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December 4, 2025 • 16 mins

Today on the pod you'll learn just why Manaia is the voice of snow sport in NZ, and we find out how much you can make from royalties on Spotify.

Plus - why is Rooda chafing so bad?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome along to the podcast. It's Friday to send the
twenty twenty five actually a real broken our song start
the podcast, whether isn't it? This was my number three
most played song on my Spotify rap more of an
iHeartRadio guy, But acculdn't Spotify's third most listened to song
by yours truly?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Really apparently, Yeah, it's been distracted by a video that's
been sent through to me really concerning of me and
when we're and Tim the cripp who is no longer
with us, Actually Tim the Crip piece, but he was
a young man who was in a a automatic wheelchair

(00:45):
who sent me was a big fan of eating media lunch,
and he sent me a whole lot of his meds. Yeah,
and said, I'm a big fan of in the media lunch.
I'm just wondering if you could do something. I'd love
to be on the shots on stage. And we said, okay,
what about we send you as in a wheelchair to
go and like sit your challenge And so he sit
him a challenge of going six for the prostitute. Did

(01:08):
he going and getting drunk and I think like taking
some drugs or something, And.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
So he did that during the show, what what brand
of cripp was.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
To He had a degenerative like illness that I think
Captain when he was quite like three or four or something.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, that great guy.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I ended up going out with them, and we ended
up going out with them in christ Church and we
went to the place where you do you remember the
nitrous oxide bargie? Did you ever go there where you
get the balloons of nitrous? No, you buy balloons of
nitrous and it was legal, and you'd sit there. And
we went and he was funny because he'd get the
nitrous balloon in his mouth and then he'd like spin.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Us cheer around and round. But he's a great man.
Sent me a whole lot of meds as well. He's
a great man. Do you know that actually reminds me
of something I wanted to address on the show but
we didn't. Was I found the world's youngest ad Off?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
The other day we're looking for the world's youngest Craig. Yes,
we might have done Neil as well. He's my baby Neil.
And then we're like, is anyone calling their kids head
off these days? I found him. I think we've got
a bit of audio here right Number five add off Silver. Yeah,
Adolf Silver. He is a South American gentleman. That was

(02:30):
him taking off on the red ball forgive me. He's
a downhill mountain biker and off Silver away, Adolf Silver.
He was taking off on the no I can't remember
what it's called, but it's the it's a red ball
downhill mountain biking thing. He on that very run three

(02:51):
days ago. He was trying to do a double back
but it broke us back. Yeah, so he's now in
the It was it was full noise. Man, I went
down the rabbit hole last night. I was watching him
old out off Silver doing his Is he going to
be able to walk? He posted the video from his
angle because obviously downhill mountain bikes. They were in the thing.

(03:13):
It's not as bad when you watch the it's pretty freaky.
And then I've seen multiple different other angles as well.
So yeah, and the X ray, Oh yeah, he snapped
the man I got free at that day.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I got friends whose kids do that sort of stuff,
mountain biking, also snowboarding and tracks were you yeah, yeah stuff,
and also do it bike riding where you do these
jumps and I know how freaked out the parents get
every single time, they kids do those things. So I'm
just hoping that my son never ever gets into that.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
So his latest one is he's doing a video series.
It's called Still Logo and it's just him going around
doing like wheelchair rugby. He's back riding a motorbike with
some sort of you know, harness contemption. Yeah, yeah, like
get out getting out there and doing it. I always
get so inspired by those dudes that do that, because
I don't think that would be me. I do funk

(04:07):
all now, and I can walk, you know what I mean. Yeah,
it's not like I'm launching off the side of the
mountains on bikes. And as you heard, I can't ski.
I suppose for those guys they do. Yeah, I mean
you can ski. Anyone can ski.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You can stand, you can stand up and go down
a mountain. Yeah, for a period of time. It's the
stopping part, and which is interesting because I can water ski,
you should be able to ski.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I would think so. But the difference with water skiing
and skiing skiing is if you let go of the
rope when you're water skiing, you just stop and go
into nice, soft, beautiful warm lake water. You try that
skiing now, you're fucked.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Now you'll slide down that thing.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, you'll slide down that thing.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, and you'll have people all lined up ready to
go up on the lift.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's what you've got to That's the bit that you've
got to be careful. You got to learn how to stop.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Your ski router. Shit, now you've been the ski ski
on that thing a shit. We went to once.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Do you remember a place called Heritage Park which was
like a really really budget version of Rainbows in back
in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Heritage Park?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Where was that in?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I think it was like Mount Wellington or something in Auckland. Yeah,
sounds bad in Auckland And there was one place that
you could go down a hell on skis and I
was absolutely awful and my parents never really took me.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
But it's yeah, this is the thing. It's not one
of those things that you can that you can just
pick up, you know what I mean. You've got to
you've gotta be doing You've got to do it for
like a week, and then again later on that same
season another week and then next year. You know, it's
not like once a year go out and do it once.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
And this is why you're the voice of Snowspawls New
zeal Well.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
When I know is a lot about it, you just
can't do it. It's just it's one of those. Yeah,
there are people out there like that.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I know the difference between a rail jam and big
year bro all right. Yeah, And actually everyone was just
lucky at the Jossy Wells invitation of that year that
wind closed the mountain because I was in a mood
to go big all weekend. I was talking insane amounts
of ship because we were with all of them, the Finnbellus,
Nico Potius's brother, Miguel Portia, like all of the Hoses,

(06:11):
Zoey Sadowski said, the hoose w of New Zealand snow sports.
We were with them for a whole week, and every
time I bumped into a different one of them, I
was talking insane amounts of shit about how big I
was going to go. I was like, they don't come me,
big brown for nothing, that all right, And I have
come down here for one thing and one thing only,
and that is to go fucking big, all right. And
it was funny because the Kiwis got it, the international

(06:35):
skiers and snowboarders, they were like, can he actually.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Look like it.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
He doesn't tell you what talking like. Seriously, this guy
in New Zealand everyone knows like.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Nonellus is a good guy. I hang out with him
a few months ago at It's Place, Ley's Place. He's
a great Those guys, man, they're all they're all hard.
They could people to be hard.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
To be a duck when you're just going around the
world backflipping, making sick videos and shit like that. That's
what I learned a lot about the culture of ski bums. Yeah,
not a cent to their name. They've got the flashes, equipment,
everything's free to them. We were shouting them free person man.
They were so grateful.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
But they can party, can they want? They can party
because the other part of it is they know that
the next day when they go out and perform a
it's easy for them, like they can just do it. Yeah,
but be they probably have a little bit more courage.
And you're up on a mountain and you hangover, goes gone,
Yeah you're a mountain Yeah because of the cold.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, it just disappears an imminent paralysis that you're facing
every time you go down that mountain.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
As well, it's a great place to it's a great
place to go with a hangover.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Shadow get warm on a hangover. So that's a great yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Do you run hot?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
You?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I run so hot on a hangover. Yeah, in bed,
just lying there going fuck. Get rid of these blankets.
Turn on a fan.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh yeah, you'd love it up there. You get on
that thing, get up on that scale, on that thing,
get on up with that thing, slide down that thing.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I will say, not an ad for Kadrona, but the
best cheese gone of ever tried in my life. So good.
Here's how good it was.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
How good was it?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I asked the lady who made them for the recipee.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
And she sent it to me, and she sent it
to you. How much was it? Twenty four dollars?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yep, that's right. Most impects of scorne and no, actually
you don't have to pay a sin. It's just that
when you ask for even Itsabeth comes out of the
kitchen and gouges your eye out and then you get
the cheese gun. That's what they charge you.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Did you did you try making the cheese scne? Did you?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah? I tried making it. No, because I'm a terrible baker,
you know, but I think the missing ingredient was actually love,
and that's what I wasn't putting in there.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
We'll come back in just a moment here.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
On a sheer.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Actually, I forgot to share on the good News Tomato today,
the good news. I bake to my most the best
lemon and almond cake I've ever baked.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
You rate your lemon cake.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I baked a good one for Hillary's birth It was
Hillary's birthday yesterday and I baked, but I didn't have
make any time to do it yesterday, so instead I
did it the day before. And what I've learned from
that is that the lemon and almond cake as best
after a It needs a day just to.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, conglomerate, get ready to go. Yeah, you could.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Easily bake one of these lemon and armon cakes. They are, Man,
they're easy. It's it's not there's no skill on it
at all. Find the recipe super easy. Controversially, don't like cake?
What famously I don't like cake? Yeah, there's not a
cake you like?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Everyone has everyone has this no, God, no, everyone has
this reaction whenever I say I don't like cake. Two
most shocking facts about me. I don't like cake. I
don't chase. These are the two.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Just wait, I reckon, as you age, you'll chaff. I reckon,
you're cha No.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
But you don't look I can imagine your chair. You know.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You've got chaff. You are you are the walking.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
You're the fucking three b cream, yeah, the whole. Yeah,
but you don't look like you chap. I look like
I chafed. Yeah, yeah, I don't see chafe.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
And I look at you. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I think it's mum to hear. And here's a lubricant,
you know what I mean. Here's good for chafe. Yeah, well,
it's a lubricant. That's the point of it's the point
of pubic Here is lubrications so that your arms are
constantly rubbing against themselves. Oh yeah, that's the problem. Since
you went full, have you gotten since you went for hard?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Really?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
That's well manicure?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, I reckon, I reckon that furiously manicure.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Manicure.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I think it's out of the floorboards. Like if he
was keeping livestock on that dock, would ask him to
rotate the crops a little bit crop from you're down
to the floorboards, mate, Can you fucking put them in
a bit of paddict please. Yeah, some condition scor issues
going on down there, scorched earth round up. Do we
want to leave it on that, No, I think we
need there is something. Oh I'll divert us. Here's something

(11:16):
again that we're going to talk about on the show
that we never got to Joel Little. If we get
the Snoop Dogg audio, Yeah, yeah, okay, perfect, we could
do this. So Joel Little, dear friend of yours, dear
friend of the show. He so, you know how we
do the Spotify rat they as artists, they also get
the Spotify rat of how many people listen to them,

(11:36):
you know what I mean? And so the songs that
are written by Joel Little, so that I would that
include good Night Nurse.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yep, it wouldn't because he.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Would have written them and performed them. And some Taylor
Swift songs.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, Lord, so many more that you probably don't even
know of.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh I know, I know because I look. Our favorite
artist from Austin City limits not Rainbow in Surprise female
Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Really, hold on, jeez, it is a skill. Well, I mean,
obviously it's a skill, but I mean, like the ability
to make hits is it's like a magic trick. It
seems like a magic trick.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I think, no, No, it's actually not. Who's the other one?
She's she sings on?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Not Julia Dean?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, Olivia Dan.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Was she?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't think she was?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
She Grace, No, she wasn't. But he he wrote a
couple of Gracy abrams.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Do you know what, I wouldn't mind getting a bit
decisions on the jewel. I reckon him and I can
put out a bang. So he wrote lover with Taylor.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I mention if you get that away as a competition.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Amy Shark, do to do to do work with your
favorite US Jared James, Jared James names, No, it's written
Tate mccrane.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Khaleid working.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Young, Dumb and Broke is one of his biggest hits.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yes, definitely that is a hur and Royals, Yeah, I
mean Young that's number one, wasn't it Young? He's broke
number one, Royals number one.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
He's quite a few number one, very successful man. So anyway,
he he posted his Spotify wrap for artists one point
eight billion streams.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
As how many songs that he's written? Of songs that he's.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Written and in the calendar year twenty twenty five, and
I know that you should only ever look in your
neighbor's bowl to make sure that he has enough, you
know what I mean. And I don't like counting other mens,
you know, looking in their pockets, you know what I mean,
But measuring there, yeah, I'm not going to take him.

(14:00):
I'm not going to take a bloody measuring tape, you know,
to another man's pocket. And I want to, but I
just wanted to make sure that he has enough in
his bowl. So I did a bit of research into
how much an artist would get paid if they got
one point eight billion streams, and I put the call
out to a friend of mine, Calvin You might know
him as artist's.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Name is Calvin b.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, yeah, you know I know Kelvin Brodo. Yeah he does.
He's well known, he's got to he's doing a rap name.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
You has something to do with an animal snoop dogg
snoop dog.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know if you heard snooping the dogs, but
he snooping a bit of dog. I called him and
I said, so how much because he's only a guy
I know who'd have a billion streams? I was like,
how much would you get paid? That's what he said.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
He just sent me some ship from Spotify. I got
a billion streams? Right. My publisher hit me. I said,
break that down. How much money is that? That ship
wasn't even forty five thousand dollars? That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
So yeah, forty five thousand, but Joel's got one point
eight billion, so that's probably close to nineteen. Well, but
then also he wrote them.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I think I wonder whether it's worth Calvin whether because
of samples and stuff, he has to attribute a lot
of the royalties to people who have written other bits.
Oh maybe, I don't know if he if he gets
the Joel's not using samples. I think Joel's pretty smart
when it's.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh do you know? Do you know the weirdest thing
is there's a loophole now because if you know, obviously
you can't sample or you gotta pay royalties to people
whose sample. But if you just get AI to recreate
a song and then sample that recreation, that that that's
a workaround.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's them work around on that day.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
I know, I know he's probably got a lot of
songs Snoop Dogg, but there's nine that song there Gin
induced nine credited songwriters.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, there's your other issue.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Isn't it got that nine ways?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah? Split that thing all right? Should we knock this
Barson on the head A little bit of a palate
cleanser after, Yeah, a little bit waylaid there.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Have a good wake in No, have a good wake
in Okay, and we'll see you on Monday, we.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
See So.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Set out, laid back with my mind on my money.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
You have my money. You my mom shake something.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Set laid back with my mind on my morning.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Lay out my back. I've got me some freak of
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