Mash Goes To The Playground - The Radio Show (October 9)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hard ache breakfast things. So Bunning's trade. Load up
on landscaping. With Bunning's trade, you can't morning. Welcome along
to the hard Ache brieckfast accre g Lane is going
to be joining us soon about half an hour man,
she welcome along. Good morning, Jerry. How's it going mate?
Have you Wednesday? I suppose Wednesday, which means it's hump day, Meshy, Well,
what does your Wednesday look like? Jerry?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
So you're two days into the week? We color radio
shows under the belt, a couple of seven sharp shows.
Is this when you start hitting your straps and rarely
kind of taking off into the back end of the week.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Absolutely, this is when I hit the gym hump some
turn really cram it up. Leg day actually Wednesday? Oh
really you put leg down a Wednesday. Every day's leg
day for me, MESHI really every day? Yeah, currently working
on the legs.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Why the legs? Well, what's the leag focused?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well I had that operation, that knee operation. Yeah, okay,
earlier on in the year. God, it feels like I
had it about a month ago, but turns out I
had about four years ago, and as a result, you
got to build up all of the muscles around your
knee joint. Oh, so you're doing some kind of rehea
and stuff like that. I'm still in the rehere.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
You have any personal trainers coming in?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, no personal trainers, just doing it myself. Man. Occasionally
I look at an app like better Man for example. Yep, Yeah,
it seems to be the way to go nowadays.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
A lot of those bands, I'm imagining you're doing workouts
with fans.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, I'm all over the bands. Yeah, but yeah, yeah,
I'm essentially look like a stationary cupboard. I've got so
many rubber bands around me, working away, bands to tighten
up the guards, bands to tighten up the knee. Lot's
coming up on the show this morning. Up next, the
metior shower schedule for the remainder of twenty twenty four.

(01:35):
Something that you possibly have never ever thought of before.
Here's Nirvana, Welcome along the Hood.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radio.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
So some news, some good news in the world of
meteor showers. If you love meteor showers, and who doesn't
love a meteor shower. Because Aranganui, which is the god
of the upper atmosphere, has blessed us once more because
the drakenoids are currently occurring. Did you know about this measure?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
So the draconoids, is that a group of meteor Well.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's one of the showers that goes on during that
turns out during the year. There are a whole lot
of medial showers going on at any given time.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I mean, I know absolutely nothing about media showers. So
maybe you walked me through this. So last night there
was a medial shower. If I looked up, I might
have seen it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Did you see it? Did you ever looked up to
the northwest? Okay? On October eight to nine, you'll see
the draconoids, right, Okay. It makes it seem like they
arrive every year.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm not sure if they do. Now I think you're
what you're looking at. Here is just a calendar for
this year's medials. I think they do change yet a year. Okay,
because apparently the per seed was on August eleven to thirteen.
If you looked up to the northeast pre dawn, the
draconoid which is currently going on the eighth and ninth

(02:54):
of October late evening if you look to the northwest,
and then if you miss the dragonoid or it's cloudy
during the time, which was last.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Night, to be honest, the oriyanoid is on October twenty
one to twenty three.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Right, okay. So I mean, looking at this graph that
you've got in front of you here, and I was
listening at home, I'm able to see this, but there's
essentially a graph. What it's not a graph is that
it's a table. It's a table, and one of the
columns is numbers or number per hour? And what is
that column? Just so I can figure out that? Is
that to do with how long you'll be able to
see it?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
For? No? I think the number per hour is like
how many of those media showers you would see. But
I mean the dragonoid, for example, is only six, whereas
the orianoid, which is coming up in what a few
weeks on October twenty one, twenty two, that's fifteen per hour,
right okay.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
And then also on this table that we're looking at,
it's also got an Association associated comic column. Yeah, and
then what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm not sure, but a couple It turns out a
couple of months ago there was an associated comic called
the Swift, the Swift Tuttle.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh oh oh, that you can't be saying things like that, Well,
that's on November seventeenth to the November the eighteenth, the
Swift temp No, that's the Temple Tuttle.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, the Temple title. That's different. There's the HELLI, which
is on October twenty one, twenty two. There's a lot
going on. I mean, people will be saying, what the
hell is a meteor? Yeah? What is it? Well, what
the hell is it? It's just a bit of space
rock which ends the atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Which is different to a shooting star, I assume.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, shooting star is a star that's dying, which just
freaks me out. Yeah, that's the idea that that's going
on up there.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Something happens to me when I see a shooting star.
My kind of soul removes from its body for a second,
and I get a whole lot of perspective around life
that I didn't need. You know, when you see something
like something so amazing out of nature that goes that
just kind of you know, removes you from life itself
for just a moment or two. That's what I feel about.
That's how I feel about shooting stars.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I know what you do with the shooting star though,
if you're even if you're eaten in the vicinity of
a woman ten meters, then you just grab a woman.
He said, there's a shooting star. Quick, so just a
reason a pash, make a wish, make a worseh and
pash me there's a shooting star. Here's the white stripes
on the hierarchy.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Briefist the hot Achy breakfast all Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
So Radio hurdaches teaming up with Auckland FC and giving
it the chance to win five thousand dollars with the
Radio Hurdacky double team, just you and a mate. What
do you had to do is go to Hurdackie dot
cod and z and into You and Maate could be
standing in goal while the Auckland f C striker attempts
to kick the ball past you. For every goal that

(05:28):
you save, you win one thousand dollars. And I believe
the Auckland FC striker will have five attempts at kicking
the ball past you. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
So we're going to be hitting down on Monday with
the winner of this competition Jerry to witness this happening.
It's going to be happening at Mount Smat Stadium on Monday.
So we're don't give someone to call on Friday to
make sure that we can get them locked in and
sort that out. Again.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
We've talked about technics a lot.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
The more and more I think about it, the more
that I think five there is a chance that you
could go away with no money.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Per one hundred percent. I think the Auckland FC striker
it is really good at striking the ball. I think
that the person who's in goal is probably not going
to be a goalkeeper.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Even if it's straight. I don't think there's going to
be a hell of a lot of chance of saving
something against a professional footballer.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
You don't want to be nutmegged. You don't want to
be nutmeg that's the main thing. But two people, two people.
Although she is a wide goal, when you get in there,
it's actually quite wide. I say bring some boots.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Is that what you say? Is?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I say bring some boots? You bring some I'll bring
some boots. Kick if someone needs it. But after trying
to kick some goals once with Ben Hilly at eating
park and slippery conditions, oh you'll lose your footing, I
realized that kicking goals. I'm talking about rugby here, but
kicking goals you need boots. Is that right? Oh, it's
otherwise you just end up on your ass. So what
were you doing at eating park?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Kicking goals?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
As kicking goals with Ben Heiley something about the Rugby
World Cup, how it's going to be decided if it
comes down to extra time, keeps on going, keeps on going,
Golden Point, et cetera, et cetera. It came down to
a kickoff. Oh wow, that's the Rugby World Cup final.
That's what happens if it keeps going, going going.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
What's the title of it on that?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Do you know what? The kickoff? Yeah, where you start
from the middle and then you start to work your
way out and it just goes one one, one one
until someone misses. It's like a penalty shootout. Ye, that's amazing.
I'd love to see that, ah, but I don't think
it would ever get that far. Although we say that
is it.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
About a forty minute mark? Do you think after that
final heard of when they go, you know what, team,
let's just do a kick off?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
You?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh, I think it's a certain amount of extra time
and then if there's nothing then then you go to
then you go to golden point and if there's no
golden point. That's when you go to kick. It was
a long way down the track for that way. Yeah.
Have we a similar situation as the twenty nineteen Quicker
World Cup where it went to boundary? How many boundaries

(07:38):
you scored? I mean, nobody ever thought that I'd ever
get that far.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, they should have done a convision competition in that
Gregor World Cup final that possibly it would have been
closer or actually would have been more apt than what
they ended up going with.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
This is the hierarchy.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Breakfast, the Hurdichy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells. Already your Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's six thirty two on the hurderche Breakfast. Time for
the latest news headlines. Part of Tasman's Rewalker Hotel has
been significantly damaged by fire. Overnight. Forty firefighters battled the blaze.
A fire investigator will return this morning.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Strange coincidence, isn't it that Manheath moves to z B
doesn't want the Shocker and Rewalker story, so get someone
to burn the Rewalker hotel down.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Interesting coincidence? I agree.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
The US state of Florida is preparing for its second
major storm in less than two weeks, President Joe Biden
warns Hurricane Milton could be one of the worst storms
to hit the country in the past one hundred years. Jesus,
this is just off the back of Helene. Do you
remember Hurricane Helene just the other day? It must have
been last week or maybe the week before. Devastating and

(08:41):
so Hurricane Milton. Have some weird names actually this year
because there was Alberto. There was Beryl, which Beryl's the
Barreyl for me, is a good name for a hurricane?

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah, great name, great name.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
There was tropical storm Chris.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't do it for me.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Hurricane Debbie, yeah, Debs, and hurricane and Nisto see into
It's like, come on you.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
They go for the alphabet, don't They start from the
start right through?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's right. So you've had a B, C, D and
then Innisto E and they in to M so Helene.
Between Helene and Melton, there must have been a number
of storms. Must be around the world, different places.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Is that around the world? Is it named globally or locally?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
It must be? It must be. How are hurricanes named?
Tropical cyclones are given names to make it easy to communicate.
Names of first US widely in World War Two.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Ah, so they do bowler. We got bowler. Yeah, so
we're one of the first in the season we ab and.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Subsequently adopted by all regions and most regions predetermined. Alphabetic
lists of alternating male and female names are used beause
it's got to be a male female male filmer, of course. Yeah,
but Beryl. I like the name Beryl. It used to
be my next to number and in sport and ice
cream and the desert. Degree of meltdown by the New
Zealand batting line up against Australia and their T twenty
World Cup cricket match at Shajah. The White Fans lost

(09:58):
by sixty runs. Initially they restricted their defending champs to
one hundred and forty eight for eight merely occur returned
figures of four for twenty six, but they collapsed for
eighty eight New Zealand after they were actually they were
three for sixty or something. He's in the slump from
fifty four for one to sixty for six in the
space of nineteen balls.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Now Shaja terrible place, horrible place, dry state, completely dry,
not even out the whole in the hotels. That's probably
the problem.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah. Also the pictures they turned square basically, and as
you know, we are the worst players of spin in
the world.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
The hod Achy breakfast Alreadio.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Darchy just in the news headlines, just reading before New
Zealand White fans absolutely being smoked by the Australians. There
fifty four for one at one stage in the end
sixty for six and then they collapsed for eighty eight,
all in space of nineteen balls in.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Shaja Shaja Yahaja is an interesting place.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Shaja is an of the UAE, so it's a neighbor
to Dubai, so you know, like Dubai is basically the
middle eastern Disneyland.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
It is a crazy place.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
So how does the UA work. It's the United Arab Emirates,
so there's lots of different emirates.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Seven emirates, seven emirates. Yeah, it's a w W.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
A man Russell came Shaja abw Dubai. Yeah, so there's
a whole lot of them. And the Sharja one is
interesting because that's the most strictest one. It is no boos,
no alcohol, no nothing anywhere, not even in the hotels.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Right and run by a separate family.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yes, okay, that's how it all works. It's a very
strange operation.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I mean, famously, the Emirates came together after Shaik Khalifa
brought them all together, and one one family didn't want
to join, so he just rode his horse around and
went to the tent and cut a stroke, and.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Then the Emirates were together. So that's a nice story,
isn't it. Lovely Shaja is funny because we lived. I
lived in Dubai and ww for a while, and.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Obviously a Westerner desperate for booze most of the time,
and there wasn't any off licenses, and there's a few
illegal ones. And there was one particular one just out
of shah Jah in the middle of the desert called Barracudas, And.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Barracudas was just a shed in the middle of the sand.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
And you drive out to Barracudas, you back the car up,
you go and you buy four trays of small kens
of Heineken and whatever you would get your hands on.
Pay cash, of course expensive. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you're
paying fifty bucks. A doesen't okay, But it's the Westerners tax.
You don't pay, you don't pay, you don't pay tax.
For working over there, but you pay tax on the
boost anyway, So you load your car up and you

(12:29):
drive back through Shajah back to do buy Abadabian, back
to back to your apartment or whatever. But the locals, few,
the locals are cotton onto this, not the local amortes
for the local residents workers cotton on to the fact
that there was a whole lot of Westerner is doing
these booze runs, illegal booze runs. And what would happen
is they would accidentally t bone you at intersections.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, so the spot that you're a beat to Barracudah, Yeah,
you bet to barracudas.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
They still get barracudas and they'll give you a light
t bone, not a t bone that you'll you know
that it's going to make you uh, you know, severe damage.
And then they go, oh, should we call the police
or should we make an arrangement here because we know.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
You've got a bootload of illegal boosts.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh wow, so they caught onto it.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
But then so then on then so obviously the Westerners
such such as myself as cotton onto a plan. We
would go on convoy and one of them, so you know,
it's like the presidential convoy.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
What you don't know which one they're in.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
So the five cars, one of the cars is laden
with booze, laden with booze, and so they wouldn't know
which one to t bone. And if they did tabone,
the one with the booze, and they'd be doing the
bribery and we ll go and just unload the boozs
into the next car and piss off, and then the
convoy would continue.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's like a CounterPunch.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
What would what would do just for a beer desperate times?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, it's a hot place.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Oh yeah, and tell you what, it was a lifesaver,
absolute lifesaver, having beer at home and your fridge because
you don't know how good that is.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Weird part of the world.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Oh yeah, the hod at you breakfast with Jeremy Wells
already just.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
A couple of apologies to make regarding that first ever
today in history.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
So he's got issues already.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Well, I was talking about JFK being a U boat captain.
Of course he's not a U boat captain. That was
I misspoke. That's German. They were German. The Nazis had
the underwater boats.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
How controversial would it be if he was a U
boat captain and came.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Controversial. It was a pt so I was like a
torpedo boat. He's a Petea captain. Yeah, great New Zealander. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
And also the back was called the head shagger's back.
That's why. That's why he hit such a crippled bat well.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's a weird family. I've seen listen to a couple
of podcasts on him and his dad of course, was
the ambassador to for the United States to England, and
Churchill hated him, hated him. He was he was tee to.
He didn't used to drink.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Did he offer him too many fair rochetes?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
He used to Churchill used to always offer him a drink.
Whenever he used to meet with Churchill, He'd always make
him refuse a drink. That was his kind of power mode,
as you're clearly a weak man because you can't drink.
But where he wasn't we because he used to love
having sex Jk's dad. In fact, I think he used
to have his mistresses. Used to kind of hang out
at the at the dinner table with the rest of

(15:07):
the family. We had set up the hood.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Are you breakfast already? Your hodarchy?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
And I had to stand each combody. This morning on
the Heartache You Deeper was Chea Lane's in Monning and
Mashi's in as well. Morning Lot's coming up this morning.
Lots to talk about in including the plane that was
flying along and they had some issues with the in
flight entertainment system, so they took a vote on what
was going to be played, what movie was going to

(15:34):
be played, because he couldn't have the choice, and the
choice that people decided was a little bit spicy. Oh yeah,
a little bit spicy. Also up next, Mashi, you want
to talk about an incident that occurred to a kid's
playground yesterday. I've involved you in a swim yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Slide issue around the way you've been teasing it, but yes,
that is I guess the idea of it.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
If you don't have a cat and you had a playground,
you're a second the hood.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Dark Meshi, you ended up at a kid's plague ground
yesterday by yourself, by not with any kids on you too.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I want to put this through to the group check
last night. You've both taken this, you know her indus fession.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I don't know where what I to take playground on
your own.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, look, I was on my own, but I yeah, guilty.
There was no one else there. I just want to
make it very clear, there was no kids at the playgrounds.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
It's like you're luring them. That's even worse.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
The only I know what you were doing in a playground.
There's only one reason why if you're not Yeah, there's
only one reason why, if you have not got kids
at the playground. Man, she you're twenty five. If you're
at a playground, you haven't got kids, you're either on
the drugs no, or.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Can I say if you're on the names, can you
pick up your names? Okays?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Anyway, I'm not on the names. I don't make it
very clear. I'm not going to the playground to have
a look at children and I'm not and I'm not
going for the playground.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
What are you doing there?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I was just having to be walking past the playground
and I identified that there was swing there, and I
thought to myself, I've not been on the swing, and
I'd say the best part of a decade, so I
thought I'd take on this swing. And what happened within
the next couple of minutes was actually quite draumatics. I
started swinging, you know, kind it's like riding a bike.
It comes natural. The legs go out, the legs come in.

(17:15):
You go up and down, up and down. You know,
that's all good. And within about thirty seconds I thought
to myself, I don't really feel too good here. And
then I was swinging, swinging, got higher and higher, and
I was thinking, this is fun, this is great. Got
higher and higher, and.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Then you got high and high. You're already high. I
got higher and high, walking past before you even got
on the swing.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Now I got higher and higher, and then I thought,
you know what, I'm gonna have to stop this. This
is just too much. And then I got off the
swing and then I headed it full afternoon yesterday of
just utter nausea.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Wow, it was awful, Okay, it was horrific.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
And I thought, is this something that happens to people
when you get a little bit older? Does your kind
of mind? And here just go and are you no
longer able to move in this kind of fashion anymore?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
I think that's your conscience, is it?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
That's your conscience coming back and saying you are not
a pedophile.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
You need to get off that and go home.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's what it is, punishing you last night. Why there
is a there is a massive difference between a grand
man at a playground with kids.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Sure there is.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
That's that's that's wholesome, wholesome focus, what kind of because
for the parents? Yeah, but it's bounty wholesome. But then
there's just a market difference between a grown man on
his own bluring, waiting.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'm not hoping for ship.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Like a venus, like a pedophilic venus, fly trap.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
The family came along with the stage. What have you
given up the swing? On the swing, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It depends it was with the family.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
You stick around and smell the seat afterwards. No, I
did not smell anything.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
This conversation is not is a disaster.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, well, actually I know what you mean though with
in terms of your head not working. So I can't
bounce on a tramp anymore. And it's got nothing to
do with my pelvic floor, although probably word I don't
know about that, but my head. I felt like my
brain's being scrambled around in my head. I can feel
it moving. There we go.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's how I felt on the swing. You say, thank you,
Jeremy Wells for taking this conversation.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Seriously, I actually I can't bounce on a tramp really?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, how do you go? How do you boys go
on a ford roll? Now these days? Like a somersault
on the ground, you know, you put your head on
the floor and then you put the legs over the top.
Do you think you could still do that?

Speaker 5 (19:23):
I can still do afford roll, you reckon. Don't make
me do a cartwheel.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
No, I can't with too much.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't know if I can do afford roll. No,
I'm going to tempt aford roll next?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Are you actually going toore tempt to ford roll?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm not sure I can do afford roll.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
This is cutting each stuff. Stay stay with us, Stay
with us.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I'm not sure I can do it. But with the
breakfast already exactly about seeing I'm the Mat and Jerry.
It's not the Mat and Jerry show. There's five bucks.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Put the money in the jar.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
The jars now at fifteen bucks. It's seventeen past seven
on the Hidachey Breakfast, g Laye and this morning meshes
here as well. We're just talking about Mesh hanging out
at kids.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
You're focusing on the wrong thing again. I went on
to swing for the first time in about a decade
yesterday and just got dangerously nauseous. It's nothing to do
with the fact that I might have been under the
influence of something. And it's nothing to do with the
fact that I was there for the families and the
text coming through and three for three about targeting nannies. Okay,
I want to make that very clear.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I was not.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Actually, it's the O Pears I think you're after, isn't it.
The Germino Peers.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's I'm I'm not after anything.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well, he's in the right age bracket for that, to
be honest. I mean, what's worse is when you're targeting
your own o pier as a father. You don't want
to be targeting that. I've seen that happen a couple
of times. Careful there. You've got to be very careful
who you bring into your family. So we're talking about
the fact that you that you get motion sickness or
you don't feel quite right after you've been on Swings.

(20:52):
Ruder executive producer of The Herdeky Briefist Ruda he has
to take sea legs, those those tablets when he goes
to theme parks.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I've only experienced the sickness once.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
So I'm not myself but one of my children on
the blue Bridge Bridge ferry going.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Across the cook Straight a couple of years ago.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
And my my youngest, my middle child, was like, I'm
feeling a bit, I'm feeling a bit of a second.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Okay, that's all right.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
It comes it on my knee, and then she looked
at me, just square in the eyes and went just
bombed all over my face, all over my front, my pants,
the whole lot, the whole gambit, the whole gambit. So
I had to basically strip down to my jocks. And
this is in the public as you going across the
cook straight. Well, I'm covering and vomb okay, but you

(21:38):
don't need to strip down to your jocks, do you.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
Well it on my pants and my shot. What am
I supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
There'sations actually that you took your clothes off too quickly,
but anyway, that's not going to help the story.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Luckily I had a change of clothes, so changed there
and the lovely people from blue Bridge, I mean they
might crash into the old Wolf, but they.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Launded my clothes. They launded and bought them.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
By the time we landed and picked in, they had
my clothes folded. But she did say, she said, you
are the first person that's ever cleaned up their child's vomit.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
What so you cleaned it up off the floor? Really?
What so people just leave the vomit lying on the
and sort of point at it and you get people
to run run?

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Okay, that does vomit run? Vomit move?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Well, that's really interesting. I'm amazed that they have a
laundry service on Blue Bridge.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Well, I don't think. I'm not sure if they really do.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Whether it was a favor because I cleaned up the
vomit and they were do you do you a solid?
You're standing there in your wife's T shirt and kid
child's shorts.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah. Oh well it's got me thinking, actually you're talking
about that because you know how they still had the
sick bags on planes.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Has anyone ever used a sick bag on a plane.
I've never had I've never been seasick, but I've never
really been in terrible seas although once traveling across the
cook straight terrible five metal swells the longest at the
time ever cooked straight crossing that took seven hours. It
took so long to get zag because it was so
the swells were so massive. But I've never actually seen anyone,

(23:04):
and I have never used a sick bag on a plane,
because that type of turbulence that you get on a
plane is not pretty rolly. Yeah, yeah, because I've would
have thought that's the problem.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
I think it's designed for dangerously hungover people.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
But also I don't trust the paper I reckon I'd
blow the bottom out of a paper bag if I
was being sick.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
I'm a very audible spewer, like you can hear me.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I'm like real Christ.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah, I'm a christ buwer, Christ Bureau.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I would have thought, all the spears that you've had
over the years, with all the alcohol you consume, that
you'd be a silent spewer.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
And I can't very vocal.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I'm going to do a Ford roll next his Stoney
book Pilot at.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
We seem to have moved on to spi. I feel
like yesterday we were dealing with your dog leaving stories, Julane.
This morning we're talking about spew mainly because Marshi ended
up frequenting or going along to a kids playgrounds and
getting motion sickness on his own. Yeah, by yourself.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, I said that it was the first time that
I've ever had motion sickness. And I asked you fellas well.
I tried to ask you, fellas is this something that
it comes with age? Do I have to start worrying
about motion sickness around other areas of life? Jerry, you
thought about throwing out a forward's will. But we have
moved on, haven't we. Really we're talking about other things now,
we're talking about vomiting.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, it turns out that there's a number of texts
coming on three for three about this. Actually, someone say,
my son was so motion sick when he was small.
He spewed every twenty minutes for the whole trip to
Hawaii on the plane.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Ah, we used every sick bag.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
On the plane.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
That's a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Man, They definitely get used. Wow.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Do you what do you do with it after?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Do you walk off with it just holding it like
a lunch bag or do you just stuff it back
into the back of the seat.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
No, you've got to give it to the the to
the flight attendant, don't you. And they put it in
a special place. They put it in a special spewed place.
Oh man, I hate speeling so much. I'll get anywhere
near if I've been drinking, I'll get anywhere near starting
to feel a little queasy, and I'm like, I'll chop
myself off straight on the waters. Can't stand spewing.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh really, So if you had a big night or
something like that, and you thought, you know, what might
help me is just getting a little bit of stuff
out of me, you wouldn't do that to just kind
of such a proof tomorrow or anything.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Never speared the next day from drinking. No, don't you
even check the fingers down the throat. I don't think
of anything worse.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
So you went part of the Waketa University Pelicans.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, clearly you were. You're probably captain captain of the
University Pelicans.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Gross the Hurchy Breakfast already Hurdy.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Seven thirty one on the Hidkye Briekfast time for the
latest news headlines. New Zealand's second largest import of myth
has been found inside steel beams. Five men have been arrested.
The shipment would have produced around twenty five million individual
doses of the drug Wow that was delivered to the
wakator inside of beams that look like they are being
used for construction. And then some dudes turned up from Australia,

(26:06):
flew over, flew over from overseas somewhere and turned up
into the White Atto to work on the construction of
something under the beams and yeah, five was it five
hundred color grams or something?

Speaker 5 (26:19):
So was it found by the construction people though were like.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
These it was intercepted by customs. But pretty cunning to
be putting that stuff. They went there, something weird about this.
I think there's some kind of weird inconsistency. And then
they X rayed them and then they went there's heaps
and meth inside of these beams.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I was about to be no sleep still Christmas for
the white cattle.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Into the white cattle. Auckland Council expects the number of
dog attacks will continue to rise, do they. Council figures
show more than twenty eight hundred dog attacks were reported
in the past year, up seventeen percent.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
That's because there's heaps more dogs.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, it's a simple fact, isn't it. Ye Population increase,
more crime, more dogs, more dog attacks.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, yep. Totally and a Sport fifteen coach Clayton McMillan
has clarified the omission of hooker Ricky Rickattelly from his
twenty nine man squad to two of the Northern Hemisphere
next month. McMillan says Rickettelly was simply unlucky. It had
nothing to do with his name.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
That is a terrible Oh sorry mate, just unlucky?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
What What did you draw my name out when he
missed out?

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Is that the luck?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
What? Obviously they've said, what's wrong with rocket Rickettelly? He's
played well all year. He has just been unlucky.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
What would you do in a dog attack? I've thought
about this, if a dog was at you, on you,
what you do to it?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I will grab it by the throat and I would
wring its neck.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
What the hurdarchy breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radiody.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
We've just been talking off here about dog attacks because
the Auckland Council expects the number of dog attacks is
going to continue to rise. Twenty eight hundred dog attacks
apparently last year up seventeen percent. You're saying, gili Net's
because there's way more dogs, which I think is true.
There's way more dogs.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Lockdown dogs.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Lockdown dogs. Yeah, lockdown dogs that haven't been socialized properly.
But I reckon as well that the rise of dog
on dog attacks must be up. And I blame small
dogs for that. I blame small dogs on leads getting
above their station. And I've seen it so many times
because I've got a reasonably large dog. Well, I've got

(28:20):
a boxer who is fine with all most dog breaths,
but she's kind of racist. She doesn't like small, fluffy
white dogs for some reason, particularly like shit. Susie and
the other free Bejeon frees tend to be okay, it's
it's the West Island terriers, particularly in Schnauzers. She's got

(28:42):
a real thing thing about Schnauzers.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
That's interesting. Your dog likes to go those, Well, they.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Go her first, They will go her, and they'll have
but they'll be on a lead, and she's on a
lead too, And you walk past another dog on a lead,
and the other dog will have a crack and it's
a small dog and it knows that she's on a lead,
so it knows it can have a go. I'm saying,
maybe it's time just to take all dogs off leads.
Just let the let the law of the jungle happen,

(29:08):
and the bigger dogs will take control like they should, yes,
and the little dogs will realize that they need to
find their place and they need to not be aggressive.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Not so yappy and biting at your achillies. My dog
is the opposite of your dog. My dog loves to
What I tell my kids is piggyback small white dogs
obsessed with piggybacking small white dogs.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
And when you say piggybacking, humping hard, yeah right remote.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
He's got no back wheels, but that doesn't stop them.
Maybe they lest some one in there, maybe they left
one in I don't.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Know, but any white dog, like we be on the
beach and you just beline take them off the lead,
and I'll go, oh god, And my daughter will be like,
I know he's going to piggyback that dog, and I
see the damn straight he is, and then I'd be like, yeah,
way fifty meters away, he's hammer and tongs, hammer and tongs,
and the other doesn't know that he's got no back wheels,
but so they think he There is a six crime cappening.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
There's assault happening. On the beach, so I have to
run along. He's got no back wheels. It's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Meanwhile, they're little Bejeon free is pinned against the sand
castle getting absolutely hammered.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
So how big does he go? Like, like, will he
attack a dog? That's because he's a medium sized medium.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Small to medium that only goes small white dogs. Okay,
so where Yoko goes for the attack on small white dogs?
White dog's more of a lover and.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Not a fighter. Yeah, okay. I think it's a dominance thing,
isn't it. If they've got no if they've got no operation.
I think it's just that they're actually just asserting their dominance.
It's like something that I saw when I was in
Tokyo not long ago. We were we were a pitting
pitting a cafe and there were ferrets in there, and
what I saw going on with the ferrets was next

(30:46):
to there was so much piggybacking as you call it,
going on. And then I said to the personalizer, I said,
are these two these two are really trying to make
more babies? Are they more ferrets? And then she said
the woman said no, no, that that's the mother that's
having a go at the sun. There, that's the sun
underneath the mum. The mum was piggybacking the sun.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Bend over, Finn, get on there, get on all fours.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Okay, I'm going to dominate you A right good.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I didn't think this is going to happen this month.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
They breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
So I see. Condas has apologized to passengers after an
explicit film played across all their entertainment screens during a
flight from Australia to Japan. Apparently there was a technical
issue with the inflight entertainment system and so they did
a show of hands as to what films should play,
because you couldn't have your own individual film on your
screen in front of you. And they did a show

(31:39):
of hands and it was decided that a twenty twenty
three films starring Dakota Johnson and Sean Penn Daddy O,
Daddy Oh, was going to be played.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
You're afraid to see his name as the guy's married,
or you're married by someone's married.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
He's married. I know he's driving cab.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Twenty years there was Sean Penn and Dakota Johnson. So
apparently people were trying to turn the screens off. But
you couldn't even turn your screen off. So one drive
said they were shocked by the graphic film. There was
no way to turn it off, so we were forced
to watch it.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
There were some graphics sex scenes in there. There were
some graphics sex scenes.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I mean, we've all been in this situation slightly, like
I've everyone's guarantee everyone here has had a bluetooth situation
with a Bluetooth speaker where your phone and usually it's
attached to some sort of Instagram video which can be
just as bad or you know, and you're like, why's
my volume not working?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
And meanwhile in the other room it's blasting.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Why is my mooume not working? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Well, I had a friend who he's got a lot
of kids, and he has gone into meditation and he
goes up into the attic meditates quite a lot. And
so he told us his wife that he was off
for of some meditation and went up into the attic
and dialed up, dialed up some meditation videos.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Sure yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Volume wasn't working.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
So he just kind of carried on and the wife
ran upstairs, ran into the attic. He was mid act
of meditation. Yes, yes, of self meditation.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
My god, they.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Gets played all through the through the whole house.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
You dirty past it.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
You know you're meditating.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yes, I've got a friend whose son was doing some
meditation in their bathroom with the shower on and a
lot of meditation, some meditation, and forgotten that they were
hooked up to the Yui boom, the family Yui boom
out in the rounge.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
This is my worst night man.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
She copped the entire, the entire about three minutes twenty
five of exactly what he was meditating to.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
So the fact that the son was in the show,
he probably didn't notice that there was no volume on
his video. He wasn't was worried about you guys, about
the boy not working the shower.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
That's yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well pre shower, I'd say, I'd say, appreciow just doing
some pre shower meditation. Oh yeah, she's never mentioned it
to him.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
You don't want to do that. In the show the
Hot Water, it's PBA Gloyd the.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
D Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
We're just talking about people who forget that their bluetooth
is connected to a home speaker while they're doing some
meditation privately and rooms around the house. And this person
he's just texted my flat mate still to the state,
doesn't know that every time she used her personal message
that it made the TV go fuzzy while we were
watching TV and she'd be in the room. My shaving

(34:54):
lyrics is a text and the shower has a holder
for a raiser, also perfect for hands free phone usage.
Take that as you will and see checking the bluetooth
needs to be added to your Ten Commandments for a
good life. That's true.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Actually, we've been looking to get rid of.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
A couple of the Ten Commandments for a good Life.
I'm having a look there.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Never marry a Croatian. You're probably come.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Off that one seems to have found its way off.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I think thou shalt not socialize with baby boomers who
aren't immediately related to you. That one commandment number eight that.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Could probably go some good boomers out. Of course, there
are there's some good boomers out there. There's some terrible ones,
but there's some good ones.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I mean, thou shalt not use a bathroom and a dream.
I think that one has to stand yeap. You never
want to lose that yep, coming up after eight o'clock.
Movies that you've walked out on. Apparently Joker, The Joker too, Dilly,
who's in Studio B today because route is away overseas,
Dilly very close to walking out of The Joker Too.

(35:56):
And apparently there's been more people close to walking out
of that film than the history of any other film ever.
Interesting after The Joker one, which was which Joker was
a great film, one of my personal favorites. But films
that you have walked out on, and or tactics of
how to get through films that you'd like to walk
out Oh.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, every kid's movie they have been too.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, well there's tactics there.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
They breakfast already your Darchy.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Night Daddy coming this morning on the Hidache breakfast. Ge
Lane's in this morning.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Morning.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Now she's here as well. Morning Jerry.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Great to be here, great to be here.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Well, it's nice to have you both here. We've moved
from Poudis View this morning and soon we're going to
be talking movies. So Joker two's out, and it's really
shocked people.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
The hair shocked people, hasn't it.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Will you just shock me by saying it's a musical.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Oh yes, so you are you fellas not heard the news?
So there's obviously the introduction of a new character, and
the lady Gaga is playing the role of I believe
Harley Quinn. I've not seen that. We might have to
get Expert Dilly later on to talk about it, but
I believe they do start singing, and that gave some
people quite the fright?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Is it partly as well? Because the first joker was
so good, so good, so good. No singing either, no
no singing, so the bar is high, and then all
of a sudden something comes on that's a little bit
weird and different. Anyway, Dilly's seen it. Did he walk
out on it? That's the question He's going to tell
us next how he coped with it? But a lot
of people booing it. I've never heard anyone boo a
movie before.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Are you booing?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Who are you?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Bowie?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Why are they going to turn it off? Who woo?
The show?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio darchy?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Get it? Really? Does Peter out that song Daughter by
Pearl jam? Doesn't it? Six past eight on the Hedechy Breakfast?
So I see the new Joker movie has been described
as a dull, excruciating watch, and apparently there's been huge
audience walkouts all around the world.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Well can we start at this place. Joker one, or
also known as The Joker, a huge success, wasn't it really?
I mean, I think what in Phoenix want and Oscar
for it? But everyone talked about it, everyone went along
to it. Everyone loved it. Jerry, I know you especially
loved it.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I loved it. I've seen it about ten times.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
So The Joker two is now out and not quite
getting the reviews that Joker one got.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
What is it? No? Apparently people of people are calling
it excruciatingly dull, a far cry from its gripping predecessor.
Apparently it drags on without purpose, and some audience members
have been left left in frustration, missing the original energy
of Yuquin Phoenix's original performance. Dilly, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Good morning everyone.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
This is this is in turn Dilly, Dilly, you went
to The Joker.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Too, correct? Yeah, it was late last week. Did you
day after it came out?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Did you walk out?

Speaker 6 (38:47):
I definitely considered it. There was a couple of things
stopping me, namely, I drove my flat there, So if
I walked out, it'd be ye, not the best thing fends. Yeah,
And there's a little part of me that it's like,
it can't be this bad, Like I just can't. I'm
sure something's gonna happen, like it felt like it was
just leading to something, but it was just nothing feeling.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
When you're watching a bad movie, there is something that
goes on in your head and you do start thinking
is this just me? You start looking at the left,
you start looking at the right. Is it just me
that's thinking this is horrific? Or am I just not
quite connecting with this the way that other people might be.
I don't know. But anyway, so you were watching the
film Delly with your flat correct and then what happened?
The movie started? And yeah, and then at what point

(39:29):
did you decide this movie is not what I want
it to be.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
It would have been maybe after the second or the
third musical piece. So the second one is a musical.
I just got to preface that as well. Why knew
going into it? I assume a lot of people didn't.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
No, I didn't know. Is this description here accurate?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
In a nutshell?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Thirty percent smoking, seventy percent singing the whole audience side
every time they started singing yet another song.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Yes, yeah, it feels like the plot's almost building to something.
I'm try don't spoiler anything, but it feels like it's
building something, and then it just cuts away to a
musical scene and you're just like, oh my god again.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Seriously, So Lady Gaga, aren't it? Yes?

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Yeah, her performance I will say, quite good, but I'm
not sure if they got her on board and then
they're like, okay.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Well we better put it in use.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
We'll make it a musical. We've got Lady Gaga, but
it Yeah, there's a weird decision to make it a musical.
That's super weird. That is super that's super weird.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Another audience quote. Yeah, the Joker too was the biggest
effing letdown. Had enough that sucked. It was like a
musical and I love musical, but that was a ship musicals.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
This one viewer, yeah, this that's actually I'll tell you
who that person was. That was Australian Olympian Harry gar Side.
So he's the Olympian Olympic boxer. Real smoke show actually,
So he said, I wish I stayed at home and
got my housemate to repeatedly punch me in the face. Instead.
But that's quite that's got you. That's quite bad.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
That is pretty bad. You rather be repeatedly punched in
the flatmate.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I've never walked out of a movie.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
No neither.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I don't think I have either.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
I neither have I because I find it a perfect
opportunity to get some sleep.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Yeah, well that's the Three Children.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, I mean there's been some shocking kids movies that
I've slept through over the years.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
I am I take a face mask, you what, I
take an eyemask to kids movies and that's nice sleep.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
On the hard Ache Breakfast. We're talking about Joker too,
because apparently it's absolute rubbish and heaps of people are
walking out on it. It's a musical turns out. It's
probably surprised some people. Although most most people are going
along to movies now, I've read reviews before they even
go along. Matt Heath was a great example of that.
Matt Heath would read about thirty reviews. He'd know everything

(41:49):
about the film before he goes and sees it. That's
a good point.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
So many forms opinion before he even got in there.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Well, I don't know, but he definitely. I don't want
to read a review before I go to a movie.
I don't. I don't really want to know anything about it.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
That's why that was news to me About five minutes ago.
I didn't know it was a musical, which makes me
want to see it even less. Not that I watch
a lot of adult movies. I think the last time
I went to the movies and watched a adult movie
was about teen or twelve years ago.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
A lot of adult short short films though.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Oh yeah, like on the phone. No, no, no, no doubt. Ye,
I'm talking at the theater because I've obviously got three
punishes at home, and there's a lot of time spent
at kids movies, which having three young children, is the
ideal time to get some sleep.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Yes, so I've never walked out.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I've never watched a full movie, but I have slept
like an absolute baby, so much so that my daughter
is working me up because I was snoring too loud.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Oh yes, idea. Well, the fact that you take an
imask to the movies.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Yeah, well that's that's experience, that's what that is. Because
there was a couple. You know when you get.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Looking around and you look back, and you look back
at and there's you with an imask snoring.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Well, I learned the hard way because I went to Trolls,
the original Roles movie, a lot of bright colors, and
I couldn't sleep because the bright colors were coming through
my eyelids. And then I thought, you know what, I'm
going to pack an eye mass this time. So next
time I check the eye mask on and look, that
is amazing. And some of the movie theaters these days,
they've got double beds at.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
The front of the theater. It's like built for it.
It's for sleeping.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah, no, it's an amazing place to sleep. And there's
nothing better. I mean, for me, I love a cinema sleep.
But that's why you always boockn that ten o'clock one, Yeah,
the ten o'clock screening, because it's especially on a Sunday morning.
You've had a huge week at work. You know, when
you've got little kids, you're getting hardly any sleep. And
then you can even go out on Saturday night for

(43:39):
a bit of a late one and then you just
know that you're going to catch up at least at
least ninety minutes sleep there at ten o'clock in the
morning on the Sunday.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Your parent Heck, though, you've got to just load them
up before you go to sleep, because the last thing
you want is to be shaken away for some more popcorn.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
So you just go over the top. What do you want?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Popcorn?

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Ice cream? But everything? Show them where the toilet is.
You've got to do. You've got to do your due
diligence at the start of the sleep. You can't.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
You got to make sure they know where the toilet is.
You guys are going to go on your own. If
you go on your own, I'll buy an ice cream
after all that kind of stuff. And then you guys
will see they're covered in chocolate.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
And just everything you want and you go, okay, no, no.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, it's an expensive sleep, but I'll tell you what,
when you're desperate, you take it. You pretty much do anything.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
So if you never walked out of a film, well
it was either yourself.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
No never, right, Okay, I did once, mate, a terrible mistake.
Where I was going. I went to Inception. If you
remember the film Inception.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
With the coin or the thing that spins around you had.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
The dream one day where they goes it is searching
through people's dreams.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, I'm quite confusing. The Christopher Nolan film and I
it was a multiplex that I was going along to it,
and Telsey and I were walking in and it said
Inception Cinema four. So we walked into Cinema four and
we were a little bit late, so it was sort
of part way into the film and we were watching
away and then I was like, after about fifteen or
twenty minutes, I was like, I have absolutely no idea

(44:58):
what's going on this film. I've never been more confused
in all my life. I could not work it out.
I couldn't work out who the characters were. I couldn't
work out what was going on. And then the film ended.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
It's a metaphor for your life.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
And then I realized I've gone to the wrong cinema.
I was playing two cinemas.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
The hod Aki Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Hey fellas a question for the panel this morning. I
was watching the six o'clock news last night with the laws.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I went around for a dinner old school.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
It was old school old school midweek as well.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Like terrestrial TV, like Live at six o'clock on the TV.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, I think it must have been. Yeah, they were
cracking it up just after the chase, of course, and
I realized there was a question that I have for you.
While it was probably in particularly, but Gilne, you might
be able to help as well. Why does Dan Corbett? Actually,
first of all, I want to say, Dan Corbett a
hero of mine.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Why does Dan is your question? Why does Dan Corbett? No?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Just wait, just wait, not why does Dan Corbett? I
love Dan Corbert. I think it's amazing. I think everything
he does is perfection.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
That was his makeup? Was it good? And good?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Because he does his makeup on his own, doesn't he
just but to make up? Can't remember looking at that.
But what I was going to ask you is why
when he does the weather do we get a why
does he share the weather of today? Why does he
share the weather that has already happened, because we know
what that weather has been.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I mean you mean the weather of today, or you
mean the highs today? There, yeah, the high temperatures of today.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
So you know quickly before he goes about the weather
tomorrow and the rest of the week, we just whip
around the country and today the high end of the
DA was this and today, And it's like, well, in
my head, I'm thinking, well they know that because they
just experienced that a year right, Okay, is this a
fair question to be asking?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
This is an interesting question? Why does Dan Corby they
do do that? Still? Don't they?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
On the weather?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, tell us the weather of that day that is
already it's already been, the weather that's already been. I mean,
why wouldn't you say the weather that was a week ago,
it's been already been. It's just the same, I suppose.
Is it because people have experienced the weather and so
then you can say, well you experienced today, and you
can give give it some context by saying, oh, okay
it was seventeen degrees.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
I thought it was hot today. Yeah, yeah, it's confirmed.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
What it is? Is it a confirmation that your internal
barometer is right or wrong?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Because the ViBe's there and it feels like a nice
thing to do. I think, actually, just thinking about it,
I thought that's just such an odd thing.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
I think it's regional dick swinging. I think it's regional
dick swinging.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
I think it's the likes of down in Dunedin, you know,
like the once in a blue moon where they're the
hottest in the country. They can go naha, soldier, Oh
that's a good soldier, and then Wellington will go, oh
look see not So when do you say see at
least when you place in the gate.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, I suppose tell.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
I'm going to know who you'd be like, See, we're
the coldest in the country. We're hard.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
But I mean you can do that. Can't you do
that by your forecasting as well, because you can see
what it's going to be, unless I think that the
forecasting is so far out that you're not going to
be able to forecast the right temperature.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Would you see Dan tonight?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I will see Dan tonight.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Would you mind just running that question passed him? Why
does he do the news? So? What does he do
the weather that has already happened. I just love to
hear his thoughts on it and why he thinks he
should be doing that.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
How much do you want to pay me to ask him?
I'm not gonna pay anything to ask him.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
I'll pay you a hundred bucks, but you have to
ask him full nude in the men's changing locker of TVNZ.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Okay, so you give me a hundred bucks, full nude.
If I stand corbette full nude. Yes, Why he runs
the highs, the daily highs of the day.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Hands on night, hands on hips too.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
I just want you to hands on hips, look him
in the eye, just just because your hands on hips
will draw his vision into your into your crisch and
just go.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Why do you look back on the weather?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Will you give me extra if I have a rage?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Two hundred I'll try Man the Darchy Breakfast all Radio.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Dary time for your latest news headlines. Highways in Florida
are clogged as people flee ahead of Hurricane Milton. Officials
are warning those in its path will die if they
don't leave now. Wow. In Tampa Bay, the mayor warns
the storm as unsurvivable.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Well, that's quite full on, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Yeah. It doesn't get more direct than that, is it.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
No? No, that's pretty full I'm just having a lot
here in terms of the names at the moment. What
are we up to? Her? Up to? Miltone? I missed
Hurricane Leslie, which was just before Milton did.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Did that take here on Friday?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah? I saw a bit of Hurricane Leslie and the
bathrooms on Friday. Nadine is up next, so they pre
named them. Yeah, oh okay, it goes Milton Nadeen because
obviously it's got to go a man woman and it's
got to go through the alphabet, and then Oscar and
then Patty and then Raphael and then Sarah, Tony Valerie William.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Tony is going to be annoying.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Tony.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Tony's going to be a really annoying Tony. Sounds like
a real pested Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Back here, the government's looking to tighten the bolts on
dodgy builders, nice pun. It's considering adding a new offense
to the Building Act for deliberately hiding non compliant work
and remote inspections. Fines for individual trades could rise from
ten thousand dollars to fifty thousand.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Is that mainly focusing around just like little cashi jobs?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Is that what they're trying to pin back. We'll hold
back there.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, I don't even I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Is it like things like you know, outdoor showers are
usually non compliant, but they will usually whack it in
after the code compliance.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Isn't that kind of thing?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Sometimes you've got a dog bath in your bathroom. But
it's actually on a dog bars actually, and then later
on your place it with an actual bath.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Oh yeah, you heard of that before, No, I haven't.
It's the B Day.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
On the B Day it's a dog bars. So's B
Day turns into a bath and in sport trouble for
the Western Beers, but to join the NRL in twenty
twenty seven is part of expansion plans. Sydney Morning Herald
reports officials are fuming over a low ball business proposal
from the consortium behind the club's revival, falling short of
financial requirements.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Well, the North Sydney Beers though, they're one of the
great kind of clubs of the eighties and nineties, wasn't it.
It was one of Brett Dallas, Mario Fhenick, Mario Phoenix,
Daryl Halligan. Yep, Daryl Halligan was over there. They were
my team. I actually I'm gutted. I don't I had
a North Sydney Beers jersey, the red with the black
V and I lost it.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I was gutted.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Yeah, absolutely gutted. They were my team. So bring the
Beers back.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Mario Fennick was very very keen on a falcon. Oh yeah,
he loved running into a ball and smashing it into
his head.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Well, the thing is with Mario Phoennick is if you
didn't pass it into his chest, he just kept running straight.
So if you all was in front of his face,
hands would stay the same. He'd just run into it
with his face. That's how Mario Penick operated.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
He never stepped once. Mario Finnicky. He just got the
ball and ran forward.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yeah he is a walking CTE. Yeah he is, absolutely,
but boy he could tackle. Oh yeah, he could tackle.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I'm actually a couple of texts to answer the question
that you posed before the break good. Yeah, why does
the six o'clock news share the weather that we've already experienced?
And someone said, it's like, wow, it was hot here today,
says a person in their living room, And then but
it's not as hot as napes internal conversations.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
So it's a conversation starter. Is that what we've got?
Why we've got it?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Well, that's the new so I guess, okay, that's kind
of a conversation. So someone else has suggested it for
people who are traveling and aren't living in the usual towns. Really,
but it's not that many people are traveling.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I mean, so why you're in christ it You're like, oh,
it's twenty degrees in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Ah, well, I don't know about that one.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Because of the six hundred and fifty thousand people who
are watching the news, how many of those are traveling
the next day? Like two percent?

Speaker 5 (52:22):
And it doesn't matter, you're not there and.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
With it tomorrow could be different from the weather today.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, this one makes the most sense. Same reason they
report the news that's already happened. It answers the weather
question what happened today, This is what happened in the
weather today.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Treat it like more of a headline type of thing.
That does make sense, Yeah, totally. Oh, we like to
know these things, don't way.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
It's like and see anyone here.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
My dad used to write down what the temperature that
day was and put it in his diary.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Nerd, you could talk the hurdarchy breakfast with Jeremy Wells
already r hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
A thirty eight on the man in jerrysh it's not
the mess. That's not that I got to concentrate, and
I'm just so used to not I'm so used to
not concentrating. At the beginning of a break into saying
something that comes naturally to me.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
We should probably take that off the wall.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Massive there's a massive telly on the wall here in
the studio that does say Matt Heath and Jeremy Well
succeed weekdays on it.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
It's as I was, it's weird when you've got to
think about something you've been saying the same thing for
the last eleven years.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Duria, I think we can take some slack. But that
is five dollars in the jar again giving away for
the morning.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
It's ten for the morning.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
That's twenty bucks in total.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Now it's going to cost me a bit of money.
I was on my way here. We're talking about whether
early on. I was on my way here this morning,
early in the morning, still dark, but I felt, I
felt it was warmish, and I was like, summer is here.
And the reason that I knew somemmer was here because
there is one tree. Well they see, it's kind of
two trees. They're tee turkeys. They're quite big trees and

(53:52):
they're just across the road from work here, and during
the winter when you walk to work, they are completely silent.
There's just that's silence, just the sound, the hum of
the city. And then this morning, as I was walking,
I was just sort of I just noticed something and
this is what I heard.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Oh dangerous amount of pool come out of.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
That tree though well actually interestingly, Glane, I had to
record this audio and I was underneath the teetokeys to
record it, so I had to get nice and clothes.
I didn't need to because God, listen to a loud
There's how many birds are there in that tree you reckon?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
There's hundreds of starlings in that tree. They roost their overnight.
It's right outside of bar actually, and I drink underneath
that tree quite often and gets craft on.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, but a great.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Sign that summers here.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
I went for a walk on the beach yesterday saw
my first gea banger. So wow, the swimming gea banger.
You know that that's the trend these days as w
T will whack it up up your jaxy at the beach.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
That's the new look.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
And I saw my first one yesterday and then I thought,
you know what sun is here?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, that look is an interesting look. It's a particularly
interesting look when you have a fifteen year old daughter,
because that's the look that they're rocking.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Well because soon he wasn't fifteen. She's certainly on the
older into the scale.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
She still rolls good, still happy to roll the banger.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
She landed you about the time, not that long ago
as bad a yoga, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Jerry?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Where Jerry took his was put in charge of taking
his young fourteen year old daughter bikini shopping. Accidentally came
out of the shop with a full on g didn't
you there?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Jerry? Well, I look, I didn't. What there was was
my daughter bought herself a bikini and he didn't.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Paid for it.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
I paid for it, yeah, I and she I didn't see.
I mean, I'm not there in the changing room with her,
you know, saying oh that looks lovely.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Sitting outside the changing she'd rubbing your knees.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
No, no, I'm definitely not doing that. I'm just I'm
just here with the credit card ready to go. So
I'm there and I did my job. I was there
with a credit card, tapped and went and then got
back and my daughter's like, oh, this is the show
show told us. She's like, I just bought this cute
little new BIGINNI. I was like, we'll be going back

(56:03):
to the shop straight away, and then she let them
and she goes, what have you done? What did you
do that for? I mean, I wasn't in there in
the changing room like checking it out. I said it
was a nice color. It was a nice green that
suited her. I just thought the color was good. Apparently
there's two options. There's that really really skimpy one that

(56:25):
you can see all of your butt cheets, and then
there's the not so.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
But then there's that.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
They're all very high waisted though, aren't they even the
ones they're all very.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Coming up over. It's almost the eighties kind of Jesus size.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Look the heap.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
I'm all for it.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
I'm fine, I'm fine with it. I'm just not that
keen on it from my fifteen year old rider.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
That's all the hurdarchy Breakfast a radio.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
H earlier on, we were talking about movies because Billy
went to Joker too, and like it seems, half of
the world found it an absolute snooze fist, a lot
of people walking out on it, although Dilly didn't. Billy
stayed good on him.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Well, he had to stay because he took his whole
flat with him, so he had he was forced to.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Stay but some of the reviews, I wish I'd stayed
home and got my housemate to repeatedly punch me in
the face instead. Announce from Olympic boxer Australian boxer. What
was his name, Harry Garside.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah, Harry Harry Garsa. Well I think, I mean he's
been punched in the face too, so I know what
it's like. Yeah, it's not fun. It's not fun being
punched in the face.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
What was the movie that we went to? Wells, I
think it might have been with Madi Heath a couple
of years ago. We we thought that this was a prize,
but we thought Gulane, that it was going to be
a prize for some lucky listener to go to and
watch a private screening of the film with with us.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Was that the Silkiotta It was it?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
The Yeah, slippers, slippers, pretty something, Silkiota, Yeah, silkiotat his pocket, yep,
the other's pocket as we went for this private screening,
and what movie was it? But anyway, look, it was
so bad, g Lane like, it was so so bad.
The rock was in it and it just ended up
being about a forty five minute to an hour Met
and Jerry show brainstorming session.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Was so horrific.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
What was it, Jerry?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Was that black Adam? Black Adam? It was black Adam,
it was I slept most of the way through that.
You slept such glorious. That's one of my best cinematic
sleeps ever. That was a glorious sleep.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Did you take an ie mask?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
No? I didn't take on one, not like you. I
don't take an Iroland. I just feel like taking an
eye mask is just a step too far. Although I
don't eve a sleep in an eye mask, I don't
need no masker. It's meshy over here. He sleeps every
night with a bloody, silky beaver eye mask made out
of silky beaver skin.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Is not silky, worse, it's Peter Alexander, is it?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yes, it's a nice I mask? Okay, like what kind
of like I've been put in the spot here? I
sleep with a no mask silky It's not well, actually
it is silky.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
It is very silky. I've got one.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
I got the same one. I don't sleep on my
only in movie theaters. I got blackout curtains at home,
so I'm fine with that. It's only purely movie. I
actually keep it in the glove box of the car.
So when we go to the movies, I take that
that's creepy.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
You don't want to keep an eye mask in the
glove box. Something weird about that man. She The thing
for me is if you wake up in the middle
of the night and you're sleeping with a partner, and
then they look across and that and you've got no
mask on, there's something.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Really unsexy or so unsexy, so unsexy.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
He makes that for it with the glitter, the glitter
g banger that he's got down below.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
So are you sleeping a g Beinger?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Do you own you? Do you own a g beinger?
Like going known to sleep in a Who are you
sleeping a g Beinger? Now?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
I try not take it off?

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Take it off? Here's a text. This is my favorite
text of the morning. Hi boys, Been on a first
date to see Terminator three. Her choice. I couldn't keep
awake because I do shift work. I drifted off several times.
My date got a little grumpy when I was snoring,
trying to keep me awake by nudging me in the ribs.
It still worked out, though we made love halfway home
on the front seat of the Yut Park up and
in your subdivision, overlooking Nelson habit result.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
The Hodikey Breakfast thanks to Bunning's trade. Load up on
landscaping with Bunning's trade