October 6, 2024 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome on to the podcast. Monday is seventh of October
twenty twenty four. Yeah, you got that right, twenty twenty four. Yeah. Yeah,
there's a problem because unfortunately in front of me it
has the date Monday, seven October, and then where it
says twenty twenty because this particular system that we're running
here at radioheadaches from the nineties. Yes, this next gen system, yeah,
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with the nineties fonts. I see, yeah, and you see
yeah cut out by the sea, yeah, because it's gone
too long or something's happened, And it has the current
sixteen point seven low fifteen point six high sixteen point seven,
which is the temperature outside. So unfortunately the temperature is
going over the back of the date, and so I
can't always tell exactly whether it's twenty twenty four or
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twenty twenty three or twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What's the point also of having the temperature in a
music log system.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't know. I don't know how where's the where's
the barometer for that? And where where's that?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But also located the integration of that weather system into
a music scheduling system that must be a bit of
a pain in the ass.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Why is it God there, you'd think, is it Because
people will say, you know, coming to you from Auckland City,
currently fifteen point six degrees outside. They often say, yeah,
currently fifteen point six degrees in the city of Sales.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
But all these things now pointless, aren't they really? Because
you got your phone. It's a bit like I mean,
I know you do the half hour bulletin and we
have the headlines, but yeah, people are on the phone.
You get your news and weather from your phone. I
think so, so we can kind of we could potentially
move on.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I wonder about the weather sometimes I do. I
wonder about because back in the day, the weather used
to be the most popular part of one news.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, that's why you do it three times. Still there
is like an update is an update, but.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They don't do it anymore. They don't know. They dropped
all that. They used to start with the weather. Yes,
and Jim Hackey used to go, there's a high blah
blah blah blah, but right now it's six o'clock. Jim
Hacke used to do that. But that they brought that
in because as you said, it's most popular thing, but
then they ditched it. Ever since, weather apps and phones.
They've ditched it and now there's just Dan Corbett at
the end. But I often wonder like, who doesn't have
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the weather on their phone anymore? Who doesn't know what
the weather's a who doesn't know what the weather's already been?
And who cares what happened that day? The only time
is about the highs from that day, the only time
it's important.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, the only people that care about the highs, and
I can tell you this is the people from the
lower South Island because when it's hotter than the North Island,
they go, see it's hot down here.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, see we get good weather.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
See that's why, that's why they have the high high
and Cromwell they say, ah sucked in Auckland.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right, But wouldn't you get that same that that same
sense of that little dopamine hit. But you get from
that by looking at the forecast for tomorrow. No, because
it's a national broadcast.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You know, It's like when you know, Jim Hickey says,
in the hottest place in the country today, is it okay?
I know it's never to need Yeah, look, I think
it's the only time it's important is when we're weather events. Obviously,
that massive weather event done is over the weekend where
you shad it with rain. That's radio is important in
because you get updates all the time, but not for
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forecasting or for updates in terms of pissing down rain.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Awful six o'clock. Yeah, enjoyed the day.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, the highest today if anyone who is wondering, eighteen
point three right now in Napes is time of recording.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
What is six past nineteen? Naps at nine? It's warm
this time of year in Napes is six point five
and is the lowest r coldest.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Saying that you love talking weather though, don't you? I
love talking with her, Yeah, totally, I absolutely love it.
But I and look, I watch a whole news bulletin
full of weather, and I like Dan Corbett talking about
why the weather because he's a proper meteorologist. He understands
the science behind the weather. Is he your biggest office crush,
Dan Corbet, Dan Colbert?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, he is. Actually, Interestingly, I'll tell you some I'll
tell you something interesting about there in Corbett sometimes his
changing his changing shed place position, his little what's it
called wardrobe is beside mine and the TVNZ changing sheds.
So they've got TV changing sheds. You know you've got
John Campbell's gotta gotta gotta ye a locker locker, it's
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actually the double lockers. I've got one, and Dan Corbet's
beside me. Jack Tame is around by John Campbell and
Simon Dello. Yeah, Scotty J. Stevenson's got one. Oh yeah,
I don't even know how much time he spends in
the building, but he's still got one.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, he did the Olympic stuff. He feels them for
breakfast even now.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Then Christ Daniel Fara's got four. What. I don't know
why he needs so many lockers.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I heard that Daniel Fightaba he walks around nude.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is that true or false? In the changing shed? Yeah,
he's the only nude walker. I've never seen it. But
I tell you you won't see Dan Corbeck getting changed
and changing shits because he's beside me. Yeah, and so
it's my fantasy to get changed beside him on some
stage of my life. But I've never seen him in
there with his pants off. Oh is he or even
getting changed? And he doesn't go to the makeup room either?
(05:16):
Is he a nude coward? Is he not going to
get nude? Well, I don't know the mackap either or
is it his own? He does his own makeup and
he does his own here.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, okay, what is he up to in the weekends?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You reckon? He's he's on k road, you reckon.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, he's doing his own makeup in here. It's obviously
not his own, not as Fierce radio.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, it's an interesting one doing your own makeup. He's
the only person that does his own. I do my
own here. Yeah, that's fair enough.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I think everyone knows how to do their own here,
but I don't know how to do makeup like I
just basically what I do is I get a both
big tub of powder.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I just stuff my face into it and then pull
it out again. Okay, as fair as we go, Well,
that would be a disaster. How long does your makeup
take before simshap issue? Listen? Ten minutes? Ten minutes. It's
good to be a guy, though, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Because I think Hell's Bears is in there for like
an hour and a half there and everything.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, yeah, she get paid for that. She on the
clock at their point for the make up time. Yeah yeah,
I suppose nice. I suppose she goes to sleep during
her makeup session. Shed have a nick brace or something.
You know, she just thought that she can sleep with
her head up. Really yeah, she well, she kind of meditates,
but she oftentimes fall asleep, falls asleep. I can't understand that.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I remember when we stopped through Dubai, we got a message,
a shoulder message at Dubai report shoulder message, sort of massage, No,
just a message just up there. It was in the open.
It was out in the open yet but hasn't stoped.
I opted for the thirty minute head and shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
They're what and shoulder?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I slept. I fell asleep instantly. I worked myself up snoring,
and then she checked me. She goes, so we finished
so and I was like, oh sorry, but then I
fell asleep and she goes, yes, I know you're snoring.
And I got five minute value out of that message.
I slept for twenty five minutes. Yeah, but you wanted
to sleep so badly.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I tried to sleep, but because it was one of
those hid down messages, and the nasal condition that I
had going on from our trip was so intense that
it was all sort of descending into my nasal It
was actually quite full on. And also The woman who
was doing mine was really funny, knots in my back.
I just wanted a nice rhythmical, relaxing kind of a message,
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but she was really trying to work out some issues
that I had with my back. I don't want that.
Did you guys get mounted? No?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
No, it was It was just it was the kind
of torture cheer with you. Oh right, you mount it
front ways like a horse and then you put your
face into the edge.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Push because last time Jerry took me from assage a
couple of months ago Julane, and it was my first
message if you've been on really and it gave me
quite the fry when I was mounted, I didn't I
didn't realize that that was part of the massade.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Behind or from front, from behind.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know, she mounted me from behind, so probably about
halfway through, wasn't it els just climb up there quietly?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, get on? It was full time message with the
elbows and really gets good stuff. And Mesh didn't know
because it was a couple's message. So I was lying
on the table beside her.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Jerry book wasn't a couple's missocial festival, which was slightly anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
As you want. I don't know what else I was
meant to do, so I'm lying there and she kept
asking questions the whole time, and he was like, so
am I am? I just meant to lie here? Am I?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, what do you.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Think You're not supposed to interact.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Trying to strike up some conversation. She was trying to
talk shut up. And then he didn't know whether to
lie front ways or back ways or so.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
This is so cannibry that someone's been someone's like physically
touching you and you you think that it's a signal that.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
It was fucking incredible. Though I loved it. I want
to go back for another one. I mean only that
the two ladies that we had actually wasn't there, because
again the couple's massage was quite strange. We set on
Lazy Boys for asic and we got our feet rubbed.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh that was nice. There was a bit of a
wet towel on the head there. And then tell me
the truth. Did you get a raga at any search?
Tell me the truth? Are you you did? I did not.
You didn't get a rager. Sometimes when you're lying on
your tommy, it's card onto.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I got a terrible, rageous story because I went went
it was a couple with my current wife one before it.
Now who now is my wife? Was like, you, who
is now my wife?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
We got the couple's massage, We got the couple's massage,
and they just put the kind of mosquito net between
us and we're on our fronts the mosquitos around or something,
I don't think, so, I don't know why. Anyway, I
was on I was on my front getting the message
and I could see that and it was getting the
message as well, and on their back. And then the
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lady asked her to roll into her back, which she did.
And then that stage, I was lying down and I
turned my head and the tired messuse was mounted her
and was just massaging her breasts, quite quite a woman woman,
quite erotically doing this, and I was on my stamach
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and I immediately went all right, and you went all right,
all right, all right, I said, I don't know. I said,
my mid twenty was the height of horniness, and and
I was like, oh yeah. And then I got the
tap on the shoulder because please roll over, and I
was like, oh ship o sh and I put my
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I rolled over and put my knees up to try
and then put my knees down just saretageously put my
hand in and just put it up onto the stomach
and then and you had.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
A man message in you. No, I had a woman
as well.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Okay, sure, I had to deal with what was going
on and the bead next to me, which was some
serious a long girl action.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, I'll tell you what what you do in that situation.
I've got an instant in direction like disappearor mesh mesh always.
Sorry you're going to say not instant, Well, no, because
you're not going to that's not instant. Still, that might
take a minute or so. Just give me, give me
(11:22):
ninety seconds. I'll deal with this, okay, Jerry shut Then
what's your what's your theory? Rid of an direction? You
think about going down on your grandmar Jesus Christ. What
you have said is somehow worse than what I just said.
I'm just trying to tell you, if you're in that
situation and you really need to get then that's that's
the best way out of it. I mean, you're the
only one that knows that you're thinking it. Well, if
they don't verbalize it, what if it? What's the problem
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if it? You can't that doesn't get rid of it,
you start questioning everything in your life. Okay, well if
you jitulate at that point, no, that's when you know
that can we beep that? That's when you know that
you just don't want to you know what I mean? Yeah,
you probably need to just move on. It definitely works,
so yeah, I always I'm trying it successfully a number
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of times.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, Maggie, thatcher in the nude or just your mum
and the nude?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What side out of curiosity? What side of the fatly? Ah?
Mum's mum? Yeah, you're right, okay, not seriously. It's just
like bomb gone straight away whenever you had and it
introverts straight away. It's like, that's the worst thing you
(12:31):
could for me. It's the worst. It's not Sue.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I can't remember being at school and a great friend
of the show, not of mine, Dan Vatry, we got
we had to come up in front of the school
for something I can't remember what it was, and we
had to stand up in front of the school and
chapel when we were just about to get up and
he goes, fuck, I've got I've got a massive ragel.
I got a massive ragier and I was like, well,
fuck it, Well, are you telling me I'm not going
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to be able to help you with that?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
If you are asking me to help with out, I'm
not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We're in a church, We're in the Church of God normally, normally,
normally I'd be happy to help, but I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And he's like, what are we going to do it?
I was like, fuck, I don't know. It's just fucking
weapon under your belt or something. So he whips it
up so it's.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Under the belt and we're in front of the squad
is stead of the head masters. Same some bullshit, and
I said, still there. He's like, yep, yep, under his
belt up to his belly button and he's kind of
slightly hunched over. So shit, so his white shirt was
like slightly over the his belly in anyway you go
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dann on the tory, he's got his ship tucked out.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's like, like, tack your shit that one. You don't
want me to do that. So the grandmother theory in
terms of that idea, is that better than Mikey Heavic's
dry goods. Mikey that's right, Mikey. Heav's got the drug goods.
So he goes he goes one pound of flour and
it's accounting. So he goes one other flower at two
dollars fifty nine a pound, and I want three pounds
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of that. That's sex seven twenty.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
But he uses that to elongate the love making peoyeah
rather than getting rid of it.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah. Probably shouldn't also use the word pound. Maybe go
with kilo. Yeah, I think that's right. He's working in
the Imperial measurement system. It's more complicated. Yeah, that's wrong,
because then you've got ounces and I mean how many
pounds and inches and feet? How many? How many ounces
and a pound? As you guys figured that out, let's
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just take a break really quickly, if it's all right, please,
and we're back twelve ounces and a pound, I got
sixteen I've got sixteen ounces in a pound, sixteen ounces
according to Google. L Well, how can how can we.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Still measure an ounces over an ounce? Is it?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
It was?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
No sellers? Yeah, it is weird. I don't know that
should be it should be probably? And well what else
what's measured in thods? I thought fidties it wouldn't be
kilogram because you'd never get to kilogram. But you go grams, Yeah,
how many fids in an ounce? How many grams? And
announce there's.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
A fit a gram back there we go a fitty
bag is an a gram.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
From fucking sixteen and announce twenty eight point three twenty
eight grams in an ounce? Yeah, oh yeah, okay, because
you want fours, don't you. That's the whole thing, rather
than tens. Fours is easier to fours divides more ways, right,
So it's a problem with ten. You can't go ten
doesn't work in thirds. That's why they used to work
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in base base four in base eight. You're looking at
me weirdly, mesh, How does four work in thirds? Well
say four four? No, you can get say twelve. If
you've got twelve, you can divide that into three by
fours to stop me having an error. Yeah yeah, and
it goes into two's as well as six's. I'm still
hard and it goes into threes.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Four you are right, yeah, okay, it goes There are
things if we start talking about threes and fours, do lane.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Your partner's breasts? Because why was she message? Did you
even get to the bottom of why she was messaging
bast have a lump.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, she didn't like it. She not long after that
she's told her to stop message in your breast. By
that stage it was too late. I was, I was,
I was at attention hard?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
What was she? How hard? Was she has a breast message?
That's what I think. That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
How first and last time she's like, no bread, no breasts, No,
don't touch them. And she's like but by the time
I'd seen.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It was like a it's too late, right messages and
then tweaking the little yeah, little because sometimes they do that.
Oh yes, I'm just gonna remind you that this is
an audio medium and that's going to sound a lot
like you might be just can't hammering Tom for the team,
you know. So what are you referring to?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
You ever been Have you ever been properly capped with
the glass and they put the flame in it and
then put it on you and it sucks the flesh
up the glass?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Have you done that?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
The athletes do it? You know, you see some athletes.
I've got horrible round bruising all over.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, you can get that. I've had that done.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That's quite interesting because they basically put a flame up
a jar and then they quickly put it on your skin,
and then it sucks the because you've stuck the oxygen
out of its the flesh up and the space to stretch.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's part of the skin, part of the muscle. So
you put it on your balls or something.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You put it on your back and shoulders and stuff
on your balls because the balls are too wrinkly. You
can't get any suction on those. At least you shut
the whole lot up there, put all the beans in there.
No the cupping, it's that's I don't know what it
is about. But you'll see heaps of kind of athletes
and sprinters and stuff come out and they've got these
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horrible kind of purple, perfectly round bruises.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That's from the cuppings. You know, you know, you go, yeah,
very long time. I can't last time that happened anyone recently.
I really want to happen, to be honest, someone, So
you guys do mean what you both have just spent
a week at an october fish? Can it that way?
(18:03):
Do you get what I'm going to go down? We're
going to end up back in a conversation about fucking
swamp ass, and it was going to get it was
going to get ugly. I didn't want to go down there.
Balls no way that, no way that that might have
never been worse than that flight that we that we took.
I don't know what it was. I reckon. Okay, here's
my theory what happened to them? Just just to paint
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a picture of next level like disgustingly.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Moist nice, I got a rash. I got a resh
rash too, and I got one around the round around
my ring piece paraneum.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, a whole lot. It sounds a lot like maybe
some kind of STI but anyway, No, it was just
it was just from sitting down for seventeen like that
flight seventeen hours that one league. Yeah, but sweaty and
it was really hot in Munich for some reason in
the airport they had the ear conditioning off and it
was really muggy. But I think, here's my theory on this,
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because I've never been so moist down below in my
entire life. And I threw mindies out when our home
was like that's that's into those some covent cine briefs gone.
Oh can I have those. Oh they've actually got it gold.
I don't wanted you wearing my sickon. And they left
on their own accord. They did, They walked out of
the house. They did. So my theory was we woke
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up that morning after having a huge night the night
before at the Bierfist, woke up at the morning reasonably early.
We went and had breakfast, We got changed into us
into our clothes that we wore for the day. We
then spent the entire day walking around Munich doing a
whole lot of stuff. So we spent the day doing that.
We'd had to check out of the hotel. We never
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went back and had a shower. We got on the
plane at ten thirty at night after a full day
of walking around thirteen fourteen hours, so already, yeah, you've
had a whole day. Then you went or then we
went all the way to Dubai.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Can I just ask sorry before you keep going on this,
when was the last time you showered, just so I
can kind of have an idea. That morning seven in
the morning, So that morning was the last one you cleaned.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
By the time I got on the plane, it was
fourteen fifteen hours since a shower. Okay, five hours to
do by, so we're between twenty hours, another three hours
in due by twenty three hours. We try to have
a shower in Dubai, but the men's showers were out
of action. See at twenty three hours, then seventeen hours,
so now we're at forty hours.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Forty hours. That's why. That's why it was the god
And it was the day in Munich wandering around because
oftentimes before I get on a flight like a you know,
if I'm flying out of Auckland and the flight leaves
at eight thirty at night, because often they do, then
I will I'll have a shower before I go to
the airport. Yeah, and I'll put on some clean andies
ready to go. I'm not going to wear my clothes
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that have worn all day at work and stuff onto
the plane because that's not going to be a good situation.
So it was it was the Munich part that was
the the bit that tipped my andies over the edge.
And also the fact we've been wearing leather house and
for the last few days.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Before that, they certainly and breathe the big thick leather
talcum numbers.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You guys, you wanted to run and tell him more.
Did you write that down there? Mate? He used to
tell card before you used to go to town. He
used to just in a big cloud of talking powder.
Who come out of his room? Nice?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
How does the tail com hold up on a on
a down stairs operation? Like if you if you take
up before you go out for a night. What is
the state of the talca? Is it still white down
into a glue?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah? Some PVA type saying yak, Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Doesn't it Johnson and Johnson tec? Doesn't it? Course cancer
or something. I've started running antipersprit down down there. That's
that's made a real difference. What dove? What kind of
I think it is? Dove? Actually no, you're just just
the one from the underarm down there. And go the
nappy rash stuff. That's yeah, go the nappy resh stuff.
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Just a first full of that. Well pseudo cream was
your other option, Yeah, pseudo get the pseudo cream? Is
that the big white tub that?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Around there?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I mean, look, if you get lucky in town, it's
certainly going to be an interesting site.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah. Maybe a shower, Yeah, a shower. It's probably the
easiest way. And I'm just googling something here Johnson and
Johnson telcy careful, mate, that's the workworld for you're operating
on there. What happened with the Johnson and Johnson baby
powder lawsuits? See there we go? Oh? Johnson and Johnson
plans to pay an additional one point one billion to
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resolve tens of thousands of legal actions alleging to its
baby powder. Jesus, that's sorry. We didn't actually use the
baby powder, but it certainly got used on me. It's
a great to play seven hundred million in a nation
wide sediment resolving allegations that its misled consumers about the
safety of its baby talcum powder. Shit, and it wasn't
giving babies cancer? Was it cancer powder? Well, lawsuits alleging
(22:34):
that it's baby powder. I just need to find out
what it was. But it's baby powder. Oh I had
asbestos in it.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh sh Jesus christ, I think that's more dangerous for
the parent, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Johnson and Johnson is moving forward with a six point
four billion proposed settlement of tens of thousands of lawsuits
alleging that it's baby powder and other tal conpowder PROCs
were contaminated with asbestos. And caused ovarian cancer. I knew
I'd read that somewhere. Was that just a certain batch
or was that all of it? The company just continued
sounds of its baby powder in North America in twenty
(23:07):
twenty and worldwide, and twenty twenty three took three more
years to get rid of it everywhere else. The company
company now sells a corn starch based formula, although it
continues to insist on the safety of its top pot
so you can make burritos with it. Tels a naturally
occur naturally occurring mineral? Is it? Yeah? Is it on
the periodic table? It can often appear along as it
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can appear alongside asbestos in certain minds.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Oh, I see, that's why. Is this pistos a natural
product as well?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Why not Johnson? Why not just Johnson Tell con Powder.
I'm confused. Were they had to double up on the Johnson?
Like if you both if you have two Johnson's starting company,
but you just go both have the same last name,
Let's just call it Johnson Tell Compowder.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, I guess it must have been Johnson, because if
it was Johnson and Johnson like two like like you know,
without the aim like me and my brother like Richard
and Jeremy Wells, and you'd be Wells brothers. Yes, yeah, Johnson,
you're two different Johnson's you want to carry on this
calling it Johnson? Oh yeah? Are either of you in
(24:11):
business with any of your brothers or family members? Really?
Do you know what the original G Lane does? What
is the original grow Lane? I was hoping you tell me.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He's involved in involved in some very complex it T
not it.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
T but kind of online. He's in big He's big
big Japan, doesn't he Yeah, big Nippon. Ye're kind of
does he still in Japan? Yeah? Well, he's called has
his full title as a c C here. G Lane's brother,
G Lane is the original G Lane? How much older
(24:50):
than you? Six years? Five? Six years? How many? I
did not? I know nothing about you? G Lane got
a sister as well? You? Yeah? Is her name? G Lane?
Islanel Islaine? What is the there for Sierra? Okay? What
did you say? I thought it might have been Sera
or something. There's the other the other East lanes are
(25:11):
there's so laid there is another best of us?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, there's yeah, and then there's a delay or if
delay if Lane. Those two flames, Franky Lane, there's too
many flames, tybon on this say so many anywhere?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Right? Okay, we'll be back tomorrow, will we.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, we delete the bit about me getting your heart
on with the tits, right, me thinking about my grandma
when I Yeah, I can trug get rid of that
stuff tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Can I share my story about how I get rid
of eurctions when I need to? Yeah? No, I don't
know if you I can't, I can't, I think. Can
you write it down and put it on a piece
of paper and then we'll read it first, little teas
it involves genevatory. Oh, okay, I'm more interested in the
Welcome on to the podcast. Monday is seventh of October
twenty twenty four. Yeah, you got that right, twenty twenty four. Yeah. Yeah,
there's a problem because unfortunately in front of me it
has the date Monday, seven October, and then where it
says twenty twenty because this particular system that we're running
here at radioheadaches from the nineties. Yes, this next gen system, yeah,
(00:33):
with the nineties fonts. I see, yeah, and you see
yeah cut out by the sea, yeah, because it's gone
too long or something's happened, And it has the current
sixteen point seven low fifteen point six high sixteen point seven,
which is the temperature outside. So unfortunately the temperature is
going over the back of the date, and so I
can't always tell exactly whether it's twenty twenty four or
(00:53):
twenty twenty three or twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What's the point also of having the temperature in a
music log system.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't know. I don't know how where's the where's
the barometer for that? And where where's that?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But also located the integration of that weather system into
a music scheduling system that must be a bit of
a pain in the ass.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Why is it God there, you'd think, is it Because
people will say, you know, coming to you from Auckland City,
currently fifteen point six degrees outside. They often say, yeah,
currently fifteen point six degrees in the city of Sales.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
But all these things now pointless, aren't they really? Because
you got your phone. It's a bit like I mean,
I know you do the half hour bulletin and we
have the headlines, but yeah, people are on the phone.
You get your news and weather from your phone. I
think so, so we can kind of we could potentially
move on.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I wonder about the weather sometimes I do. I
wonder about because back in the day, the weather used
to be the most popular part of one news.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, that's why you do it three times. Still there
is like an update is an update, but.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They don't do it anymore. They don't know. They dropped
all that. They used to start with the weather. Yes,
and Jim Hackey used to go, there's a high blah
blah blah blah, but right now it's six o'clock. Jim
Hacke used to do that. But that they brought that
in because as you said, it's most popular thing, but
then they ditched it. Ever since, weather apps and phones.
They've ditched it and now there's just Dan Corbett at
the end. But I often wonder like, who doesn't have
(02:20):
the weather on their phone anymore? Who doesn't know what
the weather's a who doesn't know what the weather's already been?
And who cares what happened that day? The only time
is about the highs from that day, the only time
it's important.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, the only people that care about the highs, and
I can tell you this is the people from the
lower South Island because when it's hotter than the North Island,
they go, see it's hot down here.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, see we get good weather.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
See that's why, that's why they have the high high
and Cromwell they say, ah sucked in Auckland.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right, But wouldn't you get that same that that same
sense of that little dopamine hit. But you get from
that by looking at the forecast for tomorrow. No, because
it's a national broadcast.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You know, It's like when you know, Jim Hickey says,
in the hottest place in the country today, is it okay?
I know it's never to need Yeah, look, I think
it's the only time it's important is when we're weather events. Obviously,
that massive weather event done is over the weekend where
you shad it with rain. That's radio is important in
because you get updates all the time, but not for
(03:19):
forecasting or for updates in terms of pissing down rain.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Awful six o'clock. Yeah, enjoyed the day.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, the highest today if anyone who is wondering, eighteen
point three right now in Napes is time of recording.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
What is six past nineteen? Naps at nine? It's warm
this time of year in Napes is six point five
and is the lowest r coldest.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Saying that you love talking weather though, don't you? I
love talking with her, Yeah, totally, I absolutely love it.
But I and look, I watch a whole news bulletin
full of weather, and I like Dan Corbett talking about
why the weather because he's a proper meteorologist. He understands
the science behind the weather. Is he your biggest office crush,
Dan Corbet, Dan Colbert?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, he is. Actually, Interestingly, I'll tell you some I'll
tell you something interesting about there in Corbett sometimes his
changing his changing shed place position, his little what's it
called wardrobe is beside mine and the TVNZ changing sheds.
So they've got TV changing sheds. You know you've got
John Campbell's gotta gotta gotta ye a locker locker, it's
(04:27):
actually the double lockers. I've got one, and Dan Corbet's
beside me. Jack Tame is around by John Campbell and
Simon Dello. Yeah, Scotty J. Stevenson's got one. Oh yeah,
I don't even know how much time he spends in
the building, but he's still got one.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, he did the Olympic stuff. He feels them for
breakfast even now.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Then Christ Daniel Fara's got four. What. I don't know
why he needs so many lockers.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I heard that Daniel Fightaba he walks around nude.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is that true or false? In the changing shed? Yeah,
he's the only nude walker. I've never seen it. But
I tell you you won't see Dan Corbeck getting changed
and changing shits because he's beside me. Yeah, and so
it's my fantasy to get changed beside him on some
stage of my life. But I've never seen him in
there with his pants off. Oh is he or even
getting changed? And he doesn't go to the makeup room either?
(05:16):
Is he a nude coward? Is he not going to
get nude? Well, I don't know the mackap either or
is it his own? He does his own makeup and
he does his own here.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, okay, what is he up to in the weekends?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You reckon? He's he's on k road, you reckon.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, he's doing his own makeup in here. It's obviously
not his own, not as Fierce radio.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, it's an interesting one doing your own makeup. He's
the only person that does his own. I do my
own here. Yeah, that's fair enough.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I think everyone knows how to do their own here,
but I don't know how to do makeup like I
just basically what I do is I get a both
big tub of powder.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I just stuff my face into it and then pull
it out again. Okay, as fair as we go, Well,
that would be a disaster. How long does your makeup
take before simshap issue? Listen? Ten minutes? Ten minutes. It's
good to be a guy, though, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Because I think Hell's Bears is in there for like
an hour and a half there and everything.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, yeah, she get paid for that. She on the
clock at their point for the make up time. Yeah yeah,
I suppose nice. I suppose she goes to sleep during
her makeup session. Shed have a nick brace or something.
You know, she just thought that she can sleep with
her head up. Really yeah, she well, she kind of meditates,
but she oftentimes fall asleep, falls asleep. I can't understand that.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I remember when we stopped through Dubai, we got a message,
a shoulder message at Dubai report shoulder message, sort of massage, No,
just a message just up there. It was in the open.
It was out in the open yet but hasn't stoped.
I opted for the thirty minute head and shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
They're what and shoulder?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I slept. I fell asleep instantly. I worked myself up snoring,
and then she checked me. She goes, so we finished
so and I was like, oh sorry, but then I
fell asleep and she goes, yes, I know you're snoring.
And I got five minute value out of that message.
I slept for twenty five minutes. Yeah, but you wanted
to sleep so badly.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I tried to sleep, but because it was one of
those hid down messages, and the nasal condition that I
had going on from our trip was so intense that
it was all sort of descending into my nasal It
was actually quite full on. And also The woman who
was doing mine was really funny, knots in my back.
I just wanted a nice rhythmical, relaxing kind of a message,
(07:30):
but she was really trying to work out some issues
that I had with my back. I don't want that.
Did you guys get mounted? No?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
No, it was It was just it was the kind
of torture cheer with you. Oh right, you mount it
front ways like a horse and then you put your
face into the edge.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Push because last time Jerry took me from assage a
couple of months ago Julane, and it was my first
message if you've been on really and it gave me
quite the fry when I was mounted, I didn't I
didn't realize that that was part of the massade.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Behind or from front, from behind.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know, she mounted me from behind, so probably about
halfway through, wasn't it els just climb up there quietly?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, get on? It was full time message with the
elbows and really gets good stuff. And Mesh didn't know
because it was a couple's message. So I was lying
on the table beside her.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Jerry book wasn't a couple's missocial festival, which was slightly anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
As you want. I don't know what else I was
meant to do, so I'm lying there and she kept
asking questions the whole time, and he was like, so
am I am? I just meant to lie here? Am I?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, what do you.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Think You're not supposed to interact.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Trying to strike up some conversation. She was trying to
talk shut up. And then he didn't know whether to
lie front ways or back ways or so.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
This is so cannibry that someone's been someone's like physically
touching you and you you think that it's a signal that.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
It was fucking incredible. Though I loved it. I want
to go back for another one. I mean only that
the two ladies that we had actually wasn't there, because
again the couple's massage was quite strange. We set on
Lazy Boys for asic and we got our feet rubbed.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh that was nice. There was a bit of a
wet towel on the head there. And then tell me
the truth. Did you get a raga at any search?
Tell me the truth? Are you you did? I did not.
You didn't get a rager. Sometimes when you're lying on
your tommy, it's card onto.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I got a terrible, rageous story because I went went
it was a couple with my current wife one before it.
Now who now is my wife? Was like, you, who
is now my wife?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
We got the couple's massage, We got the couple's massage,
and they just put the kind of mosquito net between
us and we're on our fronts the mosquitos around or something,
I don't think, so, I don't know why. Anyway, I
was on I was on my front getting the message
and I could see that and it was getting the
message as well, and on their back. And then the
(09:54):
lady asked her to roll into her back, which she did.
And then that stage, I was lying down and I
turned my head and the tired messuse was mounted her
and was just massaging her breasts, quite quite a woman woman,
quite erotically doing this, and I was on my stamach
(10:14):
and I immediately went all right, and you went all right,
all right, all right, I said, I don't know. I said,
my mid twenty was the height of horniness, and and
I was like, oh yeah. And then I got the
tap on the shoulder because please roll over, and I
was like, oh ship o sh and I put my
(10:39):
I rolled over and put my knees up to try
and then put my knees down just saretageously put my
hand in and just put it up onto the stomach
and then and you had.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
A man message in you. No, I had a woman
as well.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Okay, sure, I had to deal with what was going
on and the bead next to me, which was some
serious a long girl action.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, I'll tell you what what you do in that situation.
I've got an instant in direction like disappearor mesh mesh always.
Sorry you're going to say not instant, Well, no, because
you're not going to that's not instant. Still, that might
take a minute or so. Just give me, give me
(11:22):
ninety seconds. I'll deal with this, okay, Jerry shut Then
what's your what's your theory? Rid of an direction? You
think about going down on your grandmar Jesus Christ. What
you have said is somehow worse than what I just said.
I'm just trying to tell you, if you're in that
situation and you really need to get then that's that's
the best way out of it. I mean, you're the
only one that knows that you're thinking it. Well, if
they don't verbalize it, what if it? What's the problem
(11:45):
if it? You can't that doesn't get rid of it,
you start questioning everything in your life. Okay, well if
you jitulate at that point, no, that's when you know
that can we beep that? That's when you know that
you just don't want to you know what I mean? Yeah,
you probably need to just move on. It definitely works,
so yeah, I always I'm trying it successfully a number
(12:06):
of times.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, Maggie, thatcher in the nude or just your mum
and the nude?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What side out of curiosity? What side of the fatly? Ah?
Mum's mum? Yeah, you're right, okay, not seriously. It's just
like bomb gone straight away whenever you had and it
introverts straight away. It's like, that's the worst thing you
(12:31):
could for me. It's the worst. It's not Sue.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I can't remember being at school and a great friend
of the show, not of mine, Dan Vatry, we got
we had to come up in front of the school
for something I can't remember what it was, and we
had to stand up in front of the school and
chapel when we were just about to get up and
he goes, fuck, I've got I've got a massive ragel.
I got a massive ragier and I was like, well,
fuck it, Well, are you telling me I'm not going
(12:56):
to be able to help you with that?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
If you are asking me to help with out, I'm
not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We're in a church, We're in the Church of God normally, normally,
normally I'd be happy to help, but I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And he's like, what are we going to do it?
I was like, fuck, I don't know. It's just fucking
weapon under your belt or something. So he whips it
up so it's.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Under the belt and we're in front of the squad
is stead of the head masters. Same some bullshit, and
I said, still there. He's like, yep, yep, under his
belt up to his belly button and he's kind of
slightly hunched over. So shit, so his white shirt was
like slightly over the his belly in anyway you go
(13:33):
dann on the tory, he's got his ship tucked out.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's like, like, tack your shit that one. You don't
want me to do that. So the grandmother theory in
terms of that idea, is that better than Mikey Heavic's
dry goods. Mikey that's right, Mikey. Heav's got the drug goods.
So he goes he goes one pound of flour and
it's accounting. So he goes one other flower at two
dollars fifty nine a pound, and I want three pounds
(13:58):
of that. That's sex seven twenty.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
But he uses that to elongate the love making peoyeah
rather than getting rid of it.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah. Probably shouldn't also use the word pound. Maybe go
with kilo. Yeah, I think that's right. He's working in
the Imperial measurement system. It's more complicated. Yeah, that's wrong,
because then you've got ounces and I mean how many
pounds and inches and feet? How many? How many ounces
and a pound? As you guys figured that out, let's
(14:31):
just take a break really quickly, if it's all right, please,
and we're back twelve ounces and a pound, I got
sixteen I've got sixteen ounces in a pound, sixteen ounces
according to Google. L Well, how can how can we.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Still measure an ounces over an ounce? Is it?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
It was?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
No sellers? Yeah, it is weird. I don't know that
should be it should be probably? And well what else
what's measured in thods? I thought fidties it wouldn't be
kilogram because you'd never get to kilogram. But you go grams, Yeah,
how many fids in an ounce? How many grams? And
announce there's.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
A fit a gram back there we go a fitty
bag is an a gram.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
From fucking sixteen and announce twenty eight point three twenty
eight grams in an ounce? Yeah, oh yeah, okay, because
you want fours, don't you. That's the whole thing, rather
than tens. Fours is easier to fours divides more ways, right,
So it's a problem with ten. You can't go ten
doesn't work in thirds. That's why they used to work
(15:34):
in base base four in base eight. You're looking at
me weirdly, mesh, How does four work in thirds? Well
say four four? No, you can get say twelve. If
you've got twelve, you can divide that into three by
fours to stop me having an error. Yeah yeah, and
it goes into two's as well as six's. I'm still
hard and it goes into threes.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Four you are right, yeah, okay, it goes There are
things if we start talking about threes and fours, do lane.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Your partner's breasts? Because why was she message? Did you
even get to the bottom of why she was messaging
bast have a lump.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, she didn't like it. She not long after that
she's told her to stop message in your breast. By
that stage it was too late. I was, I was,
I was at attention hard?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
What was she? How hard? Was she has a breast message?
That's what I think. That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
How first and last time she's like, no bread, no breasts, No,
don't touch them. And she's like but by the time
I'd seen.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It was like a it's too late, right messages and
then tweaking the little yeah, little because sometimes they do that.
Oh yes, I'm just gonna remind you that this is
an audio medium and that's going to sound a lot
like you might be just can't hammering Tom for the team,
you know. So what are you referring to?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
You ever been Have you ever been properly capped with
the glass and they put the flame in it and
then put it on you and it sucks the flesh
up the glass?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Have you done that?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
The athletes do it? You know, you see some athletes.
I've got horrible round bruising all over.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, you can get that. I've had that done.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That's quite interesting because they basically put a flame up
a jar and then they quickly put it on your skin,
and then it sucks the because you've stuck the oxygen
out of its the flesh up and the space to stretch.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's part of the skin, part of the muscle. So
you put it on your balls or something.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You put it on your back and shoulders and stuff
on your balls because the balls are too wrinkly. You
can't get any suction on those. At least you shut
the whole lot up there, put all the beans in there.
No the cupping, it's that's I don't know what it
is about. But you'll see heaps of kind of athletes
and sprinters and stuff come out and they've got these
(17:37):
horrible kind of purple, perfectly round bruises.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That's from the cuppings. You know, you know, you go, yeah,
very long time. I can't last time that happened anyone recently.
I really want to happen, to be honest, someone, So
you guys do mean what you both have just spent
a week at an october fish? Can it that way?
(18:03):
Do you get what I'm going to go down? We're
going to end up back in a conversation about fucking
swamp ass, and it was going to get it was
going to get ugly. I didn't want to go down there.
Balls no way that, no way that that might have
never been worse than that flight that we that we took.
I don't know what it was. I reckon. Okay, here's
my theory what happened to them? Just just to paint
(18:24):
a picture of next level like disgustingly.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Moist nice, I got a rash. I got a resh
rash too, and I got one around the round around
my ring piece paraneum.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, a whole lot. It sounds a lot like maybe
some kind of STI but anyway, No, it was just
it was just from sitting down for seventeen like that
flight seventeen hours that one league. Yeah, but sweaty and
it was really hot in Munich for some reason in
the airport they had the ear conditioning off and it
was really muggy. But I think, here's my theory on this,
(18:55):
because I've never been so moist down below in my
entire life. And I threw mindies out when our home
was like that's that's into those some covent cine briefs gone.
Oh can I have those. Oh they've actually got it gold.
I don't wanted you wearing my sickon. And they left
on their own accord. They did, They walked out of
the house. They did. So my theory was we woke
(19:18):
up that morning after having a huge night the night
before at the Bierfist, woke up at the morning reasonably early.
We went and had breakfast, We got changed into us
into our clothes that we wore for the day. We
then spent the entire day walking around Munich doing a
whole lot of stuff. So we spent the day doing that.
We'd had to check out of the hotel. We never
(19:39):
went back and had a shower. We got on the
plane at ten thirty at night after a full day
of walking around thirteen fourteen hours, so already, yeah, you've
had a whole day. Then you went or then we
went all the way to Dubai.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Can I just ask sorry before you keep going on this,
when was the last time you showered, just so I
can kind of have an idea. That morning seven in
the morning, So that morning was the last one you cleaned.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
By the time I got on the plane, it was
fourteen fifteen hours since a shower. Okay, five hours to
do by, so we're between twenty hours, another three hours
in due by twenty three hours. We try to have
a shower in Dubai, but the men's showers were out
of action. See at twenty three hours, then seventeen hours,
so now we're at forty hours.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Forty hours. That's why. That's why it was the god
And it was the day in Munich wandering around because
oftentimes before I get on a flight like a you know,
if I'm flying out of Auckland and the flight leaves
at eight thirty at night, because often they do, then
I will I'll have a shower before I go to
the airport. Yeah, and I'll put on some clean andies
ready to go. I'm not going to wear my clothes
(20:38):
that have worn all day at work and stuff onto
the plane because that's not going to be a good situation.
So it was it was the Munich part that was
the the bit that tipped my andies over the edge.
And also the fact we've been wearing leather house and
for the last few days.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Before that, they certainly and breathe the big thick leather
talcum numbers.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You guys, you wanted to run and tell him more.
Did you write that down there? Mate? He used to
tell card before you used to go to town. He
used to just in a big cloud of talking powder.
Who come out of his room? Nice?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
How does the tail com hold up on a on
a down stairs operation? Like if you if you take
up before you go out for a night. What is
the state of the talca? Is it still white down
into a glue?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah? Some PVA type saying yak, Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Doesn't it Johnson and Johnson tec? Doesn't it? Course cancer
or something. I've started running antipersprit down down there. That's
that's made a real difference. What dove? What kind of
I think it is? Dove? Actually no, you're just just
the one from the underarm down there. And go the
nappy rash stuff. That's yeah, go the nappy resh stuff.
(21:38):
Just a first full of that. Well pseudo cream was
your other option, Yeah, pseudo get the pseudo cream? Is
that the big white tub that?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Around there?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I mean, look, if you get lucky in town, it's
certainly going to be an interesting site.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah. Maybe a shower, Yeah, a shower. It's probably the
easiest way. And I'm just googling something here Johnson and
Johnson telcy careful, mate, that's the workworld for you're operating
on there. What happened with the Johnson and Johnson baby
powder lawsuits? See there we go? Oh? Johnson and Johnson
plans to pay an additional one point one billion to
(22:10):
resolve tens of thousands of legal actions alleging to its
baby powder. Jesus, that's sorry. We didn't actually use the
baby powder, but it certainly got used on me. It's
a great to play seven hundred million in a nation
wide sediment resolving allegations that its misled consumers about the
safety of its baby talcum powder. Shit, and it wasn't
giving babies cancer? Was it cancer powder? Well, lawsuits alleging
(22:34):
that it's baby powder. I just need to find out
what it was. But it's baby powder. Oh I had
asbestos in it.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh sh Jesus christ, I think that's more dangerous for
the parent, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Johnson and Johnson is moving forward with a six point
four billion proposed settlement of tens of thousands of lawsuits
alleging that it's baby powder and other tal conpowder PROCs
were contaminated with asbestos. And caused ovarian cancer. I knew
I'd read that somewhere. Was that just a certain batch
or was that all of it? The company just continued
sounds of its baby powder in North America in twenty
(23:07):
twenty and worldwide, and twenty twenty three took three more
years to get rid of it everywhere else. The company
company now sells a corn starch based formula, although it
continues to insist on the safety of its top pot
so you can make burritos with it. Tels a naturally
occur naturally occurring mineral? Is it? Yeah? Is it on
the periodic table? It can often appear along as it
(23:31):
can appear alongside asbestos in certain minds.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Oh, I see, that's why. Is this pistos a natural
product as well?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Why not Johnson? Why not just Johnson Tell con Powder.
I'm confused. Were they had to double up on the Johnson?
Like if you both if you have two Johnson's starting company,
but you just go both have the same last name,
Let's just call it Johnson Tell Compowder.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, I guess it must have been Johnson, because if
it was Johnson and Johnson like two like like you know,
without the aim like me and my brother like Richard
and Jeremy Wells, and you'd be Wells brothers. Yes, yeah, Johnson,
you're two different Johnson's you want to carry on this
calling it Johnson? Oh yeah? Are either of you in
(24:11):
business with any of your brothers or family members? Really?
Do you know what the original G Lane does? What
is the original grow Lane? I was hoping you tell me.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He's involved in involved in some very complex it T
not it.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
T but kind of online. He's in big He's big
big Japan, doesn't he Yeah, big Nippon. Ye're kind of
does he still in Japan? Yeah? Well, he's called has
his full title as a c C here. G Lane's brother,
G Lane is the original G Lane? How much older
(24:50):
than you? Six years? Five? Six years? How many? I
did not? I know nothing about you? G Lane got
a sister as well? You? Yeah? Is her name? G Lane?
Islanel Islaine? What is the there for Sierra? Okay? What
did you say? I thought it might have been Sera
or something. There's the other the other East lanes are
(25:11):
there's so laid there is another best of us?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, there's yeah, and then there's a delay or if
delay if Lane. Those two flames, Franky Lane, there's too
many flames, tybon on this say so many anywhere?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Right? Okay, we'll be back tomorrow, will we.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, we delete the bit about me getting your heart
on with the tits, right, me thinking about my grandma
when I Yeah, I can trug get rid of that
stuff tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Can I share my story about how I get rid
of eurctions when I need to? Yeah? No, I don't
know if you I can't, I can't, I think. Can
you write it down and put it on a piece
of paper and then we'll read it first, little teas
it involves genevatory. Oh, okay, I'm more interested in the
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