July 15, 2024 • 27 mins
On the Daily Bespoke Podcast today, the fellas discuss the original meaning of "Ejaculate"...
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
Now it's good by.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It is the sixteenth of July twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Welcome to the Casual Chat.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh no, no, no, no, well, I'm off it.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's called the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We don't want to
change its name. We don't need to change it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
What are you going to do with the spoky donkies?
Call them the chatty mcchattistones.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh that's a good point. Chat marine rings the chat
call it the chats. The chats from the chat the chats?
Why can't we call the podcast the Chatter of Islands?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We can call it? What have you want?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I suppose can't we?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I mean, that's dangerous working, is it? Do you think
that working?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I've got a I've got a question I want to ask.
Do you think it's the name of the podcast that's
the problem. Do you think it's well inside of the podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, okay, when I was away, I heard that you
guys ran a mark with some sexual content, not all week,
just parts of it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What happened with that?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I heard there was some sexual content on the Pope?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Oh, I know there was, just as you were I met,
And you've had this before as well as you know,
when you have one of those awful moments where you
actually ski yourself because you say something you didn't actually
want to say. Yeah, right, and then something slopped down
and there's a bit of BP. Yeah, but that's gone.
That's so honest mistake, is what you're saying. Well, it
was an honest mistake from me, and then you know,
(02:23):
the other two double down.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
But whatever. Look now, look we were moved on quoting you,
so we went so.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Dishonest mistakes and it was a dishonest mistake from from mash.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
We were just quoting what he'd said the day before,
an honest mistake.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Anyway, enough about last week, Yeah, move forward, let's move forward.
So you guys have decided that we're going to change
the name again? Is that if to watch the Euros?
I got stuck in and then you guys have changed
the name of the party. So I'm all for it
if if that's what you want to do.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Many had a theory use today that we need a
sound at the start of it.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh that's the codec theory, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
With Caca cola, kodak, k K k uh less so
the last one.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Have you thought about naming our podcast the KKK?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm empty that.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I just think it invokes another organization. We don't want
to be associated with. The kk Oh, yes, imagine trying
to defend the clean. I don't even go to k
Mart because I'm so worried about because what happens if
you end up going to three k Marts in one day?
Did you ever what about Marlboroughs cigarettes?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Did you ever that that whole thing around the KKK
with a Marlburra cigarette packet. Did you guys ever hear
about that conspiracy theory? No, it's KKK cigarettes. Oh I
think I did this. There's something about this in the
anals of my mind.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So the K if you turn the Marlborough cigarette pecket
on its side, yeah, then it's then the the little
arrow going up's actually a K. And then there's a
K on the bottom, and that there's only three k's
on the whole of the and then if you look
at little hats of the little motif in the middle
of the thing, it's like a KKK. It's the shape
of a KKK.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Shocking.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, cigarettes, People should burn those cigarettes, but.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Not smoking them, but not smoke them. Just to burn
a package, just burn a packet but without smoking it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Hey, has it?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
eOne got to the bottom?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Way?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
There's a magic mushy on one of our dollar bells. Yeah,
it's a it's a native shroom. But can you get
wasted on that? Yeah? It's a blue mienie. It's a
blue Mieni on the money. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I didn't know that when when blue mini on what
bell or all of them?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
What bells?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It on?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Jerry fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I think it's fifty fifty dollars, yeah, fifty, Yeah, the
fifty dollars notes blue.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, so you've got you got the you've got the
corcacle yep, and then you've got the bloody the magic mushy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, you got the magic mushy?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Are those magic mushrooms on the fifty dollar note? Asks
this person online. M If you're flush enough to have
a crisp fifty dollars bank note in your hand, you
might notice a distinctive pair of blue mushrooms sprouting out
the side. Person is definitely trying to get to this
seven hundred and fifty word.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
It's just way to start an article, you can, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
So smug blue.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Then renewed interest in the redesign currency has renewed rumors
about this mysterious little fun guy. Are those magic mushrooms
like class A recreational drug kind on the fifty dollar
bank note? Fucking answer the question that you're asked in
the headline. Yes, you could start with the endemic mushroom
might be magic, but not for psychedelic reasons.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
We'll be talking about this the other day. It might
have been off yet you were talking about this, Maddie,
Is this new this new business approach, isn't it? For
these articles online they put the information of the article
about thirty four lines down, So I spend more time
on the web page looking at.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It so far, you know what, and it makes me
so angry. I think that, you know, when I went
to journalism school, and it's hard to believe, but I
went to journalism school, and we were taught in journalism school.
The first thing we were ever taught was the journalism triangle.
So what happens is if you read, if you read
a good article, all of the information should be in
(06:03):
the first sentence. Yeah, of course, So a good article.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And then you've got additional information you might need to
know going down.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah. I mean, for example, former US President Donald Trump
was rushed off stage with blood dropping down his face
after a shooting that the authorities are investigating as an
assassination attempt. That is all. That is a whole lot
of information in that sentence. Agay, that's the first sentence, Okay,
And then as you get on there's less and less
information in the article because you need to know what
the crux of the news story. As you can you
(06:32):
break it down into a sentence and that's the first sentence.
But now because of bloody clicking, and because obviously you
have ads that go down your thing, it's stopped and
as a result it annoys people because ultimately they want
to be able to Back in the day, you could
read the newspaper. You could read the first line of
every story and know exactly what had happened in the story.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, let's try this one here. Richie Muwanga reveals he
almost joined the Warriors.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I'm going to suppose.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Speaking at a New South Wales training camp, Richiemon revealed
he almost joined the Warriors to replace Seawan Johnson in
twenty nineteen the World Cup in Japan. Listen to this podcast, Okay,
I mean it's a podcast. It's a podcast bait and switch,
that is.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
But if you go back to that article you're reading
about magic mushs on the note for example, yeah, that
is not all the information. There's some kind of smug
note about making sure that you do if you're if
you're flush enough to have a fifty dollars note in you.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
If you're flush enough to have a crisp fifty oller
bankode in hand, you might have noticed a distinctive pair
of blue mushroom sprouting AND's like, yeah, that's why we
started reading the fricking article exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
So there's no information, like Jerry, there's no triangle of
journalism in that article.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Do you know what's happening now?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
In every single newspaper and every every newspaper online is
asking every day is it better to live somewhere else?
The Australian is a better Australia one day? The next
day someone come back and say it's not the next
day someone goes over and says it is. The front
page of this particular newspaper London calling is life better
for kiwis in the UK? Because they've done four thousand?
(08:01):
Is life better in Australia?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Art of course? So they're trying something new in it?
All right? Okay, so this is here. A teen sentence
of six years jail is the headline. First sentence. A
teen involved in a smashing grab robbery of a Michael
Hill jeweler's store has been given a crushing sentence, with
the judge saying this kind of offending has become endemic
and a strong message of terrence needs to be sent.
That's too long that's that Hamish Bartlett, that's too long sentence.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
At least it kind of does what you say. At
least he's doing the triangle, okay, and that that's enough
for me to know that I don't want to read
the risk article.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
But what I would say about that is that it's
a he's done what you shouldn't do in news, which
has put your opinion in. So he's he's reporting news there.
It's not an opinion piece, is it. So he's been.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Involved in a smashing grab robbery of a Michael Hill
Dulis store, has been given a crushing sentence, with the
judge saying this kind of offending has become endemic and
a strong message of Terrance needs.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
To be Well, he doesn't know whether it's crushing or not.
Like so he's put an opinion there, hasn't he He's
he's put a slant on it.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I think he's put that in inverted commas for some reason.
So maybe that is a quote someone said it was crushing. Yeah,
I hope so.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, But then you should leave that out of the
start and then you should put that in later as.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
A quote like this is quite a good one. Auckland
Transport will have to begin reporting regularly on how much
it spins on road cones and other temporary traffic management methods.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Is that the first line or is that the headline?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
That is the first line in the article?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
That's not bad. I've got a theory on road cones.
You see what you think because I was been traveling
around the country a bit and there's so many road
cones and everyone's complained about but it.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
As fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So everywhere you go, like we've got the safe safety
of cis society where they think that people are basically
children and need to be protected all the time. It's
like going around the house and you know when you
have a baby and you put all those things in
the electric sockets. That's what it's about. I think if
you place a road cone, you have to take one ainally,
So for every road cone you put down, you have
(09:55):
to then insert one one.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Take one to rain bread and to hers putting it down. Well,
we're going to put it up, someone's don't.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
We Yeah, So you place, you place one, take Well,
it's going to tell you what if you have to
If I have to take a road cone, I'm probably
not putting down the first one. If the next one,
I'll put down one. Road cones, you'll put down one,
because that's.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
All you need is one.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'm not putting the first. You get the first one fresh,
you put one down, next one. You have to take it.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Good good theory, Okay, strong, yeah, because you're not because
I'm not gonna put down the second one. If I
have to take it.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Good luck putting any more than one down? Well do
you need more than one? Right now?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
People are double road coding, so it goes on a
line with them beside each other, plus the up against
each other. Road cones only need you need one every
five meters or something, But they're putting them right beside
each other, So place one.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Take one. A former Hollywood based porn star runs an
only fans page from Northland with subscribers around the world
chatter about our old movies.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
She she's supposed to be on the podcast today, but
we forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
She missag it as sister and.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
My dad.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I didn't realize she was legiti about that one. I
thought she was fake when I saw that what.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
She might do it, But I think she is Lake
Russell because because the text that came through said, I'm
Lake Russell, the six year old porn person. I'd love
to talk to you about what I get up to
and and.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I mean you know exactly what's going to happen though,
is she was like rustle us because she's going to
enjoy the idea that other people would. She's gonna show
and rustle ups and business she is.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Can you blame someone's trying to like rustle ups and business?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Can you You can't blame someone for trying to rustle
up some business?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh fuck fuck.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
No, no, no, I wasn't trying to do that, like Russell.
I mean, great news. Everyone's gonna get by.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
If I was only good in the sack, i'd be
doing it by in the camera.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Hobbs on the fast Track. That's a good headline, but
it doesn't really tell you anything about it.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Hobbs.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Can't take my face off that photo. Hobbes sawe Hobbs.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
It looks like something's wrong. Sorry, I thought there's something
wrong with her legs.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
She's fine, she's she's an Olympic, she's a hopeful.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
She's fast, she's fast.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
She's Hobbs was just zero point zero one second.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We'll take a break and when we come back, we'll
tell you how fast year she's fast, and we're back.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
How fast is Zoe Hobbs? She's only one, She's zero.
She's only zero point zero one second away from making
the final at the twenty twenty three World Championship. So
I'm picking Zoe Hobbs from medal well at the Olymps.
Can we just to meddle at the wild and doors
by zero point zero one seconds?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I mean? What is that? Yeah? Can we get her
on the show? But what is that? Like?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's a breath, it's a stare.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's like it's nothing, It's not even this.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, wow, do you want her on the show?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Message?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Before?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I think.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's just track a message. If was at the end
of the track, I reckon she would run that potentially
zero ones?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Do you mean running away from or running towards mesh?
Which one? Do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Whatever works for her?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh, we're going to when we get her on the show.
We could ask you what would she prefer if I'm
down in the end by the finish line? Would you
run faster? Or would you run faster if I'm running
up behind it?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Good question. It's a really really good question.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
We could ask, I know which would make me run
fast to mesh?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
What about like a.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Hey, what Olympic games is this?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's the Games of the twenty twenty fourth Olympiad.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
No, it's the Games of the thirty third, the Games
of the thirty third Olympiad. Okay, that's what I do
want to want to referring to it as the Olympics.
I don't want anyone bloody talking about the Summer Olympics.
It's the Games of the thirty third Olympiad.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Please, all right, I'll call it the Olympiad, the Games
of the thirty Olympiad, of.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
The Games of the thirty third. God, what expically is it? God? Statistical?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Is it? Is?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It? Really?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Is?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That? Is it?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Not a gonads a testicle, mate, No, it's a testy
or an ovary produces gamets. There you go, Bud's goal.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, excuse me?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Is that the same goals?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think that's it's a shoplifting politicianis That's just when
I googled.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
When I googled, gods came up, go ned. I don't
know why that?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, mate, gonads are the game met producers?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So they have checks have excuse me, yeah, but they don't.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Check do bezes have? Who's ladies?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
But I think, oh Jesus, that's fucking sex esus Christ
beat that I'm talking about female dogs. Fucking speak that
sex's piece of ship.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Do women have?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, well some do so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
If I've had her in the goanettes, you can say
I didn't realize it was a UNI six term.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm into this produces a gameat what a gat?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
You say that, like I shouldn't know what that is?
Is that like the cousin of Mama.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Sometimes she's an egg, sometimes she's a swimmer.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
A reproactive. Sometimes who's that under the hard hat? Who's
that driving the train? Gonead? Carry on? Girls can do anything.
Girls can't do anything, can they?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Not anything?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I agree that girls can do a lot, but they
can't do everything so much.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
They can't ejaculate semen exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yep, that's true. They can't do that. It's true they can't.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
So they didn't think about that when they did their
ad campaign. Some women can ejaculate, can they through their breasts?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hey, I read a lot of I read a lot
of old literature, like really old literature, and ejaculate me
something very different. Back in the old day. Ejaculate meant
to speak loudly. So it's really funny if you're reading
Dickens or you're reading as Sir Arthur Baron Cohensha Baron Cohen.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
So, Arthur Allen Thomas, Yes, Sir.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Arthur Allen Thomas, Thomas, Bernard Thomas, Bernard Sure, Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle is what I meant?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay, Because Sir Arthur Allen Thomas, I don't think he's
it right.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
You're talking to South and goes, oh my lord, we'll go,
oh my lord, Watson ejaculated. Okay, So, Sir Thomas, with
our mind you read, oh my lord, what's ejaculated? You're like,
what that seems like a bit of a plot twist.
I mean they've just fucking sold the case and then
bloody Watson's ejaculated.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Everyone. No, ejaculate back then meant to speak loudly. And also,
just to be clear, I don't think Arthur all and
Thomas has been knighted.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Sir Arthur, and I got sure, let me picture get
Alan ejaculated?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Who gets one, who's that one of the tellytubbies?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
He'd get Alan and then Poe like he's an author.
So do you want me to ejaculate? Well, I just want.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Jaculate.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, that's see. You thought it was rude, but that
said she what ejaculation has?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Do it again?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Ruder?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Nothing nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Nothing, say something quickly and suddenly, for instance, that will
do he ejaculated?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Well, hang on, so if I don't know, let me
paint a picture here, I'm in the power then go
night yep, and the microphone is not working for it? Well,
and I don't know. Dorothy is up the front there
reading out legs and living.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Do you know Dorothy?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Not personally, but I've heard about her. Yeah, she'll tell
you off you sent me pecks and she reads out, Yeah,
she'll tell you. And then you know, I can't hear it.
I'm down the back and I out out to Dorothy,
what it kill you to ejaculate? That feels problematic?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That would be fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But also if you take a dictionary with you though,
to just back yourself up and circle the page, just
just because shuttle go fucking crazy, could you create.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
A bit louder I'm mesticating back here. Yeah, all right,
I'm masticating.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Over the beige food.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
So I so you do that, like you, because she'll
fucking blow up in the Paranoi club when you yell
that out. So you want to have a dictionary on
hand with it circled, and you hold it up and
you walk.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
To the back of the room and gate. Yeah, this
is what it means.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I think it'll be.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Fine, to be honest. I think as long as you're
not lining up too early to get inex Bingo tickets,
then you're fine. Just don't get up out of your
seat to go and get the bingo tickets until Dorothy
says that you can get up there.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Rude to yours please. I was just going to say, Matt,
could you just speak for a while and ignore what
I'm about to do? You just talk and ignore what
I do.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Can't stop too fast in the bottom of the class.
You keep going okay, okay, what are you trying to
round to deal or double do?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I just ejaculated.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Somehow some way to keep coming up with as ship
like every single day you.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Have been wrapping it. It's not the same as talking.
I ejaculated all over his rap.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So I wonder what, I wonder what the day that's something.
The last person to say ejaculate meaning loud was the
last person that was holding on to that word meaning
speak loudly. You know, there must be someone that held on, right,
someone would have hold on through the fifties. Some guy
was still going with the sixties. There was a woman
in the seventies still using ejaculate that way.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
And someone ate some fish and chips, some really overly
salty fishing chips, and then they ejaculate, and someone said,
you've just that's a very salty sounding tasting ejaculate that
you've you've done there, because people were quite close and
they went and then they got some salt on them
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I don't think the word was ever ejaculate and sol jiculate, arjaculate.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
But at what point did it go from a phrase
to speak louder to what is a sexual term now? Right?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Sixty eight?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I guess it was a joke. Someone said, well, you
kind of.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Ejaculated, do you mind if I ejaculate?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well maybe someone did it at the same time, and
then they thank someone went, but you kind of do that,
and then some and someone went, well, you a nice
ejaculate ejaculation and you're like, what you mean upstairs or downstairs?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
And she goes both.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
And then from that day forward it was arjaculating at
you downstairs and jaculating at your gob.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah. When they think about the word careful, careful, okay,
I'm actually not. You know what I saw it. I
grabbed it and I had it in my hand, put
it back and and I was doing a Clarence Carter
on it, and then I just let it. I let
it go. Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, that is chose growth in this podcast and also
shows they maturing and calming influence that I bring to
the situation.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
You were talking about ejaculate to be honest, but.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
In a literal sense, apparently Harry Butter Harry Potter Book
five contains the following phrase, we're not going to use magic.
Ron ejaculated loudly. We're not We're not going to use magic.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Question did he did he do? Use his wand and go.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Just to clarify, was here a full stop we.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Want to use magic? Question?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Mark N I thought you might have been there, and
then ulated loudly. You know Hermione came into the room.
I know, maybe he's is that we don't know? Is
that the old argulators.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
From library?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
So she was the last person to ejaculate in a
book or the last JK Rowling rolling that must So
when did that book come out?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
So Harry brought a book five.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Must be Met coming out of my life?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
What does this mean to you? I'm sorry, Jane.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Well it's Forrest Gut.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
There's a different came ejaculated, but he didn't ejaculate because
I'm sorry, Jenny.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You guys now switching up movies that have people edaculating
in them because that's not appropriate.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Okay, here we go, Here we go. Can you bring
this up?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Oh yeah, here we go, There we go.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You know, I want to be famous.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I want to be a singer like John Bias. I
just want to be on an empty stage, my guitar,
My boys.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Are you ready for it?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Just me?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Janey is in a slip. I want to she's just
taking a step off. So she said, Brah and Grannie
and okay, it's not enough, and then.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
I'm want to be able to say things.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Forrest is looking at her breast yep, and then he's
getting PRETI excited, and then she looks at him and
she notices that he's looking at her breast.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Have you ever been with a girl?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Fort sit next to them in my home economics class
all the time? Or a hubble back?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
And now she is removing her brother's Yeah, okay, and
Forrest Gump looks.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Away, and then she takes his hand, his right hand,
and she places.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
His right hand on his left breast, her left breast, and.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Oh, oh oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Sorry, that's fast.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
It's beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I found that.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That's strangely, that's fast from Forest Gump.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I don't know what that was that three second. It's quirk.
It's quirk.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yeah, I mean good.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
We're trying to do what When.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Ginny asks him Forest, have you ever have you ever
been with a girl before?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Is he?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Is she asking if he's a virgin? Was she asking
if he's gay?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I think no virgin, because I've been lights of woman
in chemistry, economics.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Economic Okay, well there you go. I was wondering.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I don't think he's been I don't think he's been
humping people on the flower burns.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
You know, you know, he hasn't been stroking.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Like Clarence stroking, stroking, stroking to the woman that I
love self pleasuring.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
He hasn't been stroking. He wouldn't have thought of that. Yeah,
it's too innocent.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
So anyway, I think I think we've I think we've
got to the bottom of that issue.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yeah, okay, so the jury is still out on the
casual chat that he spoke. We'll just kind of keep
I think.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
We keep okay, Like just if you're saying the conclave,
the Met and Jerry Facebook wounder, yeap discussion, wonder the
discussion word if you if you want to change the
name to the the.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Ejaculate, then we're open to it.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
I don't know that the Matt and Jury Daily Ejaculate,
the Daily ejaculate.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
The Daily ejaculation quite good. It is quite good because
it's we do talk quite loudly, expressively expressively ejaculate.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Why don't we just say, why don't we continue to
call it them the Daily Bespoke podcast where you hear Mash, Matt, Jury,
and Ruder ejaculate at each other. Yeah right, you know,
as the as a little subject, the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Daily Bespoke ejaculations from Matt, Jeremy, Mash and Rube.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
So it doesn't need to be called the ejaculate. The
whole thing doesn't need to be called the Do you
think it.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Was ever a newspaper called the ejaculate, ejaculation or the ejaculate,
the daily ejaculate, because back then it would make sense
that they're making big statements. There would have been a
radio show called the ejaculate at some time of the ejaculation,
because you'd have been a radio show back in the
nineteen thirties or something where people like, there's bloody war
(26:05):
needs to stop.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, I mean was ejaculating all over?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
God, he was, he was eleven yere and berg all over.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Anyway, I had one note? Shall we shall we?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Should we close that there?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
All? Right?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Then?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Listening to the Highlights podcast today, we did the Four
Pillars of Songs the spoken word in them.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Oh yeah, that was a good that's a good podcast podcast. Okay, okay,
then all right, Jesus, Okay, feel dirty after that?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Phil got some post podcast clarity shower.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Yeah, I'm going for a week.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
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It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
Mass and ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
Now it's good by.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It is the sixteenth of July twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Welcome to the Casual Chat.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh no, no, no, no, well, I'm off it.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's called the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We don't want to
change its name. We don't need to change it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
What are you going to do with the spoky donkies?
Call them the chatty mcchattistones.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh that's a good point. Chat marine rings the chat
call it the chats. The chats from the chat the chats?
Why can't we call the podcast the Chatter of Islands?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We can call it? What have you want?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I suppose can't we?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I mean, that's dangerous working, is it? Do you think
that working?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I've got a I've got a question I want to ask.
Do you think it's the name of the podcast that's
the problem. Do you think it's well inside of the podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, okay, when I was away, I heard that you
guys ran a mark with some sexual content, not all week,
just parts of it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What happened with that?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I heard there was some sexual content on the Pope?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Oh, I know there was, just as you were I met,
And you've had this before as well as you know,
when you have one of those awful moments where you
actually ski yourself because you say something you didn't actually
want to say. Yeah, right, and then something slopped down
and there's a bit of BP. Yeah, but that's gone.
That's so honest mistake, is what you're saying. Well, it
was an honest mistake from me, and then you know,
(02:23):
the other two double down.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
But whatever. Look now, look we were moved on quoting you,
so we went so.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Dishonest mistakes and it was a dishonest mistake from from mash.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
We were just quoting what he'd said the day before,
an honest mistake.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Anyway, enough about last week, Yeah, move forward, let's move forward.
So you guys have decided that we're going to change
the name again? Is that if to watch the Euros?
I got stuck in and then you guys have changed
the name of the party. So I'm all for it
if if that's what you want to do.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Many had a theory use today that we need a
sound at the start of it.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh that's the codec theory, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
With Caca cola, kodak, k K k uh less so
the last one.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Have you thought about naming our podcast the KKK?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm empty that.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I just think it invokes another organization. We don't want
to be associated with. The kk Oh, yes, imagine trying
to defend the clean. I don't even go to k
Mart because I'm so worried about because what happens if
you end up going to three k Marts in one day?
Did you ever what about Marlboroughs cigarettes?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Did you ever that that whole thing around the KKK
with a Marlburra cigarette packet. Did you guys ever hear
about that conspiracy theory? No, it's KKK cigarettes. Oh I
think I did this. There's something about this in the
anals of my mind.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So the K if you turn the Marlborough cigarette pecket
on its side, yeah, then it's then the the little
arrow going up's actually a K. And then there's a
K on the bottom, and that there's only three k's
on the whole of the and then if you look
at little hats of the little motif in the middle
of the thing, it's like a KKK. It's the shape
of a KKK.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Shocking.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, cigarettes, People should burn those cigarettes, but.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Not smoking them, but not smoke them. Just to burn
a package, just burn a packet but without smoking it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Hey, has it?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
eOne got to the bottom?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Way?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
There's a magic mushy on one of our dollar bells. Yeah,
it's a it's a native shroom. But can you get
wasted on that? Yeah? It's a blue mienie. It's a
blue Mieni on the money. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I didn't know that when when blue mini on what
bell or all of them?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
What bells?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It on?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Jerry fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I think it's fifty fifty dollars, yeah, fifty, Yeah, the
fifty dollars notes blue.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, so you've got you got the you've got the
corcacle yep, and then you've got the bloody the magic mushy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, you got the magic mushy?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Are those magic mushrooms on the fifty dollar note? Asks
this person online. M If you're flush enough to have
a crisp fifty dollars bank note in your hand, you
might notice a distinctive pair of blue mushrooms sprouting out
the side. Person is definitely trying to get to this
seven hundred and fifty word.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
It's just way to start an article, you can, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
So smug blue.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Then renewed interest in the redesign currency has renewed rumors
about this mysterious little fun guy. Are those magic mushrooms
like class A recreational drug kind on the fifty dollar
bank note? Fucking answer the question that you're asked in
the headline. Yes, you could start with the endemic mushroom
might be magic, but not for psychedelic reasons.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
We'll be talking about this the other day. It might
have been off yet you were talking about this, Maddie,
Is this new this new business approach, isn't it? For
these articles online they put the information of the article
about thirty four lines down, So I spend more time
on the web page looking at.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It so far, you know what, and it makes me
so angry. I think that, you know, when I went
to journalism school, and it's hard to believe, but I
went to journalism school, and we were taught in journalism school.
The first thing we were ever taught was the journalism triangle.
So what happens is if you read, if you read
a good article, all of the information should be in
(06:03):
the first sentence. Yeah, of course, So a good article.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And then you've got additional information you might need to
know going down.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah. I mean, for example, former US President Donald Trump
was rushed off stage with blood dropping down his face
after a shooting that the authorities are investigating as an
assassination attempt. That is all. That is a whole lot
of information in that sentence. Agay, that's the first sentence, Okay,
And then as you get on there's less and less
information in the article because you need to know what
the crux of the news story. As you can you
(06:32):
break it down into a sentence and that's the first sentence.
But now because of bloody clicking, and because obviously you
have ads that go down your thing, it's stopped and
as a result it annoys people because ultimately they want
to be able to Back in the day, you could
read the newspaper. You could read the first line of
every story and know exactly what had happened in the story.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, let's try this one here. Richie Muwanga reveals he
almost joined the Warriors.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I'm going to suppose.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Speaking at a New South Wales training camp, Richiemon revealed
he almost joined the Warriors to replace Seawan Johnson in
twenty nineteen the World Cup in Japan. Listen to this podcast, Okay,
I mean it's a podcast. It's a podcast bait and switch,
that is.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
But if you go back to that article you're reading
about magic mushs on the note for example, yeah, that
is not all the information. There's some kind of smug
note about making sure that you do if you're if
you're flush enough to have a fifty dollars note in you.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
If you're flush enough to have a crisp fifty oller
bankode in hand, you might have noticed a distinctive pair
of blue mushroom sprouting AND's like, yeah, that's why we
started reading the fricking article exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
So there's no information, like Jerry, there's no triangle of
journalism in that article.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Do you know what's happening now?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
In every single newspaper and every every newspaper online is
asking every day is it better to live somewhere else?
The Australian is a better Australia one day? The next
day someone come back and say it's not the next
day someone goes over and says it is. The front
page of this particular newspaper London calling is life better
for kiwis in the UK? Because they've done four thousand?
(08:01):
Is life better in Australia?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Art of course? So they're trying something new in it?
All right? Okay, so this is here. A teen sentence
of six years jail is the headline. First sentence. A
teen involved in a smashing grab robbery of a Michael
Hill jeweler's store has been given a crushing sentence, with
the judge saying this kind of offending has become endemic
and a strong message of terrence needs to be sent.
That's too long that's that Hamish Bartlett, that's too long sentence.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
At least it kind of does what you say. At
least he's doing the triangle, okay, and that that's enough
for me to know that I don't want to read
the risk article.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
But what I would say about that is that it's
a he's done what you shouldn't do in news, which
has put your opinion in. So he's he's reporting news there.
It's not an opinion piece, is it. So he's been.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Involved in a smashing grab robbery of a Michael Hill
Dulis store, has been given a crushing sentence, with the
judge saying this kind of offending has become endemic and
a strong message of Terrance needs.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
To be Well, he doesn't know whether it's crushing or not.
Like so he's put an opinion there, hasn't he He's
he's put a slant on it.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I think he's put that in inverted commas for some reason.
So maybe that is a quote someone said it was crushing. Yeah,
I hope so.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, But then you should leave that out of the
start and then you should put that in later as.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
A quote like this is quite a good one. Auckland
Transport will have to begin reporting regularly on how much
it spins on road cones and other temporary traffic management methods.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Is that the first line or is that the headline?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
That is the first line in the article?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
That's not bad. I've got a theory on road cones.
You see what you think because I was been traveling
around the country a bit and there's so many road
cones and everyone's complained about but it.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
As fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So everywhere you go, like we've got the safe safety
of cis society where they think that people are basically
children and need to be protected all the time. It's
like going around the house and you know when you
have a baby and you put all those things in
the electric sockets. That's what it's about. I think if
you place a road cone, you have to take one ainally,
So for every road cone you put down, you have
(09:55):
to then insert one one.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Take one to rain bread and to hers putting it down. Well,
we're going to put it up, someone's don't.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
We Yeah, So you place, you place one, take Well,
it's going to tell you what if you have to
If I have to take a road cone, I'm probably
not putting down the first one. If the next one,
I'll put down one. Road cones, you'll put down one,
because that's.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
All you need is one.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'm not putting the first. You get the first one fresh,
you put one down, next one. You have to take it.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Good good theory, Okay, strong, yeah, because you're not because
I'm not gonna put down the second one. If I
have to take it.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Good luck putting any more than one down? Well do
you need more than one? Right now?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
People are double road coding, so it goes on a
line with them beside each other, plus the up against
each other. Road cones only need you need one every
five meters or something, But they're putting them right beside
each other, So place one.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Take one. A former Hollywood based porn star runs an
only fans page from Northland with subscribers around the world
chatter about our old movies.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
She she's supposed to be on the podcast today, but
we forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
She missag it as sister and.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
My dad.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I didn't realize she was legiti about that one. I
thought she was fake when I saw that what.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
She might do it, But I think she is Lake
Russell because because the text that came through said, I'm
Lake Russell, the six year old porn person. I'd love
to talk to you about what I get up to
and and.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I mean you know exactly what's going to happen though,
is she was like rustle us because she's going to
enjoy the idea that other people would. She's gonna show
and rustle ups and business she is.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Can you blame someone's trying to like rustle ups and business?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Can you You can't blame someone for trying to rustle
up some business?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh fuck fuck.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
No, no, no, I wasn't trying to do that, like Russell.
I mean, great news. Everyone's gonna get by.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
If I was only good in the sack, i'd be
doing it by in the camera.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Hobbs on the fast Track. That's a good headline, but
it doesn't really tell you anything about it.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Hobbs.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Can't take my face off that photo. Hobbes sawe Hobbs.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
It looks like something's wrong. Sorry, I thought there's something
wrong with her legs.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
She's fine, she's she's an Olympic, she's a hopeful.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
She's fast, she's fast.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
She's Hobbs was just zero point zero one second.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We'll take a break and when we come back, we'll
tell you how fast year she's fast, and we're back.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
How fast is Zoe Hobbs? She's only one, She's zero.
She's only zero point zero one second away from making
the final at the twenty twenty three World Championship. So
I'm picking Zoe Hobbs from medal well at the Olymps.
Can we just to meddle at the wild and doors
by zero point zero one seconds?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I mean? What is that? Yeah? Can we get her
on the show? But what is that? Like?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's a breath, it's a stare.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's like it's nothing, It's not even this.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, wow, do you want her on the show?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Message?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Before?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I think.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's just track a message. If was at the end
of the track, I reckon she would run that potentially
zero ones?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Do you mean running away from or running towards mesh?
Which one? Do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Whatever works for her?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh, we're going to when we get her on the show.
We could ask you what would she prefer if I'm
down in the end by the finish line? Would you
run faster? Or would you run faster if I'm running
up behind it?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Good question. It's a really really good question.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
We could ask, I know which would make me run
fast to mesh?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
What about like a.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Hey, what Olympic games is this?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's the Games of the twenty twenty fourth Olympiad.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
No, it's the Games of the thirty third, the Games
of the thirty third Olympiad. Okay, that's what I do
want to want to referring to it as the Olympics.
I don't want anyone bloody talking about the Summer Olympics.
It's the Games of the thirty third Olympiad.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Please, all right, I'll call it the Olympiad, the Games
of the thirty Olympiad, of.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
The Games of the thirty third. God, what expically is it? God? Statistical?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Is it? Is?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It? Really?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Is?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That? Is it?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Not a gonads a testicle, mate, No, it's a testy
or an ovary produces gamets. There you go, Bud's goal.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, excuse me?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Is that the same goals?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think that's it's a shoplifting politicianis That's just when
I googled.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
When I googled, gods came up, go ned. I don't
know why that?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, mate, gonads are the game met producers?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So they have checks have excuse me, yeah, but they don't.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Check do bezes have? Who's ladies?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
But I think, oh Jesus, that's fucking sex esus Christ
beat that I'm talking about female dogs. Fucking speak that
sex's piece of ship.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Do women have?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, well some do so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
If I've had her in the goanettes, you can say
I didn't realize it was a UNI six term.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm into this produces a gameat what a gat?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
You say that, like I shouldn't know what that is?
Is that like the cousin of Mama.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Sometimes she's an egg, sometimes she's a swimmer.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
A reproactive. Sometimes who's that under the hard hat? Who's
that driving the train? Gonead? Carry on? Girls can do anything.
Girls can't do anything, can they?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Not anything?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I agree that girls can do a lot, but they
can't do everything so much.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
They can't ejaculate semen exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yep, that's true. They can't do that. It's true they can't.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
So they didn't think about that when they did their
ad campaign. Some women can ejaculate, can they through their breasts?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hey, I read a lot of I read a lot
of old literature, like really old literature, and ejaculate me
something very different. Back in the old day. Ejaculate meant
to speak loudly. So it's really funny if you're reading
Dickens or you're reading as Sir Arthur Baron Cohensha Baron Cohen.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
So, Arthur Allen Thomas, Yes, Sir.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Arthur Allen Thomas, Thomas, Bernard Thomas, Bernard Sure, Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle is what I meant?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay, Because Sir Arthur Allen Thomas, I don't think he's
it right.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
You're talking to South and goes, oh my lord, we'll go,
oh my lord, Watson ejaculated. Okay, So, Sir Thomas, with
our mind you read, oh my lord, what's ejaculated? You're like,
what that seems like a bit of a plot twist.
I mean they've just fucking sold the case and then
bloody Watson's ejaculated.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Everyone. No, ejaculate back then meant to speak loudly. And also,
just to be clear, I don't think Arthur all and
Thomas has been knighted.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Sir Arthur, and I got sure, let me picture get
Alan ejaculated?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Who gets one, who's that one of the tellytubbies?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
He'd get Alan and then Poe like he's an author.
So do you want me to ejaculate? Well, I just want.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Jaculate.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, that's see. You thought it was rude, but that
said she what ejaculation has?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Do it again?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Ruder?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Nothing nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Nothing, say something quickly and suddenly, for instance, that will
do he ejaculated?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Well, hang on, so if I don't know, let me
paint a picture here, I'm in the power then go
night yep, and the microphone is not working for it? Well,
and I don't know. Dorothy is up the front there
reading out legs and living.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Do you know Dorothy?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Not personally, but I've heard about her. Yeah, she'll tell
you off you sent me pecks and she reads out, Yeah,
she'll tell you. And then you know, I can't hear it.
I'm down the back and I out out to Dorothy,
what it kill you to ejaculate? That feels problematic?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That would be fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But also if you take a dictionary with you though,
to just back yourself up and circle the page, just
just because shuttle go fucking crazy, could you create.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
A bit louder I'm mesticating back here. Yeah, all right,
I'm masticating.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Over the beige food.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
So I so you do that, like you, because she'll
fucking blow up in the Paranoi club when you yell
that out. So you want to have a dictionary on
hand with it circled, and you hold it up and
you walk.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
To the back of the room and gate. Yeah, this
is what it means.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I think it'll be.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Fine, to be honest. I think as long as you're
not lining up too early to get inex Bingo tickets,
then you're fine. Just don't get up out of your
seat to go and get the bingo tickets until Dorothy
says that you can get up there.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Rude to yours please. I was just going to say, Matt,
could you just speak for a while and ignore what
I'm about to do? You just talk and ignore what
I do.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Can't stop too fast in the bottom of the class.
You keep going okay, okay, what are you trying to
round to deal or double do?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I just ejaculated.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Somehow some way to keep coming up with as ship
like every single day you.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Have been wrapping it. It's not the same as talking.
I ejaculated all over his rap.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So I wonder what, I wonder what the day that's something.
The last person to say ejaculate meaning loud was the
last person that was holding on to that word meaning
speak loudly. You know, there must be someone that held on, right,
someone would have hold on through the fifties. Some guy
was still going with the sixties. There was a woman
in the seventies still using ejaculate that way.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
And someone ate some fish and chips, some really overly
salty fishing chips, and then they ejaculate, and someone said,
you've just that's a very salty sounding tasting ejaculate that
you've you've done there, because people were quite close and
they went and then they got some salt on them
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I don't think the word was ever ejaculate and sol jiculate, arjaculate.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
But at what point did it go from a phrase
to speak louder to what is a sexual term now? Right?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Sixty eight?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I guess it was a joke. Someone said, well, you
kind of.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Ejaculated, do you mind if I ejaculate?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well maybe someone did it at the same time, and
then they thank someone went, but you kind of do that,
and then some and someone went, well, you a nice
ejaculate ejaculation and you're like, what you mean upstairs or downstairs?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
And she goes both.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
And then from that day forward it was arjaculating at
you downstairs and jaculating at your gob.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah. When they think about the word careful, careful, okay,
I'm actually not. You know what I saw it. I
grabbed it and I had it in my hand, put
it back and and I was doing a Clarence Carter
on it, and then I just let it. I let
it go. Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, that is chose growth in this podcast and also
shows they maturing and calming influence that I bring to
the situation.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
You were talking about ejaculate to be honest, but.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
In a literal sense, apparently Harry Butter Harry Potter Book
five contains the following phrase, we're not going to use magic.
Ron ejaculated loudly. We're not We're not going to use magic.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Question did he did he do? Use his wand and go.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Just to clarify, was here a full stop we.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Want to use magic? Question?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Mark N I thought you might have been there, and
then ulated loudly. You know Hermione came into the room.
I know, maybe he's is that we don't know? Is
that the old argulators.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
From library?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
So she was the last person to ejaculate in a
book or the last JK Rowling rolling that must So
when did that book come out?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
So Harry brought a book five.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Must be Met coming out of my life?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
What does this mean to you? I'm sorry, Jane.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Well it's Forrest Gut.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
There's a different came ejaculated, but he didn't ejaculate because
I'm sorry, Jenny.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You guys now switching up movies that have people edaculating
in them because that's not appropriate.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Okay, here we go, Here we go. Can you bring
this up?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Oh yeah, here we go, There we go.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You know, I want to be famous.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I want to be a singer like John Bias. I
just want to be on an empty stage, my guitar,
My boys.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Are you ready for it?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Just me?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Janey is in a slip. I want to she's just
taking a step off. So she said, Brah and Grannie
and okay, it's not enough, and then.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
I'm want to be able to say things.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Forrest is looking at her breast yep, and then he's
getting PRETI excited, and then she looks at him and
she notices that he's looking at her breast.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Have you ever been with a girl?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Fort sit next to them in my home economics class
all the time? Or a hubble back?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
And now she is removing her brother's Yeah, okay, and
Forrest Gump looks.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Away, and then she takes his hand, his right hand,
and she places.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
His right hand on his left breast, her left breast, and.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Oh, oh oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Sorry, that's fast.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
It's beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I found that.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That's strangely, that's fast from Forest Gump.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I don't know what that was that three second. It's quirk.
It's quirk.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yeah, I mean good.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
We're trying to do what When.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Ginny asks him Forest, have you ever have you ever
been with a girl before?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Is he?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Is she asking if he's a virgin? Was she asking
if he's gay?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I think no virgin, because I've been lights of woman
in chemistry, economics.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Economic Okay, well there you go. I was wondering.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I don't think he's been I don't think he's been
humping people on the flower burns.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
You know, you know, he hasn't been stroking.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Like Clarence stroking, stroking, stroking to the woman that I
love self pleasuring.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
He hasn't been stroking. He wouldn't have thought of that. Yeah,
it's too innocent.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
So anyway, I think I think we've I think we've
got to the bottom of that issue.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yeah, okay, so the jury is still out on the
casual chat that he spoke. We'll just kind of keep
I think.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
We keep okay, Like just if you're saying the conclave,
the Met and Jerry Facebook wounder, yeap discussion, wonder the
discussion word if you if you want to change the
name to the the.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Ejaculate, then we're open to it.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
I don't know that the Matt and Jury Daily Ejaculate,
the Daily ejaculate.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
The Daily ejaculation quite good. It is quite good because
it's we do talk quite loudly, expressively expressively ejaculate.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Why don't we just say, why don't we continue to
call it them the Daily Bespoke podcast where you hear Mash, Matt, Jury,
and Ruder ejaculate at each other. Yeah right, you know,
as the as a little subject, the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Daily Bespoke ejaculations from Matt, Jeremy, Mash and Rube.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
So it doesn't need to be called the ejaculate. The
whole thing doesn't need to be called the Do you
think it.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Was ever a newspaper called the ejaculate, ejaculation or the ejaculate,
the daily ejaculate, because back then it would make sense
that they're making big statements. There would have been a
radio show called the ejaculate at some time of the ejaculation,
because you'd have been a radio show back in the
nineteen thirties or something where people like, there's bloody war
(26:05):
needs to stop.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, I mean was ejaculating all over?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
God, he was, he was eleven yere and berg all over.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Anyway, I had one note? Shall we shall we?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Should we close that there?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
All? Right?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Then?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Listening to the Highlights podcast today, we did the Four
Pillars of Songs the spoken word in them.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Oh yeah, that was a good that's a good podcast podcast. Okay, okay,
then all right, Jesus, Okay, feel dirty after that?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Phil got some post podcast clarity shower.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Yeah, I'm going for a week.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway,
sit to download, like, subscribe, right, review all those great things.
It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
Mass and ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised
in this pod, check out the Conclave, a Matt and
(27:05):
Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my
book A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways to Love the Life
You've Got is out. Now get it wherever you get
your books, or just google the bastard. Anyway you seem busy,
I'll let you go. Bless Blessed, blessed.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Give them a taste of keyw from me,
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