September 25, 2024 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Get a wounders. Matt Heath here as we build up
to the final week of The Matten Jerry Show, the
victory lap slash mea culpa. I've put together a little
bit of a story of the history of the Matt
and Jerry Show and my time at Radiohodaki. You can
read it at Matdheath dot substack dot com. Maybe you
want to subscribe. It can be free if you want. Anyway, Blessed, Blessed, blessed.
(00:21):
Give them a taste of Kiwi. Love you all, See
you next week.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh, chick check one two.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh yeah, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's Mashie and Rudy He the producers of the Matt
and Jerry Show, back for another episode.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
We're turning so much content out at the moment, Mashie,
every day, the radio show, every after the day of
the radio show.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I look back at some of the Matt and Jerry podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you know what jokes aside last week when we
were giving the announcement. Oh, by the way, I don't
even know if I've hit the chance to say this.
When we found out last week with Maddie, we we
had not known really for that to we fear we
found out the pro prior day, I think.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, we're about twenty two hours before you guys heard
on the radio, so it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Was all it was all pretty quick and we.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Was all about to go with that that we thought
it was just an innocent coffee. Yeah, and at the
time Bixy Campbell here already, I heard it. Yeah, Australian
cont a boys. And the next week and a half,
just rely, that's right, take some time, you know, take
some time. Oh, that's right, keep it light easy.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It was a tough day for you guys. I understand
that you guys, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And that sympathy was appreciated at the time.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
But I mean, circle this week.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
It wasn't long lasting the year.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It doesn't feel like we've really had any time. No, no, well,
not that we really deserve it, nor that I really
want it.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
But and it's been fun. It's been a fun week
and a half. What did you expect for a time
at home? Some messages?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, I would have loved the message this week. But
of course we're playing some of Meddie's most love moments
this week on the podcast feed. Just to get you
your mat and jury show facts, we reached out to
Medie and I asked him, what are your what are
some of your most love moments from the past a
few years on the Daily Bespoke podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We probably didn't talk about the time he was talking
about the astrophysicist from Cambridge University and tip Top had
delivered a whole heap of ice cream and without a
word of a lie. He was about a later and
a half through some new goodie gum drops I think,
or or something like that, and I'm asking very serious question,
and then he let out a giant burp, and I
(02:24):
think there was the end of the credibility of the interview.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, today another most loved moment as mentioned by Meddi. Yes,
I just have to say, I know there's a lot,
and I know there's more than five episodes that we
all love, but they are still available.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
You could.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, if we're not playing your most love moments, then
what I would do as I just get that index
finger out.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Of where were's the index finger?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Get that index finger out and I just start and
i'd get that finger out.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
What's it doing?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I don't know, just wherever you've had.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It, and I needed to start scrolling, and then you
go back and find your most love episode and you
can listen to that one, and then you can come
back to this episode and listen to one of Medi's
most love moments.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I see, I see.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So what I'm saying here is I'm encouraging people to
go back and listen to their most love moments as
well as listening to Metti's most love moments. I mean,
we've got so much time this week. I don't know
they bespoke, you donkies aren't doing anything. They listen to
this podcast each day. That means they've got so much
time to spare.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You know what they're doing. They're waiting. They're waiting for
next week.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They are waiting for next we next week is.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
All about celebrating good times.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Come on once again. Here is an episode of the podcast
from about twenty twenty two. A lot of people love
this episode. It's an episode we did with friend of
the show Josh Thompson. Ah like beIN Chat was also
when they started talking about the body corpse of apartment
buildings and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh my god, when you said body corpse, I literally
thought you meant a dead person. But you're not body corpse,
body corpse.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
No body corporations.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Eyes to the front, looking at bowbelly out there by
to the front, look at me.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Come on, Oh all right, that's a place to leave it.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
There's there's two threesomes.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Just walk We'll be back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
If radio heardey, he coming up to six o'clock.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He's the Pullies.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Let's get bizet.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We've got a special guest on the mat Jury podcast today.
His name is Josh Thompson.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Hi, everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
He was supposed to be on the radio show to
promote Taskmaster season three, which is on what it's Wednesday
today at eight thirty tonight on tvn Z two. Watch it?
But is it actually on eight thirty? Whenever I tune
in to Taskmaster, it's never quite on and start seven
or something. What is it? The only show in the
history of the world that doesn't start at fucking eight thirty.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
It's a real problem from the TVNZ programmers because it
misses the common junction. I mean everybody knows them too.
You've got to hit the common junctions on the half
hour or the hour, and so when do they come in, Well,
eight forty five, that's that's not a common junction. Yeah,
I don't know why they want the numbers. Not good
for the numbers, I it has been pretty good.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I've got a mild bit of beef with it as well,
because in the when you when you see the image
of it on your phone Taskmaster end Z, the n
Z falls squarely over my face in the group shot
and you can't see really and.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's it's to me, I think on the show. Yeah,
I mean I think it's they're targeting.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Do you think it's on.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I think it's on purpose fully shown faces coming out
pretty strong.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I see my face is really right in the middle
of Yeah. Sure is put some good lighting on it.
Really well.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Let can we see it pretty much pretty much?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey, look at this. I just looked it up online
to find what time it's on tonight, and it's like
eight thirty four or something. It says these are the
words t even have picked for the first things that
come up when you look at it on TV and
Z plus crack up, quirky, and key as.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I wrote those works, and that's how I described as
a cracker.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Quirky and it's not as. I mean, it's a British format.
I mean, it can't be Kiwi, it can't be. It's
not like Top Town or something which was key as
there we go from timms Timoru. That's speaking of top down.
Timrou is very well in top Town. There was a.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Dairy called the Timorrow Top Town Dairy because he won
it so many times. Yeah, and it was still relevant
for about six years because they can't and then they
really by the end of the sixth year they were like,
you've really got to pull it through, guys.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
So what why why was that? Why was tim so
hugely into top Down? Was it part of the rivalry
rivalry with Warm Yeah, I mean there's a lot.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Of beef with I don't know if you've been down there,
but they've got you know, they've got the Limestone, they've
got the White Horse, they've got the white Stone.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Cheese, they've got the steam Pinks.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Penguins.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yes, and I've heard there's a bit of inter rivalry
between the traditional steampunkers and the sort of more sci
fi steampankers. So you'll have a Penny Farling against it
against it's guy.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
With a big phaser walking fat Sally's, which is a
great restaurant. You have been to restaurant.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I know I don't eat it, okayy, but hang on
a minute.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You've got Caroline Bay beautiful, the bird Avery Avery.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
They've taken the over out.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
If they're taken the over his shut down.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah, they have you take it down. They might have
been repairing it. I don't know what the is going
on there.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
What do you say? Do you repair?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
What do you do with the birds when you're repairing
in Avery? They can fly away?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Yeah, they can put in a tiny box.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
They haven't had birds in there for a long long time.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It's just empty.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
They're still running Miss Caroline Bay.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
They were for Miss Carolina. They were for a bit.
I don't know. I don't know. It's it's it's a
as an older guy, you don't I don't know. I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
He was another question for you. Please, do you remember
before KFC opened, there was Timaru had the best fried
chicken place in the entire world, and then KFC opened
up right beside it.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Oh my god, I know what the theme song is,
How I am You'll be there at the end of that.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Oh my god, it wasn't. It wasn't country.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yeah, you will be there, Oh my god, California.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Fried Checken was sitting right there, and then KFC came
in and set up.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Just that's right, checking and it was like being in Paris,
you could choose between Kentucky or California. Yeah, they were
going here to hear it's a culinary what a calinary choice?
Only found a beautiful.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, so miss Caroline.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
But we don't know whether that's still going or California.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Checking is gone.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
So there was a lot of rivalry between Timo and Amado.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, I think I think being the only two Mattos
that are so close to you, I think yeah, And
I think it was just it was more because we're
so down the bottom of the pecking order that you
don't want to be, Like, to have someone to look
down on was such a privilege.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because the other thing, if you're looking north,
you're going to be looking up at christ Church.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Yeah, there's no I mean as in friends of it.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, it's not that.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
People kind of looked a little bit down on Dunedin
because they were kind of like, well, christ Church, we
were so close and then we've ended up down here,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, I mean, I mean doesn't really count. Everyone's just
was a little bit too sort of cool and learned,
you know, with the university and your scarfs and your
rampant six young people. I mean enough for us.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
There was none of that, and also had Dean Heath
as well.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You've got the squire Ship there.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I mean it's technically that's that's more of your pleasant point,
but I mean that's falls within the district, so yes,
that is one of ours. Also far Lap came from there,
and I'm pretty sure Charles up Up came from what.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Was any North Canterbury Wow can Well that's the other thing.
You've got the you've got the Canterbury Otago divide going
on there North North Otago.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Yes, yeah, And so there's there's just big rumbles the
whole time.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, yeah, just a.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Big, big Marto rumbles down there.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Have you left behind or is it still very much
all of you?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Well, my I've got family down there, So I go
down there and it's you know, it's it's it's good,
it's good. Coming up. There's still an internet cafe there,
Danny's Internet cafe, and is aware of you know, just
normal digital stuff on phones. And he's still gone, so
I don't know how it works.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Road Night's still operating down there, haven't You haven't checked?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I know where they used to be. There's a big
corrugated iron fence and security cameras. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's still getting that easterly. That's just coming
in off the sea. There comes in down by the
down by the coast.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
That's sharp, little cuts right through to my friend, although
better than the NORWESTA am I right? God Orda nuts
in the go there Poland coming off the Canary planes
easterly coming, I tell you, And this is honest. When
I get off the plane, I get off the plane
and Timbo if I'm feeling Rachel, crush it and then
drive down and so getting out of a car and
(11:37):
I get out and I feel that freezing air burned
through my body into my bar and that's when I
know that I'm home. I'd rather have that cold feeling, yeah,
because you know when you go back there and you go,
oh that's right. I've been living in Auckland. That's what
it's like to be. I feel alive because because your
body is struggling to survive.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, I know that feeling when I arrive into Edin
as well, and you go, oh yeah, that's right, that's right,
cuts right right through your bone.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
So how did that reckon that went for the first
or because you're part Tongan yep, correct?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
So did your did your family go down to Timadow?
Is that the way that that worked, the Tonguan heritage.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
So father, who's not Tongant, went to as an engineer
and went to Tonga on a volunteer Services abroad thing
and helped build the wharf and the roads and some
airports and picked up a young tongue and lass and
brought her back to tim heavily multicultural. She raised three boys,
(12:45):
my me and my tolder brothers, and so, yeah, but
we would have random tongue and s popping up, so
they we would ferry them down to Dunedin for the
rugby teams, and we became part of the Tonguan Railways,
which we sort of called it. And random tongue like
I remember a guy called two just turned up and
just lived with us for three years and then disappeared
(13:06):
because we were on a farm. So and they would
always turn up with so much jackets like jackets on
jackets and just be complaining about the cold. I understand now.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Cold, but I mean your mum man when she moved
from talking to that.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Yeah, it was a pretty I mean, yeah, I think
I think it would have been quite an experience.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Man, it would have been such an experience.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, you're still running that roundabout that's just off the
main road. It's confusing round about. It's his team on
a big sign. You're still running that.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The roundabout?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
It's round Why is it confusing?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Why is that roundabout?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
One on the main street, the main street? And then
suddenly up here you got this fucking roundabout for no
good reason.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Ah yeah, the bypass. They put a bypass on so
the trucks don't have to drive through the I tell
you what. It's driven away the main traffic. No, it's
no one stopping it. Danny's Internet cafe as much as
Easter Yeah yeah, yeah, the hell of a thing biper.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah yeah yeah. They still got that Nazi treaty here
they do.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah yeah, headers like yeah, I've been to fan.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I'm a huge fan of go on and yeahs yeah,
I thought that was was that Tim Boys High Boys, Yeah,
so it was. Lovelock was a former pupil and when
he he was given a sapling by Hitler after winning
this gold middle and thirty six, and Burl decided that
he'd bring it back.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they seen. So Heitler, scent said,
was so impressed with his blonde locks and his speed,
and he's seen a whole bunch of Hitler saplings out
around the world, and they brought one and he loved
lock was like, look I got treat from Hitler. And
so they planted it as a school. He didn't want
to his house. Yeah, but so now the Hitler oak
as at Timor Boys High emblem as the oak. Yeah,
(14:58):
don't promote the Hitler heard as much as I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Surprised that made it through World War two without being
cut down.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Well that's quite famous. Yeah, So I mean there's there's
you've got to weigh it up, you know, like a years,
but also you know, quite well known. So like it's
ever been any calls to fell Hitler's oak because to
me that that I know that there've been calls to
get rid of Huber's hut up in Mount Haut and
he was I believe he was an assist soldier at
(15:25):
some stage, that guy Huber who ended up making Mount
Hut or being a big part behind the Mount Hart
ski field. Really and I understand there's there's calls for
the hut to be changed. In fact, I think they
have changed the name of Huber's Hut to something else
hut now because of his involvement in Nazi Germany. I'm
surprised that they haven't felled the tree or these calls
(15:47):
haven't been made to.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Maybe they're focusing on the Lovelock side of it.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yeah, well it came from Hitler though.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yeah, I mean it's it's a very interesting part. It's
not I don't know, it's not pro Nazi. Actually, yeah,
I do think do you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Ever feel more white supremacists when you walk past it?
And yeah, never you get near the boys High School?
Do you ever think those Jews?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I don't know, did you evil coming off the tree?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
And now there was a big white supremacist and probably
there was some thing like Troop I guess whatever they
called group.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Band of the Skin here was operating the South Island.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
But I would have thought it's pretty common well relative
commanders that because there, I would.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Have thought they would have something around to it or
or like done something, you know what I mean, Like
they never really get their facts straight or do any
kind of homework, do they.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Here's I've got some tips of skin heads. So like
there's a tree and intimity boy cycled from Haler's Headler's
picked that tree so you could go there and worship
and do whatever you know stuff around it you want to,
but you're just down at.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Dean Heats are slamming them, marking around going to.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
The California Chicken. Yeah, well they used to what a drest?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
How do you know they don't go there after nightfall
and maybe worship the tree.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
That I mean, they're pretty messy. There'd be some there'd
be some marks.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Don't know the tree. I bet they didn't even know
the trees there.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
They enlightened.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
They never do their receipt there's a I don't know
their homework.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
They just read Mine Camp, copy of Mine Camp.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
They shave the hair they want. They never read mind come,
that's a very boring book. No one's read that. No
one's ever read that, right. It just seems like why
are you nodding like that? You said you've read it well,
like as people you know, like you know when Chamberlain
went to meet Hitler, and he met Hitler and he said,
that's a good guy. He's not going to invade and
all that kind of stuff, and anyone's like, read mine,
(17:48):
come he sees exactly what he's going to do it,
so Chamberlain, and it was such a ship book that
Chamberlain didn't even read Hitler's book, which said exactly what
he was going to do. Instead he just went and
hits He seemed like a good.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Guy, all right, you know, love trees, You love trees,
love trees.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, and dogs and vegetarian apparently in speed speed
a huge pervetent pervotent yeah, so yeah, big on the
myth old and the whole of the German army.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
It doesn't help with a lot of decisions. And by
the end of it, you could see and there's that
footage of him, the last of a footage of him,
where he's talking to the Hitler youth, the last guys
that were trying to save Berlin, and he's got the
hand behind the back, yeah, trying to and it's just
shaking away.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
They thought that this miracle drug, but it was actually
just myth and so they gave it to the soldiers
and everyone goes, you know, that amazing military tactic of
blitzing that wasn't actually a tactic soll after it happened.
What happened is the pan Panza Division had taken a
lot of myth and they just went really fast. I
didn't sleep, they didn't sleep, so they just got and
(19:00):
so they arrived at the same time as the Air
force and everyone. And afterwards it all happened at once,
and it was like, holy shit, these guys are just
marching and going and going, and they were on on
the myth. And afterwards, because at the time the Allied
forces didn't know that they were, that the German forces
were on myth. So afterwards that got named as their strategy.
It was never their strategy that they just took too
much myth. The tanks took too much myth, and they
(19:21):
just kept going and going and they arrived early.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
But but the myth ran out, yeah, and they went
through to Russia on the Eastern Front at a really
terrible time. So not only was it winter, but the
method run out and these people were massively myth addicted.
All the soldiers were because they didn't have cocaine and
they didn't have an opiates were considered a negative thing.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
But that that sort of that sort of shut down
the cocaine because cocaine had become very big before. And
this is great book called Blitzed, and it tells the
whole story. And the sad thing about when you read
this book blitz which is it was written, it's written
by this this great historical write. I'm reading a second
book at the moment called The New Beemiums. But anyway,
the thing when you read it is you realize, because
we've always been brought up thinking the Allied forces were
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fucking amazing and we just beat them because we were
amazing and against the Eyds all that kind of stuff.
But when you read this book, you realize they were
just fucked on myth, the German forces, and all their
decisions were terrible myth her decisions, and actually they just
sheht the beard, like you know, like if you go
into business with them, someone that's on meth and fetamine. Right,
really good. For the first two weeks, they're turning up
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on time, they're really focused to detail, and that third
week little things start going missing around the workplace. Fourth
week they're not there, and the teeth fall out. And
that's really what happened. So they were winning early on
and then the teeth fell out.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
It's a tough balance.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
On the myth much these days.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
I haven't haven't been on the myth much these days.
Was it still popular?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I think it Rually it's probably fucking people up in timor.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Raally is it is that where the peace stands for popular?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, peace for popular.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
I think it's big in tis.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Is it's it's began and small depressing. I mean, it's
suppressing to be a myth head anywhere, but I think
like in something like Lunsdon were particularly depressing place to
be on.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Those cows I'm going to make themselves.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Yeah, it's to be quite popular around the k Road region,
also downtown around Key streets, popular down through the actually
Queen Street.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, well we were thinking about that just today on
the show. Like when those cruise ships arrive, and then
all those cruise ships arriving in the next few weeks,
they're going to go head to hear. They're going to
be American boomers going head to hear with some fucking
myth that people at the bottom of Auckland. It's gonna
be It's going to be interesting. Yeah, welcome to music.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
What the focus looking at all those tourist videos of
you know, beautiful wist like pas and like thinking, we're
all wearing skirts and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
It's kind and it's like a lot of roadworks. There
is like a Gucci store though, so if they can
get past the roadworks and myth heads, they can go
and rinse some money into a Gucci store.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
We went for a family walk during lockdown along K
Road and down Queen Street, and in that time I
saw more myth being smoked openly on the streets and
full deals going down as well. That was a great time.
What time of day with myths right in the middle,
like eleven o'clock in the morning Saturday, jeepess and the
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only people that were on the streets were either people
walking with families or myth heads and that and that
was it was a golden time for people on the
myth as us look back on that and say, those
are good times.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Where's Where's? Would you recommend any other myth walks?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The best?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
In my opinion, the myth walk goes along Ponsby Road
DOWNK Road. You can stick to the myth lanes of
created mith lanes, those bike lanes, and then you can
walk down through there across and then I'd go either
straight across Grafton Bridge, yep, and down around that way,
or you can go down Queen Street. Queen Street, Now
there's fantastic myth walk your sister. Amazing things down there,
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fights and people yelling abuse at each other.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's still someone on the myth that like five twenty
am outside divans, didn't you, oh yesterday morning?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, yesterday morning. I think I imagine that she was a
glass barbecue enthusiast, but I'm not one hundred percent sure.
But she did have a Yuei boom strapped to her side,
and she was dancing and filming herself and or me,
I'm not sure. At the same time, listening to eminem
with a laptop computer as well, dressed in pink and drift.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And pink, it might not be a myth.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
What's the telltale size of a myth?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Flashback myself, you start taking cloth, I think you run
quite hot on the myth, don't you. Okay, that's what
you'll often see someone in a sort of early two
thousands commodore with no caps and all four windows, drowned
or in a shirt off driving around at a weird
time of night. That's that's a real key indicator that
that person's on myth.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Yeah, because sometimes I run to someone and I'm not
sure if they've got some issues or are they just
on the myth.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Or yeah, whether there's a really intense aggressive, terrifying human being.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I'm looking for it, but of intense aggressive if you want,
if you do have maybe if you have a propensity
towards mental health issues, if you then do want to
really bring those out as much as you possibly can.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Good, I need to get it on the myth for
maybe two or three years. Don't sleep, and then you
find that those issues will really come to the fore.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Do you reckon? It's the lack of sleep that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I think a lot of the psychosis, is that right?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I mean i'd get pretty cranky. Yeah, ye, don't have
a sleep in it.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I fell asleep on the couch last night and the
water went off at our house for some reason, and
I woke up at about eleven and my son was
standing in front of me, going, Dad, Dad, the water's
not working. And it taught me ages to work out
with the fun He was talking about the war and
what the water's not like, how does water not work?
Because I couldn't work out that he meant the taps
went working. It was what he needed to say, not
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the water's not working. Like I was like, what, the
water's not cleaning your face properly? Like what's going on?
It's like now the water And I was like, yeah,
So I think due to my my tiredness, I was
very confused as to what's going on. So I think
if you're on the myth and you're in that zone
all the time, if someone comes up to you and
goes the water's not working four days into a myth bendor,
you're not going to have it a fucking deal with
that situation.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Did you go down and let let it off the
thing and twist them? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I don't know why I did that because it's like
why why would someone have turned that off?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It was you can play on anybody. You just walk
down the road and just turn people's water off at
the at the street, right. It's a good gag.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's really annoying when it comes back on and everything
goes go.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Go.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It's like why does it need to do that? Yeah? Yeah,
But anyway, like I went down and I was like,
exactly as you said, I say, Ah, I was like,
who would have turned it off no one, and of
course it was a there was like all kinds of
sleepy looking dad's out on the street.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Well, someone I had done at as a gag that
turned off the water.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
And even the water on my street had been something
terrible to happen.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
They foxed our water. They replaced some sort of lyne
or something. I couldn't really understand what the gods saying.
And then he came and came and talked to us
about eight hours later and said, you know, are you
guys using.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Water a lot?
Speaker 6 (26:23):
And I was like, I don't know what you mean. Well,
we've just had a call. It looks like you're using
it a lot, like we're using it a fairly average amount.
And turns out the water meter was just spinning around
at high speed, and then he realized he actually connected
it to some random pipe and so somewhere and we're
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stalking some massive jet of water what had been spraying
for about eight hours and we still don't know where
it went. Right, Yeah, wow, that's actually our water.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
We had a similar thing. Actually, well we had we
were using the amount of water for a family of twenty.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Six for a year, and you're paying that bill.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah, And I thought, God, these water bills are because
they came out as an automatic payment. And I was like,
there's a we'll tell you what water is bloody expensive nowadays.
And then I looked at the water bill online because
I've never looked at it. Yeah, and you know how
it has the numbers of people, and we were like,
we were off the scale of twenty six. It didn't
have any more than twenty six on the scale and
we were off that scale. And I thought, and you.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Were like bloody kids. Second, bloody kids and their long
showery showers.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Yeah, I thought, hold on.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I think this has happened a lot because in my
apartment building, the body Corp said, hey, we've just discovered
that we've been paying they rewired things wrong, and we've
been paying this apartment building and the apartment building just
downs water bills. Yeah. And so then the council owned
owed the body Corp thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars.
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And I guess that those people in the apartment building
one down had to pay their water bill for the
last ten years. It because you know, like if you've
got there's lots and lots and lots of people living somebody.
It's easy to make that rounding era or whatever. So
like their body cops, I watch we spend all this
fucking money when we're getting them through paying the wrong
powerball prages. And then I think there was a problem
because the people that everyone had been paying their water
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bill complicated. But you know, it might be might be
might not be an owner, they might be a renter
and they've been paying this insane power ball that water
bill for the longest time.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Tell me you're blocked off the driveway and had a
huge party with the DJ and bar situation.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
And no, I think they're putting it into the ten
year plan to replace the roofs every ten year. You know,
something boring the you know, the body corps. They never
want to do anything fun for you know, why don't
we all get KFC or something, you know, quarterback each
meet out in the car park.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Be fun.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
They're like, no, we'll re rivet the roof in twenty
twenty nine they.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Get some strippers in or something.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Let it go down. Well, yeah, they go, well, I'm
not on the body Corp. You know, I'm not on
part of the I'm not on the board. I haven't
voted and it.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Does sound like someone something that someone who was on
the Body Corp would say that there was trying not
to realize telling everybody that they've suddenly come into a
lot of money and now desperately trying to back out
of the story very quickly. I mean, it's all very complicated,
like we shouldn't have a party. Really, it was better
to put it in the roots, to be honest, that's
what we should do.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
In the ntenuous. Now where the fucking water money go?
You want to be on that heat's got a new
pair of fucking shoes.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah, then you've promoted task master enough, like I reckon
I meant to be doing? Yeah it do you reckon?
You promoted it at all here?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
I didn't know what was what we meant to be doing.
Uh no, but it's the.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Seven Days Tour. I think, did you know that you're
on a podcast?
Speaker 6 (29:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Not really.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
I just thought it was talking about body Corp stuff,
which the heav into. There's one thing I like, it's
a it's a water body Corp.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
And Nazis don't you do a sitcom called body Corp?
When when doesn't doesn't like Body Corp? And it's like
that like the body Corp. That seems like there should
be a sitcom sitting apartment building the body corp all
get together and make decisions. Well, it's great.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
You have a very diverse body corp. Yeah, you have
all sorts of different yeah, different ages, races, and.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You'd have lgbt Q plus kind of person in there.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
And the conflict that you could have between the different
people and what's going.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
On is an episode for you. The water has been,
you haven't been. You've been paying the water bill for
two apartment complexes.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
The wrong bloody belding mate.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, yeah, that sounds say comedy or is it more drama?
Is it like bodycore like Melrose Wings sort of?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, well it's placed but with your admin like sort
of you mean Sorkin type dialogue, Just fucking really intense
dial like walking down the corridors. Body corps always walking
down the corridors, having the meetings. What what what?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
What is a body corp as a voted group of
Is it like the PTA?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Well, so you know, when you live in an apartment building,
everyone has to pay money to the body Corp, to
the body Court and the body Corp. Besides, what it
does is keep around the building. You know other people
that lived there, the people that live there.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
They voted, voted yeah, because I lived in an apartment.
I don't know you could I could have been.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Carrying for I've never really, I'd never go in an
apartment ever before, except that after the divorce, I did it.
Did the what do you call it? Very Yeah. I
guess it's a cliche thing for the dude to not
have to move out of the major house and then
have to move into an apartment. It seems to tap
into it step to everyone. Actually, but anyway, you'll be
doing it soon. But anyway, so I didn't know, and
(31:47):
so I tuned up on like, like, I saw this thing.
This thing came through and it was the Body Corp meeting.
So I turned up on that and it was a
zoom because it was in pandemic times. And so I
turned up on the body Corp meeting. And then I
turned to my name. I've become friends with the guy
directly beside me. He's a really good dude. But then
he goes, oh, you don't want to go to the
body Corp meeting And you didn't have to, but it
seem to suggest everyone had to. But then I sensed
I sensed people thought there was that I was making
(32:09):
a play to be on the Body Corp. It was
a bit it was a bit negative that the vibes
towards me when I appeared on the zoom chat. Oh yeah,
and they said, well at the end, one guy goes, well,
there's there anything you want to change Matt from you know,
nineteen Johnny Radio. Yeah, but oh, I know, I've never
been part of Body Corp.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I was just.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't want anything to do with it.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
About drama right there, that's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
There's a new rubbit nick at this sitting in the
zoom chat.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, this is fucking Who could use the body
Corp though? To meet missus the next potential on Missus
X Missus Heath.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh, that's another episode trying to get laid at the
Body Corp.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
So so a divorced dad comes into body Court, meaning
as a rabbinic, becomes part of the body Corp.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Yeahs having an affair. That's the first time for married
people in the Body Corp. One of the females is
already in there, and then and.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Then all of a sudden there's a special I don't
know area being built beside his area for keeping the
wheelibins and all something some kind of special special. There's
a new compos been being wheeled out. Who's paying for that?
It's on the Body Corp. And he's trying to butter
up someone else by giving them all the hot young
(33:25):
lady that moves in a wheelie bin?
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Do you have to declear conflicts of interest on the
Body Corp if you are sleeping the Body Corp.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
This is interesting because I was actually talking to someone
about Body Corps and they said they moved into a
place and then they decided to get They would go,
I want to be part of this Body Corp. And
they got in there and they found that all the
money was being channeled into the other members of the
Body Corpse different businesses, like one of them owned to
Ayr broofing business and the roofs were being done every
(33:53):
it's writing itself Body Corp. It's an erotic thriller Body Corp. Yes, yes,
like the body Yeah, that's brilliant, That's fucking brilliant. So
the picture is.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
You're getting excited because you think you're playing the part
of the dad now and it's like tha yeah with sixteens, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
And so I can see the picture. So it's a
like a body like this is someone really hotly to
one of the females, I'd like to be part of
your body corp. And that's the episode you got fired.
Body Corpse. One episode should be body corpse where they
find a body. End corpse are kind of the same
thing the.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Body well ones did.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah, so body corpse, Body corpse.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, Body corps is one episode and there's a dead
body found near the willis.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
New Zealand's six Body Corp. Like you go around the
around the body corpse around New Zealand and you find
like the hottest body corp in terms of across the board.
So you've got you know, particularly hot you know females,
You got some hot males. I mean there would be
some pretty hot body corps.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Who do you think attracted to joining body Corps? I
don't know if that generally hot people are a kind
of people that attracted to signing up to do the
body corp and just go through the bills and make
plans for what we're gonna what they're gonna do with
the lifts. In twenty five years, I think how people
have people to do that for them, right, yeah, like
they attract body how people attract body corps to themselves,
(35:20):
to their own body Yeah right, yeah, how people have
their own body corps. So maybe that is the if
it's going to be a rotic thriller and it looks
like it is, maybe that's the twist that it's just
like you move into an apartment building and you turn
up at the first body corp, meaning you go, whi shit,
everyone on this body corp is rockingly o holy shit,
what's going on? And that's how this sort of and
(35:41):
maybe it turns out their robots or something.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
I step for wives sort of get out situation.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, why is the body corp so fucking hot?
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
What about if you ended up in a relationship, so
you're part of a couple and your partner is involved
heavily in the body corph and it's a little bit
too involved in the body corp. You know, you think
she's spending it seems to be spending a lot of
time on these a at these body court meetings. Yeah
(36:08):
perfect front ye for a year, isn't it? Because you
say look and then you find out you're in body
and she's like, look, I've got another bloody body corp.
It's like and then you.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Find out it's a swinger's class. And then one day
you look at something going, there's no body corporate. Everyone
runs independently. Where she's been going, she's been meeting those guy,
he's been meeting guy from forty two, guy from twenty one,
and it's.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
About fucking so you never want to be involved in it.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Yeah, and then you open the room you've never been
into it, which you think is like the Rubbis room something,
but it's actually like an eyes wide shut situation. Yeah,
just heaps of attractive body for people with masks.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
On habit and welcomed the Body Unit nineteen.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
I think it'd right itself. I think it's it's your Why.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
The fuck isn't New Zealand and near funding shit like this?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
I don't know, I know it's it's it's.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Like you know people, you know people that go from
New Zealand and they're always walking around going what the
fuck is in New Zealand and you're funding ship like
I want to do.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Specifically help me pay for my house.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
People just love body corps. I love talking about body corps.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Okay, I mentioned people listening to this podcast got a
real wide old for Body Corps.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Now, thank god there's finally have Body Corps session of
this pocket.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Why is it? Why is it?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Why the fuck isn't there a podcast specifically divided to.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Body, body cook pot Yeah, yeah, a particle. Whenever I
see a new podcast coming out and it's specifically on something,
I'm like, the fuck is going to know? Because people
want to listen to podcasts that are like on fucking nothing.
The last thing is people want to tune into a
(37:50):
podcast on something you know.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Well is great. And then like episode I love episode
forty five where they just talk about the best place
for bits because in a human situation and you don't
want to be living above it, And then you've got
Bloody nineteen twenty seven complaining about the steak.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, yeah, well exactly. And the other thing is like,
what about when you've got one member of one person
having the apartment complex it just thinks it's okay to
put out an old broken fan over by the wind.
Can't get me started, Like what are people going to
do with that?
Speaker 6 (38:17):
And what what are our thoughts on people hang out
laundry on their balconies. What's happening there.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
You can't do that at my place?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Can't you do that?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Because it makes it looking cool its place in Italy
or somewhere.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
But I should have those things that go across.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, ship, I'm going to join the body carp I'm
going to get flying foxes. Yeah, like washing lines that
go between the fucking How do you stop your neighbors
stealing all your fucking washing? I guess you know who
does it.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
You've got to be You've just got to pull that
cracker for the other person. You know, there is a
you're taking my good pigs. There's a body.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
There's a body caught podcast?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Well, it's The Dummies Guide to Strata Properties and Body Corporates.
Oh new podcast, The arm Chair Guide to Property Investors.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Does it get into sort of eyes wide shut type
sixual setups?
Speaker 5 (39:06):
What do you call?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Hey? I was living in an apartment building in Chiswick
in England at one point and I bought this new
T shirt and I was hanging it out on the
balcony and it dropped down into the neighbor's balcony and
I saw him him his hand. He thought that no
one was up there, and I saw his hand, come
and pick it up and go inside. And I was like, oh, oh,
(39:29):
he's obviously grabbed it to try and bring it up.
And I went and knocked on the door and opened
the door. I said, hey, I dropped a T shirt down.
He goes, I didn't see anything, oh Na, and he
fucking I don't seen him. I didn't see anything, mate,
I was on the T shirt. It was actually a
belly idle T shirt.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Was kind of.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
All right, should we call it? It seems like thirty
six minutes of shit?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Were we meant to be talking about? Taskmaster?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, we've done it. Now you've said task Master. It's
on Tonight's we live on it.
Speaker 6 (39:59):
I don't even know what's having. I want to drill
down to some of those natists.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, we'll come back front of the any.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
More Nazi stuff on task mustn't know there was a
little bit of the.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Nazi stuff on. I don't want to say he's a Nazi,
but he loves Nazi stuff, very pro Nazi.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Is he like Hugo Boss kind of?
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Yeah, he's got beautiful As the second person to dress
and Hitler's use outfit actually because did also dressed as
a member of the Hitler's.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Fucking Guy Montgomery go full Nazi.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
And in the season I was on, well he killed,
he went back and killed, and you know what, I
had a and I thought what I what I said
about that was fear. But I remember at the time
getting booed, and I thought, you know what this is,
this is a rational getting getting on your own on
on Taskmaster, because I said, because Guy said it was
(40:56):
be a hero, it was what it was. And Guy
went back and and went and built a time machine
and then went back and murder and killed Hitler when
he was before he was Hitler, well he was Hitler,
but before he was the Chancellor of Germany. And he said,
I saved the world from blah blah blah. And I said,
(41:17):
well maybe, but at the same time, we do not know.
You've changed history dramatically. There's no doubt about that for
a lot of people. But you've changed history so dramatically
in that situation that the whole of the modern post
war world has been divided up based on that.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Your ament was you love your daughter Hugo, and your
your daughter mister, and you your son Hugo, and you're
killing Hitler. Has made those two people not exist changing history.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
That's totally right.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
So you've kind of taken my children away from me,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
I thought that was a reasonable argument, but that it
was maybe better. Not that he's actually done a terrible
thing by killing Hitler, but.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
Would you rather he didn't do such a dramatic thing,
like maybe go back and just swap out Headler's Andy's
for slightly smaller size or something like what.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I don't know, but what did I do? What did
I do for that challenge? I remember? I don't remember, remember,
I don't remember anything. Yeah, anyway, taskmaster on at some
point on the TV and watch.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
It because would be so many memorable Are we happy
with that?
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Like I put that out all the way just to delete.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
That lead that ship. Fucking delete it for sure, all right?
Coming in Josh need to You were good, Josh, but
you were great?
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Are we talking about body cop?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
So yeah, I don't know happen.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Just chop out the body corporate but it's all going.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
The body corp and stuff. Just can you cut that
down and send it in on on?
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Have body corps?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Just a body cop? Because ford it to who was
the head of hiss in on the ask? I don't
eight five mel or something for something like that, one
of those drama five planning them funds.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
I'd like to go for if it was always point seven,
so like four point seven.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
If you open up the lines and said, anyone who's
got some Body Corp horror stories?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah calling, Yeah, you'd be You can't call onto a podcast.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
We try now, it was a cool Now if you've
got some.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
This goes out about eleven o'clock eleven in about two hours.
This goes out, So you call us now and leaving. Oh,
but like you can press the if you're on my
Heart radio, can press the mic on the app and
we'll send through an audio message to us.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
And we do Body Corp Wednesdays. She begs for Body
Court Winnsday next week.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Josh, mate, I love Body Corp.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Wins that funny Potty Corp.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
I'm never laying for Potty Corp.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Wins Potty Corp Wednesday, all right, spun it off into
the Body Cop TV. All right, it's an erotic thriller.
Get a wounders. Matt Heath here as we build up
to the final week of The Matten Jerry Show, the
victory lap slash mea culpa. I've put together a little
bit of a story of the history of the Matt
and Jerry Show and my time at Radiohodaki. You can
read it at Matdheath dot substack dot com. Maybe you
want to subscribe. It can be free if you want. Anyway, Blessed, Blessed, blessed.
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Give them a taste of Kiwi. Love you all, See
you next week.
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It's Mashie and Rudy He the producers of the Matt
and Jerry Show, back for another episode.
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We're turning so much content out at the moment, Mashie,
every day, the radio show, every after the day of
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Speaker 1 (00:47):
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Speaker 4 (00:47):
I look back at some of the Matt and Jerry podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you know what jokes aside last week when we
were giving the announcement. Oh, by the way, I don't
even know if I've hit the chance to say this.
When we found out last week with Maddie, we we
had not known really for that to we fear we
found out the pro prior day, I think.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, we're about twenty two hours before you guys heard
on the radio, so it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Was all it was all pretty quick and we.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Was all about to go with that that we thought
it was just an innocent coffee. Yeah, and at the
time Bixy Campbell here already, I heard it. Yeah, Australian
cont a boys. And the next week and a half,
just rely, that's right, take some time, you know, take
some time. Oh, that's right, keep it light easy.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It was a tough day for you guys. I understand
that you guys, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And that sympathy was appreciated at the time.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
But I mean, circle this week.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
It wasn't long lasting the year.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It doesn't feel like we've really had any time. No, no, well,
not that we really deserve it, nor that I really
want it.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
But and it's been fun. It's been a fun week
and a half. What did you expect for a time
at home? Some messages?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, I would have loved the message this week. But
of course we're playing some of Meddie's most love moments
this week on the podcast feed. Just to get you
your mat and jury show facts, we reached out to
Medie and I asked him, what are your what are
some of your most love moments from the past a
few years on the Daily Bespoke podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We probably didn't talk about the time he was talking
about the astrophysicist from Cambridge University and tip Top had
delivered a whole heap of ice cream and without a
word of a lie. He was about a later and
a half through some new goodie gum drops I think,
or or something like that, and I'm asking very serious question,
and then he let out a giant burp, and I
(02:24):
think there was the end of the credibility of the interview.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, today another most loved moment as mentioned by Meddi. Yes,
I just have to say, I know there's a lot,
and I know there's more than five episodes that we
all love, but they are still available.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
You could.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, if we're not playing your most love moments, then
what I would do as I just get that index
finger out.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Of where were's the index finger?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Get that index finger out and I just start and
i'd get that finger out.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
What's it doing?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I don't know, just wherever you've had.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It, and I needed to start scrolling, and then you
go back and find your most love episode and you
can listen to that one, and then you can come
back to this episode and listen to one of Medi's
most love moments.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I see, I see.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So what I'm saying here is I'm encouraging people to
go back and listen to their most love moments as
well as listening to Metti's most love moments. I mean,
we've got so much time this week. I don't know
they bespoke, you donkies aren't doing anything. They listen to
this podcast each day. That means they've got so much
time to spare.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You know what they're doing. They're waiting. They're waiting for
next week.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They are waiting for next we next week is.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
All about celebrating good times.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Come on once again. Here is an episode of the podcast
from about twenty twenty two. A lot of people love
this episode. It's an episode we did with friend of
the show Josh Thompson. Ah like beIN Chat was also
when they started talking about the body corpse of apartment
buildings and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh my god, when you said body corpse, I literally
thought you meant a dead person. But you're not body corpse,
body corpse.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
No body corporations.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Eyes to the front, looking at bowbelly out there by
to the front, look at me.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Come on, Oh all right, that's a place to leave it.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
There's there's two threesomes.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Just walk We'll be back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
If radio heardey, he coming up to six o'clock.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He's the Pullies.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Let's get bizet.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We've got a special guest on the mat Jury podcast today.
His name is Josh Thompson.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Hi, everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
He was supposed to be on the radio show to
promote Taskmaster season three, which is on what it's Wednesday
today at eight thirty tonight on tvn Z two. Watch it?
But is it actually on eight thirty? Whenever I tune
in to Taskmaster, it's never quite on and start seven
or something. What is it? The only show in the
history of the world that doesn't start at fucking eight thirty.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
It's a real problem from the TVNZ programmers because it
misses the common junction. I mean everybody knows them too.
You've got to hit the common junctions on the half
hour or the hour, and so when do they come in, Well,
eight forty five, that's that's not a common junction. Yeah,
I don't know why they want the numbers. Not good
for the numbers, I it has been pretty good.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I've got a mild bit of beef with it as well,
because in the when you when you see the image
of it on your phone Taskmaster end Z, the n
Z falls squarely over my face in the group shot
and you can't see really and.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's it's to me, I think on the show. Yeah,
I mean I think it's they're targeting.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Do you think it's on.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I think it's on purpose fully shown faces coming out
pretty strong.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I see my face is really right in the middle
of Yeah. Sure is put some good lighting on it.
Really well.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Let can we see it pretty much pretty much?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey, look at this. I just looked it up online
to find what time it's on tonight, and it's like
eight thirty four or something. It says these are the
words t even have picked for the first things that
come up when you look at it on TV and
Z plus crack up, quirky, and key as.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I wrote those works, and that's how I described as
a cracker.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Quirky and it's not as. I mean, it's a British format.
I mean, it can't be Kiwi, it can't be. It's
not like Top Town or something which was key as
there we go from timms Timoru. That's speaking of top down.
Timrou is very well in top Town. There was a.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Dairy called the Timorrow Top Town Dairy because he won
it so many times. Yeah, and it was still relevant
for about six years because they can't and then they
really by the end of the sixth year they were like,
you've really got to pull it through, guys.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
So what why why was that? Why was tim so
hugely into top Down? Was it part of the rivalry
rivalry with Warm Yeah, I mean there's a lot.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Of beef with I don't know if you've been down there,
but they've got you know, they've got the Limestone, they've
got the White Horse, they've got the white Stone.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Cheese, they've got the steam Pinks.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Penguins.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yes, and I've heard there's a bit of inter rivalry
between the traditional steampunkers and the sort of more sci
fi steampankers. So you'll have a Penny Farling against it
against it's guy.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
With a big phaser walking fat Sally's, which is a
great restaurant. You have been to restaurant.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I know I don't eat it, okayy, but hang on
a minute.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You've got Caroline Bay beautiful, the bird Avery Avery.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
They've taken the over out.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
If they're taken the over his shut down.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah, they have you take it down. They might have
been repairing it. I don't know what the is going
on there.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
What do you say? Do you repair?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
What do you do with the birds when you're repairing
in Avery? They can fly away?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Yeah, they can put in a tiny box.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
They haven't had birds in there for a long long time.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It's just empty.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
They're still running Miss Caroline Bay.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
They were for Miss Carolina. They were for a bit.
I don't know. I don't know. It's it's it's a
as an older guy, you don't I don't know. I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
He was another question for you. Please, do you remember
before KFC opened, there was Timaru had the best fried
chicken place in the entire world, and then KFC opened
up right beside it.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Oh my god, I know what the theme song is,
How I am You'll be there at the end of that.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Oh my god, it wasn't. It wasn't country.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yeah, you will be there, Oh my god, California.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Fried Checken was sitting right there, and then KFC came
in and set up.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Just that's right, checking and it was like being in Paris,
you could choose between Kentucky or California. Yeah, they were
going here to hear it's a culinary what a calinary choice?
Only found a beautiful.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, so miss Caroline.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
But we don't know whether that's still going or California.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Checking is gone.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
So there was a lot of rivalry between Timo and Amado.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, I think I think being the only two Mattos
that are so close to you, I think yeah, And
I think it was just it was more because we're
so down the bottom of the pecking order that you
don't want to be, Like, to have someone to look
down on was such a privilege.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because the other thing, if you're looking north,
you're going to be looking up at christ Church.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Yeah, there's no I mean as in friends of it.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, it's not that.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
People kind of looked a little bit down on Dunedin
because they were kind of like, well, christ Church, we
were so close and then we've ended up down here,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, I mean, I mean doesn't really count. Everyone's just
was a little bit too sort of cool and learned,
you know, with the university and your scarfs and your
rampant six young people. I mean enough for us.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
There was none of that, and also had Dean Heath
as well.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You've got the squire Ship there.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I mean it's technically that's that's more of your pleasant point,
but I mean that's falls within the district, so yes,
that is one of ours. Also far Lap came from there,
and I'm pretty sure Charles up Up came from what.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Was any North Canterbury Wow can Well that's the other thing.
You've got the you've got the Canterbury Otago divide going
on there North North Otago.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Yes, yeah, And so there's there's just big rumbles the
whole time.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, yeah, just a.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Big, big Marto rumbles down there.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Have you left behind or is it still very much
all of you?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Well, my I've got family down there, So I go
down there and it's you know, it's it's it's good,
it's good. Coming up. There's still an internet cafe there,
Danny's Internet cafe, and is aware of you know, just
normal digital stuff on phones. And he's still gone, so
I don't know how it works.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Road Night's still operating down there, haven't You haven't checked?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I know where they used to be. There's a big
corrugated iron fence and security cameras. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's still getting that easterly. That's just coming
in off the sea. There comes in down by the
down by the coast.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
That's sharp, little cuts right through to my friend, although
better than the NORWESTA am I right? God Orda nuts
in the go there Poland coming off the Canary planes
easterly coming, I tell you, And this is honest. When
I get off the plane, I get off the plane
and Timbo if I'm feeling Rachel, crush it and then
drive down and so getting out of a car and
(11:37):
I get out and I feel that freezing air burned
through my body into my bar and that's when I
know that I'm home. I'd rather have that cold feeling, yeah,
because you know when you go back there and you go,
oh that's right. I've been living in Auckland. That's what
it's like to be. I feel alive because because your
body is struggling to survive.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, I know that feeling when I arrive into Edin
as well, and you go, oh yeah, that's right, that's right,
cuts right right through your bone.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
So how did that reckon that went for the first
or because you're part Tongan yep, correct?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
So did your did your family go down to Timadow?
Is that the way that that worked, the Tonguan heritage.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
So father, who's not Tongant, went to as an engineer
and went to Tonga on a volunteer Services abroad thing
and helped build the wharf and the roads and some
airports and picked up a young tongue and lass and
brought her back to tim heavily multicultural. She raised three boys,
(12:45):
my me and my tolder brothers, and so, yeah, but
we would have random tongue and s popping up, so
they we would ferry them down to Dunedin for the
rugby teams, and we became part of the Tonguan Railways,
which we sort of called it. And random tongue like
I remember a guy called two just turned up and
just lived with us for three years and then disappeared
(13:06):
because we were on a farm. So and they would
always turn up with so much jackets like jackets on
jackets and just be complaining about the cold. I understand now.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Cold, but I mean your mum man when she moved
from talking to that.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Yeah, it was a pretty I mean, yeah, I think
I think it would have been quite an experience.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Man, it would have been such an experience.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, you're still running that roundabout that's just off the
main road. It's confusing round about. It's his team on
a big sign. You're still running that.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The roundabout?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
It's round Why is it confusing?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Why is that roundabout?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
One on the main street, the main street? And then
suddenly up here you got this fucking roundabout for no
good reason.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Ah yeah, the bypass. They put a bypass on so
the trucks don't have to drive through the I tell
you what. It's driven away the main traffic. No, it's
no one stopping it. Danny's Internet cafe as much as
Easter Yeah yeah, yeah, the hell of a thing biper.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah yeah yeah. They still got that Nazi treaty here
they do.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah yeah, headers like yeah, I've been to fan.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I'm a huge fan of go on and yeahs yeah,
I thought that was was that Tim Boys High Boys, Yeah,
so it was. Lovelock was a former pupil and when
he he was given a sapling by Hitler after winning
this gold middle and thirty six, and Burl decided that
he'd bring it back.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they seen. So Heitler, scent said,
was so impressed with his blonde locks and his speed,
and he's seen a whole bunch of Hitler saplings out
around the world, and they brought one and he loved
lock was like, look I got treat from Hitler. And
so they planted it as a school. He didn't want
to his house. Yeah, but so now the Hitler oak
as at Timor Boys High emblem as the oak. Yeah,
(14:58):
don't promote the Hitler heard as much as I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Surprised that made it through World War two without being
cut down.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Well that's quite famous. Yeah, So I mean there's there's
you've got to weigh it up, you know, like a years,
but also you know, quite well known. So like it's
ever been any calls to fell Hitler's oak because to
me that that I know that there've been calls to
get rid of Huber's hut up in Mount Haut and
he was I believe he was an assist soldier at
(15:25):
some stage, that guy Huber who ended up making Mount
Hut or being a big part behind the Mount Hart
ski field. Really and I understand there's there's calls for
the hut to be changed. In fact, I think they
have changed the name of Huber's Hut to something else
hut now because of his involvement in Nazi Germany. I'm
surprised that they haven't felled the tree or these calls
(15:47):
haven't been made to.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Maybe they're focusing on the Lovelock side of it.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yeah, well it came from Hitler though.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yeah, I mean it's it's a very interesting part. It's
not I don't know, it's not pro Nazi. Actually, yeah,
I do think do you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Ever feel more white supremacists when you walk past it?
And yeah, never you get near the boys High School?
Do you ever think those Jews?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I don't know, did you evil coming off the tree?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
And now there was a big white supremacist and probably
there was some thing like Troop I guess whatever they
called group.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Band of the Skin here was operating the South Island.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
But I would have thought it's pretty common well relative
commanders that because there, I would.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Have thought they would have something around to it or
or like done something, you know what I mean, Like
they never really get their facts straight or do any
kind of homework, do they.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Here's I've got some tips of skin heads. So like
there's a tree and intimity boy cycled from Haler's Headler's
picked that tree so you could go there and worship
and do whatever you know stuff around it you want to,
but you're just down at.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Dean Heats are slamming them, marking around going to.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
The California Chicken. Yeah, well they used to what a drest?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
How do you know they don't go there after nightfall
and maybe worship the tree.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
That I mean, they're pretty messy. There'd be some there'd
be some marks.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Don't know the tree. I bet they didn't even know
the trees there.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
They enlightened.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
They never do their receipt there's a I don't know
their homework.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
They just read Mine Camp, copy of Mine Camp.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
They shave the hair they want. They never read mind come,
that's a very boring book. No one's read that. No
one's ever read that, right. It just seems like why
are you nodding like that? You said you've read it well,
like as people you know, like you know when Chamberlain
went to meet Hitler, and he met Hitler and he said,
that's a good guy. He's not going to invade and
all that kind of stuff, and anyone's like, read mine,
(17:48):
come he sees exactly what he's going to do it,
so Chamberlain, and it was such a ship book that
Chamberlain didn't even read Hitler's book, which said exactly what
he was going to do. Instead he just went and
hits He seemed like a good.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Guy, all right, you know, love trees, You love trees,
love trees.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, and dogs and vegetarian apparently in speed speed
a huge pervetent pervotent yeah, so yeah, big on the
myth old and the whole of the German army.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
It doesn't help with a lot of decisions. And by
the end of it, you could see and there's that
footage of him, the last of a footage of him,
where he's talking to the Hitler youth, the last guys
that were trying to save Berlin, and he's got the
hand behind the back, yeah, trying to and it's just
shaking away.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
They thought that this miracle drug, but it was actually
just myth and so they gave it to the soldiers
and everyone goes, you know, that amazing military tactic of
blitzing that wasn't actually a tactic soll after it happened.
What happened is the pan Panza Division had taken a
lot of myth and they just went really fast. I
didn't sleep, they didn't sleep, so they just got and
(19:00):
so they arrived at the same time as the Air
force and everyone. And afterwards it all happened at once,
and it was like, holy shit, these guys are just
marching and going and going, and they were on on
the myth. And afterwards, because at the time the Allied
forces didn't know that they were, that the German forces
were on myth. So afterwards that got named as their strategy.
It was never their strategy that they just took too
much myth. The tanks took too much myth, and they
(19:21):
just kept going and going and they arrived early.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
But but the myth ran out, yeah, and they went
through to Russia on the Eastern Front at a really
terrible time. So not only was it winter, but the
method run out and these people were massively myth addicted.
All the soldiers were because they didn't have cocaine and
they didn't have an opiates were considered a negative thing.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
But that that sort of that sort of shut down
the cocaine because cocaine had become very big before. And
this is great book called Blitzed, and it tells the
whole story. And the sad thing about when you read
this book blitz which is it was written, it's written
by this this great historical write. I'm reading a second
book at the moment called The New Beemiums. But anyway,
the thing when you read it is you realize, because
we've always been brought up thinking the Allied forces were
(20:07):
fucking amazing and we just beat them because we were
amazing and against the Eyds all that kind of stuff.
But when you read this book, you realize they were
just fucked on myth, the German forces, and all their
decisions were terrible myth her decisions, and actually they just
sheht the beard, like you know, like if you go
into business with them, someone that's on meth and fetamine. Right,
really good. For the first two weeks, they're turning up
(20:29):
on time, they're really focused to detail, and that third
week little things start going missing around the workplace. Fourth
week they're not there, and the teeth fall out. And
that's really what happened. So they were winning early on
and then the teeth fell out.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
It's a tough balance.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
On the myth much these days.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
I haven't haven't been on the myth much these days.
Was it still popular?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I think it Rually it's probably fucking people up in timor.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Raally is it is that where the peace stands for popular?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, peace for popular.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
I think it's big in tis.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Is it's it's began and small depressing. I mean, it's
suppressing to be a myth head anywhere, but I think
like in something like Lunsdon were particularly depressing place to
be on.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Those cows I'm going to make themselves.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Yeah, it's to be quite popular around the k Road region,
also downtown around Key streets, popular down through the actually
Queen Street.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, well we were thinking about that just today on
the show. Like when those cruise ships arrive, and then
all those cruise ships arriving in the next few weeks,
they're going to go head to hear. They're going to
be American boomers going head to hear with some fucking
myth that people at the bottom of Auckland. It's gonna
be It's going to be interesting. Yeah, welcome to music.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
What the focus looking at all those tourist videos of
you know, beautiful wist like pas and like thinking, we're
all wearing skirts and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
It's kind and it's like a lot of roadworks. There
is like a Gucci store though, so if they can
get past the roadworks and myth heads, they can go
and rinse some money into a Gucci store.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
We went for a family walk during lockdown along K
Road and down Queen Street, and in that time I
saw more myth being smoked openly on the streets and
full deals going down as well. That was a great time.
What time of day with myths right in the middle,
like eleven o'clock in the morning Saturday, jeepess and the
(22:33):
only people that were on the streets were either people
walking with families or myth heads and that and that
was it was a golden time for people on the
myth as us look back on that and say, those
are good times.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Where's Where's? Would you recommend any other myth walks?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The best?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
In my opinion, the myth walk goes along Ponsby Road
DOWNK Road. You can stick to the myth lanes of
created mith lanes, those bike lanes, and then you can
walk down through there across and then I'd go either
straight across Grafton Bridge, yep, and down around that way,
or you can go down Queen Street. Queen Street, Now
there's fantastic myth walk your sister. Amazing things down there,
(23:10):
fights and people yelling abuse at each other.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's still someone on the myth that like five twenty
am outside divans, didn't you, oh yesterday morning?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, yesterday morning. I think I imagine that she was a
glass barbecue enthusiast, but I'm not one hundred percent sure.
But she did have a Yuei boom strapped to her side,
and she was dancing and filming herself and or me,
I'm not sure. At the same time, listening to eminem
with a laptop computer as well, dressed in pink and drift.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And pink, it might not be a myth.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
What's the telltale size of a myth?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Flashback myself, you start taking cloth, I think you run
quite hot on the myth, don't you. Okay, that's what
you'll often see someone in a sort of early two
thousands commodore with no caps and all four windows, drowned
or in a shirt off driving around at a weird
time of night. That's that's a real key indicator that
that person's on myth.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Yeah, because sometimes I run to someone and I'm not
sure if they've got some issues or are they just
on the myth.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Or yeah, whether there's a really intense aggressive, terrifying human being.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I'm looking for it, but of intense aggressive if you want,
if you do have maybe if you have a propensity
towards mental health issues, if you then do want to
really bring those out as much as you possibly can.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Good, I need to get it on the myth for
maybe two or three years. Don't sleep, and then you
find that those issues will really come to the fore.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Do you reckon? It's the lack of sleep that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I think a lot of the psychosis, is that right?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I mean i'd get pretty cranky. Yeah, ye, don't have
a sleep in it.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I fell asleep on the couch last night and the
water went off at our house for some reason, and
I woke up at about eleven and my son was
standing in front of me, going, Dad, Dad, the water's
not working. And it taught me ages to work out
with the fun He was talking about the war and
what the water's not like, how does water not work?
Because I couldn't work out that he meant the taps
went working. It was what he needed to say, not
(25:07):
the water's not working. Like I was like, what, the
water's not cleaning your face properly? Like what's going on?
It's like now the water And I was like, yeah,
So I think due to my my tiredness, I was
very confused as to what's going on. So I think
if you're on the myth and you're in that zone
all the time, if someone comes up to you and
goes the water's not working four days into a myth bendor,
you're not going to have it a fucking deal with
that situation.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Did you go down and let let it off the
thing and twist them? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I don't know why I did that because it's like
why why would someone have turned that off?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It was you can play on anybody. You just walk
down the road and just turn people's water off at
the at the street, right. It's a good gag.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's really annoying when it comes back on and everything
goes go.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Go.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It's like why does it need to do that? Yeah? Yeah,
But anyway, like I went down and I was like,
exactly as you said, I say, Ah, I was like,
who would have turned it off no one, and of
course it was a there was like all kinds of
sleepy looking dad's out on the street.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Well, someone I had done at as a gag that
turned off the water.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
And even the water on my street had been something
terrible to happen.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
They foxed our water. They replaced some sort of lyne
or something. I couldn't really understand what the gods saying.
And then he came and came and talked to us
about eight hours later and said, you know, are you
guys using.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Water a lot?
Speaker 6 (26:23):
And I was like, I don't know what you mean. Well,
we've just had a call. It looks like you're using
it a lot, like we're using it a fairly average amount.
And turns out the water meter was just spinning around
at high speed, and then he realized he actually connected
it to some random pipe and so somewhere and we're
(26:44):
stalking some massive jet of water what had been spraying
for about eight hours and we still don't know where
it went. Right, Yeah, wow, that's actually our water.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
We had a similar thing. Actually, well we had we
were using the amount of water for a family of twenty.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Six for a year, and you're paying that bill.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah, And I thought, God, these water bills are because
they came out as an automatic payment. And I was like,
there's a we'll tell you what water is bloody expensive nowadays.
And then I looked at the water bill online because
I've never looked at it. Yeah, and you know how
it has the numbers of people, and we were like,
we were off the scale of twenty six. It didn't
have any more than twenty six on the scale and
we were off that scale. And I thought, and you.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Were like bloody kids. Second, bloody kids and their long
showery showers.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Yeah, I thought, hold on.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I think this has happened a lot because in my
apartment building, the body Corp said, hey, we've just discovered
that we've been paying they rewired things wrong, and we've
been paying this apartment building and the apartment building just
downs water bills. Yeah. And so then the council owned
owed the body Corp thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars.
(27:54):
And I guess that those people in the apartment building
one down had to pay their water bill for the
last ten years. It because you know, like if you've
got there's lots and lots and lots of people living somebody.
It's easy to make that rounding era or whatever. So
like their body cops, I watch we spend all this
fucking money when we're getting them through paying the wrong
powerball prages. And then I think there was a problem
because the people that everyone had been paying their water
(28:14):
bill complicated. But you know, it might be might be
might not be an owner, they might be a renter
and they've been paying this insane power ball that water
bill for the longest time.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Tell me you're blocked off the driveway and had a
huge party with the DJ and bar situation.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
And no, I think they're putting it into the ten
year plan to replace the roofs every ten year. You know,
something boring the you know, the body corps. They never
want to do anything fun for you know, why don't
we all get KFC or something, you know, quarterback each
meet out in the car park.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Be fun.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
They're like, no, we'll re rivet the roof in twenty
twenty nine they.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Get some strippers in or something.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Let it go down. Well, yeah, they go, well, I'm
not on the body Corp. You know, I'm not on
part of the I'm not on the board. I haven't
voted and it.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Does sound like someone something that someone who was on
the Body Corp would say that there was trying not
to realize telling everybody that they've suddenly come into a
lot of money and now desperately trying to back out
of the story very quickly. I mean, it's all very complicated,
like we shouldn't have a party. Really, it was better
to put it in the roots, to be honest, that's
what we should do.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
In the ntenuous. Now where the fucking water money go?
You want to be on that heat's got a new
pair of fucking shoes.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah, then you've promoted task master enough, like I reckon
I meant to be doing? Yeah it do you reckon?
You promoted it at all here?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
I didn't know what was what we meant to be doing.
Uh no, but it's the.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Seven Days Tour. I think, did you know that you're
on a podcast?
Speaker 6 (29:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Not really.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
I just thought it was talking about body Corp stuff,
which the heav into. There's one thing I like, it's
a it's a water body Corp.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
And Nazis don't you do a sitcom called body Corp?
When when doesn't doesn't like Body Corp? And it's like
that like the body Corp. That seems like there should
be a sitcom sitting apartment building the body corp all
get together and make decisions. Well, it's great.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
You have a very diverse body corp. Yeah, you have
all sorts of different yeah, different ages, races, and.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You'd have lgbt Q plus kind of person in there.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
And the conflict that you could have between the different
people and what's going.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
On is an episode for you. The water has been,
you haven't been. You've been paying the water bill for
two apartment complexes.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
The wrong bloody belding mate.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, yeah, that sounds say comedy or is it more drama?
Is it like bodycore like Melrose Wings sort of?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, well it's placed but with your admin like sort
of you mean Sorkin type dialogue, Just fucking really intense
dial like walking down the corridors. Body corps always walking
down the corridors, having the meetings. What what what?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
What is a body corp as a voted group of
Is it like the PTA?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Well, so you know, when you live in an apartment building,
everyone has to pay money to the body Corp, to
the body Court and the body Corp. Besides, what it
does is keep around the building. You know other people
that lived there, the people that live there.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
They voted, voted yeah, because I lived in an apartment.
I don't know you could I could have been.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Carrying for I've never really, I'd never go in an
apartment ever before, except that after the divorce, I did it.
Did the what do you call it? Very Yeah. I
guess it's a cliche thing for the dude to not
have to move out of the major house and then
have to move into an apartment. It seems to tap
into it step to everyone. Actually, but anyway, you'll be
doing it soon. But anyway, so I didn't know, and
(31:47):
so I tuned up on like, like, I saw this thing.
This thing came through and it was the Body Corp meeting.
So I turned up on that and it was a
zoom because it was in pandemic times. And so I
turned up on the body Corp meeting. And then I
turned to my name. I've become friends with the guy
directly beside me. He's a really good dude. But then
he goes, oh, you don't want to go to the
body Corp meeting And you didn't have to, but it
seem to suggest everyone had to. But then I sensed
I sensed people thought there was that I was making
(32:09):
a play to be on the Body Corp. It was
a bit it was a bit negative that the vibes
towards me when I appeared on the zoom chat. Oh yeah,
and they said, well at the end, one guy goes, well,
there's there anything you want to change Matt from you know,
nineteen Johnny Radio. Yeah, but oh, I know, I've never
been part of Body Corp.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I was just.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't want anything to do with it.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
About drama right there, that's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
There's a new rubbit nick at this sitting in the
zoom chat.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, this is fucking Who could use the body
Corp though? To meet missus the next potential on Missus
X Missus Heath.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh, that's another episode trying to get laid at the
Body Corp.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
So so a divorced dad comes into body Court, meaning
as a rabbinic, becomes part of the body Corp.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Yeahs having an affair. That's the first time for married
people in the Body Corp. One of the females is
already in there, and then and.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Then all of a sudden there's a special I don't
know area being built beside his area for keeping the
wheelibins and all something some kind of special special. There's
a new compos been being wheeled out. Who's paying for that?
It's on the Body Corp. And he's trying to butter
up someone else by giving them all the hot young
(33:25):
lady that moves in a wheelie bin?
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Do you have to declear conflicts of interest on the
Body Corp if you are sleeping the Body Corp.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
This is interesting because I was actually talking to someone
about Body Corps and they said they moved into a
place and then they decided to get They would go,
I want to be part of this Body Corp. And
they got in there and they found that all the
money was being channeled into the other members of the
Body Corpse different businesses, like one of them owned to
Ayr broofing business and the roofs were being done every
(33:53):
it's writing itself Body Corp. It's an erotic thriller Body Corp. Yes, yes,
like the body Yeah, that's brilliant, That's fucking brilliant. So
the picture is.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
You're getting excited because you think you're playing the part
of the dad now and it's like tha yeah with sixteens, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
And so I can see the picture. So it's a
like a body like this is someone really hotly to
one of the females, I'd like to be part of
your body corp. And that's the episode you got fired.
Body Corpse. One episode should be body corpse where they
find a body. End corpse are kind of the same
thing the.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Body well ones did.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah, so body corpse, Body corpse.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, Body corps is one episode and there's a dead
body found near the willis.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
New Zealand's six Body Corp. Like you go around the
around the body corpse around New Zealand and you find
like the hottest body corp in terms of across the board.
So you've got you know, particularly hot you know females,
You got some hot males. I mean there would be
some pretty hot body corps.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Who do you think attracted to joining body Corps? I
don't know if that generally hot people are a kind
of people that attracted to signing up to do the
body corp and just go through the bills and make
plans for what we're gonna what they're gonna do with
the lifts. In twenty five years, I think how people
have people to do that for them, right, yeah, like
they attract body how people attract body corps to themselves,
(35:20):
to their own body Yeah right, yeah, how people have
their own body corps. So maybe that is the if
it's going to be a rotic thriller and it looks
like it is, maybe that's the twist that it's just
like you move into an apartment building and you turn
up at the first body corp, meaning you go, whi shit,
everyone on this body corp is rockingly o holy shit,
what's going on? And that's how this sort of and
(35:41):
maybe it turns out their robots or something.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
I step for wives sort of get out situation.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, why is the body corp so fucking hot?
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
What about if you ended up in a relationship, so
you're part of a couple and your partner is involved
heavily in the body corph and it's a little bit
too involved in the body corp. You know, you think
she's spending it seems to be spending a lot of
time on these a at these body court meetings. Yeah
(36:08):
perfect front ye for a year, isn't it? Because you
say look and then you find out you're in body
and she's like, look, I've got another bloody body corp.
It's like and then you.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Find out it's a swinger's class. And then one day
you look at something going, there's no body corporate. Everyone
runs independently. Where she's been going, she's been meeting those guy,
he's been meeting guy from forty two, guy from twenty one,
and it's.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
About fucking so you never want to be involved in it.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Yeah, and then you open the room you've never been
into it, which you think is like the Rubbis room something,
but it's actually like an eyes wide shut situation. Yeah,
just heaps of attractive body for people with masks.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
On habit and welcomed the Body Unit nineteen.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
I think it'd right itself. I think it's it's your Why.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
The fuck isn't New Zealand and near funding shit like this?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
I don't know, I know it's it's it's.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Like you know people, you know people that go from
New Zealand and they're always walking around going what the
fuck is in New Zealand and you're funding ship like
I want to do.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Specifically help me pay for my house.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
People just love body corps. I love talking about body corps.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Okay, I mentioned people listening to this podcast got a
real wide old for Body Corps.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Now, thank god there's finally have Body Corps session of
this pocket.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Why is it? Why is it?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Why the fuck isn't there a podcast specifically divided to.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Body, body cook pot Yeah, yeah, a particle. Whenever I
see a new podcast coming out and it's specifically on something,
I'm like, the fuck is going to know? Because people
want to listen to podcasts that are like on fucking nothing.
The last thing is people want to tune into a
(37:50):
podcast on something you know.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Well is great. And then like episode I love episode
forty five where they just talk about the best place
for bits because in a human situation and you don't
want to be living above it, And then you've got
Bloody nineteen twenty seven complaining about the steak.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, yeah, well exactly. And the other thing is like,
what about when you've got one member of one person
having the apartment complex it just thinks it's okay to
put out an old broken fan over by the wind.
Can't get me started, Like what are people going to
do with that?
Speaker 6 (38:17):
And what what are our thoughts on people hang out
laundry on their balconies. What's happening there.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
You can't do that at my place?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Can't you do that?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Because it makes it looking cool its place in Italy
or somewhere.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
But I should have those things that go across.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, ship, I'm going to join the body carp I'm
going to get flying foxes. Yeah, like washing lines that
go between the fucking How do you stop your neighbors
stealing all your fucking washing? I guess you know who
does it.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
You've got to be You've just got to pull that
cracker for the other person. You know, there is a
you're taking my good pigs. There's a body.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
There's a body caught podcast?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Well, it's The Dummies Guide to Strata Properties and Body Corporates.
Oh new podcast, The arm Chair Guide to Property Investors.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Does it get into sort of eyes wide shut type
sixual setups?
Speaker 5 (39:06):
What do you call?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Hey? I was living in an apartment building in Chiswick
in England at one point and I bought this new
T shirt and I was hanging it out on the
balcony and it dropped down into the neighbor's balcony and
I saw him him his hand. He thought that no
one was up there, and I saw his hand, come
and pick it up and go inside. And I was like, oh, oh,
(39:29):
he's obviously grabbed it to try and bring it up.
And I went and knocked on the door and opened
the door. I said, hey, I dropped a T shirt down.
He goes, I didn't see anything, oh Na, and he
fucking I don't seen him. I didn't see anything, mate,
I was on the T shirt. It was actually a
belly idle T shirt.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Was kind of.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
All right, should we call it? It seems like thirty
six minutes of shit?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Were we meant to be talking about? Taskmaster?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, we've done it. Now you've said task Master. It's
on Tonight's we live on it.
Speaker 6 (39:59):
I don't even know what's having. I want to drill
down to some of those natists.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, we'll come back front of the any.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
More Nazi stuff on task mustn't know there was a
little bit of the.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Nazi stuff on. I don't want to say he's a Nazi,
but he loves Nazi stuff, very pro Nazi.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Is he like Hugo Boss kind of?
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Yeah, he's got beautiful As the second person to dress
and Hitler's use outfit actually because did also dressed as
a member of the Hitler's.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Fucking Guy Montgomery go full Nazi.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
And in the season I was on, well he killed,
he went back and killed, and you know what, I
had a and I thought what I what I said
about that was fear. But I remember at the time
getting booed, and I thought, you know what this is,
this is a rational getting getting on your own on
on Taskmaster, because I said, because Guy said it was
(40:56):
be a hero, it was what it was. And Guy
went back and and went and built a time machine
and then went back and murder and killed Hitler when
he was before he was Hitler, well he was Hitler,
but before he was the Chancellor of Germany. And he said,
I saved the world from blah blah blah. And I said,
(41:17):
well maybe, but at the same time, we do not know.
You've changed history dramatically. There's no doubt about that for
a lot of people. But you've changed history so dramatically
in that situation that the whole of the modern post
war world has been divided up based on that.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Your ament was you love your daughter Hugo, and your
your daughter mister, and you your son Hugo, and you're
killing Hitler. Has made those two people not exist changing history.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
That's totally right.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
So you've kind of taken my children away from me,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
I thought that was a reasonable argument, but that it
was maybe better. Not that he's actually done a terrible
thing by killing Hitler, but.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
Would you rather he didn't do such a dramatic thing,
like maybe go back and just swap out Headler's Andy's
for slightly smaller size or something like what.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I don't know, but what did I do? What did
I do for that challenge? I remember? I don't remember, remember,
I don't remember anything. Yeah, anyway, taskmaster on at some
point on the TV and watch.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
It because would be so many memorable Are we happy
with that?
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Like I put that out all the way just to delete.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
That lead that ship. Fucking delete it for sure, all right?
Coming in Josh need to You were good, Josh, but
you were great?
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Are we talking about body cop?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
So yeah, I don't know happen.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Just chop out the body corporate but it's all going.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
The body corp and stuff. Just can you cut that
down and send it in on on?
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Have body corps?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Just a body cop? Because ford it to who was
the head of hiss in on the ask? I don't
eight five mel or something for something like that, one
of those drama five planning them funds.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
I'd like to go for if it was always point seven,
so like four point seven.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
If you open up the lines and said, anyone who's
got some Body Corp horror stories?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah calling, Yeah, you'd be You can't call onto a podcast.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
We try now, it was a cool Now if you've
got some.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
This goes out about eleven o'clock eleven in about two hours.
This goes out, So you call us now and leaving. Oh,
but like you can press the if you're on my
Heart radio, can press the mic on the app and
we'll send through an audio message to us.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
And we do Body Corp Wednesdays. She begs for Body
Court Winnsday next week.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Josh, mate, I love Body Corp.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Wins that funny Potty Corp.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
I'm never laying for Potty Corp.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Wins Potty Corp Wednesday, all right, spun it off into
the Body Cop TV. All right, it's an erotic thriller.
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