October 1, 2025 • 70 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hdarky Breakfast load up on landscaping with Bunning Straightam next.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Time name, Oh oh, what happened there? Old man's labbit?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Do you want to know what actually happened there?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'd love to know what happened. What happened there is
that it used.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
To fade out because that was previously there was no
music behind, and it used to fade out after twelve seconds.
The fade out is still on there, and so it
still fades out at twelve seconds. But the audio I've
put in this morning is supposed to go for two
and a half, so then we can talk over it
and be like hey, Jerry him and how's it going,
Hey ruder, Hey Zion studio bing. There'll be all this
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piggoty the dudes playing in a little bit of.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Over this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good morning New Zealand, Welcome into the show.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's quiet the help. I thought it was me.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I was because I was fiddling with my headphone nob
and exactly sometimes I touched the headphone no and cut out, Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
What have I done that?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
No, No, it's not your fault, all my fault.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All I knew was it wasn't me. That is all
I knew.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I did wonder if I'd gone dead for a second,
you know, because all of the lights came on and
everything stopped, and I was like, hang on a second,
have I been deafened?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The old man's.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Nappy light didn't come on, which is interesting. No, but
it has been. There is a sign up here in
the studio and it has been Jesu, it's a record
seventy nine working days since the last old man's napping.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm going to do. I'm just going to fix that.
Make sure that you take that little fade out off
and done, and next time that will not happen. How
good is it?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh? Looking forward to that? So good? Looking forward to that?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Tell you what does take this thing out of the
start of the show. It does take this thing out
of the start of the show.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, they're caught a sting for a reason, but
not for that reason.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
We'll get it back. We'll get it back. It's an
audio medium, after all.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I know we're both very tired and may talk about
it coming up next. I was up all night studying
for the show. We've got Guy Williams later on after
eight o'clock. He's done a six part documentary on my hometown.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I had to catch up before we talk to him. Well,
you can do six parts on my muddy, It's impressive.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
It's fifteen Mate, Jerry and Mania the Hodkey Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'm just wondering that we can have another go at
the beginning of the show, just for a little bit.
Weird to start the show on the wrong foot like that.
Should we start again?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Were to take a mulligan? Yeah, this is this is
a radio mulligan and take two.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Jemma.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I think their names a week Days Radio Hood, Ucky
Manaya Guy, Vanya.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I actually think it was good before. To be honest,
are you like the first time? I think I prefer the.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Old Man's I think that guy, I'm not sure what
his name is. I think he's done a great job there,
and I think we need to pay tribute to him.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh, there's no doubt. Yeah, he did a great he
did a great job. He's trying, he's trying. There is
an issue with now that we're adding the music and
underneath the underneath them, it's sort of betraying their singing ability.
It definitely sounds better, but I think it's really pointing
out that they're not in the road.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Key are we sure it's sounding better? Like I think
some of them are some of them aren't.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I think that one there, with all due respect to
that unknown person, unnamed person.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He sounds like a room of people are singing along
with that song, and then you've isolated his vocals and
he didn't know that anyone was going to hear him
singing it.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I don't know if I think he's in six different
keys there.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, well, okay, so we've had him. We've got this
guy here.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
I heard there.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Was you know, I think this guy's okay. It doesn't
matter what key is singing.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It works because it's basically spoken words slam pole oracky.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
This is the best.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
But not.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Sulted that now. I feel that for some reason he
went for it. Well, he went deep with it himself
for that one.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And that's what's resonating with you, jiy, the DP you
go inside yourself, the deep, it resonates with your audience.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I wonder whether as well people can actually specify whether
they want the backing vocal.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean, some people probably don't want it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
If you'd like to request the backing vocal, Yeah, some
people want the.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
People.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Some people want your audio efforts on the back of them, Yeah,
but some people just want to go acapella.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The annoying part of what we've done here is, and
this is classic Gass, is we've started with you guys
sending this thing so that we don't have to make them,
and now we've ended up at a place where they're
sending in this thing and we're still having to make them.
So we've got the some of our engineered the worst
of both worlds.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Well, let's be clear. What's happened here is people have
sending their things and they've done the right thing. And
then what Root has done is with his musical ability
and and also his musical engineering skills, is that it's
just like when we sang the song and the bass
of the even we all got together, we got the
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vibe going. Everyone had the right intention, yes, and people
are coming with the right intention. And then Rude is like,
this is not good enough, but this is not quite right.
I think I can make this better.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm actually going to push back on you hid here
because last week you weren't here and acc here. G
Lane a number of times heard these dry with no
music behind them. He is like the way they're just
hanging out there like an old man's nabby, And that
may have encouraged me and given and given me free
license you go and do it. The other problem now
is that because I've gone back and redone them all,
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I've unfortunately recorded over.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
All the.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Wedding video, taped over the wedding video with the multi
or blocks fist the lions.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh no, I'm like that kid that's done too much
on your artwork, like it looked quite good at one point.
I'll just add the better read. Oh no.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
But that's always the question where do you stop on them?
Where do you stop? Do you start giving their vocals
to start pitching their vocals.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Around Kelly add a three part harmony.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Re recording their vocals like you re recorded that that
song that we sing in the basse of Eden Park
that time.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What's happening here, Ruder is Jerry's upset that that he's
been cut out of that, I think, and it's he
was fine with it at the time, or at least
they could masket it up, but now he's really letting
it out.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Now there's enough time under the bridge.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
He feels hurt that he was he was edited out
of that back Toten Park story.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I gave that song everything I had. It was. I
gave it everything. To be fair, it wasn't you. I
was you sure? It wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
It was a woman's voice. It was a woman's voice.
It was either Zuli or it was Ella. And that's
what prompted Rudor to to cut that out. It wasn't you,
Jerry A right do?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Ruder's looking at me like it was me? I think
it was me. I don't think it. Ruder knows exactly
who it was. Who was it.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I have no issue with the person that was singing
flat and that day, because it was all you know,
I've just been playing people that are singing horribly out
of tune, and that's fine with me because I want
people to give it a go.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Was that he was going too hard? Because Jerry was
really gowned pretty hard there.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I was too close to the mic and just seeing
a bit of your glory? Was that the problem?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Was it a stolen thunder?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
What? What?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
A stolen value?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You know what it was? That's the time for honesty.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I stuffed it up and so I needed to redo
it because I stuffed it up, and I wasn't happy
with how ID stuffed.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It up, so I read that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Did you you didn't stuff? I got some of the
lines wrong or something.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You flubbed a couple of I did.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't hurt my feelings. I went again by myself
six times.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
To be fear.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think it sounds great there. It doesn't sounds bitter
without Jerry anyway.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Jerry and Minn, The hold Ikey Breakfast, The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
Timar Rule, is.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It ice Cube?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
No man on this time?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
On this Day. In nineteen eighty six, Slice of Heaven
hits number one.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Written for the.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Movie foot Rot Flats of Dog's Tail, Dave Dobbins hit
single featuring reggae band Herbs top the charts for eight weeks.
In two thousand and one, APRO, the Australasian Performing Rights Association,
voted for New Zealand's top songs of all time The
Gonzot the greatest New Zealand song of all time. Slice
of Heaven was rated number seven.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Was it? Where did it get to? On the East
Gyman Media Control chot.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, it's these these has really fallen by the way side.
I reckon it wouldn't have registered.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I can't imagine this song really loomed large over my childhood.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Because I remember renting the vh s back in the
day and watching and I would I would go and
rent that just so that I could skip to the
credits at the end and watch this because they played
this song over the credits.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So good. Yeah, I remember when it came out. It
definitely loomed large. And I like the way you said
you pronounced the.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Band who was singing with Dave Dobbin herbs correctly as
opposed to what the herbs of the herbs. It's a
bit like Pexi's and that pexis pexis. It's pexis farmers,
what farmers, the shop, the shop my mother's farmers.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
When the farmers.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Growing up, she's like, we're going to go to the
farmers or we go to what? Yeah, we go to
the New World. And he used to drive me insane.
And I think she said it by accident once and
she saw me have an absolute meltdown over it, and
for the rest of her life she was like, I
will endeavor to say that in front of every single thing.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Just putting a definite article on the front of everything. Okay, interesting,
I thought I thought your mother was a woman of education.
She's doing it on purpose to infuriate metcha.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
In nineteen eighty eight, the Mark Todd wins his individual
eventing gold medal.
Speaker 10 (09:51):
And he's clear over that he can do what he
likes with these last two. It really doesn't matter. It's
Todd for two two y Mark Titan Narisma. The first
time since nineteen thirty two that one horse and rider
have won the Olympic gold medal for the three day
events in two successive Olympic Games.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
And it was a key where you who doesn't?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, he did it, a top charisma at the Soul Olympics.
This was Todd's second consecutive Olympic gold after also winning
in La in nineteen eighty four on the same horse.
He became only the second rider in history. As we
heard this, it's nineteen thirty two. Despite being considered too
small for top level of ventding, just fifteen point three
hands a small horse.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Who Mark Todd? No, No, he was too small? Charisma, Oh,
charisma was too small? Charisma? Too small? Yes? Not that
I saw on two that time.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Known for two things, Jerry agility and Tecker and you
can't coach.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And it also is downsta.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
His operation downstairs, the Todd Charisma partnership is still regarded
as one of the greatest and equestrian history. It's up
there with Gandalf and Shadow Facts.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
For me, would you say better than blithe Taite and
Ready Teddy? Probably better than blithe Tape?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
About Bounce, you know that? Who's four jeer for us
on Bounce? I mean, I think I believe he won
the world championship nineteen ninety two on bounce.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I thought that was a document after about a six
day bender, speaking a sixth day benders. Charisma died on
January seventh, two thousand and three, at his home farm
in Cambridge. I'm just out there on a tractor. He
was euthanized at age thirty after breaking his shoulder. Ah yeah,
how did he do that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Jump?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I'm trying to show jump to relive that great those
great days sold eighty eight and of course Los Angeles
eighty four.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He was just out in the paddock. He's just like
you guys, remember Soul Lady eight.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I was just coming up to that last year.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
How much of it was to do with Charisma? How
much of it was to do with Mark titter I
always wondered about that also. I remember Mark Todd after
he'd won that goal, he was having a ciggi out
the back and they sort of are filming him and
he's just having a sigi.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, those are the days.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
A couple of questions on that year. Does the horse
get a middle No? Does the horse get a sigi?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
No, But you didn't get a bell t commercial PC
gun Man, probably a lot of hay.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Nineteen ninety five, The Oldis released their second studio album,
What's the Story.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Cells three hundred and forty seven thousand.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Copies in the first week.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It became one of the best selling albums of all
time in the UK, over twenty two million copies worldwide.
Featured the hits Morning Glory, Don't Look Back and Angus Champagne,
Sup and Over and this One Can't.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Would you say the best album Ruder Oasis best album,
not the best album of all time, probably not even
in the top thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Would you say singing a little flat Ruder? Would you
go back and re record his vocals and change.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It up a little bit? It's perfect?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Okay, it's perfect and it's imperfection.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, it's imperfections that make things perfect, like old Man's
napping and the start of a radio share.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Born on this day.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
This thing, excuse me, this thing front Man of Police, Wow,
huge Solorea.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's not its seventy four best thing. It's not that.
It's not that song, this Sting, No, the thing.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Just thing seventy four today born Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner.
Can see why he went with Sting seventeen Grammy no
awards plus Golden globes, Emmy's oscars.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Why they call him the Sting because he wore a
jumper once that was bumblebee striped.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Is that her?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, that's the reason. That's it. Isn't a tetric sex,
isn't he?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, you're gonna still thrown down at seventy four.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He's pretty he's looking pretty good. He's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And that is the history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow Timuru
for Thursday, the second of October twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
What band is this? Jerry?
Speaker 12 (13:38):
This here is the Black Keys, Ruder, It's not Black
Keys now, it's the Black keysig, not the the Black Keys.
Speaker 13 (13:49):
Jerry and Mian Knight, the Hot Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
From the Office. Kat and Claire no different, Kat and
Claire different. K Okay, that's the cult. Well, that's settle
for them. Six thirty eight on the Heart Keep.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Jerry, you must have back in the day, did you
ever play You must have played sports games in your
flatting situations?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Joannel with rugby as you'll go together? Oh yeah, Jenelan
with Rugby was a big one. Going back further than that,
super Manaco Grand Prix. Oh yeah, what's that on the
Sega Yeah, that was on the Sega. Yeah, on the
Sega Master System. I think it was going back even
further than that. A Pong on Atari. Yeah, yeah, cheers
(14:28):
where it used to take at least five minutes to
think of a move.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
The screen just used to flash.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Did you have pac Man back in the day on
the Atario?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I had pac Man on the Atari Combat as Wellstroids
as well.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It was a big one on the Atari. We talked
about it before.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
But whatever Sega Mega System already ever had.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Alex the Kid is the default game. I think I
feel like that was that was a Mega Drive, wasn't it.
It was Master?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Don't forget Master.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And if you didn't have a game and it would
just play Alex the Kid, but if you didn't have
a memory card, then you would have to restart, and
you never got further than the first leve. I must
have played that first level of billion times.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
How about amstrat I feel like the ones with the tapes.
I never and used to load the tapes. It took
at least twenty minutes to load a tape, and then
you get the game after.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That, and you'd rather do a Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
At that point when I was flatting, it was a
little bit of fever, but mostly the NBA two K game.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh yes, yeah, that one was.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
We used to play drinking games there where if a
white guy dunked, it was yet to take a drink.
It was a white on white Elliott and it was
half a vessel.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And that one put me to bed on Friday night
one night. The EA Sports, the you know E Sports.
It's in the game. It's in the game.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, that's right. It's just sold for fifty five billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That is a ridiculous number.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
I know it is.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It will surprise you not at all to know that
it's the Saudi Public Investment Fund that have brought it.
It is the largest catalog of sports games the entertainment industry,
including Madden. I don't know if you ever played that,
but that's the NFL one. I've got a lot of
mates who played Madden. Seems like it seems like it
it's almost a better video game than it is a
sport to watch the NFL. So, yeah, they've bought it
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fifty five billion dollars. I mean, just this year an
NRL game came out and people were complaining about the
the fact that it wasn't quite up to scratch compared
to the old rugby games, which were EA and now
I wonder if now that they've got this fifty five
billion dollars and it seems to me that the Saudis
aren't too worried about turning a profit. They just want
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to buy stuff to sort of sports wash through it.
They have so much money they are essentially just looking
for places to put their billions and billions of oil
dollars that they have. They're looking for stuff to do.
And the knock on the rugby games has always been
there's not a big enough audience of people that play,
that watch rugby, that play rugby that they can that
a company can invest in making a decent video game,
(16:51):
like with basketball, like with soccer. Well, now that they've
got Bloody eas bought sorry, the Saudis have bought EA Sports.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Plus the Saudas have brought this new rugby three sixty
competition that's supposed to start.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Late next year.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I'm wondering if maybe we're gonna end up with a
new rugby game.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, far too overdue rugby O eight
rugby oh six, Yes, some of the best games I've
ever played.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
In my life, or whether eventually over time.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
This is part of the simulation theory, isn't it that
over time it will just be sports, will just be
a video game.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Why have in thirty or forty or fifty years time,
why actually have people playing if you own the competition, Yeah,
and you own the video component to the competition, and
you can create people who actually play it, and you
won't be able to tell the difference between what's real
and what's not real.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Well, people are already just watching people play video games
now anyway, playing whole tournaments, white kids, Textra or three
four three Shane warn cricket.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Did you ever play that? Yeah? Oh my god, that
was good.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah, I love Shane Warn cricket, Shaye Warn cricket, Rocky
Ponting cricket as well. Yeah, when the confidence meet a
filled up you can one and bowl either like a dozer.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Or a wrongin or a little buddy all go down there.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Back to that idea of people watching people play games,
I never thought in my life that I'd never see that,
Like people like my son choosing that he would there's
a live sporting event one and he would rather watch
someone else playing a game that he doesn't even play himself, No,
and it's already been played, then watch a live game
that's with real people actually playing.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah. Oh the Tony Hawk's pro Skater that was.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That wasn't today tomorrow to Mura yesterday.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It was, Oh my gosh, a great game.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
We just accidentally wandered and to just remember this game.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Unfortunately, we're way down the rabbit hole on nostalgic video games,
aren't we. After the news that EA Sports has been
bought by the Saudi or partly at least by the
Saudi Public Investment Fund, to the tune of fifty five
billion dollars, I was saying this is potentially good news
for a new rugby game someone sticks to on three
four eight three. They do make a rugby game every year.
The last time was Rugby twenty five and it sucked. Yeah, yeah,
(19:00):
this is the problem.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I feel like they got to Rugby eight, which was excellent.
I spent so much my time playing Rugby eight.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
When I probably should have been at school. But they
stopped there, and so every game ever since has basically
been a reskin with updated rosters.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
But it was just basically Rugby O eight. Okay, basical
play so much of that as a kid. Well, how
could they make it better than Rugby O eight? That's
the question.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Wow, this is the thing. I don't know, you know,
but I'm sure that with fifty five billion dollars you
could probably figure it out. It was so much fun
to play against each other. There were only a couple
of rules that we had doing force on ourselves. One
was there was a glitch where if you kicked the
ball and your winger was already out of bounds and
ran up the sideline and caught it, it would be
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your throw at the lineup, so you could piggyback your
way up the field. The other one was if you
took a shot at goal from a penalty, you'd actually
just pointed it way out of the sideline, kick it
to your winger and they'll score unopposed.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And then the third one was what we me and
my father referred to as wiggly running, which is when
you got the ball and and you just slam the
run the joystick back and forth.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Possible, it's impossible to tackle. Possible. Yeah. I like that
glitch though, where you kick out to the wagon then
someone scores. I've seen people do it recently in club games.
It's an actual flat it is, it's an exploit. I
was just having a look at it.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Took me back talking about old games and took me
back to game and watch games. I don't know, this
is definitely before your time and I but they were
filling it. They were game and watch like game and
watch like a like a like a watch that you
were on your wrist. So I think the watch was
actually watching rather than the article on your wrist.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But they were like little little mini games. You only
had one on them handheld. You didn't you didn't plug
it into your TV.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
No, it was a battery powered with your little disc batteries.
What are they called, the flat little.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Flatch the watch batteries, Yeah, whatever they are. Yeah, and
it used to rip through those quite quickly. And Octopus.
I've just gone through the list of all of the
game and watch games.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Nintendo put them out before they got to the game Boy,
and the game Boy was like basically game and watch
but with lots of games in it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, handheld and Octopus.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I spent so much time on Octopus, way too much time, Popeye,
all of these fire all of these games.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
People who are listening or remember game and watch.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, so this is like, that's a it's a step
up from your Tetris ones.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, two buttons, one on each, one on one for
each thumb and then what you just go left or
right or Yeah, that was that was basically left. It
was left or right. It was super super basic and.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You would play that for hours until the batteries died.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Hours and hours. A lot of texts coming in. Richard
Handley's board game.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Did you ever play that? I know, Richard Hendley's board game.
It was really boring. It was a little bit like
card cricket.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, we had we had card.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Cricket But how did card cricket work. You had to
your two packs and you'd pick.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
The bowler would pick a pack and then he'd hand
it down, and then the batsman a card, and so
the board would be like ball outside of stump. And
then the batsman would pick a card and it would
say four, and you'd write.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Four in the school book. It was basically scoring using cards.
It sucks. It was just running a school book. I
had nothing. Ruda would have been. It was numbers.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Loves numbers.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
You loved it. I did. Do you know what? I
had no skill involved in it at all.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That's going to make me sound really sad. But I
played a whole World Cup with nine teams Zimbabwe right
through to New Zealand. After that, Yeah, by myself in
my room, not long after the crow. My god, they
explained so much about you. I rememberize the board game.
I'm just looking at it now. Do you know if
you drew a five and an eight you would get
three runs? Did you know that?
Speaker 13 (22:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
That doesn't make any sense. I was more of a
car cricket guy than a card cricket Yeah. My father
and I driving up and down the South Island. You
could get, we'd get test matches and where you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Go two innings. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
So the rules were cars one run ye, truck four
runs yep to bike six yeah, trailer out, trailer out,
trailer out, which is very hard to play on state
highways because of truck and trailer. Yes, so four runs
and then you're out, okay, and then if you got overtaken,
you were also out, which was annoying to me.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Because Dad could influence that would be good.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
We used to play entire test matches where we would
would write down a team each. So we'd name a team,
but I'd have Nathan Estel and Craig McMillan and Wacker.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Eunice and you know, all sorts. I love the fact
I love your dad driving along scoring at the same time, well,
I had to all the scoring. I'm no good for
the numbers, so I might a good bit crowd of
every now and then. Okay, Cracket.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Calculator games, boxing, baseball eight game, in game, dice game.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
That's right, the Cassio Calculo games and also the Casio
Calculator Watch games.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Boxing is a big one.
Speaker 13 (23:56):
Jerry and Mini, the hod Ikey Breakfast You.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Shake my ears and you're right on my brain too
much left un drub on and soon you'll have to
find frumps till.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Nine and just oh listen to that now.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
That is good, roady, that is good, and that sounds
fantastic with the backing as well rock and roll fellas.
If you'd like to send one of those in, go
to the iHeartRadio app, press a little microphone icon, send
it in and we will plaid on the radio.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I know we say this at the start of every hour, Jerry,
but this is a huge hour radio, huge huge hour.
Already we've got details on how you can win an
eight thousand dollars diamond engagement right now. You can't put
a price on love, but if you had to, it'll
be somewhere around that grand, somewhere around a grand plus
another fifty grand. Sounds so disappointing enough to say eight
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thousand dollars fifty dollars up programs with the Hodoky Breakfast Mastermind.
But a boomer, I t this our a reckon, Jerry.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, but up next. I know you're in the gun
through it at the moment.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We're talking, yes today about how you're soldiering on with
Coudrel Just last night I tuned into iHeartRadio for the
a SEC's live coverage of the first T twenty between
Australia and the black Caps, and I hear yours dulcet tones.
Now I went to bed in a change of intings.
But I understand you commentated all the way through. Yes,
so I can only imagine how bug a jar this morning.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yes, I did. I think that's the hardest thing is
getting to sleep after that comment train. This is so wirt.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, and so I know that you're feeling a little
bit behind the eight ball this morning. I know he's
soldiering on with Quadrel up knicks.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I've got the top five tips for how to soldier
on when you haven't had a great sleep.
Speaker 13 (25:40):
Jerry in the Night the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Jerry, you've been soldering on with Quadrel this week, you've
gone back down. I mean, I feel like this show
we've basically been flirting with a cold for about two
months now. There there was a period there we were
all soldiering on with Quadrel, various we recovered at various
different rates, and now you've gone down again. I think
it was a week on the slopes that probably did
it act out here, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Also being away with my family and there was a
lot of six swirling around my family, it seems like
just this beginning of spring, well, not.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
The beginning of spring. I we're halfway through now, seeking
of October, but.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Change of seed, change of season. Spring, it's that last
little bit of the winter ills all of a sudden.
I know a lot of people who have because you
get the new tests which test out what you've actually got,
whether you've got influenza A, influenza B or COVID. It
gives you the full that's a slightly different test, but
it gives you the full. It gives you the full
(26:35):
rundown of what you're doing and what you don't have
and what do you got. Quite handy, I haven't tested.
I haven't tested. I've just got a stand a could I.
And so then last night, so yesterday, actually sorry, it's
one the clock back a little bit further.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You came in here yesterday. You had the quadreals guy. Yes,
in fact, you gave me one of the coudreals. Yeah,
the proper the sea wars we're talking about here, the
sea wars with the Pseudophaedriam that David Seymour put back
on the ship.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yeah, the ones that are hard to get at the chemist,
the ones that they make you feel bad about buying.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
We call them sea wars here, and you should do.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So you were on the sea wals.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I got on the sea wars with you yesterday and
then I realized last night when I flicked on the
cricket shadou to Tim Robinson one hundred runs, I thought
he was one of the poos, mate, but that's actually
David Tim Robbins, Tim Robbins, is it anyway, Christopher Robin,
Christopher Robin, Yes, no, anyway, Tim Robinson scored one hundred. Yeah,
that's by the bye. You commentated that entire game. Now
(27:29):
I had the luxury of once we finished our innings
and we had only scored one hundred and eighty runs,
I was like, I know exactly how this is going.
This Australian team could score four hundred if they wanted to,
And so I went to bid you had to commentate
the rest of the game, yes, which finished at what time?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I think I got out of there at around about
quarter to eleven. Yeah, great, And so I was at
home at around about eleven even.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And then for anyone who's never commentated a cricket game,
which I expect as ninety nine percent of people, when
you get home, it's not like you can just go
to sleep because your brain is white.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
No, and my brain because we've been talking about bush experiences,
and so I was just very focused on going back
over those bush experiences, and I was reliving those bush
experiences as I was lying in bed by myself.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
They're trying to get the sleep, and we're not talking
about year nine camp.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
It did involve year year twelve rung a Ticki River experience.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
But still, and so then this morning you've come in
and look, I'm gotta be honest, you don't seem that
much more tired than usual, but I know that you are.
And so I've found an article from the New Zealand
Herald that shears five science backed ways to recover if
you're not getting a good sleep.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
These are the best ways that they reckon.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
There's things like protein rich breakfasts, getting outside, drinking water
before coffee, moving your body here caps all this kind
of stuff, powernaps. The article argues that small, deliberate choices
can blunt effix of no sleep from the first meal
to midday naps. Each tip aims to stabilize energy, sharp
and focus and avoid the crash that comes with poor wrist.
So tip number one jeremmy, Yes, exercise outdoors first thing?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Ah, yeah, okay, have you done that? Well?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
No, that's quite hard because I've come in here and
done a radio show from five in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
So that's a difficult thing.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Although I could just quickly go out for a quick
brisk walk around the courtyard.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I think you should, so I could do that, run
a couple of shuttles.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Did you come in on your e bike?
Speaker 13 (29:19):
This?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I came in in the car because I thought it
was going to rain. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
See the bike would have been the go eggs for breakfast,
high protein and avoid heavy cars.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Or has anyone got any eggs lying around?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
I mean there is a kitchen out there in the
work and oftentimes a lot of people from our work
do cook things using the sandwich press.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, gone, steal a couple of eggs out of the thing.
Number three cold shower. Do you have a cold shower
this morning?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I had a very very hot shower. Actually sometimes I
do have a cold show that works though. Boy, that'll
wake you up.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, because it sucks. Yeah, things that suck wake you up.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
The psychology of the.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Cold swim is such an interesting one, and I know
that it does have a huge amount of health benefits. Yeah,
they've been proven, but nobody knows exactly why.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's because it sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
So you reckon it's an overcoming thing.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, it's like that, I'll give you something to cry about.
Thing that Fizzio mate was talking about the other day.
As you get in the cold water and you're like,
this sucks. Then you get out and you're like, why
do I feel amazing because you just did something that sucks.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah, and now you're not knowing it the anticipation of
doing it, and then you go, Okay, I have overcome.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I have overcome.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
It's tricking your brain into the fact that you've overcome something.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's like if you have a writer to do list,
put the first thing on your to do list is
right to do list, and you've immediately ticked something off
just by doing that.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
TEP number four get on the seamars. Well, I'm on
the sea wars, so no problem about that. But part
of my problem as well. Last night is when I
went to bed thinking about bush experiences. I put on
a podcast because I was wired. I was wide awake
because I've been on the Sea Wars all day, and
then I got on the other sea wars, the night
Seamars or the night seamen So I had the day
sea wars pulling against the night seamars seams.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You know, the night Seamals took quite a while to cocaine.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I'm listening to a podcast about Marie Antoinette and then
but unfortunately that means that when my alarm went at
five this morning, those night seamars were really kicking in.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
And I was right and the I have a very
deep dreaming about push. So recap. There's five of them.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
I've given you four exercise outdoors, eat some eggs for breakfast,
cold shower number four, Get on the sea wars number five.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Mythmfit of it that I'll sort things out.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Four and five.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, it was just it's a dosage thing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
One the seams of the precursor to number five, which
is the full blown stop stop being around the bush.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Yeah, Jerry and Night the Hotarchy Breakfast sticks on three
four eight three.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Just before Jerry, we were going through your top five
or my top five tips. Four had a soldier on
after a bad sleep which you had last night? After
commentating Deep Off the Nighttime David Seamals last night excise
outdoor eating eggs culture and the Seamaws Metham fitter me
texta on three four three readies up the nose always
they go to for me and a bit of feedback
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on the commentary as well. Ten out of ten on
the commentary last night, Jerry looking forward to moving into
Bulls Deep, which is the cult that you guys are
sitting up.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Let's just be clear, it's not the cult that I'm
sitting up.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
It's the retirement village that metd Heath and acchit g
Lane want to set up, which is mainly based It's
sounding more and more like a cult, but it's really
based around a retirement village where you buy in for
two point eight million dollars and you get some accommodation,
and then there is a sports futonui in the middle,
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a communal sports futnui where everybody sits.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's also a bar and you sit and you watch
sport the whole time. Yeah, And that's.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Basically Bulls Deep it's a retirement community based around sports watching.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I like it right up until the leader of that cult.
It's quite clearly a cult. Yeah, asks to take your
wife off here that.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
There is no They keep tippy toeing around that part
of it, but we all know that that happens with
every single car, every single cult, and then there's a
death packed and then anyone everyone ends up committing suicide,
and then it always ends up wrong.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
The authorities are in there next thing, you know, law.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
And some more echoing the same thing that there was
great commentary last night and they're really looking forward to
joining the cult. I think, Jerry, you wanted to get
to some boomer.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I just to quick recap on this because on Monday.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Long term listeners to the show will remember that there
were some issues around me getting the app onto my
phone so I could get into the building.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yes, so we used to just have doors. We turned
knobs and then open them. That's no longer the case.
They now have swipe cards. The swipe card has now
been replaced by a phone in. Every step was to
try and make it easier for everyone, but it's only
made it harder because every time I swipe my phone
now it brings up you know when you can like
tap and pay with your phone. Now, Yeah, well when
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I try and scan into the door, it brings up
my credit card. Am I getting ripped off?
Speaker 14 (34:04):
Here?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Am I getting fleeced? I haven't checked the balance of it?
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if every time you
into the building, actually it's costing your money rather than
actually getting paid. But anyway, Yeah, there was a lot
of concern I know, not only in this show, but
certainly out in the office and then in the wider
in zid me community of how I would get into
the building. At some stage I felt the concern.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, the country, Jerry, the country was a flutter. They
were concerned from the cap to the bluff.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Well, mainly because I have never used my zid me emails,
and I know that it's a bone of contention for
a lot of people in this building, management administrators, et cetera,
et cetera, cost co host potentially. But for me, my defenses,
I'm here every day. Anybody can check to me, you know,
And I do have two other emails that exist, and
(34:58):
there's no point in opening up another email. A third
email just seems like a security risk. So I couldn't
get the app because the code was going through. It
turns out that someone had actually sent that to one
of my other emails very kindly, and I appreciate that,
and so I went back and found that and then
downloaded it. Unfortunately, there were two other versions of it,
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so I had to go back to another version because
that other version that had expired. But still it's fine.
Downloaded the app on my phone now what I've realized,
and then successfully entered the building Ever since, no problems
at all, I think, to a lot of people's surprise,
to be honest, because I thought they probably thought this
was going to be an ongoing issue.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Shock, it wasn't an ongoing issue. So I solved it.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
So every time I walk through that building now, every
time I swipe home, I genuinely have a dopamine hit.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Hey, you guys getting this too? Or is this just
because I feel like I've solved some boomera? I T yeah, no,
it's just because Yeah, No, I done at all.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Agree. I pushed the up on my phone down for
some reason.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
That's really annoying, but still I do it, push it
and then I hold my phone up and I wait
and then it is a little delay, and I think
is it going to work?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
And then it goes and it makes a little noise.
That noise immediately fills me with dopamine. So that's why
this morning when I came in, you were just walking
in and out of the door over and this is
that I realized when your stocks are low, just into
in and out. But what a track that is on
your brain. It's a little bit like a like on
social media. Real doesn't mean it.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
So yeah, so welcome, Welcome to the world of dopamine
huts through entering your own building.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Look, I had wondered while you're in such a chaper
mood despite your lack of slept this morning some six
on three four a thrand relation to Boomer, I T
did you know you can combine all those emails into
one and box?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah? I did. This is what one thing at a time. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (36:50):
Jerry and Manaia The hod Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Manaia
The hood Ikey Breakfast, seven.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Thirty two on the Hurderchy Breakfast, Okyo.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Later sport headlines thanks to export Ultra to beer for
here Rooster Skipper James Tedesco has issued a shout out
to his massage therapist Paul for keeping his thirty two
year old body and decent neck after earning a second
delim medal for NRL League.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Player of the Year. Yeah, incredible stuff for Teddy.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I've always I've talked about this on the Mad Monday
podcast available.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
We're all good podcasters.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
So I've got an issue with Teddy and it's got
nothing to do with Teddy, And it's just that the
Australian commentator has rated him so highly over the top
of Roger two of us a shit who and for
whatever reason, I don't know, It's like am I missing
something over the side of the ditch. He's a great player,
don't get me wrong, but I just feel like the
Aussies are like, isn't it the greatest thing they ever
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happened to rugby league?
Speaker 8 (37:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
And it immediately puts me off him. Does he do
a lot of work off the field?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
He might do it well according to Paul his massage.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
There, Well, Paul does a lot of work off the field. Paul,
Does Teddy do the work off the field too?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Fearless Paul is.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
What I'm hearing. Fearless as a misuse. How so goes deep?
Doesn't he goes deep deep tissue? He goes deep and
into places that he shouldn't. Yeh ticket, then you can't
coach that he goes into places other people haven't been. Yeah,
puts his head in dark places? Does he put his
head there? That wass a Rugby euphemism that went too far.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
The New Zealand men's and women's cricketers have both succumbed
to Australia.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Have both lost to Australia. Just say lost come, I
changed the last last?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
How I left it this hour?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
What a heck? That word? Don't succumbs? Do you either
want or lose?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Draw? So it comes up there with compass for the
White Ferns have been dismissed for two thirty seven to
lose by eighty nine runs and their fifty eve A
World Cup match and Indra am I pronouncing that right
despite it one hundred and eleven from Sophie divine.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Who did they succumb to? That's as it came to Australia.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
The black Caps have lost by six wickets succumbing and
the opening Chapel Handley T twenty match at Mount Mount
and the visitors after they reached one hundred and eighty two. Sorry,
the visitors did not succumb. They reached one hundred and
eighty two with twenty one balls to spare. They triumphed, triumphed. Well,
either you succumb or you triumph. Is it sircame or succumbed?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Succumbed? They succamb Maybe you can't pass, maybe you can't pass.
Tense it they succumbed it. They have succumbed.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
You know think that is a that's a perfect tense,
isn't it succumbed? Yeah, okay, they have succumbed. They have cicap.
So yeah, there were slippers off and the boots are
being hung up. Wallaby's prop James Slipper, Oh god, did
you write that as well?
Speaker 14 (39:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I cut and paste that and I haven't had time
to edit it.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Sorry, Wallaby's prope James Slipper, I will retire after Saturday's
Blue Slow Cup Test against the All Blacks and Perth.
He succumbed to father time. Yeah sure, just the third
player to reach one hundred and fifty tests. Slips is
one of only three Aussies to play at four separate
rugby World Cups.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
He never won any of them.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Well, Blest, is he hanging up the boots in the
metaphorical sense like you did, Jerry?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Or do you think this is a more literal hanging
up of his rugby bots slips?
Speaker 4 (40:10):
I don't know, slips through some good work off the field.
I don't think he's hanging up the boots like I have.
I'm more of an online business now, I've taken it online.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
What led to you to coming in that way?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah, a lot of things, many age, many age You'll
get there, Rooty, you're only a few years away.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You ate this the slope that goes downhill quite quickly, so.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
You're you're strictly you're a soul trader and a digital
digital operator nowadays online.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast yesterday, Fellows, I
was at the gym.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's new. Yeah, what's new about that? You know?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
It mast shock some people. I don't just wake up.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Like this all right.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Really, I work out extremely hard to have one of
the most rubbish physics you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Do I what are you? What's current regime at the gym?
I'm doing like a full body split three days a week.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
You know what I mean, because what I was finding
is every now and then I'd miss a day and
then all of a sudden, that means leagues aren't getting
done for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
You know, Are you doing interval training?
Speaker 12 (41:12):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
No interval training. Okay, we're just I'm just straight pressing
tin bait. Are you?
Speaker 4 (41:17):
You're just pumping the you're just pumping the turn, just
pumping turn. So for example, yesterday we're into a bit
of bent over rows. Yes, that cranks my lower back.
I'll tell you that for nothing. Then we're onto the
league press. Oh yeah, of the other side of the
you do some good work on the league press.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Do the Lord's work on the league press is the
best because you can load hundreds of kilumitus kilograms ounces
pounds onto the bar and you feel like you're pressing
this incredible weight. But what you're not realizing is that's
on a forty five degree angle and it's on rails.
This is the one where you this is the one
where you like sort of lie on the seat and
(41:55):
the weight as above you. It's terrifying, like it is
if you're not used to, If you're I'm not used
to that machine. It's terrifying because you've got like one
hundred and forty kilos above you. Yeah, and you've got
to hold onto the wee things so that the handle
so that if you drop it or your knee explodes,
then you can then you can stop it. Yeah, that's
not one I can do. Are you on the deadlift? Yeah,
(42:15):
I'll get on the dead lift. The ass great for
the ass, great for the entire posterior chain, but my
terrible for the lower back. My hamstrings are too short
to where I have to I'll place it up on it.
Look anyway, just saw by the bye get at me
for the regime and the DMS. But I was on
the League Press yesterday and I just walked over and
it was I had no weights on it, and I
(42:37):
was like, great, finally someone's put their weight to it.
So I go to put a few twenties on there,
quite a few. And this guy he was he was
sitting on the League extension machine which faces you, and
he was looking at me and he had this weird
look on his face, and I was like, Initially, I
was like I must know this guy.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
And I looked and him like I don't know you.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
And then he looked away, right, So I went around
the other side, put another weight on, went back around
that same side where I could see him again. He's
looking at me again, confused look on his face, and
I was like, geez, I don't know. Maybe he recognizes
me from charging down the conversion against the Tmoka under
eighteen's or something.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
What was this? Can I just ask was this Liz Mells?
It was Liz Mells. I know what's going on. I
know what's gonna happen here.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
So then that started going through my mind. Yes, But
then I was like, wow, there's some hot dudes in here.
I'm probably on the top ten.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Do you shower at the gym? Do you trim your downstairs?
Speaker 13 (43:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I don't shower at that because of the heavy atmosphere
and the changing around Chicken.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
So I keep going on putting another one on. This
guy's still looking at me, and it's getting to the
point where I'm like, I think I'm gonna have a word,
like or ask him or just say good ay, and
and then see how he if he sees anything whatever.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I'm like, this could go one of two ways.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, Because it was such a strange look of confus
he looked at.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Me like I was an idiot, and I was like what.
And then I was like, in my mind, I'm going
is he judging me because I'm not putting enough weight
on this thing?
Speaker 13 (44:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Is he judging how? Like I'm a bigger guy and
I'm not putting much weight on the things. I was like,
all the stuff's going through my head. I finished putting
the weight on, I go to lie down in the seat.
It doesn't have a seat. It's the machine's been taken
down for maintain and the seat's gone. And I've loaded
one hundred and forty kilo a.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Machine with no seats. So he's just waiting.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
He knows is winsor cit he gonna collect? When's there
is no seat on the special? I think, yeah, come on,
manro there's no seat on the exactly. But I suppose
he didn't want to be patronizing. Yeah, yeah, he didn't
know what I was so and he probably wanted to
make laft you on the shower.
Speaker 13 (44:44):
Jerry in the Night, the Hodarchy, Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
The Hadicky Breakfast Mastermind as right as I scrolled frantically
to find the right part of the dog. Yesterday's Mastermind
topic was best selling compact discs of all time and
Greg from cor Fire once came second in a chilling
chili heading competition, took away the cash.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
He should have actually come, He.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Should have done a lot better. Greg from to Corfi
and actually eating competition. It was him and one other person.
Remember he was saying yesterday, okay, and he ended.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Up it ended up what was it? In the end,
he had to put his tongue out and he put
a whole lot of special sauce on his tongue, and
it was.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
They put a Litz cigarette on his tongue in the
first person put their tongue back in their mouth.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Lost. Yeah, that was the That was how to get
over the tie.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
And I was saying to him yesterday, like that is
worst case scenario. You've been through all of the pain
that the guy that won it did, but you lost.
So it doesn't get much worse than that. But anyway, today,
since both the White Ferns and the Black Caps succumbed
to Australia overnight succumbed, this came today's Mastermind topic is
succumbing to Australia.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Mike from Well into Good Moody, Welcome to the show.
Nice to talk to you again, my ca.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
I remember last time we spoke to you, we talked
about the perfect dig and poaching the perfect dig, and
you know exactly how to poach the perfect dear, and
I'd like to hear it again how to post it
perfectly before we do that though, in your opinion? What
how what does the perfect egg look like when it's
when it's on toast? I'm assuming that it is on
the toast. How does it look is it?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Is it running? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (46:16):
I mustn't split ideally and super round. You've got to
do the swift thing before you put it in the
boiling vinegar and water.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
So so you go the whirlpool. Yeah, and how are
you dropping the water? I know we've been through this,
but how are you dropping the egg into the water?
You just crack it on the pot and then drop
that thing in.
Speaker 15 (46:34):
No, No, that's kaos.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I got this.
Speaker 15 (46:36):
I've got this little plastic green bowl and I can
and I can squeeze the edges, so I just sort
of sort of flip it in there, just.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Sort of wadded in there, flip flop it in there. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
No, there's a word I haven't ever heard of my life.
Flopping in there, but it seems to make a lot
of sense. Atom had a peck. I guess, Mike, Yes, Mike, Okay,
so you're a muffin You're you're a muffins black man.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
I like the muffin man.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
All right, Mike, the muff man. You know how this works.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Forty five seconds, He's going to flop three questions in there.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
An you one, so five questions, you're going to get
three correct?
Speaker 4 (47:20):
You can pass it anytime, pass quickly if you're going
to pass, and of course if we stuff it up,
you win.
Speaker 12 (47:25):
Mike.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Let's get into it.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Question number one? What year did Australia beat the All
Blacks last at Eden Park?
Speaker 14 (47:38):
No?
Speaker 4 (47:38):
How many Netball World Cup Finals have Australia beaten the
silver fern zone?
Speaker 7 (47:43):
Or No?
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Who told Byron callaher four more years boys? At the
two thousand and three Rugby World.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Cup Freagan correct?
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Who scored one hundred and thirty and a loss to
Australia And the nineteen ninety six Cricket World Cup. Yes,
who kicked the winning penalty for the Wallabies when they
beat the All Blacks at the Cake Tin and two
thousand ah? What year did Australia last beat the All
(48:13):
Blacks at Eaton Park. Mike, you did so class, you
were too you were run away, Mike, sure.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
So close?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I mean so it was nineteen eighty six. I was
he last beat the All Blacks a Edon Park. That
was a hard one. That's not even harder. The Silver
Fans have been beaten five times in finals by Australia.
But Man, I thought you were going to get Johnny Wills,
after you got George Gregan, then Chris Harris straight into
John Hills.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Damn, bad luck to Mike. Bad luck, Mike.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
I was there in two thousand at the Caketon John Ells,
and I've told you about a million times that was
I blame craked out. He understands, He definitely understands what
was going on there.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
If you think you can do a bit of the
mic and make sure that you give us a call
tomorrow will be up to one hundred dollars, which of
a Friday would be very welcome in my back.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Coming up after eight o'clock. My theories, Jeri's theories.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
What percentage of the population do I think have joined
the mile High Club?
Speaker 13 (49:09):
Jerry and Midnight the Hotiarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 7 (49:15):
Thirday.
Speaker 14 (49:15):
You will find their two hockey.
Speaker 6 (49:22):
Deco Cherry.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
Cherry a.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Nice and happy company this morning on the Hiderchey Breakfast Thursday,
the second of October twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
That album came out in nineteen ninety five, thirty years
old today, that very album.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Happy Birthday? What's the story Morning Glory?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Parentheses? What's the story in parentheses? Morning Glory?
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Can I album have a birthday? I don't think so
release day because it was released on a day, wasn't it.
But it was made on a completely different day.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
So we're humans.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Other months are people still putting half of the title
of a song or album.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
And parentheses anymore? And they've fallen by the way. So
I struggled with that and annoyed me slightly.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Used to drive me insane. Just call it one thing
or the other. Not get off the fence, you know
what I mean? Get my name?
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Why does love do this to me?
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah? Why isn't it just called Why does love do
this to me?
Speaker 14 (50:18):
Do this to me?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
You'll just show me too clever, try me too fancy bands? Yeah,
that's right, that's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Artists say, Hey, I know we say this at the
top of every hour, but this hour is no exception.
Huge hour, huge hour of radio details on how you
can win an eight thousand dollars ring, presumably to propose
we don't want to see that on trade me Guy.
Guy Williams as well joins us as show in ZID
tomorrow is all about my hometown. I've done my homework.
(50:45):
I watched every episode last night. There a few of
mates in there, one of them threateting to bottle him
up next though my theories.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
What percentage of the population do I think have joined
the Mile High Club? Hundred Hodaki eight hundred and forty
eight seven.
Speaker 13 (51:02):
Five Jerry and Mini the Hodikey Breakfast.
Speaker 8 (51:06):
We give Jeremy Wills a question.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
He has to come up with an answer.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
And a reason why.
Speaker 16 (51:13):
You have to figure out what answer he would come
up with, and a reason why. If you're closest, you win.
It's time for Jerry's theory.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Succinct succinct.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
So far we've had things like so the point of
this is that it's not what the actual answer is,
it's what you think.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Jerry thinks the answer is.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
It's a game that I have played on many a
road trip because you don't need to have the actual answer,
so you can play it with no strings attached, no
googling required. So far, we've had in what year was
the first backflip performed? I think you were somewhere around
the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
She was.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
I was actually fifteen thirty five. I think I thought
Hampton Court Palace. Yeah, that's a court jest that you
were think, that's what I thought. Yeah, God, that would
have brought thet to its knees. Imagine the first guy
to ever do a backflip, they would have drowned him
for witchery. Yeah, because I think the front flip's one thing,
but the backflip whole other thing.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Oh my god, to not be able to see where
you're going. Then a couple of weeks ago and my
mother not a fan of this one. How many sexual
partners does Jerry think Mania's had?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Yeah, where do we come to eleven? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (52:20):
I think you settled on eleven and again obviously saving
myself for marriage. Sure, we'll get into that after thirty
rather this week, and we've put it on the Instagram story.
We've asked you on three four eight three what percentage
of the population does.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Jerry think have joined the mile High Club.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
This is off the back of the couple who were
escorted off a plane earlier this week by police for
beginning a little bit too amorous on the plane.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
And it got us thinking, how many people does Jerry
think have been in the my High club?
Speaker 4 (52:47):
And let's just say just to define the mile high club,
because I think that's an important part to define the
terms of reference here as.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Home base on a plane, Yes, home base, So that's
second third, all the way home.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
All the way home, all the way home, all the
way home.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
This little piggy went, we we we we we all
the way home.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, now you could say that.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Now are you requiring because when I think my high club,
I think in the toilet facilities.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Digitally, yeah, generally, but will you my experience years and
my experience, your experience and my experience years.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Okay, there's a clue and the toilet facilities, there's a
there's a lot of space on the is a larger man.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
There's a Bernie.
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Oh my god, I know I can really fit in
those things by myself, you know, let alone with has
been the Hidaki hive.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
The Hidaki hive might is activated this morning on three
four eight three, and the same question has come through
over and over and over again. I don't want to
give away your answer too much, but I feel like
we need to address this. Does a number three count?
Speaker 13 (53:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (53:59):
No, no, no, no, that needs to be with a partner.
That's the mile Eye Club. That's a completely different thing. Yeah, No,
this is this has to be you and another person
home base all the way.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Okay, So give us a call. I eight hundred hajaki
I eight hundred four to eight seven two five. I
believe we've got to carry over champion of this as well,
So if you'd like to give us a call as well,
we'll take three callers closest to the penuins, the closest
to the percentage number that Jerry thinks have joined the
mile High Clay.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
And let me just be clear before before we take
those callers. So, I'm thinking of two major facts. I'm
breaking this down into two factors.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
To first authentication, what percentage of the population use air trible?
So I'll be thinking about that across the entire percentage
of humans that we have. Obviously one hundred percent of
humans percent actually use air trible. Yeah, go on, because
you've got factors that you've got third, a lot of
people living in the Third World, huge amount of people on.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
The South Island.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
Yep, there's the South and of course, and there's generational
demographics that I'll be taking into consideration.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, because it would have only started happening probably late nineties,
you'd think.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yeah, exactly. I mean my grandparents, for example, they almost
certainly didn't know. I mean they did travel. They ended
up going to Australia once. But that generation very really
used your travel.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
So that's right.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
So another important question on three four A three. Does
it count if it's in the.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Kaboos Jerry, No, because that's that was the caboose and
where I lost my virginity, that was the train, that
was the Northerner.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
You lost your virginity in the caboose, Yeah. And the cabus. Yeah,
in the back section they'ds just underneath the table. Order
someone family sitting around give us a call.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
Eight hundred hadarky o eight hundred and four to eight
seven five. If you want to play Jerry's theories, how
many people do you think Jerry thinks have joined the
mile high Club.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
As a percentage of the total population we looking for
a number.
Speaker 13 (55:49):
Jerry and Midnight the Darky Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Pretty self explanatory really, some of the theories we've had
Jerry explore on the path And what year was the
first backflip performed? Fifteen thirty five? Was your your guests
or your answer your theory?
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Ben got that. He did that.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
That made Ben the carryover Champion. He came into the
following week and the question was how many sexual partners
does Jerry.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Think Mania has had? And I thought eleven. You thought eleven?
Ben was closest.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I think he thought thirteen. Yeah, close.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Ben was closedmated massively. And so then this week today's
question is what percentage of the world's population does Jerry
think have joined the mile high Club?
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Can't he been on the line?
Speaker 1 (56:35):
And Ben, if you're if you're not on the line,
then you're gonna have to relinquish your carryover championship.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Oh, Ben the carryover champ. I see he has, he
has joined us, so he will be ready to go.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
He will be ready eight hundred hard, eight hundred and
four to eight, seven to five. As I said before,
I think there are two major factors involved here. What
percentage of the world's population actually use your travel currently life.
And the other part about it is what percentage of
the population that you use your travel would actually make
(57:06):
love on a plane? That's right, So not everybody who
uses your travelers over as you're going to want to.
And there's another factor involved, and that is time. So
if you're going to use your trivel but only for
a short period of time, for example, like that couple
over the weekend who were in court for making love
from the Nelson to Auckland on that domestic leg on
the ATR forty two row three, yep.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
That that's you know, an hour is not a lot
of time. You can normally.
Speaker 4 (57:32):
Occupy yourself with either the cuta magazine or maybe a
book cut it.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Maybe just looking out the window.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
Ours seems like plenty. All right, should we go to
the phone lines jury, Who would you like to go
to first? Let's go to Hayden first morn morning, Hayden,
how are you morning?
Speaker 6 (57:48):
That was great?
Speaker 2 (57:50):
Good Hayden. You're from Wellington? Would you like to.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Theorize yourself how many people, I think what percentage of
the population have joined the mile high club?
Speaker 6 (58:01):
I think we've ended up on three percent.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Okay, how did you get there.
Speaker 6 (58:06):
It's just a lot of time and deliberation.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
I suppose you don't no real rhyme or reason.
Speaker 4 (58:13):
Okay, a lot of time, a lot of deliberation with
my rhyme or reason. Okay, three percent for Hayden. Okay,
good on your Hayden will lock that in for you.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Luke from Hamilton, Good morning, morning callers. Luke.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
You're thirty seven. Obviously you've had a bit of experience.
Can I firstly ask are you a member of the
Mile High Club yourself?
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yes, it was, but I'm not no.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Okay, okay, look what is what percentage do you think
Jerry thinks have joined the.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Mile High Club.
Speaker 6 (58:44):
I'm actually starting off for a more than I was
starting if I was going to be a name, but
I'm going to early on to the seventh after hearing
jury's warwards.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
Okay, So where did you get eighteen from?
Speaker 4 (58:56):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (58:56):
No, I just I thought that was alone initially, but
sort of yeah, I know, it just seemed like a
bit of a just a coolistical nightmare.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
Struggling to show working this morning on Jerry's there is
We go to line three. David, you're from christ Church.
What percentage do you think Jerry thinks.
Speaker 7 (59:18):
Well, I'd say based on what Jerry's put out there
in terms of the numbers, I would say it's very
low because and you should time wise international travel, you'd
probably need to be on a line that all flight.
Speaker 13 (59:33):
Not too many people to be on that.
Speaker 7 (59:35):
So I'm going to go worth half percentage?
Speaker 2 (59:37):
Oh, zero point five? Zero point five David from christ Church?
And is that based as well on just your vibe
that you get from people in christ Church?
Speaker 7 (59:49):
Well, I suppose it's as you said, it's been quite difficult.
Now I don't know christ Church didn't eat and flight
wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, it's a logistical nightmare, plus also fitting inside the cubicle.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
All right, so point f David one and forty David. Okay,
and should we go to be in the carryover champ. Yes,
it's good morning, Ben, welcome back.
Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
More than thanks boys, it's been a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Hey go God, so far you you worked out in
what year I thought the first backflip was performed? Where
you were the closest anyway? Fifteen thirty five? And how
many sexual partners I thought Mania had had? How about
this one? What percentage of the population do you think
that I think have joined the Male High Club.
Speaker 14 (01:00:27):
Well it's a bit tricky, you said, the average. Well,
the flight time I went up to Wellington too. I
was just hankering to see the hot Wheels monster trucks
on the weekend in the sky Stadium there. Yeah, And
and the flight time was an hour, right, And and
after you take up takeoff and landing in which you're
(01:00:49):
you know you're supposed to be strapped in, that really
gives you twenty minutes to sort of do the deed.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
And I mean three's enough for me.
Speaker 14 (01:00:58):
But but you know, get in there and and and
you know, distracting the hostess and all that sort of
carry on. And then when you've got two kids who
were sitting in the window seats next to your eyebrows
will be raised if both of the parents then.
Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
They sneak away.
Speaker 14 (01:01:16):
So yeah, I don't know, I was going to say seven,
But am I the last person you're going to be calling? Okay,
So either split the split the belt line and go
five sort of in that in between, or I go
nine and capture the capture the Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
So so it's essentially what Jerry thinks.
Speaker 14 (01:01:37):
And I know Jerry. He's mentioned a few times on
the show that he he uh, well, he used to
be a bit of a demon in the sack like
Jerry Brownly. But but he's since you know, he's since mature,
and he's sound that love is not just a physical thing.
So and he also knows that the millennials are having
(01:01:58):
less sex than ever before in any other generations. So
I'm kind of tempted to go five.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Okay, we'll lock you in for five.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
So then in summary we have Hayden three percent, Luke seven,
David from christ to zero point five, and now Ben
five percent.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Well, I'll tell you what if we bring online David
from christ Church line three. David, you are correct, I said,
and I wrote down here less than one percent of
people in the world are members of the Mile High Club.
Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
That's great. That was my first gift, so I was
going to start at one, and then I thought, atually
is probably lower than one.
Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Yeah, good work, David. I think you and I are
onto something there. I think we I think we're close.
Good on You're David. You are now the champion if
you ticks and guessing around one percent. That includes pilots
and staff and minus liberties, marine mammals, includers are.
Speaker 13 (01:03:00):
Jerry in the Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Guy Welliam was welcome to the studio, Kilda.
Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
Good to be here.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Nice to have you. I believe you've just recently arrived
from the other side of the world.
Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
Yeah, I've been in Turkey, not getting a here transplant though,
just going looking at some mosques.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
And stuff like that. Clearly you didn't deserve that.
Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
I do deserve that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
You have no problem with here. There's no issue much here. Yeah,
although can you just push it back at the front
just for us, just quickly.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
There's no Helline issue there. I had no issues there.
Is it going from the top or the back? That's
the other thing?
Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
Can I say I did? I did comedy in Edinburgh, Scotland,
and then I was making my way back, so I
went to Turkey because it was away on the way back.
I didn't go. I said, I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
I did a joke.
Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
Anyway, you've put me into a hole.
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
The reason you're here, guys, you have a You've got
to show New Zealand tomorrow's time. At the moment, I've
been receiving so many messages about this because it is
a five parts so far expose on the water in
my hometown. Yeah, this is such a bizarre moment because
whenever I introduced myself to people, particularly in the North Island,
I just say I'm from South Canterbury.
Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Because no one knows where why it is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
They don't even know where Timaru is, if I'm honest.
Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's It's a beautiful place I've always
dreamed of going to. Basically, if for Pep haven't seen
the show, my dream was just a comedian, a great
New Zealand comedian called Live Mackenzie. She told me, Hey,
you got to go to this place called way Mate.
They have a wallabye a wallaby sanctuary. People do recorn it. Yeah,
he man, you are from there. That's how you know
you're real it know about that people do very corner well.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Queen and my grandmother were very good friends.
Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
Oh, Queen is one of the most beautiful people I've
ever met. For people who don't know what we're talking about,
it's a beautiful old lady who set up a sanctuary
for an animal, the wallabee, which is a pest everywhere
else in New Zealand, so everywhere else the messages to
shoot or kill or cull a wallaby.
Speaker 17 (01:04:59):
But and why it's celebrated as like they're kind of god.
We still shoot them. I thought I was story just
yesterday about it. We have the piers Quiz every year.
But the problem is you should a mother. It's got
a joey.
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
What happens with the joey, Well, Gwen picks them up
and she rehabilitates.
Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Them, and I will say they can then go on
to breed more pierces and then we can shoot them again.
Speaker 8 (01:05:19):
I've been to New Zealand. I've been to I've lived
in his my entire life, and I've been to every
tourist attraction we have, from the Big Carrot to the
the Hogwarts whatever it's called, the Thing and Matter Matter,
to the Mountains and Queenstown. Right, I'd say the Wallaby
Sanctuary is hands down our best experience by a mile.
Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Because you can literally go in there, feed them, handfeed them,
pat them.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
That's so friendly.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Queen will give you a pair of crocs to walk
through the There.
Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Is the greatest New Zealander the world. She's wildly charismatic.
She has a bird called Blackie, which is not racist,
we found out, and it's just a beautiful place to
meet some beautiful wallabies.
Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Why let's get on to why she makes you wear
a little bit later on. But does the wallaby sanctuary?
Have you been to Alcatraz?
Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
Oh no, no, no, but Alcatraz has closed? Oh yeah,
See I got you there to nice you had me,
but I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Still, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
But so the the purpose of the story was to
go down and see these wallabies. While you were there,
you noticed that everybody kept saying the same thing to you,
which cracked me up as someone who grew up there,
because I knew exactly what it was going to be
before you even ask them.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And it's all about the water.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
The water, because there's been so many jokes made about
woman is the full name of the town, and it
literally means death water. Yeah, it's built on a swamp.
There's an old forestry town and so all of the jokes.
If you're from Amri from tomorrow. The first thing he says,
let me count your fingers, and have you been drinking
the water? Okay, And so this is what you came across.
Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
Yeah, yeah, And so this opened this Pandora's box. And
I know, Jeremy, you're a huge fan of small town,
New Zealand. I discovered the greatest New Zealand small town
of all history of small towns, because a lot of
great ones out there. But why Mate's number have you been?
It's number one?
Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
I have.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I've been a number of times.
Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
It's the thing is for North Islanders who haven't traveled
Downstate Highway one, the bottom part of the southern part.
It's slightly off, it's not it's not on. So to
go to wy Mate, you literally have to, You really
have to. Why would you go to Why?
Speaker 12 (01:07:19):
Why?
Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Because every person I met there was the nicest, most charismatic,
biggest comedy genius I ever met. If you want to
cast next season of Taskmaster, cast five pm, they'll be
better than any new zerantermedian.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
This one across the table from Rgeria to kill you.
Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
Honestly, honestly, that place is like it. It's just paradise.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
It's just so.
Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
I met the most from from a man, an inspirational
man who gave me like life quotes on the street,
who I later found out was like a murderer to Neil,
who supports the warriors and makes signs made out of
a magnifying glass and also drinks out of plastic bottles
because just the water, and then burns them in a
pit behind his house for envite, mental reason, sustainable. Yeah,
(01:08:02):
I met Bev who she didn't want to talk about
the water. She may want to talk about how she
wants to murder her neighbor, and we edited some of
that out, and she caught me up to complain that
it wasn't murdery enough during the fair enough.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
This is I've had this theory for a long time
about my hometown, is that there's nothing to do but
sit around and talk.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
And so everyone there is so funny. I'm no funny
than anyone else from there. I just left, so I
ended up on the radio. But everyone down there could
be doing a radio show.
Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Yeah, you're the first person to get out. And I
can't believe you didn't hold more people about this town
because it is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I'm telling everyone who listen.
Speaker 8 (01:08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
And the streets are wide. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Well that's so that you can turn a bullet drawn
cart back from the forestry days. This is what's so amazing.
You met a few of my friends down there. One
of them when you went out to the Forks Hotel,
SUTs he threatened to bottle you.
Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
Yeah, yeah, Teo SUTs, yeah, to tone down the racism
as possible.
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Every time I see him, I sell him there.
Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
But like, yeah, genuinely, I had an amazing time and
the story it's not just about having a laugh with
small town New Zealanders. It's actually about anyone in real
New Zealand right now. Anyone who lives on a lifestyle
block or gets their water from underground, you need to
test your your water because, especially in South Canterbury, night
rates are a significant problem, and potentially thanks to my
(01:09:21):
show Environment Canabary the local councils like even acknowledging.
Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Looking into it, you know one hundred percent because growing
up just down from the Forks Hotel, We're going very
long here. But where you were there were a bunch
of swimming holes and I saw a first pair of
breasts in one of those swimming because the water was
so clear by the time I left Wey Mater you
couldn't see through it because of all of the cowshit
that was in there.
Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
Yeah, So everyone get your will, get your water tested
in New Zealand, especially if you're on a real supplier
of boar.
Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Okay, So the final episode of New Zealand tomorrow. Well
here tonight is that right?
Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Thirst yea?
Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
A message I'm trying to get out is right now.
You can watch it all on three now if you
want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
They started off you're going to do one story or
two stories in.
Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
Ten minutes on a Wallaby Sanctuary.
Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
How much did you end up doing?
Speaker 8 (01:10:08):
I spent six weeks there and did six episodes. Wow,
it's wild. It's the best place everyone go to. One
month on the tourism ambassador for there.
Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Now, God William, thank you so much, Thank you so
much for coming in.
Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
Thanks for having me on the show.
Speaker 13 (01:10:21):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Time name, Oh oh, what happened there? Old man's labbit?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Do you want to know what actually happened there?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'd love to know what happened. What happened there is
that it used.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
To fade out because that was previously there was no
music behind, and it used to fade out after twelve seconds.
The fade out is still on there, and so it
still fades out at twelve seconds. But the audio I've
put in this morning is supposed to go for two
and a half, so then we can talk over it
and be like hey, Jerry him and how's it going,
Hey ruder, Hey Zion studio bing. There'll be all this
(00:47):
piggoty the dudes playing in a little bit of.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Over this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good morning New Zealand, Welcome into the show.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's quiet the help. I thought it was me.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I was because I was fiddling with my headphone nob
and exactly sometimes I touched the headphone no and cut out, Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
What have I done that?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
No, No, it's not your fault, all my fault.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All I knew was it wasn't me. That is all
I knew.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I did wonder if I'd gone dead for a second,
you know, because all of the lights came on and
everything stopped, and I was like, hang on a second,
have I been deafened?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The old man's.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Nappy light didn't come on, which is interesting. No, but
it has been. There is a sign up here in
the studio and it has been Jesu, it's a record
seventy nine working days since the last old man's napping.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm going to do. I'm just going to fix that.
Make sure that you take that little fade out off
and done, and next time that will not happen. How
good is it?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh? Looking forward to that? So good? Looking forward to that?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Tell you what does take this thing out of the
start of the show. It does take this thing out
of the start of the show.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, they're caught a sting for a reason, but
not for that reason.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
We'll get it back. We'll get it back. It's an
audio medium, after all.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I know we're both very tired and may talk about
it coming up next. I was up all night studying
for the show. We've got Guy Williams later on after
eight o'clock. He's done a six part documentary on my hometown.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I had to catch up before we talk to him. Well,
you can do six parts on my muddy, It's impressive.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
It's fifteen Mate, Jerry and Mania the Hodkey Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'm just wondering that we can have another go at
the beginning of the show, just for a little bit.
Weird to start the show on the wrong foot like that.
Should we start again?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Were to take a mulligan? Yeah, this is this is
a radio mulligan and take two.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Jemma.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I think their names a week Days Radio Hood, Ucky
Manaya Guy, Vanya.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I actually think it was good before. To be honest,
are you like the first time? I think I prefer the.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Old Man's I think that guy, I'm not sure what
his name is. I think he's done a great job there,
and I think we need to pay tribute to him.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh, there's no doubt. Yeah, he did a great he
did a great job. He's trying, he's trying. There is
an issue with now that we're adding the music and
underneath the underneath them, it's sort of betraying their singing ability.
It definitely sounds better, but I think it's really pointing
out that they're not in the road.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Key are we sure it's sounding better? Like I think
some of them are some of them aren't.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I think that one there, with all due respect to
that unknown person, unnamed person.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He sounds like a room of people are singing along
with that song, and then you've isolated his vocals and
he didn't know that anyone was going to hear him
singing it.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I don't know if I think he's in six different
keys there.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, well, okay, so we've had him. We've got this
guy here.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
I heard there.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Was you know, I think this guy's okay. It doesn't
matter what key is singing.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It works because it's basically spoken words slam pole oracky.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
This is the best.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
But not.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Sulted that now. I feel that for some reason he
went for it. Well, he went deep with it himself
for that one.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And that's what's resonating with you, jiy, the DP you
go inside yourself, the deep, it resonates with your audience.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I wonder whether as well people can actually specify whether
they want the backing vocal.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean, some people probably don't want it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
If you'd like to request the backing vocal, Yeah, some
people want the.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
People.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Some people want your audio efforts on the back of them, Yeah,
but some people just want to go acapella.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The annoying part of what we've done here is, and
this is classic Gass, is we've started with you guys
sending this thing so that we don't have to make them,
and now we've ended up at a place where they're
sending in this thing and we're still having to make them.
So we've got the some of our engineered the worst
of both worlds.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Well, let's be clear. What's happened here is people have
sending their things and they've done the right thing. And
then what Root has done is with his musical ability
and and also his musical engineering skills, is that it's
just like when we sang the song and the bass
of the even we all got together, we got the
(05:07):
vibe going. Everyone had the right intention, yes, and people
are coming with the right intention. And then Rude is like,
this is not good enough, but this is not quite right.
I think I can make this better.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm actually going to push back on you hid here
because last week you weren't here and acc here. G
Lane a number of times heard these dry with no
music behind them. He is like the way they're just
hanging out there like an old man's nabby, And that
may have encouraged me and given and given me free
license you go and do it. The other problem now
is that because I've gone back and redone them all,
(05:39):
I've unfortunately recorded over.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
All the.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Wedding video, taped over the wedding video with the multi
or blocks fist the lions.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh no, I'm like that kid that's done too much
on your artwork, like it looked quite good at one point.
I'll just add the better read. Oh no.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
But that's always the question where do you stop on them?
Where do you stop? Do you start giving their vocals
to start pitching their vocals.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Around Kelly add a three part harmony.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Re recording their vocals like you re recorded that that
song that we sing in the basse of Eden Park
that time.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What's happening here, Ruder is Jerry's upset that that he's
been cut out of that, I think, and it's he
was fine with it at the time, or at least
they could masket it up, but now he's really letting
it out.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Now there's enough time under the bridge.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
He feels hurt that he was he was edited out
of that back Toten Park story.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I gave that song everything I had. It was. I
gave it everything. To be fair, it wasn't you. I
was you sure? It wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
It was a woman's voice. It was a woman's voice.
It was either Zuli or it was Ella. And that's
what prompted Rudor to to cut that out. It wasn't you,
Jerry A right do?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Ruder's looking at me like it was me? I think
it was me. I don't think it. Ruder knows exactly
who it was. Who was it.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I have no issue with the person that was singing
flat and that day, because it was all you know,
I've just been playing people that are singing horribly out
of tune, and that's fine with me because I want
people to give it a go.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Was that he was going too hard? Because Jerry was
really gowned pretty hard there.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I was too close to the mic and just seeing
a bit of your glory? Was that the problem?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Was it a stolen thunder?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
What? What?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
A stolen value?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You know what it was? That's the time for honesty.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I stuffed it up and so I needed to redo
it because I stuffed it up, and I wasn't happy
with how ID stuffed.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It up, so I read that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Did you you didn't stuff? I got some of the
lines wrong or something.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You flubbed a couple of I did.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't hurt my feelings. I went again by myself
six times.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
To be fear.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think it sounds great there. It doesn't sounds bitter
without Jerry anyway.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Jerry and Minn, The hold Ikey Breakfast, The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
Timar Rule, is.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It ice Cube?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
No man on this time?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
On this Day. In nineteen eighty six, Slice of Heaven
hits number one.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Written for the.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Movie foot Rot Flats of Dog's Tail, Dave Dobbins hit
single featuring reggae band Herbs top the charts for eight weeks.
In two thousand and one, APRO, the Australasian Performing Rights Association,
voted for New Zealand's top songs of all time The
Gonzot the greatest New Zealand song of all time. Slice
of Heaven was rated number seven.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Was it? Where did it get to? On the East
Gyman Media Control chot.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, it's these these has really fallen by the way side.
I reckon it wouldn't have registered.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I can't imagine this song really loomed large over my childhood.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Because I remember renting the vh s back in the
day and watching and I would I would go and
rent that just so that I could skip to the
credits at the end and watch this because they played
this song over the credits.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So good. Yeah, I remember when it came out. It
definitely loomed large. And I like the way you said
you pronounced the.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Band who was singing with Dave Dobbin herbs correctly as
opposed to what the herbs of the herbs. It's a
bit like Pexi's and that pexis pexis. It's pexis farmers,
what farmers, the shop, the shop my mother's farmers.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
When the farmers.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Growing up, she's like, we're going to go to the
farmers or we go to what? Yeah, we go to
the New World. And he used to drive me insane.
And I think she said it by accident once and
she saw me have an absolute meltdown over it, and
for the rest of her life she was like, I
will endeavor to say that in front of every single thing.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Just putting a definite article on the front of everything. Okay, interesting,
I thought I thought your mother was a woman of education.
She's doing it on purpose to infuriate metcha.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
In nineteen eighty eight, the Mark Todd wins his individual
eventing gold medal.
Speaker 10 (09:51):
And he's clear over that he can do what he
likes with these last two. It really doesn't matter. It's
Todd for two two y Mark Titan Narisma. The first
time since nineteen thirty two that one horse and rider
have won the Olympic gold medal for the three day
events in two successive Olympic Games.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
And it was a key where you who doesn't?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, he did it, a top charisma at the Soul Olympics.
This was Todd's second consecutive Olympic gold after also winning
in La in nineteen eighty four on the same horse.
He became only the second rider in history. As we
heard this, it's nineteen thirty two. Despite being considered too
small for top level of ventding, just fifteen point three
hands a small horse.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Who Mark Todd? No, No, he was too small? Charisma, Oh,
charisma was too small? Charisma? Too small? Yes? Not that
I saw on two that time.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Known for two things, Jerry agility and Tecker and you
can't coach.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And it also is downsta.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
His operation downstairs, the Todd Charisma partnership is still regarded
as one of the greatest and equestrian history. It's up
there with Gandalf and Shadow Facts.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
For me, would you say better than blithe Taite and
Ready Teddy? Probably better than blithe Tape?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
About Bounce, you know that? Who's four jeer for us
on Bounce? I mean, I think I believe he won
the world championship nineteen ninety two on bounce.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I thought that was a document after about a six
day bender, speaking a sixth day benders. Charisma died on
January seventh, two thousand and three, at his home farm
in Cambridge. I'm just out there on a tractor. He
was euthanized at age thirty after breaking his shoulder. Ah yeah,
how did he do that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Jump?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I'm trying to show jump to relive that great those
great days sold eighty eight and of course Los Angeles
eighty four.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He was just out in the paddock. He's just like
you guys, remember Soul Lady eight.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I was just coming up to that last year.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
How much of it was to do with Charisma? How
much of it was to do with Mark titter I
always wondered about that also. I remember Mark Todd after
he'd won that goal, he was having a ciggi out
the back and they sort of are filming him and
he's just having a sigi.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, those are the days.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
A couple of questions on that year. Does the horse
get a middle No? Does the horse get a sigi?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
No, But you didn't get a bell t commercial PC
gun Man, probably a lot of hay.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Nineteen ninety five, The Oldis released their second studio album,
What's the Story.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Cells three hundred and forty seven thousand.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Copies in the first week.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It became one of the best selling albums of all
time in the UK, over twenty two million copies worldwide.
Featured the hits Morning Glory, Don't Look Back and Angus Champagne,
Sup and Over and this One Can't.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Would you say the best album Ruder Oasis best album,
not the best album of all time, probably not even
in the top thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Would you say singing a little flat Ruder? Would you
go back and re record his vocals and change.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It up a little bit? It's perfect?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Okay, it's perfect and it's imperfection.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, it's imperfections that make things perfect, like old Man's
napping and the start of a radio share.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Born on this day.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
This thing, excuse me, this thing front Man of Police, Wow,
huge Solorea.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's not its seventy four best thing. It's not that.
It's not that song, this Sting, No, the thing.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Just thing seventy four today born Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner.
Can see why he went with Sting seventeen Grammy no
awards plus Golden globes, Emmy's oscars.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Why they call him the Sting because he wore a
jumper once that was bumblebee striped.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Is that her?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, that's the reason. That's it. Isn't a tetric sex,
isn't he?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, you're gonna still thrown down at seventy four.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He's pretty he's looking pretty good. He's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And that is the history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow Timuru
for Thursday, the second of October twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
What band is this? Jerry?
Speaker 12 (13:38):
This here is the Black Keys, Ruder, It's not Black
Keys now, it's the Black keysig, not the the Black Keys.
Speaker 13 (13:49):
Jerry and Mian Knight, the Hot Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
From the Office. Kat and Claire no different, Kat and
Claire different. K Okay, that's the cult. Well, that's settle
for them. Six thirty eight on the Heart Keep.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Jerry, you must have back in the day, did you
ever play You must have played sports games in your
flatting situations?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Joannel with rugby as you'll go together? Oh yeah, Jenelan
with Rugby was a big one. Going back further than that,
super Manaco Grand Prix. Oh yeah, what's that on the
Sega Yeah, that was on the Sega. Yeah, on the
Sega Master System. I think it was going back even
further than that. A Pong on Atari. Yeah, yeah, cheers
(14:28):
where it used to take at least five minutes to
think of a move.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
The screen just used to flash.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Did you have pac Man back in the day on
the Atario?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I had pac Man on the Atari Combat as Wellstroids
as well.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It was a big one on the Atari. We talked
about it before.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
But whatever Sega Mega System already ever had.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Alex the Kid is the default game. I think I
feel like that was that was a Mega Drive, wasn't it.
It was Master?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Don't forget Master.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And if you didn't have a game and it would
just play Alex the Kid, but if you didn't have
a memory card, then you would have to restart, and
you never got further than the first leve. I must
have played that first level of billion times.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
How about amstrat I feel like the ones with the tapes.
I never and used to load the tapes. It took
at least twenty minutes to load a tape, and then
you get the game after.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That, and you'd rather do a Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
At that point when I was flatting, it was a
little bit of fever, but mostly the NBA two K game.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh yes, yeah, that one was.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
We used to play drinking games there where if a
white guy dunked, it was yet to take a drink.
It was a white on white Elliott and it was
half a vessel.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And that one put me to bed on Friday night
one night. The EA Sports, the you know E Sports.
It's in the game. It's in the game.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, that's right. It's just sold for fifty five billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That is a ridiculous number.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
I know it is.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It will surprise you not at all to know that
it's the Saudi Public Investment Fund that have brought it.
It is the largest catalog of sports games the entertainment industry,
including Madden. I don't know if you ever played that,
but that's the NFL one. I've got a lot of
mates who played Madden. Seems like it seems like it
it's almost a better video game than it is a
sport to watch the NFL. So, yeah, they've bought it
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fifty five billion dollars. I mean, just this year an
NRL game came out and people were complaining about the
the fact that it wasn't quite up to scratch compared
to the old rugby games, which were EA and now
I wonder if now that they've got this fifty five
billion dollars and it seems to me that the Saudis
aren't too worried about turning a profit. They just want
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to buy stuff to sort of sports wash through it.
They have so much money they are essentially just looking
for places to put their billions and billions of oil
dollars that they have. They're looking for stuff to do.
And the knock on the rugby games has always been
there's not a big enough audience of people that play,
that watch rugby, that play rugby that they can that
a company can invest in making a decent video game,
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like with basketball, like with soccer. Well, now that they've
got Bloody eas bought sorry, the Saudis have bought EA Sports.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Plus the Saudas have brought this new rugby three sixty
competition that's supposed to start.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Late next year.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I'm wondering if maybe we're gonna end up with a
new rugby game.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, far too overdue rugby O eight
rugby oh six, Yes, some of the best games I've
ever played.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
In my life, or whether eventually over time.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
This is part of the simulation theory, isn't it that
over time it will just be sports, will just be
a video game.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Why have in thirty or forty or fifty years time,
why actually have people playing if you own the competition, Yeah,
and you own the video component to the competition, and
you can create people who actually play it, and you
won't be able to tell the difference between what's real
and what's not real.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Well, people are already just watching people play video games
now anyway, playing whole tournaments, white kids, Textra or three
four three Shane warn cricket.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Did you ever play that? Yeah? Oh my god, that
was good.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah, I love Shane Warn cricket, Shaye Warn cricket, Rocky
Ponting cricket as well. Yeah, when the confidence meet a
filled up you can one and bowl either like a dozer.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Or a wrongin or a little buddy all go down there.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Back to that idea of people watching people play games,
I never thought in my life that I'd never see that,
Like people like my son choosing that he would there's
a live sporting event one and he would rather watch
someone else playing a game that he doesn't even play himself, No,
and it's already been played, then watch a live game
that's with real people actually playing.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah. Oh the Tony Hawk's pro Skater that was.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That wasn't today tomorrow to Mura yesterday.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It was, Oh my gosh, a great game.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
We just accidentally wandered and to just remember this game.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Unfortunately, we're way down the rabbit hole on nostalgic video games,
aren't we. After the news that EA Sports has been
bought by the Saudi or partly at least by the
Saudi Public Investment Fund, to the tune of fifty five
billion dollars, I was saying this is potentially good news
for a new rugby game someone sticks to on three
four eight three. They do make a rugby game every year.
The last time was Rugby twenty five and it sucked. Yeah, yeah,
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this is the problem.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I feel like they got to Rugby eight, which was excellent.
I spent so much my time playing Rugby eight.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
When I probably should have been at school. But they
stopped there, and so every game ever since has basically
been a reskin with updated rosters.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
But it was just basically Rugby O eight. Okay, basical
play so much of that as a kid. Well, how
could they make it better than Rugby O eight? That's
the question.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Wow, this is the thing. I don't know, you know,
but I'm sure that with fifty five billion dollars you
could probably figure it out. It was so much fun
to play against each other. There were only a couple
of rules that we had doing force on ourselves. One
was there was a glitch where if you kicked the
ball and your winger was already out of bounds and
ran up the sideline and caught it, it would be
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your throw at the lineup, so you could piggyback your
way up the field. The other one was if you
took a shot at goal from a penalty, you'd actually
just pointed it way out of the sideline, kick it
to your winger and they'll score unopposed.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And then the third one was what we me and
my father referred to as wiggly running, which is when
you got the ball and and you just slam the
run the joystick back and forth.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Possible, it's impossible to tackle. Possible. Yeah. I like that
glitch though, where you kick out to the wagon then
someone scores. I've seen people do it recently in club games.
It's an actual flat it is, it's an exploit. I
was just having a look at it.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Took me back talking about old games and took me
back to game and watch games. I don't know, this
is definitely before your time and I but they were
filling it. They were game and watch like game and
watch like a like a like a watch that you
were on your wrist. So I think the watch was
actually watching rather than the article on your wrist.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But they were like little little mini games. You only
had one on them handheld. You didn't you didn't plug
it into your TV.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
No, it was a battery powered with your little disc batteries.
What are they called, the flat little.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Flatch the watch batteries, Yeah, whatever they are. Yeah, and
it used to rip through those quite quickly. And Octopus.
I've just gone through the list of all of the
game and watch games.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Nintendo put them out before they got to the game Boy,
and the game Boy was like basically game and watch
but with lots of games in it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, handheld and Octopus.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I spent so much time on Octopus, way too much time, Popeye,
all of these fire all of these games.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
People who are listening or remember game and watch.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, so this is like, that's a it's a step
up from your Tetris ones.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, two buttons, one on each, one on one for
each thumb and then what you just go left or
right or Yeah, that was that was basically left. It
was left or right. It was super super basic and.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You would play that for hours until the batteries died.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Hours and hours. A lot of texts coming in. Richard
Handley's board game.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Did you ever play that? I know, Richard Hendley's board game.
It was really boring. It was a little bit like
card cricket.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, we had we had card.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Cricket But how did card cricket work. You had to
your two packs and you'd pick.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
The bowler would pick a pack and then he'd hand
it down, and then the batsman a card, and so
the board would be like ball outside of stump. And
then the batsman would pick a card and it would
say four, and you'd write.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Four in the school book. It was basically scoring using cards.
It sucks. It was just running a school book. I
had nothing. Ruda would have been. It was numbers.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Loves numbers.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
You loved it. I did. Do you know what? I
had no skill involved in it at all.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That's going to make me sound really sad. But I
played a whole World Cup with nine teams Zimbabwe right
through to New Zealand. After that, Yeah, by myself in
my room, not long after the crow. My god, they
explained so much about you. I rememberize the board game.
I'm just looking at it now. Do you know if
you drew a five and an eight you would get
three runs? Did you know that?
Speaker 13 (22:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
That doesn't make any sense. I was more of a
car cricket guy than a card cricket Yeah. My father
and I driving up and down the South Island. You
could get, we'd get test matches and where you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Go two innings. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
So the rules were cars one run ye, truck four
runs yep to bike six yeah, trailer out, trailer out,
trailer out, which is very hard to play on state
highways because of truck and trailer. Yes, so four runs
and then you're out, okay, and then if you got overtaken,
you were also out, which was annoying to me.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Because Dad could influence that would be good.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
We used to play entire test matches where we would
would write down a team each. So we'd name a team,
but I'd have Nathan Estel and Craig McMillan and Wacker.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Eunice and you know, all sorts. I love the fact
I love your dad driving along scoring at the same time, well,
I had to all the scoring. I'm no good for
the numbers, so I might a good bit crowd of
every now and then. Okay, Cracket.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Calculator games, boxing, baseball eight game, in game, dice game.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
That's right, the Cassio Calculo games and also the Casio
Calculator Watch games.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Boxing is a big one.
Speaker 13 (23:56):
Jerry and Mini, the hod Ikey Breakfast You.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Shake my ears and you're right on my brain too
much left un drub on and soon you'll have to
find frumps till.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Nine and just oh listen to that now.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
That is good, roady, that is good, and that sounds
fantastic with the backing as well rock and roll fellas.
If you'd like to send one of those in, go
to the iHeartRadio app, press a little microphone icon, send
it in and we will plaid on the radio.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I know we say this at the start of every hour, Jerry,
but this is a huge hour radio, huge huge hour.
Already we've got details on how you can win an
eight thousand dollars diamond engagement right now. You can't put
a price on love, but if you had to, it'll
be somewhere around that grand, somewhere around a grand plus
another fifty grand. Sounds so disappointing enough to say eight
(24:49):
thousand dollars fifty dollars up programs with the Hodoky Breakfast Mastermind.
But a boomer, I t this our a reckon, Jerry.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, but up next. I know you're in the gun
through it at the moment.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We're talking, yes today about how you're soldiering on with
Coudrel Just last night I tuned into iHeartRadio for the
a SEC's live coverage of the first T twenty between
Australia and the black Caps, and I hear yours dulcet tones.
Now I went to bed in a change of intings.
But I understand you commentated all the way through. Yes,
so I can only imagine how bug a jar this morning.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yes, I did. I think that's the hardest thing is
getting to sleep after that comment train. This is so wirt.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, and so I know that you're feeling a little
bit behind the eight ball this morning. I know he's
soldiering on with Quadrel up knicks.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I've got the top five tips for how to soldier
on when you haven't had a great sleep.
Speaker 13 (25:40):
Jerry in the Night the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Jerry, you've been soldering on with Quadrel this week, you've
gone back down. I mean, I feel like this show
we've basically been flirting with a cold for about two
months now. There there was a period there we were
all soldiering on with Quadrel, various we recovered at various
different rates, and now you've gone down again. I think
it was a week on the slopes that probably did
it act out here, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Also being away with my family and there was a
lot of six swirling around my family, it seems like
just this beginning of spring, well, not.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
The beginning of spring. I we're halfway through now, seeking
of October, but.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Change of seed, change of season. Spring, it's that last
little bit of the winter ills all of a sudden.
I know a lot of people who have because you
get the new tests which test out what you've actually got,
whether you've got influenza A, influenza B or COVID. It
gives you the full that's a slightly different test, but
it gives you the full. It gives you the full
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rundown of what you're doing and what you don't have
and what do you got. Quite handy, I haven't tested.
I haven't tested. I've just got a stand a could I.
And so then last night, so yesterday, actually sorry, it's
one the clock back a little bit further.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You came in here yesterday. You had the quadreals guy. Yes,
in fact, you gave me one of the coudreals. Yeah,
the proper the sea wars we're talking about here, the
sea wars with the Pseudophaedriam that David Seymour put back
on the ship.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yeah, the ones that are hard to get at the chemist,
the ones that they make you feel bad about buying.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
We call them sea wars here, and you should do.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So you were on the sea wals.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I got on the sea wars with you yesterday and
then I realized last night when I flicked on the
cricket shadou to Tim Robinson one hundred runs, I thought
he was one of the poos, mate, but that's actually
David Tim Robbins, Tim Robbins, is it anyway, Christopher Robin,
Christopher Robin, Yes, no, anyway, Tim Robinson scored one hundred. Yeah,
that's by the bye. You commentated that entire game. Now
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I had the luxury of once we finished our innings
and we had only scored one hundred and eighty runs,
I was like, I know exactly how this is going.
This Australian team could score four hundred if they wanted to,
And so I went to bid you had to commentate
the rest of the game, yes, which finished at what time?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I think I got out of there at around about
quarter to eleven. Yeah, great, And so I was at
home at around about eleven even.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And then for anyone who's never commentated a cricket game,
which I expect as ninety nine percent of people, when
you get home, it's not like you can just go
to sleep because your brain is white.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
No, and my brain because we've been talking about bush experiences,
and so I was just very focused on going back
over those bush experiences, and I was reliving those bush
experiences as I was lying in bed by myself.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
They're trying to get the sleep, and we're not talking
about year nine camp.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
It did involve year year twelve rung a Ticki River experience.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
But still, and so then this morning you've come in
and look, I'm gotta be honest, you don't seem that
much more tired than usual, but I know that you are.
And so I've found an article from the New Zealand
Herald that shears five science backed ways to recover if
you're not getting a good sleep.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
These are the best ways that they reckon.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
There's things like protein rich breakfasts, getting outside, drinking water
before coffee, moving your body here caps all this kind
of stuff, powernaps. The article argues that small, deliberate choices
can blunt effix of no sleep from the first meal
to midday naps. Each tip aims to stabilize energy, sharp
and focus and avoid the crash that comes with poor wrist.
So tip number one jeremmy, Yes, exercise outdoors first thing?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Ah, yeah, okay, have you done that? Well?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
No, that's quite hard because I've come in here and
done a radio show from five in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
So that's a difficult thing.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Although I could just quickly go out for a quick
brisk walk around the courtyard.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I think you should, so I could do that, run
a couple of shuttles.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Did you come in on your e bike?
Speaker 13 (29:19):
This?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I came in in the car because I thought it
was going to rain. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
See the bike would have been the go eggs for breakfast,
high protein and avoid heavy cars.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Or has anyone got any eggs lying around?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
I mean there is a kitchen out there in the
work and oftentimes a lot of people from our work
do cook things using the sandwich press.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, gone, steal a couple of eggs out of the thing.
Number three cold shower. Do you have a cold shower
this morning?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I had a very very hot shower. Actually sometimes I
do have a cold show that works though. Boy, that'll
wake you up.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, because it sucks. Yeah, things that suck wake you up.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
The psychology of the.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Cold swim is such an interesting one, and I know
that it does have a huge amount of health benefits. Yeah,
they've been proven, but nobody knows exactly why.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's because it sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
So you reckon it's an overcoming thing.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, it's like that, I'll give you something to cry about.
Thing that Fizzio mate was talking about the other day.
As you get in the cold water and you're like,
this sucks. Then you get out and you're like, why
do I feel amazing because you just did something that sucks.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah, and now you're not knowing it the anticipation of
doing it, and then you go, Okay, I have overcome.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I have overcome.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
It's tricking your brain into the fact that you've overcome something.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's like if you have a writer to do list,
put the first thing on your to do list is
right to do list, and you've immediately ticked something off
just by doing that.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
TEP number four get on the seamars. Well, I'm on
the sea wars, so no problem about that. But part
of my problem as well. Last night is when I
went to bed thinking about bush experiences. I put on
a podcast because I was wired. I was wide awake
because I've been on the Sea Wars all day, and
then I got on the other sea wars, the night
Seamars or the night seamen So I had the day
sea wars pulling against the night seamars seams.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You know, the night Seamals took quite a while to cocaine.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I'm listening to a podcast about Marie Antoinette and then
but unfortunately that means that when my alarm went at
five this morning, those night seamars were really kicking in.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
And I was right and the I have a very
deep dreaming about push. So recap. There's five of them.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
I've given you four exercise outdoors, eat some eggs for breakfast,
cold shower number four, Get on the sea wars number five.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Mythmfit of it that I'll sort things out.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Four and five.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, it was just it's a dosage thing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
One the seams of the precursor to number five, which
is the full blown stop stop being around the bush.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Yeah, Jerry and Night the Hotarchy Breakfast sticks on three
four eight three.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Just before Jerry, we were going through your top five
or my top five tips. Four had a soldier on
after a bad sleep which you had last night? After
commentating Deep Off the Nighttime David Seamals last night excise
outdoor eating eggs culture and the Seamaws Metham fitter me
texta on three four three readies up the nose always
they go to for me and a bit of feedback
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on the commentary as well. Ten out of ten on
the commentary last night, Jerry looking forward to moving into
Bulls Deep, which is the cult that you guys are
sitting up.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Let's just be clear, it's not the cult that I'm
sitting up.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
It's the retirement village that metd Heath and acchit g
Lane want to set up, which is mainly based It's
sounding more and more like a cult, but it's really
based around a retirement village where you buy in for
two point eight million dollars and you get some accommodation,
and then there is a sports futonui in the middle,
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a communal sports futnui where everybody sits.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's also a bar and you sit and you watch
sport the whole time. Yeah, And that's.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Basically Bulls Deep it's a retirement community based around sports watching.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I like it right up until the leader of that cult.
It's quite clearly a cult. Yeah, asks to take your
wife off here that.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
There is no They keep tippy toeing around that part
of it, but we all know that that happens with
every single car, every single cult, and then there's a
death packed and then anyone everyone ends up committing suicide,
and then it always ends up wrong.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
The authorities are in there next thing, you know, law.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
And some more echoing the same thing that there was
great commentary last night and they're really looking forward to
joining the cult. I think, Jerry, you wanted to get
to some boomer.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I just to quick recap on this because on Monday.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Long term listeners to the show will remember that there
were some issues around me getting the app onto my
phone so I could get into the building.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yes, so we used to just have doors. We turned
knobs and then open them. That's no longer the case.
They now have swipe cards. The swipe card has now
been replaced by a phone in. Every step was to
try and make it easier for everyone, but it's only
made it harder because every time I swipe my phone
now it brings up you know when you can like
tap and pay with your phone. Now, Yeah, well when
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I try and scan into the door, it brings up
my credit card. Am I getting ripped off?
Speaker 14 (34:04):
Here?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Am I getting fleeced? I haven't checked the balance of it?
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if every time you
into the building, actually it's costing your money rather than
actually getting paid. But anyway, Yeah, there was a lot
of concern I know, not only in this show, but
certainly out in the office and then in the wider
in zid me community of how I would get into
the building. At some stage I felt the concern.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, the country, Jerry, the country was a flutter. They
were concerned from the cap to the bluff.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Well, mainly because I have never used my zid me emails,
and I know that it's a bone of contention for
a lot of people in this building, management administrators, et cetera,
et cetera, cost co host potentially. But for me, my defenses,
I'm here every day. Anybody can check to me, you know,
And I do have two other emails that exist, and
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there's no point in opening up another email. A third
email just seems like a security risk. So I couldn't
get the app because the code was going through. It
turns out that someone had actually sent that to one
of my other emails very kindly, and I appreciate that,
and so I went back and found that and then
downloaded it. Unfortunately, there were two other versions of it,
(35:20):
so I had to go back to another version because
that other version that had expired. But still it's fine.
Downloaded the app on my phone now what I've realized,
and then successfully entered the building Ever since, no problems
at all, I think, to a lot of people's surprise,
to be honest, because I thought they probably thought this
was going to be an ongoing issue.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Shock, it wasn't an ongoing issue. So I solved it.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
So every time I walk through that building now, every
time I swipe home, I genuinely have a dopamine hit.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Hey, you guys getting this too? Or is this just
because I feel like I've solved some boomera? I T yeah, no,
it's just because Yeah, No, I done at all.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Agree. I pushed the up on my phone down for
some reason.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
That's really annoying, but still I do it, push it
and then I hold my phone up and I wait
and then it is a little delay, and I think
is it going to work?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
And then it goes and it makes a little noise.
That noise immediately fills me with dopamine. So that's why
this morning when I came in, you were just walking
in and out of the door over and this is
that I realized when your stocks are low, just into
in and out. But what a track that is on
your brain. It's a little bit like a like on
social media. Real doesn't mean it.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
So yeah, so welcome, Welcome to the world of dopamine
huts through entering your own building.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Look, I had wondered while you're in such a chaper
mood despite your lack of slept this morning some six
on three four a thrand relation to Boomer, I T
did you know you can combine all those emails into
one and box?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah? I did. This is what one thing at a time. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (36:50):
Jerry and Manaia The hod Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Manaia
The hood Ikey Breakfast, seven.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Thirty two on the Hurderchy Breakfast, Okyo.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Later sport headlines thanks to export Ultra to beer for
here Rooster Skipper James Tedesco has issued a shout out
to his massage therapist Paul for keeping his thirty two
year old body and decent neck after earning a second
delim medal for NRL League.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Player of the Year. Yeah, incredible stuff for Teddy.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I've always I've talked about this on the Mad Monday
podcast available.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
We're all good podcasters.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
So I've got an issue with Teddy and it's got
nothing to do with Teddy, And it's just that the
Australian commentator has rated him so highly over the top
of Roger two of us a shit who and for
whatever reason, I don't know, It's like am I missing
something over the side of the ditch. He's a great player,
don't get me wrong, but I just feel like the
Aussies are like, isn't it the greatest thing they ever
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happened to rugby league?
Speaker 8 (37:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
And it immediately puts me off him. Does he do
a lot of work off the field?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
He might do it well according to Paul his massage.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
There, Well, Paul does a lot of work off the field. Paul,
Does Teddy do the work off the field too?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Fearless Paul is.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
What I'm hearing. Fearless as a misuse. How so goes deep?
Doesn't he goes deep deep tissue? He goes deep and
into places that he shouldn't. Yeh ticket, then you can't
coach that he goes into places other people haven't been. Yeah,
puts his head in dark places? Does he put his
head there? That wass a Rugby euphemism that went too far.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
The New Zealand men's and women's cricketers have both succumbed
to Australia.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Have both lost to Australia. Just say lost come, I
changed the last last?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
How I left it this hour?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
What a heck? That word? Don't succumbs? Do you either
want or lose?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Draw? So it comes up there with compass for the
White Ferns have been dismissed for two thirty seven to
lose by eighty nine runs and their fifty eve A
World Cup match and Indra am I pronouncing that right
despite it one hundred and eleven from Sophie divine.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Who did they succumb to? That's as it came to Australia.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
The black Caps have lost by six wickets succumbing and
the opening Chapel Handley T twenty match at Mount Mount
and the visitors after they reached one hundred and eighty two. Sorry,
the visitors did not succumb. They reached one hundred and
eighty two with twenty one balls to spare. They triumphed, triumphed. Well,
either you succumb or you triumph. Is it sircame or succumbed?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Succumbed? They succamb Maybe you can't pass, maybe you can't pass.
Tense it they succumbed it. They have succumbed.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
You know think that is a that's a perfect tense,
isn't it succumbed? Yeah, okay, they have succumbed. They have cicap.
So yeah, there were slippers off and the boots are
being hung up. Wallaby's prop James Slipper, Oh god, did
you write that as well?
Speaker 14 (39:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I cut and paste that and I haven't had time
to edit it.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Sorry, Wallaby's prope James Slipper, I will retire after Saturday's
Blue Slow Cup Test against the All Blacks and Perth.
He succumbed to father time. Yeah sure, just the third
player to reach one hundred and fifty tests. Slips is
one of only three Aussies to play at four separate
rugby World Cups.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
He never won any of them.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Well, Blest, is he hanging up the boots in the
metaphorical sense like you did, Jerry?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Or do you think this is a more literal hanging
up of his rugby bots slips?
Speaker 4 (40:10):
I don't know, slips through some good work off the field.
I don't think he's hanging up the boots like I have.
I'm more of an online business now, I've taken it online.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
What led to you to coming in that way?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah, a lot of things, many age, many age You'll
get there, Rooty, you're only a few years away.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You ate this the slope that goes downhill quite quickly, so.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
You're you're strictly you're a soul trader and a digital
digital operator nowadays online.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast yesterday, Fellows, I
was at the gym.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's new. Yeah, what's new about that? You know?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
It mast shock some people. I don't just wake up.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Like this all right.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Really, I work out extremely hard to have one of
the most rubbish physics you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Do I what are you? What's current regime at the gym?
I'm doing like a full body split three days a week.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
You know what I mean, because what I was finding
is every now and then I'd miss a day and
then all of a sudden, that means leagues aren't getting
done for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
You know, Are you doing interval training?
Speaker 12 (41:12):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
No interval training. Okay, we're just I'm just straight pressing
tin bait. Are you?
Speaker 4 (41:17):
You're just pumping the you're just pumping the turn, just
pumping turn. So for example, yesterday we're into a bit
of bent over rows. Yes, that cranks my lower back.
I'll tell you that for nothing. Then we're onto the
league press. Oh yeah, of the other side of the
you do some good work on the league press.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Do the Lord's work on the league press is the
best because you can load hundreds of kilumitus kilograms ounces
pounds onto the bar and you feel like you're pressing
this incredible weight. But what you're not realizing is that's
on a forty five degree angle and it's on rails.
This is the one where you this is the one
where you like sort of lie on the seat and
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the weight as above you. It's terrifying, like it is
if you're not used to, If you're I'm not used
to that machine. It's terrifying because you've got like one
hundred and forty kilos above you. Yeah, and you've got
to hold onto the wee things so that the handle
so that if you drop it or your knee explodes,
then you can then you can stop it. Yeah, that's
not one I can do. Are you on the deadlift? Yeah,
(42:15):
I'll get on the dead lift. The ass great for
the ass, great for the entire posterior chain, but my
terrible for the lower back. My hamstrings are too short
to where I have to I'll place it up on it.
Look anyway, just saw by the bye get at me
for the regime and the DMS. But I was on
the League Press yesterday and I just walked over and
it was I had no weights on it, and I
(42:37):
was like, great, finally someone's put their weight to it.
So I go to put a few twenties on there,
quite a few. And this guy he was he was
sitting on the League extension machine which faces you, and
he was looking at me and he had this weird
look on his face, and I was like, Initially, I
was like I must know this guy.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
And I looked and him like I don't know you.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
And then he looked away, right, So I went around
the other side, put another weight on, went back around
that same side where I could see him again. He's
looking at me again, confused look on his face, and
I was like, geez, I don't know. Maybe he recognizes
me from charging down the conversion against the Tmoka under
eighteen's or something.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
What was this? Can I just ask was this Liz Mells?
It was Liz Mells. I know what's going on. I
know what's gonna happen here.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
So then that started going through my mind. Yes, But
then I was like, wow, there's some hot dudes in here.
I'm probably on the top ten.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Do you shower at the gym? Do you trim your downstairs?
Speaker 13 (43:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I don't shower at that because of the heavy atmosphere
and the changing around Chicken.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
So I keep going on putting another one on. This
guy's still looking at me, and it's getting to the
point where I'm like, I think I'm gonna have a word,
like or ask him or just say good ay, and
and then see how he if he sees anything whatever.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I'm like, this could go one of two ways.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, Because it was such a strange look of confus
he looked at.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Me like I was an idiot, and I was like what.
And then I was like, in my mind, I'm going
is he judging me because I'm not putting enough weight
on this thing?
Speaker 13 (44:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Is he judging how? Like I'm a bigger guy and
I'm not putting much weight on the things. I was like,
all the stuff's going through my head. I finished putting
the weight on, I go to lie down in the seat.
It doesn't have a seat. It's the machine's been taken
down for maintain and the seat's gone. And I've loaded
one hundred and forty kilo a.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Machine with no seats. So he's just waiting.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
He knows is winsor cit he gonna collect? When's there
is no seat on the special? I think, yeah, come on,
manro there's no seat on the exactly. But I suppose
he didn't want to be patronizing. Yeah, yeah, he didn't
know what I was so and he probably wanted to
make laft you on the shower.
Speaker 13 (44:44):
Jerry in the Night, the Hodarchy, Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
The Hadicky Breakfast Mastermind as right as I scrolled frantically
to find the right part of the dog. Yesterday's Mastermind
topic was best selling compact discs of all time and
Greg from cor Fire once came second in a chilling
chili heading competition, took away the cash.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
He should have actually come, He.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Should have done a lot better. Greg from to Corfi
and actually eating competition. It was him and one other person.
Remember he was saying yesterday, okay, and he ended.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Up it ended up what was it? In the end,
he had to put his tongue out and he put
a whole lot of special sauce on his tongue, and
it was.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
They put a Litz cigarette on his tongue in the
first person put their tongue back in their mouth.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Lost. Yeah, that was the That was how to get
over the tie.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
And I was saying to him yesterday, like that is
worst case scenario. You've been through all of the pain
that the guy that won it did, but you lost.
So it doesn't get much worse than that. But anyway, today,
since both the White Ferns and the Black Caps succumbed
to Australia overnight succumbed, this came today's Mastermind topic is
succumbing to Australia.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Mike from Well into Good Moody, Welcome to the show.
Nice to talk to you again, my ca.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
I remember last time we spoke to you, we talked
about the perfect dig and poaching the perfect dig, and
you know exactly how to poach the perfect dear, and
I'd like to hear it again how to post it
perfectly before we do that though, in your opinion? What
how what does the perfect egg look like when it's
when it's on toast? I'm assuming that it is on
the toast. How does it look is it?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Is it running? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (46:16):
I mustn't split ideally and super round. You've got to
do the swift thing before you put it in the
boiling vinegar and water.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
So so you go the whirlpool. Yeah, and how are
you dropping the water? I know we've been through this,
but how are you dropping the egg into the water?
You just crack it on the pot and then drop
that thing in.
Speaker 15 (46:34):
No, No, that's kaos.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I got this.
Speaker 15 (46:36):
I've got this little plastic green bowl and I can
and I can squeeze the edges, so I just sort
of sort of flip it in there, just.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Sort of wadded in there, flip flop it in there. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
No, there's a word I haven't ever heard of my life.
Flopping in there, but it seems to make a lot
of sense. Atom had a peck. I guess, Mike, Yes, Mike, Okay,
so you're a muffin You're you're a muffins black man.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
I like the muffin man.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
All right, Mike, the muff man. You know how this works.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Forty five seconds, He's going to flop three questions in there.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
An you one, so five questions, you're going to get
three correct?
Speaker 4 (47:20):
You can pass it anytime, pass quickly if you're going
to pass, and of course if we stuff it up,
you win.
Speaker 12 (47:25):
Mike.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Let's get into it.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Question number one? What year did Australia beat the All
Blacks last at Eden Park?
Speaker 14 (47:38):
No?
Speaker 4 (47:38):
How many Netball World Cup Finals have Australia beaten the
silver fern zone?
Speaker 7 (47:43):
Or No?
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Who told Byron callaher four more years boys? At the
two thousand and three Rugby World.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Cup Freagan correct?
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Who scored one hundred and thirty and a loss to
Australia And the nineteen ninety six Cricket World Cup. Yes,
who kicked the winning penalty for the Wallabies when they
beat the All Blacks at the Cake Tin and two
thousand ah? What year did Australia last beat the All
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Blacks at Eaton Park. Mike, you did so class, you
were too you were run away, Mike, sure.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
So close?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I mean so it was nineteen eighty six. I was
he last beat the All Blacks a Edon Park. That
was a hard one. That's not even harder. The Silver
Fans have been beaten five times in finals by Australia.
But Man, I thought you were going to get Johnny Wills,
after you got George Gregan, then Chris Harris straight into
John Hills.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Damn, bad luck to Mike. Bad luck, Mike.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
I was there in two thousand at the Caketon John Ells,
and I've told you about a million times that was
I blame craked out. He understands, He definitely understands what
was going on there.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
If you think you can do a bit of the
mic and make sure that you give us a call
tomorrow will be up to one hundred dollars, which of
a Friday would be very welcome in my back.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Coming up after eight o'clock. My theories, Jeri's theories.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
What percentage of the population do I think have joined
the mile High Club?
Speaker 13 (49:09):
Jerry and Midnight the Hotiarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 7 (49:15):
Thirday.
Speaker 14 (49:15):
You will find their two hockey.
Speaker 6 (49:22):
Deco Cherry.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
Cherry a.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Nice and happy company this morning on the Hiderchey Breakfast Thursday,
the second of October twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
That album came out in nineteen ninety five, thirty years
old today, that very album.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Happy Birthday? What's the story Morning Glory?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Parentheses? What's the story in parentheses? Morning Glory?
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Can I album have a birthday? I don't think so
release day because it was released on a day, wasn't it.
But it was made on a completely different day.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
So we're humans.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Other months are people still putting half of the title
of a song or album.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
And parentheses anymore? And they've fallen by the way. So
I struggled with that and annoyed me slightly.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Used to drive me insane. Just call it one thing
or the other. Not get off the fence, you know
what I mean? Get my name?
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Why does love do this to me?
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah? Why isn't it just called Why does love do
this to me?
Speaker 14 (50:18):
Do this to me?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
You'll just show me too clever, try me too fancy bands? Yeah,
that's right, that's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Artists say, Hey, I know we say this at the
top of every hour, but this hour is no exception.
Huge hour, huge hour of radio details on how you
can win an eight thousand dollars ring, presumably to propose
we don't want to see that on trade me Guy.
Guy Williams as well joins us as show in ZID
tomorrow is all about my hometown. I've done my homework.
(50:45):
I watched every episode last night. There a few of
mates in there, one of them threateting to bottle him
up next though my theories.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
What percentage of the population do I think have joined
the Mile High Club? Hundred Hodaki eight hundred and forty
eight seven.
Speaker 13 (51:02):
Five Jerry and Mini the Hodikey Breakfast.
Speaker 8 (51:06):
We give Jeremy Wills a question.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
He has to come up with an answer.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
And a reason why.
Speaker 16 (51:13):
You have to figure out what answer he would come
up with, and a reason why. If you're closest, you win.
It's time for Jerry's theory.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Succinct succinct.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
So far we've had things like so the point of
this is that it's not what the actual answer is,
it's what you think.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Jerry thinks the answer is.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
It's a game that I have played on many a
road trip because you don't need to have the actual answer,
so you can play it with no strings attached, no
googling required. So far, we've had in what year was
the first backflip performed? I think you were somewhere around
the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
She was.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
I was actually fifteen thirty five. I think I thought
Hampton Court Palace. Yeah, that's a court jest that you
were think, that's what I thought. Yeah, God, that would
have brought thet to its knees. Imagine the first guy
to ever do a backflip, they would have drowned him
for witchery. Yeah, because I think the front flip's one thing,
but the backflip whole other thing.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Oh my god, to not be able to see where
you're going. Then a couple of weeks ago and my
mother not a fan of this one. How many sexual
partners does Jerry think Mania's had?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Yeah, where do we come to eleven? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (52:20):
I think you settled on eleven and again obviously saving
myself for marriage. Sure, we'll get into that after thirty
rather this week, and we've put it on the Instagram story.
We've asked you on three four eight three what percentage
of the population does.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Jerry think have joined the mile High Club.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
This is off the back of the couple who were
escorted off a plane earlier this week by police for
beginning a little bit too amorous on the plane.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
And it got us thinking, how many people does Jerry
think have been in the my High club?
Speaker 4 (52:47):
And let's just say just to define the mile high club,
because I think that's an important part to define the
terms of reference here as.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Home base on a plane, Yes, home base, So that's
second third, all the way home.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
All the way home, all the way home, all the
way home.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
This little piggy went, we we we we we all
the way home.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, now you could say that.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Now are you requiring because when I think my high club,
I think in the toilet facilities.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Digitally, yeah, generally, but will you my experience years and
my experience, your experience and my experience years.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Okay, there's a clue and the toilet facilities, there's a
there's a lot of space on the is a larger man.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
There's a Bernie.
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Oh my god, I know I can really fit in
those things by myself, you know, let alone with has
been the Hidaki hive.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
The Hidaki hive might is activated this morning on three
four eight three, and the same question has come through
over and over and over again. I don't want to
give away your answer too much, but I feel like
we need to address this. Does a number three count?
Speaker 13 (53:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (53:59):
No, no, no, no, that needs to be with a partner.
That's the mile Eye Club. That's a completely different thing. Yeah, No,
this is this has to be you and another person
home base all the way.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Okay, So give us a call. I eight hundred hajaki
I eight hundred four to eight seven two five. I
believe we've got to carry over champion of this as well,
So if you'd like to give us a call as well,
we'll take three callers closest to the penuins, the closest
to the percentage number that Jerry thinks have joined the
mile High Clay.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
And let me just be clear before before we take
those callers. So, I'm thinking of two major facts. I'm
breaking this down into two factors.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
To first authentication, what percentage of the population use air trible?
So I'll be thinking about that across the entire percentage
of humans that we have. Obviously one hundred percent of
humans percent actually use air trible. Yeah, go on, because
you've got factors that you've got third, a lot of
people living in the Third World, huge amount of people on.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
The South Island.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
Yep, there's the South and of course, and there's generational
demographics that I'll be taking into consideration.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, because it would have only started happening probably late nineties,
you'd think.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yeah, exactly. I mean my grandparents, for example, they almost
certainly didn't know. I mean they did travel. They ended
up going to Australia once. But that generation very really
used your travel.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
So that's right.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
So another important question on three four A three. Does
it count if it's in the.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Kaboos Jerry, No, because that's that was the caboose and
where I lost my virginity, that was the train, that
was the Northerner.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
You lost your virginity in the caboose, Yeah. And the cabus. Yeah,
in the back section they'ds just underneath the table. Order
someone family sitting around give us a call.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
Eight hundred hadarky o eight hundred and four to eight
seven five. If you want to play Jerry's theories, how
many people do you think Jerry thinks have joined the
mile high Club.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
As a percentage of the total population we looking for
a number.
Speaker 13 (55:49):
Jerry and Midnight the Darky Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Pretty self explanatory really, some of the theories we've had
Jerry explore on the path And what year was the
first backflip performed? Fifteen thirty five? Was your your guests
or your answer your theory?
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Ben got that. He did that.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
That made Ben the carryover Champion. He came into the
following week and the question was how many sexual partners
does Jerry.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Think Mania has had? And I thought eleven. You thought eleven?
Ben was closest.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I think he thought thirteen. Yeah, close.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Ben was closedmated massively. And so then this week today's
question is what percentage of the world's population does Jerry
think have joined the mile high Club?
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Can't he been on the line?
Speaker 1 (56:35):
And Ben, if you're if you're not on the line,
then you're gonna have to relinquish your carryover championship.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Oh, Ben the carryover champ. I see he has, he
has joined us, so he will be ready to go.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
He will be ready eight hundred hard, eight hundred and
four to eight, seven to five. As I said before,
I think there are two major factors involved here. What
percentage of the world's population actually use your travel currently life.
And the other part about it is what percentage of
the population that you use your travel would actually make
(57:06):
love on a plane? That's right, So not everybody who
uses your travelers over as you're going to want to.
And there's another factor involved, and that is time. So
if you're going to use your trivel but only for
a short period of time, for example, like that couple
over the weekend who were in court for making love
from the Nelson to Auckland on that domestic leg on
the ATR forty two row three, yep.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
That that's you know, an hour is not a lot
of time. You can normally.
Speaker 4 (57:32):
Occupy yourself with either the cuta magazine or maybe a
book cut it.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Maybe just looking out the window.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
Ours seems like plenty. All right, should we go to
the phone lines jury, Who would you like to go
to first? Let's go to Hayden first morn morning, Hayden,
how are you morning?
Speaker 6 (57:48):
That was great?
Speaker 2 (57:50):
Good Hayden. You're from Wellington? Would you like to.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Theorize yourself how many people, I think what percentage of
the population have joined the mile high club?
Speaker 6 (58:01):
I think we've ended up on three percent.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Okay, how did you get there.
Speaker 6 (58:06):
It's just a lot of time and deliberation.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
I suppose you don't no real rhyme or reason.
Speaker 4 (58:13):
Okay, a lot of time, a lot of deliberation with
my rhyme or reason. Okay, three percent for Hayden. Okay,
good on your Hayden will lock that in for you.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Luke from Hamilton, Good morning, morning callers. Luke.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
You're thirty seven. Obviously you've had a bit of experience.
Can I firstly ask are you a member of the
Mile High Club yourself?
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yes, it was, but I'm not no.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Okay, okay, look what is what percentage do you think
Jerry thinks have joined the.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Mile High Club.
Speaker 6 (58:44):
I'm actually starting off for a more than I was
starting if I was going to be a name, but
I'm going to early on to the seventh after hearing
jury's warwards.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
Okay, So where did you get eighteen from?
Speaker 4 (58:56):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (58:56):
No, I just I thought that was alone initially, but
sort of yeah, I know, it just seemed like a
bit of a just a coolistical nightmare.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
Struggling to show working this morning on Jerry's there is
We go to line three. David, you're from christ Church.
What percentage do you think Jerry thinks.
Speaker 7 (59:18):
Well, I'd say based on what Jerry's put out there
in terms of the numbers, I would say it's very
low because and you should time wise international travel, you'd
probably need to be on a line that all flight.
Speaker 13 (59:33):
Not too many people to be on that.
Speaker 7 (59:35):
So I'm going to go worth half percentage?
Speaker 2 (59:37):
Oh, zero point five? Zero point five David from christ Church?
And is that based as well on just your vibe
that you get from people in christ Church?
Speaker 7 (59:49):
Well, I suppose it's as you said, it's been quite difficult.
Now I don't know christ Church didn't eat and flight
wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, it's a logistical nightmare, plus also fitting inside the cubicle.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
All right, so point f David one and forty David. Okay,
and should we go to be in the carryover champ. Yes,
it's good morning, Ben, welcome back.
Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
More than thanks boys, it's been a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Hey go God, so far you you worked out in
what year I thought the first backflip was performed? Where
you were the closest anyway? Fifteen thirty five? And how
many sexual partners I thought Mania had had? How about
this one? What percentage of the population do you think
that I think have joined the Male High Club.
Speaker 14 (01:00:27):
Well it's a bit tricky, you said, the average. Well,
the flight time I went up to Wellington too. I
was just hankering to see the hot Wheels monster trucks
on the weekend in the sky Stadium there. Yeah, And
and the flight time was an hour, right, And and
after you take up takeoff and landing in which you're
(01:00:49):
you know you're supposed to be strapped in, that really
gives you twenty minutes to sort of do the deed.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
And I mean three's enough for me.
Speaker 14 (01:00:58):
But but you know, get in there and and and
you know, distracting the hostess and all that sort of
carry on. And then when you've got two kids who
were sitting in the window seats next to your eyebrows
will be raised if both of the parents then.
Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
They sneak away.
Speaker 14 (01:01:16):
So yeah, I don't know, I was going to say seven,
But am I the last person you're going to be calling? Okay,
So either split the split the belt line and go
five sort of in that in between, or I go
nine and capture the capture the Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
So so it's essentially what Jerry thinks.
Speaker 14 (01:01:37):
And I know Jerry. He's mentioned a few times on
the show that he he uh, well, he used to
be a bit of a demon in the sack like
Jerry Brownly. But but he's since you know, he's since mature,
and he's sound that love is not just a physical thing.
So and he also knows that the millennials are having
(01:01:58):
less sex than ever before in any other generations. So
I'm kind of tempted to go five.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Okay, we'll lock you in for five.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
So then in summary we have Hayden three percent, Luke seven,
David from christ to zero point five, and now Ben
five percent.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Well, I'll tell you what if we bring online David
from christ Church line three. David, you are correct, I said,
and I wrote down here less than one percent of
people in the world are members of the Mile High Club.
Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
That's great. That was my first gift, so I was
going to start at one, and then I thought, atually
is probably lower than one.
Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Yeah, good work, David. I think you and I are
onto something there. I think we I think we're close.
Good on You're David. You are now the champion if
you ticks and guessing around one percent. That includes pilots
and staff and minus liberties, marine mammals, includers are.
Speaker 13 (01:03:00):
Jerry in the Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Guy Welliam was welcome to the studio, Kilda.
Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
Good to be here.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Nice to have you. I believe you've just recently arrived
from the other side of the world.
Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
Yeah, I've been in Turkey, not getting a here transplant though,
just going looking at some mosques.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
And stuff like that. Clearly you didn't deserve that.
Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
I do deserve that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
You have no problem with here. There's no issue much here. Yeah,
although can you just push it back at the front
just for us, just quickly.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
There's no Helline issue there. I had no issues there.
Is it going from the top or the back? That's
the other thing?
Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
Can I say I did? I did comedy in Edinburgh, Scotland,
and then I was making my way back, so I
went to Turkey because it was away on the way back.
I didn't go. I said, I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
I did a joke.
Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
Anyway, you've put me into a hole.
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
The reason you're here, guys, you have a You've got
to show New Zealand tomorrow's time. At the moment, I've
been receiving so many messages about this because it is
a five parts so far expose on the water in
my hometown. Yeah, this is such a bizarre moment because
whenever I introduced myself to people, particularly in the North Island,
I just say I'm from South Canterbury.
Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Because no one knows where why it is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
They don't even know where Timaru is, if I'm honest.
Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's It's a beautiful place I've always
dreamed of going to. Basically, if for Pep haven't seen
the show, my dream was just a comedian, a great
New Zealand comedian called Live Mackenzie. She told me, Hey,
you got to go to this place called way Mate.
They have a wallabye a wallaby sanctuary. People do recorn it. Yeah,
he man, you are from there. That's how you know
you're real it know about that people do very corner well.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Queen and my grandmother were very good friends.
Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
Oh, Queen is one of the most beautiful people I've
ever met. For people who don't know what we're talking about,
it's a beautiful old lady who set up a sanctuary
for an animal, the wallabee, which is a pest everywhere
else in New Zealand, so everywhere else the messages to
shoot or kill or cull a wallaby.
Speaker 17 (01:04:59):
But and why it's celebrated as like they're kind of god.
We still shoot them. I thought I was story just
yesterday about it. We have the piers Quiz every year.
But the problem is you should a mother. It's got
a joey.
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
What happens with the joey, Well, Gwen picks them up
and she rehabilitates.
Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Them, and I will say they can then go on
to breed more pierces and then we can shoot them again.
Speaker 8 (01:05:19):
I've been to New Zealand. I've been to I've lived
in his my entire life, and I've been to every
tourist attraction we have, from the Big Carrot to the
the Hogwarts whatever it's called, the Thing and Matter Matter,
to the Mountains and Queenstown. Right, I'd say the Wallaby
Sanctuary is hands down our best experience by a mile.
Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Because you can literally go in there, feed them, handfeed them,
pat them.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
That's so friendly.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Queen will give you a pair of crocs to walk
through the There.
Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Is the greatest New Zealander the world. She's wildly charismatic.
She has a bird called Blackie, which is not racist,
we found out, and it's just a beautiful place to
meet some beautiful wallabies.
Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Why let's get on to why she makes you wear
a little bit later on. But does the wallaby sanctuary?
Have you been to Alcatraz?
Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
Oh no, no, no, but Alcatraz has closed? Oh yeah,
See I got you there to nice you had me,
but I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Still, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
But so the the purpose of the story was to
go down and see these wallabies. While you were there,
you noticed that everybody kept saying the same thing to you,
which cracked me up as someone who grew up there,
because I knew exactly what it was going to be
before you even ask them.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And it's all about the water.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
The water, because there's been so many jokes made about
woman is the full name of the town, and it
literally means death water. Yeah, it's built on a swamp.
There's an old forestry town and so all of the jokes.
If you're from Amri from tomorrow. The first thing he says,
let me count your fingers, and have you been drinking
the water? Okay, And so this is what you came across.
Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
Yeah, yeah, And so this opened this Pandora's box. And
I know, Jeremy, you're a huge fan of small town,
New Zealand. I discovered the greatest New Zealand small town
of all history of small towns, because a lot of
great ones out there. But why Mate's number have you been?
It's number one?
Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
I have.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I've been a number of times.
Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
It's the thing is for North Islanders who haven't traveled
Downstate Highway one, the bottom part of the southern part.
It's slightly off, it's not it's not on. So to
go to wy Mate, you literally have to, You really
have to. Why would you go to Why?
Speaker 12 (01:07:19):
Why?
Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Because every person I met there was the nicest, most charismatic,
biggest comedy genius I ever met. If you want to
cast next season of Taskmaster, cast five pm, they'll be
better than any new zerantermedian.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
This one across the table from Rgeria to kill you.
Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
Honestly, honestly, that place is like it. It's just paradise.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
It's just so.
Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
I met the most from from a man, an inspirational
man who gave me like life quotes on the street,
who I later found out was like a murderer to Neil,
who supports the warriors and makes signs made out of
a magnifying glass and also drinks out of plastic bottles
because just the water, and then burns them in a
pit behind his house for envite, mental reason, sustainable. Yeah,
(01:08:02):
I met Bev who she didn't want to talk about
the water. She may want to talk about how she
wants to murder her neighbor, and we edited some of
that out, and she caught me up to complain that
it wasn't murdery enough during the fair enough.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
This is I've had this theory for a long time
about my hometown, is that there's nothing to do but
sit around and talk.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
And so everyone there is so funny. I'm no funny
than anyone else from there. I just left, so I
ended up on the radio. But everyone down there could
be doing a radio show.
Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Yeah, you're the first person to get out. And I
can't believe you didn't hold more people about this town
because it is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I'm telling everyone who listen.
Speaker 8 (01:08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
And the streets are wide. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Well that's so that you can turn a bullet drawn
cart back from the forestry days. This is what's so amazing.
You met a few of my friends down there. One
of them when you went out to the Forks Hotel,
SUTs he threatened to bottle you.
Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
Yeah, yeah, Teo SUTs, yeah, to tone down the racism
as possible.
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Every time I see him, I sell him there.
Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
But like, yeah, genuinely, I had an amazing time and
the story it's not just about having a laugh with
small town New Zealanders. It's actually about anyone in real
New Zealand right now. Anyone who lives on a lifestyle
block or gets their water from underground, you need to
test your your water because, especially in South Canterbury, night
rates are a significant problem, and potentially thanks to my
(01:09:21):
show Environment Canabary the local councils like even acknowledging.
Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Looking into it, you know one hundred percent because growing
up just down from the Forks Hotel, We're going very
long here. But where you were there were a bunch
of swimming holes and I saw a first pair of
breasts in one of those swimming because the water was
so clear by the time I left Wey Mater you
couldn't see through it because of all of the cowshit
that was in there.
Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
Yeah, So everyone get your will, get your water tested
in New Zealand, especially if you're on a real supplier
of boar.
Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Okay, So the final episode of New Zealand tomorrow. Well
here tonight is that right?
Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Thirst yea?
Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
A message I'm trying to get out is right now.
You can watch it all on three now if you
want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
They started off you're going to do one story or
two stories in.
Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
Ten minutes on a Wallaby Sanctuary.
Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
How much did you end up doing?
Speaker 8 (01:10:08):
I spent six weeks there and did six episodes. Wow,
it's wild. It's the best place everyone go to. One
month on the tourism ambassador for there.
Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Now, God William, thank you so much, Thank you so
much for coming in.
Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
Thanks for having me on the show.
Speaker 13 (01:10:21):
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