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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hod Ache Breakfast load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I heard there was a breath show six to nine
on the radio, full control of manner, Jery ouracky.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Absolutely beautiful. What a lovely way to start the Day's tremendous.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I do wonder if now that we put the music
underneath those is betrayed a few of the singers out
there that they're not quite as on key as perhaps
they thought they were.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
You doing a bit of pitch shifting their executive producer Ruder.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Shifting a bit of pitch Actually not on that guy,
but there were a couple yesterday that were pitch shifted.
There is only only a semitone, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's a high level operation. Yeah. People are sitting those
in via the iHeartRadio app the little microphone icon. They're
then arriving in ruders in box ruders, then pitch shifting them,
putting them who the actual backing vocals, but backing music.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
It's going to full Quincy Jones on it.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
The heart of it is actually that they sing really
really out of time with it, and I have to
completely stretch anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You've only got thirty seconds to do it, so they
really try and rattle through them.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
But I've gotta be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
If you want your upcoming album released mixed and mustard,
then you could do worse than recording it and sending
it into brut Yeah. Next, the entire thing down for you,
and then play part of it is the show.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And if it's Leonard Cohen, let's be honest. He was
basically out of time anyway, so it's not a bad
place to start. Leonard Cohen, no star.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
He's still soldiering on with couldre again, Jerry, I'll tell
you next about that.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
But yes, I'm I'm on my third pell anyway, absolutely loving,
loving it, really soldiering on. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
What I want to know is do we as a
show have week constitutions or strong constitutions, and that it
seems like every second week one of us is sick.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yep, We're always here. That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
You're on the you get the David Seymour.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I got the David David. It wasn't easy to get them,
not but I got them.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Jerry and Mini the Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, yesterday, it was a great day. As I reached
for a packet of Quadril Day and Nights. Yeah, David
Seymour versions.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Now, so this is what's the difference between day and night.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I've never understood that. Okay, So in the day tablet
you've got the paracetama, which is obviously the pain reliever,
and then the fever reduice, which I don't have one.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Trump dounelike.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, so that's fine. Well, that explains a couple of
things this morning. Actually, yeah, I don't, I don't. Look,
I don't, I don't. I don't have a fever. You're
not pregnant, no, and I'm not pregnant, so there's no
risk of autism to myself or my unborn child. The
other thing it has, and this is the David Seymour ingredient,
is pseudo ephdrene hydro chloride. Yes. Now, pseudo effydrene hydro
chloride is the decongestant that helps relieve block noses and

(02:59):
makes you soldier on. Yes, that's also pseudom the active ingredient,
and methamphetam.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's right. And so that's why it was taking off
the counters, wasn't it. Because there was some idea that
people were going and buying their ingredients from the store
to then go and make their Methamfeta me and now
keen listeners to this show, well know that as we've tested,
we took to the guy who did the wastewater testing.
Myth has never been more prevalent in this country, despite
the fact that it's only just come back on the
shelves this year.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Now it comes through China, it comes through and other
parts of Southeast Asia. So yeah, there's no problem there
about people actually going and I mean, can you how
much me? Then for me, are you going to make
with you get three of these trays? You can even
talk mate, Yeah, you know it's so. And then the
night tablet, now that was the one that I had
last night. It's got again the paracetamal to give your

(03:48):
children autism, and then pseudo effidriam hydrochloride has got the
decongestionent going on. But but it's got the trip delide
hydrochloride in it, blood hydro cruel one for dating, antihistamine
to help with sneezing and running nose while promoting rest.
Now when I say promoting rest, it really is put.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
So that night tablet still has the myth in it,
the pseudo, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
It does the pseudo. I'm surprised about that. Yeah, I
would have thought they'd dropped the pseudo and just go
straight with the trip rolodine hydrochloride.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Because I remember before they made that stuff legal available
over the counter again, I remember getting some of it
in the overseas and thinking, my god, why can you
not just buy this at every dairy, every supermarket, Like
this is incredible. You go from being out on your
feet to just all of a sudden, basically like ninety five,
you can just get to You go from being a

(04:43):
man with a cold to being a woman with a
cold where you can't do anything. You lay on the
couch winding deer run, to all of a sudden you're
still carrying on with all of your daily duties.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah. Well, all of a sudden you're invading Poland and Czechoslovakia,
that's right, and looking for liberstrom to living space to
the east this is the problem and soldiering on, Yeah,
that was the advertising campaign certainly in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Soldier on, Yeah, it was a pincer type movement.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Pseudofy dream was the drug that the Nazis were on.
I always wonder whether they actually knew the people who
are writing these ads about the history of the Nazis,
the Third Reich and Perviton. It does drug that they
were taking.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
It does seem like one of those ones that's hiding
in plain sight. When they say soldier on, doesn't that
it really does. So what did you think we meant
by that? Yes, we were talking about them, of course.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
And then of course a lot of gps have come
out and said, it's not about soldiering on. That's the
whole thing. You don't want a drug that makes you
soldier on. You want a drug that makes you stay
at home and rest.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, I suppose that's the whole point.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Spread it around.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Do you remember the two thousand and six film Crank
starring Jason Statham. Now this it was a niche movie,
but I was a tanagent at the time, so we
loved watching this. Basically, the plot of the movie was
he needed to keep his heart rate over a certain
level and so otherwise he would die. And so he would,
you know, steal a are and then fight someone and
then make love to a beautiful woman, just all in

(06:03):
an effort to keep his heart rate high. Well, there's
a scene in there where Chester Bennington, lead singer of
Lincoln Park, Rop goes into a pharmacy and buys as
much David Seymour as he can.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, to try and make some myth to give to.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Jason State and to keep us to keep.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
His heart rate up. So that's that's where I first
became aware of it.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I think that came off the back of Speed, doesn't
It didn't. It's the bus speed, Yeah, Central Block, Sandra
Block exactly. Yes, great, great film with that, with the
bus had to maintain itself at a certain speed.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
My god, I want to tell you what you do
not want to be doing Speed the movie in any
New Zealand city because you would not be able to
keep it over no hope. I mean, how would speed
go on the Northwestern Motorway and how would speak you
on the way out to Potoni and Wellington.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You have to take to the to the inside lane.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Like the movies are non started.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
They roll the credits and everyone the buses blow up
because it's stuck in traffic.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
To hold on, I'm moving under the shoulder. I'm driving
through the shoulder.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Is that where they've got bus lanes on the Northwestern Motorway?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Just in case, just against Sandra Bullocks gets caught in
another runaway.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, can I have a hone on those?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
David Seamos, Yeah, sure, here here we go, we go.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Three four eight three were the strongest or weakest radio
show on her Street because we're always crooked, but we're
always here.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I say strong. I say strong. It's all about soldiering on.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
How many of you taking?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You're going two?

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Are you going one?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I go one of the one of the pseudo for dreams? Yeah, okay,
all right, I'm just about to take my first studio
for dream of the of the Morning. Oh yes, well,
so if you want to check that back here, anyone
else wants to join it? And again on that?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Can I have Can I have a half and maybe
snort it?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Or is that I wouldn't advise putting them up your nose? That?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, a half and see how you feel?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Can I shelve it? Yep, that's not about options.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Jerry Edman The Hold I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Story of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, KMO Rule.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Today is pinched a punch for the first of the month,
the first of October.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Where does the time go?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
And on this day?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
In nineteen eighty two, Sony launches the first commercial compact
disc disc player in Japan, it was the CDP one
oh one. It was launched Japan first, then spread worldwide.
Alongside of Sony and Phillips released the first batch of
music CDs.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
One of the earliest was Billy.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Joel's fifty second Straight, often cited as the very first
commercial CD. The Compact disc was a joint to mentioned
by Sony and Phillips, used digital audio insteat of analog,
which meant highest sound quality, no tape hiss.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
And nowhere from repeating players. I'm just having a look
at the Sony CDP one oh one here nineteen eighty two,
and it was a front loader, which is quite interesting, right.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Because oh, of course, so this isn't the first personal
this is just the first CD CD.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah, see, this is I'm sure I made.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Hi fi system tonight because ira I mean, I remember
when the city first arrived, and we were lucky because
my dad traveled a lot in those days to the
Asia and he came back with a CD playing, like
nineteen eighty four. Nobody had a CD play really in
New Zealand at that stage. Will certainly not in our
neighborhood because in our street people came around to look

(09:18):
at the City Player and listened to Oh, come around
and listen to the CD and the CD that I
remember specifically that I remember that day it happened, and
I remember my dad. My dad bought three CDs while
his overseas because he couldn't get them New Zealand, Willie Nelson,
Linda Ronstand and Mantonov's Greatest Hurts. God knows why Mentonov
or someone he was some pianist guy, because my dad

(09:42):
wasn't even into classical music, but I think he was
told that maybe classical music sound is good on CD.
And Blue Skies Shining on Me was played by Willie Nelson,
and people just sat around and listened to the and
I remember the comments, No, has it sounds like he's
playing in the room. Yeah, that was quite something. Oh
isn't that drumson? It's the CD? Good CD does take

(10:07):
me back to nineteen eighty four in our lounge.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Man, what becomes the last CD year ever bought? CD
has just got phased out of a certain point. I
remember at high school starting to burn CDs and at
that point you were never buying another one again.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
They never lasted on the Burnt City. They did that.
They skipped they skipped real easy, they did.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
But even the regular CD because I traded them like crap.
Remember back in the day in your car having to
have the book and.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, got through the book. I've still got that. Well worse, my,
you've got your.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
My old man had one of those ones that was
a bootloader, so you could put like six CDs in there.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
So if you didn't like the CDs in the year
to pull the car over.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It was so annoying. That was a six stacker. Oh
my god, ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Nineteen eighty six Goods and Tax Act introduced to New
Zealand and a ten percent to the cost of most
goods and services. These reforms were dubbed Roger Nomics after
Minister of Finance Roger Douglas. At first it was controversial
because it made every day item is more expensive overnight
and it's only gotten worse because it was ten than
in eighty nine.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
It was twelve point five.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Twenty ten, we went to fifteen percent. It'll never go
back down.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Will I go higher than fifteen ten? I got seventeen
point five? Have I got via tech teure test in
the state in England's at seventeen.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Point evidently you can climb it back when you leave
a foreign country, but you never remember to keep your
a cts. You can't when you add up how much
you get taxed. That that's the thing your head in
a little bit, you like, So my my pay tax
is like thirty percent, then every single thing I buy
is get another fifteen percent GST on it. So that's
forty five percent half of my bloody hard earned money.

(11:45):
And where does that go? So Chris Luxon can buy
a Pavlova for elbow.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'll tell you what else?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
May I?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Do you use much? Yeah? I don't mind that one.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Check another one to two percent of your pay check
there at this one.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I will pay whatever they want to charge me, so
I don't have to put my pin number. And you
know I hate passwords. I hate passwords more than anything.
A pin number is a password, and I had it.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
But if you could find a text that just took
money off everybody at every single time they bought anything,
you go, well, that's a good tax. I mean, for example,
last year twenty twenty four, it bought in twenty nine
point two billion dollars. That was just GST on its own. Yeah,
but brought in or did it take out because it.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Took it all right, now, I did take it out
and then it just plaid. Wayne Brown to complain about
road guards.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Twenty five percent of all tax taken to New Zealand,
as taken from GS two.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
That's bloody, ridiculous, bloody ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Born on this day in nineteen forty eight, Sir Peter Blake,
one of the world's most celebrated yatchetsman. Thirty year career,
he won every significant race on the planet. He also
won a successful and successfully defended the biggest sailing prize
of all America's Cup and slashed the record for the
fastest non stop circumcision circumnavigation of the world under sail.
Killed by pirates in Brazil, two thousand and one, age

(12:55):
fifty three.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
That is ridiculous that he was killed by pirates in
Brazil in two thousand and one.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
I'd tell it us ridiculos.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Jerry also the first man to receive an honorary doctorate from.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Aut Don't rub my face in it. That's not fair.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
She has a birthday with Mark McGuire, one of Major
League Baseball's greatest home run hit his test them sixty
two today and Zach Gallifadakis, comedian actor best known for
the hangover and being very hard to get in scrabble,
is fifty six today and that is the history of Yesterday. Today,
It's tomorrow's smorary for Wednesday, the first of October twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
Jerry in the Night, the Holdarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
It's time for eladist sports headlines thanks to expert Ultra
the Bear for here when caller Clark's hopes of playing
the second Bledisloe Cup Tests this weekend are fading. He
suffered an ankle injury in the opening match against the Wallabies,
his first appearance since last year's end of year tour.
Assistant coach Jason Holland says Clark failed to take full
part in their later session.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Do I hear Lester Fonguku's music playing?

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Could we potentially you know how they brought him into
the camp because of a wing crisis, an injury crisis.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
I mean, would it hurt to chuck them in there?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
And what is his music? Is that I have the Tiger?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah it is you have done that, actually, survivor every
time he.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Walks onto a rugby field, don't don't don't there was
fifty over Cricket World Cup is underway in the Far
East Indian city of Guhuwati.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
The host posted two hundred and sixty nine for eight
and a rain restricted forty seven overs. Sri Lanka are
one hundred and eighty three for seven, chasing a duck
with Lewis method digested two seventy one screwed. New Zealand
opens the campaign against champions Australia tonight at Indoorde.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Now, forgive me, but did they just play the T
twenty World Cup?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
No? That was last year? Was this year?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Did I think all sports are suffering from a little
bit too many tournaments? There's a little bit too much
going on and it makes it too hard to keep track.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Of, doesn't it? Tournament fatigue?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
A lot of tournament fatigue.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Well, I can't remember the twenty twenty one through to
the twenty twenty five, but that just might be my age. No,
I can remember the twenty nineteen men's.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Fifty over the ODI World Cup, don't. I can't even
tell you what year the World Test Championship was.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
What happened in twenty twenty three? Can anyone remember a
single thing? Not even to sport. Just anything that happened
in the up the wars, up the Wars.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Oh, that's happened.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Happened in twenty twenty three, That is about it.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
At World Cup semi final that had the Cricket World
Cup over and raction Ravendra ah took off. Cain Williamson
came back from a trent eighty eights right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I vaguely remember that. And an off season fishing trip
in the Bahamas. I know everything from nineteen eighty six though,
and an off season fishing trip in the Bahamas has
allowed Steven Adams to reconnect with new Houston Rockets teammate
Kevin Durant ahead of the NBA basketball season.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, they are actually playing a preseason game while we're
in Houston, but we're only in Houston for about an
hour and so I don't think that's going to work
for us. Aren't you going to an NBA game in Memphis?
I am going to an NBA game in Memphis. The
Memphis Grizzlies are playing the New Orleans Pelicans. Been a
bucket list item for me. I don't have many things
in my bucket list.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
How much of tickets to something like that?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
They were about one sixty US, So yeah, you're looking
at probably a hundred bucks. Yeah, yeah, basically I think
it was just over five hundred for both tickets. But
we did splash out and get because I may only
go to one NBA game in my life, you know
what I mean. So I might and again I might
get done at the border before even get in there.
But so I thought, might as well get somewhere where.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
We can see them and good seats.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah, good enough.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I mean, geez, it's like two thousand dollars to set courtside,
two thousand New American US.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yeah, to sit courtside in Memphis.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Wow, there's a lot of money in the state. There is.
There seems to be. I wonder what a season ticket is, Oh, god,
like like a court side season ticket. It could be
tens of thousands when you think maybe even hundreds. Disgusting.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Jerry and Mian Night the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
So just about you going to Memphis Grizzlies game and
Memphis when we go over for the Export Ultra Beer
Garden Tour. Yeah, I'm just gonna hitchhiker.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm just gonna go root sixty six, stick the thumb
out and yeah, hit down to Memphis.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Aren't you going Nashville as well?

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Gone to Nashville as well.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, it's gonna be a great go tits. You're gonna
love that. Memphis is a great city. I haven't been
to Nashville, but Memphis great place. We're just talking about
the basketball tickets how much they cost, because five hundred
bucks New Zealand for two years. It's probably a bit
more than that, but yeah, all right, And I was thinking,
what of what a season ticket is? So just googled it.
Really interesting. So this is for the Lakers. I just

(17:29):
just checked in the Lakers as a because the Laker
is probably one of the more expensive ones.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Reckon, I'd say that they'd be the most expensive.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, yeah, So to get a luge level one O two.
So it's about luge.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Well like Queenstown Louge l O G.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I've never heard of that. So that's it's kind of
it's not in the middle of the court. It's kind
of back. It's about ten rows back.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's a about the free throw line on the court. Yep,
and then almost like an entire section back, isn't it.
It's not it's not certainly not front row, not even
the front section.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
No, I reckon, it's at least ten rose back. Yeah,
so it's US dollars for the whole season for one ticket.
Get ready for this fifty six, four hundred and forty
dollars UIs UIs.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
So we're looking at one hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Dollars, one hundred thousand dollars in New Zealand, my god,
for a pretty good, not great season ticket to go
and watch the Lakers a lot of games.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Now, in their defense, yes, there's eighty two games in
a season. I presume though, knowing how these companies work,
that will not include the playoffs. So if your team
makes the playoffs, you'll probably have to buy your tickets.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Again. Yes, there's all regular season home.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, there you go. And then the other thing is,
so there's eighty two games, so that's forty one home
games in theory that you get.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
So you know, that does bring.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
The value down a little bit, but but one hundred grand.
But then the other thing is you're not going to
forty games, you know what I mean? Because some of
them are like back to back, so it's like Thursday
or Wednesday, Thursday.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
You're not going to go to two back to back.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
And there's one. You need another. I mean, you can't
just go by yourself. So they're looking at two hundred
two hundred k. So you gotta find mate.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Hey, bro, should get we should get season tickets.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
You can. It's two grandy game over two grand a game,
two and a half grand a game.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, wow, my god. The States is expensive.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's expensive. But also when you go over the you
realize that country has so much money. Yeah right, it's
just a wash with money, you know, a big country
like that. But all the people are wealthy, a lot
of resources, a lot of resources.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I don't think all the people are wealthy.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh well no, but the wealthy. But there's a lot
a big middle class in the States and they are wealthy.
So we whip our head around. Maybe let's put a
little a little give a little paste. Maybe we can
get ourselves a season ticket for a season ticket for
the Lakers, just one, just one. No where to stay,
you're sleeping in your.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
Car, Jerry and the night, ohdikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
So we're going deep on season memberships for different sporting
events around the world, mainly because we worked out. But
fifty five thousand dollars for a Lakers season ticket. That's
not court side, No, that's not front row. That's your
West dollars. So one hundred thousand New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
It's probably the equivalent of like the Second Bowl, you
know what I mean, Like you're not sitting on the floor,
you're sitting one back from that.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
And that's good.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It's definitely good.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Why you would hope so for one hundred thousand dollars
Texas on three four eight three season ticket in the
port for Auckland FC two hundred and sixty dollars, which
is twenty dollars per game, and the best atmosphere. It
is the best atmosphere down there.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
That's reasonable compared to that one hundred thousand dollars at
the Lakers.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Well to sixty year that's right, two hundred and sixty dollars,
not dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Ye, New Zealand. The only way you can cut into
the six. So the only way you can get season
tickets for the Green Bay Packers the American football side
is if someone dies or they move away, families have
their season tickets in their will. Some people have had
the season tickets for fifty years.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Wow, that is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I think the people are doing the same things with
the mystics the netball franchise tickets, they're putting them on
their will. One hundred and forty dollars for a Gold membership,
one hundred and twenty dollars for the Blue membership, three
hundred dollars for the Hollywood Elite membership Hollywood Elite.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
What does that get you a gold tensil wig and
a couple of boomsticks?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Basically it does actually not bad. It gets you members
only vip entrants at home games which opens fifteen minutes.
Also priority members only food and beverage queue.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I mean that, to be honest, that is worth it
to not have to queue up to get a beer
when you want that.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, one hundred percent. I would. In fact, I might
look into that for the Warriors. How much was the
Warriors ruder?

Speaker 4 (21:40):
So the Warrior is renewal price I'm not sure about
just brand new, but renewing as three hundred and thirty
nine dollars or no. Nine if you're a kid under
fifteen years See.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's pretty good. How many games we reckon for that?
Maybe ten, ten or ten?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Well, but then by the time they take one of
them on the road that you can't go to. Then
Mad grond is going to be a home game for
us to get tickets for Magic Ground.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
No, you don't. This is just for go media.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Okay, so that's technically a home game, but you don't
get tickets for that as a season member.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
It's not bad though, but I think it's not bad.
Made a home playoff. I think you get into that though. Free.
I think that's yeah, oh yeah, brilliant.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
There's the Blues three hundred and seventy five dollars for
the whole year. You get one, You get to go
to one Rookie Skills and Drills session, five member exclusive prizes,
one ear bashing from Matt Heath and a corporate fox.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Do you get Chris Luckson with that as well?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Get Chris Luckxon, they'll throw David Seymour and but you're
going to pay a little extra for that one.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Can you decline that or do you have to?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Is it compulsory?

Speaker 7 (22:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I think you have to attend. That's that's the cost
of it.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Although he'd be wearing a Blues jersey or will he
be wearing him.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Blues jersey Highlanders scarff for close Hoighlanders infixt just season
tickets to the Southland Stags for home games one hundred
dollars and this year for that hundred dollars, you've got
to see them hoist the shield.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Now that's great. No, you didn't.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
You got to see them lose the shield because of
course they went up the road to want it, brought
it back, then lost it.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
God damn it.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Sorry South And I didn't mean that.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, what's your South Canterbury season ticket? No, you just
reverse the car battle up there, the petrol cost of
getting there.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
They'll stop letting you bring your own beer what I know,
and they've started losing.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Jerry your own research.

Speaker 8 (23:29):
Jerry and Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and the Night,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Right time for something for the mums.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
The Women's Space Wednesday. This is a bit of feedback
that we received that the show it's too sport heavy
and we needed something for the mums, and so to
that end we brought in Women's Space Wednesday, the first
edition of which addressed the issue that we didn't think
that women could make machine gun noises with their mouths,
and it turns out you were right. Well, we had
one person who called in and was able to make

(24:01):
a pretty convincing machine gun noise with their mouth.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
She was from Argentina, I believe, and it was the
rolling of.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
The R that really did it for her. So no
New Zealand born native English speaker.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, we just had to adjust the preamentis slightly, just
just to make that work.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
But I think we did learn something there. Yeah, and
that was that, Yeah, kind of for the most part,
we were all right.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
So we're keeping the car. Reason we're close to the
house again, excuse the pun, because today we're going to
look for something which is in a similar vein. Yeah,
and we need your help. Oh eight hundred hard eight
hundred four to eight seven five. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
What we're going to do is we reckon Well, I
reckon boys sit around when they're growing up making car
noises for a ridiculous amount of their childhood I believe,
and so then when they grow up into manhood that
that skill stays with them. Now, I think that men,
all men can make pretty convincing car noises with their mouths.

(25:04):
I don't know if women can. And so to that end,
we've brought a woman into the studio. Good morning, zoeod morning.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
You look stoked to be here. So you're a bit
of a petrol head yourself. You like your cars?

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Yeah, but I really need to hear your attemp.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Okay, I think I could make a couple of I
know Jerry's got multiple different engines.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Well I've got two.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
You guys have been practicing unfair advantage.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, that's the prettiss. There's about four you practice this morning, Jerry.
I just know I wouldn't say practice, I just say,
just brought it back out of the out of the garage. Okay,
well do you want to bring it back out of
the garage. I'll bring it back out of the garage.
So so this is like, this is like a normal car.

(25:54):
And then I mean I could do a rotary.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Like going up Morehouse and christs, you were sitting at
the lights.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It's got a long clutch on it.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
That one could be a boat engine too.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
That could be a bit boat engine. Okay, what about.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I feel like a lot of young men grow up
pretending to do blaff owls. So for example, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
So what we're proving here is that we are really
good at car noises.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yes, that's right, Zoe. How are you any good at
car noises?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
I don't know, man, Okay, you're going first as well.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
We get to know the making, the model, year and Chessie.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Number, anything else, the interior color. Actually I'm going to
go I'm gonna go with that's a supercar.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, I thought it was supecially Eva or something there.
For a second, I feel like the Blaffelts sounded quite
but the engine might.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Have need a little bit of work.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Come out, come on. Okay.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's always always lost to know, but if someone was
to call it, hi, here's how we did this last time.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I feel like this is how we're going to run
it again.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
You call and make your noise, and Jerry will decide
whether you are a man or a woman.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yep, that's right. And look, I'm accepting this is quite
a good tex sounds like you need a cambeut change.
I will accept like a you know that sound sounds
when people need that might change.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
That Missus Swift makes every morning neighborhood that's doing that.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
He'll probably hearing it from over in my suburb.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
And another teas, your idea of a space for woman
is just to accuse them of stuff that they can't do.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
It Jerry and Night the hot I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
So if you've just joined us, we're right in the
middle of women's space Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yes, right, something for the Mum's a little bit of
feedback that we talk too much about sport. We need
to start talking about stuff that women care about. And
to that end, this morning we are finding out testing
the theory where the women can make car noises with
their mouths or not.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
So far as Zoe has proved that women can't make
noises car noises with their mouths, I think it's fair
to say at least that woman can't. Yep.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Jerry's got multiple different engines available to him. He's got
the rotary yep. He's got the bog standard yep, and
needs a Campbell change.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, I've got a straight six. I've got a vat
up my sleep as well. Yeah, I've got to v
aid up my sleep. But I'm a little bit because
I've been soldiering on with quadrel. Yeah, it's not coming
out as well as I would have liked this morning.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Fair enough, I've got a growley sort of Subaru boxer
engine available to me.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
Oh do you.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah, I'll checked that as an impresses legacy.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
It's a four cylinder. That's a good engine. That one. Well,
it's point five liter sideways cylinders you see.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Yeah, expensive for parts, but jeez they run well.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Okay, we've got someone on the line here. We don't
know whether this is a man or a woman. It's
car noise number one. Would you like to do your
car noise for us? Please? Car noise number one, and
we'll work out whether you're a man or a woman.
Oh that's a formula Is that a Formula one? That's

(29:34):
Formula one? That sounds Formula one.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
It even sounded at one point like there were multiple
Formula one cars on the track.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Now you see on first listen, Yes, that sounds feminine.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
That sounded like a woman to me, it did.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
But I don't think it is. I think that's a
I think that's a man.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
I think it might be a woman. Car noise number one.
Reveal yourself.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I'm a man, you're a man, a young man, A
young man.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Young man said, this is the demand of the young.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Great work on that.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
By the way, work was that a Formula one?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Is that what you're doing? Yep? Yeah, good work. Way
It faded into the distance. Young man, incredible, could work,
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Car Nois number one, we go to the lines now
for car Noise number two? Please can nois number two?
Make your carnoids.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
That's a good formula one that now creep me if
I'm wrong. But you're actually at Melbourne. That's the Melbourne
Grand Prix.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
You haven't said male or female yet. You're trying to
treat them. You're trying to that again high patch. But
for me, that's that's a male.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah, well I would have said female, but now I'm
all at c I think I think that's a male
as well.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
I can female carnor is number two? Reveal yourself.

Speaker 10 (31:02):
I'm a male.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Great cand noise?

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Are you a big IF one fan?

Speaker 10 (31:09):
Not particularly, but yeah, I'd like to take noises.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
So how do you go on the back of a
machine gun?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Pretty?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
You give us a machine gun?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Jeez, that's pretty good. Jesez. You should be on police Academy. Yeah,
what's your number one noise? You can make?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
What's that?

Speaker 10 (31:37):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
What's the number one? What's your go to noise?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
You can make a sorry?

Speaker 10 (31:42):
Putting me on the spot there, gonna do some pretty
good voice impressions as well.

Speaker 11 (31:47):
But yeah, got you got a Chewbacca there, brilliant.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Thanks, it's the man of a thousand boys. What do
we learn there?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I think the theory is right, or at least women
don't want to be part of that segment.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
So far, it's yet to be disproved.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
I got to say Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
So the summer of cracket officially kicks off the very oval. Tonight,
the black Caps are taking on Australia in a three
game T twenty series for the Chapel Handley Trophy, and
you can listen to live commentary from the ACC on
the iHeartRadio app. And joining us now a man who's
played for both New Zealand and Australia. He's now the

(32:34):
black Caps batting coach of course. Look Wronkey, thanks for
your time this morning, Looking looke, I believe you've got
a eight oh seventeen.

Speaker 9 (32:41):
Time more than jents. Maybe maybe trying to make the
most of the sun at an early start, so we'll
see how we go.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Oh good on you well, I hear the Australians, through
Dan Vattory, have been playing heaps of golf in the
past few years as preparation seems to be working for them.
How much golf have we been playing as a team,
and who are the good golfers on the team.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
There's been a little bit of golf player we obviously
we had a little bit of a warm up training
session over and apist on the way. On the drive
we made the most of Wairaki, so I feel the
guys gave a good little crack. But it's the normal names.
Mitch Saton obviously he's pretty good, and then Tim saif
at Michael Brace rather, it's probably the usual crew you

(33:24):
think could hit a ball a long way. So they
do it up for themselves.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
And in terms of yourself, Look, what's your favorite club
in your bag at the moment.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
Mixed feelings, mixed feelings. I think some of them work,
are up one hole, in the next hole they don't work.
So whatever happens at the time is how I feel
about each club.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
And in the situation, Jerry and I both got reverse
yips of each other.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
So my driver is my worst club, and that's spreading
through my hybrids into my long eyes. Jerry's putting and
that's going back through his widges.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah that's problematic.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
Yeah, yeah, no, I know that feeling. I know exactly
what it feels like to We're standing on that tea box,
the old mes a clacking together, wondering which way the
ball's going to go. Oh, it's a horry hot works
this morning.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Horrible feeling. Luke Wronkey Twenty years of T twenty cricket.
Obviously it's evolved from a slap and tickle format too.
What you'd say is probably one of the most technically
fluid forms of the game. How has data analysis affected
T twenty technics? I'm interested in this.

Speaker 9 (34:28):
Yeah, it just makes the game so different. I mean,
like you said twenty years again, years ago it was
almost like just to get some people in and have
a bit of a slap and tickle, have a bit
of fun and all that sort of stuff. But now, yeah,
you are looking at matchups through data and ground numbers,
and I guess what people do in certain parts of

(34:48):
the world to say, okay, well potentially this batter or
this bowl of mate may play this way on this surface,
and you look at your own side and say, right,
how do we match up with that? In this environment.
There's a lot of things that can be thrown out
there and comes down the fact that's still actually a
white cricket ball getting bolded at batsman. So there's a

(35:11):
lot of things you can go either way that can
become very analytical and then you can make it very
very simple as cricketers can be.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yeah, it seems to mean the Australian team has almost
gone back to the slap and tackle. They've just picked
six batters who are all more or less the same
and the mission seems to be just had a six
of every available ball.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
What do we know about them?

Speaker 9 (35:31):
Yeah, they can be and then they're also recently against
the South Africans there's a few times they just gave
up easy singles saying no, no, I'm going to take
this guy down. So's there's just different things that people
are trying to do. I think they're trying to work
out different ways of playing because there's obviously a World
Cup coming up in a few months time and they
just want to see they're capable of doing so. A

(35:51):
lot of their batters, like you said, the big boys,
the Aussies just seem to be naturally around six foot
five each of them, apart from travl Head. But then
he also gives it little bit of a whack as well.
So they're just big guys that are stronger want to
they misshead. They're a bit like the West Indians, I
guess in some aspects where miships can still go along
a long way. So it's it's probably like watching it.

(36:16):
You sort of look at it and go, okay, sweet,
that's what they're trying. You can understand it, but then
trying to stop it as well as it can be pretty.

Speaker 10 (36:22):
Rough at times.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Black Cap spinning coach Luke Wronkey, how much of what's
going on in T twenty cricket in terms of the tactics,
how much of the ideas of it has come out
of baseball? Are people looking at what happens in baseball
because they've been doing this for a long time. They've
been looking at certain pictures to batters to two times
on account when you have a go and you don't.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
Yeah, that might be like part of the analytical part
of it. But the big thing I think in cricket
is there's so many more variables compared to baseball. And
baseball you've got your your zone. You're trying to get
it in the strike zone, so and cregit. One ball
is going to be full and wide. The next one
you're trying to clip them past the year, and there's
the surface. Can be quick, can be slow. There's so

(37:03):
many different variables in cricket compared to baseball that sometimes
you can try and look at that side of it.
But I think that they're two different games the way
it all works out. But I mean the analytics hard
part of it that so I guess with some of
those things come in and baseball has done that for
a long long time.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
All three games at the Mount this week, how's the
forecast looking across the weak log that.

Speaker 9 (37:25):
Ain's going to be nice. It's a little bit a
little bit cloudy this morning, but it's the first thing
in the morning. But we're hoping that the forecast might change.
But I think the whole of the country and it's
going to be in a bit of a it's going
to change in the next few days.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
So we'll see. What have they issued you a special
springtime cricket.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
Exactly, a few more extra layers, a few more thermals
and things just to just to keep us in the mood,
to remind us that winter hasn't quite finished yet.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Luke ron Key Black Cam'spenning coach. Thank you so much
for your time this morning, best of luck for the series.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Thanks for having me, Jerry and Midnight I Keep Breakfast The.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
How To Keep Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was silver but Ridge not rich, the
builder from Wellington couldn't take home the prize, which means
today we've got one hundred dollars up for grabs the
jackpots every day we don't have a winner. And since
CD players were first released on this day in nineteen
eighty two, today's Mastermind topic is the best selling CDs of.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
All time and Greek joins us now on the line.
Morning Greek, how are you?

Speaker 10 (38:26):
I'm very well?

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (38:27):
Are you good?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
You make milking machines for a job? Greek?

Speaker 10 (38:32):
It's white gold, we call it.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
It's back part of this country, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
With the price at these days? Good? Is it up
this season with the price?

Speaker 10 (38:39):
Oh yeah, our production's up, prices are up.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Are happy, it's a good time.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
He's all good.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
F Terra Fonterra selling stuff as well, Greg giving it
back to the farmers. They're doing well, exactly a lot.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
Fontier in They may just come back to where they were, so, yeah,
it's all looking up, Greg, Yeah, exactivate, I'm nothing but up.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I believe Greg that you came second once in a
chili eating competition I did.

Speaker 10 (39:05):
Yeah, that was one of my one of Love's highlights
for a week for sure.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
For sure it was.

Speaker 10 (39:11):
Yeah, they'd got to the end of the competition. I'd
actually run out of chili. So actually they made a
concoction of of whatever hot things they could find in
the pub kitchen and painted on your tongue and then
you had to sit there with your tongue out of
your mow and the first person to pull their tongue
inside their mouth left and I thought it was actually

(39:32):
going to drown of my own saliva.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
But yeah, is that actually worst case scenario coming second
and something like that, because you've.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Gone through all of the pain that the guy that wondered,
except he won it.

Speaker 10 (39:46):
Yeah, well look me. He won a fifty dollars bars
and I got a I got a box of DV
Exports and a T shirt, so I felt like they
had the time and at the time it was three
olds for a jug. So he did it pretty well
out of.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
But has he ever won the Hdachy Breakfast Master one
night I think not. Here's your chance, Greg, Greg, We're
going to ask you five questions. We've got forty five seconds.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
You've got to get three correct capacity anytime if I
stuff it up or anyone stuffs it up here at
this end, the new win. Should we get into it,
I'll accord to it. The first question featuring Whitney Houston,
which movie soundtrack was released in nineteen ninety two. Yeah,
Correct Come On Over was a nineteen ninety seven album
for which Canadian singer songwriter Brian Adams No which Michael

(40:33):
Jackson album is often regarded as the highest selling of
all time, thriller correct Hand in My Pocket and ironic
feature on what Alanis Morrissette album.

Speaker 10 (40:43):
Jagged Little Pill that It's too easy for Greg.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Not only he came second of the Chile eating competition,
he came first today with one hundred bucks and the
Hidachey breakfast mastermind you would have I reckon got the
rest of them, who starred as Johnny in the film
Dirty Dancing and contributed to its soundtrack album, Ah that
was did he Dancing?

Speaker 10 (41:06):
Nobody puts body in the corner. That was given, given, given,
cost given, given, Patrick's.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Crazy Patrick come on over was Shania Twain.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Didn't thanks for playing good like with the making machines
lovely to church. See you Mart, thanks for fifty dollars
We go tomorrow for a Thursday. He was a mastermind Greek.
He was that vibe. He went through very methodically.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
Jerry and the Night, the Hodracky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
First was Leslie, but he moved to boom to say.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
No, it's Jemmy.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Misting sixty.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Radio.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Welcome along to the Herdige Breakfast. When say the first
of October twenty twenty five, a new month, a new stink.
Campbell has set there one through Campbell Atkinson.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I believe Campbell Atkinson that is one of the best
we've ever heard. It still can't listen. That's beautiful, hasn't it?
Just what a voice Campbell Atkinson has suspect the robots
had something to do with that, but great. Nonetheless, you
can send those through on the voicemail function on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
If you're listening on iHeart Radio. Even if you're not,
you could just load up.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
The app, check the little microphone button there, record us
a message and we will play that at the start
of the hour.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
It was smooth and sixy. Speaking of smooth and sixy,
we need to talk about what was going on on
this in New Zealand flight that was going from Nelson
to Auckland where a couple of people got a little
lamorous with each other.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
We're escorted off the plane. PC gone mad?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
What what are you? And are you not allowed to
do on planes anymore? A bit of them? You think
a little bit of PDA on a plane would be okay.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
We'll delve into it later on, but up next, it's
the mystery shopper. You send in a receipt, Jerry like
criminal Minds puts a profile together of you.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
You won one hundred and fifty dollars towards your grow
through it Jerry.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
And Minnie the Hotarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
So this is the mystery shopper segment where people send
them their are seats. And then I use the powers
of deduction that have bestowed on me by my parents SHERYLN.
John through through genetics to work out what age, sex, gender?
Have we done that? Location, location, sexuality, marit sign, marital status,

(43:41):
simon yeap workout work out the profile of someone based
on the shopping receipt.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah, if you could diagnose any health issues as well.
It'd be quite handy. So we've got it in the
document for you now, Jerry. And the first thing you'll
notice is that is a screenshot of a digital receipt.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah. Interesting, So this person at the warehouse, So that's
that's interesting in itself. Oh yes, it does. It says
the warehouse, So that possibly says that they live in
a non rural environment.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yes, yeah, I know when I was growing up as
a kid, any town they had a warehouse, big, big smoke.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Okay, so let's have a look at some of the items.
Durex condoms Thin Feel.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Twelve pack sixteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Quite good, really, there isn't it. Yeah, but I just
wouldn't just get those from family planning, I think so.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
But I wouldn't be able to shake out of my
head's twelve sixteen one pan about a dollar fifty, you
know what I mean, It's just been in the back
of my head.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, so you'd lean towards mail initially by looking at that.
But still, but I'm not going to make that. I'm
going to lock that in up the stage.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
I'll get two years out of that too.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Market kitchen chips Sultan vinegar. You're ninety nine percent sugar
free lemon something chewing chewing gum.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Okay, well for yeah, for a dollar thirty, you'd have
to think so.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
A sponge value pack at ten bucks.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Okay, so they're really thrown down.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Some lollipops, some Disney frozen bath and shower gel. Okay,
all right, so we've got we've got children. We've got
children in there. Market kitchen reduced fat, so quite a
good milk milk right, okay, Nature's Fresh white toast, and
some white death in there yep, sour cream yep. Some

(45:21):
aeroplanes okay, someone's got to be heavy on the sugar.
Market Kitchen Tomato sauce yep. Dorito's Cheese Supreme Chips okay, and.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Then another Dorito's Tye Sweet Cheli okay.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Okay, so plenty of snacks. Also likes to make love.
One last hint as well. This is taken on a
samsunk phone. I don't know what to do with that,
but it's not an iPhone.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I think the fact that there are condoms in here
says to me, I have kids, and I do not
want anymore you.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
We're not having any more of those well, you know
what it does say to me, actually, the fact that
there's condoms in there. It says that we have kids,
but the person we haven't finished having a family yet,
because the person hasn't had a hasn't had the tubes tied. Okay,
either that person who's doing the shopping or the person
who is doing the shopping for someone who's putting the
condoms on.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
All right, So Jerry, would you like to compile your
persona for this, and then we've got the person on
the line with I check with so I feel the
sex of the shopper despite the fact that they're buying condoms.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I think with the sugar, and I think with the
chewing gum, and I think with the reduced fat. I'm
going to say a female. That's my that's my vibe
in there.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Still just saying someone who cannot make car noises with them.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Out exactly, I'm saying age. I'm going to go, they're
still they've got children, possibly one, at least one, they're
going to have possibly more. I'm going to go early thirties, Okay.
So I'm just this's is locking thirty three three thirty

(46:55):
three year old woman location. That's pretty truck here. I
don't know why, but I feel like central. I'm going
to go Wellington, okay. Sexuality a woman who's had children
straight yep, marital status, marital status, married star sign. I'm

(47:22):
thinking Gemini, like curious, experimental, multi purpose, you know, experimenting
with new trends. I think they frequently browse and add
interesting items. They're looking to shop on special and probably
use their everyday rewards card if possible. So I'm going Gemini. Okay,
all right?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Then that is the profile woman thirty three Wellington, straight
married Gemini with the mystery shopper on the line. Good morning,
mystery shopper. How close did Jerry get?

Speaker 9 (47:55):
Male?

Speaker 10 (47:56):
And I'm forty forty five at about a week's time?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
So I was miles away? What was your name?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
And mystery shopper? We didn't catch your name?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
What was your name?

Speaker 10 (48:09):
My name is Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Wow, too many of them for my liking. What about
your location Jeremy New Plymouth, New Plumbo. Okay, I was
it miles away.

Speaker 10 (48:21):
Wellington, so not not too bad.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
It's still on the Hurricanes zone and Chief zone now
Chief zone changed. How did I go with the sexuality?
Was it straight? Yes? Yes? Okay and married No, no, okay,

(48:45):
yes one one little lady and star sign Libra. Okay.
I had Jim, and I had a bit of a
shock of there.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
You had a shop of there Jerry, but a mystery shopper.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
His name has escaped me.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Jeremy, Another Jeremy. Too many Jeremies.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
You have only seven hundred and fifty dollars towards your
next pack of juris con them for that, mate, Congratulations
and thanks very much for taking part of the mystery shower.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
No worries, okay, all good, good idea.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
Jeremy, Jerry and then the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
That's all. Yesterday there was a story about a couple
who were on in the New Zealand flight. They were
traveling from Nelson to Auckland and first mistake and they
decided to get amorous with each other. And I believe
they were told by the hosts or host or Stuart
or cabinet flight attendant. I think they're called flight attendant.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
They were told that they were as they were.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
No, they were not. They were not told the parents
they may have been. They were told to call their JITs. Yeah,
call your jets, settle down, there's there's people on board
who don't want to see you getting it on, to
which they continued to not call the JITs. In fact,
they were ramped things up, they fired those things up,
and according to court documents, because they did land themselves

(50:04):
in court, they then started getting real serious, to the
point where in New Zealand then called the authorities. So
when they landed, they were.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Arrested, escorted off the plane yeah, by police, by police.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
And it sort of made us both think, what's what's
wrong with the world today?

Speaker 6 (50:24):
You know it?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Is it a case of jealousy? You know, so their
flame's still alive and everyone else on the on the
flight just couldn't handle it. Is that what the problem was?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Is it an issue with international versus domestic? I mean,
is it okay to join the mile high club.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Internationallyistically it's wrong perhaps, I mean, if you can't control
yourself on a flight, because what is that Auckland to
Nelson an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
It's not a long flight if you can't keep your
hands to yourself for an hour and a quarter. I
get it. When you're on a long haul flight and
you're bored, sure, and you're high over the Pacific on
your way to the States or something. Yeah, that's right
on your way to Houston with a whole lot of work, colleagues,
I understand why you'd want to get amrous in that situation.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Hang on, Jerry, is that your intention on our trip
over to Houston next week?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
They were on a skycouch. I can totally see why
you do that. But flying from you know, from one
island to another in New Zealand, would you.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
So so someone? What would someone have to be doing
across the aisle for you from you for you to
report it to an air host?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
What a lot like that have to be? Basically putting
a bomb together right for me for you to be like,
I think this guy's up to something, even smoking, Like,
if someone was smoking across the ears from me, i'd
be a little bit Should I say something about this?
I'd probably ask them for one. Yeah, you probably don't
want there to be a fire.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
No, I like put out a localized fire, I reckon.
I don't really care what someone does across the arm No,
so if that at first base? Yeah, oh fine, so
light pick No, I mean that's nice as nice, it's
nice people. A fiction I want to work through this
systematically to see where you draw your line, Like you
know when they put up a billboard and it goes
cat dog cow, Where do you draw the line?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
And what you eat?

Speaker 5 (52:09):
So light pick is open mouth fine.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Heavy pitting. When we're talking heavy pitting on the outside
of the clothes.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Well, this apparently there was a little inside the clothe action.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
So we're talking hands down pants. This well was up.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Tops, it was up tops, it was down blouse.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Down blouse is down blouse. Well, if you're keeping your
clothes on but you've got your hands up there, I mean,
how vigorous was it? It must have been quite intense.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Overt fondling is the quote from the court, avert fondling.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Jerry under blankets or it doesn't say just in front
of other passengers.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
They don't give out blankets on short or original flights,
so I would imagine.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
But when you say in front of like did they
get up the front like they were doing the safety
presentation and get it on all they in their seats?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Well, the thing is, as someone who flies regionally quite
often these are the those flying pencil case planes. You
are on top of each other, your shoulders are touching
the guy across the aisle from you, and everyone on
the plane can see every other person on the plane. No,
I wonder if maybe that was a contributing factor.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I want to know where they were seated, because if
they're at the back of the plane, you never would
Most people wouldn't have seen.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Them at the front.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
If they're at the front, I don't think you could
really see unless you were kind of had you head up,
having a looker at meercatting. I don't know. I look
for me if I was traveling with my kids. Okay,
then of say, well, this has been in front of children.
Would I care? Would you? Nah? I wouldn't. Actually, I
don't know. I don't really care about that sort of stuff.

(53:37):
It doesn't really bother me.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
It's just you do you boo some sex two on three,
four eight three.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Maybe steering really hard and cheering them on might deter them,
if not try to join in, but maybe that would.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Make it worse.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
They were seated near the front and row three Jerry
forty eight other people on board at the time two
flooded unions.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Okay, so the front most people couldn't see you certainly
couldn't see any fondling mania like, how are you going
to You can't see fondling that's going on in front
of you? Noodling. No, that's always been there. Road three.
I know what's happened. So Row three is generally all
of the wankers. So the wankers sit at the front
of the plane. So it's some people who have it's

(54:13):
probably some older people. When you say wankers, what do
you mean, Well, I don't know what's there that going on?
It's a good question.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Where's the line Jerry Edmund the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
We're just talking about the atr Auckland and Nelson couple
who were actually convicted for too much PDA.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Yeah, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
You could be it was publican decency, I think, yeah,
But I didn't know that PDA could could land in jail.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
It seems they were really going for it by the
sounds of.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
It, that's right.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I think they kind of glossed over it in the article,
which made it sound like, oh, they were just having
a little bit of light PDA. But I think actually
what was going on was a bit more hectic than that.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
It wasn't it wasn't like full on sex, but it
was it was kind of on the way there. I
think the scissors teacher on a small plane like that
so different to a big plane. Holding hands and light
kissing is about all that's tolerable. Anything heavier than that.
Those people are very close to you, and it's very awkward. Yeah,
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Just been on a flight down to Tamuru this weekend
and it was the loudest flight I've ever been on
because every single person was talking because everyone's a Yanna
from down there and so is like, na, do you
know now Siahs was my cousin and blah blah blah.
Now in the middle of all of that, everyone getting
to know each other. On this flight, you got two
gun hammer and tongue up and rose three. Yeah, it
would be quite distracting.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
This text here judgment from a train copulator, Jerry, that
is true. I did lose my virginity on a train. Yeah,
but hold on, Texter, there was no judgment coming from me.
I see it. I'm fine with it. Yeah, I don't.
I don't mind if someone does that beside me.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Well, those and glasshouses and pots and kettles and black
and whatnot exactly. Another text on three four eight three.
I think the reason Jerry doesn't have a problem with
this is because it's as guilty pleasure.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Look, I can just think of worse things that people
could be doing beside me. Yeah, it's the same as
what happened you remember a while back with Aaron Smith
on the toilet cubicle. Yeah, Like if people get upset
that people are making love and a toilet cubicle, that's right,
It's like people are doing terrible things in toilet Cubicles's
that's I'm micating in them.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
That's that defecating in them much rather than people.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I'd rather walk it after someone's made love and a
toilet cubical than defication exactly.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
And one final text on three four eight three, And
I think this really cuts to the heart of the matter.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
With a hot good point Jerry in the Night the
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Speaker 1 (56:37):
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seven five. If you want to play did or live,
a game where we name five well known people, all
you have to do is tell us whether they are
dead or alive.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Sounds easy, It's a lot harder than it seems.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
This was a segment devised by veteran tv Z camera
operator Dave Pierce on the way to interview lou Vincent,
and we've got one hundred dollars up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
For the winner.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Two people playing first person the buzz and gets the
first bite of.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
The cherry contested. Number one is Andrew from Dunedin Morning. Andrew,
how are you? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (57:10):
No, not bad mate, Yes, yeah, good to meet you again.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
You won a twenty four hour running championship.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
Yeah, I did that once. It was twenty seventeen, so yeah, no,
just just run an athletics track.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
So how did you did you sleep?

Speaker 6 (57:27):
No?

Speaker 12 (57:28):
No, no, no, no, because you can't run when you're sleeping.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
No, but I imagine that's a good point.

Speaker 12 (57:32):
I imagine and fall asleep when you're running.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I bet you can. You've sort of imagine you go
into that state where you're awake better sleep at the
same time.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Yeah, it's just just just a world.

Speaker 12 (57:44):
Of hurt and you know, and you know, just yeah
and yeah, it's an uncomfortable twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Did it make you want to run more or less?

Speaker 7 (57:55):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (57:55):
You can't wait for it to end. But the worst
thing is they make you go up the speak flight
the stairs to the price giving afterwards. You should get
a camera down there for that one day.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Andrew, can you test your bluzzer please? It's your name, Andrew.
Here we go. It seems to be working well going
up against Andrew as Jason from Auckland. Morning, Jason, morning, gentlemen.
What do you do for a cross? Jason?

Speaker 10 (58:21):
I deliver goods around Auckland, deliver.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Goods back onn Hey, what is you're not delivering to houses?
Are you delivering to businesses?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
A bit of everything?

Speaker 10 (58:31):
Actually, a bit of housing, bit of businesses.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Did you in the street Do you have my business
idea a couple of days ago for bigger mailboxes so
that you can leave the deliveries in there.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Do you think that would work?

Speaker 12 (58:40):
It depends if you get a lot of parcels coming
through your door.

Speaker 10 (58:43):
Yeah, it would be work.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Yeah, I think it would work. It's a good idea.
All right.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
If you win this hundred dollars, I'll let you be
the first investor into my business.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Jason.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Do you want to test your buzzer?

Speaker 10 (58:51):
Jason?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
I like the way you went up on the end there.
That's a little buzzer. Okay, one hundred dollars one hundred
dollars up for grabs. I will say the name of
the person, and then you buzzin, and then I'll say
your name, and then you say whether they're dead or alive.
If someone gets it wrong, then the other person has
to buzzer and say the answer to that's the way

(59:13):
that this works, okay, And you might think that's weird,
but people have got that wrong in the past. Person
number one former All Black Lock and Captain Andy Hayden dead,
her alive? And I heard Andrew first. Andrew's he is.
He died in twenty twenty, age sixty nine. I recently
went to the place where his ashes were scattered. Returning

(59:35):
golf course in the bush we lost a lot of
balls apparently. Oh yeah, Andrew is up one nil one
nill Andrew. That's right, that's your job, and you keep track.
Person number two, best known for her roles and the
Sound of Music and Mary Poppins, Dame Julie Andrews, Andrew

(59:55):
Jason alive. Yes, Julie Andrews is a lie. Ninety years
old today. Jason, they need to remake one apiece. I've
never watched the Sound of Music. Great times, great times. Yeah,
it's got a na Nazi vibe anyway. Person three, popular

(01:00:19):
American born atmospheric scientist and meteorologist Aug the Hour did
Andrew all the the Hour is he died very unfortunately
two thousand and seven got too soon. Two to one, Andrew,
this is game point? Oh okay Jason for the New

(01:00:39):
Zealand cricket captain, coach and commentator Jeff Howse Did he alive?
I think that was Andrew Andrew Jeff howth.

Speaker 12 (01:00:48):
As, Oh god, I think he's alive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Four years old. One hundred dollars coming your way. Congratulations,
we're going to.

Speaker 12 (01:00:58):
Spend it on. Good about it, Thank you TEUs, Jasons, Andrew,
good luck, great.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Jerry and night the hot Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
As we're talking earlier about that in New Zealand flight
from Nelson to Auckland with the couple who were getting
stuck into each other who were arrested when they landed
in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
For PDAs, there must have been something pretty hectic going
on there. Yeah, but it hangs down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
The pants a little bit. I don't think it was
full blind like you know, penetration, but it was pretty
full on. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
We had a text through on three four A three
had a similar sort of situation When I was about twelve,
around forty years ago, my mother took me on the
last train from Dnedain to Alexandra for the Blossom Festival.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
The Blossom Festival. I've been to that fantastic times. The Blossy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
You know you go to the bloss Yeah, it's called
the Blossy Yeah for some reason. Obviously ostensibly a festival
around blossom and springtime, but also real car meat vibes
there as well. Oh yeah, yeah, down the Blossy. It
was the very train before they shut down the line.
We're in the smoking carriage as my mum was a smoker.
The journey started off well in the morning, but as

(01:02:06):
the day went on, the carriage filled with students who
were drinking heavily. See again these are the yeah. The
return trip to Dunedin was very missing. Most of the
students were drunk and many were being overly affectionate and
having full on six sprawl across multiple seats all around us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yes, okay, was it nighttime or I wondered by the
time they were coming back, was it nighttime?

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Before the train made it back to Daneeda and a
fight broke out and a man was pushed through a window.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Police and an ambulance are waiting to get to eat station,
and they removed a number of the drunk students from
the train.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Hold.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I'm pushed. I want to know more about this story.
Pushed through a window like of a moving train, yeah,
or pushed through a window between carriages.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Then yeah, he going outside the train at that point.
Blossierh A lot happens at the Blossom. A lot happens
at the Blossy, Mate, that's for sure. I don't yeah,
I mean multiple people. Most of the students are drunk.
Many were being overly effictionate.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Have you been to the Easter Bunny shoot and Alexander,
have you ever seen that? No, that's quite something. Yeah,
where generally Easter time they do a thing where everybody's
allowed to go out and hunt as many pests ye
as you possibly can. People go onto people's blocks, onto
people's farms and stuff, and they come back and then

(01:03:21):
they lay all of the carcasses of all of the
animals in the town square in Alexandra.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
We did similar thing in Moymute. It's called the pest
quist and there's prizes for most biggest, most unique whatever.
One year someone entered a wallaby and because obviously we've
got wallabies down there. And one year someone entered a
wallaby that was so big people can believe this whopper
had been out bouncing around the hunter hells or like
Jesus got that thing's a kangaroo. It's about siven feet tall.

(01:03:47):
So this person one like I don't know, it was
like five hundred bucks, hat in a T shirt. And
the next morning the groundsmen at the local park at
Victoria Park noticed that one of the tame wallabies from
the enclosure was missing, the biggest one. And turns out
this guy had gone down and shot a tame wallaby
and entered it into the peace quurz to give the
money back the hat and the T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
It's always it's always the concern, though, isn't it when
these things happened from the people in the city.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
You're like, the people's cats are going to get killed
and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, yeah, it's never
of that.

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