Penance for Samoa - The Radio Show (October 8)

On the Hauraki Breakfast today, Jeremy Wells is joined by ACC head G Lane once again, to chat dog poo, the loch ness monster, and how we make up for crashing a navy boat into a Somoan reef...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hurd Ache Breakfast. Thanks the Bunning's Trade. Load up
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this morning, and you're on the hurd Ache brieffast Mash
is here, morning Mash, Good morning, Jerry, how are you mate? Good?
Thank you? Ruders here as well.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I was going to try and say something in a
different language for us, go hello.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, well there we go. Yeah yeah. The language speak
is English here, Ruder. Oh wow, Ruders language language is English,
thank you mate, But I mean little bits and pieces
of other languages. Totally acceptable, Golder, there we go, It's
very much acceptable. Lot's coming up this morning on the
Hidache Breakfast. The question of whether or not the Lockless

(00:41):
Monster is real is being asked again for the forty
five thousandth time in history.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
The evidence is compelling, guys, I will say, if you
haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
All So, chi Lane is going to join us on
the Hierarchy breakfast this morning again. Are you sure he's back? Gilan?
He wants to share a dream he had about his cat. Apparently,
the question is was it weird the hood?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Are you breakfast with Jeremy Wells already?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Ruder you've got something that you want to bring up
with the panel.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I think it's actually something that's important to the country. Obviously,
last year we did the seven forty four pelvic Floor
most well, most week days hardly Ever at seven forty four,
it's got to be said.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's hard to time it out exactly right every day,
isn't it. Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It really was. Some songs are longer than others. I'm
talking also longer than others. Yes, But I realized that
I was having a problem during the night of needing
to go to the bathroom often, and so I thought,
maybe it is time for me to start my own
pelvic floor at home. And so what I've been doing
at home when I've been washing my hair because I
wash my hair every night in the shower, and I'm

(01:52):
a little bit worried that my hairlines receding as a
man in his forties.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
You think floor is going to help with that? Yeah,
what's how's that going to happen? Firstly, just hold on
for second. Sorry, So, well, you wash your hair every day? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I wash my hair every day otherwise I get horrible dandruff?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Do you you wash it?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
You wash it?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Worse with dandrus shampoo.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, a little bits.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is there any other dand apart from hidden Shoulders of yours?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I think it's hidden shoulders for men that I use.
That's the one for men.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It doesn't have a little tints and rints that goes through.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I've tried that before and someone spotted that my eyebrows
were not changing color, but my hair was, so I
stopped that one.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, So you've got an anti dandruff shampoo that you're
running through every day trying to stop your scalp from
falling away.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, and I've started giving myself on the heirline a
nice rub just around there, just getting the follicles going.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh careful, really, you'll scrub your hair away doing that.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
It feels good and you get a good here to
hear man for your age. I think in this country
right now, I think you as a man of your age.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I mean it's it's it's going now, isn't it. I
mean it's on the way out.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
So while I'm rubbing, rubbing the hereline with the shampoo
and giving it a little scratch to get the follicles going,
I'm also clinching my pelvic floor.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Then, I'm like thirty seconds one, two, right, three, four five,
and I'll tell you what I am. All through the
night now, yeah, okay, all through the night nowhee's for
the sky. I'm holding it on all night.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay, yeah, yeah, no, you're right. I think I think. Look,
I'm happy to bring it back. I mean, it doesn't
take much, does it.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's way less work for us as well. It's like
one break of day taking care of it.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I mean for me, it was just kind of
I think maybe we need to change the music with it,
because we used to have this very kind of relaxing
music and it there this one here. I thought you
liked this. I mean, I love it.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
This is what I had to bring to the pelvic
floor segment was this music.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I love this music, but I don't know if it's
great on breakfast radio. It's just a bit too kind
of like okay, everyone, let's just it's a bit too
chill and people want to be sort of lifted up
in the morning. Okay.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, if we fix the music and we saw that
routors receding hairline, well that's a slightly different issue.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I mean, we can't have receding hairline, you know, set
the seven receding hairlines. Yeah, massage, I think, I personally think,
I think there's actually a bigger issue here, I mean,
the thing whatever. Maybe we need to discuss this more,
but I think more your fact that you're massaging your
here daily around the hairline.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Because they're not good for the follicles.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
No, you're rubbing your hair. It's rubbing your hair off.
Have you ever thought about that you're rubbing your hair off?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, no, because that's I saw this. I don't think
we've got time for the school play song. Te what
I've seen?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
What's the science behind us?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's about Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
You breakfast Alreadio.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
We're talking about pelvic flaws, and we're talking about head
massage and whether or not massaging your head in the
shower when you shampoo prevents hair loss.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
That's right, and it's my belief, firmly, Executive producer Router
here that it does because I saw a video. Do
you guys remember, probably about twenty years ago, Matthew McConaughey,
a man in his fifties with a beautiful head of hair,
but if you look back at some of the movies
that he was in about twenty years ago, he is
starting a receipt. He is starting to reced very badly.

(05:37):
And do you know what he does every single day.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Of his life. He gets a here transplant.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, he's no, No, Jerry, that is very cynical of you.
It's very cynical. It looks like plagues, doesn't It looks like.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Pages.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's very cynical of you. Guys. What he actually does
is he's got a tonic. I'm not sure what the
tonic is, and I can't afford his tonic, but.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Like shweps, what sort of tonics he got? Fever tree?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I think it's from Native American.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Fever tree is a good tonic. I like fever tree.
It was like the elder flower in it. Yeah, I
love the fever tree. Elder does he put elderflower?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's probably got peppermint, it's probably got uclid.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
So anyway, so you've heard that McConaughey is running some
kind of ailment into.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
His hair and every day for half an hour every day, Yes,
he rubs his hairline.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Okay, now look at his beautiful head to hear Okay,
apparently I've googled it. One study found that one study,
I mean one study. One study found that he lost
stabilized after an average of thirty six point three hours
of scalp massage. That's roughly the equivalent to a fifteen
minute scalp massage every day for one hundred and forty
three days or five months. So if you plan to

(06:48):
use sculp message for hair growth, you need to commit
to the process. Ruder it says.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Fifteen minutes a day. Rude, lock it in, mate, and
then maybe you'll get some progress, I think, is what
you're trying to say there.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
What about one and a half minutes a day? How
many years do I have to do it for for that.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, I'll do the calculation for you. But it doesn't
mention anything here about strengthening your pulvate floor at the
same time as a massaging your scalp, whether or not
that helps.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm sicking the boxes. That's me every night in the shower,
ticking the boxes.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now it's better than doing other things in the shower.
This is a heartachey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on the
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Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's six thirty time for you latest news headlines. The
Navy's one hundred million dollar ship that ran aground, caught
fire and sank off the coast of Sarmor has only
the equivalent of third party insurance that covers only part
of the cleanup and salvage cost. One security expert says
it will be difficult for a salvage operation one we
probably don't have the resources for. Can I just say something? Here?

(07:56):
Is this the biggest ship of that New Zealand everhead
close too?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
It's got to be done, a massive turd on someone
else's lawn, and we don't know how to clean it up.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
No, and we can't. We don't have any insurance. I
get why we don't have insurance for that boat. It's
a navy vessel. The insurance cost premiums will be insane.
I understand that. I don't think that's muppet tree on
the behalf of New Zealanders. The muppet tree is that
we ran aground in the first place. But also imagine,
just imagine this. Imagine if some more had one of

(08:29):
their navy vessels. Not that I think they've got navy,
but if they did and they were cruising around the
Bay of Islands and they ran aground off at a
poka pooka and then started a poka pooka, and then
pa beautiful Poka pristine at a poco poka and started
spilling oil everywhere, and didn't know how on earth they

(08:51):
were going to get the thing off.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Did you imagine we'd be furious?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
This is terrible, This is terrible. Well, Tvanz is proposing
investing in news for its streaming service tvn Z Plus
and closing its one news website by February. Media commentator
Duncan Grieves says they're doubling down on what they're good
at for the own news.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Good on him. And former Blues forward Tom Robinson has
retired from rugby. The twenty nine year old has opted
for a career switch. He's done a yoga teacher's training
course and he's read some life changing.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Box Oh the big, the Big Ginger, the big Ginger.
He's also got a range of sun sunscreen, does he Yeah,
because obviously he needs it. He's got the skin of
a ginger and his ginger. Yeah. He's got a great
suns Skinkire range as well.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Good on him, Good on him. You don't want him
in the salvage operation. And summer you get burnt to
a Crispaul. Yeah, slip slop slap. As we get towards.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Summer, they breakfast alreadio.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Ju Lane's in this morning. Nice to see you.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, good to be. I had a dream last night. Well,
I had a dream the night before. Actually, don't know
to bring it up with you, but I've got a
I've got a I've got a pussy cat.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yes, good that you cleared that up early on.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Anyway, I don't like horrible, horrible cat. It's a horrible cat.
It's it's a disgusting cat. It's a filthy cat.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
How did you get that cat?

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Okay, this is this is another story. I came home
from work one day and there was a cat in
the house.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Oh that's how.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
I went away on a work trip and I came
back and it was the cat was there, the cat
just wandering. I was an impulsive decision from the rest
of the family. Oh no, no consultation from me. I
don't expect consultation. But I mean, look, you know, it
was cute when it was little, a little black kitten
running around cute, and then it started shedding and pissing everywhere.
And it's done that for the last probably four.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Or five years. Okay, because that means that the cat's
under stress. Yeah, I think it's also.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Quite evil as well. I think it's premeditated. Like we're
going holiday. I come back and i'd open my bag
and got half unpacked my bag. You know when you
go on holiday, a half unpacked and go to sleep.
I'll do the rest of the morning. She come up
and do her business in my half unpacked bag.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
What while you weren't watching? Yep, So do you left
the room at the stage or you had your back
turned putting your clothes away?

Speaker 5 (11:06):
I left the room, so came up there, did his
business in there? Did it to my cricket bag as well?
When I went away and played cricket happening?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, though clearly your bag stinks, So I know what
you're like. You're you're disgusting, So your bag will.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Reek don't take the side of the cat.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well hold on it, and the cat thinks because you
your bag will smell like crap, and so your cat
thinks it's a little box. I blame you for that,
not the cat. Well, it also does on the couch.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
The couch came home one time and it was again
on the couch cat. I also think maybe potentially it's
got diabetes of some description.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It thinks these are little boxes because you've been sitting
in these places. Stinks. Your cricket bag reeks, well.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yes, okay, cricket bag, I'll give it to you. Okay,
it stinks, but my my travel bag and my couch
does not stink. And this cat has got some problems.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, already I'm taking the side of the camp still.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Well, And you know what, it's very hard to get
rid of a cat because you can't ask people can
you have this cat? And then they goes anything wrong
with it? And I can't lie, and I go, wow,
it's got a bowl of shoe and your own issue
because we were a lot and stuff, and they're like, no, next,
So I don't know. I had a dream that I
hired a gang member heat hunter to take the cat

(12:20):
out the cat to whack the cat. And I had
a chance meeting with a heat hunter at a bar,
and I you know, you know.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Do you we do you wag?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
People?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Do head hunters do that? Today?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
I know this one did, and he gave me wacks
animals and I said, can you whack my cat? And
he whacked the cat. I offered to pay him to
whack the cat. This is my dream and obviously not real,
and he whacked the cat, but he refused to take
any money. And I should have Lambelle. Should have run by,
because then I was indebted to the gang and my

(12:53):
life spiraled out of control. It came involved in gang
and running drugs just because of this goddamn cat.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's missing with me. You should have done what most
people do when they want to work a cat, They
take it to the vet. Vets are essentially the headhunters
of the animal world.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
I have called the vet and asked if they could
take care of my cat, and they said is it healthy?
And I said, well not really, it's got the shoes
everywhere else and they said, well what's wrong with it?
Then it's like we're just pulling you. We've you provided
it a safe environment, yes I have. They wouldn't kill it.
They wouldn't do it, said it's a healthy cat.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Okay, you just need to go to a different vet
ring around.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
You need to go out south as she gives actually know.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Because what they'll do is he'll hit it with a spade. No,
don't go and visit him. Look, there's vets will take
care of that. Don't worry about that.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
And wait for the hack.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Your cat sounds like it's your cat, sounds like it's
not living it.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
It's not, it's not.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's very stressed.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
It's a very stressed cat.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Ye once had three kids, three little kids, and in
my experienced cat and is what kittens don't like is
little kids because they chase it around, because they love it,
they want to they want to play with it. But
a cat doesn't want to be chased around. The cat
wants to come to you.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
It's not in a good space. It's not in a
good space. Neither am I actually about this is the.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Hy Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
So tuned into Matt's first show US Today on NEWSKS.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, a lot of news for him to talk about.
The Manui, for example, going down but seeing things seemed
to have gone off without a hitch.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, totally, that sounded it was good. He had a
great line about Judith Collins. She enjoys crushing cars, but
she doesn't enjoy salvaging ships. I thought that was that was.
That was a good line about crushing Collins. So a
few people called up the second caller of the day, Dallas.
He had something interesting to say.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
I thought, hey, Tyler, you got a vaping mate?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Now?

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah? Maybe? Why well, you've been watching the videos?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Have you got c CTV tapped into our systems? Here? Mate,
that's Unkenny.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
The camera's on you now yeah, yeah, yeah, loud to
vape and Mike Costs office. Oh no, no, don't even
mention that he'll be he may be listening, Dallas and
you've just thrown us right in it.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Oh yeah, anyway, it's going well so far.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
I mean, you've had one caller in half an hour,
so my reckoning that callers per.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Day well too, including you. Yeah tell us.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Yeah, I'm very annoyed. I wasn't the first actual but
good on your dean. Well played aricidivis caller. I think
Dallas TV does Dallas He yeah, he knew his way
around a phone called a z B to be honest.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, this guy, though, was a good caller.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
I thought, Tim, how you doing, Yeah, Kyler, Matt's going yeah, good.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Hey, you guys seem busy.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
I'll let you go, please please, please, thank you very much.
We're going to get him and bring him on. I say, well, good,
I'm glad people listen to our guy to calling talk back.
That was the nice, prepetitive, simple one that.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Sounded like the same person, though jealous. And that other guy, Oh.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
You're you think you think Mett's vapor in the Hoskins studio.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I think the guy had seen Matt vaping on his
final show. Here on social media, a few people were like, wow,
I was out the vapor in the studio, isn't Yeah,
probably not the.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Hood at breakfast with Jeremy Wells already, you've.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Got a mouthful of food. Yeah. Sorry, I've never seen
someone come into a studio before, you know, working with
met for eleven years, I don't ever remember ever seeing
him eat. Actually, no, that's not true. The time when
they win Tiptop brought in heaps of Goodie Goodie gund Yeah,
and then Matt ate an entire tub and then a
belch came from his stomach from the pit of his

(16:42):
stomach involuntarily while he was trying to ask a question
of a neuroscientist. I think it gross. He was one
of the one of the weirdest things in the world.
I think we might even have it here. So and
the like that is that we detect in our telescopes.
There is information, as you say, the spectrum of the light,
there's information to say that was the only time I

(17:05):
ever so gross. But like he was trying to ask
it a credible question and trying to make himself so
incredible to this guy, an astrophysicist, not a neuroscience astrophysicist.
He's trying to there's a classic question where you're trying
to make yourself sound smart to the person that you're
talking to, and enough out just comes from nowhere. That

(17:28):
brought me so much joy.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Oh, that's brought me so much joy.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
That bought me so much joy. So coming out after
seven o'clock is the lock neest monster rail. There's some
new evidence. Really maybe maybe it's the best evidence we've
had to date. I mean that grainy, weird photo. Yeah,
that looks like a giant swan. That's that's not good.
This is this is good? Really, Yeah, this is good.

(17:52):
I think you'll be quietly impressed with us. As a fisherman,
I think you'll be quietly impressed with this. Also, dealing
with dog poop, you got a shocking admission last year
after seven.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Yeah, even more shocking and rolling in it in Amsterdam.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
And actually there's why is everything so fecal focused with you?
You got a cat that keeps going to the toilet
in your gear bag, you roll on dog pool when
we go twenty five thousand k's overseas. You've got issues
with your dog with its feces, starting too, starting to
put a few things together here this is the Hurdarchey breakfast.

(18:25):
Stay with us, the hood.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
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Speaker 1 (18:36):
We the log is a Hurdarchy breakfast. We're going to
be joined by a host of special guests for the
next wee. While in this morning we have the pleasure
of being joined by acc.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Here Glay, good morning I had if you had morning with.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Us, Mat she's here as well.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Morning Jerry, how are you made all right?

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Good?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Thank you? Ruders in the studio b lots coming up
this morning. Look you want to talk about Oh you've
got something you want to talk about in terms of
dog pooh, oh.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yes, I've got I've got an admission to make and
I'm sure I'm not alone on this. It involves the
cleaning up of public dog feces.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I think I know where you're going with that.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
You fellas, don't think we're two feces focused, Gulane. I
mean this is your second day on the show. Yesterday,
between at and eight thirty, I think we had a
deep discussion about something follicle related, as not follicle related,
feci related as well.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Didn't we get audiences? Mate?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yep, too right, they don't. Okay, I'm here for it
if you are.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Is that an old radio? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah, I've been ready a long time, mate, I've been
ready a long.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Timeless poos gets the people?

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Ye whose get the people?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
That's right? Tell you what also gets the people, and
that is the Lockness Monster. And there's been a possible sighting.
Oh kid out, it's quite compelling. I want to share
it with you next. There's another question around this though,
which we'll also talk about next.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
There's finally been some irrefutable evidence that the Lockness Monster exists.
I've seen it. I've seen it. I'm ficked. I'm looking
at it right in front of me here.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Well, hang on, no, can you already clarify what you're
saying here, Jary, When you say you've seen it, you've
seen the evidence of this person.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
This individual is brought to the table. That's right, And
I wou'd have to say, it's not irrefutable. It's a
fresh finder. It looks it's a fish finder. It's irrefutable, it's.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
A fresh finder. It looks like a dead body floating
at a forty five degree angle just above this, above
the bottom of lockness.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
It looks a however, light like a turtle with a
really really big neck, and it's at ninety eight point
eight meters deep. Okay, yeah, and don't tell me that
that shape does not look like the Locknest Monster.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
I thought we thought it was a snake like thing.
I thought we thought it was this big, long, kind
of dragon like snake thing that looks like a turtle.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
It looks like a turtle with a giant neck sticking out.
I mean, you've got to say, that is the shape
of the Locknest Monster right there. And to me, Sean's
the guy who has taken this photo, the guy who's
the guy who's been cruising around in a boat called
the Spirit of lock News. Sean Sloggy.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
That's a made up name for a start Sewan Sloggy.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
He's thirty.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
I mean he should make up his name if he's
out there just handing for the day to day.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
But anyway, he's cruising around in his pleasure boat and
he spotted this on the fish finder. Is he catching
fish down there? There's a lot of other.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Crap in the water, isn't there or never surf there is?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, it's fresh water, isn't it? Lock News? Yeah, there's
a bit of bait fish there above it? Is there?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I've never actually been able to read these fish I
find it difficult to understand these fish finders.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
No, it's like it's like a heat map. It's like,
I mean, you know, I'm used to the hot spot
and the cricket. You know, when they have used to
have the hot spot and all everything was all different colors.
That's what it looks like to me. He looks like
a huge hot spot at the bottom of lock Nest.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Well, the question I've got what the fish finder is?
So is the shot that you see, like you know,
because it's it's two d yes is the shot that
you see you've got the line that goes along. Is
that's obviously the bottom?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Is it taken from the side.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yes, it's a cross section looking that way.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
So if you drew the boat, you draw the boat
on the top the side of the boat. Yes, okay,
Well what's that's? Okay, so you can work out what's
in front and what's behind the boat. But what's to
the sides of the boat. How come it doesn't know
that the Lockanese monster obviously, Well, the Locknest monster is
directly it seems underneath the boat here. But what's what's

(22:26):
how to fish finders work? Why can't it show what's
on the sides?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I think I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
So you're saying that then you need a three D
TV when you need to wear three D glasses and
the boat that's dangerous. You can't be driving along with
those humiliating red and blue kind of cellphane glasses on.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Well. I mean I've actually had a humiliator with one
of these things once where we were cruising around and
I'll tell you what. We were over the top of
some massive schools of fish and we were like, okay,
drop the anchor, drop the anchor, and we dropped the anchor,
and then we'd drop our lines down and there were
no bites, and we're like, that's where there's giant school
swimming underneath us. And then we'd be like, okay, we'll

(23:02):
pull up the anchor. We'll cruise around again. We'd cruise
around again and drop the anchor down again, massive like
next level schools of fish. So many fish underneath us.
I've never seen a fish finder so full of fish.
And then we'd be like, this is weird. They doesn't
seem to be taking the bait. Maybe we're using the
wrong bait. Change the bait up, drive around again. We
drive around for about an hour, different places. We're quite

(23:24):
close to some rocks at times, getting quite close to
the rocks.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Didn't annoyot Well.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
No, Actually, maybe that's what they were doing in the money.
In the end we worked out that we had it
in demo mode.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
It was designed wish every now and then, ah.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
That's a mister Wells waltzing into a new fish fish
store and just blind spinning a couple of thou on
a new fish finder. If not being to take it
off demo mode, I'm not joking.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
It was in mode. I kept thinking, God, it seems
to be saying that the depth peg is going from
twenty five meters to two meters, Like, what's going on here?

Speaker 5 (24:03):
I'm sure we're in like ten So lucky you didn't
un him annewy it in the demo mode it's going
to have gone straight into a reef.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
So embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
The Hodacky Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Getting in a lot of feedback there about my attempts
at trying to go fishing with the fishfinder on demo mode.
You don't catch a lot of fish with the fish
finder on demo mode.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
That's now you're doing at a bit of feedback here
from Samarry Kirkness. Some fish finders you can do the
side it's called the side scan. Oh really, and go
from left to right as opposed to straight, you know,
straight around it. More than two d How much is
one of those costures that is a bit more of
an expensive I think it's seeing you back about five grand.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm looking here the low rants HDS nine pro FO
two hundred and ninety nine. I mean, you've got to
buy a lot of fish at the supermarket before you
get in, don't you?

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Don't you start working out the wife math on that,
because I get that all the time because I bought
a little boat. I bought it a gear and then
I went out and I caught like one undersized snaw
Brinne and she was like, how many fish could we
have bought it the supermarkets? Don't you bring your don't
you bring your ship here?

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Okay, wells at home as your skin wells on it.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
No, mine's one of those ones that just seems to
know whether it's at the front or back. But I'm
pleased now that I have worked that out. At least
I know now, Okay, it's the boat on the side.
It's like if a camera was to your port to
your starboard side. Good to know the starboard and port
to your to your right right side, to your right side.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Half.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, and you're cruising along. But I'm not surprised that
Samari Kothness from the New Zealand Hero It spends a
lot of time fishing. Sut A Malon on his own.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Went out and there was tenny and coughter Malon on
his own.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
What a marlow it would drag the tunny around.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
She talk to Samary cooingness he's salty.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
He's so salty, salty. But that's that's quite impressive. Yeah,
my head. Did the people catching Malon before on a kayak?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, I don't know if i'd want to be hooked
up to a marlonn I mean kayak that that's not
what's the space? Isn't it is? What's that?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
What do you do it on a percent up pedible?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
The hold actual breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radio.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
You've got a confession you want to make you Yeah, Look,
I'm a I talked about my cat earlier, which I
kind of don't like. So I thought i'd give a
dog ownership a hone very new to dog ownership just
under a year now, I adopted a dog. We adopted
a dog.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, that's is with your cat and you thought, you
know what, let's just bring a dog into the mix.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
A Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yeah, I thought the dog might finish the cat off,
but didn't do that special problem.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's what you thought. It's got something to the species.
It's got nothing to do with the owners. No, it's
total species issue.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Name with me, don't you don't you cast discisions on
me as a pet owner anyway? Tubacca the dog.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Tubacabaca, not it's original name.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah, this is the name Chewy Chewbaccer. Anyway, we live
close to a beach and I walk the dog a
lot on the beach.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
And how big is Chewbaccer And Chewbacca is.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Like a medium sized dog, not a not a humiliating
small dog. But in between are.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
We're talking kvoodle? Yes, okay, okay, but it's.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
A big voods anyway, so much more credible it does
it does it's d's on the beach. And obviously, you
know we have to walk around with your plastic bags,
and dog owners are quite militant around, you know, cleaning
up your leavings, your dog leavings. They're very militant. And
you know as soon as your dog crouches over and
gives that gives.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You that look like.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Don't look at me when it's doing it, you know
that half the beach are looking at you and what
you're going to do next, And I e. Either fumble
around in your pocket to get out of plastic bag
and pretend like you're going to pick up those leavings.
A lot of the times I can't find the leavings
due to the beach nature due to the kind of
flotsam and jentsum that washes up on the beach. It's

(28:04):
the same color as a leaving. Yes, So I just
I go along and I kind of I go through
the motions. I've got the bag. Everyone, I've got the bag.
He goes, I'm doing it. I'm doing what I'm being told.
And then I just pick up a clump of sand
tied off and walk off.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah. What that's called your leaving blind? So you're blind
to leavings, particularly your own dog leavings. But I'm sure
you're very awake and aware of other people's dogs leaving.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Yeah, yeah, but I did. He's going to go through
the motions. That's all I did to do. And to
tell you what, there's a lot of rubbish bins around
just with bits of sand in it and little bits
of wood and leavings in it.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I reckon, You're not the only person.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
I don't reckon. I make anyone either. And then if
you take one bag on a walk and you go
and they do and your dog decides to double down,
I hate there was like pinch one off once. Okay,
I've had a discussion with my dog. Do it once
do it properly, stop pinching it off and getting distracted,
and then pinch another one off over there. I've only
got one bag, my foe, okay, and then I have
to approach the second one even differently, and I had

(29:02):
to kind of pat round like I've got no wallet
about It's like I'm going to pay. It's like I'm
paying the bill, like I'm Matt Heath and I'm like
patting my looking for my wallet. I haven't got one,
and then I have to kind of look around and
then I basically kick it, kick it kind of north.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Well, what's the rule there? What's the etiquette? If you
don't have a bag for the second, You've got to
sort of put your hands up like I don't. You've
got to sort of show people that you don't have
a you've already used one up, you don't have another,
You've just.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Got to But yeah, you can carry multiple bags you
ask someone. But then also there's the conundrum of if
your dog's dog's eating a curry the night before, there's
no way you can deal with that with a plastic bag.
You can't deal you can't deal with that.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Well, why is your dog getting a Curry.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
I'm just using asn example of what the leavings would
look like without going into detail. Okay, so you can't
there's no way you can deal with that either. You
just have to rub it around, you almost rub it in.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
What happens is as soon as you see your dog
squat as a dog owner, you're responsible for GPS marking that.
You put a GPS marker on it immediately in your
head and you go right and you just focus in
on that zone and you just follow it up. That
is your responsibility as a dog owner. Yeah. Well, still,
I think there's a lot of people that will be
exactly in the same boat as you. In fact, oh

(30:15):
add hundred Hardaki confessions of people who don't pick up
their dog. But you don't need to say your name.
You don't even need to say whether or not you
do it, or you need to do is call the
show call us and then say Wolf and well accept
that as another person who's in the same situation.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
And then like the Catholic Church, you're forgiven.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's right. Yeah, just call up say Wolf, oh hadde
hundred hydache forgiven and everything will be fine.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
The hood a breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on
the iHeart ready.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
At already seven thirty on the Hiderchy Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. Police have begun assessing a credible
reported sighting of matter korper Man, Tom Phillips and his
three children. Begunders saw Phillips and his kids on Thursday night.
It's the first time they've all been seen together since
they reported missing in December twenty twenty one.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I mean, look, he's pretty easy to spot. He looks
like mega mind. If you look at that photo of him,
he's got a giant dome, huge dome, so yeah, you
stick out like a sore thumb with me.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Auckland Transport says it's about ninety percent of the way
through roading repairs from last year's Anniversary weekend floods, and
players on next year's British and Irish Lions rugby tour
to Australia will benefit from a new profit share model
as opposed to the standard tour fee with bonuses.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Okay, and what is that new profit shaer model? Jerry,
do you have any information on that. I know that's
a slightly harsh question, but don't ask.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Me that question, MESHI, you know, I just read the
news headlines, all right, I delivered them and I read them. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Interesting selection of news headlines, isn't that the one? I
preferred that? Just more news on the the h men
zs shitter that crashed into the reef more, if I'm honest,
as opposed to those. But hey, you the Google can
transport you know, well done.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Well, let's suckle back there, maybe to dog leavings, if
that's all right, fathers, because earlier g Lane you well,
I suppose you confessed, didn't you, that you weren't a
man that one hundred percent of the time, not all.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
The time, picks up his dogs leaving no because I
can't locate them.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Well, that's what I'm a genius.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
I'm not a genius. I'm not a magician. I can't
just locate these poos when my dogs one hundred meters away.
I don't know what he's up to. You.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I've played golf with you before, though, and you've got
no issues the spotting and golf ball ford meters to
the right of the fairway.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
That's because I use a boomer fluorescent green ball. Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, Also, you're worried that it's going to cost you
seven bucks fifty, whereas the dog leaving leaving it there
doesn't cost you anything.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
No, just it cost me. It cost me a bit
of kind of community manner believer.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think there's other people out there
are in the same boat as you, and I'm prepared
to offer a service here where people can ring up
and confess. But all they need to do is called
eight hundred headachy right now and just say wolf forgiven.
And if you say wolf, all is forgiven. Welcome to
the confessional breakfast already g Lane, and this morning Mashy
here as well. You made a confession this morning, Gulane,

(33:04):
that you pretend to pick up your dog's leavings.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah, not through any sort of malice, just carelessness.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I don't think you're the only person out there. That's
my gut feeling. And so if anyone else wants to
give us a call nowt oh eight hundred Hardechy and
confess that they do the same thing as Glane. I'm
happy to take their confession and absolve them of their sons.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
You're always forgiven.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
All you need to say is what if you don't
even need to say your name. Good morning caller, welcome
to the show.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Do you not pick up your dog leavings?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
We all's forgiven.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Let's go to another caller, Good morning, welcome to the show.
Do you not pick up your dog leavings? You're not alone?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
I'm not alone. That's great. You're always forgiven.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
You know.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
I don't judge you, and other people shouldn't either.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Here's this text, and that said, you've got two socks, Glane,
that's two spear bags right there.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
No, do you know what? I need to keep those
socks for something else? Because occasionally when I go for
a walk at shake something loose too, so I need
to look after myself. Fist. Have you not? Have you
ever used the sock as a I would not want
to use the sock as a replacement for toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
No, I would not.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
No, have you? I mean, Gilanne, how many powell isshoes
have you got?

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Man?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
How are you going for a walk on the beach
with your dog? You're only about ten meters away from
your house.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
I'm not saying all the time. I'm just saying just
in case, so you know, you just put the hand
near inside out.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's like i'd use a leaf before I use my sock.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
No way, unless you're in the bush and you've got
those big kind of bush toilet paper, you don't what,
I know what You'd use some flax and you'd floss that.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I wouldn't want to do that with the cuddy grass.
Oh dangerous. Here's a text. My dog Rocky always poops
with his backside halfway up a bush or in a tussock.
Very clever boy, good boy saving the planet. One time,
single use bag and a home. That's Mike from christ Church.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
The Hurdy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Dar Hurdarcke Breakfast. Gu Lane's in Meshes here as well
Gulane's Brothers for today tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Yeah, tomorrow tomorrow's well you got me for tomorrow's well thing.
And Maniah Steward is stepping in Thursday Friday.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
How are you feeling now?

Speaker 4 (35:19):
You?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I actually a lot better, I say, yeah, same. It's
taken two weeks.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Yes, the Bavarian, the Bavarian we're calling it the Bavarian
variant of whatever we got is slowly eking away out
of our bodies exactly the same time.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Well, it's changed what happened yesterday between you today and
now for you to feel this much better, I mean,
it's only what a day's difference.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
I think it's the half life of the Bavarian right.
It's just to finally getting out of our bodies. But
this has been a good two week. This is a
real record hangover.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
I'm trying to work it out. I'm trying to work
it out. How much of it was to do with
what we did while we were away, how much of
it was to do with the travel, how much of
it was to do with the time difference. I'm constantly
trying to work it was. I was transtantly doing the
maths in my head. I couldn't work it out. But
today I can. It's funny that you're saying the same
thing today. I genuinely feel normal again. I think I

(36:10):
think you're doing it backwards.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
I think you should probably just have a look at
the six days of straight beers and then probably go
that's where that came from. I think maybe the time
difference and things like that, the administrative and the logistics
around it are probably not what's impacted the hangover. I
think the six days, seven days of just straight drinking
a few boys might be what caused.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
It, I know, But I've done that locally. I've done that,
I'm sure in New Zealand, So I've experienced that.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
So there is there is there's something else.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
There is something else that plays cross the dateline twice.
You spend at least forty fifty hours in the year
getting battered on the plane as well. Yeah, that didn't help.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
And the fact that there was a guy who was
in front of me who had what was the worst
cough I've ever had in my entire life. It sounded
like he was not going to make the end of
the flight. He was in a terrible way.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Was he on the person as well with you boys
or no?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
He was a different party. He's just a rando.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Oh, he was a big unit. I'm surprised. I was.
I was waiting for the bing bong. It's anyone with
any medical qualifications on the float because he was he
was in a way.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
He was a he had a mask on and him
and his wife were traveling together. She had the unfortunate
situation of not being able to reach the overhead compartment.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
I saw that you had to get up every time
and get to get a bag out.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, and every time I had to get the bag out.
I had to get closer to him with his cough.
Oh yeah, he was sweating as well. Something was going
wrong there. Well why was he not getting up to
get his partner's bag? Was that he was also he
could reach either he could get neither of them. Neither
of them could reach. It was unfortunate, even more unfortunate

(37:42):
for us because I'm pretty sure they passed on some
kind of thing. So anyway, we're back. We're back. We're back.
But we did something yesterday which we'll talk about next
and that almost got me going again. Actually certainly not
good for the rests.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
No I've got I don't know what you can call it.
That's a teenage issue.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I know exactly what you can call it. Something's risk
starts with w writer's risk, merely the hod.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Achy breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
So yesterday acc here, g Lane and I took a
trip to Silverdale. We did north of Auckland, YEP.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
To mighty eight, the great New Zealand online store.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Called an operation they've got running out there.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Oh great operation. I don't know if you've been on
mighty eight, but it turns up the next day, if
not the next day of the day after. It's one
of the best services you'll find going around. But we've
got a book coming out, the ACC Almanac, which is
ten years of New Zealand sport since we started in
twenty fourteen. It's been ten years and we've got all
of our worst stories are now in print. Some of

(38:52):
them a little bit controversial. Some members of the ACC
not so happy. But I heard that, but it's in there.
It's too late, but I heard that kind of spoilers here.
I'm hearing that twenty thousand. Let's the same member of
the BYC refused to take the book home the BBC podcast,
But twenty thousand copies been printed, so it's but too
late now to take that back. But names have been

(39:14):
retracted on a few of the stories, but you could
probably work it out. But it's a look also not
just at our worst crimes, but the sport musical on
in the last ten years. It's a very lighthearted book,
some great storytelling in there. There's some oral histories from
the from the team. Lee Hart features in there, Matt
He's yourself, Paul Ford, Lee Baker all in there. Anyway,

(39:37):
they've got with that releases today. That's out on sale
today at every any good bookstores and also online. The
people like Mighty Ape, and they had us out there yesterday.
We played a game of table tennis against the CEO Dan.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
You played a game of table tennis against the CEO Dan.
Dan was he was quite good.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
I knew that when I when I first struck eyes
on his Okay, here you guy, there's a stitch the
acc versus Mighty Ape. And I was like, okay, he's
a bit of a specimen. And I've got a table
tennis table in the staff room. And they gathered a
whole lot of staff who had sign saying go Dan, And.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
There was one person who was supporting acc here g
Lane that said go Mike.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I mean this sounds a lot like a honey tripper.
It sounds like I've walked down on a power move
that he executes on a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
That I had a feeling about that.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
And he wasn't even the champion of Mighty Ape. No,
he was the number three the Mighty Table. He was
the number three and Mighty Ape apparently the number one
guy was represent a table tennis representative a New Zealand table.
So they've obviously played some quite good table tennis.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Yes they are, well, they look like it. He came
a full sweat bands headband like came in Jim gear.
I was in the A C. C. K jeans, started
sweating profusely, immediately got got swamp passed, got gig but
immediately so I wasn't moving very quickly. I had Maniah
and Jeremy commentating, a big crowd, and then absolutely a
miliated I think it was eleven one the first game.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Eleven one, then you came back in the second. It
was the best of three, first to eleven.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
I mean, how do you come back after eleven one?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
That's my question. Well, Dan, the CEO of ninety eight,
was serving up some real numpty serves to put away
in G lane like a like a muppet was smashing
them out. It was just going a little bit too
hard instead of just placing them. Yeah, that makes it
that actually I commentate it, Mesh. I mean your.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Personality, I can imagine quite an Aurora erratic style of table.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
There was a walk off, Yeah, there was a walk off.
At the end of the game. I pushed the trophy
over and I stormed out of the room pushed the
cheers over and there.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, we don't have time to talk more about it
right now because we've got to go to the news,
but we'll talk about it after eight o'clock. What we
had to do after that was fascinating. Oh yeah, something
I've never done before in my entire life, something I
always thought would be a whole lot of fun. I
can tell you it's not from from what I experienced yesterday.
Time stands still.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
When you have to do this particular thing, you breakfast twitch,
Jeremy Wells already r darchy, what the d achy? Breakfast
already your darchy.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
It's nice. Happy with us this morning on the Hurdache
breakfast g Lanes in morning morning and masshes here as well.
Morning Jerry.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
How's it go mate?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, very good. Thanks a lot to talk about this morning,
the MANOUI. Of course you've got some ideas g Lane,
which we'll share a little bit later on about what
we need to do for some more yes, as a penance.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Yeah, we need. I mean, we've done something terrible, haven't we.
We have taken a massive tude on their reef and
we need to do something about it. But we need
to metaphorically grab a plastic bag and scoop it up
and take it away, don't we?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I think I imagine in the Navy at the moment
they're saying, this is the worst possible thing that could
have happened. Imagined if another navy came to New Zealand
and shut itself in one of our realby pristine beaches.
I Mentionine, how we'd feel. It's not good.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
No, that's not that's not at all.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Next it's talk about the what we did yesterday, which.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
That gave you cramp and the wrist?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Oh man?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Ever? It was really surprised. It was something that I
thought it was something that I was going to really
enjoy doing with you what I was doing, But in
the end it was not enjoyable at all. Laursta is
still sore over, so I quite liked it.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Did you fight the hod you breakfast with Jeremy Wells on.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Radio Toner Story yesterday? Acc Head, g Laane and I
went out to Mighty ape yesterday in Silverdale. G Lane
was embroiled in a one on one match against Dan
who's the CEO of Mighty ape Ye table tennis.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Yeah, it was a stitch up, massive stitch up. It
was like going playing Tess Creck in Nindia. No chance,
all the conditions, everything was against me.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
There was nothing against you. That was a table tennis
table like you would normally get the table tennis day.
Was nothing wrong with it. You were fine.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
T bats were terrible.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
You were blaming everything, you even blaming your swamp pass.
In fact, they did a video of it, MESHI so
they made a video at Mighty Ape and they put
a lot of diffident too it. So they obviously knew.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
That this was going to happen this game. I mean
they obviously really thought about it anyway.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
So oh yeah, they had people with banners and stuff
that were supporting like it was a It was a
proper thing. Everybody, all the staff were watching, and for
some reason it was decided that Glane was going to
represent the ACEC. I'm not sure nobody knew how good
a table tins blayer he was, so wasn't very quickly
He's crap.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
There wasn't a discussion between you guys about, you know,
maybe this would be me that takes us one on the.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Board decided it was going to be him and me,
Mom and Iah and I are commentating, and it's really
hard to commentate table tennis win the guy who you
really I mean, I'm biased. I want you Lane to win.
You didn't know you didn't I wanted you to win.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
You were railing on me from the start, but.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
You were terrible and he was quite good.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
And then you were blaming your swamp bus and you
were blaming all the stuff, and then you're saying about
how you locked your kids in the garage. And the
guy who was interviewing from Mighty actors.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
He didn't know what to do. Mum's a social workaus,
My mum's.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
A social work. I don't know if I can really
condone in the good. Anyway, he lost and so got smashed.
So then we ended up going into this other room,
which was their boardroom, a mighty eight beautiful premise of.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
The Star Wars room. Yeah yeah, well hang on, what
made it the Star Wars right, it's just the themed
room ahead Star Wars characters around there.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Core Sorry. Yeah, because they're sending out Mighty ape for
people who don't know. It's like a distribution.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
They sell everything, play, they sell everything, toys.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Books, low scale Amazon, Amazon, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Exactly, like, yeah, way cooler using on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah. And so we're in the boardroom there and we
walked in and I knew that we had to sign
some books. I did not know that we were going
to sign this minibox because there was a pile of box.
It was massive, and I thought to myself at that moment,
my heart just it sunk. Seriously, it's sunk. It was
how many books were there? Three hundred, three hundred books? Anything, Well,

(45:53):
maybe you just get through best. It took an hour
to sign and I've never people will be saying, oh god,
you know, yeah exactly. The struggle is real for you,
isn't it. But I thought, but the problem was I
thought it would be something that I would enjoy it.
I've always wanted to, yeh, be a person who signs

(46:13):
a book, who's got a book that I'm in that
I can sign. I've always wanted that.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
It feels like a nice thing to do.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yeah, for sure, it sucks, but three hard sucks.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Okay, So do you forget how to write your name?
After about fifty you get the yips and you forget.
And there are some people out there and if you
go on nighty eight, I mean, I think for the
next thre round of people will get a signed copy.
Who buy one, you'll get some odd signatures. A couple
of times I completely forgot what I was doing. And
it looks like an eight year old child has just
done a scribble, because it's not even confident. It's kind

(46:44):
of wavy. It's like you know when your grandma used
to write your card and it's a bit wavy because
you know they're struggling along.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Well, you're saying an eight year old, it looks like
an eight years Yes, it does look, ok an eight
yr olds on it because you were drawing a penis
and balls to side your name.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Okay, for the first few I signed my name, I
signed g lane and I did a cock and balls
just for a gag, and I didn't. I committed to
the gag.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I had to.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
I drew three hundred and three cock on balls.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Jesus. Some of them had here on the balls, some
of them didn't.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
How did you approach this, these three hundred copies? Once
you got into this to the boardroom here a mighty yet,
did you sit down next to each other and just
one and you pass them down the line type thing?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
It was very It was a slick operation from Jeline
is not very good at past. I was behind g Lane,
so it went Glane me Mania, and then someone would
pass the book to Glane. At the start. Glane he's
playing the number ten role. Gulane is a rubbish ten.
If you were going in a line. He was firing
them out in front of me. He was firing them
behind me. He took ages to write his name.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
You know.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I was dis beautifully putting it into place for him,
so I could just do the scribble.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
I had a lot more to do. First of all,
I was doing a signature that wasn't mine because it
was Glaane, So I keep forgetting. Occasionally there's a legitimate
jam Lane and a few of them, and I had
to draw a deck with here and everything in detail.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I had to do in those things. And then he
started encroaching onto my space, which was my allocated area
to put my signature. Next thing, I got a joint g.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Lane out there the breakfast al radio.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
So everyone's talking about it's the Navy's one hundred and thirty.
I think it is million dollar ship.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Well they bought it for one hundred mil. So you
went to the when you went to the shipyard bought
it for a hundy and then they kitted it out
with some sweet mags for another thirty.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
It looks like a chow, doesn't it. It looks like
I had the back chopped off it.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
And so it's up there pesting around some more, apparently
doing some surveys, working out what's going on with the reef.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Yeah, found it, next thing, you know, they find it.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Certainly the bottom of the boat found it anyway.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Then they work out that the boat starts listing sideways
and they go, we've got to get off this bloody boat.
So everyone jumps off it.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Luckily everyone everyone survived.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Everyone survived, which has good. Apparently some people were some
minor injuries or something. Some people walked across the reef.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
And I think a bit cut up on the reef.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I was mentioned that the rescue boat that went out
there that also had some I found a way to
flip over as well, because I know.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
That was one of the lives there.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Oh there was a lifeboat. Yeah, forgive me there. And
then everyone's all good. And then the boat tips over
and then starts to sink and then catches on fire.
Leaking diesel everywhere all over this pristine reef. Not a
good situation, Like the worst situation that the Navy could
ever face. There's not really apart from maybe taking that

(49:24):
boat and plowing it into the Auckland CBD like driving
at full like twenty five knots straight into maybe the
Faery terminal. Oh you can't think of anything worse that
could happen to that Navy boat.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
No, but I think what are we going to be
The people have some more done nothing wrong here, They've
just been sitting there, you know, prison around.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Other victims, victims.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
What are we going to do to say sorry? How
are we going to how do we make up for it?
How do we you know, what's our penance for crashing
our navy ship and sinking it and potentially fouling their
pristine waters?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah, well there needs to be something. But because if
you think about the Sarmon Navy, if there is a
Salmon Navy turning up to save the Bay of Islands,
maybe poker and can't heading a heading a beach, hitting
heading some rocks. There's no reef there, but hitting some rocks,
tipping over penny of rocks and then catching on fire

(50:19):
and then leaking get I mean we'd be We'll be fuming,
wouldn't we.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
What are we going to do though? Do we do we?
When do we do?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
We?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Scrub David too as oh for awesome tape forever?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Is this?

Speaker 5 (50:30):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Sorry to offer.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
We need to offer something up, don't we. We need
to offer a few things up. Potentially rename the Caketon,
Jerry Collins Stadium, Great Salmon, potentially Night Jaylagaya, Great New Zealand,
Great New Zealand, Australia. Simon Yeah, did some great work
in street Legal. Yep, maybe we let a few all
blacks like Rico, Juanna Dalton Papoli, Mark Talia, Richie Miner

(50:56):
and Anton Dobro play for some more in the next
Rugby World Cup. These are not good enough.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
These are all I don't reckon any of these things individually.
Are gonna are gonna do it?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Maybe as a bundle, it's a package, or maybe next
time we promise to crash into Tonga, We've got to
do something.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
We're gonna do something. I like these suggestions, though, maybe
listeners consider something three four eight.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Three The Hold at You Breakfast with Jeremy wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
We're trying to come up with some things that we
can do for some more for soiling their ref and penance.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Yeah, things like you know, we'll scraub David Tuzo for
awesome from the Annals of History. We can rename rename
the Caketon after the Great Some on Jerry Collins Late,
Great Ruggy Player Night, Jayla Gaya, and maybe next time
we'll promise decreestion to Tonger. But I mean there must
be some better suggestions out there than those. I mean

(51:59):
those are top of my head. Maybe let some all
black salmons, maybe just play for some more the next
World Cup. Like, yeah, I don't know, I don't know
what can salvatus from this, No pun intended.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I don't think there's much. Oh eight hundred Hurdachy three
four eight three, or you can press the talkback function
on your iHeartRadio app. This is the Hurdarchy Breakfast, The
Hurchy Breakfast, a Radio Hurdarchy. Time for the latest news headlines.
The chief of the Navy is trying to shut down
speculation about the sinking of the Manawanui. The one hundred
million dollar naval ship was surveying the coastline of some

(52:31):
moor when it hit a reef, caught fire and sank.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
There's one way of shut down speculation. Just tell us
what happened.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Did the reef just come out of nowhere?

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Did it like?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Were they surveying the actual They must have lost power
or they must know the reef exists like you're not.
There's no water in the world that's uncharted.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I believe there must be. They must have lost power.
There must have been something bastically wrong could have happened.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
That sounds a lot like speculation to me.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
LA Navy actually live in dim He's probably going to
come for me.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I take that back. I'm the dog leaving the dog
leaving stuff that you confess to this morning. I would say, though,
if that if they did lose power, they would have
said that quite quickly. Yeah. If I as the captain,
I'll be saying, look, I lost power, I lost power.
Get it out there. I'd leak. I'd leak it. Excuse
the pun I'd leak the fact that I've lost power
very very quickly. So I'm not sure that they did

(53:30):
lose power. And then your workplace well being surveyed by
the employers and manufacturers Association has found that more than
half of Kiwi's worry about the prospect of getting another
job and are likely to stay pot What It's about normal,
isn't it? And former Blues forward Tom Robinson is swapping
rugby collisions for the yoga mat. The twenty nine year

(53:51):
old has retired after the last playing for Toto the
Blitz in Japan. Robinson says the ancient practice helped him
overcome anxiety and he's done training courses to become a
yoga teacher.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
He's a Great New Zealander Tom Robinson. If you if
you don't know who he is, he is the flaming
Ginger with the big ponytail that used to play for
the Blues Great New Zealander. We brought out his own
sunscreen range as well, due to the fact that he's
very susceptible to burning. But like Mashi here, he's got
the skin of the skin of a ginger old man.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
She's a skinjer.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Yeah, he's a skincher cole sediment of a man, isn't
he the skin of a ginger?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
The Hdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
So we're looking for suggestions for what we can do
penance for some more running the man into a reef
over there me.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
To say sorry. Somehow we need some sort of gesture
of goodwill.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
You've suggested scrubbing David to his oh for awesome ye
from history books that he did on Will of Fortune.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Yes, at least we could do.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
We got it here, all for Alson. He claims interesting
with that.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
He claims that he was saying, oh for Olsen, Yeah,
his old friend Olson Philippine, great player for it.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Used to play for the Kiwis, Yes, standoff.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Yeah, which if you listen back to that, you can
actually listen back to that again.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Oh for Alton, Oh.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Yeah, see, I think he's been much my line. That's
why we should delete it. For the people of far More,
and for David Tour, I.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Mean, maybe winning penance for that as well, and they
we're looking at really just trying to find double penance.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
You've also suggested sending all the All Blacks that we've
got that are from some back in so they can
play for them in the next one.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
At least we could do.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
That's the least we could do.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Richie mo at least, because he's not even playing for
the All blacks. He can go.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Here's a suggestion on three for it appearance. Turn it
into a tourist attraction like Pearl Harbor. All proceedings go
to some more. Okay, it's kind of on outer island though,
isn't it it is?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
It's on the kind of a Yeah, it is on
an outer slight outer island, also as Pearl Harbor's. It
was a bit more of a global occasion. It was
incident rather than us just honing our research boat into
the rest. Ye.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Look, there's a lot of texts that involve KFC. Let
me just say that.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Yeah, okay, you just skip over those ones.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I'd say, yep, okay, a.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Couple of techs en would a man have crashed it?
I can't read that one out, can I?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
No, you probably can't read that one out, Okay. Knighting
Jalen Guy is one of your seditions, and there's a
lot of support for that.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Okay, yep, I mean that's not hard. It probably doesn't
cost anything either, won't cost anything. Flying to Wellington drops
a knee. Who's a definite general.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
The governor General is Dave Cindy Kaido.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Get Cindy to just whack the sword over the shoulder
a couple of times, Boom, there's one.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
There needs to be a death by a thousand apologies.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
That's what it has to be.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
We can't just do one thing.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
So far, the suggestion that you had to promise to
crash the next boat into Tonga has had a huge
amount of support from some mons. There was one thing
that some wons can't stand.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
It's tongans the hy breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Gee, the text machine is still angry about your confession
g laying earlier in the show, probably about an hour ago,
actually that you don't pick up your dog leave.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
I know I do when I can, but sometimes it's
impossible for me to do it because the dogs off
having fun hump another little small white bees on freezers
and stuff, which it does on the north shore. That's
that's his. He's got a sway strange affliction to white dogs. Anyway,
that's besides the point. But he's often off having fun
with other dogs. And the beach there's often lots of

(57:23):
leaves and kind of logs and stuff, and it's very
hard to find a dog leaving, and amongst all that
I could see him doing it, I'm crouched over doing
what he's doing, and I go, yeah, Okay, it's over
there somewhere. But nine times out of ten I go
over there, I've got no chance of finding it. So
I just do the old casual. You know that I do.
I do the ceremony because I know the other dog

(57:43):
dog walkers and members of the public are looking. I
do the ceremony. I bring out the bag. I wave
to everyone, Yep, I'm here. I'm gonna pick it up.
Don't worry everyone, And I lean down and just pick
up a clump of sand and are tied off. And
no one, no one's one's been hurt, no one's been harmed,
no one's been harmed. I've done my civic duty, even
though I haven't found it.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
No, because there's still a dog shit on the beach
g Lane, and that's my only issue with us is.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Out.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
That is a fair point.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
There's still a dog leaving on them.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
The tide does come INJU Lane and the tide does
go out. But I mean, I've got a friend who
claims that the tide goes in, collects up dog wheeze
dog leavings, and then goes back out and attracts sharks.
You got to think about these things, do you, Lane.
I've got a friend that believes that they The reason
that there's way more shark sightings on particular beaches that
are popular with dog owners is because of the dog

(58:36):
urine on the beach and the shark can smell it,
because the shark's got a very very intense sense of smell,
and that is what draws the bronze whalers in at
Christmas time as all of the dogs wandering along the beach.
That's his theory.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
So if you're into catching bronze whalers, you should maybe
freeze all of your dogs urine, put it into a
burly bag and then chum it up out in the
and watch them all come.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Sure, I got some sad news for you mate.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Out of the Dog Management by Law of twenty nineteen,
you must immediately remove your dog's feces from a public
place and dispose of it adequately. If you do not
pick up your dog leavings, yeah, you could be in
for a three hundred buck fine.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Okay, well, how are they going to police that? Though? Realistic?
Are there people wandering on the beach going right? I
saw you not pick up your leaving I mean that's
why Delane's going down and reaching and picking up six sand.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
I mean we all know how much at love to
get a final way to the public. Maybe this is
something maybe that Auckland Transport could look into. Is I
think that there's probably a lot of money and just
kind of having some people operate maybe on the North
Shoal beaches.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
But this is this is news White, this is this
dog Management Act. Yeah, you're right, I don't pick on,
don't pick on the shore, okay, but it's hard not
to do Lane with but the poop police. I have
never seen any pool police in my life.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
You got some supporters here. I'm with g Lane. Mammal
pool is the biggest provider of nutrients in the ocean.
The fact it's a dog not a whale doesn't matter. Yeah,
well yeah that's true.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Actually wean the size of a whale poop it is.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Actually for your point, I'm begging that should be worth
a bit of minute. I don't know how they're going
to police them. It's three hundred bucks. Has anyone ever
been fined three four eight three oh eight hundred hardache?
Has anyone ever been fine for not picking up their dog? Leavings.
I'd love to hear from them.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Look, I pick up if I can find it, I
pick it up. Okay, I'm not a bad man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
I don't believe you tonight you are a bad man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
The hod ack you breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Last leaving comment on leavings this morning, here's a text
three for eight three. My personal rule, if your dog
leaving is below the high tide mark, leave it will
be gone in twelve hours. Victims crime. Yep, I think
it's a fair boy. I think it's a good rule.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Unless it's the summer and the beach is full of
people on towels and you lay down and you roll
in it, which I did in Amsterdam. Then I'm a
huge fan of picking it up and putting it in
the bin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
You have a lot of run ins with equal metadt
you one way or another.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
I don't know what it is. It's just I'm attracted
to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
It's funny, there isn't it. I always say shitter trick ship.
That's what they say.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
What they say that? Where do they say that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Shitter trick Ship podcast is going to be out at
eleven a m. This morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you
find your pods.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
It's two very ship focus shows, Fellas, That's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
What happens in That's what I mean Ship.

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