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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Get a It's Jerry here from the Heidachey Breakfast, just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,
we do. And if you're wondering how to find out
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takes north or South as an island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast. Welcome along to the podcast. Tuesday,
(00:37):
the thirtieth of September twenty twenty five thirty days half September, April, June,
and November or the rest have thirty one except February,
which is twenty eight and twenty nine every leap year.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm still on team based ten time system. I know
we've talked about this before. I'm still adamant that we
need to change everything to ten. Just make a year
ten months long, make a month ten weeks long, make
a week ten days long.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's fine, But how do we deal worth retail a
quarter of the year. How do we deal worth who
needs a quarter of the year?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You can't what a third of the year.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's financial quarters. That's the thing with twelves twelves goes
into lots of different things.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, I know, but like, who's ever like, well, we've
got a third of a year to do, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know, thirds and quarters constantly and quarters and thirds.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I suppose what two and a half two and a
half months are beer a quarter and that's all good.
That's just twenty five weeks in my system.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, we're just about to enter the final quarter of
the year. Yeah, October October three to thirty one December.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
It's flying by this year, I found. I feel like
it's just I mean, as we know, as you get older,
time just flies by quicker and quicker because each year
is a smaller percentage of your life. But you know this,
this Q four when you're a kid, it's like it's
lightning quirk, you know, I mean, sorry, when you're a kid,
it seemed like it used to go on for the
(02:11):
lead up to Christmas, is like when's it ever going
to get here?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah? But added to that, though, you've got Q four
when you're at school, and Q four sort of finishes
like late November, early December. And my daughter now she
is in what you would call fifth form, now known
as year eleven in c A, first year in n
c A all over.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, the whole year's finished because she's now just under
study preer.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
September thirty shen't even got into turn four. You don't
do anything in turn four.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, you just you pre for She's.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Already done all of the all of the oh what
yeah exams?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah yeah, right, so she's done.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Great, now she supposed to do or is she pulled
the wall?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She just she's just working. She's she's got a job.
She's contributing to the tax space. It's great paying board
supporting as soon as she's got a job, you got
to pay board.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
One hundred bucks two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Four hundred bucks a week is not cheap. And parts
of me, no, it's not spase.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We're saying your power bills a grand a month.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So it was more when you set it down for
the interview. As a flat mate, that was the worrying
thing for me.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Do you have any reference? Have you ever lived with
anyone else?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You had no reference? Now and it's like you and
I was like, no, it doesn't work like that. I
just about a victor there at that such. Actually she
was lucky to keep her She was lucky to get
a place.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Now you're like, you're going to the kids who used
this band last Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And their bond. She struggled to come up with the
fourth So it was eight weeks rent and advance, yeah,
and four weeks bond. Yeah, four weeks. So it was
a bit of a battle ship to come up with
I think three thousand, six hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
As a fifteen year old who's just got their first job.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Had a week again, borrowed it off her parents.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Lenders you were saying after that, Yeah, like a financial
finance company like Instant Finance.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, that's sort of paid a loan skin Stacy Jones involved.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, he was personally just it out to it. Yeah,
so I think twenty two percent. I think she's paying
that one back.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's compound interest, isn't it. So that that really wraps up.
It's a good learning, an important listen. Yeah, you know,
and you'd rather learn it now than when you got
a mortgage and you know, then you find yourself in
significant credit card debt yep or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And so every day as well, I'm coming in with
a flat inspection.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yep, running your finger over the window. So Yeah, what's this?
What's behind this poster here?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Better not be a hole in the wall.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh that's the problem. Bloody marijuana and your wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, can she get into the reeling?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
She don't.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
She she she has, but who knows she's operating upstairs sometimes,
you know, yeah really but sometimes any hydroponics are we
smelling around the place. Don't worry about that and checking
drawers and doing all sorts of things.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Iver tell you guys about. It was before my time,
but at boarding school there was the I believe the
seventh formers started brewing their own beer, as you do
at school. At school, Yeah, I did parts society at
the hostel and they were up in the they were
putting it in the attic and it was fermenting a
way up in the attic. And this was back in
the days when the when the brothers, because it was
(05:15):
a Catholic school, they would they would run the hostel
and they found the little brew operation. They didn't tell
anyone and they just took laxatives and put laxatives in
the beer in the little fermenting thing. Well the brothers did, yeah,
and left it. And then about a week later, all
of a sudden, all the students start getting the squirts
(05:36):
and they rounded up everyone who took a day off
having crook guts and did them for brew and the beers.
The brothers, the brother so.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Brothers, man, that's pretty sneaky.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
So many brothers at that school. Where are the sisters
the issue? Yeah, the sisters. My first primary school was
run by a sister. Oh yeah, sister Rita. I'm sure
she's no longer with us, but sister, and she would
make us line up at the end of every lunchtime.
Socks up, should tuck down, and then you'd get points
for your house based on how well presented you were.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
No mucking around those nuns.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
They don't muck around the nuns.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
A friend of mine was was a bit older than us.
He went to a Catholic primary school and the nuns
used to have like wooden rollers and they would whack
your uncles with the wooden rollers and the other thing
they used to make you put your hands in the
disc and they'd whack the disc god down on your hands.
Oh my god, they were broke. All these nuns.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We ad that school.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No, no, I went to. Did you get non Catholic school?
Do you get caned. Nah, No, I only got cane
or strapped. They had the cane. And my third form
was the year nine was the last year that cane
was allowed in New Zealand, and my school still had
cane for one year. But I never got anyone get caned. No,
because they used to do it privately by that stage.
(06:54):
But there were definitely kids in my year that got caned. Yep.
And my dad got canes. He was telling me he
can't count, he said, I couldn't tell you how many
times I got cane. He said, like like not one hundred,
but close to it. And they used to get carned.
He went to the same secondary school I went to
(07:14):
up and Grammar, and they used to get cane for
getting things wrong, Like if the teacher asked you a
question you just.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Did know the answer, you should have know, I mean,
well you should have not. Yeah, do you ever get caned?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I didn't. I remember some friends of mine right near
the end, like primary school, right near the end of it,
and they got caned around like.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The back of the league, the back of the knee.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And showing them shine the primary school, showing the marks
to us.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Did you get did you ever get the ladies downstairs,
drawn on a desk and blue pencil, and then forced
to kiss that.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Forced the strong word. I was given given the choice
I kiss that or to get a cane stick.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, you got the That's why you never had a Well,
we had.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
A cane stick at home. You see, you know those
ones that you sort of stick up to keep plants.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, basically.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
One of those. Perfect is what the was what well
parents had at home?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Strong but light? Yeah, in a in a smooth bark.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You want something fan, I think is what? Because I
one of the teachers, mister Reid at Sinkings Prep, he
had the Fish and Chips, which was allegedly a strap
and it was wrapped in newspaper and it used to
sit up the top of the blackboards and it was
it was always rumored that it was wrapped in vinegar.
(08:39):
So it was a strap, dust and vinegar kept in
and it's called the fish and chips. They used to
name them. The teachers used to name there. But one
other teacher had one called Barney, like he had a
They all had names. Right, you're going to get Barney.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You have to come up with interesting punishments. Now, as
a teacher. I know, yeah, I know a certain relative
of mine that's the teacher. And this kid lied to
him at school. He was bullying someone and my brother
tried to call him out and no, no, I didn't.
And so my brother had a basket full of clothes
pegs and he said, okay, well, what I'm going to
(09:14):
do is I'm going to put these clothes pegs on
you until you tell me the truth. And he would
just stick a clothes pig, for instance, on his ear.
This was only in the last ten years stick a
clothes peg on apisode?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Did you brutal? So?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Did you do that?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
And he just kept going. It was on the lips,
on the nose and the eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I mean, that's actually out lord in mma, as we
discovered on the show this morning. But you can use
it to discipline.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
A child foreskin No, No, actually I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That would have landed you in a bit of hot
water imagined the forceca.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
On a child's force gun.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, but I bet they tell the truth. I remember
there was a teacher that rang into the radio show
years ago talking about punishments, and his punishment for chewing
gum and class was that he day a jar and
it had all the garm that kids are joke, and
if you got caught chewing gum, you would have to
pick out the garm that was and you would have
(10:09):
to add your gum to it and you would have
to chew it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Dude, we should do that. Ad Jason Hoyt every time
he leaves a piece of nicoret gum on the stairsk here,
we should keep it in a We should keep it.
We should keep it in a jar. At the end
of the year, give it back to them.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And nobody wanted to chew the gum the communal commune.
Someone probably got off on it.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I was going to say, some sick would someone like
Mesh friends, O.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yours should be a minute sort of thing. I could
imagine Mesh doing that to take a quick break.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
And then yeah, this is something that you recorded to
the other day and.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I just stop here. This is actually him on an
acoustic guitar. That's how good he is.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
We needle Man.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Sort of been getting into my blues stuff lately.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Where you are heading to the home of the blues. Yeah,
Eaton Park, No Memphis, Oh sorry, Nashville and Memphis too,
great musical city. Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We talked yesterday aout how we're going to the by
the way, Just yesterday I got myself across the itinerary
for Texas.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
You're still playing, mate, This is fucking amazing. That's just little,
just little, just a little.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That's quite good, right, I've been working on this little
turn around here, just a little bit. Yeah, listen, just turn.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That up to them, and I had good stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Man. Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah. People think that the blues is all about like
what notes you play. That is not That's not what
it's about. It's about where does that music come from
within you? The soul, the sould, And that's the part
that people miss.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You're pegged for.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ho mate, You check a pig on your four e
and watch the pain that comes out of that guitar.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You say, you know, my life just was to play
proper blues. You've got to have some some tough things
going on in your life, and my life was just
too smooth that everything was good. So I pegged up
my fourie and all of a sudden, nice I could
play the blues. Where can we go? I mean this
was me yesterday post pig four It basically what you
(12:30):
can do when you're in a little bit of pain, little pig,
and that's just.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's the pig for it, Blues.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You've a try to do a wee after you've picked
your for it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I mean, that's part of the pain, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Balloon it up? As she's speaking of fouries, will we
peak fouries? I witnessed something over the weekend Friday night.
Here we go, it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Talks always gets good at about thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I was going to talk about but on the radio show.
So a friend of mine's got a trick. It's called
penis whiskey. So he gets some whiskey and pulls it
into his foreskin and then he holds it in there
and then he sprays it and he gets a there's
always a second party, so it's like an assistant, and
(13:22):
the assistant's job is to put the hands behind the
back and kneel down on the ground certain distance away
from him, and he tries to spray and get it in.
The have to open their mouth.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, it looks like it's because I because I know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I know one of the participants that what do they
call them? The magicians help out the apprentice, you know,
you know the apprentice. I know someone who's been one before. Yeah,
you know them too. Yes, his name is very similar
to the stand in coach for the Silver Ferns.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, that was at my party. I think he was
the assistant. Yes, he was the assistant assistant. He wasn't
the assistant down on bendin though, or was he?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well he was, and he was the intended recipient of
the whiskey. But he said, the issue with it is,
you know, any any owner of a foreskin may know
that it can it can tend to divert liquids and
random directions. To be honest, you don't have a lot
of control over there. And so when he was, I believe,
(14:32):
on bended knee with mouth open, eagerly awaiting the whiskey.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The anticipation. Can I just say, I've not been on
bended knee, but I've watched it a number of times now,
and the anticipation is quite something.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, it's like getting hit in the head with a
basketball and you're just shooting around. It's the anticipation of
getting hit when someone goes, yeah it's that fit now, now,
picture of that feeling, but with a man with loaded
foreskin facing you down and and this person said, I've
already said the name was Joe, but he said he
(15:06):
I believe, had his mouth open, but again not a
lot of direction, and it squired a run his eye.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Now, what you don't want in your eye is forskin whiskey.
That's what you don't want it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's a recipe for pink eye.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And I've always said that, Yeah, I've always said, you
don't want for skin whiskey.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, I witnessed another mishap over the weekend because again
it was it was louder that it was going to
be one of the great penis whiskey oh shows, Top
three for sure, And it was my third third viewing
that I've watched, and this one again missed the mark
completely sprayed all over this person's face, didn't get anywhere here.
(15:46):
It sort of got kind of close to the mouth,
but it started off on the floor and then it
sort of found its way up and then onto the
person's face. Never got in the mouth.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
What I love about this is that the person who
and I don't think we've said who the person is.
I don't think we will say who the person is,
but I want you to you listening to know it
is a friend of the show, and it is someone
who you have heard very recently on our show.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And I don't know if he would really care that much.
Actually he wouldn't, but still it's better.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
The mysteries and another element when you find out who
it is. I think it was surprised you.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He also had another game which he pioneered recently, which
was called Salami Flaps, and it was he had a
friend of ours who was a girl, and she had
on a reasonably small mini skirt and she was opening
and closing her legs and almost like like sort of
(16:38):
opening and closing like a fair.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Ground Yes, yeah, clown that you put the ping pong
ball on.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
And then he was at a distance with pieces of
salami from a platter that he had procured, and he
had to frisbee in the salami and hit the vagina
of the person who was.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Opening and closing closing their legs around.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It was good, actually it was that one was a
bit less kind of you know for skin stuff all
over your face.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Well, how did it go?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Quite good? Actually, yeah, he got a couple of and
then she started sort of opening closing a little bit
more randomly. She had to close her eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
To do it, and then she raised the difficulty level.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, just a little bit. She started sort of doing
a little bit randomly, but it was quite and again
it had the opening and the closing part of it,
which was it had a tension to it.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yea, in a carnival quality. I'll tell you what. You
pull up to the bloody Caroline Bay carnival and you
got that gun on, you d hang around, you hang
around and right up until the guy.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Screwed you with let's get of his skin. It was.
It was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Do you know what I really love to do on
this podcast is when we say someone's name and then
we beep it out, well yeah I reckon.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
We will say ye yep, okay, and then now I'll
give you a word to dub over the top of it.
So the person that was squitting whisk out of the
air for skin.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Is okay, beat that three times.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
And here go, I'll give you the word that you
can use the dub over the top of it. You
already you're ready. So if you just dub over those
lines with that, and then I think okay, and you
may snow report fame.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
So dubbing over you.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
With nobody will ever guess that.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
That's clever.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No, And look we've been we've been dancing around that
this entire time because there's a sponsor on board. I
don't know if they want their product the involved in,
you know.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I think that's over for the for the season, So
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh, if we're outside the statute of limitations. He also
and we should definitely get him on the podcast to
discuss this as well. He once won a ear guitar
competitions under the alias Satan whopper cough And there's a
whole story about his costume and what it did and
how it worked. And if you've think he.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Was thrice, I think it was thrice to a guitar champion.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, I think he was. But maybe we need to
get Italy himself to tell it in his own words.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah. I met one of his friends over the weekend
actually down south and called super Mullet, And so there
was I think Satan Whoppercock was operating at the same
time as Super Mullet. They sort of were. They were like, yeah,
it was like Batman and Robin. Yeah, Satan who Cop
(19:33):
and Super Mullet. Hadley and Chatville. Yeah, it was SOUTHI
and Boleon Bolt. It was a much Conrad Smith, Polly
and grand Jj and Dom Wow, Flitch, Vaughan and Hailey
fits Vaughn and Meghan.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
No, no, no, John, o'bin.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And Vegan.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I think you're too soon, John and Ben.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
And Meghan mc fling, Gadsby and Meghan Hudson and Hawes,
Stetler and Waldolf. I see what I've gone here? Turned
into it?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's okay, it's just weird association at this point Ebony
and Ivory, Ah notes Simon and Gun Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And on that night Briggs and Stratton's Royce was Rolls Royce?
Was that Rolls and Royce? Or was that.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Duckworth and Lewis? Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
But isn't there a third one? Now?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Colmar and Branton, Mercedes, Benz, Sullivan and Spillane. Now that's
a niche Timoru Electrician company that no one will have
heard of. Black and Dickett Ah, Yes, Guns, Roses Yeah,
Night and Day, Burger and King. All right, we've lost
(21:07):
our shape.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
All right over.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I didn't see them through Play the Bluesman.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Night.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
World, Claverolla
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Italy
Get a It's Jerry here from the Heidachey Breakfast, just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,
we do. And if you're wondering how to find out
what frequency to listen to us in your area, just
takes north or South as an island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast. Welcome along to the podcast. Tuesday,
(00:37):
the thirtieth of September twenty twenty five thirty days half September, April, June,
and November or the rest have thirty one except February,
which is twenty eight and twenty nine every leap year.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm still on team based ten time system. I know
we've talked about this before. I'm still adamant that we
need to change everything to ten. Just make a year
ten months long, make a month ten weeks long, make
a week ten days long.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's fine, But how do we deal worth retail a
quarter of the year. How do we deal worth who
needs a quarter of the year?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You can't what a third of the year.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's financial quarters. That's the thing with twelves twelves goes
into lots of different things.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, I know, but like, who's ever like, well, we've
got a third of a year to do, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know, thirds and quarters constantly and quarters and thirds.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I suppose what two and a half two and a
half months are beer a quarter and that's all good.
That's just twenty five weeks in my system.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, we're just about to enter the final quarter of
the year. Yeah, October October three to thirty one December.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
It's flying by this year, I found. I feel like
it's just I mean, as we know, as you get older,
time just flies by quicker and quicker because each year
is a smaller percentage of your life. But you know this,
this Q four when you're a kid, it's like it's
lightning quirk, you know, I mean, sorry, when you're a kid,
it seemed like it used to go on for the
(02:11):
lead up to Christmas, is like when's it ever going
to get here?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah? But added to that, though, you've got Q four
when you're at school, and Q four sort of finishes
like late November, early December. And my daughter now she
is in what you would call fifth form, now known
as year eleven in c A, first year in n
c A all over.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, the whole year's finished because she's now just under
study preer.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
September thirty shen't even got into turn four. You don't
do anything in turn four.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, you just you pre for She's.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Already done all of the all of the oh what
yeah exams?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah yeah, right, so she's done.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Great, now she supposed to do or is she pulled
the wall?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She just she's just working. She's she's got a job.
She's contributing to the tax space. It's great paying board
supporting as soon as she's got a job, you got
to pay board.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
One hundred bucks two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Four hundred bucks a week is not cheap. And parts
of me, no, it's not spase.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We're saying your power bills a grand a month.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So it was more when you set it down for
the interview. As a flat mate, that was the worrying
thing for me.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Do you have any reference? Have you ever lived with
anyone else?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You had no reference? Now and it's like you and
I was like, no, it doesn't work like that. I
just about a victor there at that such. Actually she
was lucky to keep her She was lucky to get
a place.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Now you're like, you're going to the kids who used
this band last Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And their bond. She struggled to come up with the
fourth So it was eight weeks rent and advance, yeah,
and four weeks bond. Yeah, four weeks. So it was
a bit of a battle ship to come up with
I think three thousand, six hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
As a fifteen year old who's just got their first job.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Had a week again, borrowed it off her parents.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Lenders you were saying after that, Yeah, like a financial
finance company like Instant Finance.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, that's sort of paid a loan skin Stacy Jones involved.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, he was personally just it out to it. Yeah,
so I think twenty two percent. I think she's paying
that one back.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's compound interest, isn't it. So that that really wraps up.
It's a good learning, an important listen. Yeah, you know,
and you'd rather learn it now than when you got
a mortgage and you know, then you find yourself in
significant credit card debt yep or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And so every day as well, I'm coming in with
a flat inspection.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yep, running your finger over the window. So Yeah, what's this?
What's behind this poster here?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Better not be a hole in the wall.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh that's the problem. Bloody marijuana and your wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, can she get into the reeling?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
She don't.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
She she she has, but who knows she's operating upstairs sometimes,
you know, yeah really but sometimes any hydroponics are we
smelling around the place. Don't worry about that and checking
drawers and doing all sorts of things.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Iver tell you guys about. It was before my time,
but at boarding school there was the I believe the
seventh formers started brewing their own beer, as you do
at school. At school, Yeah, I did parts society at
the hostel and they were up in the they were
putting it in the attic and it was fermenting a
way up in the attic. And this was back in
the days when the when the brothers, because it was
(05:15):
a Catholic school, they would they would run the hostel
and they found the little brew operation. They didn't tell
anyone and they just took laxatives and put laxatives in
the beer in the little fermenting thing. Well the brothers did, yeah,
and left it. And then about a week later, all
of a sudden, all the students start getting the squirts
(05:36):
and they rounded up everyone who took a day off
having crook guts and did them for brew and the beers.
The brothers, the brother so.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Brothers, man, that's pretty sneaky.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
So many brothers at that school. Where are the sisters
the issue? Yeah, the sisters. My first primary school was
run by a sister. Oh yeah, sister Rita. I'm sure
she's no longer with us, but sister, and she would
make us line up at the end of every lunchtime.
Socks up, should tuck down, and then you'd get points
for your house based on how well presented you were.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
No mucking around those nuns.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
They don't muck around the nuns.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
A friend of mine was was a bit older than us.
He went to a Catholic primary school and the nuns
used to have like wooden rollers and they would whack
your uncles with the wooden rollers and the other thing
they used to make you put your hands in the
disc and they'd whack the disc god down on your hands.
Oh my god, they were broke. All these nuns.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We ad that school.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No, no, I went to. Did you get non Catholic school?
Do you get caned. Nah, No, I only got cane
or strapped. They had the cane. And my third form
was the year nine was the last year that cane
was allowed in New Zealand, and my school still had
cane for one year. But I never got anyone get caned. No,
because they used to do it privately by that stage.
(06:54):
But there were definitely kids in my year that got caned. Yep.
And my dad got canes. He was telling me he
can't count, he said, I couldn't tell you how many
times I got cane. He said, like like not one hundred,
but close to it. And they used to get carned.
He went to the same secondary school I went to
(07:14):
up and Grammar, and they used to get cane for
getting things wrong, Like if the teacher asked you a
question you just.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Did know the answer, you should have know, I mean,
well you should have not. Yeah, do you ever get caned?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I didn't. I remember some friends of mine right near
the end, like primary school, right near the end of it,
and they got caned around like.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The back of the league, the back of the knee.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And showing them shine the primary school, showing the marks
to us.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Did you get did you ever get the ladies downstairs,
drawn on a desk and blue pencil, and then forced
to kiss that.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Forced the strong word. I was given given the choice
I kiss that or to get a cane stick.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, you got the That's why you never had a Well,
we had.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
A cane stick at home. You see, you know those
ones that you sort of stick up to keep plants.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, basically.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
One of those. Perfect is what the was what well
parents had at home?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Strong but light? Yeah, in a in a smooth bark.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You want something fan, I think is what? Because I
one of the teachers, mister Reid at Sinkings Prep, he
had the Fish and Chips, which was allegedly a strap
and it was wrapped in newspaper and it used to
sit up the top of the blackboards and it was
it was always rumored that it was wrapped in vinegar.
(08:39):
So it was a strap, dust and vinegar kept in
and it's called the fish and chips. They used to
name them. The teachers used to name there. But one
other teacher had one called Barney, like he had a
They all had names. Right, you're going to get Barney.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You have to come up with interesting punishments. Now, as
a teacher. I know, yeah, I know a certain relative
of mine that's the teacher. And this kid lied to
him at school. He was bullying someone and my brother
tried to call him out and no, no, I didn't.
And so my brother had a basket full of clothes
pegs and he said, okay, well, what I'm going to
(09:14):
do is I'm going to put these clothes pegs on
you until you tell me the truth. And he would
just stick a clothes pig, for instance, on his ear.
This was only in the last ten years stick a
clothes peg on apisode?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Did you brutal? So?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Did you do that?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
And he just kept going. It was on the lips,
on the nose and the eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I mean, that's actually out lord in mma, as we
discovered on the show this morning. But you can use
it to discipline.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
A child foreskin No, No, actually I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That would have landed you in a bit of hot
water imagined the forceca.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
On a child's force gun.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, but I bet they tell the truth. I remember
there was a teacher that rang into the radio show
years ago talking about punishments, and his punishment for chewing
gum and class was that he day a jar and
it had all the garm that kids are joke, and
if you got caught chewing gum, you would have to
pick out the garm that was and you would have
(10:09):
to add your gum to it and you would have
to chew it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Dude, we should do that. Ad Jason Hoyt every time
he leaves a piece of nicoret gum on the stairsk here,
we should keep it in a We should keep it.
We should keep it in a jar. At the end
of the year, give it back to them.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And nobody wanted to chew the gum the communal commune.
Someone probably got off on it.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I was going to say, some sick would someone like
Mesh friends, O.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yours should be a minute sort of thing. I could
imagine Mesh doing that to take a quick break.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
And then yeah, this is something that you recorded to
the other day and.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I just stop here. This is actually him on an
acoustic guitar. That's how good he is.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
We needle Man.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Sort of been getting into my blues stuff lately.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Where you are heading to the home of the blues. Yeah,
Eaton Park, No Memphis, Oh sorry, Nashville and Memphis too,
great musical city. Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We talked yesterday aout how we're going to the by
the way, Just yesterday I got myself across the itinerary
for Texas.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
You're still playing, mate, This is fucking amazing. That's just little,
just little, just a little.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That's quite good, right, I've been working on this little
turn around here, just a little bit. Yeah, listen, just turn.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That up to them, and I had good stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Man. Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah. People think that the blues is all about like
what notes you play. That is not That's not what
it's about. It's about where does that music come from
within you? The soul, the sould, And that's the part
that people miss.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You're pegged for.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ho mate, You check a pig on your four e
and watch the pain that comes out of that guitar.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You say, you know, my life just was to play
proper blues. You've got to have some some tough things
going on in your life, and my life was just
too smooth that everything was good. So I pegged up
my fourie and all of a sudden, nice I could
play the blues. Where can we go? I mean this
was me yesterday post pig four It basically what you
(12:30):
can do when you're in a little bit of pain, little pig,
and that's just.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's the pig for it, Blues.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You've a try to do a wee after you've picked
your for it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I mean, that's part of the pain, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Balloon it up? As she's speaking of fouries, will we
peak fouries? I witnessed something over the weekend Friday night.
Here we go, it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Talks always gets good at about thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I was going to talk about but on the radio show.
So a friend of mine's got a trick. It's called
penis whiskey. So he gets some whiskey and pulls it
into his foreskin and then he holds it in there
and then he sprays it and he gets a there's
always a second party, so it's like an assistant, and
(13:22):
the assistant's job is to put the hands behind the
back and kneel down on the ground certain distance away
from him, and he tries to spray and get it in.
The have to open their mouth.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, it looks like it's because I because I know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I know one of the participants that what do they
call them? The magicians help out the apprentice, you know,
you know the apprentice. I know someone who's been one before. Yeah,
you know them too. Yes, his name is very similar
to the stand in coach for the Silver Ferns.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, that was at my party. I think he was
the assistant. Yes, he was the assistant assistant. He wasn't
the assistant down on bendin though, or was he?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well he was, and he was the intended recipient of
the whiskey. But he said, the issue with it is,
you know, any any owner of a foreskin may know
that it can it can tend to divert liquids and
random directions. To be honest, you don't have a lot
of control over there. And so when he was, I believe,
(14:32):
on bended knee with mouth open, eagerly awaiting the whiskey.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The anticipation. Can I just say, I've not been on
bended knee, but I've watched it a number of times now,
and the anticipation is quite something.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, it's like getting hit in the head with a
basketball and you're just shooting around. It's the anticipation of
getting hit when someone goes, yeah it's that fit now, now,
picture of that feeling, but with a man with loaded
foreskin facing you down and and this person said, I've
already said the name was Joe, but he said he
(15:06):
I believe, had his mouth open, but again not a
lot of direction, and it squired a run his eye.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Now, what you don't want in your eye is forskin whiskey.
That's what you don't want it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's a recipe for pink eye.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And I've always said that, Yeah, I've always said, you
don't want for skin whiskey.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, I witnessed another mishap over the weekend because again
it was it was louder that it was going to
be one of the great penis whiskey oh shows, Top
three for sure, And it was my third third viewing
that I've watched, and this one again missed the mark
completely sprayed all over this person's face, didn't get anywhere here.
(15:46):
It sort of got kind of close to the mouth,
but it started off on the floor and then it
sort of found its way up and then onto the
person's face. Never got in the mouth.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
What I love about this is that the person who
and I don't think we've said who the person is.
I don't think we will say who the person is,
but I want you to you listening to know it
is a friend of the show, and it is someone
who you have heard very recently on our show.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And I don't know if he would really care that much.
Actually he wouldn't, but still it's better.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
The mysteries and another element when you find out who
it is. I think it was surprised you.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He also had another game which he pioneered recently, which
was called Salami Flaps, and it was he had a
friend of ours who was a girl, and she had
on a reasonably small mini skirt and she was opening
and closing her legs and almost like like sort of
(16:38):
opening and closing like a fair.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Ground Yes, yeah, clown that you put the ping pong
ball on.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
And then he was at a distance with pieces of
salami from a platter that he had procured, and he
had to frisbee in the salami and hit the vagina
of the person who was.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Opening and closing closing their legs around.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It was good, actually it was that one was a
bit less kind of you know for skin stuff all
over your face.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Well, how did it go?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Quite good? Actually, yeah, he got a couple of and
then she started sort of opening closing a little bit
more randomly. She had to close her eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
To do it, and then she raised the difficulty level.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, just a little bit. She started sort of doing
a little bit randomly, but it was quite and again
it had the opening and the closing part of it,
which was it had a tension to it.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yea, in a carnival quality. I'll tell you what. You
pull up to the bloody Caroline Bay carnival and you
got that gun on, you d hang around, you hang
around and right up until the guy.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Screwed you with let's get of his skin. It was.
It was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Do you know what I really love to do on
this podcast is when we say someone's name and then
we beep it out, well yeah I reckon.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
We will say ye yep, okay, and then now I'll
give you a word to dub over the top of it.
So the person that was squitting whisk out of the
air for skin.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Is okay, beat that three times.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
And here go, I'll give you the word that you
can use the dub over the top of it. You
already you're ready. So if you just dub over those
lines with that, and then I think okay, and you
may snow report fame.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
So dubbing over you.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
With nobody will ever guess that.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
That's clever.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No, And look we've been we've been dancing around that
this entire time because there's a sponsor on board. I
don't know if they want their product the involved in,
you know.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I think that's over for the for the season, So
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh, if we're outside the statute of limitations. He also
and we should definitely get him on the podcast to
discuss this as well. He once won a ear guitar
competitions under the alias Satan whopper cough And there's a
whole story about his costume and what it did and
how it worked. And if you've think he.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Was thrice, I think it was thrice to a guitar champion.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, I think he was. But maybe we need to
get Italy himself to tell it in his own words.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah. I met one of his friends over the weekend
actually down south and called super Mullet, And so there
was I think Satan Whoppercock was operating at the same
time as Super Mullet. They sort of were. They were like, yeah,
it was like Batman and Robin. Yeah, Satan who Cop
(19:33):
and Super Mullet. Hadley and Chatville. Yeah, it was SOUTHI
and Boleon Bolt. It was a much Conrad Smith, Polly
and grand Jj and Dom Wow, Flitch, Vaughan and Hailey
fits Vaughn and Meghan.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
No, no, no, John, o'bin.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And Vegan.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I think you're too soon, John and Ben.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
And Meghan mc fling, Gadsby and Meghan Hudson and Hawes,
Stetler and Waldolf. I see what I've gone here? Turned
into it?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's okay, it's just weird association at this point Ebony
and Ivory, Ah notes Simon and Gun Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And on that night Briggs and Stratton's Royce was Rolls Royce?
Was that Rolls and Royce? Or was that.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Duckworth and Lewis? Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
But isn't there a third one? Now?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Colmar and Branton, Mercedes, Benz, Sullivan and Spillane. Now that's
a niche Timoru Electrician company that no one will have
heard of. Black and Dickett Ah, Yes, Guns, Roses Yeah,
Night and Day, Burger and King. All right, we've lost
(21:07):
our shape.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
All right over.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I didn't see them through Play the Bluesman.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Night.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
World, Claverolla
Speaker 2 (21:19):
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