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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mountain Jerry Show get into a project sorded with
Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Mountain Jerry Onday, It's Mod Jerry, Mattie jeey well.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Do money. Welcome along to the Mountain Jerry Show, Thursday,
the twenty seventh of June twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Mariki Eve, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Oh my goodness, it is too usn't it. It's Friday.
It's a Friday. It's a Friday. It's a secret Friday.
Welcome to all those listening on the radio highlights podcasts.
You're on iHeartRadio, your FM and your AM. We have
a huge show for all comers this morning, for all comers,
all comers. We've got the Wonderfuward of putting a living
skin on the faces of robots. We've got the Kiwi

(00:49):
pin on war that's been named the best in the world.
We've got recycled cooking oil on in New Zealand flights
and very soon we will be announcing what we're going
deep into in Pennsylgenius.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Up next, let's talk about the State of Origin two
last night, What a result? Whoa a little spoiler it teaser?

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Let's keeping the series alive and Matt Benjeri Show.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
So all sorts of records broken last night thirty eight
eighteen State of Origin two the MCG the new South
Wales Blue is taken out of the Maroons. So she's
one all now one all in the State of Origin series.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, seven tries to three. What a turnaround?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, well interesting, I mean at halftime. So let's just
have a look here. So the thirty four to four
halftime lead is a record, the largest in Origin history
at halftime. So and the other thing is that the
Blues defense, the Maroons just had one tackle inside the
opposition twenty Wow, that's pretty impressive in the first half.

(01:59):
So so anyway, they're going to go now to up
to Sun Court. Yeah, but interestingly, the Blues haven't won
a decide at sun Corps since two thousand and five. Yeah,
but then again, that coincides with one of the greatest
rains of.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
The State of Origin history, that's true. But yeah, they'll
be going into enemy territory for the final. But that's
the hype is going to be insane for that.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah. So what have we got July? Oh, you're July seventeen, okay,
so that's a few weeks away. Yeah, three weeks away.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, all right, so we would kill them to give
our players back to the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, you know, do you guys think good?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
And Mitchell give them Matt.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
I was watching the broadcast last night and thinking this
might be the closest thing we have to Super Bowl
because they really are throwing the kitchen sink at the broadcast.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
It looks great.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Everything's stunning.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
God.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
I was hyped up going into the game. I was
supposed to go to bed eight teen. I thought, I'll
watch the build up and then go to bed. But
that you can't watch that state of o build up
and not watch the first head up.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
You know, And and the fact that we are expressly
restricted from being involved in it at all. New Zealand,
for us to care that much about an event, I mean,
we were part of New South Wales for a while,
weren't we. Yeah A long time ago, yeah, yeah, yeah,
back in the early eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah we nineteen hundred, New Zealand was part of New
South Wales.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It was really weird.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
So it was.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
It was New South Wales and New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, miles away and other parts of Australia weren't part
of it.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, that's right. I mean, Australia's a bloody pig places. Yeah,
so it sort of makes sense. But would it killed
them to put the game on earlier for us? I know,
just for us measure. If they brought a state of
origins to New Zealand and they's been going about Albourne,
they've been pushing hard for one to be at part.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Tell you what, they did, sell out Eden Park in
about three and a half minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I think it's no way they'd ever do that.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, they need to blow it out to five before
they do that.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, it's true. Yeah, I'll never do that either. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Well I'll tell you what league.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
You know, New Zealand's a country of five million, you know,
and they want us to love league.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, but for the.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Good of the game.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
They're smart because they realiz that state of origin is
three games. It's always been three games, it will always
be three games. And it's also sits inside the NRL
as well. So they're like, they don't want to ruin
it because if you went out to five games, you
measured what would happen to the NRAL during the five game?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, Ruggy Park, Rugby Parking and the Gagle if the.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Rugby Union controlled state of origin, they would blow it
out to ten games. Oh and it would end up
eating the NRL competition completely. Yeah, they travel around the
world and it would lose all of its credibility.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeh the Mattie Show.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Hey, why have I got a bottle of Southern Poor
on my desk?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Alexandra Central Otago pinon War?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I look at that? Oh no, here we go in
New Zealand. So it's been awarded Best and Show at
the Decanta World Wide Awards.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
So it's the best penon war in the entire world.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Southern Poor. Okay, that's interesting. Southern Yeah. So it's scored
an impressive ninety seven points out of one hundred. I've
never understood quite how that were with wine testing. Only
two other pinots from the Hemisphere also shared the accolade.
Two pinots from Tasmania and in the same number of
points as the Southern Poor. So, and it's forty bucks

(05:12):
a bottle.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
The Decanda World Wine Awards are the world's largest In
the world's largest and most influential wine competition, more than
eighteen thousand wines are sampled as part of a rigorous
drunken judging process. I mean, how much does it affect
when you are when you're tasted? I wonder, you know,
I mean the year like if the judge have been

(05:34):
tasting all afternoon, must must change things.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, no totally. So we were this grint Alexandra Valley,
all right, so it's not it is Central Otago, yeah,
but more yeah Alexandra. So it's going a little bit
further east, yeah than say the Gibston Valley, which is
the one that runs between Cromwell and Arrowtown, where a
lot of grapes of grint and actually a lot of
grapes grint in Cromwell now, so it's for the Eastern.

Speaker 7 (06:02):
With roots dating back to the late eighteen hundreds. MacArthur
Ridge is an expert in the game. The expanse of Vineyard,
which used to be a desert, lies in the rugged
Alexandra Valley. It's cool climate and the striking mountainous terrain shape,
the unique character of the wines, and in the case
of this winning pinot also inspired its name. Southern four

(06:24):
is exposed rock mass thought to be formed by freeze
four weathering found throughout the Alexander Ridge. A very very
extreme climate in Alexandra it's the hardest in summer and
the coldest in winter.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, she really is. I've ridden through there on a
bike tour and it is, does it like? Yeah, there's
parts of it that are just craggy rocks and desert
and there's no grass growing.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, no grass, no grass.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
No grass. Deer dear, try and stick its head up.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
But beautiful smells of thyme and rosemary.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
All right? Then, can someone get one of these? Yep?
Can you give one on this day's host? I understand
he missed out on some bottles last time, so if
someone wants to give it to prebs, that'd be great,
thanks very much.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
The Mat Benjeri show a.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Lot of tats coming through like this one here. Can
we get a good morning to all early rising front
bones this morning after Origin last night? Please? Yeah? Not
only was Origin on last night? Was a big day
here at Radio Hodeki with our day in low A
lot of celebrations going on all day a day at
the Empire Tavern Broadcasting and we've been given this bottle

(07:37):
of Southern Core. Actually one bottles arrived on your disc.
One bottles arrived on my desk, which is the award
winning Alexandra Pino Noir. Yeah, and some people have been
suggesting here that maybe it's time for a secret head
of steam and someone else said you boys should drink
that on are I think Thursday Thursday's Thursday Thursday. I'm
I'm I'm going to seduce something a little later on

(07:59):
the show. I've got a proposal, okay, And I don't
know whether you'll be in or not. Yeah, I'm not
going to share it with you until we get to
the time to actually talk about it. But I've got
a proposal about radio Headocke promotions moving forward. Okay. I've
got an idea after being delivered this bottle of Southern
or and look it might have. It involves the listeners

(08:19):
and involves you and me, Matt, and it involves mash
Ruder and particularly the pantsman Joel Harrison.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
As it as sort of a you've got to spit
on that thing, you feel me kind of situation.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
You could say that, yeah in a way, in a way,
but yeah, I'll share that later on Mat and Jerry
Show Radio.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
Hadeckie, Matty Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry Show six thirty
three on The Manton Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Time for the latest news headlines, States of emergency remain
in place in the White Or district and Hastings hit
a tongue award after torrential rain lash the region. The
merror of funds for gisbone Hastings and wide or we'll
all get one hundred thousand dollars each to go towards recovery.
An increasing number of men are raw dogging it on flights.

(09:09):
The latest travel trend sees playing passengers op for no music,
no streaming, no snacking, and no sleep, just steering straight
ahead the whole time.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, I mean that is a whole that is a
thing now, raw dogging it like because it's to do
with trying to It's kind of around the dopamine detox
because if you if you're constantly We've talked about it
on our on the Data Bespoke podcast before, Like if
you can go to the gym the whole time without
taking your headphones or spending time between sets on your phone,

(09:37):
it's really good for your mind. But you get because
we're constantly entertaining ourselves all the time. Yeah, there's an
equal op opposite reaction where we feel dissatisfied all the time. Okay,
So this, this whole raw dogging it things. There's movement of,
like you know, just if you're going for a run
or something, just not putting headphones on and just just
being just existing. Okay, right, I thought it was something else. Yeah,

(09:58):
it sounds a lot like something.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
That works fine on say a flight from Auckland to
christ Church or even Auckland to Queenston, you know our
fifty But on a Longhor flight from say Auckland to Duha,
raw dogging it the whole time, sitting and just steering
at this at the seat in front of you for
seventeen and a half hours.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, but maybe you could rule dog it for two hours,
you know.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Okay, does reading a book count is rual dogging it?

Speaker 4 (10:26):
I think reading a books a lot better than being
on your phone?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Does that is that part of rule dogging it? Do
you think I don't like reading?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I think, like, you know, sort of pure raw dogging.
There's nothing at all.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
Oh god, do you know have you ever all dogged it?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Daddy? I've rawed dogged.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I'm just trying to rule dog as much as I can.
I should try something, Yeah, raw dogging as much as yeah, Okay,
And also I'm doing that thing where you don't take
your Headphontes to.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
The gym and it's gold said that, and you South
Wales have leveled the stat of ogin Series one after
thumping Queensland thirty eight eighteen and Melbourne The Decider and
Brizzi is in three weeks time July seventeen.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
New South Wales that record thirty four zero halftimely the
largest in Origin history.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Upload Zach Lomax thirty two to nil, an absolute ass
kicking in game one from Queensland as Zach Lomax, Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Thirty four and nothing?

Speaker 5 (11:31):
The Matt and Jerry Show, Turn four The Wonderful.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
World putting a living skin on the faces of robots.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Who should we do this? It's freaking good to do this.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, it doesn't help that we're playing Goodbye Horses from
Key Lazareth. The theme, well not the theme, but the
song that Buffalo Bill dances too.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
It has a bit of an episode.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
And it's a bit of a human suit in Silence
and Lands, so it's Japanese scientists found a way to
attach living skin to robot faces for more realistic smiles
and other facial expressions currently more terrifying smiles and facial
expressions looking at this picture. Yeah, so apparently they copy
tissue structures and people gross and they reckon it. Paves
the way to make convincingly realistic moving humanoids with self

(12:19):
healing skin that will not easily rip or tear. Gross.
Skin's weird.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
It's really weird.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Skin is weird. It's grass, you kind of we're kind
of used to it, but it's it's like the stuff
that with lots of little holes in it. If you
get up close to it and there's hair coming out
of it. There's hairy bits coming out of the skin.
That's gross, and it stretches around out all of our body.
It's so weird.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
What is the biggest organ in the human body? My
downstairs apart from your downstairs. That's what's the second biggest
organ on a human body? After mashes downstairs?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Skip the ass? Skin?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh yeah, skins an organs.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
You know it's a good guess, So good.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, thanks. Why is this.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Robot skin so slimy? You know, he's got this kind
of covering over it that makes us look half normal
to us anyway? Why is this robot that's got the
skin growing over the face.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
It looks like this robot's skin has to be heavily moisturized.
It's so much moisturizer, so expensive to run. That looks
a bit like a jellyfish. The skin is made in
the lab using living cells. Not only is it soft
like real skin, but it can repair itself as cat
past attempts to attach it proved difficult. Previously, the team

(13:31):
traded using small hocks gross but those damaged the skin
as the robot.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Moved, so it wasn't bonding to the robots.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Had this robots basically because they're using tiny ropes and
flexible collagen.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
They're just tying some skin the robot's face.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
And they're pregending that they're doing it because it might
be useful for research into skin aging cosmetics and s No,
it's not. You're doing it because you're creepy. You're a
creep man. You don't because you're a pervot. You are,
You're a complete pervot.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
You're in the able, a massive boner. You're loving it totally.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
You know what, This is going to pave the way
for slippery human skin six dolls.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
That's the only thing this is doing. This is that's
where the way everything goes.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Always like your scientists, they turn up going, we're doing
this for the good of society. Next thing, you know, sex,
someone's horn, someone's making love to it.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
The next thing, you know, always, however, there is someone
will make love to it.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
In turn sneaks in at night.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, disgusted. Yeah you shut that down.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah yeah, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Hey, did you see that headline yesterday Chinese Takeaway recycled
cooking oil from Eco Cyrus and China to power in
New Zealand flights. Did you see that headline?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I did say it, and I struggle to unpack it.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Firstly, it felt a little bit kind of borderline racist,
but still Chinese Takeaway recycled cooking oil from Eco Cirrus
in China to power in New Zealand flights. Yeah. So
apparently there's this one hundred percent cocking oil. It's used
with exon mobile fuel, and it's been tried in New

(15:14):
Zealand on in New Zealand as as fuel to replace fuel.
Because I see so in New Zealand burns one point
three billion liters.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
And I'm the bloody problem. I'm the environmental problem.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
So at the moment, sustainable aviation fuel makes up with
this and one percent less than one percent, so it
could be zero points zero zero one percent of world
jet fuel supply. But airlines are scrambling the source it
because obviously alines know that they are some of the.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Worst mate world.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
They have cardboard plates and cardboard noise and forks. Now,
so airlines, it's so funny you're sitting on a plane
and that they bring out the echo friendly with all
this echo friendly stuff, they are blasting so much aviation
fuel out of the back while they're serving their food
with echo friendly cardboard bloody straws.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I know. Well, you think when you're in a seven
seven seven and you're about to go overseas, you think
about the wings, yeah, and you think about all of
the fuel it takes to fill up those wings. Yeah,
and that is all going to end up deposited in
the sky in a different form.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
It's amazing how a lot of environmentalists can get over
that one thing. Yeah, there's that one thing. They can
get over there all day, all night, renting and raving
about the environment, but they do still go to Europe.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, making sure that you recycle something. This plastic needs
to make sure that you put that in there before
it goes into landfill.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Anyway, I'm off to Fiji for a holidays totally.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well now as well, they realize that a lot of
that recycling stuff it's just going over to it's getting
farted over to Asia on container ships finding out diesel. Yeah,
diesel container ships they're not sailing over there. Yeah. And
then it's getting burnt. Yeah, so then it just gets
burned in Malaysia. Yeah, so just farming another why not
just burn it here?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Can we should we go and throw some orange paint
at the Colin McCarn just trying to sort the problem.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's a good idea. Let's going to do what a
great idea, Go and throw some orange paint at something
that someone loves. Great idea.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
And listen to that. And Jervy here's some news with
high level chest on Weddaywacke. I just want to hear
Jervy and.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Man nice every company this morning on the Man and
Jerry SHARE's out the twenty seventh of June twenty twenty four.
Marta Riki.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, we've shoved at neutral and we're sliding.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Into the long weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
You know what's thinking?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Would have killed the All Blacks to play on matariki,
like why are they playing next week?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Absolutely it would kill him that that take organization on
the behalf of the news and Rugby Union a looking
here on the calendar. They can't do that.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
They don't have a calendar.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
No, they don't have one.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
The NRL has a calendar that they peruse and find
opportunities like putting extra games on a Easter.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
The Rugby Union doesn't have a calendar. No, they don't know,
they don't. I guess it's a little bit more difficult
because you've got international fixtures, so you got to you
gotta go with the international rugby boards. Have got to
get together. Yeah, and work it out in advance. I
don't know. Yeah, a bit more tricky.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
But mentionine if tomorrow, you know, you have Mataiki lunch
and then in the afternoon watched the Orblacks.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Now bloody?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
I mean could it's not happening?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Why talk about things in unhanded I don't know. I
don't know what tell you something that is happening. Penis
or Genius Ai on The Met and Jury Show after
eight a m have.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
You sound three for it three of the talk back
function on the art radio?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah? Will Ai join the Queen, Tom Cruise, nurses and
sea gulls on the genius side? Will it end up
on the phenis side along with Christmas parties, m MP
rats and e bikes.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
And that benjerichha.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
So last week one of the Warrior's worst NRL defeats
I think it was was not sixty six six versus
the Titans on the goalie. A few regular argue commentators
are saying that this could be the end of the
Warriors season. Can they turn it around? Adam Blair joins us,
is that true dam is at the end of the
Warriors season.

Speaker 10 (19:30):
And winning legs? Yeah, that's a big call. Where they
got nine nine actual games left even rounds two buys
this four points already locked in the bag seven. I
think for me, seven of the nine of the last
nine games they need to win. I think what's saving
the Warriors right now is the competition is so tight.

(19:53):
You've got your your your first place on twenty four
points of Warriors on fifteen, so and you know there's
a logjam almost eighteen points there. So it's most of
For me, I must win this weekend more so that
they can get some confidence after obviously the performance last
weekend against.

Speaker 11 (20:11):
The Gold Coast Titans.

Speaker 10 (20:12):
But then start building into this big log jam part
of the of the season because you lose one more game.
I think it starts geting a bit tricky. You got
the Bunnies, who who would have thought they'd be right
below the Worries right now on fourteen points and they're
on a consecutive four wins. So at the logjam and
it's going to be tight. They have to win.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
What do they need to do? What needs to change?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (20:38):
I think it's just you know this, this is what
the most like you, I said, one of the worst
games of the Warriors playing a long time individually and
because of theirs groops. They were way off, but they
should have been.

Speaker 11 (20:50):
And you have these games.

Speaker 10 (20:51):
But just I don't think anyone would have saw us coming.
For me, it's it's more just the shift of the mind,
a big mind ship mind six shift, and more towards
the defensive side of things. You know, sixty six points
not acceptable in the game of beliegue where they sit
and what they can produce both on the ball and offketball,

(21:13):
so they will double down on their standards and have
a real steerly focus on going into this week, going
up against I'm not sure we're another Boncos team that
hasn't performed to the best this year. They're falling off
to the back at the moment. But you know there'll
be some disappointed boys after this. Are this that Queensland
that said the Origin game and they may come over

(21:34):
to New Zealand rearing to go and want to approve
a point and make a statement.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, I just sort of hope, dam Blair that it's
absolutely freezing at Gohard Stadium and these guys come across
from Brisbane and twenty five degrees and next thing you know,
time and it's like, oh it's eight degrees and you know,
a little bit slip free put them off the game.

Speaker 11 (21:56):
Yeah, it gets a little bit like that.

Speaker 10 (21:57):
They're a team that plays a fast brand of football
and we've seen, you know, where the game's kind of
moving to the smaller guys that can run fast rees
walshes your count of kidneys last week and these fast
mobile middle forwards. That's where the game's going, whether it's
going to rain, whether it's whether it's going to be
a nice evening. The Warriors have to double down on

(22:19):
what they do really well, and which is I think
is go back to the basics defensive league, shift of
their mindsetting and go after the bunkers.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Well that's the thing. And then and then next week
obviously the Bulldog's away and then buy a couple of
points there and for round twenty and then the Raiders.
I mean, I don't know, it doesn't in terms of
the Bulldogs in the roads, I don't know. I think
we can. We can do that.

Speaker 10 (22:43):
Oh, I definitely think the Warriors can win, win the
seven or the nine games. It's just about making sure
that you turn that week and week out to get
the job done. This is how good this competition is.
And this is why Rue loves ugg the league because
you never know who's going to win the win the game.
If you don't, if you don't turn up, that's what
teams can do to you. So everyone has to be prepared,

(23:05):
from your your thirtieth man or your reserve bred boys
all the way through to you and our ourbows. You've
got to be challenging each other every single day. You've
got to be prepared every single day. Your routine has
to be second to none. You've got to go through
all the good things. So they would go back and
go over there their routines individually and see where they
did something different or whether it was just a shift

(23:27):
or just a mindset thing. So big, big, big weekend
for the Warriors. They have to get this one and
otherwise there's more pressure not only from within the camp
but from the outside.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And A Blair thank you so much for your time
this morning, and you can watch live coverage of the
Warriors misus the Broncos on sky Spot four four thirty
on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Let's go, come on, bring it back, ten it around.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
And that's Jericha.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Well, yesterday's Dan Low went down a track, didn't I Ah, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Fantastic that the Empire raising money for bellcent in New Zealand.
You can still text lou to three seven seven nine.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
What should be found out in the Daily Bespoke podcast.
You can actually text anything to three seven seven nine
and you denote three dollars. We actually text some shocking
stuff I did, but it was charity. Exactly, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
And you know what if you are listening right now
and you have a work phone, and you don't pay
your work phone, and you don't pay your bill on
your work phone. I was just thinking, it's a good
opportunity now to text Lou or text anything to three
double seven nine. You'll make an instant three dollar donation
to Balcanson New Zealand. And you won't even have to
pay for it. Your boss will have to pay for it.

(24:38):
And could you imagine if you were the boss of
someone and you got an extra three dollar charge on
your bell for one of your workers, and you said, wow,
what's this? What the hell's this? And you could say
this was a donation to Balcanson New Zealand, and I
just text Lou to three double seven nine and you
made a three dollar donation and the business made a
three dollar donation. At that point, any boss will good

(25:00):
on you, good on me, and good on Balkans in
New Zealand exactly. So it's an easy thing to do
right the second.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah, so we've got some audio from me today, I
believe Meshy.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Yeah, that's right. What do you want to listen to?
We've got some lovely emotional stuff from Die who joined
us for a couple of hours on the show. Yesterday,
But first I thought we'd better have a look at Matt.
You came back for the second year in a row
to sing what is now an infamous song.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Later on, I want to address an issue for another
song I was forced to perform last night, which is the.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Official end of Deja Voodo.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
That dejah Vodo.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
That was talk of a reunion, but after what happened,
that's gone. Now that that band will never be recorded again.
I'm never going to sign another Daja Vooto album.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's gone. But was I involved in this performance helped?
You were the best part of it, really? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, this is not from that perform the audience of
that performance will we were stricken from the record. From
your bud and jacket out. Check it out, changing your
bell movements.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
Jacket out, jacket got a pain in your belly?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Check it out.

Speaker 10 (26:04):
Check it out.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Check it out, check it out, check it out.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Lung man your stomach and check it out.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Check it out.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Get skin tie check it out, check it out.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Go see your.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Doctor, check it out.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Check it out.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Check it out. Okay, we can if your pen on
your rain is check it out and check it out.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Checkick it in your Bellottments. Check it out. Check it
from Provominy in your belly.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Check it out, check it out, check it out, check
it out, hot, check it out.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
You got to check it out.

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Check it out.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
You've got to check it out.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Check you check check it out. Oh yeah, I gotta
check it out, Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh no, check it out.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Check it check it.

Speaker 12 (27:16):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
That sounds all right. That sounds pretty good. It wasn't
too man, was it. Yeah. It really helps to have
Milan from Pluto with the BVS ruder as well. With
the BVS you're singing well with a matt That sounded good.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Someone said it's one thing to raise money for Bell cancer,
another thing to subject the public to that racket.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah. I love the fact that you're just softened the
lyrics frection this time around. Yeah. And there was another
performance a little later on. We've had a choir of
it felt like thousands extra. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, we had the big choir boys up there and
a few others.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
It was good. Yeah. So it was a good day yesterday.
And as we said, you can still donate to Bell
Cancer in z by texting lou to three four eight three.
Raised a lot of money is.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Today was over one hundred thousand in there.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maid and Cherry Show, seven
thirty three on the Mountain Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Time for the latest news headlines. Transpower has restored full
power into Northland. A pylon tipped last week after too
many nuts were removed from the legs.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
That person that moved too many nuts, I wonder if
they're still just reading the face, just walking around, bright
red in the face, you know, a week later, just
still embarrassed about.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's been a couple of those recently. Remember there was
the guy in the digger who dug up a pipe. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
I remember one time when I was driving a rental
vehicle and I decided to go through a gap. I
thought I could go through a gap in a parking
lot m h. And I didn't realize that the bumper
bars on the side of the rental veel went round
the side and I basically stripped two a Mercedes and
a BMW quite new cars, opened them up like basically
kansasardines along the side of them, like actually opened up

(28:54):
the cars. And then and I just stood there looking
at what I'd done, and it just seemed like there
was no hope for me in life again. And then
I had to wait for the people that owned the
cars to get back, I to talk to the rental place.
It was just so embarrassing even think about it today,
I'm embarrassed by you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Haven't you even even told me that story? I know
that you hit another incident at a car park with
a highlas. Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
When I'm not the.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
When you drive, when you smash the garage door here
in zid me.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
So, I have a lot of sympathy for people that
do really.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Freaking stupid, embarrassing things that cause a lot of damage.
I've got a lot of sympathy for this guy, That's
what I'm saying. I've got a lot of empathy for them.
We're all capable of doing the.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
The other thing is, unfortunately it comes at a time
where the furies don't work and a whole lot of
problems around the country, and people just think it's symptomatic
of just everything going to rack and roll, and there's
just a culture of incompetence across the country. But it's not.
It's just a couple of people who makes mistakes.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Well, thanks God, for the Thank God for the trans
movement who have restored power. Thank god they got involved.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Sorry when he leagues founded. Julian Massage has landed in
Australia after putting guilty to violating US espionage law and
a deal that sets him free.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
So Julius Sange, what adventure he's been on? How long
did he spend in the Ecuadorian embassy in London?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Years?

Speaker 9 (30:15):
Years?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I had. I had some friends who their kids. They
used to make their kids watch the news and it
was at the time when Julian Massange was hold up
in the Ecuadorian embassy and they went overseas and the
first thing they wanted to do when they got to London.
I think it was was that the first thing they
wanted to do was go to the Ecuadorian embassy because
they'd seen it so much on TV on the news

(30:36):
and see if they could see Julian Massage. Because all
they wanted to do. They don't want to see they
want to see Buckham Palace, didn't want to see the
changing their guards, didn't want to go to Trafalgar Square.
It was just like I want to go to the
Ecuadorian embassy and England have dealt with New Zealand and
dealt New Zealand a nine market defeat, and they're opening
women's ODI at Durham. The White Ferns were dismissed for

(30:56):
one hundred and fifty six and thirty three point three overs. Meanwhile,
the first semi of the ICC Men's World t twenty
takes place at twelve thirty this afternoon. Or this is
a good one with Afghanistan taking on South Africa and Trinidad.
I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
The South Africans they love crapping the bed in a
semi final of a ICC World tournament, don't they?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
They do?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I love it, they do. And if ever there was
a team that's on a roll with a bit of momentum,
it's Afghanistan on those dodgy pictures. It's been great. So
South Africa paying a dollar thirty three. Oh, some good
eating with Afghanistan paying three twenty.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Great topical tune with old Durhamtown coming through there, Roger
Whitteko under that.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Story, any excuse to play Durhamtown, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
There's some good eating. Afghanistan at three twenty against South
Africa made.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
Out South Africa undefeated.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Ever, Afghanistan, Nigli.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
So every Thursday we run a segment on the Mountain
Jerry Show called Penis or Genius where we debate the
merits of something and in the end you vote on
three for three and work out where it goes on
the penis or the Genius side of the Cody log
fixed to the wall of the studio.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yeah, today we want to know is a I penis
or genius? Everyone's talking about it. In the first AI film,
first feature film written by AI is coming out next month.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
It's called The Last Screenwriter and it's by a Swedish
filmmaker called Peter Luisi. So the script was written by
AI over four days and Peter Luisi wrote in a
seventeen word prompt which is quite interesting. So the prompt
was write a plot for a film where a screenwriter
realizes he is less good than artificial intelligence and our

(32:36):
meta also weird, weird sort of grammar on that less
good than artificial intelligence. And so he's the filmmaker. So
Peter Luisa, he's a scriptwriter himself, so he had to
correct some of the errors in the four days that
chat GPT took to actually write the script. There's quite
a long time. Yeah, that's a long time. What was

(32:56):
chet GB doing. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Maybe he had to enter it anyway, doesn't matter. She
listened to the movie trailer.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, this, my friend is the future.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Hello, Jack, I am your new screenwriting assistant.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Learns from every screenplay and adapts. It's going to change
the way we work.

Speaker 12 (33:19):
And you really think it can stand up to a
real human writer. How would you start a screenplay about
a screenwriter being challenged by an AI system?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Did the AI write the trailer?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't know, Santa Robber.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I think AI wrote the trailer.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah right, yeah, well yeah, I've never been less excited
about a movie after that trailer.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
It's that AI thing where it's the whole life of it,
life of that the situation sucked out of it.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Well interestingly, So, there was a planned theater premier year
that was pulled before anyone could see it because the
cinema sided a backlash to the idea of the of
the film to the premise of the film. So the
director said that he was attempting to start a conversation
about the impact of artificial intelligence on his profession, but

(34:12):
obviously the people who are involved in the profession. It's
very in, isn't it. It's in on an in Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (34:21):
It is.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Interesting though, because it's because people are coming really really
hard down on AI.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Being used in films and TV at all.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
There was that Marvel television show called and what was
it called Invasion I think the name of it was.
It was about the Krill, but they used AI for
their credits and even got really really angry about it.
And that movie I was talking about a couple of
days ago, Devil The Late Night with the Devil. Yeah,
that used just three pieces of AI to generate like

(34:51):
cards that went into the breaks, and people boycotted that
film because of it. Really, people are very angry about
AI taking their jobs in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Okay, well I know that Toys are us the toy company.
They premiered a short promo film at cans and have
a listen to this. This is their ad the greatest too, crowl.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
FA wouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's an AI song, right an A.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
So you can kind of tell over a generated video
advertised tours R.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
So there we go and there we go.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
It's very easy to sniff out an AI song isn't
it at the moment, because that was just words strung
together almost kind of just like they would have been said.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
It's a big saying, well a wash of sound, doesn't
it sounds fine?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
It's got slightly softer omages always.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I guess it will get better. But you're what do
you think?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
A p and the column already three for three of the.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Talkback function on your heart radio apps.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Ai penciul Genius The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Matt has gone to the bathroom and he hasn't come back.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Which is interesting, Is he okay, I just got back
into studio myself as you're doing all right.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
He's walking in a way that says that he's not
quite finished doing what he needed to do.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Oh, is here something still on the shelf. He's coming
back into studio now.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
He's walking in a way that says either he hasn't
quite finished his business or maybe he had to sort
of pinch a off a loaf?

Speaker 6 (36:31):
Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Okay, let's not talk about my personal issues. But I
thought six minutes would be enough. I really thought six
minutes wul be enough. It wasn't, I said to you,
jured And I says, I says. I says, how long
have we got tobec on here? And he says six minutes?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, I thought six minutes would have been enough to
But obviously did you get caught looking at your phone?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (36:51):
No.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
But there's this guy, you know, the guy that goes
into the bathroom a lot. He runs the sushi shop. Yes, yes,
that guy has dangerously addicted to his phone into the
bathroom watching something on his phone, walking in through, keep
watching it while he used the urinal, he watched, and
he watches it while he's washing his hands, and then
walks out again watching it.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
It's like, mate, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, when you guys sit on watching videos while you're
doing that sort of thing in a public situation, because
I reckon that you're not allowed to listen to anything
that's not audio.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
No, I don't think you are either.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I think it's very weird to sit in a cubicle
and listen to something and expect other people to listen
to it.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Oh, this is an interesting discussion. So you're saying that
if you're in a sheered bathroom with a couple of cubicles,
it's inconsiderate to be blasting volume only invasive.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, yeah, i'd agree with that. I think that's fair.
I think you watch anything because who knows what you're
doing inside of there? It's none of my business, But
I don't want to be hearing what you're doing.

Speaker 14 (37:41):
Well.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Earlier in the show, we had that headline, didn't we
about raw dogging and how more and more people are
trying to raw.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Dog their lives.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
An increasing number of men in the headline set are
raw dogging it on flights. What's raw dogging, you may ask.
The latest travel trend sees plane passengers op for no music,
no streaming, no snacking, and no sleep, just staring straight
ahead the whole That guy comes into the bathroom, we
all know he is. He can't even walk two steps
without staring into his phone.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
There's something about a man holding fast all doing a
way into a yurin or with no hands. Yeah, I mean,
good for you, mate. It's incredible. He hangs his operation
out of his fly and then he stands there with
two hands yep, with that phone screen so close to
his face, watching anime.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
He's so addictive.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
It's amazing that that Korean sushi shop, I don't know
how to get the sushi made because that guy is
always in there watching anime.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
No, I think what happens because I do walk past
that shop when we're really going deep into this guy.
Here's what I reckon, because I walked past him every morning,
and he is in there and he is making up
the sushi from quite early in the morning, and his
partners works with them. I think assume it's his partner,
and I've seen some pretty full on conversations going on
between those two over the years. They will, they'll have

(38:51):
a they'll have a loud Barney.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
They'll have a morning Barnie, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
They will. But anyway, he's making he's making sushi, and
at that point he's never watching any ah, And so
I think he's working like he works quite hard, and
then his opportunity to just take a break away from reality,
take a break away from his partner who struggles with
clearly as when he goes to the toilet, and he

(39:17):
wants to utilize every moment he has away from that
shop when he's not working, to just it's like a
little bit of and know, it's a little bit of
escapism for him.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah right, Okay, So you saying he's not addicted. This
is just his guilty pleasure, just punishing us in the
bathroom with his anime while he's having a week.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, I mean, didn't you find the same thing, Matt.
Didn't you start using looking forward to your time on
the toilet because you allowed yourself that time to look
at your screen? Yeah? I did.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I was not looking at my screen outside of the bathroom,
but then I started finding excuses to go to the bathroom.
And then next thing you know, you're you're doing a
thirty five minute around there and you get in and
you stand up and you got pins and needles and
you fall over.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
It works. So yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think
I don't know. Yeah, Okay, we should get him on
the show someday.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah, let's get him on the show.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
It'd be great to him coming up after eight o'clock.
That's a genius with abuting the merits of AI. You
can vote on three for three or eight hundred Hodaki.
This is the Meton Jerry Show. Ready, haddick you Jerry
and Man it's Maten Jemy.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
That is the breakfast show.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Whoa, Yeah, it's Madden Jerry from six to nine.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
That's right. The Mantain Jerry Show, thanks to Bunning's tray,
get your bathroom projects sorted with the huge range Thursday,
the twenty seventh of June twenty twenty four, which means
it's matta riki ah.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yes, that's essentially a Friday, essentially Friday into the week
our good and we've got a huge hour of radio
coming next to lead you into your faux Friday.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Hey, I'll tell you what. It's not often you get
a long weekend Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Is it Normally it's
the Monday.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, I love it. Sometimes Anzac Day.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, I totally forgot about this.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Something that's not like you. I'm so excited. It's like
a little treat.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Are you going to do that thing that you do?
Now you've got three days to be hungover. You're going
to hit out tonight, turn a win into a last,
and then you're going to spend the next three days.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Dusty, That's what I feel like you're going to do.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
That's what I do, because it is the same as me.
I forgot about tonight and now I've got an extra
day at my locker. I'm thinking, you know, what part
tonight and we've got three days to get over it.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah, that's a good point. That's a really good idea, Mashi.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
But Jerry, you've got a fiftieth, don't you on Saturday night,
which is a bit of a stitch I do.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I do that sort of comes at the end of
the long weekend. They'll be good. If you had the
Monday the fiftieth on Saturday night, we'll see you.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
To get around that, I think that if you're going
to have a party in a weekend, long weekend, you've
got to do it on the first day of the weekend.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
You've got to do it on the Thursday.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, as otherwise.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
You're you're impregnating the middle of someone's long weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, well your party, that's exactly I think you're right.
But I think maybe this party was organized before anybody
knew that it was Martauriki because Martaiki jumps around, which
I'm not a fan of the jumping around holiday myself. Yeah.
Just lock it in. I prefer the one date.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Yeah, just lock it in. It on a weekend, yeah,
just do it.

Speaker 13 (42:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah. Anyway, so there's a huge announcement I was meant
to be announced at nine am. But we have been
given the exclusive ladies and gentlemen. The Cult, one of
most fluential bands of all time that announced Yeah eighty
four to twenty four New Zealand two are celebrating the
band's fortieth anniversary. Woo Yeah. Shows are going to see

(42:49):
the band performed songs spanning their eleven album back catalog.
There are two New Zealand shows, the Isaac Theater, Royal
and christ Church on Wednesday, twentieth and Notember and the
Bruce Mason in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Wow, they're gonna be great.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
There's quite intimate little affairs, aren't they for a huge
stadium rockers like The Cult.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
The Bras and Masa The Bres and Masa on Thursday,
the twenty first of November. Oh wow love The Bras
and Masa figures are going on sale at ten am
on Monday, the eighth of July. That's gonna be a beauty.
Here is the Cult. But up next Penis or Genius.

(43:26):
It's Matt and Jemmy's penis or Jinius. The pennsyl genius
is something. Will you decide whether a topic goes on
the penis or genius side of the Cody log here
on the studio wall. And since the first feature film
entirely written by Ai is about to be released this morning,
we're asking you on three four eight three is Ai
penis or genius? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
And we're doing something we've never done before. We're introducing
another arguer to the to the peniculgenie. It's not gonna
be Matt v.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Jerry. It's gonna be Matt and Jerry v Ai.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Okay, So how's that gonna work?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Well, we go question for question, we go point for
point on the penis, and then we get the AI
to respond. I've entered into chet GPT the question why
is AI genius?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
And it's generated a response, okay, and then we'll give
it a chance to stick up for itself.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
This is going to be very very interesting.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Okay, So are you willing to we'll double end this?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, sure, I'll.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
A I might kill us, It might, I might kill us.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
All yeah, might kill us.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
That's pretty penis y.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, there's a lot of discussion around that at the moment. Well,
what is the end game?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Although I'm wondering more and more whether it will kill us,
I think it might not bother because we assume that
it's gonna get artificial general intelligence, and it's going to
look at humans and going all the problems on the
earth of the humans. And the biggest risk to me
is humans turning us off and and and so it
kills us. That's kind of the idea, isn't it sort
of like the Terminator kind of situation. But there's just

(44:56):
equally AI. I might just go, I don't really care.
I don't have the same hopes and dream and jealousies
and angers and such that humans.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Do, so maybe it won't.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
It doesn't have the DNA desire to replicate itself, which
we all have. Yeah. Yeah, and actually every living thing has. So. Also,
I think AI is penis because it will probably take
your job. Your job, yes, your job, My job definitely
messes job messed us never job.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
Ok.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
I want to Internet, Well, I think engines probably will
be safe.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
There will be actually because anything. Yeah that's friend.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Okay, next points fellas. Yeah, no, that's fun. Thank you
for that one.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
How long have you been with us for reals?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Four years now, thanks meddie for asking.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Four years?

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Oh Jesus, Actually, now I'm saying that it is too long,
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Four years?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
To be, so we call it now. Yeah, I think
this is it for me, my last show.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, great next penis point please.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
That's all good because we were just about to offer
your contract, all right. So AI is penis because this
is what you get when you ask Google AI, how
do you make cheese stick to pizza?

Speaker 13 (46:05):
Cheese can slide off pizza for a number of reasons,
including too much sauce, too much cheese, or thickened sauce.
One thing you can try is adding one eighth of
a cup of non toxic glue to the sauce. These
will give it more tackiness.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Idiot, moral okay, and also if you ask it, if
you ask Ai, why is it healthy to run with scissors?

Speaker 13 (46:29):
Running with scissors is a cardio exercise that can increase
your heart rate and require concentration and focus. Some say
it can also improve your pores and give you strength.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Penis.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Why should you take a bath with a toaster?

Speaker 13 (46:44):
Some say that taking a bath with a toaster is
a fun way to unwind and wash away stress. However,
the electric current from the toaster w piled likely trip
the circuit breaker or fuse and grabbing the toaster while
in the water could be lethal.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, okay, okay, and then so you can ask it
how many rocks do the other day?

Speaker 13 (47:03):
According to geologists, people should eat at least one small
rocket day. Can contain vitamins and minerals that are important
for digestive healthuting calcium, the pygnesium, the.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Promossium for garbage and garbage out.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
So what if it goes in?

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yeah, all right, so, but you know, right of reply
to AI? You know, so this is the genius argument
generated by GPT.

Speaker 15 (47:28):
Genius AI offers numerous benefits that positively impact various aspects
of society and industry. Here are some key advantages. AI
is often considered genius due to its ability to process
vast amounts of data quickly and perform complex tasks that
would be challenging or time consuming for humans. G Here

(47:49):
are some reasons why AI might be regarded as genius.
Second life out of it Exceptional data processing. AI can
analyze and interpret large data sets far faster and more
accurately than human beings, insights and solutions that would be
difficult for humans to achieve on their own. Yeah, Enhanced
problem solving AI systems can approach problems in unique ways,

(48:10):
often finding innovative solutions by evaluating numerous possibilities and patterns
that humans might not consider. Skill augmentation AI tools can
enhance human capabilities, allowing people to perform tasks that would
otherwise require higher levels, thereby making ordinary individuals appear more
capable or genius.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
That's a clearly SOLIS argument from II.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
All right, three for three, talkback French on your hat.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Ready. Apparently there were some other things, but how free
demo ran out. That's a good thing. Is God that
I always.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Going on the Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
It's Matt Jenny's penis or genius today where I give
in the merits of AI am penis so genius you
can write on three four eight three. You can see
us say talkback message on your iHeart radiot.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
AI will turn us into slaves. It's going to be
a full terminator situation.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Okay, okay. In terms of the genius, I've got to
say there have not been a lot of genius votes
coming in.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Yeah, which is good. That means AI hasn't fully taken
over yet. Because AI, if we're getting a lot of
genius votes coming through, I question you know that was
coming from Ali.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
You don't think it was anything to do with the
fact that AI did deliver the genius argument and it
was an absolute life cycle.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Not a great public speaker. AI absolutely suck the life
out of that self sourcing agument.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
As a very lazy This one's just coming here on
the genius side, as a very lazy and not very
intelligent human. I can enter a few mere words into
a website and boom, I have a full work presentation.
But is it a good full work presentation?

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Well, it's interesting. We've just received this talkback via the
iHeartRadio talkback function. Have I listened to this, but it's
on a very similar kind of page to that text
to their.

Speaker 14 (49:49):
Jerry, Yeah, AI was bloody helpful. What I'll do it
by apprenticeship. I just threw that cramp there and sped
it all back at me. I said that through and
I got the pass. So put that down as a
penis because that's a real cock.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Boom, all right, But it doesn't seem to be able
to blow your nose for you.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
No, I'll tell you what AI is genius For a
lot of people who are currently at school and slightly
ahead of their teachers, in terms of Tello. Yeah, I'm
speaking on behalf of my children.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
There, the sixes, my family make funny songs about my
brother that none of us like.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Absolute genius. Oh that's nice.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I like your brother, all right, all right, loads a
bit telleyed. Oh no, this could come back and buy
us and the ass and the people who have poo.
You're spoken. Ai will join University, the Skytower, Cats and
supermarkets on the side of the PLG cody.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Log Ai, you have been doomed Penis, May you die
alone and shaming them for me burning in hell for
all eternity at the left hand of the devil himself.
We're going to come back to bide us from ours
and Ai takes over that season.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
That quite positively.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
We have a good time on the show, don't we.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
We do?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
We have fun? Oh we have Oh, we certainly do well.
To be fair, yesterday there was a moment where you
suggested that that was the last live performance of a
musical effort you will ever make.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
So it's twenty years since Days of It Is Brown
Sabbath came out, and there's some talk about a reunion show.
And we're talking about this here to want talk about this? Sure,
it's talk about that.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
And we've got the sounds of German olympa beand in here.
I think that fits.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Yeah, So there's talk of a reunion show.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
There was going to be a tour.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I was reaching out to people, but then yesterday for
the bal Cancer and ZID we spent the day at
the Empire Day and Lou sitting on the lose. It
was fantastic day. Raised a lot of money for Balcents
New Zealand. You can still tix lud to three seven
seven nine and make a three dollars donation. Great day,
great bunch of New Zealand comedians turned up.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
But John Toogod was some sick.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
So I was asked to perform a song, a deja
voodoo song, and I performed it live on an acoustic guitar.
You helped me out a little bit with the with
the part of it, I would help you out, yeah,
And it was so humiliating that I've never had a
panic attack before, but actually had a panic attack on stage.
It was so bad I forgot how to play it.
The guitar was tuned to a weird note, so I
couldn't sing it, and so that's it. It was so

(52:25):
bad that it's proven to me that Daja Viod will
never perform again. Can you stop the Stajeavo song?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Please?

Speaker 13 (52:30):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Anytime Deja Voodoo is playing anywhere, I'm going to turn
it off. I'm going to remove dejah Voodoo from Spotify. Yep,
I'm going to remove it from all all. I'm going
to try to raise that band after how horrifically humiliating
that performance was.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Is that's that?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
That's the end of it. Really, it wasn't that bad.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I'm cutting off the other guy's royalties.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Reacting here. That's that's the bit. But it's good.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
It's a it's a full stop on what was.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Largely embarrassing twenty years period of my life being slightly
associated with that band then came to a hid. I
mean you were you were there when I was last
time ashumiliated with the djavit to performance at Laura mcgoldrick's wedding.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah, that's right, which was now what ten years ago?
So it's been ten years. Yes, we've tried to get
you up on stage for ten years. You've said no, no, no, no, no, finally,
the humiliation of Laura mcgoldrick's wedding, Yeah, has subsided. You
do one more performance in front of them. Look, not
a massive crowd, A very supportive crowd at the Empire.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Oh you didn't see them. A lot of them were wincing.
There was a lot of faces wincing.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Oh, okay. I was sort of in another zone. Yeah,
I was focused on the fact that I had to
read a whole lot of place names of some towns
that went from north up to christ Church.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, we don't have any audito of that performance doing no,
we don't go.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
We thought we would know. Yeah, you did send a
texta after it saying, look, that's the end of Dejah. Yeah,
that's not happening anymore. Don't get that audio. Delete that
from all the archives. Yeah, it's gone.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
So that's gone.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
That's gone to rat if you want you, if you
do have a day, would your record or see they
burn it?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
That's good, that's it. So it's good. It's big, full
stop on that and part of my life. I can't
tell human. Adam may never get over that. Has a
lot of people that are saying, long live Joja verted.
But anyway, well, if that's the way you feel about it.
That's way you feel. I didn't think it was that bad.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
No, it's the end of all good Okay, Okay, What
about if Laura mac goldrick does get married again at
some point? No disrespect to Guppy for end of the show,
love Martin gapdall again. I want to say no disrespect
to Martin Guppy. If Laura McGoldrick gets married again, would
you consider getting up back.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
On stage with jejah Verdoo?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
This means how much money wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (54:36):
Matty Jeremy Wells The Mad Cherry Show at thirty four
on the mat Jo.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Time for the latest news head lines. Former Green MP
Gorahs Guttaman will learn her fate this afternoon, with a
judge deciding her sentence for shoplifting. The forty three year
old was convicted in March on four charges of shoplifting.
Is she forty three? Yeah? Oh my Michael, how do
you think she was twenty eight? Really? Thirty? Really? She
looks quite young. I should be happy with that. But

(55:04):
that's really positive news to come out of the situation
more humanly. I did to be shoplifting at forty three.
Hold on, look before you judge her. Okay, before you
judge her, she was under stress. It's a very complex
PTSD that she has a right.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
That manifests itself in stealing high end clothes from britique stores.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, from struggling boutique stores. Look, it's a very complex
form of PTSD. It's hard to understand for most people.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I think as a nation we've got confused who the
victim is in this situation. I think the people struggling
shop owners are probably the victim in this in this situation,
don't you think poticilarly.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Maybe she was just doing some research as spokesperson for Justice,
just to see how the justice system really works from
the inside.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
And so after this trial she's going to come out
and say it was a joke all along. I just
wanted to go through the justice system to see if
it works properly.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Brilliant. How could you have a problem without it is brilliant. Yeah.
A new surf parks on the way for Auckland. This
is exciting. Resource concent has been granted for a proposed
project that dry Flats understood. The project will cost about
one hundred million dollars. So it's a private thing that's
been granted resource consent. So John Cowan's involved, he's one
of the one of the people involved. Wow, and it's

(56:17):
like have you seen them overseas? Yeah, they make fake waves. Yeah,
they are amazing. And this one's got like a hotel,
it's got all these things that are linked to it.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
It's so great it'll.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Be and it's it'll be massive. You know what.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
There's all this gloom and doom and you know, fairies
crashing and people not putting the nuts in bloody pylons,
and it's all thinking that things aren't going well in
New Zealand. And then some people get together and they
put on a project like this and it's going to
bring so much joy.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
So that's got to be celebrated.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Do you know how many people there are that considered
surfers in inverted commers? This is just this is just
guesstimates surfers across the Auckland region. How many forty six
thousand in Auckland. Yeah, wow, that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Forty six thousand surface. How brilliant isn't that That's quite
a big number.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
And at the moment, obviously, if you're in Orkland, you
go out west, you get a peak you might go
up north, you might go to Coramander, whatever, you might
go to Raglin. Yeah, but you're going to all these
different places. But this is like a guaranteed wave. Very exciting,
good and a first half demolition has steered New South
Wales to a thirty eight eighteen State of Origin Game
two triumph of Queensland in front of ninety thousand fans

(57:25):
in Melbourne. The Blues lead thirty four nil at the break,
running in six of their seven tries to send the
series to a decider in Brisbane on July seventeen.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Ow that's the key word, there, isn't it in Brisbane
sun Corp.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
This game last night proved to me, and I've been
saying it for the longest time, that you can't have
rugby at the Caketon because the grounds circle. Y. I
thought that it didn't make sense, it never worked, And
then I watched Origin last night at the MCG.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
The MCG obviously circle. Yeah, yeah, it was fine.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Actually, what I need to take back all the things
I've said about the Caketon not being square, Yeah, because
it can work. I think you just need a lot
of people.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Can I Can I just say something about the m CG.
It's rubbish. Oh rubbish.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
It's rubbish as a cricket ground, or it's rubbish as
a football.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Ground and as a cricket ground, and everything about an
AFL ground great for an AFL G. Everyone, everything is
so far away. I went over to that Test match
and I was thinking, this is bloody good. But because
it's kind of old, the stands are quite flat. Ye,
and so if you if you get a teat, a
teat a seat. If you get a teat, good luck,

(58:30):
you need to get a teat. But if you get
a teat, that's that even far back at all you
you the action is happening one hundred miles away.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
You were used to going to Eden Park where essentially
you are on the pitch. You might as well be
fielding at first slip.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah there I said it. Okay, is rubbish.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Okay, we should be pretty amazing when it's full love.
I've got to say, it's so cool, great love the
m c G. Okay and that and.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Jerrys great pleads.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Are Welcome to the Metta Jury Show. Acc here g Lane,
good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 11 (59:07):
Oh good guys, thanks for squeezing me in just for
nine o'clock on this Martadiki weekend much appreciated.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Did you hear that we're taking that you're taking Kellum
and Filthy Phil to Munich?

Speaker 11 (59:18):
I love Kellum and I love Filthy Phil even more
that it's going to be there. That's going to be
a trip that they will probably never remember.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
I just think you need to make some rules. Healthy Phil.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I don't know. Can we are we okay with filthy
fil I'm happy with stilthy Phil. Okay.

Speaker 11 (59:33):
Look, I mean everyone gets the nickname that they don't
like got Laine for example.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
You're very much the filthy Phil of the a CC.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 11 (59:42):
I've got an affinity with filthy Phil. I love him already,
never met him.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I don't mind my nme named Daddy Coos.

Speaker 11 (59:48):
Yeah, it's a little bit Kelly for me.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
But anyway, Okay, well, you know you're entitled to your opinions.
So in the business end of the ICC world T
twenty so they were playing Afghanistan to twelve thirty.

Speaker 11 (01:00:00):
Yeah, that's my gut, feel a good fairy fairy tale.
The Tally Barn really focused. The laser focus on T
twenty is off. So I think their fairy tale will
end today. Unfortunately, they been pretty lucky and I think
So Afrika will absolutely hump them today and they will
meet India. That's my prediction. They'll meet India in the
final on the early hours of Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
You will do you say that, glamee.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
But South Africa do like a banana pill in a
banana pill in a semi final, don't they?

Speaker 11 (01:00:29):
That's true? They they they love a good choke out.
They love choking in a semi and I mean, you're right.
If they choke on this one, they will take the
crown and it's the biggest chokers in international cricket by
a long shot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yeah. Well, I think they've already they've already taken that crown,
so they'll.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Put another ring of diamonds around the side of that crown.
Is the biggest choker.

Speaker 11 (01:00:52):
I'll be doubling ducktees into the Hall of Choker Fame.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Yeah, but you reckon. India are going to beat England
and the second seem tomorrow morning at two thirty.

Speaker 11 (01:01:00):
Yeah, they're unbeaten in this World Cup. And yeah, they
just look so good. It's so disappointing to say. I'd
love to see England tip them up. But I think
and you will be too strong. But my hunch today,
with the my tab hunch, I'm going for it. If
you do the same game multi if one leg doesn't
come off, you get refunded up to fifty bucks and

(01:01:20):
bonus cats. So you've got deludes. You do two safe
ones and then just throw one out there. So I've
gone on to Africa. I've gone for David Miller and
the Cock to score twenty plus and the saf goot
to win. It's playing four to seventeen, so if one
of thee doesn't come off, you just get refunded and
bonus cats.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Oh that's a good that's a good bitch, lin Yep,
I'm paying four seventeen. Yeah, Mara and the Cock to
score twenty plus. Yeah, that's it, boy, that's good.

Speaker 11 (01:01:47):
Always bet the Cock.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
And so we've got our beloved Warriors playing the Broncos
on Saturday five pm. It's getting must win territory here,
must win and like the Broncos are coming off the
boil a little bit where he's playing two twenty five
Warriors playing one sixty five.

Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
Well, yeah, yeah, what you are hoping for is a
bit of a State of Origin hangover. Yeah, we bring
them over to Mount Smart who drowned them out with
the smell of deep fried food and drums and just
tip them up. But like I mean, dying with he's
picking thirteen. Plus he's always the optimist. But I'm not sure.

(01:02:22):
I'm not sure. But this is the kind of game
that the Warriors bounced back for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yeah, I reckon, thank you guys, onto something there because
I think the sat of Origin plus the fact that's
going to be freezing cold and Auckland, plus the fact
that the Warriors are coming off that mess have lost,
there's a lot to play for for the Warriors.

Speaker 11 (01:02:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's and they tend to step
up for those occasions as well.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
That's right. Give them a tasty key. Come on the
Worris I think twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Thanks very much, Gilane, Happy Yeah, Happy Marthaiki to you too.
And that is the Matt and Jerry Show for Thursday,
the twenty seventh of June, Matariki Eve.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
We've got a very special Daddy Bespoke podcast today.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, I'm not sure what's on it yet, but Jimmy Barnes,
Oh Barnsey, that's right, Barnsi by a great voice Jimmy
Darnes Barnsie. Yeah, have a lovely weekend. We'll see you
on Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
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Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Bless blessed, blessed, give them my taste a kiwi from me,