📻 Public Hand Relief - The Radio Show

Today on the show Manaia told a disturbing story about witnessing two recent public masturbating incidents.

Plus how much does Jerry think that a 2 litre bottle of is worth? And we're joined by Jono, Ben, and Megan from The Hits!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hidachy break for show. Find the perfect gift idea and
nail Father's Day this year with Bunning's trade good money.
Welcome along to a whole new dawn on the Hurdache Breakfast, Tuesday,
the twenty sixth of August twenty twenty five. My name's
Sherry Wells. This is Menia Stuart.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, the mechanic. I've just been underneath the dice and
vacuum cleaner trying to replace the oil filters.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Is there anything this man can't do? He can spell,
he can replace dice in vacuum products, he can clear
out crap from inside a studio.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Chopstick, I could jump a bit a stick. And actually,
that's funny you mentioned that, because here's a life hack
for you guys. At six o four am. If any
of your vacuum cleaners are stuck out there, find a
pair of children's chopstick aids that a little plastic things
that sort of you can put your fingers in and
are connected in the middle. Just bang that in there
and you'll be able to pull anything you want out
of there.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
If the diceon's doing that vomvom boom boom them thing
that it does.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, first first issue diagnostically, take take the nose off?
Does it go perfectly without the nose? Year step means
there's a clog in the nose, all right, That's where
you want to get your children's chopstick trainer and just
dig right around in there.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'll tell you what if everything goes sour on the
show and radio for you, You've got a future ahead of
you and cleaning people's vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, cleaner of cleaners. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
But how good is a studio all of a sudden,
it's like Master you, thank God for you? Is that
not the right thing?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Thank God for Master You. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I don't know God, I don't think he believes in.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm sure we'll appreciate this sentiment.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
God. I think Buddha for you, Thank.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Coming out next, I've got a revelation. I've seen one
thing twice in two weeks, Yereo, It's going to shock
you to your core.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Jerry has fallen in love with a recently renovated Dyson
that wasn't working yesterday. We've found that it was clogged
at the snout and I've used a pair of children's
chopsticks to clean.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
It out and now thank you and I thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Isn't it incredible how much just vacuum the floor can change.
It feels like the inside of my brain's been vacuumed.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Your genius. It effects this dison which was causing me
all sorts of grief because it was just going. It
was spasmodic. It was a spasmodic dicent There's nothing more
annoying than a spasmodic dicenter.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
And you've always said that any listener to the podcast,
the casserole yesterday was done entirely whilst cleaning. I think
another pointless world first for Radio Hodaki as a podcast
while cleaning, and I said it on the podcast yesterday.
I'd like to think that someone was out there cleaning
while listening to us clean. So if you've got some
cleaning a head here today, there's a podcast ready made

(02:37):
for you to go and listen to you, sir.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I was just across when I was grabbing the dic
and I was across on the other side of the building,
and that's where there are some other radio stations the hits,
for example Coast with Tony Sam and Jason and I
ran into Tony and Sam from Tony, Sam and Jason
in the kitchen as I was grabbing the dison. What
are you up to? They said, you're tuning into Hosking.

(03:01):
I said, you haven't seen our studio and I won't
be doing it every day, but it needs a bit
of a vacuum anyway. They said why, and I said,
we've moved a whole lot of cramp out. We had
a fun Shwei expert in master you. And they said,
what what what's that? And I explained what it was functionally, yeah,
and well very briefly, and they said that I think
we've They said we've got a lot of negative in

(03:22):
our studio and I.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Said, we've got too much positive.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I said, who's who's causing that? And they sort of
just looked cheapishly at each other. But they want to
get a funk shuway expert to this. Everybody wants master
you nowadays.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Well he's in hot demand, isn't he. And this is
the thing, you know, when when when he came in
initially he didn't really understand what we were on about.
To be fear, I don't think we understood what we
were on about. And so he sent us a quote
for how much the consult would be and we were like, oh,
I don't think we can afford that. In fact, that
was while we were still running naked fun for the
New Good Gun, and I thought, well, the only there's

(04:02):
only one way we're going to be able to afford
to fund this, Master you, I'm afraid, and I don't
think you're going to be Could you fill up a
logging truck in the nude and then we'll be able
to pay you one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
We could have done a day's fun Shwei consultation in
the well.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I think that would have been bedd fun as well,
a flow controller in there. But anyway, someone someone else said,
someone was just text here on three four three, if
you're clear and all the stuff out of the studio,
can they have the dyceon.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
No worth thousands.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's actually the a SEC's dicing as well.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, that's reminded me slight sider shoe. He said, I
played golf with some Asian gentlemen. Yes, and they they
knew Master you. I did that, yeah, I said to him.
I said to them all, we've got to funk Shue.
I mean, it's all the race about funk Shui. I said,
we've got I got a funk sways to sort out
our studio. And they're like, oh, who did you get

(04:58):
And I said, I'm Master you and they said, oh,
very good, I'll master you.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Like they knew Master you. He's well known in the community,
well respecting the funks community, very highly respected.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
We went straight to the top. Do you think when
they pulled up to the to the te so have
any of them with their three three so three of
them and they would have had the one spot and
they would have been like, God, I hope no one
else books this. And then they go before what are
we going to talk to him about? And then you
pull up with do you guys know Master You?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
They're like yeah, it was like an immediate connection. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
We saw them at mars On on Thursday. Yeah, jumping
off for it. Incredible.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, So so look at that. Let's just look at
the studio. Feel the feel, the function.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I feel the vibe is very high.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
The only thing that we need now is what he
mentioned was curtains. We've got we need to get water
and greenery. Now, water and greenery Bunnings can sort we
can sort that out ourselves with our dear friends at Bunnings.
The curtains, I may have I may have a solution, Okay.
I went over to johnoan Ben the other day and

(06:07):
they've got floor to ceiling curtains okay. And I'm hearing
whispers that they may want to get rid of them
John and Ben and Meghan. If so fact though, maybe
we should call them and see if we can see
what they're doing with their.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Right Okay, Well, this sounds good. Maybe a swap for
something and for something.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, We've still got the drinks cabinet, there's the plush
copy of your downstairs, there's the cody log yep. I
think surely we can get something done here, Okay, otherwise
they're just going to throw them out.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Things are happening on the show. I tell you, how
are the uniforms going?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
One thing at a time?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Mate, Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Time for the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timaru. Today
is the twenty sixth of August twenty twenty five, and
on this day in sixteen eighty two, English astronomer Edmund
Halley first observes the comet named after him this is
a bit before my time, Jerry, How did that? How
was that received?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well? Funny enough? Manyah, nineteen, I'm gonna say, and this
is just off the top of my head. Nineteen eighty nine,
nineteen eighty seven, nineteen eighty six, Yeah, ninetety six. It
came by and it was a huge event in New Zealand.
It was absolutely huge, and it was the It was

(07:29):
I would describe it as a as a dry hump. Yeah,
it was a real dry hump of an exercise. When
that swung by again, it looked like a.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Little bit exciting and it didn't it grateful to get anything.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
It didn't even look like a looked like a didn't
even look like a satellite.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh really it was.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
So I was looking forward to this thing that was
just gonna who Yeah. So I'd seen paintings of it.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Like a Bruce Willis film, but you're going to see yeah, No,
it was rubbish. Sightings of that thing have been recorded
for over two thousand years, associated with significant historical events
like the Norman invasion of England in ten sixty six.
Then why then, obviously there was a sixteen eighty two sucker,
they're gonna we reckon it'll be back in twenty sixty one.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Did it come a lot closer in those days?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
It may have. I stayed with a This is going
to sound completely made up, but I stayed with a
jeweler in Wales while I was sharing our packers. This
sounds like the start of a joke. And he made
a whole series of jewelry, brooches and stuff based on
his When Howe's comment came over in nineteen eighty six,

(08:31):
he went out into his backout and communed with it.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
He talked, he communed with it, He communed with the comet.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
He had a discussion of back and forth with the
comet okay, and then he took that experience and expressed
it in the form of jewelry okay, and then sold
that jewelry.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
He what did the commet say to him?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Gave him a new name. It dubbed him the red Mole.
Okay wow, And the Red Mole was to make this
jewel and so he did and sold it. And I
don't know, I think he made quite a bit of
money off it.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
What language did the comet speak?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Either English or Welsh? Because that's all right, helly, I
think it either spoke English. I know, it's such a
fever dream. And I've got a mate who was there
with me when it happened, and every now and then
after to wring him and just Red Mole that actually
happened one of those situations. Anyway, one day we'll do

(09:26):
a deep dive on the Red Mole. Eighteen sixty six,
the installation of the first communications cable between the North
and South Island was completed after two failed intents. A
simple copper telegraph cable was laid on the seafloor from
Whites Bay, north of Blenham to Lyle Bay on Wellington's
south coast. I think the two failed intents were people
digging it up to sell the copper. Actually one of
the cables snapped because the ship pulled it too quickly.

(09:48):
I mean, this is the thing with the cook Straight
we've talked about when they were crashing the fairies and
that we like, why couldn't you just build a tunnel
or a bridge?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Too deep? Two deep currents too strong, too deep. Plus
you've got you've got issues with fault lines and all
sorts of stuff going across that cook Straight that's.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Right nineteen And the other thing is once you get
over there, you're in picked it, you know. Nineteen sixty eight,
one of the all time grades released by the Beatles.
Hey Dude, Don't make Get. The song evolved from Hey Juels,
a song Paul McCartney wrote for John Lennon's younger sister,
Oh sorry, young son. Julian Lennon left his wife Cynthia

(10:25):
for Japanese artist Yoko Owner after whom you've named your
dog Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
That's right, Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
What I would say about Hey Jude is the Nana
na na part is way deeper into the song than
you remember it. So don't don't pick it for karaoke. Yeah,
because Gelane once picked it for karaoke and made me
get up and sing with him and man, we just
ate it for three minutes where you were up on
stage just eating it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
The interesting part about the song Ringo Star, the drums
were meant to come in a lot earlier. Ringo Star
was actually on a toilet break, and so that's why
the drums come in now.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Here is.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh sorry, boys.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
He turned up after going the toilet and then sat
them and then trying to fix my das And it's
one of the great mistakes of music, because usually it's
amazing the way they kick out.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Born on this day, Mother Theresa nineteen ten to nineteen
ninety seven, Nobel Peace Prize winning missionary, born in North Macedonia. Okay,
Macaulay Culkin, she has a bit of their mother, Teresa.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'm on, Peri, you morons, come on get me, you guys,
give up thirsty for more. Someone told me that if
you watch Home Alone at the soundown, it seems like
horrific bullying of those two guys. That was two poor guys. Yeah, okay,
they are trying to steal stuff out of a house,

(11:50):
but still.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
How much were they trying to steal? That's the part
I've never understood.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Why were they so focused on that house?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Surely if you would have gone in there and there
was just anyone in the house, yep of the house
where anyway, they didn't And mcaulay Cogan forty five years
old today. Wow, Yeah, incredible, And that is the history
of yesterday. Today'smorrow, tim Maroo for Tuesday, the twenty sixth
of August twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Come out later on. Let's call the hits see if
we can grab their curtains that didn't sound right, did it.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's not as bad as what you're asking off here
about whether they mett.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Jurry in the night. The hold Key Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Is coming up after seven o'clock in about half an
hour's time, will be giving away five one hundred dollars
to someone who can call in and complete a task
as assigned by us.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah. I watched the Taskmaster episode last night. Jerry had
their friend Paksasadi on there. He the challenge was to
recreate a story from your childhood, and he told a
very heartbreaking story about when he thought he was texting
the girl that he had a crush on, Yes, but
the whole But he was actually tiing the whole basketball

(13:01):
team that he was on tour worth.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yes, so his basketball team. One of the guys on
his basketball team gave has gave their number.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Or tax him out of the blue and said, oh, hey,
it's Zoe here, that's right, and it was the name
was Yea and he and because they knew that he
had a crash on this girl, yes, And so he
thought it was two horny teenagers texting back and forth,
but actually it was one horny teenager tixing the rest
of the team. They were at a basketball tournament.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I can't think of anything.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Horrible from those guys.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
He's a very funny guy and the way he retold
the story was very funny. But there was also still
like a oh my god, I know there.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Was some sadness in there was a don't worry about that.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah. But anyway, so great episode last night. We need
to come up with another task today. Maybe retell some
childhood trauma.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Maybe Jerry and the Hotiarchy breakfast time.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
He late his sport headlines thanks for export, ult to
the beer for here form a Springbok. Joel Stransky believes
that next Saturday Eden Park test against the All Blacks
is a key milestone in South Africa's twenty twenty seven
World Cup cycle.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I can smell a radio segment, yeah, Jarls Skretsky believes.
Charles Stransky believes the tourists.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Will look to break the All Blacks fifty test unbeaten
run stretching to nineteen ninety four the moon Landing. Meanwhile,
Skipper Circlesi has been medically cleared after covering from a
knee knock that ruled him out of the second test
when over the Wallabies vaccines.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Can I ask you guys a question to ab have
put out odds for that game in twelve days time?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
What do you reckon? What do you reckon? It's going
to be sitting at sorry?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Which game again?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
The All Blacks versus South Africa Eden.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
All Blacks are dollar eighty six, South Africa two dollars five.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I think All Black's even shorter. I think all works
like a dollar forty, dollar fifty to the All Blacks
South Africa two fifty.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
That is interesting, isn't it's good value?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Dollar fifty Eden? Park Man, They won't better see fortunes
Black fans looks forward. Capel Olson Baker has been cleared
of an ankle fracture after the side's opening World Cup
went over Spain. The fans the next game is against
Japan on Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Or that could be bad because she went down in
a heap. They gave her the Green whistle, which is
the medicine that Glane cried out for when he tore
his hamstring on the slopes of Kadrona. Oh yes, And
they said, look mate, if you're in good enough frame
of mind to ask for it, you probably don't need it.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
But stopped his total for theresk.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I think they've got a rule. If you ask for it,
you're obviously sweet and you don't need it.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And consistency remains the aim for tennis player Lulu Soun
as she looks to build momentum at the US Open
in New York. The world number one sixty four is
into the second round following a three set win over
Karmela Ossior Or didn't.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
She run for president? I like calling yourself the world
number one sixty four.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
We should do that, Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
In the last two weeks, Jeremy, I have witnessed something
happened twice in public that I've never up until now
seen happen before, and it's going to shock you to
your court. In the last two weeks, I have witnessed
to public hand jobs. Excuse me, I have witnessed in
the last two weeks and actually within it within seven days,

(16:23):
actually technically in a week.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, I've witnessed to public and I have many a
question for this.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Can I just say as well, because obviously this is
an audio medium. But the look of surprise on your face,
Jeremy Wells during that during the last ten seconds, I.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Was not expecting that.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I was trying to find a more polite way to
describe that happy hand relief, hand relief, hand relief. So
hand relief is actually the same location, no, two very
different locations actually, daylight or nighttime, daylight, broad daylight both
daylight hand relief, daylight hand relief.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Daylight public hand relief.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Probably where I should have started here, daylight public hand relief.
And I've witnessed it twice. The first was an unhoused gentleman.
He was lying on his back on the side of
I believe Hodson Street on the way out of the
Auckland CBD.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Self hand relief, self hand relief, okay, so okay, I
would describe this this is like because what okay that
that's incidam here, I would describe this as as just
public masturbation.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yes, so sorry. Hand relief is probably a better way
to describe what was going on there, but hand relief nonetheless, okay.
Because initially, as I was driving up the road, I
saw a man sort of sprawled leagues of kimbo on
the sidewalk, and I thought, Jesus, this guy, okay, I
might pull over and check. As I got close to
I was like, oh, this is ok. He's breathing quite heavily,

(17:43):
his hands moving. I was like, oh, my man, Yeah,
he's well alive, he is fine.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
So where are his pants?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
They were on and but his his genes had been removed,
like just slightly down. He was wearing a black pair
of under I believe from the warehouse and his hand
was in the in his pants.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh okay, So so you didn't see it so much
as you could see the action thankfully.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
No, yeah I could. Boy, could you see the action?
That has burned into my memory?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Could he not have chosen a slightly more private spotlight?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Well, he was outside. There's like a there's an Asian
grocer there at the end of Bobson Street and they've
got a car park next door. I mean, he could
have gone a bit deeper into the car park. He
was so far out under the sidewalk that I think
his feet may have even been in the gutter.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
He's putting the gross and Asian grocer.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
He really was, And there's quite as you know, that's
how you walk to k Road, which is quite a
popular you know, shopping disc. A lot of tourists go
there and they would have been exposed to a lot
of New Zealand culture. Wow if they walked past. So
that was number one, and I thought, you know what,
I jotted it down. Maybe we'll discussed on the show.
I don't know, it's a bit it's about downstairs focused

(18:54):
for us, you know, we don't really do that kind
of stuff. But then when it happened again yesterday, I
was like, we've got to address it. Yesterday used today
involved two people. I was out for my Hot Girl walk,
which has turned into a Hot Girl run these days.
We'll talk about that later. And I went down to
a popular blazing spot down on the waterfront looks back
over to the city. There's a van parked up there,

(19:17):
and again I could see a little bit of movement
and there was no one in the front two seats
of the van. I looked and the hell and sure enough,
there's a man sort of slumped in the corner of
the front row of the backed seats. And then I
saw another arm coming across from there, and I was like,
I know exactly what this is. I've seen it far
too often in the last two weeks.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
So this one was This one was was an act
between two people. It was.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, it was a cut above as well, because it
was quite a nice van that they were in, you know,
it was it wasn't your bongo brawny, you know. It
was like, I don't even know. It might have been three,
could have been. I didn't ask it.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
But they had rows of seat, yeah, had rows of
seats and they were in the front one there and
again I would say, no, there's going to be no
judgment here.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
But just if you are going to be expressing your
affections in public, just go a little bit deeper, go
into the backseat of the van, going to the back
of the car park of the as Engrosser. Yeah, you
know what I mean. Just just feel free, enjoy the views.
Auckland has many beautiful views. To enjoy it and sometimes
they can arouse you.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Just just back yourself.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Up off the main public view. Will be my only
piece of advice.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, what would it take to just be overcome, overcome
with love and lust that you think all of a sudden,
I need to do this act right here and right now.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
In the second case, I reckon infidelity. In the first,
myth and Fetterman.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Jerry and Minight, the hold ikey breakfast, Time to.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Get on the paperwork. It's a segment on the show
where we look at the New Zealand Herald.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, that's right. Obviously, there's a lot about the Black
Ferns playing their first game over there in York against Spain.
There's a promo for a TV show. There is a
headline on the main on the front page that makes
no sense at all to me about the government doing
something to fund something else. Skip straight past that skip
skip skip skip skip skip. But this one hit me

(21:14):
between the eyes because this is something that I feel
like everyone deals with. A law student has won a
court case over speed bumps. Have you seen this through?
So a twenty year old law student's triumphed over Auckland
Transport in court with a judge rolling the installation of
three speed bumps and a raised pedestrian crossing was unlawful.

(21:35):
I love this because, first off, who cares? Why are
you like you're just our guy taking Auckland transport to court?
Second of all, how annoying speed bumps? My god, I
reckon our parking lot has the most. I think there's
sixteen speed bumps between when I drive into the building
and when I park and all it's done is destroyed

(21:56):
the shocks on the front of my Suzuki Swift.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I know that's terrible for car. So I've thought this
for the longest time. Not only terrible for cars, it's
bad for the environment. You got to slow down, you
got to speed up, so you're actually using more they
use more fuel. We're contributing to greenhouse emissions by having them.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
And then remember the other day when you took your
maiden voyage in the Suzuki Swift. Yes, a lot of
headroom we have. We ground out on that last speed bump.
That's a new speedbump. I still grind. I still bally
my car on that thing, even without you guys. It
is the largest speed bump in the Southern Hemisphere, I'm
sure of it.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I hate speedb So.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
When they first put them, invented built that parking lot,
you drive in there, there's an arm that raises. Then
there's like one speed bump or two. They've now put
rows of three speed bumps. There's two of those, and
then you drive on. Then you get to the arm.
It's like how.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Much how fast were you meant to be going down?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
How much speed could I possibly get? Up and then
hit a hairpin corner into a toll gate.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, don't get me going on ones out in West
Auckland where they're on main roads. Yeah, you're driving along
next say you know there's a speed bumpy hold on,
you can't see them, and the way you can't even
see them. No, stupid.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
How much do they actually I mean are They's a fortune?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's absolutely insane around where I love too, and they've
actually got them. They've not only got them there, they've
got chicanes, yes, but make skinny roads, narrow roads even
skinnier cause traffic issues. Stupid.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
So around Jerry's leafy suburb they've got like yeah, like
you said, it's a zigzag. It's like they set up
at military checkpoints and war zones where they'll put staggered
to two gates, so you have to zigzag around them.
Just slow down. Stupid, that's chicanery.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Over the last few years in Auckland. Yeah, I've just
seen the stats. Seven hundred speed bumps installed, ninety seven
million dollars one hundred and forty grand.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Each one hundred and forty grand.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Eat.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's such a waste of time that saved anyone's life.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Naturally.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Can they prove can they actually show any proof that
it has anyway? I went to Mike McRoberts nine questions.
Oh yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
He's asking them or answering, answering that he's answering them.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
He's answering them. What is it that you most dislike
from Mike McRoberts? Like arrogance?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah? Do you know Mike McRoberts.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Never met Mike McRoberts. Yeah, never met him. He doesn't
like you, doesn't he?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Well, I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I'm just reading between the line. He doesn't like arrogance,
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I'm hagging.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
What's on your bucket list? He'd love to walk to
Yatador one day.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Very achievable, Mike, Very achievable.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
God, that's easy. What's your idea of perfect happiness? Simple
moments of connection?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
All seems very very achievable for Mike McRoberts.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Could he say something funny? Tell him to say something entertaining.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's used to reading the news, Jerry, not not writing it.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
People want to read that. I want to see something funny, man.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I want to know how they can't afford to fix
potholes but have all the same materials to build speed bumps. Right,
it's the text are on three four A three great quick,
great point Amen, late point, Am a person.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Jurry and midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
But on Friday, the an Z donation Station's back raising
money for the Cancer Society. We've teamed up with an
Z to support the one on three keys affected by
cancer and this year we're turning the office into a
table tennis showdown for the Hodaki Table Tennis Champs. It's
all right.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
You can show your support right now by donating, Sorry,
by texting donates to three four nine three. That's not
our number, that's three four nine three to make an
instant three dollar donation of the Cancer Society. You can
also turn into an Z donation station live on iHeartRadio
on Friday, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
And midnight the holt Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
We need to come up with a new task.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yes yesterday was a good one. Yesterday Peck Society came
up with the task of someone calling in and then
getting an animal to make a noise.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, I think we were. We're hoping to go a
little bit further afield than just a dog, although I
will say that the dog we did get was very
well trained and had the speak command down. I thought
they were just gonna take a lot or something and
never good.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
Was it right?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Where the called patience wasn't it was that chaos chess innocence,
chest tody.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
What was it called virtue? I can't remember, veritas, I
don't know. We're just talking about potholes and speed bumps
before and someone's text through isn't a pothole just an
inverted speed bump? Way cheaper too? That's a great point.
Why not being potholes and instead of speed bumps in
the neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
It's true. It's funny though. People go, oh, the potholes
are really bad for people's cars and they're ruining people's
shocks and stuff, but speed bumps aren't.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, but we'll pay ninety million billion but jillion dollars
to put speed bumps, and they're doing the same thing.
I think. I think councils are in the pocket of
big shock absorbit. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Now the text here is in relation to a segment
coming up after seven o'clock as well, the Tuesday checkup
where we talk health and this big brown slim down
is for this. It's actually true. I mean that's honest.
When you and I were in that.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Swift, yeah, with Zoe and boy that we that's struggled.
I'd like to get a run up to get up
the parking lot, to get into.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
The parking God c season that cast.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
This is the thing. And because it's manual, if someone
stopped has to stop on a ramp for a speedbump,
I'm stuck there. I'm gonna get out and push the thing.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
That's the Hidary Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Jerry and Mania the Huriarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Gary and Minia.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Six to nine week days. Rude is pushing burdens and
Zoe he's cold and Judy o be.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
It's so accurate. That's exactly what's happening on the Hiderarchy
Breakfast this morning.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
It is fewer layers on Princess Layer out in studio
be this morning. No, we've still got.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Three three three three. It's eight point nine degrees outside.
I thought it's some press. Zoe. She must be weeksing
you with three layers at eight point nine degrees.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
What I know about Zoe is she will rebuild, you know.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, It's like I'm watching alone at the moment with
my family and Basically Zoe is alone there in studio,
but she's she's dealing with the cold, like the Arctic circle.
Winter's sitting in there's no food out there. She's having
to forist. She's having to make her own shelter.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's not easy, no, I know, and her hours have
been cut back. It's just it's I mean, we had
to do that to fund a promo that we did
the other day. But so it's partly our fault. But
there's plenty of like promo jackets out there and stuff
to chuck on. If she wants to go for the
five Layers. Hey, we've got five hundred dollars to give
away very shortly. Yes, well, we need to come up
with another another task to do for the Taskmaster. Do

(28:47):
you want to come up with it now or should
we do it in the next.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Why don't we do it in the next bit because
also I think we've got a lot to get through
in the next half hour. Because also we've got the
Tuesday check up.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's right, I've got an update on the Big Brown
slim Down and if it to save the shock absorbers,
on my Suzuki Swift.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
And our fun shwe journey continues, we need curtains for
the studio. We decide we've got rid of everything, people
coming and picking stuff up. Yesterday, Kevin, I want to say, Kevin.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yes, he took the marijuana tree and the children's entertainer's package.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Well did he? Because in front of me, what is
this Maniah.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
That is a soft clown nose?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
He didn't. He forgot the soft clown nose for the
children's entertainment package. So he got the clown wag. You've
got the rings? Does he want to come and pick
up this nose?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Jerry and Maniah the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
So Taskmaster New Zealand season six is on right now
if you're watching it live on TV and Z two
three episodes down, the fourth episodes tonight at seven thirty,
or you can watch it anytime you like on TV
and Z plus.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Of course, yeah, that's right. And to celebrate, we've got
five hundred dollars to give away every Monday and Tuesday.
And because today's Tuesday, we've got five hundred dollars to
give away right now. What we need is we need
five people on the line. Five callers on the line.
I hade hundred Hodaki I eight hundred four to eight
seven five if they want to try and out smart
the task master today.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, the five callers represent the five comedians who are
on the show. Bree Thomas l Pak Sosadi, Jackie Van Beek,
jack An Set and Alice Snedden are the five comedians.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Today's task is a game that I've wanted to play
with Jerry for a while, and I think this is
as good a chance as any to get it off
the mark. Now, what we want to do is the
game is you have to you have to get as
close to what you think Jerry thinks as possible. I'm
going to give him a question. I'm going to get
him to write his answer down. Five callers. Whoever's closest

(30:40):
to his answer it wins. Is the closest to the
pin competition?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes, and I think the question that you actually got
to quantify where it's priced at which place?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay, So the question Jerry for you, and I would
like you to write your answer down to prevent any
sort of infidelity. So the ord collusion collision. The question
for you, Jeremy is how much do you think a
two liter bottle of milk costs?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Okay, two lead a bottle of milk, and this is okay,
this right up, my alee.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I would like your answer to two decimal points, please, okay,
two decimal points.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
And where is the where am I buying the milk from?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Countdown?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Countdown? Okay, countdown?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Sorry, Woolworth's war Worth good point.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I did name the good point. So, and the other
one is what is it? Can we can we say anchor?
Can we can we shafely say anchor? Because there is
a difference in different types of Milk's.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
A premium brand. We're going to go anchor. Count Sorry,
Woolworth's Worth to two decimal points, two letters.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Okay. I feel like it's changing a bit at the moment,
but I'm gonna I'm gonna write I'm going to write
this down here.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
And this is an important part because a lot of
people out there that are on the line, they are
going to try and google what the actual price is,
and I want them to note that's not the answer
we're looking for. We are looking for what Jerry thinks
it costs.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yep. That's this is I've written down what I think
it costs yep.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Okay, So we're gonna this is interesting. We're gonna listen
to a one note guitar solo from Fleetwood Mac at
the end of the chain, and when we get back,
we will have five callers on the line. Oh eight
hundred Hodaki, Oh eight hundred and four to eight seven
to five, five hundred dollars on the line closest.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
To the pin.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Who can guess how much Jerry thinks a two liter
Anchor milk bottle from World Worths cost Jerry.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
And Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
So task Master New Zealand is on at the moment.
It's on TV ANDZ too. You can also watch it
on TV and Z plus. It's on tonight actually seven
point thirty.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah. I initially was like, what was it only on
on Mondays and Tuesdays? Really have enjoyed it last night
and looking forward to it again tonight.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Oh good on you and I yeah. Yeah. For people
who don't know what the show's about, it's five comedians.
I'm the task Master. Paul Williams is the task Master's
my assistant.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I thought I'm the task MANK recognize leave it or
not that as me and the five comedians have to
all do tasks and then I judge them in front
of a live.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Studio audience actually, whereas here you judge me in front
of a nose studio audience or a studio audience of one.
And that's rude. And also the other thing that it
means is if you want to, you can have one
hour and a half of Jeremy Wells on your Tuesday night.
Lucky you back to back the seven sharp. Anyway, today's
today's task if you can outsmart the taskmaster. We've got
five people on the line and we have tasked Jerry

(33:25):
with writing down how much he thinks a bottle of
milk is worth. The closest to the pin from these
five callers that are on hold right now will win
the five hundred dollars. So samandis if you'd like two
letter blue top YEP, that green top stuff yep anchor
to name a brand YEP. And it is from Woolworth's.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
It's from Walworth. And this is the interesting thing is
that people will have to work out whether I am
the type of person who has no idea how anything costs,
how much anything costs, or whether I'm the kind of
person who might know how much something costs. So this
is going to be interesting for me to work out
what people, what type of person people think I am.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yes, and that that's the interesting part of this is
we your first thingstinct, there's going to be to google
exactly what it costs. I've got it written right in
front of me. That's not the number we're looking for.
Jerry has written down how much he thinks it costs
off the top of his I.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Haven't, and I haven't. Let's just say I have not
googled it.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
No, I haven't googled it. This is the number that
I think to two decimal points, closest one. All right,
should we go to the phones?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yep, Let's go to Jack. First of all, Jack, would
you like to give us your guests? Because I'm not
going to tell you whether it's it's right or wrong yet,
but we will write down your guest Jack, all right,
what do you think? I think a two letter of milkers.

Speaker 8 (34:35):
I think that you think, Jerry, that it's around six
forty nine.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Okay, great, six forty nine. I hope the fact that
you've gone with the six forty nine sixty nine, six
forty nine for Jack? All right? God only Jet you
stay on hold, and if you've one, will come back
to you. James, Good morning, Welcome to the show. Yea,
Glas morning, James, what do you think I think a
two letter of milkers?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I'm going to run with the stock stand in five
fifty five fifty?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okay, James is five point fifty.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
That's five point five.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Steve morning, Steve.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
What boys?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
What boys?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I think you think it's about Jerry?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
You think I think it's four ninety nine?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Steve thinks? Jerry? Thanks, it's four ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
You think I think? Who thinks?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I think? Steve?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Jerry, Thanks for four ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Kylie, good morning, welcome to the show. Where are you
calling him from? Kylie? Hey, podokey, Kylie? What do you
think that I think a two little of milk is worth?
I Richard? You Richard, it's forty nine? You reckon? I
reckon it's six forty nine. Sorry, we're just.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Going to duck in underneath Jack there, who went six
forty nine? Kylie? Six twenty nine one more.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Mikey, good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
You call it number five? Mikey, what do you think
that I think a two leader of anchor milk at
Walworth's worth?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I think it's six dollars fifty.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Do you think I think it's six dollars fifty.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Okay, so we've got six forty nine, five point fifty
four ninety nine, six twenty nine and six fifty. Jerry,
what do you think a bottle of milk costs at
were Worth?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Wellm and I you can get James back on the line,
because I think a two letter of milk at will
Worth's is five dollars twenty five.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Congratulations James, James, you thought it was five fifty, really.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
And I thought it was five dollars twenty five. And
now I'm interested in what is a two leader of
milkworth at Wiworth? You want to know the actual I
want to know the actual answer.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
You were close as was James. Five dollars sixty seven
five sixty seven is the going right, James? What is
it about Jerry that made you think that that's what
he thought?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
No, I.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Was just clutching at straws.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Well, you clutched at the right straw, James, because you
won five hundred bucks. Congratulations, Oh bloody brilliant.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Thanks Lead.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
That's not a problem and you can thank task Master
New Zealand for that beauty.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Good good on you, James, Jerry DMan Knight, the Hdarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Time four, the Big Brown slim Down.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I thought this is gonna be this thing. This sounds
like my phone lump ah. Yeah, okay, so we are
weak jeez. Twenty five. Now we've now got so much
data on my weight loss that RUDA has been able
to create a graph from it that shows each of
the weights each week, and then it's generated a through line.

(37:47):
The trend, which I am happy to report is down.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
It is. It's a great it's a line graph yep.
And it has the data points as you see it,
and they are one hundred percent trending down because you
can see that red line that gone all the way
through it. Yes, but you can also steep angle.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
It is on a steep angle. But when you look
at the actual line, there is a clear plateau for
the last few weeks.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yes, And that line though is between one hundred and
twelve kgsye or just over one ten and then one
o six.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah. So but that's actually quite interesting because then I
can see if you extrapolate that out, you could see
what my pace should be and that would that might
be a good incentive for me you know, like I
know what I should weigh next week to keep on
the same trajectory. Anyway, last week one oh six point five.
We've been hovering around the one oh six point two
is one of six point fives. Basically since I got

(38:37):
back from holiday, which.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Now was a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
The lightest I've ever been on an official way and
day is one oh five point nine. We're in a
one oh five environment for one mad moment this morning,
I am one hundred and five point nine. We're in

(39:03):
one pack in a one oh five environ like the.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
One oh five environment. Man, I like this one o
five environment for you.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I've dialed it right, and I've I've peered back how
much I'm eating. I'll tell you what it was. It
was a good learning for me. That water fast that
I did a few weeks ago. I picked up a
couple of tricks off that. One is just smashed way
more water when you think you're hungry. Two is if
you're getting hungry and you're just sitting around at home,
go do something, you know, just go and get your
hands busy. Oh yeah, I think this is why people

(39:29):
put on weight when they stop smoking. They don't have
that totally things, go and do it again it myself.
And then just lastly on this on this note, I've
got a bit of advice for people out there if
they're looking to Obviously, you can't change the amount your
weigh on the spot, but you can change the how
impressed people are right on the spot. So what I've

(39:50):
noticed is people says, oh, how much you're weighing at
the moment, I say about one oh six, and they say,
what did you start it? One twelve? They got six kilos?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Man, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Now I've started telling people I was one hundred and
fifty killers. I started this good, and what it does
is reframes the situation. So I'm still the same way.
I'm still the same person standing in front of them,
but now all of a sudden they're imagining a real
bomber Laddie at the top end of the scale when
I started this, yeah, and all of a sudden it
becomes way more impressive.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
No, that's right, raise lowly expectation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
now that's exactly what you've done. That so you've lost
forty five.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Thank you. Wow, you guys, and I.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Might need that surgery that where they actually take away
bits of skills.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, probably, I probably will at some point, but you know,
just at the moment, it's about the process.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Well, I'm happy with you, and this is great in
the one oh five environment momentum. I'm seeing under a
handy now and Christmas time.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah, I am to an off scale when that I
had this week my messages went to pinch my cheek
the other day, she goes, you've got no check to
pinch anymore?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
What's your cheek?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Face?

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Still plenty of and Ni the hold Ikey breakfast, Jerry
and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
So we've cleaned the studio out. It's looking tremendous in
here so far. The only thing that we have left
to give away is the drinks trolley and cabinet, which
you can see on our Instagram story at the moment.
So if you want those either slide into the DMS
because the text because is it cool as as wears?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
What about the pog Cody log, the penis Ulgenius Cody log.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
That we may need to circle back to because there's
been there's been there's been a couple of inquiries from within,
Oh yeah, from within, Dolly from out the office wants it.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Well, we tried to give it to man Heath yesterday
and he said I want.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
He said he didn't want it. He said he didn't
want it, but then he said he wanted the stereo
that was in here. But it still said look anyway,
so everything's out of here, just the drink's cabinet and trollie.
They are a bundle as as were as if you
want them to get in touch. What we need now
is to put the stuff in that master. You told
us what we need, and to that end, we need
some curtains. Now. I've had a breakthrough, fellers, and I've

(42:02):
found a set of curtains in the building. Okay, that
would fit our studio.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Is they are over at John O, Ben and Meghan's
studio over at the Hits. I've a little booties told
me that they're trying to get rid of them, So
I reckon we give them a belt and see if
we can't get them off their hands.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
And let's see that now, Hello the Hits, Good morning,
This is Radio Haddocke.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Oh hello Jeremain, good morning Maniah, Good morning fellas.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
How's it all going.

Speaker 9 (42:35):
We're doing really well now we understand there's a bit
of a negotiation on the cards. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Look, we've we've conducted a six monthly review here at
the station and as part of that, we've got to
functue expert in Master you. And one of the issues
with our studio is there's too much positive energy coming
in from outside via the glass walls. Right to that end,
we need a new set of curtains. I came over
the other day to see where you guys got yours from,

(43:04):
and I understand that you may not be having yours
for much longer.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Is that right?

Speaker 9 (43:09):
That's the discussions going on now. You're coming back to
the positive energy. Is that outside and inside the studio
or inside the studio? How's the energy negative or positive?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It comes from the outside being it comes from the
outside in. And then what happens is you're looking for
a balance between the positive and the negative. According to
Master You anyway, so there's a lot of positive coming
in and then we've got to try and balance it
out somehow.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
So surely that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Surely positive energy pouring in through the windows is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Will just be more positive in the.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Studio now, too much positivity, as you guys well know
is a bad thing, right, you just wander around with
a creepy smile on your face. Exactly.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Okay, so you're looking for curtains now, we did. Yeah,
we sid them an eye the other day. We were
looking to offload the curtains. But it's kind of like
a kid, you know, when the brother or sister gets
the toy you didn't really want, and now you're like, well,
maybe I do want that toy after all.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Okay, So what do you guys want in return for
the curtains.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Well, what can you offer?

Speaker 9 (44:06):
Like, can we get thirty minutes on seven sharp one evening?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Like that would be That would be costly. But we
do have things which area we could We've got things
to swap because we're obviously getting rid of a lot
of the stuff out of our studio. Yeah. For example,
we've got a plushy, fluffy version representation of my downstairs operation,
which we're attempting to give away. We've also got the

(44:30):
PLG Cody log, the Penis or Genius Cody log, which
used to be fixed to the wall of the studio
segment that we ran on the show for for ten years.
We've been trying to find a home for that.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
That's got a lot of stuff engraved on the front
of it. But again, it is wood, so you can
just send that off. You've got a hardwood table.

Speaker 8 (44:46):
Okay, it feels like you're just offering just a whole
bunch of stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
That you want to get rid of. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I do you like plushy toy?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah? I think Megan, I think you'd like it particularly.
We've also got an intern, Zoe. We can give you
some of our hours a German trafficker.

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Okay, well how about you give us twenty four hours,
We'll have a little discussion and we'll come back to
here tomorrow same time. How does that sound brilliant?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
That's what I like about you guys, your decision makers.

Speaker 9 (45:13):
Can we But what about the dimensions of the cursaons?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Does anyone forget you know, affect to that?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
And because it sounds like the problem not problem.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I'm sure we can see the dimensions. You can got
them to speak if you'd like.

Speaker 9 (45:29):
Are we going to meet like in the car park,
like Facebook, marketplace or something like that?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I reckon we meet reception because it's halfway between you
and Okay.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Do you need the rails too?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yes? We do. Yeah, we need everything. Yeah, and if
you've got any money, would like that as well for.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
A log of wood and a yeah, I quite enlighten
the sound of Jeremy's downstairs. I'm quite, I'm surious. All right,
all right, we'll talk to you guys tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Jerry and the night I keep kissed.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Time for the hecky Breakfast Mastermink.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Christmas anthems, but Kevin from Papakuta,
a six foot two men who lost his luggage in Thailand,
couldn't take him the prize. So today we've got two
hundred dollars to give away. Jack Bot's fifty dollars every
day we don't ever win. And since today we found
out that Jerry thinks a bottle of two liter blue
Top milk from Woolworth's was worth five dollars twenty five,

(46:24):
Today's Mastermind topic is milk.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Good morning, Steve from easter Walking and welcome to the show, Hettygan.
Good thanks Steve. You work in the marine industry, Yes, Steve.
It says here that you act like a twenty year
old even as a fifty year old.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
I try, I try to. Yeah, I've got to.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Be careful because there are kids probably in the cabin.
I just want to dip my toe into this and
know why and what ways do you act like a
twenty year old as a fifty year old.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Well, I think I can't accept the fact that I'm
sort of mid fifties and and my mother was always
telling me the grolla, and I just just can't do it.
Just never did good. I was worried when Jerry asked
that question. But you've handled it like a pro.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
And there's no one in the car.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
They were all good, oh good, Not on yours, Steve.
I'm told that it's your birthday. Yes, it is happy birthday, birthday.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
We would love to give you two hundred dollars for
your birthday, absolutely, but.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
You do You've got forty I think you're gonna do it, Steve,
forty five seconds, five questions. You can pass it anytime.
If we screw it up, you get the money. Steve's right, audio.
Should we get into the first question? All right? Question one?
Which company sparked the nationwide shortage of their chocolate milk

(47:41):
in twenty fourteen? Here no, which cooperative is owned by
over ten thousand New zealandiry farmers. Oh anchor, which country
is the largest milk producer globally? Which three leaded flavored

(48:03):
milk brand has been operating since the nineteen eighties. Yes, Ah,
Which Egyptian queen likely took baths in donkey or goat milk?

Speaker 9 (48:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Clear Petla correct?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Which companies back the nationwide shortage of their chocolate milk
in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Oh well, it was unlucky. It was unlucky. So it
was Lewis Road Creamery. They had the man. People lost
their minds in twenty fourteen for that stuff. Fonterra is
owned by over ten thousand New Zealand dairy farmers. India.
India is the largest milk producer globally.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Oh, milk and goats?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Oh yeah, I suppose the three leaved, three lettered flavored
milk brand is called ZIP.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That was great and of course, oh yeah you remember zapp.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I do remember that?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Still going delicious?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Unlucky, unlucky Steve, Look, I think Birthday's failure, but never mind,
carry on anyway, Thanks for having no good to talk
to here, Steve. If you think you can do better
than Steve, make sure that you give us a call tomorrow.
We will be up to two hundred and fifty dollars
if you believe that.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yes, coming up after eight o'clock. Nothing but nineties countdown
continues at number four hundred.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Jerry and Min The Hodarchy Breakfast. Jerry and Night The
Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
It's timey later sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra the
Bear for Hair for the details have emerged surrounding Rabbit
O's hocker Brandon Smith's charges of drug supply and disclosing
inside knowledge for betting. Channel nine reports Psmith attempted to
buy drugs for his then Roosters teammates during a golf
trip in June. The gambling allegation relates to his first

(49:55):
game with South Sydney, where he's reported to have provided
a drug supply with information on the team lineup. Oh again,
that's weird. Former teammate Cameron Smith admits he's surprised and sad.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, well, what else is he going to say? As
if they're going to go to Kemsmith is yeah, no,
I knew, you know.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Can we be honest about this though? I mean, so
what He's gone and bought some drugs for his mates
on a golf trip. It's not that bad. And then
he's provided some information, but he's not he's not actually
changed the outcome of the game.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
It's not match fixing. Nah, that's not the allegation.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Of low level stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Well, yeah, I reckon, live and live your again.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I mean, you can not allowed to do it. I
get that, no, no, And then obviously the NRL I've
got to say now you can't do it, and they'll
come down hard on them. And you know, but come on,
if we all are honest about ourselves, is it that bad?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Well, look, Jerry, it sort of seems to me like
you're leaking information about the lineup of the show to
people that are gambling on ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I've been leaking it for years.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
And every morning actually it had us five Zoe asked
us what's coming up on the show, and then she
puts it up online?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Shall we down hard on it?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
That's inside a bedding Because I know a lot of
people are taking that screenshot of the Instagram story straight
to the tab I reckon. Yeah. I've heard that there
are some clandestine bookies out there running odds on whether
someone will win Mastermind or not today. You know what,
I mean. And if I find out that you're out
there playing mastermind and you're throwing it on purpose to

(51:22):
win a sidebit, there'll be no recourse because I can't
do anything, but I'll put it in the headlines.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Former South African first five Joel Stransky says, expect the
Springboks to pepp at the All Blacks with high balls
and Eden Park on September six. What's new there following
New Zealand struggles in the air during their Rugby Championship
loss to Argentina and Buena saddis your Blacks will defend
a fifty test thirty one year unbeaten record at Eden Park.

(51:48):
And except that that's going to be a good game.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Are we overdoing the high balls thing a little bit?
I feel like I've heard nothing but high balls analysis
for the last forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
We've never been great under the high ball. That's never,
But who is?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
What do you do Africa?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I think are South Africa great under the high ball?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Well? This is the thing that shorties. I reckon. No
one's I reckon. No one's good under the high ball.
That's why run does it.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Back in the day, Australia used to be quite good
because of all the AFL.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah right, but it's absolutely cast. That's why you kick
a midfield bomb up. It's just like, let's see what
happens here. Yeah, and I don't know, So what are
we gonna do? Just go and catch a bunch of
high balls between now next weekend and see how we go?
Is that what we do?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I don't know. A police investigation is underwear on Cycling's
tour of Spain see should be the Tour de Espanols
after eighteen bikes worth an estimated half a million dollars
were stolen from the vis malise A Bike Mechanics truck.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Chick chick trade me.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, I think well, so apparently none of the New
Zealander's bikes were stolen.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, suspicious chick trade me. Type in flash bike and
see if half a million of them show up.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Jerry Edmundi the hold Ikey Breakfast number three.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Hundred ninety five on our Nothing but Nineties Countdown thanks
to super Leka.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I've had a birthday since that song started.

Speaker 9 (53:06):
That was long.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
That was that was outrageous, nine sixteen. Yeah, someone of me,
here's a role for that in commercial radio. Anything longer
than three minutes roll.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Someone didn't vote for that song because they send in
a message here on three for three, send that back
to the nineties. Cheers.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Well, that's what we are doing this week.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
It was released in nineteen ninety seven from the album
be Here Now, which was Oasis Difficult third studio album.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah, tough to do, Tough to Do, the third album.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
The video for the song is an homage to the
Beatles Yellow Submarine, well hold on the Oasis and homage
to the Beatles.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Every song Movie wrote was Beatles revetve you reckon absolutely one.
You don't like Oasis, No, I don't like Oasis. I
ever liked the Oasis Brave Stance.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I really don't. I mean, I don't hate them, but
I don't like them like them.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
I've gone through a renaissance on Oasis recently.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
A lot of ways. I've always thought, yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I like these songs, but just recently I've taken a
bit of a deep drive, and I'll be honest, I
actually really enjoyed the last nine minutes and second I
was bopping along over here. You might not have noticed
because you guys, gas bag gas bag about the show
and I'm listening to the music because it's a music countdown.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Well, I mean, the thing is, I understand why people
like Oasis. I get it. I totally get it. The
popular songs they chord progression kind of goes where you
want it to go. It feels right.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
But basic but derivative like Lyrica lyrically. I mean, come on,
texta on three for eight three. Can't believe MOGGI flu
to the other side of the world to hear that
I'm with that extra I'm totally so. That song ran
for nine minutes thirty eight seconds, making it the longest
single to top the UK single charts. Is that right?

(54:49):
The Nana Nas by themselves, either of the song go
for two minutes sifty three is too long for nan
na Nas. Yeah, that's longer than most songs we play
on the station. Noel and Liam Gallagher's then wives, Meg
Matthew and Patsy kids that sing backup vocals.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Well, that's the best thing about the song.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Well, is that why they broke up?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Quite possibly potentially? Thanks very much for listening to the
show today, And that is the Hidache Breakfast. The Nothing
But Nineties Countdown will continue at number three hundred and
ninety four.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah, that's right. Podcasts out of eleven, make sure that
you download those or listen to them or do whatever
see in a movie you deal with podcasts.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
The Hodache Breakfast Show with Funning's trade, Nail Father's Day
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