"Random, Irrelevant Shit" - The Radio Highlights July 31

Today on the radio show, the boys celebrate New Zealand's first Olympic medal, and Jerry has a question regarding car wash etiquette...  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mad and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time for practice Twit Matt Heath and Jeremy with
Mash as well.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
On Radio HOLDERKI. Good morning, welcome along to the Mad
and Jerry Shows. We just have the thirty first of
July twenty twenty four and we've just been watching the
New Zealand women seven's playing Canada in the final im
the gold medal match from Star de France and.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
We're finally on the medal table.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Well, there's fifty five seconds to go and it looks
like we're going to nineteen twelve ahead. All right, again,
we're not quite there at the stage.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's terrible. Actually, yeah, good point. I shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I m have jinxed us shies, don't drink us whatever
you do. But yeah, finally it looks.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Like that New Zealand have have made their way onto
the military.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes, they've been given a scrum feed with just thirty
one seconds to go, so that at a hit in
nineteen twelve. That looks like that we're going to take gold.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It was a crazy game though, because we went into
the break down two tries to one. Yeah, yes, and
there we go, Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Thank goodness, all right, coming out this morning a shoplifting
seagull called Steve. And you may remember this from the
Mantin Jerry Show in the past and Dorset Stephen Stephen Cigar, Yeah, Stephen.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Segu There we go.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
So just moments ago and New Zealans go black to
black goldman again.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
They're supreme stevenside when's goals? They've beat Canada nineteen twelve,
too good in Tokyo, perfect in Paris. New Zealand win gold.
They're first of these Olympic Games.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Was it a mistake when he said they go black
to black? Did he mean back to back? Or is
that a pun? I think he's I think he's written
it down. He's written that down.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I'm pretty sure that's not a mistake.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
But they haven't gone black to black. They've gone back
to back anyway. Great moment for New Zealand. Great team,
once in a generation. Seven teen.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yes, so Sarah hid a he the captain. Of course.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
People said she couldn't, she couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
She was injured. She is a pretty amazing comeback from
her injury. Actually, and then she led the team. I know,
she's an inspirational leader. And the coach was like, now
I'm going to back Sarah and she's going to be
the one. She's going to lead us all the way.
And she she did. She did it well.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Ended up being quite a match actually, because Canada were
in there. They did a lot better than I thought
they were going to do. I remember Fiji last year,
last Olympics, Fiji in that final.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, that's right, that was close. That was close. Well,
this one was pretty close to close moment.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
We were on our line in the last five minutes.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
But in the end, I think Stacey Wiker, MICHAELA.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Blythe she scored. Oh my god, she's got a hell
of a step on.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Her, Yeah she is. She's such a strong runner. Yeah,
she's got beautiful balance. And in the end, I think
we just had too many stars. They all stepped up.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah. It's kind of like, you feel like we could
have beaten them by a lot more, but we've still
beat them. Yeah, but they were never gonna beat us.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
They had to play very very well.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
We got a yellow card at one point, and you know,
we were playing with sex. So anyway, so we're on
the table finding with the gold. Yeah, we don't muck around.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
And North Korea's on the table as well. Oh good,
they got one.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Wow, so kew and Rational Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
So like happening in the Olympics over night, of course,
the going backwards, the sitting down going forwards and he's
sitting down going sideways on a boat with a sail.
Sports are coming up and Isaac McCarty and Will McKenzie,
they call them the Double mac Attack, McCarty and mackenzie.

(04:02):
In the men's skiff, they've moved from first to third,
but they're still in there.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
The macas.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, the mcadeck macadeck and Joe Leigh and Molly meach
have delivered a first, second and a third and races seven,
eight and nine. And the women's skiff just off the
coast of Marseilles there to move from nineteenth to eighth.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Overall, when does that turn into a medal? Good question
seems to go for ages. There's lots of rounds, isn't there.
It's really hard to know, And then sometimes you come
to the last round and you don't even have to
win to get the goal. But those lady sevens, how good,
so good, so good to be on the table. I
was getting creeping anxiety that we weren't going to get

(04:42):
any medals of this Olympics.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well we've got some, okay. So yesterday as well, of
course we had Emma, twig and Twiger Macintosh.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Twiggy very good.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Twiggy and Macca Tom Mack. They came first in their
quarter finals for the single skull, both of them, so
they're looking good.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Twiggy's got to be a chance. I'll be a piece
of cake.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
But Matten, Matten Gee, mash Pressus Burton's with his hand
for Mader.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Coming up after these six thirty news head guy headlines.
You may remember a seagull called Stephen in Dorset that
was stealing chips. Do you remember this in the Wonderful
World years ago?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Mates, Stephen seagull.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
That's right, Stephen Sigal So Stephen's been outed again.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Stephen was still with us.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Stephen is still with us, still with us and stealing chips. Yeah,
still with using chips.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
What's the life of a seagull? I've heard about the
life span seagull. I thought it would think was that long.
I kind of hoped it's a good.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Long What do you reckon? I'm going to guess, and
I'm going to say, I'm going to say eight years.
I had like three for some reason.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, I know why I say, ate you never both
the oldest knowing all seagull, yes, lived to thirty four
years old.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
What is that? What is an ordinary one?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's common for a seagull to live the twenty nine years. Oh,
seagulls can vary even within species, the youngest, the less
long living. The least long living ones live fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Okay, so they're around for a while. A Hey, the
interesting thing is that you mind that.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's actually just blow my mind. I didn't think he
goes with that old. Average lifespan for a seagull in
New Zealand around twenty years what y yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Okay, you know the black bat gal So you know
you have your standard seagull with the red nose, you
know the ones that make that horrific noise. Yeah, they
sit around beaches and stuff, squawking. And you know the
black bat gull, the bigger one, yeah, the native one.
Yeah that well, actually they're both noted, but the bigger one.
That the interesting thing about that is that the babies,
the juveniles, they are the gray Motley ones.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, they look like old old ones. Yes they're gray.
It's a real Benjamin Button situation, isn't it with seagulls.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
And then they go black back later on they become
black and white, the big ones. But yeah, they start
off the juveniles. They actually the gray ones. That's in
my mind, isn't that Just absolutely fascinated. What a wonderful
world we live in, absolute useholes. Those seagulls. It's cherry
and pal Yes, it's cherry. It's cherry and be mass.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Jeremy Be, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
The Maiden Cherry Show, Succirety on the Mat and Jerry Show.
Time for the latest news headlines. The Black Ferns have
won New Zealand's first gold medal of the Olympic Games.
The women's seven side have beaten Canada nineteen twelve and.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Your Zeilans go black to black goldment again they're supreme
seven side. When's goals?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
They went back to back But I'm still not quite
getting that, but a great moment for New Zealand. Had
good to be on the table, how good to be
on the table.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Finally, the government's long promise tax cuts come into effect today.
Three point five million Kiwiks will receive an income tax
cut at their next pay. In another Olympic action, the
murky situation surrounding whether triathlete should swim in the river
sen continues. The event has been postponed until tonight, but
it is E Coli dependent. Men's and women's double skulls

(08:18):
crews are through to their aspective rowing finals. Go Kiwi
and Finn Butcher has qualified for the semis of the
K one canoe Salem in his debut Games. Wow, we
are now sitting fifteenth equal on the medal table after
our one gold this morning in the sevens.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
So we've got one. Yep, yet we've got one. So
Japan and number one with seven.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Remarkable. Japan are having the Golden Games.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
They certainly are. They've had thirteen and totally got China,
then France and Australia. You're back down to six before
you get the United States coming in there. You'd think
they'd be doing better than that, wouldn't yea. But good news.
North Korea have won their first Olympic medal in eight
years with the table tennis silver, so good news for
kmjo on.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Hong Kong also are doing well because anybody remember who
wins a gold in Hong Kong? What was it one
point three million? Yeah, they get one point three million,
that one too. And of course Kazakhstan, you win a
three bedroom apartment, a two bedroom apartment if you're silver,
in a one bedroom apartment if you get bronze.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
So Kazakhstan they've got one gold and one bronze. So
that's one three bridge and apartment and one one bridgroom apartment.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Go Kiwi. We've got some I got some events coming
up there today tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's going to be raining Medals, Raining Kiwi Bronze, Silver
and goals, Whack and Black.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast, The Wonderful World of.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
A Shoplifting Seagull.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
You might remember this particular seagull. We will you talking
about this in the Wonderful World six years ago. Matthew
and Stephen Seagull or Steven Cigar as he's known, is
still at it. He's still shoplifting indoorser.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
He comes in.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Whenever you open the door, Stephen comes in and he
steals chips. He's very, very focused on chips and then
he bugs off with the chip packet.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
I'm not super familiar with steven Sgal so what was
he doing last time?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Was just the same thing. But he's just been doing
it for a few years now. Yeah, as a central
store in White Regis and Dorset. Sure, and yeah he
comes and he sneaks and steal bags of chips.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
He's been doing it for about six years, hasn't he.
But we found out recently that seagulls can live to
thirty four years. In the average age of a seagull,
average life's mate of a seagull crime climate like New Zealand,
the average age of a seagull about twenty seagull. We
call it a seagull, and.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
He's in another seagull a seagull, And I know that
you're calling it a seagull because of Stephen seagullgar, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Just trying to get it closer to make it work
with the nicknames.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Seven sag would be better if the if Stephen the
Seagull stoles cigars. Stephen Cigar.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Manager Stuart Harmer said, trying to explain to you the
power we shit be that I've got stock loss because
of a seagull. He then get your bloody go.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
If you nose shut, then he'll bangy his beak on
the door to open it.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
And boys apparently posted signs at the store asking customers.

Speaker 9 (11:26):
To please clozey door behind you to keep our region
in shop lift you're out.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Harmer said, the feathered fellon shows a preference for barbecue
bee fleavorship.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
He likes barbecue beef.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
So he tried replacing this spot on the shelf with
spicy chips to see if they could Steven's appetite, but
did not. He was still going for the spicy ships.

Speaker 8 (11:50):
I'm going to ask you, this thing is quite smart.
Have we not been giving a seagulls enough credit over
the last kind of you know, hundred years.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Because these guys have obviously twenty years experience.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
Can you develop some kind of obviously what he's doing?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, they are. They've learned to live within the urban environment.
Some birds, some lame birds like the useless birds, have
been absolutely overrun by humans. But the really smart ones thrive, yes,
in the urban environment, on our scraps.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Like a gallas bose. Although I've heard some rubbish that
seagulls are endangered in New Zealand. I'm sure I've read
that somewhere that's fear. Yeah, what a load of rubbish
there is.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
There is some guy in tiny little shorts with a
swander and a mess of beard walking around making stuff up.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I know, I know everywhere. Although interesting, we're just talking
about seagulls earlier on and seagulls. When anyone's seen a
seagull nest anyone, I've never seen a seagull.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Do you want to know where seagulls sleep?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Where?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
On the ground and groups or on roofs, and groups
look for each other out nests. Well, they do this
because they've got to put the eggs down. They can
put those nests everywhere. But that's not then well you
know it's birds don't go back to their nest and
this their nesting. Yeah, you know, otherwise they just if
they don't, if they don't have eggs, they just sleep
when they sleep.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Bro Yeah, I never seen the sea.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
You might see you might see one on a gutter,
some guttering.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
Anyway, I've just been under a smoothing seagulls my whole life.
I look at seagulls a completely different way now.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Anyway, he's a question. Does that woman's seven's gold put
us at the top of the per capita middle table.
We'll look into that and get back to you. I
Went Black to Black.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
And that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
This text came in just moments ago. How does that
gold this morning that we won in the sevens and
the women's sevens? If you've just joined us, we've won
a gold in the woman's sevens, How does that gold
put us in terms of the per capita medal table?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I think it puts us on top because we've got one,
and as Abaijan has got one, but they've got eleven
million people. Okay, Stan twenty million people they've got they've
got one, so we're better than the m Yes, Japan
has seven gold medals, but they've got more than seven
times their population. China forget about forget about it. China

(14:13):
six six gold medals.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
France are doing well, they've got five golds. No, but
we're good there.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
We've got sixty sixty million people.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Australia with their five golds, thirty million in Australia thirty
five thirty Australia. No, because that's still six, so that's
six million. We're still here.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I think I think they've got twenty five million. In
Australia got twenty six million, yeah, twenty seve So we're
still good there, We're still good.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, because at five five times, what have they got?
Five golds? Five times five five million, five point one million,
five point two million. So no, no, they're sweet there, we're sweet.
We're just under five now, okay in yeah, South Korea?
How many people in South Korea? I'm going to say
sixty eighty million.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Eighty Yep, we're sweet there. United States, no worries, Great, Britain,
no worries. Tari they've got two, got sweet the candidate
Hong Kong. Sweet. Germany.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, I tell you the only number one on the year,
the only issue that we're going to have Slovenia. Yep,
so they've got one gold.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Companies sitting at fifteen Slovenia. How many people two point
one million Slovenia on top Serbia? How many people on Serbia?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Just no veg Djokovic. I think, I reckon we've the one.
There's there's so much in New Zealand. Is it Serbia?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Serbia? The population.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
There? You go?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
So there we go number one.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Okay, Well, what where.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeh Selvenia just PEPs us on the capital.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
Middle in terms of the all time middles pook capita.
If you boys are wondering, do you know what? Who's
coming into number one? The Bahamas apparently.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
One on the golds and the running too.

Speaker 8 (15:56):
You got hungry Finland, You've got third, Sweden takes out fourth,
and and then little old en Z takes out number
five and the.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Sweden. I thought Sweden had like about forty million people.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
They got fourteen point sixty five golds. Apparently you taking
into account Winter Olympics. I don't know you're taking into
account Winter Olympics. What's wrong with that? We're not taking
into it. We don't care about the Winter Olympics. Racist.
Winter Olympics is rubbish. I quite like the Winter Olympic
all right.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Anyway, it's raining gold to New Zealand with one gold
that I'd just say, it's just sort of it's been
a light shower of gold to your light shower of gold.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's a light golden shower.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
There you go, there you get nice, just a quick
golden shower and out. Nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
If that's what you like, then that and Jerry Show
podcast coming up after seven o'clock. I have got a
question for the group and it involves car washes. That
was involved in another wash club situation yesterday.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh all the watch club was that time that you
made love where you were going through the car wash
you joined the wash Light Club.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
It wasn't quite. It wasn't like like it's hard to
make love and a car and a car wash unless
you got to really push the seats down and get
in the boat. But look, there was an act.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
There was an amorous act.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
There was an act, an act of Can I just
call it this an act of an act of genuine
fiction and love? All right?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Sort of a groping Okay, thanks very much, I won't
have it.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I won't have the tone love it here. It was
a genuine act of passion.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
It's been a couple of years as we've spoken about
the wash club. So the wash club was that the
idea that you you you'd become part of the wash club,
like you become part of the Mile High Club or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Right, yeah, okay, right, So during the cycle, you're going
through the car wash, and if you can get a
don amot, because you know, you lose control of your
car gets on the on the sliders. Sure, yeah, and
people can't see.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
D No, that's right. The roller door comes down at
the front. Roller door comes down at the back, and
there's your opportunity.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
And so how long you're reckoning?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
You've got about I say nine minutes. I mean, I'm
not counting, but I'd say nine minutes seconds.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Plenty of time. But of course, since we were talking
about the wasash club, a brand of car washers have
opened up called the wash Clubs. You get the wash
clubs in Hamilton that is specifically designed for this.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah. Well, I wasn't trying to enter the wash club yesterday,
but I was trying to enter the car wash. And
and there's a piece of etiquette that I want to
that I want to put to the group, and I
want to say, is this an okay thing to do
in terms of who are you trying to ender? No,
I don't worry. I wasn't trying to end anyone.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I was trying to enter the actual car wash in
the drive in the driveway. So we'll talk about that
after seven. Also, Matt, you want to talk about blind tests, Yeah,
and how they make us better?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah? Absolutely, After the Supreme Pie Awards last night. What
a great fixture. It was too fantastic. So we have
a new Supreme Pie Award winner. Will announce who that is.
And of course we've got our first gold in the
Olympics thanks to the Black Fans.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast and that and Jerry
Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Breakfast Showing deal ducky.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
Oh, I'm glad it's fast, and Jeremy, glad it's fast
and Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Because everyone is this morning on the mountain jerwiyshards. We
didn't stay the thirty fist. It's the last day of July.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, jeepers, creepers, Gee whiz wow. Do you feel like
a better person now that New Zealand's won a gold
medal at the Olympics? You feel better? You feel better
as a nation? Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I do feel better? But I don't know if it's
got to do with the fact that we won gold
or whether I went to the Piewards last night. Are
you and was a part of the celebration of pie
and everything that is in that room. I every year
I walk away from the Pie Woods and it just
makes me feel full and it might not fall like
physically faul not in my guards, although I was actually

(19:50):
foul because I had a mid some steak and cheese
by the time I left. But I just love the
vibe in that room. I love the fact that you
have bakers oftentimes who are New New Zealanders, have come
to New Zealand as immigrants and then they've come over here,
they've worked really, really hard. They've they've perfected the art
of making something that's a CULTURALI like on in New Zealand,

(20:11):
and then they've added to the culture of New Zealand.
And then and we celebrate them.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh my god, it's so it's so wholesome.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
It's so such a good feeling.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's just celebrating hard work and just these families that
work so hard get up on stage and you can
see how hard they work, and they've created this excellence.
They've they've created a thing of excellence and they're getting
celebrated for it. I mean, it's it's it's it's the
best of humanity.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
It totally is. It's such a good awards at a
time when every other awards has become annoying and political
and stupid, and that remains a bastion of common sense
and decency.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
What's the best thing is the last thing people consider
when they give awards out in most awards.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Now totally and Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I had a conundrum yesterday and it involved a car wash.
You know, one of those car washes where you drive
on you know, it's you drive into the drive and
you put your code and you go into the into
the inside of the of the shop petrol station. You
get a little piece of paper white your code, and
drive and the doors come down and you make love
though one of those one of those carbos hang on.

(21:19):
So I was by myself and I wasn't going to
make love to myself. No, I wasn't going to make
love to myself.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
You can't wrestle anyone up in the the servo like this,
the Servo Tuch shop.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
There were slim pickings in there. To be honest, I
did have a lot, but there were slim pickings. You know,
I want to come through the car. I got my
car wash ticket, I went and paid for my twenty
five dollars works super super washed or whatever it was.
What's the difference between the super wash and the normal.

(21:51):
There's no there's no differences. It's just more expensive. But anyway,
I went to the version as you should, so I'm
there and then and then when I went back, I
realized that someone so I'd parked in the fore court yep,
and the parking area of the fore court to go
into the shop, and then I realized that someone had

(22:12):
parked their car. When I drive my car into the
car wash area, I realized someone had parked their car
up in there. And then walked back to get the
ticket from and to buy the car wash from inside
the shop.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
They bagged the car wash. It's like when someone walks
into a cafe and puts sometimes as little as just
their keys on a table. Yeah. And then and then
that's supposedly theirs. Yes, when everyone else has to go
up and get assigned the table.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, So what's the etiquette there? I felt. I felt
like they had done something. I then had to wait
for them. So I'm second, and I'm I came in
behind the car, and I'm like, this car's got no
one in it, and I'm sitting there waiting. The wash
is empty. The car wash is empty, and I'm sitting
there waiting while the person goes in and gets a
ticket and comes back out. I mean, I thought you've
got to buy your ticket. Once you've got your ticket,

(23:03):
that puts you in the queue to go into the
car She don't put your car in the queue and
then go and get your ticket.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
So does your ticket?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, the ticket is the key to the queue. It's
not actually where you are in that physically when you
purchase the ticket.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Jerry, the yeah, is that what you're saying? The morally
right thing to do is to park in an assigned
car park. Yes, go and get the ticket and then
take your place, drive over and use it. Anything else
is just trying to screw over someone. You know, you're
just trying to get in there because because you're in

(23:35):
there already.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
I know I was there ready to go, and this
person wasn't there because they hadn't even bought their thing.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Mate, you don't never cod. You don't have to get
out of the queue. You don't need a coad to
go through to get out of the queue.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
Okay, Well, then a f one point devil's advocate. So
did she just drive into the into the car wash,
probably thinking that she noticed that there was no one
in there. She probably didn't realize it was someone behind
her sex and she thought you said she sexist.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Actually it's very good at looking in all directions.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
When you said she, and then so she drove in
and then sixist.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
No, you said she at the beginning of the story,
Jerry find the tape runner sixest.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Okay, mate, it was actually a heat. Oh well, what
did you say?

Speaker 7 (24:14):
She?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Don't think I did say she? What did you said they?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
What did you have to ginder the sixest from me?

Speaker 11 (24:19):
Then?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Isn't it really?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I don't think Gina's relevant to the story. So yeah,
morally right, you were Oh, thank you, I thought so.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
So I just got on the horn. So when they
came back, I just got on the horn. I just
sat on that horn.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
And then you went through the car washing and got
on horning it just sat on it.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
At what point did you make love? I did not
make love. I was not in the moon making love.
After that was she? Honey?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
It was a big night last night that the fire awoke.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
She was a heap.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
A little bit of feedback from my car wash conundrum
that I had yesterday where someone went and parked their
car and the car wash queue without actually get the
ticket to get the code, so they blocked it essentially
from me. I'd already got my code and I was
coming around, and the next thing you know, I was
being blocked by some doodoos and they're getting his code.
I gave him, gave him the evils, gave him the horn.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
But still and then I think about this, Jerry, we
do it gets So he's just gone, you know what,
I'm going to reserve my spot in the car washing,
then go get my ticket and then come back.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
To the car. Yeah, so how does the how does
the car wash work? Was it? Can you can just
do that? Can you? Can you park in the car wash?
I don't get my car wash. It's got a kind
of a driveway that goes around to it. Oh bizarre. Yeah.
But anyway, it turns out that it felt wrong to me.
I felt wrong. I thought, this is not right. Here's
someone his car wash qu I've had that done twice

(25:42):
in the last few months. One bloke was chowing down
on a steak and cheese pipe inside reading the paper.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
His car was there with his car just blocking the
car wash.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Man. Okay, that guy needs to be arrested.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
That guy's scarm.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Wow, Okay, there's a level of a titlement there that
is next level. If someone says very common use absolute
tip rats disgusting to play of ignorance slash arrogance. I
don't know about ignorance. I think arrogance absolutely. But I
think that person thinks that they're getting one over, that
they that they've kind of found a bit of a hack.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, they've hacked life. They'll crack the code. Now you
just park up there, then you go and get your code,
and then you've got the next space. You don't have
to wait for the person that's set you in front
of you buying the code. You could get into a
fight though, from doing that, can't you? But what about you?
What do you think about people that walk into a cafe,
right and it's not a it's not a self like
not a cafe, a cafe where you buy things up

(26:39):
at the counter. They don't come around, walk into the cafe,
put all this stuff on the table, yes, and then
go up to the counter and get their stuff. What
do you think about that? Can you bag a table
or do you have to go up to the counter
and then find your table once you've got the food.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I think that's a little bit more of a gray area.
I don't know actually what the answer is there, because
I feel like I've done both. I feel like I've
done that, so like I've begged begs the table before.
Sometimes I'll send a person off. I'll be like, kids,
you're going sit on the table, I'll go and get
I'll go and order.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
So what's the minimum amount of stuff you have to
put on the table to bags that can? Can it
just be a car key or do you need to
put a jacket over the back of the cheer a
bag A couple of a couple of kids? Like, how
much does it take to begs a table?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I mean, I think the deposit of car keys and
phone is fear because I mean someone could swipe them. Yeah,
so that's a safety deposit, really, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
In terms of the cow wash, I think it's just
if you can't beat them and join them situation Jerry,
I wish I had, But we'll just start doing it
if everyone's doing it.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Our society or quarter bits we go with that, mashing
our society or affordabits The.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Do you know what my mate GeV told me about
that bikini? You know Princess Ladz bikini.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Oh that we're talking about today. Yeah, there was it,
two hundred ninety seven thousand.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yet the bikini Princess La was wearing when she was
chained to Jabba the Heart and Jabba's Palace and it's
got sold a turn of the jeddy. Yeah, that wasn't
the bikini. What do you mean he's that's not the bikini.
The actual bikini is in part of a Star Wars
collection that travels the world. That's the that's the that's

(28:26):
the double bikini. You know. I'm saying that it was
the doubles bikini because for wide shots and such, the
doubles bikini. Okay, so it wasn't it was It wasn't
on Carry Fisher, that one. That one never touched Carrie Fisher.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Okay, does that matter? Yes, jeriod definitely doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I think the one that was actually on Carrie Fisher
in the film.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Is there something wrong with us as humans that there's
a difference between that that was exactly the same design.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I was wondering why it was so cheap at a
mere three hundred thousand order. Okay, So because that's not
the actual actual bikini.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
Do you let me put it into perpective for a while. Ago,
I tried to purchase the underwear that Brenda McCullum was
wearing when he scored a three hundred at the basin. Yeh,
no offense too. I don't know, let's just name it
another person in this team.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Guppy. Yeah, it was there. Not as successful that day is.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
But if I get if I get Guppies underwear, look,
it's exciting, but it's not when he was exciting as
is undies.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Mate. I got a five pack of Nathan mccullums undies
for about ten bucks, did you Yeah, it's not quite
the same.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
He wore in a T twenty get Zimbabwe.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
But why is it different?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
What do you mean? Why is it different?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I mean it's quite weird. We are weird.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Humans are weird that we look at something and go
that has that's worth three hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Jerry. Picture a dinner party around in my house. We
finished dinner, we finished dessert. I say, Jeremy, would you
like another drink? And go yes? And I say, want
to take it downstairs?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Excuse me? Why was it down would we be taking
it downstairs?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
You take?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Is it just to tell you, would I be rubbing
dessert around your downstairs?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Just let's hear me out and I go, and you go,
what's downstairs? I said, the actual bikini that Princess layah
War and Return of the Jedi. You'd be down those
stairs faster than a rat up a tail pipe.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Why would you keep it downstairs in my area where
my imaginary area where I keep memorabilia.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I'm a memorabilia. But you know what I'm saying. That's why,
because because it would be exciting for you to be
around at my house and me to say, you know,
I've got something that I've just bought, and you go,
what is it? Come downstairs and I'll show you. I'll
take you down. I've got a full display with a
massive jebber. Well, maybe it's just in one of those
sort of rugby shirt kind of glass case class case.

(30:43):
And then I said, that's it. It's the one from
Return to Jedi. You'd go wow. But then if I said,
but to be honest, it's actually the one that the
Double wore.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I'll be I can't see all right? Yeah, yeah, no,
that's that's that's fair.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I mean, do you wash it?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
So in that situation if it is the one that
Carrie Fisher say woree, is it worth more because it
has her essence on it? This is getting problem. You
know her DNA. I don't know brucekin Cells, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera. I'm not saying anything under water here,
but you know it, does that make a difference? Do
you wash those things?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
I wouldn't want it to have been through a tumble dryer.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I'm landing on the shovel. Yeah, I'd want to be
very quiet in this conversation. Then and Jerry Show podcast,
we're just talking about Princess Leia's bikini, her gold bikini
from Return of the Jedi, which sold for tur hundred
and ninety seven thousand dollars at auction. It's not actually
her original one.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I've just heard from the mate Gav that there's actually
three of those bikinis floating around. I know there's three.
So there's one of three. So there's there's the one
that Carrie Fisher was wearing. Yep, there's one that a
double was wearing, and there was a spear. I think
they've sold the spear for two hundred and seventy thousand Okay,
the spear bikini.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
That's why it's such a low price. I did think
it was not a lot of money. Yeah, because I mean,
as it comes to some Bengals and stuff, it's a
lot of money.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
But it's not a lot of money for one of
the most iconic bikinis of our time. I mean, they'd
be right up with that one from James Bond. What's
the name coming out of the water?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Oh yeah, octopusy? Is she octopusy?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
No? Jesus no Goldfinger no, Jesus no. No.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Well, let's just wrap this conversation quick. All right, We're
going to come back with who.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Is the James Bond bikini person? Urslar Calson?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
No, did she do? It?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Was a honey Rider ninety sixty two and doctor.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
No is a sky sports commentation. I'm confused. Anyway, she came.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Out of the water in a white cotton bikini with
a knife.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Okay, this is an offious situation coming up later in
the show. Why are Australia so good at swimming?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Good question.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
There's some research which is which has been done into this,
and I can tell you the five reasons that Australia
is good swamming.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Okay, I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
I'll surprise you.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Actually, would it kill you to tell us the five
reasons why we're so good at Woman's sevens or rugby?
Keep it local, mate, because we just won the gold mate,
We're doing that after eight.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Matty Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Set seven thirty three on the ju Show Time for
Lads's Headlines with the watchers and warnings remain over large
parts of the Country's rain and snow continue. Met Service
warns to expect heavy rain, snow and severe gales for
parts of the South Island throughout today. An Italian pastry
chef who invented terrible excuse me, and an Italian pastry

(33:38):
chef who invented Terrible Sue has died. It's rumored Roberto
ling Linguao lingu Lingua made the dessert by accident by
dropping mask, a pony and a bowl of sugar and eggs,
ladyfingers soaked and espresso. Later added he was eighty one.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
So you're talking about terrama suit, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't think you make such a bad one. It's been
called the terrible suit.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
The terrible It's just an absolute me I.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Don't think I've ever had one. It's like the greatest
thing that you can ever have. The more alcohol soaked
it is, the better. What's the thing like tiram assou
that's you get in there and it's really Alcoholly. It's
called something else someone on know three four eight threats
kind of in that park. Trifle trifles, trifle. Yeah, it's
like a It's like a fancy pantsy trifle that does

(34:30):
to trifle. Man, if I see a terramasou on a
menu at a restaurant, it's very hard for your disorder.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Where do you, guys sit on an eaten miss? Hard too,
but sit on an eaten miss? Where do you sit
on aneath and miss? It was like an eaten miss,
I don't know, miss No's and eating mess. Just a
whole lot of crap shocked in to a bowl and then.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Like an Ambrosier type thing. Now looking at it like it.
It's got fruit and cream and.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Food creme yogurt, yeah, sugar, but a biskitty crap in there,
just chucking it in a bit of meringue.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Did a pie at the Supreme Pie Awards last night
that we were at There was a pie with a
funny name that won.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
It was a sticky date pudding, yeah, but it.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Was something about it. It was like a ruptured sticky
date pudding.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
The details a ruptured sticky date that doesn't sound good.
It was something that I'm not eating that I laughed.
And New Zealand has stormed onto the metal table on person,
would you say stormed onto or sort of sort of
limped its way onto.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
You were a bit later arriving on the medals table
and the Canadians they they worried us a little bit.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
So the woman's even speaking Canada nineteen twelve at these
start of France.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
How big is the crowd for the Lady sevens? The
whole stud of France absolutely ramsh It looked incredible emotional
scenes at the end. Yeah. So they also won gold
in Tokyo three years ago. You think Olympics happened every
four years, don't you know? Tokyo late? So it was
only three years ago, okay, mate, Pretty cool with that fig.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
So it was the Bakl Supreme Pie Awards last night,
the Night of Nights, The Night of Knights. It's a
huge night where pies from all around New Zealand are
judged by judges for a couple of weeks and then
there are categories, eleven categories.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Of pie pie.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It's all blind testing, so nobody knows who made what pie.
And in the end each category has a gold, silver
and a bronze and then oftentimes are highly commended as well.
And so you win your category and every gold pie.
So that's one and its category then goes up against
all the other gold pies for what's called the Supreme
Pie Award and one judge, one well, one pie is

(36:54):
judged supreme over all other pies every year and it's
our great pleasure to welcome up Allen Thompson from the
Rangura Bakery who has taken out the Supreme Pie Ward
for twenty twenty four. Thank you with what pie? Arleen?
What pie did you create?

Speaker 11 (37:14):
It's a slow cooked Sumatran beef pie with smoky cheese,
sauce and caramelized onion.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
When did you create this pie last year?

Speaker 6 (37:23):
I'm just kidding. There was a build up coming to this.

Speaker 11 (37:28):
Month of the pie competition is July, so we started
brainstorming months months a.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Week from that, Yeah, and we got asked this question.
So you've you know, the bakery is open today and
you've got pies for everyone.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Oh, yes, we're ready.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
How many pies have you made for today?

Speaker 6 (37:48):
For today?

Speaker 11 (37:49):
Yeah, I think it's about one thousan two hundred.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, all right, so I get to the rung Or
Bakery if you're anywhere near it. Oh, it's one thousand
and two the best pie in the unavailable for you.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
And I think the weather hasn't been so good down
there with so it'll be a nice particularly the slow
cooks and matstyle bic. So how long have you been
making pies for.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Elenk I would say about nearly fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Okay, and when did you realize that you had a
little bit of a gift for it?

Speaker 11 (38:22):
After I finished my baking course in Er. It opens
a lot of opportunities for me going back to work
with Ringer Bakery as new product developer. I've always wanted
good quality, high end flavors to be put out there,
although my strongest point will be on pastries and cakes,

(38:45):
but anything that is creative, innovative would have I got
one to topico with it. So that's where I thought
I can put these ideas together into something not just spies.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, well it's interesting in New Zealand because Cambodians have
done incredibly well in the baking sector in New Zealand.
Patrick Lamb obviously an inspiration I know for you. But
I'm listening to your exent and I'm thinking you're not Cambodian.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
No, I'm not from the Philippines.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yes, right, okay. And so was there a culture of
pastry making and piemaking in the Philippines.

Speaker 11 (39:19):
No, not at all.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
It's cakes and breads.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Right right, okay, but you bring you bring the pastry knowledge.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Yes, I bring the pastry knowledge and the flavor.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
We're just lucky that we works.

Speaker 11 (39:34):
At team in the beakery and we have this incredible
beakers who is really specialized in the pastry and I'm
still learning from him. So it's a team evert it's
not just one man's show.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's such a sensational thing. Congratulations. I mean
you have produced the Supreme Pire Award for twenty twenty four.
It's a huge honor in New Zealand. It's a great thing.
So it's so nice to have you. I'm so closed
for you and I'm so pleased for your success.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Thanks you great speech last night as well. Get to
the ring or a bakery and get yourself the best
pie in New Zealand, the Supreme Pie.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Thanks for coming in, Thank you for having us.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I'm being a big celebration last night. So thank you
very much beginning up early and coming in and chatting
to us.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Blea show, The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The Matt
and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Is it will immatin? Jy? Is it real?

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Immaten?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Cherry Time? Is it real?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Imagin Jy?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Is it really? Imadten?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Jerry time?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Did your company this morning? On this the last day
of July and twenty twenty fourth means it's the last
day of beer and potulo? Ah?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Tragic? What a great beer and pie July it has been.
I've eaten a few pies and a few too many
pies as well. You had two last night? Actually, yes,
so yeah. I actually when I got home after the
Supreme Pie Awards, I obviously went upstairs for a bit
because there was a truck. There was a trail of
crumbs all the way up the stairs up to thought

(41:15):
I'd get home and watch the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Ah, did you? Yeah? And then you fell asleep watching
your Olympics.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, cat, yeah, I'll go on my suit sixy oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
So as there's a golden shower that's occurred over there
in Paris with the New Zealand sevens, the women's team.
This is what happened this morning, and.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
You're zevens go black to black goldman again. They're supreme
seven side.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
When's goals?

Speaker 5 (41:43):
They beat Canada nineteen twelve. Too good in Tokyo, perfect
in Paris. New Zealand win gold. They're first of these
Olympic games.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Woo.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
The man who called that game, Elliot Smith, joins us
now on the line, Good morning, Elliott. Have you calmed
down after that? No?

Speaker 12 (42:00):
But there was still absolutely pumping. What a final, boys,
it was an absolute cracker.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
How did you feel going into halftime? It looked like
we made a terrible mistake.

Speaker 12 (42:09):
Oh, it looked like Canada had been offloaded the drone
footage from the football. They knew exactly what plays that
New Zealand are going to run. The New Zealing just
didn't have an answer for them.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
At half time.

Speaker 12 (42:20):
It was like, well they knocked over earlier last night
France they beat Australia early in the day. It was
going to be three boilovers from the Canadian team, but
New Zealand sort of trusted them. Second half, they were
much better and took advantage and brought the gold medal home.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
The thing I noticed, Elliott was though that all pusha
Woodman was possibly lucky not to get a yellow card.
There was she took out that player and the kick off,
there were a couple of a couple of penalties that
went against New Zealand. We did our best to try
and let them back in the game.

Speaker 12 (42:53):
Yeah, it wasn't a gold medal discipline performance, was it
from New Zealand. They considered a number of penalties and
it looked like that was going to take the game
away from them. I had the heart in the mouth
when push and woman took that player out. It was
lucky it was only a penalty because she had already
been yellow carter and the first time I was like, oh,
she's going to get red carter in her final game
of his seventh career. It's a llustroous career. She's scored

(43:15):
tries for fun. She was the player of the decade
in sevens. In twenty twenty. It was going to end
horribly for her and maybe a silver medal, but credit
to the teammates, they rally found a way through and
the smiling assassin Stacey Waker scored the winning try.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah, we were stuck on our line for a while,
just halfing it around, freaking me out. But fantastic win Fiji.
That the final against in Tokyo against Fiji was that
was probably more of a heart stopper than the one
this morning.

Speaker 12 (43:45):
That went to Golden Point, didn't it and they only
scored quite deep in there. They got a bit shell
shocked I think in Tokyo and didn't find a way
throwing in the final. It was just a bit calmer
cool heads. I mean they're playing in thirty one thirty
two degrees of temperature in the middle of the Paris
evening as well tonight. But call heads prevailed, maybe after
a few deep breaths, and they managed to find a

(44:06):
way and unfortunately it didn't quite end up into Golden
Point because I don't know that New Zealand could have
handled it. I could have handled it, or maybe the
New Zealand seven scene themselves could have handled that.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Seven's comment out at Elliott Smith. Would you say that
looking across at that particular sevens team, is that a
once in a generation sort of a side. I mean,
you've got Stacy Waka, You've got MICHAELA. Blythe, You've got
the leadership of Sarah Hiddony, You've got Porsche Woodman. Will
we ever see a team like this again?

Speaker 12 (44:35):
I don't know, and it may only become apparent of
a few years time. Jerry like, yeah, we look back
at that all black team that won the back to
back World Cups, and we certainly appreciated it at the time,
but it's only now in the reflection in the review
mirror that we go that was an all time great team.
But I think you're right. I think you look at
michaeleb lyed Waker, Porsha Woodman, hit Any. These are all

(44:56):
time players for New Zealand and are still very developed
being sport and we are. We won't see a couple
of them, certainly at Olympic level again, maybe more and
maybe you know, these greats of the game, we might
go in full years time. Boy Wei sh had some
of those players still around. I can't underline how much
these are all time great of the sevens game men

(45:17):
or womans that we saw this morning, maybe played for
the last time, but you know, delivered the goods when
it mattered.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, well they're good. The Black fans have put us
at number two on the per per capita table at Slovenia.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
That's right. Thank you so much for your time, Elliott Smith.
Go and enjoy your golden shower over there in Paris.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Excuse me, I don't think that's what you meant to say.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
The question has been asked, why are Australia so good
at swimming?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, they're very, very good in the pool, aren't they.
Every bloody Olympics they're up there on the podium so far.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I mean, hasn't been a great Olympics for them in
the all, to be honest, so I for they won
three goals and three silvers in the pool.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's still still still lot. It's good, but it's nothing
like when the thorpedo was an action. So they've got
the thorpedo in action is quite something. Yeah, thorpedo.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I think that the thort pedo might still be an action,
but that's different. You're a big fan of the Pedo.
You went deep into the Thorpedo a couple of days ago.
Ian Thorpe. Yeah, yeah, broadcasting team for the Aussies. Yeah,
the most decorated Australian swimmer of all time.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
What about Daniel Loader though, you can't forget our boy
Daniel Loader.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Loader's great.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Loader, he's great.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
But I mean in terms of international success, you know,
take out. I mean Loader obviously our most successful swimming Yeah,
in one of our most decorated Olympians. But when you
look at the Thorpedoes record, oh my goodness me.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, but Phelps weeeze all over.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Phelps weeeze all over. I think Thorpedo's next.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Anyway, So why Australians so good in the pool? Got
some answers with the social media.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yeah, so apparently someone someone chucked out. Next and then
the reply, the first reply that came in from Masshes
girl friend laws, we are literally girt by Sea.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, it's in the national anthem Australians that so joys
for we are we're going and the toil our home
is girt by Sea.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Gert, it's Gert. I thought it was good.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
So it's goot. I mean, you don't say that much
anymore to you? So surrounded by yeah, yeah, but it's
so yeah, it's surrounded. We we're girt by sea as well.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
We're totally girt by sea. Happened on about it. We're
more girt by sea than them.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
We've got tops as well.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, swimming that Yeah, I don't know. I mean our
seas out we're girt by much cold to sea. Yeah,
that's true, girt by a warmer sea. We've got a
few rips operationals. Well, that's not great. They actually they
have great beaches in Australia.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Going to give it to them nothing someone else has
said nothing does more for our nation's speed in the
water than a coastline infestated with.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, and that that's true. More sharks in Australia than
New Zealand. So you have to swim fast, Yeah you do. Sorry,
even an Australian can't. Even the thorpedo can't swim away
from a shark.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Peter shark. I'd like to see backing the shark. I'd
like to say that race. It would be high stakes race.
Put you put thorpedo in, does the thorpedo get to
jump into the pool and the because they will be
unfeit of the sharks if they get thrown in after him.
Does a thorpedo start on the blocks? That's what I
want to on the blocks and the sharks are in

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the pool and see who gets the other side.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
And you cut a glass You put a glass petition
down the middle of the pool so the shark can't
eat the thorpedo. No, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Jennifer on Twitter, Oh, jenn Knee. Twitter has said their
ancestors were training to escape the penal.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Colonel Jennifer, you can't say that.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
What's a penal colony?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Penal colony?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Will with you downstairs?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
No, not a penal like that. It's that's where it's
like a you know, a prison column. Okay, penal colony.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
So these are silly answers. Anyone got a sensible one,
and someone said.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Oh, yes, this one sensible one of our prime minister's
and now everyrun's paranoid.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
One of their promniss dedrow. Yeah, Harold Holt, Harold Holt
went down Jesus, that's right. And the final comments will
sign that. Harold Holt begs to differ. So there's differing
opinions on whether Harold Holts helped or hindered the swimming
swimming ability of the nation. Yeah, okay, so that's why
is it? Yeah? But why are we so good at
woman's sevens? It's a question we girt by rugby fields.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
As good by fields.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
That really there's a lot of fields. We've got a
lot of fields.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Here's a white stripes on the Mountain Jerry Show. That
was a piece of crap.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah, well the Rubbers Break that was.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I'm a little bit concerned that we might have defamed
Ozzie swimming sensation in thought. When we call them the thorpedo,
there's a lot of techs coming through. It's like a torpedo.
I think people are concentrating too much on the second
part of the sentence. We're not suggesting in any way
at all. No, Ian Thorpe is the thorp pedo. Absolutely,

(50:07):
it's not. It's a torpedo the water. His name is
Ian Thorpe like that, Well that comes out of the submarine,
the Thorpe pedo.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
No torpedo's but look, yes, he's the he's the Thorpe pedo.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
No, you're getting it wrong anyway. Let's just say that
for all those people of text. But you can understand
because people they think we've been running them down, but
we haven't. We've been actually running the Great New Zealander,
great great New Zealander speed through the water like an
underwater missile.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
That's right, like a torpedo. Is a thort pedo like
a torpedo.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
The gap is your problem. This is the gap that
you're leaving and just if you can run it on.
I think it's the gap that you're leaving jew that's
causing the problems.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Okay, I'll work on that. I'll work on that. There
was a third of the Texas on three for three.
Also think it's relating to something else.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
And it's also not that, No, the downstairs got nothing
to do with the operation Ben.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
It's just to do with how he traveled through the water.
I thought it was something to do with that as well.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Is that maybe it might be so anyway, apologize apologies
to Ian Thorpe and his family and anyone we hurt.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
It's a great news Inland day.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yeah, okay, for not only was that last break rubbish
in content, and it also started a whole controversy that
could be career ending for everyone, which is also rubbish.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Madden Jerry Show, Radio.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Radio, Jack Kids Plus, Slashing Mad Jerumy, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
The Maiden Cherry Show, Hey Pretty Too.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
On the matin Jewish Show Time for the latest news headlines.
Tax cuts for around three point five million kiwis today,
adding a little extra cash into pockets. The cuts rained
from four dollars fifty a week for low income earners
to around forty five dollars a week for a sole
parent with two kids.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Okay, what do I get? What do I get?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
I don't know. I can't tell you that parent. Have
you got two kids?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I've got two kids?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Oh on, there you go?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Forty five bucks a week? Okay, all right, okay, all right.
I'm not a soul parent, I'm co parent. How much
will I get co parent?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Forty five dollars? Forty five dollars a week?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Sweet?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I hope you're giving it away to charity.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I certainly am.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
I hope you are well, because that's what you've got
to do. When someone asks you what you do with
your money, you've got to say that, do you? Yep?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Okay, you do.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Arleen Thompson I become that's against the wall. Don't do that.
I go to be inflationary. Okay, that's inflationary. Arleen Thompson
has become the first South Island baker to win the
annual Supreme Pie Award. Yeah, the rang you or a
baker one for her slow cooked Simatra style beef pie
with Carameiz doing in.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's a beef riend dang, isn't it. It is, basically,
which is something I've been looking for in a pie
for a very long time. Oh yeah, So if you're
anywhere near the ranging or a bakery and you're a
big fan of it, aren't you? It's it's a great
It's in that big fancy building, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
That's right opposite the warehouse they're done in.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
Of course I grew up in Kypoy just left well,
just right on the map of Orda, so it's kind
of ingrained into me.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I not like them, but it felt really good this morning. Yeah.
North Canterbury winner. Yeah yeah, Kyle Poys are staying on.
You dare say such things Kai in terms of North
Canterbury settlements?

Speaker 8 (53:26):
Okay, well then what's ambly? Oh god, it's like the
Dirty Sister.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
What what's a dirty sister, dirty sister, the dirty sister,
the dirty.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Poor cousin, dirty sister. You never heard of that.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
No, I've never heard of a dirty sister.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
You've got the poor cousin.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
You've got the dirty sister and the black sheep.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah is that you?

Speaker 7 (53:45):
You?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I don't know what is cust? Cust sitting?

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Get out with cust and back to back gold for
the women's sevens. The Black fan and sevens have defeated
Canada nineteen twelve at the Stard de France. He's here
first medal of the Games. Meanwhile, a promising start from
Games debutone Finn Butcher in the k one hau Salem.

Speaker 13 (54:07):
Now put your guts into it side to get to
the line. Away he goes Fenn Butcher eighty six three
five leads that will progress into the semi finals without
a doubt.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Wow, there you go, Finn Butcher. Butcher finished seventh of
the twenty to advance to the semi final. Sand as
we're saying before, we are now number two on the
per capita medal tables after Slovenia.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Yeah, Slovenia, this text throw on three for three kaipoy
absolute shithole. Get out of that text. He'll probably be
from there.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
To be.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
We just received this text on three for it three.
You guys have never spoken so much random, irrelevant shittness. Okay,
as you have today. Oh, great work, great New Zealander.
But after that, because I was just going to talk
about Twiggy from Butt Rogers What's up Buck? But that
after we've been called out for being random and irrelevant,
that would be too far. And that's on the back
of a twig, it's not random. And in the twig

(55:09):
doing very well on the single skulls. She's a real
medal chance of course. Yeah, one of the greatest. Yeah,
so it's totally relevant. We to to line her up
with a TV show from nineteen eighty yeah, Buck Rogers
the twenty fifth century, which had a roebot called Twiggy.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Yeah, what's up Buck? Well, dub Buck. He had a
really deep voice, piece of gig book. His is a
little sort of a short sort of a thing.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
But what was the thing that hung around his nick?
That was doctor Phil the doctor theopusis why was he
around his nick? Because he didn't have legs. That was
just a super brain that hung around like a Nicklas
around as neck. He is super brain because Twiggy, Yeah,
it's useless, useless robot.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
It was more of a friend.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
It was more of a friend than sort of kind
of a you know, hype man piece of gig book.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah, he didn't really help at all. He's a like
C three po C three p O doesn't help? What
a three? What a bug? Muck?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
And the reprogram so he doesn't have to go like that.
That was some Well, all these twiggies are.

Speaker 11 (56:22):
What a bummer?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Why did he speak like Max from heart to heart?
It's the same voice, isn't it. He looks like his head.
I've got to say I hate to say it, but
Twiggy's head looks like a bounstairs operation.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
This person says, I'll be heading to Rangora to get
a pie, the Supreme Pie Award winner, and I'll be
going from Christin. I'll be going via Sheffield just to
avoid Kaye points I get out of it, sixt eat
it something mess your hotel.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
Sucks to yourself a favor Swinging to black Horlls purchased
something nice. Head up to the local library, beautiful new library,
sant the earthquake. It's lovely stuff. Get yourself a coffee
at the local and make a day of it. Cole By,
it's with the day truck.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, this is a good point.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Someone you're hammering from the text machine from what I
said about C three Po.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yeah, because I was going to say C three Po
is a transport muppet. He's actually a protocol droid C
three PO.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I know, Jerry, he does useless, but he was.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Made by Anakin strangely, and then then Anakin couldn't even
remember him later on when he ran into him.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Stupid.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
There's some major logic flaws going on. Yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
He needs to go.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
A piece of gig book.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast concerned about Kayapoi.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Kai Boy is the home of Evacuate drill bit manufacturing,
exporting millions monthly, which makes sense why mash is a
small boring tool. He's not a small boring tool. He's
a big boring tool.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
He has a small boring tool like boring, as in
you know boring and up the pois get yourself to
the Kaipoi Club for two times Lambshanks twenty seven dollars.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Love for Kaipoy fifty the Mountain Jerry Show. So Golden
Shower over in Paris this morning with the women's sevens
having defeated Canada for the gold medal in sevens, which
is great. We're on the table. Everyone, let's listen to
the moment. Oh sorry, I haven't prepped this moment. Here
we go. Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (58:14):
And you're sevens go black to black gold medal again.
They're supreme seven side, win's goals. They beat Canada nineteen
twelve two good in Tokyo, perfect in Paris, New Zealand,
win gold. They're first of these Olympic Games.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
And you're probably thinking it doesn't seem like four years
ago when they last won gold and Olympics. You're probably
thinking that, and that's because the Olympics were delayed a
year for COVID and it was only three years ago
that they won it in Tokyo.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Don't you know so much? You're so proud of yourself
with your little fact there, with your little Olympics fact.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Well, we're on the table when we're now number two
on the per capita table with one medal, only Slevenia Slovnia.
Slovnia Slovenia only the near ahead.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Of US, not to be confused with Slovakia. Yeah, that's
another place, Slovakia, not even on the on the on
it all. No per per capita, we're second, second, we're second.
So what's coming up today? So much so much the
slalom that actually that's just been finished. That's the men's
slalom K one okay, so that we're actually looking okay
there later on tonight at eight pm, so now it's

(59:22):
it's now nighttime in France, so there's gonna be nothing
all day obviously, and then at eight pm, which is
morning time and France, we've got there something that you
and I know you're a big fan of Matt and
that's the individual drissage equestrian right where a horse goes
around and guy really punishes his balls on the back
of a horse, so that does a weird thing. Goes

(59:42):
sideways and try.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Get the whips out, but not they so they do
the whipping around the back. Yeah, and they come out
and then they prants around like they're scared of the
whip boy, jumping up and down with their feet. Is
that that I love? It's with the top end.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Or whatever it's. They go sideways and then they do
the little the flying changes. Yep, that's fascinating stuff. And
then of course the men's football, which has been completed,
the first round has being completed today, the rowing, the
men's Coxless Peer. Did they really not have downstairs?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
No? I think you're misunderstanding.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Yeah, have we got that many.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Work? No, it's not. No, that's immature of you to
to think go to that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Like those guys for rowing, considering they don't have a downside.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
No grower, no, no, no, Jerry, grow up and be better? Okay?
And did you mention Finn Butler a promising start from
the game's debutante Finn Butler and the K one canoe slalom.
You're talking about Coxless Peer? What about him? Have you
mentioned him?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Is here coxaws Peer as well?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
No? No, he's a he's in the K one canoe slam?

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Right? Sorry?

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
What about the seventh of the twenty to advance of
the semi finals.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
The women's lightweight double skulls, that is later on at
nine thirty four semi finals. We're looking good their PM
here the women have run when the one rugby the
sailing's being completed, there's a bit of swimming. Later on
tonight nine twenty are the men's two hundred meters backstroke
and the Trithon. Now, who knows whether the trithon is

(01:01:10):
going to run or not. You've got you've got to
feel for Hayden Wild. He doesn't even know whether it's
going to happen or not because of the muck that's
in the sin.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Yeah, there's Ekoli and the sin. So there's a possible
that you're going to run a jew Ethlon instead of
a triathlon. If they can't go by Friday with the
pollution in the Seine, then the triathon will become a
jew Ethylon.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
And what do we know about Hayden Wild in terms
of his disciplines?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
What's his last favorite? Swimming?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
It's the swimming.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Okay, well, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
I mean he's good or all three, but swimming is
as you know, he normally has to make some time
after he gets out of the woods.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Okay, So we've got we've got some big things coming
up soon, So New Zealand on the table, but our
best events yet to come. You got to say, give.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Them a taste of carew we from us, AH.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Thanks very much for listening to the Matt and Jerry
Show Today podcast. It's going to be out at eleven
a in this morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you find
your pods.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
We've got them. Montoya's on with us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Can't wait all right, Matt and Jerry Show Radio.

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Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
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