September 1, 2025 • 22 mins
Today on the pod we talk about The Rasmus, tattoos, crying, and we throw a few riddles at each other!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Get a It's Jerry here from the Hidachy Breakfast. Just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that, we also do a live radio show.
We do. If you're wondering how to find out what
frequency to listen to us in your area, just takes
north or south as an island to three four eight
three and we'll let you know. And now let's get
on with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Gip Jerry a compass, Gip Jerry a compass.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Can do it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
On the text three four eight three, someone ticks through.
We were talking about getting Jerry an honorary degree, and
someone ticks through on three four eight three just then
and said, gip Jerry a compass, Jerry Radia.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
He be qualified fung Shrei. Masta. I wouldn't mind actually
a batch's degree in fung Shuei.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know if they do bachelor's degrees, although I
have who do we get an do we get an
honorary doctorate for you? Maybe? At one point no, that
wasn't did we do that? And we got an honorary
doctorate from an online Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Who did we get that for?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
This is?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
This is? I mean, you do a lot of things
over the years. This is ringing a bell though your compass,
don't use kpe Britain.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Britain bought an honor doctorate. Doctorate, Yeah, I think so
because you can go.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
To McDonald's University, can't you, and you can. You can
get it like a degree in degree in McDonald's, a
bachelor's degree.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
A bachelor's handburg degree, a degree in bachelor's handbags.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Handbags is such a good time.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Definitely, I mean to be fair, I would have a
bachelor's degree in handbags.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
A bachelor of handbags.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I definitely. I've been a lot of bachelor's handbags.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We've got is the bachelor's basically. So yeah, we're gonna
we're gonna launch that on other bits of Edmund now
that we're off here, we've had a quick discussion. Doesn't
look like we're going to get to Bunnings this problematic
And do you know what I think the biggest issue
is the biggest issue is that Kate Britain, who we
(02:19):
were going to use her credit card for she's not
here no, so we can't use a credit card and
she's going back next week though.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Okay, so it's her birthday today, we should say happy birthday,
Kate Birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Hopefully, hopefully you don't hear this until you're back next week. Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Tomorrow's out. We're gonna do some other filming tomorrow tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And then Thursday. Thursday you can't do so that is,
and I'll be fun from coming in on the weekend. So
we're going to kick this to touch to next week.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh well, we need to just get to get to
But I know I know the Bunnings too that we
go to. It's on Great North Road. Yeah, it's not far.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I actually did an ad audition across the road from
that once. Got an ah. Yeah, I did it Ripco
and that sounds like a different video.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Shoot we did at Rapco.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Got Jerry your compass. Shout out to Cypress Hell. I
hope they're will where they are.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Insane in the Membrain, insane in the brain Rapco.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well, we took hs from the boonk. No, we didn't.
Jemmy your compass. He'll be your qualified fan train master. No,
he did a song.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That song learned larger than my sim.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Insane and he's gonna have it in hal Exhal.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I just got announcing the mail. That's a great line.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What are you unique sounding?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I speaking in a tiny little box in a box?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well he was hot boxing in a car, because that's
why he wasn't breathing through his nose.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Where are they show your compass cypress Hell with that?
Are they?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't know, I don't know that, but they? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Didn't one of them join? What's there?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Other?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Everlast? Is one of them in Everlast?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No? How's a pain? How's the pain? Jump around? Is
that it there?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So? They continue to be active, touring frequently and release
new album Back in Black in twenty twenty two, Active Shitters.
They also released a Showtime documentary entitled Insane in the Brains.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
In the Membrane.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, DJ Muggs is less involved and like, is he
the guy? Is he that guy?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I think he's they your compass guy.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Plus b Real from cypress Hell also joined a band
called Prophets of Rage from Reggie's Machine.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Ye, who's the weird guy in cypress Hell?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That they did not nationed a rep cop and he
got the part got.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
The weird guy and Cyproscelle is likely referring to be
Real due to his distinctive high patched nasal, which is
a conscious stylistic choice he developed and continued due to
positive fan feedback. This vocal style, combined Worth Sendog's gruffer
delivery and DJ Muggs's production, contributed to this success.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Now that is a thing like when when and maybe
we've got we've both got too much of a low
monotone that maybe I might need to start.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
With the whole radio show sounds a bit.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Like screaming scales from across the road that's in.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Do we we do sound a bit similar? Don't we?
Do we sound similar? I think I sound sound I
hundred four eight seventy five. Do we sound too similar?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I why make any says you'll listen to this tomorrow
and ring in to Tony like jerrym and I sound
similar with it's like yesterday. I actually someone takes it
in this morning about they get e litercuted. Chuck that
up is another one we talked about on the podcast
and failed to take over the radioing them. We could
ring them ask them this story about time they got educated.
(06:09):
Speaking of the screaming scales, Flitch and Vaorn and Hailey,
they I've seen this morning that they are adorned in
the Bavarian fineries.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh yes, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
They're in the leader Hosen, the leaders.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
They've got a dog. They've got a dog called Herman,
Herman the German. And so now they're dressing as Germans.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Who got a dog called Herman the German Flitch Vaughn
and they got a show dog.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They're going to show dog. It's a statue. Ah yeah,
it's not an actual dog, but they and so they
are all in their leader hosen, Haley and the Durndal.
And I gotta say that's for the hood.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh really, you don't expect that. I don't expect that. Yeah,
but don't look that up.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I would say, it just means wood for the house.
I would also say, take off your Apple watch if
you're going to check on traditional Bavarian beer hall costumes,
you know what I mean. I don't think that that's
a traditional part of beer hall culture and use it
in Bavaria.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't want you don't want to miss out on
your steps. Why are you getting changed?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And I've said this before, but I used to run
one of those suckers. The Apple Watch. My mum got
it for me and I was like, oh, I wear
this for a bit. Took it off because it's just
another thing that wants your attention. Now that if you
get the phone, you get the laptop, you get the watch,
someone calls you, your whole fucking house lights up. So
I was like, but in this thing, but we give
you the little notifications and it would say, like time
(07:40):
to stand up, or get your steps, close your movement ring.
You know you'd have the rings and if you did
a certain amount of movement. And then there was another
one that was mindfulness. One day I closed the exercise
ring genuinely walking to the fridge to grab a beer,
and it went, congratulations, you've met your mooning.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And golf worries me so much that an app, that
a phone, that a watch should be giving your suggestions
on how to make your life better, because it's so
it's not making your life better.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And then the other one was I went outside for
a dirry, sitting on the back doors, they're having a
dart and the watch goes, great work, Only a couple
of minutes of deep breathing can be really good official
for your mental health.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Right, So you don't run the Apple watch anymore?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, no, no, no, my messus does she checks the steps?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Are you running a watch at all.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No, we talked about this on the show day Ready
you running it?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Watch?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I've got one of those garment ones that counts my steps.
My son had a friend, eight year old friend last year.
They went to the school disco, which only goes for
an hour when you're eight, and he took his Apple Watch.
And while he was at the disco that went for
an hour, he's like, Mum, I'm bored. Can you come
and pick me out on his Apple fucking Watch like a.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Spy Jesus, like an absolute spot good kid. Now I noticed, Jesus,
And I'm sure we've talked about this before, but did
you run it on your right hand? Are you right handed? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I run it on my right hand, but I'm right
handed because I find it weird to put hang on
if I do it here. I find it really difficult
to put my watch on my left hand with my
right but I'm very uncoordinated as well. It's right, but
you're right handed, Yeah, I think why would be hard
to I think I'm partially ambidexter's partially uncoordinated.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I just seen a bit of ink that I didn't
know existing.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, bro, I've got that's my one tat. It's my
one tat. It's a sunflower on my left wrist.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It's it's because he loved the flake Air that we
watched yesterday. Who doesn't impact on and so he's like
immortal a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, it feels good, and yes I cried a little
bit when I got that.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Did you a little pain?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
It was almost like because my wife got the exact
same tattoo and set through it like a fucking champion
of rock. And here am I and she's like, you're
in pain. I can see. I can see that you're
in pain.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm good, Na, God is crying when you're in pain
due make you look like a boom?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah? I was only like water eyes, whisty water eyes,
and oh.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Was it a bit emotional?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah it is actually so I definitely will piss my
face when I'm when there's something emotional going on.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But only happy. I know, when something miserable happened, someone's crying,
as they said, doesn't nothing, I feel nothing. I think
that's the sociopathic. But when someone achieves something and then
they cry like Olympics and still, oh, that gets me
every time when someone's been working towards doing something and
then they cry because they've achieved.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It that every time. Sentimental things will get me. Also,
someone who's gone above and beyond or overcome something, or
forgiven someone when they don't need to, and then they
have been the better person. That'll get me going. Yeah,
that'll get me going.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's when someone didn't think that something good was ever
going to happen to them, then it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh, yeah, that'll get me going. Yeah. But pain, I
can't remember the last time I cried from pain.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh have you ever had a daffidil tettered on your
resture show?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
But I'm trying to think. I think even when I
smashed the shit out of myself, not definitely.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
No, the last time I really had a good from
pain was so stupid, And I think I was partly
crying because I was stupid, because I.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Had crying because he was stupid because.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I was mine fucking lawn and a little bit of
flakes got all fucking caught up and it was annoying me,
and I went in too fast and I hadn't waited
for the blade to properly. It was on its way, No,
it was on its way to stop it. Yeah, but
you map it and I just put my hand in
and we did you want my father?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Did your father not constantly warn you about the dangers
of lawnmower blades? My father was very lawn my blade focused. Essentially,
he spent ninety percent of my childhood was him telling
me that the lawnmow would chop my hand off if
ever I got anywhere near it. And also if you
put your head out of the window. His story of
(12:06):
his friend who's got his head chopped off from looking
out the window, which clearly wasn't true. He had a friend.
My brother pointed this out actually, and my dad's adieth
on the speech he had a friend. Basically that if
my dad was to be believed, he'd had so much
tragedy around him, people having their arms chopped off, the
legs chopped off, the heads chopped off, just terrible stuff
(12:30):
that had happened. Just warnings of the people that have
had horrific stuff. My brother went through an inventory of
about twenty different things that we were told when we
were growing up, Like that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Movie Big Fish, the guy's on death door and he's
going through recounting all of his stories and turns out
they're all well, I won't spoil it, right, Yeah, it's
basically the theme of that. It's like, fuck, these can't
all be real.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, well, my dad had a friend who hit who
hit a horse in a car and ended up in
hospital and couldn't see in a wheelchair and all sorts
of stuff. And I remember that blood. I remember thinking
because it came through the And so when I was
driving down to the Coromandel about twenty years ago and
(13:14):
saw a cow in the middle of the road as
I came around the corner, Boy, did I avoid that
cow the ditch on the other side of it? Did jet?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, there's the thing. Don't swerve man, you a cow?
I think that applies for wallabies.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
But get a cow? Ye want to have a cow? Man?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Apparently one bets are a problem in Victoria. Oh yeah,
it's liked a fire hydrant. Right, just yeah, should take
quick break off? Get a riddle to tell you this
after this? Has it for tise?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh? It's the Rasmus.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
You must know this song.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
There's too much in one band? You never heard it?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You never never heard that song? What year is it about?
Two thousand and five?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Probably I was listening to good music in two thousand
and five. I think that's.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's the difference where he was listening to J coms.
Oh yeah, so that riddle, that's not it's been ump
a little bit, but I'll tell you anyway. So it's
a foggy night and a policeman comes upon a crash scene.
There are two cars still in their lanes. There are
(14:41):
a couple of hundred meters away from each other, facing
in the correct They're facing in the correct directions. Both
drivers of the cars. I don't know when they told
him this. When I was a kid. I lost the plot, Larbie.
Both both drivers of the cars are this. They both
got there, does that? What have it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And we go? We go, we go because I.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Was a kidd. Two cars, Yeah, two cars.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
There's some fog opposite direction.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
A couple hundred meters away from each other. The drivers
of both cars are dead, still facing forward, still facing forward.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
The cars are both facing the same direction.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
No, the direction that they're supposed to. So they haven't
spun around or anything. They've just come to a stop.
Both drivers are dead.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
They've gone past each other.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
They've gone past each other.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yet, So what's happened is they've both had the same animal.
One car has had an animal and it's jumped it
into the other animal and that's killed them.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
No, that's not what's happened. Okay, gunshots, No gunshots, no
gunshot wounds. No. Are they naked, No, they're not naked.
They're fully clothed.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is anyone else in the car?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
No? One else is in the car. What's in the
boot space? Saver tire? But they've lost the thing to
turn the jack, so they're going to have to pull
a fence perst out and use that if they get
a flat tire.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Is either of the two cars four wheel drive?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, they're both. They're both under records.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Thank you there.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's one of the cars white.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I don't really see color, Jerry one's blue, one's black.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh right, that's a clue. Either of the two people.
So they still have the testicles?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Both still have the testicles? Yes, so both male?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Both male?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And gotcha?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Are they married?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Not to each other?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Are they married at all?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Though one of them is the other ones going through
a divorce. It's a little bit messy at the moment.
He's telling checks that that divorce. She's not the whole
thing that's not important to the story.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Okay. Is is it a wet road?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah? No, No, it's not raining, but it does foggy.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
So okay, the amount of and are they Are they
in New Zealand?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Sure they are in New Zealand, that could be wherever.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
But I'm awful of riddles.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
They bear in mind.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
This was told to me by my I think she
was a substitute teacher at primary school when I was
like twelve.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, okay, this is that either of the cars have
ab is breaking.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Us are both on pleteck but they don't.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
The cyclone. Yeah, but that's cyclone injur was fog.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
There was fog, but it's cleared.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, it's still foggy.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Okay, fuck, they better hit on.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No. No, the cars they went past each other cars
and touch each other. They were both wearing their sleetbelts. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Are they part of a suicide pet No, not part.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Of a suicide peck.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Is there's something to do with some form of chemical
whipping attack.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
No, no chemical whipping attacks, no biological warfare, no creeping barrage,
full frontal attack.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And that means no spontaneous combustion.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
No spontaneous combustion no.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Thought you guys were both going to get the straight away.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
We were we on the right track the questions we
were asking.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
The answer is it was so foggy that both drivers
put their head out the windows so that they could
see when they drove fast each other. But and that
was told, ridiculous window. If you can't see it and
it's foggy, you put your heat out the windows an
old wives tail by the same kinds of people to
(18:29):
put fix on their feet when they've got a cold.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But I think you need to go back and say
that they both both of their front domesticas weren't working.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
No, no, it's not that. If you can't see out
of the fog, why would you look out the window
front stick your head out of the window. Anyway, That
ruder was told to me as a twelve year old,
and I was always like, what that doesn't make sense?
And it sent me man. It was the hardest of
laughed at school was when I was told that.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
The riddle of that I that I nearly know. It's
one about something about going up in an elevator but
can't get The person can get up, No, they can
get down, but they need help to get back up
the elevator.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Why they can get down?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, they can get down.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
They can get down.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
A person every day they leave their apartment and they
need they can they can leave their apartment, but they
need help to get back up to their apartment. Why
when they when they're using an elevator.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Can't get back up because they live at a hotel
and so they've got to use a swipe card to
get back up. But they can get down without the
swipe card. Is that why? No, but that would be
it should beat that would work. I don't know. Why
wouldn't you be able to get back up the same
elevator that you went down.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
This is the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
They oh their apintment. They slide down a firepole and
then they need up getting back up. There they are
they they live at the Birch Khalifa and they base
jump from the nine hundred the floor every morning and
then take the elevator back up.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, that's something to do with a person.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It was foggy and they stuck to hit out the
window and clashed it with another guy stuck. No, so
scratching her head.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You should know, no, actually know. So there's no reason
why shouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So they can get down the elevator.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
They can always they can always get down by themselves,
but they just can't get back up because they are
they live on the Sorry, they live on the I
should probably have said this. They live on the tenth floor.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I live on the second floor.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They don't live beside, and it's not stairs from you.
The name is not Luca.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Are they Is this person a dog? And they can
get down because the lift always goes to the ground,
But when they need to go back up, someone's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
A person is not a dog. Yes, yes, shout out
to the doorfs.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yes, little people, yep.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Only one I stupidly know is that if a plane
crashes on the border, let's say two countries, USA and Canada.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Sure, I was gonna say Ukraine and Russia.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
But yet okay, Ukraine and Russia debatable with the borders
at the moment, where would you bury the survivors where they' from.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I don't want to be a plane one plane crash.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good. What walks in the morning,
crawls in the morning, walks during the day and fucking
sits down at night or something. I don't know that
was the one that I lost it, but that was
riddle me though. It was one of the ones that
Hercules got to ask that I can't remember it. It
(21:57):
was a man because when he crawls is a baby
in the morning and then you okay, anyway, your baby
in the morning, super deep. Okay, all right, what's got
four leagues?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And riddle Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What what eats roots and leaves? Okay, all right, all right.
We lost that shake there, but started off pretty well. Hey,
Cypress Hill, play us out, Oh ship.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I was going to go with thee hold fire. You
can post Cypress hell no, no, no, we do this
ship live.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Man, what we're fading out
Get a It's Jerry here from the Hidachy Breakfast. Just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that, we also do a live radio show.
We do. If you're wondering how to find out what
frequency to listen to us in your area, just takes
north or south as an island to three four eight
three and we'll let you know. And now let's get
on with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Gip Jerry a compass, Gip Jerry a compass.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Can do it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
On the text three four eight three, someone ticks through.
We were talking about getting Jerry an honorary degree, and
someone ticks through on three four eight three just then
and said, gip Jerry a compass, Jerry Radia.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
He be qualified fung Shrei. Masta. I wouldn't mind actually
a batch's degree in fung Shuei.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know if they do bachelor's degrees, although I
have who do we get an do we get an
honorary doctorate for you? Maybe? At one point no, that
wasn't did we do that? And we got an honorary
doctorate from an online Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Who did we get that for?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
This is?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
This is? I mean, you do a lot of things
over the years. This is ringing a bell though your compass,
don't use kpe Britain.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Britain bought an honor doctorate. Doctorate, Yeah, I think so
because you can go.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
To McDonald's University, can't you, and you can. You can
get it like a degree in degree in McDonald's, a
bachelor's degree.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
A bachelor's handburg degree, a degree in bachelor's handbags.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Handbags is such a good time.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Definitely, I mean to be fair, I would have a
bachelor's degree in handbags.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
A bachelor of handbags.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I definitely. I've been a lot of bachelor's handbags.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We've got is the bachelor's basically. So yeah, we're gonna
we're gonna launch that on other bits of Edmund now
that we're off here, we've had a quick discussion. Doesn't
look like we're going to get to Bunnings this problematic
And do you know what I think the biggest issue
is the biggest issue is that Kate Britain, who we
(02:19):
were going to use her credit card for she's not
here no, so we can't use a credit card and
she's going back next week though.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Okay, so it's her birthday today, we should say happy birthday,
Kate Birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Hopefully, hopefully you don't hear this until you're back next week. Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Tomorrow's out. We're gonna do some other filming tomorrow tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And then Thursday. Thursday you can't do so that is,
and I'll be fun from coming in on the weekend. So
we're going to kick this to touch to next week.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh well, we need to just get to get to
But I know I know the Bunnings too that we
go to. It's on Great North Road. Yeah, it's not far.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I actually did an ad audition across the road from
that once. Got an ah. Yeah, I did it Ripco
and that sounds like a different video.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Shoot we did at Rapco.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Got Jerry your compass. Shout out to Cypress Hell. I
hope they're will where they are.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Insane in the Membrain, insane in the brain Rapco.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well, we took hs from the boonk. No, we didn't.
Jemmy your compass. He'll be your qualified fan train master. No,
he did a song.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That song learned larger than my sim.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Insane and he's gonna have it in hal Exhal.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I just got announcing the mail. That's a great line.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What are you unique sounding?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I speaking in a tiny little box in a box?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well he was hot boxing in a car, because that's
why he wasn't breathing through his nose.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Where are they show your compass cypress Hell with that?
Are they?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't know, I don't know that, but they? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Didn't one of them join? What's there?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Other?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Everlast? Is one of them in Everlast?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No? How's a pain? How's the pain? Jump around? Is
that it there?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So? They continue to be active, touring frequently and release
new album Back in Black in twenty twenty two, Active Shitters.
They also released a Showtime documentary entitled Insane in the Brains.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
In the Membrane.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, DJ Muggs is less involved and like, is he
the guy? Is he that guy?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I think he's they your compass guy.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Plus b Real from cypress Hell also joined a band
called Prophets of Rage from Reggie's Machine.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Ye, who's the weird guy in cypress Hell?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That they did not nationed a rep cop and he
got the part got.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
The weird guy and Cyproscelle is likely referring to be
Real due to his distinctive high patched nasal, which is
a conscious stylistic choice he developed and continued due to
positive fan feedback. This vocal style, combined Worth Sendog's gruffer
delivery and DJ Muggs's production, contributed to this success.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Now that is a thing like when when and maybe
we've got we've both got too much of a low
monotone that maybe I might need to start.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
With the whole radio show sounds a bit.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Like screaming scales from across the road that's in.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Do we we do sound a bit similar? Don't we?
Do we sound similar? I think I sound sound I
hundred four eight seventy five. Do we sound too similar?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I why make any says you'll listen to this tomorrow
and ring in to Tony like jerrym and I sound
similar with it's like yesterday. I actually someone takes it
in this morning about they get e litercuted. Chuck that
up is another one we talked about on the podcast
and failed to take over the radioing them. We could
ring them ask them this story about time they got educated.
(06:09):
Speaking of the screaming scales, Flitch and Vaorn and Hailey,
they I've seen this morning that they are adorned in
the Bavarian fineries.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh yes, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
They're in the leader Hosen, the leaders.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
They've got a dog. They've got a dog called Herman,
Herman the German. And so now they're dressing as Germans.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Who got a dog called Herman the German Flitch Vaughn
and they got a show dog.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They're going to show dog. It's a statue. Ah yeah,
it's not an actual dog, but they and so they
are all in their leader hosen, Haley and the Durndal.
And I gotta say that's for the hood.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh really, you don't expect that. I don't expect that. Yeah,
but don't look that up.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I would say, it just means wood for the house.
I would also say, take off your Apple watch if
you're going to check on traditional Bavarian beer hall costumes,
you know what I mean. I don't think that that's
a traditional part of beer hall culture and use it
in Bavaria.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't want you don't want to miss out on
your steps. Why are you getting changed?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And I've said this before, but I used to run
one of those suckers. The Apple Watch. My mum got
it for me and I was like, oh, I wear
this for a bit. Took it off because it's just
another thing that wants your attention. Now that if you
get the phone, you get the laptop, you get the watch,
someone calls you, your whole fucking house lights up. So
I was like, but in this thing, but we give
you the little notifications and it would say, like time
(07:40):
to stand up, or get your steps, close your movement ring.
You know you'd have the rings and if you did
a certain amount of movement. And then there was another
one that was mindfulness. One day I closed the exercise
ring genuinely walking to the fridge to grab a beer,
and it went, congratulations, you've met your mooning.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And golf worries me so much that an app, that
a phone, that a watch should be giving your suggestions
on how to make your life better, because it's so
it's not making your life better.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And then the other one was I went outside for
a dirry, sitting on the back doors, they're having a
dart and the watch goes, great work, Only a couple
of minutes of deep breathing can be really good official
for your mental health.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Right, So you don't run the Apple watch anymore?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, no, no, no, my messus does she checks the steps?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Are you running a watch at all.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No, we talked about this on the show day Ready
you running it?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Watch?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I've got one of those garment ones that counts my steps.
My son had a friend, eight year old friend last year.
They went to the school disco, which only goes for
an hour when you're eight, and he took his Apple Watch.
And while he was at the disco that went for
an hour, he's like, Mum, I'm bored. Can you come
and pick me out on his Apple fucking Watch like a.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Spy Jesus, like an absolute spot good kid. Now I noticed, Jesus,
And I'm sure we've talked about this before, but did
you run it on your right hand? Are you right handed? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I run it on my right hand, but I'm right
handed because I find it weird to put hang on
if I do it here. I find it really difficult
to put my watch on my left hand with my
right but I'm very uncoordinated as well. It's right, but
you're right handed, Yeah, I think why would be hard
to I think I'm partially ambidexter's partially uncoordinated.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I just seen a bit of ink that I didn't
know existing.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, bro, I've got that's my one tat. It's my
one tat. It's a sunflower on my left wrist.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It's it's because he loved the flake Air that we
watched yesterday. Who doesn't impact on and so he's like
immortal a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, it feels good, and yes I cried a little
bit when I got that.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Did you a little pain?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
It was almost like because my wife got the exact
same tattoo and set through it like a fucking champion
of rock. And here am I and she's like, you're
in pain. I can see. I can see that you're
in pain.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm good, Na, God is crying when you're in pain
due make you look like a boom?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah? I was only like water eyes, whisty water eyes,
and oh.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Was it a bit emotional?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah it is actually so I definitely will piss my
face when I'm when there's something emotional going on.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But only happy. I know, when something miserable happened, someone's crying,
as they said, doesn't nothing, I feel nothing. I think
that's the sociopathic. But when someone achieves something and then
they cry like Olympics and still, oh, that gets me
every time when someone's been working towards doing something and
then they cry because they've achieved.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It that every time. Sentimental things will get me. Also,
someone who's gone above and beyond or overcome something, or
forgiven someone when they don't need to, and then they
have been the better person. That'll get me going. Yeah,
that'll get me going.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's when someone didn't think that something good was ever
going to happen to them, then it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh, yeah, that'll get me going. Yeah. But pain, I
can't remember the last time I cried from pain.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh have you ever had a daffidil tettered on your
resture show?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
But I'm trying to think. I think even when I
smashed the shit out of myself, not definitely.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
No, the last time I really had a good from
pain was so stupid, And I think I was partly
crying because I was stupid, because I.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Had crying because he was stupid because.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I was mine fucking lawn and a little bit of
flakes got all fucking caught up and it was annoying me,
and I went in too fast and I hadn't waited
for the blade to properly. It was on its way, No,
it was on its way to stop it. Yeah, but
you map it and I just put my hand in
and we did you want my father?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Did your father not constantly warn you about the dangers
of lawnmower blades? My father was very lawn my blade focused. Essentially,
he spent ninety percent of my childhood was him telling
me that the lawnmow would chop my hand off if
ever I got anywhere near it. And also if you
put your head out of the window. His story of
(12:06):
his friend who's got his head chopped off from looking
out the window, which clearly wasn't true. He had a friend.
My brother pointed this out actually, and my dad's adieth
on the speech he had a friend. Basically that if
my dad was to be believed, he'd had so much
tragedy around him, people having their arms chopped off, the
legs chopped off, the heads chopped off, just terrible stuff
(12:30):
that had happened. Just warnings of the people that have
had horrific stuff. My brother went through an inventory of
about twenty different things that we were told when we
were growing up, Like that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Movie Big Fish, the guy's on death door and he's
going through recounting all of his stories and turns out
they're all well, I won't spoil it, right, Yeah, it's
basically the theme of that. It's like, fuck, these can't
all be real.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, well, my dad had a friend who hit who
hit a horse in a car and ended up in
hospital and couldn't see in a wheelchair and all sorts
of stuff. And I remember that blood. I remember thinking
because it came through the And so when I was
driving down to the Coromandel about twenty years ago and
(13:14):
saw a cow in the middle of the road as
I came around the corner, Boy, did I avoid that
cow the ditch on the other side of it? Did jet?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, there's the thing. Don't swerve man, you a cow?
I think that applies for wallabies.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
But get a cow? Ye want to have a cow? Man?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Apparently one bets are a problem in Victoria. Oh yeah,
it's liked a fire hydrant. Right, just yeah, should take
quick break off? Get a riddle to tell you this
after this? Has it for tise?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh? It's the Rasmus.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
You must know this song.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
There's too much in one band? You never heard it?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You never never heard that song? What year is it about?
Two thousand and five?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Probably I was listening to good music in two thousand
and five. I think that's.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's the difference where he was listening to J coms.
Oh yeah, so that riddle, that's not it's been ump
a little bit, but I'll tell you anyway. So it's
a foggy night and a policeman comes upon a crash scene.
There are two cars still in their lanes. There are
(14:41):
a couple of hundred meters away from each other, facing
in the correct They're facing in the correct directions. Both
drivers of the cars. I don't know when they told
him this. When I was a kid. I lost the plot, Larbie.
Both both drivers of the cars are this. They both
got there, does that? What have it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And we go? We go, we go because I.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Was a kidd. Two cars, Yeah, two cars.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
There's some fog opposite direction.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
A couple hundred meters away from each other. The drivers
of both cars are dead, still facing forward, still facing forward.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
The cars are both facing the same direction.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
No, the direction that they're supposed to. So they haven't
spun around or anything. They've just come to a stop.
Both drivers are dead.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
They've gone past each other.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
They've gone past each other.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yet, So what's happened is they've both had the same animal.
One car has had an animal and it's jumped it
into the other animal and that's killed them.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
No, that's not what's happened. Okay, gunshots, No gunshots, no
gunshot wounds. No. Are they naked, No, they're not naked.
They're fully clothed.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is anyone else in the car?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
No? One else is in the car. What's in the
boot space? Saver tire? But they've lost the thing to
turn the jack, so they're going to have to pull
a fence perst out and use that if they get
a flat tire.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Is either of the two cars four wheel drive?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, they're both. They're both under records.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Thank you there.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's one of the cars white.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I don't really see color, Jerry one's blue, one's black.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh right, that's a clue. Either of the two people.
So they still have the testicles?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Both still have the testicles? Yes, so both male?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Both male?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And gotcha?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Are they married?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Not to each other?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Are they married at all?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Though one of them is the other ones going through
a divorce. It's a little bit messy at the moment.
He's telling checks that that divorce. She's not the whole
thing that's not important to the story.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Okay. Is is it a wet road?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah? No, No, it's not raining, but it does foggy.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
So okay, the amount of and are they Are they
in New Zealand?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Sure they are in New Zealand, that could be wherever.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
But I'm awful of riddles.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
They bear in mind.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
This was told to me by my I think she
was a substitute teacher at primary school when I was
like twelve.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, okay, this is that either of the cars have
ab is breaking.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Us are both on pleteck but they don't.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
The cyclone. Yeah, but that's cyclone injur was fog.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
There was fog, but it's cleared.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, it's still foggy.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Okay, fuck, they better hit on.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No. No, the cars they went past each other cars
and touch each other. They were both wearing their sleetbelts. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Are they part of a suicide pet No, not part.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Of a suicide peck.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Is there's something to do with some form of chemical
whipping attack.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
No, no chemical whipping attacks, no biological warfare, no creeping barrage,
full frontal attack.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And that means no spontaneous combustion.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
No spontaneous combustion no.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Thought you guys were both going to get the straight away.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
We were we on the right track the questions we
were asking.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
The answer is it was so foggy that both drivers
put their head out the windows so that they could
see when they drove fast each other. But and that
was told, ridiculous window. If you can't see it and
it's foggy, you put your heat out the windows an
old wives tail by the same kinds of people to
(18:29):
put fix on their feet when they've got a cold.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But I think you need to go back and say
that they both both of their front domesticas weren't working.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
No, no, it's not that. If you can't see out
of the fog, why would you look out the window
front stick your head out of the window. Anyway, That
ruder was told to me as a twelve year old,
and I was always like, what that doesn't make sense?
And it sent me man. It was the hardest of
laughed at school was when I was told that.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
The riddle of that I that I nearly know. It's
one about something about going up in an elevator but
can't get The person can get up, No, they can
get down, but they need help to get back up
the elevator.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Why they can get down?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, they can get down.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
They can get down.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
A person every day they leave their apartment and they
need they can they can leave their apartment, but they
need help to get back up to their apartment. Why
when they when they're using an elevator.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Can't get back up because they live at a hotel
and so they've got to use a swipe card to
get back up. But they can get down without the
swipe card. Is that why? No, but that would be
it should beat that would work. I don't know. Why
wouldn't you be able to get back up the same
elevator that you went down.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
This is the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
They oh their apintment. They slide down a firepole and
then they need up getting back up. There they are
they they live at the Birch Khalifa and they base
jump from the nine hundred the floor every morning and
then take the elevator back up.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, that's something to do with a person.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It was foggy and they stuck to hit out the
window and clashed it with another guy stuck. No, so
scratching her head.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You should know, no, actually know. So there's no reason
why shouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So they can get down the elevator.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
They can always they can always get down by themselves,
but they just can't get back up because they are
they live on the Sorry, they live on the I
should probably have said this. They live on the tenth floor.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I live on the second floor.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They don't live beside, and it's not stairs from you.
The name is not Luca.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Are they Is this person a dog? And they can
get down because the lift always goes to the ground,
But when they need to go back up, someone's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
A person is not a dog. Yes, yes, shout out
to the doorfs.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yes, little people, yep.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Only one I stupidly know is that if a plane
crashes on the border, let's say two countries, USA and Canada.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Sure, I was gonna say Ukraine and Russia.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
But yet okay, Ukraine and Russia debatable with the borders
at the moment, where would you bury the survivors where they' from.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I don't want to be a plane one plane crash.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good. What walks in the morning,
crawls in the morning, walks during the day and fucking
sits down at night or something. I don't know that
was the one that I lost it, but that was
riddle me though. It was one of the ones that
Hercules got to ask that I can't remember it. It
(21:57):
was a man because when he crawls is a baby
in the morning and then you okay, anyway, your baby
in the morning, super deep. Okay, all right, what's got
four leagues?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And riddle Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What what eats roots and leaves? Okay, all right, all right.
We lost that shake there, but started off pretty well. Hey,
Cypress Hill, play us out, Oh ship.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I was going to go with thee hold fire. You
can post Cypress hell no, no, no, we do this
ship live.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Man, what we're fading out
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