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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdicke Breek for Show. Bunning's Trade is raising funds
this November to support men's health on thing and welcome
along to the Hurdary Breakfast Friday the twenty eighth of
November twenty twenty five. Look at that timing, midnight o'clock
being on six o'clock. That's what you get with MESHI
on the button this morning, MESHI, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I don't mean to throw us better in the works,
but I'm not actually sure if it's going to be
a good thing long term.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
What's it?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I don't want to bring anyone up.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Something happened that we don't know about.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, I hope we're on here right now, is all
I'm saying. Oh really, yeah, because if we got to
hit just moments before six o'clock, it's disastered.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
That way you shout up at six o five years today.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That we'll make sure that it did take over. So
if you can hear us this morning, three for eight three,
let us know. Otherwise tested testing one two three? Are
we on a one to one testing testing? This is
what we should do every morning. We should just test, testing, testing.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
How are we think I think a lot of people
find the show quite testing. Vers the morning here every
Friday night, our third last Friday of our year, because
of course we're not in that last one, so yeah,
enjoy them.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah. There we go Maine, so we're on run and
MESHI someone said yo yo, came back and said, yo
yo yo. You up.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's good?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
All right, we'll sure shut it down there.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
And a plan today.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Cloudy periods with a few showers, heavy and thundery from
this afternoon, showers frequent by tonight, and a high today
of twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Awesome, good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know where Susie Norquist came from here.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I like that. I like that was it? Susie sounded
like Susie. Nice little Susie injection. First thing in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Quick update on the Disney cruise here from Masterson dtor
Wellie yesterday to horrid weather. You'll be happy to know
I'm five minutes wells. I predicted this.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
God sounds like a real hope, doesn't it happy? It's
not one of those poop cruises or bomb cruises. What's
Ruder's sea legs? Like he's got great sea legs.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I can't imagine it.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Welcome along Nice Tenue with us on the Friday Jerry
and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
How hot? How hot?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Far too hot? Far too hot? Dree Yesterday Auckland had
its hottest day in November on records. So since records began,
no day has ever recorded a high temperature than yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It was twenty seven and a half. People in the
Hooks Bay must be like hottest day on record for
Auckland twenty seven. You pussy's in November to be fair
in November, you pussy.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, Well Hastings had thirty three degrees yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well there we go, and that wasn't That wasn't Hasting's
hottest day.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, no, they weren't. Remember, they weren't trumpeting that. Christ
Church got thirty and she's a she's a searing heat
the christ Hutch thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Thomas twenty nine, twenty nine, there and Thomas Dunedin twenty
nine as well, Wendy Cloudy twenty nine. How does it
even work?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
So it was it felt so sweety yes today, like
I done. There was almost an escapable way. It got
to the point where we got we got like an
ear con unit in our bedroom. I just went up
there and shut all the doors, all the windows, just
crank that birch from lunchtime, lift the gun and even
then it could barely keep up with the amount of
heat that was just trying to penetrate in Their.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Sea temperature at the moment is very warm. Twenty is
that I don't know much about sea temp twenty. I'm
concerned because we will talk to Dan Corbett about it
at some stage over the next week, or maybe Brando.
We should get Brando on the line today actually, because
my theory is if the sea temperature gets too warm,
too hot, too quickly, that causes more rain later on,

(03:37):
because of course the sea evaporates. That's how that's how
rains caused. It's going up, it's causing clouds, and then
that's coming back down on you know. Helps. Yeah, I'm
concerned that that warm sea this time of year and
the hot temperatures mean that we're in for a crapper.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
What have we had any insight to what Christmas and
stuff is looking like?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
They always do that.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Long range one, but I don't know how accurate it is.
Oh No, we talked. We talked to Brando.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Didn't he say there was as he already given us
a Christmas Day forecast or the Marlin, the Marlon Brando.
He no, I don't think I did. I don't think
I have me Brando. You and Branda would get on
like a house on.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'm sure we would. But who's Brando?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Brando? Chris Brandolino from?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, okay Brando, and he's given you nothing on jan fib.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
No, No he did, but we've both for gotten.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
He gave us a little forecast for.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Nina or La Nina. I can't but I don't know.
I can't tell the difference one of them. Does tomatoes
are a good the other one and you can't serve.
I don't really know. Lan Nina La Nina is the
easterly one. Lanina is the wet one for the east.
What are those Spanish names?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Do they ever? Did they ever impact Spain? Or is
it only the South Pacific? And in that case can
we give them different names?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Good question.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I don't think it does impact Spain.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I wouldn't have thought so, oh, you know what, probably
South America. That's probably where it's come from.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Fact that is, that is exactly where we're from.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
But I would have thought there's been learning this morning.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I would have thought that just a little bit of branding,
a little bit of a rebrand for al Nino.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Particularly, it's the we've got the Adidas with the systemic
this week, we've got La Nina brought to you by
Facebook Meta.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I suppose they don't want to because they know that
it brings storms, et cetera. But I think the La
Nina is what they're saying this year, which is the
easterlies so wetter on the east and dry and dryer
in the West Okay, and the al Nino is the
one that is the standard one that we normally get.
That's the comes from the west. Weird on the West coast,
dry on the East coast.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
I remember the first summer of al Nino I ever
became aware of. I was going for a walk with
my grandmother and my auntie around Wymedy, and this warm
breeze came path and they both start going, Oh, that'll
be that al Nina. That's that's the al Nino coming through.
It was like being in an episode of cath and keV.
The entire town of Wyomedi started talking about al Nina.
See they got their bloody al Nino coming through, so

(05:58):
what's that going to do for the milk?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, well, that's it. It's not like the weather knows
that it's being called on Nino or lon Nina.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Well that anyone knows that either of them.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Maart. I think Londina got a bad rap a few
years ago when there were all those Anniversary Day floods,
et cetera, and that Aina that was a Londinya. So
if I was a PR company, I'd be reaching out
to Londina and I'd be saying, we need to we
need to do some work. Lundinia needs to buy some
box school books and schools or something, but a sports
washing perhaps, Yeah, it needs to get out there in
the community and start doing some work to maybe to

(06:29):
maybe just change their brandings.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Do we rebrand the Wellington Hurricanes from the Hurricanes to
the Londinas, the Wellington Londonas, start.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Doing some work in the community.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
It takes it on three four a three. It's not
the heat that gets it. It's the humidity.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, actually, interestingly, just looking at the numbers here, only
sixty seven percent today.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Oh shit, yeah no it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
That was not feel like that brother today, Brothers.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Apparently there's going to be lightning storms on the twenty
third and twenty fourth of December coording lightning storm.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
According to ACU dot com.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Equ weather can go if itself now, but it looks
good on Christmas Day up here in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
On aqu Whether they just it's random eki weather is
just totally render.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
They need to drop the ACU.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's not ACU at all.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
What have you got against with a weather is the that's.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Like the primary school of weather. That's like, that's candy stuff. Okay,
that's just made up? Well, can someone tell me how
Jan Febb's looking here? For God's sake, give it?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Give us a text three four O three. How's our
Jan feb looking? How's the weather where you are? It's
human a f and the tron apparently?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh and is it ever always although only twenty five
degrees I see yesterday in the tron. Yeah, thoughts and
prayers for the hawk's bay. Let's do the rounds. Give
us a text three four A three where you are?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
How hot?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Allegations of the chuck at at the neutral today wholeheartedly
deny those.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
We added a neutral about a week again, as you'd expect.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Jerry and Midnight the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's an update from I's currently sitting at twenty two degrees,
sixty nine percent moisture and a good chance of for
six days. Is this text a time four? What is
it time for?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (08:09):
This?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah? The history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow, Timaru.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Today is the twenty eighth of November, and on this day,
in eighteen ninety three, the first woman vote in a
national election here in New Zealand. New Zealand becomes the
first country where women cast votes in a national parliamentary
election following the passage of women's suffrage.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
And rightfully so, he's got a great day suffrage my
favorite da jesu.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Guys leaning a bit too hard.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
In really really good day, one of the best days
in New Zealand history. I think we should be proud
as well in the world.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I disagree. Here's a brave start.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Brain can just.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
You've even got to me Stay with me here, I'll
lend this. I don't think we should celebrate what's expected
of us. The fact that they never had the vote
is a disgrace. We shouldn't be celebrating the fact that
we then gave it as if we're some.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Stock.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
The nine hundred, like Tony Hawk and a half pive brother.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
But you can only deal with you can only play
the game that's in front of you. And if that
was the game that was in front of those people beforehand,
but then who made that game?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
And I would say it's men. And that's why I
find it disgusting that people like you, Jerry, were keeping
them out a voting mas.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
How long may men?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
I was always a supporter of having the vote, men
holding them back for too long.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
On this day in twenty thirteen, the tiny community of
La Hitas, Texas town replaces its meal with a goat.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
A great day. It was a great day for Lahitas.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Starting in the mid nineteen eighties, or the population of
around one hundred, they decided to elect the goats as
mere more of a joke than a publicity and publicity
start than a serious elected official, up until twenty thirteen
when they actually made him the meir. The goat and
subsequent goats all named Clay Henry. Is he the one
who got real big on burgers and fries? Now he's
down to a smaller size, Henry Clay Henry. I don't

(09:55):
know anyone remember Clay Henry from the subway ads when
they first started.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I remember Clay Shore from the JFK movie Henry.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Clay Henry got real berg on burgers and friers. Now
he's down to a smaller size because he ate sway.
And then the Clay Henry, they got Jared Fogel.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
And what about Klay? Can I remember him? Yes?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
What about Reuben Stardard?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I remember Ruben's Studard.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
If you search for Clay Henry, it just comes up
with famous beer drinking dead goat.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Well, this is it the mere's job. Clay Henry was
symbolic Greek visitors who'd post for photos.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
He would drink beers.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Locals would give.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, they drink beers. They put beers in his bowl,
and then he would drink beers. Oh, he'd actually get
his hoof and drink it with his hoof around.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I've seen a goat drink a beer in a bottle
on a on a Instagram reial, not in real life.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
But I reckon they drunk a beer.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Maybe they would, but they can they use their hooves
to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Probably not have Thumer's brother nah.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Thumbs.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Do they really know?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
They don't.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
The original Clay Henry apparently died after a fight with
another goat over a female goat ys that happens. One
of his successes, known as Clay Henry the Third, was
reportedly carstrated by a man who was upset that the.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Goat got to drink a beer.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Okay, and the goat mere tradition has continued over decades,
but I'm still going. It's still going. Multiple goats all
called Clay.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Henry have held the honorary title. And what's it done
for Lahitas?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I think it's brought them closer together because as someone
from a small town, anyone from a small town will know,
no one wants to be mere. No one can be bothered.
You're on a hiding to nothing. Everyone hates you the
whole time, so no one wants.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
To do it.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
So that found a great loophole here vote for the goat.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, what happens with the proposal though, to get rid
of regional councils? What would that do for old Clay
Henry that have to eat him?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Born on this day in nineteen fifty eight, Gary McCormack
New Zealand broadcast the poet and longtime radio host.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Gary mca with Great New Zealander who can forget when
Gary McCormick's car got impounded. Do you remember that? No?
And then he went down to the impoundment place and
just beat the crap out of it with a baseball
bat because you want my car, I'm just going to
beat it up. I'm going to smash it in and
then just walked away. Remember that. Who remembers name Garry

(12:20):
McCormack incident in the crew lounge anyone? No, we just
sort of forced us wade to the car lunge and
then just started sucking back some reds.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Never that chicks out to be fair.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
But hang on, what was the point of smashing your
own car up in the impound lot? Why would they
care whether the car and their impound lot is smashed
up or not?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
And when what was wrong with the car?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Nothing? He was as angry that it got impounded.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
These cut his nose off to spot his face anyway,
Happy a great radio host, though.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Happy birthday to Gary McCormick, and he shares a birthday
with Jessica Burgess.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Long suffering partner of me, found love on a bus
and recently engaged. So happy birthday, Jeff, and we're out
for dinner tonight.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I thought you're going to say long suffering Parson Gary McCormack.
I hope not.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'll be having a wine out of a mug this
morning to celebrate care recorders.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
How old is Gary?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Nineteen fifty eighty was born, so he's nearly what is
his seventy something? Yeah, because he not quite sixty seven
sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
And that's the history of yesterday. Today's Tomorrow's to maroo
for Friday, the twenty euth of November twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
I enjoyed that thanks Minight Love Woman Jerry and Midnight
the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Six thirty one on the Hardacky Briefast Time. He later
sport headlines thanks to export old to the b for here,
expect a larger scale Commonwealth Games if New Zealand hosts
the twenty thirty four edition. Okay, that's the call from
the insidoc's Team Services Director Ryan Archibald, with an expression
of interest made to bring the event back to the
country for the first time since nineteen ninety and now

(13:54):
you can forget that Auckland Commonwealth Games. The move comes
as a Metabad work confirmed as the twenty thirty host,
So you would.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Have been in Auckland for that nineteen ninety Commonwealth Games.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Was I ever? I was in year nine at school.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Oh, that would have been formative. But did you go
to any events?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Certainly? What did you go do? We were giving time
off school to go to events. Awesome. I went to
some track and field and that's about it. Really. I
enjoyed the I enjoyed the having the day off. Yeah
it was I remember that was a hot summer. That's
what I remember from nineteen ninety. Do you want it? No?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
No, no economy, Jerry, we.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Can't find I don't think it injects that much cash. Actually,
I think it's costs a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
But wouldn't it be a good excuse to wipe out
a slum and put a new stadium in?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Well, luckily we've got plenty of spaces and beefat What
are they going to run there? Sort of like the
Reggie the Reggie, five hundred people right around and around,
b mix bikes with my shirt on, my white headphones.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
What other what other key events would you check into?
The to the New Zealand list of the common Oh waker, Arma,
I reckon you get rid of whatever other rowing and
just go for walk armor.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Some kind of glass barbecue event down Queen Street.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, I run it straight.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
The first Commonwealth run it straight representing Gambia.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Otago will resume at two fifty four for five on
the third day of Plunket Shields second round, trailing Canterbury
by two hundred and forty seven runs mash and the
first innings in Doneda.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
No, that's a fantastic score.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Thanks for that, Auckland. Would you like to know what
they are? One hundred and twenty four one on their
second and thing's against Northern Districts at Mount MONTANEI a
lead of two seventy five. Is anyone to remember these numbers?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Is it the game that Kane's playing in?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
I believe?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, yesterday, yes, yes. Wellington are two eighteen for three
against Central Districts in the capital after rain disruption.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Well there you go.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
So the black Caps play their first Test on Tuesday
coming up? Do you want Kane Williamson playing this close
to that one? I feel like a.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Test match would be pretty gruelly.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I think you want them hunting a couple of balls? Yeah, yeah,
I think so. I don't think he'll exert himself too
intensely wins the Knicks ashes was fourth of December.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Oh, so we're playing at the same time Thursday.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh man, Yeah, I think we kick off Tuesday and
then they get underway in Italaide on the Thursday night.
I well, hope, I thought it was the Pallade pink ball.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
And brisk Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Sorry, I think that's bad scheduling from the black Caps.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Can we run a split screen?

Speaker 8 (16:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah again. And the International Judo Federation has reinstated full
national representation rights to Russian athletes and competitions despite the
war in the Ukraine.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay, curiously, Russian.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
President and former honorary head of the World Governing Body
Vladimir Putin as a black belt martial arts.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I don't think that's curious. That's that's the hallmark of
those Soviet era countries, the Soviet area countries. Yes, they
all dominate in sports that no one watches because the
rest of us only play sports that you could actually
make a dollar out of.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Basketball.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah, exactly, Hambell, But they will waste you at judo, greco,
Roman wrestling, any of those sort of things. Boxing, they're
pretty good at weightlifting stuff. No one gives a shit
about it or wants to watch they'll wastemesticks. Yeah, absolutely so.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
He apparently Vladimir Potent has actually competed since eleven and
he's actually penned two books on.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Judo, isn't he's written two books about Judah.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, he's written two books.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Really.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah. I don't know why he could be asked, but still.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Chris has sticks it on three four eighty three ball
Rush and Force back for the New Zealand edition of
the Commonwealth Games.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah. Apparently there's a big push down south for Tiamud
to host the Commonwealth Games in twenty thirty four.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
They could.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
They've got the facilities. They've just done up the bloody
rugby grounds down there. You could run up and down
that have done up.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
The rugby grounds. That's it, look doing up the rugby grounds. Eh,
death doth not make a bit for the common math.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Has a meta bed done up the rugby grounds? I'd
say probably not? Juy all right, so I rest my
case alright. Twenty thirty four.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Jerry and Night. The Hotarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Message came through to me late yesterday afternoon from a
nice Stewart that's me. It involved blow dryers and immediately
I was interested because I thought, you've become a blow
dry guy. Well, how are you considering becoming a blow
dry guy?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I just wanted to know are there any men out
there that run a blow dryer? Jerry, you run a
blow dryer.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I don't run a blow dryer. No, you've never blown
anything dry.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
My hair doesn't go well under a blow Oh really no,
it doesn't stand up to it.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Mash. No.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I think it might have been a time that I
tried to use one to straighten some here, like in
my early teens.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Oh yeah, together here straight now.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
No, not the straight now, but like use the heat
of the blow dryer to try. I think I remember
there being a thing.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Anyway, my first sort of year or two at university,
the here straight and it was a real thing. Not
an issue for me. My haars did straight, but I
I had flatmates who would run who would run the
communal here.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Straighten you go? Is that right? Yeah? That was that
was quite so wide A huge.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, a huge dye does feel like it sightly leans
towards a blow dry feminine species, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Well?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, that long here? Yeah? So I think for me
I can go with the towel dry. Yep, a pretty
vigorous toel dry. And then I go in with my
Kevin Murphy product, the soft putty.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Is there another kiss for comment?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
No, none at all.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
And then I get it free from Then you go
with the pantem.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I'll hear spray after that. The gold kivin Murphy was
just basically like concrete and that will that will hold.
This is for seven sharp. This is for seven sharp.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
So that's high stakes. You need to you know, you're
under the microscope. You're on everyone's TV all around the
country seventy five inches often.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, and you don't want that here moving because if
it starts moving and start touching with your hands and all,
that's annoying. And you need to be you need to
be not thinking about your here when you're reading an
auto que.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
So you got your hair out or something.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Every time I've gone to the so my hair is
like a wire brush.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
It is dead straight.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
And if I if I like just get out of
the shower tail dryer and then I just walk out
the door, I look like a microphone because it just sticks,
it sticks directly out. I would have a devastating flat top,
which I've considered quite about I feel like cutting my
hair is like, you know those dudes that cut hedges
into like chickens and stuff like that. Yeah, to Opary,

(20:28):
that's basically what cutting my hairs like. They put a
bit of water in it, dryer, it sticks out like
an afro, and then they cut whatever shape they want
in there. But I've noticed. I was like, why, you know,
when you leave the barber, your hair always looks really
good as soon as you leave, but it never looks
like that again afterwards. You go the next morning, You're like,
how the hell did he do that? Well, figured it out.
It's the bloody here dryer. He's sitting in there with

(20:50):
the dry and then it just sits exactly where he
left it. And I was like, we're gonna have to
get a hair dryer.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Well, I assume that Jeff your partners got a hair dry.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, she does it.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
She does, hear she does it on the hair dry
She just runs an old school south Oland tells her
that thing does she and then ties it up, gets
about her work.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
She's tells he's got this machine called it. It's a Dyson. Yeah,
you know, by the same people that make the vacuum
cleaner's a hare app and it's yeah, it's like it's
it's called it's called a here something. It's got a name. Anyway,
it dries, Sooe's nodding. It dries, and it's a circular
it's like a wand right, I mean it looks like

(21:32):
it looks like an appendage and and it's it dries
at the same time as curls.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Oh, okay, it's a tool.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
It's called a hair tool. She refers to it as
a tool.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
A tool.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, sure, she's not just referring to you.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
She gets and she's had this for some time and
it sort of has a little bit of a curl,
a bit of a wave to it. Yeah. Right, So
she'll get out that diceon hair tool and just be
working away. And her friends seem to be big on
the tool as well. They're all talking about the toll.
They're all in the till.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah, but then the toils.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
It turns out. And someone said to me, I tell
you got one of those tools, and I was like, yeah,
she does.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Actually, this is it here. I mean, this isn't great
for those listening long ahid, but that's it.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
It looks like a pin. It doesn't help.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
It doesn't help me, know though you.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I'm thinking that maybe you've had a hone on it.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I've never had a home. I think here needs to
be quite long.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, right, But it turns out that bloody.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Tools like about fifty five thousand dollars or something.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
So it yeah, a grand for one of those thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Kid that one quiet sorry sorry, bloody briefcase. It's got
its own like bedful breakers, like the nuclear football. That's
how you get a thousand bucks out of like a guitar.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
How much is just a regular old blow dryer?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
I don't know, Sure, I don't know. And this is
this is what I wanted to ask you, fellas. I
wanted to know, are there any blokes out there running
a hair dryer.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Three for a three?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Any reports?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Is anyone prepared to admit to it?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
That's the other not so far, but someone has ticked
her on three four three and said, do you get
none of these issues with the Kenn of your pansies.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
At the great she's running the car. She's running the Kenna.
Every summer I generally go to Kenner as well.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
But again, well, once I get into the mid range
Kenna I look like a microphone. Otherwise I'd happily run
the Kenny Year.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
It's got to touch with the richiemccaus as well as
it does.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah, that's exactly what my hears like. It's like Richie McCaw. Yeah,
Coter does he run a here get in toe through.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
The McCaw some hedgehog. He's got exactly the same herecut.
It's never changed.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I don't think he can do anything.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
No one either can I maybe me and Richie need
to get some here drawers.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Jerry and Ni The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
We're doing something that's sniffling done. And the radio before
it's the top five.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I've heard of top fours. I've heard of top two thousands,
which seems like a little bit long to me, you
know what I mean, Like the first one thousand. Those
things must be awful. Why would anyone sit through that?
And so we shortened it down and we thought top fives.
Last week we did beaches and.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Beaches.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh right, okay, that's better.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
And we everyone sears what they want to there. We
made news, We made international new, we made national news.
A news outlet picked that up and ran a story
on While it may surprise you that Caroline Bay was
number one, actually, if you take a deeper look, then
there's one of the top beaches in the country.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Beaches in the country. Yeah, the people have timoto jumped
on that opportunity despite the fact we don't have a frequency.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Then none of them could hear us. How the how
did they manage to get so many boats through? And
that's just the testament to the well of the people
of South Canterbridge. Yes, so we thought let's do it again,
and this week we've gone rivers.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
What makes a good river for you, Jery? For me,
this is a good question. What's the criteria for great river?
I like braids myself, yep. I like swimming holes.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Oh, that don't often come together.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I also like rapids. I like a clarity of water.
For example, the white cattle can shove it up its
own as it's too brown. Although I have been to
the upper reaches of the Waikato and beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
I like something that comes down from the mountains ideally.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah, they're cold though when they come down from.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
The mountains, they are cold. Am I would I prefer
swimming in a river over a beach. No, no, absolutely not.
No beach a beach every day of the week. You
got to look out for submerged logs. In my experience,
you end up jumping into a into a river and
you've got to be very cute. You just don't know
what's especially with the slash around nowadays, Minnight.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
What was your lot of slash around? What was your
local river when you were grown up and we didn't
have one?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
No, I grew up in Auckland and we had beaches,
you see, so we didn't go to rivers.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Mess You would have been up the Wymac for a
couple of parties.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, I took the White Max for a couple of hons.
There's a good couple of swimming holes on there as well.
That would last a couple of seasons and then they
get flooded out inevitably.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, always changing, isn't that That's the thing about a river. Yep,
that's a beach to be honest, But I reckon the
White Mac would be up there. Yeah. What about you? Cold?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Oh what why?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Muketedy literally means cold water. Yeah, it means cold. There
we go.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
It is cold, very cold.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
But the other thing about the Wye Mak is it's
a million different rivers, you know what I mean. You
go to a different spot and then be a swimming
hole there, and then there's not over there, and then
there's a burned out car here and everyone's doing drugs
around it, and so that's a real experience. Take me back, Yeah,
I mean obviously where I grew up, I was in
the middle of the there's all the hydro electric schemes
down there so have been damned and they create lakes

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which are kind of half lake half river, yes, but
a ton of great.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Swimming rivers around that. You're talking about your Dunstans, Yeah,
Dunstan's all all.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Up the White Taki valley there.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, because that's a braided situation. The White Tachi, the
White Taki, he's a classic braid. And but you've got
your your pied stilts sitting in the middle, nesting in
the middle of the braids.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
At parts of it, certainly towards the mouth of the river, yes,
But further up where I've damned it, you've got glorious,
slow moving, crystal clear lakes around the hydro electric dam
so that those are quite nice for swimming as well.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Can I throw in as one of my suggestions, the
root Burn River, the root Burn River up there in
the southern Alps, on the root Burn Track. I had
a swim in there a few years back when we
walked the root Burn Yep, glorious river, beautiful clear water.
Did you get in it? Brisk? I got right in

(27:38):
it and I soaked it all in. I felt the
felt the goodness flowing through me.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
But small river.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
It was it was running hot. I mean it was.
It was not running home as freezing, but it was.
It was. It was swift. That's the word that I'm
looking for.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Okay, so I reckon, we give us a call one hundred.
I could give us the text three four eight three.
We're going to compile a list of the top five
rivers in the country. We've outlined our criteria, So get
in touch less, not what yours. We've got one each.
I'm going to patch onto your neck.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Already a lot of oats coming in for the Tuktokie.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
And one for Washdike Creek.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
We're not running creeks. It's not stream. You're all out
of creek. I'll ru out of creek.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
It's not a stream, Jerry and Midnight the Hodaky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
It's the.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Top five, top five rivers this morning. Give us a
text three four eight three and get in touch on
eight hundred Hodaki eight hundred four to eight seven two five.
We've outlaid our criteria for the best rivers. Needs to
be swimmable, needs to look good. Address the smell. You're
okay with a braid.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I don't mind a braid. I don't want too much
nit treat in my river.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Where do you stand on Dedimo?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well, I often do stand on it, but you wouldn't
know you're doing it at the time.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Well, see much belign to Detimo. The rock's not you
know it's there's a lot of smear campaigns out there
against it, but it does have its positives. For example,
and the river I would like to throw for consideration
for the top five rivers in New Zealand is the
Clother River, the Mighty Clother that runs from Wonaca all
the way down to Bellclother. It spills out into the

(29:13):
ocean there, but particularly at the top. You start from
Lake Wanaica where the river starts. Twenty mutants, four inflatable
poles one million beers, jump in there, float from there
down to Albert Town.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Then you've got to get.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
A half naked taxi back into town because you know
anyone care anymore.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
But that is absolutely delightful.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
And when you hop overboard to relieve yourself and your
feet drag along the rocks, the Dedimo provides a glorious
little carpet for your feet to just.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Slide down the clother river. Oh okay, you do have
to be very careful though, don't you slippery slippery rocks
with the demo. Oh yeah, if you're climbing around on them.
But when you're flow an ankle, you can.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
But when you're floating down on the side of an
inflatable pool straight through about four anglers recreational fishing spots
and ruin there with a packadaris and a click clack
containers that doesn't get wet, then the Dedimo can be
beautiful on your feet. It's like a nice, little, soft,
snotty carpet.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
So far, interestingly, no votes for the tongue, which is
quite interesting.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
No, I'm very surprised about that.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
A lot of love for Poloris ploris.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Oh poloris downs there.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, yeah, beautiful spot doesn't change because it's in between
rock solid valley or solid rock valley, crystal clear up
to fifteen meters deep in some areas.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
And apparently they shot part of Lord of the Rings there.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Great camping ground all right, great bridge to jump off.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh sounds like a ticking all the bottle?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
How many things going on?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Any demo?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, but I think yeah, I'm in a bit of diddy.
Do you feel like we need any kind of West
Coast representation in this list? How do you feel about
Buller River?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I've had some great times on the Buller. Went went
whitewater rafting on the Buller a few years ago with
the family. It was sensational and a bit of get
voting on the Buller as well. The Buller's a bloody
beautiful river and stayed at the Murchison Holiday Park and
they've got the old rope going into into the river
really fun and that's a that's a really beautiful aspect. Gerry.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
How do you feel about the Shotover.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm a fan of the Shotover, but brisk for me?
Yea queensin I said, that's not a swimming river.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Too cold, too rapid as well, you'd have to say, hey, boys,
considering adding Pussy Stream.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
To the list. Okay, not aware of Pussy Stream.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Located near Hamna Springs and the beautiful Southern Alps. It's
as refreshing as the name suggests.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Something that's pussy adjacent though, for me was the rung
of Tikie. Of course, that was where I went on
a on a school trip in sixth form and our
sixth form English teacher, Miss Watson, is getting changed by
the banks of the Ranger Tikie and we got we
got a lot. We we saw a lot that day.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
We saw more than what.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
We bargained for.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
That's We've got Dan on the line.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Good morning, Dan.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
What's your what's your entry for the top five rivers
in New Zealand?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Enough?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
You guys actually mentioned that just as I was about
to tax them, so I thought I'll give you a call.
The Tonguerero River got to be one of the best
ones in the North Island.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Talks through it each side yet nice blue water trout
jumping around, blue duck sliding around, and.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
It's just doesn't get any better.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
In the North Island America.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I do a bit of whitewater rafting down on the
tongue it is. It is bloody beautiful. You're right. The
colors are beautiful and you've got one. One of the
great things about those North Island rivers is that you
get the heavy, dense bush on each side.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Exactly a good spot for a bit of shoot too.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Okay, all right, Dan, thank you for that sedition to
appreciate that thing.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
It's going in there, Dan, thank you very much. Hooker falls,
someone's there, I mean, tough swimming spot. I could only
think of one person has done it.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
And I think the hooker falls theoretically are part of
the wakattle. I think that's the that's the head of
the because it comes out of Lake Topel.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Right, So you're not willing to put.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
You hate thee No, I don't like the white cattle.
I know a lot of people. You'll go swimming in
the work on the next thing. You know, it's a cow
floating bikes.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Keep the ticks coming through. We're going to compile the
less the top five rivers in the country.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Up next.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Miss Watson. She was a redhead, wasn't she.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Oh? She really was. And if there's rust on the roof,
that's stamp down below measure.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
Jerry and Mian Knight the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
It's the Curious.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
But yeah, let's squeeze another couple and there's a couple
of ticks as the Mighty Matoda River automatically excluded after
Jerry's buffo with the people of Gore.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
High night trade levels in the Motoda. Yeah, you wouldn't
want to be swimming in an demo.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
The Kaytoona River is lovely. It features Orkitty Falls, trout
Pool for Bombs and the Orchidy Cafe, bes Cafe and
the Wider Bop. We go to the phone lines where
we find Josh down south. Good morning, Josh, what's your
entry for the top five rivers in the country.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I thought I'd just nominate the.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Oh that's meandering its way through?

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Was that?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
The leath?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
What goes through toned? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
The leath, the mighty leath loomed larger.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Over my my university experience, I ended up in the
leath a couple of.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Times, did you. Yeah, I can't imagine the leather be warm.
Does that flood the leath occasionally? Josh? Ah anymore?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Okay, No, I remember a storm come through. We had
floods and someone was surfing in the Leath what yeah, wow, Yeah,
any experiences you're in Josh with the with the Leath riverh.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Not no, really, other than just watching, I'm just looking
at it just looks good to look at Josh.

Speaker 8 (34:48):
Looking clicking dairy buds in there, and you.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Know, great river sometimes the rivers are just got a
good looking river. Were all that just a river?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Look at what about the Ross Creek Reservoir? Are we
adding reservoir?

Speaker 8 (35:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
I know that that's where I met Heath Loso's virginity. No,
on the backs of the Ross Creek Reservoir. We're definitely
not putting that in there. And you wouldn't want to
be swimming or drinking out about it. After we flick
the diamond there.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I think there's a lot that you wouldn't want to
A lot of tech center around the Avon River, in
on the Avon or out on there.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You were just down in christ firstly, can I just
say that that's not a river. That's a stream, not.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
A great swimming river, is it?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Is it a river?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
If you like you're punting, yeah, came for a plant?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
You reckon?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
It's a stream. I think it's a stream.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Okay, we're going, I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I call that a river, We're.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Going to get upset about that.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I don't know. Is it a creek. It's a bit strong,
it's a bit bigger than a creek. I think it's
a stream. But it's called the Avon River. It feels
like maybe we.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Have to close in the name. It is just called
the Avon.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
It's definitely not called the Avon Creek, no or stream.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Okay, should we put the suck at a bit?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I've got it.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I've tabulated the results and I have the top five one, two, three,
four five coming in At number five years Pallaris Bridge
and the Marlborough it's the pick of all the rivers,
fifteen met a rocking rock jumping spots. Part of The
Lord of the Rings was shot there as well, Consesss
And at number four.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Rootburn the Ruben's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
And at number three that ang a tick river, beautiful bush.
If there's rust on the roof, its down below, tell.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
You what you go. I got more than a bargained
for that afternoon in nineteen ninety three, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
And at number two the tongue Edo River Bush trout.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Ducks beautiful, it is beautiful. That's a lovely river. We've
got a lot of rivers in New Zealand. We're a
bloody country of rivers.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Girt by river and at number one, the number one
river in the country, the Leath. The Leaf's coming at
one the great River to flick durry butts into great River.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
To look at the.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Leath as your number one river in the country. Go
ahead and make your Facebook article about that.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, a great result for the Leaf. That's the first
time the Leaf has ever been voted the best river.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
In Jerry and Mini the hot Ikey Breakfast, it's.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Time for the good news Tomato. As safe space to
self source and a world full of bad news, we
wanted a good news segment to fill your cap up
on a Friday morning. Good news Tomato? Was it Tomato?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Because I said we should do some good news tomorrow
and it auto corrected to tomato.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I was going to ask you about the tomato, and
here we are.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yep, yep, just a classic auto correct and then everyone
lose it and so now it's stuck as good news Tomato.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
It's been one of those weeks where good things have
happened in lots of different ways. And can I start
by saying that it was great. Some of my good news,
a lot of it center around golf. Yeah. I played
a few couple of rounds of golf this week. One
was with you and I where we soundly beat along

(37:56):
with Charlie and Tom, the Big Show by one by one.
But it was only nine holes and nine holes Ambrose,
it should have been by two, to be honest, we
should have sunk apart at the end. I should have
sunk that part that was about five.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Feet for we didn't know whether that was for the winner.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, it's weird. So there was that, and then I
played yesterday and there was some had some good shots yesterday,
and then I'm playing again tomorrow, so I'm going to
get three rounds of well only nine holes, but three
rounds of golf.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
That is good news. That's a good week for me.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Mine's in similar vein is that we beat the Big
Show Wednesday, and yeah, that's extended our holiday by a
day and has meant it's actually saved me two hundred
bucks on flights because the Thursday is that much cheaper
than the Friday. Let's go to the phones. I believe
we've got Patrese on the line. Good morning, Patrese. What's
your good news?

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Oh, I've got the biggest tomato news ever. Fly fishing today.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
You're going fly fishing today.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
We're going for my partner, Shane and I Shane and
the Patris.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Where which river are you going on to?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Now?

Speaker 7 (39:07):
That's botty. Oh okay, you know what, I can be
swayed with a prize or something, you know, like I
can tell you.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
What steady the ship hat sitting right. There's also some
pins from the stationary cupboard.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Without giving it away.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Could you give us region at least the trees.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
Absolutely, we cussed out the island.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, and without giving it away, just describe the sitting
for us.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Oh, native bush, crystal clear, gin clear water. It's been
raining a few days, but this creek just she flows
out into the Anglehua and pretty quick and right.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well, you've the junction there, you've you've you've.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
Sa than that.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, there's a wee bit of a trick.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
There is a wee bit of a treat.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
So we've got to.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Get the boots on, Patrice.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Will it be assisted with any kind of editives or
will you just do it straight?

Speaker 7 (40:14):
There will be some editor but us he'll be editor.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Good. Good on you, Patrise, I thought so, yeah, exactly,
that's what I imagine. That's right.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Enjoy your day out on the river fly fishing, Patres.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Good on your Patrisse awesome. Have a great day guy,
Samed you Patrise.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
A couple of texts coming through Fellas just found out
I'm pregnant with our second baby. Good news for mum
and dad. Toddler doesn't think so. Congratulations. And this one
here just had an amazing fart. Good news today tomorrow
Tomorrow Jerry.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
And Midnight the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Time for the heart beat this Mastermind.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yesterday's master on One topic was brains and Sarah, the
scientist from Wellington had a big one.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
She took away two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
She was good.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
She was the scientist from Wellington. Scientists will do that.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Today means we reset to fifty up for grabs jackpots
fifty dollars every day.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
We don't have a winner.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
And since today today's Friday Top five topic was Rivers,
Today's master One topic is also Rivers Day.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
From Christ's working with the show, how are.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
You morning, Jerry Morning the night? How are you leave?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Good looking forward to the weekend.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Oh very much, sir.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Got anything fun planned?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Bit of a.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Dinner out Saturday night with some friends, it's better.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, No, that's good.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
That's that's as much as you want this time of year,
because you can, you can quickly fill your calendar up
with stuff you don't want to be and then before
you know, it's bloody January and you're back at working
in So yeah, I'm with you. I'm trying to do
as little as possible on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Let's see how we go. Dave from christ Such, you're
a finance consultant. Have you whipped it into neutral? Cruising
down the hill to Christmas?

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Trying to.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I guess finance consultancy doesn't. The market's never sleep.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
No, they don't.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
The monster needs to be Oh.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
She's a hungry beast.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
They favorite river KaiA probably kai Ya. You look at
that beautiful river, terrible cherbul town. All right, Dave, you
understand how this works. Five questions get through, right, you
win the money.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It's as easy as that. Let's go Question number one
for a day.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Cross for finance concern?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
What is New Zealand's longest river? Correct? Which river is
Manai's favorite? River, who is the lead singer of the
band Weezer. Which river slash stream flows through cross Urt City?
What international day happens on the fourth Sunday of every

(42:41):
September National River's Day. How would you know that day?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Dave celebrates World River Day every year.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Well done, Dave. You this morning's how do you Breakfast? Mastermind?

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Thanks, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Congratulations It's as easy as that. Another fifty dollars up
for grabs on the Monday. I think we got through
all of those. What did he miss one of them?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I think he did. Rivers Como, who's the lead singer
of the band Weezer. Rivers Cuomo? And your favorite?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, River?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
It's probably not the cloth of River, although that is
what I suggested for the top five. But anyway, he
said the Hut River, and I think we can all
agree that it's no one's favorite.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
It's got something. Actually, I've spent some time on the
banks of the Hut.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
That's got something. The Hut.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Comedian Chris Parker joins us from the studio. Thanks for
coming in.

Speaker 9 (43:42):
Chris, good morning. I'm a bit I'll be honest, I'm
a bit tired.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
You've been overseas.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
I've been overseas. I was in Hobart quickly for like
two days, and then I was in Sydney, and I
just when I'm when I'm on the road, like it
all just falls out the window, Like every part of
myself where I look after myself just goes.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Are you that in a hotel room by yourself? Is it?
Do you just turn into a rotten animal?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Well, Jerry was in a hotel room last week, and
we did discuss this a little bit, and yes, the
kind of rotten animal that Jerry.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
In your lipstirring, it's jumping his fingers together.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Of stuff, committed some horrific crimes.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
We get it.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
I absolutely get You're like I might have a hot chocolate.
It's two am. You know, it's just crazy.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
That's not quote. We got to data usage warning from
the tech department from Jeremy's phone plan last.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Week because it was in hotels for the whole week. Well,
you're Chris Biker worried about your sleep hygiene. I've never
even heard anyone use the terms sleep hygiene, but This.

Speaker 9 (44:42):
Is just another sort of thing that millennials have decided
to ruin their lives by just sort of being sort
of hyper fasteadious about every corner of their life. But
sleep hygiene is another one that we're plaguing ourselves with.
And that's just the way that you go to sleep
every night, so that you know, you know you're reducing
them out of blue light and into your eyes. The
blue light is emitted off your phone, but you can

(45:03):
wear blue light glasses. We're just sort of resetting the
circadian rhythm jerefy, lowering the heart rate, lulling ourselves into
a sort of a deep coma so that we can
get a solid thirteen hours an.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah, And I find the easiest way to get to
sleep is think about all of the things that are
possibly going to keep you awake all the and then
just stress about it.

Speaker 9 (45:24):
What I what I was doing in Australia is just
I just scroll. You know when you just scroll that
like the scroll was beyond, like you're scrolling like it's
a sport.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
It's so good.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
I'm trying to get to the bottom of something. I'm
trying to get to the underbelly of these acts. I
don't know what I'm looking for, but yeah, and it
never satiates or it never satisfies, and it's nothing new.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Is it.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
But it's just a slot machine, fully addicted.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
You're just you're pulling that lever and you're just hoping
that the next one is going to be bingo, It's
going to be the real that makes.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
You laugh and you can finally put that thing down.
It doesn't happen, though. It's always interesting when you go
through your Instagram stories and you get to a point
where you go, jeezus, I haven't got deep down to
this for a long time. Yeah, I don't care about
this Boson at all. Why am I? Why am I?

Speaker 9 (46:05):
Here's all of those old friends from high school. He thinks, Oh,
they've got kids, and that kid is thirteen years old.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Yeah, that's how long it's been.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
They're now going to the same high school I knew
her from.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, but we're in the ground you were saying before
that we're in the boots of the year.

Speaker 9 (46:21):
Well that's what I'm aiming for, which is that amazing
time of the year between Christmas and New Year's where
you sort of lose sense of time and place. And
I've heard it be described as the sort of Goochs
of the year, that kind of bridging couple.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Of days, and it's an amazing feeling.

Speaker 9 (46:39):
But those days or the goochs of the year, because
you know, you fully relax, and I sort of like
to take that mentality and sort of stretching it. I
would say I'm stretching it from kind of late October.
I even completed a thousand piece puzzle. You know, I'm
going to say October twenty seventh, And that's just that's
good stretching, deviant behavior as far as you.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Can stretch a good October thousand piece back up here.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah, you puzzle.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
I've gotten into it, and a really I bought a puzzle, Matt,
I've got I'm a puzzler, and you know, is that.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
To keep the pets away while you're in the middle
of a puzzle because.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
A rescue his name is Michael and he's my husband.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
No, I you're saying, is a real animal.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
I've really gotten into it to the point so I've
finished my first thousand piece, I'm about to crack open
the bottle of my second, and I'm excited about it,
like I'm I thought of it when I was in Australias, like,
I just can't wait to get home to my puzzle.
I bought a nice new puzzle. We're talking satin finish what.
Because ever there is anything in life, there is a
community of people who have learned to extract as much

(47:45):
money from you as possible from that, you know, from
that enjoyment. So of course there's a big puzzle empire.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
And then when you're in that.

Speaker 9 (47:54):
Puzzle empire, it's like, well, you've got to buy these puzzles,
and you know, is your puzzle AI generated?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
And you've gotta out for that.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
And suddenly there's an underbelly of the puzzle world that
I hadn't even thought of. You know, there's puzzle rings,
there's you know, there's there's the black market of puzzles. There,
there's speed puzzling.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I've speed puzzling.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
And I'm thinking, now that feels wrong.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Doesn't It doesn't It defeat The purpose of a puzzle
is to take your time and.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
Turn your brain off for a couple of hours around
there with the stop Watch and sweatpants honing through these puzzles.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Has anyone, have any children ever been made over a
puzzle like I? I wonder whether any relationships been formed.
Does anyone someone do a puzzle and go jerz look?

Speaker 9 (48:40):
I would say the posture when doing a puzzle total
bonu color. You know, like it's just your over You're
you're eating like a bit of biscuit. There's biscuit crumbs
all over your chest like it's horrific. Your your fingers
are out like it's just it's it's not It doesn't
require a sort of strong sexy stance, which is sort

(49:02):
of what I'm hoping to bring to the game actually
as a sort of sex appeal into into community puzzling champs.
You know, they don't know what they're waiting for. I'm
going to come in there and just blow the roof
off this place.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I'm concerned. Stick around. Stick around, We'll find out what's
happening for you. Next, Chris, I believe that you're involved
in a comedy girl that's coming.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Up a live puzzle. I believe you get to watch
them put a puzzle together where the.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Details of that. Next is the Hidery Breakfast Good the trick.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Parker, Jerry and might the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Chris Parker is in with us at the moment, We're
just talking off here about the unusual hobbies that Chris
has had over the years.

Speaker 9 (49:44):
And I've really taken a good hard look at myself
this morning, you know, like, and I don't like what
I see because I the puzzle is one thing.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
You know.

Speaker 9 (49:53):
We were just said of saying like, I'm drawn to
these activities that the communities that I find myself and
you know, say, we're kind of isolated outside. And felting
was another one. Emphasis on the felting, not felching, but
felting was another one, where that is, you know, you
got to need ale, you've got some wool, and you're

(50:14):
creating crafts. And again I found myself building a large
audience of sort of crafting folks, and they don't like
to come out and support comedy because they want to
stay home and knit. They don't like people, They don't
like people now. They always want to stay home and
like make tea cozies. And I get that. And so
that was a tricky community I found myself. Would you

(50:34):
say that comedy, I mean that that industry is filled
with psychopaths.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
You're totally right. But the felting community, like they obviously
are puzzlers. Because I imagine puzzlers don't really like people
that much either.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
I know, I feel like you don't puzzle is a
community you puzzibly, well, unless.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
You're joining those speed puzzle champs. Yeah, but even then
those people they don't like people.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
No, I'm looking back further things that I know about you,
Chris Parker. You were in the ballet community as well.

Speaker 9 (51:05):
Ballet boy, which is againa a ballerina ballet boy, which
is you know, and also a very isolated member of
society because you'd be it'd be one boy, two hundred girls.
You were mainly a lifter, lifting, yeah, podcast, yeah, and yeah,
just constantly picking up girls and then all the appearance

(51:26):
coming up being like at the end of the concert
being like, well you two made a lovely couple, and
being like.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
I don't think much room. I don't know if you
get pick up on the vibe between us.

Speaker 9 (51:40):
It was so like, it's so weird because it's like
all the boys that did ballet were obviously going to
grow up to become like very confid but yet like
every ballet recited was like one prince, two hundred princesses,
who will the prince married? All these stories we would
do are like tales of like, yeah, these really weird

(52:01):
archaic tales of like a man falling in love with
a woman. I do think like as an art form,
it's it's known to have gay in Like do you
think about Swan Lake, Like that's the tale of a
young man who like the parents want him to marry
a woman and then he's like, nah, I want to
marry that swamp, you know, And that's the tale of
a gay man.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, were there any straight I mean, obviously you're you're
you're younger, so you're probably not going to know at
that age.

Speaker 9 (52:27):
But nay, they're like, oh, look, I'm going to say
statistically well, and I don't want to make any sort
of like dangerous assumptions here.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
But I'm going to say around ninety ninety eight. No, maybe,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
I think a straight man would give himself away in
a ballet class a bit too quickly get out.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
But it's higher thann equestrian.

Speaker 9 (52:48):
You're entighted too, it's what it's higher of an equestrian
for males.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah, I would, oh yeah, I would definitely say.

Speaker 9 (52:54):
So a question does that bring in a large gay
huge because I guess you're on.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
That's horses.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
I don't know why it's an equestrian that's quite that's
is that the one where the horses are dancing.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Well, equestrian incorporates that. You might have dress that's drews sressage.

Speaker 9 (53:09):
That's sort of I've been trying to find a version
of dressage because I know that it's the horses. But
I'm like, you know, when you see something, you're like, well,
that's that's my that's my skill set.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
You'd be great just walking with flair.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
You'd be amazing at dress You're you're you're a big unit.

Speaker 9 (53:29):
I think I have to go soon because I feel
like I need to sit up New Zealand human dressage.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
But the hobby horsing. Have you've seen that?

Speaker 9 (53:37):
That's not That's not That's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about twenty gay men on a field walking
with flourish and pizzazz. Oh okay, some sometimes backwards, sometimes forward,
sometimes to the side. Don't you think I've absolutely got
that skill set? Like that's what I've been born to do.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Clearly is that not a marching band.

Speaker 9 (53:58):
No, you've got instruments. This is just the art of walking.
Into a room and everyone going wow. You know he
did that backwards, but it felt like he was going forward.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I always feel like the music and dressage as well,
and I've watched a bit over the years dressage and
the music is piped in. It seems like from North
Korea or something weird classical music, but you can't quite hear.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
It's got a slight kind of military essence to it.

Speaker 9 (54:26):
But you're thinking no at wartime, no horse is sort
of trotting in sideways like pfing.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yes, I think it's a pf Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I mean I'm going to I'm going to believe you
on that.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah, you're cooking this, Barbie Jerry, you tell us so, Chris,
You've got the best Christmas comedy shown ooth coming up.
You're hosting it?

Speaker 9 (54:47):
Hell yeah, tonight? Actually is it tonight? I think it's
actually tonight. This is one of those sort of last minute,
ditched efforts to be like maybe the Hodechy people want
to come alongween sky City, you know, better place to
spend Christmas, go watch some comedy hit the casino is
what I like to say. We've got a lineup of

(55:07):
some of the best comedy is a great lineup Larry Brindley,
Stint Courtney Dawson, myself, James Paul Williams. I know, like,
come on now, your son, We're all going to be
there as a fundraiser for the New Zealand Comedy Trust
as well, which is you know, they they run the
Comedy Festival. They create systems and programs for comedians to flourish.

(55:32):
You know, they'll be doing Chris Parker's human Dressage inevitably
next year they'll be funding that.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
They'll be well, they're doing it. You'd have to say
that they are doing a good job because New Zealand
comedy at at a very strong place.

Speaker 9 (55:46):
Absolutely. Yeah, it's so funny, isn't it. Like in New Zealand.
New zeal kiwis relationship to comedies.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Like ohe New Zealand.

Speaker 9 (55:53):
But then when we're overseas, we actually punched weight above
our weight, and I'm like, I do wish sometimes that
the people, the haters could see us and see what
we're kind of pulling off, because I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
You love what's over there?

Speaker 9 (56:04):
What a crazy accent and then they're just laughing and
laughing and laughing. You know, we don't have to do
much out there and they just love us. But over here,
I'll tell you what. Oh Ze, one thing isn't it?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
But it's fine, Okay, So tonight Sky City Theater. Rarely
is you said James most week yourself, Paul Williams, heads
of people, go and grab what are you going to do?
Stay home and do a puzzle. Morons out socialized felting.
Hopefully the felting community turn up in numbers. Chris Parker,
thank you so much for coming in having me. Very

(56:38):
nice to have you.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
And a Mary got Smith to you all.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
It's good to have Chris Parker in the studio.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Well, stretching the goods.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
You know what I'm on stretching the goods too.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
I reckon my goods starts today.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
On that my goo.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I'm son Macgoocha. I told you this in a week. Yeah,
that's right, in a week and then I've got to
tier goo do. I've got a bit to do before then,
but also after that every night it's a Friday, yeah,
and I'm putting the foot down for the last two
weeks of the year. This year I've decided to.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Got a bit on the tank you're putting it back
and gear.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
I'm putting no work wise, no party wise. Yes, I'm
in full neutral.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
But party season is it.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I'm going to put the foot down this year, going
to put the hammer down in closing. Got a couple
of years of my forties left and I'm putting the
foot down for those last couple of years. I show
you guys the way to see you. Guys want to see.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
It, We'll take us out.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I'm going to bring it.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Bring it.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I'm going to bring it, Like what about Monday night?
Take men an eye out for it for a night.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
You don't want to see me on a Monday night,
Bring it, bring it, will bring it Wellington next week.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Okay, so you're not going to be.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
But the week after I'm going to bring it.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Bring it, jurry.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
In the night, breakfast if you late a sport headlines
thanks expert ul to here and you have defeated the
New Zealand Men three to two and Hockey's sultan Asland
Shark Cup in Malaysia. Black Sticks went two nil down
in the third quarter but equalized through goals to George Baker.
New Zealand had been awarded a penalty corner This is brutal,

(58:19):
but pressure on the umpire saw the decision overturned. Black
Sticks need to beat Belgium tomorrow to remain in contention
for the gold medal match.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
You can't just complain when you lose and then overturn
appenal it, you know what I mean. You've just got
to take if you lose. I don't think you should
be complaining about the way that you lost and saying
that someone may have cheated or you know what I mean.
It was just I'm just saying, just if you ever
lose it something like, particularly if you lose three times

(58:49):
in a row over the course of a calendar year,
there's nothing like, don't also throw away your dignity by
then complaining about it.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
And that's what I think, and in hockey team have
done that.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Expect I see what you're saying there. I expect the
larger scale Commonwealth Games if New Zealand hosts the twenty
thirty four edition. That's the call from nzc's Team Services
Director Ryan Archibald, with an expression of interest made to
bring the event back to the country for the first
time since nineteen ninety. I've heard about this expression of interest,
and there's talk about it just being the whole country.

(59:24):
So rather than just saying, Okay, it's it's Auckland, or
it's christ Church or it's well Wellington's not going to
host it, yeah, Dunedin or Team arou that it's the
whole country.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah, that makes sense when the country is small, if
you can get around. Also, that means we don't have to
like we can use all of the facilities across the country.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
We don't have to build anything new. Op it. Okay,
if we don't have to build anything new, it's probably
quite good.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
I think what we've just discussed in our level of
enthusiasm is about what it sounds like the level of
enthusiasm that our official bid has been A yeah, well,
I think we're not going to build anything new for it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
It's just a weird I think, because it's because everything's
that we're just stopping spending money. At the moment, nobody's
building anything. We've got no money, so turn around and go, right,
we're going to host this. I don't know, It's kind
of like inviting the neighbors around for a big party
when you've and you've got no money. Yeah, you know,
and then going and putting it on the credit card.

(01:00:23):
They're trying to impress people that are face saving your yeah,
trying to say that oh no, we're going well, well,
we're going real well at the moment, and we're not.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Also, do we care about the Commonwealth Games?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
What do you need? You need a track, you need
a pull poll and you need a couple of sports fields,
some roads to bike on, some roads to bike on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
I think we've got all these. Have we got mets
for the high jump?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Where's our pool?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Oh, we've got some good pools. Christ's got the new
pool company. I mean christ would probably with all the
new facilities that they've got going on, it's probably been
the city that's probably in the top contention. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Well you could even add lime scared races around Hagley
Park into that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Sount could introduce punting isn't down the avon or punting
isn't sports bidding?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
No, no, punting down the avon as a common game
sports combined the two you can bid on it. Grace,
you know, smoothness of pace, chat, appropriate level of chat
with the punters. How were you had on the side.
Supercars organizers are gearing up for a high stakes finale.
Is the championship heads into its final weekend. They're preparing

(01:01:30):
for one of the closest season endings in years, with
multiple drivers in contention as the title goes on the line.
In Adelaide Campus, just text on three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
He's got a spare room. If we're short on accommodation
for the comedy, I suppose we could. Yeah, we could
run a bullet situation billoting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
That would be so newsy and wouldn't people just dossing
down on couches. We'll get Usain bolt Stone at our
place for the week.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
He's out here for the Commonwealth.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
That'd be loving that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Jerry and Night, the Hotarchy Breakfast, Jerry and Mini the
hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Oh yeah, Shan from Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Oh you're a fan of Shann.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Jerry's done a little bit of research into Love Island,
something that I know that both me and she've been
watching Zoe Out and Studio B as well. It's one
of those things where every year my missus fires up
the Love Island. It's one of those trashy reality TV shows.
They put a bunch of hot singles in a in
a Big Brother type environment, film them and tempt them
with each other and watch all the carnage that happens.

(01:02:28):
And every year when the starts up, I'm like, oh god,
we're gonna watch this again. But then by episode five
because and I don't sit down and watch it, and
then you're walking through into the kitchen and then you're like, well,
why she upset? She did the same thing to him
three weeks ago, you know, and now all of a
sudden you sucked into it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
It was also a time as well where there was
just one season a year, Jerry, and that was far
more I don't know, palatable, because you could just there
was and it would go throughout winter here and Indians,
so you can just kind of sink in and watch
an now Tellia day. But now there's a UK one,
this All Star one, there's an Aussie one, so this
just love a little year round. And right now we're
in the Aussie season.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Ye, so now I can see we're in the Aussie season.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
One of the one of the interesting one of the
interesting things that goes on when you watch these shows
with your partner is that it splits up a lot
of relationship questions in your own thing because you're sitting
on the couch and then you'll see these two have
a falling out. So true, and then your missus will go,
what do you think about that? And you go, well,

(01:03:26):
he's just not validating her feelings and that's why she's upset.
It's actually got nothing to do with what they're arguing about.
It's about something else and they're just on different pages
that way. And she goes, ohn't so youre ware that
kind of stuff, eh, And so I find you know
it can it can cause a real rift if you're
having these discussions with your partner on the couch. So
I actually just text Finn's missus and have a yarn
to her about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
She was saying, you guys were having a yarn last
night about it. A couple of Kiwis have just entered
the midday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
And so I asked.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
So I asked her. I said, what do you think
about the they call them bombshells Drew when they bring
in a new a new one two keywis. I said,
what do you think about the bombshells? And she goes,
we know how I feel about Kiwi bombshells last year.
Then made the mistake of admitting which one of the
cast members had found the most attractive. No, and it
was I got asked, so I answered, honestly, that is

(01:04:16):
a fish hook.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
That is a giant fish hook with a big piece
of bloody mullet on it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
And apparently there was a wrong answer and he gave
it to yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
No, and it still is causing issues in my own well.
And apparently the reason for it was that since she
was she too was a key with the lady. Yes,
that was too close to home and that was too realistic, right,
So I maybe, which is a massive compliment to me. Yeah,
I had any chance with this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Was well in your situation and what happens when when
Gaddy comes on screen, because I'm I'm just having a
look at Gabby here from the Gold Coast, and I
know you, and when I know about you, I'm just
I don't see that there's something there, something about Gabby
that you might like. I'm not sure what it is,
but she looks just sort of your cup of tea.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
My look, I've only got eyes for one woman's Jerry,
as we all know. And it's a birthday today and
a big heavy birthday to it, so I'm not going
to get embroiled in this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Who are you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I mean, this is not really appropriate. But you're having
a look through the cast members that are currently in
near who taking your fancy?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
You're quite deep in there. I don't know, because I
need to I need to for me to understand who
I like. I need to hear a person talk and
I need to see them move. And I do know,
I seriously do. No, you don't. I'm of a different
generation mission you know, we were a generation that grew
up on real interactions with here we go, we meeting people,

(01:05:49):
talking to people, getting to know people t shirt, going
face to face, how they feel, how they smell, how
they walk, how they act, you know, as you guys
just imagine flick flap. I know how you work exactly.
I'll tell you what you've been pretty look on my
Instagram feed. You've been pretty deep into your research. I have.

(01:06:12):
Yanna's not bad?

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Is she?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yana's lovely? She's a plumber from Sydney.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
She's she Well, that's I mean, that's interesting in itself.
I know about complicated relationship with the Rex. By the way, yeah, okay,
I was watching this last year with my fifteen year
old daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Oh my and god, that is not a good No,
you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Think so, but I tell you what it actually is,
because there's a lot of lessons. You can watch people
and you go, it's great because you see someone interact
with someone, you go, that's silly, don't do that. Yeah,
that's a he's only doing that, she's blah blah bah. Yes,
there's actually a lot of lessons.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
To learn, and a fun hack for you jury that
I've learned is if you feel a little bit uncomfortable
addressing something with the person you're watching it with, just
text fins misses about it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Yep, I'll think about that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
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Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Welcome to the studio ACC Here. G Laane.

Speaker 8 (01:07:10):
Hey, I've heard you guys talking a lot about putting
it in neutral, you know, coasting down the hill like
i've known you, Jeremy now thirty years now thirty years
a long time? Wow, And I haven't known years for long,
but I feel like I have. You guys have had
it in neutral since you both left the womb. So
don't you go we're talking about here that you're checking

(01:07:31):
in neutral now you are too. You have been the
clutching and neutral for a number of years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Neutral. I think there'll be a lot of people out
there will agree with us. That's a good way to
go about things.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
We discussed this halfway through the year that in fact
we had enough momentum up that instead of putting it
in neutral, we could leave it in gear and just
roll down the hill, because that actually uses less fuel
than being in neutral, because when you're in neutral, it
uses fuel to idle, but when you're in gear, the
wheels actually turned the engine, which uses lest.

Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
I'll tell you what you don't do, turn the engine off,
because then the steering wheel locks and you're in all
sorts of trouble when you come to a corner. I
found out the hard way about that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah, yeah, sort a friend of mine who decided to
down his hell and then try and swing into his
driveway straight into the fence.

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
Also, I wouldn't advise if someone says to you, can
you cross your legs and cross your arms and still
drive your car drove it through the garage door?

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Who suggested that, especially.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
When you're trying to win to a garret knowing you
leane I reckon. It was suggested as I bet you
can't that was it? Yeah, there was, definitely it was
sport on this week. No rugby's over thank god. The
next week on the Yah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
It is a bit of Formula one going on the
Cata Grand Prix, which some of the most portiz is
a jizzing about because of the strap on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Is he's coming? Apparently, it's all it's all wide open. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
Well, thanks to Netflix and Liberty and Media who engineered
a disqualification of both McLaren drivers last weekend, they've managed
to engineer a grandstand finish in Katar and Abi.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Dhabi because this is the end of the season.

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
Yes, that's two races, so this one's the Katar and
then following week is is but also in Abu Dubby
is also this final of the Sale Grand Prix, which
New Zealand is vying for, the big race where the
top three who qualify race for two million dollars first
prize when it takes all. So there you riches riches,

(01:09:23):
richest cash prize. And in sailing is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
Interesting is the sailing, isn't it? Because no one really
talking about the America's Cup. Are they when it is. No,
no one key is anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Because the America's Cup is competed for in courtrooms. It's
not competed on the water. It's just litigation and then
someone when someone loses and they go back to court gear.

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
Yeah, that's right. And they seem to be copying most
of the things that sale GP are doing right now
in terms of making the boat smaller, more comparable, so
they're the same. It kind of sounds like SLGP doing
a bit more of a circuit on it, getting more
people involved, kind of sounds like sal GP.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
I've always said that, you know, because the home team
for the America's Cup gets to decide the format and
a lot of the stuff around the boats, like what
kind of boat it could be. We should just go
walker Amma when we win it, because I reckon, I reckon,
Switzerland are beating us at a waker Ama race.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
No, that's a good point. Is there something to do
with the fact that you go America's Cup versus sole
GP is that some of the I mean, Larry Allison's
behind sal GP and Russell Coats probably two of the
smartest people in world sport. Yes, and then they're up
against adults. Yep, who's doing the America's.

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
Cup and he's hammering away in the Missionary.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
So it's got something to do with how much resources
being thrown at something and how much thoughts being put
into it.

Speaker 8 (01:10:41):
And yeah, they there and they are committed to it,
big Big Larry and Russell Coots are committed to the
sale GP and they want to make it succeed. And
when you've got a billionaire saying I want to make
it succeed, you go to court. Tends to happen. It
tends to happen. Also, the bit of footy on Phoenix
playing this weekend Aukle THEFTC have got another home game
on Sunday afternoon noon as well. That's still top of

(01:11:02):
the table there, but building up to the Big Doobie,
the Big Doobie which is happening in a couple of
weeks next weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Where's that one?

Speaker 8 (01:11:08):
It's in Auckland and Oakland f C will be hosting
the Phoenix.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
And how are the Phoenix going in terms of how
many games they have won versus how many games Auckland
f C one And.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
It's polar opposites.

Speaker 8 (01:11:18):
Unfortunately, it's a faunell at the moment, isn't it could
be staring down the barrel of one of those years.
They've got a huge, huge complex over the Auckland f C.
At the moment that they need to, they need to
snap out of it. Otherwise they could be facing a
couple of years of just humiliation.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I can see why they'd be upset. But we've had
a football team here for years.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
None none of he is talking about it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:38):
None of you talked about it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
And the first time you care about it, you're against us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
But I did like that billboard that Auckland f C
took out at the Wellington Airport and it just said
Ellington and it said we're taking the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Wh We're taking the w Bookland.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Give you an l.

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
Hey, I just kind of say I have been on
a heater with this Taby Hunchett and on the Hedey
Breakfast two weeks in a row. I've hit which got
the pot up to eleven hundred dollars which we're giving away.
It's on Facebook right now on the Radiohodaki you can
win a share of that eleven lots of one hundred
dollars cares go straight into your tab account. Thank you,
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
And this week my.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
Hunch, I'm going full Formula one. I'm going the strap
On to win. I'm going Isaac Hadja, which is Liam
Lawson's teammate, to be in the points finished so in
the top ten, and Kimmie Antonelli, the young Mensades driver,
to be on the podium. That's paying fifteen bucks. That
one returned fourteen hundred, So that one, it's pretty juicy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
We're we're on somewhat of a warning streak ourselves. The
TB that pays actually paid last week just went.

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
I did look at that. Yeah, I mean it was
fairly weak.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Oh yeah, he won about a dollar fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:44):
Yeah, you pricked two of the favorites. I think you
picked the All Blacks to win and the Black Caps
to win. Yeah, both paying like a dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Two Australia in Australia England.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Yeah, and you know what Lane they did this week.
This week I've gone back to the well. I'm on
Cameroon to beat Libya in the Fever qual fires at basketball,
they're paying a dollar in one yep.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
And I'm going New Zealand to beat Westernis in the test.

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
You make dollar forty five, you make you both make
me sick.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
We just we just need to get it on. We're
gonna win. We're gonna win. Thanks very much for coming in,
acc hre g Lane, have a lovely weekend this weekend.
We'll be back on Monday from six on. The Hidachey
Breakfast podcast is going to be at eleven am this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Thanks Mashie.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
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