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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hardarchy, Breakfast, Load up on landscaping with bunning straight.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jerry Vnigha Run Pole Rag. Jerry and Menaigha run Whole Wreck.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Wreck.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Jerry and Managa run Whole Wreck. Jerry and Maniga run.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
The Beautiful Work on the falsetto.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
There, bloody beautiful. Have you seen that Charlie Sheen documentary yet?
We were talking about it with Lane last week.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Good morning by the way, Joe, good morning, Minight, good
morning everyone.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, I have seen little clips of it so far.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Go watch it, bloody girl, that's it. G Lane was
saying last week, if you close your eyes, any of
these stories that he's telling could have that sound like
they could have been coming out of lee heart.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh god, I thought you were going to say, g Lane.
In a lot of ways, Charlie Sheen is the g
Lane of American broadcasting Slash entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, in a lot of ways. It's a hell of
a story.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
One of the highlights is when for some reason, all
famous people in America seem to know each other. And
he was on his way home from a massive bender
and he stopped and to see Slash and Slash goes, jeez, man,
you need to sort it out, and he's like, shit,
of all the things Slash is seen over his life.
If he's looking at you and saying you need to
get it together, that's probably when you need to put
up in it.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah. Apparently he was just famous for turning out no
matter what, and no matter how many hours of sleep
he had, and he would turn up lover's lines had
his marks. Everybody he worked with him always said no, great,
please to work with, despite how absolutely shocking his life was.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
After the camera stopped brotherer Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
But then at a certain point he stopped showing up
and that's so it was like he's getting two million
dollars an episode for this two and a half men show.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, but by the end of it, when they sacked them,
it was ridiculous. Remember they replaced him with Ashton Kutcher. Yeah,
just randomly, not.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Quite in the same let's save it all.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
There's only paying that guy to Miller, He's only one anyway,
a huge show. Lane claims the fame coming up after
eight o'clock, we're going to get to the bottom of
anoline total or conspiracy as well. I want to know
what's going on?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, we're talking to someone from one News. They know
a lot of things on one News.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
They say along, then they want to back. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So what's your your delivery? Jerry with ch been sent
a parcel. I know what mine is before I even
open it.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I have no idea what miners? It says from Matt
Mogart a U T on the center.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm thinking that's gonna be so Matt b degree.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Maybe Matt moga is going to degree the guy from
the Auckland University of Technology that we talked to who
was potentially working in the background on getting an award
named after Jerry for most successful dropout.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
It is some sort of piece of paper didn't play
stick Jerry.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, So Matt from aut professor, I believe ye from
AU two has sent me other radio stations and shit
it's a student radio and Alto on New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, okay, which for long time listeners of the show,
we'll know that's the reason why you didn't finish your degree,
because you were working at student radio.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, that's right. And I'm wondering whether maybe I mentioned
in that book perhaps who knows and here is also
part of it. Oh yeah, oh, this is the certificate.
It's not my degree, right, it says, so it's it's.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
On the back of a higher sort of a thing.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's his outstanding achievement in the field of excellence. Jeremy Wells,
coach manager, Matt Date, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, so this isn't an award named after you. This
is an award given to you.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, So we started an honorary doctorate, we worked backwards
to honorary degree certificate had How are you going.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
On with that package, mate, Well, I'm trying it.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You're really battling there.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
I'm just trying to keep the front of it.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Turn your mic off until you get that year. And
then we went down to handshake high five and we've
now got a ward, mate, not named after you, but
given to you and written on the back of a
Warwick folder.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Well, the other part about this is that is that
it's he's actually like, so there's the here's the certificate
here on the back of a I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's real as resilience.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
There's actually another award that's been that's been scratched out.
It's actually as a certificate, but he's wanted to keep
it nice and straight by putting the back of a
Warwick one before a loose leaf for a loose leaf
refill card piece of cardboard on there. So it was
nice that he wanted to keep this straight. It's still
dogged corners, a book that he's written himself.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I said to sign.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, he has sent in his own boat and the certificate.
So it was highly unsuccessful. Actually, the whole exercise of
going back, because of course Zoe is now has a degree,
You've got a degree, has got a degree.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm the least coquified person on.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
The whole briek for show, and we thought maybe we
can go back and get me a degree. Going back
and looking at my marks and actually revisiting that time
in my life was actually quite personally, quite damaging, retraumatizing.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, look, I apologize for that. I think all we
achieved there really was retraumatizing you and alerting the rest
of the nation to the fact of how.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Poorly educated you precisely and what you got.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, I already know what this before I even opened it.
So last year when South Canterbury were on the undefeated run.
They went into the I think semi finals of the
Heartland Championship down there at the new Alpine Energy Stadium
in Tomoru, freshly revamped. As I said, they hadn't lost
in five years. I played Mid Canterbury. Jake from Ealing
Station said, if Mid Canterary trip you up, you've got

(05:56):
to wear a Mid Canteribary uniform on the next ACC commentary.
And then we both forgot about that for a year.
But when he Heartland started up again, he came good
on the thing. And this is a parcel from Jake
from Elling Station. This is the captain's spear uniform. The
captain goes by the nickname of Fridge because he's Biggie's

(06:17):
wide and you put person this is the only one
that it's.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
A beauty Okay, so it's green. It's not what I
thought it was going to be.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Actually, this is a Mid Canterbury Heartland ragbag.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Green with white, sorry with white with yellow stripes, yew
thin yellow stripes.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
That's number eighteen.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Who beat them again? Who beat South Canterbury again? Just
a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
Weird phrase on the front. It says we're stronger without alcohol.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well, that's that's not right. For the fridges are pretty
ironic considering the fridge center today. Now I wrote to
two degrees, neither of which for opening letters. Have you
managed to get through the Fort Knox that was wrapped
around yours?

Speaker 8 (06:59):
So this one says from our old mate Blake Dawson,
which is lovely for the Yeah for the Hodock you
breakfast show in exchange for two of Jerry's old towels.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
And now really he's really wrapped this up quite well.
It's the name, it's the name. Play is Ruder chief
a maturity officer.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Oh that's fitful. And then we've got another one here,
Zoe special Temperature consultant. So these are all on what
are they laser itched onto the little pieces.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Of wood, So they're like name tags that you put
on the front of your desk.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Just read that one out for.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Support host and Rural Correspondent. That was master you Master,
you named you the support host.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Of the Mania. If you want to read that one
out there, Jerry co host.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
And Remuera correspondent.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
Wonderful.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Great, So we've all got thank.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
You Blake Dawson. Then we need to get the towels
to him. That was the exchange. It is your four
towels that you brought it. They are still sitting behind Zoe.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Oh thank goodness for that. I thought someone else will
nab them. No, they haven't been used for any spells
or anything like that. Does you want them staying or launded?
They were launded. Well, I could stain them up again
if he needs them.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Look, get in touch like Dawson. Let us know what
and what condition you'd like them, and we'll see to
it go.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's nice to get it of mail, isn't it physical mail?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
No, it doesn't move.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Doesn't happen very often these days.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Does anything you want po Box nineteen forty five, christ Church.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's lovely to get something from you.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Jerry and Miniah. The hold Ikey Breakfast History.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow email.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Will Today's the thirtieth of September. And as I click
on the little calendar thing on the bottom right in
corner on my screen, I see that it is the
last day of September. Yes, it is thirty days half September.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
At half at half at half at halfway, as does
September April June and November you get the knuckles going
all the rest of thirty one except February, which has
got twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
That always annoyed me. I remember, there's one of those
things I decided as a kid. I was like, I'm
just never gonna understand this, and for the rest of
my life, I will not know how many days each
month was it a half? It was half. I was like, why, why, where,
where's Hath come from? You've never seen half before, and
now all of a sudden we're half in the months
and a half. I'm out. I never need to know it.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I have a cold at the moment.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You do have a cold, but cold Jerry Hath cold. Uh.
You know how back when we were at school, they
were like, stop using their bloody calculator. You know when
you when you're an adult, you'll be out there, you
won't be able to use the calculator. You're gonna need
to learn how to do this stuff yourself. And that
were wrong because calculators have never been more accessible. Is
the same thing going to happen with chat GPT? Are

(09:41):
they going to be like stop using chat GPT cause
when you get out there in the world, you're not
going to have it.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I think we're already there. Yeah, I think we're there.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I think what about Hath and Doth, because doth as
that does.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Or do?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
I think Heath and Doth have got something about them,
just a but much.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
You know, doth He, you're gonna be the Doth guy
getting around old Yodi.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I'll go old YOLDI on it.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Doth Vader. On this day and eighteen forty six, anesthetic
ether is used to extract a tooth for the first time.
The surgery is performed by an American dentist, William T. G.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Morton.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
For the surgery and dentistry were done with little to
no pain relief, as demonstration paved the way for widespread
adoption of anesthesia and surgery. So before then it was
just like bite down on this hose, mkut your arm off.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
TG Morton. Doth Hath.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Ether Hath anesthetized for the first time on this day.
In nineteen sixty the Flintstones Doth premiere. It's the first
prime time animated TV show. Many eighties nineties kids grew
up watching reruns. Despite being a cartoon, it was written
for adults as much as kids, with storylines about marriage, work, consumerism.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
And suburban life.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
It was silly because it had dinosaurs on it. It
didn't make sense. The dinosaurs were well gone by the
time the humans got there. Yeah, well, you know, it
never made sense to me. I was as a kid.
I was like this stupid starting to wonder about Flintstones.
These was legit. Never thought that, well what there were
people like? The dinosaurs came and went. People on dinosaurs
didn't exist at the same time in Stone Age.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Stupid having said that when they pull up at the
driver and they get a rack of t rex or
whatever it is that they put on the side of
their car, that looked delicious. Fred and Wilmer Flintstone first
animated married couple to share a bed on television, and
the debut of their daughter, Pebbles, was a global event.
The contests held worldwide to name her.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, the episode where they actually made Pebbles was pretty
kind of weird. I can still watch at the time,
the mad yeah her. You know what's it called?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
How?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Conception?

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
How?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
That was the first ever animated conception.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Twenty seventeen and Indonesian man survives a fight with a
giant python nearly eight meters long. Thirty seven year old
security guard Robert nababan encountered the python about twenty six
feet long while patrolling an oil pump plantation and the
Bdangan Sail district of Sumatra. Mister number barn was trying
to catch the snake, either to clear it from the
roads the villages could pass, or to protect the people

(12:10):
froightened by the snake. When he attempted to put it
in a sack, the python thought fought back who would
have thought? Who had thought? But badly on his left arm,
nearly severing it. Other villages and security guards came to
help one person club the snake with a log during
the struggle. I've watched so many videos of people getting
in fights with random animals around Asia, and the go
to movers had it with a stick.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, well that's small either way, grab something in this
situation was a club.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I love Fred Flintstone, actually I think that.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah. After the python was killed, its body was displayed
in the village, then chopped up, fried and eaten by locals.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
And snake can be delicious. It seems kind of like
a eel.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, he'll seem a whole lot easier to catch than
a snake from Honest born on this day, nineteen fifty seven.
Fran Dresser. She was walking in a bridle shop. She's
so annoying, best known for her role as the Nanny
sixty eight today. Yeah she wasn't.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
She moved in on that guy's husband. It was kind
of a weird sit. It was a weird never liked
that show.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
And turning forty today, you're about to see him and
just a couple of weeks time. Jerry T. Paine real
name for him Rashard Najim, a rapper, singer, songwriter and producer.
Tea paint stance for Tallahassee Pain, referencing the struggles of
growing up in his hometown of Tallahassee, Florida.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Only hath many, doesn't he?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
He do?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
And twenty seven today, the Dirt Mags first up and
Dutch Formula one driver became the youngest driver in F
one history at age seventeen and the youngest race winner
at eighteen years old.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Wow, So for me, he's thirty five, maxis Dama. Yeah
he's not twenty seven, and he was thirty five when
he was twenty three. Yeah, he's always been there.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Some people are like that, I've always been thirty five.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah you are, You're thirty five.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
When I met Kate Brettan I was twenty five. She
thought I was the same age as she was, which
was about thirty five at the time, and she was like.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
So, how many kids you go, blah blah.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I was like, Kate, I like twenty five.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
So when you were fifteen and thirty five? Yeah? Was
that hard or easy?

Speaker 9 (14:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
While I was helping my grandmother run a shoe shop,
so it was actually quite helpful. People really thought I
knew what I.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Was talking about.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Iber And that is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.
It's summary for Tuesday, the thirtieth of September twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Jerry in the Night, the Hodarkey Breakfast, It's.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Time you Later, Sport headlines thanks to expert Ultra. The
beer for Here, no R and R for all Blacks
prop to Mighty Williams as he returns to his childhood
home of Perth for Saturday's Rugby Championship match against the Wallabies.
The twenty five year old moved to the city when
he was a few months old and lived there until
he was fifteen. He insists this visit will involve no fanfare.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I mean I was just saying before off there, I
feel like there's more Kiwis in Perth than there are
in the entire South Island by population.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Now, I don't know that he grew up in Perth.
I want to know what he's like off the back foot.
I bet he's really really good at playing the hock
in the pool shop, just like.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
The hard deck. They love it.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Anyone growing up there.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, well you've got it. That's all you can do. Yeah,
it's an absolute bloody yeah road of national significance.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
Now, what happened to Darryl Mitchell?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, that's exactly what happened Daryl Mitchell. He grew up
over there, of course.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well so by coincidence, well not even coincidence. When I
lived in Calgarley, which is about six hours inland from birth,
I was. I worked as a glassy you know, you
pick up the glasses around the pub bring them back.
One day I turned around and Nathan Sharp and John
Mitchell were standing behind me, two seven footers with bald heads,

(15:34):
and I thought, oh Jesus, the skin heads are in town.
And then I realized that actually it was the Western
Forced Rugby team who had brought their rugby camp out
to Calgouley for god knows what reason, I don't know.
And then it ended up at the bar that I
worked at, and it was quite a funny bar because
they had Calgarley Cops would come through. Do you remember

(15:54):
that TV show? Yes, Calgarley Cops. And so when the
cops would come from and the TV cameras weren't with them,
they were just normal cops and they'd have a yarn
with you or whatever. As soon as the cameras are
with them. Now they're holding their belts on their vests
and like strutting around will As soon as the cameras
found out that there's a rugby team in town, cameras
are straight down the pub. Cops bloody, just kicking random
people out just for a bit of content.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
They're quite different thro the old Australian cops.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
They drive horses around. I watched the guy get run
over by a horse on it and as he went down,
there's other guy who was down down the so the
cop hit him with the horse or like brushed his shoulder,
jumped off the horse, tackled him to the ground, and
then this random guy was watching the whole thing and
just goes surrender.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I feel like they're all the same person. The Australian cops.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, they don't like they've got no sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
God no, no, no, no, no, no no. You can have
a yarn with a kivy cop. They'll have a yarn
with you. And Australian Cup.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
No. No.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
The other thing you said before was six hours and
land from perpose that's not even really that and land driving.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, and when you look at it on the map,
so when people will go, yeah, just next to Pertha.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Six hours sort of man, Yeah, yeah, England or Randi.
Chris Polkes has retired from international cricket. Thirty six year
old played sixty two Tests and was part of One
Day International and T twenty World Cup winning teams.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Rap Wokes, Folks, Stokes and whoever else.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
And Melbourne's Storm League star Jerome Hughes is certain he'll
be one hundred percent for Sunday's NRL Grand Final against
Brisian Sydney, saying he's well and truly over arm and
shoulder injuries.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I know he said that, but anyone who saw the
game saw the size of the thing that was on
his arm. I mean, I reckon, I wouldn't be surprised
if he's got one of those casts with the bits
of metal come out and they got the framing you
know when they put the scaffolding on to hold your
bones together. It looked like that. It was that bloody big.
But it's a Grand Final, Jerry, you know, a goody.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I saw some footage of Craig Bellamy speaking last night
about how hard did us get into a Grand Final
and he said, like, we've had a good season. This
is just every team that makes a Grand Finals had
a great season, just whether or not you've had an
amazing season.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, and that let the chips fall where they mate.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, he's very much like that. It's like we've made
it here and we'll see how we go. If we're
good enough to win the game, we'll win the game.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Good season eas of him today. He's been to about
twelve Grand Finals in the last thirteen years. I said
in Melbourne storm A favorites dollars seventy over Brisbane Broncos fifteen.
I don't know, man, the Broncos are looking pretty good.
Paddy Carrigan back two worse than two fifteen.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Oh, it's going to be a good game.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Jerry mman Knight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Jerry, where's the strangest place you've ended up after a bender?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
I've ended up in some pretty strange places, and I
I mean once I ended up in a person's house
in Tiatrador, Yes, after a bender that involved an acc
night out.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I don't know if you've ever heard about that.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I know, but I can't imagine that night out started
and all were.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Started in Hamilton and as.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
She's rather than.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Is on the east coast in the White Cuttle, Yeah right,
it's about one hundred k's and I found myself on
a leopard skin.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Do they cover with a bunch of other people? Actually? Oh? Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Were these the kinds of people that we vests, that
used to wear vests out that they're no longer allowed
to wear anymore in public?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Possibly?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, right, I think I have I think I have
heard about this. Possibly, yeah, well house this Argentinian man.
You may see the story overnight. But an Argentinian man
has showed up to his own funeral, and as soon
as he walked in, everyone obviously flabbergasted because they've just
seen literally a ghost twenty two year old who has
not been named. He had been on a three day bender. Meanwhile,

(19:51):
just in the village that he lived in, his entire
family witnessed a man get hit by a truck and
then taken off to the hospital eventually ended up in
the morgue. Family was sent down to the morgue to
identify the body, which had no idea on it, and
they said, oh, yeah, I think it is our brother,
so they buried him. Then all of a sudden, the
dude comes back from a three day be in there.

(20:12):
It goes, oh god, what's going on here? You guys
all right? Who died? And they're like, we thought you did.
He's ended up at his own funeral.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Great result of three day be there, Great role for
the mother who mist identified him.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah. Well that's the other part is how that happened,
because they the brother came out and made a statement.
He was saying he was upset without was handled, particularly
that he was sent to the morgue twice to identify
his brothers. Well, maybe you should have identified your brother
if you went down there twice.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Well, apparently the mom identified him by his clothing and
distinguishing features.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, but what were the distinguishing features, like nose? What
was this?

Speaker 4 (20:48):
But anyway, it must have been quite the body must
have been quite badly smashed up by the truck.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I presume.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
So.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, but can you imagine what because you know, three
day being the you're in no fit state of mind
when you walk back into any sort of family functioning.
Imagine walking in and seeing your own funeral. You're like, oh,
hang on, did I die? Am I alive right now?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Or am I dead? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Of all the things to walk out, I mean, I've
been three day bender and then into Christmas yea, And
that was that was difficult. Boy, that was difficult. Mainly
was the conversation around the Christmas table. I would never
do that again, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
And Jeremy, any life out there, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
God, what have you been up to this year?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
And you're like, well, I can't even remember what I've
been up to it for the last three days or
ten minutes alone in the last year.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
All I can tell you is I have been up
for the last three days.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (21:33):
One of the more confusing parts of the story is
how they don't want to name the guy, but they're
quite heavy to check a picture of him on the
priests and on social media. I find it very strange.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I just can't remember his name.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
You've got to say, good result, thought, great result for
the family, great result were all involved. But one hell
of a story. What is he twenty two?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, because the story goes from, oh look at old mate,
what a degenerator has been out on a three day bender?
Oh my god, thank god he's alive. I'm good. A
spirit of thought for the family of the person who
actually did die.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
A good point.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Jerry and Minian the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
So the Righter Cup's just finished.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Europe have beaten America for the first time in America
for sometime.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah. I don't know what time. I mean, there's time
to get on the paperwork. I've just got the paper
in front of me. Europe's hold off held off an
epic US comeback, yes, kind of, but they also had
an unassailable lead going into the end.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
They started off really well.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
So the right Cup for people who don't know anything
about golf, which would be a lot of people, is
all the best European players versus all the best American
players that you play for the Ryder Cup it's been
going for quite some time.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
And I know it might be confusing that it's a
country versus a continent, but I actually think it's probably
better to think of the US as a continant than
a country. They are so big. I mean, they literally
are North America, and each state is basically like its
own country. That's why when you meet an American, they
don't tell you they're from America. They'll tell you what
state they're from.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
It's kind of two tours, isn't it, in two versus
the PGA. So there was a I mean, the reason
this one was so interesting was because of the crowd
in New York, and they were a fiery crowd and
Rory McRoy a couple of times, who was playing for
the European team, stepped back because he was getting a
bit of abuse hell at him.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, someone was saying that he's not a very good player.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah I am.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I am quite reasonable.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I'm a pretty handy player. He was. And I even
saw afterwards he was saying he, you know, he felt
like they handled themselves pretty well and all things considered,
but he said every now and then, I did have
to bite back at some of the some of the fans.
One of the journalists asked him about how that felt.

Speaker 10 (23:40):
How satisfying is it to turn around to someone and say, quote,
shut the effort and then stick it to two feet.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Very satisfying. So it worked for him, Yeah, because there's
a bit of complain I don't know if he was
actually genuinely complaining. I mean, he was complaining on that
when he was on the course and stuff, but I
don't know if he was generally that upset about it,
because the really is when he's fired up at most situations,
sees she plays really, really well.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, and it's one of those weird things with golfer.
It's like does it make the sport better or worse?
Having all of this, I do feel like it was
a bit of an It was you watched it and
you're like, this is messy, messy stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Okay, I thought that, But then I thought about it
a bit more and I thought, so, what's the reason
for that. The reason is because you've got kind of
America versus or USA versus other Europe.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
So for the first time ever, you're playing for a country.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
So anybody who plays rugby, for example, or anybody who
plays cricket for New Zealand and goes to Australia and
stands on the boundary. You get abuse here on there.
That's just what happens. So those cricket players are used
to it. Yes, golfers are golfers, so they're not playing.
Nobody really cares about a golfer, Like, you know, I
just love Rory McRoy everything about him. I just you know,

(24:51):
it's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
It's the difference is you don't have like Tony Larle's
the MC for the black Caps. He wouldn't be standing
on the boundary leading and if Australia that's quite weird.
And also like throwing full glasses of drinks at people's wives,
that's weird. But I wondered, did they know whose wife
that was, who was standing right next to her? Was
he assume, okay, yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
That's gross.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
That's the part I think we're But the flip side
of that is is all of a sudden everyone cares
about the Rider Cup, where I don't think they did,
and that yeah it's not least of all the European team,
and we've got audio of them on their bus after
they won it. They really brought the soccer chart thing

(25:39):
to golf.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
What I was surprised about was that they have a bus.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
You would have thought they'd been on a plane.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I thought they'd be on individual limosa or helicopter's going
to places where they were going.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I suppose that's the team part of it, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
How much do they care though, Oh yeah, they like
It was interesting when you saw when you saw Shane
Lowry sink that part. Yeah, he cares way more about that.
Don't say winning the PGA or even winning the Mark.
I mean, Rory kid a lot about winning the Masters.
Obviously that was something that eluded him for a long time. Yeah,
but you saw how much he cared about that part.
Because you're playing for a team, you're playing for more

(26:15):
than just yourself.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
That's right, and I quite like it now. Do I
understand how the team versus team thing and the points
thing works? No, I do not. Someone's texted on three
four a three petition the flight to Fiji at the
same time as the Big Show, and he called them
on the course it's a great idea, Like, that's a
great idea. We might have to do that.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Well, when I was playing in the Chasing the Fox.
I was looking for some heckling I wanted, you know,
when you're standing on the TV, I find it much
better to have people yelling abuse at you, yeah, rather
than the abuse that's going on on my own head
towards myself.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
No, one hundred percent. One thing that I've saw on
the tea box that chasing the Fox, that I've never
seen before. David Seymour walked up to the tea box
holding his girlfriend's hand. I've never seen Amanda that before.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I don't know how I feel about that.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Coming up after seven o'clock the Tuesday Cheer not only
where checking in on the Big Brown slim Down, but
also lips a lip check up.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
Oh Jeremy Manna, Oh Jeremy Manya to Stall nine and
there Oh Jeremy man a.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Beautiful vocal performance. If you think you can do a
better vocal performance, or something equally as good, or maybe
something worse, just go into the iHeartRadio app, press the
little microphone icon and send it in to us.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Make sure you put your name with it, though, so
we can credit you.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, please, unless And I do wonder because some of
the new ones that have been coming through it. They
still I don't have names on them, and I wonder
maybe they don't want to be assassiated with it, you know,
maybe it's not some of their best work. Maybe, So
if you want to remain anonymous and send one and
then feel free to do so as well.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Just talking about Rory McCarey before in the Ride a Cup. Yeah,
just thinking as I was out in the office with
Australian content direct to Pixie Campbell, who was saying, you
know that that tribalism, the idea of representing a country.
Imagine someone like Richard Hadley who went to Australia in
the nineteen eighties and he was standing down there and
the chance of Headley's a wanker, an entire mcg channing

(28:18):
Handley's a wanker. Yeah, it's a great compliment and fight well, yeah,
it's a compliment when the oppositions start trying to get
under thing because they obviously care.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, that's right. They don't make chance about players they
don't care about, and that's what. It's such an honor
that someone sent in a seven nation army chart for
us this morning, isn't it? Big Aral radio. Are we
going to get to the bottom of this bloody blackmant.
We're gonna blow it wide open. Actually the Silver Fern's
scandal that's going on at the moment. They sacked the coach,
then they win the competition. Then they come out after
winning the competition and go we want the coach back.

(28:47):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Well, it's made netball interesting, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
What is going on? But up next on to talk about.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Your lips and please someone wants to talk about them.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Run it's the thing on everyone's love was.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Thinking about them for the last two weeks.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Jerry and Mian Night the hot I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
So health and well beings all the rage these days,
so we are jumping on the bandwagon by creating a
segment where we check in and pretend we care about
each other's health, at least for three and a half minutes.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, that's right. This was born out of chucking a
fatty on the scales, which we will do very shortly
as well. I was gonna apply for a Rahui moratorium
ceasefire again this week. Had a big week on I
was away most last week. But Jerry, I understand you
have got something wrong. With your face.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, got something heavily wrong with my lips.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Anyone been to the South Island recently noticed that when
you go to the South Island you come back with
South Island lip.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'm gonna be honest with you. You said that, and
I was like, no, that's the most ridiculous thing I've
ever heard. And then I realized that my lips are chapped.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
It's a condition that only affects you when you go
to the South Island. It's something in the air. Literally,
it's something not in the air is in the air.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
In other places you like a moisture, it's dry and
then that east they whips up at about three in
the afternoon every single day and you're not drinking enough
water and you're up on the slopes.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Suppose I was drinking a lot of water.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I don't know if it's the water thing, because you
think sometimes with the dehydration. I have before drunk myself
to a dry lip. Too much red wine.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I've seen you drink yourself into a stupid before.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
H Yeah, well, I've been there plenty of times, but
drunk too much red wine and got the red wine.
Lips are the wolf mouth, you know, the red bits
to go around the lips. It's and you have to
scratch it off. The cakeing the wolf mouth.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
It's not a good look.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
The dry horror is the next day after that.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
It gets you wous as you get older too.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
So tell us, Jerry, how have you recovered? And it's
Tuesday now you've been back for about forty eight hours.
How the lips this morning?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Well, funny you say that because I no amount of chapstick.
Because I was, I was on the lip barm, I
was on all sorts of stuff while I was in
the South Island trying to keep the lips, trying to
keep them in one piece.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Basically, I'm shredded, and my whole family was lips were shredded.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And the whole family chapping a bit of stick.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
We're all chapping stick.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
This is my I have. I've had a long hell
conspiracy theory. I don't believe in many of them look
into the moon landing, but I do wonder if they
put something in chapstick that d so initially that better off,
and then after that they chap your lips. I reckon
they put something in there that makes it worse afterwards.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
It's like your lips lose the ability to create their
own moisture.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, and you notice, if you've ever seen someone who's
using chaps they use it all the time. People get
addicted to the stuff. Yeah, I reckon, that's my conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah. Well, I'm not a chapstick user on a daily
I don't use chapstick normally. My lips are normally moist enough.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I don't really have.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Lips, as my daughter keeps pointing out, but the lips
that I do have hiding away. Yeah, they don't face
they don't face the sun, which helps. I think if
you've got lips that are up facing the sun, I
think that can be problematic.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
That'll chap for drying.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
So normally it's fine, But in the situation, I wonder
whether it's like serotonin, you lose your lips. You know,
if you put too much serotonin in your body through ultimates,
through external external sources, then.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Your body and the end just goes. You know what,
there's no point in producing this stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You guys are got at sus.

Speaker 8 (32:08):
It's interesting what you say about that conspiracy theory, because
I know someone who's into quite a few conspiracy theories,
but one of his was the fact that apparently shampoo
does the same thing, and then it just keeps breeding
the fact that you need it. And so he's like,
I'm going to get off the shampoo, and he said
it took him three pretty horrific weeks, and then by

(32:29):
the sixth week is here now is self cleaning. Any
six months on, he has not washed his hair with shampoo.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I believe in that stuff, because you know, how did
the cave men get on. I also knew of a
man who had dreadlocks, and he took to washing his
hair in the sea with egg yolks, and that was.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Part of us.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Okay, well how did that go?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Well? I know, I imagine you'd end up with dreads, wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, well he started with dreads that he was washing
the dreads right. Yeah, it's terrible. A couple of texts
coming in. You've got to hydrate from the inside out.
Chapstick is a band aid, but panthon is way better
than chaps stick. And this one here, Jerry, it's the
South Island muff. I've been causing that.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
That makes a lot of That makes a lot of sense,
it really does.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast We're just.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Talking about your lips, Jerry, and how week your constitution
is after a week away in the south.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Although I've been back in the North Isldan now for
two days and I've got to say already, now look
at my lips starting to come to them again. But
look they have come back completely.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Did you end up chapping a bit of stick while
you're down there?

Speaker 3 (33:37):
I chapped.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
I chapped so much stick, went through about half a stick.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Now tell me this, when did you stop chapping stick?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
As soon as I came up And now all of a.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Sudden, that's come right. So this is my conspiracy theory
that chapstick has something in it that then drives you
out afterwards, so that you're dependent on the chapstick.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
You've got to go through a layer of lap, Yeah,
you've got to.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
You've got to lose a layer of lap and then
just go and then fight your way through it. Eventually
the next layer will come through and that's good to go.
But if you keep chapping, you keep putting a band
aid over the top of the issue.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Well, this is the argument that man, the message we're
having because on the Friday night, just being she put
chapstick on my lips, and I was like, you've done
this to me. She goes, no, you already look like
you kissed belt Sander before I did that. We had
a bit of an argue about about that. But I
was talking about my conspiracy theory before, and you were
saying was it You were to saying, yeah, Shampoo's the
same sort of situation, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
I've got a friend that read there's this new movement.
It's called no poo. I've just been looking it up.
No po you do not use shampoo, and you try
and get it to the point where you're here, uses
the natural oils to clean itself.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I've been on that regime for some time. Really, yeah,
I have, I really have, because my here if I
go shampoo, it goes all boufform and it looks really bad.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, I look like crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I look like a microphone when i've when I've washed
my hair, someone sticks through here, non shampoo, use it here,
It's true. Someone else seven years to no shampoo. I
only use it when I lie down on engine oil.
Just use conditioner for context. I have clearly here halfway
down my back as a bloke. No shampoo works a treat. Okay,
when how often do you washing your hair?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
I wash my hair once every I'm going to say month,
once a month. I reckon once a month.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
What's your cue to wash your hair?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
I go to that when I get my hair cut. Yeah,
and even though, but interestingly, the prison is cutting my
hair now, he doesn't wash us here doesn't wash his
own hair. No, he doesn't want he doesn't wash his heir,
and he's shouldn't wash your hair.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
What about the guy that does your lips? Does he really?
How often you watching.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
This might surprise you. I have to wash my hair
every day with shampoo, and if I don't, I get
horrendous dand draft, I say, pimples of my head if
I don't do it. That's at one point I was
growing a mullet. I just stop because I was getting
pimples around my head. It is that, right, Yeah, okay,
you need to be sure season as sure as purple

(35:59):
is not ticks.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
I'm not sure. I suspect it was pimple.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
It's also going to stop sleeping outside. I think I've
got cues for washing my hair and for conditioning my hair.
I feel like most people don't. You dudes in particular.
I think most duds just have that little two and
one head and shoulders situation, yeah, or whatever one that
you get from the shop for me, And it always

(36:25):
smells like an abstract concept like sport or possibility. Women's
stuff's always like flowers and fruits and stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
It's bizarre. So my cue to wash my hair is
I am desperately hungover and looking for anything that will Yeah,
that's when I wash my hair. And you've just reminded
me that when I get a haircut too. That's a
cute because as dudes, when you get a haircut, you've
got tiny little flicks of hair everywhere and it takes
so much to wash them out, So then you use
the shampoo. There the only time I ever condition my hair,

(36:54):
the only time, as if I'm having a shower in
a hotel. It's the only time I ever do it.
But every time I see that, you know, when they
and they've got the assortment of different pumps and things
in the show, I use every single one of them.
I'll use the soap. I'll be breaking out in rashes
for a week afterwards. We'll bugging if I'm not going
to get my money's with out of this.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
You wait to get to my age because I'm now
forty eight, and when I go into the shower, I
can't tell because I can't read with my glasses off.
So I the other day when I was in a shower,
hotel shower, I went with a moisturizer and I was
actually it was actually a bath situation, and I used
the moisturizer and I thought, hey, that that seems like
the body wash. I thought maybe a little creamy, and

(37:34):
I rubbed it on myself in the bath and it's like, no, No,
that's the that's the moisturize.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Do not leave any hair removal creamline around your bath room, mate,
I'll think around slim down up there. I'm fair again.
It was one O six point six, one of six
point six, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Jerry, and midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Just on the Tuesday check up. Jew's lips are falling
off his head and we're talking a little bit about
shampoo and condition to health. Can you wash your hair health?
Can you condition it? I said, I generally only wash
my hair when i'm hungover. Thankfully, I'm hungover twice a week,
so it's quite well washed.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
I go once a month, although you would say as
well on a smell test, and I'm going to get
you to smell my hair.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Yeah, how does how does it actually smell?

Speaker 7 (38:20):
It smells musty, It smells musty, it's smesty.

Speaker 8 (38:24):
It smells kind of like an old lounge.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Oh well, it's a compliment the kind of smell I'm
looking for.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
But it does have so much oil in it on
seven shout that the US is about to invade it.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
It's got a lot of product in it.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah that's oh, I got product down this morning. Someone
smells delightful. But people have been texting through about healthten
they wash once once a week for me ish someone
texts her and said, I use a lucky dip random
squirt from one of my wife's fifty bottles of shower potions.
I'll do that too.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, you gotta be careful with that.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Just now, if I'm staying at your house, I'm using
all all your shower products. I'm shaving my legs with
your wife's razor. I'm doing the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Are you using the loofer?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, someone else loofer.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
And will do you. And like I was in in
a shower the other day in an Airbnb and it
had one of those window cleaners squeegey.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
The windows squeege No, not an ear bear.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
Man, you hate sqeegeing.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I hate squeeging. I will not squeege you shower.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, quick update, Jerry, something I needed to fill you
in on last week. You know how we were going
to for the big Brown slim down. We were going
to take a measurement across the week and then the
lightest weight was going to be the recorded weight for
that week. This week just being I was out of town,
so I never weighed myself and I waited myself this
morning when I was six point five. So we're back up.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
One six point five right where at week twenty four
were at one six point five.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
This is this is not a shock to me at all.
I was away for the entire week at winning, so
I was on the soup.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
I was away for a week what seemed like week,
which was one the little things in the way there
one of three point seven, Yes, one o three point seven.
Where was I for one oh three point seven?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well you would have been flying down to Coeenstown. I
presume one of three point seven was the lightest I've
ever been, and it was after a massive blowout at
a byo where I was overserved on wine. And I
know what you're thinking, Bo, you've served yourself. Well, I
served myself too much and might have had a bit
of a yodel on the way home. And then the

(40:31):
next morning I woke up and I was the lightest
I've ever been at one oh three point seven. Now
that's an official measurement that I took a photo of
and put it into the group chat. I actually weighed
myself later on after a bit of a movement, and
one oh three point three was the.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Lightest number of a yodeler movement.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yodel little movement. One o three point three the lightest
I think I have ever been in my life.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah, well, let's not sit a president there with the
yodel in the movement.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I would say, don't follow that advice, But someone exited
and said, it's like when the people that list trucks
without any of the fluids and it'll be empty guests
that none and they're like, oh, look, I liked it is,
And that's what I've done there.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Jerry and the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast, So Nipples become interesting.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Recently, the Silver Ferns three Nils series went over South Africa,
overshadowed by a call for Dame Nolin Todoer to return
as coach of the team. Goal shooter Grayson Wicki took
to the microphone actually not just a social media during
the postgame ceremony and said this, Noels.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
If you're listening, we love you and we miss you
and we want you back here.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
You've done so much with this group and the work
you've done this whole year, but you deveve to be here.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
So the players supposedly kicked her out. But here's one
of the players that's taken to the microphone after a.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Game, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
And said that what is going on? Joining us now?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
One News sports reporter Bonnie Jensen, Morning Bonnie, thanks for
your time.

Speaker 12 (41:55):
Morning a guys, So are we good?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
So yesterday we played that clip of Gliki asking for
Noline Toto to come back. Didn't the players kick her out?

Speaker 9 (42:06):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (42:07):
It is a very interesting Paul by Grace wiki. Obviously,
those who's stuck around after the game to watch that
ceremony would have been shot. Danil I was when I
was watching on TV, we don't know exactly the reason
why Dame No Lantoto was stood down ahead of this series.

(42:27):
They're kind of rumors swilling that there were some players
unhappy with her coaching methods. Who those players are, we're
not sure. We're not sure whether they're in the camp
right now or outside the camp. Basically you kind of
take from what Grace Wiki said after that match that
they're all a united front. Whether that's the case or not, again,

(42:49):
we're not sure. And this is because Netble New Zealand
haven't come out and said what exactly is the issue.
Neither have the players association.

Speaker 13 (42:58):
So all we've heard.

Speaker 12 (42:59):
From great Wiki and last week when One News tend
an interview with curen Berger as well, kind of saying
jumping around what is actually going on. So it is
a very very interesting time for the Silver Ferns and
Netbor New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
So Bunnie when they came out and said that she
wasn't going to be with the team anymore, Dame Knowles,
you went out to have a chat to the players
on their way into training, I believe did any of
them talk to yet?

Speaker 12 (43:28):
No, all the players were very stern and just didn't
getting inside the gym, I hung around for them as
they were kind of unloading the van and hitting in,
but I felt quite I think the players were kind
of shocked by this type of media company, you know,

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as one of them them never probably faced this before.
You know, you probably only really get it with the
All Blacks, all those really high profile sporting teams. Not
saying the Silver Ferns aren't, but something like this hasn't
gone down. So when I went out to try and
track them down and get comments from them, yeah, I
think they were a little bit shocked that there was
this much media attention. I did speak to a vet

(44:12):
mccauslan jury who was of course called in his interim
coach as she was making her way into the gym
that would have been a couple of weeks ago now
ahead of the series, and she spoke really well, you know,
she hadn't been informed about what had happened with Dame
Nolen Toto at the time, and she just got the
call about twenty four hours earlier that she needed to

(44:33):
step in and she did that, and good on her.
You know what happens with her now, whether she will
stick around or not. We're again not sure that the
comment haven't been great there from Netural New Zealand, but yeah,
she did her job and they obviously took a clean.

Speaker 13 (44:48):
Sleep of the series.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Okay, One New Sports supporter, Bonnie Jason, what happens from here?
You've got your star player, Grayson Wicky saying we want
you back. A whole lot of people don't know exactly
why she's gone. What does Neple New Zealand do now?
What does the team do now? I mean, certainly it's
made Nipple a whole lot more interesting exactly.

Speaker 12 (45:07):
Yeah, I believe the mediation is ongoing and they'll kind
of hope they'll hopefully figure out what happens from here
and whether they do bring game Nole and Toto it back.
It's clear some players want to obviously Grace Wiki, but
it will be interesting. One you spoke with Vonn willarding

(45:29):
you today obviously former Silver Ferns legend, and she kind
of said it will be interesting to see whether Grace
Wiki does face any repercussion. She's obviously the star player
of the Silver Ferns, but is she bulletproof? I'm not sure,
so it is possibly a little bit of a pr crisis.
Her speaking out will have to wait and see whether

(45:51):
she faces repercussions or whether her call was correct, and
Dame Nolan Toto will come back into the camp.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
And then what's next for you?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Bonnie?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Hiding and bushes and I'm out an ambushing that.

Speaker 12 (46:02):
Yeah, I'll see you. I was like in track Yep, yeah,
we'll We'll.

Speaker 13 (46:06):
See what we can do.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Bonnie Danson One News, thank you so much for your
time this morning.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Thanks guys, Jerry and Minn, the Hdiarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
The Hardercky Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
That's right. Yesterday's Mastermind topic was late nineties pop stars
and Ben from Auckland took away the prize, which means
we reset fifty dollars to give away today. And since
we've been talking about the dramas around the Silver Ferns,
some of the players want of their coach gone. Now
the players want the coach back. Episode fact that must
have been the players that are no longer in the team.
Do your own research. Today's Mastermind topic is silver.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
And on the line we have Ridge from Wellington who's
a builder, the youngest of five siblings. Interesting name, Ridge,
what are your other siblings called?

Speaker 14 (46:51):
Good morning hey man? Yeah, my other siblings my five
five other siblings from oldest to youngest. We've got a Cliff,
we got Victory, we got Starlet, we got Fountain, Sonny
and me Ridge.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
That is fantastic names.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, powerful, What were prompted half of those names?

Speaker 14 (47:15):
I guess that's just what you get grown up in
the neck, you with hippy parent.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Interesting that they started with Cliff and then they ended
up with Ridge.

Speaker 14 (47:25):
Yeah, yeah, the two best ones.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
How did Valley not get a run in the middle
of there?

Speaker 12 (47:31):
Right?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Ridge?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
How often to people think that your name is rich.

Speaker 15 (47:36):
A lot?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Actually a lot? Which it then as well, and that's
not there's got nothing to do with you and more?
The spelling prowess of Zoe in Studio Babe anyway was
one of them. Fountain by the way, Yes, yeah, fountain,
it's written as sountain and now board. All right, you
understand how this works? Five questions? Get through? Right, you went?
If we screw it up, you also went correct.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
All right, let's get straight into it.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Frog Stomp was the debut album for which Australian band
or who won a Best Actress Oscar for the twenty
twelve film Silver Linings Playbook, which commodity is worth more
silver or lithium lithium no. Silver Lake is a global

(48:31):
private equity firm which owns a percentage of which New
Zealand sport nebel No, who directed the nineteen ninety five
New Zealand mockumentary Forgotten Silver.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Two.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Oh it was, well, they were. They weren't easy questions,
to be honest, they weren't. Peter Jackson directed Forgotten Silver
because silver is quite a weird topic, because it wasn't
really silver was that was everything about silver. Frog Stomp
was the debut album from Silver Cheer, the band. You
might be too young to know who Silver Chair are. Ridge,

(49:12):
who won a Best axs oscar for the twenty twelve
film Silver Linings play that was Jennifer Lawrence. Silver is
worth more than with them. That's kind of a trick question.
And Rugby Rugby is owned by silver Lake. Well a
percentage of it anyway, six percent.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Bomber, bad luck Ridge, sad Luck Ridge.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
But it was.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
It was nice talking to you and very interesting hearing
about your siblings' names too.

Speaker 14 (49:36):
Yeah, yeah, cheers guys. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
No worries. If you think that you can do a
bit in the bridge. Make sure that you give us
a call tomorrow where we will have one hundred dollars
up for grabs on the Headache Breakfast, Mastermind. But coming
up next my favorite part of the week, Lame Claims
to Fame is back for another Tuesday. Get yours in now,
three four eight three, I'll give us a call. Oh
eight hundred, Hadaraki, I want to hear from you your
lame claims to fame.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Jerry and Mini, there's the d Achy Breakfast.

Speaker 10 (50:02):
There's only one guy I know who can drink twenty
liters of petrol without batting an eye. Jerry Can Jerry
and Manaiah Radio Hodakis six to nine weekdays.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Welcome along to the Heartachey Breakfast. Tuesday, the thirtieth of
September twenty twenty five, the last day of September.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
My I Stewart, I know pitching a punch. I know
that's tomorrow. You could go early on that gone to
so in September, gone far too soon. It's gone fast, Yeah,
has isn't it. I couldn't really tell you what happened
in it, to be honest. And thirty days hath September
yep thirty one but hath.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Gone faster about than say October, Oh.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Doth gone fast? No one's arguing about that, Jerry. My
favorite part of the week coming up next. Lame claims
to fame. I don't know why. I just feel like
everyone has one in New Zealand. I think part of
it is a small country. Everyone has met or bumped
into someone vaguely famous. The flip side of that is,
no one in our country actually is famous. So that's
what makes lame fame so good.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
And it'll be interesting to see how many Matthew the
Matthew Ridge count this morning, because so many lame claims
to fame that we do get on three four eight
three and I eight hundred hardakey seem to feature Matthew Rich.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, that's right. And you why do you call him
mythew just then Mithew. And you know some people might
be sitting at home saying, look, I listen to the
show every day. I've never once heard you read a
lame claim to fame about Matthew Rich or Mithew as
you call him. And that's because we can't read the
ones that are related to him. That is why you
haven't heard them. But just just know they are coming
through thick and fast, three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
O eight hundred headache.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Jerry and Midnight the Holadarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Time for your lame claims to fame?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I hade hundred harde ache or.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Three four eight three. Send them through to us and
we'll read them out on the radio like this one.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Here got a very inebriated, sweaty beer hug from a
newly signed marta new courtA and a ponsombye bar back
in twenty twenty three. I mean Jesus, I had to
seen him in twenty twenty three, I would have been
so excited. I would have hugged them too.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Here's another part be related. Met Jerry and Riggie down
at Prago for a very long lunch.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Do you remember that one?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I don't. I've never had a long lunch with Riggie
at Prego.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
The you that you remember, No, that you can remember?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I think i'd remember that.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
We Oh my god, this one's interesting. We'll read that
in the second, but we'll go to the phone lines.
Good morning, Jimmy, what's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
I am named for my grandfather who invented Jimmy's pies
in Roxburgh.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Hold on, there's nothing lame about that.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Well, so hold on, Jimmy, the pie is named after you.
Were you named after the pie?

Speaker 15 (52:37):
No me, I'm named after the pies and.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
My grandfather who invented the pie.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Okay, and your grandfather was a Jimmy as well. Yeah, yeah,
bloody goodie.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I had one just the other day, Jimmy.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Yeah, what about it? And that's that's that's a bit
labor for my end, to be fair.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
How long how long until you just start claiming that
you are the Jimmy that started Jimmy's Pies.

Speaker 15 (53:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I don't think I'm old enough to do that, Okay.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I just like the fact that the Jimmy's pies you've
kept the same They've kept the same label on.

Speaker 15 (53:13):
It a paper bag. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
And I thought it was interesting since Jimmy's pies and
said they're quite good pies or something's just's just eating
hot or cold it see on the bag.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Eating them cold, not delicious.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Not the lessens at all. Thanks very much for the call, Jimmy.
Thanks Jimmy, that's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Jason, Jason's on theline. Good morning, Jason, what's your lame
claim to fame?

Speaker 15 (53:38):
Morning guys. Many monons ago, late nineties, was working at
a shady bar in Henderson. We had Hello Sailor playing
and after the gig, smoke some Devil's Lettuce with the
lead singer, Graham Brazier. Yeah, it was a good smoky
session at the back of the bar. And then he
shouted us all the mechas to him.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Then he's a great news Healander. That was great news Islander.
The bras Man, great conversationalist, a real gentlemen he was.

Speaker 15 (54:07):
Indeed it was. I don't know if the conversation was
that good at two A and after that session, but
there was a lot of conversation.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah, I haven't smoked the Devil's lettuce with the bras Man.
I do know a number of people who have, Jason.
But I was once getting my haircut at Pulleys, which
is in gray Lynn, and I'm sitting there and next
door to me, a gentleman came up and sat there,
a sort of an older gentleman, and I looked down.
The first thing I noticed was this man was wearing

(54:36):
dress pants with no shoes and dress shoes and this
is a time when that was not.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Fashionable at that station. This is like the late nineties.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
And I looked up, and then he looked over and
he said, Jeremy Wells, aren't you And I said yes,
and he said Graham Brazier And I said, O good
a Graham, how are you? And we struck upper conversation
and then we talked during the haircut, and then afterwards
we chatted on for hours. He's he's a very hospitable,
friendly man, Graham Brazy. I really enjoyed his company here cut.

(55:07):
Did he ask for shortbacking sides? Short back and sides?
Great skin too, very waxy. Thanks for your call, Jason,
most pops.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Good on you keep those calls coming through. I hade
hundred hadaky or three four eight three on the text line.
There are a million to get through yet, and a
lot of them involving you, Jerry, one involving Richie mccaugh
and one involving through Edmund Hillary and potentially the five
dollar note I was talking about last week.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
He's one here. Saw Brad Weber at rufus Dell sol
in Auckland told them missus it was him, and she
went over and asked him if he played rugby. He said, yes,
that makes sense, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Jerry and Midnight the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
We're currently right in the middle of lame claims to fame.
I eight hundred hardaki eight hundred forty eight seventy five.
Or you can give us a text on three for
eight three and send it into us.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
We'll read it out.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
This one here in relation to She Had and that
song there, Pacifier, My lame claim to fame is that
I played in the Onslow College Orchestra with Phil Knight
from She Had and I used to get on it
every Sunday. Oh this is an additional one with Jesus Jones.
The guitarist Jerry de Borg was our neighbor in East Acton.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Good dudes, apparently.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Powerful stuff on the line. We've got Grant. Good morning, Grant.
What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 16 (56:31):
Good morning morning, guys. Mind, I didn't miss a day
of school from first grade all the way up to
Well where I come from, it was called Matrek. But
twelve years of school, I didn't miss the day of school.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Wow, And how has that is that put you in
good stead for the rest of your life?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Grant?

Speaker 16 (56:52):
Not really well? I tell people, half of them don't
believe me. But yeah, just a bit of an odd
thing that I started and then I didn't stop.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Grant, I assume by your accident that you grew up
in South Africa.

Speaker 16 (57:05):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
So was the fact that you didn't miss a day school?
Is that because your parents were cracking the whip on
you or was it because you just never got sick?

Speaker 10 (57:15):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (57:15):
No, my parents are pretty cool. I think it was
just something that I started and then, you know, just
carried on with it. I do remember once where I
had to get my wisdom's teeth out on a late
Friday afternoon and then on Monday morning I looked like
a bit of a chipmunk and I should have stayed
at home, but I decided to go in and everyone
had a good laugh at me.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Well, you had a record to defend, didn't you. Were
you were aware of it by like the end of
your school and career? Were you aware that you you know,
did you start to get the speed wobble? Was at all?
I can't miss another day?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Not now?

Speaker 16 (57:47):
Yeah? I think I did the last couple of years
where there were mate bunking school and said I must
join them, and I decided not to. So, yeah, have you.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Ever taken a sick day in your working life?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (57:59):
Many many. I'm catching up.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
And thanks for your call. It's got a Hayden. Who's
on the moon morning Hayden? How are you this morning?

Speaker 13 (58:07):
Good morning gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
What's your lane claim to fame? Hayden?

Speaker 13 (58:11):
My lane claim to fame was I used to work
at the Commodore hotel on christ Church years ago and
I actually did room service to Helen Clark.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Did you now when you say room service, are you
saying like food? You delivered food to her.

Speaker 13 (58:26):
Ah, she did have an extra side of sausage. I
believe is the right?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Right?

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Okay? And so what was the what was the It
was breakfast?

Speaker 13 (58:36):
I think it was the Benedict back then. And actually
I did message in earlier today about the five dollar
note as well. I'm the same guy that's got the
five dollar note signed by Theorem and Hillary.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Now you said you worked at a at a restaurant,
a hotel. Where did you get the five dollar note from?

Speaker 13 (58:53):
It was at the Copthorn Commodore. He used to fly
down to I think he went down to Dutka with
the the USA, the crew that goes down there for usef.
I think it's called and yeah, he came in and
he signed a bunch of five dollar notes. But I
was listening last week and that one of your callers
had someone someone that had a five dollar note and

(59:15):
that had spent it. But I've got one and an
envelope sitting at home.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Jeez, that's have you ever looked into how much that's worth?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Now?

Speaker 13 (59:22):
Yeah, there was one thot on trade me a few
years ago for half grand.

Speaker 14 (59:26):
But I think I'll hold on to it.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Okay, Yeah, that'll appreciate it.

Speaker 13 (59:30):
I might throw it in the old Bricki's laptop on
Friday out.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Well, that's what happened to the one that I was
talking about last week that went through the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Just a quick question as well about Helen Clark was
did you did she open the door when you delivered
the the room service? She did.

Speaker 13 (59:47):
Actually, they had the whole top floor of the Commodore
was actually booked out. She had a couple of some
serious look of dudes at the left and they gave
me the night and I went on through and she
was a new night, which was always interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
It's always interesting. Thanks for a cool Hayden, Very good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
My last one to finish off on here another successful
round of lame claims to fame. This one's come through
on three four eight three. I sat next to Richie
mccaughr on a flight from Chicago to la He had
a tiny bag of peanuts and then fell asleep, as
you'd expect.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Still more lame claims to fame coming through on three
four eight three. This one here is interesting. In two
thousand and three, I was voted in New Zealand's Hottest
Ducks based on the unflattering headshots of every Kiwi Ducks
and the New Zealand Herald that year.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yeah, I mean, how stuff was the competition as far
as hot ducks is go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
I was voted New Zealand's Hot of Ducks. Who by yourself?
Who voted for that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Well, I mean I presume everyone just yeah, I don't know,
get in touch. Who voted for that? Who decided that
you were the hottest ducks? A lame claim to fame
got on the Reds All Night with Wwennie Peters and
Surface Paradise Nightclub in the late nineties, where he would
have been still in his simities.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Yeah, it'd be a few people out there with twenty
stories of getting on the rares.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I know. I went to the Duke of Marlborough where
he holds up for election day every year, Yes, and
Russell and they're like, oh, there's musket shots from the
New Zealand Wars in the side of the whole. I
was like, I reckon, that was just Winny p Off
the Sex bottle of whisky for that night.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
He's only up there with that's still wearing the double breastlets.

Speaker 11 (01:01:33):
So yeah, putting musket holes and things backhanding some darts
my lame claim to famous I driver Suzuki Swift and
specialize in doing abst doughnuts and the car park that
created a spider beer Formula One athlete.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Yeah, okay, well you'd.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Be the first. I don't think my Swift would get
enough rivs up. Oh it was our radio station that
voted in New Zealand's Hottest Ducks in two thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
And three, right, must have been the parts.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah in those days.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
So they've released so what's happened high school?

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Yeah, this is what's happened. You don't want to delve
too deeply. Into what those pirates are up to. Some
of it doesn't doesn't always translate as comedy often doesn't.
But yeah, I imagine what they've done there is they've
got a New Zealand Herald and they've come in and
they've looked at the photos of the New Zealand Herald
and then they've ranked those seventeen year olds or not. Yeah,

(01:02:31):
it's good to see we've moved on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Come out next Hottest head booker.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Jerry and Minni the hold Ikey breakfast Time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
For latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra the beer
for here. Could a New Zealand based team be joining
the Big Bash TEA twenty cricket competition. Daily Telegraph reports
New Zealand officials have plans to hire a consultant to
advise whether they should pitch to join the Australian League.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Grosspying and make your own decision. What are you going
to pay consultant for? You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
We couldn't you pay another player with that?

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
It's going to be the end of New Zealand domestic
cricket though, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Do you think so? I don't know. I think the
best thing for New Zealand domestic cricket is there is
that they were on TV last summer. I loved watching
every single game. It was just just every time you
turn the TV on, there semed to be another. Now,
what's our one called Super Smashmash, Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Not sure.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Tomorrow nights on TV's in and they sally see of
course commentary on iHeart Radio.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Yeah, well then I presume. So what I would like
to recommend or request from any sporting body around the
world stop naming them all exactly the same Big Besh,
Super Smash, Kingdom Clash. I'm second of them. I'm second
Kingdom Class. I think it's an iPhone game. But I

(01:03:57):
just that's so confusing because I can never remember but
what the Big Batch, and then the Big Batch is
abbreviated down to what the BBL butt lierfts, and now
my Google searches all that away.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
The BBL Melbourne halfback Jerome Hughes is relishing an NRL
Finals week that's Free from distraction ahead of Sunday's decider
against Brisbane and Sydney. The Keewis playmaker will miss tomorrow
night's Dally m Awards, having won the competition's highest individual
on our last season before the Panthers beat the Storm
in the twenty twenty four finale.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
You traded in when you can you name Jerry Qui
withou warning the one Warriors player to ever win the
dally Am Award Roger to Roger to Vussheck and Seawan
Johnson should have won it two years ago but was
robbed by a basically a clerical Eraror in the last
game that saw Callum Ponger snaked off him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
It's an interesting set of awards, though the way it
set up is quite quite quite clever ecthit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
It is for people who don't know that they have
a panel of judges who are award points for each game,
and halfway through the season, those awards are the votes
rather a public for the first half of the season.
Then they take it behind closed doors. You don't know
who's won, and then when they award it, they go
through every single game and recount who got what points, yeah,

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and then just tally it up and the winner is decided.
Reasonably scientific it is. It's strangely scientific for a sport
that's adjudicated otherwise entirely off vibe.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
And former Silver Fans Netwik coach Evon Willering Half questioned
the silence from the Players Association amid the continued absence
of incumbent mentor Dame Nolene Todoer. Toto was stood down
prior to the clean sweep of South Africa after concerns
were raised over the team's high performance environment goal shoot.
Grayson Wicki made a plea for Toto to return after

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the Third Test's game day captain.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah, because of the silence. It's made it all so confusing.
We took to one New Sports reporter, Bonnie Jensen earlier.
If you missed that, go and listen to the podcast.
But basically she was saying, well, there were players in
the squad that didn't want Nolan there. The fact that
they're asking for her back would seem to indicate that
those players are no longer in the squad. Yeah, so

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do your own research into who those players might be.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
I think the takeaway from the whole thing, though, is
that it's made Nipple a whole lot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
More interesting, hasn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
They shouldn't show away from controversy in the future.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Ever since the unintended consequences of the plastic straw band
took away the boom sticks. That's why you don't see
boomsticks at Neipple anymore. A band plastic straws that they
used to blow them up. That intensive works. Nipple's really
lost this way, but this is bringing it back.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Yeah, although it sounds a lot better when you watch
it now, you don't hear that thwacking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Noise the whole time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Jerry and the Night, the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
A thirty eight on the hard achy brick for so, Mana,
you have presented me with a list which I have
in front of me here, Yes, and it is a
whole lot of things that you are not allowed to
do in MMA.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, these are the things that you can call a
foul for an MMA, the rules that you're not allowed
to do. What catches your eye on that list of things?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
I mean fish shocking?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Yeah, So fish looking is described as putting your fingers
in the mouth or nose mind you of your opponent,
and then pulling. You're not allowed to fish.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Hook Yeah, well I see also added to that intentionally
placing a finger into any orifice, including any cut or
laceration of it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Yeah, you're not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Allowed to hop awart of them, or get your fingers
into a cut and rip it to shreds.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Yeah, that's right. So for example, if you're wrestling and
someone's going to cut above the eyebraids, you've give them all.
Not allowed to do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
That now, small joint manipulation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Yes, so that's fingers and toes. You're not allowed to
grab their fingers and try and bend them. And you're
not allowed to this little piggy went to market.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Okay, doesn't say anything about grabbing an air and twisting
an air.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Well, it does because clawing, pinching, and twisting of the
flesh is not allowed. Okay, So no Chinese burns, no
Chinese burns, No purple nurples. What's a purple nurples when
you grab the ye nipple cripple or nipple gripper. No
soccer cas, no soccer ca. So that's the other guys

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on the ground. You're not allowed to run up and
you know, punt them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
You're also not allowed to do a pile driver.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
You can't do a termstone pile driver.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
So I found that interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Yeah, you're not allowed to spike them directly on their head.
You are not allowed to throw them out of the cage.
No swearing or offensive language is also a foul in
the cage.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
No spatting, no spatting, no biting, no scratching.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Okay, I get no biting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
One of the interesting things about MMA is that screaming
can be considered a submission. So if you scream, so
for example, that the guys like choking, you're twisting your
arm or whatever, and you scream, that can be considered
a submission.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Okay, so as soon as you make well what so,
But what defines a screen any kind of grunts?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
It's again like NRL, it's all on vibe. It's the
refs are very good at deciding what was and wasn't
a submission. But so that's all the list of all
of the things that you are not allowed to do.
Any strikes as well, No throat strikes. Yeah, you can't
punch them in the throat. You can't. You're not allowed
to grab their throat with your hand. Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Can't manipulate the adams apple it gives them a small
joint manipulation.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
It does punching and twisting. Is there anything in there
that you can't see any rules in there?

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
You think we're talking about here you've got You've presented
me with a list of about thirty things, Yeah, including
you know, things like attacking an opponent during a break. Yeah,
I mean obviously, Yeah, it seems ridiculous. I also like
that attacking an opponent who's under the care of the referee.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
I also like that all of these rules, because this
is quite a new sport, they would have something would
have happened that they go, Oh, we have to put
a roll in it. So someone's hop awaited someone, someone's
fish hooked someone.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
We're going to add that one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Someone put their finger in a gash in their eyebrow,
all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
No, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
There's pretty much everything that you could imagine, including attacking
an opponent after the bell is sounded at the end
of the round. I mean, why else would they have
the bell?

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Yeah, someone's ticks it on three four eight three here. Pulling, Yep,
that's also banned. You're not allowed to pull on people's hair.
But there is one technique that's in there that is
not banned. Technically legal, but I've never seen it employed
in the in the UFC, and that is tickling. You
are allowed to tickle your opponent in the UFC. Why
why haven't we seen this before? Why have we never

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seen a UFCA? Because everyone who's ever wrestled their sibling
or whatever, you know, wrestled with their kids. You know,
as soon as you start losing that thing, I'm going
straight to tickling, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
And if you can pin and tackle it at the
same time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
HOLI grail horrific, that's right. And if someone's trying to
choke you out and then all of a sudden they
let go, Well, there's a there's a podcast out there
that has done a deep dive into the history of
tickling in the MMA. It's called Pablotory Investigates. If you
want to go and listen to that, it's about an
hour long. They delve into the ins and outs. But
to save you the trouble. Basically the thing is if

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I'm if you're trying to tackle me as a way
of winning, and my response is to blast you in
the face, it's just probably not going to be very effective.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I think it's a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Jerry and the Hdiarchy Breakfast it is for a Tuesday. Well, Jerry,
what did you what did you learn today? On the
Hidaking Breakfas sure.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I learned a lot of things. Actually, I learned that
you can't fish, hook, small joint, manipulate, rabbit, punch, purble, nervele, soccer,
cack or pile drives anyone in mma.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
But you can tickle them. And you cannot scream in
the octagonal. That will be considered a knock a submission
as well. Someone takes her on three four o three.
On that note, by the way, too many rules. That's
why I moved to Dan Hookers one minute scraps. It's
good man. I watched the latest one, yes today. It's
about an hour long. They get through like thirty fives.
It's full noise, jaws broken. Wouldn't recommend watching it with kids,

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but getting out of yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Must have a lock.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Don't watch it just before we get asleep. You'll be
too jacked up to go to sleep. I find oh yeah,
because you sit in there going well. What I would
have done is if slip over the top.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Four and that is the heartachy break.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
First for Tuesday, the thirtieth of September twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Five, the last day of September.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Yeah, gone to so in September. One last thing I
learned was there was actually way more five dollar notes
with edmun Hillary's signature floating around than I thought they were,
and they're only worth five hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Ah. It was probably the bane of his life, Edmond
hurrying five dollar note out.

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