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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hdarky Breakfast Show. Bunnings Trade is raising funds this

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If you want to send one of those, and you
can on the iHeartRadio. Good morning, Welcome into the Hidaky Breakfast.

(00:22):
No Jerry, no Maddie. This week there's Tony Long, Good morning, Tony.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Good morning man. I how is it going a pleasure
to get the call up?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
You know how it's going. You are suffering from the
same thing I am. We were both working with cricket
last night.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yes, it turned out it went late and went right
to the final ball in the end, and how we
needed five runs off the last ball to win, which
meant four to send it to a super over. I
was at the ground and I knew I had to
get up this morning and come to this and I
didn't know quite what I was going to do if
I did go to super over. Potentially they didn't even
light myself on fire.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
But we didn't quite get there.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Jerry and Mini, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Sound, the Punishing Cricket Chat Alarm.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because the black Caps played in the second T twenty
back to back at Eden Park they eventually won it.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
This is what it sounded like on the a SEC call.
It's Jafferson to Ford five off one. It's a short ball.
It's gone up in.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
The air and I tell you what I'm feeling it, boys,
I'm feeling it.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
It's dropped short, retch and revenge. It backs in the
field and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Over the Westerndy's fallen short.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
New Zealand have gone home.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
They've got home by three runs of The West Indies
were won hit away.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
They couldn't get it done.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Mark Chapman man in the match. He smash seventy eight
off twenty eight balls. He took three catches as well,
but it felt like he took more.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Tony.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You were at the game, you were the ground announcer,
I hope, to be honest, I was a little bit
disappointed in the in the turnout for a city in
Auckland that complained so much about not getting enough cricket games.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, well, I think the issue there was we got
two in a row back to back on Wednesday and
Thursday nights, so maybe if we just combined it made
it one on a weekend, we probably could have got
triple the numbers, but yeah, the crowd that was there
was a pretty decent voice.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
By the end of it. About three hour us ago,
I sort of.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Did the mental maths and said, there about exactly where
we were this time.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Last night, sit it out loud, and then.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
They proceeded to do exactly what Satana did the night before.
It actually did bitter, got it to within what's sixteen
off the last over, and then couldn't quite get the
job done. And can I just say, the guys on
the commentary there sounded quite upbeat. I was not as
upbeat at the ground. I was kicking rocks and I
was iffing and Jiffin.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, well we had so I was on the commentary
last night with Paul Ford and Lee Baker and we
had it was just like the game before where it
felt like we had won that one from about six
overs into the West Indies thing. Then they start coming back,
which is a commentator because the Alternative Commentary Collective is
the only commentary team in the world that wants the

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game to be over. Yeah, we just want to go home,
and so it's almost worst case scenario when they end
up fighting all the way back just to lose on
the last ball. Anyway, it's you could have done that
twelve hours ago.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
They could have done it, yeah, right at the start,
and they very nearly did. I mean some people packing
up their picnic blankets and putting their thermouss away and
hitting the bricks very early doors at Eden Park, and
they did miss a very exciting part of the game.
I will give them that, But I think we just
got to maybe calm down. We don't need every game
to go the full forty overs. We can definitely pack
some in early.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well, you're right about the Wednesday Thursday night I think
particularly guy falks as well. And it kind of the
thing that seems to have happened is the thing that
everyone loves about cricket and summer here in New Zealand
is you go along on the weekend, it's a scorching
hot day. You hang up, it's a whole day thing.
You're sitting around, you know, you're you're pounding through the

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beers on an embankment.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Sitting on a picnic blanket or even in the stands.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You know, a few hot dogs for your chips, and
what they're offering us is Wednesday night against you know,
the eighth ranked T twenty team in the world.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, and in ranked T twenty team who have just
lost a serious to a pall and they're not too
And I think you were exactly right. It's a marketer's nightmare,
because that is the dream. When I think of cricket,
I think of a full summer's day sitting in a
pair of ridiculously short shorts on the embankment making a
big old beer cup chain in the afternoon. But we're
not getting We're getting huddled under a tarpaul in a

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black fury down jacket watching the cricket late at night
on a winter's day. And I mean, I'll take cricket
no matter what way it comes.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
So it is this. I guess we do have to
get used to it.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
But I do dream of the days of sitting in
the sun all day, lathered in sunscreen, watching it and
absolutely loving it. And yeah, there's there's no more beer snakes.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
So you interview kids because you're the ground announcer for
the black Cat.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Kids and massively inebriated adults.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
So I should have I should have clarified that before
I got into that. You interview people at the ground, Yes,
a lot of times it's kids. Yes, Who are the kids'
favorite player at the moment.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Mitch Santaer he's getting a lot of love lately, of course,
captain of the teams. He's whipping it down there, he's
getting wickets. Plus he's he's batting and bowling. He's carrying
the team. Jiminisham. Some people say it looks like Alama.
He's getting a lot of love too, he hees.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
For years.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'd say he's always been a people's favorite and Rutch
and Revender is definitely a young kid's favorite at the moment.
If you're you're going right down the edge of the
age scale. I think he's appealing to the little kids.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, right, Are any of them big? That's probably not
a question for you. But are any of them big
on social media? Like any of them TikTokers?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
The children? No, no, the black I don't actually follow
many of the children on social media. I think some
of them for sure.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I think just by.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Virtue of being a cricket of these days, you automatically
get about seven hundred thousand followers from India, and I
think if you're playing any international against India Pakistan, your
numbers go through the roof.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
So I can't imagine Kan Williamson doing TikTok dancers. I
can imagine Revender, I.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Can imagine Came Williamson's social media presence being basically the
same as Richie McCaw's, which means every post looks like
it was done under juress.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
So it's one apiece. The next game is on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
I believe Nelson.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, Nelson, we go to Nelson for two games back
to back. Are you going to No, I'll be and
not there. Someone else will be punishing the crowd with
the microphone and at Saxton and then down University over
for the fifth.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, it's going to be a try and then I
think we play another five ODIs against the West Indies
here for a long time, and then we play three tists.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's a big old summer against the Wendy's.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
And then it's the end of summer by the end
of the year.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, if you're sick of this punishing cricket chat this morning,
buckle up because you've got another couple of months of
the year going up. Next to the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
For the seventh of November.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Twenty five, Jerry and Midnight the hold I Key breakfast.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Tony Lyland for Jerry this morning.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And Tony, you and I both worked the cricket last night,
which meant a late return home. I was about living
probably just after eleving. You would have been a little
bit later coming from the.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Given midnight by the time I got back.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, we're now both in here at the studio at
about five point thirty this morning.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
And you, during the.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Last voice break you had three missed calls from your wife.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yes, I did have three miss calls, and I thought,
what's going on here? My phone was vibrating aggressively during
that whole cricket chat segment, and the first tie was
a FaceTime and I thought, this is an odd old call.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
So during that last song, no now, honey, right now
talking cricket.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, And so during the Aristhmis song, I thought, maybe
let's give a call back. You know, I'm likely to
take both sets of keys or do something dumb like this,
So I thought I'll give a call back just in case.
You know, we have three kids as well, to make
sure that they're still alive. And so gave her a
call back, and she saw the funny side. But She
was like, I forgot you had work this morning, and
I woke up and thought you hadn't come home from

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last night, and I thought you were dead. My mother
is in town at the moment, staying at home, and
so she went down to my mum's here and woke
her up and said, do you think we.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Should call the police?

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Oh my gosh, And.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
My mum said, I think he's at work. I heard
him walking around this morning. My mom didn't know what
I was doing, so she said, I definitely heard him walking.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
He might have just left. He's alive. I think he's
left you.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yes, So a nice panic call from my wife. In fact,
it's nice to know that she would be upset. And yeah,
I do think it's a strong call though, if you
think your partner has become the ceased overnight to her
to FaceTime first of all, Yeah, as you'll go to
like if maybe a policeman had my phone after a
tremendous car accident, she'd have to have a FaceTime with
the police person. I think that would be a strong

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way to find out.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Constable Keith takes his head off.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, so I can't confirm to anyone who is worried
about me, which I think this is exclusively for my wife.
I'm fine, You're absolutely fine.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
I've got a couple lesus with it.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
The first issue was that her first porter call is
Tony didn't come home last night.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
It can't be that he's out cheating. He must have died.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I think that's because I'm an incredibly honorable man, and
that's everyone's go to they go listen. The only explanation
here is he is thing that.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Was stopped Tony from coming home to his family.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
That is true. That would be a devastating death.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
The other thing is if it wasn't as dramatic as
you had died, Let's say you'd been kidnapped or something
like that, which is likely. Yeah, the FaceTime would have
been good proof of life. Though this is true. If
they'd picked up and they were like, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
We could have done a good prank with ay open
the face, Sime, and I could have been sitting there
with a bag over my head, sort of like one
of those early two thousand's beheading videos.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
And that would have been nice little John action.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's a strong way to start the day.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
That she would have had a you know, that would
invigorate you I think that's strong with than any couple
of part.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Look, you've threaten to be hitting to anyone's, but they're
definitely going to wake up.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I think. So we could launch this, I think as
a franchise, as a way to wake up when you
don't want to. We send you a Jahardi John style
video of your loved one signally for another, just to
get some adrenaline coursing through the veins.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Mujabi Mania, Really in the Moon and.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Jury in the Night. The hold Ikey Breakfast, The History
of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
It is the seventh of November twenty twenty five, and
on this day in eighteen seventy two, the cargo ship
Mary Celeste sails from New York for Italy and has
mysteriously found abandoned four weeks later. The crew was made
up of Captain and Benjamin Briggs. Captain Benjamin Briogs, his
wife and daughter, and seven experienced crewman. Ten people in total,
there was a cargo of seventeen hundred barrels of alcohol.

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It was found drifting in the Atlantic by a Canadian
ship about six hundred miles west of Portugal. The ship
was still seaworthy, with only minor damage, cargo mostly intact,
full supply of food and water, personal belonging still in place.
Ship's log up to date, no signs of violence, no blood,
no struggle, no life. Raft remains one of maritime history's
greatest unsolved mysteries.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Well that's the greatest thing I've ever heard, and I've
never heard of it before this. You never heard the
Mary Celeste. No, I'm not big on the Mary Celeste.
I'm more of a Daphnian Celeste kind of guy. But
this is so full great stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
They've just found this ship. It is otherwise completely intact.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, I smell a murder sui and no one's well
ten people. Yeah, it's a good he I mean, it's
a good going to deny the numbers. They're putting up
big numbers. But yeah, that's where my my mats goes to.
Maybe some sort of disagreement that's gone out of hand,
and then there's been one man on a boat thinking
well I'm out of here too. That's the only thing

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that makes any sense.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Or see goblins, see goblins, sirens, snorks a mermaid.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, I think we could have got a snork invasion.
They could have taken over the boat. Has anyone thought this?
Has anyone pitched this one to the family of Captain
Benjamin Briggs Well?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
And did Benjamin Briggs's wife FaceTime him when she worked
up and wanting to find that no one else was
on the boat. Nineteen seventy, the last unclimbed face of
Mount cook Is conquered long haired price huge mountaineers.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Why they long haired because they were.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
John Glasgow and Peter Goff became the first people to
scale the two thousand meters Caroline Face of our tallest mountain.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
They declared it a triumph for the happies.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Four climbers died in the nineteen sixties trying to scale
the Caroline Face. Two of those climbers may have achieved
defeat in ninety sixty three.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
They didn't get back down.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Their bodies emerged from a glacier on the other side
of the mountain in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, that's a tough way to get sort of spat out,
literally chewed up and spaed out by the mountain. Yeah,
these guys are heroes, they really are. And also shout
out for the hippies. It's nice to see them doing something.
I'd say it's all the Gunjay, they would have been
shut smoking the whole time up there, Mary j four twenty.
That would have made them able to do it.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah. Also this is going to annoy them.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
But the only reason their body's river found is because
the glaciers are melting.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
All swings a roundabouts.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Isn't it the first attempt to scale Mount Cook Because
in eighteen eighty two, but the group turned back only
sixty meters from the top.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Come on, cow, it's.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
The New Zealand climbers.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Tom Fife, George Graham and Jack Clark first reached the
summit on Christmas Day eighteen ninety four.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
They're the difficult north route.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Also, if I'm getting sixty meters from the top in
eighteen eighty two, yeah, I'm telling everyone I got to
the top. There's no kofodos, there's no one was monitoring
your GPS track.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Did we get there?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, definitely, one hundred percent, because you saw it. Where's
the guy goes? No, we got sixty meters away and
then we turned around.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Just lie, just claim it.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Nineteen ninety one, Magic Johnson Annow just announces he has
HIV and retires.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
From the La Lakers.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
He tested positive during a standard preseason physical. So standard
preseason physicals had hivtes back then.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I guess I must taken a blood test of general
blood tests blood and then they said, listen, that's some
news for you.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
At first he thought it must be a mistake. He
has since become a spokesperson for people with HIV and AIDS.
Despite retiring, Magic wasn't done with basketball. He played in
the nineteen ninety two NBA All Star Game. Fans voted
amout despite the fact that he did not play that season,
and he won All Star MVP. Magic was also selected
for the Dream Team the ninety two Barcelona Olympics, playing
alongside Michael Jordan, Larry Byrd and others. They won gold

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remains one of the greatest basketball squads ever assembled. He
also briefly returned to the Lakers at age thirty six,
played thirty two games and still prove to be effective.
He has had long reaching impacts on basketball. I don't
know if your kids play basketball, but if there's ever
a cut on a player and there's blood on the uniform,
they have to come out straight away. That is a
direct flow on from Magic Johnson. Because the NBA brought

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that role in as soon as he tested positive.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
So the inclination is if little Benjamin, who's out there
playing some hoops when he six years old, gets cut,
he could have eights born on this day.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
I've never seen a diamond Lord.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
New Zealand's singer born in Auckland, Ali yellowch O'Connor.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
She's twenty nine. That she's twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, I mean she was about eight when the song
came out, so it does make sense that she would
only be twenty nine. I wonder when she's got to
give up this music lark and get a real job. Yeah,
maybe work in marketing. I could see her sort of
at a meeting saying, les, some guys, we've got to
pitch some alternative options here. This isn't good enough. So
she grows up and can you really push onto a
proper career.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
That's a great point.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Where what point do you think your parents have stopped
telling you that come when you get to hear it.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I'd say, when she bought her parents house from up
under them and check them out? Why do know?

Speaker 6 (15:04):
There's something about kipip parents that are still like, when
you're gonna get a real.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Job, you're allah to us? Yeah, go and wash the
dishes please, Oh.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
You're going to be on the radio. Well, why don't
you just go and get a trade?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Just in case, Just in case.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
That was last week two keepy cricketers.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
James Franklin is forty five today and Murphy saw It
is fifty nine today.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Wow. James Franklin forty five, that's surprising. I feel like
he was about thirty six.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I thought he was my age, Yeah exactly, but a
lot of people think I'm forty five. And David Getter
French songwriter, DJ and record producer. He is also fifty
eight today, younger than Murphy saw it.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Well, Happy birthday to David Gwener.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
And can I just thank you for providing us the
incredible video honoring as Sin deceased.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Man.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Give it a Google if you want to have some fun.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
I've seen this.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, it's a bit spicy for this hour in the morning,
so I might just give that one day.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
I haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
You already went to Jahardi John at six twenties, maybe
not be too early. And that is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.
Tim Room for Friday, the seventh of November twenty five.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Jerry and Midnight the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
What two nights ago it was Guy Fawkes, although I
think annoyingly because it's on a Wednesday, it's really stretched out.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, it's a midweek Guy Fawks midweek banger. They call
that one.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
They always have.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
You know, you what you're thinking, I'm either going to
do it on Wednesday, stay up and obviously a lot
of the kids based event. I think the kids love
it as well. I don't keep the kids up so
late on a Wednesday. Yeah, and it is lingering last night.
I think there was as many five weeks as probably
there was on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, around the place.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
And I'd say this weekend has got to be a
sort of a bad dance situation all over the country tonight.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
We live in the same neighborhood, so we I mean
I saw a massive display yesterday as I was driving
home from the Force. I show a force at about
eleven o'clock at night. Yeah, and I was like, Jesus,
this was down at one of the parks as well.
Did you, because your kids are of the age with
that'd be into that, did you guys have a display
on Wednesday night?

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well, I've been basically an absentee father for the last fortnight.
I was over in Melbourne over for the weekend and
then was there for Oasis in Melbourne Cup. I came
back on Wednesday literally land that went straight to Eaton
Park and worked at the Cricket, and then yesterday also
worked at the Cricket. That woke up this morning and
have come here. So I basically seen my family in
a fortnight. So I don't know what they're doing. I

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imagine they're all still going well and they're all still healthy.
But no, we haven't had a chance yet to light
any fireworks. And I'm not the sort of person. Yesterday,
someone in my neighborhood did an extreme show of force
at about four pm broad daylight in a full collection
of fireworks, and I just don't know who that's for. No,
ked is enjoying that standing and it was a hot

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day too, she was maybe twenty four degrees And I
just think you're missing the magic of fireworks doing it then.
So I think on Saturday night we might have a
little bit of a do up a brew haha and
let off some fireworks.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, I mean, I said the other day, I live
in one of those new build complexes with his like
nine buildings on what.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Used to just be one house.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Nice, that didn't detO one punda from letting fireworks off
and basically what's all of our backyard.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
They were right next to my window.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
That's tough out of the small backyard. Yeah, launching it
up because I'd imagine how many stories are you dealing
with too? Just yeah, because by the time they light
it from the ground, it probably is exploding directly outside
someone's window. Yeah, as you look out the window, which
it's nice to see fireworks from a bird's eye view.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Yeah, it's good stuff. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
So you may have seen on I think it might
have even been Tuesday, as soon as fireworks went on
sale down in Duned and Castle Streets turned into a
war zone straightaway. We played the audio the other day.
Well it happened again overnight. Have a listen to this.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
It's embarrassing audio for that gentleman. Police showed up.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, so the police and the fire department were both
called to Castle Street. The wild part of this is
that fireworks were shot at both the police and the
fire department.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah. I can't condone the discharging of fireworks had wonderful
emergency services, but that I'm all for it. A bit
of fun shootings and fireworks off and Castle Street a
nice urban environment, and a lot of those houses around there,
we firework going off in near them would actually improve
the building.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I have heard of way back in the day some
students did a similar sort of thing, couch burning, fireworks,
that sort of stuff. By the time the fibrigaate got there,
all of the couch had been put out and the
fireworks had stopped. They came back later on, allegedly and
blasted the hose straight through the lounge window. We're like, oh, sorry,
we thought we saw some flames in the.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
And I can't criticize them for that. I think you've
got to throw that. I think at once I lived
on Castle Streets a flat behind ours. They did the
old couch fire and we were not involved in any way.
We were innocent bystanders. But the fire department literally ran
the hose.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Through our hallway.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
They could have used the alleyway beside our house, but
they ran it in the front door, down the hallway,
out the kitchen, out in the back door, and then
threw our back out over the fence and at the
time thinking I didn't consent to this, this is chaos.
There's a fire hose coming through. But it was during
the Castle Street todten Riots of whatever, two thousand and seven,
so I can't really complain. There was a bit going.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
On, yes, swings and roundabouts, so well with them. They're right,
So they coming up after seven o'clock time. You touched
on it before. You have had a massive week. You
were over in Australia four you did the double, You
went to the Melbourne Cup and Oasis.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
The Melbourne Cup Oasis double, and they said it couldn't
be done. Everyone doubted me, no one believed, and how
much money I had to put back to back events
on and we did it successfully, and we did it big.

Speaker 9 (20:54):
Jerry and the Night for the hod Ikey Breakfast Jerry
and Midnight, the Hold I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Tony.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You mentioned just before seven o'clock you have basically not
been at home for almost a week now. You went
over to Australia, you did the double on Tuesday you
went you went literally to the Melbourne Cup and then
to Oasis on the same day.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yes, I certainly did.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I've been over there for some extand up comedy gigs
in the preceding day, so when everything on Thursday and
then Tuesday was the big day, Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Was the only day I had off all time I
was there.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
I mean I was only working at night doing stand
up comedy and pub so it's not exactly I was
hard at Mahi. But Tuesday came and that's when I
really went to work. Woke up early, I met up
with a couple of buddies, put on a nice suit
and wandered down to a pub to preload, as they
call in the business for Flemington. Went along to the
Melbourne Cup saw it in person. It was quite an event.

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They really roll out all the stops and with the
forecast was awful the whole time we were leading up
and we think we're going to be in the rain,
We're going to be out there. I'm going to be
one of those people who's in the paper the next
day in a bush and an upskirt photo.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
That's how I thought my day was going to go.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
But it held out and it was sunny, it was beautiful.
It's just about as busy as a racecourse can be
and still be enjoyable. We did manage to without meaning
to just wandering through the stand was, oh, this is
where you go? You know, you don't know where you're
supposed to go. So you ended up rolling up to
one of the states the stands, the hell Stand, and
just sat down in some seats and had an incredible

(22:24):
view and I thought, this is this is really nice
sitting here.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Why is no one sitting here?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
And then about five so we saw the national anthem
up there, and in about five minutes before the race started,
some very well dressed people came over and they were
very upset we were sitting in their seats and turns
out we'd wandered into an exclusive area.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
And they said, you got to get out of here,
get the hell out.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
And so we went down to the lawn and watched
the actual race from the lawn, but we got all
the build up in the stands, which was really lovely.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
So were you there for all of the races?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
We were therefore, no, we got there just as the
race before the Melbourne Cup started. By the time, you
have some lunching, a couple of beers.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
That's the way to do it.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, and then we watched all the races after that
that was we stuck around and essentially just lost a
lot of money one after the other. It's hard to
bet on on race. I don't know how people bid
on horse racing.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Well, I think the whole industry is propped up on
the fact no one actually knows who's going to work.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Absolutely no idea. I did very very poorly.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
People around us were winning an incredible amount of money.
A lady who was staying at the same hotel on
us got the tri victor in the Melbourne Cup and
won five thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Oh my, what the hell did you tell you that?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Well, I don't know off I think a fifty cent punt,
which is not too bad.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
What So what was it like when the race was running?
You know that last home straight? It was exhilarating.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Ever run around us losing their minds, it's it's pandemonium.
This it's obviously a hot place Australia, so they rigged
a lot of umbrellers and that would be my one
complaint is the umbrellas are really at eye lines, so
you're trying to watch the horse racing, you're just looking
at a lot of umbrellers.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well, I think, to be fear most people there probably
aren't watching the horse race.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Are there very few people watching the horse It's very few.
There's you know, the beers aren't too expensive when you
are there, but the you know, you can get a
sort of an export ultra or something like this for
maybe fifteen dollars ten dollars, but it's a bottle of
wines that really come into their own. So a lot
of people, almost everyone is walking around with a full
bottle of wine individually. And I think that's when you

(24:14):
get into those up skirt photos you see the day after.
I think that's the chaos and ensueses is from a
lot of won drinking. But we knew we had a
big day, so we didn't We paced this up a
long race. It was a long yeah, it was three
and a half k whatever it is, and for us
it was the full day because we knew we had
oasis in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
So I think the Melbourne Cup, the race itself runs
at about three in the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Three p yeah, so three p. I think the final
race was at about ten pass five. So after that
got on the train with the masses, hit it back
into Melbourne City and that was an experience in itself.
We got the classic case of a young woman hurling
into a handbag. Yeah it's a full Yeah, her boyfriend

(24:55):
and God bless us. So he had the foresight to
empty your handbag so he could see she was no good.
I thought she was having a little snooze. He consense
it coming him, did her handbag, took out all her
lip balms and other accoutremont and gave her the handbag
and she baughed into that.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
So this was happened before this haven.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Before she was in his blazer, a classic look handbag
on the knee, just a young lass. And yeah, she
was parted out And so we watched that and that
was exciting. And then on the back got changed, did
the full out change because we obviously you suited and booted.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You don't want to rock up to Oasis looking like that?

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Well, you get addicted.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
That's not what the Gallagher brothers stand for, their sulk,
the earth working class people.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
So you chucked the bucket and Parker on.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, I chucked in my bucker hat and the park
I went to Chinatown, got a bit of a feed
and then wandered on into Oasis and it was all.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Heading at the right time.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
It was all feeling good, and I mean what I
mean you were there root of the night before. I
believe it's just a beautiful concerts. The Marvel Stadium is
an incredible venue, one of the greatest videos over so
many people. I think eighty thousand people wonded on and
it's so many people. It's got a roof on top.
I think it was hosing down outside. We were dry. Oh,
and it all just everything came up trumps. It was

(26:07):
that sort of feeling when you go, this is a
big day, I'm packing a lot in here. Yeah, and
then everything worked bang bang bang. We watched the Oasis.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
The sound was marvelous. The boys are on form and
no one let a flare off.

Speaker 8 (26:18):
So it's the second most hectic Oasis story I've heard
since Ruda went over with no accommodation, went flew over,
went to the gig, went to the rappers on the
way back to the airport, then flew home again.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
No, I went straight from the gig to the airport.
On the skybus, Ruder was.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Saying, did you know that there's hotel rooms you can
book for just one hour.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Jurry in the night, they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
I've been on the big round slim down most of
this year. It's had mixed results. In fact, I don't
know if it's had mixed results, it's had very little results.
But as part of that, Tony I have been implementing
a Hockgel walk where by every afternoon I'll go for
a wook and if it to get my ten thousand
steps in nice every day. We've got some great You

(27:00):
and I live in the same suburb. There's some great
walking tracks around the place. But sometimes you can get
a bit sick of walking around the same park over
and over again. Yeah, it's the horse park at the
end of the suburb there. So in an effort to
mix it up, I decided to walk down the backside
of the same suburb. We actually live on a peninsula,
and so I walked down the backside of it and
got a little bit turned around and then.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Was still walking, and I kept walking. It was about
probably three quarters.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Of the way two thirds of the way through my
walk when who should I see come past me on
a bike but one Tony Lyle Yes, he came past me,
and Tony yells south, I've got my headphones, and I
waked out to him and he goes, jeez, walking past
the school at three in.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
The afternoon by his south that's a bulb boop. But
I was like, what, where's the school?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I didn't know you were right outside. I was doing
the school pick up for my own children. I thought,
Jesus our dude, wandering around past school time is.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, sweeting, there's ridis is for that.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
And so you got in my head because when I
walked past you was like, oh God, this does look bad.
And so I remember asking you what way to school
and you were like, this way. So I was like, oh,
I'm not going to walk that way. I turned and
walked the opposite direction. It was a horseshoe.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
It was a look around.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
So I got looped around and sped back out right
in front of the school.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
The only thing worse than walking past a school at
school pickup time when you obviously don't have a kid
is walking past twice.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Oh don't worry, Tony, it gets much worse.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
So the second time I walked past the school, I'm
now standing outside the school. I was like, I thought,
for one mad moment, I should just stand here as
if I'm waiting for a kid to try and throw people.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
And you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
You never stand.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
So I decided against that. I didn't text Tony at
that point, and I was like, hey, look i've ended
up back ause you just want me to grab your
kids for you.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Tony's like, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
I think that would have been good though, if you
had walked up and got some kids. Who I mean,
I'm an old quantity at the school. People know my children,
my wife teachers at the school. If people had seen
I'm pretty sure I just saw a strange man do
a loop and then grab some kids that.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Were quite clearly not related to those children. So I
decided against it. Then I saw that a lot of
parents were walking off down the road with their kids,
and I thought, I don't want to walk in this
like walking school bus with these kids. There's a park
right here across the road. I'm going to duck through
the park. Well, that's much worse because there's even more
parents and kids.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
And a lot of loose leaf children wandering around the
park as well.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
That's right, and so I had to do a full
lap of this park. By this stage, I'm like I
am getting arrested, Like there's no.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I'd say they did release the eagle, hallicup. They
just keep an eye on you. You know, maybe not
the full arresting, but just keep an eye. And I
think the thing even worse was that during the hocker
walk you had gone full method actor and you were
wearing a tight pair of lu du Lemon exercise pants.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I did myself no favours and it was one of
the most harrowing experiences of my life. I walked past
the same school twice, then through the park next to
these kids.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
There's no way I didn't make the new Yeah, let.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
See, keep out there. You made the local Facebook page
saying listen, keep an eye on this guy. You know,
no harm, you don't have fowl yet, but we just
want to keep an eye on him.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
So I'm sticking to the bloody horse Park from now.
This is what this is what derailed the Big Ground
Slimder Jerry.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
And Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini, the
hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yes, well, we're talking earlier about the large day that
I did have on Tuesday, which included going to the
Malbourne Cup an oasis. Well, I also the following morning
woke up crack of dawn and now I'm you yawning,
and went to Melbourne International Airport, flew back to New Zealand, landed,
and went immediately to Eaton Park to work at the
black Caps. So three large scale events and a short

(30:47):
amount of space, not a lot of sleep on the ground,
a couple of bruskies here and there the day before,
so you know you're feeling okay, but you're a little
bit just holding it together. And that first game, of course,
that's with Mitch Saton. I went bang and couldn't quite
get us over the line, but it was still a
full game, long anding all twenty or forty overs were played.

(31:07):
And so I got home at god knows me eleven
thirty p and it had been a huge day of
travel and I had oatis of the day before, walked
into the house and I have three children, and you know,
I love them dearly.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
They're all very cool guys.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
But but one of them, and the youngest, he is
a legend, but he had taken poorly to some dinner
and as I wandered, and you know, there are remnants
of a huge spew job that he had thrown around
the house, all over the house, and oh no, but
it has sort of been cleaned up a little bit
here and there as much as it can be done,
and so I go kind of got up to speed

(31:43):
of what's going on, and it was like, Okay, well
it looks like it's all good and we're through the
worst of it. And as I went upstairs, a round
two hit strong hard and yeah, he went hard, and
he went early and spewed everywhere once again, and so
we had sort of eleven thirty pm spew session awesome,
which we've all been there. We'll been there. It's tough
to get through. So once we'd sort of finished that,

(32:04):
it was about one am. I think we got through it.
And yesterday morning I was left with the grueling task
of what to do with pillows that have had vomitable
over them.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, because a pillow case, that's one thing. That's one
thing I could washing a pillow case.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I have no emotional reaction to that.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
No, that's just normal washing, washing a pillow.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah, and it needed to wash and had gone through
and I can tell you how not to wash a pillow,
and this is from experience yesterday is just bugging in
the washing machine and cram it in. Because I just
crammed them into the side of the washing machine and
turned it on. And it turns out when you do
cram a pillow and it sort of expands the washing
machine on and they sort of puffed up. They went

(32:46):
over the top of the washing machine. So as the
water was coming in to the machine, was being top loaded,
as the was being issued into the machine, you know,
it wasn't able to go down into the cylinder, and
it was just overflowing out of the washing machine. So
an hour later, I was I better go hanging those
pillows up. They probably take a.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
While dry walk down.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
The entire garage was flooded because not a drop of
the water that had gone to the washing machine had
actually gone into the cylinder.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
It all just poured out on the pillows.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
At least at least it was in the garage. Yeah,
so no carpet in thererow presumed no.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Carpet in the garage, just a nice concrete floor. So
that was the one saving grace. But it had also
gone under the dryer, the fridge, a whole bunch of
stuff we had stored out there.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Good.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
It had flooded everything with some murky, murky gray water.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
So in the end, did you manage to wash the pillows.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I just considered them washed. I thought lessen, they've had
a rim. Something's happened to them.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
They're wet, They're wet ass.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
How are you supposed to have you done any more
research into it?

Speaker 10 (33:49):
How?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I have no idea how you're supposed to next some
of us to do it again. I would just put
them on like a clothing rack and the backyard and
hose them down like a dog pillow. I think I
think probably knew pillow, probably could to splash out seven eighty.
And I mean they probably got them at buntings, to
be honest. Think I'd just go down there and grab
myself a couple of pillows, even some dog pillows, and
I think I can make do.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, it's sound like a wee heads.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I think, yeah, they really do. But it's I don't
know what's gonna happen. And let me tell you, this
takes a long time to dry. I don't know how
he's supposed to dry pillow. I hung it up on
a rack. I've ticked it this morning, absolutely sodden, all
out of shape, a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
So I'm gonna be yelling at their radio right now.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I know how to clean a pillow to that person
gives a tax three four eight three let.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Me know, how do you clean a pillow? And this
is big radio issues right now. You won't catch any
other radio station being so brave as to asking how
do you clean a pillow?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Hoskin's not doing this.

Speaker 9 (34:41):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy, Breakfast, hold.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Aki, Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yesterday's master one topic was famous mos famous mustaches.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I thought it was like, you know, no, no.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
And David who works at an unnamed airport and tunne
you can look in Nashville for a while, did you
know that, Tony. Nope, you never paid any attention to David.
Do you know he couldn't take away the prize? Which
is good news for people today because that means we've
got two hundred dollars up for grabs Jackpot's fifty dollars.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Every day we don't have a winner.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
And since Kiwi Pop singer Lord is turning twenty nine today,
Happy birthday, Lord, have birthday. Today's Mastermind topic is Kiwi
Pop Stars on the line.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
This morning, We've got mail from Papamore. Good morning, mel
how are you going?

Speaker 11 (35:27):
Good days morning, guys.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
How's the weather? Down there.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Always beautiful, always beautiful apart from wedded as how in
a gale?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
That's what it's beautiful when it's shit, Mel, What do
you do for a crust?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Our?

Speaker 10 (35:42):
Plot?

Speaker 7 (35:42):
Is instructor?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Nice? What's your best what's your best stretch?

Speaker 7 (35:48):
I love foot and straps. Foot and strap series is
the best.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Foot and strap. I've a got a bit of a
foot and strap at my easiest.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Turn his microphone off, Mel, how do I stretch my
hamstrings out? I feel like my hamstrings are about half
as long as they should be. I can reach about
to my knee.

Speaker 7 (36:06):
Good, get some on the strap and then bring them
back over.

Speaker 11 (36:10):
So you kind of like bending back over onto yourself.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Yeah, good one.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
You actually do try to bend over on yourself quite
often than I so I thought.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
We turned Tony's mic off, Mel. Do you know how
this works? You've got forty five seconds. We're gonna ask
you five questions. You get three right, you'll win the prize,
which today is two hundred dollars. You can pass it anytime.
We'll come back to those questions if we have time.
So if you're going to pass, I suggest you pass quickly.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Also, if we.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Stuff it up, and I think there needs to be
a little bit of leniency here on Tony because this
is his first time doing it. But if there's a
monumental stuff up on our behalf, you win automatically.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
It's the Justice for Tony club, which makes sense considering
that my name is also Tony. How are you feeling
feeling confident?

Speaker 9 (36:48):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (36:49):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Let's do it all right, let's referent to it.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Your time starts.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Now?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
What TV show did Stand Walking compete on in two
thousand and nine?

Speaker 10 (36:58):
Australian idol?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Which artist has achieved international success with hits like super
Lonely Pash who is Brooke Fraser's father, Bernie who collaborated
with Gadier on the twenty eleven songs Somebody that I
used to know.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Kimber Man literally too easy?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Well done, Mail, You've covered yourself and glory and you're
taking that two hundred dollars all the way to Papa More.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Yes, I need it.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Are you interested in hearing the last question and see
if you would have got it? Mal?

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Okay, who released their debut album Drive in nineteen ninety seven, Oh.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Burk Wronger and the one that you.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Do single single?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Now we are talking, And I mean, if you've listened
to any whole music ever, you would have been all
over that one as well.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
If you've ever called the idea or the bank, and
it was Benny that had super lonely, not that it
is not that it matters to you.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Mail congratulations mate, two hundred bucks.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
Yeah, thanks guy, Jury in the night the hold I
keep breakfast than in a world full of bad news,
we wanted a good news segment to fill up your
cup on a Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Thus the good News Tomato was born. Why the tomato, Tony,
You just asked me this off here. Yes, I can
explain it to you. I said one night on a
Thursday night, I said in the group chair, I said,
we have had too much bad news on the show.
We need a segment where we introduce good news into
the show. And I think we should cheer our good
news tomorrow now tomorrow auto corrected to tomato. Yeah, and

(38:30):
as anyone knows, as soon as one of your mates
mispronounces or misspells something that is the funniest thing in
the world and it'll stick.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
That would have been the good news for everyone else
when they saw that text message pop through. You would
have said, Ah, this is the great news, Tomato.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
This is great and actually maybe your good news this
morning is that one of your mates in a group
chat misspelled something.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
It honestly brings people so much joy.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
And I knew as soon as I sent that, I
was like, yeah, we've we've had something here. The other
thing about it is it's a safe space to self source.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Yeah, because we're hearing you know, there is.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
A tall poppy syndrome and blah blah blah here in
news young you it's it's it's it's uncouth to break
right to someone's face.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
No one wants when you catch up with someone for
for a bee, the last thing you want to hear
is that things are going well.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Oh I'm crushing it.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
You go, you know what, I'm killing it. Things honestly
couldn't be going bitter. You go.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
I know. So no one wants to hear it, but
you do want to tell.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
People, Yeah, it's exciting, So tell us three four eight three,
or you can give us a call on eight hundred.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Hoduck.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
We would love to hear froms in the studios. Oh,
you've got some good news this week, a breakthrough in
your life. Pretty simple one, but we found a new
flat after streetsful a couple of weeks of thinking.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
We're going to be not having a home.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Regulation that's you. That's big.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
That is as good as it gets. Knowing that you
have a place to lie down your weary head at
the end of the day.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yeah, how do you feel me? It's one of the
one of the most important parts of life. Saving someone to.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Love It certainly is I've got a nice little one
to add as well. And then I've come home from
a long trip away. Halloween was when I was away
and my kid's got a record hall and they've lost interest.
So I basically came home and was greeted with three
pumpkins full of candy chocolate bars.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I mean, this is some high.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Level I'm talking Cadbury favorites as far as the I
can see. And I've taken that stash and that's mine.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Now, not just the Turkish de lights and Bounty bars.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
No, there's four.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I had a Snickers after home from the cricket last
night one am. Snickers really had the spot.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I feel like that's pretty rare for kids to turn
down a haul after that, I remember just pegging out.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, there was I thought they'd peg as well. I
pegged big time when I was a kid. But no,
the kids these days, there are they just there's only
so much chocolate they could eat, and then they lose
interest there on to the next.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Oh, congratulations, that is great.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Yet it's huge.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Yeah, probably for me. You talk about the cricket. Four
years I've stood up for Mark Chapman the black Cap.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
But look, this is not to be confused.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Not the assassination of John Lennon, but Mark Chapman the
black Cap, because he hasn't ever really done well in
New Zealand, so he's line under the radar. People didn't
really know that he's played really well from New Zealand overseas,
and then last night he smashes seventy eight off twenty out.
I don't have to stand up for him anymore.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
No people have seen it now, I mean, thank good.
Twenty twenty three he was I mean sound the punishing
cricket alarm, but he was International T twenty Batsman of
the Year.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, he's a great guy.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
It happened overseas.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
He looks good as well. I think nineteen games for
Hong Kong, which I think is just a fun fact
to just remind everyone.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, my good news for today is, as as I've
mentioned on the show before, recently engaged proposed to the
misses overseas.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
The ring did not fit. You could not get that
over her.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Who would have thought slender fingers workingman's knuckles. And my
good news for today is I just got a message
this morning that the ring has been resized.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
I'm going to pick it up so she could finally
put that bitch on. That's big.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
My big question for this is big knuckle, slender finger.
Once she gets it over the knucker, will it be
Lusi's a goose on her finger will be rotating constantly.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I gotta be honest. People been giving me shit about this.
How did you not get the guys beens together so long?
How did you get the ring size wrong? Even in
the shop we're trying to size the finger that the
guy was having a couple We went through about four
different ringing sizes before we could find the one that
actually fit.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, you need to fit the ring that fits the
finger perfect.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
He was like, this, this is quite a complex problem
you've presented to me. So that's my good news. Get
in touch on three four eight three or give us
a call. Oh eight hundred Haidaki, Oh eight hundred and
four to eight seven two five, Share us your good news, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
And Midnight, the Hidiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
A safe space to self source. There's a lot of
things that you don't want to tell people directly to
their face, but you can tell them to a radio station.
And to that end, we've got Anonymous on the line
this morning. Good morning, Anonymous, what is your good news?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Well, last Friday night on Halloween, I got married.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Oh congratulations.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
There's only five people were in attendance, and probably only
twenty people in the whole world to know about it.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Well more than twenty now. And can I just ask Anonymous,
you got married on Halloween? Was one of those five
people and attendance the Dark Lord Satan himself?

Speaker 7 (43:11):
I married the Dark Angel. It's possible Satan may have
been there.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Just Scalbert she the Dark Angel didn't I wish?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
So, Anonymous, was this like an eloping situation? You just
did it on the slide with that anyone know?

Speaker 7 (43:27):
Well? Not really. It's an old x of mine that
I ran into about two months ago, and it's just
all reignited and we thought, bugger let's just go powerful stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, that's a huge roll of the dice.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
And was Halloween?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
You know?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Was that specific?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
You know?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Was that just how it worked out?

Speaker 7 (43:46):
It was specific. I actually manufacture that. I made it happen.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Oh, good stuff. All right.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Well, look, hopefully people don't recognize your voice if you're
trying to keep this one under wraps.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
But congratulations mate.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
Hey, thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yeah, I hope that I'll lasts, you know, at least
another two months and hopefully obviously more, but you know,
you want to give that one some time.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
That's some great news.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Some more great news coming through on the text line
three four eighty three this text and made it home
from the gym and coffee run just in time to
not pull my pants.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
That's good news.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
That is actually huge. That doesn't sound like much, but
that's as big as it gets.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
This one from Dylan. I'm sure he won't mind me
sharing his name. Good news, Tomato. The Brooklyn Nets just
won their first game of the season after a six
game losing streak. I celebrated with a customized match on
NBA two K of all time Nets players was all
time Lebron's and I lost against the computer.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, of course you're going to lose that one. That's tough.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Good news, Tomato. I've been sick for the last five days.
Still sick, just not as bad.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I mean, when you turn the bend after a big second, Yeah,
it is huge. It's yeah, the first solid after a
week of the opposite. It's you're right home about it,
morning Fellas. It's Reuben the brain surgeon here. I got
my sterile mits on number three thirty three out of
two hundred Big Show Finals. I still have to get

(45:03):
myself a record player that's sold out as well. You
can't get the mind's completely sold out, and I think
maybe don't get a record player because it's probably going
to keep its value if you keep it unplayed and
just sit on it some favor.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Don't sit on it. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
My partner Mike got an A plus on his final
Teachers Training assignment, and he also won a New Zealand's
short story writing competition.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
He's a backbone.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yeah, that's I mean, a New Zealand short story writing competition.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
That's huge.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Send the story in.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
We'd love to.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
I mean, unless it's too as a long short story.
We need to be a short shorts.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Short short short I can't read, but Tony'll read it
to me.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Three three Good news Tomato won the company sweepstakes this week. Congratulations.
I presume that it's the Melbourne Cup.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, I got to be the Melbourne Cup. I once
took part talk in a Melbourne Cup sweet Steak, and
the winner who took all the money from the office
was notable well off comedian Reece Darby. So he came
in and all us working them in and took all
our money and took it off back to Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
So the race another one here from Hamish. Good news.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Tomato finally got my mate Croxy to agree to come
to the pub tonight after weeks of waiting. That is
good news. I would say, don't count your chickens. Croxy
sounds like a flake.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Croxy does sound like he might have something come up
last minute and go hey, listen, are you at the pub? Yeah,
I'm here waiting for your Croxy. Well come you might
just keep waiting. Yeah. Home and Away just got good.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
And if this is an indication of the kind of
audience we're building here on the Hidachy break for show
last night, I set a new pr at the gym
on League Press four hundred and fifty kg's.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
For a set of six.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Another one here started back at the gym a month ago,
seeing results, looking bolt as if and feeling great.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Well, that's great and I can only assume four hundred
fifty kg on leak press is good.

Speaker 9 (46:44):
Jerry and Mani The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Je Zealand's favorite comedy shows hitting the road again. Every year,
the team from Seven Days goes rogue, bringing the unfiltered,
off the cuff comedy to theaters across I'll see it all.
Jeremy Corbet, Die Henwood, Haley Sprout, Paul Ego, Josh Thompson,
Ben Hurley, all on the road and Justin Smith, all
live on stage.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
She joins us. Now, good morning, Justine, and happy birthday.

Speaker 10 (47:10):
Oh more, no, thank you so much. I love that
you played into Sandman because I've just turned fifty seven,
so yeah almost did so thanks for reminding me.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
A good morning, jose Tony here mate, happy birthday and
hi lovely Tony.

Speaker 11 (47:24):
Hey mate.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
We're in a van yesterday and someone said, who wants
to talk to Tony Lyon? And we thought that he
meant now Corby, so we went, yeah, put him on speaker.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
So you're very popular now Van Tony.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Oh that's nice to know. And it didn't happen yesterday,
happening this morning on I was going to ask you
how old you are? But what do you do to
celebrate a fifty seventh birthday? Are you going to you know?
I sort of had a big afternoon down at the
pubs before seven days or are you going to go?

Speaker 7 (47:48):
Mate?

Speaker 10 (47:48):
The days of drinking heavily before going on a geget gone.
But I am looking forward to a bit of a
night out and dinners later on this evening.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Do you think you'll join the local youth down at
Castle Street? The arecal youth down at Castle Street and
fire some Roman candles at police officers.

Speaker 10 (48:07):
Oh you never say never, mate.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Where have you guys been so far? So you started
off in tron and were you in Napier yesterday?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Are you still?

Speaker 10 (48:16):
I'm in Napier this morning. Yes, we've done ton and
Napier last night, and then we're heading down to jim
Eden and in the cargo on this leg and then
we fly back and then we carry on around a
few weekends.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Which place, which place? Are you looking forward to the least.

Speaker 12 (48:31):
The least, no, I mean, you know it's not great,
But the one I look forward to the most is
christ Church, which is my hometown, and performing in the
town hall, which is you know, one of the few
things in christ Church that is the same as when
I grew up there, So it's always quite emo from me.

Speaker 10 (48:51):
Doing the christ Church one. I really love it. I mean,
the whole thing is just it's just you know, longer
at last, It's just it could not.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Be more fun. Yeah, and I imagine literally tired from laughing.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
A big part of that would be the crew you're worth.
I mean a bunch of absolute legends, and you know
I know them all also, and some of them, you know,
I can't imagine traveling with them. You know, your likes
of Josh Thompson, I'm not sure he travels well. What
is like spending a long amount of time with these
comedians who you know, for all intents and purposes, are
pretty useless.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
Tell you it's pretty funny, mate, And the most outrageous
person from beginning to end, it's Hendwood, man, It's die
as shit. He comes up with a like we're sitting
in the van going if anyone could hear this, we'll
just let's just drive ourselves to prison. It's just fantastic,
you know. Me and Sprowl are up the back, girls
up the back in the van. Then it goes Tom

(49:46):
Low and Hurley in front of us, then die and
then the old mates Corby and Ego take tins driving.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
For anyone who hasn't been to the gig, what are
they in for if they're going to go along tonight?

Speaker 10 (49:57):
Oh mate, it's just so much fun. For the first half,
all of us doing what's supposed to be seven minutes
each to stand up, but you know it could range
from five to twelve, who knows. So we do stand
up on the first half, and then we have a
break and then we come back and there's cheers and
tables like the little seven days format, and we just
do a really quick, fun version of our favorite games
from that and it rocks along real quick, and it's like,

(50:19):
you know, it's not for TV.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Let's just say that.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Do you do a bet of swearing, Juzzy?

Speaker 10 (50:24):
Do I do a bit of than swearing?

Speaker 7 (50:26):
Tony? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I hope you wash your mouth out.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Yeah, I need to wash my mouth out with so
my mom did that to.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Me once you got your mouth washed out with soap.

Speaker 10 (50:34):
Mate, my mum was heart out seventies christ is mate,
I call, I can't.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
I can swear a little bit.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I see.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
I called my mum a bum bitch.

Speaker 10 (50:40):
I don't know what that means, you know, like terrible, terrible,
And she got me in a headlock and took me
into the laundry and washed my mouth out with sunlight,
soap and water.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Powerful.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
You really are fifty seven getting your mouth washed out
with so it's just come through. Happy birthday, Juzzy. You
were amazing last night. That's from Paula who went along
in Napier. So you're in Duneda and tonight, if you're
in a position to do so, make sure you hit
down in the cargo tomorrow Auckland Roder or are Go
and have a look for the lineup.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
But go well and enjoy the rest of the tour.

Speaker 10 (51:10):
Thank thanks, sweetheart.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Sports chat with acc head Lame caught you my head
sport ultra.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
For here and after a hectic few weeks all around
the world and all over the country, g Lane, I
presume we are finding you at home this morning, not
at home.

Speaker 11 (51:35):
I am in christ Church. I'm about to play around
the golf out with the Brain the Legends of Braintree. Trust,
I have got a cracker of a story I'm going
to This show is not long enough for me to
tell you the story of what happened last night between
me Lee Hart and one Winton Rufer. It's gonna have
to wait until Monday because it's one of the great

(51:59):
one of the most award and hilarious moments I've ever
had with anyone sporting related.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Oh my god, you're blueball with this story.

Speaker 11 (52:08):
I needed to be held. Afterwards, Stephen Fleming came and
gave me a cuddle. He's like, it's okay, He's going
to be okay, and I was like, what happened? What happened?
I've never had an argument with someone on stage in
front of a crowd before, anyway I did.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
This is the greatest tease of all time. Can I
just say you.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Need to clip that and run? That doesn't aird for
the whole weekend?

Speaker 12 (52:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Leaning name dropping there as well.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
Oh my god, Stephen Fleming, he helped me. He helped me.
Close is going to be okay. And I was like,
what happened. I don't understand anyway. It's just say the
crowd was on my side.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Okay that Well, will be the judge of that on
Monday morning, Lane will be the judge.

Speaker 11 (52:49):
I'm not with my family after being working fifteen days straight,
I'm not with my family.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Plenty of sport, plenty of actual sport going on this weekend, Lane,
What's what's the thing you're most looking forward to?

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Is it the All Blacks?

Speaker 11 (53:02):
Yeah? I think so. I'm not looking forward to the
four em start.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (53:06):
And let's be clear, I'm just going to This is
a public announcement. We're not commentating that game because I'm
not getting out at four em.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
It's too early.

Speaker 11 (53:15):
It's too early, like we do Gentlemen's House. I did
offer to commentate the replay for Sky, did get a
very polite no from them on that. I thought it
was a great idea. I thought it was very innovous,
but obviously not Now. I'm looking forward to the All
Blacks game. Obviously there's the black Caps on Sunday as well,
the Keywegs versus Sam Saturday or Sunday.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
I can't Sunday in Sydney.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
Oh, Sydney. That makes me.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
So.

Speaker 11 (53:42):
Yeah, I think I'm looking forward to the rugby of Scotland.
Do they're a bit cocker hoop at the moment Scotland.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
And there's a lot of chat about this game. This
is one that people are saying the All Blacks might drop,
but I have to go the other way. I feel
like they're going to absolutely rinse them.

Speaker 11 (53:55):
Yeah, they've got a bit of BBC coming out of
Chicago that last kind of duty minutes or so, so
I think they're going to carry that. And obviously no
dog Roll. We had no dog Roll and we had
no Jordi Barrett for eighty percent of that game anyway
in Chicago, and with left find a Mookie coming in
there with Quintu Pire always blowing the Quinto Pire going

(54:16):
into inside seem so I don't think it's going to
take much away. And Josh Lord obviously he stepped up
as well, so I don't give them much of a chance.
It's going to be my hunch as well. I've got
a three anytime try score a multi on. I've got
Cody Taylor, i have Cam Royd's who's absolutely on fire,
and will Jordan and win. I think it paid about
twenty two bucks those three to score insy underwin.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I feel like the TB has made a lot of
money off people betting on Will Jordan these.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Last few weeks.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Both me, specifically, both Tony and I have had had
Will and all of our Maltis for the last few weeks. Also,
I also had cam roy Guard last week and he
did score. He's got a real nose for the Linders.

Speaker 11 (54:55):
Cam roy Gard all right, man, forget forget through Paul.
We've got cam Royguards. He is cameraygad cameroids, is the
world's best half beat right now, and he needs to
play every eighty minutes of those games. Don't pull him
off at sixties, don't pull him off at then, he
just keep him off.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Yeah, I did appreciate they didn't pull him off for
Yonks last weekend. And I'd like to say it. I'd
like to see, Hey, we don't just gone to sixty
minutes and you're off no matter what's happening. And they
read the room and said we need him on there.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
This good.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
We won't pull him off just yet.

Speaker 11 (55:24):
No, he's too good for that. I'm good to see
the back Caps when last night, who would have thought fellas,
who would have thought that Western these would provide the
most entertaining series of the summer.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
Well, certainly not you.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
You were telling me on the first games to put
the house on it, that it was a sure thing,
and I did.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
I'm homeless.

Speaker 11 (55:40):
Yeah, well that's on you. That's on you, not menu
whether we're the last one you listen to anything I said. Look, yeah,
this obviously TA twenty format is West Indies format. They
love this format, so I think this five to five
match series is going to be an absolute screamer. However,
we are seeing them down to Nelson, which is a
beautiful part of the country, and then to Dunedin and

(56:02):
news out of Dunedin I think you saw the fireworks
Yeah yeah on Castle Street news coming out of their
Leehart's son was in the middle of that and got
to rest. So the efflet doesn't fall far from the tree.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Well this is really some breaking news because we were
reporting on this earlier that there was some fireworks in Dunedan,
so nice to know that someone close to here is involved.

Speaker 11 (56:23):
No, I don't think you've got a rested I think
it was a bit of gravy on that one. But
apparently what was happening. It was it was basically the
cannonball run. So students would put the old safety gog
was on safety first, obviously fellas, and then they would
sprint the length of Castle Street while flats would just
send mortars out the window towards you. So to me,
I heard that and it made my heart sink, you

(56:45):
know what. I was like. I'm a forty seven year
old man, and I was like, oh god, that sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, And they put glasses on their safety first, and
I'm sure they've probably you know, had a couple of
inebrianths to dull the pain as well. I think that's
that's great.

Speaker 11 (56:58):
Yeah, absolutely, which is probably gonna be the catalyst for us.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
And again yeah, nature is starting to heal.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Thanks very much for joining us, and enjoy your weekend,
j Lane, and we will clear out half an hour
of the shows on Monday for your story.

Speaker 11 (57:12):
The Great Winter Breakfast Drama.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Wow, what a tease there, goes ge Lane. He'll be
back on Monday.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Well, he might be back. He might be playing some
more golfer.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I'm looking forward to hearing that on Monday. Thank you
very much for joining us this morning, Tony.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yeah, What a treat. It's Always a Pleasure

Speaker 1 (57:27):
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