December 9, 2025 • 23 mins
Today on the pod the guys read through an article called "What Sex Is Really Like When You're A Single Man In Your 60s".
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome along to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
When you said the tenth of December, Oh the hell
is there in Canstan? Sarah, it's the soggy bottom boys here,
soggy bottoms. Bro, you don't know the soggy bottom boys,
soggy biscuit boys. Soggies. Can't call them that on boys
can't call them that on TV n Z.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I don't know about the soggy biscuit boys.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You don't know nothing about soger bottom boys. They got
the guitar as the solders sold of the Devil.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's the solo it down he sold.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
He went down the crossroads and sold and sold of
the devil so they could play that guitar.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Real good lead singer George Clooney, Really George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
George Cloney, the.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
George George Clooney, the one you're thinking of than the
espresso guy had a rents recently, runs recently, but has
been gray since his thirties.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, and one of the backups thingers got turned into
a toad at one point in his life. AnyWho, A
couple of sirens on the banks of the Mississippi. I
digress fell as I came across an article the other
day that we I shied away from bringing up on
the radio, but I would like to discuss it. Initially,
you know, sometimes his headlines grab you and then you're like,
what's this about. Then I started reading it and I
(01:26):
was like, okay, we need to go through this. The
headline grabbed me and little grab you. What sex is
really like when you're a single man in your sexties.
Do I have your attention?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yep, yep, yep, you do.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Don't care? A reader of The New Zealand held no
Daily Telegraph you care, says he always assumed he would
end up married, with children, life and other plans for him,
and he's fine with that. He writes. The thing I
like best as a single sixty one year old is
that sex, when it happens is unexpected. That's such a
big turn on. Recently I met a girl online, but
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when we met in person, I knew there wasn't a spark.
Rather than let it be a waste of an evening,
I went to a French beestro I liked, ordered a
glass of Bordeux and pulled up a stall at the bar.
This really pretty girl in her late thirties came up
and asked whether she could buy me a drink. She
was quite brazen. She said her girlfriend had stood her up,
but that sometimes she liked me. We got on really well,
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and she was very fluty. So I asked why she
had come to talk to me. She said, I look
like a great guy.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
This is a forum.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
What is this? This is a real person, Jerry telling
a real story.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We ended up cassing and she asked whether she could
call me sometimes. I knew immediately that she meant a
booty corps. This is the sick I want to keep
ready rather than for dinner. I'd never have pushed that
situation myself, but she was very forward. I wasn't going
to turn it down. She did call, and when she
turned up, she didn't miss about She was clearly there
(02:56):
just for one thing. She visited me a few more
times after that, but it peted out. She's in a
relationship with a woman now. She told me I was
the only man she'd ever sleep with.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Okay, this is the third strike.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So the first strike was that was the first strike.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The first strike was. So he's sitting at a bar
and then a woman comes up and says, I'd like
to buy this sixty year old man a drink that
never happened.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Late thirties, basically forty.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She was like she was late thirties, Yeah, basically forty.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, so half your age plus seven.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, that's a right, No, it's all right, but it
just didn't happen, you.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, like you quite feel right?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, this I saw this real hot sixty year old
dude across the bar.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What I'm reading between the lines, what I'm thinking here
is there's a reason this guy is. You know, he
thought he was going to end up married with kids
and he didn't, and it's because he's full of shit.
So the second thing that gave it away to me
was I knew immediately that she meant a booty call.
What sixty year old do you know? Calls it a
booty call? A booty call? Yeah, what's sixty year olds done?
(04:03):
Booty calls?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But I mean he's in the he's a single man,
he's in the single market, so he's out there.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, I'm definitely doing it. But what I'm saying is
he calls it, calls it a booty call? Has he
texted them let you up? Is that what he's doing? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And then the third stra The third strike was she
told me I was the only man she'd ever slept
with that this seems like he's writing a fiction, doesn't
he Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
The whole thing is the way that it's written. It
just says to me, that's been written by a writer. Yes,
it's not an actual experience unless he is a sixty
year old writer.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Maybe. Another time a girl approached me at the bar
and we ended up back at her hotel having very
frantic sick No he didn't. Afterwards she admitted she would
be getting married the week after that she wasn't. I
really can never predict how things will turn to act.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I wish we could find this person to have them
on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, because I reckon that'd have a lot of big
first stories, you know what I mean, Like I once
had a hole in one b get a throism.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The thing I like best is him about being a
single sixty one old is that's six.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
When it happens is unexpected. It's such a big turn on.
Hold on, It gives words for me. Sexual attraction is
in the mind. A woman could be attractive, but she
has to be intelligent, curious, and articulate too. The conversation
has to flow. That's what the chemistry really like.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's no, that's me too. No, I'm that is totally me.
That was one hundred percent. I don't I don't, you know,
it's all got to be conversation.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Like so Sidney Sweeney turns up at your home. Yeah,
and she just happens to also be a really good comment.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
She is a great conversation conversation.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
But let's imagine that You're like, hey, what's pied in
ninety more places?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And she's like, oh no, that's a mass question. That's
a man question, that's a maths question.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Well it's three point one four. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, see I I mean I'm not going to quizz her.
It's not like you and bloody Mastermind, do you quiz?
People get turned on with someone can answer.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't get rid with this is because they can
answer questions. It's just I've heard Sydney speak and she's
highly intelligent.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, highly intelligent. Jan I've never heard I've never heard
a voice.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Before, but she's really intelligent.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Okay, So Rhoda pulls out to her first day and
he goes, he asked Pie and he goes, what character
did Michael J. Fox play in the back of the
Future films.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
That's an easy one if you don't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
And then he goes, no, no, you've googled it all right,
how many consecutive general elections to talent Clark went? And
then she goes three and he's.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Like, oh, yeah, well we had Mike this morning. He
got three in.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Her ow anything. And then he goes it was in
the famous nighting out his popture with Andrew Ridgley, and
she goes, George Michael, Yeah, yeah, we're on. We are on,
like King Kong was so very on, so so very on.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Whereas for me, it's more just a general discussion around
you know, popular culture, literature, themes of different books, you know,
the classics. I like to talk about Greek mythology, that
sort of stuff, you know, that really gets me going.
It's not so much quizzing people.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
The iLiads, going yeah, she's read the Iliad.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh my god. Yeah. I mean like, if she's read
the different you know, philosophical religions.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh you've met a girl into the stoics, brother, Oh man,
if she's read the letters from Senegate.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's one thing that she will turn me off any
because I immediately will think of heath.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
The I feel she's reading.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I was reading the starks On Flat seriously.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Epictetus, Hippetites, epictetis, epicteties, the epict no, the philosopher, the
stoic philosopher, epictetic.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's no, his name was Epictetus, which I think in
Greek men's epictetics, the literal translation is the yoppers.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, the Jewish philosophy yoppers check checking on your own.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
I do feel like, though, Jerry, that if a woman
that you're on a date with, I'm always going on
dates with you. Yeah, when you are in your sixties
and single and ready to mingle again mingle. And then
if she starts going through the ins and outs of
we are the World by USA for Africa, and then
you guys start exchanging notes on that, and you're going, oh,
(08:49):
I really love when Willie Nelson comes in, Oh my favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well what about how Bob Dylan didn't they sing's voice
and Stevie Wonder had to show him.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So for me, I wouldn't be turned on by that
because it's double handling.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yes, that's my zone.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, that's my that's my I don't want you coming on, man.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, I think that I know someone else. I think
that's who I don't want. I don't want to missus
who watches LaMarcus Aldridge turn Around, mid Range, fade Away,
jumpshots no way when she gets drunk. I don't want
to missus who drinks fifteen beers on the couch by
herself and then Chuck's Queens and stone Age concert. No,
I don't wan.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I've got that cover.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I've got that down.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm the same.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I don't want to go out with someone who watches
New Zealand Richard Head of the New Zealand story you
know over a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, if you're a woman who has half a bottle
of bourbon and then Chuck's on unis highlights not for me. No,
I don't want it. That's not doing anything. That's got
nothing to do with me. Right, gone, go somewhere else.
If you Chuck on Wozzi macrom after a you know,
fifteen beers with your old man, then I've got that
(09:52):
base covered. Curtley Ambrose, fuck out of here, man. Yeah,
I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I've got that His greatest tries.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
But imagine like a beautiful woman and you're sitting down,
you got the PS one out, Yeah, and you check
on journal On.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
With Rugby the digs like a demented mall the real
ding dog bettle there, and then it just turns into
you know, I.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Don't know if you ever gamed with a partner? Yes, okay,
I haven't who all the time? Oh not all the time?
That's a lie. My message is a big.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Civilization fan.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
She she's played zoo Tycoon before. She plays Fortnight Oh yeah,
little know fact about the zoo Keeper one you would
not see coming. She plays Fortnite. Wow, and we'll go
turn for two. We don't play worth each. You can't
play that game with. Is she happy with the new
download with the new video update? Yeah, what is it
(10:52):
the moment? No, it's ben ten at the moment something
like that. Like her like that. She there was a
Christmas edition with Jack Skellington. She was into that.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
He goes into the new one.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh yeah, love it. Get us this PlayStation. Then we'll
squad up, really spat up with you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I think it's five or something.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh yeah's.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
We're going to leave those in it. We're going to
beat them.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah's going to hit your son of moments on Facebook. No,
but yes, we've tried playing together. So there's a couple
of games that are designed to be played as couples.
It's called It Takes Two and it's a split screen
game where you every you know, as you're playing, you're
going through the world and every different challenge, like to
get through this door, one player has to push this button,
(11:40):
the other players to pull us rope. If they do
it at the same time, that opens the door. So
it's all these challenges and in the meantime, the two
characters are a husband and wife who are going through
a divorce. Oh wow, Yeah, and so the whole things
like exploring divorce while you're also trying to Wow, it's insane,
gone weird.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
But that's good.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We stopped playing. I couldn't. We went through about a
month of every night she come home to play. Oh,
I just cer'tainly want to play PlayStations tonight. What it
was was it's no and what it was, and I
had to come clean to her and I was like, so,
for example, one of the missions is there's a bunch
of ceiling fans spinning and you've got to jump from
(12:21):
fan to fan to get to the end. Both of
you have to do it. And I did it and
jumped across the end and then she jumped fell, She jumped, fell, jump,
got to the second one fell, third one fell. And
so I'm sitting on the couch watching this, losing my
fucking mind. And I'm like, I can't play this game.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Plasic girl, And so.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I we stopped playing video games.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, because she couldn't jump.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Probably, Yeah, I was just like am I because I
was like, I could either be winning the championship with
the Memphis Grizzlies or I could be watching you fall
of a ceiling fan fifteen times, like these are my options.
I did win the chip the Grizzlies the other day.
By the way, guys, be backing just a moment, should
we ye?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
There's a John awful worst parts though, feeling who is that?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
We make a mother?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Just you me? Bob Hey, good time?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Shoots slows coming out, Jarry any crumber, no one, no one,
there's someone coming up on the second he comes.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Here's Bob John he comes. All right, Charles, here we go. Yeah, jeez,
you can sing, Rachel.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Were not any more?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Here we are, here's right, here's right, here's right. Here
we go, well, charge.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
We'll sing?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Did you? That's that's the talk. Baday Celest gave.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Swimming question for the for the panel.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Stevie wonders ever sang the wrong not like once? Is
it possible for him to sing the wrong note?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
There's an argument to be made that it's actually impossible
to sing the wrong note in general, because all notes
exist somewhere on the musical scale, and if you can,
if you can land it, yeah, then it's not the
wrong note.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
But I don't know what he may. No, I don't
think he is.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't know if he has I don't know if
it's I'd love to say, Okay, can you sing out
a tune on this? I bet he couldn't do it?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, yeah, that I don't think he could do. I'm
blind because he's not.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Because he's blind. Because he's blind, That's that's the question.
I'm not sure he is. Who's that Stevie wonder Because
there's a bit where the microphone falls over. There's and
and there's a microphone that falls over and he catches it,
and it's like all that you can't tell me that
blind person could have seen that there's a Bay conspiracy
out there that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
He's not actually blind. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I feel like he was presenting an award and a
woman walked past him and he looked at her. I
think there was I think that footage is out there.
I gotta be honest. If I if I met Stevie Wonder,
I'd throw something at him, would you, Yeah, first thing
i'd do like him, No, to see if he's blind,
just a pen or something.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's not the name Wonder, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I wonder how many generations that name goes back.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
I think it's a real name.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I reckon it's Wonder. Yeah. Really, I don't think he
was born Steven Jeffrey Wonder. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Do you think he's just a Wonder?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
No, I think it's a stage name.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I think he's I think his last name is. I
feel like his name is Steve Land Morris, and now
I'm going to google.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
It like Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Steve Morris. Steve Land doesn't Steve Morris listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
He does.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Stephen Morris.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, his real name is he Stephen Wonder.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Steveland Hardaway Morris Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
He's still alive Steveland, Yeah, seventy five. What's he doing
ringing people at all ours?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah he does. He doesn't know the time of day,
is true. He calls you at weird times. Nobody even
knows where.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He is, like the Dre interview, and he's just like,
what difference is three am? Three pm? Stevie want?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
He doesn't care, doesn't ship.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
He's a loose in it.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Apparently, Well you wouldn't care, would you.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
He doesn't give a ship. Apparently he's great company. It's
really funny, but just he's hopeless.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Friends. You just never know where he is, what he's doing.
He's unreliable.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I've got a well yeah you can't see.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that he has to be unreliable.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Could you imagine trying to get into the building. It's
hard enough for us and we cand so mentioned Stevie
trying to get into our office.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It's a bloody good point that that news system, that
it's not good for blind people.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
God, Stevie under a be fucked trying to get.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Those dear because it makes a little noise and you
wouldn't even know.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, he'd be bouncing off the window. Like a fly.
There's so much footage of Stevie. Wonder whether there's goatee
looking crook? Have you seen this? There's foot or photos
rather because obviously Stevie can't see, so he don't know
what he looks like. He probably doesn't care, but I
would if I wasn't Stevie's entourage. Oh Jesus, Yeah, you
(17:57):
know what I mean. It's full like it's like extra lips.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Someone's done it for him, have they? And that it
kind of looks like he's done it himself. But yeah,
I imagine maybe he is a bit blind. But if
I was Stevie wonder, I'd be like, look, man, I'm
in front of a lot of people. You know, I'm
a pop star, megastar. I'm gonna be filming and we've
photographed a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I need to look good. Okay, see this guy over here.
I can't, but you can. He's the trumpet player. You know,
his job as he plays the fucking trumpet. Your job
make sure I look good?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
No, But why does he care if he looks good?
He doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
If No places no importance on acidic at all, it's
a good point. So he doesn't care, because he genuinely
doesn't kill what anyone else looks like. So he's like, well,
why do anyone kill what I look like? I don't
care what they look like?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
How do you address allegations that he saw Ray Charles
what he was doing and then rip that whole thing off?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Ray Charles want to be?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
How do you respond to allegations that all blind guys
that play the piano dance the same?
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I do don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I just feel like I'm doing it now?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What about our own? What about our own blind maestro?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
D Richard Richard?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
What about him?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Clever? Blind and deaf?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
He's definitely dead.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
But Richard Horr Richard Hare plays Yemah.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Real last name to this stage name on gun Richard
Horr w h No, it's not w.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Richard hor plays Yeamaha. Have you got the album cover?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
No, Richard Ha plays Yemma?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
What's what the sponsor plug?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't know, but I had the album.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Is he playing a motorbike or.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
He plays Richard Harr at home with Richard.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Hare Richard aban favorite.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's Richard Hars some Richard Hoorr up on this pcht's
let's get some Richard Horr up on this bch.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
This is album called yoputa.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I think translated.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But what what have you got any? Richard Horr on
that fun Richard hor Richard q s M music blind
musician loses income.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Due to his videos We Gotta eat.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
You? What's that Coeen Service Medal? Wow o, Richard, Oh,
he's lost his income his keyboard being broken. My favorite
piece is not particularly well known, but it's the piece
composed by the way Johnny Pearson as an early seventies
TV theme, and it's called sleepy Shores.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Heard it? Blue balls?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, hawking tinkle the ivories.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
He's got a beautiful smile when he's playing.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
He loves that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Is he given as a move march?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Is he Ray Charls? Isn't it?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Is he Stevie? Wondering it?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
He's amazing on the strings.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
He's got the strings? Yeah, he got as well. Now
it would just be an effect on his keyboard he's
got Was that a wrong note?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
No? No, it's a little bit of a little bit
of dissonance though, I know, but adding a bit of
suspense at that.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
What do you say?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Allegations? Richard Hards The poor Man's.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Richard Claytonman The Blind Man's Richard clay Bell. Poor Adeline QUI.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I feel like I'm being put through a school recital
right now, No doubt it's it's a beautiful piece.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
He's got his own plas, got his own Facebook page.
I'm Richard haw.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh my what what?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
What is he? This song here?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
This song here loaned very large over my child.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Sorry, I can't oh this song here? Hang on?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Wait? Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yours doesn't come through there anymore, doesn't it. That's helpful.
I'm glad they hocked that up. This is also clear to.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Be honest as ship.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
He's on the drums.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
At the cassio keyboard.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Not easy to play the drums like this.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It'll be I'm gonna make coffee.
Welcome along to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
When you said the tenth of December, Oh the hell
is there in Canstan? Sarah, it's the soggy bottom boys here,
soggy bottoms. Bro, you don't know the soggy bottom boys,
soggy biscuit boys. Soggies. Can't call them that on boys
can't call them that on TV n Z.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I don't know about the soggy biscuit boys.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You don't know nothing about soger bottom boys. They got
the guitar as the solders sold of the Devil.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's the solo it down he sold.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
He went down the crossroads and sold and sold of
the devil so they could play that guitar.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Real good lead singer George Clooney, Really George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
George Cloney, the.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
George George Clooney, the one you're thinking of than the
espresso guy had a rents recently, runs recently, but has
been gray since his thirties.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, and one of the backups thingers got turned into
a toad at one point in his life. AnyWho, A
couple of sirens on the banks of the Mississippi. I
digress fell as I came across an article the other
day that we I shied away from bringing up on
the radio, but I would like to discuss it. Initially,
you know, sometimes his headlines grab you and then you're like,
what's this about. Then I started reading it and I
(01:26):
was like, okay, we need to go through this. The
headline grabbed me and little grab you. What sex is
really like when you're a single man in your sexties.
Do I have your attention?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yep, yep, yep, you do.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Don't care? A reader of The New Zealand held no
Daily Telegraph you care, says he always assumed he would
end up married, with children, life and other plans for him,
and he's fine with that. He writes. The thing I
like best as a single sixty one year old is
that sex, when it happens is unexpected. That's such a
big turn on. Recently I met a girl online, but
(02:04):
when we met in person, I knew there wasn't a spark.
Rather than let it be a waste of an evening,
I went to a French beestro I liked, ordered a
glass of Bordeux and pulled up a stall at the bar.
This really pretty girl in her late thirties came up
and asked whether she could buy me a drink. She
was quite brazen. She said her girlfriend had stood her up,
but that sometimes she liked me. We got on really well,
(02:25):
and she was very fluty. So I asked why she
had come to talk to me. She said, I look
like a great guy.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
This is a forum.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
What is this? This is a real person, Jerry telling
a real story.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We ended up cassing and she asked whether she could
call me sometimes. I knew immediately that she meant a
booty corps. This is the sick I want to keep
ready rather than for dinner. I'd never have pushed that
situation myself, but she was very forward. I wasn't going
to turn it down. She did call, and when she
turned up, she didn't miss about She was clearly there
(02:56):
just for one thing. She visited me a few more
times after that, but it peted out. She's in a
relationship with a woman now. She told me I was
the only man she'd ever sleep with.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Okay, this is the third strike.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So the first strike was that was the first strike.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The first strike was. So he's sitting at a bar
and then a woman comes up and says, I'd like
to buy this sixty year old man a drink that
never happened.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Late thirties, basically forty.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She was like she was late thirties, Yeah, basically forty.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, so half your age plus seven.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, that's a right, No, it's all right, but it
just didn't happen, you.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, like you quite feel right?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, this I saw this real hot sixty year old
dude across the bar.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What I'm reading between the lines, what I'm thinking here
is there's a reason this guy is. You know, he
thought he was going to end up married with kids
and he didn't, and it's because he's full of shit.
So the second thing that gave it away to me
was I knew immediately that she meant a booty call.
What sixty year old do you know? Calls it a
booty call? A booty call? Yeah, what's sixty year olds done?
(04:03):
Booty calls?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But I mean he's in the he's a single man,
he's in the single market, so he's out there.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, I'm definitely doing it. But what I'm saying is
he calls it, calls it a booty call? Has he
texted them let you up? Is that what he's doing? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And then the third stra The third strike was she
told me I was the only man she'd ever slept
with that this seems like he's writing a fiction, doesn't
he Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
The whole thing is the way that it's written. It
just says to me, that's been written by a writer. Yes,
it's not an actual experience unless he is a sixty
year old writer.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Maybe. Another time a girl approached me at the bar
and we ended up back at her hotel having very
frantic sick No he didn't. Afterwards she admitted she would
be getting married the week after that she wasn't. I
really can never predict how things will turn to act.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I wish we could find this person to have them
on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, because I reckon that'd have a lot of big
first stories, you know what I mean, Like I once
had a hole in one b get a throism.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The thing I like best is him about being a
single sixty one old is that's six.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
When it happens is unexpected. It's such a big turn on.
Hold on, It gives words for me. Sexual attraction is
in the mind. A woman could be attractive, but she
has to be intelligent, curious, and articulate too. The conversation
has to flow. That's what the chemistry really like.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's no, that's me too. No, I'm that is totally me.
That was one hundred percent. I don't I don't, you know,
it's all got to be conversation.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Like so Sidney Sweeney turns up at your home. Yeah,
and she just happens to also be a really good comment.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
She is a great conversation conversation.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
But let's imagine that You're like, hey, what's pied in
ninety more places?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And she's like, oh no, that's a mass question. That's
a man question, that's a maths question.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Well it's three point one four. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, see I I mean I'm not going to quizz her.
It's not like you and bloody Mastermind, do you quiz?
People get turned on with someone can answer.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't get rid with this is because they can
answer questions. It's just I've heard Sydney speak and she's
highly intelligent.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, highly intelligent. Jan I've never heard I've never heard
a voice.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Before, but she's really intelligent.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Okay, So Rhoda pulls out to her first day and
he goes, he asked Pie and he goes, what character
did Michael J. Fox play in the back of the
Future films.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
That's an easy one if you don't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
And then he goes, no, no, you've googled it all right,
how many consecutive general elections to talent Clark went? And
then she goes three and he's.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Like, oh, yeah, well we had Mike this morning. He
got three in.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Her ow anything. And then he goes it was in
the famous nighting out his popture with Andrew Ridgley, and
she goes, George Michael, Yeah, yeah, we're on. We are on,
like King Kong was so very on, so so very on.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Whereas for me, it's more just a general discussion around
you know, popular culture, literature, themes of different books, you know,
the classics. I like to talk about Greek mythology, that
sort of stuff, you know, that really gets me going.
It's not so much quizzing people.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
The iLiads, going yeah, she's read the Iliad.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh my god. Yeah. I mean like, if she's read
the different you know, philosophical religions.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh you've met a girl into the stoics, brother, Oh man,
if she's read the letters from Senegate.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's one thing that she will turn me off any
because I immediately will think of heath.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
The I feel she's reading.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I was reading the starks On Flat seriously.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Epictetus, Hippetites, epictetis, epicteties, the epict no, the philosopher, the
stoic philosopher, epictetic.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's no, his name was Epictetus, which I think in
Greek men's epictetics, the literal translation is the yoppers.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, the Jewish philosophy yoppers check checking on your own.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
I do feel like, though, Jerry, that if a woman
that you're on a date with, I'm always going on
dates with you. Yeah, when you are in your sixties
and single and ready to mingle again mingle. And then
if she starts going through the ins and outs of
we are the World by USA for Africa, and then
you guys start exchanging notes on that, and you're going, oh,
(08:49):
I really love when Willie Nelson comes in, Oh my favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well what about how Bob Dylan didn't they sing's voice
and Stevie Wonder had to show him.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So for me, I wouldn't be turned on by that
because it's double handling.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yes, that's my zone.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, that's my that's my I don't want you coming on, man.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, I think that I know someone else. I think
that's who I don't want. I don't want to missus
who watches LaMarcus Aldridge turn Around, mid Range, fade Away,
jumpshots no way when she gets drunk. I don't want
to missus who drinks fifteen beers on the couch by
herself and then Chuck's Queens and stone Age concert. No,
I don't wan.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I've got that cover.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I've got that down.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm the same.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I don't want to go out with someone who watches
New Zealand Richard Head of the New Zealand story you
know over a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, if you're a woman who has half a bottle
of bourbon and then Chuck's on unis highlights not for me. No,
I don't want it. That's not doing anything. That's got
nothing to do with me. Right, gone, go somewhere else.
If you Chuck on Wozzi macrom after a you know,
fifteen beers with your old man, then I've got that
(09:52):
base covered. Curtley Ambrose, fuck out of here, man. Yeah,
I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I've got that His greatest tries.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
But imagine like a beautiful woman and you're sitting down,
you got the PS one out, Yeah, and you check
on journal On.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
With Rugby the digs like a demented mall the real
ding dog bettle there, and then it just turns into
you know, I.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Don't know if you ever gamed with a partner? Yes, okay,
I haven't who all the time? Oh not all the time?
That's a lie. My message is a big.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Civilization fan.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
She she's played zoo Tycoon before. She plays Fortnight Oh yeah,
little know fact about the zoo Keeper one you would
not see coming. She plays Fortnite. Wow, and we'll go
turn for two. We don't play worth each. You can't
play that game with. Is she happy with the new
download with the new video update? Yeah, what is it
(10:52):
the moment? No, it's ben ten at the moment something
like that. Like her like that. She there was a
Christmas edition with Jack Skellington. She was into that.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
He goes into the new one.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh yeah, love it. Get us this PlayStation. Then we'll
squad up, really spat up with you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I think it's five or something.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh yeah's.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
We're going to leave those in it. We're going to
beat them.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah's going to hit your son of moments on Facebook. No,
but yes, we've tried playing together. So there's a couple
of games that are designed to be played as couples.
It's called It Takes Two and it's a split screen
game where you every you know, as you're playing, you're
going through the world and every different challenge, like to
get through this door, one player has to push this button,
(11:40):
the other players to pull us rope. If they do
it at the same time, that opens the door. So
it's all these challenges and in the meantime, the two
characters are a husband and wife who are going through
a divorce. Oh wow, Yeah, and so the whole things
like exploring divorce while you're also trying to Wow, it's insane,
gone weird.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
But that's good.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We stopped playing. I couldn't. We went through about a
month of every night she come home to play. Oh,
I just cer'tainly want to play PlayStations tonight. What it
was was it's no and what it was, and I
had to come clean to her and I was like, so,
for example, one of the missions is there's a bunch
of ceiling fans spinning and you've got to jump from
(12:21):
fan to fan to get to the end. Both of
you have to do it. And I did it and
jumped across the end and then she jumped fell, She jumped, fell, jump,
got to the second one fell, third one fell. And
so I'm sitting on the couch watching this, losing my
fucking mind. And I'm like, I can't play this game.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Plasic girl, And so.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I we stopped playing video games.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, because she couldn't jump.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Probably, Yeah, I was just like am I because I
was like, I could either be winning the championship with
the Memphis Grizzlies or I could be watching you fall
of a ceiling fan fifteen times, like these are my options.
I did win the chip the Grizzlies the other day.
By the way, guys, be backing just a moment, should
we ye?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
There's a John awful worst parts though, feeling who is that?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
We make a mother?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Just you me? Bob Hey, good time?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Shoots slows coming out, Jarry any crumber, no one, no one,
there's someone coming up on the second he comes.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Here's Bob John he comes. All right, Charles, here we go. Yeah, jeez,
you can sing, Rachel.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Were not any more?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Here we are, here's right, here's right, here's right. Here
we go, well, charge.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
We'll sing?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Did you? That's that's the talk. Baday Celest gave.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Swimming question for the for the panel.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Stevie wonders ever sang the wrong not like once? Is
it possible for him to sing the wrong note?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
There's an argument to be made that it's actually impossible
to sing the wrong note in general, because all notes
exist somewhere on the musical scale, and if you can,
if you can land it, yeah, then it's not the
wrong note.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
But I don't know what he may. No, I don't
think he is.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't know if he has I don't know if
it's I'd love to say, Okay, can you sing out
a tune on this? I bet he couldn't do it?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, yeah, that I don't think he could do. I'm
blind because he's not.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Because he's blind. Because he's blind, That's that's the question.
I'm not sure he is. Who's that Stevie wonder Because
there's a bit where the microphone falls over. There's and
and there's a microphone that falls over and he catches it,
and it's like all that you can't tell me that
blind person could have seen that there's a Bay conspiracy
out there that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
He's not actually blind. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I feel like he was presenting an award and a
woman walked past him and he looked at her. I
think there was I think that footage is out there.
I gotta be honest. If I if I met Stevie Wonder,
I'd throw something at him, would you, Yeah, first thing
i'd do like him, No, to see if he's blind,
just a pen or something.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's not the name Wonder, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I wonder how many generations that name goes back.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
I think it's a real name.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I reckon it's Wonder. Yeah. Really, I don't think he
was born Steven Jeffrey Wonder. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Do you think he's just a Wonder?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
No, I think it's a stage name.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I think he's I think his last name is. I
feel like his name is Steve Land Morris, and now
I'm going to google.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
It like Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Steve Morris. Steve Land doesn't Steve Morris listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
He does.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Stephen Morris.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, his real name is he Stephen Wonder.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Steveland Hardaway Morris Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
He's still alive Steveland, Yeah, seventy five. What's he doing
ringing people at all ours?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah he does. He doesn't know the time of day,
is true. He calls you at weird times. Nobody even
knows where.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He is, like the Dre interview, and he's just like,
what difference is three am? Three pm? Stevie want?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
He doesn't care, doesn't ship.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
He's a loose in it.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Apparently, Well you wouldn't care, would you.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
He doesn't give a ship. Apparently he's great company. It's
really funny, but just he's hopeless.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Friends. You just never know where he is, what he's doing.
He's unreliable.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I've got a well yeah you can't see.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that he has to be unreliable.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Could you imagine trying to get into the building. It's
hard enough for us and we cand so mentioned Stevie
trying to get into our office.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It's a bloody good point that that news system, that
it's not good for blind people.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
God, Stevie under a be fucked trying to get.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Those dear because it makes a little noise and you
wouldn't even know.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, he'd be bouncing off the window. Like a fly.
There's so much footage of Stevie. Wonder whether there's goatee
looking crook? Have you seen this? There's foot or photos
rather because obviously Stevie can't see, so he don't know
what he looks like. He probably doesn't care, but I
would if I wasn't Stevie's entourage. Oh Jesus, Yeah, you
(17:57):
know what I mean. It's full like it's like extra lips.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Someone's done it for him, have they? And that it
kind of looks like he's done it himself. But yeah,
I imagine maybe he is a bit blind. But if
I was Stevie wonder, I'd be like, look, man, I'm
in front of a lot of people. You know, I'm
a pop star, megastar. I'm gonna be filming and we've
photographed a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I need to look good. Okay, see this guy over here.
I can't, but you can. He's the trumpet player. You know,
his job as he plays the fucking trumpet. Your job
make sure I look good?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
No, But why does he care if he looks good?
He doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
If No places no importance on acidic at all, it's
a good point. So he doesn't care, because he genuinely
doesn't kill what anyone else looks like. So he's like, well,
why do anyone kill what I look like? I don't
care what they look like?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
How do you address allegations that he saw Ray Charles
what he was doing and then rip that whole thing off?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Ray Charles want to be?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
How do you respond to allegations that all blind guys
that play the piano dance the same?
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I do don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I just feel like I'm doing it now?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What about our own? What about our own blind maestro?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
D Richard Richard?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
What about him?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Clever? Blind and deaf?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
He's definitely dead.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
But Richard Horr Richard Hare plays Yemah.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Real last name to this stage name on gun Richard
Horr w h No, it's not w.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Richard hor plays Yeamaha. Have you got the album cover?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
No, Richard Ha plays Yemma?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
What's what the sponsor plug?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't know, but I had the album.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Is he playing a motorbike or.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
He plays Richard Harr at home with Richard.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Hare Richard aban favorite.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's Richard Hars some Richard Hoorr up on this pcht's
let's get some Richard Horr up on this bch.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
This is album called yoputa.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I think translated.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But what what have you got any? Richard Horr on
that fun Richard hor Richard q s M music blind
musician loses income.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Due to his videos We Gotta eat.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
You? What's that Coeen Service Medal? Wow o, Richard, Oh,
he's lost his income his keyboard being broken. My favorite
piece is not particularly well known, but it's the piece
composed by the way Johnny Pearson as an early seventies
TV theme, and it's called sleepy Shores.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Heard it? Blue balls?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, hawking tinkle the ivories.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
He's got a beautiful smile when he's playing.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
He loves that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Is he given as a move march?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Is he Ray Charls? Isn't it?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Is he Stevie? Wondering it?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
He's amazing on the strings.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
He's got the strings? Yeah, he got as well. Now
it would just be an effect on his keyboard he's
got Was that a wrong note?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
No? No, it's a little bit of a little bit
of dissonance though, I know, but adding a bit of
suspense at that.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
What do you say?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Allegations? Richard Hards The poor Man's.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Richard Claytonman The Blind Man's Richard clay Bell. Poor Adeline QUI.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I feel like I'm being put through a school recital
right now, No doubt it's it's a beautiful piece.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
He's got his own plas, got his own Facebook page.
I'm Richard haw.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh my what what?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
What is he? This song here?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
This song here loaned very large over my child.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Sorry, I can't oh this song here? Hang on?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Wait? Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yours doesn't come through there anymore, doesn't it. That's helpful.
I'm glad they hocked that up. This is also clear to.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Be honest as ship.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
He's on the drums.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
At the cassio keyboard.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Not easy to play the drums like this.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It'll be I'm gonna make coffee.
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