Single For Life! - The Radio Highlights July 25

Today on the radio show, we debate the merits of Whales in 'Penis Or Genius', and more people are staying single throughout their lives… what's up with that?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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is six till nine.

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A new one from Ruder.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Welcome along to the Mat and Jury Show Thursday the
twenty fifth of July twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
And I beg welcome to people on us on the
Radio Highlights podcast. Ifm am your home speakers, wherever you are,
we welcome all comers to the show. And look, I
understand We've got a huge show today.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
We're dealing with the retirement age in China. It's on
the rise. It's changed a wonderful world of miracle survivor
in Kentucky.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
You know when people used to say, what's that got
to do with the price of eggs in China? As
a statement, if you're talking about something around, what's that
got to use? What's that cut to do with the
retirement age in China?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Good question?

Speaker 5 (01:05):
I want to ask you a question about eggs. Yes,
you know how like if you have a steak, you
go that's a good steak. Or a bad steak. Right,
But do you ever have a frieday egg or a
poached egg and go that's well, that was.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
A good egg, or all eggs the same to all
of us. Well, it depends about the yolk, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I mean if you if you're happy with the yolk,
that's how I'd consider it. Yeah, success.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
But if you ever sat down and you're gone, that
was a My god, that was a really good egg.
I you know what I have. Not all eggs are
created equal, yeah, but definitely in the cooking. Yeah. Oh man,
there's a big difference in someone who overcooks a poached
and gets the poached right. Oh yeah, yeah, you know.
I appreciate the cooking of it being the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
But the quality you can get your eggs, and there's
a bit there's summer bland eggs. Actually, I k use.
The people that own my parents' farm before we moved
on to it, said that they only like to eat
fertilized eggs. That's why they run around free range chickens rooster.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Ok. Those people should be should be passing to the
police and then someone needs to take them, arrest them
and possibly put them in Rollisome prison.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh good, yeah, oh that's excellent to getting the cheer
next week. Oh good, the mat from Jerry Show six
fourteen on the Mat and Jerry Show. That's a Queen's
of the Stone Age. Jesus say, he's not just coffee
over No, there's no coffee in it. He's the Muppets.
It's the Muppet Show. Absolutely. If I look, look, there's

(02:32):
nothing spilt.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
The Muppet Show.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Over reaction from you two. Oh my god, the game
Classic overreaction from you two. Absolute Muppet Show over there
with this coffee cup. I was just about to talk
about roosters, because you're saying before there's some people your
next neighbors used to like fertilized eggs. There's someone that's
just texted on three four three I love a fertilized egg.
Oh yeah, but you've got to have a rooster right

(02:54):
to do that. Why the hell would you want to
roast a cockadoodle doing around the whole time and drive
your nuts.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Well, the thing is that a rooster do cocka doodle
dooos all day. People think that a rooster only cock
a doodle dooos. To acknowledge the rising of the sun,
absolute bollocks. That's just when they get up and start
cockadoo doodle doing. They don't cock a doodle do it
in the dark. Some comes up whenever. That is the
cockadoodle doo all day, the cock and then the cock
goes all day.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I say, cockadoodle. Don't have a bloody rooster sitting around.
You don't want that.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
There's something quite nice about it. That's how I grew
up my whole life on the farm, because we just
had endless free range hens on our farm and cocks
just and then it's quite nice, actually, something about it.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I quite like it, quite like it.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'm sure there's some country folk out there. You don't
want to get a cock in like a suburban environment,
you know someone that's just and some you know, high
density you know, urban living.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, you're not allowed to cock. It suddenly gets a cock.
You're not allowed to cock in the city. There's no
cocks in the city. As Texas says, there's four cocks
on this show. We are in the city, and we
do get up early and basically making a lot of racket,
don't we. Mike's four cocks on this show. This text
us is the text but only mashes out fertilizing the eggs. Well,

(04:09):
I can't fertilize the eggs. You can still fertilize the eggs.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Matt, Yeah, I've been profiled there. All chicken eggs are
made the same on the inside. However, eggs taste different
due to the hen's diet and the freshness of the egg. Well,
I never you'll get a leg in your egg if
you're not krel Yeah, I've had that.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
The Matt and Jerry show coming up after these six
thirty news headlines. An increase in China's retirement age. They're
doing with a gradual retirement age increase. It's quite interesting
where it's at, though, where it's at at the moment,
it might surprise.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
You because they've got a massively aging nation, so they
need to keep people working. The thing about China, so
if you want to make a change like that, you
just do it, and people can't do anything. But we
tried to raise the age and the whole world went crazy.
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
The other thing is if you try and raise the
retirement agent, you's in with. Those are the people who vote, Yeah,
and they will they will vote you out. Yeah, see
Karen about it? Yeah, also the British equestrian athlete who's
been banned from the Olympics. She's withdrawn. She's suspect to
get a gold medal. Actually she's best in the world,

(05:16):
but anyway, she's withdrawn dudio controversy that involves her and
her horse. I can't wait for that.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
But of course the Olympics has started with the sevens
kicked off because the ceremonies not talk tomorrow, isn't it.
But they've gone early because the Olympics has got so
many sports to fit in that starting on Thursday, which
will be a Wednesday over there, wasn't it. Yeah, we'll
be yeah Wednesday, Yeah, all right. I'm excited about the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I love the Olympics. Matten Jerry show. Ready a head ache.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
When I want to hear my favorite couple, Matt and
Jerry come to me Heath and Wells for breakfast Polarchy.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Jerry.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's sixceedy three on the mat and Jury show. Time
for the latest to news headlines and I just have
to find them. And inquiry into abuse a neglect in
state and faith based care has been released. The final
report from a Royal Commission of Inquiry was tabled in
Parliament yesterday, where some harrowing stories were shared. The document
weighs fourteen kilograms.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
That what fourteen cages? It's like fourteen blocks of tasty cheese?
Is that heavier than our Encyclopedia Britannica set that we've
got here in the studio.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
I think it would be. I think I think a
Britannicas have got it. I think a Britannicas have got
a heavier Oh you reckon he here, Yeah, I reckon heavy, okay,
but big, big, big, big, big.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Big, big big. We've got twenty something editions of the
Encyclopedia Britannica here sit between Matt and I.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Hey, how come sometimes it's called a document when it's
a lot of doc when there's lots of pages, And
sometimes it's called a document when it's just one page.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Let's not go into it now, let's not.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
But I described that as the dump documents way fourteen. Anyway,
it's probably not the key issue in that whole thing anyway. Now,
what else you got jerking?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
The Canadian women's soccer team has suffered further consequences. From
employing a drone to spy on the football Ferns Monday
training session. Their assistant coach has been sacked, as has
another staff member after New Zealand's complaint to the International
Olympic Committee. Okay, I've got a theory on this. Yep,
there would be no reason for the Canadian team to
be trying to check in on the football ferns. I

(07:21):
think that was a rogue drone.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I think people were trying to get some beautiful shots
of France with a drone. And it's just straight because
one time I was sitting in my spa and a
drone flew over and sort of hovered above me, and
I was like, they're looking at me, But then I
realized they're not.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
They just happened to be above me. They're looking at
They're looking at the view. It's an easy, easy mistake
to make. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, Britta's most joint decorated female Olympians,
Charlotte Douja, then has pulled out of the Games due
to an investigation by a questions governing body. They're looking
into a four year old video where the six time
medallist has admitted making an eraror of judgment with a
horse allegedly over mistreatment during a coaching session. Here's the

(08:02):
audio here. So she's got a whip and essentially what's
happening is the horse is inside of a covered training
area yep, and she's whipping the legs of the horse
and she's getting it to go around and around in circles. Right.
So that's probably the way they train a lot of horses.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
But that's not always video, right because it was Mark
Todd got into trouble, you know, our greatest ever questrian
for hitting a horse with a stick that time, and
he got suspended for four months.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
But it was just that he got seen doing it,
you know. So how much whipping goes unreported? Yeah, I'd
like to know actually from someone who's involved in the
questrian three four three eight hundred Hodaki, because it seems
like she's whipping the legs. It's not what enjoying it.
It's kicking up its legs because it's getting whipped around.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
But you know what else they're doing. They're strapping big
leather things around them and sitting on them and forcing
them to run around. That's what they're doing as well
as you know that.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Have you seen them do that the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
So do you see China's gradually raising its retirement age
the next five years because it's trying to deal with
its aging population. Their life expectancy has is seventy eight now,
so it was This is amazing. And nineteen forty nine
in China, when the Communists took over, it was thirty six.
The average life expectance it was thirty six, right, So

(09:20):
when they took over, ninety forty nine. So if you
were born then you would have only expected to live
till the eighties. Yeah. Yeah, and then those people are
still alive. Yeah, wow, that's incredible. Crazy. So at the moment,
China's retirement age is one of the last in the world.
I think it's pretty much as the last in the world.
Sixty for men, fifty five for women. Do they pay

(09:46):
a penchion over there? What do you get in your
retirement age? I think, yeah, you must do a pinchon
in China, you must do really well. I think the
state pretty much looks after everything, doesn't it. I think,
I mean, certainly healthcare is free, education is.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Free, and if you got India, there's clearly not a
pension because everyone's lots of people on the street, all right.
China officially introduced a personal pension fund program and November
twenty two allowing people from pilot cities and bridges set
up accounts and your contributions up to twelve thousand.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
You aren't per account. Yeah. Well, they're worried that that's
going to run out in twenty to thirty five. Right,
So the Chinese Academy of Social Science has said that
the country's main state pension fund will run out of
money of the state at twenty thirty five unless we
raise their retirement age. So and that was before the pandemic.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, you have to get the pension over there that
you have to have been pumping into the tax system
for fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
If you haven't been, then you don't get the pension.
Oh yeah, okay, yeah. Anyway, So the population's fallen for
the second consecutive year in twenty twenty three. So the birthrate.
This is the problem with the one child policy. Yeah,
just the one child.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Yeah, so that's going to happen because you're having the
population more than halving the population because two people only
have one.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah. Yeah, they just didn't quite think it through. I
get it. Their population was out of control. Yeah, nineteen eighties,
the seventies and eighties, the population was absolutely out of control.
So they're like, all right, everyone, you can only have
one child. Now if you have more than your text
more Yeah, and so everyone okay, But the problem is
if that one child doesn't have a child, you've got
to have more than two. Basically, if your population dips

(11:18):
below two children per person, you're going backwards. You go backwards,
and then when you go backwards, you go backwards quite fast. Yeah,
and China's experiencing it too.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
And China's pretty monocultural. They're not importing a lot of
other people. Not a lot of people are moving to China.
Not a lot of people moved to China.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
No, none, none at all. So there we go. So
they're going up. But it's great, as you said earlier
on in the show, it's in China. You can act
the time and age and no one can vote against you.
They can do whatever you want. You can do whatever
you want. Yeah, our time in age is sixty five.
I was just looking at what the pension is in
New Zealand. So a pension of living alone in New
Zealand receives one thousand and thirty eight dollars and ninety

(11:57):
four cents per fortnite? Right, what really one thousand and
thirty eight dollars per fortnight? One thousand and thirty eight Okay,
so five hundred five hundred bucks a week, about five
hundred bucks a week. And then do they get text
though or something stupid.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Like pensioners who live with housemates will receive nine hundred
and fifty nine dollars instead of a couples will receive.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Seven hundred ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
So a couple's only receive seven eight hundred bucks each.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Man, you're sharing some of the costs. Yeah, that kind
of makes sense. Yeah, not bad though. It's something.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
It's something, it's something. It's a little something, somemmer, Yeah,
especially since you can keep working and earning, so it's
a little something on the back end.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
And also I think they was reading the other day.
But people that are doing best at the moment, the
retirees who have got houses that don't have mortgages and
savings in the bank, interest rates going up, they don't
get affected by the interest rates and the loan rates.
They don't get affected by that. And they've got the
money in the bank already. Yeah. Oh, well, good on them, Yeah,
good on them.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Repect their elders.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Jer On.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
The Matte and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
You don't want to do that. No, eight minutes to
seven and Jerry, she definitely don't want to do that.
We're just talking before about the British equestrian who has
been stood down from the Paris Games. Her name is
Charlotte Dugarden. She was whipping a horse four years ago
and by the sound of it, laughing laughing, No, that's

(13:33):
the person who's filming it.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
I think I think she's been stood down for the
evil laugh.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, that's the person who's filming it. So they're filming
it and then she's out in the middle whipping. I
mean they're not whipping it just for fun. They were
training the horse. Someone's on the horse, and then Charlotte
Doujardin's got a whip and she's whipping the legs of
the horse, and the legs the horse is kicking its
legs up. It's not like it, but it's.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Circle is that with all that crazy stuff with her
sideways walking and funny humilating stuff, And you've got to
wear it humilauding top.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hat all that she's a dressage star.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yes, so you know when you see that horses can
do that, and you think, ow, it's so crazy that
these horses can do.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
That, right, all the sidestepping and stuff.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
How do they teach them? Well, it turns out they
teach them by whipping their legs, right, But this person's
been caught doing it. Anyway, we've got to check through
on three four eight three. That has no sympathy for
the entire species of horse.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, I'm a horse guy, and don't be fooled by
the pretty horses. They have plenty of hate to give
and they deserve to be treated with contempt. They will
kill you if you don't feed them on time. They
require more violence. It's a shame that modern day humans
are such posses, says this Texter. Horses are not my
little pony. They are criminal Albanian cart donkeys. We've had

(14:44):
a haircut and a wash. So that's from a that's
from a horse guy. Well, we don't.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
According according to him, he's a horse guy.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
It sounds like a person who's andy horses.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
But I would like to know someone that knows how
they train horses for dressage. Are they just whipping all
of them and she's just been.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Caught Because it's pretty crazy getting a beast, a huge
beast like a horse, to do all those things that
they do in the dress as arena.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
I mean it's freaking crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Particularly the legs going kick the legs up.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah, but you know when they go sideways, yeah, the sideways, yeah,
I mean it's pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
You can't go up to horse and go, okay, we
need you go sideways. I mean, no, no.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
And so And when you're on the horse, are you
just signaling that with the reins and how you squeeze
with your legs?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I think, And look, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
This is pure speculation and someone may be able to
put me right from the equestrian world, but I reckon
all those horses are getting whipped to get into that
kind of shape.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
I think you to break them, and I think there's
a better whipping, isn't there. Well, you have a rope.
I've seen it done on films. Yeah, they have a rope.
They sort of go around and around in a circle
and there's a better wapping. But maybe there's a bit
of gentle weapon going on the backside of it. But
what happens in a bloody horse race? You got the
jockey on the whip.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Would it kill Mark Todd to give us a ring
and tell us how they train the horses?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I mean, nobody wants to see any one being cruel animals.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
I tell you what you do want to say is
I've heard this rumor that Mark Todd once was at
a party and he rode through the party on a horse,
jumped the couch to grab a bottle of champagne out
of someone's house hand, and then rode off.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Were they dining our Frisco? Are they inside inside? How
the hell did you get the horse inside?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
It was a huge English mention, and he romped through,
jumped the couch, grabbed the whole bottle of champagne. Hilarity ensued.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I'm sure it did.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Yeah, that's absolute hilarity. Yeah, all right, we'll get to
the bottom of that issue. All the questrians just whipping
their horses.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
You're coming up after seven o'clock We will be debating there.
Its later on on the Mantaineery Show of Wales and
Penis or Genius.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah, because Doc is spinning over two hundred thousand dollars
a year burying whales that beat themselves and we just
want to know, are we four whales or not?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:50):
And I do it. I mean I'd love to your thoughts.
Three for three? Do we need them? What are they doing?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Wales?

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Okay, this is a controversial morning horses now Wales?

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Well what are they doing?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Matt and Jerry Show? Radioheaded Jee Roy? You here? Where Joe.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Six?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
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Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's Matsmat, MAT's MAT's mate, smat j Jerry, Mats Mats Mate,
MAT's mate, Mate's mate, MAT's MAT's MAT's Matt Joey.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
That's Matt's Matt. Why, Yeah, welcome along to the Mat
and Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
That is what is the day.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Today's the twenty fifth of the seventh, in the Year
of Our Lord twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Matt Norgeria and the studio, because why are here? They come?

Speaker 5 (17:53):
A lot of pies end up whole lot of pies
just to end up thanks to pretty cool and so
we were just playing with the pies and get excited
about them, and they came in hot. Our plies came
in hot. Yeah, and so we're going to heat them.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Up a little bit more. Yeah, we've got a potatoes.
There was a steak of cheese and some cheese. Which
one do you want me? She no, no, no, no,
just kind of kind of focus on the radio show today. Boys.
So I'm in here just hammering away, So keep the pies.
No stress from me, that kind of unprofessionalism from you
as well.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
You always remain in if pies turn up, and that's
the focus of the show. You've got to be able
to pivot. You've actually got able to if new breaking
news comes in.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah that's right, so what but sorry? Sorry, So hang on.
So next time some more pies come out, stay away?
Do I stay with you guys out there? And then
what happens to the radio show? Just a curious just
bubbles and.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Bubble and boil along and it something.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
It'll just bubble and someone will some text messages will
come in, someone will ring in. Something happened? Does huge
show this morning?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Everyone massive?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
You boys.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Eating pie? We're going to be eating pies. It's going
to be amazing. What kind of pies did you say,
minsent cheese? Steak and cheese potato top cream from the
last year's Gold Award winners. Oh really, yeah, I take
it back.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Let me have one.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
No, no, you're not allowed one. You can't have one now,
everyone else sit down.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
New Zealand Supreme Pie Awards. This award winning pies out there, Meshy,
I'm a boy.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Hey up. Next, our study is revealed how many people
will stay single for life? What is the percentage? I
think it might surprise you. You single, jear sometimes.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
The Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
So mas, you saw this on the Wealth Media Instagram
page yesterday. One and every four adults will stay single
for life. The studies is that's nearly twenty five percent.
One and every four adults will stay single for life.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Wow, that is wow. That is quite full on one
and every single. Yeah, and that's new, so that it's
a trend. So this transuggests that by the time today's
young adults reach fifty, a quarter of them will never
have married. Wow.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
A Pew research study revealed a huge shift in social
norms societal norms, indicating that ononderful four. Now is this
because people? I mean, what's causing this? Is this because
people are just sitting around at home on social media
and adult sites. And also I.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Guess harder for people to know how they approach someone. Now.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Someone was telling me that person was you, Jeremy. You
were telling me that at bars now people just stand
around in their own groups because they organize to meet
people there and they don't just mingle as much as
the chances are actually meeting a girl at a bar
are a minimal.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, well, I remember once upon a time, before phones,
you'd go out with your group of mates and friends
and you'd go to a bar, and then you'd generally
get drunk, lose your mates and friends, and then make
a whole lot of new friends and end up back
at someone's house you didn't ever met.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Before and then make some babies.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, that used to happen. That was the standard night.
And if you went out with a group of friends
and you went home to say flatmates, and you went
home with your flatmates with the same group of friends,
I would say that back in the early nineties, that's
a boring night. That's a disaster of a night. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I think part of the problem with people not hooking
up is that everyone's competing with everyone in the world,
like they go on Instagram, they can see every single
person possible. They flick through these amazing people and then
they then they don't. They think that's the person that
they should have, rather than just finding someone that you
like that's good enough and then just having a good
life for them. Who kids.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, well then you read it. You don't have to
be going out with a supermodel.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
No.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
As you get to know them, you realize that you
have a lot in common and that they make you
feel good, and then you in turn make them feel
good and you make each other feel good. That that's
really what a relationship is.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
And I think people have been sold to lie by
rom coms that you've got to find that perfect there's
that perfect special person that'll be everything to you. They'll
be your best friend, they'll be the object of all
your sexual desire, they'll be your business made it, they'll
be your soulmatee. They'll be everything when they don't need
to be. They just need to be your partner.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Hey, I think that always existed, that idea of a
prince coming along and your feet, I think that's always existed,
that fairy tale. However, you would settle because you had
no other option, Whereas now people don't think that they
can almost get enough just through their phone. You just
get enough contact, Yeah, just get enough. And men just
get enough through those adult sites. So who here, though,

(22:32):
has been Who's I mean? Because I'm thinking about my
own singleness. Yeah, and I don't think i've been. I
think maybe I've been single for maybe three months or
four months. This is the longest I've been single since
I was sort of sixteen. You're just always getting snapped up. No,
I just I didn't mean to be not single. You

(22:53):
need to be single. Something you've told me.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Before that you've got great regret that you didn't sort
of sew your wild oats around the country on various
have I can use boy tours because you always had
a partner at home.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Always, always, always, anyone else been what's the longest you
guys have been single for? Well?

Speaker 5 (23:07):
I was single for the first fourteen years of my life, okay,
and then I was with that one until I was
twenty one, fourteen to twenty one geees really, and then
I was on another one, and then another one and
then another one.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
By the way you dehumanize these people, that's awesome. I
was with that one and I had some children and
then I had a break for a while. Yeah recently,
yeap for about four years. Oh yeah, so that was your.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Longest Yeah, that was my law years.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it was good, mesh about six months,
would say six months? Yeah, I think so you were
dating it six months with your napion. No, No, it
took me a long time.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
It's probably twenty years. Oh, I know when did I
meet my first girlfriend? I would have been sixteen seventeen.
And then yeah, I had to break probably about when
I was twenty two for about six months.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
And then you found another girlfriend. I mean and in zied,
we're just not that good to staying singlowly.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
No, well, let's talk about this a little bit more
because I've got some issues to raise. But the sticks
that's come through on three for it three and we
love your thoughts on this key issue, whether it's good
or bad that people are going to be single for
most of their lives. But hook up culture destroyed peer
bonding skills as this texture and this next song is
called Big Bang Baby.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
So the.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
Mat from Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Talking about being single. There's a study out that messed
or Yesterday won and four adults by the time that
today's young adults reach fifty, A quarter of them will
never have married.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Oh is it married? That's very different? Is it married
or single?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Jerry?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
I mean the headline that I read was that they
were single forever. To be honest, Yeah, that's what I
saw there. But I don't know how that doesn't really
check out.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
You've just changed the Jerry. Have you changed? Have you've
got some more information now I'm just reading from the
study here in front of me. But I mean that
doesn't mean I think more people are getting married now
than we're twenty five thirty years ago. Like young people
are getting married younger again, because in the nineties when
I was in my people like Matt and E's generation
weren't getting married as as much. We booted marriage out

(25:05):
the door.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Okay, how about this? Fifty percent of males under thirty
haven't made love to another human in the past twelve months.
That was in a graph I saw.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
The other day. It's about rubbish of them, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Yeah? The six says I was. I was with my
first official boyfriend for twenty four years now, single for
three years in my early forties, and still learning how
to be single, Like only use twenty grams of mints
instead of a kg. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, those little
things a big difference, huge difference. It's because if her
toothbrush she has been in your house more than two years,
she gets half your house. My, what's the rule on that?

(25:42):
Is it two years or three years?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I thought it was three?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Right, So you want to see it a calendar reminder
to break up one day before the three years tim
timer to get the toothbrush out of the house.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, but that someone being with their first official boyfriend
for twenty four years? Yeah, wow, that's good. Man is
a good innings.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Maybe it's a guy thing. I've had big periods of
being single twenty twenty eight single and it was amazing
twelve year relationship.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
And then did you just do what I thought you did?
This is not you have done this before? You did?
You did? Didn't you?

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Mid sentence birds.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I missed it? Wat that down? Seven eighteen and thirty
five seconds mark that down.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Look, let's not just let that just detract from this
very interesting text. Okay, I'll start again. Maybe it's a
guy thing. I've had big periods of being single twenty
to twenty eight single, and it was amazing twelve year
relationship and then no time single and into the next one.
It's all random. But eight years skanking was awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, that's nice, that's great. I honestly I tried to
find a partner, but all guys are just dt if
what that Yeah, it look that up down.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
It's a horrifying scene out there. So I gave up
and got a dog. No regrets, no, good on you,
good on you.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
You do you. So the share of American adults ages
twenty five to fifty four who were married fell by
almost fifteen percent between nineteen ninety and twenty nineteen, from
sixty seven percent to fifty three percent. So yeah, during
that period, that's what That's what I thought. During that period,
marriage was on the decline. But I think it's on
the incline again.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Right.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
People think it is just based on some people, you know,
getting married. Yeah, yeah, you did under study, that's dodal vibe.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, anecdotal.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
No, But I think this whole study is it's a
very big difference of its single or not married, because say,
for example, Jerry, you're not married, but you've got a
partner that you've been with for twenty three years. So
you're obstensibly married.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yep. Yeah, so you'd be silly to put you in this,
be ridiculous to put you in the single gateigree. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, No, I imagine there's a lot. I mean,
certainly a lot of my friends are still in that
situation where they've been together with their partners for you know,
fifteen twenty, which is too lazy to get married. Can't
be bothered get married. No, Actually, every pretty much to

(28:07):
every single person is the female partner in the relationship
does not want to get married. Oh yeah, is that
the same in your situation? No, not necessarily. Let's go
to the song read of Chili Peppers the Matt ANDERI
Show talking about people being single. But while you were

(28:31):
talking about people being single, something revolting exited your body
like some kind of demon. Mid sentence, I question that, Really,
do you need me to go back into the logs?
Do you need me to go back over the record,
And yeah, you're questioning it.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
I'm questioning.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
So you're accusing me of mid important chat about the
dire state of relationships in the Western world.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
You're saying that I burped.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
That is exactly what I'm saying. When you were saying
you didn't. I'm saying I didn't, and if I didn't.
If I did, then it was inaudible. Okay, let's have
a listen. Let's let's go back. I've got a little
bit of audio here.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
I've had big periods of being single and it was
amazing twelve year relationship.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
And then.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Is that it's a I don't know. Was that just
that I don't know if that was a urp it
was it was some kind of abnormality.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Let's have a listen.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
I've had big periods of being single and it was
amazing twelve year relationship.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
And then that is not inaudible.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Well, it's like a did we do I'm speaking and
making noises. You keep doing this, you go, you have
to stop. This is not the first time this has happened.
This person says was single for eight months and I
pictured myself really getting some action, but actually only got
my own action at home. That's true. Actually, a lot

(29:56):
of people in relationships, right to move on from the verb,
A lot of people in relationships picture being out of
the relationship and just how every every person they've seen
that they fancy will want to be with them. And
then you get out of the relationship and you realize, actually,
none of those people ever wanted to be with you.
You know, you're a better where you work totally.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
This is the Mountain Jerry Show radio heading.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
If you get God too mad je.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I'm on they're crazy, those two.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
The Maiden Cherry Show, some Verty on the Maten Jerry Show.
Time for the latest news headlines. Christ Church's or Anna
Wildlife Park plans to move forward after NPI investigators found
no signs of animal welfare or staffing issues. That's despite
more than twenty workers claiming otherwise to One News and
a twenty workers winging to One News. It sounds like
I love and run a park, although to be fure,

(30:53):
I haven't been since I try. You SI guerrillas are
pulling out there here are you still allowed to drive on?

Speaker 5 (30:59):
And then the beasts wander around you.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
That's fricking cool.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
You've got to say that was one of the coolest
things I ever did when I was when I was
a kid. We've got to christ that you get to
do that, it will live you with you for life.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
One of the complaints from the wildlife park staff was
that the ute that they're driving around on. Yeah, is
not fit for purpose and it's unsafe. It's pretty funny.
They showed pictures of it. It's the most run down
ute you've ever seen your entire life. Like, it's got
dense all over it. That's fine, but then inside of it,
it's just all the insides are erupped out and the
windows don't wind up. We'll fix them if you're if

(31:33):
you work at the thing, fix the bloody ute. You know,
be proactive.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Just go backstabbing to one news about about your bloody workplace.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Jesus, the animals keep dying. Well, animals die. I'll tell
you what. That's the circle of life, mate. Have you
seen the Lion King? They die? Mate. There has responded
to a mayde call off the New Hampshire coast after
a whale capsized a fish boat. Two people on the
vessel are safe. Wow.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
So we're debating today coincidentally that whether wales or penis
or genius on our penis or genius segment, So three
for three are whales' penis genis. That's on the back
of a story yesterday that doc is spinning two hundred
and fifty odd thousand a year bearing whales. But now
it looks like the whales are coming for us.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
And there was another whale. There was footage of the whale.
I don't know if this is the same story, but
I saw footage of the whale on news yesterday that
capsized a boat alike. But it wasn't a fishing boat
it was It was quite a small sort of a
pleasure craft. But you don't want to be underneath the
whale of breaches. Has anyone else here got terrible whale like?
I've got terrible whale? Like whenever I go out to
see a whale, the whales don't turn up. And I'll

(32:38):
arrive somewhere and people say, half an hour ago there
were orcers here, And I'm like, what, I always miss
the whales. It's because you're belching. They can hear you coming.
And a two to one win for the New Zealand
men and their Olympic football opener, and nice, and we're.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
At the Ollie Whites are all right at Paris twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
They opened with victory over Guinea.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
And oh Nie, yeah, someone nice. Some people say nice.
It looks like nice, doesn't it. Meanwhile, the Canadian women's
football team has sacked their assistant coach and another stuff
member actually after New Zealand's complaint to the IOC that
a drone was used to spy on their Monday training session.
Oh we we're not over there complaining already, New Zealand.
Oh we are.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
We're over there.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Winging and whining. Just get down and win some bronze. Man,
we're complaining about the food. Winging and whining over there.
Just get about your business. Our undercloking steaks over there's a.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Lot of a drone flies over the top.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
The Mat and Jerry Show so love to eight o'clock,
we're going to be running Penis or Genius. What we
do every Thursday here on the Matta Jewy Show. Penisil Genius.
Have you're new to the Mat and Jury Show is
a segment where we debate the merits of a topic.
This morning, we're debating the merits of Wales and Penis
vil Genius, and we take sides and then you vote
on three for three and work out whether or not

(33:55):
Wales as a topic end up on the penis of
the Genius side of the Cody log, which is a
fixed to the wall of the studio. Yeah, and now
what spurned this was the Department of Conservation has spent
two hundred and seventy thousand dollars on whale strandings to
they've got to bury them in twenty twenty three. I
think it's quite good value for money.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Yeah, well, we did talk about you say, as if
you just leave them, they explode, the methane grows them
and they freaking stink.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
You can't leave them lying around.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
You can't leave them doesn't work like that.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
You came up with a new theory, which is toe
them out to sea and dump them out there.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I haven't heard anything from
DOC about that. I wrote them a tersely worded letter
about why don't they drag the whales that beach out
into the ocean and then let nature take its course
and get the goodness. Let the goodness go back to
the sea.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, So you got to get some kind of harness
that releases by the time you get them out to
the ocean, because would you drag them when they end
up dragging them on the sea bed to get them
out there, as if they get hocked on something like
a rock as you're going out comes off. Yeah, the
tugboat pulls the tagboat back.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
I'm sure someone's thought about it. But then again, we're
talking about the Department of Conservation that deployed five hundred
thousand dollars to kill one stoat in field Land.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so just having a lock here.
Since the started last year, there have been a total
of one hundred and fifty one stranding events across the country,
involving five hundred and twenty seven animals.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Do they not think that maybe these whales are being
stranded by their pod for crimes?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Maybe that's like that you've got a serial killer whale
and the pod sentences them to stranding, and then the
humans keep sending them back out there and you go, no, mate,
that's Hannibal letter you've sent back.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
We don't know, no, don't don't they have? I think
we've found out that they have quite complex communications now, whales,
and we know that they have individual individual call signs,
and they make individual noises and they can be they
reckon that they can work out another whale from the
noise that it makes. Yeah, well, can they smell wales?

Speaker 5 (35:54):
I don't know if they can smell. But I know
that Wales have first names and last names for their kids,
do they? Yeah, so they have names for each ounk.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I will suck on that. We've got middle names too.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Yeah, yes, suck on that.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Whales and we got legs. I mean, are they they're great?

Speaker 5 (36:09):
You just you grow up and anyone tells you that
whales are just the most amazing thing. But are they
not just the cows of the sea.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, I think our sea cow isn't there to be
fair cows? A pretty good at there. Yeah, and I
think I would call maybe a like one of those
giant were like a walrus, more like a sea cow? Yeah, right,
would you? So what you'd call it is that official?
Is just what you call it?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yep. So New Zealand hass a hot spot for strandings,
more than five thousand recorded since eighteen forty. Well that's
because we're an island with Wales that cruise by.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Well we've been counting them since eighteen forty. Yep we
have Wow, yep, I reckon we might have missed a few.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
So we had a bit of a shocker because out
of the one hundred and fifty one stranding events, across
the country, involving five hundred and twenty seven animals. Only
twenty seven were able to be successfully refloated to.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
Go back and recav it in their community back out
on the water.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
So it we'll be debating the merits of Wales a
little later on the show. And also I've got an
audio meme, a satirical audio meme. No, it's good, No,
it's really good. It's good. So I'll play that a
little bit later on the show. This is the Matt
and Jerry Show, Radio Hadicky. If you want to hear me.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
And Jerry, you can hear them on Radio Houcki sixty ninety.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Weekday, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
So just earlier on you teased yesterday you were in
a dark room, worth was it? Eighteen other women, eighteen women,
eighteen women sweating like nobody's business and.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
A dark room sweating up a storm with eighteen women.
It wasn't what it sounds like. There was this kind
of music playing. I did a spin class yesterday.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh my goodness, Shune, by the way, Hune.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
It was so good. The fitness and a spin class.
The people out there have done spin class. You've done
a spin class I have. Actually, I don't know why
you did the spin classes going to that where that
was more of a sort of observational thing. But Meshy,
you've done a spin class. Yeah, I have.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
I have done a spin class, and I think I've
got a theory behind spooning classes. And I want to generalize,
but there's usually a reason that a dude will do
a spin class.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
It's observational, I'll get out, no no, I mean, or
also you'll do it for a date activity or something
like that, like your girlfriend said, hey, you want to
come in.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yeah, yeah, ate, Yeah I did. Yeah, I did it
with a woman.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I want sometimes a woman took me to the spin class. Yeah,
there you go. So yeah, yes, But and I was like,
spin class, you're fighting. Don't fight when you do it, mate,
you don't want to fight while.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
You do it.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
This is before the spin class, during a spin class.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, And I was like, I can't sit in the
room with forty five minutes for forty five minutes cycling.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
But I did it hardcore. Oh my god, sweaty hard core.
That's some good fitness spin class.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I'm all for it. So what happened?

Speaker 4 (39:05):
So you walked into the spin class with the lady,
and you realize that there was about another twenty other ladies.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
You're the only dude in there, and.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
There was actually two dudes in there, two other dudes
apart from me. Yeah, and then you maybe twenty and
probably twenty ladies in there. It's atio and a lady
on stage. And I was a bit late, so I
was up the front, so a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Would have been getting a good old look at my ass.
It's a place for you. I would say that if
you're a guy, one of the two guys that are
part of the spin class, and there's eighteen ladies, you
need to be in the You should be in the
front row. You're right right, you need to go on
the front if you're on the back row, and you
turn up every days like here comes old bug Lugs again,
ra the spoon class. He hardly, he hardly pedals. He's

(39:47):
not so he's coasting down the hill most of the time.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Mate. It's quite intense. So what you do is they
simulate hills, so suddenly you shove it into a hard
gear and you stand up.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
You're going up a hill. I'll go, go, go, go.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Three minutes hundred and over one hundred revolutions per minute.
But I'll tell you what a thing happens when the
beats per minute match up with your RPMs, your revolutions
feels amazing. It's like ripping up the dance floor. Yeah
you go go, let's go comparently away in that pace.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Bells, bloody great. It's a communal exercise.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
You just feel like you're being pulled along by the
music's sweating.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Horrifectly but bloody good. So how are you going to
go back?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Do you think you're Yeah, I'm all in on spin class.
Real you go back today, not today, okay, tomorrow, every
two days, every two days. I'm like Haffington around the
gym every first day, and now I'm going to spin
class every second day.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
One okay called Wells.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
That's jerum, that's keep breakfast time. That's where you're fun.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Six nine this morning on The Matta Jery Show. That's
a beauty. That new one from Ruder, goodness me, well done, Ruder,
absolute ripper.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
The term huge hour of radio remaining on the show
is bandied about a lot on the show, but honestly,
I can say this with absolute honesty. We've got a
huge radio hour coming up for you between now and nine.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, a little bit later on, we will be replaying
the horrific sound that emitted from your mouth and voluntarily
while you were attempting to do a voice break around
about thirty five minutes ago, and comparing it with another
horrific sound which emitted involuntarily from your mouth probably about
six months ago. And I'm saying, and I'm going to
be asking the question, do we need to give you

(41:55):
some kind of operation whip a head around to stop
you from doing this, stop you from belching into the
microphone so the listeners have to listen to it.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Mate, two burps on the mic and six months isn't
too bad, mate, It's not too bad. It's not a
bad ratio to voice break to a horrific, stinky burp
while talking.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
The Mat and Jerry Show, It's matten.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Jemmy's Penis or Genius is a segment which we've been
doing on a Mountain Jerry's show for ten years every Thursday,
where we debate the merits of something, a topic that's
in the news, shut it down. And today we're debating
the merits and whales and penis l genius. You can
vote on three for eight three. We can give us
a call on our eight hundred hodech and let us
know what you think. Or you can send us a

(42:39):
talkbak message by the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
And why are we doing this, Jeremy, Because the government
has spent more than two hundred and seventy thousand dollars
to bury beached whales since last year. That's money that
could be going to feed poor people. It could be
going towards fixing potholes on our roads. It could be
providing medicine, much needed medicine in our hospital.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Hold on, you meant to me, Just wait, wait until
you're detailing your penis argument, which you're about to do
at a moment, and I'll just tell the genius argument
and then maybe include that in your actual argument. Your
time starts now.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Some whales are too big. Yes, a blue whale, for example,
thirty meters long and weighs fifty thousand kg.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's wales.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
That's that's selfish. I mean you compare that to like, say,
my dog Colin, who's about thirty centimeters long and weighs
about nine kgs. You know, in terms of the selfishness
of the resources needed to grow that big and the
amount of plankt and you're slamming you know, you know
it's not sustainable. A male blue whales downstairs can make
a human male feel inadequatement or maybe some people what

(43:46):
you reckon? You're running a blue whale down there. Some people,
let's not talk about what the females are running. You're
living it. We as a country have had to shell
out over a quarter of a million dollars disposing of
these idiots beating.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Themselves too bad cord of a million dollars. It's been
one hundred and twenty five million dollars on road cones
and traffic management in Auckland City.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yesterday, the US Coast Guard had to respond to a
May day call off New Hampshire after a whale capsized
a fishing boat. Two people and the vessel are safe.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Exactly, they're fine. So it was not the whale's fault.
It just breached. It's allowed to breach. Dolphins are whale
adjacent and dolphins hate the sale gp pes. Do we
know that for a fact?

Speaker 5 (44:30):
They hate it? Do we know that they hate it?
They campaign again, it's got to shut down.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I think you find that politically dolphins. Actually you find
some of them that way. Some of them feel a
completely different way.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Whale poop is generally enormous, which can create quite a
mess in the ocean. Not exactly the best environment for swimming.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
When was the last time you swam through whale poop?

Speaker 5 (44:49):
They smell bad when decomposing, and the meat day inside
them can cause them to explode, unleashing burning hot blubber
down across car parks.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
And so it's your premous arguments, genius argument. They are
I would describe them as underwater office seals. Their sounds
are beautiful, sounds like this.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
They sound like a.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Someone letting ear out of a balloon. They have an
enormous downstairs. Some whales can help clean the ocean, baiting
tons of tiny marine creatures called plankton. They're like giants
swimming vacuum cleanest. Thank god, is disgusting?

Speaker 5 (45:34):
What mate?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
We don't want those plank done. They're there to be
eaten by whales. Modern research shows that whales are typically
a friendly species. When whales are spotted, their relationships with
humans are amicable, social, and inquisitive.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
They love us.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Tell that to a seal.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
They love us tell it to a seal when a
bloody killer whales in town.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
According to the Norwegians and the Japanese, whales are delicious cherry.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Yes, hypocrite. You've eaten whale?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, I wouldn't say it's delicious. Whaling by Denny Smash
is an absolute churn and ruder from that band used
to have sexy guns three four eight three oh eight
hundred HORDECHI are wales penis or genius? Will they join
owning a house, King Charles and Mother's Day and China
on the genius side of the Cody lab Will they

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be then penis? Like sexting, auto cars and university. You
can decide oh topical chain from Dedie Smash.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
This is a huge coincidence.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
The Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It's Matten Jemmy's penis or genius. It's the government spend
more than ten and seventy thousand dollars to bury beach
whales since last year. We're debating the mirror. It's of
whales and penis or genius. Met you argued that they
are penis. I argue that the genius. What are the
people saying? Um? Don't know if wales a penis, but
I don't mind a bit of free willie.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
What that person's done there genius.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Whether it's Orca reaking havoc on yachts in the Mediterranean,
they're spew basically being like gold or passing out on
a beach after a big night out. Wales are one genius.
Whales are rubbish in the sacks? Is this text?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
How do they know?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Do they need a sack to make love?

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Whale? Imagine? They don't imagine they just float around ind
the water. How do they do they missionary?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
What do they do the whales? One go upside down
and the other one ego question? I think they do
do missionary to the I think they might do missionary.
I don't think. I have a funny feeling that I
have read somewhere that nobody's ever filmed blue whales making
love or something. Blue whales they go down, They get
down quite deep to make love.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
So lights out missionary on a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Night, they can for the lights out situation between the
sports and the ad on the news. How do they
choose partners? That's complicated in him genius? Is this text
of whales are good eating.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Just blow them up like the good old days, says
this text pes. Another one backs that up. Put a
stick of dynam up. Put a stick of dynamite up there,
butts and let it blow all over the place.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
But that's been tried before. We've got remember that audio.
There is some audio that exists somewhere, and it's not
good because what happens when you do this and it
rains blubbers the explosion comes.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
It seems like a good idea until you've got raining hot.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Pieces of blubber falling down on your head. This person says,
once you've done blubber, you'll never go back.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Yes, Wales reminds me of the country whales, which I despise.
How can you hate whales with brighton from being from there?
You got Tom Jones? What are great country whales is?
How do you did you send it from there?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Hi, guys, I will tell you what's genius Wow's downstairs operations,
the meat along absolutely packing heat down there.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
I'll tell you what you're doing them dirty with a
meter longer than a meter on a blue whale.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I don't want to get controversial and credit to them
for having such a great downstairs, but if you were
to run it in comparison to the rest of their size.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Is that really that big? Yeah? Right, I mean because
they are.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
So big that of course the downstairs to naturally no One,
Nicholas and dimes a human being on that you don't go.
If there's a guy that's a point sex five, you
don't say, well, I mean it's you know, it's just
in proportion, you do you.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, well, generally though, the bigger you know, with the
proportion is there is a proportion trick going on there.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Okay, the secrets is well done on avoiding sperm whale punts.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, it's been tough for a lot.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Now you guys are growing up. Get that text.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Okay, all right, results have been challeged. The people of
Hodaki have spoken France, FIFA, Australia and fruit and vege
on the piece side of the peg. Curdy log whales.

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You have been deemed Penis. May you die alone and
shame in him for me, burning in hell for all
eternity at the left hand of the devil himself.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Peezlys look of Penis, matt Heth, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden
Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
A thirty one and on the show time for the
latest record. I searches underway near Facadi, White Island for
a person missing overboard from a boat. Coast Cargan Rescue
helicopters are searching the area between Fakatane and Fakati. The
corporate at the center of the New Zealand women's football
drone drama has received an eight month suspended prison sentence Jesus.

(50:50):
He was charged with maintaining an unmanned aircraft over a
prohibited area. Okay, I don't know for I think that
person was just I don't think they're trying to film.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
I mean, what what's strategies to the New Zealand women's
football team have that they needed to have?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
They invented something, you know, they boot the ball down
one end, nine at the back. I mean, what are
we talking about?

Speaker 7 (51:10):
And to the Star de France and that is full
time New Zealand seventeen, South Africa five and New Zealands
through to the quarter finals.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, they went over South Africa backs up a victory
over Japan and their opener, making it two from two
for the All Black sevens team Woo. Former All Black
Dan Carter helped open the event by thumping a stick
on the ground. Well, that's in the news headlines.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Was he asked to do that or did he just
do it on his own volition?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
He did it in the in the Vikings Valhalla style,
did he? Yeah? Banging a stick down?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Oh what a great New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
So the Olympics started early. It was sneaky, a sneaky
how it's just pre opening ceremony.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
It's off you can't do that sentence? Can you do that?
Why don't they just bring the ceremony forward a little
bit of pre Olympics? Yeah, because I guess they say, well,
it has to run for two weeks the Olympics, Is
that right? A little bit of pre competition, But just
run it for two and a half mate, Yeah, it's
oh no, because then they've got to run it for
three Yeah. Mate, because you've got to go opening ceremony
on the weekend, closing on the weekend. Yeah. Yeah, I'm

(52:13):
so excited about the Olympics.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Love them, mate, mate, mate, mate the Matte and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
So Britain's joint most decorated female Olympian, Charlotte doug Jaden,
has been provisionally suspended by a questrians governing body, which
is called the FEI the Friderus equest Internal And that's
because she has been apparently whipping a horse and training

(52:42):
a little bit too hard, laughing evily while she does it. Well,
that's actually not her laughing evily, that's the person who's
taking the video.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Well, the question I asked you before around this is
there's a video of this, And there was also a
video of Mark Todd, you know, our most one of
our greatest Olympians of all time, where they going to
say the horse did a lot of the work.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
It's total two and two for Todd.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
That's right. He was suspended for four months for hitting
a horse with a stick. And it just makes me
think that maybe to get horses to do the crazy
stuff they have to do in the dressage, you know,
they're lifting the feed up, they're going sideways and all
that stuff. I mean, how do you talk a horse
and doing that? And I just asked you the question,

(53:25):
didn't I dreaming, I says, I says, I says dreaming,
I says, I says. I says that all the horses
get whipped, but they don't often get formed when they're
whipping them. You know what I mean, is that just
a part of the training and is a question? And
you went behind the scenes and did some investigative journalism
and you ran someone that you know that wasn't willing
to speak on the air about the training and dress
arsh Yes, and what came back. Do they do they

(53:46):
have to whip all the horses? Is that the only
way you can get them to do it?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Well, turns out that there is a little bit of
whipping that goes on, but normally it's it's not excessive.
So to get them to do a little bit of
a little bit of feet lifting, you might give a
little bit of a tap around the ankles, but it's
not it's not hurting.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Well at an Olympic But that's at an amateur level.
But does it get a bit more full on at
the Olympian level? And look, I'm looking at those equestrian
riders from behind the iron curtain, you know, you know,
like I can't imagine, Oh yeah, I can't imagine that
the Russian Olympic Committee's got a problem with whipping horses.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Well, you are getting horses to do things that they
don't necessarily want to do.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
You're getting horses to do things they definitely don't want
to do. Yeah, which is they do naturally do.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
The jumping thing. They do do that, they do do
that prancing thing. In the wild.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
They naturally have people strapping big leather things around their
back and riding around on their back. I mean naturally
back in the day where they're monkeys riding them around
the savannah.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
No, although this person did say to me that a
really really good horse yeah, well, no, it's about to perform, right,
And so a horse, a really really good horse, rises
to occasions because it goes into a horse float. It
knows it's on, it's somewhere, it knows it's about to perform.
And a lot of people say the horse and the

(55:05):
ride of the relationship between the horse and rider is
very very interesting relationship. So the horse actually does enjoy it.
A really really good horse rises to it. They love it.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
When I was a kid, I enjoyed fanging around on
the back of a horse, and my mother spotted that
and sent me to dressage lessons.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Dressage. Yeah, so riding around in a circle dressage wrecked
havoc with my testicula and I pulled out. Okay, could
have you're not worn a pair of undies that sort
of pulled things up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Could have should have it?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
You riding dressage?

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Yeah, did you ever have a top hat?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I didn't mind tails, I don't mind the jumps.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
I don't mind jumping horse, and I don't mind you know,
whipping around on a horse, you know, like it's a motorbike.
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Yeah, okay, but I didn't like Why didn't you do that? Well?

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Because for some reason they want to be walking around
in a circle doing punishing stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
All right. I tell you what, though, if you have
a lot of the young a lot of the young
men who are doing that, there's not a lot of
young men involved in it, and there's a lot of
young women. Yeah. I think that's done quite well there.
I think that's a lot to do with the If
you take the pounding of the downstairs, yeah, couldn't take
the pounding, could you know? I couldn't take it. You
would have had another pounding The Matt and Jerry Show,

(56:21):
that's alien a farm on the Mount and Jerry Show.
At eleven minutes to nine, The strangest thing just happened.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Sorry, Jerry, you started talking and I look look behind
the curtain here as I tuned the MIC's on for
the studio, I sit behind the disc and you trusted
that I had already turned the microsh on, and that
was amazing. You just exaelling that song about twenty seconds
with a song left to go, Well, the light went on.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
What unprofessional from you, Jeremy. How long have you been
broadcasting to not know that that red light tells you
that you're broadcasting?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Now the light went on. I think the light to
go mate.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
I was looking at you, Jerry, and I was going,
why is he talking? That red light's not on? Because
I have to look through that red light to see you. Unprofessional, mate,
unprofessional that coming from you. Let's not forget what you
did in the show. Please, can I please table exhibit
Exhibit A.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I've had big periods of being single and it was
amazing twelve year relationship. And then what was that? Beuching
mid break?

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Barely no one heard that?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Well we did hear that, yeah, and we'll hear it again.
I've had big periods of being single and it was
amazing twelve year relationship. And then the laundry belch come from.
Look the pits of Hell is where it came from it, Like,

(57:37):
are you about to say that that's only happened once.
You better not be saying that that's the only the
first one that has happened, because that's not the case. No,
it's not. Should we go with exhibit B. Find Exhibit B.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
So and the light that is that we detect in
our telescopes, there is information, as you say, the spectrum
of the light. There's information to say.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
And that was during a serious and of you about astronomy.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Mate, I'll tell you what. You don't point out that
you're unprofessional us. You'd really come back, Ain't You're a
real tip for tapman?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Ain't you could? I just say?

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Mean you you make a mistake and you're a real offense?
Is the best defense, isn't it? Kind of situation with
you mate?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
All right, I've just.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Got a bit of a three strike policy on the show,
Madic and that is two So if that does happen again,
so they're going to have to.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Exceed some dangerous territory.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
So the Intern is wanting a three three strike policy.
I think that's a three strike policy with no teeth.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Do you know what it reminds me of? It reminds
me of better.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
We talked about it about a year ago on the
show and we played the audio a lot. But in Italy,
how there's every year that burping festival. I'll play some
audio from that. This is kind of what its like.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Is this the winner? This is I think the winner
of twenty four winner from the loud and they get
they get a decibel reader and they see how loud
it really is. The best thing about it is the
pause after it. This is a bit of crowd. See
now that that's a positive Burt like, that's that's belching
in a positive manner as opposed to yours, which was involuntary.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
I've got a condition I eat and drink while I'm broadcasting,
because in my defense that that Burt with the astrophysicist,
I had tip Top had just sent us that goodie
good gum drops, and I'd had an entire tub of
ice cream broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
So you try not belching while you're eating that much
ice cream. World Broadcasting. Well, this time you've eaten an
retirements and cheese pie, which is delivered by Bacels. That
is definitely a common denominator good pie, though too common
to you gorging yourself on food Thank you so much.
Bacel Oh, oh, get out, that was a fake. This

(59:51):
is the mattin Jerry Show. Thanks for listening. The podcast
will be out at eleven am this morning.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
You call this, Jeremy. You're trying to finish the show
at five fifty three, seven minutes nine. You're contracted to
go to nine. Mate, you're finishing up here, are you really?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I think you've done enough, mash. If you think you've
done enough to I'm more than heavy definition.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Studio B with the thumb up as Bart he thinks
he's done enough.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I want us to come back after the song. I mean, mate,
I'm bloody working my ass off here. You're just belching,
is what you're doing most of the time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
You guys are bloody talking over the song when the
MIC's not even on. You're trying to finish at eight
fifty three.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
That was good. You get another thirty seconds out of it.
Well done, hip ship shape, ship shape, and I reckon,
I'll just play that pooping audio again.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
So in the light that is that we detect in
our telescopes, there is information, as you say, the spectrum
of the light, there's information to see sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
So there's another twenty seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
There and that nearly gives us to a fifty four.
And hey, the Matten Jury podcast is out at eleven.
We've got a great podcast for you today.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
We don't watch the clock here at all. Nothing to do.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
What is nothing worse than a job with your clock watching?
All right, okay it is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I can't get you.

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That is the breakfast show. Like whoa, yeah, it's Madd
and Jerry from six till night.

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I get it wherever you get your books, or just
google the bugger. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.
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