📻So many Lame Claims to Fame - The Radio Show

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia spoke to Monty Betham ahead of tonights game plus we went over some more of your best lame claims to fame! A friday Favourite!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hierarchy break for show find the perfect gift idea in
Nail Father's Day this year with Bunning's trade, what one
did the hidary break because Friday affect of September twenty
twenty five. Nice Tavy comedy this morning, Ma, name's Jeremy Wells.
This is Menia Stewart.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I always feel like I'm being introduced out into a
basketball court when you do that, like I should be
running through a tunnel of my teammates slapping high.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Fives ladies and gentlemen. This is Menice. Why man, he's
out Cabrey. What's somebody somewhere?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
But no, I'm just on the radio. Happy Friday to
everyone who practices. Jeez been made today.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Look at us? Who would have thought we did? Just
looking Wellington at Barmie thirteen currently that is Barmi Ruder
didn't believe it, he said, I don't believe it. He
contested it. He's contesting Wellington thirteen degrees.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Now, Jeremy, I know it's very early morning, six o three,
but can you hit me with the different between Dunedin
and Tim moro Oplets?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Absolutely, Tomado are Barmi twelve this morning? Yes? How mild
windy and Daneda Chili ten oh lower lower I used
today was interesting. Timodo was three when I got it, Yeah,
and Dunedin was eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Spring has well and truly sprung, hasn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
But that rubbish you got in front of you. Jerry,
what does it say? Auckland is currently.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Currently says Auckland is nine degrees Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Looking through to the studio B, Princess Leah is telling
me that it is about minus four degrees.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
She is no barometer for the weather outside, that's for sure.
Princess Leah woman ng the phones in the studio B.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
She looks like she's about to go and climb Mount
Coot And in a way, we're all about too. This
morning on the radio show. This is going to be
a huge radio show.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
One last spin of Daryl the Barrel today, Jerry Ah,
poor old Darryl and he goes into retirement.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Maybe Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yesterday, gentlemen, I went to a celebration of life of
the little bit of a memorial and it made me
think about how I would like to be Because you
don't think about, you know, your own funeral or how
you're going to be what's going to happen to you
once you're gone? And so I've got a couple of
thoughts about it. My initial plan used to be Mongolian

(02:18):
sky funeral. I used to want to be exposed on
the steps of the mongol planes for the eagles to
return me back to the sky father from.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So I've seen that, I've seen footage of this, well
not the actual, but I've seen how it's done. Quite
a beautiful, quite a beautiful way to go. Yeah, hard
for your family to see gettingripped apart by eagles.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, and worse than that, because you're much better than
what the eagles are used to eating. They actually have
to cut you up a little bit to help the eagles.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think you're put in a special like Barrel and
the eagles coming from the top. I don't think your
family hang around and watch taken away the relation of Daryl.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I think one of Darrell's Mongolian cousins or the barrel.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What a beautiful thing that would be to see Daryl
on the top of a mountain.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, but now as I get older, I'm starting to think.
You know, as you get older, you see your friends
less and less, your mates when you're in your twenties,
you're like hanging out all the time. You're living together.
A lot of the times, you see each other every weekend.
But as you get older, you start manufacturing things like
golf trips and half marathons and stuff just to see
your mates again. And at a certain point it basically
just becomes weddings and funerals, doesn't it. And so that's

(03:29):
my parents' age, Yeah, exactly, and so and you know,
knock on wood, that's sort of when I'll be contemplating,
you know, other people be arranged making my arrangements. Yes,
God willing, God will and sha la, but I and
so to that end, I sort of settled on. I
want the full Irish Catholic, give it a full Irish Catholic.
I want someone on the organ yep. I want the

(03:53):
full procession up into the Catholic basilica.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You want the incense, Yeah, incense. You're talking about a
requiem ringing the bell. You're talking about a requiem mass
am I I might be. I think you're talking about
a reque mess.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
And then I want the full blown savories club sandwiches
open bark okay can I because I have just been
to one of these interestingly on Saturday, Yes, And can
I please.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Make some recommendations. One of them is to you bring
in a choir.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
A choir absolutely for the wake or the no mass, for.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
The for the mass, for the funeral, because I tell
you what, this funeral I went to had a choir.
It had it had singers, and as a result, when
they went to the hymns, because you know when you
go to funeral, sometimes the hymn comes up and people
go wigs always a little bit.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You're not in a mood for singing.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, this is the thing. It's understandable. But I tell
you what. I went to a funeral on Saturday, and
the singing they had a full choir, and so when
they went to the hymns, it was like, wow, this
is good and powerful. I mean you could sing along
a little bit if you wanted to. You didn't have to,
you could just listen. It was like being in an
episode of Praise be I.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Was going to say, was it or was like a
Whoopy Goldberg Sister act too?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, it was made to have a choir. No, it
was definitely more traditional, more traditional, less Baptist, more traditional Catholic,
but I got to say it really added today. It
had some because you like music, Yeah, and this person
who we were celebrating love music, and so it made
a lot of sense. Yeah, it sounded really good and
soaks up.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
A little bit of the awkward you know, silence.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, precisely. It's quite tough.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Everyone's sitting around in a horrible mood, you know. Yeah,
but that's what it's therefore. But yeah, that's that's why
I was starting to think about all of the things
that I would want, and you know, a big part
of that was a pass up if I can, because
no one's gonna It's one of the last things where
you cannot show up for work on Friday, and they
like we was going.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I had a funeral yesterday and he's still away for
the thing.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So if I can get my mates one last day
off work to get on the piss, yeah, then that's
my parting gift to them.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, it's a good one. I've always been of the
view that I don't want I'll go the opposite way
to you. I don't want to I don't want to
be in ach, I don't want to be in a
Basilla car. I don't want any of that sort of stuff.
I see. It can be beautiful, but it doesn't quite
relate to me. I want to be placed in a
pair of white speedos on a Liloh in the middle

(06:14):
of your pool, my poll, and everybody comes to my house,
pays their respects, and we have a party, and I'm
in the but no one else is allowed in the poll.
I'm the only one in the pole, and I'm on
a lilo in the middle of the pole, floating around.
May then everyone else is having a massive party.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
May I lounge beside the pool?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You may lounge beside the pole. Feed in the pool.
I mean, if you want to get in the pool
and do a money, sweet ass, But chances are the
body I might sort of tip over and that might
be a bit of a problem.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
But can I do a respectful money next to your course?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I look, yeah, sure. I mean to be honest, I
don't really care. The main thing is that that people
come to your house and have a big party.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Well, I'm picturing it like Tangy styles where I'm going
to be there for like four or five days next
to me with that? Yeah, fine with that. Yeah, I
just a little blanket. I'm on my own Lila soaking
wear and my own budgye smugglers. Yep, just floating around
next to you. I like the idea of the four
or five day party. People come, people go, It ends
up with the curtains pulled. I'm a glass barbecue day five,

(07:14):
something like that. It's just get to have this kind
of stuff on the record, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Jerry, Oh, totally. You gotta put You've got to put
it out there.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Scratch the Mongolian Sky funeral ongoing for Loris Catholic.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I've already told my kid's exactly what needs to happened. Ye,
well aware.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Traumatic air they did father floating around of the pool
for a week.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
They can deal with it. I'm dead. I'm dealing with
way worse.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Jerry and Midnight the hold ikey breakfast you have.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yesterday, today, tomorrow, Tina.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Rolls on this that.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm sorry if here we were just talking about stuck
the funerals. We were talking about whether you'd want an
open casket or not, and with or someone could last
time maybe just give us a little like sheet on
the bottom half and just you know, hey, look, if
anyone was wondering, he's your chance. I have a just
just to the embarma, could you do me a couple
of favors? You have a little look, give me a

(08:09):
good account of myself.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
You want to be clothed from the waist, from the
waist down, no clothes.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, and just his dying wish was like if anyone,
if anyone just needed to know, this is their charge.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
The final joke, Yeah, the final joke.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
But you know the embarmery, Hey, oh, come to the party, brother,
or the other thing is maybe just tidy up the
heline and a couple of more bits, but of posthumous
plastic surgery forwarded a couple of abs, tighten everything up
a little bit like CHEESEA looks good in his last
couple of days. Today is the what fifth of September.

(08:43):
On this day in seventy three is the first ever
od I Jerry England beat the Windys by one wicket.
It was fifty five overs a side. The Windy's made
one hundred and eighty one or fifty four overs England
one hundred and.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Eighty three one with three balls of spare. Wow, so
three point three five runs per But why they used
to ride those? They used to have sixty over games
as well. Why they had fifty five overs? Like why
fifty five? Yeah, I don't know, but that's very cricket though,
wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
What.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I can't believe how late that is. As somebody three, Yeah,
I would have thought they would have started doing that
in the nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I mean, this is the interesting thing. I think
even cricket in the early eighties, one day cricket was
a new thing. Yeah, it was exciting, and so as
a result it was like, wow, this is all happening
and people actually trying to hit the ball. There was
a wow.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
There was a World Cup, wasn't there That sort of
put it on the map for New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
My dad always says that was the World Cup.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
And then everyone started going, yeah one days, maybe maybe
Sindy's one night anyway, Yeah, it could have been put
it on the map. I just can't believe how so
before that they were just playing for five days.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
None of it took so long to bloody get a
grip anyway. I know, I think they had four day
cricket and possibly some three day cricket.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
It was the most landed gentry game of all time.
You had to have an entire week. Autely, you're not
coming out of the factory to play cricket for four days.
Nineteen seventy six, this premiered on television.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Where is Gentleman?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
It's the up at show.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Jim Henson's Mumpet Show runs for over one hundred and
twenty episodes of five seasons.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Only five seasons, I know, only five seasons, right, God,
things didn't run for very long Diday in those days.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's like Mister Bean, I think was like one season
or something.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Is that right? It's weird things that you think were
your whole childhood. I know Jesus loomed larger of my childhood.
Mister Bean was one season, one season, one season of
Mister Bean.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
It's about eighty episodes or something. It's very short.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, I had them up at show tape and that
was the only thing I was allowed to listen to
if I was home. It's sick, Oh cassette.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Here was a cassette, not a verg.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
My Mum would bring in the Sanyo cassette and should
plunk it beside my bed. And I've had we had
one tape that wasn't music, and that was this, and
I would listen to this, and as a result, I
know the entire up At show tape off by half right. Yeah,
starts off with the Mississippi Matters the first song, Let's
kick things off for a little diddy from Mississippi, and

(11:04):
then then when the sun goes down, the tag goes
down and the people get around in the augant chair.
I could go on. So I think it was bad
Jelly the Witch for me.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Oh if only I had that on time.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I love that so much, But they only played.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
That on the radio at six o'clock in the morning
on Sundays.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
What relation were the Fraggles to the Muppets.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
The Fragles were, Jim Henson, they were. They were.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
They were the spinoff, distant cousins.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, that was. They were the lamer spin offs, whereas
the Mumpets had something for the mums and the dads
that the Muppet Show would bring in, like fair a
faucet as the guest, and and and all of a sudden,
you know, she'd be incredibly hot, it was, and the
Muppets would all be kind of swooning over it. Yeah,
it was problem high level. Early Jim Henson was light blue.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I just always wanted to eat those little glass things
that the dozers, the dozers.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Two thousand one John Cage's musical composition As Slow as Possible,
intended to be played for six hundred and thirty nine years,
begins at Saint Buchucchi Church and help us there, sat yep,
they say that one scores Man Brakhaki, Yeah, Sat Berkak.
He fired that one if he actually died in ninety
two at the age of seventy nine, but wrote the

(12:18):
piece in the nineteen eighties. I'm going to cause you on.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
That later on.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Chord changes are very rare, but it did happen in
twenty twenty. It was the first chord change in seven years.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Oh yeah, that was it. Oh yeah, God, that went hard.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
So it's ending in twenty six forty.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah. I can't wait for that.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
No, I we'll check in in another what six hundred
years Born on this day, actor Michael Keaton, famous for
movies like Batman and Beetlejuice. He's seventy fourth to day
and in nineteen forty six Freddy Mercury Frontman four Queen.
Born in Tanzanaia. Birthplace sorry, birth name Faruk Balsara. He

(13:00):
died in November nineteen ninety one at the age of
forty five at his home in London. The cause of
death was bronchial pneumonia resulting from AIDS.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Do you think he would have had the successful career
he did if he kept the name Faruk for Sarah No?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
In fact, it's a whole scene dedicated to that in
the movie. I call my brother in law Faruk just
because it looks like a bit of a Ferruk.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Jurry in the night the Hodarkey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Time for latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra the
beer for Here Counties Manuco have notched their first victory
of the NPC rugby season, beating North Harbor twenty two
to nineteen and poker core Hair Gibson Popollett kicked a
forty one meter game winning penalty in the seventy eighth minute.
Counties Monuco's victory is the first by any of the

(13:47):
three teams from the Auckland region, and it took for them.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Not only did it take for them to play each other,
but seventy eight minutes into that game was still none
of them had will still none of them. I wish
she hadn't missed there and it just ended on it
Still none of the teams.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
At one twenty two nineteen, it wasn't the end.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Oh man, they can really bet themselves was going on
with Raby. The Warriors chances of making NRL's Top four
are over. No, they're not. After the Broncos beat the
Storm thirty fourteen to effectively guarantee fourth. No they're not.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, they are not if the Warriors can still because
there are two points on the table behind the Broncos. Now,
the issue with the Warriors is our awful points differential,
which the moment is only twenty two. All we need
to do to vault ourselves back into the top four
thereby getting two bites at the cherry come playoff time,
all we need to do is beat Manly by one
hundred and fifty one points this weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Okay, So if they beat Manly by one hundred and
fifty one points, yes, then they'll finish.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Fourth, that's right, Yeah, okay, And for.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
All of that then get to play the minor Premier
Canberra Raiders.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Well you just never know, do you, Well, you don't.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
And this is why this is Wait, if you knew
the result, you wouldn't play the game. Why we watched,
this is why we were right there. Mate, History in
the making coming up this weekend.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
And speaking of watching sports, going to be a beauty, Circlisi.
We'll line up at number eight for the spring box
tomorrow against the All Blacks, but won't lead the side
onto Eden Park kind of.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
But you know, if Circalis's out there, you're not going
to be hold on, sir. I don't see the captain's
armbound on you, mates, so how about you just shady trap.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
His spot's been in question with a knee injury, but
he's been cleared to play. After Jean Luke Depria was
scrubbed with a similar problem. Jesse Creole will remain skipper.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Imagine if the Warriors are leading by one hundred and
fifty points going for the seventy ninth minute and someone
has to step up and hit that drop gold and
get us bag in the top four.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Jeez might put a dollar on that.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Jerry Andman Night the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Hey, let's get on the paperwork.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
This is where we have a look at the newspaper,
so you don't have to talk about stories making headlines
this morning.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
And on the front page there is a cartoonish caricature
of both Scott Razor Robertson and Johann Razzi Erasmus with
They've done Razor's hairline.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Dirty's who would you rather be?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Who would I rather be? Who would you rather be?

Speaker 6 (16:10):
In terms of.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Looks amazing, he's going to touch the Easter Island statute
about it. Yeah, it looks like Roger Ramjit, whereas old
mate's got a touch of.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Whoa, what's that?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
What's the ridiculous name that?

Speaker 3 (16:28):
It looks a bit like Monty Burns, a young Monty
Burns from The Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Slightly wow Worzle gummage it does look like but he
does look like wors gum Whor's le gummage. He does
look like worstle gummage. You just oh Man summoned up
worsle gummage out an opened my eyes. I actually don't
even know what worzle gummage looks like. I just remember
my Auntie is saying it. Scott Robertson, that's what he
looks like. It looks exactly like oh Man three decades

(16:54):
the hoodoo at Eden Park is at the end of it.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
This garbage that's pro all mania.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I don't know what Wizle gummage looks like. In my defense,
I've just whenever someone looks a bit funky, my auntie
always it looks like wile gummage and the laugh.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Right, how could you so? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Wage?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
So what's There's not much. I've just sort of had
a bit of a fleck throw some politics, rap about
the economy and mining.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh Luckson's days number.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Queen pleads guilty over Matthew Pierry's situation.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh yes, I saw that US declares war on Narco terrorists.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
People died. There's some horse racing stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Oh, there's an Ikea opening. Yes, did you be getting geez?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
They've got a big.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Celebration at a studio that early December.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Right, we like, we like your ka, so he loves
do you really?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Is the meat balls?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
People get excited about our care and she's German. I
don't understand.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
The race of the week is the right No, not
Germans racing against each other. It's the first group one
of the New Zealand thoroughbreed season.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Did you know that?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
But I suppose first weekend of spring that has been
racing starts. Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Champers, grail seeker and the King looks like he's a
good hey.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Beit of punishing rugby chain if occurred? How do you
feel about Fabian Holland moving back to the bench. Supplementary question?
Can you tell me what NPC team Kyle Preston plays for?

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Can you tell me who Kyle Preston would be a
better question for me.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Is he a back or a forward? A great point,
he's a half back. I knew that.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, So he'll be coming off the bench for the
All Blacks this weekend behind Findlay Christy because because Roy
Guard's out sneakers has got a rib issue I believe,
or hip issue.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I mean it was to the point where people are
trying to track down pretty whippo. I like they tried
to fish him out of a rivet see if you
can come and play with the All Beaks.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I saw his jersey the other day and Ian Jones,
the grad Ian Jones made the joke he said, I
don't know if we turned up here if pretty would
fit into this old all Black jersey.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Some of them are loose fitting, some of them.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Are a little bit tighter. Yeah, it was it's pretty
those are pretty tight. Those jerseys. God, yeah, two people
apparently to put on you need two people, so other
people have to put your juwsey on for you can't
put it on yourself.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
A couple of people to rip them off. Certain all
blacks as well. I believe there were enough people putting
their hands up to do that. I'm only Nadawa on
the wing as well, So Seevu Reese, would you say dropped?
I mean, I mean, would you put it? Isn't being
replaced by money on the wing?

Speaker 7 (19:41):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Because they realized they're going to bomb and he's too short.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
They're going to bomb the crap out of them. But
it's not like the spring Box have got giant wings.
When Chislin Colby is on their right wing, Canaan Moody
on the other side of in Colby he can jump
Chesslin Colby. Yeah, he can jump.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
He can.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
He can also bump off massive players. He's an incredible player.
I mean, that's why he's wild Player of the Year.
How do you feel about the relegation of Sasha Feinberg
and Gorme Zulu to the bench for this South African Jerry.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
I've never heard of Sasha Finberg.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Final question, how old you reckon Andre Pollard? Is he's
got to be forty.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
He's been around since I was, isn't he eight?

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:21):
He's been around.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It was it was an understudies in Nasborta to think
he was.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I think he's older than Percy Montgomery.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Okay, so that's the credit that's in the paper.

Speaker 8 (20:32):
Jerry and Mania, The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Off here.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Just now you are telling me about a couple of
plans for Father's Day. I feel like we haven't addressed
it too much this week, and I feel like up
next we should probably talk about what are the expectations
on Father's Day? From father's I've got to be honest,
I don't think I've ever heard what a father actually
wants from Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I just.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
It's like it happened. Father's Day seems to happen to fathers.
It's not for them, it happens to them. They've victims
of it, victims.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, what do you want? Yeah? What do you want?
What do you want? What do you want?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Jerry in the Night the Holarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
So Sunday, if you didn't know as Father's Day. What
day is on Sunday, Father's Father's Day?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
That's right, Thursday.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
It made me wonder as a non practicing father as well, sorry,
not a father.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
That I'm aware of.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I wanted to know what because I don't think anyone's
ever asked a dad what they actually want get. They
get asked what they want for Father's Day. But it
seems to me that that feels like just more pressure
on you know, because it also feels like there's a
wrong answer to that question. I don't know what it is,
but also don't know what the right answer is. What
do fathers want for for Father's Day?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's a good question. What do you want?

Speaker 9 (21:59):
You?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Well, no fuss, No, you don't want fuss. I don't
like fuss.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
I don't want any fuss.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I don't want any fuss for a couple of reasons. Firstly,
because the more fuss that you conjure up, more fusser,
then the more fuss is going to have to be
for Mother's Day. Oh so you need your own?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Competition is an issue here?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well, you need to. I think that I think every
father out there will agree with me. You got to,
You've got to lower expectations on Father's Day. Otherwise Mother's
Day could get out of control, right, so you know
Mother's Day might end up being a week long you know,
tripp to Sydney or something.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Well, I was going to say, so if you overcook
it on Father's Day as the expectation that when Mother's
Day rolls around, you need to one up that.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, yeah, right, I think, well, whatever Father's Day is,
Mother's Day is going to be more important, okay, because ultimately,
whilst you may have created been fifty percent of the
chant of the creation of your children, Yeah you did
in birth them, You.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
And the T shirt and then the wind took care
of the rest.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
And man, when you do see your children being if
you there is a respect for the process. There's an
intense process, and it's a great process.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
That's a magical It is.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
A very important process.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Without that process, none of us would be here.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yes, right, I just yeah, I had a look into
it because I was like, it's not like a movable
feast like Valentine's Day or one of those other ones,
you know what I mean. And I was like, where
did this come from? The earliest I can find actually,
let me have a guess. Jerry, when do you think
was the first time that Father's Day was ever observed
or celebrated.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'm going to say, like I'm going to guess, and
I'm going to say the nineteen fifties. Oh, fifties, Okay,
rd it? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, I'm going to go similar to you, I'm going
to go nineteen four, nineteen thirties. I'm going to go Okay,
it's actually earlier than that, is it?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Nineteen ten, June nineteenth, nineteen ten in Spokane, Washington. Yeah,
founded by Sonora Smart Dodd to honor her father's Civil
War veteran who raised six children after her mother died.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Inspired by a Mother's Day sermon, she was just like,
well what about the dead?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
So there we go.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
So Mother's Day was first, Yes, but she didn't have
a mother because her mother had passed.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
She was like, well what do I do for dad? Okay?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
And then came up with Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Which is on Sunday? Okay? And then I wonder how
long it took before it became popular? Yeah, before it
was popularized.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
So I've done no further investigation into that.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
And commercialized minig commercialized this.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Is that thing, isn't it. I just the interesting thing
to me is the difference between Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Mother's Day seems to me all about get these kids
out of the house, or conversely, get mom out of
the house so she can go and do something by herself.
Father's Day and my observation always seems to be load
these kids up on dead. Whatever you do on Father's

(24:39):
Day has to be with the kids. Whatever you do
with Mother's Day has to be without the kids. Am
I right in that?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I think there's something to be said for when kids
are little and you put a lot of in it.
It takes a lot of energy little kids. You know,
a lot of waking up on the night. There's a
lot of getting up early. There's a lot of cocking.
There's a lot of putting on clothes, is putting on
shaw Where is that other shoe gone?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
You know?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Always But I remember my kids, I was just always
putting on shoes, and you just want a bit of
a break from that as a mum more I think
as a dad as well, to be honest, I think
I get the go out and has spent some time
away from the family, away from your responsibilities.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, what do you want to do with what do
you want to do for yourself? Yeah, well that's what
someone's just texted in Perfect Father's Day. Just leave me
alone for the day. Yeah, no peace, doing no chores,
just peacing quiet, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, I mean every every Father's Day. Toust is to
me about a week out which she's like, what would
you like to do? I said, like, no fuss, just
not just normal, not just a normal day. Can I
just steer at the wall for a few hours, just
maybe in the morning, maybe a breakfast in the morning
with the family in bed.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
No thanks, I don't like crumbs.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't like the crumbs. Let's sit at the table.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I think the problem I'm picking up here is what
dads really want for Father's Day is nothing. But that
is not a great gift to give someone.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I'd like to hear from someone out there on three
four eight three who has very high expectations of what
they want. No judgment, but I'd love to hear from you,
like a full day of celebrations based around you.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Generary Jerry and Minn, the Hotiarchy breakfast and.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
We're just talking about Father's Day and the expectation around
Father's day with there's any Father's Day out there, father's
out there who want to be treated like kings, because.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
For the most part, it's like, just leave me alone.
Socks and Jocks genuinely writes this texture. When am I
going to get time to buy them for myself? That's
a good point. You can as a dude. You can
go years without replacing your andies, like years, and then
you'll be like, no, I replaced them that. Oh no,
hang on, that was five years ago.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Jeetz. Yeah. I'm normally a leave me alone type of
Father's Day father, says this texter. This year, I requested
a bit more pomp because I deserve it, but it's
mostly that I'll still be expected to go all out
on Mother's Day's Another one.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Here is saying Father's Day, I usually get some random
tools or a carclin and credit kit. Great, so I'm
either doing more di white jaws or washing my own car.
Bullshit pack of beer and leave me alone. Graham Weaver
and christ Chitch. Sorry Graham, but you signed off with
your own name. I had to read it out.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Okay, here's an interesting one.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Perfect Father's Day for me would be like a speed
dating scenario where all my illegitimate children can get fifteen
minutes to introduce themselves and tell me what they've been
up to with their lives. I would still be charging
fifteen dollars admission.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Well, fifteen dollars for a bit of closure. You know
you'd probably take that.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
What about this? My own mother rang me last night
to see what I wanted for Father's Day because you
knew my sons wouldn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, that is the thing, isn't it. That's I want
to play eighteen holes with mates.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Okay, yeah, good luck with that.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't think that's too out.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Good luck with that. Good luck? That's six hours? Well yeah,
I mean you might get three you might get lunch
with your mates at the park, or maybe a couple
of drinks, but six three holes, good luck, good luck.
So it turns out that most people, I think they
had low expectations. That's simple creages.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Someone has said, my wife's bugging off to Sydney for
a week and left me with our four and six
year old for Father's Day. No breakfast in bed for
me or sleeping it.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Oh oh, that one's going to be coming back to
bite that person at some stage.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
And of course, there are a million texts coming in
that we cannot read out all in a very similar vein.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah on the last one, don't kiss mom on Father's Day?
All right, okay, all right, all right, all right?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Did we learn anything there?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
A simple I love you and I appreciate what you
do goes a long way.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
A couple of days away from Father's Day, Brad from
Toting is on the line. Good morning, Brad, good morning,
how are you? God? What are you doing for Father's Day? Well?

Speaker 10 (28:56):
I'm not sure yet, but in terms of how how
that's going to arrive is we're in that situation where
I just want nothing, no fuss, whatever turns up basically
end up doing the lawns. And then a couple of
years ago, more often I had an idea just to
make it fun, which is like, how well do I
know you? So what I had done for my wife,

(29:18):
I've seed to do you need to do the same
for me. But add one thing in and it's like
you're the closer you get to something.

Speaker 11 (29:25):
I love.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Good on you.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
And so since we've been doing that, it's basically like
you know, fifty to fifty, like you get the message
and the retreat and a pair of shoes, and then
she will return the same amount of things and try
and add something again. So it just made it came
out of it.

Speaker 12 (29:42):
You know.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's quite nice.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
And so yeah, does it get more and more because
you're adding one under time?

Speaker 10 (29:48):
Well, that's that's the thing. It's going to get really
out of control because we're we're currently at about seven things,
seven things that needs to be taken care of, and
we should have just done the clause. You know, you
can replace one.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
But yeah, the wife won't buy that one.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
And she's like, in what Easter's coming this year?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's good bankrupt?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (30:07):
So you're going to be creative, you know, like last
year she gave me a cut with my face on it.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Very great.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
If it's the thought that counts, that's very thoughtful.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
Yeah, but you know it's something different, different way to
approach it.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I like it, Bra, Thanks for your call. Yeah, that's good.
I can just imagine though, in thirty years time, when
you've got if you're idiot, seven things, you'll be at
thirty seven things. Yeah, and you're doing that twice a year,
so seventy five things, no, no, it's financially hazardous.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
So the New Zealand Warriors are in Sydney getting ready
to take on the Manly Sea Eagles tonight. You can
watch that live coverage on Skysport one or sky Sport.
Now they're going to be playing finals footing next week
is going to be sudden death game in Auckland, obviously
most likely against either by the Locks of the Panthers
or the Roosters. So please welcome to the Hidicky Breakfast.

(30:57):
Former kiwis And Warriors captain now Skysport Montata, and I
understand Zesty boy in Monty Beeper, Monty Honorary Zesty boy.
Can the Warriors win by one hundred and points tonight?

Speaker 9 (31:11):
You expect me to stay on this court a conversation
with the comment introduction like that.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yes, sorry about Jerry Manty.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
You didn't deserve that.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
We're looking at the ladder with the headlines were that
we can no longer make the top four, but we
actually can. All we have to do is win by
one hundred and fifty one posts. Is that a chance?

Speaker 9 (31:32):
Thanks for that charity on that one, But I'm happy
that's the case. You know, we've been struggling with a
bit of points of late, but one hundred and fifty
one night no problem at all.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I mean, is it that big?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I mean, obviously we wanted to be in the top four,
and you know there's some stat around what percentage of
the titles have been won by a top four team.
But as long as we're in the playoffs, we've got
a chance. So you know, it's not too big a
difference to us, is it.

Speaker 9 (31:55):
I think rather than determining where you finish to have
a life or not, it really comes down to how
you play. And I think the way the Warriors played
last week in terms of some of those efforts, all
those times with the individual shut off, there's no way
you can win a game. Just talk about that first
try when they went down there to what was going
to be the Warriors scoring the first point, and then

(32:16):
they let them get out of there and go and
run one hundred meters down their trialine. So that's the
individual sort of efforts switching off in key moments, which
means you can't win a game. Because I think the
air count last night for Melviourne Storm was fourteen against four,
so those are the areas we're talking about, which is
not storm like. But if you can't get that right,
if you can't build your best performances, doesn't matter if
you get an extra life, because what that does is

(32:38):
just the lazy and inevitable, which is getting up the following.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Week Monty beat them.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
The tb must know something that I don't because I
see Manly her at tenth obviously on the table at
the moment. Are the tb' have gotten the dollar forty
six against the Warriors at two seventy five?

Speaker 9 (32:57):
Yeah, well you sell them ten out and force or
dawnay chair with Ali chree Evans last week and then
no doubt you can be the same again, Jesse if
I under leads as well. I think it's his birthday
today as well, so that's not a good omen. You
know every birthday, Jets would love you, but not for
this game. It's going to be your last. So look,
there's plenty to play for it, and we know when
side have under delivered like me Andy has done this year,

(33:19):
they're always capable of playing well. You know, book sale
or the old place book sale is one of the
hardest places to visit when they're on and I think
they'll be a big strong teams plagugainst tonight. But you know,
when you've got something to play for like the Warriors did, now,
it gets a little bit more difficult because Yushu, you
want to win in every game you're play against, but
you're no longer uying for the top four spot, no

(33:42):
I know.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
And also they've scored about one hundred points in the
last two weeks as well. To see Eagles. What is
it about the NRL season where it seems there's always
a swings and roundabouts. You know, teams are on the
way up, there on the way down, and we can't
we seem to keep coming up against these teams who
are peaking at the right end of the season.

Speaker 9 (33:59):
Yeah, maybe just unluck else it's just it's just just
one of those things when I like, it's hard for
teams to be really consistent. What the pen Panthers were
able to do to win nine consecutive matches was crazy.
But you've seen them to rest a couple of players
the last round and brought more than a couple of
players because they're a little bit fatigued themselves. So it's

(34:19):
one of the best competitions in the world really a
great product to watch and follow, and that's why because
you just never know who's going to be able to win.
Then in the past there's always one or two teams
that will probably be able to win the competition, but
you'd say there'll be about three or four with a
realistic chance of winning this. So it's really interesting week

(34:39):
in week out for these final series.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Monty Bethan, in your opinion, who's the team that you
would rather see us playing next week?

Speaker 9 (34:47):
I think Panthers would rather play the Panthers, I do.
I just think there's the russ is a really formidable side.
You're looking at the team on paper, it's quite frightening
and scary. I just think you can go set for
setting against the Panther side. But you know is obviously
disagreeing with me, so I'd love to hear your thoughts

(35:08):
on that one night.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, no, I agree with you. I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I'd rather take the Panthers on than the Roosters as well.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I've been saying this.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, there's something about the Roosters. It's Mark no long
I need to ask here. It's just I don't know. OK, yeah,
but I mean, look, we don't get to decide that,
so all we can focus on me and the rest
of the plane group is just wanting this week.

Speaker 9 (35:29):
Mighty well you went and did a pre talk. We'll
get you on a plane.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
By the bad away mighty beat them. Thank you so
much for your time this morning. You can watch live
coverage on sky Sport one or sky Sport Now. That
game's on at eight o'clock tonight.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Jurry and Midnight The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (35:49):
Jerry and Midnight The Hodarchy Breakfasticky Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was moot and Aaron, the it guy
from Auckland just take the fam on a four month
ohe took.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Away the woman.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Today we're back to fifty dollars up for grabs, Jack
plus fifty dollars every day we don't have a winner.
And since Father's Day is on Sunday, what day is
Father's Day?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Today's nice of my topic is Father's David from Auckland
joins us on the line. Morning David, Morning, You've had
thirteen concussions.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
Something like that.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
That's a lot of concussions something.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I would have thought you would have lost count around
about six, not only because of the concussions, but also
just the amount of concussions.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Yeah, it's it's been an interesting life rugby.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Originally with rugby.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, yeah, because you sell printers for a job. Have
you ever been concust by a printer?

Speaker 11 (36:46):
They we been acussed by a printer?

Speaker 9 (36:47):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
And I believe you're allergic to beer, David.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
Yeah, unfortunately one beer sends me over the limit.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
You're going to anaphylectic shop.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Ah, the wheat.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
I think it's the hot um.

Speaker 12 (37:04):
It's a bit of a recent thing after the old
COVID jab but it possible, wasn't that?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay? Right? Well, you know this way this works, David.
You've got forty five seconds. We're going to ask you
five questions. You've just got to get three corrects, and
you can pass at any time. If you don't know
the answer, I would pass quite quickly. It gives you
more time to come through and we've boy screw it up.
Then you went. Sounds good for fifty dollars, how dock
you breakfast? Mastermind David which recently deceased father had three

(37:32):
children named Jack, Kelly and Amy Osborne correct and the
TV series Full House, Who is the father of DJ
Stephanie and Michelle Tanner, Danny Tanner correct, who had the
nineteen eighty seven hit father figure, who are the father
son duo that are playing and coaching at the Penrith Panthers,

(37:56):
who plays the father of the Bride in the nineteen
ninety one movie Father of the Bride, Marden. It's done it,
I mean Osbourne, Ozzy Osborne. Well, except that you're going
to do it anyways, David. Congratulations, you won fifty bucks.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Too easy, David. For those of you listening along at home,
the answers are who had their eighty seven hit father
figure George Michael and who had the father's son Joe
playing a coaching get the pen with Panthers, Ivan and
Nathan Clear.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
David did well considering you had thirteen concussions.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, and Sole Prentice. Yeah, the memory was good and
was allergic to be it.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yep, it was negatively affected by the COVID chap coming
up after eight o'clock. You were lame claims to fame.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Get them through now if you've sent one through last week.
But it never we never read it out. We never
got hold of you on the phone either. Feel free
to bang that through again this week because there were
so many we could only get to a small percentage
of them.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Jerry and Leni the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
We're talking lame claims to fame. It's Friday, Lame claim
to fame time. You can text us on three four
eight three with your lame claim to fame, or you
can give us a call on oh eight hundred, Hadak,
you would love to hear from you first.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
One straight off the bat. And I don't know if
he meant this is a lame claim to fame. But
Duncan here again, trying to get in the drawer for
three in a row, Ring Ring. Duncan's lame claim to
fame is his name was drawn as the winner of
the meat raffle, but it was actually not him that won.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
It was Mark.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
And then we gave it to Matt.

Speaker 12 (39:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
And then we're two Duncans as well, because it was
also Duncan pretending to be Chris Well.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Duncan was entered as Chris, Yes, Mark was entered as Duncan.
Duncan was drawn, and we gave it to Matt.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
We gave to Matt.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
This text here in twenty sixteen, I found out that
Billy Belden's son was going to my primary school.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, wow, that's powerful stuff. What about this one here?
I'm friends with the guy who was the first person
to shake Benji Marshall's hand after his first winners Tiger's coach.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Oh that's a good one friends with Yeah, obscure, I
like that.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Shall we go to Andy? Morning?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Andy?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Welcome to the show Morning here. What's your lame claim
to fame? Andy?

Speaker 11 (40:00):
Ah?

Speaker 12 (40:00):
This funny story. But I was flicking through the Christian
Collen book whenever it came out a few years back,
and I was looking at a photo and saw a
few of the boys and the photo Christian color, obviously
in the opposition. And then I noticed the league sticking
out of the corner of the photo with a white
boot on it. And I've got pretty skinny legs, so
I recognized that as myself. So without getting my face

(40:23):
and the puts in my lane claim to fame as
I'm in the Christian Collen book, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
What're your league? Of your boat's my boot?

Speaker 10 (40:31):
Yeah that's right, so I did on The boy's a
very fighter for me too.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
But no one else really knows frame that Andy I
reckon put that up in the hallway. That's beautiful.

Speaker 12 (40:39):
Yeah, day six, got anything for you?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Call I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Another lame claim to fame. I lived next door to
Blear Heartland when I was growing up.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Oh wow, that's b Hartland former New Zealand opening matsmn
ah right.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
For a brief moment, I'm thinking sort of nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
The mid nineties, around the time we were terrible and
could not want to tease me.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Yeah, lame claim to fame.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I was stepped in a game of touch by Quintupie,
turned and chased him down before he scored. Could still
beat parents. Year was twenty twelve. That's from Desert deser.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I don't even know if that's lame. If he turned
and chased down on all black, Yeah, he's still scored.
Lame claim to fame, and maybe we should ask him
about it. But we should remind me to ask Lane
about the last game of touch he ever played, because
there's a lame claim to fame in that. We'll get
to it when he comes in.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Now. This is dear to my heart because I grew
up with Crunchy the Clown when I was Young Crunchy
the clown. Crunchy the clown was always up at Melons,
which is a department store, always going around on his unicycle.
A little bit like Mesh in a lot of ways.
Crunchy the clown, he was the Mesh of the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Well he Mash used to call him his north Star,
didn't it.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, Crunchy, Crunchy the clown, and Crunchy was the biggest
crown in on in town. So there's a lane claim
to fame. Crunchy the clown lived on the corner of
my straight. Wow, what's Crunches crunch he is no longer
with us. Who's Craig Green, Great Green, former All Black winger?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Okay, my aunt and uncle used to.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Live across the road from Craig Green.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Wow, my maid almost My maid and I almost ran
out a petty wheeper and his son with a golf cart,
and we came around the corner too fast.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Jerry Edmond Night the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
This is a beauty. I sat in the same cubicle
as Sean Connery had just been in an a London
pub in nineteen eighty eight. I don't know, but that Moore,
old Seawan Connery's going around the world knowing that people
are remembering things like that.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, well, I wonder if this bloke sat there, Presumer's
a bloke saw him come out and go, here's my chance.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I'm going in there. I'm going in there. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
There's so many coming through, so thinking fast that it's
hard to keep track of them. I was in the
first North Harbor women's rugby team and we got beating
one hundred and four nil by Auckland, who was stacked
with blackfist.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Oh geez, there's another rugby one lane claim to fame.
Preseason game Monaco Rovers versus Helensville early nineties. Packed down
at open side flanker for Rovers and Frank Bunce packed
down opposite me to Helensville played against Frank Bunce in.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
The front row. I ran over Susan Prentices dog with
my Morrison ten speed buck into school in the eighties.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
See that's good, this is good.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I lived across the road from Jason Gunn and gave
him the idea to bring thingy onto the show. I
wonder how he gave him the idea. I wonder, look
what I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Maybe him and thinging with flatmates, and he was like,
you know that thingy guy is quite funny. You should
chuck him on the TV.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Well, because remember thing he started on after school with
Olie Olsen and came out of it was hatched off
a nig. So maybe he's like, man, have you seen
that thing thingy on after school? You should get him
on your show.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Maybe maybe I know Chris Ken's younger brother Karl. Well,
that is a lame claiming Pane.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
How about this one? I play AFL footy with Mesh.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's lame. That is lame.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I would to score with one of the insid's top surfers,
mas Quinn.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I was once briefly on What Now in nineteen ninety
eight and Chavaughn asked me and my brother what we
were having for dinner, and we gave different answers. Just quickly.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Lane claim to Fame. A radio show tried to rob
me during a quiz contest. They now have a justice
clause named after me. That's from Tony.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
It's not laming man, that's omri.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Happy Friday to you too. Im me, what's your Lane
claim to fame?

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Oh Cliff Curtis was filming River Queen a few years back,
and he came in and I tooked them a a
chieft there entire Oh beautiful.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Did you know did you note how much of the
semon meal came back to you? Was his plate clean
once he'd finished it was?

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Oh, it's a good feeling.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Did he make any remarks? Did he pass any anything
onto the chef?

Speaker 7 (44:54):
We got him to sign the docket, the order slip there,
But the funny thing was in my life. But yeah,
it cooks meal and he liked it.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Oh it's good to know.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Yeah, if it's good, if you're sitting back, compliments to
the chef.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Thanks for your call.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
My lame claim to fame is getting to be in
the Meridian ad with Jerry at the mone and Potty
power station back in twenty tens. Oh yeah, I almost
backed over David Vaine on his bike not long after
his release after a waking back before work.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Okay, there's a lot happening there.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
But to unpack there, I mad love to Jason Hoyt
last yesday, Matt.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Heath once read out my Valentine's story about my frog
and my flooded garage.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
That's Lindsey from Auckland.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I flashed my downstairs to the Leader of the Free world,
but Bill Clinton in the dark while doing security for
the ends it Army.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Jerry in the night the Hoarchy breakfast, his lame claims
to fameus still rolling in on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
We've just had a miraculous one. I filled up tow
and Nico's motorbiket that I'm going to a gas session
on the morning he lost his lead.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Oh okay, this one's interesting.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
My old personal trainer lived in Debbie door Day from
Burgundy's old house, and they still had her purple spa
bath in their bathroom, which I've seen, which I have seen,
which I have laid my eyes on you personally. Do
you remember Debbie Doorday from Burgundy's She learned large over
the nineties. It was an ad Burgundeses. It used to
be a place where you'd go for dinner and a

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show in Parnell and Auckland and Debbie door Day and
the Debbie doaor Day dancers a cabaret.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
Show and I think late nights.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
They used to obviously get some cheap spots on TV
and Z for their ad and They ran the same
ad for years and years with Debbie would wink at
the end of it.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
She learned large, I believe we got someone on the
line there. Good morning, Rob, what's your lame fame?

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Yeah? Fellas New Year's Eve.

Speaker 11 (46:51):
I was over there in Sydney New Year's Eve two
thousand and a couple of weeks before, me and my
mate True for Dell, respect, rest and peace. True the
dance floor in a little club off darling Hurst Road
and just having a quacky, chicky little joint in the corner.
I got a tap on the shoulder, passed it to
this dude.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
He's asking for a little toast.

Speaker 11 (47:11):
I passed it to him, past it back, gave him
the what's up?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Bro? And it was like pretty fit.

Speaker 11 (47:16):
I was like, fucking the hell he had these two
sweet smoke shows with them too, Blondie.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It's a good claim to fight. Oh really, it's really
really it had just one. It had just won the league.
I think with roosters. Wow, Jesus would have been on
top of the world. Thanks, Ul, appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
My mum used to deliver stuff to Steve Kearney. Someone
else sicks her and said, I once caught on fire
in two thousand and seven, at three years old, had
an article on stuff and was in the workade Her Times.
Wow thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Okay. Petry Weeper's cousin Cat worked on our farm when
I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Cliff Curtis crashed from Aunties Lounge, Rod Texian driving what
allegedly allegedly my nan is smack Jammie Joseph Spum for
smashing a window in a glasshouse.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I drink more big Bots than Andrew wore on crap though. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
And then there's a couple of tunnel buddies taxi in
as well, so I think that's probably as good at
times to park that. Are there any more you want
to get to this?

Speaker 6 (48:26):
No, I reckon. I've just seen a couple that we
can't read out.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
There's always a couple you can't read out there there is, yeah,
which maybe we'll talk about on the podcast later on.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Jerry andman Knight The Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Welcome to the studio. Acc here Gi Lane. Huge weekend
for sport obviously New Zealand and South Africa at Eden
Park tomorrow night. It's a big one.

Speaker 13 (48:47):
Oh yeah, that's a lot of nerves floating around code
heads around the country, particularly those are going to the game.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
But look, I've got a funny feeling that the crowd
is going to be fifty fifty.

Speaker 13 (49:00):
There is if you're living outside of Auckland, trust me,
there is tens of thousands of Safas living on the
north shore of Auckland.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Well that's your thing, you live on the north shore.
Oh yeah, and so you're amongst them.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
I know.

Speaker 13 (49:12):
I've personally started a bit of a war with them
live the Agenda podcast when I mock them for thinking
that they were on the high vault during schoolboy games.
So you're acutely aware of how many South Africa Oh yeah,
oh yeah, you go to East Coast Basis Silverdewe, you know,
and they know that.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I know that they know.

Speaker 13 (49:27):
And it's been awkward. It's and luckily Club Rugby is
over for the year for juniors so I can breathe again.
But it's all going to get reignited this Saturday and
Saturday afternoon at five nine nine New North Road Trail
Yard party.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Come along to that.

Speaker 13 (49:40):
But I I feel like the Saffkin fans are going
to bring the noise, They're going to bring the passions.
If they bring a voovizeller, I may I'm may end
up shoving out one of their asses. But I just
have a feeling that all black fans, Chevy fans are
so nervous right now that I feel like it's the
two eleven Rugby World Cup Final where we sat there

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on our hands, terrified for eighty minutes until we won
and then we celebrate that.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
That is the vibe. I've been talking to a few
people about this game, and a lot of people like geez,
I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
We need to flip this. We need to flip the script.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
We need to happen.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
We need to get Jason Head on the beers and
down there singing, Dave Dobbin at the front of the
stand or something to get everyone going.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
It's for rugby, though, You've got to say. And this
Rugby Championship this year has been a beauty. I mean
everybody's won a game, yep, yep, and everybody's lost a game.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Yeah, which is which is the first?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (50:30):
And Razzi Rasmus, he's obviously gone on some YouTube channel
with review heard that audio.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
It's like he's it's like a caricature.

Speaker 13 (50:36):
Of an ethnic guns talking like distance, talking about your
bracts and how much he wants he respects your bracs
and beer like it's the next level.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I love him.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Was this an interview with him?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Oh right, it's so good.

Speaker 13 (50:49):
I can't wait for Razzi Rasmus to say something outrageous
just hours before the kickoff.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh he's going to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'll tell you what I want to see out of
this game. I want to see the South Africans coming
out like they're on peak. Yes, and the first fifteen
minutes you.

Speaker 13 (51:00):
Will just go and come, just going, comes, tidying up everything,
clean the tape, cleaning the changing rooms, just.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Wide open eyes taking in way too much light, like
pulling a mobed a part on the side of the
road and then trying to put it back together, tiding
rearranging things, and then just powering forward. And then the
All Blacks absorbing it yep, and then a ding dong,
a little bit of ding dong, and then it's an
upfront battle and then the All Blacks coming through and

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winning in the end.

Speaker 13 (51:27):
Yeah, we need to rely on the comdown, don't we.
The second half come down where you know the Bill.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Blacks then just started a bit more clinical, they come
to their senses. They've cut a one meter square hole
out of the wall. Turns out there was no one
in it, I would have thought, and then they're like,
what are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
But meanwhile we're in it.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
So you want to see a game of two halves.
I want to see a game of two halves.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I'm just excited about a classic all black springbot ding
dong battle.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Are you thinking it as a ten men?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I love I love rugby.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
He grew up a team Eden party. So my hansch
I've gone.

Speaker 13 (52:00):
I've really sat on the fence on my hutch because
I can't for the life of me bit on certificate.
Even though it would be happiness insurance, I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
I just can't know.

Speaker 13 (52:09):
I've dug my whole and I'm going to stay in it.
So I've gone for either hooker first try scorer because
I think that the human centerpede, truck and trailer will
be the first try. Either team win by one to
seven and under fifteen and a half total match points.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Turgid tight torret.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Yeah, I think under fifteen and a half's a good
good call.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
That's paying twenty one dollars.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
Afford to score a try is a good call as well.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
So you got that's my hush, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I don't think that's a that's a horrible bit for
twenty one dollars. No, you could pick way wilder stuff totally.
The Warriors to win by one hundred and fifty one points.

Speaker 13 (52:44):
Oh yeah, well the Warriors their fate got sealed last night,
didn't it.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
No, it didn't because if they win by one hundred
and sorry, sorry, then we're still on the top four.

Speaker 13 (52:54):
While shown in the narrative of drinking toilet water and
even the commentators leaning into it.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
They's something in the water that's is so much better ship.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
But there's some people that were genuinely they're like, it's
got to see rees Bolsh focused on the rugby again,
on the rugby league, and it's like, mate, what he
did a joke on social media for God's sake, so
what for ten minutes? Yeah, well he did something else.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
You should be focusing on rugby league the whole time
during me what's he meant to do?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Think about defensive patents all the time? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Absolutely, Yeah, I loved that.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
He felt a couple of things I love about it.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
One is that the club felt like they had to
address it, and two that then he had to come
out when he was interviewed after the game. I don't
want kids out there drinking out of toilets, No exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I want to see it.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
I want to see copycat.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I want there are not going to be a whole
lot of kids drinking out of toilets because Reese Wolsh
did no way.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
And what do they say when there's an earthquake and
you got no water.

Speaker 13 (53:54):
Drink out of the drink out of the toilet, correct
they Yeah, they drink out of the system.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Maybe not a file.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
So the Seagules tonight are favorites.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Five G. That's blowing out it is.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I just quickly lamee. We're talking before about lame claims
to fame. Someone sent one in about the last game
of touch they played. They got stepped by Quinn Japia
turned around and chased them down. But it reminded me
of your last ever game of time. Oh my god,
ended a bit differently, didn't it.

Speaker 13 (54:24):
Yeah, look, this is the last game I ever played.
Would have been ten years ago, Victoria Park. We were
playing a lovely tongue and family like a father mother
and about four or five kids, few cousins, and I
got put in a gap, you.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Know, putting the gaps put away, put away.

Speaker 13 (54:42):
And I was coasting up the field because it was open,
open triline, and slowed down a bit and I heard something.
I looked around and it was the mum and she
was she was quite squat ship.

Speaker 9 (54:54):
She was quick and she was.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Mowing me down.

Speaker 13 (54:57):
And as I turned, I got a fright and this
is in the middle of summer, and I tripped. I
fell just before the try line, smacked my head into
the hard ground, knocked myself out.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
The ball popped out and I came.

Speaker 13 (55:13):
To and all I could hear was the laughing of
hyenas I e my teammates on the sideline laughing so
hard they were buckled over there to stop.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
The game for two minutes.

Speaker 13 (55:23):
I stood up off the field, I got my cart,
I drove home and I never played touch.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
And that was my last game at touch.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
And there's a tongue and mom out there whose lamee
plaanning to famers.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Lane even need to touch.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
He's becoming an acc head at Glane. And that is
the Hurdecke breakfast for Friday the fifth of September twenty
two five. The podcast is going to be out at
eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you get
your pods.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
See on Monday

Speaker 8 (55:54):
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