Spoken Word Interludes - The Radio Highlights July 16

today on the radio show, the fellas look to find The Four Pillars Of Spoken Word Interludes In Songs, and Matt has a new way to heat his house... 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Mon names Jeremy Wells and this is Matt. He so
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listening on the Matt and Jerry Radio Highlights podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I Heart Radio FM AM wherever you are. We welcome
all comers to the show.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Huge show this morning, Jeremy and Mashi Huge. Yeah, that's
right because it's Tuesday, and you know what Tuesday means.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Four Pilars day. Yeah, four pillars day for us, that's right.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
And today we're looking for the four pillars of songs
with spoken word segments. Yeah, we haven't done this. I
can't believe we haven't done this part. That's crucial, ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're gonna have to nail down the rules because I
think we're gonna I think we can allow samples because
you know what I mean, So we can allow us
a civil war and we can allow it to be
at the start.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh okay, okay, what we have here? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I mean, what do you guys think? Where's the failure
to communicate? That's that's something from Lucky Lucky Luke Lucky anyway,
cool hand Luke.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, Lucky Luke was the cartoon being a Lucky Luke. Yeah?
What about rapping inside of a normal song? No, okay,
it's not about rapping, okay, it's about talking. It's like
about in that ten c C song where that woman
appears and goes, what about.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
The end of that Pink Floyd song where someone's talking
about if you don't need your dinner, you don't get
your treats audio.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, that's a great area. That one spoken word. I
would say, that's just shouting. Yeah, but it's not singing.
We're gonna, We're gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
No oh no, maybe maybe it has to be. It
can't be at the start and end of the song
has to be.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, no, oh no, there's just.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
So the final of Euro twenty four took place just
twenty four hours ago, and if you didn't hear how
it played out, and have a listen to this.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Cookorea to what Staine oil fog trup squeet.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Spain Champions of Europe yet again, I'm the best team.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Wanted heartbreaking, but I actually knew that was going to
happen twenty four hours out had hour? Was that because
and I didn't text Meshy this because I knew it
would break his heart. But I did text Joe Juriet
when I saw this. It's footage of the Royal Guardsman
brass Band outside Buckingham Palace twenty four hours before the

(02:56):
game playing this.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, it's coming home and at that point I knew
England didn't have a chance. Oh no, okay, would they
just practice sing for the celebrations or no? It's such
a jolly version of that.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Why does it sound like the in credits to some
kind of sc from the late eighties?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean, yeah it does. I mean it's jaunty. It's
not good, but also the jauntiness is sort of tempting
the sporting gods, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You gotta be Yeah? So I text Joe Joy from
the a SEC about that, and he pulled his he
he was going to he changed his bet to Spain.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
He just pulled the a SEC pulled all support out
of England just because it was it was so clear
at that moment that England couldn't win. After the Royals
Guardsman's the Royal Guardsman brass Band that played that outside
Bucking and Balance.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, were they playing any other songs because I know
that they've got a few in their repertoire.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, they played Sweet Caroline just before kickoff.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
This is a celebration sign. Yeah, I can't play this
before a game.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
No, And then they played this, this is a game
before the game.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Ue.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
So the Royal Guardsmen have been the brass Band has
been rounded up, and they're facing trees and charges.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I thought you were going to say, well they will
be facing a firing squad. Yeah, and look, I think
we all think that's it's harsh, but it's the only
way you can. You know, you've got to make an
example of Jesus. Sound pretty tight though, the old Royal
Guardsman Brass Band. It's a shame that they have to

(04:40):
be put.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
To bed.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
The Matt and Jerry Show, Hey.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You got the news headlines up next, Jeremy and I
was thinking, I wonder how long it'll be before we
have the first news headlines on the Mountain Jerry Show
that don't mention the Trump shooting. Okay, that's that's how
you know that it's a big story. Is how long?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I remember when during those horrific COVID times, when we
finally got at the end, it was the first headlines
that didn't have a COVID story in it.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
We hit a celebration. Man. We were doing three headlines
in those days. Yeah, COVID headlines. Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
And I remember September eleven as well. It took a
long time before September eleven headlines made their way out
of the headlines.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I wonder how long the Titanic was in the headlines
back in the day Titanic went down.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Did you say the Titanic or Titanic? I said Titanic.
You said the Titanic's not that Titanic. Titanic. You said Titanic.
It's just Titanic. It's like the Olympia.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Cherry that Wells and.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
The Parcastic.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
From six until nine that in Cherish that he Jeremy
Wells The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Six thirty on The Cheery Show.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Time for the latest news headlines. The Republican National Commute
beginning in the United States. Donald Trump is expected to
pick his running mate today.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, I wonder who that's going to be. It's going
to be a huge thing, very interesting to see what.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Tone Trump brings out in his speech, in his social
media and a couple of interviews he's done. He's been
very magnanimous. He's been a very different Trump.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
And can you imagine him coming back as a different
Trump because he's, you know, had a life death experience.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, and he comes back and he's all a bit.
He'd be smart if he did that.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
If he came back and he was all unity and
a dignified statesman, then boy, he would absolutely.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
If he hasn't already secured the election, he could secure it,
and then he's capable of that. I don't know, We'll see.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I don't know. I don't know. The other thing is
that he's not he's not speaking today Donald Trump, is
he because it goes on for quite a few days.
So if he announces it and then I think he
he's not doing a speech yet, he's not accepting the
nomination today.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, it's weird sometimes at the convention a couple of
years ago. He last time, he didn't speak, but his
shadow came across the back of the stage, remember that.
And he made it just a brief appearance, you know,
because everyone's there waiting for him. But you can't have
pearl jam playing first at the concert. No, no, before
the support. It's a big moment at the end.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I've been to Republican National Convention in Minnesota a few
years ago when McCain was nominated. Yeah, and it's something else.
That is the most amazing stage spectacular you've ever seen.
And it's organized to the second. It's brilliant, it's absolutely.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's funny how it's evolved over the years because you
see the conventions from back when they first started doing
the conventions, it's just some people sitting around some trestle tables,
and then just now it's more of a showcase your
party rather than it used to be an admin thing
where you you know, where you make sure that this
is your candidate and you do all the paperwork.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Now it's a piece of theater. Now. Young vapors are
struggling with cravings that are disrupting their school and work,
and I tag a UNI study found that the habit
do noted their thoughts throughout the day and they'd become
angry and moody without it.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay, wow, well done, I take a university study stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Authorities claim that they had fewer security problems and crimes
to deal with than expect it from the European Football Championships.
There were one hundred and seventy addrests and three hundred
and twenty temporary detentions during the event.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yes, so do you reckon England winning or losing has
more chance of problems?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
England winning more problems? I think so too. Final Yeah,
because you had a bunch of deflated dudes walking out.
But I think that English fans can rarely cause trouble
in their party. Oh yeah, absolutely. Scenes in Spain were
pretty amazing. I love to set a flare on fire
in the street. I love that. Don't you see less
of that.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
In the UK than that?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
And Jerry Show Time four, The wonderful world of the
premature English fan who got a Euro twenty twenty four
winners tattoo. Oh no, there's always one, isn't there And
supporter who was so confident of his team's success he
had England Euro twenty twenty four winners tattooed on his

(09:07):
leg ahead of the final that England lost to Spain
two one.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, right, a bit of a bit jinxy bit jinxy,
but like the Royal guardsman.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Really yeah. So the artist who carried out this guy's tattoos,
a guy's called Dan Thomas. The artists who carried out
the new tattoo said he had to triple check apparently
before he put the needle into his skin, as you
would before the game.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Twenty nine year old mister Thomas from Swindon said, I'm
pretty confident I think it will happen. I wouldn't have
got it done if I didn't think it were happen.
I thought England would get far. So it's come as
no shot they're going to win, so you may as
well get it before the qu star.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Really are they going to be cues?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
So there's points saying that if England would have win
the euro before yesterday, that all of we'll be lining
up to get tattooed. So what he was saying is
he was jumping the queue because he knew that, yeah,
they were gonna win it.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Okay, that's fraught, I mean, that is fraught because you
have jumped the queue. But there's a reason why there's
no queue before the win because it hasn't happened exactly. Yeah,
so's a he's a data consultant, right, Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
He was so convinced about the result he decided to
live stream the tattoo produces on TikTok. More than forty
two thousand people watched him go under the needle at
Rain Barber's and Tattoos parlor on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
The process took two and a half hours.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
The Tatar parlot owner Jack Wilkinson admitted he did not
think mister Thomas would go through with.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
It, and kell Reneido actually touched the skin.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
So what happens now for mister Thomas. Does he leave
this on? Do you think does he get it removed?
Does he kind of scribble out the date and hope
that maybe England winter trophy in the future.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I mean that's the best. That's interesting because that the
Tattoos has said to them that he's not allowed to
change it and cover it up for at least a year.
So when the Tattoos was starting, he goes, mate, this
is the rule. Once you get a tattoo, you go
to have it for at least a year.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Fair Play to him, said the tattooist, for being so
confident in his team.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Well, really, fair play to him for being confident. Why
why is that good?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
The only reason he's saying fear played the tatoo artist
is because he's got some skin in the game. He's
getting a couple of hundred bucks for this. It does
work for the tatoo artists.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. Well the is that a Jenx? Yes,
it is kind of a Jenx thing. Oh really, would
you say as much of a Jenks as as the
old band, the old Royal Guardsmen Guardsmen playing the Royal
Guardsman playing It's.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Coming Home in the front of Buckingham Palace of twenty.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Four hours for the game. I mean, it's nothing in
that realm.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I mean, as we were saying before, these guys are
facing charges the Reyal Guards when they're going to be
probably put up in front of a firing line and
shot for it. I don't think this guy deserves that.
But it adds it taunts the gods.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, twarnts.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
The gods don't taunt the gods, don't taunt the guards.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
And the tattoo. Definitely prettymature tattoo. That's very taunting.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Don't taunt the guards.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
The Matte and Jerry show.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
As much as you want, You can't.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
You can. He's rented as much to go down there
as much as you want. You don't need to buy
a five minute dollar house. You don't and Central Tag.
You can hardly be going down there at all. You
just end up on turns out of not inror, turns
out of carrying up after seven o'clock. Stop Jerry.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
He's a real insight. He is the rest of New
Zealand's had an insight now to what it's like discussing
the accommodation of Aerotown. He's a couple of elite New Zealanders.
You boys were discussing, how you know, Matt you stayed
down there in front of the nice place, and you
were talking about you could live in Aratown but you
couldn't live an Arrowtown. And Jerry you were talking about
how you got to get a nice house down the Arrowtown.
And then all the MIC's are on and now we've

(12:53):
caught talking about lovely benches and Aerotown. Here you go,
fellers that.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Sold the earth.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Look at class. I don't quit want a South cheese
roll in my mouth? Mate? Yeah, I think I lead
us about me? What hold on, what are you talking about?
You've just been on a wine, a wine and cheese
to on an e bike down then arrow down for
the week. Mate. It's not knobbing with the hoy pal.
It's not easy. He was hopnobbing with.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Don't tell me you're hob nobbing.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's not easy.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Just the relentless wine and cheese hangovers for a week,
then just every day another vineyard. Jesus, aren't you off
the chee? You're off the dairy as the dairy after that? Right,
I'm off all dairy after so much cheese.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
How many days have you been off the dairy? One? Yesterday? Okay,
yesterday's day one.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's been the weekend completely blocked up?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Do you call it day one?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
All days?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yesterday? Day zero? It's ground zero. This is my ground zero.
I don't know how are you going to go at
about eight fifty today anyway, coming after seven o'clock, we're
going to be getting stuck into the four pillars of
some is was spoken word in them? Yeah? This is huge.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
An example of it would be well le's let's not
get into the weeds of the what it actually is
just yet. We'll do that after seven, because it's gonna
be a little bit of description.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Of what it actually is and what it isn't. Yeah, yeah,
all right, bunch, Cobby, it's gonna be dangerous. Three four
eight three is the number to tax them in on
or we can give us a call eight hundred headache. All.
The other thing is you can go on to your
iHeart radio app and there's a little microphone icon and
you compress that and send us a voice message. We
love the old voice message. This is the Matten Jerry
Show radio heading.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
It's Matt and Jerry Hock the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
It's Matt and Jill me on ready, Hucky, It's Matt
and Jill me Keith and Wells ding Jully.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
All right now company, this morning on the mat In
Jerry Show, Tuesday, the sixteenth of July twenty twenty four,
which means, Matt that we are halfway through winter. Whoa
and the first proper fog of the year by the
looks of it outside.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Well, lucky, I started working on my bikini body yesterday,
did you Yeah? I started working hard on the bikini bod,
working on my butt, and then I'm working all the
way out from there.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
And the way that you're going to get a bikini
body is by not eating cheese and not drinking a
tiny bit of milk and new coffee. That's right.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, get the beginning boy going. I'm also going to
the gym every day. Just pumpington, mate, Okay, pumping ton
was it's pumpington yep. Pumping tin leg press le press
is enough to get a good ass in the bikini.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
He knows.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Some squats done a few squats on the milfbtner on
the milfburner, yep. And a half an hour on the
milfburner last night. The elliptical.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
How boring is the elliptical? You find it? Do you
find it boring? I find it humiliating. It's pretty embarrassing.
It was an embarrassing that. That's pretty much either if you've.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Done the steer Master at the gym before, that awful
machine that just rotates around like these three stairs that
you just keep climbing, and these people do that thinking
that's some kind of Chinese torture, and people do it.

Speaker 8 (16:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, it's like it's like awful. Yeah, what about just
some steers.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
That's a good point. Actually, there's a lot of stairs
out there that you could use. The steer Master is
a really popular way for people to burn calories. And
I don't understand why on earth you'd want to stand
on a machine that just takes you up some steers
for a couple.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Of hours, like Syphus pushing the rock up for all
of ittnity.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
You're walking up stairs, but you're never going to get
to the Oh no, it's like the guy on the
cover of my Book of Life is punishing.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I can't do it. I can't. But what about this
some people that are also walking sideways up and then?
Oh yeah, Although I think walking up stairs does really
if you want to focus on the butt, I think
walking up stairs really get in there with the butt. Yeah,
I want to have a big old boonie.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
I don't question that it does anything. It's just a
punishment that I can't even imagine why you'd want.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
To do this yourself.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
The Mat and Jerry Show, So.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
This morning we're looking for the four pillars of songs
with spoken word interludes in them. This is what we
do every Tuesday, we look for the four pillars of something.
In the past we have found in fact, oh, look,
about two years ago we found the four pillars of
toasties cheese, cheese, and onion, cheese and spaghetti, cheese and ham.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Well, I find that that's very disappointing that one. Also,
I find it triggering because I'm off the dairy, I'm
off the cheese.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
All right, be hopeless for you, wouldn't it.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
You shout out of luck if you're after toasty over
the next couple of weeks, mate, because you cannot have
one of the four pillars of toasties. I forget sometimes
the four pillows we do here on the Military show,
and every and again they pop up in the archives
like this, and I think, oh.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
We do some good work. And I mean that that's
great work.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
So we spent a whole show, three hours finding the
four pillars of toasties, and they were cheese, cheese, and
hangon cheese and speededy cheese and ham. On the twenty
eighth of the second twenty twenty three, we looked for
the four pillars of condiments and they were tea, sauce. Oh,
this made me angry, salt, pepper, and mustard.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's good, that's rubbish. That's exactly what they should that is,
that is right up the guts. Salt salt still a copper?
I remember Marto sauce and mustard. Is it really a condiment?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Salt pepper? Like, I know, we're not talking about that now.
We're looking for the four polos and spoken word interludes.
But is that really a condiments?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Just at the start of this year we found the
four Pillars are going back to school horrific traffic between
eight fifteen and nine am, discovering disgusting rotten lunches in
your kid's bag. From the end of last year, Juri Seal, Yeah,
feeling of intense relief. The little bastards are finally out
of the house.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
All right.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
But this this day, the sixteenth of July twenty twenty four,
we're looking for the four Pillars of songs with spoken
word interludes, points off for samples. We're not gonna get
stuck in the weeds, but points off for samples and
points off as if it's not a member of the
band doing the voice. Okay, so if you're coming through here.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
I know when to go out.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh great, I where to stay in do you that
things done? Do you need to do that? But at
the beginning, it's so good. It again, I know when
to go out. Yeah, it's so smug.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Do you know when to go up?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Do you think it was a joke? Get things done?
Do you think he was like, you know, having a
bit of a joke in the studio. I know when
to go out. I know we understand that. Get things done.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
That's one here, fellas. This is a bit of a
in the middle of the Michael Jackson shows.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
So good.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
So this was Vincent Price, the great British actor.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
They got on to do this. It's not Michael points off,
the points off, points off. Great sign though, however, it
does go on for a little bit too late getting
and also there's some there's some bits in it that
don't rhyme, so points off for not rhyming some of
the lines quite as well as the could you please
let it breathe, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Miss it's great, that's one.

Speaker 9 (20:07):
Bring it home, give him a taste of KeyWe into
platonic relationships reminiscent of my man Mike Plato.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Michael Morascy famous voiceover artist. You remember him from the
telecom voiceover where he said, please hold the line. That
was harm when you'd grow up, like any time, whenever
you'd go onto anybody's voice message, yeah, it would say
blah blah, this is the this is the phone of
blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Please hold the line. And they were like, we need
that voice. And they got on for having to bundans
of pro mers and remnism of my man Mike Plato, having.

Speaker 9 (20:38):
An abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man Mike Plato.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Great spoken word and Tulou. This one's fantastic and I
love it. It's hot, it's sexy. It's from ten C C.
I'm not in love? Do you got that?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Hot and sexy? Okay, it's true.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
People always don't cry, Okay, ten s all right?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Kevin coming in three four eight, three eight hundred, Hodaki.
We will nail down the four pillars of spoken word,
interludes and songs.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
By nine The Matting Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Does that song one of the four pillars? There? Could
that be a four pillo of spoken word? I mean
there's a bit of smoker.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Matt epic No more pigeon rapping, doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's rapping. It's rapping, okay, so you can't have rapping. No,
this is not rapping. This is not rapping.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
This is spoken word interludes where it's a singing song
that at some point goes into clear speech. It can't
even be too rhythmic, you know what I mean? So
this here, yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Do it for you. No, it's got the loose bass
string as well. It's got it all happening that song,
wasn't it all right? Okay, so let's have look some
come to you and it's happy as well. Great spoken

(22:10):
word interlude featuring a kid as well. That's about spooky
is it's I don't know where we can allow this?

Speaker 4 (22:17):
And in the hush little baby stuff, I don't know
if that's OK.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
It's just gotta it's for me. It just feels a
little bit like a word that's quite a long word
that starts with P and ends an E.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Well, do you know it's Bob Rock's son, the the
producer of the album of the Black album was it
was it Asia? No Bob Rock's son. So I'm not
Asia not Asia Rock? What Asia Rock?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Remember?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Asia Rock loomed large over the gossip Columns of New
Zealand a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
She's around. She run, yeah, she saw around? Is she yeah?
Still around? She spread like a rule se from oh
this is this is surely it's gotta be considered one
of the pillars brought the blue sky from U two
see points off for sounding constipated and also incredibly potentious.

(23:05):
Something quite wounding.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
Here we go across the monads, some cur and sleep.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
This is like a bit of this is like a
little bit of poetry in the middle. That's counting.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Soon the man beds into sex.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
So generally, these are really moments where you can if
you're listening to the song on a radio, it's a
kind of song that you can flick channel on very quickly.
That's is that the idea of it. It's just an
opportunity to flick around while the song sort of just
treads water. Is that is that the point of them?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Well, offspring have been repeat offenders of a very small
amount of spoken word that you wouldn't have time to
change channel on them.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Of course there's this here, come out and play.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
You got to keep them separated.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Are we allowing that?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I don't think we're allowing that as a spoken word interlude,
because I don't say I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I don't talk like this, you know.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, this is keeping there's a melody in there isn't
there somewhere?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
And I think to be a proper spoken word, it
has to be spoken word like you know, have to
go down.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
You know, I don't want to go out, you know. Yeah,
I agree, got to stay it, get things done, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
To keep them separated, You gotta keep them separated.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Maybe that's sort of a defenders, aren't they? Yeah, because
it was pretty pretty fly for a white guy as well.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
Yeah, I mean, come on, and I'll a girly say
I'm pretty fly for a white.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Everyone. Okay with that of pretty Fury three, can we
just run a sub pole as well? If anyone even
wants to continue to hear Offspring, Well, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
One person will not be banned ever from the Hoche playlist,
And that's the great Prince to a ticket.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
You are always my mind. I mean this, this is
wherever you may go.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
It's just a nice thickse that men's got pipes.

Speaker 11 (25:17):
Love.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, this is this is not like a stand up
bestion of spoken m Another song always your heart.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Yeah, here we go, here we go, speaking for you,
speaking price still we take it. Here we go, Here
we go, everybody, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Two boys Botes coming in three, four, eight, three or
eight hundred. You can also play talk about focus on
ther iHeart Radio app tangles up and down.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
My spine and that chorus may Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Two Jerry Sharp Radio. How do you keep time? For
the latest news headlines? Donald Trump has name Senator ja
d Varannce of Ohio as his vice presidential running mate.
He made the announcement on a social media platform truth
a short time ago. Well, there you go.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Donald Trump's in the headlines. Because I was saying before
the break, how long will Donald Trump remain in the
headlines after the shooting. That's not about the shooting, but
he is in the headlines. So Jdi Varance. He's only
thirty nine, so they're probably thinking about who's gonna continue this.
Trump can only do another four years if he gets in.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
So you've got this guy.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
So for someone that doesn't know, like myself, it doesn't
know anything about this this bloke, Jeddy Varance, tell me
about him? Who is he?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
He's from?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
He's a junior United States senator from Ohio. Okay, battleground
state member the Republican Party.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, smart from Trump.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
He became famous from his memoir called Hillbilly Eulogy.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
So now he's he was in the Marines. Yeah, so
he's in the Marines. Yet he's got a degree in
philosophy from that university. Just rocked off my head. He's
rocking a beard. He's got a mass beard. He's into
appellation values.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's his name. It isn't into appellation values. Domestic flights
in and out of Aukland. The airport here we goffected
by fog.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Okay, so that's two for two with their predictions.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
His fiery services are also delayed. Can fiery is not
a brandon fog because you can't see anything. I'm quite
dangerous actually in fog boats far off the fog. We
got a fog. If you're not going to use it.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Well you just can't just fart along. And really it's
really thick fog. It's hey, is this is it really
a pea soup? Fog is a saying hey, yep, that's
the same pea soup's bright green.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I've never heard it before until you said it before
before they break earlier. Pea soup, fog pea soup, trying
to stay away from pea soup, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I had a great peace soup. I love peace.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Oh my god, we don't have a peace soup the
other day at the let me guess, at the Kodoo. No,
it wasn't they do a good soup there. Yeah, but
they normally have three ingredients in the soup. But pee
ham so I got a peace soup. I can't remember
it was.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I got a peace soup at this restaurant. Everyone laughs
at me.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Pea soup, you mup it it comes out, it's green,
and everyone's still laughing at me. More going your absolute helmet.
You've ordered incorrectly here. And then when the sun that
goes down, they all come around with their bits of
bread and dipping it into my bloody peace soup.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I hope you tell them to pass off. I get
your bread out of my pea soup.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Tell you what a good peace soup is? A salty,
green little treat.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I like pea soup one.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Whereas where I had it, Oh yeah, do you go,
pea and ham soup.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
It was pean and ham soup.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, all right, so it doesn't really work as an
analogy for or a metaphor for analogy. No, for fog,
because fog is not bright green enough bits of hand
floating around it.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
But Ruder has just put in a description here, pea
soup fog is a very thick and often yellowish greenish
blackish fog caused by air pollution particles and the paulsonous
gas sulfur dioxide. So incorrectly described this as a peace
soup fog. This is just low cloud. This is just
classic fog out there. It's just free, thick Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
So two from Tuso fast. So we had your we
had your new story about Trump. Yeah, we had your
news story because I obviously predicted that the third story
was going to be about Chinese swimmers. So let's if
you get this swimmers like sperm, no, no, no to
do with I think probably the Olympic Games and that
kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay, let's see. Let's see all right, the first story
today and a report has confirmed Chinese swimmers comparing at
the Paris Olympics will have been drug tested at least
eight times between the start of the year and the
game's opening ceremony. Okay, okay, all right, is it from China?
Does that come out of China?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Or what I mean?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Also? Is that going to make the headlines? They seemed
to be protesting too much too early on? All right, okay,
then I like Penis Soup says this texture on three
for it three. It's a great text. I'd probably left
that one of the tax machines.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Jerry, all right, we're go the Mate and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
You look different? Yeah, I am, you look different. You
know what I love.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I love the dairy industry and I love the products
that they make. And I'm willing to admit it. I've
got a cheese addiction. Yeah, I've seen this cheese addiction.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I've seen you. I've seen you in full effect because
I've set at tables before where cheeseboards have come out. Yeah,
and you're like a pegget of trough. That's terrible. I
can't stop. But some people put a certain amount of
cheese on their cracker. Yeah, and you put so much
on that it's just it's more cheese than cracker. It's
a disaster.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
And then you get me near a spag bowl and
I'm just grating and grating and grating and grating and grating.
And before I start grading, I'll slice off a bit
of cheese, eat it and grate something. And I'm just
I'm going to the fridge just to get cheese out.
I'm fricking addicted. And I think because I just thought
cheese was sweet ass and it didn't make you blow
out like a blown But apparently there's quite a.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Few calories and cheese has been it really. Yeah, so
amaze You've worked through your whole life not knowing that
cheese is going to make you blow out. Yeah. I
thought I thought it was like sort of just sweet airs.
So why why why?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
What is the problem? Like, I mean, if you love something,
you just keep enjoying it. You know you can have
it in moderation, you can take it.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
He's blown out, blown out? Okay, So because you're you're
not being going to the gym all year. But I've
been dirty bulking.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
You say you've been pumping turn Yeah, yes.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I've had a dirty bulking. So the idea is that
you bulk up a lot of fat and then you
keep going to the gym, right and then and then
then you strip the fat off and then there's just
a rock and bode underneath it.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So I mean you start yourself, you put on some
faked hand and then you put on a little g
string and go and pose in front of a crowd.
Is that what you're doing?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
You know it works?

Speaker 4 (31:44):
So is that what's going on here? Is that now
you so you have stripped cheese. Is that the only
problem that you've got. You think it's going to eliminate
all the fat on your body to expose that rock
and boind you've got underneath it.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I'm off the cheese, and I just want to to
my brothers in the dairy industry.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I'm still biling. There's still a lot cheese coming to
my asse. There's two one kg blocks sitting in the fridge.
You got kem and beer. We've got the whole thing going.
When you to yourself, well that's for the kids. Oh okay, okay,
I can't. I can't take them off cheese.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
In fact, last night my son just he knew I
was off cheese, and he made himself a little spared
well and there was just cheese everywhere all over the board.
It was grated so much of it. He made a
cheese sauce.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
It was.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
It was really timid. Well, where do you sit with
cheese that's going to potentially that's a that's on a board,
that's been grated, that's surplus to requirements, and you sit
on putting that down your gate.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
On the part in the past, that'd be right down
my gate. I'd be so excited, and then I'd get
get I'll get the cheese fever, and then I'd be
getting the block back out of the fridge and just
cutting bits off, and then I'd be unwrapping the little
plastic cheeses and I'll be eating them.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
And the cheese tales. Yeah. And then if I was to.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Offer you some tasty cheese by the block, how would
you ask for it? Would you prefer to be grated?
Would you prefer cheese cubes? Would you prefer just slice
a slice? You want it sliced and you can just
eat it?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Like a.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Question, why does grated cheese taste different?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
It's a great question.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
It tastes so much better in my opinion, grated and
then bunched together for some.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Reason, maybe more surface area hitting your tongue.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Irated, Yeah, you eat it straight from the block, Yeah,
I d it straight from the block.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I see in so much trouble when I was a
kid because I just got into the fridge and to
just bite it and there'll just be teeth marks on it.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Me.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I've had a cheese problem my whole life anyway, So
I think people out there will be happy to know
I'm off the cheese, giving it up completely. It's been
one day.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Is there going to be any Is there like a
situation in the future that you think maybe I'll go
back to cheese one day or is this it forever?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's a good question. Are you going to end up
at alcoholics anonymous? Because there's obviously there's drug add acts,
there's alcoholics, and there's cheese addicts. And you say, I'm
Matt Heath and I've got a problem with cheese.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
You laugh, Jerry, But cheese is one of the most
addictive substances in the world. Look here, the first thing
you put is cheese. It says, is cheese a drug?
The cassa morphines and cheese interact with the same receptors
in our brain as heroin and some other drugs.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
All right, I don'tble if you didn't know that, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
You didn't know that idiot, So I'm off the cheek.
All right, Well, then help us through withdrawals. All right,
it's going to be an absolute nightmare. So thanks all
the text messages coming through support.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
All Right, the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, after eight o'clock we'll get stuck back into the
four pillars of songs worth musical well spoken word interludes
in them.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, Like We've got a text before saying really having
a go at us saying that I was a muppet
because what we were talking about is not interludes because
it has to be in the song, you know what
I mean. So I think we're being a bit gentle
because we're saying songs with the spoken word interlude. But
we're playing some at the start, some at the end.
It's just some spoken word in a song, preferably not samples,
and preferably done by the artist a gate.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
That's where we are.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
We can't be too pedandic about I'd love to be pretending,
but this one I'm not going to be too batandic.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Well. The problem is you started off by saying that
you had such a wide on for modern love and
as a result, I mean, would you call that an interde,
that's the beginning of the song.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, this person says, you muppet Bowie's out as a
prelude to a song into meaning.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Med you helmets into between, you made the roll stick
to them? What sort of wordsmiths? Heat?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
What an absolute loser, a published author and he doesn't
even know what words mean. Okay, so are we a
whole he says, we're discounting that.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
No, no, no, that is what I'm saying, just because
this is at the start of the song, prelude, outro, interlude,
probably interlude. Just we're allowing spoken because we can't rule
this out. This is a great spoken little.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Bit in the song.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, so points off for the fact that's at the
beginning of the song.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, there are points off that points off for samples
like at the start of Civil War by Guns and Roses,
And this points off if it's prelude or an outro.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
You know that's here. What we've got here is failure milk.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Not points off for the fact that he sounds Yeah,
well it's a sample from the movie cool Hand, Luke.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
You can get what we had here last week, which, unfortunately,
use your illusion. Guns and Roses went a load or
until the spoken word untolude heavy. Yes, of course he's
getting the ring as well. That would be fine getting
the ring.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
When he hansles out people from Kerrang magazine that remembered.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
From spin is he just passed off?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Because anyway, all right's so punishing.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
What about this one here, Fellas? This is one that
I hear quite a lot because I'm a bit of
a meatloaf fan. This is at the beginning of as
it took the words right out of my mouth.

Speaker 11 (36:31):
I think in a hot summer night, would you offer
your throat to the wolf with the red rose.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Will me his mouth? Yes?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
What so that's Jim Steinman who wrote Yes meat love songs.
He's doing the male voice.

Speaker 10 (36:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Will he offer me his hunger again?

Speaker 11 (36:54):
Will he offer me his hunger?

Speaker 6 (36:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yes? As second time? About the hangout, pretty weak, it's
got a pretty weak gig at the end of this. Yes,
I guess we're not right, s Diamond.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
What you off your throat to the wolf with the
red roses?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I bet you say that. All the boy show, no
great show, great, still out, well out. It's clearly not
an intelope, but well out. All right, Okay, you're right.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
The Mat Jerry Show, Jey Roy You six.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Sing It Rode Down Tuesday. The sext time is July
twenty twenty four nights to have your company This morning.
My name's Jeremy Wells and this is mad Heath and
the Special.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Welcome to those listening on the iHeartRadio and the podcast
Highlights podcasts. It'll be out later in the day, so
they'll be listener in the future. And wonder will have
happened in the world by the time people.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Listen to this. Tell you what will have happened. There
would have been some flights that would have been delayed
because of the fog. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Ohso what will have happened is we will have announced
the four Pillars of songs with spoken word interludes, including
preludes and outroits. Ah it points off for samples. These
guys have been ruled out because they're spoken word. But
it's got to keep them separated.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Too short, and can we also rule them out for
being too embarrassing. You gotta keep them separated. Yes, this
one doesn't have any spoken word in it.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
It's quite a serious little number.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
This one hasn't it. We'll get stuck in with the
four Pillars up next.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Three four eight three and Matt and Jerry Show this morning.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
We're looking for the four pillars of songs with spoken
word in them. You of for it for oh eight hundred.
We can send us a talkback message via the talkback
function on your iHeartRadio app. Yeah, and look, it's going
better than what happened on the twenty eighth of the seventh,
twenty twenty two, when we found the four pillars of
toasties cheese, cheese and onion, cheese and spaghetti, cheese and han.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
What have you got?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
What problem have you got with that? I mean, firstly,
it's voted for by our listeners and that's what they decided. Cheese, cheese, onion, cheese,
and spaghetti, cheese and ham. Those are to me, those
are the four pillars of toasties.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, I know, but when those are the four pillars,
it makes you question why you did toasties as a
topic for the four pillows, doesn't it. Anyway, we'll put
that behind us because it is two years from that date.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah. Condiments. The four pillars of conniments are tomatoes, saw salt, pepper,
and mustard. We've got a text earlier on when we
said that, and they said, if you say that again,
I've got PTSD over that particular day. We can't go
back there.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, but today this one is untouchable. The four pillars
of songs with spoken word traps.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
We have done it before. I can't believe it. I
can't believe it. Wad I'm here for you. Oh, here
we go Text three for three of the talkback your
heart Ready into the road boyster men. Baby, I knew
about it. I just didn't care. You just don't understand
how much I love you. Do you? Yeah, I'm here
for you. I'm not able to go you just like you.

(40:41):
That's all right, I love you anyway. Okay, you seem
to be seeing on the top of Songkay? Can we
actually we played it before, but can we bring up
Prince to Teka again? Here?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Just just quickly mash it, because this is how you
actually do that kind of spoken with it.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
That's how you're doing wherever you made good Yeah, well
to boys to men. Firstly, if you're going to be
doing the spoken word, you do it clean. You don't
have someone singing out of the top of spoken word.
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Take two, I love for you have we got time
to wait for Prince Tutia to hit the chorus.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
We've got to hit the chorus. Yet you can't play
the spoken word without the chorus after this, because this
is so important. This is going to turn it up
in your cars.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Everyone, you're about to get tingles up and down your sponge.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
One of the greatest choruses of all time. Here come
to that built sound? How it goes?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Was it at the All Blacks on Saturday night having
a choir sing the nationally? Yeah, it sounded incredible, so
much better instead of one wounded coming out and nervously
warbling through it, bring the whole choir out. It sounds incredible.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, does sound good. And then at some stage we've
got to find the four pillars of spoken word into
choir choruses, and that one there, it's a show it.
How did that song not not make it into the
four pilas of songs with choirs in the matter? Cock up?
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
On standard chance.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Squeezer. It's silly hells. I've never really thought about this
and spoken, but I suppose it is.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Yeah, No, I don't, that's not but yeah, all right,
what about this one from pon Jovi boys, what's the fun.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I've got a problem with this.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
It's too far back in the mix.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I've got a problem with this. If you're going to
have it in there, turn it up, gone bon Jovi.

Speaker 9 (42:34):
What's the farns?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
What's even been said here?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
You didn't need to you didn't need the spoken move.
I mean it's a great song. We're we gonna pray
it that it didn't need it.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
What's I even saying?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Once upon a time not so long ago?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Oh that makes sense though, turn it up over your muppets, because.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
That would be quite a good addition to the song.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Once upon a time it was so long ago.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Johnny used to go, yeah, it make it more of
a story.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Oh yeah, you're not getting the Jerry. I'll switch on mate.
What about this one here? Then?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I don't speech from JK Yeah, you're just taking a
speech in JFKA and playing it over that. I'm not
a Kennedy. Yeah, I don't know. If this is not
spoken word inside of a song, it's not original. This
is a sample. Yeah, I don't think we can don't
think we can count that one from Lang? When do
we have to lock get out of there? Lang? With that,
it's just a sample out lang we lock them at fortnite?

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Is that when we have locked them by? Because I
don't think I'm gonna be able to do that today.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
You don't have time. There's so many there's just so
many coming through.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
What have you got on?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
No, No, I'm not going anywhere. I'm still here tonight.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I'm just saying that it's going to be tough for
lock of them before nine because there's so many coming through.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Well three for three or to talk about function on
your radio app, someone's suggesting.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Stroke by will work out whether or not this will
be allowed.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
At a moment the Mat and Jerry Show, there's.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Some hot debating going on here in the studio, and
we're looking for the four pillars of spoken word inside
of the sound.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
We've turned against each other because I think songs that
are every verse is spoken word doesn't count as a
song with spoken a spoken word bitter it well, like
the streets for example, like hip hop, yeah yeah, Well,
rapping is a totally different thing as well, because it's
rhythmic speaking.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
It's not just speaking. Okay, alright, But like for example
here that we've got stroken like Clarence cart. Okay, what
do you like to make I'll allow this. You've got
to allow this. I mean this is spoken word inside
of a song. Yeah, I mean is it appropriate? No,

(44:52):
especially not before breakfast. What is he getting out with
the stroke? I don't know. For me, strokeing just speak
beer fellas. For me, I think of stroking. I think
is an act on yourself. I think it's an act
on your dog. Okay, well you're thinking about a different
stroking stroking Okay, yeah, well no, that's pet tank, you know,
stroke a dog.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
And also if you're talking about stroking your dog. And
then all of a sudden, and the halfway through the
song was asking if you've made love on the couch?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Is he talking about thrusting? No, he's no, because he's
I've been thrusting like the song should be. I've been thrusting,
or I've been pumping.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
What about stroking to the east, stroking to the west,
stroking to the woman that I love best, and then
stroking to me.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
He's it's an our act of self pleasure that Clarence
Carter is up Tom.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I reckon the first recording, he came in with pumping.
I've been pumping, and the record company was could you
tone that down with it?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
He said, how about stroke it? Because the other thing
is are you with your stroke a dog? I think
you stroke a cat? Don't you have? We listened to
Lovers Battlefield by Pat Bennette.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Parent's Cat.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
This is a great spoken word. But can we go
back to stroking for a second. Stroking you're saying that
you be stroking your dog because you don't stroke a dog.
You stroke a cat. You pat a dog, you stroke
a cat. You don't pat a cat. So cat and

(46:21):
Clarence Carter has been stroking because he's stroking Puss. That's
what's going on there. It's it's all of a sudden
that's become clear to me.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
I just want to separate myself from those comments.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I mean, I'm not happy with that. Just because something CLIs,
it comes clear, you don't have to share it with it.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
No excuse that that three little word on this show?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
All right? Can we play pet park lifeboats The word
Puss by Blur, Park life by Blur doesn't.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
On what is known.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
You're out of here, Blur, you know, happy with Blur.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
All the verses are straight.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
From Quadrus speaking what about the feed the chickens, lie.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Love, that's dirty pigeons.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Not feeding the chicken. He feeds the pigeons.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
You should cut.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Down on your ball life, make and some exercise. I mean, yeah, sure,
I mean would you allow it?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
You've got Phil Daniels just talking on every verse.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
All right, Okay, what about this one?

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Boys, This is a little bit of a confusing one.
It's at the end of a soul and it's kind
of shouting.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
No, I'm not allowing it. It's spoken word, not shouting.
It's just some shout. It's just some muppet shouting at
someone at the end. Some muppets coming to the studio
and he's shouting at the people. The household by Dennis Leary.
That's a good, interesting suggestion.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
No comedy drag the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Coming up after the eight thirty news headlines. We will
lock in the four pillars of spoken word inside of
songs a spoken word and to loot. There's a lot
of votes coming in on three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
It's going crazy and there's a lot of anger about
must getting the definitions wrong. But we will get there
in the end, and we just count the votes, really,
so don't blame us yeah, We've got the news headlines
up next, Jeremy, and I'm running the sweepstakes when we
the first time we don't have Trump and the headlines
post shooting. And we've had two headlines so far today,
all the headlines yesterday and so far a day or

(48:28):
with Trump and headlines.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
And I'm running the sweepstake around whether or not the
headlines will feature fog.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Okay, and a bit of a scure one for this headlines, boys,
but I'm predicting some kind of foresome situation. I don't
know why I'm feeling that.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I'm just okay.

Speaker 11 (48:40):
So this morning predictions for the news headlines Trump, yep, fog, Yeah,
awesome and a foursome Okay, Jerisher, Matti, Jeremy Wells, the
Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Take anyone on a jury show. Time for the latest
news headline. Stalnald Trump is officially the Republican nominee for
US President, with J. D. Varance as his vice presidential
running mate. Vance would be the third youngest US vice
president in history, after John Breckenridge in eighteen fifty seven
and Dick Nixon in nineteen fifty three. Old Dicky Nixon.

(49:21):
So there you go, I was right. There's a Trump
story in there. Hey.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
So you know Thomas Jefferson when he starned the Declaration
of Independence?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
How old do you think he was? I'm going to
say young. I'll go thirty four. He's thirty three, mate,
thirty three? Off, you're wrong, right, thirty three. So politicians
used to be a lot younger, didn't they than they
are now when you consider how old Biden is. Yeah,
people in live very long. Nah? All right then?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
The Order in christ Church has been banned from practicing
after allegations of unauthorized exorcisms. Priests for the Sons of
the Most Holy Redeemer have been accused of tying people
up during exorcisms, screaming at them for hours, and performing
the practice on young children.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Well, it's easy for you to say, not possessed by
a devil, or you don't know anyone that's possessed by
a demon.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
You know when that happens.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I've been watching all the conjuring movies lately. It's bloody
rough when it happens, tell you, rough, and a rare
foursome of New Zealand golfers there you.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I mean, it's not the Forum I was hoping for.
I gotta be honest, but I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Real force, awesome of New Zealand golfers will contest the
Open Championship a royal troon this week. What's a rear are? Okay?
Trust me? It's a real force of New Zealand golt
get for New Zealand golfers to give it at the
who's having a run of the mill force? Just a
meet and two vide for we're a foursome?

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Is not so rare?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I love to hear from you are happening most Friday
and Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Tell us about this force?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Okay? Sorry Jesus, How mature the foursome are? Ryan Fox,
Daniel Hellier? I say Fox is at the back, yeah,
Michael Henry and kazuomerkbody. It's not the ratio I'd go
for m juvenile. Be better Jerry to checking in from there?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Be better come to checking infor kill them the Mat
and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
You've got a new initiative inside of your house of
how to heat and warm your house. It's very cost effective.
It's hugely cost defictive.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
I've been staying down a narrow town where we had
a fire right i'd come back to Auckland.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
It's cold and.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Foggy up here, and I don't have a fire in
my house.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
You know what I did? You know what I did?
You cooled up Kent and you've got a fire installed.
And that's not what I did. I don't know, mate.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I found your heat up remote and crack that thing up.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah I did. Yeah, it's good. I did that to
create the heat.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
And then what I did was I put on the
a YouTube channel, a fire YouTube channel that has a
twelve hour live broadcast of a fire.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Put that on the TV.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
You got the fire going. The whole family is standing
around warming their hands on the TV.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Tell you what. It creates a very tranquil atmosphere in
the house.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
It's very very cozy, just having there is a picture
in your dock in front of I provided a picture
for you right there, Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I've even put one on the screen here. He's just
got a fire going on at the moment. He's got
a fire over there on a screen. It's really warmed
me up. It is. Wow. It's pretty amazing, bloody good. Okay,
And I think that the thing. So I've got a
fire at my place it's gas. It's such a fake fire.
It looks like a fire and doesn't really gives off
a tiny bit of heat, but not really much. And
because I've got central heating in my house, so I

(52:24):
don't need to have a fire cranking as well. But
I'll tell you why. It gives the idea that it's warm,
but it doesn't have the sound. Yeah, this has got
the sound.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, because I've just fired went up on my computer.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Here, I feel so Oh, this is nice, this is
warming my cockles.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
It's just all fly one up. Maybe we should do
the entire show right throughout winter with one of these on.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
The Would it kill us to put one up on
the Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:47):
We should have one up on that, Telly. Shouldn't we
crap that's up around us on.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
These other screens. It's bloody good. So it sounds silly.
It sounds silly, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
It happens in the head, isn't there. Actually I feel
a warm I see fires and maybe I feel warm.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Well, you know anthropologists, and I've got a degree in anthropology.
Strictly speaking, I'm an anthropologist.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Anyway, Do they reckon that?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
A lot of the reason why we like watching TV
is because we've evolved steering into fires at night, so
we'd sit around and steer into fires. So it's less
what's on and more just the flickering lights that we like. Right,
But then you go right back and flip it back
around again and put a fire on your TV. Then
you're getting all your bloody need.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Family sits around in front in front of a roaring
fake fire. It's slightly sad and depressing, but it does
excite something primal in you because there's something about a fire,
because it never does the same thing twice. Yeah, it's interesting.
Woke your interest for a bloody long time. A fire,
it will keep you interested for a long time.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Now, you know, when you're in parts of the country
that still allow you to have fires. God, it smells
good those wood fires when you're walking around.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Oh boy, oh boy, bring them back. Do you know anymore?
You're not one on Auckland are You're not allowed? You're
allowed one and all people. I don't think you are.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Yeah, you're allowed of wood, you're allowed. You add cold one.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I think there's crisis that suffers the most.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
They shut it down. Yeah, I don't know what the smog.
Ye got a piece it's the smug what happens in
the ones, particularly you're going to do something else and
you've got that slight easterly going on, and it gets trapped,
gets trapped, tracked down low.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Punishing with a chat yet to ruin it. But yeah,
look you may laugh now listeners unlikely, but you may
be laughing now, but laughing at us, not with us,
but serious tonight when you get home and it's a
bit cold, fire up a fire, a fire on your TV,
Fire up a fire, and the YouTube channels also, there's
actually just a fire channel that I go to as

(54:43):
well on my SAMSA TV.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
I'm going to go home. Put a blanket down in
front of the telly.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Yeah, sit up a little picnic, get some crumpets and
a like a fork.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Take it back to medieval times, making love in front
of hold a sausage in front of what does that work?
And you hold a sausag in front of the on
the goes, putting a saucy in.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Front of the plot, put a small one of the TV,
make love on the count.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
I come round to your house and I see your
kids burying. Charlie holding a couple of marshmallows up against
the talley. I'm questioning you appearances.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
If I come around to your house and I see
you're making love on the couch in front of a fire,
I'm staying around for our geez.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Here we go the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
So this morning we've been looking for the four pillars
of spoken word and side of the song. Yeah, and
it's been controversial.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
We've taken a lot of heat around what counts and
what doesn't count, kind of ruled out samples we allow.
We're allowing intros and preludes and outros. I don't know,
it's been it's been a hard morning with all the
accusations are being muppets and helmets and idiots.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Actually, I've got enjoying it. Yeah, so I've been called Alan,
the votes have been tallied and the people have heard it.
You've spoken, But what were the four pillars of songs
with spoken words? But Hello number one into Sandman Metallica.

(56:09):
It sounds really are we allowing us producer Bob rocks
Son for the field? What's bringing his ear and bit? Really,
I would just feel like this is just a word
starting with pan. Stop just because there are some out there.
Stop branding every mail as a creep perfectly, all right,

(56:34):
James Hatfield to sneak into Bob Rock's son's bedroom and
whisper that into his ear for the recording for the
recording device. I don't know, just I don't know. It
looks like a, looks like a sounds like okay, well
the next one.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I'm not just looking down unless the next one's above board.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Oh no, really, no problems here, No flies. I think
I see what people are doing here. They're voting for
things because they're controversial, because Cardo, no flyers. In Clarence Cater,
what time.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Do you like to make a lovel okay?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
All right? Have you mean it's a very expersonal question
of Clarence Catter?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Yes, just before.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Wow, you watched the leak click show? No, haven't they
have We'll a mask you this.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Have you mean love?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Oh yeah? Who hasn't? Yeah? Okay, okay, Have you ever
mean love on the car?

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yep ye, yes, if you again, I don't remember one
time I love on the back seat of the car.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Yep ye.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
The police came and shine this place. I actually had that.
That happens me Prospect Park in Dneda. But what's that
go with anyway. So that's number the second pillar in
the four pillars, the four fellas of songs with the
spoken word.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Butn't it Okay, let's try and bring order the proceedings
with the next one.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Ok you can do good if there's a little bit
I here we go, a little bit of local for
that's good. Super grief can't get me.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
Abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man Mike Plato right.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Spoken word from well boys over Alison, Oh there we go.
That was this one was always going to be there,
pro to Tek, a great story tacker with a were
always on my mind talking about his partner, Missy, the
love of his life. They made love of the back
seat of the pink Rosie cheek got probably with the

(58:38):
TV screens in it. Yeah, got at forty seven. Yeah,
it's tragic. Pretty Wait for the chorus, people Love for you.
Wherever you are at, turn up whatever you're listening to
the song. This chorus is going to small smoke your spine.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Is there any way to any better way to finish
the show than with this chorus from this song for you?

Speaker 1 (58:59):
We should always finish shows. Here we go, what's the noise,
what's that fool noise? Crank and the interesting. The interesting

(59:30):
thing about the song particularly is the contrast between his
spoken yeah stagers and then his actual singing voice, which
is quite high is in the quite a high register. Amazing,
amazing singer, amazing performer.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
So those are your four pillars into sad man stroking.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Really can't get enough. It looks like a dog. Oh yeah,
thanks very much for listening to the Matt and Jerry
Show today. I had a Lovely Day podcast out at

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Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Bless blessed, blessed. Give them my taste a kiwi from me,