June 24, 2024 • 29 mins
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast, the boys discuss the lude trend developing on the podcast...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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hey go Does this mean anything to you? Does this
here mean anything to you one second, No, not so far.
It doesn't silence silence. I heard this all sort of,
but then something's gone. Here we go. Are you ready?
Does this mean anything to you? How many's on your roster?
(01:46):
There's only one hour? I love you, bookie whatever. How
do you get over a break up?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Only wait to get over one is get under another?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And then went off the same fuck you, oh heavened oh,
I found the original of it? And then there's just
fucking the whole Internet's full of people trying to get
followers by remaxing the wounder that said it was the original.
But how horrible TikTok needs to be shut down and
(02:16):
everyone involved needs a bullet in the back of the head,
doesn't they for being just relentlessly unfunny? You know? Anyway,
here we go. This is what I wanted. Okay, you're ready?
Are you ready? You're ready? Mash you're ready? Actually, no,
kill me.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You were not going to do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, just because some unfunny fuck came through with their
shirts done, that's done.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What you wanted to talk about is the hook?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Girl? I want to talk about the hook, poor girl.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's taking the internet by a storm at the moment,
isn't she She is single handedly propped up?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah? But did you did you get you didn't get
the audio for that? No? I didn't. I don't know
about it. I know nothing about it. The hawk tur girl,
can you talk me row it? Well? No, I need
to I need the audio. I need the audio without
the audio. Should we just start this podcast again and
I'll find the audio. I had the audio and then
it fucking disappeared.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, we don't mind about a little bit of treating
the boards find it. People know that we'll find it eventually,
so we can just sit here.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wait. I'm happy the Hot.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Two girl, though Jerry is Matt finds it as an
internet sensation that's taking the little by storm over night
with some in appropriate Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think I think started on let's see if this
is this is, see if this is here? Give them
that dude be on that thing. I'm funk off with
your unfunny bit that you add to it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well that was all there was to it, though, wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They like on that thing? But I don't want to
give a single view to a person that has taken
the thing and then added something to it, you know,
what I mean. Okay, here we go. We're firing it
up again. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Everything every day?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, what's every dame? I'm loyal, this is loife? What
makes me white people?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What makes her wife material?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Can we have a three sixty full one? You got crazy?
What is happening? What is going on? Let's just shut
down the internet? Because is everyone that just they go
something and then they cut in a picture from a
movie of a reaction like that's humor, Like I know
(04:27):
YouTube has been doing it for the longest time. But
just because someone sees something and then you cut in
reaction from a movie where someone sees something that's related
to it, Is that actually funny? Mm? So was that
on TikTok as well? Yeah, that was on TikTok, but
maybe this is the original. Here we go, dude, spit
on that thing, so that that's the basics of it.
(04:52):
So she was asked spit on that thing. She was asked,
what can you what guarantees to make a man go
crazy in the bedroom. And she's from nash Nashville, so
she's got a very sort of Southern accent, and she said,
you got to do that and spit on that thing.
That's what she said, And why why why are you
spinning on? Spin on what? That's the thing on you?
(05:17):
You got it on the floor. You got to get
the hot thing. You got to get the Okay, I've
got that, But spit on what on the downstairs? Why
to drive him crazy in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So what do you reckon of that?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do you reckon? She's right?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Because this lady Jerry has she has blown up from.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. I mean the original is hard to find,
but everywhere there's someone that puts it up and then
cuts on a really amusing thing from a movie where
someone reacts to it. Do you not agree with that?
I mean no, I've never had someone go before and
spit on that thing.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
But what if, like, is there a difference between just
saliva and the n F she she's like, and it's
got flem on it? You get that door and spit
on that thing?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
What if you get flem on it? That's disgusting. You're sexist?
You are because this is actually this was a test
to see if you were sexist and whether you are
because he's you're slut shaming. He ye, no I'm not.
You are, Like, why I can't a beautiful, young, independent
woman just express her sexuality any which way she likes
(06:26):
without people like you from the patriarchy, like like the patriarchy.
Patriarchy Mares Taylor Swifts is the patriarchy, bro, fuck it?
Paper what the paper arch, paperazzi, pepparazzi. I'm not a
part of the peparazzi. Fucking fun that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'm not part of the papacy, the popsy I'm not
part of the papacy. I'm not Catholic. Do you have plarity?
But I don't have.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What have you got against a beautiful young woman out
on the rares in Nashville just expressing his sexuality? Beautiful?
What I can't see you?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, I mean you can tell she's beautiful from what
she's just said there, Jerry, I mean the element there
is the class, the sophistication behind the hot puss.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
But on that pang. Now everyone's walking around with hot
poor hats and T shirts just overnight. Well she was
recorded on the eleventh of so it's about two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Isn't this amazing? This is the internet now.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So per T shirts twenty four So apparently.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
She's selling them because she obviously she has to take
advantage of what's going on right now. But yeah, she
started up a website where she sells merch with caps
jury with her written on. You want to get your
hands on one of those.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So she's constructing personally around this particular thing.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
She's like the nick minute. Yeah, that kind of annoys
about it is that the Tim and d TV podcast
is one of those dick kids that go those people
that go around and just interview people on the street.
You know, it's not great for content. They just ask
questions and they find drunk people and they run their continent.
But you want to hear it again? There we go.
(08:00):
Are you ready? What's one move in bed that makes
a man go crazy? Every time you give him that
dude and sped on that thing. You got to get
that hock and sped on that thing. You get me
that driven you guys crazy? I mean, see what you want?
She sounds like a good time you crazy before, Mesh,
have you ever heard anyone do the how on that thing?
(08:22):
Careful and sped on that. I don't know why it's
taking you so long to answer. It's a simple question.
Be careful, Mesh. The patriarchy is coming for you.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't want to talk about that. I'm just saying
what she says. It might be a good idea. My
parents listen to this podcast, Okay, and your partner.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I mean that food it all? How do you know
that sixty?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Okay, Jesus, do you know?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You don't know? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about
the hoktog, not what saucy susie my mother gets up
in the bedroom. And that's not me calling a saucy sussy.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
By the way, can I apologize for getting angry before
it even at the internet and say that's fine that
everyone on TikTok should be shot? I mean maybe it's
kind of true, though. I mean, the world would be
a better place with that TikTok, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
But I mean, how do we get things like the
Hooked Poor Girl without TikTok X?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Can I can insta? Can I play Devil's Advocate?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But I don't mind the hawk per girl. It's the
per you got to speck on the spit on that thing,
you know what I'm saying. I like that, but but
I just hate how everyone is so feverish to get
their own likes on the back of someone else is thing.
And so that's the bit that that's a bit that's grotesque.
Is the is the leeches of the media leaches, the
(09:39):
social media leaches that try and get their likes and
their engagement on the back of something else. So what
are we? What are we then? Good question, Jerry, We're
the people. We are exactly the same you reckon we
getting are We're leaching on the back of the podcast
around it. You've got to spit on that thing. Yeah,
we're just a different version of the same thing we are.
(10:01):
We're just as bad, aren't we. Of course we are.
I hate us too. We're trying to get listeners, but
you use other people's things and talk about it, and
we're not trying to get listen. This is losing us
listen as we've done three lude pods in our own
and the numbers are plummeting because of the lewdness of
some of them. I said to delete that one on Friday.
I suggested that, and I said it's landed as sense
in trouble has it?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yep, hasn't learned men Christians being asked at Echelon's above us. Yeah,
like what's questions being asked? Are they question at.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
An executive level? Are they questions Christians being asked? Like? What? Mate?
Because you can't just content about who's looking who is
overseeing it? Well, it's me, that's that one. You were exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Christians being asked, Yeah, responsible for overseeing the content. You're
probably going to be hauled over the colds at an
executive level. So get ready, because I'm hen you rhy
I've got I said to you, delete it. I was
clearly stated on the record, delete it. You're going to
back me up if I have to go to HR
to be breaked over the colds of.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I'm just so, why don't you delete yourself jury? It's
at a higher level than HR. Why don't you delete
yourself liked? Why? Why does what does Mashi? Excuse me?
Why does MESHI you have to delete the bloody podcast?
Why didn't you just delete the words before you said them?
Hard to say after I've said them. Yeah, the only
way to do that is for Mashi because he's got
the codes. He's got the nuclear codes. I do have
(11:21):
the nuclear codes. I don't think I've got one thing
we don't do on this show because we respect our
audience so much. That's you, the bespokey dokies. Welcome all
you bespokey dokies. One thing we don't do is we
no matter how bad this podcast is, we don't edit it. No,
you should know that. Ou to respect for our listeners,
don't we You should know that. But all those times
(11:42):
of deleted things and gone back and deleted things, use
we don't. We just tell you that you've we've deleted it. Well,
it doesn't happen. No, it just goes out there. What Yeah,
we we just get the old and we spin on
that thing. Hear me, Am I going to have to
start listening to it? No what the podcast now? Yeah,
(12:04):
don't do that. No, you mate, just know when that
red light turns on that this is that? Okay, Yeah,
that's all we ask its red light special. A professional
broadcaster sensors themselves as they go.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Sometimes, as I said yesterday, sometimes you forget you're broadcasting. Okay, Well,
in that situation with Glane turns up, all of a sudden,
people are talking about LHVA.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Next thing, you're carried away. But like you could have,
we could have just let that slip into the past.
I mean there is the investigation upstairs. Sure, but really,
but by you talking about it constantly, you've now you're
now you're bringing attention to the podcast from last Friday,
Live from a Bender, and you've brought attention to some
of your indiscretions around some of the stuff you were
(12:45):
talking about, you know, and that's why I wanted to
clean the podcast up today with the how girl? Did you?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Was that really the intention to clean up the podcast
with the howked toiler girl?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Really, I mean that's not your best.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's not cleaning up at all. Okay, we'll take a
break and we'll we're back. Let's clean up the podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Okay, let's can we can we actually, seriously, guys, can
we actually do better?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah? On the next part of this podcast, can we
just try a bit harder or better? Yesterday I tried
to bring a quote from Frederic Nietzsche, and you guys
have never been more turned on.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well you start talking about gay science? Is what happens?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Mate? Okay, when we're back, can we actually just when
we're back, because you're you know what, it's not about
how you are today, it's how you are tomorrow. And
so we have let ourselves down. We're like, we're like
that the balloon boy that took opun to school. He's
(13:45):
in himself down. Yeah, he's let the teacher down, he's
let the principal down, he's let the school down. And
worst of all, he's in himself down. And on that
on the shell. We'll we're back with you, improved and
jury Daily Bespoke Podcast. Now no more you've got a
spit on that thing, you hear me, None of that.
(14:06):
No more of that kind of shit or the stuff
Jerry is talking about on Friday. All right, that's better.
It is.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
That is so much better now, thank goodness, because we've
turned a page. Yeah, okay, you can always start again.
That's true. I've learned that over the years. You can
always start again.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No matter what happens in any given moment, you can
be better than you were before. Yeah, that's right. You
just need to choose to make a difference. And the
past isn't a realm you live in. So what happened
before the break, that's we can't change that. That is
there and it's out there for everyone to listen forever.
But we can be better going forward. Unfortunately, I mean
we can sort of I mean, we can do something
(14:45):
about it. What can we do that we can delete it?
Don't say things like that we can delete it, No,
we can. We need to, we can, we can physically.
We need to learn from it and move forward and
be better people and leave that behind it. We need
to learn from not deleting that podcast on Friday. But
it's now at executive level and they're now listening to
(15:05):
it probably as we speak, and raking over at word
by word. There's means transcripts made. But that's only that's
only a problem for you and as you know, as
you should know better than anyone else, I mean you, you,
of all people, me, Matt should know that when you
read these things on a transcript, they just look so
much worse than when you say them. I know. And
(15:26):
like with the new Apple iPhone, with the new Apple
podcast function that makes everything a transcript, it's too easy.
I've noticed it. I've gone to look at our podcast
and I immediately see the shocking stuff that you start saying, Jeremy,
and it's just left hanging out there like an old
man's nappy and text.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Not the stuff that I say, the stuff that Mesh
doesn't delete. It's not stuff that I say, it's stuff
that mesh doesn't delete. That's that's how I that's how
I frame it. Do you also want them to wipe
your our stuff? You've been to the toilet. If i'd
like him to, if he was interested in that.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'd like you to do that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Hang on, this is.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Going back down a place again, pre break stuff. That
was me. That was pre break stuff. That's the kind
of stuff we're not going to do anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He's out of ourses, all right, just mentioning.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That word the upper half. You know it's gone straight
on the bit above the shoulders.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Come, Let's concentrate on the on the top six inches,
the top six inches.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The rack. No, that is above your way. We don't.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
In fact, now I think about it, we spend very
little time talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If your girlfriend's quite short, six inches is not the rack?
You know what? Tomorrow tomorrow people, we're actually we actually
got a bit. We've got a bit in the bank. Actually,
excuse me, we've got a bit in the bank.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's not my girlfriend in and in your bank, is it?
Or give the issues in the past and me finding
out that my girlfriends in your bank.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
She is on a in a savings account earning high interest. Okay,
so what's happening tomorrow or tomorrow we're doing the Day
and Low where we raise money for bowel cancer. You
can text so Lou something to something.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
You can text Lou two double seven nine, so even
I know that and that'll immediately donate three dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
We're raising awareness. Hopefully.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's I couldn't come at a bit of time considering
what's going on at executive level at the moment with
that podcast and finale and yesterday, I could not come
at a bit of time.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Us still finally doing something good, you know, giving something back.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
If you text Mash to three four eight three, is
it an instant donation to.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Mash no Ah, it's an instant donation to the n
z ME text fund. It's a formal warning. I thought,
just text Lou to three seven seven nine to make
an instant three dollars donation, or head to day in
Lou dot Coda and zed for all the details and
larger donations. So we're going to be spending the entire
day Wednesday, the twenty sixth of June, from six am
(17:57):
to six pm on toilets on stage at the Empire
broadcasting our show to raise awareness for bell cancer in
New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
And it's coming a good time for you as well,
because you know you've got those issues at the moment
with your back passage, so it's a good time to
be raising a warness for that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Do you know what I found last year when we
were sitting on the toilets hosting the show. It's kind
of like a Pev pevlogs Pavlov's Pavlov's Dog, Pavlov's dog situation,
because you don't normally sit in on a toilet without
doing something.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
That's that's why I don't go sit down wheeze at
night in the middle of the night, because if I
go for a sit down, wi my hors goes, Hello,
we waking up?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Are we we involved here? Not really sleep for you? Mate?
Pipes up and goes is this does this include me?
What happens?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I was told that MA always looking to get involved,
constantly saying oh look at me, So I'm ended getting something.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
If you're mentioned, if you're sorry, Red, you can say
I was going to say so when you go to
the tour in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Mesh for number one tune on the light. Nah, So
do you just you go with the sound, you hear
it out, you listen for it.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
If you miss, you set down usually, but this is
why I can't anymore. So you just you feel it
with your shoes. You know where your shins are.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
But then you feel it out with the sound. It's
definitely water. That's water. It's definitely all over there. That's
the point, that's the floor.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's wey on my knee because it's.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
About a very strong stream. How about this. Imagine if
there were more mouths on everybody that could talk, because well,
if we only got one mouth that can talk, it
is weird. I don't know. I never imagine if every
opening in your body could also talk, like my arm
pit or something like that. But it's never an opening
like I think I have. I'm just like because you're
(19:42):
just saying pipe up and saying my involved, which it doesn't.
By the way, chatty, I've heard that your anus is
very chatty. Expect hey, team, just put it feedback. I
feel like we've slipped.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh god, we have to again. It's on you, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I don't know. You keep from the supress. Is that
my fault? Because he was talking about bowel movements.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Well tomorrow, I don't understand how we're going to keep
it within the top six inches if we're doing a
day in lou because that's very downsta it's focused.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, I was wondering about that. Is that okay because
it is for charity?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Can we go loud because it is for charity?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Of course we can? Because I actually felt quite bad
because last year when we were doing this, I was
singing that song if you're bleeding from your rectum, check
it out, check it out. A change in your bell movements,
check it out, jack it out, jack it out. A
change in your bell movements, check it out, check it out.
(20:43):
Severe empersisent, a abdominal pain, check it out, check it out.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, it sounds like yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
But then I looked over at some of the members
of the exec panel when I was saying bleeding from
your anus, and I just could see in their eyes
them thinking, is there any way that you could have
said that differently? Did it need to be even though
it is for a good cause and it is, you know,
trying to get the message across to get checked if
you've got any of these symptoms, and look, it had
(21:13):
an effect. Dihendral has talked to us about people that
did get checked on the back of that song. But
I couldn't help but look into the eyes of some
of the execs of this company. I just was reading
in their eyes they thought they were bleeding from their amuses. No,
I thought they were thinking, is there another way you
could say that, Matt hang On.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
So you were looking into the execs brown eyes, and
you were noticing that there were some issues there?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, right, No, I wasn't checking out the exact of
all of the exec Who do you think is bleeding
out their amens? I think you're totally misunder and I
actually think willfully misunderstanding. We're not trying to say, I'm
trying to understand what hell are you talking about? So
you're looking at the exec and you're thinking, which one
of these people has a bleeding nous? No? No, what
I was thinking was they were thinking. I was thinking
(21:55):
that they were thinking that Why hadn't Why was I
singing leading from your anus? Why couldn't I just say
a little redness down around the back. Because it doesn't
get that that doesn't a little red does around the back.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
But they might be good. You might be just sore around.
There might be you may have rubbed too hard or something.
Bleeding from your anus is exactly what it is. I mean,
you can't what about that? What about would it'd be better?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
If we're saying, if you're bleeding from your bottom, check
it out, check it out. If it's a woman, a
change in women have bottoms. Yeah, women sometimes talk about
their bottom as their vagina.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
They don't don't talk about their front bum that you
sometimes refer to it as.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Sometimes talk about their bottoms as BOMs. Well, they getting
they're getting it wrong.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Then are you confusing it with on the intro to
the nanny and she says she gets kicked out in
a fanny.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
But Americans do do that with the fanny. They refer
to the fanny as the hints that people eating from
your fanny. Check it out? Can we do that instead?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
And no, we'll see that's again a little bit confusing.
Whereas that's why I thought you're bleeding from your anus
was very clear. The anus is definitely the anus.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
If you bleed in from your anus, check it out.
A change in your bell movements, check get out, check
it out. I think the problem was with the severe
periodic abdominal pain, severe persistent or periodic adominable pain. Check
get out. Check it out. A lump or mass in
the abdomen check get out. Check it out. And loss
(23:34):
of weight for no obvious reason. How do you know
you've got a lump or mass and the I guess
abdomens down here? Is it down? Low? Yeah? Yeah, that's tomorrow. Okay,
that's tomorrow. The tiredness and loss of weight for no
obvious reason. Check it out. Check it out. It's quite
full on, isn't it. It is the mental cancer that
is in this world is actually.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's actually full on. Oh yeah, and quite terrifying us
at this tape.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
We will probably feel the effects of it at some point,
won't we. Yeah. And people are all like they're going,
you know, you go, there's all the things you're doing
in your life and the things you're worried about, and
the future you're thinking about, and it can actually just
be taken away from you and all the time you
spent worrying about the future, and then something can pop
up and you just got the sickness, and then that's
what you have to deal with. Pretty rough.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
The only thing I ever said to that is a
hot turs.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
But on it hang is that that's not a cure
for cancer. That's all I say about that.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I think tomorrow is part of this day.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And the question wasn't what do we know that it's
not a cure for cancer? The question wasn't The question
was how do you drive a man crazy in the bedroom?
Wasn't like, how do you cure all cancer? Okay, well
you've got to get that. You've got to do out.
You've got to get the spin on that thing.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Well, maybe tomorrow we line up the execs. They present
the anals and a hot turst, but on their things
if it does anything, oh.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
On the Okay, let's just con we just listen to
this again, please, yep? Sure thing? How many is are
your aster? Only one? I love you? How do you
get over a break? Only way to get over one
is get under another and then work off this same.
Don't miss what's one movie in bed that makes a
(25:13):
man go crazy? Every time? You got to give him
that dude spit on that name. That's right, amazing. Want
to make you famous now, isn't it? She's so famous?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It's an amazing want to make me famous? Some the
randomness of that person coming up to her with the camera.
She didn't know that was going to happen. She delivers
that line. All of a sudden, we're talking about her
in New Zealand. She's famous, she's got a range of merch.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
She's so jolly, she's got chrisma, doesn't she She's she's funny.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, and it's going to make you famous. But you know,
like dad will be broud. It's that kind of Southern wisdom,
Like she goes, how do you get over a breakup?
And she goes, you got to get under another?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
That's old school and I like it.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Get over one, get under another. Yeah, I've heard that before. Yeah,
And like how do you drive a man crazy in
the bedroom? You got to you got of their and
spin on that thing. Okay, you feel me? All right?
All right? Can we delete this? I think this is
going up at executive level as well. I have three
(26:13):
in a row end up at executive level, because then
it starts the look like pattern three strikes. It starts
to look like a pattern. Is that what the three strokes?
Three strokes made for those strikes? And we're gone, Well,
I'll tell you what on the highlight Daily Highlights podcast.
We keep it pretty clean, so maybe the exec team
will look at that one. Maybe they'll get confused. Yes,
(26:35):
that's how we do it. And someone will say, go
listen to these guys podcasts because we're looking at getting
rid of them due to their disgusting podcasts, particularly one
on Friday lead by one Jay Wells. And then they
and then they play this one that they play the
Radio Highlights podcast in the meeting and they go, this
is pretty good. It's like about animals and stuff. You
(26:57):
get the wonderful world of something.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
The fastest rubiks QoD be so yeah, so you might
actould be okay.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
And then we looked into the four pillars of the
entire islander.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I was told that executive level though, we're just looking
to get rid of the person that was going to
be the easiest to fire, and that was Mesh because
he wasn't employed.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
We'll also Mash is the one picking up such radio
podcast titles as radio hosts Unleash creamy load mm hmm,
I mean and that was you said, podcast which poo
part two, five day doogaadge.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
This Oh god, we've done for it because do we
do what she put We did two on what she po.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm sorry, stripper lesbian space, which is.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
There's a theme emerging here. Okay, I think this happens
when we get tired. Yeah, Graham Norton, they'll see them
and be like, but you see, we brought a lot
of a lot of fans to the pod. New people
came to join the pod for the Graham Norton staff
and delivering this crap. Yeah, and then we just slid
back into this absolute rubbish.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Actually, when Jerry was away, it was a lot cleaners,
you wales Man.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
This is what I keep saying.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I really I feel like I'm the one that's kind
of keeping this keeping this thing sort of.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I wanted to do the podcast today on Ian grant
spot graying Great Boys and the line he said, if
you don't find something dangerous for you for young boys
to do, they'll find something themselves. Going you pivoted to
the hot girl. Yeah, it's just going to sort of
Yeah that was I shouldn't have bought the that's your fault,
(28:26):
but I love it and I don't want sixus pigs
like Jeremy, like judging someone just for her owning your sexuality. True,
that all right? Okay, okay, and we can be better tomorrow.
We will be better tomorrow. We have to be better tomorrow.
There's no choice. Okay, okay, then sorry, fologies, all right, okay,
(28:50):
all right, do I stop? Do I stop recording?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
You just stop when someone finishes, all.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Right then okay then okay, all right, okay, then all right, okay, okay,
stopping it there. Yeah, you seem busy. Let you get
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but then something's gone. Here we go. Are you ready?
Does this mean anything to you? How many's on your roster?
(01:46):
There's only one hour? I love you, bookie whatever. How
do you get over a break up?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Only wait to get over one is get under another?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And then went off the same fuck you, oh heavened oh,
I found the original of it? And then there's just
fucking the whole Internet's full of people trying to get
followers by remaxing the wounder that said it was the original.
But how horrible TikTok needs to be shut down and
(02:16):
everyone involved needs a bullet in the back of the head,
doesn't they for being just relentlessly unfunny? You know? Anyway,
here we go. This is what I wanted. Okay, you're ready?
Are you ready? You're ready? Mash you're ready? Actually, no,
kill me.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You were not going to do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, just because some unfunny fuck came through with their
shirts done, that's done.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What you wanted to talk about is the hook?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Girl? I want to talk about the hook, poor girl.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's taking the internet by a storm at the moment,
isn't she She is single handedly propped up?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah? But did you did you get you didn't get
the audio for that? No? I didn't. I don't know
about it. I know nothing about it. The hawk tur girl,
can you talk me row it? Well? No, I need
to I need the audio. I need the audio without
the audio. Should we just start this podcast again and
I'll find the audio. I had the audio and then
it fucking disappeared.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, we don't mind about a little bit of treating
the boards find it. People know that we'll find it eventually,
so we can just sit here.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wait. I'm happy the Hot.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Two girl, though Jerry is Matt finds it as an
internet sensation that's taking the little by storm over night
with some in appropriate Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think I think started on let's see if this
is this is, see if this is here? Give them
that dude be on that thing. I'm funk off with
your unfunny bit that you add to it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well that was all there was to it, though, wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They like on that thing? But I don't want to
give a single view to a person that has taken
the thing and then added something to it, you know,
what I mean. Okay, here we go. We're firing it
up again. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Everything every day?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, what's every dame? I'm loyal, this is loife? What
makes me white people?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What makes her wife material?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Can we have a three sixty full one? You got crazy?
What is happening? What is going on? Let's just shut
down the internet? Because is everyone that just they go
something and then they cut in a picture from a
movie of a reaction like that's humor, Like I know
(04:27):
YouTube has been doing it for the longest time. But
just because someone sees something and then you cut in
reaction from a movie where someone sees something that's related
to it, Is that actually funny? Mm? So was that
on TikTok as well? Yeah, that was on TikTok, but
maybe this is the original. Here we go, dude, spit
on that thing, so that that's the basics of it.
(04:52):
So she was asked spit on that thing. She was asked,
what can you what guarantees to make a man go
crazy in the bedroom. And she's from nash Nashville, so
she's got a very sort of Southern accent, and she said,
you got to do that and spit on that thing.
That's what she said, And why why why are you
spinning on? Spin on what? That's the thing on you?
(05:17):
You got it on the floor. You got to get
the hot thing. You got to get the Okay, I've
got that, But spit on what on the downstairs? Why
to drive him crazy in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So what do you reckon of that?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do you reckon? She's right?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Because this lady Jerry has she has blown up from.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. I mean the original is hard to find,
but everywhere there's someone that puts it up and then
cuts on a really amusing thing from a movie where
someone reacts to it. Do you not agree with that?
I mean no, I've never had someone go before and
spit on that thing.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
But what if, like, is there a difference between just
saliva and the n F she she's like, and it's
got flem on it? You get that door and spit
on that thing?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
What if you get flem on it? That's disgusting. You're sexist?
You are because this is actually this was a test
to see if you were sexist and whether you are
because he's you're slut shaming. He ye, no I'm not.
You are, Like, why I can't a beautiful, young, independent
woman just express her sexuality any which way she likes
(06:26):
without people like you from the patriarchy, like like the patriarchy.
Patriarchy Mares Taylor Swifts is the patriarchy, bro, fuck it?
Paper what the paper arch, paperazzi, pepparazzi. I'm not a
part of the peparazzi. Fucking fun that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'm not part of the papacy, the popsy I'm not
part of the papacy. I'm not Catholic. Do you have plarity?
But I don't have.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What have you got against a beautiful young woman out
on the rares in Nashville just expressing his sexuality? Beautiful?
What I can't see you?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, I mean you can tell she's beautiful from what
she's just said there, Jerry, I mean the element there
is the class, the sophistication behind the hot puss.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
But on that pang. Now everyone's walking around with hot
poor hats and T shirts just overnight. Well she was
recorded on the eleventh of so it's about two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Isn't this amazing? This is the internet now.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So per T shirts twenty four So apparently.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
She's selling them because she obviously she has to take
advantage of what's going on right now. But yeah, she
started up a website where she sells merch with caps
jury with her written on. You want to get your
hands on one of those.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So she's constructing personally around this particular thing.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
She's like the nick minute. Yeah, that kind of annoys
about it is that the Tim and d TV podcast
is one of those dick kids that go those people
that go around and just interview people on the street.
You know, it's not great for content. They just ask
questions and they find drunk people and they run their continent.
But you want to hear it again? There we go.
(08:00):
Are you ready? What's one move in bed that makes
a man go crazy? Every time you give him that
dude and sped on that thing. You got to get
that hock and sped on that thing. You get me
that driven you guys crazy? I mean, see what you want?
She sounds like a good time you crazy before, Mesh,
have you ever heard anyone do the how on that thing?
(08:22):
Careful and sped on that. I don't know why it's
taking you so long to answer. It's a simple question.
Be careful, Mesh. The patriarchy is coming for you.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't want to talk about that. I'm just saying
what she says. It might be a good idea. My
parents listen to this podcast, Okay, and your partner.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I mean that food it all? How do you know
that sixty?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Okay, Jesus, do you know?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You don't know? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about
the hoktog, not what saucy susie my mother gets up
in the bedroom. And that's not me calling a saucy sussy.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
By the way, can I apologize for getting angry before
it even at the internet and say that's fine that
everyone on TikTok should be shot? I mean maybe it's
kind of true, though. I mean, the world would be
a better place with that TikTok, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
But I mean, how do we get things like the
Hooked Poor Girl without TikTok X?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Can I can insta? Can I play Devil's Advocate?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But I don't mind the hawk per girl. It's the
per you got to speck on the spit on that thing,
you know what I'm saying. I like that, but but
I just hate how everyone is so feverish to get
their own likes on the back of someone else is thing.
And so that's the bit that that's a bit that's grotesque.
Is the is the leeches of the media leaches, the
(09:39):
social media leaches that try and get their likes and
their engagement on the back of something else. So what
are we? What are we then? Good question, Jerry, We're
the people. We are exactly the same you reckon we
getting are We're leaching on the back of the podcast
around it. You've got to spit on that thing. Yeah,
we're just a different version of the same thing we are.
(10:01):
We're just as bad, aren't we. Of course we are.
I hate us too. We're trying to get listeners, but
you use other people's things and talk about it, and
we're not trying to get listen. This is losing us
listen as we've done three lude pods in our own
and the numbers are plummeting because of the lewdness of
some of them. I said to delete that one on Friday.
I suggested that, and I said it's landed as sense
in trouble has it?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yep, hasn't learned men Christians being asked at Echelon's above us. Yeah,
like what's questions being asked? Are they question at.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
An executive level? Are they questions Christians being asked? Like? What? Mate?
Because you can't just content about who's looking who is
overseeing it? Well, it's me, that's that one. You were exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Christians being asked, Yeah, responsible for overseeing the content. You're
probably going to be hauled over the colds at an
executive level. So get ready, because I'm hen you rhy
I've got I said to you, delete it. I was
clearly stated on the record, delete it. You're going to
back me up if I have to go to HR
to be breaked over the colds of.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I'm just so, why don't you delete yourself jury? It's
at a higher level than HR. Why don't you delete
yourself liked? Why? Why does what does Mashi? Excuse me?
Why does MESHI you have to delete the bloody podcast?
Why didn't you just delete the words before you said them?
Hard to say after I've said them. Yeah, the only
way to do that is for Mashi because he's got
the codes. He's got the nuclear codes. I do have
(11:21):
the nuclear codes. I don't think I've got one thing
we don't do on this show because we respect our
audience so much. That's you, the bespokey dokies. Welcome all
you bespokey dokies. One thing we don't do is we
no matter how bad this podcast is, we don't edit it. No,
you should know that. Ou to respect for our listeners,
don't we You should know that. But all those times
(11:42):
of deleted things and gone back and deleted things, use
we don't. We just tell you that you've we've deleted it. Well,
it doesn't happen. No, it just goes out there. What Yeah,
we we just get the old and we spin on
that thing. Hear me, Am I going to have to
start listening to it? No what the podcast now? Yeah,
(12:04):
don't do that. No, you mate, just know when that
red light turns on that this is that? Okay, Yeah,
that's all we ask its red light special. A professional
broadcaster sensors themselves as they go.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Sometimes, as I said yesterday, sometimes you forget you're broadcasting. Okay, Well,
in that situation with Glane turns up, all of a sudden,
people are talking about LHVA.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Next thing, you're carried away. But like you could have,
we could have just let that slip into the past.
I mean there is the investigation upstairs. Sure, but really,
but by you talking about it constantly, you've now you're
now you're bringing attention to the podcast from last Friday,
Live from a Bender, and you've brought attention to some
of your indiscretions around some of the stuff you were
(12:45):
talking about, you know, and that's why I wanted to
clean the podcast up today with the how girl? Did you?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Was that really the intention to clean up the podcast
with the howked toiler girl?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Really, I mean that's not your best.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's not cleaning up at all. Okay, we'll take a
break and we'll we're back. Let's clean up the podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Okay, let's can we can we actually, seriously, guys, can
we actually do better?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah? On the next part of this podcast, can we
just try a bit harder or better? Yesterday I tried
to bring a quote from Frederic Nietzsche, and you guys
have never been more turned on.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well you start talking about gay science? Is what happens?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Mate? Okay, when we're back, can we actually just when
we're back, because you're you know what, it's not about
how you are today, it's how you are tomorrow. And
so we have let ourselves down. We're like, we're like
that the balloon boy that took opun to school. He's
(13:45):
in himself down. Yeah, he's let the teacher down, he's
let the principal down, he's let the school down. And
worst of all, he's in himself down. And on that
on the shell. We'll we're back with you, improved and
jury Daily Bespoke Podcast. Now no more you've got a
spit on that thing, you hear me, None of that.
(14:06):
No more of that kind of shit or the stuff
Jerry is talking about on Friday. All right, that's better.
It is.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
That is so much better now, thank goodness, because we've
turned a page. Yeah, okay, you can always start again.
That's true. I've learned that over the years. You can
always start again.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No matter what happens in any given moment, you can
be better than you were before. Yeah, that's right. You
just need to choose to make a difference. And the
past isn't a realm you live in. So what happened
before the break, that's we can't change that. That is
there and it's out there for everyone to listen forever.
But we can be better going forward. Unfortunately, I mean
we can sort of I mean, we can do something
(14:45):
about it. What can we do that we can delete it?
Don't say things like that we can delete it, No,
we can. We need to, we can, we can physically.
We need to learn from it and move forward and
be better people and leave that behind it. We need
to learn from not deleting that podcast on Friday. But
it's now at executive level and they're now listening to
(15:05):
it probably as we speak, and raking over at word
by word. There's means transcripts made. But that's only that's
only a problem for you and as you know, as
you should know better than anyone else, I mean you, you,
of all people, me, Matt should know that when you
read these things on a transcript, they just look so
much worse than when you say them. I know. And
(15:26):
like with the new Apple iPhone, with the new Apple
podcast function that makes everything a transcript, it's too easy.
I've noticed it. I've gone to look at our podcast
and I immediately see the shocking stuff that you start saying, Jeremy,
and it's just left hanging out there like an old
man's nappy and text.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Not the stuff that I say, the stuff that Mesh
doesn't delete. It's not stuff that I say, it's stuff
that mesh doesn't delete. That's that's how I that's how
I frame it. Do you also want them to wipe
your our stuff? You've been to the toilet. If i'd
like him to, if he was interested in that.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'd like you to do that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Hang on, this is.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Going back down a place again, pre break stuff. That
was me. That was pre break stuff. That's the kind
of stuff we're not going to do anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He's out of ourses, all right, just mentioning.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That word the upper half. You know it's gone straight
on the bit above the shoulders.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Come, Let's concentrate on the on the top six inches,
the top six inches.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The rack. No, that is above your way. We don't.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
In fact, now I think about it, we spend very
little time talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If your girlfriend's quite short, six inches is not the rack?
You know what? Tomorrow tomorrow people, we're actually we actually
got a bit. We've got a bit in the bank. Actually,
excuse me, we've got a bit in the bank.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's not my girlfriend in and in your bank, is it?
Or give the issues in the past and me finding
out that my girlfriends in your bank.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
She is on a in a savings account earning high interest. Okay,
so what's happening tomorrow or tomorrow we're doing the Day
and Low where we raise money for bowel cancer. You
can text so Lou something to something.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
You can text Lou two double seven nine, so even
I know that and that'll immediately donate three dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
We're raising awareness. Hopefully.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's I couldn't come at a bit of time considering
what's going on at executive level at the moment with
that podcast and finale and yesterday, I could not come
at a bit of time.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Us still finally doing something good, you know, giving something back.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
If you text Mash to three four eight three, is
it an instant donation to.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Mash no Ah, it's an instant donation to the n
z ME text fund. It's a formal warning. I thought,
just text Lou to three seven seven nine to make
an instant three dollars donation, or head to day in
Lou dot Coda and zed for all the details and
larger donations. So we're going to be spending the entire
day Wednesday, the twenty sixth of June, from six am
(17:57):
to six pm on toilets on stage at the Empire
broadcasting our show to raise awareness for bell cancer in
New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
And it's coming a good time for you as well,
because you know you've got those issues at the moment
with your back passage, so it's a good time to
be raising a warness for that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Do you know what I found last year when we
were sitting on the toilets hosting the show. It's kind
of like a Pev pevlogs Pavlov's Pavlov's Dog, Pavlov's dog situation,
because you don't normally sit in on a toilet without
doing something.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
That's that's why I don't go sit down wheeze at
night in the middle of the night, because if I
go for a sit down, wi my hors goes, Hello,
we waking up?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Are we we involved here? Not really sleep for you? Mate?
Pipes up and goes is this does this include me?
What happens?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I was told that MA always looking to get involved,
constantly saying oh look at me, So I'm ended getting something.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
If you're mentioned, if you're sorry, Red, you can say
I was going to say so when you go to
the tour in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Mesh for number one tune on the light. Nah, So
do you just you go with the sound, you hear
it out, you listen for it.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
If you miss, you set down usually, but this is
why I can't anymore. So you just you feel it
with your shoes. You know where your shins are.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
But then you feel it out with the sound. It's
definitely water. That's water. It's definitely all over there. That's
the point, that's the floor.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's wey on my knee because it's.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
About a very strong stream. How about this. Imagine if
there were more mouths on everybody that could talk, because well,
if we only got one mouth that can talk, it
is weird. I don't know. I never imagine if every
opening in your body could also talk, like my arm
pit or something like that. But it's never an opening
like I think I have. I'm just like because you're
(19:42):
just saying pipe up and saying my involved, which it doesn't.
By the way, chatty, I've heard that your anus is
very chatty. Expect hey, team, just put it feedback. I
feel like we've slipped.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh god, we have to again. It's on you, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I don't know. You keep from the supress. Is that
my fault? Because he was talking about bowel movements.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Well tomorrow, I don't understand how we're going to keep
it within the top six inches if we're doing a
day in lou because that's very downsta it's focused.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, I was wondering about that. Is that okay because
it is for charity?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Can we go loud because it is for charity?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Of course we can? Because I actually felt quite bad
because last year when we were doing this, I was
singing that song if you're bleeding from your rectum, check
it out, check it out. A change in your bell movements,
check it out, jack it out, jack it out. A
change in your bell movements, check it out, check it out.
(20:43):
Severe empersisent, a abdominal pain, check it out, check it out.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, it sounds like yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
But then I looked over at some of the members
of the exec panel when I was saying bleeding from
your anus, and I just could see in their eyes
them thinking, is there any way that you could have
said that differently? Did it need to be even though
it is for a good cause and it is, you know,
trying to get the message across to get checked if
you've got any of these symptoms, and look, it had
(21:13):
an effect. Dihendral has talked to us about people that
did get checked on the back of that song. But
I couldn't help but look into the eyes of some
of the execs of this company. I just was reading
in their eyes they thought they were bleeding from their amuses. No,
I thought they were thinking, is there another way you
could say that, Matt hang On.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
So you were looking into the execs brown eyes, and
you were noticing that there were some issues there?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, right, No, I wasn't checking out the exact of
all of the exec Who do you think is bleeding
out their amens? I think you're totally misunder and I
actually think willfully misunderstanding. We're not trying to say, I'm
trying to understand what hell are you talking about? So
you're looking at the exec and you're thinking, which one
of these people has a bleeding nous? No? No, what
I was thinking was they were thinking. I was thinking
(21:55):
that they were thinking that Why hadn't Why was I
singing leading from your anus? Why couldn't I just say
a little redness down around the back. Because it doesn't
get that that doesn't a little red does around the back.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
But they might be good. You might be just sore around.
There might be you may have rubbed too hard or something.
Bleeding from your anus is exactly what it is. I mean,
you can't what about that? What about would it'd be better?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
If we're saying, if you're bleeding from your bottom, check
it out, check it out. If it's a woman, a
change in women have bottoms. Yeah, women sometimes talk about
their bottom as their vagina.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
They don't don't talk about their front bum that you
sometimes refer to it as.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Sometimes talk about their bottoms as BOMs. Well, they getting
they're getting it wrong.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Then are you confusing it with on the intro to
the nanny and she says she gets kicked out in
a fanny.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
But Americans do do that with the fanny. They refer
to the fanny as the hints that people eating from
your fanny. Check it out? Can we do that instead?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
And no, we'll see that's again a little bit confusing.
Whereas that's why I thought you're bleeding from your anus
was very clear. The anus is definitely the anus.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
If you bleed in from your anus, check it out.
A change in your bell movements, check get out, check
it out. I think the problem was with the severe
periodic abdominal pain, severe persistent or periodic adominable pain. Check
get out. Check it out. A lump or mass in
the abdomen check get out. Check it out. And loss
(23:34):
of weight for no obvious reason. How do you know
you've got a lump or mass and the I guess
abdomens down here? Is it down? Low? Yeah? Yeah, that's tomorrow. Okay,
that's tomorrow. The tiredness and loss of weight for no
obvious reason. Check it out. Check it out. It's quite
full on, isn't it. It is the mental cancer that
is in this world is actually.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's actually full on. Oh yeah, and quite terrifying us
at this tape.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
We will probably feel the effects of it at some point,
won't we. Yeah. And people are all like they're going,
you know, you go, there's all the things you're doing
in your life and the things you're worried about, and
the future you're thinking about, and it can actually just
be taken away from you and all the time you
spent worrying about the future, and then something can pop
up and you just got the sickness, and then that's
what you have to deal with. Pretty rough.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
The only thing I ever said to that is a
hot turs.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
But on it hang is that that's not a cure
for cancer. That's all I say about that.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I think tomorrow is part of this day.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And the question wasn't what do we know that it's
not a cure for cancer? The question wasn't The question
was how do you drive a man crazy in the bedroom?
Wasn't like, how do you cure all cancer? Okay, well
you've got to get that. You've got to do out.
You've got to get the spin on that thing.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Well, maybe tomorrow we line up the execs. They present
the anals and a hot turst, but on their things
if it does anything, oh.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
On the Okay, let's just con we just listen to
this again, please, yep? Sure thing? How many is are
your aster? Only one? I love you? How do you
get over a break? Only way to get over one
is get under another and then work off this same.
Don't miss what's one movie in bed that makes a
(25:13):
man go crazy? Every time? You got to give him
that dude spit on that name. That's right, amazing. Want
to make you famous now, isn't it? She's so famous?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It's an amazing want to make me famous? Some the
randomness of that person coming up to her with the camera.
She didn't know that was going to happen. She delivers
that line. All of a sudden, we're talking about her
in New Zealand. She's famous, she's got a range of merch.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
She's so jolly, she's got chrisma, doesn't she She's she's funny.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, and it's going to make you famous. But you know,
like dad will be broud. It's that kind of Southern wisdom,
Like she goes, how do you get over a breakup?
And she goes, you got to get under another?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
That's old school and I like it.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Get over one, get under another. Yeah, I've heard that before. Yeah,
And like how do you drive a man crazy in
the bedroom? You got to you got of their and
spin on that thing. Okay, you feel me? All right?
All right? Can we delete this? I think this is
going up at executive level as well. I have three
(26:13):
in a row end up at executive level, because then
it starts the look like pattern three strikes. It starts
to look like a pattern. Is that what the three strokes?
Three strokes made for those strikes? And we're gone, Well,
I'll tell you what on the highlight Daily Highlights podcast.
We keep it pretty clean, so maybe the exec team
will look at that one. Maybe they'll get confused. Yes,
(26:35):
that's how we do it. And someone will say, go
listen to these guys podcasts because we're looking at getting
rid of them due to their disgusting podcasts, particularly one
on Friday lead by one Jay Wells. And then they
and then they play this one that they play the
Radio Highlights podcast in the meeting and they go, this
is pretty good. It's like about animals and stuff. You
(26:57):
get the wonderful world of something.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
The fastest rubiks QoD be so yeah, so you might
actould be okay.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
And then we looked into the four pillars of the
entire islander.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I was told that executive level though, we're just looking
to get rid of the person that was going to
be the easiest to fire, and that was Mesh because
he wasn't employed.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
We'll also Mash is the one picking up such radio
podcast titles as radio hosts Unleash creamy load mm hmm,
I mean and that was you said, podcast which poo
part two, five day doogaadge.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
This Oh god, we've done for it because do we
do what she put We did two on what she po.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm sorry, stripper lesbian space, which is.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
There's a theme emerging here. Okay, I think this happens
when we get tired. Yeah, Graham Norton, they'll see them
and be like, but you see, we brought a lot
of a lot of fans to the pod. New people
came to join the pod for the Graham Norton staff
and delivering this crap. Yeah, and then we just slid
back into this absolute rubbish.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Actually, when Jerry was away, it was a lot cleaners,
you wales Man.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
This is what I keep saying.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I really I feel like I'm the one that's kind
of keeping this keeping this thing sort of.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I wanted to do the podcast today on Ian grant
spot graying Great Boys and the line he said, if
you don't find something dangerous for you for young boys
to do, they'll find something themselves. Going you pivoted to
the hot girl. Yeah, it's just going to sort of
Yeah that was I shouldn't have bought the that's your fault,
(28:26):
but I love it and I don't want sixus pigs
like Jeremy, like judging someone just for her owning your sexuality. True,
that all right? Okay, okay, and we can be better tomorrow.
We will be better tomorrow. We have to be better tomorrow.
There's no choice. Okay, okay, then sorry, fologies, all right, okay,
(28:50):
all right, do I stop? Do I stop recording?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
You just stop when someone finishes, all.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Right then okay then okay, all right, okay, then all right, okay, okay,
stopping it there. Yeah, you seem busy. Let you get
that you're right, okay,
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