August 25, 2025 • 19 mins
Today we go deep with getting "celebrity" messages on platforms like Swysh - how much would you expect to pay for a greeting from Beauden Barrett?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Get a Jerry here. If you like this podcast and
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can hear it on the radio. Text three four eight
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you and goodbye? Sorry? Hen Hello? Are we happy with
(00:28):
the recording of that?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I love it? It actually makes me happy every day
so far.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I made it up and I feel like I would
be better if I read something.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think it's more that we can't be ours to change.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It, to fix it. I'm happy to change it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You won't have another crack an do another crack?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh? I want to write. I want to write the words,
so I'm not thinking of the adminag Jerry.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Let me save you a little bit edman. Hey, if
you listening to this, you want to jump in the
either in the DMS or give us a text and
script it up for Jerry.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Fact.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You know how we do the interest things on the
on the radio show, and people can send in their
own ones if there's even something that you want Jerry to.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Read you know, all right? Okay, yeah, after the show.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
After the show, we usually sit here and we We've
got a couple of script like ad reads and stuff
to do after the show, so we'll blast through a
couple of scripts. You'll hear those ads play out across
the station and that same time, Like, if you want
something voiced, just get just send it through, send text
through like a script, or put it into the conclave
or d on the Instagram page or text. Jury's number
(01:33):
is two seven, and we'll voice it for you and
put it in the podcast's Like, what what's that thing
where you can get celebrities, sports stars, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Swish, Yes, swish is one of them, pay five hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Cameo Camo is the other one.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
T J Prenarra here, Oh yeah, yeah yeah. I just
want to say happy birthday to Zoe.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You on there, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Swish seems that kind of thing I did.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
So this is your only this is this is your
only way to do that then if you want to,
if you want a swash, if you want a personal
message some of the people on this I swish obviously
an Australian thing because I'm looking at it now I
can see rugby league players. If you want Joey John's
to record you a video message that will cost you
(02:18):
one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Can you look up kiwis I know someone that got
Michael Buffer? Oh wow, yeah, he's about eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Run at all.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
He was about eight hundred bucks too. And you'll get
a little not a script, but some copy point is
about the certain person that you're wishing the birthday to. Yeah,
happy winning or whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
But that's not a lot. I mean because I understand
he's paid one hundred thousand dollars to say, let's got
running a robo at the beginning of something.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
His brother, Bruce Buffer, he does the UFC fighting out
of the Red Corner and he does them as well.
A girl the other day, I should have prepared the audience.
Maybe we can put it on up of this. It
might give my rendition of that. Anyway, he a girl
paid for a breakup message from Bruce Buffer and he's.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like, it's time for Zoe to move on.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And that's how that person found out that they were
being broken up with. Have you have you found it
there in it?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But we'll probably have play the ad no, no, no,
we got it. Here we go and three two.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Time for Kaylen to move. Can you imagine how Okay,
that's a strong message.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Particularly if you're a massive U of c fgulous.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
What a thoughtful breakup message, because because the main guy,
what's his name, war.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Warren Barren, he's the boxer boxing guy.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, he has voice. Isn't what it used to be?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Right? Have you heard him recently? No, he's not.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, Michael Michael Buffer, Warren Buffett is Warren buff Michael Buffer,
Bruce Buffer, Warren buffettone that does little Miss Muffett.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That is Jimmy Buffett. He's Margaretaville a billionaire. Different thing,
Jimmy Buffett's Margaretaville.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Is Margaretaville guy a billionaire?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Does he on the Margaretaville hotel chain?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Has he done the song? Yeah, he did the song.
He did the song.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
He did the song, He wrote the song, and then
out off the back of the song, he decided to
run an entire bar chain and restaurant chain, which is massive.
And I think then he did cruisers cruising on the
Enterre Islander. He wrote that sting he does Jimmy Buffett
cruises or something like he's he's a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, right, Because I I've just been looking at accommodation
over in Nashville, and one of the places is Margaritaville.
The missus is like, can he's that Margaritaville?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Absolutely, you should start because I've got that. It's the
home of the giant margarita. Like they've got the They've
got the big mixing machine behind the bar, which is
so cool. I don't like those frozen margarita. Am I
the only person that doesn't like a frozen getting a
nice headache from that?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Or oh yeah, god yeah, but man, my missus loves
a frozen margarita. Yeah, loves checks, love frozen margaritas.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I love tequila all over at tequila.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Do you like panicolatas?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh yeah, I love making loving the dunes as well
by the cape. Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Not with brain? If you don't like making the name?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Great song of course about putting an ad in a
personal ad in the paper, which we've tried to do,
and then finding out that your wife then answers the
personal and then you realize that then you get back
together with them, and then you realize, actually, I quite
like my wife. My wife, That's that's what the song is.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
My mom and dad got together.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What personal.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, was it?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah? My mum was a widow by the age of
twenty three with two kids and had trouble meeting new
fellas and put an ad in the paper, said Keith lonely,
I guess have you got a copy of the adit? No? No,
what a shame?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, so you you exist because of a.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Newspaper of a newspaper ad. And I guess to.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
What is the fortune? I mean, that's what I love
about the universe, the fact that your mom put that
ad in there. She attracted mister Ruder. Mister Rud came
obviously with fifty percent of you. And then it's right.
If it wasn't for mister Rud's eyes, glad just happened
to be looking at that particular ad at that particular time.
Because he may not have read the ad, then Rudy,
(06:58):
you wouldn't exist.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And he was in New Zealand on a one year
working holiday from the UK and stage or because he
saw a little head and a little paper.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Wow, that's amazing. I like that stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Mind blowing man.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Because then the question you always ask is what do
you have existed? Though? And I know that some people
think that you would have just another in another form.
He wouldn't know that we all just exist in other
forms and stuff that I can. I get that idea,
I get that theory. It makes it does make sense.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Do you guys want to take a quick break and
come back and guess the price for various different video
messages from New Zealand celebrities?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Love it?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Please?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Manly things about that you got a real big hot
but I'm looking at your big brains.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But I'm looking at your no pain, and be looking
at your.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I'll give it. Keep looking them, because give them. I'm
a dinner thing where you're playing?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Which So we want to play the game of New
Zealand celebrity And how much they charge for a personal
message on your phone?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yes? I think so this is on swash, not an ad.
I think we need to give I think I need
to give you guys a baseline so that you can,
you know, base your base your guesses off this person.
So let's go with Kieran Read. He is listed under
the legend category and I won't hear anyone argue against that.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Read.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Don't you want him to record your message? One hundred
fifty bucks?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That is perfectly reasonable?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
One hundred and fifty bucks for Kieran Reid, all black legend.
Let's go Rico Yuani. How much do you think it
would cost for him to record your message?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
More or list than Karan Reid?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, more or less than Kan Red current player. So
you get a factor that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Read it.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Five one hundred and fifty for Rica Yuani.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That was a trick question.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Okay, Now let's go.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Really, let us up the garden path there.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All black centurion, Kevin Milamu.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
How much one here?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
One fifty one five cheap sold to seventy five? Give
me alum is sixty dollars Jesus. Now the stance Colin
Monroe who had a touching Did you see the touching
moment he had with the ball boy the other day.
He's playing in one of those like Obscure Caribbean Premier
(09:30):
Leagues or something, that's the one and he was fielding
on the ropes and he went he went to catch one.
It was a six, and the ball boy dropped it
and he grabbed bull board and his reverse cup showed
him at a reverse cup got tongk for another sex
not off. His bowling was running over the boundary. Kid
reverse cup that nailed it was. It was a touching moment.
(09:50):
But from the stance, how much would it cost the stance?
How much would it cost you to get a video
from the start?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, based on the back of Kevin Milamu at sixty
bucks twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I reckon you'll be I'm going to go. I'm going
to give him a one fifty.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You get one hundred and fifty thirty dollars, thirty dollars
for the start. This is this real, This is real.
They now they set their own prices. So I think
what you're seeing when you when it's a really high
number is they don't want to do it, and so
if they're going to do it you, they're going to
gageerize that for it thirty bucks.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'd like to see the stance Monro's and come text
return for like twenty twenty four to twenty five, because
how much does he make out of that? I mean,
how many people? How many?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
That's Oh, I think you can actually find that. I
think they list that on the website. I think because
I think Sweah only tests. I think they only take no, no, no,
not how much? But what.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
How many people use it?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Know what percentage they take? Oh, Okay, what I mean,
I don't know how many people. How about Jane Watson?
Who fun fact about Jane Watson? So form my cellphone high.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
School with it? Did you fun fact? Did you?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah? I had to double check that because I just
don't really remember. She's a couple years older than me.
How much of it Jane Watson? Yeah, she'd be fifty.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Twenty forty, Okay, she's forty.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Scrolling down, I'm just on Kiwi's mind. You Yeah, Darryl Mitchell,
you cannot get a you cannot get a video from
at the moment it says back soon, Ethan de Group,
back Soon, star of Soli mul former Bachelor, former Flavor
Breakfast host, Moses McKay.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, Moses, great New Zealander loving man.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Fifty bucks forty let's go forty one hundred? What okay,
Peter gust he's very popular, Moses, Ah, he's Moses. As
those boys are so popular. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
We've had them on seven Sharp a number of times
and every time we do a story on them, and
seven Sharp then was a massive Yeah. People love them.
That the really poplic. In fact, I think the highest
selling CD that they sold, the most CDs of anyone
in New Zealand last year.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I think I'll say it so that you don't have
to read it. I feel like this is incumbent on me.
Entry level brown guys.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Brown guys doing doing boom music. Yeah, yeah, totally, they
know that. Oh yeah, and they've got they've got they've
also got next level chemistry which makes you feel good
about the world.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Why do you think I was going to say something racial.
I was going to go for the fact young and
hot sexual.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, there's something. There's something for everyone in Solomeo.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
There is something.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
There is something, not something for certain people that wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Maybe, but it was also like the Weggles, there's got
there's got to be see the Weggles lately, there's nothing
for anyone but go back to high five. Yeah, and
there's something for everyone. There's something for the mum, something
for the deads.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I I've now organized that by two hundred dollars plus.
There are only two New Zealand athletes who are two
hundred dollars or more. Okay, would you like to guess
at who these athletes are?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Mmmm?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yep, Jerry dame Vell.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
No, okay, I don't think Dan Bell's on there.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I get one now, yep, thanks. Please lock in Daniel Carter.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
No, I wonder if Dan Carter's not on there? Um, okay,
please lock in a nice Stewart not please lock in
lydia Co.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
No. I think lydia Co is making so much money
she would not be on there.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Please lock in Richard McCall no, fuck mate.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
No, do you want to get a guy?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah? So these are the two New Zealand sports people
over two hundred. Can you say female or male?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Male?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Both man?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Both male?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay? Please lock in Eric.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Murray no, okay, no, please lock and Cain Williamson.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Would you like a clue?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Okay? One of them is retired, one of them is
still playing.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, one's retired, one's still playing. Two hundred bucks for
two hundred dollars, it's got to be someone who who
is keen on making money. But as doesn't have heaps.
So that's why I'm saying Steven Adams.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
No Adams because he.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Makes too much money. Ryan Fox No, no, so on
I'm going to say.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Still playing, still playing, still playing? Ah?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Boden Barrett ding ding Ding Dingden Barrett is one of them.
Three hundred dollars for a message from body. Okay, now,
the other person as obviously retired. They are currently sold out,
but when you put the two hundred plus filter on
your search results, they show up. So when they're not
sold out, they are over two hundred dollars and they
are retired. They are retired.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
They are a retired Yeah, I considered them to be
a retired Okay, not Rock o'berry.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
No, no, no, no, that's not what I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
He's still sorry, he's still playing.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I mean he's been injured recently. He's had an up
and down season of injury.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Jarry more down than I recorded?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Is year?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Stupid of me? Sorry? Okay, So sew Johnson. There we go?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
There, there you go?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
What a game? I beat you?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
R you did?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I was nowhere here either of those.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, I'm do you want to try and find out
who the most expensive is? Should we see what the
top and bottom are? Just one of the last one?
How do I organize them by the cheapest?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Who's the cheapest versus who is? We go find a
star all stars price Stephen price lowest to highest?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Okay, lowest lowest is.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Xenon Caravella.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I don't know? Okay, I don't know that is.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
How much are they? Twenty bucks?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Twenty bucks?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
That's that's pretty good. Yeah, in fact, we don't know
who it is, but still twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Oh he's he's the cheapest person you will have heard of.
Chelsea Alley formed Blackfood, twenty huck so right, same price
as attorney, same price attorney alois blackwell as well, twenty
huck Megan Signal our Olympic weightlifter Andrew Newstup.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Andrew Newstup, something for the mum, Something for the mum,
something for the mum's news tub.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So it's twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So if you're thinking of buying a gift for someone
and you're and you're tossing up between a tenny and say,
a personal message from Andrew Newstub, I think the personal
message from Andrew Newstub is far more interesting.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's right. Just before we get to the highest paid,
the second highest, I think we'll pique your interest. It
is Michael Clark pop is the second most expensive person on.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Wish Okay, swish and how much four hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You're then into your AFL players and Ryan Pappenhausen.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Now I'd love a message from Ryan.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Fifty dollars my missus pay then I bring myself to
pay another man to send my missus birthday.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I'm a huge fan of Ryan uh and the number
one to put a bow on it, the number one
most expensive person on switch that you can get a
video message for from Bruce Buffer, the veteran voice the after.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Gone Gross Bafa. Yeah, and I think you'll do that.
It's time for Jerry to move.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It is time for me to record my message. But
we're going to place at the front. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Do you want this clean or do you want some
music underneath?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I think clean?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, get a.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It's Jerry here from the Hurdarchey Breakfast. Just letting you
know that if you're listening to the podcast but didn't
know what we were also doing again, Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
We're going to do that again and just and just
throw this one away, Jerry, just throw this one away.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, Take two. Get a. It's Jerry here from the
Hierarchy Breakfast, just letting you know that if you're listening
to the podcast but didn't know that we also do
a live radio show. We do, and if you're wondering
how to find out what frequency to listen to us
in your area. Just takes north or south as an
island to three four eight three and we'll let you know.
(18:54):
And now let's get on with the podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, that's much better. Go bang at the front, nice
little book end. We'll call that to choose that.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Okay, so I'm going to bang it at the front
in front of the one that we already played.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Oh maybe do we start tomorrow with the new one?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Tomorrow? Okay, start tomorrow right, okay, mm hmmm mm hmmm
mmmm mmm mm hmm
Get a Jerry here. If you like this podcast and
you want more of us live, tune in to JERRYM
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can hear it on the radio. Text three four eight
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you and goodbye? Sorry? Hen Hello? Are we happy with
(00:28):
the recording of that?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I love it? It actually makes me happy every day
so far.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I made it up and I feel like I would
be better if I read something.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think it's more that we can't be ours to change.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It, to fix it. I'm happy to change it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You won't have another crack an do another crack?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh? I want to write. I want to write the words,
so I'm not thinking of the adminag Jerry.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Let me save you a little bit edman. Hey, if
you listening to this, you want to jump in the
either in the DMS or give us a text and
script it up for Jerry.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Fact.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You know how we do the interest things on the
on the radio show, and people can send in their
own ones if there's even something that you want Jerry to.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Read you know, all right? Okay, yeah, after the show.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
After the show, we usually sit here and we We've
got a couple of script like ad reads and stuff
to do after the show, so we'll blast through a
couple of scripts. You'll hear those ads play out across
the station and that same time, Like, if you want
something voiced, just get just send it through, send text
through like a script, or put it into the conclave
or d on the Instagram page or text. Jury's number
(01:33):
is two seven, and we'll voice it for you and
put it in the podcast's Like, what what's that thing
where you can get celebrities, sports stars, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Swish, Yes, swish is one of them, pay five hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Cameo Camo is the other one.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
T J Prenarra here, Oh yeah, yeah yeah. I just
want to say happy birthday to Zoe.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You on there, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Swish seems that kind of thing I did.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
So this is your only this is this is your
only way to do that then if you want to,
if you want a swash, if you want a personal
message some of the people on this I swish obviously
an Australian thing because I'm looking at it now I
can see rugby league players. If you want Joey John's
to record you a video message that will cost you
(02:18):
one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Can you look up kiwis I know someone that got
Michael Buffer? Oh wow, yeah, he's about eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Run at all.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
He was about eight hundred bucks too. And you'll get
a little not a script, but some copy point is
about the certain person that you're wishing the birthday to. Yeah,
happy winning or whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
But that's not a lot. I mean because I understand
he's paid one hundred thousand dollars to say, let's got
running a robo at the beginning of something.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
His brother, Bruce Buffer, he does the UFC fighting out
of the Red Corner and he does them as well.
A girl the other day, I should have prepared the audience.
Maybe we can put it on up of this. It
might give my rendition of that. Anyway, he a girl
paid for a breakup message from Bruce Buffer and he's.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like, it's time for Zoe to move on.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And that's how that person found out that they were
being broken up with. Have you have you found it
there in it?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But we'll probably have play the ad no, no, no,
we got it. Here we go and three two.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Time for Kaylen to move. Can you imagine how Okay,
that's a strong message.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Particularly if you're a massive U of c fgulous.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
What a thoughtful breakup message, because because the main guy,
what's his name, war.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Warren Barren, he's the boxer boxing guy.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, he has voice. Isn't what it used to be?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Right? Have you heard him recently? No, he's not.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, Michael Michael Buffer, Warren Buffett is Warren buff Michael Buffer,
Bruce Buffer, Warren buffettone that does little Miss Muffett.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That is Jimmy Buffett. He's Margaretaville a billionaire. Different thing,
Jimmy Buffett's Margaretaville.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Is Margaretaville guy a billionaire?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Does he on the Margaretaville hotel chain?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Has he done the song? Yeah, he did the song.
He did the song.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
He did the song, He wrote the song, and then
out off the back of the song, he decided to
run an entire bar chain and restaurant chain, which is massive.
And I think then he did cruisers cruising on the
Enterre Islander. He wrote that sting he does Jimmy Buffett
cruises or something like he's he's a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, right, Because I I've just been looking at accommodation
over in Nashville, and one of the places is Margaritaville.
The missus is like, can he's that Margaritaville?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Absolutely, you should start because I've got that. It's the
home of the giant margarita. Like they've got the They've
got the big mixing machine behind the bar, which is
so cool. I don't like those frozen margarita. Am I
the only person that doesn't like a frozen getting a
nice headache from that?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Or oh yeah, god yeah, but man, my missus loves
a frozen margarita. Yeah, loves checks, love frozen margaritas.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I love tequila all over at tequila.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Do you like panicolatas?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh yeah, I love making loving the dunes as well
by the cape. Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Not with brain? If you don't like making the name?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Great song of course about putting an ad in a
personal ad in the paper, which we've tried to do,
and then finding out that your wife then answers the
personal and then you realize that then you get back
together with them, and then you realize, actually, I quite
like my wife. My wife, That's that's what the song is.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
My mom and dad got together.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What personal.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, was it?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah? My mum was a widow by the age of
twenty three with two kids and had trouble meeting new
fellas and put an ad in the paper, said Keith lonely,
I guess have you got a copy of the adit? No? No,
what a shame?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, so you you exist because of a.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Newspaper of a newspaper ad. And I guess to.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
What is the fortune? I mean, that's what I love
about the universe, the fact that your mom put that
ad in there. She attracted mister Ruder. Mister Rud came
obviously with fifty percent of you. And then it's right.
If it wasn't for mister Rud's eyes, glad just happened
to be looking at that particular ad at that particular time.
Because he may not have read the ad, then Rudy,
(06:58):
you wouldn't exist.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And he was in New Zealand on a one year
working holiday from the UK and stage or because he
saw a little head and a little paper.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Wow, that's amazing. I like that stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Mind blowing man.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Because then the question you always ask is what do
you have existed? Though? And I know that some people
think that you would have just another in another form.
He wouldn't know that we all just exist in other
forms and stuff that I can. I get that idea,
I get that theory. It makes it does make sense.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Do you guys want to take a quick break and
come back and guess the price for various different video
messages from New Zealand celebrities?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Love it?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Please?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Manly things about that you got a real big hot
but I'm looking at your big brains.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But I'm looking at your no pain, and be looking
at your.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I'll give it. Keep looking them, because give them. I'm
a dinner thing where you're playing?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Which So we want to play the game of New
Zealand celebrity And how much they charge for a personal
message on your phone?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yes? I think so this is on swash, not an ad.
I think we need to give I think I need
to give you guys a baseline so that you can,
you know, base your base your guesses off this person.
So let's go with Kieran Read. He is listed under
the legend category and I won't hear anyone argue against that.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Read.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Don't you want him to record your message? One hundred
fifty bucks?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That is perfectly reasonable?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
One hundred and fifty bucks for Kieran Reid, all black legend.
Let's go Rico Yuani. How much do you think it
would cost for him to record your message?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
More or list than Karan Reid?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, more or less than Kan Red current player. So
you get a factor that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Read it.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Five one hundred and fifty for Rica Yuani.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That was a trick question.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Okay, Now let's go.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Really, let us up the garden path there.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All black centurion, Kevin Milamu.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
How much one here?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
One fifty one five cheap sold to seventy five? Give
me alum is sixty dollars Jesus. Now the stance Colin
Monroe who had a touching Did you see the touching
moment he had with the ball boy the other day.
He's playing in one of those like Obscure Caribbean Premier
(09:30):
Leagues or something, that's the one and he was fielding
on the ropes and he went he went to catch one.
It was a six, and the ball boy dropped it
and he grabbed bull board and his reverse cup showed
him at a reverse cup got tongk for another sex
not off. His bowling was running over the boundary. Kid
reverse cup that nailed it was. It was a touching moment.
(09:50):
But from the stance, how much would it cost the stance?
How much would it cost you to get a video
from the start?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, based on the back of Kevin Milamu at sixty
bucks twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I reckon you'll be I'm going to go. I'm going
to give him a one fifty.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You get one hundred and fifty thirty dollars, thirty dollars
for the start. This is this real, This is real.
They now they set their own prices. So I think
what you're seeing when you when it's a really high
number is they don't want to do it, and so
if they're going to do it you, they're going to
gageerize that for it thirty bucks.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'd like to see the stance Monro's and come text
return for like twenty twenty four to twenty five, because
how much does he make out of that? I mean,
how many people? How many?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
That's Oh, I think you can actually find that. I
think they list that on the website. I think because
I think Sweah only tests. I think they only take no, no, no,
not how much? But what.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
How many people use it?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Know what percentage they take? Oh, Okay, what I mean,
I don't know how many people. How about Jane Watson?
Who fun fact about Jane Watson? So form my cellphone high.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
School with it? Did you fun fact? Did you?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah? I had to double check that because I just
don't really remember. She's a couple years older than me.
How much of it Jane Watson? Yeah, she'd be fifty.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Twenty forty, Okay, she's forty.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Scrolling down, I'm just on Kiwi's mind. You Yeah, Darryl Mitchell,
you cannot get a you cannot get a video from
at the moment it says back soon, Ethan de Group,
back Soon, star of Soli mul former Bachelor, former Flavor
Breakfast host, Moses McKay.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, Moses, great New Zealander loving man.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Fifty bucks forty let's go forty one hundred? What okay,
Peter gust he's very popular, Moses, Ah, he's Moses. As
those boys are so popular. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
We've had them on seven Sharp a number of times
and every time we do a story on them, and
seven Sharp then was a massive Yeah. People love them.
That the really poplic. In fact, I think the highest
selling CD that they sold, the most CDs of anyone
in New Zealand last year.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I think I'll say it so that you don't have
to read it. I feel like this is incumbent on me.
Entry level brown guys.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Brown guys doing doing boom music. Yeah, yeah, totally, they
know that. Oh yeah, and they've got they've got they've
also got next level chemistry which makes you feel good
about the world.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Why do you think I was going to say something racial.
I was going to go for the fact young and
hot sexual.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, there's something. There's something for everyone in Solomeo.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
There is something.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
There is something, not something for certain people that wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Maybe, but it was also like the Weggles, there's got
there's got to be see the Weggles lately, there's nothing
for anyone but go back to high five. Yeah, and
there's something for everyone. There's something for the mum, something
for the deads.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I I've now organized that by two hundred dollars plus.
There are only two New Zealand athletes who are two
hundred dollars or more. Okay, would you like to guess
at who these athletes are?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Mmmm?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yep, Jerry dame Vell.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
No, okay, I don't think Dan Bell's on there.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I get one now, yep, thanks. Please lock in Daniel Carter.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
No, I wonder if Dan Carter's not on there? Um, okay,
please lock in a nice Stewart not please lock in
lydia Co.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
No. I think lydia Co is making so much money
she would not be on there.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Please lock in Richard McCall no, fuck mate.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
No, do you want to get a guy?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah? So these are the two New Zealand sports people
over two hundred. Can you say female or male?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Male?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Both man?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Both male?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay? Please lock in Eric.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Murray no, okay, no, please lock and Cain Williamson.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Would you like a clue?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Okay? One of them is retired, one of them is
still playing.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, one's retired, one's still playing. Two hundred bucks for
two hundred dollars, it's got to be someone who who
is keen on making money. But as doesn't have heaps.
So that's why I'm saying Steven Adams.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
No Adams because he.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Makes too much money. Ryan Fox No, no, so on
I'm going to say.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Still playing, still playing, still playing? Ah?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Boden Barrett ding ding Ding Dingden Barrett is one of them.
Three hundred dollars for a message from body. Okay, now,
the other person as obviously retired. They are currently sold out,
but when you put the two hundred plus filter on
your search results, they show up. So when they're not
sold out, they are over two hundred dollars and they
are retired. They are retired.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
They are a retired Yeah, I considered them to be
a retired Okay, not Rock o'berry.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
No, no, no, no, that's not what I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
He's still sorry, he's still playing.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I mean he's been injured recently. He's had an up
and down season of injury.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Jarry more down than I recorded?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Is year?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Stupid of me? Sorry? Okay, So sew Johnson. There we go?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
There, there you go?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
What a game? I beat you?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
R you did?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I was nowhere here either of those.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, I'm do you want to try and find out
who the most expensive is? Should we see what the
top and bottom are? Just one of the last one?
How do I organize them by the cheapest?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Who's the cheapest versus who is? We go find a
star all stars price Stephen price lowest to highest?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Okay, lowest lowest is.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Xenon Caravella.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I don't know? Okay, I don't know that is.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
How much are they? Twenty bucks?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Twenty bucks?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
That's that's pretty good. Yeah, in fact, we don't know
who it is, but still twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Oh he's he's the cheapest person you will have heard of.
Chelsea Alley formed Blackfood, twenty huck so right, same price
as attorney, same price attorney alois blackwell as well, twenty
huck Megan Signal our Olympic weightlifter Andrew Newstup.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Andrew Newstup, something for the mum, Something for the mum,
something for the mum's news tub.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So it's twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So if you're thinking of buying a gift for someone
and you're and you're tossing up between a tenny and say,
a personal message from Andrew Newstub, I think the personal
message from Andrew Newstub is far more interesting.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's right. Just before we get to the highest paid,
the second highest, I think we'll pique your interest. It
is Michael Clark pop is the second most expensive person on.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Wish Okay, swish and how much four hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You're then into your AFL players and Ryan Pappenhausen.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Now I'd love a message from Ryan.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Fifty dollars my missus pay then I bring myself to
pay another man to send my missus birthday.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I'm a huge fan of Ryan uh and the number
one to put a bow on it, the number one
most expensive person on switch that you can get a
video message for from Bruce Buffer, the veteran voice the after.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Gone Gross Bafa. Yeah, and I think you'll do that.
It's time for Jerry to move.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It is time for me to record my message. But
we're going to place at the front. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Do you want this clean or do you want some
music underneath?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I think clean?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, get a.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It's Jerry here from the Hurdarchey Breakfast. Just letting you
know that if you're listening to the podcast but didn't
know what we were also doing again, Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
We're going to do that again and just and just
throw this one away, Jerry, just throw this one away.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, Take two. Get a. It's Jerry here from the
Hierarchy Breakfast, just letting you know that if you're listening
to the podcast but didn't know that we also do
a live radio show. We do, and if you're wondering
how to find out what frequency to listen to us
in your area. Just takes north or south as an
island to three four eight three and we'll let you know.
(18:54):
And now let's get on with the podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, that's much better. Go bang at the front, nice
little book end. We'll call that to choose that.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Okay, so I'm going to bang it at the front
in front of the one that we already played.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Oh maybe do we start tomorrow with the new one?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Tomorrow? Okay, start tomorrow right, okay, mm hmmm mm hmmm
mmmm mmm mm hmm
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