July 30, 2024 • 27 mins
In this edition of the Daily Bespoke, the guys are joined by Taylor and Marcello Montoya in anticipation of the release of their new podcast, "The Montoyas."
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Someone's horribly flection lond in the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You're farting up a store.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Busy already just moments ago you wanted to be a
little less.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I want to say that that are Year was not
agreeing with what you'd said, because you were illegally talking
over the intro and when you said that your ass
is getting busy, and I went, oh, yeah, that are
Year was just because I always say, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Was it.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
No, you were admitting to the fact that your ass
had been busy, because it had been busy producing gas gas.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Can you prove that? Yep?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Fucking stinks in here, mate, It.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Reeks, and there's only one person that's producing some guess,
and it's you.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I once got kicked out of class when I was
five because someone said that I'd farted and I see it, No,
I haven't, And I got on the table and shoved
my butt and I think it was Matthew Bellard's face
saying sniff, sniffer, I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It's someone else, Yeah you did.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
We're doing a lot from the age of five to six. Focus,
You're doing a lot. I'd love to talk to some
of your teachers. Can we get can we get one
of your teachers on the podcast is Stringer.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Can we get missus.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Stringer on the podcast and have a chat about.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You may may no longer be with us, But I
was in a lot of trouble. I was always in trouble.
My parents always having to come to school. Are used
to always solve things by just punching, Like I'd just
jump over a disc and start punching the person in
front of me.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So often it was there was something wrong with me.
Where where did the anger come from? I think it's
I don't know. I don't know if I was angry.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You know, it sounds like you're angry.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I just I just my mind used to just click
and I do things.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
And then it was it an outer body experience. Is
it like someone else was controlling you?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, I don't know what it was like that. That
sounds like I.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Was very very arm at home, but very It took
me a while to adjust to going to school.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Not because you could do what you wanted at home,
maybe and then all of a sudden you'd go because
you had older siblings and you probably they were probably
you probably could.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hide away a little bit maybe as one of Also,
I think it's I think it's a transition for a
lot of kids, like especially young boys, to just go
to school. It's not it doesn't quite work to be
sitting at a desk all day when you've got so
much freaking energy and you're just suddenly sitting there going
I mean, just when is this going to stop?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Did they have corporal punishment at your school?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah? Did you ever get the strap? Did you strap?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I got the strap so unfairly once because the ball
was knocked into a neighbor's yard and I went in
to get it because we're playing some kind of I
think it was a ten sport. I don't think we're
playing cricket. We're paying some kind of sport. And I
went in to get it and then I got out,
and they're like, I got dragged by the rust down
to the office and got wet with the strap.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And it was like, because you went out of bounds,
went out of bounds.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, it was out of bounds. Out of bounds was
so huge.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You don't go out of bounds apart man.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
But my argument was the ball was out of bounds
and someone needed to.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Get I mean, no, that's a good argument. But I
remember at my school too, as a five six seven
year old out about Oh man, you were not allowed
in the fernery. I mean the fernery even now, the fernery.
I went back because my son now goes to the
old school that at my old school that I went to,
and I went back there and they've still got the
bloody fernery, and I just got the hebe jibs. I
saw the fernery and I thought, oh God, I get
(03:31):
to stay away from that thing.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You going near there.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
The fernery was this giant trellis is green, this round
building and not building, but you know kind of thing,
and and inside it were all of the plants that
were grown for the rest of the school so that
they'd get little seedlings and saplings and stuff. And they
were all growing inside of this fernery and then they'd
go out and they'd plant them and around the rest
of school.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
In the gardens. Stay out of that.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You were not allowed in there. I don't know why
you were not allowed in there, but because you'd break
fur maybe, yeah, maybe. But there were kids that got
strapped for going into the fernery. And it was it
was like, oh imagine going into the fernery. Was this
quite a magical place.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hey, so we've got Marcello and Taylor Montoya, you know,
league Legend and Jonathan being producer legend coming into the
st legend and and they've got a new podcast coming here.
Can someone stop letting rip in here because they're going
to come in. Someone's letting rip in here, and it's
(04:31):
kind of absolutely he said, basically Royalty coming in.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Jeremy, would you can you let them know that he.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Would you let rip a Prince Andrew was coming into
the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Well, possibly Prince Andrew, he wouldn't be coming into the studio.
He's got a sweating Is he sweating still or is
he not? He can't sweet Kenny, Prince Andrew, well, he said.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He couldn't sweat, and then there's all these pictures. I'm
sweating the best of us. That's that's how we got
around his thing. It's like that kind of me being
that disgusting sweaty peg because I don't like that woman's
heid Well when I say woman girl, rand he's the
best of us, So that that that's like that, Randy, Andy,
that's like me saying, you go, that can't be me
(05:14):
because I don't you know what I mean, Like that
can't be me because I don't fart and like that.
That smell can't be me because I don't as rife
with problems if you do, because people are going to
find out. Then you have to go back and say,
for your entire life, you never did that thing.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You know, tricky for the poor old quaint because Randy
Andy was actually a favorite? Was he? She like Randy
and he she loved Randy? And because Randy and he
was quite funny. Oh this isn't like could be quite
a good time.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You spent Friday's episode defending pitophiles, and now we're here
defending Randy Andy. I don't know if it's not defending him.
Oh you said he was the best of us.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Nah, but I didn't say I'm not defending his actions.
I'm just saying it's the best of us. I'm not
saying I'm not saying it sounds like you're defending him.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Yeah, it just feels like if you say, if he's
the best of us, Okay, So I don't think Prince
Andrew the best of us. He's the best of the
is the best of a bad bunch of royals?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
What?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Actually the Queen's better than her?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Queen was watched much better. But in terms of the
actually Charles is pretty good. It's got sausage chance.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Princess Anne, yeah, and the old horse face.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, she's good. She's good. She's she's that.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
She isn't she? That's not fair on her. But that's
not fair. Actually, the other thing was she actually was
quite a good horse rider in her own right.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
She went to the common Mouth Games. She won a middle,
didn't she? She won a bronze? Really? Yeah, have a
look at that chick. That which one is it?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Princess and princess and.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Someone got a casse role on in here. I know
they're coming in.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh no, I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Don't mention it. Jesus, we've got it.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Does smell like a casser role, Willies, that's not appropriate.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll
come back with the Montoy's.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
She fell off at the Olympics. Did you.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Wait? Did you fall off at the olymp And we're back?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
What did she win a middle? Princess hand? I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hands really seeing tumbling here or tumbling here at the
Olympics or make you double take?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Pretty good? She at the Olympics. She wrote at the Olympics.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, she's she's done something quite good. So old sausage hand.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's the first Royal to compete in the international sporting event,
the ninety seventy sections. She was, she was, she competed
at Montreal.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
What about Baldie because Baldie went to the school that
I went to. Oh, Baldy Edward the youngest one. Did
he go to one?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
He did a year tutoring there. That was their claim
to fame.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Was he any good? Apparently? Great in the sick? Well,
that's concerning it an Amal boys school.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, I mean, it's not concerning, not at all what
you're into.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
But that's your thing. I mean, what else are you
going to do? This is only boys.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I mean there's no You're gonna have six with someone?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's classic. You like, you have to have six with someone?
You know? You don't you do it?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You go to prison. You gotta have six with someone.
It's like being in prison.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Some people of their whole life and a chest, chest
chest and chestity and no one does.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Carden loses virginity till he was twenty seven years old.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah, but he's now he's I mean, it's like priests,
Catholic priest. It's like no one lives their life in chestday?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Is it? Bugger all people? What about nuns? Mate? Bugger
all men?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
What about do nuns messed about?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You can't ask that question? Delete that?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Can we delete that question? Can we also appropriate? Can
we delete that question?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Also? Can we just there's someone's cooking a casse role
under the man.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, okay, Well we've got guests.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yess that you've got a spicy smart and Hi. It's
just shocking.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh, these guys are going to come on, come on,
I don't know what they're gonna they can hear us
right now. It's stinks in hand.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, no, sorry, apologies.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
This is like humiliating.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
We've got some high level guests on the show. Finally
we have some high level guests and.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
You do that.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
The show that the Montours.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Thank you for the warm welcome.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, literally, it's not that bad actually, to be honest.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It sounds like casserole. I don't know what you've heard.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
If I let one rip with I think it' all
pass that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Nobody like about athletes.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Athletes it's the system runs hot, doesn't it. There's a
lot of protein in the diet, Yes, yeah, it runs.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Hot, Marcela.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
In terms of the warriors, who's the most gaseous, who's
the first name that comes to Who's the first per
that comes to you the moment you think gas?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
It's actually me?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Really, yes, me and probably my good mate Chance looks
like but that's it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, what do you get better and better out than nun? Yes?
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And what about what about out of Johnavan being who's
the most.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Guesses I'd say I'd say John O for sure. Just
by looking at him, you know, you can just tell
he's sick.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
He doesn't look is he okay?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
I need to check on him. Actually worry.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I worry about him, you know, like he just doesn't
look he doesn't look well. I've seen him over the years,
you know, just sort of deteriorate very slowly.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah, I have to see him five years.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
What it look like? Yeah, man, sort of a Joe
Biden situation.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, Parkinson's he he he was handsome once upon a time.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
He's still hands still still explaining, you can still.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
See, but you can still see that there's a bit
of something there, but you know, once on a time
he was he was hot to trot.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Really.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So you guys have got a podcast, yes, Running Down John?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Sorry, tell us about your podcast, The More Toys. What's happening?
When's it coming out?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Have you have you started recording it?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Yeah, We've done like quite a few episodes, so we
don't even know what to expect on what they're going
to put out. But every week is the same. It's
just me yelling.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
At him pretty much, me getting sprayed every week. And
then like we did an interview last week and they said,
oh is it is it any marriage advice? And I
was singing, it's no way to marriage advice. It's just
means they're taking the piece out of each other and
just how we live.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I guess what not to do actually in a marriage?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Good?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Yeah? The different Yeah, Like I'm the clean freak. She
doesn't care she's very dirty.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
I'm not dirty.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
I just she's not very dirty, but she's pretty messy.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I've got a theory.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I've got a theory because around everyone I know this
sort of this feeling in society that women are the
clean ones. But everyone I know, everyone I know, it's
the dude that's doing all the cleaning.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yes, yeah, say and definitely in my my place. My
partner's absolutely disgusting. She should be ashamed of herself. She's
revolting awesome. It's like a teenage like a teenage boy.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Describe her.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
You like Jerry Jerry goes So if he hosts a
party or something like that, jury will actually start cleaning
up within about half an hour of you being there.
So it's it's really so if you're a whole bunch
of mates around and stuff like that, everyone's having a
great time and the jury will start cleaning up pretty
much straight away.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
No, that is rubbish. What happens is I tidy mesh.
I don't clean up.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
It's stressful.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
There's a different stressing the party tidy and cleaning out.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I don't get the bloody vacuum cleaner out or anything
like that. But I like, you have around a beer
and waiting for someone to finish this.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
But it was like, I'm the same with the boys. Know,
if you have a few beers at our place, as
soon as I finish their bottle, put it straight in
the bin. I don't leave it there.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well exactly, you've been well trained. Yeah, you've been well
trained by you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Don't.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I don't like empty bottle caps on the floor. Put
it in the bin, don't leave it around.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Why would you. Who's going to pick it up? Exactly?
Louis can't do it, that's right. I think I reckon
Your mum trained you. Well. My mum was like, yeah,
she was tough.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Do you reckon that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
One of the reasons why woman can be quite missy
is the amount of potions they've got, Like, there's lots of.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
It doesn't work either, stuff in the bathrooms. Hell, oh,
it's rubbish. It's all ship. It's all ship. It's just
making money. It's just spending money on.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Arm Yeah, thank you. She's going to hate this, but
it's good.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yeah. Like, I just spent like a fortune on skincare
because I'm having a really bad month with breakouts, and
I spent about two hundred dollars and then we compare
it to yours, which is just a six dollar cream,
and he reckons, Yeah, really, because you're just bloody perfect.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Piece of shit.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
But that's the Jerry's point.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
But you Yeah, and don't start with the supplement. Don't
start me with a supply. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
These packages everywhere. It's like, what's this for some kind
of liver bullshit?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
It's like, come on, that's like a dollar thing of powder.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
What about getting a bunch of supplements and then later
on that night drinking in a tire bottle of wine.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
You have undone. You might have undone that the more
you put in surely you have a good effect. You know.
It's like, nah, it doesn't work. Like I'm oh, my god,
you're a man. You're a man in my heart.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Seriously, God, we should get together at some time and
just sort of have to just talk over sufferings hard man.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Do you guys have a clean up party?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
No one enjoys themselves.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Everyone just puts it every only clean up.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
To always said my partners called.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
She's always said to me, nobody remembers a party for
how clean it was. Nobody has ever been to a
party and go good man, that was a clean party.
It was really good.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, when when I'm cooking dinner, other I mean accused
of being more focused on the cleaning up than the
cooking the dinner, because I try and get every pot
put away as we go, so by the time you finished, Yes,
it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
And no one can eat it.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
But already last night I cooked like I bought this
new cooking book because he complains every week I only
cooked the same three meals that are what are they
pasta chicken snitz or and what's the yeah, and like
a cheeseburger, easy stuff.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
So I bought this, like the healthy cheeseburger.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
I bought this like twenty dollars cookbook and it was
simple dinners And I spent like two hours making a
Singapore noodle prawn all in the bin. Didn't even have it.
I bought the wrong curry powder. So it's real like
well like cluggy, it's like.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Yeah, but that's the thing too. I told you not
to buy that one, right, Yeah, that's and this is
what we're talking about. This is the podcast.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah right, okay, I can see how this is going
to go.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yeah, divorce.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You're on the chicken schnetti that is that is a
quintessential Australian dish chicken st Yes, great, why do.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
We not chicken schnetty and newsic No, we'll do a
what's schneity? We do? We do we do a.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Finish schnitzel, but we don't often do a chicken snetti
and chicken out.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
At a surf club. That you can't get more Australian
than that.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
What's the difference between a palma and a schnetti? Was confused?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
That has like tomato, like a tomato sauce and mozzarella
based on it. Okay, chicken snitzel is just the bread crumb.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
What do you prefer?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Parmesana? Actually Italian blood.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
But but you're not putting that in your ripper? Not
too much? Too much?
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Too much?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, you put nacho's in there. That's another one. Get it.
My complained about my kids complain about me only having
two meals. That you put nachos in, a chicken schnitty
in the rotation, then the three meal and rotator?
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Would you have cho you know anything? Come on, I
know how you work well, Marcella.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
What's your signature dish?
Speaker 7 (17:17):
I can't cook, Actually I do do lem on the
barbecue you like that.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Do but that's it. You're not even doing anything. The
barbecue is doing it all.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
But that's what we spoke about on the party. I
don't want to give too much away. She wouldn't got married.
She she she was going to be the cook. And
I was going to be the clean.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh yeah, perfect. You can't do everything that was my input.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Married your mom.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
You can't marry your mom. You can't. They need to
change that lak because you get on with your mum.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Okay, So when does your podcast.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Thinks the first episode drops Thursday, first August.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That's tomorrow, morrow, okay morrow, And I imagine it's available
on iHeart radio and wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Absolutely, okay, just of luck with that, and you guys
will have to come back on with us.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Because yeah, if you need to complain any more.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
I'll just come to that window. Chris and I come
in the windows.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Chris, your hands, that's against Chris. Hens begins when I
was looking to each other's eyes.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Once again, once again, apologies for that.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
That that the smell mess.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
There wasn't They're very very clear. That was may just go.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
We can we grab a fighter. That's a good chat.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Seeing me shot Taylor.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
I'm there for you, all right, all right, fellas you're
recording again, let's have a debrief.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's not a lots so really after that is zero
lovely people, lovely people.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Funny, yeah, great, funny people that were you're amazing that
they could overcome that hor rough extinch. I mean even
even said it's not that bad.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
It was bad, but it was as they're concerned, it
was mashed that did it.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
No, I think they believe that, but I think they might,
and that actually upsets me greatly.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm not actually the kind of guy that lets rip
in the studio, because he's been working with me for
a while, Jerry, would you sayd the kind of guy
that does.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
I'm not a g lane, You're not a re certvist defender. No,
I wouldn't say that. You do it all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's actually a very good point our show generally. Yeah,
it's pretty much when it comes to that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
That's actually the first time that we've really stunk up
an interview. I mean we've stunk it up and fat
and by not answering good questions every time, and stunk
it up by asking good questions that make it awkward,
just sort of a ride for our own backs. But
we've never really stunk up an interview out the anus.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
No, we haven't, and maybe it was good that it's happened.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I think really we now know that's what we don't
want to do.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's that's that was my angle on it. Do you
get that feeling?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
So that was Look, I think those guys, I've got
high hopes for their marriage.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I do think I saw a lot of love in there.
And the fact that they can have a go at
each other. I think that's good.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
They they like but acknowledge each other's quirks and differences.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
How long are they been married for? I don't know,
did you and shout of research a couple of years?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I don't know how long they've been married for because
the obviously both came over from Aussie. Yeah, she's got years?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Should I love a chicken schnitty? All right?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Then?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You know the other thing I was thinking it is interesting,
So I said, all right, then I can't start up
the lawn again.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
No, you go no, Just it's an Australia interesting, isn't
it an interesting country? It's such an interesting country. Yeah,
it's in a way a lot, not a lot more
interesting than New Zealand, but just in the way that
it was settled so interesting. The indigenous part of Australia
is absolutely fascinating. A rich twenty thousand year culture which.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Is just forty thou double that bunny.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Crazy amount of time, thousands of languages crazy. Then a
weird penal colony, then weird immigration, weird race relations. It's
got a lot of weird stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Good at sport, great at sport, very good at sport.
It's girt by sea.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, why is everyone so hot? That's what I want
to know.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Great butts, great bats.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I like Ossie Butts, and I cannot lie down on you.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Go good from behind?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, I don't know if you can say that. I mean,
that's by Have you always said that.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Look good from behind?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
How can Ossie do such?
Speaker 8 (22:09):
All?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Right?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Why do you keep it for a ship? Obviously you do.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Just keep trying to potato tops, but the potatot toop
pies r bet.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I just want to say, for the riga, there wasn't
me that you keep trying to distance yourself from.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Because the people who are listening don't know. If I
say that I didn't, then what do they know? It's
only you guys here know that I did it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, Well, I'm going to table a topic for tomorrow's
podcast and if it's okay, Yeah, Jerry's not here, but Matt,
maybe you and I can discuss it is Ossie. Are
Australians the best at making footpaths that go alongside, that
run adjacent to water?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
They are.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
I've always I've always noticed that there the water are
adjacent footpaths.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
What about their beach?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
What about their beach adjacent foot paths where sometimes they
smooth the sand so there's no lip between the.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Are you talking about NUSA when they do that? Do
they have better surf clubs than us? Shit? Like, what's
wrong with it? What's wrong with us that we have?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, there's some law in Australia where you go in
and you can just join the surf club that day.
As you're going in, they quickly make you a member,
and then you get cheap booze and.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
So good and good spots, oh yeah, with great views.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
And they make a schnitty a shnitty and then a
bunch of beers and you're looking out over bloody noose.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
The better you don't have to sit through six months
of ordinary weather and when.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
But surf clubs in New Zealand are mainly just a
soggy biscuit situation, aren't they. I Mean there's no family meals,
there's no joining up, it's just a sort of soggy biscuit,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, I'm sure it is mainly.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, I'm just thinking like Poodletown, for example, par he's
got a surf club. It's got a surf club building,
but would have killed them to put a restaurant in there,
in a bar, would have been bloody awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
The business model is so clear.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
And we don't want people to go to our beaches
though with the business. The business model so clear over there.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You're right, Mash, because everyone drinks at the surf club
and buys a chicken shnitty and that pays for all
the stuff they do because it's a nonprofit. That's why
they signed people so up up because then they go
out that pace for their boats. That pays for staff
to be watching the water.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah, we have to go cap in hand to BP.
Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, pp does all that stuff, doesn't it.
Cap in Hand. I went to NUSA not that long
ago and I signed up to the surf club there
and they said, oh, yep, I see you've signed up
in twenty nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Totally. Yeah, but it is.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
They're huge, and then they've got a really good system
where you go up and you order at the thing,
and then yeah, that so they don't have to worry
about waiters and waitresses. They just have people that just
deliver the meals rather than people taking your order. You
just go up and order at the thing.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
They didn't invent that. What you mean when you take
the number to get us at a separate place. I'm
in the bar. Then you go your bars kept separate
from that.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know they order the
food ordering bits over there.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
It's easy because everyone just was the chicken shnitty in
the Bear of Monday, on the Bear of Monday?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
How good is bear of Monday?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Or the Parmejana? Would you like the schnitty the Bear
of Monday or the Parmesan?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
That's right? And you go, oh what else you got?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Fuck off, mate, You got the chicken schnitty, the Parmejana
or the bear of Monday the Monday and if you
want anything else you can fuck.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Right back off to New Zealand. Piece of ship.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
The beer tastes a bit ship. It tastes a bit
kind of like the water. It tastes like the water
over there. It's a bit mucky. It doesn't beers are
a bit a bit mucky.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
They are a bit monkey, but Barkie almost.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Yeah, there's no need for you to catch the rain
water off a tree mate and then put it in
the beer.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, there's it's like bes a bit mucky. It's like
they put wood chips in the in the barrel.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I think our beer is kind of crisper. Yeah, bitter
beer here.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It tastes cleaner, better beer here, so we went, Yeah, okay,
I think the Asians do the best beer though, in
my opinion, an Ashian lager, it's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, it's not some boy.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Portant or like a tiger or something, so he's good anyway, who's.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Got to be varying careful. We never know what current
beer sponsor we've got at the moment.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
That's good, could be any company, could be up.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
All right, all right, have a good trip, Jerry, thanks
seem busy, Debarkle.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
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Speaker 1 (26:23):
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Someone's horribly flection lond in the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You're farting up a store.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Busy already just moments ago you wanted to be a
little less.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I want to say that that are Year was not
agreeing with what you'd said, because you were illegally talking
over the intro and when you said that your ass
is getting busy, and I went, oh, yeah, that are
Year was just because I always say, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Was it.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
No, you were admitting to the fact that your ass
had been busy, because it had been busy producing gas gas.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Can you prove that? Yep?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Fucking stinks in here, mate, It.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Reeks, and there's only one person that's producing some guess,
and it's you.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I once got kicked out of class when I was
five because someone said that I'd farted and I see it, No,
I haven't, And I got on the table and shoved
my butt and I think it was Matthew Bellard's face
saying sniff, sniffer, I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It's someone else, Yeah you did.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
We're doing a lot from the age of five to six. Focus,
You're doing a lot. I'd love to talk to some
of your teachers. Can we get can we get one
of your teachers on the podcast is Stringer.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Can we get missus.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Stringer on the podcast and have a chat about.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You may may no longer be with us, But I
was in a lot of trouble. I was always in trouble.
My parents always having to come to school. Are used
to always solve things by just punching, Like I'd just
jump over a disc and start punching the person in
front of me.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So often it was there was something wrong with me.
Where where did the anger come from? I think it's
I don't know. I don't know if I was angry.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You know, it sounds like you're angry.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I just I just my mind used to just click
and I do things.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
And then it was it an outer body experience. Is
it like someone else was controlling you?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, I don't know what it was like that. That
sounds like I.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Was very very arm at home, but very It took
me a while to adjust to going to school.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Not because you could do what you wanted at home,
maybe and then all of a sudden you'd go because
you had older siblings and you probably they were probably
you probably could.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hide away a little bit maybe as one of Also,
I think it's I think it's a transition for a
lot of kids, like especially young boys, to just go
to school. It's not it doesn't quite work to be
sitting at a desk all day when you've got so
much freaking energy and you're just suddenly sitting there going
I mean, just when is this going to stop?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Did they have corporal punishment at your school?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah? Did you ever get the strap? Did you strap?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I got the strap so unfairly once because the ball
was knocked into a neighbor's yard and I went in
to get it because we're playing some kind of I
think it was a ten sport. I don't think we're
playing cricket. We're paying some kind of sport. And I
went in to get it and then I got out,
and they're like, I got dragged by the rust down
to the office and got wet with the strap.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And it was like, because you went out of bounds,
went out of bounds.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, it was out of bounds. Out of bounds was
so huge.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You don't go out of bounds apart man.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
But my argument was the ball was out of bounds
and someone needed to.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Get I mean, no, that's a good argument. But I
remember at my school too, as a five six seven
year old out about Oh man, you were not allowed
in the fernery. I mean the fernery even now, the fernery.
I went back because my son now goes to the
old school that at my old school that I went to,
and I went back there and they've still got the
bloody fernery, and I just got the hebe jibs. I
saw the fernery and I thought, oh God, I get
(03:31):
to stay away from that thing.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You going near there.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
The fernery was this giant trellis is green, this round
building and not building, but you know kind of thing,
and and inside it were all of the plants that
were grown for the rest of the school so that
they'd get little seedlings and saplings and stuff. And they
were all growing inside of this fernery and then they'd
go out and they'd plant them and around the rest
of school.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
In the gardens. Stay out of that.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You were not allowed in there. I don't know why
you were not allowed in there, but because you'd break
fur maybe, yeah, maybe. But there were kids that got
strapped for going into the fernery. And it was it
was like, oh imagine going into the fernery. Was this
quite a magical place.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hey, so we've got Marcello and Taylor Montoya, you know,
league Legend and Jonathan being producer legend coming into the
st legend and and they've got a new podcast coming here.
Can someone stop letting rip in here because they're going
to come in. Someone's letting rip in here, and it's
(04:31):
kind of absolutely he said, basically Royalty coming in.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Jeremy, would you can you let them know that he.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Would you let rip a Prince Andrew was coming into
the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Well, possibly Prince Andrew, he wouldn't be coming into the studio.
He's got a sweating Is he sweating still or is
he not? He can't sweet Kenny, Prince Andrew, well, he said.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He couldn't sweat, and then there's all these pictures. I'm
sweating the best of us. That's that's how we got
around his thing. It's like that kind of me being
that disgusting sweaty peg because I don't like that woman's
heid Well when I say woman girl, rand he's the
best of us, So that that that's like that, Randy, Andy,
that's like me saying, you go, that can't be me
(05:14):
because I don't you know what I mean, Like that
can't be me because I don't fart and like that.
That smell can't be me because I don't as rife
with problems if you do, because people are going to
find out. Then you have to go back and say,
for your entire life, you never did that thing.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You know, tricky for the poor old quaint because Randy
Andy was actually a favorite? Was he? She like Randy
and he she loved Randy? And because Randy and he
was quite funny. Oh this isn't like could be quite
a good time.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You spent Friday's episode defending pitophiles, and now we're here
defending Randy Andy. I don't know if it's not defending him.
Oh you said he was the best of us.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Nah, but I didn't say I'm not defending his actions.
I'm just saying it's the best of us. I'm not
saying I'm not saying it sounds like you're defending him.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Yeah, it just feels like if you say, if he's
the best of us, Okay, So I don't think Prince
Andrew the best of us. He's the best of the
is the best of a bad bunch of royals?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
What?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Actually the Queen's better than her?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Queen was watched much better. But in terms of the
actually Charles is pretty good. It's got sausage chance.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Princess Anne, yeah, and the old horse face.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, she's good. She's good. She's she's that.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
She isn't she? That's not fair on her. But that's
not fair. Actually, the other thing was she actually was
quite a good horse rider in her own right.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
She went to the common Mouth Games. She won a middle,
didn't she? She won a bronze? Really? Yeah, have a
look at that chick. That which one is it?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Princess and princess and.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Someone got a casse role on in here. I know
they're coming in.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh no, I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Don't mention it. Jesus, we've got it.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Does smell like a casser role, Willies, that's not appropriate.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll
come back with the Montoy's.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
She fell off at the Olympics. Did you.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Wait? Did you fall off at the olymp And we're back?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
What did she win a middle? Princess hand? I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hands really seeing tumbling here or tumbling here at the
Olympics or make you double take?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Pretty good? She at the Olympics. She wrote at the Olympics.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, she's she's done something quite good. So old sausage hand.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's the first Royal to compete in the international sporting event,
the ninety seventy sections. She was, she was, she competed
at Montreal.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
What about Baldie because Baldie went to the school that
I went to. Oh, Baldy Edward the youngest one. Did
he go to one?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
He did a year tutoring there. That was their claim
to fame.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Was he any good? Apparently? Great in the sick? Well,
that's concerning it an Amal boys school.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, I mean, it's not concerning, not at all what
you're into.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
But that's your thing. I mean, what else are you
going to do? This is only boys.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I mean there's no You're gonna have six with someone?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's classic. You like, you have to have six with someone?
You know? You don't you do it?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You go to prison. You gotta have six with someone.
It's like being in prison.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Some people of their whole life and a chest, chest
chest and chestity and no one does.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Carden loses virginity till he was twenty seven years old.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah, but he's now he's I mean, it's like priests,
Catholic priest. It's like no one lives their life in chestday?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Is it? Bugger all people? What about nuns? Mate? Bugger
all men?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
What about do nuns messed about?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You can't ask that question? Delete that?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Can we delete that question? Can we also appropriate? Can
we delete that question?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Also? Can we just there's someone's cooking a casse role
under the man.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, okay, Well we've got guests.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yess that you've got a spicy smart and Hi. It's
just shocking.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh, these guys are going to come on, come on,
I don't know what they're gonna they can hear us
right now. It's stinks in hand.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, no, sorry, apologies.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
This is like humiliating.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
We've got some high level guests on the show. Finally
we have some high level guests and.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
You do that.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
The show that the Montours.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Thank you for the warm welcome.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, literally, it's not that bad actually, to be honest.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It sounds like casserole. I don't know what you've heard.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
If I let one rip with I think it' all
pass that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Nobody like about athletes.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Athletes it's the system runs hot, doesn't it. There's a
lot of protein in the diet, Yes, yeah, it runs.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Hot, Marcela.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
In terms of the warriors, who's the most gaseous, who's
the first name that comes to Who's the first per
that comes to you the moment you think gas?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
It's actually me?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Really, yes, me and probably my good mate Chance looks
like but that's it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, what do you get better and better out than nun? Yes?
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And what about what about out of Johnavan being who's
the most.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Guesses I'd say I'd say John O for sure. Just
by looking at him, you know, you can just tell
he's sick.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
He doesn't look is he okay?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
I need to check on him. Actually worry.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I worry about him, you know, like he just doesn't
look he doesn't look well. I've seen him over the years,
you know, just sort of deteriorate very slowly.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah, I have to see him five years.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
What it look like? Yeah, man, sort of a Joe
Biden situation.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, Parkinson's he he he was handsome once upon a time.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
He's still hands still still explaining, you can still.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
See, but you can still see that there's a bit
of something there, but you know, once on a time
he was he was hot to trot.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Really.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So you guys have got a podcast, yes, Running Down John?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Sorry, tell us about your podcast, The More Toys. What's happening?
When's it coming out?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Have you have you started recording it?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Yeah, We've done like quite a few episodes, so we
don't even know what to expect on what they're going
to put out. But every week is the same. It's
just me yelling.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
At him pretty much, me getting sprayed every week. And
then like we did an interview last week and they said,
oh is it is it any marriage advice? And I
was singing, it's no way to marriage advice. It's just
means they're taking the piece out of each other and
just how we live.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I guess what not to do actually in a marriage?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Good?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Yeah? The different Yeah, Like I'm the clean freak. She
doesn't care she's very dirty.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
I'm not dirty.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
I just she's not very dirty, but she's pretty messy.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I've got a theory.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I've got a theory because around everyone I know this
sort of this feeling in society that women are the
clean ones. But everyone I know, everyone I know, it's
the dude that's doing all the cleaning.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yes, yeah, say and definitely in my my place. My
partner's absolutely disgusting. She should be ashamed of herself. She's
revolting awesome. It's like a teenage like a teenage boy.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Describe her.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
You like Jerry Jerry goes So if he hosts a
party or something like that, jury will actually start cleaning
up within about half an hour of you being there.
So it's it's really so if you're a whole bunch
of mates around and stuff like that, everyone's having a
great time and the jury will start cleaning up pretty
much straight away.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
No, that is rubbish. What happens is I tidy mesh.
I don't clean up.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
It's stressful.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
There's a different stressing the party tidy and cleaning out.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I don't get the bloody vacuum cleaner out or anything
like that. But I like, you have around a beer
and waiting for someone to finish this.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
But it was like, I'm the same with the boys. Know,
if you have a few beers at our place, as
soon as I finish their bottle, put it straight in
the bin. I don't leave it there.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well exactly, you've been well trained. Yeah, you've been well
trained by you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Don't.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I don't like empty bottle caps on the floor. Put
it in the bin, don't leave it around.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Why would you. Who's going to pick it up? Exactly?
Louis can't do it, that's right. I think I reckon
Your mum trained you. Well. My mum was like, yeah,
she was tough.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Do you reckon that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
One of the reasons why woman can be quite missy
is the amount of potions they've got, Like, there's lots of.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
It doesn't work either, stuff in the bathrooms. Hell, oh,
it's rubbish. It's all ship. It's all ship. It's just
making money. It's just spending money on.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Arm Yeah, thank you. She's going to hate this, but
it's good.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yeah. Like, I just spent like a fortune on skincare
because I'm having a really bad month with breakouts, and
I spent about two hundred dollars and then we compare
it to yours, which is just a six dollar cream,
and he reckons, Yeah, really, because you're just bloody perfect.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Piece of shit.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
But that's the Jerry's point.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
But you Yeah, and don't start with the supplement. Don't
start me with a supply. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
These packages everywhere. It's like, what's this for some kind
of liver bullshit?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
It's like, come on, that's like a dollar thing of powder.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
What about getting a bunch of supplements and then later
on that night drinking in a tire bottle of wine.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
You have undone. You might have undone that the more
you put in surely you have a good effect. You know.
It's like, nah, it doesn't work. Like I'm oh, my god,
you're a man. You're a man in my heart.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Seriously, God, we should get together at some time and
just sort of have to just talk over sufferings hard man.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Do you guys have a clean up party?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
No one enjoys themselves.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Everyone just puts it every only clean up.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
To always said my partners called.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
She's always said to me, nobody remembers a party for
how clean it was. Nobody has ever been to a
party and go good man, that was a clean party.
It was really good.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, when when I'm cooking dinner, other I mean accused
of being more focused on the cleaning up than the
cooking the dinner, because I try and get every pot
put away as we go, so by the time you finished, Yes,
it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
And no one can eat it.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
But already last night I cooked like I bought this
new cooking book because he complains every week I only
cooked the same three meals that are what are they
pasta chicken snitz or and what's the yeah, and like
a cheeseburger, easy stuff.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
So I bought this, like the healthy cheeseburger.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
I bought this like twenty dollars cookbook and it was
simple dinners And I spent like two hours making a
Singapore noodle prawn all in the bin. Didn't even have it.
I bought the wrong curry powder. So it's real like
well like cluggy, it's like.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Yeah, but that's the thing too. I told you not
to buy that one, right, Yeah, that's and this is
what we're talking about. This is the podcast.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah right, okay, I can see how this is going
to go.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yeah, divorce.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You're on the chicken schnetti that is that is a
quintessential Australian dish chicken st Yes, great, why do.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
We not chicken schnetty and newsic No, we'll do a
what's schneity? We do? We do we do a.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Finish schnitzel, but we don't often do a chicken snetti
and chicken out.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
At a surf club. That you can't get more Australian
than that.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
What's the difference between a palma and a schnetti? Was confused?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
That has like tomato, like a tomato sauce and mozzarella
based on it. Okay, chicken snitzel is just the bread crumb.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
What do you prefer?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Parmesana? Actually Italian blood.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
But but you're not putting that in your ripper? Not
too much? Too much?
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Too much?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, you put nacho's in there. That's another one. Get it.
My complained about my kids complain about me only having
two meals. That you put nachos in, a chicken schnitty
in the rotation, then the three meal and rotator?
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Would you have cho you know anything? Come on, I
know how you work well, Marcella.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
What's your signature dish?
Speaker 7 (17:17):
I can't cook, Actually I do do lem on the
barbecue you like that.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Do but that's it. You're not even doing anything. The
barbecue is doing it all.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
But that's what we spoke about on the party. I
don't want to give too much away. She wouldn't got married.
She she she was going to be the cook. And
I was going to be the clean.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh yeah, perfect. You can't do everything that was my input.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Married your mom.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
You can't marry your mom. You can't. They need to
change that lak because you get on with your mum.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Okay, So when does your podcast.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Thinks the first episode drops Thursday, first August.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That's tomorrow, morrow, okay morrow, And I imagine it's available
on iHeart radio and wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Absolutely, okay, just of luck with that, and you guys
will have to come back on with us.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Because yeah, if you need to complain any more.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
I'll just come to that window. Chris and I come
in the windows.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Chris, your hands, that's against Chris. Hens begins when I
was looking to each other's eyes.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Once again, once again, apologies for that.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
That that the smell mess.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
There wasn't They're very very clear. That was may just go.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
We can we grab a fighter. That's a good chat.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Seeing me shot Taylor.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
I'm there for you, all right, all right, fellas you're
recording again, let's have a debrief.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's not a lots so really after that is zero
lovely people, lovely people.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Funny, yeah, great, funny people that were you're amazing that
they could overcome that hor rough extinch. I mean even
even said it's not that bad.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
It was bad, but it was as they're concerned, it
was mashed that did it.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
No, I think they believe that, but I think they might,
and that actually upsets me greatly.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm not actually the kind of guy that lets rip
in the studio, because he's been working with me for
a while, Jerry, would you sayd the kind of guy
that does.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
I'm not a g lane, You're not a re certvist defender. No,
I wouldn't say that. You do it all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's actually a very good point our show generally. Yeah,
it's pretty much when it comes to that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
That's actually the first time that we've really stunk up
an interview. I mean we've stunk it up and fat
and by not answering good questions every time, and stunk
it up by asking good questions that make it awkward,
just sort of a ride for our own backs. But
we've never really stunk up an interview out the anus.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
No, we haven't, and maybe it was good that it's happened.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I think really we now know that's what we don't
want to do.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's that's that was my angle on it. Do you
get that feeling?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
So that was Look, I think those guys, I've got
high hopes for their marriage.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I do think I saw a lot of love in there.
And the fact that they can have a go at
each other. I think that's good.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
They they like but acknowledge each other's quirks and differences.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
How long are they been married for? I don't know,
did you and shout of research a couple of years?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I don't know how long they've been married for because
the obviously both came over from Aussie. Yeah, she's got years?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Should I love a chicken schnitty? All right?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Then?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You know the other thing I was thinking it is interesting,
So I said, all right, then I can't start up
the lawn again.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
No, you go no, Just it's an Australia interesting, isn't
it an interesting country? It's such an interesting country. Yeah,
it's in a way a lot, not a lot more
interesting than New Zealand, but just in the way that
it was settled so interesting. The indigenous part of Australia
is absolutely fascinating. A rich twenty thousand year culture which.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Is just forty thou double that bunny.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Crazy amount of time, thousands of languages crazy. Then a
weird penal colony, then weird immigration, weird race relations. It's
got a lot of weird stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Good at sport, great at sport, very good at sport.
It's girt by sea.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, why is everyone so hot? That's what I want
to know.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Great butts, great bats.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I like Ossie Butts, and I cannot lie down on you.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Go good from behind?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, I don't know if you can say that. I mean,
that's by Have you always said that.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Look good from behind?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
How can Ossie do such?
Speaker 8 (22:09):
All?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Right?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Why do you keep it for a ship? Obviously you do.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Just keep trying to potato tops, but the potatot toop
pies r bet.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I just want to say, for the riga, there wasn't
me that you keep trying to distance yourself from.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Because the people who are listening don't know. If I
say that I didn't, then what do they know? It's
only you guys here know that I did it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, Well, I'm going to table a topic for tomorrow's
podcast and if it's okay, Yeah, Jerry's not here, but Matt,
maybe you and I can discuss it is Ossie. Are
Australians the best at making footpaths that go alongside, that
run adjacent to water?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
They are.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
I've always I've always noticed that there the water are
adjacent footpaths.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
What about their beach?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
What about their beach adjacent foot paths where sometimes they
smooth the sand so there's no lip between the.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Are you talking about NUSA when they do that? Do
they have better surf clubs than us? Shit? Like, what's
wrong with it? What's wrong with us that we have?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, there's some law in Australia where you go in
and you can just join the surf club that day.
As you're going in, they quickly make you a member,
and then you get cheap booze and.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
So good and good spots, oh yeah, with great views.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
And they make a schnitty a shnitty and then a
bunch of beers and you're looking out over bloody noose.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
The better you don't have to sit through six months
of ordinary weather and when.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
But surf clubs in New Zealand are mainly just a
soggy biscuit situation, aren't they. I Mean there's no family meals,
there's no joining up, it's just a sort of soggy biscuit,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, I'm sure it is mainly.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, I'm just thinking like Poodletown, for example, par he's
got a surf club. It's got a surf club building,
but would have killed them to put a restaurant in there,
in a bar, would have been bloody awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
The business model is so clear.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
And we don't want people to go to our beaches
though with the business. The business model so clear over there.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You're right, Mash, because everyone drinks at the surf club
and buys a chicken shnitty and that pays for all
the stuff they do because it's a nonprofit. That's why
they signed people so up up because then they go
out that pace for their boats. That pays for staff
to be watching the water.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah, we have to go cap in hand to BP.
Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, pp does all that stuff, doesn't it.
Cap in Hand. I went to NUSA not that long
ago and I signed up to the surf club there
and they said, oh, yep, I see you've signed up
in twenty nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Totally. Yeah, but it is.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
They're huge, and then they've got a really good system
where you go up and you order at the thing,
and then yeah, that so they don't have to worry
about waiters and waitresses. They just have people that just
deliver the meals rather than people taking your order. You
just go up and order at the thing.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
They didn't invent that. What you mean when you take
the number to get us at a separate place. I'm
in the bar. Then you go your bars kept separate
from that.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know they order the
food ordering bits over there.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
It's easy because everyone just was the chicken shnitty in
the Bear of Monday, on the Bear of Monday?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
How good is bear of Monday?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Or the Parmejana? Would you like the schnitty the Bear
of Monday or the Parmesan?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
That's right? And you go, oh what else you got?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Fuck off, mate, You got the chicken schnitty, the Parmejana
or the bear of Monday the Monday and if you
want anything else you can fuck.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Right back off to New Zealand. Piece of ship.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
The beer tastes a bit ship. It tastes a bit
kind of like the water. It tastes like the water
over there. It's a bit mucky. It doesn't beers are
a bit a bit mucky.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
They are a bit monkey, but Barkie almost.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Yeah, there's no need for you to catch the rain
water off a tree mate and then put it in
the beer.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, there's it's like bes a bit mucky. It's like
they put wood chips in the in the barrel.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I think our beer is kind of crisper. Yeah, bitter
beer here.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It tastes cleaner, better beer here, so we went, Yeah, okay,
I think the Asians do the best beer though, in
my opinion, an Ashian lager, it's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, it's not some boy.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Portant or like a tiger or something, so he's good anyway, who's.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Got to be varying careful. We never know what current
beer sponsor we've got at the moment.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
That's good, could be any company, could be up.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
All right, all right, have a good trip, Jerry, thanks
seem busy, Debarkle.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
That was hello. I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway.
Sit to download, like subscribe, writer review all those great things.
It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
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Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my
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You've Got is out now get it wherever you get
your books, or just google the bastard. Anyway you seem busy,
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