October 29, 2025 • 19 mins
Today on the show the guys talk about calling A Hitler in the phone book, and the new people moving into the cafe in the courtyard.
Should they run a cafe, or try some other kind of business venture?
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Get a It's Jerry here from the Heidechy Breakfast, just
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but didn't know that, we also do a live radio show.
We do, and if you're wondering how to find out
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Speaker 2 (00:39):
I thought you were doing. Are you doing the g
Lane clap or just applauding?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I was just clapping a line. Thought that was a
really really it was a great intro to Battlestar Galactica, tremendous.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've said g Lane does. It's interesting he does the
clap in the mosh pit. It doesn't matter. I sort
of thought that was reserved for like sparsely populated dance
floors here in New Zealand. But do people in the
mosh but Gelane will still stomp and clap.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, he does it and really tightly constricted dance floors
as well. Because I've told the story a million times.
But we took him along to a party at my
friend's place house party and he was dangerously steamed, as
was I, as was most of the people there. So
it's for as were most of the people there, and
he clapped along. He s having a bloody great time,
(01:24):
Jesus having a good time. He didn't get his whees
properly in the toilet, but that's okay. That's another story.
And then he was on the dance floor and someone
came up to me and said, Hey, that made of
yours seems like an okay guy, but could you take
him home. He's just it's really annoying the DJ that
he's clapping louder than the music, and he's stomping his
foot at the same time.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's a thunderclap.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
So and it doesn't matter if everyone else is clapping
on the three and four, he's still one and two
and one and two and one and two, and everyone
else will be clapping out of time with him.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It doesn't matter. He's on his own schedule.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It don't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It matter to her.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He's an independent operator.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
All the music's within him, and it's it's just pouring
out of him.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh you reckon. He is music.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I think there's musical. There's musical than all of us.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I feel the pain of that because I play covers.
I play covers with the drummer and myself on acoustic
guitar and singing, and we take a fun tambourine along
and we're like, oh right, there's a group of people
that look like they won't have a bit of fun,
and so you give them the tambourine. And I have
the drummer's drum so loud in my ears, but I
can still hear every now and again. Yeah, and if
(02:34):
that can't out of time, that makes me so angry
and puts me off.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh really, that puts you off.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And they look at they look at you really, and
it's always guys as well.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, yeah, how hard is it? Have you ever tried
to like being a tambourine offbeat? It's actually really quite
difficult to.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Do it because the rhythms within your gear.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Some people are experted.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That is a bitter and move. I hadn't seen that before.
I was at a winning at the start of the year,
and the fellers, just because it was at a hall
where they used to do like school camps and stuff.
There's all sorts of tambourines, cowboys, all sorts of ship
and so they were just like handing them out to
you know, mother of the groom or everyone just had
a It was great. You felt you really feel like
(03:20):
you're part of the gig. And it didn't matter there
because it was just like the band was just people
that were at the wedding. It wasn't like we paid
this band to come in. It was just like, we'll
get peg up there. We'll get Jacko Pegg and Jacko
peg Peg Jacko, Chris Furer.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Who's Chris Furer? The leader?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Chris Jacko was the leader of that band.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Chris Fior is not not a Nazi? Is he?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
No Swiss?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I think Swiss German? Chris Fira, I don't think. Should
we get Chris Fia on the show tomorrow sounds a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Like it doesn't just pop in to say hi.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
To answer allegations that Chris Fira is ANAZZI. I don't
think he is. We'll get back to Chris Fire. They'll
be like, you know, and I was talking about you
on the podcast, and he'll be like the Nazi ship,
how if you h r e R?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh my god, it's concerning.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
He's a Wimer.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He met his granddad.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I never met his granddad and.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He used to be a Hitler in the phone book
we called we do prank calls on him? Pretty sure
it was a Hitler, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You know what did they ever answer? Did Adlf Hitler
ever answer you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, because I was going to say it would be
I imagine it would be someone who someone else who
was playing a prank.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That was like, should we should we put an a
Hitler in the Yellow Pages?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
And then you decades are calling that dickhead.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's not a name that you'd want as a surname.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Hitler.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, there's not. There's not the Hitler's in Germany at
the moment. How many Hitlers are there? How many Adolf
Hitler's are there? A gym?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
And no, they must have rolled that out. They rolled
that out.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Can you still call your kid Adolf Hitler in Germany?
Can you still call your kid Adolf Hitler in Germany?
She's thinking, what about.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Herman Goering Goebels, Joseph Goebbels, give me a Joseph Goebbels.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm a little bit worried because I'm going to go
and look up Hitler on the White Pages dot cod
at Z, which its name is actually white online.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Real he would be in the White Pages, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
There's an L O. Hitler and Newland. Should I have
said that on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I look, it's public information. Do we need to be
promoting I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I think they're from there, the you know, the Dargaville.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Hitler's Austrian. You'd change it, though, wouldn't you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You would change it definitely because I know someone who
Am I going to say this into my friend?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know someone who moved into a regional auroral community
and their last name was cock. Oh yeah, And they
were like, I'm want to do.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
My son a favor here and just change that. We
don't just have to see out and they're going to.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Go bed ock.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
And so they were batter from from then on.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Bad cock.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But they were bad cock. And God blessed that person
who was just like, you know what, my son is
not going to.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Be a bad cock, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You are crippling your kid from the jump by giving
them a wacky name.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And you can change it, of course you can.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You can call yourself you can.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I heard you know how pet. There's there's Cockburn Street
and Gray Do you guys know about Cockburn Street? My girlfriend. Actually,
you just live on Cockboon and.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Lived on it.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, should you go down Cockburn a lot?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I spent a huge amount of time in Cockburnt. I've
got great memories of Cockburn Street.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah. And anyway, they.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Call it Koeburn Street. Ah, yeah, it's not right, and
it's not It's Cockburn. Come on.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
This is a story and I'm not going to say
who it was, but a person that I know very well.
They had a workmate come back from visiting their daughter
in the UK and they had a photo outside the
sign of the town she lived in.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
She lived in the town of black.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Hack, black Hacke, black.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Cock, Oh, black Oh, black Cock.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
And this person that I know very well looked at
this photo. They were in themko room, and you know,
this woman's like, oh, yes, I've just got back from
the UK. Here's some of the photos of me and
my daughter. This is the town that she lives in.
And this person that I know very well was like
looking around the office like we're all seeing this, right,
that says black Cock, and everyone else is like, I
(07:36):
don't know, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Jeez, I didn't see it. Yeah, this persons just started laughing.
Oh sorry, but everyone else is playing it real straight,
like yeah black Oh, where's that half a shire? Like no, no, no,
you're showing me a photo of a sign. This is
black Cot and expect they mean not to laugh. You know,
I should take a breath.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
To make a fatal mistake.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You've googled on the work computer black Cock, and not
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
X videos comes up for an hub X what's X
in x X? I don't know that one viruses. I
think Operation black Cock was an operation to clear German
troops from the Rua Triangle.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well there you get Operation black Cock. They knew what
they were doing.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm not going to Hey, what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
What's happening up there? And the kiosk?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh yes, exciting developments, So.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's dangerous.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
There's a kiosk out in the courtyard just past Bay
Valley here that at various times has been a cafe.
I think it's opened twice in my memory, and both
times it's failed, the second time catastrophically. So the people
that ran it out there, that people were buying coffee
is we get a discount here, so we'd go out
(08:57):
there and get coffees there. It's just in the courtyard,
makes sense to go there. They made the fatal era
one day of calling into George FM and saying, I
don't know what the segment was that they were running,
but they called it and they were like, Hey, we
run the coffee shop outside in ZIM so we're right
beside ZDM, we're upside the hits, we're upside radio Hodaki
(09:18):
Be's upstairs whatever. And they were like, we don't listen
to any of that shit. We do listened to George FM.
And that made it. That audio made its way around
the building. And I think they underestimated just how petty
the media industry can be, and where's a collective company?
Strangled them out of business.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And they left, They left, and then and then a
lovely couple moved, A lovely.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Couple, Caho and Robin, Caho and Robin, and I would
just like to pay tribute to our friend Jeremy Wells,
who really went the extra mile to support local business.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Thank you, Ruder. I'm pleased you appreciated that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It was really amazing, I really did.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I saw a lovely young couple turn up with business aspirations,
with optimism.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Fuck, they were optimistic.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They were so optimistic, and it was so nice, and
they were lovely people, and they worked bloody hard and
unfortunately it's not it's not a place. And we got
coffees across the every day. They were always friendly, they
were I always walked away from those interactions. You know
(10:24):
when you go to a shop or something and then
you walk away and you think, ah, someone and someone
goes the extra mile in terms of just being friendly
and being nice, and you walk away and you have
just a positive feeling from the interaction. Every time I
went to that cafe, I walked away with a positive feeling.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
And subsequently, there's no amount they could charge you that
you wouldn't pay. If you feel like I love these guys,
this is you know, you'll pay anything.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I've got the same thing at Ripe, which is just
at Ripe, the cafe and deli which is just up
the road from me and Gray Lunn and Richmond Road,
a little bit a plug here for Ripe. And every
time I go in there, the people in there are
like my friends, and they are always asking what's going on,
and I chaed away and and I genuinely look forward
(11:13):
to going and and seeing the people who are working
and walking walking out. It's man, it's good.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I had that when I used to live next door
to a cafe and the guy was just so friend
and he loved that Jeff worked at a zoo, always
asked about the zoo animals, and subsequently we would be
over there every day every day that we had off work.
We're over there for but a brunch. Now our cat
was shitting in his garden.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
So he had these.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Little planter boxes next to the next to the seats
out in the back of the cafe, and we knew
it was our cat because he would bring in serviettes
from the cafe. He'd just bring them back. I don't know,
most brings a bunch of stuff back. And so we're
like all this bloody servietes coming through from the cafe.
And then we go over there for brunch one morning
and the go goess, how's everything going.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It's good, good, good.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But this summer there's a cat somewhere that is shitting
in the garden and it's really ranking the customers out
and we're like, oh, really, that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well did you play ignorance? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I played dumb ah dune.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, I mean, it might not have been my cat,
it was your cat.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Definitely my cat. That that.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But when though that young hardworking couple were running that
cafe out there in the courtyard, uh Me and Kesey
the man bastard filled in for you and Jerry for
a couple of weeks during that period. This was at
the start of Mashes internship, and we ran a thing
where they had a sign out there that said bring
(12:44):
your keep cup. All keep cups are accepted, and we
were like, all keep cups. What qualifies a keep cup?
What will they and what will they not pour coffee into?
And so every morning we gave Mash a different vessel
to take over and see if they'd fill it. We
started with obviously a cup, a keep cup. Then we
(13:06):
went to just a mug out of the office. Fine,
no dramas with that. Then we went plastic bag. Right,
they put a flat white with latte art and he
managed to walk it back into the studio with the
art still on top of it in a plastic bag.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Please tell me you used a cricket box at some stage.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yes, we did go to the cricket box. We went
a spray bottle, so they put a flat white in
a spray bottle and then we drunk it out of
the squirty nozzle and.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
The fleshlight Nope, okay.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
And the culmination the long black, I think it was
the culmination of that segment was we had got a
fresh shipment of fresh shipman of Kenner sent to the
studio and we cracked that bitch in half and he
(14:02):
took it over and he brought us back to flat
lights and kinna and we found it. And I think
this is the world first, another pointless world first for Radiohodaki.
I don't think anyone else had ever tried to use
a kinner as a keep cup before that.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
No, absolutely, and turns out you could.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
And at that point we were like, oh, this woman
will fill anything we bring to her. She will put
a flat water and so she did. So Yes to
anyone out there, you can use a kinner as a
keep cup.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And turn anyone else out there. So and then Robin
and Cahu they moved on. I think they're living on
Wayhiki or something, and they're actually working weekends as well.
I was like, oh, dude, you dudes, you can't work
every day of the week. It's no here on the weekends.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
That's no.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Well, that's but they went. They were working seven days
a week and this is for months and months, and
I'm like, man, you got they were only twenties. It's like,
you know, I don't work seven days a week, you guys.
That's that's full on.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So I think they ran out of steam in the
end because it was just too full on, and I
think they realized they could make more money going somewhere else,
so they did. There's new people in there now and
they're currently they're discussing, no doubt, with incredibly optimistic ideas
around how everything's going to go, because everyone's starting a
business starts with optim my heart. When it doesn't work out, we'll.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Do this and then on Tuesdays, we'll do this blah
blah blah. M.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well we'll have to go on and help. We'll have
to buy our coffees from there and help.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I hope they've dropped the rent cheaper than what Robin
and car who were paying, because that fucked them too much.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
And it's like, were you bidding against you know, like
why it's been empty exactly, so why would you then
try and gouge your eyes out for it.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Well, what could you.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Like if it wasn't a cafe, because I mean, I
think there's too much coffee around here, probably already. There's
a lot of competition.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
There are one, two, three, four, five within on this block,
so in this building or across the road.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Directed and the other part about it as a cafe,
you coffee only lasts. People probably don't want to coffee
mainly after probably one or two, so most people just
have it in the morning. That place out there, that's
west facing, it's good in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
The sun.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, it does not get a single ray of sun
in the morning during the winter.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
No, but during summer there's a glorious place to go
out there, and it's in a nice little emphitheater. It's
you get sunlight reflecting off the buildings around it.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I'm thinking bar oh, yeah, well that's what I'm I mean,
like I'm thinking knock shop. Oh you know, just out
amongst the tree you can just take someone off into
the into the plants over there. Really public well, I
don't know, put up some bloody petitions. This heaps them
(16:50):
around the office.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So you've got the entirety of New Zealand media and
entertainment that can see into that courtyard because it's a
five story building. You've got some sort of shipping company upstairs.
You've also got a law firm right next to us
as some sort of telecommunications company. Then across the road
Spark also a telecommunications country company, and Lion Breweries have
their head.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Office and.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Perfect place for a knock shop. Perfect. I mean, all
those people, that's that's you're basically your breweries, your your
law firms, your media and entertainment. They they are not
chopped people. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Just you could just say it's a massage place that
costs on hundred ninety dollars.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Actually, I mean I dare say that the office staff
here at Radiohoda could probably kid that.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Place afloat by themselves, one person.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Precisely exactly. I mean, I don't know. I just got
to try something different, maybe just maybe a handy with
your coffee, so in the morning you get a coffee
and you get.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
A handy topless weight stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I've had. That's what I lived in and I'm sure
it still goes on. But in cal Gauley, I've got
what they call skimpies skimpy Skimpys, Skimpy's, and they are
topless sometimes bottomless bartenders technically illegal I think in the
state of Western Australia, but they turn a blind eye
in the desert. Now the issue with that, we're not
(18:15):
really the issue.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
But as we were talking about today.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
With the four on four off shift, half of the
town finished work at six at night, half of the
town finished work at six in the morning, both of
those people are looking to pass up. And so you
can go for a pub breakfast. And there was a
pub across the road from where I lived at six am,
and it would be like six pm on a Friday
because someone's just finished their four day shift, you know
what I mean. And so you go over for a
(18:39):
bacon and eggs, and this woman would come out full
nude and serve your bacon and eggs, and it is
quite confronting when you've just woken up.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You would not be frying bacon but serving it all good.
Look at these Friday eggs.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
A couple of couple of a couple of poachies, couple
of bacon.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
We should shut this down, I think we should.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I can see it's kind of going in the wrong direction.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Good luck getting your ass handed to you by Ryan
Fox today.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, thanks you are. I'm going to shame a thing
or two. He's gonna he's going to learn some stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
He'll learn things.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
He's going to learn something, no doubt about that.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Start
Get a It's Jerry here from the Heidechy Breakfast, just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that, we also do a live radio show.
We do, and if you're wondering how to find out
what frequency to listen to us in your area, just
takes north or South as an island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I thought you were doing. Are you doing the g
Lane clap or just applauding?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I was just clapping a line. Thought that was a
really really it was a great intro to Battlestar Galactica, tremendous.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've said g Lane does. It's interesting he does the
clap in the mosh pit. It doesn't matter. I sort
of thought that was reserved for like sparsely populated dance
floors here in New Zealand. But do people in the
mosh but Gelane will still stomp and clap.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, he does it and really tightly constricted dance floors
as well. Because I've told the story a million times.
But we took him along to a party at my
friend's place house party and he was dangerously steamed, as
was I, as was most of the people there. So
it's for as were most of the people there, and
he clapped along. He s having a bloody great time,
(01:24):
Jesus having a good time. He didn't get his whees
properly in the toilet, but that's okay. That's another story.
And then he was on the dance floor and someone
came up to me and said, Hey, that made of
yours seems like an okay guy, but could you take
him home. He's just it's really annoying the DJ that
he's clapping louder than the music, and he's stomping his
foot at the same time.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's a thunderclap.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
So and it doesn't matter if everyone else is clapping
on the three and four, he's still one and two
and one and two and one and two, and everyone
else will be clapping out of time with him.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It doesn't matter. He's on his own schedule.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It don't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It matter to her.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He's an independent operator.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
All the music's within him, and it's it's just pouring
out of him.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh you reckon. He is music.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I think there's musical. There's musical than all of us.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I feel the pain of that because I play covers.
I play covers with the drummer and myself on acoustic
guitar and singing, and we take a fun tambourine along
and we're like, oh right, there's a group of people
that look like they won't have a bit of fun,
and so you give them the tambourine. And I have
the drummer's drum so loud in my ears, but I
can still hear every now and again. Yeah, and if
(02:34):
that can't out of time, that makes me so angry
and puts me off.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh really, that puts you off.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And they look at they look at you really, and
it's always guys as well.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, yeah, how hard is it? Have you ever tried
to like being a tambourine offbeat? It's actually really quite
difficult to.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Do it because the rhythms within your gear.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Some people are experted.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That is a bitter and move. I hadn't seen that before.
I was at a winning at the start of the year,
and the fellers, just because it was at a hall
where they used to do like school camps and stuff.
There's all sorts of tambourines, cowboys, all sorts of ship
and so they were just like handing them out to
you know, mother of the groom or everyone just had
a It was great. You felt you really feel like
(03:20):
you're part of the gig. And it didn't matter there
because it was just like the band was just people
that were at the wedding. It wasn't like we paid
this band to come in. It was just like, we'll
get peg up there. We'll get Jacko Pegg and Jacko
peg Peg Jacko, Chris Furer.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Who's Chris Furer? The leader?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Chris Jacko was the leader of that band.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Chris Fior is not not a Nazi? Is he?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
No Swiss?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I think Swiss German? Chris Fira, I don't think. Should
we get Chris Fia on the show tomorrow sounds a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Like it doesn't just pop in to say hi.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
To answer allegations that Chris Fira is ANAZZI. I don't
think he is. We'll get back to Chris Fire. They'll
be like, you know, and I was talking about you
on the podcast, and he'll be like the Nazi ship,
how if you h r e R?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh my god, it's concerning.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
He's a Wimer.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He met his granddad.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I never met his granddad and.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He used to be a Hitler in the phone book
we called we do prank calls on him? Pretty sure
it was a Hitler, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You know what did they ever answer? Did Adlf Hitler
ever answer you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, because I was going to say it would be
I imagine it would be someone who someone else who
was playing a prank.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That was like, should we should we put an a
Hitler in the Yellow Pages?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
And then you decades are calling that dickhead.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's not a name that you'd want as a surname.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Hitler.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, there's not. There's not the Hitler's in Germany at
the moment. How many Hitlers are there? How many Adolf
Hitler's are there? A gym?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
And no, they must have rolled that out. They rolled
that out.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Can you still call your kid Adolf Hitler in Germany?
Can you still call your kid Adolf Hitler in Germany?
She's thinking, what about.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Herman Goering Goebels, Joseph Goebbels, give me a Joseph Goebbels.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm a little bit worried because I'm going to go
and look up Hitler on the White Pages dot cod
at Z, which its name is actually white online.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Real he would be in the White Pages, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
There's an L O. Hitler and Newland. Should I have
said that on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I look, it's public information. Do we need to be
promoting I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I think they're from there, the you know, the Dargaville.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Hitler's Austrian. You'd change it, though, wouldn't you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You would change it definitely because I know someone who
Am I going to say this into my friend?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know someone who moved into a regional auroral community
and their last name was cock. Oh yeah, And they
were like, I'm want to do.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
My son a favor here and just change that. We
don't just have to see out and they're going to.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Go bed ock.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
And so they were batter from from then on.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Bad cock.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But they were bad cock. And God blessed that person
who was just like, you know what, my son is
not going to.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Be a bad cock, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You are crippling your kid from the jump by giving
them a wacky name.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And you can change it, of course you can.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You can call yourself you can.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I heard you know how pet. There's there's Cockburn Street
and Gray Do you guys know about Cockburn Street? My girlfriend. Actually,
you just live on Cockboon and.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Lived on it.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, should you go down Cockburn a lot?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I spent a huge amount of time in Cockburnt. I've
got great memories of Cockburn Street.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah. And anyway, they.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Call it Koeburn Street. Ah, yeah, it's not right, and
it's not It's Cockburn. Come on.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
This is a story and I'm not going to say
who it was, but a person that I know very well.
They had a workmate come back from visiting their daughter
in the UK and they had a photo outside the
sign of the town she lived in.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
She lived in the town of black.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Hack, black Hacke, black.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Cock, Oh, black Oh, black Cock.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
And this person that I know very well looked at
this photo. They were in themko room, and you know,
this woman's like, oh, yes, I've just got back from
the UK. Here's some of the photos of me and
my daughter. This is the town that she lives in.
And this person that I know very well was like
looking around the office like we're all seeing this, right,
that says black Cock, and everyone else is like, I
(07:36):
don't know, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Jeez, I didn't see it. Yeah, this persons just started laughing.
Oh sorry, but everyone else is playing it real straight,
like yeah black Oh, where's that half a shire? Like no, no, no,
you're showing me a photo of a sign. This is
black Cot and expect they mean not to laugh. You know,
I should take a breath.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
To make a fatal mistake.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You've googled on the work computer black Cock, and not
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
X videos comes up for an hub X what's X
in x X? I don't know that one viruses. I
think Operation black Cock was an operation to clear German
troops from the Rua Triangle.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well there you get Operation black Cock. They knew what
they were doing.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm not going to Hey, what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
What's happening up there? And the kiosk?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh yes, exciting developments, So.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's dangerous.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
There's a kiosk out in the courtyard just past Bay
Valley here that at various times has been a cafe.
I think it's opened twice in my memory, and both
times it's failed, the second time catastrophically. So the people
that ran it out there, that people were buying coffee
is we get a discount here, so we'd go out
(08:57):
there and get coffees there. It's just in the courtyard,
makes sense to go there. They made the fatal era
one day of calling into George FM and saying, I
don't know what the segment was that they were running,
but they called it and they were like, Hey, we
run the coffee shop outside in ZIM so we're right
beside ZDM, we're upside the hits, we're upside radio Hodaki
(09:18):
Be's upstairs whatever. And they were like, we don't listen
to any of that shit. We do listened to George FM.
And that made it. That audio made its way around
the building. And I think they underestimated just how petty
the media industry can be, and where's a collective company?
Strangled them out of business.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And they left, They left, and then and then a
lovely couple moved, A lovely.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Couple, Caho and Robin, Caho and Robin, and I would
just like to pay tribute to our friend Jeremy Wells,
who really went the extra mile to support local business.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Thank you, Ruder. I'm pleased you appreciated that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It was really amazing, I really did.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I saw a lovely young couple turn up with business aspirations,
with optimism.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Fuck, they were optimistic.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They were so optimistic, and it was so nice, and
they were lovely people, and they worked bloody hard and
unfortunately it's not it's not a place. And we got
coffees across the every day. They were always friendly, they
were I always walked away from those interactions. You know
(10:24):
when you go to a shop or something and then
you walk away and you think, ah, someone and someone
goes the extra mile in terms of just being friendly
and being nice, and you walk away and you have
just a positive feeling from the interaction. Every time I
went to that cafe, I walked away with a positive feeling.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
And subsequently, there's no amount they could charge you that
you wouldn't pay. If you feel like I love these guys,
this is you know, you'll pay anything.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I've got the same thing at Ripe, which is just
at Ripe, the cafe and deli which is just up
the road from me and Gray Lunn and Richmond Road,
a little bit a plug here for Ripe. And every
time I go in there, the people in there are
like my friends, and they are always asking what's going on,
and I chaed away and and I genuinely look forward
(11:13):
to going and and seeing the people who are working
and walking walking out. It's man, it's good.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I had that when I used to live next door
to a cafe and the guy was just so friend
and he loved that Jeff worked at a zoo, always
asked about the zoo animals, and subsequently we would be
over there every day every day that we had off work.
We're over there for but a brunch. Now our cat
was shitting in his garden.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
So he had these.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Little planter boxes next to the next to the seats
out in the back of the cafe, and we knew
it was our cat because he would bring in serviettes
from the cafe. He'd just bring them back. I don't know,
most brings a bunch of stuff back. And so we're
like all this bloody servietes coming through from the cafe.
And then we go over there for brunch one morning
and the go goess, how's everything going.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It's good, good, good.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But this summer there's a cat somewhere that is shitting
in the garden and it's really ranking the customers out
and we're like, oh, really, that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well did you play ignorance? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I played dumb ah dune.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, I mean, it might not have been my cat,
it was your cat.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Definitely my cat. That that.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But when though that young hardworking couple were running that
cafe out there in the courtyard, uh Me and Kesey
the man bastard filled in for you and Jerry for
a couple of weeks during that period. This was at
the start of Mashes internship, and we ran a thing
where they had a sign out there that said bring
(12:44):
your keep cup. All keep cups are accepted, and we
were like, all keep cups. What qualifies a keep cup?
What will they and what will they not pour coffee into?
And so every morning we gave Mash a different vessel
to take over and see if they'd fill it. We
started with obviously a cup, a keep cup. Then we
(13:06):
went to just a mug out of the office. Fine,
no dramas with that. Then we went plastic bag. Right,
they put a flat white with latte art and he
managed to walk it back into the studio with the
art still on top of it in a plastic bag.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Please tell me you used a cricket box at some stage.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yes, we did go to the cricket box. We went
a spray bottle, so they put a flat white in
a spray bottle and then we drunk it out of
the squirty nozzle and.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
The fleshlight Nope, okay.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
And the culmination the long black, I think it was
the culmination of that segment was we had got a
fresh shipment of fresh shipman of Kenner sent to the
studio and we cracked that bitch in half and he
(14:02):
took it over and he brought us back to flat
lights and kinna and we found it. And I think
this is the world first, another pointless world first for Radiohodaki.
I don't think anyone else had ever tried to use
a kinner as a keep cup before that.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
No, absolutely, and turns out you could.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
And at that point we were like, oh, this woman
will fill anything we bring to her. She will put
a flat water and so she did. So Yes to
anyone out there, you can use a kinner as a
keep cup.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And turn anyone else out there. So and then Robin
and Cahu they moved on. I think they're living on
Wayhiki or something, and they're actually working weekends as well.
I was like, oh, dude, you dudes, you can't work
every day of the week. It's no here on the weekends.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
That's no.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Well, that's but they went. They were working seven days
a week and this is for months and months, and
I'm like, man, you got they were only twenties. It's like,
you know, I don't work seven days a week, you guys.
That's that's full on.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So I think they ran out of steam in the
end because it was just too full on, and I
think they realized they could make more money going somewhere else,
so they did. There's new people in there now and
they're currently they're discussing, no doubt, with incredibly optimistic ideas
around how everything's going to go, because everyone's starting a
business starts with optim my heart. When it doesn't work out, we'll.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Do this and then on Tuesdays, we'll do this blah
blah blah. M.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well we'll have to go on and help. We'll have
to buy our coffees from there and help.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I hope they've dropped the rent cheaper than what Robin
and car who were paying, because that fucked them too much.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
And it's like, were you bidding against you know, like
why it's been empty exactly, so why would you then
try and gouge your eyes out for it.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Well, what could you.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Like if it wasn't a cafe, because I mean, I
think there's too much coffee around here, probably already. There's
a lot of competition.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
There are one, two, three, four, five within on this block,
so in this building or across the road.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Directed and the other part about it as a cafe,
you coffee only lasts. People probably don't want to coffee
mainly after probably one or two, so most people just
have it in the morning. That place out there, that's
west facing, it's good in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
The sun.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, it does not get a single ray of sun
in the morning during the winter.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
No, but during summer there's a glorious place to go
out there, and it's in a nice little emphitheater. It's
you get sunlight reflecting off the buildings around it.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I'm thinking bar oh, yeah, well that's what I'm I mean,
like I'm thinking knock shop. Oh you know, just out
amongst the tree you can just take someone off into
the into the plants over there. Really public well, I
don't know, put up some bloody petitions. This heaps them
(16:50):
around the office.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So you've got the entirety of New Zealand media and
entertainment that can see into that courtyard because it's a
five story building. You've got some sort of shipping company upstairs.
You've also got a law firm right next to us
as some sort of telecommunications company. Then across the road
Spark also a telecommunications country company, and Lion Breweries have
their head.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Office and.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Perfect place for a knock shop. Perfect. I mean, all
those people, that's that's you're basically your breweries, your your
law firms, your media and entertainment. They they are not
chopped people. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Just you could just say it's a massage place that
costs on hundred ninety dollars.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Actually, I mean I dare say that the office staff
here at Radiohoda could probably kid that.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Place afloat by themselves, one person.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Precisely exactly. I mean, I don't know. I just got
to try something different, maybe just maybe a handy with
your coffee, so in the morning you get a coffee
and you get.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
A handy topless weight stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I've had. That's what I lived in and I'm sure
it still goes on. But in cal Gauley, I've got
what they call skimpies skimpy Skimpys, Skimpy's, and they are
topless sometimes bottomless bartenders technically illegal I think in the
state of Western Australia, but they turn a blind eye
in the desert. Now the issue with that, we're not
(18:15):
really the issue.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
But as we were talking about today.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
With the four on four off shift, half of the
town finished work at six at night, half of the
town finished work at six in the morning, both of
those people are looking to pass up. And so you
can go for a pub breakfast. And there was a
pub across the road from where I lived at six am,
and it would be like six pm on a Friday
because someone's just finished their four day shift, you know
what I mean. And so you go over for a
(18:39):
bacon and eggs, and this woman would come out full
nude and serve your bacon and eggs, and it is
quite confronting when you've just woken up.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You would not be frying bacon but serving it all good.
Look at these Friday eggs.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
A couple of couple of a couple of poachies, couple
of bacon.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
We should shut this down, I think we should.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I can see it's kind of going in the wrong direction.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Good luck getting your ass handed to you by Ryan
Fox today.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, thanks you are. I'm going to shame a thing
or two. He's gonna he's going to learn some stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
He'll learn things.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
He's going to learn something, no doubt about that.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
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