📻This is why we lost !!! - The Radio Show

Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia did a witch hunt on the reason for the Warriors loss and AB's loss. We think we got it figured out!

 

Plus Manaia got his titties out at the mall? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hod Ache Breakfast load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The breakfast boys are talking and everybody's listening to Jeremy Mnaiya.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm ready, hracky. Welcome along to the Hurdache Breakfast bus. Monday,
the fifteenth of September twenty twenty five. Ma name serumy was.
This has a nice stewart.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Flags are half mast, Yari, we are. We're conducting a
national day of morning today. It's all over. It's all over.
Woe is us? Everything that we've built our identity around
as a nation, we've lost it. She's all over.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh man, I was so excited about Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Phones are open. Get in touch those fault?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Where do we lay the blame?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
We'll have a watch hunt this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yep. We're going to conduct a witch hunt. Someone is
to blame for this, someone is to blame, and once
we find that person, then everything will be sweet. We
can all go back to how it was. Here's a
going to roll.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Once we find that person with pitchforks out this morning.
But once we find that house, prices are going to
come down. Yep, except for everyone's house, except for yours.
Your own house price will go up. It's all going
to go back to the seventies. Petrol will be bloody
thirty cents a can you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Things will be right again.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Jeez, it was a tough evening.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It was does well. I've just had to rewatch the
All Blacks Highlights because I watched it the first time
round at Lily World even Yeah, I don't know. We'll
get into it later on in the show. But Manday morning.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Can we also say that we don't want to do
anything silly like give credit to teams like the Penrith
Panthers or the South Africans that maybe they've just played
better than our team.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Can't be that.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
There's got to be something zealing. They don't lose.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
They're not better than us, and if we did, it's
our fault and someone you know. If we can out
then then we'll be sweet again.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
And now high we go the better. What goes all
the way at the top, doesn't it got to It's
got to go to the top.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
We're going to break it down throughout the show, so
stick with us.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Jerry and Minight they breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
We are going to get into the All Blacks. Later
on the show, just after eight o'clock, we're going to
be conducting a witch hunt. So if you haven't got
a pitchfork with you, you've got a couple of hours.
Scrap your pitchfork, kitchen cloaks, any ticket torches you want
to get going, and I think just as a nation,
we'll all get it out of our systems early doors Monday,
and then we can park it and move on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I think Bunning's trade opens at seven, so they've got
heaps of pitchforks. Grab you definitely get a lantern there,
problems at all, sure, and and then get together in
a posse. Yeah. I think posse's work best before the
light gets going. Yeah, before the time comes up.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Find your local council chambers. Just head on them down
there and give them a piece you want. But first
we know we need to get into the Warriors A.
It's a great season and you know we always talk
about is it our year? And I think a lot
of people think our year means we win the championship.
To me, this was our year. Twenty twenty three was
our year as well. It's feel and far between that

(02:57):
we can actually help hold our heads up eye and
be proud of where we're coming in the competition, you
know what I mean. We usually spent the whole year
being like, well, if we beat this team and then
this team loses by one hundred and thirty four points,
then we could technically make the eight year rooted.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
As a lot of calculations. He's calling on games that
we're not playing, as you said, and I he's looking
at the points differentials. He's looking at seven or eight
different options.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Last year, it was one of those things where it
was like if we went five out of the next seven,
if we went five out of the next six, if
we went five out of five and then summers and
it just ended up blowing out into an absolute.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Whereas this year it was like, yeah, well we could.
We could lose every game and we're still in the
top eight, and all we need is a sniff, and
we had a sniff, and it just it just didn't
go away. Everything needed to go away for us to
win on Saturday Night. But it adjusted it. The first one,
the one, the one that really took the wind out
of the crowd, like the crowd went side, because the

(03:55):
crowd was really up and into it, Princess Leia and I.
We're on a double date to the game.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Did you get how weird.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
We got drenched? Absolutely dreams. We'll get into that very shortly.
But but but the game itself, the part that broke
the Warriors fans back was the bizarre bounce off the
Nathan Clary cake.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I shall be the.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Last Peter still inside their own tweeting as they banged
away through Clary, Warriors.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Will fail us at that bag, Tana, the chasing get
the bounce?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's still the last. Now the chase tag do they
get the bounce?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
They've still doing it here.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
It is for.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
The parts away.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's a freakish try. Still yeah, freakish tribe.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
It was insane. We had been playing so well, we'd
pin them down on their own line, an incredible defensive set.
They were kicking for their own twenty meter line, and
then the bounce of doom, just a jagged back then
popped up perfectly for the chases. And it was like
that just sort of summed up how the night went.
It was one hundred percent effort from the Warriors. Freakish,

(05:01):
fluky bounce. There was also a knock on and goal
and listen to this.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Now, can I just say that if you get the
Australian commentary, they were actually more harsh on it the
New Zealand commentary. So that's why this sounds a little
bit different than what you might have heard on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
The Warriors with their defense need to force a couple
of mistakes from the Panthers on.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
There's one right on qu they are going to get
away with it.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
There, McLean going back into his own end goal. It
looked like not the ball on.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
He sure did.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, it sure looked like you knocked the ball on,
because he did, and if he didn't, so the best
argument you could make is he knocked the ball backwards
and then it rolled. You know sometimes it curves forward.
So then the guy that picked it up was offside.
So it was either a knock on or an off
side And it was so egregious in the moment, and
I might have been overserved at that point and I

(05:57):
might have exposed a couple of children to a little
bit too much Warriors. Oh yeah, when that happened, and
I didn't notice because I was screaming at the referee.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
So how far Because this was under the second half
by this stage, i'd flecked over. I was watching the
All Blacks.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, I feel like this was pretty early doors and
the second half half.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, that was that was in the forty eighth minute ago,
and that was the kickoff after this trick shot.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's a great try when he it's fantastic tubbing off.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Thanks toy hasn't been given in crowd waiting for a
double movement and may get something out of here, try con.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Boomed didn't have a bit of my table with them.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, that one was tough. I mean there was a
bloke sitting next to me and he had the headphones
in so he's listening to some sort of commentary and
he was relaying what the what the commentators are saying? Right,
He was like that definitely. I don't know. That one
was a little bit like he.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Double movements a weird thing. That is a squirrely one.
It's a weird one, the old double movement. I I
kind of understand if you if you're not like actually
rapiting along the ground. Yeah, well I think that introduced
the thing too. You can actually just put the ball down.
I mean unless you're actually propelling yourself for yeah, you know,
unless your body's going.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
For the one where they hit the ground stop and
then reach out with one arm dunket. That looks like
a blatant but a couple of shout outs. Quickly shout
out to anyone that sits in the south stand. Zoe
and I were parked up in the south stand and
hursted down and the wind was I don't know what
would that be, Jerry and nordally or suddenly if they
sit on the south stand hit us in the face.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
It was well, it was meant to be some kind
of wistly, but it was. It was probably swirling around.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I was coming straight down the barrel, and when the
heavens opened up, then the guys in front of us
put an umbrella up. So we're sitting in the rain
and couldn't see the game, and I was like, that's
and then so we went and stole some other seats
under cover. So yeah, first off, shout out to anyone
that sits in the south stand. You're the heartiest of
Warriors fans. Zoe come up and sitting next to us.

(07:56):
I've just I found out at that point that Princess
laya woman the phones of Studio B has a whole
other level. She can get to. She had a whole
warm up jacket like the like the players were on
the sidelines, go all the way down to the knees.
She had one of those on. Well, how many layers
was she running? Because she was what does she run?
How many you're running? She's got four, she's running.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Four today, you're running five at the Warriors.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, okay, any thermal layers involved in that? You helped
one thermal layer down underneath, and then a waterproof layer
on the top, I'm assuming, and then I'm with the
jacket and then some some woolen layers too. Wow.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay, so she's holding back a little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
What sort of what were you running on your head?
One of those fishermen's hats from the eighteen nineties, one
of those yellow fishermen's heads.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, so powerful stuff. And the end of the season,
that's it was a good season for the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
But good news for the Warriors players. They get more
of a holiday.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, we'll be back better than ever.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Jerry Mni the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
The history of yesterday, today, tomorrow, Timarule.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
If you can believe this, the sun came up this morning.
It was the fifteenth of September and on this day
in nineteen seventy seven, the TV show Chips debuts in
the US Chops Chops. The series ran for six seasons,
plus one reunion television film in October nineteen nine, out
starring Eric Pastrada is Punch and Larry Wilcocks as his
more straight laced partner John John. Despite their successful pairing

(09:24):
on screen, Jerry Wilcox and Nostrada didn't always get along behind.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
The jam really, that is quite interesting, of course, Larry
Wilcocks John he had the brown gloves, Punch had the
darker gloves.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Right, Well, Wilcock, sorry, Wilcox fell out with the producers
of a continual favoritism towards the Strada.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well, it's true. Estrada was the star of the show.
Astrada also his character Punch was always getting into trouble.
He was always sliding out the trucks, and then John
was always helping him. Right, But I think it was
just it was a Latino vibe from Eric Astrada. He
was just more dangerous.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah. Well, this is the thing, Larry. If you want
to bit more, you know, a bit more play, if
you're a bit more favorite to them sliding under a
truck every now and there, always slide under a truck.
That so he didn't come back for the sixth and
final season. He was replaced by Tom Riley of Officer
Bobby Nelson.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, he was rubbish.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Production often made use of freeways in the Los Angeles
area that had been recently completed but were not yet
open to the public.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
They were cruising along with no traffic. That sort of
makes sense. They used to be on trailers of course,
the two bikes because they never ever separated, Like the
bikes were always going in exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
How they managed to match this. That's like when you
watch that carpool karaoke and that's on the back of
a trailer and it's not even driving at all.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's ruinded for me.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
What else is? Yeah? What else isn't real? I'll tell
you what is real. Nineteen ninety three, Meatloaf releases this banger.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
He's not a meat loaf, He's not a meat it's
not made of meat loaf, he's real human skin and bones.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
That was composed by Jim Steinman. It's the biggest of
meat Love's career, going to number one and twenty eight countries,
that one of them his only Grammy Award for this
rock solo performance.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Did he ever say what he wouldn't do? Because it
was always postulated that there was an act in the
bedroom that he wouldn't do. But why wouldn't he do that?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Just a personal boundary? That's a high Jennet show, I
think so.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
During the song, he says, I'll never lie to you.
I'll never forget the way I feel right now. I'll
never forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight.
I know that feeling. I'll never do it better than
I do it with you. I'll never stop dreaming of
you every night of my life. I'll never see it's
time to move on, and I'll never be screwing around Jerry.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It should have been watermelon that song. There should have
been the third line should have been watermelon, watermelon and watermelon.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I've got a watermelon in the wild and by the way,
on the weekend you yeah, yeah, I made of mind
borrow someone's vapor in the cut center out to mecause
that's a watermelon. Watermelon. It's been five weeks at the
top of the US chart, so the UK was the
biggest hit of ninety three, stayed number one for seven weeks.
It would have been the Christmas number one in nineteen
ninety three if it stayed for the eighth week, but
it was beaten by mister Bobby's and mister Blobby's Christmas single.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I once interviewed Noel Edmonds and I asked him about
mister Blobby, and he was very sensitive about mister Blobby.
He was not wanting to talk about mister Blobby at all.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Wouldn't here a bad word about mister Blobby.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Just obviously embarrassed about it or something, but looks a
successful character, mister Blobby. Or I think we need to
say the watermelon, by the way, is the radio had
he safe word. If ever we say anything, it's a
little bit sixually explicit. We're not ready for it. We
don't like it watermelon.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
And you can text it through or even cool us
through an eight hundred Haducky and use the safe word
at any time, and we will respect the safe word.
Two thousand it was the twenty seventh Olympic Games that
opened in Sydney on this day. As I said back
in two thousand, Ossies ended up being fourth on the
middle table after US, Russia and China. The Thorpedo A
team won three golds, two silvers and became a national hero.

(13:03):
Kathy Freeman also won the four hundred meters in front
of the home crowd, one of the most iconic Olympic
moments ever with the hood, with the hood, the weird
Frozene suit that she's gone on. Yep, New Zealand didn't
have great games. One gold medal for Roberdell on the
rowing three bronze to finish forty six on the table.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
What it did do, though, was set up a new
system for New Zealand in terms of their high performance.
So from then on, because we did so badly it Sidney,
this can never happen again, we focused on it. Yeah,
that was exactly what happened. They said, this isn't this
is a disaster. We need to make sure that we
don't do this badly ever again. And they set up
a whole new high performance inssion.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
They conducted a witch out and.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Since then we've done very well.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
We have.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, and we basically zeroed in on sitting down and
going backwards. Yeah, and that's about and then any sport
that's only been introduced this year into the Olympics. We
have a real white hot crack at that as well.
Oh yeah, whatever they bring in a new one. So
I wonder we didn't send a breakdouts over brought on
this day, Prince he's forty one fifth in line to
the British thron just here to Prince Andrew. Tom hardy

(14:04):
forty eight today claimed a British actor from Inception, Mad
Max and Venom, and Tommy Lee Jones turned seventy nine
today Oscar winning American actor from The Fugitive and Men
in Black. And that is the history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow, tomorrow,
but Monday, the fifteenth September twenty twenty five.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Jury and the night the Holdarchy Breakfast Time you later
Sport headlines thanks to expert Ultra the beer for here
the week.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
The next week of NRL playoffs are set. So the
Raiders who lost twenty nine to twenty my gold.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
What a game map was ridiculous. I was trying to
get to a bit early last night because a bit sniffy.
There was no chance, man, that was a game incredible.
Walsh gets sent off, then comes back on and lays
on one of the greatest comebacks all time. Then they
win it on in Golden Point and then it gets
called back twice. Then they oh, there's just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
So they're going to host the Sharks on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Upset the Roosters, but not before Mark no one I
need to as they scored for the only league of
our three way that came in.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
The Panthers will play the Bulldogs at a course stadium
on Sunday after ending the Warriors season. Obviously, the winners
set up semi final duels with the Storm and Broncos.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, I think for a ninety percent of Warriors fans
they've checked out who gus At this point.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Haim has got some good I'll tell you what, some
good rugby league players, isn't there for this finals? Rugby league?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Fast? Whose now that we're out, Now that we found love,
what are we going to do? Now that we're out?
Who do you want to win? Well?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
This is controversial, but that's just the team that I
have always liked. Yes, I like the Broncos. Okay, I
like the Broncos, And I know everyone hates the Broncos.
I'm aware of that. Yeah, I'm aware of that. But
I like watching them play. Who do you not want
to win?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Panthers?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Are the Raiders? Oh really, I've ever been a Raiders
ever since I watched my first NRL game in nineteen
eighty nine. Yeah, I've never liked the Raiders.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Interesting, I kind of.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Liked them this year. I kind of like them. What
I don't There's two different ways I can go if
the Panthers win it. One that's obviously historical, and two
we can say is Warriores fans we had it just
been the Panthers, Yeah, we probably would have won the
whole GOLP.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, I'm a bit I think it's time someone else won. Yeah,
you know this is a good team though, man, no
good team. Hamish Kerr has jumped two point two five
meters to qualify for the high jump final at the
World Athletics Champs and Tokyo Zoe Hobbes missed the one
hundred meters decided by zero point zero six of a second.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah. I was one of that with the sprinting ones.
That's a brutal sport because you trained so hard for
so long and then on the day anything could happen
and it only needs to just be like she had
a longer nose than.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
You Yes, or you ate one extra bit of toast, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
A gust of wind caught you at the wrong spot.
It's like, jeez, it's heartbreaker.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's tiny little yeah, o point oh six of a seecret.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
You'd rather get beaten by ten meters, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You tell you? Hamish cur So he's he's looking a
bit high jumper in the world to stucky. Yeah, and
he's looking good for wherever the next where is it?
Los Angeles? Los Angeles? Next to Olympic Games twenty twenty eight?
Is it so still? Three? Is we and England? We'll
meet France and you will play Canada's World Cup semi finals.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, this is good stuff because we obviously we obliterated
South Africa forty six to seventeen. Cop that something good
happened in the world. And then Canada on the other
side of the drawer, they obliterated Australia forty six five
forty six five, absolute spanking of Australia, which you love
to see. The worrying thing is we have played them

(17:45):
recently down in christ Church and.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
How did that go? I feel like it didn't go
that well.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
It was surprised that, well, it didn't go that bad
twenty seven a project woman. So I don't know, I don't.
I know, both both teams on the on the up
at the moment, you know what I mean, both handing
out massive hidings to anyone that they come across. This
is going to be tight this weekend against Canada.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Everyone's been calling it from the start, England versus New
Zealand final.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, they're going to get through France first, the English
England France War of the Roses forty eight.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
They beat Scotland, France beat Ireland eighteen thirteen.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Jerry andman Knight the Hot Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
So it's just down here that you got your tits
out at Sylvia Park.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I didn't hear this was least than ideal. There's one
of those situations where because I'm a bit sniffer and
I'm just feeling a little bit, but I'm soldiering on
with quadrel and so yesterday I've decided that I'm going
to be womaning this cold out. You know, we talk
about the man flu all the time, and I think
what the man flu actually is is when you get

(18:55):
crooke as a dude, you just stop doing stuff, you
sit down and feel sorrow for yourself on the couch.
That's what manfle us. Women just charge your head, they
like I feel like shit. It doesn't matter. I'm going
to get this done anyway. And so I've decided to
take the lead from the fair of sex and just
woman this cult. So yesterday I subjected myself to a
full day at two different malls. Yep, we're getting a

(19:15):
dress for a wedding. Did we get the dressed out?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
But I but you went to two different malls on
a Sunday, two different malls.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
On a Sunday. Yeah. Yeah, And I was just charging
throat and I was mate, I was I put on
an all star performance. I was in the little boyfriend's
storage seat at the dress shops. Gone, yes, no, this
one's good. But I like that color, this one fits whatever.
Taking photos into it for anyway.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
How do you feel when you sit down? You know
how they have seats in some places. They have they
have seats at some female shops. Boyfriend seat, Yeah, cock seats.
So how do you feel about sitting on the cat?
I always feel a bit. I'll go outside if I'm
in a mall rather than sit on the cock seat. Yeah,
because we'll go outside and sit somewhere else or maybe

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walk somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Because but the problem is she wants my feedback on
the dresses. And bear in mind, felers, there is a
wrong answer when she comes out with their dress on.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
If you thought about going into the changing room.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
This one was too small, but well yeah, usually I'll
be that's way easy if it's big enough, just both
going there.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
What's the protocol on two in the dressing in the
changing room? You two in the changing room?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I think it's Kosha.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, okay, I think it's cosha.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
But the problem is when you're sitting in the boyfriend's
storage and someone else's girlfriend walks out and they're looking
for there, and you're just some guy standing there looking
at them in various states about dresses. It's a minefield,
all right. But I negotiated it with a car, and
so as it was all going on we finished, I
was like, finally, thank god, we're out of this bloody mall.
We get into the car and I've got a hoodie

(20:42):
on it. I'm like, it is so hot, like I'm
starting to sweat. You know, when you crook and your
body just randomly catches fire. So this happens, We're in
the car is packed out in this mall, so there's
people everywhere that the traffic's backed up, and we're stopped
in the middle of the road, and I go to
take my hoodie off and it takes my shirt off
with it, and I'm tangled up in the bloody seat

(21:04):
belt as well. So at this point, I've just got
the jersey and the T shirt just wrapped around my
head and Teddy's out just right pixt to this family
of four as they're walking past me.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Will you drive a seat or passage.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Trying to get the bloody jersey off? So I just did.
I couldn't get the T shirts. I had to take
the whole lot off. So now I'm just sitting stark
naked in the car as far as NA can say.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Hey, there's a good question. Actually, if you did want
to take your hoodie off and you were can your
seat belt off? Can your seat belt off? In that
situation here it were lights, for example.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
So eventually I did. I took the seatbelt off, But
now it's dinging, and that's adding a whole another layer
of stress because I've got the.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Boof I saw I actually twice in the weekend. I
was driving along the motorway and I saw people doing
exactly what you're doing, which was because clear it was
a rubbish weekend with a wife and so in that situation,
we'll go, we'll get some shopping on the way past.
I think now, because people are so busy and working,
the only time they get to probably do a lot

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of the admin and the shopping stuff is in the weekend.
So traffic in the weekend that was in tens and
I saw a line of a queue of cars going
back to get to Sylvia Park. And then there's another one.
I was the new Market one as well. I drove
past two of them on my way out south and
I was so pleased with myself. As I was driving past,
I thought, who are these muppets? Who are these muppets

(22:25):
and these queues that are going to these malls in
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well two of them were man the misses and one
of us that's out.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I can imagine you, I can imagine.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Jerry, and then the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Time to get on the paperwork, have a look at
stories making News and the New Zealand here all this
morning so you don't have to.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
That's right. The headline this morning is on the rise
demand for Auckland department living surges when we were in
Mount Eden and top demand is one above that rackut
the halftime talk that turned around the Black Ferns quarter
final performance because because they weren't doing too well at
the halftime and whenever a team comes out in the
second half it goes hard. Everyone's like, must have been

(23:02):
what someone said? What about say doesn't really go into
exactly what he said, but he obviously said figure it out.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, I played. He was a good cricketer, really played
for boys high school. Not gonnaut of the Deleecte Cup.
Actually me and a C. C. H. G. Lane back
in the day when we're at school. He was. He
was the opening bowler and number four batsman, and I
can tell you he was quack. He was a very
very good schoolboy cricketer. That guy he could have I

(23:32):
think he could have played. Yeah, he was really good.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Represented the country.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I think he ended up then he played sevens? Did
he he plays? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Trucks wanted to paying cash now big trucks, small trucks,
some as big as he had scrap trucks, buses, vans, utes, cars,
machinery dead or all.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Life really did what the machineries did? They seeing him
these these cars and trucks.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yep, And if you would like to sell one, I've
got a phone number here for you. I don't have
to sell them, but they're certainly buying them. And then
the Trades and Services ads that we're not allowed to
post an edit to despite trying to.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Why is that? Well?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I think thank so for anyone who wasn't listening at
the time. We tried to place an ad in the
classifieds and they came back and said nah. And I
think basically they were like, you guys are taking the
person not putting an.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Edit, which I wouldn't. I don't think it matters, does it.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I think they're all straight through that. And then there's
also a few stories about the local miural elections which
are taking place over the next couple of weeks, which
we I've found a couple of absolute doozies you may
have seen in your letterbox that've sent out the little booklets. Yeah,
here's all the candidates for your local regions. Good reading, man,
It's good reading, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
It's good man reading. That's for sure, great.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Under reading, and for some of them a bit of
fuck under writing. I've got a few of those for
Update o'clock as well that I've found. Other than that,
just some more of the grim stuff that went down
last week.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Oh yeah, and that's three three pages of Oh okay,
where did all that schedule? A lot of people upset
with the Coro own music in the background. I find
it triggering as well. Yeah, I find it triggering.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Does it not just make you on a cup of tea?
It's six fifty.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Three in the morning. Thanks, you want to turnover to
Night Rider.

Speaker 9 (25:20):
I know it's on the other channel, Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
All right. Task Master season six is on at the moment,
Episode nine and ten. Nine is on tonight Monday Night. Ten.
The final is on Tomorrow night. Now, if you've just
tuned in and you're thinking, well this is useless episode
nine and ten, I can't exactly tune into a new
task Master season now.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Is there some sort of internet streaming service where I
can catch up on these years?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
There? As minight It's called TVNZ plus. You can download
the app if you don't have it on your smart TV,
and you can watch it, and you can watch shut
you can go all the way back to season one
if you like to.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, but Jerry, will I need five hundred dollars to
watch those or is that free? No?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
That is free?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Five hundred dollars a free and we've got that to
give away right now.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
So what if I just wanted five hundred dollars for
my own personal spending, then Jary, well, you could give
us a call now, eight hundred hard key and tell
us a joke.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
We'll get three people on the line. Best joke, when's
five hundred dollars? Okay, So I guess we'll have to
decide the best joke. Yeah, it probably is the one
that incurs the best response from us.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes, yes, I think it will.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Obviously it has to be broadcastable, okay, yes, So just
just it's the language that you use to whoever.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
It is that enforces that kind of stuff that if
they're listening right now, I just want to distance myself
from whatever someone's about to say. I just want them
to know that that's not us saying it, it's the
caller and so I'm distancing myself at armsley.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, we've got three people on the line. First person, Samuel,
welcome to the show, and how are we doing good?
Thank you Samuel, Samuel for five hundred dollars. Would you
like to tell us you joke? Please? Your first? Your
first off the bat?

Speaker 10 (27:03):
All right, sit in the bar. So man purchases the parrot.
Parrot's misbehaving like crazy, calling in different delivery companies, getting
things delivered to the house he doesn't want. He's constantly
chasing around cleaning up after this bloody thing, so he
keeps threatening it. He goes, look, last chance, if you
keep miss paving and checking you in the freezer. Para

(27:24):
goes whatever he's doing, what it's doing. He goes, seriously,
I'll check you in the freezer. Part goes nop. Whatever
gets the massive pile of molts delivers. The house man goes,
all right, that's it, I'm checking you in the freezer.
Checks the parrot in the freezer. Instantly, Parrot's going, I'm
so sorry, I'll behave I'll do whatever you want. Please

(27:44):
please let me out of the freezer. He goes, nop,
I told you you've got to set him mat and
he goes, go please please let me out of the freezer.
I'll do anything you want, absolutely anything. Old he had
a million for about ten seconds. Parent's pleading, pleading, pleading,
and he goes, all right, I'll let you out. So
let's thank you, thank you so much, genuinely. I just

(28:06):
I'll be the best parrot you've ever had. But I
just want to know one thing. And then the name
goes and what da? He goes, what the hell did
the chicken do?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I got it?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Okay, this Samuel, Samuel, probably not the response I was
looking for here. That's was that you? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
You know it.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I still suck on the mulch.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I was thinking about how the molch was going to
come into I don't know why why decided to use melt?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I thought myself on that one good morning.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Welcome to the show. Who we're talking to?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Hello there, Hello, who we're talking to?

Speaker 7 (28:45):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Patrick?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Get I Patrick? What's your joke?

Speaker 8 (28:49):
So this is a story about my grandfather and grandmother
when I was younger. So my grandfather was a massive,
massive tractor, fairly drug trictors for a little ing, and
he had toy trek that he played with us after work,
had photos of all up. And then one day, unfortunately,
my grandmother got run over by a trektor and she

(29:10):
unfortunately died. So my grandfather gave up all tractors, sold
all those tractors, all those we toy cars and all
that kind of jams. And then I was about five
years later when my grandfather started dating again and he
went on a state with a lovely woman into a restaurant,
and when they were on the date, the restaurant started

(29:30):
filling with smoke, all of it from the kitchen or
something it must have been. And then grandfather went took
a big deep rest and sucked all the smoke up
out of the restaurant and he ran outside and went
and blew it all away, and the whole restaurant applauded them.
And he came in and then when he sat down,
sat back down at the table, his date was like,

(29:51):
how did you do that? How do you manage to
do that? And he said, oh, I'm an extractor.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Fan Okay, it is Patrick. Okay, so are we Samuel
or Patrick? Who's the head? So far?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Patrick Patrick for me, But you're the taskbasted jury. I
was too slow on the chicken in the freezer.

Speaker 10 (30:12):
Bit.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Okay, one more, Amanda, Amanda, can you can you cauzump
Patrick and Samuel with a joke?

Speaker 10 (30:20):
Well, I guess it depends on your humor.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
But maybe okay, what's your joke, Amanda?

Speaker 8 (30:25):
My jokers?

Speaker 10 (30:27):
How do you piss your boyfriend off when you're having
adult cuddles?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
How do you do that? Amanda?

Speaker 10 (30:32):
You bring them up?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Amanda, you've won five hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Congratulations, Amanda.

Speaker 8 (30:42):
No, just to speak to.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Patrick and Samuel for telling the jokes. No, no disrespeak
for Patrick and Samuel for telling the jokes on you.
But Amanda, great joke.

Speaker 10 (30:53):
To ways, good jokers.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Succinct, powerful stuff from Amanda. I love that everyone's got
that one joke that's in there up their sleeve, ready
to go at anyone given time.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
I think at least we've not been numb by the
broadcasting Sins authority.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
So now there were moments I was wondering with a mulch.
I was wondering if it was going to happen to
that parrot. That's why I think it took me so lot.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Jerry and Mine the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
So local body elections are on it the moment from
September nineth The voting started last week and it goes
to eleventh of October twenty twenty five. So why would
anyone want to vote in local body elections. Well, it's
because they decide those people how much red tapes in
you like?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
And I want a different guy to decide how much
red tape is going to be in my I want
a different guy to jack my rates up.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I want a different colored tape. I want yellow tape.
Yea some different colored tape in it.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I don't actually hate people that like yellow tape. So
that's time of years when I love that they do this.
They send the little booklet outs here and it's got
all of the people that are up for election and
your electric because you're like, I don't know who any
of these dudes are. There's punishing billboards all up and
down the road. It's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, the billboards are everywhere. Yeah, the billboards are there.
The other thing is I know for a fact that
people who are in the higher you know, at the
top of the alphabet, generally there's a higher chance that
you'll get into local body, really government, if you're if
starts with a high litter.

Speaker 11 (32:20):
Ah right, okay, yeah, it's because it's all in alphabetical,
so when your voting list, it's like, you know, as
a W Wells, i'd be you know, b sure, but
I think it's I think the other ways at top
and bottom do quite well, metal don't do very well.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah right, well politically as well. But it's all so confusing.
I don't know who any of these people are. Every
now and then there's someone that you've seen on TV
and you're like, oh, yeah, I know who that is,
but do they know anything about running a bloody council?
And so the book is quite handed because you get
to flick through them. Some of the photos that are
in there a wild. One of the guys in my
local electorates is selfie in his car. He's got a

(32:55):
seat belt on. It just says a rule, I'm not
for an elm of the seatbelt on and their pro
while back fair enough.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Because when's he taking that? So he's taking that at
the lights? Yeah I know, and then he taking another
car back before we lift. He's like, you know what,
when was the right time? I'm gonna run from here.
I'll do it right now. You can do it all online.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
This one, though, has caught my eye, so they write
a little blurb about why you should vote for them.
Jermaine Sonny Ross. My principal place of residence is in
the White Tackety Rangers Local Board area Cartour. I'm running
to be a White Tackety Rangers Local Board member and
have one request. Don't vote for me. So why put

(33:35):
myself forward for a job I don't want because I
told a room of twenty people I was going to
do it, and when I say I'm going to do something,
I do it even if I don't want to do it.
I'm a busy father, husband, and television director, so I
don't have time for this if I want to be
spending less time with my cute five year old doing it.
If you vote for me, you'll break your heart.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I also don't have the necessary skill set. Apparently it
involves a lot of reading of official documents. The only
things I read a young adult novels, sit and post
apocalyptic futures. So don't vote for me. This doesn't reverse psychology.
I'm serious, don't vote for me. I don't want this job.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'm voting from I'm voting.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
From anyone who's in there. Yeah, we need to get
Jamaine on are they is? Is this an incredible double
triple bluff where he actually does want to vote?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Man, I think he'd be fantastic on the white at
rate local.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
This is the thing. It's the people that you don't
want to be meir Like, that's who you actually want
don't want leads this one.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
So this is someone who's running for Nelson City Council mayor.
John Wakeland is his name. He's he's campaigning under lower rates. Okay,
now can you tell me who wrote? Like, I'm going
to read this exactly as it is, and can you
just try and explain to me if this makes any

(34:55):
sense to you? It all, my principal place of residence
is in the Nelson City Council.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
He lives in Nelson.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Next sentence, God works in mysterious ways. The reason he
refused to make my soul's acquaintance is the uplift his
flocks lives by consecrating me to combat escalating rate costs.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Sentence makes sense to you know, But I think what
he's trying to get at is that God has told
him to lower the rates.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
To participate, greedy landlords must reduce rent accordingly and drive
down rehd. I intend to eradicate pointless arrogance, squandering activity
and council sphere.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, I think we can all agree that there's pointless
arrogance squandering activity in all councils fares.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Now, this is where it gets interesting. And pledging that
I'll be awarding a respected dermatologist and brackets unfortunately retired
the key to my metropolis. Okay, so he's going to
give it obviously he knows a recently retired respected hermatologist
skin doctor.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, okay, it's get to goin the key to the metropolis. Yeah,
is he shit? Dermatologists underrepresented in having keys to the metropolis.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
This is where it gets interesting. I've always said that
next time pompous parasites fantasy accelerates your descent into poverty.
But you're abstained to voice like minded passionate contempt. You
have only yourself to admonish. Hence, I believe I act
today in unison with your mighty creator's intention, commanding hypocritical
management to feed the kiwi. I don't know why he's

(36:31):
feeding key with I do service to the Lord. Amen, Amen,
I think that is that a joke?

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Has he just got hold of a thesaurus, babe, is
that what's going on there? And he's like, only is
this I've paid fifteen bucks for only use every bloody
word out of this. Well, look, I've gotta be honest
with you. Jerry's got my vote.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Okay, here's an interesting one. It's an interesting one. So yeah,
if you haven't got that book yet, what to say?
Voting is open now and goes to eleventh of October
twenty twenty five. If you haven't got anything in the mail,
you can send something through to you to your local
body and your local elections. Just go online and they'll
send it, send you a voting pack.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
Jerry and Leni the Hodarchy Breakfast Hadicky Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Friday's master My topic was Panthers and Harlan and the
ten year old who loved basketball took away the prize.
So today we're back to fifty dollars up for grabs.
And since we're going to be conducting a witch hunt
for the All Blacks record loss over the weekend, gets
your pitchfawks ready for us. Three o'clock. Today's master My
topic is witches.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Rulin joins us on the show. Good morning, Rulin.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
Good morning, Jeza.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
You're calling him from fang Ada. Rulin's an interesting name.
Were you named after a brand of Ethanet high speed
Ethernet cables?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
No?

Speaker 7 (37:45):
No, good, try now it was a It was a
family hand media name, the Aesthetics. So I got it.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, someone else done with it. Yeah, it says here
you work in retail. You like playing golf, and your
favorite club this Blue Mine and Jerry's minds. Your favorite
club is the driver.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Yeah. Love, love to smack it as far as I can.
It's not always straight, though, No, I like hitting it
in the bush. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Well it's about It's about getting your money's worth for
the round of golf, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, yeah, playing as much golf as possible. Any chops
for a slice.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
Um, you just just see it high, let it fly.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I mean if the ball is going to go left
or right? Well, which is it slicing or hooking?

Speaker 8 (38:35):
For you?

Speaker 7 (38:35):
Rulin, it's a it's a hockey. It's a hockey mine.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Wow. You better at least you can sort of minimize
the hockey part of it. The slice is very hard
to get rid of. Okay, Rolin, you know how this works?
How you got forty five seconds. We're going to ask
you five questions. You're going to get three correct to
win the price. It's you can pass it anytime. If
your pass will come back to it as quick as
we can. If I screw it up, you win.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Question number one in The Wizard of Oz, what is
the name of the good Witch of the North?

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Past?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
What was the TV series starring Shannon Doherty and Alyssa
Milano known.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
As ummm enchanted No?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Who Playedmione Granger in the Harry Potter.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
Films Oh Gee, mind Blank No Pass.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Samantha Stevens was the titular character from which nineteen sixties sitcom.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
I Love Jemie Oh No.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
According to the Radiohadockey Breakfast podcast, what was the occupation
of the woman known as Witchy Poets?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
She was a shocker.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
She was an erotic dancer, selesh stripper. It was actually
pretty difficult, to be honest, Rulin.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
It was yeah, yeah, it was pretty tricky, but he anyway,
A recent.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Glinda was the name of the good Witch of the
North and the Wizard of Oz. Okay, Shannon Doherty and
Alyssa Milano were in Charmed. He was so close and
enchanted you were very close. Who played Amione Granger, Emma Watson?
And be Witched was the show that Samantha Stevens was

(40:22):
the titular character.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Unlike you, rolling good good efforts for ef it mate. Unfortunately,
that's worth zero dollars one hundred dollars up for grabs tomorrow.
If you think you can do better than Ruller, make
sure that you give us a call.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Jerry and Mini the hold Achy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Welcome to hold Neck Breakfast with Jeremy and I and Bruga.

Speaker 8 (40:51):
Banday you've got.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
That's not boss ends in me Stan. He's gone under
the iHeartRadio app. He's pressed the talkback function, sent us
in a message and we have played it on the radio.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Now, welcome into the show. If you're just joining us.
We've been talking about it all morning. We're conducting a
public service here. We're going to do it once and
for all for everyone. We're going to conduct a public
witch hunt. We're just going to get it over and
done with. After the All Blacks losing on the weekend
by a historic margin, we're launching the witch hunt. Get
your pitchforks ready, I've got my pitchfork. I've got my
wide brimmed straw hat.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
You some reason to have a pool queue and a
pair of secreateurs, pair of pidge trimmers.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
That's right, and we're looking for a witch. Whose fault
is it that the all all blacks lost by such
a wide margin on the weekend? Heids must roll, Jerry,
He's must roll. But who's his?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, exactly, and more creative. The better, Yep, the further
the higher up it goes, probably the better as well.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Well, I think we can all agree this goes all
the way to the top and something needs to be
done about it. A lot of people are going to
say something needs to be done, but is anyone willing
to stand up and actually do it? No, Jerry, not
until lust. So I've actually got a literal physical pitchfork
in my hand. You've got a pair of garden shears
or sicateurs loppers. You could do a hedge with those.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
I'm going to make sure, oh yeah, yeah, that's good.
I'm going to make sure my face is covered just
in case this goes to social media, because I don't
want anyone to identify me.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Get into touch three four A three oh eight hundred hidarchy.
Whose fault is it? Who's it fault?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
The witch hut mcgins Jerry and.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Mine the hierarchy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
That's right, we're conducting a national witch hunt. Heads need
to roll. Someone needs to be held accountable for the
fact that our beloved all Blacks lost. The all blacks
never lose, they certainly never lose like this, and so
the national witch hunt is on. We're conducting it here
in studio. I've got my straw hat on, I have
a pitchfork. Jerry has a pair of garden shears and

(42:49):
a pool queue which is going to light the end
of on fire to form a torch. Ruda is covering
his face.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
That's not that's not my name. I'm murder.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
It looks like an US.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
He's get to touch the iras about.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
It's going to know who's going to fire bomb someone
just in case, just in case this makes its way
onto social media. He wants to protect his professional his career.
We are looking to blame someone and something.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yes, that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
So what is what is what is to blame? I
mean it can't be the fact that South Africa a
better rugby team or certainly were on the date It
can't be that.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
I think we can all agree on that year. They're
not better than us at rugby. But it's got to
be something else other than that. In the text of
Flooding through on three four eight three, the person to
blame is Grant Fox. Seriously think about it all. His
focus right now is on his son. Ever since Ryan's
been doing well that abs have turned to peers. This
goes all the way to the time he's no longer

(43:47):
one of the selectors.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
No, he's not one of the selectors.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Could that be one of the issues? Hey, guys, follow
me down the rabbit hole here. One the All Blacks lost, two,
the Warriors lost three. South Canterbury lost to the mighty
men of the Miday. Can everything that Mania loved lost
on the thirteenth of September? Possibly this day was cursed
by Mania Stewart. That's mark from Dunner's originally from Ashburton,
f South Canterbury.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Okay, well, I like this theories the curse of Manai Stuird.
Of course, there is the curse of g Lane. Wherever
g Lane goes to a New Zealand sporting event, particularly
a Cricket World Cup related thing. Yep, we lose. He's
never watched us win a World Cup. He's been to
I think four World Cup finals and.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
We've lost every single one. So that is very much
a real thing. Okay, so you're going to throw g
Lane in there. We're gonna throw grub Fox in there,
We're gonna throw Mania Stewart in there.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Sure, I would also like to throw in Jeremy Wells
eleventh of September twenty twenty five, and I quote, I've
given up predicting all Blacks for Springbox games. You could
have left it at that, but you decided to take
a leaf out of G Lane's cursed book. I keep
thinking the Springboks are better than they are. Maybe they've
just beat us in World Cup games. I give them
more credit than they deserve. Jeremy Wells, your head needs
to roll as well.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I like this idea food poisoning on the ref There
must have been some kind of we must have eaten
the wrong thing the way that we fell away in
the second half. That says to me that it's food related.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
So Susie, we're throwing Susie in there?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeap?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Why the hell not Susie.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Grant Fox me? You g Lane so far. Someone said, boldly,
if and Caketon is the Times of Bowlder Cakedon, is
it the Cakedon's fault?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
He there's a lot of people blaming Wellington. It's Wellington's fault.
Play all the games of Eaton Park moving forward. Well,
I don't think it's just played the games of Eaton Park.
I think we do pretty well everywhere else, I mean Hamilton.
I don't think all we ever lost.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
A lot of texts coming and saying it's Wellington's fault.
Do we need to get rid of that?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Time to get rid of the Barrett brother experiment? Too
many Barrett brothers on one side.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Okay, we're throwing all the Barrett brothers in there, even
that one that doesn't play.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
You can't have three brothers on a team.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Too many brothers.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Too many brothers, man, oh dear.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Keep those coming through three four eight three. It's the
wizard's fault. Stood up the wrong potion in the cake tin.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Our governor General is a woman.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yep, the General needs to go. All right, We're gonna
jut these all down. Brian Tommocky chuck all the names
in a barrel, pick one at random and blame it
on that. That's a brilliant idea. Someone's blaming inkeepers, someone
else's blaming Dodgy belltong that was given to us as
a core keep the text coming through. Ll give us

(46:30):
a call. Oh eight hundred Hadaki whose head needs to roll.
We've got the pitchforks out, quite literally, I have a
pitchfork in my left hand.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
You look like the guy from an American golfing.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Actual's gonna go and turn the garden over after this.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
But Jerry and m Ni the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Because this happened on Saturday night. Up on the clock that.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Gray head forty three.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Oh, it's a thirty three.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
Point My god, Homas Reinhart, the little Nazi who kicks
it under the stands man South Africa.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
We're a historic victory at the cake tin yees, so
I think straight off the rip which chucking g Lane
and watch hunt for calling him a little Nazi there.
I don't know if you can do that.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Ju Lane's Nazi coll and so.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
If you've just joined us, we're conducting a watch hunt.
I've got a pitchfork, Jerry's got a torch. We've got
our wide brimmed hats on and we are taking your suggestions.
On three four eight three. Who's faulted us? The Governor
General has been suggested.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Jerry Yep, Grant Fox has been suggested.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Jeremy Wells has been suggested.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
This one I like a lot. This has just come through.
On three four three. I blame the choir. We made
the South African national anthem way too good. That was
very good. That was exceptional.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I know our in our own country was better than ours.
I blame an Foster. Bring him back from Japan and
then sack him again. Could put Fozzy down? Please?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I blame this is a texter Rais.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
His hairline raises hairlines, so Jerry's needs to go.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Apparently rases heirline needs to go.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
We all agree that's going. But as a time taking
to the watcher, Jerry is writing all of these names down.
He's going to put them in his beloved barrel, darrel
the barrel. Then we're going to draw out the one
which that will end the hunt and then we can
all stop winding about it for the week. Another text
on three four eight three, it's Lynn from Tawar's fault. Okay,

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someone else is blaming bucks testicle. This one's a little
bit controversial. The problem is probably the forty eight missed tackles.
Can't win a game if you can't defense. I don't
know about rubbish. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
That's crazy stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I don't agree with it.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
You can't draw a line between tackling and winning games.
This one makes more sense. I blame Tony Brown for
teaching the spring Box how to use their backs.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Yep. One hundred percent of their backs seem to be
used I know, and they have never been doing that.
The South Africans. Someone else said, all blacks lost because
of my mother in law. She came up for the weekend,
had a few gen t's and a couple of wines,
started some controversial chat about Nadia Limb and pulled out
that I don't care if the AB's lose. So can

(49:06):
we chuck in that guy's mother in law please?

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
So this person here's to suggested that it's not allowing
razor to vape in the box.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yep, put razor not vaping in the box? Please. Cheering
blame lies squarely at the feet of John O and
Ben and Nickelback. Get Dame Nolen Toto her back and
she's got some free time. So Nolean so puts John
Oan Ben in there and Nickelback Nardie Noles potentially.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Okay, Nickelback, I'm writing this down. I'm frantically writing all
this stuff down. Nickelback right.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Another one, I blame razors eyes. That's too close together.
That could probably just got to the same entry as Razor.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I Reckon raises eyes. Well, no, that's specific though, I.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Don't separate entry for razors Eyes. Another one on three
four a three the white collar on the jumper, dressed
like the adies, play like the adies.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Okay, do we need behind them running b testicle on
a piece of paper?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Do we need collars? Do we need a blue collar
perhaps white collar? Perhaps get us back to our blue
collar roots. I blame Leo McDonald for leaving us high
and right.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
How many cake tins do we have to write?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I mean, it's just interesting you say this.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Someone just ticks and three four eight three and answered
your question before you even asked it. Jerry put the
caketon in thirty times, please, Okay, thirty thirty entries. A
lot of hate coming through for Nelson Mandela for uniting
their broken country.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Okay, Yeah, Damien McKinsey's smile is now coming through strong, Jerry,
if you could put that one in there as well.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Okay, well, I'm just behind the Nelson Mandela Yeah, okay, yeah,
his freedom.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
For uniting, uniting an otherwise broken country. Okay, nanaam a
hoota getting a couple of oats on three four o
three as well.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
No, you can't just write what has it got to
do with.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Lack of hyphenated names like the warriors that's from Mike
and another one for Grannie Clampert for food poison.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Than Jerry.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
We're going to go to a dragon rain here that
you've got three and a half minutes to catch up
on those.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Not en half double barrel names.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
James Fisher, Harris's paddle pedal Man, Damien McKenzie's smile. I
blame massh for being hungover while commentating.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Someone put just put the all blacks in for not
being good enough.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
No, don't think it's that, Jerry and.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Midnight the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
As we're conducting a witch hunt and to Saturday nights
last of the spring Bok's a record loss of the
cake tin.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yep, we're taking your things On three four eight three.
I've got a pitchfork in hand. Jerry's got a torch
with the lights off in the studio, conducting the the
witch Hunton. Who's faulted? Is all of these people or
things have been put into Darrell the barrel our, beloved
barrel over there. We're going to draw this raffle style
and put it to bed once and for all. Text
through Laura mcgoldrick's red dress. We put that in please

(51:54):
Jerry Goldrick's redress.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
This one's just coming. Too much support for black ferns.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yep, can I also have not enough support for the
blackfeld check that in there too. Blame the NRL scheduler.
We lost in the second half and all the league
fans switched on and said how boring rugby is and
hating on all the kicking, scrums and lineouts. Okay, so
Peter valandis Peter Landy's. Put Peter Landy's in there? Please.
The boys look jaded and depleted of essential minerals like

(52:20):
zinc and magnesium. I blame pornhub and implement a Wi
Fi ban the night for all future games.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Pornhub.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Okay, hold on, not enough zinc and magnesium ban porn Hub.
So that's Pornhub's fault.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Is it depleading us?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I think there's something in that. There's probably something in there.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Someone's blaming the English for losing the Boer War.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Okay, English for losing the Last or War Gods pen
last War. Yep, fair enough, there's something there.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
John Ky's downstairs is receiving blame with no context.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
John Key's Downstairs, What the hell did that have to?

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Is that person blaming Kevin Black former radio hack DJ.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
The guy that flew the fat through the flower bomb?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
You being from Canterbury, definitely chuck that in there. You're
in a couple of times on there, about.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Three or four times.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Being from Canterbury.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Okay, Ardie Savia, the one game he didn't go full
of mortal beast mode is the one that we lose.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Okay, Ardia, Sure don't you dare put that thing in there,
jury that says we sucked.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Just move on.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
That's now, that's not going. It's got to be more.
It's got to be more, to the man.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Another text through England actually won the Boar War your
helmets England and England losing the Boar War. Too much
support and also not enough support for the Black Ferns.
I blame the fellows from the Late Night Big Breakfast
for stopping the show. Michael the Mongolian throat singer has
come through as well. All Blacks found out the Warriors
lost and through the match. Okay, kind Aaron Cruden's one testicle?

(53:58):
Which one the one that he's got or the one
that he doesn't have? Okay, Jerry chuck all those under
Darrel the barrel and let's settle the sucker. Let's end
the witch hunt once and for all.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
There were going on.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
There's so many of them.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
They're going in.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Darryl Darrel's just off to the right hand of Jerry,
but he's got so many pieces of paper. Here.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
It is here the winner of the reasons why the
All Ecs lost on saiday night is not enough double
barrel names.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Not enough double barrel names. Witch hunt has been successful.
It's it's concluded we need more double barrel names than
the All Blacks. And to that end, someone text for
as well and said, would it kill Razor to select
some Div two players?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Okay, so there we give us a call not enough
double barrel names, then we will pat you on the back.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Jerry.

Speaker 9 (54:52):
In the night, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Sports Chats with Acc Lame caught you by Headsport multra
bell for him. Welcome to the studio. ACC. Here that
g lane. We've already raked over the coals. We've conducted
a witch hunt here on the breakfast. We put all
of the reasons for the All Blacks loss into Daryl
the barrel, and we pulled out the one which made

(55:20):
a lot of sense. Action. That is not enough double
barrel names in the All Blacks side.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
Oh, excellently. We're going down the broken broken family route.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
We can broken homes produced a bit athletes and that's
why they're warriors. That so well this year they broke,
didn't they do well? They matched the record twice for
the most double barrel last names.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
This is true, Hey, babe, Look, I think on the
contrary to that, we were a winner. I don't know
if you recall my hunt from Friday. Anytime, try score
a multi with Colby Cheese and Lequa Halaesima paying nine bucks.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Who So that's nine.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Hundred bucks into the coffers.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
That's positive.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Yeah, and we're going to give that away this.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Week on the hurrcue Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
So there you again. One of the other reasons. I
blame TV and Z with a man Dan Corbett for
not yelling go the all Blacks during Friday's weather on
one who's disgraceful from him normally he does do rais.
His hairline was blamed.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
Yeah, listen during the commentary, we did notice it's holding
on for dear life. Yeah, I mean it's you can't
call it a combover, but there's some distraction going on.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Don't call it a comeback. It's it's the it's the
death throws, isn't it? It is?

Speaker 6 (56:27):
But it's not a comb over.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
It's just a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Would it be a real statement of intent for him
to take it to the woodshed before the next game
against the Black.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
Yeah, just go like it's two assistant coaches, Just just
go full lee heart brung it home.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yep. And his nickname is Razor. I mean, come on,
get your lid on board.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Yeah, what's good to Dopparently not enough essential minerals thinking
magnesium was a problem.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Laura mcgoldwick's red dress got a few votes as.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
A problem, and she didn't She didn't shy from the
red lipstick guy that had matched that dress. Tell you
what the smoky eyes.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Would have surprised you at all to learn that your
name is in that barrel about fifteen times. I has
thatllent for various different curses.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Right, okay, with the national anthem as well being sung
by the choir. Apparently the South African version far too good.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Oh, I was amazing. Their choir was next level?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
They were good? Were they beautiful armonies?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
A cappella?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
It was good stuff, powerful stuff, and of course there
were we kind of glossed over it a little bit.
But the the Warriors lost to the Panthers twenty four
to eight. In the end, I was doing all I
was out of the game. I was doing all sorts.
I tried leaving for the last five minutes to see
if I could reverse jinxt then so that I missed
the comeback. And then I came back into the stadium
the Panthers had scored again.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Oh MG, would be done by that stagement night, I.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Know how good though.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
On the other side of it, Reese Walsh with the
double bird to the crowd yea as he got Ben
came back out and then won the game.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I mean that is one of the great exports.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah, as powerful stuff Australia beat Argentina. Yeah, well, yeah,
that was good.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
That was a great game, that one. It's a real
game of afternoon.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Of what he wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
That was a great game.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
He also to just kind of touch on the Black
Funds making the semi finals beating Spring the women team. Now, listen,
I've always I'm a man alone here, probably, and the
fact that when you have franchises, whether the women's and
men's team should just have the same name, whether they
should be the Blues only the Chiefs have the Chiefs
man or you know, yeah, you know what I mean,

(58:25):
they just sit under some front one franchise. I was
watching the game against South Africa Blackfoods West Africa, and
they're known as the Women's box.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Oh are the women's box?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
I thought you were.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Are they? Yes? Are they?

Speaker 6 (58:42):
And am I the only one that was stopped in
my tracks when they said the women box score?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah? Should we not just called them the spring Box?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
And I'll go you one further. After this weekend's results,
do we renamed the All Blacks to the Black Ferns
Men's Yeah, I'm into it. I think we're going to
have to. I'm going to out a petition to Rena
and the Alblex's blackfaned men and so they can prove
that they can win another World Cup like the women
are about to correct.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I'm having a looking here at the Rugby Championship table.
Australia one, South Africa two YEP New Zealand three YEP
Argentina four. Now Australia are on eleven points. Yes, Argentina
are on nine points us in South Africa on ten.
So this is one of the closest. It's never been
like this before.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
How Australian is it to lose a Test match and
go to the top of the table.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
That is the most Australia. How are we going to
go when we come up against them?

Speaker 6 (59:35):
I reckon, We're going to do them. We're going to
come back hurting Eden Park in two weeks time, five
o'clock kickoff too afternoon footy back at Eden Park. I reckon,
We're going to absolutely drill them.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I don't know. I mean, it's rubbish scrum versus rubbish scrum,
isn't it. It's the battle of the rubbish scrums.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
And rubbish lineouts and rubbish breakdowns.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
And miss tackles. The forty eight of them. Apparently to
one test Australians, it's a tick.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
Now it's going to be a high scoring fear that
wrote the book on I think they'll bounce back from this.
There's no way that an all back team doesn't bounce
back from a defeatan.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
No, I agree. And also Eden Park, something weird happens
to Eaton Park teams just come and place. Well, I
don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
What happens at the cake turn?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Then? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
It's just too round.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I think it might be too weird. I think it's weird.
I think it doesn't I don't think that the swirling
breeze helps anyone. I think there's no advantage at all
to this bizarre breeze. I'm told the wind comes from
seven different directions at any given time.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
It's not a great ground. It's not a rugby ground.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
What is put Do we put a little on the
cake tip?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
That and bake it and bake it? That would that
fix it?

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
Well, eventually it's going to slip into the harbor anyway.
So as stage, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
That's a great okay, I'm that hot take thanks very
much for coming in acc lane.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah go the woman's box.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
I just want to give myself a little bit of
distance there between that comment and saying have a lovely
day and we'll see you tomorrow.

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