Thou Shalt Listen To Podcast - The Radio Highlights June 24

Today on the Radio Highlights Pod, the boys go deep into the Ten Commandments, and is it time for the Matt and Jerry Show to get rid of their smartphones?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mantain Jerry Show. Get into a projects sorted with
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Good morning, Welcome along to the Mountain Jerry Show, Monday
the twenty fourth of June twenty twenty four. My name's
Jeremy Wells and this is man Heath, so good to
be here.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Welcome to all those listening on the Radio Highlights podcast.
Sometime in the future you home speak at heroes. Listeningers
are getting ready use or use on the iHeartRadio app
and the FM and am faithful. We've got an absolutely
massive show today, including the wonderful world of the World's
Ugliest Dog twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's right. Yeah, you'll remember the World's Ugliest Dog twenty
twenty three, which we brought you last year, and the
World's Ugliest Dog twenty twenty two, which we brought you
the year before.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, we've got a new Ugliest Dog this year.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's exciting. That's right.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What is multitasking and why is it bad for your brain?
We go into that later because you know everyone's saying
woman can multitask, and I'm a multitasker. There's no multi
because there's just people doing five things.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Terribly at the same time. Yeah. Nowadays, with screens in
the way that they work, people are doing a lot
of things all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I saw another two screen movie. It was called The
Brick Layer. Oh no, a movie that was clearly made
was on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
People.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
We'll talk about this later, but movies that are clearly
made for you to watch while you're also on your
phone so you're not actually watching.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, I don't talk about that as well. And Matt
and Jerry show, so normally we'd be talking about The
Warriors around about this time, eleven minutes past six on
a Monday morning, But maybe we'll just scoot past that
for now. Yeah, I mean, god, the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I watched that and just with my jaw hanging open,
we just sort of didn't have any defense.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I felt so sorry for Andrew Webster.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
When they went to that box and you know, at
the coach's box. His face was just like he couldn't
believe what.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Was going on. Yeah, and I don't know what's going
I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I
don't understand that sometimes bring click the injuries. I think
sometimes you have a game like that where just something
I think I think Mitchell Bunny is a big part
of the team. It wasn't there a huge part of defense. Yep, totally, totally.
So Anyway, the Blues took on the Chiefs and the
Super Rugby final forty one ten in the end score.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
There a huge amount of Chiefs fans up and auglanized
at the morning Si Tevan watching the Warriors before the
game and it was nearly all Chiefs fans in there.
Heaps of Chiefs fans came up being Auckland. It absolutely
shut down on everyone. Just at any kind time there's
a major outdoor event, there could be a real celebration.
It just absolutely wheezed out on top top of everyone.
But the Chiefs fans came up cock at the hoop.

(02:30):
They were very confident. Yeah, well they weren't by the
end of the game. Let's listen to this. It gets
kicked in to touch the Blues.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
They will win Super.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Rugby Pacific twenty twenty four with a comprehensive thumping of
the Chiefs mina forty one points.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
To ten, five tries to one in conditions that sued
them perfectly.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
There you go, so well the conditions. Listen to that
from g Lang additions that suited them perfectly.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
He's a pill to swallow for as you glaim, wasn't it?
And James mcconey because.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
They beat them last time in Auckland and conditions that
didn't perfectly suit them. No, that's what you want to seventeen.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, that's right now. That Auckland forward pack's a very
good forward pack, isn't it. Yeah, very good.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
And Damian McKenzie didn't have much of a game. I
guess you could say that the absolute horrific conditions didn't
play into his hands, but he may have set himself
back a little bit as being the sure thing number ten.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, I think it depends as well with
a number ten. If you're playing behind a forward pack
that's just going backwards all the time, and they were
going backwards. They are going.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Backwards, it makes it tough, it doesn't it very very tough.
So the interesting thing is that is the same Blues
forward pack from last year. Yeah, they're just really really
good this year. Yeah, they're playing really well. They're well coached.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, they know what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yep and Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Time for the latest news headlines for it will take
a hit as the entire islanders at a teddy remains
out of action. Ki Rail ship ran aground on rocks
on Friday night after a suspected steering failure. It's the
only inter island a ship that can carry rail.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I blame k We Rail for this one hundred percent
because the boss of KII Rail yelled at me at
the rugby and told me to sit down when I
was celebrating a try, So you know what I mean. Always,
I've got a problem of people think that you watch rugby,
but you can't. You don't stand up to celebrate a try,
then I don't think that you your moral code is correct.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
So you're saying right, well, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah,
I see what you're saying, saying that there's a failure
there of the art of titty and it's just he's
it's almost like his attention is somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, Yeah, that's what I think. I'm blaming k We
Rail for this one hundred percent. Or it could be
the captain's fault.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't know. Yeah, I think it's got something to
do with some tape that was used to tie things up.
It ended up disintegrating. That's sort of heard on the
news this morning.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Why is the government in the business of fairies? Why
isn't that a commercial venture? Across the cook straight they
told ke rall than they brought it back at top dollar. Okay,
but I think maybe that should be we should leave
that to some companies to do.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Should sell it again. Let's sell it again, sell it,
lose some more money on it.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
A woman who spend more than twenty seven thousand dollars
on takeaways and our car for a man she met
on a dating site that's tried to claim it all back.
The relationship ended just months after it began. The dispute
Tribune and found the man liable to repay her nearly
ten and a half thousand dollars as the money was
unlikely a gift, but rather alone.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
For twenty seven thousand dollars on takeaways in a car. Okay, okay, sorry,
that's a misleading thing. Twenty seven thousand dollars on takeaways
and a car. Yeah, like it could be, you know,
fifty dollars on takeaways and the rest on the car,
you know, but make sing the beginner sounds like the
guy's ate twenty five thousand dollars with the dogaway.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's done that on purpose. That's that's the small Claims
tribe and we need to keep going back to the
small clothes. It's a rich vein of news for us.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Because we had someone on Friday, didn't we She took
her x to the small trains, the small Claims trains
been because he didn't arrive to take it to the airport.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
So you didn't look after a dog for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, Asso, she had to pay for kennel and change
your flights and they said get out of here.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
They threw it out and Max Vistappan has won a
third consecutive year at Formula one Spanish Grand pri and Barcelona.
He started from second on the grid behind Lando Norris,
but whipped past them by the first turn.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh how good The Mat and Jerry show Time four.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
The Wonderful World of the World's Ugliest Dog.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Twenty twenty four. Yeah, that's right, big competition, this one
all around the world. It's an eight year old Pekinese
called wild Thing wild Fang. Yeah, that's right, wild Thang.
So it's from Coos Bay and Oregon and Coos Bay
that's not a real name for a place. Cousbay and Oregon.
You know what they do, people go to coos Bay.

(06:48):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
And I know they called you the cous Yeah, yeah,
you don't come from Kuzbay do No, that's not why
they called me the cousy.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Anyway, wild Thang entered the competition for the last five
years and this year has finally taken it out. And
it's actually quite sad. Poor old wild Thing's got a
medical condition called canine distemper, which prevents the growth of
its teeth and has caused a muscular disorder in one
of its.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Legs, and that's why it's one of the most hideous
pet on show.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yep, it's got a wonky leg, It's got a tongue
that hangs out of its mouth at all times due
to the missing teeth. Oh yeah, yeah, it's one of those.
It's a pekan it, you know, the Pekanese. Pecanese is
one of the real squashed face. They're little, they can't
breathe properly. They snort like pegs. Yeah, and horrific little things.
This is a fluffy one. And I think it's called
wild Thing possibly.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Because he imagine it's a wheezing dog.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, I mean, is anyone out there with the Pekinese.
I'd love to hear three four eight.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Three What are you doing with the Pekinese If you've
got a Pekinese Pecanese?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Are they originally with a ugly lap dock? So they
were to keep people warm, probably as a lot of
those little lap dogs are actually to keep you warm.
There's just a little heater.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Sit on your lap and keep yeah wild fang beat
Daisy may amongrel that has lost its teeth here in vision.
It kind of feels like you're picking on the blind
and a park named Rome.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
They're all dogs have squashed ugly faces, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
The annual contest carries a five thousand dollars prize. In
appearance on NBC's Today's Show for the winner, the owner
was Anne Lewis. You described her dog as glugly, explaining
its glam meets ugly.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Wow. She said before the results.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
This is our fifth year in competition. This could be
our year, That's what she said.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, So apparently they're going to use the money to
rescue Pekinese dogs from the war in Ukraine. Is there
a lot of Pikanese dogs in Ukraine? Pikanese dogs in
the Ukraine. How many Pekinese dogs would they be in
the Ukraine? It's not from the Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Is there any people you can rescue from the Ukraine
war before you go saving the Pikanese dogs?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Apparently they bought seven over already, so they bought seven dogs.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Pekanese dogs are wheezed their way into a slow and
painful death due to horrible and breeding.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I would say that the Pekinese hasn't got long to
go anyway. I don't love very long Binese in the
front line of the Ukraine. Is that why the Ukraine's
the Ukrainians are losing the war because they're using Pekanese
for their war dogs. It's one of my least favorite
talks at Pekinese anyway. Congratulations wild Playing, It's really incredible.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
We had a big day on Friday, didn't we with
the Big Bender. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
We we went overseas one point turns out overseas me
just going to dimport on the fire, and then we
went to had some balls Taka Perna, didn't we?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, it turns out balls. Having bought smashing balls was
a golf driving range. We did a podcast as well
just after nine thirty missus Lucy's.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Where will We miss Less is fantastic bar on Cook
Street and Auckland.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
That was a great time.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
You were a bit worried about it because it went a
bit blue, you thought, which is you were slightly worried
about your reputation and Hillary Barry finding out.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, it wasn't just Hillary Barrier just sort of my
my wider extended Faro as well. I was slightly worried
about them hearing about some of the things. I just
got a bit of a creepy vibe by the end
of it.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, yeah, Well Gelaane got involved in he so there
was there was a few drinks and Gelaane involved in
a live podcast record at Miss Lucy. So you can
hear that and decide whether you think it is career
ending for Jeremy or nine. It's available. Now what do
we call that one?

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Well, I think it just is called life from the
Big Bended.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Life, so we're not drawing attention to it. That's good.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
So the Daily Bespoke podcast, if we will listen to that,
see if Jerry's stuff was.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Don't do that career I think just let that one
go through to the keeper.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
See if that's going to permanently damage your career. Mashy
later on in the day permanently damaged his arm with
a Let's get Busy tattoo.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
So we ended up finding our way into a tattoo
parlor at about four o'clock in the afternoon, So that
was about eight well eight nine hours after that live
podcast record. And I looked, kind of very long story short,
I've now got a Let's get Busy on my arm permanently.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I'll just look at it.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
This year is boys take it in there.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
It is Let's get busy on the back.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Of That's actually beautiful. I like that Let's get busy.
You've got this right beside your rum or, your your
colors of the cards, you know, your cards symbols of
your heart.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah, you've got some interesting tants.
I've never not ever had a look at that particularly.
Is that a cloud that you've got beside the Let's
get busy? So there's a.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Teddy Bear, that's a Teddy Bear that hasn't been finished there,
there's a pac Man there. There's a lot of some
card symbols there, Zania playing their cowboy hat there. But
the issue that I've been running into fellas and I
need your help on this is not everyone knows what
let's get bize means. Yeah, so there's an interesting thing
that's already happened over the last couple of days where
it's you'll notice, if I've got a T shirt on

(11:50):
like I do now, is it's right in the eye shot.
So if I'm talking to someone, yeah, you know, but
the eyes naturally drift down to my arm there where
it says, let's get busy.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
So anyone to the left of you thinks that you're
trying to get it on with them, Well.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
That's right, and I don't have the luxury of what
we have right now of explaining how the let's get busy.
But of course it was the original old Man's nappy,
which is a quite a bit of silence in a
radio broadcast.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
With we go to see how it happened.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
So this is when Jerry said something so uncool that
no one could speak for quite some time afterwards.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Let's go, I mean, let's let's go time and put
it all on read.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, let's go, let's get bize. Silence. Look, in my defense,
can we come back to that because there I blame
being for that. He left me hanging and created an
old man' zammy. Now, if he was a singer, Let's
get busy was a zinger line. It deserved, it deserved
a kick off the song straight away, and that would

(12:47):
have been amazing. It would have been a great out.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
We decided to lean into the Let's get bize and
then it became our catchphrase on our podcast, and now
it's on Meshi's arm. Oh well, oh well, all right,
well that'll wash off winner the Matt.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
And Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Tune.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
That absolutely.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Eden Park a new one on Saturday Night.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
That song. That's a good stadium chain, isn't it. Your
feet were here? Were you doing there? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
That's that's what they played as the Blues ran onto
the field.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
Oh that's a good song to come out to.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
They did a good light show at halftime as well,
the lasers and the fireworks and such.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Actually, sorry, Jerry, I know you're supposed to backsel that
song there, but now you're talking about it in Park
and I'm just up. I've noticed that. I think Eten
Park decided at some point, you know what, I don't
want to hear any more. Discussions about any other stadium.
We're going to turn up the dial. Yeah, And that's
what they've done the last few weeks, haven't they. They've
turned up the dial.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
It.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
It was a hell of a night, hell of a
night and the only thing, the only problem was that
Auckland turned up the rain of sheets of squalls of.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Rain just coming around.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
And then I know that it really was a strong
argument for putting a roof on the bastard.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, on it one day.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Put a roof on it one day. You got to
get a roof.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
On that thing. It was moist, speaking of moist, the
Monday moisture coming up after seven o'clock, juicing you up
for another week in beautiful old tear it or a
lot of suggestions coming in already, Heart Dire Straits, Fleetwood Mac.
There's some seals the cars here traveling wilberries as well.

(14:22):
A suggestion there from someone.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Someone sueducing the cars drive. That's not going to juice
people for another of the week. And it's a great song,
but it's pretty frickin depressing.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
That'll suck the life.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Someone else is saying business by Eminem for the moistener
cultures or Casan big balls. They see DC coming through
the traveling Wilbury is handled with care. Tuned mister big
to be with you tune Yeah, all kinds of change coming.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Do anything mesh? Do you know? For Colin?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Someone suggested, do you know that that's not about anything?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's just a made up word.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
He just had to fit a word in the enter
try one while he was writing the song, and he
never got around replacing it.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Coming up after seven o'clock as well, we're going to
talk to former All Black Jeff Wilson about the All
Black Squad announcement that's happening later this afternoon. Who is
gonna be Razor Robinson's first captain?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Oh yeah, it's gotta be dog Roll, isn't it? Bring
on dog Rolls? Between dog Roll and Artie Severe, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
The Mats and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Weast time weekday on its sixty nine. Well, it's Mass
and jerm Nice.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Have you with us this morning on the Man in
Jerry show Man and the twenty fourth of June. We're
on the way towards Christmas. Now we've gone past the
shortest day in the days I get. I can't officially
announce it. Bring on the Christmas House. Oh, Chris changed,
that's what I think.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
We're shoving a neutral and host a Christmas let's gig.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
We've got a lot coming up this morning on the
mat and Jerry Shelgon talking about the Ten Commandments. It's
gonna there's post for it to be brought back into
all the US schools. At the moment, it's been brought
back into Louisiana schools. Oh yeah, the Ten Commandments, yep,
ZAC commartments up on a wall. But do you know
that everyone's getting them wrong?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
We should look into what the actual correct pronunciation, the
correct translation of the Ten Commandments is, because people are
gonna wrong, they've gone wrong bad translation. Hey, also, we
were going to look into what Once again we've teased
things in the six o'clock hour that we never get
to I think we need to take stock at the
start of the six o'clock hour and decide what we're
actually going to do.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I'm not going to do because we teased a couple
of things never got to them. Two screens.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I didn't we didn't talk about this concept of the
Netflix movie. Now that has made they make the movie
with your attention of you not watching it. You'll be
instead be on your phone flicking through other stuff, and
there's they've got a new two screen movie out at
the moment.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's very popular. Can I say, in defense of teasing
things that you don't quite get do, sometimes that's just
the way it goes. You have a list of a
whole lot of things that you've got to talk about,
and then you get waylaid. We got waylaid with Messi's tattoo.
Let's get a tattoo that's on his arm. Yeah, you know,
we got way late talking about the Ugliest Dog. We
got way lay.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Like, I'm not saying that the content we had between
six and seven wasn't fantastic, Jerry, it was really really
good and it was a packed hour.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
But we were going to talk about multitasking. Were going
to do that. Now We're going to do a multitasking
at some stage in the next two hours. Okay, right, absolutely, Okay,
I'm looking forward to that. We're also going to talk
to Jeff Wilson about the All Black announcement, which is
coming up at five point thirty this afternoon. But what's
up next, Well, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
The Monday moistner, A real wounded of a song juicing
you up for another week in this beautiful country of ours.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
That's right, a.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Song to motivate you that you sing along to in
your car and make.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
You feel good to start and sweek. So we can
take it out in neutral.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You can shove it under first, wrap the rings out
of it and give this a good old kei.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
We try this week all right?

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Here we are the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh yeah, the Monday moistening, juicing you up for another
week and beautiful out on.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
So seen there five point thirty. Scott Robinson's going to
announce his first all Black squad for the upcoming tests
against England and playing Fiji as well in San Diego.
You can watch it all unfold on Sky Sport one
and stream it on Sky Sport Now and to talk
about who he thinks is going to be in the
squad as Jeff Wilson Morning, Jeff, how are you morning? Great?

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Here are you going?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh? This is a very interesting all black announcement because
there's a lot of guys that retired at the end
of last year that have left and we won't see again.
So this looks like a quite a fresh new squad.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
I'll there'll be some new faces and that's what we
always like about a squad after a Rugby World Cup,
right where, yeah, we lose some great players, and we
have lost some great players. We're talking the legends of
the game and influential players. So all of a sudden
super rugby this year. Some young guys had an opportunity
to put up their hand and some guys who made
me sitting on the friends you had a bit of experience,
might get their opportunity. So it's looking like you'll probably

(19:01):
see maybe four or five new names and that's that's
always exciting for a ruggy public, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
And a new captain, Yeah, It'scott Barrett.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Looks as though he's going to get the call up.
I mean there was a little bit drums beating for
artist Zavira obviously, who's who's done the job in behind
Sam Cain on a number of occasions. And then also
you've got likes of a Cody Taylor I thought might
have been in the mix after his strong comeback and
plenty for him to look forward to.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Now Jeff Wilson, we've got test against Fiji and then
we've got a couple of tests against England, with a
reasonably green looking All Black side, particularly in the forwards.
And I know a lock has quite an interesting situation
for the for the All Blacks. How do you think
they're going to go against England? Because what team is
England going to bring down there? Sometimes they don't bring

(19:48):
down a full strength side.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
No man, they're stack. They are stack. They're bringing out
the strongest possible side they could. Look, there's one of
the key players and George Ford. But in regards to that,
you that he plays a pretty simple style of rugby,
which they use so effectively the last year at a
Ruggy World Cup. But this is the real deal, they're not.
I think those days of teams coming to New Zealand
and particularly after Ireland tastes his success before a Rugby

(20:12):
World Cup, I know if they want to get better,
that they're better off coming to New Zealand and being
a full string side because they've got to find out
what it takes and how how you need to play
to beat I suppose some of the other best teams
in the world. So now they're going to be good
and we're going to be on our game.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Do you for someone to kill them to book three
tests instead? Of two against England, two is a very
annoying number for a series.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
I can only agree with you there. I mean, it's
just like been to their road four one day at
the Seriously, you know, what are your planning for one
to be rained out or I'm sad right absolutely the.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Way that they do that.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
But it's world rugby for you, and everyone else is
doing the same thing. You know, everyone's playing two test matches.
But look, the Fiji one's an exciting one for the
or Blicks as well, go to San Diego and take
in their talents off shore to another market. But these
two against England, like you say, it's going to be
intense and which I really look forward to it. And look,
it's a new coach, it's a new coaching style and

(21:11):
you know people have waited a long time to see
it happen.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, well, just before we go, Jefferson, I mean, with
such a limited run up into these games, I mean,
how much can we really expect that Scott Roberson can
have an effect on this particular team.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yeah, I suppose it comes down a lot of the
guys who said a bit to do with in the past,
and you know a lot of people talked about the
fact that it's you know, mainly been the Crusaders, but
he has been around New z Owne make men in
particularly in his z Own under twenty side. He was
the coach of that, so he knows these players, they'll
know what he'll bring and so yeah, look there'll be
a settling in period. You have to be fear about that,
like anyone at a new job, right, But ultimately, you know,

(21:47):
I think this group as well, we shouldn't forget there's
a lot of motivation behind these players who missed out
on winning a Wuggy World Cup by one point. You know,
I think a lot of these guys are determined and
motivated and they want to go out and start the
season and really just just kick off a new campaign.
So look, I'm hopeful, but yeah, you're right, the first
game it might be a bit scratchy, but look, it's

(22:08):
certainly something to look forward to.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Jeff Wilson, thank you so much for your time this morning.
That's Jeff Wilson. All Black Squad announced at five thirty
this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I think it makes sense making Scott Barrett the captain
because you're always called dog Roll. I think that's if
you can dominate in the showers, then you can dominate
on the field.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I wish she asked that question of Jeff Wilson when
he was on here earlier. What do you know about
what dog rolls operating? Do you know what he's called
dog Rock?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
And that's Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
We were talking before, teasing about the two screen movie.
We've been talking about it for about an hour.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, it's been leaked. The Netflix executives go along to
productions and script meetings and they go, this feels a
bit one screen, and they say that the movie that
you're making, you need to keep in mind people that
make a Netflix movie, that people won't be watching it.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
They'll be on their phone.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
And so that means simplifying the script as many cliches
as you can in it, maybe bits that drift so
when people come back they haven't missed too much of
the story. Red Notice from twenty twenty one with Gail Gotta,
Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and Ryan Reynolds is a classic
example of this, where nothing happens in the movie that

(23:24):
you wouldn't expect. Everything goes from this to this, from
the heist to the bit where they have to go
to a party in tuxxedos and sneak upstairs to get something,
to go somewhere else and do something else. It's all
bits you've seen in thousands of movies before, and so
people can just sit there on their phone and not
watch the movie and still still sort of understand what's
going on. And there's been another one. I'm sure I

(23:46):
don't know. There hasn't many leaks from the set of
this one, like there has for Red Notice and other
movies like that. But I watched the movie The Bricklayer.
It's an action thriller. Let's listen to the trailer.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I the brick of my hand. I know exactly what
it is and what it will do. This forum is
his function that gives me beace. Can I help you?
I'm the Bricklayer. Absolutely nothing there so The Bricklayer.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
So the idea of it, it's actually based on a novel,
so they must have raised a lot of the plot.
But it's based on a guy that's a CIA agent,
but he doesn't play by the rules, who's then buddied
up with this woman who does play by the rules.
There's another CIA agent and therein have to go to
Greece on this mission. But when he's not being a
CIA agent and he's sort of retired, he lays bricks.

(24:38):
He's not lays bricks like you do. Have to have
been on morphine in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
He's not laying he's not passing pine cones. He's not
passing popcones in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
He's he's a bricklayer, any bricky Yeah, Yeah, And he
just loves that. That's so simple and you can solve
that problem. Unlike problems. It's like the beekeeper. And I'm
speaking of the Beekeeper. They definitely wanted, didn't want, So
they've got Aaron Ckhard is the bricklayer, and you might not.
He was Two Face and the Dark Knight, and you
know he's quite quite a good actor. But they probably

(25:07):
want wanted Jason Statham or Liam.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Liam what can I say his name? Jimmy, jim what
do you do for food? Why did they want? Jimmy
Neisham and lit food?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Liam Neathand I just watched Taken the other day. Now,
that's a freaking good movie that's up on Netflix at
the moment. That's that's the epit to me of these movies.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Can I just say something about this? I'm watching it. Look,
I know you boys are better than this. Most of
the listeners are bitter than this. But I'm watching Love
Island at the moment. I apologize for that, but an
example of what you're talking about, these TV shows and
films that are just kind of set up for you
to be able to do other things. Will watch this
and then get a little bit of money through the
advertising eyes and whatever. But so I missed out three
episodes the other day of Love Island. Yeah, and I

(25:49):
was like, you know what, I can't be bothered catching
up on this is three as a content. I'm going
to just come back in with where my girlfriend's up to.
H I missed three episodes worth of stuff, And I
was exactly, I was up exactly because nothing goes on.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
That Those shows are particularly designed to not be watched. Yes,
because the mainly female audience that is just on their phones.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yes, that's what we do.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
I pick up my phone, my girlfriend picks up her phone, Darcy,
my flatmate picks up his phone when no one's watching it.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
No, no, But but also there's something about simple storytelling, right,
and I think in these situations, so is the bricklayer?
Is that a is it a coming out on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
One.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, it's Netflix. It's the same thing as Notice.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
So those sorts of films I reckon that they're not
They won't drive people to cinemas. There wouldn't be enough
to get people to go to some. But it is
enough to sit through it.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's the thing. So a movie in a cinema it
has for it has to be completely engrossing because you're
in the dark and not allowed to have your phone on.
But this film, The Bricklayer, everything is a cliche. It
just goes you know exactly what's happening. Every line, you
actually know the next line that they're gonna say that.
Every line is a cliche all the way through. And
I was watching with my kids and they're going from
the first start of it, they're like, I know how

(26:55):
this is going to end. And both my two sons
predicted the ending exactly within five minutes of the movie starting. Yeah,
and then they proceeded to us to sit on their
phones throughout the whole movie and then locked up at
the end and went, oh, yep, that's what I expected.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Well, the people love it. It's got a two point
four Google review. At the stage, Well, the problem with
critics is they're watching movies. These movies aren't meant to
be what it's a background movie. If you watch it,
you're going to get very bored.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's like test Cricket, The Matt and Jerry Show with
Matty and Jeremy Well.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Seven thirty three on the mat and jerrysher time for
the latest news headlines. Walk on me. Wayne Brown claims
bolts taken out of the foundation with the cause of
a power pylon falling over on Thursday, wiping out power
to Northland. However, an official investigation is you have to
confirm that.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay, all right, then, well you can't do that. I
mean I experienced this. I've told the stories before about
how friends of mine were camping and they decided to
save some time by taking the tent pigs out of
their tenth the night before, so in the morning it
would be quicker to take down the tent.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
That's a terrible idea. And walking back this is at the.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Music festival, and then someone goes, who's there tent that's
twenty five meters in the air and upside down and
it was their tent and the wind had blown it
up to and everything flipped around and dubbed it on
the ground and broke everything in it.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
So you can't.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
You got to leave the bolts in. You gotta leave
the ten pigs in.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, I mean I imagine that they would have saved
what three or four minutes by doing that. King Charles
will likely skip New Zealand during his upcoming two down Under.
According to The Mirror and Queen Camilla are set to
visit Australia and sar More, but not New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
This is why I can't trust mainstream meter like you
and your friends, Jeremy. Why because as he skipped, I
can't find it if he's skipping New Zealand or if
he was never coming. Because if he was never coming,
because because some more in Australia are different countries from
New Zealand. Right, so when he comes down here sometimes
it quite regularly. You can go to Australia. Lots of
people go to Australia but not New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
A lot of people go to Fiji without going to
New Zealand. Yeah, So is he skipping it or is
he it's just not part of his trip?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well we offered him, do we offer him an invite
to come and then he said, no, I'm going to
Australia and some more. I don't know. Is that skipping?
Would you call that skip?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I've been I've been investigating and going through every single
article I can find everywhere online, and no one seems
to be trying to answer the question or they seem
to just be talking a bunch of rubbish as you
go down the article and then there's no information in it.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Is it just skip because it's got the word down
Under and it's Skippy the bush kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Maybe it is the reference to Skippy the bush kangaroo,
but not in New Zealand thing either. But I'd say,
is it just to make us feel bad? Is that
the whole point of the news. It's like, are we
supposed to feel bad because King Charles is skipping?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Coming to the whole idea of the news? Finally you've
worked this out. News is the bad stuff that happens,
because ninety nine percent of the things that happen in
the world are good.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Because you could just say King Charles is not coming
to New Zealand on his Australian and SAMO on tour
and they'll be like, okay, well that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Because it's an Australian and Sarmon well, he's also not
going to Tunisia. He's also not going to a whole
lot of other countries, not going to the cock Islands either.
King Charles Skip's Mauritius Yea and England have defeated the
United States and they're Super eight match of the TEA
twenty World Cup, confirming their semi final spot. The USA

(30:03):
lost their last five wickets for no runs, going from
one hundred and fifteen for five to one hundred and
fifteen all out.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
That's disappointing is that Corey Anderson that went for no
runs as well? And there he's better he bets at six,
isn't he.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I think he's been going quite well, hasn't he. Joss
Butler had eighty three not out from thirty eight balls.
He's also been going very well, including five consecutive sixes. Wow.
So they won by ten wickets and sixty two bulls
to spare. I watched Australia be beaten by Afghanistan on
the weekend. Wow, that was an interesting game.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Was that a was There wasn't a knockoff knockout game?

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Wasn't No?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
It wasn't right. No, Now Australia have to play who
are they playing next? India? And then Afghanistan have to
beat Bangladesh. Afghanistan. Rushid Khan, who's the captain of Afghanistan
is such a prizz He's or such a prag is he?
Oh my god? Just screaming at his players when they

(30:55):
would not quite fielded as quickly as he would have
liked it too, right, And he was just like, he
looked like he was gonna if he had a gun,
he would have killed them. Basically, he just looked like
a murderer.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Not everyone from Afghanistan is shooting people, Jeremy, just because
it's a war torn area.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You've drawn. That's a long boat that you've drawn between
those two comments. Never mentioned anything about that.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
It's a huge I've just been complaining about mainstreama and there.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
The sensation was precisely and what do you say at
the end, you say, and that was the news. So
Donald Trump has come in behind the Louisiana governors, not surprisingly,
in support of having the Ten Commandments in all classrooms
across the United States. It's something that's been initiated to

(31:43):
Louisiana by the Louisiana governor and very popular in Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I imagine quite a religious state. So is it when
they say in the classroom, just somewhere in the classroom or.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
A fixed to the wall. So it has to be
displayed in every public school classroom? Wow? And not only
it's actually into the legislation it says that the type
and a clear and readable font, right, So it can't
be in that y oldie sort of stuff that nobody
can read.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Curse off with the twearly wearly teas and stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
It has to be legible. Wow.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
It's interesting because the Ten Commandments are quite different. I
watched this documentary on this not long ago, and we
don't have them in the order that they're in because
the way they came down on the tablets, there are
ones where they were sort of in concert with each other,
the ten Commandments, where each one was talking to each other.
It wasn't as strict as a one to ten because

(32:34):
we might put a bit of importance on them. And
also that thou shalt was added. They're not thou shalty
because you're starting in ancient Hebrew, aren't you, and then
you're translating that to Greek and then you're translating that
into Latin and then English.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Or water lost in translation. There's been You can.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Imagine how each each time there's a little change because
it's not words that are exactly right for each language.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, okay, So can we go through them and just
and just simplify them slightly? Is that possible? Yep? Totally.
So the first one, thou shalt not have any other
gods before me?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, so originally, if you if you, if you simplify
it down to what it actually meant from the original Hebrew,
it's just I am the Lord, thy God, would really be better,
what it would be more rather than thou shalt have
no other gods before me? Because that because that's interesting
because at the time there were other gods floating around
Whitney is Jupiter and all that kind of stuff floating around,

(33:30):
so that that commandment kind.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Of suggests that they shall have no other gods than me. Okay, which, yeah,
all right, because I guess if it's a commandment, then
if it's just I am the I am God, that's
less than a commandment than a statement, isn't it. Yeah,
thou shalt not make unto the any graven image. Yeah,
it's confusing.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I guess that's like like start worshiping statues over God
and start worshiping things.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
So what happened to the Catholic Church then? Yeah, well
it's confusing, isn't it? Because I know in Islam you
can't depact the prophet Muhammad, can you? You don't draw,
they don't have pictures of the Prophet Mhammad. You're not
allowed to know. They're very focused on that particular idea,
whereas in the Catholic Church it's all about statues of
Mary and Jesus, etc. So thou shalt not take the
name of the Lord Thy God in vain.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah, that's right to throw it around there, willy nilly.
I have to use it with some sincerity if you
believe in that. That makes sense. Remember the Sabbath, Keep
it holy? Yeah, you remember the Sabbath, Keep it holy.
I think there's something to be said for that. I
think there's something to be said for days off when
people are actually forced to have a day off, because
nowadays people will just work all the time if you
let them. I think there's a lot to be enforced,

(34:42):
whether you have religion it or not. Just enforced holidays
where people have to take a freaking break.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Otherwise we never get a break.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
So is this alluding to the idea of the Sunday
as well, having a Sunday off? Maybe, because I mean,
are we just what you were saying, we're having a
look at these during the break, and you were suggesting
that maybe we need to go back to having just
all Sundays, everything closed, all shops closed. Is that to
do with that one there?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah, it's just shut it down.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
It was just an understanding that if we work every
day then then we we we get pretty stressed and
it's a horrible, horrible existence.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Have one off, you know. Honor thy father and thy mother.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, as long as as long as you know, that
should be a general rule, shouldn't it on of those elders.
I mean, you know, there's some mothers and fathers that
probably don't deserve to be honor out there, But generally speaking,
if your parents are okay, you might as well one
of them.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
These next ones are pretty self explanatory. They shall not kill.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, that makes sense, okay, although although that's a mistranslation,
it isn't actually thou shall not kill, it's thou shall
not It should actually be a closer translation to the original.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Thou shall not murder, Okay, because otherwise what happens in war,
So every person who ever goes to war as.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
A And also if you just thou shalt not kill,
then you know you're just walking around.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
You're going to kill some bugs from here. Thou shall
not commit adultery.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, yeah, probably probably shouldn't cheat on the missus.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yep. Thou shall not steal. Yeah, that's a good one.
You shouldn't define, shouldn't steal. Don't be a false witness
against our neighbor. I think that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
You definitely shouldn't be making up lies about the people
that you work with, because when they say neighbor, they
don't mench mean neighbor, they mean other person. And you
know other people in your life that aren't in your family.
And they shall not covet. Yeah, they'd be jealous. Yeah,
I think covet's a good one as well. You shouldn't
walk around going I wish I had that, I wish
I had this, I wish that person was mine.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
You know, just try and be happy with what you've got.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
So bring them in, Yeah, bring them in, bring them
in with big stones. I meagine trying to bring them
into New Zealand skills. Boy boy, that they would not
happen with mentioned the teachers Union.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I don't think that behind that would they happen.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
The Matt and Jerry Show, The Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
Guys, have you with us this morning on The Meden
Jerry Show, the twenty fourth of June twenty twenty four.
We are on the way. The days are lengthening. It's
going to get colder though, and everyone's buddy sick.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
You know, we were talking before and though we didn't
get around it was the topic we're going to talk
about about multitasking, how no one can do it and
it's just a myth.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Right, I'm multitasking right.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Now because I am currently well, I'm speaking to you guys,
I'm currently emailing my kid's school saying that you can't
make it today.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Because he's sis. Right, well, he's got your sickness.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
That sickness, that sickness that's going around is a really
a whole I tell you what. You have twenty blankets
on you, you're sweating like a pig, but you're still
freezing cold.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
How does it work these days? I don't have any
kids you both have kids.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You've probably got some kids. The way you've sprayed it around,
you will know that you've got that let's get busy
tattoo on your tri set. Okay, so how does it work?
Do you have to just email in if your kid's
not going to school? Is that how it works?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, you've got to email the intendance officer. And my
kids school's really really good. They've got an intendance officer
that's very diligent. So yeah, okay, hard pressed to be
a dirty wagger at Mike's.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
The only reason I was thinking, just as you spoke
about that, I thought about all the times that I
had to forge a signature, yes, because it was always
a note that you had to give to the year.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Note that you had to give. It has to come
from you. It'll come from your parents' email address, so
it's kind of Yeah, it's hard to forge that. But
they can ring you. They's not good. They can ring
you as well. They can Yeah, So at your kid's school,
do you have to call? You have to go ahead,
You have to you have to email ahead, yeah, yeah,
and not coming with the excuse later.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah, that's right. You've got to go ahead to us.
The attendance office will be on your.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Ass right, Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, because post COVID kids got wise and they realized
that they could just pretend a little a little bit,
and then mom and dad would be like, yeah, two
weeks off, no worries.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
That's why I was asking you. I was wondering about that.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, I see Rhodas just written down here. David had
been like forge notes on his dad's computer.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
That's a great pleasure to welcome to the Mat and
Jerry Show. Here is a shory about a man who'll
be licking his wounds after his beloved Chiefs went down
to the Blues in the weekend. I hear you coming
up with an excuse at a SEC. Heard Glaane that
it was the conditions that were.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
To blame Hi conditions.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
It was the referee, it was everything. It was Marbo,
it was the vibe.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
A Hey, can we talk about something else? Because I
don't want to talk about the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I don't want to talk about the chief I heard
Max the strap on one another Formula one. I heard
the Euros.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Are going pretty well, it's pretty exciting. There's some sale
GP the Cricket World Cup.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Well forty one to ten, and they've got to say
a dominant performance by the Blues Glane.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Can you start playing that song?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I was out in Kingsland and Morningside before the game.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
It was an absolute invasion of Chief fans. And look,
even though they got thumped afterwards, the Chief fans ripped
it up and we're filling every d floor in the area.
So you know, you've got to say the Chiefs fans
took it, took it, took it well for you.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
They don't come to the big Smoke that often. And
as guy he had said, I hope Aukland had the
full body Connies on that night because they were they
were ready to party. A couple of guys in the
crowd who looked like they've been up since last Wednesdays.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
They were.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Just the real true blue Chiefs mana fans who looked
suspeciously excited. Look, the Chiefs were completely dominated by the
Ford pack. Patrick tuupol to even Chart one news.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Why miracle recovery.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Heroic sixty seven minutes from him And it wasn't just him,
just you know, filling a space. He played so well,
so many ball carriers. They just they were just bigger
and stronger upfront and we never even got a look.
And so unfortunately for chief mana back to back runners up.
It was hard to swallow, but not it's hard to
swallow as the game before the final, a record defeat,

(41:05):
equally record defeat to the Warriors sixty six points to six,
the number of the devil, and what a hallish game
to watch. That was not pretty.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
No, do the Warriors need to return to more injuries?

Speaker 5 (41:19):
I think potentially, yes, Yeah, that's that.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Was pretty grim. I don't really know. I don't really
know what to say about that.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
It was horrible. It was weird.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Something something's wrong.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Something went badly wrong here because they were the last place.
They were last place. They've now jumped up to fifteenth,
but they were seventeenth on the table. That's twice we've
lost to them.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Yeah, that's convincingly as well, both times. I don't just
I don't understand it. I don't think my brain's big
enough to get my head around what.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
The issues are there. But that was it was a
grim four hours for me.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Jesus Christ, I can imagine, well, looking forward to this
evening we've got the announcement of the All Blacks game
at five o'clock. Sometimes you like to suck the life
out of your own All Blacks announcement?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Are you looking to do that tonight?

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Well? Yeah, usually they go, you know, a union love
to just completely suck the show bas and the life out.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Of any sort of All Blacks announcement by just getting
some old, boring bastard to stand behind a lectern and
read out the names alphabetically.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
But I'm hoping that.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Rays is going to bring something to it. Ras is
going to bring some show bas to it. But if
he doesn't, I'm more than happy to do our own
announcement and suck the life out of it even further.
It's going to be interesting though, because there's there's some
there's some serious kind of conjecture around who's going to
be in the loose forwards, who's going to be in
the outside back?

Speaker 5 (42:47):
You know, there's there's actually we're going to a.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Plethora of back rowers and of outside back. So it's
going to be interesting to see who who calls up
for the first series against England, which kicks.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Off in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah, just two games and against England, which is kind
of I mean, why wouldn't you have three? Very very annoying.
But we might see a rise Captain dog Roll.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Yeah, dog Roll, that.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Would be great.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I'd love to see that. I mean, Ardie so V
is obviously available to play again for this series.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
So I guess if he's selected, he will be kept him.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
If he's not, then i'd say yet they would pass
it on to to.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Jeff Wilson before and I reckon it's going to be
a rise. Captain Dogs going to dog Roll, That's what
he reckon.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's what Goldie loves.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
The dog Roll loves dog Roll.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
He doesn't love dog Roll. It's going to be an
interesting series in England, very inexperienced all black Side coming
up against a good England team. Thanks accre g Lane down,
lick your wounds.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, you're still a good person even though the Chiefs lost.
Love you and Matt.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
And Jerry show.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Hey, I have not been drinking for the last wee
while because you've had that medical condition with your leg,
haven't you? Journey and I just thought that I would
sort I had an operation and so leading into the operation,
I just took it easy. I'm not a messive drinker,
am I No, I probably caught a big drinker. It's
your massive drink. Drink every day. No, you don't drink
it every day, but don't drink.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
You can't see you're not a mess of drink that
time you bum rushed that Japanese wedding and a.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Wi Okay, look, I historically I have had a lot
of ol cohlu.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
In my time, and then the next day you woke
up an address on the beach.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
And I am prone to drinking a lot at certain
times in my life, but I wouldn't consider myself every
day sort of a guy. You're not necessarily getting him
at every weekend.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
You're not like ninety percent of breakfast radio DJs in
this country that'll fire up with a drink first thing
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
No, well, there were a couple of those there historically,
they seem to have fallen by the wayside in recent
yuse I consider myself a pretty moderate person. You're not
mccormacking a glass of wine before the one step too
far there So anyway, in the week, there have been
two months basically where I've not had anything to drink,
which is the most I've been in my life two
months two months, wow. And not like I wasn't trying

(44:59):
some kind of gold or anything like that. It just
sort of happened that way. So you weren't doing it
for well being. No, No, it was just I just
didn't feel like it, so just paint color. Yeah, And
I had had a couple of drinks, but just not
more than about one or two. So anyway, in the weekend,
I broke the seal at an eightieth birthday that started
at lunchtime.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Oh well, yeah, an eightieth is going to be the
thing that's going to break your seal. The way at
eightieth parties, it's hard to you know, that's when you're
going to rip it up d floor to be Pompeigne.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
But if you go to an eightth guy everywhere and
this sort of adieth, there's someone just refilling your drink
the whole time walking around. People were walking around. It
was one of those kind of adieths where where people
are walking around with finger food and they It was
a pretty swinky sort of an eightieth party, and so
people are refilling my glass. I drank champagne. I didn't
even know how many glasses I'd had. And then that
was lunchtime. That was twelve o'clock. Yeah. Then I went

(45:50):
out for dinner after that, and it continued, and then
it continued and it continued to continued, ended up coming
home at three in the morning. It was this Friday
or Saturday, Saturday.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
So that's right through the Warriors and the Blues.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Oh yeah, so that was going on in the background.
I can remember what the score was, but I can't
tell you any particular plays the game.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Do you mind if I ask you what you were drinking?
Was it just beer this whole time?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Or was it drink champagne? I drank beer, I drank tequila.
I drank vodka, red wine, white wine. It sounds like
a Chumberumba song. At one stage I was on the Mahidos.
There was another yep, it was. There wasn't anything specially.
The only thing I didn't have was Bricardi expressy Matte

(46:33):
No Express, no no EXPRESSI but I can remember, so
you're mixing you drinks here? Oh was I ever? And
so I really did the full spectrum? Oh my god,
yesterday I felt terrible. I felt so bad that it
was a grade ten Grade ten, so a grade ten hangover.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
That's when you bring the spiritual side of it, the
existential crisis where you question with you're a good person,
with the world's a good play. Yeah, I knew you
take a crash fury personally and the news that actually
feels like the wheels are falling off everything.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yep, you start going back. You think you've committed some
horrific crime the night before, and you're going back in
your mind and you're thinking, no, no, I didn't. Are
you sure? I was just I was very benign on
a hangover.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
You try and search for something to hate yourself forward,
don't you?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Absolutely you go back and was that a slightly awkward confrontation?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I had a conversation I had or you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah, I was trying cold worder therapy. I was trying
to drink thousands of letters of water, scoffing pain killers
to try. Oh I feel fine today.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
You feel fine today? So you didn't You didn't You
didn't hear hear of the dog?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
No, No, I didn't know. I didn't make that mistake.
But I was.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Tempted because the hair of the dog, it's an instant solution,
but it just kicks the can and when it comes back,
it comes back worse.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Because then you get the dehydration on the dehydration, Yeah yeah,
and that's the dehydration. It turns out as a big
part of the problem. So the only way I think
I'm off, I've gone. I think I've I finally realized
that maybe it's not for me, right, Okay, I'm just
having fifty five drinks on Saturday night. I realized that
it's not for me, okay, right, So never again, I'm out.
That's it. I'm gone, and I'm gone never again.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
To get on board the Export Altar Beer Garden Tour
to Munich with Jerry Glane and the acc call eight
hundred wreck.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Now that's right. I forgot about that, all right. I'm
off up till September and then you're going to be
a fast Oh my god, Matty Jeremy Wells The Maiden
Cherry Show A thirty two on the Mountain Jerry Show.
Time for the latest news headlines. Former Green emp Gora's
Guttaman will be sentenced this afternoon after pleading guilty to
shoplifting charges. Her lawyers seeking a discharge without conviction.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I wonder, because you know, she's sort of she's been
was it three times that she's been saying doing it.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I wonder if I wonder if they're gone through her
her gone pouardrobe, because that's that the only time she's
ever stolen anything. Do you think it must be the
only time she's ever done it? Surely? Absolutely so.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
To get a discharge without convinction shed surely they'd have
to ask the question.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Is there anything else?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Are these the only times that you've stolen anything? Is
there anything else in your wardrobe you want to tell
us about?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Regional flights at Auckland Airport are being disrupted thanks to
this morning's fog, with eighteen cancels so far. Another eighteen
are experiencing delays, including to Totong and Napes, New Plymouth
and Nelson. I Meanwhile, multiple ferry services have also been canceled,
I says Totong and Napes, New Plymouth and Nelson on
the atrs.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Ah, Yeah, probably so, Captain Scott Buttery. It's a napier, Yeah,
shoving it in like a tent pole under the runne.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
You gotta be careful, shoving it in like a tent
pole and fog. Did you drive till work this morning? Yes,
it was very foggy. What about you, Mash.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
I drove to work this morning and I also thought
it was very.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Fuggy, very fun. Do you know why you thought that?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Because it was very foggy, like.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
Fog as a cantabit. It excites me when I wake
up to fog here in Auckland, because it doesn't happen
that often, does that, I mean probably three or four.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Times a year, and it gets very foggy. Well, nothing
better than a bit of fog and then the lift
of the fog. Okay, when you get the lift and
then you get the beautiful day out of and then
it's a beautiful winter's day. Oh yeah, I love that.
Love that is that happening today?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
That you can because I've been watching a lot of
horror movies. Yesterday I wasn't feeling great after over celebrating,
over commiserating the Warriors loss, and over celebrating the Blue
Blues win. I was feeling a little bit foggy yesterday
and I ended up watching seven horror movies in a row.
And tell you what, where the fog is about? The
demons are about?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
You know what I mean. You've gotta be careful in
the fog. That's a good point. Come out. A lot
of murderers come out in fog. There's a lot of
people see.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
People, a lot of so you got to watch out
for the the killers and the murderers and the demons
in the fog as well.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
You've also got to watch out when you've watched seven
horror movies in a row. That'll do things to you
to your moods. Pet Terrible for morale, word and raiser.
Robinson will announce his first all Black squad as coach
at five point thirty's evening. He'll name thirty two players
for the upcoming two Tests against England and the one
off tests against Fiji and San Diego. For more Black.
Jeff Wilson told The Mattain Jerry Show this morning that

(51:16):
he's expecting Captain dog Roll to be announced. Did actually
say those words, Scott Barrett, it's Captain dog Roll.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
What are they going to do with Body Barrett and
Damien McKenzie.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Are they going to do?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Are they going to still piss around with twin pivots
as they still do that kind of thing happening with
little Riching more one Body Barrett confusion.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Oh yeah, I don't know, I don't I don't know
how that's all going to work, but you have one
coming off the bench.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Yeah, the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
So let's talk about multitasking, because there's an article that's
come out about multitasking and how it's basically impossible. We
were also talking about two screening earlier on in the show,
where you watch a film and then at home and
then you it's a film that's designed to not re
do anything, so you can actually be looking at two
screens at once. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Netflix are making movies that are very cliched now, so
you know what the plot is so you don't actually
have to wash them watch them, which depressing from an
artistic point of view. I watched The Bricklayer last night,
a new CIA thriller, and every line that came out
of everyone's mouth you had heard it before, and everything
that happened you'd seen before was it was you didn't
need to be watching it, and we went we were

(52:24):
on our phone.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
Now, when it comes to multitasking, it feels like majority
of multitasking the I just comes down to whether or
not you're you can do something well on your phone
at the same time. Multitasking is not really two three
tasks anymore as now it's just something like one task
and your phone.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, that's right, it's basically multitasking now is just the
distraction of your phone.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
Yeah, I'm multitasking. I can still listen to you as
I'm on my phone right now. For example, Matt Heath,
I can't help but notice you're looking at your phone
right now. Are you playing something or you?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
He's a man who cannot multitasker. Whether there was a
non multitasker.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
It's m really, that's funny to say that, because as
I'm doing this break, I'm playing Shooty Skies?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Are you now?

Speaker 6 (53:00):
What shitty Skies? Is that a game of your favorite
game of yours?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Esstually my favorite game on my phone, which is a
It's like you're flying through shooting at things and over
a forest.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Oh yes, So what are you up to after the show?
What are you doing after? After?

Speaker 7 (53:16):
What?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
After the show? Probably can't have some beers? You some beers?
I'm not. No, I've got some work. I can't help
but feel like talk here. I'll tell you what I
can't motor task No, no, no one can.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
This is the point of the study that we're discussing
right out of curiosity, fellas, how much time do you
think you spent on your phone last week?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
This is interesting. So you've got your screen time stats
of course on your iPhones. Yes, we don't know about
the same things, but but definitely on the iPhones, it's
easy to find your scroll left lift lift, lift lift
until live then they scrolled down. And we do this
a lot with our kids actually, and it's just interesting
to see how long they spend on certain things. Okay,
and so you've got to you've got to also look
at yourself if you're going to look at your kids

(53:58):
and you're going to question how much your kids are
on their phone. I last week my average per day, Oh,
it's embarrassing two hours thirty eight on my phone thirty eight.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
For Jeremy Wall per day, per day, per day, two
hours thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
What do you mind mainly on when you're doing that? Well,
for the week, I spent the most time on social
eight hours twenty minutes of my week was spent looking
at my stupid screen. My god. And do you do
you think you're going to live forever me?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, because because if you're spending eight hours a week
of the few precious moments you've got on this planet,
you want to spend eight hours of that every week
looking at social media as hours a month, because only funny,
only someone that's only someone that thinks they're going to
live forever would possibly do that.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
All right, hot shot?

Speaker 6 (54:47):
How much are you spending on your phone?

Speaker 8 (54:48):
Then?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I'm just trying to find out and information and reading
is one hour forty travels an hour twenty six? That's interesting?

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Oh jeesus, this is depressing. I'm just looking at my numbers. Now,
your numbers three hours fifty nine on average last week
per day.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
It makes me feel better about yourself.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Last week I spent twelve hours and fifty three minutes
on Instagram alone.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Ah, okay, that does make me feel better. I was
only four hours forty four on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
Have you found any luck with finding your numbers?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Medi?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Okay, so hang a minute. So daily, my daily average
on social media is thirteen minutes.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
No, hang on, I know what you've done here? What
you might you might be looking at today's numbers, this
week's numbers. It is Monday, this morning.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
So so now this is a full week. This is
this is a weekly, this is last week.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yeah, last week Okay, thirteen minutes on social but I
don't really go on social media much.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
That's a great stack. Did you use your computer to
go on social media? Yeah? Sometimes. Okay, that's about it.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
So there weah, yeah, but productivity and finance, I spent
my most time.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
On Okay, how much were you per day last week?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
It was your daily average on your phone one hour
and fifty three minutes. Oh that's good. You don't have
a lot of weeks one hour and fifty three minutes. Yeah,
that's good.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
But that's because that's because I'm on my laptop a lot,
you know, because I'm doing a lot of work on
my laptop and stuff. And like, whilst I might be
in a word doc writing, I'm very easily pulled over
to being in something else.

Speaker 7 (56:13):
You know.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Okay, we'll go down, go down from those stats and
go down to how many times you picked up your phone.
Oh that's fricking depressive. Last week my average was seventy six,
seventy six times a day you pick up your phone.
I picked it up five hundred and thirty four times.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
So how are we supposed to succeed in life with
all the challenges that we've got if we are picking
up our phone seventy six times a day.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
How many times are you picking up meshing? Two hundred
and forty eight?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Two hundred and forty eight times a day? You're picking
up your phone?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Oh god, this is a moment of real self reflection
for me. Two hundred and forty eight times a day.
Last week total pickups one thy, four hundred and forty boys.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Should we check in on Monday next week? Nah? Boys,
I'm busting us down to burners. You want to go
to burners. I'm busting us down to burners. How fine phones?
Phones that just text and take phone calls? How are
we going to love?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I'll tell you how you're gonna live. You're gonna live
like you're supposed to live. How are we gonna live?
Social media?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
You're going to live engaged with the bloody world is
what you're going to do and the people around you.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
We may have to come back to this. Maybe we
should have a look into Burner's. Maybe we should reach
out to Nocky SF. They've got a couple of two
tens available. We can start going back to digital jumping. Jerry,
I'm taking your badge and you're gun off. You you're
being busted down to burner. Unlucky, mate, How am I
going to live.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Mart and Jerry time from six to nine at breakfast time?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
It's Jerry Jerry.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Marton Jerry The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
That is an excess, But.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
To tears is what Jerry is person Comber's face because
me and Mash and Ruder are having a digital detox
intervention where we're going to take your phone off you, Jeremy,
and we're going to give you a burner, which only
the functionality we are going to be phone calls, text
and snake.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
What was that childon Heston line? Is that from my
cold hands.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
This texture has come through on three freight through and
said those Silicon Valley helmets need to make a smartphone
with all social apps locked out, so you can only
use the helpful stuff like banking apps and Spotify, Etceter
and my heart radio. Now I see the talkback function
on your heart radio. Mate, you can delete the social
media apps from your phone, buddy.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Just go through press on.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
It still starts vibrating, and then there's a little X
and just get rid of get rid of X with
the X and get rid of Instagram, Get rid.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Of it during an excess.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
We're talking about how we would go about running a
burner when we were going, you know what, we need
to do something about these astronaut called screen times that
we are all running. But the thing is is once
you start, you go, hang on, no, I can't live
without this.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
That's right, because you need as this person says, you
need the banking app. You know, immediately I'm thinking, I
do actually need my banking app on me. And then
you need the camera to take pictures of people. And
this is what the brilliance of a smartphone and why
this is so successful and why they're destroyed society is
because everything there's something you need in there that you
can't get rid of, but it comes with all the

(59:06):
other things which you definitely can get rid of, such
as social media.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
I can't remember my password to Instagram. Say that's a
good if I delete it, I don't know if I'll
ever be able to get back into it with that.
Isn't it something? It'll be something I can't remember. I
don't know I have any idea as to what it is.
That's my only concern about that. I'd I'd happily delete
it right the second. If I knew that I could
get back into it at some set, it'll be lovely

(59:29):
twenty something, wasn't it You got to be twenty five? Yeah,
it'll be. It's not rhythm Swinging Lily. Is it rhythm
swing Lily sixty nine or something? I haven't even thought
of that at the moment. My one for hurdaches involves mesh.
But anyway, Oh really, yeah, I did not know that.

(59:50):
That's nice. It gives you fun. It's not actually that nice.
This is derogatory remains and your phone. No, we'll smash
it from my cold, dear hands, but I will delete
my social mountain, thinking that's what I need today. Yeah. Delete.
It's been way too much time on Wendy looking at
weather though.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
At least that's something like no one feels better when
they get off Instagram than when they were on it
to start with. Yeah, you have been listening to the
Matt and Jerry Radio Highlights pod. Right now you can
listen to the other Daily Bespoke pod, which you will
absolutely love. Anyway, set to download, like, subscribe, write, review,
all those great things. It really helps myself and Jerry

(01:00:27):
and to a lesser extent, mass and ruder. If you
want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check out
the Conclave and Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And
while I'm plugging stuff, my book of Life is Punishing
by Matt. He's thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've got.
It's out now, get it wherever you get your books,
or just google the bugger. Anyway you seem busy, I'll
let you go. Bless blessed, blessed. Give them my taste

(01:00:47):
a kiwi from me,