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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy break for show with Bunning's Trade. Find the
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
You've got Jerry Him and night gimmen. Do you live? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay, Welcome on to the Hierarchy Breakfast, Monday, the eighth
of December twenty twenty five. Mon names. Jeremy Wells is
a nice Stewart.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
This is our ninth to last show of the year.
Nine days, nine days left, because of course we won't
be working that last Friday. Nine shows, nine lords no
nine ladies dancing, nine ladies dancing, nine ladies dance. Ten
lords are leaping, ten lords are leaving.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Eight hollbirds. Three free notes.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Eight maids of milking.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'm looking for maids and milking. How good if you
get back.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm looking forward to tomorrow. Eight maids of Milking. Here
we are happy Monday. We made it through another one.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I know we talked about chucking it into neutral. We
mentioned on Friday we pucking reversed. Today we stick with that.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
For what a weekend? What a weekend? We're talking about
it more in just a moment. It was a big
weekend for you, romantically big weekend for me romantically.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Congratulations deals involved a bath tub, No, so we went
wrong that at the bathtub in.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
There there's something about a bath tub or two out
where do you put your legs on?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
So you went away for a romantic weekend for two
up in kare.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Years up in the Kaie Lakes. I think the place
is called bit or Sunset was the name of the place.
Was overlooking. There's like three lakes there. There's like the
main one move run takes their jet skis. We went
there for for a swim and that main lake and
it was on Saturday, which was great day and also
seemingly high schools out. So the beach was just lettered

(01:59):
with I was like, why is everyone so bloody loud?
And then I looked around and I was like, I've
become the boom out look at that there's just piles
of cans nixed that cans.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, it's disappointing on CRK day.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I know, I suppose you're not all have to take
glass down under the beach, but but yeah, just piles
and piles of cans. And I was like, eh, I
was wondering why that guy was so excited about his
mate doing a handstand.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, and I imagine if it's crepe day, Yeah, and
you're at a lake, there's a lot there isn't a
lot of people using the toilets.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, I will say it was remarkably warn the lake. Yeah,
that pretty cool. That pretty cool lakes they like in
the sand dunes. So it's quite deceptive. Makes you feel
like it's going to be solt water, but it's not.
And there's signs everyway are saying be careful, you're not
as buoyant and fresh water as you are in saltwater.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Is a handy sign.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I kind of feel those signs sometimes are polluting in
their own way.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, I think so too. Do you need to sign
a sign warning you against something that wasn't and I didn't.
I notice no difference in buoyancy. I'm going to be able.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The water is weird.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's not like anyone got in there. Yeah, it was
just like sunk straight to the bottom like a stone.
It's not like our seas like particularly salty either. It's
not like the dead seed, its bloody tasmin.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I mean, if there's quicksand around, maybe you'd be like
lot quicksand be careful here quicksand around anymore sound loomed
large in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And no, I had a whole plan about it.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Now people always thought I was just I thought myself
as a kid, it's a matter of time before I
get swallowed by quick stand as a matter of so
I'm careful.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, I did same here. I remember thinking, all right,
lie down, hinge it the hips, spread yourself out. You
need a wide surface area. If you can get hold
of some sort of branch or something, that's how you're
going to get yourself out.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Make sure you watch out as a woman in a
bikini struggles, yes in quicksand yeah, always women in bikini
struggling in quick sand and.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Man letting her get to the umpits three pills are out.
I don't know what that's all about. But it was beautiful,
beautiful spot. I couldn't recommend highly enough. I need to
look up the name, but so I can give them
a shout out. But beautiful view out over the whist
so we got to watch the sun set. There was
a bathtub set up there to look out over the
view out to the sea. To watch the sunset. Gotta
be honest, way better in theory than they are in practice.

(04:10):
The romantic bathtub.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
They look good in a photo. Yeah, they look good,
especially with farmland in the background.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yes, that's what we had.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, I reckon, it's a photo. You're right. In a
practical sense.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's get off my get off my get off my leg.
What's your foot? Yeah, what's your foot?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah. It requires a lot of communication, and I think
particularly good in an early stage of a relationship because
it does develop and makes you develop communication and work
as a team.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, and there's still the excitement and anticipation of all
this is a bit, you know, Yeah, here we go,
drop the towel, hob in the bloody bath once a
bit together for about ten years, just getting the bloody thing.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Wait till you've been together for twenty five.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
It's a lot of like, get off my leg, and
then one person's like, I'm going to try and get out,
and then they've kicked in the downstairs. Oh my god, sack.
But you have to do it. The other thing that
I learned on Mike. So we went up there on
the front afternoon, beautiful afternoon, A little motorway six pack
for monicas in the passage's seat. Really yeah, it's delightful.

(05:12):
And then we got the darg of it. I've gotta
be honest, man, I've gotta be careful whenever I slaw
small towns off but because but there's a there's a
perception there that I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Even think you need to say anymore.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Look, trust me, I'm from a small rural town. I understand.
But dark of, I don't know how you guys do
it openly though, beautiful, I got a bone to peck.
Did everyone know that that place existed and just didn't
tell me about it?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
A little secret?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Hook?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Young beautiful than.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Even holding out on me? I hold a move there?
Years ago?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Did you see the dolphin?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
The dolphins that I saw a million signs of him.
I would recognize him if I saw him.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
He is great place for an ice cream.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Jerry in the night they breakfast, The.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Tea novell.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You mind if we the three genuine get a bit
poignant on a Monday morning, would that be okay? In
New Zealand on this day in nineteen eighty, the assassination
of John Lennon on the night of the eighth of
December nineteen eighty English musician John Lennon, formerly of the
Beatles you may have heard of them, was shot and
fatally wounded in the archway of the Dakota his residence

(06:25):
in Manhattan, New York City. The Shooter and twenty twenty
three's Men's Tea twenty Batsman of the Year, Mark Chapman.
It's always it's always blowing my mind. Mark Chapman is
Mark Chapman.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
What about it? I mean, he's born after nineteen eighty. Yeah,
what were his parents thinking.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I guess they hadn't heard come on, come on, I
guess they hadn't had it.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And no one in the White family had heard.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
No, I know, there wasn't one Beatles fan in the
Chapman family.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Maybe there was an uncle, or maybe there was a
grandfather or yeah, maybe that's greater than the fact that
he's named after assassin.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
We were just talking about the world's youngest adulf on Friday,
So I don't know anyway. Mark David Chapman was an
American Beatles fan, which is ironic, who was envious and
enraged by John Lennon's lifestyle and said that a nineteen
sixty six comment the Beatles were more popular than Jesus.
Was also a fact that Chapman was inspired by the
fictional character Holden Caulfield from J. D. Salinger's novel The

(07:26):
Catcher and the Rye, a quote unquote phony killer who
loads hypocrisy. So they basically read that boat about a
phony killer who goes around killing people who are phonies.
I gotta be honest, John Lennon, I don't know, he's
got a few things that could point do to indicate
he's not a phony.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, I mean he was living a pretty you know,
hetic lifestyle. Well, he's a wealthy man, but I mean
the hiddenism mainly came from him, especially in those es.
I think it just cleaned himself up. But he was
definitely heavily into the drugs.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, So it was like, if you were going to
leave a hypocrisy acquisitions that John len would it be
that he sings about all bit one it's not about
you own and blah blah blah. Meanwhile he's actually filthy rich, Yeah,
probably that.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I mean, he was filthy rich because of his publishing rights,
because of was Lena McCartney songs. I mean, yeah, because
of his musicianship. But I don't know that guy. The
other thing was that, speaking of when we interviewed Paul
McCartney talking to him about this, he they used to
just wander around like they did security guards and they
would meet and chat to people, and it was upsetting

(08:30):
for a lot of people that here he was signing
an autograph for a fan and being a nice person. Yeah,
and then all of a sudden that's his downfall. Yeah,
that's upsetting.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Well, that's famously the last picture of John Lennon, isn't it.
He's signing Mark Chapman's album and Mark Chapman's in the background.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Gross, ridiculous. On this day in eighteen forty, the Great
London Beer Flood the GLBF was an accident at the
jailber It's.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Called the galbarf plus QI was.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
An accident at Mew and Co's Horseshoe Brewery. How would
you pronounce that?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
With you having new and.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Horseshoe Brewery, London on December eighth, eighteen fourteen. It took
place when one of the twenty two foot tall wooden
vats have fermenting porter burst. Up to one and a
half million letters of past were released in total. The
resulting wave of porter destroyed the back wall of the
brewery and swept into an area of slum dwellings known
as the Saint Giles Rookery. Eight people were killed, five

(09:33):
of them mourners at a wake being held by an
Irish family. No the current is inquiz returned to verdict
that the eight had lost their lives and I quote casually,
accidentally and by misfortune.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Absolutely yeah, well then accident and incredibly misfortunate.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
But they went out and doing what they loved, drowning
in purse born on this day. Hemmy Morrison singer from
the Doors. I remember going to Amsterdam for the first
time and we were biking around as you do, and
we saw a cafe and it was like, oh, Jim
Morrison and the doors all used to smoke weed in here.
It's me and my mate whin and though this is awesome,

(10:12):
buddy smoked the joint in the same place as Jim
Morrison got back on her bike's bike Around very next
cafe we saw Jim Morrison. The doors this thing. Every
single one along this striker was running this like yeah,
great ruse and it got me every single time. Jim
Morrison nineteen forty three years a birthday worth My Annah Conda,

(10:33):
My Anna Conda. Don't want none unless you got buns
on Nicki Minaje nineteen eighty two. Wrapper and cultural icon?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Is that right? A cultural item? Was an icon of culture?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Is?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Is she up too much menage at the moment? I
haven't been following up too much manage?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
No.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I think she sorted out the game a little bit.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Appreciate.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, she sort of. She sort of packed it in.
And that is the history of you today, Today, tomorrow,
tomorrow for Monday, the December tween.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Twenty five, Jerry Denman, ninth the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Time for your later sport headlines thanks to export the
beer for here. Third place on the day proved enough
for Lando Norris to clinch his first Formula One drivers
Championship in a W Dubbi. The British McLaren driver has
won the title by two points from race win A
max for stepping Hui. Liam Newson finished one hundred and
fifty fifth and fourteenth in the driver's championship overall.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Do we like Lando Norris so at more of a
max for stepping kind of?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Go? Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yuki Sanada, Oh, she's mouthing a name to us, we
don't know any.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Of the poor drivers and what is that Peter Brock?
Are those lyrics to Peter Brock? Really?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Oh possible?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Born Born Australia won the second Ashes Test in Brisbane
by eight like cats, chasing down the sixty five run target.
On day four, paceman Michael Nessa took a maiden Test
five get back to help roll England for two forty one.
England's resistance faulted in the second session after Ben Stokes
and Will Jacks saw off the first two hours with

(12:08):
stubborn resilience and a bit of luck. When questioned about
his team's preparation, England coach Brendan McCallum says, if anything,
his team may have overtrained in the leader to the.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
That is good stuff because he knows that the knock
on them, particularly from English people, is that they don't train,
they don't practice, They just go and play golf and
drink and gamble.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I like that we overtrained trained.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
We'll be doling it back next week.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
The Blake Van Sevans have been outplayed by Australia in
the final of the Cape Town World Series event, losing
twenty six to twelve. The New Zealand Men came fifth
with their twenty seven to twelve went over Great.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Britain plus in more relevant news news that's exciting for well,
certainly Paul, but the wider hidarchy listenership is the TB
three way that pays it did pay yet again?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, I I selected for stepping Max for stepping to
win and Abu Dabi and he did.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, that's right. I went back to the old trust there,
the old well spring. I go back there every time
I need it. And that's Jamia Gibbs for the Detroit
line anytime try score it. And I had I heard
of him before that morning? No, But did I have
a feeling of my plums that he was going to
walk one under the.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
House, Well clearly at a dollar forty two and he
scored three. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
So and then they're calling me the oracle. Maybe I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Paul came in with Team Europe to win a Paul
tournament that we've never heard of before.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, that's right, did they?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah? They seven? I mean the selection threeway was five
point thirty three from the TIERB.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
YEA one hundred dollar bonus been on that he'll win
four hundred and thirty three dollars. Yes, that's the biggest
one with me there.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, I'm angratulation.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm going to stretch my legs this front.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I'm happy about that. Yeah. Under Christmas, Paul a lot
about a Christmas spending money.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh we on to heat it? Oh no, we won
one lost one one wonder me.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, went would not discode that as a heat what one?
One's a streak? Yeah, mile bugger, we're a mild it's
mild victory.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, Jacob, Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
See they are launching aids and needing to chrish Church
train next year. It's called the Mainlander. And I only
I saw this because I am trying to get from
Chrystich from Timaru to christ Church and that weird period
in the lead up to Christmas. It's about two and
a half hour three hour drive if you stop propie
the most boring drive in New Zealand. There's one corner

(14:40):
but yeah, there's about one corner. There's a couple of
bridges honestly through mid Canterbury that the roads there are
so so boring man.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Although a year bitter, yeah, because at least the poplars. Oh,
and all of the trees at least I've got some
leaves on them. There's a time of year winter it's
like brown.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Bloody no good. But what I because I remember being
a kid and I took the train from Wayomady to
a cross Shach a couple of times. But there's been
no passenger rail for a while and I looked it
up and it was like, yeah, it's coming next year,
which I think is pretty exciting because you know, we've
all got mates who went over and lived in London
and they would tell you stories of like knocking off

(15:20):
work on a Friday four or five o'clock, you hop
on a train. You're in Edinburgh Glasgow. You know, by
the time it's about eight nine o'clock at night and
you've just been drinking. It's like basically going to the
pub for three four hours, hopping out the pub. You're
in a different city.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, well, I mean a couple of years ago I
was over in the UK with my son, went up
to the Ashes cricket test leads leads miles away from London. Yeah, awful,
plays two hours two hours on a train. Yeah, you
sit down, have a couple of drinks. Yeah, next thing, you.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Know, leaf through the Wisden Almanak.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, you're going a million miles an hour and then
you're in a miles away. You're in a completely different place. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
And they've been able to do that for over one
hundred years now, you know what I mean. And I
feel like most countries had that figured out, but New
Zealand for whatever reason. And I know we've got like
you know, hells and ravines and creeks and things to negotiat,
but not across the Canterbury Plains with money.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
It's money, but the traculation population.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, that's a good point. So it's it's going to
open next year.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
But January twentieth.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well okay, so first off, they've missed my birthday, your
birthday obviously that's the biggest one, Jesus's birthday, and then
also getting me from tomorrow to christ each other.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know why January Yeah, weird.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I don't know either. It's like the rails already there.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
What do you some time to get back to school
so they can film another farm bake cookies at.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Maybe? Oh, I know, I know that trains are pretty
formative in your experience.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I mean, but you've got it? Was it did? It
used to be called the Southerner back in the day,
I feel like, and now it's called the Man. It's
going to be run privately, isn't it. It's like a
commercial approach. It's not run by the government. Well, we're right,
so I think so. But yeah, the Northerner. That was
the trail train that goes what if it still goes
to Auckland to Wellington And I used to swing by

(17:17):
my boarding school and we would catch it was an overnighter. Yeah,
from where from Wellington to Auckland, right, And so I'm
pretty sure it used to be most days like those
are the days? Yeah, But then obviously travel, I mean
it's forty five minutes to Wellington, isn't it a plane?

(17:37):
And it takes about.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
As far as the train, Yeah, as far as I
can see. The inaugural run will follow a four day
route christ Church Dunedin in the cargo Dunedin christ Church.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Right is that okay? So hold on cross Church from
the cargo.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, and then back again in four days.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Four hundred and forty nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh my god, four days of your life, and and
you have to go down the car.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
You've got to pay for four days accommodation too. I
mean you'd be looking at a It's a thousand dollar trip, really,
isn't it. Yeah? Yeah, once you're taken accommodation of food.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Why can't we bang a bullet train on the Canary
planes and be surely dnied into christ should take about
two hours. If this was Japan, you'd be getting there
in about half an hour from deneating the christ Ship,
shouldn't it. I'll be taking a car ill probably fly Jerry.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
And midnight the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Last week, gentlemen, it came across my feed a gentleman
who who was trying or not trying to had lost
the exact amount of weight that I had been trying
to lose on the big brown slim down over the
course of twelve months. He had done it in three months,
and he had done it via the magic of fasting.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Eighteen thirteen kilograms.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
It was, yeah, it was twelve twelve point six, Yeah,
something like that. Crazy, and he lost He wasn't sitting
out to lose a certain amount of weight. It just
so happened, and it felt like, you know, the algorithmic
gods had just presented this right in front of me
because it was so specific to me, Either that or
I doom scrub for about eight hours. One of those
rulers had to be relevant to me, you know what
I mean. But and I was like, is this the

(19:11):
answered all my prayers? What if I just didn't eat
the three days? He's done this three times over three months,
and he started a little group chat. He's a strength
and conditioning coach from over there in Australia, and I thought, well,
that's the exact amount that I'm trying to lose. And
you know, it hasn't been going well these last few months,
pretty much since I got back from America. So I thought, well,
maybe I'll have a crack, and so we lined up

(19:34):
today for the next three Anyone listening to this notes
exactly where this is going. I'm not doing it, but
you know this is lead.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Leading us down the garden.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
That was that was shock. Absolutely no, and I'm not
doing that. But the main reason is I did a
bit more research into it last night and it was
just like the number one thing was like, don't just
like launch into that. There's a bit of prep you
need to do to give your body enough nourishment that
it could survive for three days. And they were like, basically,
the worst thing you could do is go on a

(20:10):
romantic weekend away, a tour of every pub in Northland,
and then come back and try and ghost off that.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Your body takes days to break down.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, apparently you don't want to be romantic with anyone really,
at least a week beforehand. Well, it's there a lot
of energy in romance. This is the thing for a
three day fast, absolutely, yeah, right, okay, Well let's say
that rules hopeless. You can never do a three day.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well that rules me out, mate, I'm scrubbed out. So look,
just know the next time you hear me having a
crack at a three day fast, I'm in a dry spell.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well you got to go the other way?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well is it the other way? We talked about this
Operation Square one, where I try and get back up
to one twelve. I'm gonna be honest this morning, fellows one.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
There we go. Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
So I reckon, Yeah, Operation square while.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
You can do I mean, of course you can.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's gone pretty well Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
It's not a problem.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Speaking of after eight o'clock for the Hidaking Monday Mass debate.
I want to debate best Christmas foods, so I feel
like every family's got their own, and I also feel
like there's a lot of ones out there that we're
like by default, you think you're supposed to like them,
but no one actually does.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, and I want to share a new Christmas food
that I discovered probably a couple of years ago, and
it's the best. It's it's look, it may have been Hitler,
may have eaten it, but apart from that, it's one
of the best things that's come out of Germany for
a long long time.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarkey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight, the
hold Iarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
This story came to our attention last week. Jerry, we're
actually a member of staff here. I saw a post
on her local Facebook community page warning people about a man,
a nude man wearing a mask. I'm gonna be honest,
we're so deep into the AI apocalypse now that I
can't tell what's real and not anymore. I've sort of

(22:16):
just dismissed all social media stories has been like AI slop.
Turns out this is real, right, police are investigating after
a nude man wearing only a mask was spotted walking
through a popular north Shore reserve this morning.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
A person was rude, Oh my god, a person was
nude out well.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Well, but just as sometimes it can be hotter for
someone to be nude but wearing one piece of clothing,
sometimes it could be way scary if you're nude, but
then also just obscuring your face and protecting your identity.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Well, I mean maybe, Okay, so he was ned out
in the bush. Maybe he was getting a little bit
of vitamin D. Maybe he was doing it a bit
of bush bathing.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
What's about it?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Bushbathings when you spend a bit of time in the
bush nude and it's it's apparently very good for you.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Okay. An early morning dog walkers City encountered a man
wearing nothing but a camouflaged mask in Laroy's Bush on
Onywhere Road at Birkenhead. The bush is home to a
walkway popular among families, and I think that's where the
bush bathing becomes an issue.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, but I mean it might be popular amongst nudists
as well.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
That's a good point. One one nude community that likes
using it as dogs they exactly the dogs were not
dogs are rude and opposed, sheared to a community group.
The dog walkers said the sidehead pricked him out. He said,
the nudeman told him to go away.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well that's good. I mean he said he didn't say
come here. I mean if he said, if it was
Node and he said come here, that I'm here, old
man with your dog, especially in that voice, you'd never
come here as you were, that that would be a problem.
But he said go away.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Okay, we'll just bloody here.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Nude mate, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Leave me alone?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Wait, we're all nude.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Can't can't you tell him? Trying to get a bit
of privacy by the camouflage ski mask, I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
The mood under these guys. Okay, look the camouflage, mate,
But you know, maybe you just wanted to be.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Another couple of regular dog walkers who used the same
bush track said they suspected they had come across the
same man Turk he's doing this a bit.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well, he's out and meeting people in the community. I mean,
it sound like people are just people have just for
goodness sake, it's a Node person.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
The next day, they discovered a tub of petroleum jelly
and latex gloves in the area where he was saying.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, no, he's a creep. Okay, sorry, now this guy
needs to be put away. Put him away for ten years,
shocking latex? What latex gloves and petroleum jelly?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Someone's asked on three four eight three if there were
any distinguishing body parts that would mark him out from
another man. Yeah, I can imagine you're discussing with a
large foreskin. The article doesn't mention it.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
So would you rather come across a nude man with
a camouflage mask in the bush or a nodeman and
a camouflage mask walking down the beach the open on
say a twenty eight degree day on.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
The beach, Just because I feel like I'm harder to
ambush on a beach, whereas when I'm in the bush,
I feel like if you could really ambush me.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I would you try to ambush someone? Though? I mean,
if a nude man came at you in a mask,
is that is really open.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
To try and beat him off? Wuldn't it exactly?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
You just beat him off immediately and he'd be gone
burgers Because you've exposed.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
To text the opposite of gon.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Burger, Jerry and Mini, the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Tooldn't have that new dude who was in Laroy's Bush
over Burke.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
And hit Laroi's Leroy Laroi No Laroi.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Roy, Yeah, Laroi's Bush and Burkenhead nude, although he did
manage to cover up his face with a mask, a
camouflage mask. Does that mean that he had like a
is that like a faith? You know, like the masks
that people were in COVID and it was camouflage.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'm packing full sche mask because what I'm thinking like
a hunter.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Now, apparently you just had a piece of material or
that was camouflage that covered his face and his nose
and mouth.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
That's apparently what it was. Well, maybe he was being responsible.
He might have had an illness.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
It was a social distancing sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah potentially.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, I mean he's definitely got an illness. Yeah, something
you can't catch it.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Let's text here on three for three. There's something to this.
There was a nude man in that walkway when I
was twelve. I'm now thirty seven. Wow, he's upgraded though
with the mask.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Okay, Well, so you know, cost living crisis it's good
to see someone doing well. The economy's taken it down
to him, but at least the naked ambush man can
afford an upgrades of the mask.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Jeremy sounds suspiciously defensive with creepy nervousness.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, all right, this has been a little bit of blowboard.
Let me get us above board. And this is a
pun that is going to land in three two one.
The name out boat is back this year. We're giving
away another boat seventy five thousand dollars, all thanks to
the legends at finn Chase of Boats. All you have
to do is name it. So text boat to three
four eight three and follow the link to entry. You
can send in a name that you would like to

(27:02):
name it should you win. I've had a made of
mind ring me the other day and say that he's
entered about four times with various different names. All he
was trying to name them around something that happened to
me when we were kids. So we used to go
boating up the lakes all the time, because you know,
we lived in South Canby. There's the White Taka Valley.
All the hydroelectric dams have creded lakes that are perfect

(27:25):
for boating avy moores, you men wares, And so we're
up there and we used to just go around the
same lake over and over again. It was a circular lake.
And one day we decided to venture further afield and
we were water skiing and we were coming at a
foreign beach. I was unfamiliar with the beach. I'm used
to on the water skis, skiing along the beach, and

(27:47):
I was, you know, to the point where I could
just about walk out of those things and up the beach.
It's a great skill that, yeah, But this time we
were coming straight at the at the beach because it
was narrow, and then we'd have to whip back. Now,
anyone who's been on the back of jeez, anyone who's
even turtle trailer or anything, you know, when you tune
that sharply, you just catapult someone straight forward.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I know.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
And that's what I and I was used to just
like skiing horizontally. But this time I was slung straight
at the beach and my mates were standing in the
water waiting to grab the skis off me, and they
just saw one of my mate's tells it so brilliantly
like the Whites of my eyes as I come flying
past them. I hit the beach and I remember it
was quite a sharp, stony beach, and I remember just

(28:32):
like lining up the first bush I could find. Yeah,
and I launched myself honestly, about ten meters up the
beach in the air and landed in a bush because
you would have.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Had the wake as well of the boat turning all sorts.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, I was just and I just remember like life
standing still. It was so quiet in the base and
there I could hit everything. It's up on Lake Benmore
and my mate's just watching me just go rocketing up
and my mate's mum came running over. It's like Jesus,
any skin off. And I was like no no. I
think I'm okay, and this is like no, no, the
skis So he was trying to find a name that

(29:11):
succinctly summed all of that up. He couldn't, and so
he just entered and wants to call it the Fallen
Arches after my feet.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
And that was the problem. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
So if you want to win that, you can tax
boats to three four, three seventy five thousand dollars. But
it's a hell of a boat. You've driven this thing Yeah,
it's a great boat.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
And it's also it's the great thing about that boat
is you can launch it by yourself. It comes with
the trailer and the it's got the automatic the Minkota. Yeah,
the Minkota, which means that you can just stop it.
You don't have to put the anchor down. Yeah, so
if you're fishing in a particular place, it'll just hold
you there with a little little electric motor.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, off the front there.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's very cool.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
It's very cool.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Great, it's a great fishing boat.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
And if you want to win that, it's a great
radio Hodak your boat give away with fin Chase of
boats designed by Fisherman four Fishermen takes boat to three
for it.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And just to be clear, you just takes boat to
three for three you go on the draw immediately. The
name of the boat is not that will not be
the person who wants So basically it's not the best
name of the boat wins. It's just everybody has a chance.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
So if you said anything, oh jeez, I can't think
of anything too creative. I'm going to have to chat
chair B two. Yeah, that's fine. That entry is worth
just as much as you know, the funniest one that
comes through.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Jerryam the night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
So to celebrate this festive season, we want to help
you get Christmas wrapped up with jerrym and I's five
Days of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
That's right, Bunning's Trade of send us a bunch of
mystery gifts to give away. They're here in studio and
they are numbered one through ten. All you have to
do is listen out for the cuter call and be
one of the first two callers through to have your pick.
That's all thanks to our mates at Bunnings Trade.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Should we go to Nevin from Auckland Morning. Nevin, good morning,
Welcome to the show. Compliments of the season. Oh thanks,
Jerry thinks guys.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Never have you been naughty or nice this year? Oh?
Mate of I've probably been mainly nice, to be honest,
mainly nice.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
That's impressive. You have you whipped it into neutral yet.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
We've just wrapped up our our annual fishing trip yesterday
and so yeah we're in cruise mode.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Now whereabouts We're we're just out in the hierarchy golf.
Oh man Scorchey.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
That was it was a killer. It was so hot.
Oh man, but a great place to be out on
the water. Did catch anything?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, yeah, we caught apes.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yep, we caught plenty.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Great with a new quota, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I'm sure absolutely, Nevin. You're going to choose a box
between one and ten and then we've got the boxes behind,
and then I'll unwrap it and see what you've won. Okay, mate,
I'll go for number seven, number seven, Okay, number seven.
It's not it's quite a big one.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
It's got the it's got bluey wrapping paper on it. There,
little cartoon dog.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Number seven.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Open that sucker, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh wow, hold yeah, hold the phone.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh dude, is that the radio?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
You?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Some what is one?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
You have one?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Even the ag eighteen volt jewel speaker hybrid radio site radio.
This thing is an absolute beast. What I'm reading through
the the you know the facts and features Bluetooth technology
for streaming audio over thirty meters away. I had this
issue just on the weekend. We had a bluetooth speaker.
I walked about two meters away from it. The thing
disconnected it. It'll kill the party. Water and dust resistant

(32:39):
us be charging porty types so saves up to ten
FM and ten am station presets. You can put Hodaki
on all ten of them.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I need one of those. Never takes a lot, guys.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Congratulations mate, two and thirty nine dollars. Damn well, not
for herm well, I thought you'd just slug them a
bell at the end of that.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Thanks Devin, Thanks for listening to the Hidarcky Breakfast to
see you mate. Here we go coming. We'll get another
one of those to give away later in the show.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
After eight o'clock two a day for the next five days.
Oh my god, we're going to go under.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
That's right. Coming up after these seven thirty sport headlines,
I want to tell you about a new initiative which
has been created by a friend of mine. Yes, a
new way to drink alcohol.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yes, so, Jerry message into the group chat yesterday. Drinking
out of bird baths.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Drinking out of the bird bath. It's our bird bath.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Jerry and nine the Hiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I hope you've shoved it into neutral. Everybody a couple
of weeks to go. Of course, we're right in the
middle of the Yule tide season.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, I've hooked it into reverse. I'm actually undoing all
of the hard work I've done this year, both physically
and mentally.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Well, yeah, I mean you've got you've got a couple
of CAGs to go before you get to your starting weight,
to one twelve cages.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
We've done year Operation Square one, where we work our
way back to square one.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah. I love that.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
So my childhood traumrod'd work through this year. I'm reliving
it again, and I've decided actually am angry and all
those people again.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I'm I'm really starting to put the foot down in
terms of the celebrations. Yeah, I had a wedding in
the weekend black tie event congratulations, which I didn't realize
black tie. I think black tie is actually bow tie.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
I never know what dress things mean. You know what
I mean when they're like smart, casual or formal or
blah blah blah. I don't know, Like can I wear
Jandles or no?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Can you we blended Chandles TOI?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Black tie?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Isn't you?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
You can't burks, Yeah, you can't wear burks young Berts. No,
you can't be Most people were just wearing an actual
black tie. They kind of took it literally. But black suit. Yeah,
very hot day for a black suit.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
God.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, I started it for a formal, occasional, wonderful wedding
to two old friends. And they are an older couple
getting married, right and sixty five, Yeah, and interesting when
you are that age, just you pension it, your vows
mean a slightly different thing. And also when your kids
are there and saying it was it was a beautiful wedding.

(35:13):
And so everyone's dressed up and then everyone really really
got stuck in good great.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Dancing, good dancing, great dance.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
With a DJ that played also played the saxophone at
the same time.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
As DJing I've seen this, Yeah, remarkable.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
And then things sort of took a turn later in
the night, and I would say the things really hit
there high point or maybe low point, depends on what
you want to say. When the bird bath appeared a
little bit later on. And when I say later on,
I'm talking in the in the wee house.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Once the adults are gone to be in, that's when
that's when it turns, isn't it. Once the parent Yeah,
once Nana's gone. All right, Now Nana's gone, Nana's gone.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Things really took a turn.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
But the ahm in on, I mean we got we
got two things.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
We got the We got the downstairs operation whiskey, which
has been a while since I've seen that.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Ah, yes, I've heard I have you seen it or
heard about it? I've heard about it. I've heard tell
of a downstairs operation that can squirt whiskey into the
I mean the plan is the mouth, the mouth. But
in both instances that I've heard this tried, I've never
seen it. It has gone in the eye.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
And this time again we had another eye incident. Yeah,
there was another eye and the mouth was open and
ready to go. But it was a very It was
a hard, strong squirt straight to the right eye.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
I would say, if I knock on wood, I never
end up in this situation. I'd shut my eyes. Just
given the track record with two from two from for
eye squirtsy well, I think.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Also it helps you don't have to see what's coming
at you, yeah, right, or the vessel which sends it. Certainly, Yeah,
there was it was a strong stream. Boy was that
a hard stream? Was anyway, the person was disappointed that
they didn't get in the mouth, and then so they
were then offered the bird bath, which worried about, which

(37:09):
was made up on the spot I'm told the bird bath. Anyway,
they ended up the bird bath. It got outing, it
got used, and I got to.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Describe the bird bath.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
You can wherewithal to film the bird bath, which is
unlike me because normally I normally I'm sort of the
I don't think first thing reached for the camera, but
I did. And and it's to say the person who
was involved in the bird bath, there were there's a
lot of chat going back was in force, and then
I quickly whipped the video through to to the It

(37:45):
was a it was a three person, three person chat
and I quickly whipped the video of the bird bath room.
And there was silence for about four hours after that.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, and then delete that.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Maybe nothing came back.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
You might have to pull the curtain back on the podcast. Yeah, well,
if you wanna know more about the bird bar Felna know.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Less Jerry and then the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
The Hiderachey Breakfast, Mastermind.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Friday's Mastermind topic got Sweden and duke from Auckland who's
studying to be pe teacher, took away one hundred and
fifty dollars because Jerry stuffed at Hicks. So today we're
back to fifty huck up for grabs and since John
Lenham was assassinated on this day in nineteen eighty, today's
masterline topic is assassination.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
I tell you what, now, I've always had a problem
with spelling the word assassination. Yeah, and now that you
go as arsination, I reckon, I'm going to get it right.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Every single ar Yeah. This is why you know we've
there's a documented history on this show. The kid can spell,
and it's because my parents would always purposely mispronounced words
the way they were spelled spittan, which is spelt and written. Yes,
often quote my own words as well, and that is

(38:56):
why I see words the way they're written down like
when I when I remember them. This is why the
kid can spell.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
So yeah, Well the other day you showed an impressive
turn of spelling to turn around dackery. Yeah excuse me, yeah, dackery.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
The word dackery summoned up dakery out of nowhere. Is
there a Q somewhere in there?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well, there is, there's a random.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
There's a rogue eye in there that you'd never find.
You would never find.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
But here's Bell the concreteor from Northland Morning Bells. How
are oh you're not my Grandpa Bell, are you?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Potentially could have a few kids going around there that
we're not sure about.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
You never know, you're not my Grandpa bell A. You
got to Grandpa Bell to Grandpa Bell too. My messs
I'll be there Bot good buggers they are. Yeah, my
missus has got a Grandpa Bell as well. He's a
good bugget too. He reckons. He's the only man alive
who's seen Donald Bradman bat and the Flesh.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
You're not my uncle Bell are you again?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Another another possibility? You're not my great uncle Belly Bouchet.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, unfortunately not. I'm going to make or black.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Is this former Prime Minister Bill English that likes pineapple,
honest pizza?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Oh no, this is a former future or black retired future.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
You know how this spooks spelled? Forty five seconds, five questions.
You're going to get three correct, win the prize. You
can pacit it in time. If I stuff it up
like I did on Friday. The money is yours. Today's
topic is assassinations. Let's get into it. Christian one. The
U two hit Pride in the Name of Love refers
to the assassination of whom.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Or wouldn't be Mount Bestman's that the Lira took out.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
No, who did Jack Ruby assassinate in nineteen sixty three
would be JFK. No, which band shares its name with
an arch duke whose assassination? Yes? Which Indian prime minister
was assassinated in nineteen eighty four? Oh, mody, no idea? No,
who was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's in Washington.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Oh that would have been Lincoln?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Correct? The you two hit Pride in the name of
Love first to the assassination of home Jack Ruby assassinating
in nineteen sixty three.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Kay, so.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Harvey Bloody Oswald. That's right. Yeah, the guy who was.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Assassinated JFK was so close, so close. Indian prime minister
that was assassinated in eighty four was Indira Gandhi. And
then who was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth at fourteen?
Yeah you got that one?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Lincoln? Yeah there we go.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh yeah so cool, Martin Luther King was heard that
song was about By the way.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Benlike bel, thanks for calling no Bell and thanks for
playing mastermind. Thanks for listening to the Hidachi Briefist.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Jerry and Mini the Holdarchy Breakfast Jerry and Minight the
Holdarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Not for another Monday Master Debate. Today's subject, Jerry Ruder
Zoe Listeners ISAI good morning Christmas food? What is the
best Christmas food? And I feel like this piqued my
interest last week and when somehow we randomly got onto
the topic of Christmas fruit mince pies? Yuck. I agree

(42:18):
with you, Rhuder, what are you going to be?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Christmas fruit? Mins? Pist? Just Christmas mince pies.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Because I'm doing that as a p SA to people
everywhere who bite into that expecting lean beef mints, which
is me every Christmas thirty four years old, have been
doing it all my life. I still bite into that
expecting this sweet, savory goodness of beef.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I can't believe I'm sitting in a studio that's fruit.
So appalling humans that don't like Christmas mince pies. I
can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I wouldn't say I don't like that much. I would
say I hate it.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
You hate them as well?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Hate them hates a strong word, you know what I'm like.
I'm like John cam with the Wellington Sievens. Not only
do I not like them, I don't think anyone else
should be allowed to like them. No one else should
be allowed to like it.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
The amount of love and joy which is every which
every Christmas pie is made with love from center, every
single a little bit of magic, a little bit of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Every single bite into a Christmas mince pie is a betrayal.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah, just swallow that thing. You swallow that thing down.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Someone else is said, because some of these explained the
difference between a party party pie and a Christmas mince
pie of min I I know the difference. I know
the difference when you see the little you know it's
got the little tartan pet pattern on top of the triangle. Yeah,
and then you bite into it. The hell is that?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
What is that? I wonder if one day you'll come
around to it. One day when you're when your palette sophisticates,
when your palette starts to starts to grow some nuts,
there may be at some point you might start to
work out the joys of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Now Dean understands on three for three Christmas Mon's pies
horrid bloody things. Thank you, they are horrid bloody.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
No taste knows, everyone knows Dean Dean's missionary position when
it comes to mean anyway. So Christmas mon's pies, you
hate them?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I think, what do you sit on?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Christmas mon pies?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
She gets it? She gets it, Okay, I think, okay,
So this is something that I wanted to run past you,
Jerry and see if sorry, someone says tick three f
three Christmas Min's pies are gross. I've always called them
did fly pies.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
That's ruined them even more for me. Christmas pies so gross.
Christmas Man's pies gross, Jerry, stuff you're trying to do here?
Best Christmas foods? On three four a three? What do
you reckon? Because I've got a controversial opinion. I actually
think salmon And now is this a regional thing or

(45:00):
I've always wondered if this is just my family or
if this is a South Island thing. But we always
have a salmon on Christmas, big half a thing, chuck
the whole thing, tinfoil, that birch straight in the oven.
And then that's what we're having for what that bitch
lemon lemon? Yeah, you will try to crisp beast skin

(45:22):
up on that salt. And wow, if we've had a
good year, if we've had a good year.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Joy. I'm with you on the salmon. I mean, obviously
I'm completely different camp when it comes to Christmas's pist,
but the salmon is as a delicious Yesterday I had
the salmon like you were describing, but then there'd been
some ground up beetroot which had been cocked and then
placed on the top, and it was absolutely sensational A bit.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I yeah, no, I've never put the beet trout on there,
but delicious salmon. I think I'm gonna be honest with you, Ham.
I know it's probably a missionary vote to Chuck and
Ham for the best Christmas food, but it is good.
It's not really Christmas without it. And that week between
Christmas and New year'shere you don't know what data is
and you're just living off exclusively hand sandwiches until that
thing goes great. I mean that's just I know.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I love that we're going to be Salmon and Ham
this year. Yeah. At the Wells family Christmas, Yep, those
are the those are the proteins.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I'm not a new new SPTS new spats. I'm not
a I like turkey once a year, but dry, but
I do do like I likes the smell of the turkey,
does it? I mean anyone? Mett Heath, former host of
the show. They used to run a mutton ham mutton,
a mutton han, a ham of mutton. Yeah, I know.

(46:41):
I don't even know what mutton ham was. It's like,
it's like, yeah, the worst type of mutton.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah, it's processed mutton. Nothing bird anyway, give us a text,
three for it. Three Well, give us a call if
you're that way inclined. What is the best Christmas food?
What's the what's the top of the pops?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Slap some soy sauce and brown sugar in it. Yeah,
I've got something for you. I mean, it is possibly
Hitler's favorite Christmas food.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Boy about mis Jerry and Mian Night, the Hotchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
The heat debate on Christmas mince pies, a number of
people saying it isn't a quiet taste and you don't
like them until you're forty.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, someone else said, you have Christmas mince pies with
Brandies cream cheese, amazing New Philistines. Another one here Fella
selling Christmas mince pies and the roys Bush last weekend
and was.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
He wearing a camouflage mask. I think he was.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah, a lot of love to the salmon on three
four eight three. Yeah, salmon man, it's I don't know,
there's something about that time of year.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah. Well, the other part about a salmon is when
you eat salmon, it's not a it's doesn't it doesn't
bloat you up, you know what I mean? Can only
eat a wee bit of it? Really so good, it's
so good for you salmon.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
A couple of text in for pavlover. How could you
walk past pavlover? I mean that that is that is
the taste of Christmas, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
But would you go Christmas pot over pavlover? I mean,
I love a Christmas. You won't like a Christmas. It's
got bloody raisins in it. I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
I'm not a pudding guy, never have been. Don't like pudding.
If we're out for dinner, I won't go the pudding.
I just have another beer.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
It surprises me.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, well, I don't like cake. I don't like pudding.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
This is very surprising.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
This is what I was saying the other day. I
don't like cake. I don't like sweet things, and I
don't chafe, and these often surprised people.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
If you're going to get to one twelve by Christmas Day,
you're going to have to start in some pudding.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I think I figured it. Three four three new spuds
from Amro. Yeah, the new spuds my granddad used to
my granddad Bell, who just called him for mastermind before.
He used to grab the best spud Juicy Benni, Yeah,
Jersey Beani, Yeah, Jy Bennie. But no one carried it on.
After he passed away. Our veggie garden was just left

(48:47):
and I was like, one Christmas, I was like, you
can't have a look in there, and I turned over it.
But sure enough, still some spuds in the still producing. Yeah,
still producing. I reckon if you went and turned it
over now you'd find something.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
But dirt's still producing.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Ye trifle that is heavy on the booze yum. Anyone
ever had eggnog? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've knocked to meat.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
In fact, this week I'm going to shoot a story
with Anabel White, the Cibrity chef, and we're making an eggnog.
We're we're doing We're no tog. You gotta be you
get quite wasted from the could you bring some megnoggin,
I'll bring someone.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Sure. The thing that I discovered a couple of years
ago Hitler's favorite Christmas treat Stalin. Yeah, Stalin is a
mars pan I'm no clear, a Marsipan like bread loaf
that the Germans do and then you slice put it
into slices and then you put some butter on that

(49:46):
thing and and eat it that way and you can't
toast it delicious.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, like next level a dessert obviously, yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah. Or a nice little, nice little morning tea treat. Yeah,
a lot of love.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
And for trifle fellas Fellas Fellas trifle tribal, heavy on
the birds again. Pumpkin pie hanging golden syrup steam putting
us from Sonya and all caps.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Pumpkin pie is good? Who put this in the dock?
Carried eggs? Oh that's me?

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Well, why Mama rudas specialty. She brings out the carried
eggs by the dozen at Christmas time. People flock from
around the country for the carried eggs.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Carried eggs.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
It was the only way I got one of my
ex your friends to come to my parents for Christmas
was she knew they'd be carried eggs there.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Wow, people flock from far and wide for carried.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Eggs and wide different provinces, far and wide.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah we are and whe And where does Mama Ruda
sit on the Scotch egg?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Not big on the Scotch deg great chocolate log though,
was she devil that day? Ah?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Also great on the trifle and a very nice seafood
play of featuring your favorite and mine, Serimi.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Extravagant. That's an extravagant Christmas.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I don't see what's happening there. I see what's happening.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Fondue boat lazy, No, okay, they're trying to get into
the competitions Pevers and this is controversial Pavers in the
same boat as Christmas fruit pie is yuck. Dark chocolate
most with dark chocolate grated on top of strawberry. But
they don't like Pev. Really, I never mean anyone that

(51:26):
doesn't like Pev, even me who doesn't really like desserts,
not to like PEV. I don't mind it. And then
this one here, Sam and how years for Christmas Ham
definitely shattered to hars with meats. Had a dinner party
on Saturday and hand was the star can stick your mutton?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Hand.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Matt also said Kingfish very good. Give you from North Canterbury.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Keren says, my mum's brandied Apricots. Oh that's that's Gussie.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
We're going to be talking to acc here g Lane,
but he might not be with us anymore.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I think I think he's I think he's passed on.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
He commentated that draw. He was in on laying West
Indies over the last week or so and we studies
needing what five and thirty one?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, I gotta be honest, and so I had limited
coverage on my romantic getaway weekend. So whenever I did
have coverage, I was checking the the apps and then
also at the cricket scores and I was like, all
of a sudden, I was like, oh, hang on, it
looks like we might not win this. Then there was
one mad moment where it was like are they going

(52:34):
to in this? There was a chat they had like
ninety runs they needed to get in the last session,
but they basically packed up, didn't they.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Well over here famously, well here I'm backing the draw,
and I said, you're an absolute muppet, I called him,
and you're an absolute moron.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
And then someone got into the conclave, which, if you
don't know, is our private Facebook page which you can
join now, and someone mentioned eight new segment Rudor's big tip.
Excuse me because you picked it. They followed you in
and one about four hundred bucks off it.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
I just saw that the first couple of days in
christ Church there was a bit of rain around and
I thought I might not get so much play in
the first two days.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Can we roll them in three?

Speaker 4 (53:12):
And to be fair, there was quite a bit more
play than I expected, But I guess the thing was
after four days you're thinking, there's no way this is
going to be endore. And there was one guy actually
that put money on a draw at forty one to one.
There were and midway through day four the draw was
paying one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
This is why sports great right there. Yeah, because people
thought we're going to roll the Western. He's going into
the test. We betted quite well in the first innings,
reasonably well, and then it swung. It went about three
different ways at three different times in the over the
five days, and then bomb betting.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Out a draw and famous draw, And I know when
people that don't like cricket would love to point to
the draw and be like, how can you wait for
five days? And at the end of all of that
nobody won. How can you say that that was a
good game?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
But there was a more of actory.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Yeah, and the moral victory was for the West Indies
and for Justin Greaves who's scored what is called two
hundred and two two hundred and two off about three
hundred and forty thousand balls. But the problem with the
problem with our attack is we you know, we don't
have one. We didn't have one. We're going through a
little bit of a change. I wouldn't say a rebuilding phase,
but it's definitely a period of change for the black Caps.

(54:22):
Anybody who hasn't been watching cricket for a while might
be like, where's Dan Carter? You know, who's Richard McCoy.
They're not there anymore John who hasn't played in a
long time. And so it's we're relying heavily on Matt
Henry as the spearhead of our attack, and when he
went out injured, we basically folks looked threatening, but not
quite if you know what I mean. And then we

(54:43):
were probably just one spinner short. Anytime you mean sound
the punishing cricket shat alarm. But anytime you're bowling Revendra
twenty overs, you probably a bowler short.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, and we're a couple of I mean no, Rock's
not in there at the moment. So look we're we're
definitely a bowling stuch and and thing with cracket. You
got to take twenty wickets. That is that your bowlers
win Test matches. I mean that's the rule.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
If I'm Revenger, I'm walking back into the changing rooms
and Miller where is ill went out? And I scored
one hundred and seventy six. I mean runs with the issue? Brother?
Do you do I have the bowldest thing? Should I
bowl and wicket keep? Would?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
That?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Is that enough for you?

Speaker 4 (55:18):
But what about the daft man bowled sixty point four over.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
The muff man? The muff man, Oh god, it's going
to have to back it up on Wednesday. He's going
to have to spearhead the poor old muff man.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
We need on ice, No, we need it, yeah, we
need him on the message table for just just feed
up horizontal. I don't want to see him standing up
between now and what is it next Wednesday? Yeh, this Wednesday,
Next Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
He's from Lumsdon. He'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Oh they bred him to but we need to get
out there and massage him like a Kobe beef beast.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
He'll be down to one hundred and eighteen k's an hour. Yeah, anyway,
that was a draw. Yeah, Australia of course winning the
second Ashes Test, thanks mainly to Mitchell Stark Sex for
seventy five and seventy seven runs.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Man, I'm just thinking about the injury. Told Blundell went down,
Henry went down, Glen Phillips's back but had been injured
Jamison o'rogan. Now we've lost g Lane.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
We know what the tab are paying for West Indies
to win this next six dollars eighty I believe at
the basin.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
At the Basin wrote a big tip. Yeah, man, let's
back the Windy's.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Or the word.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Okay, okay, you don't sound confident, but you didn't sound
confident last time met it. Yeah. I did put money
on it at eight to one of the big five
dollars on it. So all right, let's knock this thing
on the head. Podcast will be able at eleven and Jerry.
I want to hear more about this bird bath. Please
in the podcast, I'll show you a video.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
No, thank you.

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