October 19, 2025 • 25 mins
Today on the pod ACC Head G Lane joins Jerry and Rooda to talk through tipping on their trip to Texas for the Export Beer Garden Tour, and ask where they should go next year?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gid A.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
And now let's get on with the podcast. Welcome along
to the podcast Modo.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The twentieth of October twenty twenty five, Mani Stuart still
touring around the States.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yep, He's met up with his partner Jeff over the weekend.
He sent me a photo they went to a zoo. Obviously,
his partner Jeff as a zookeeper at Auckland Zoo, so
she was keen to check out what the Nashville Zoo
was like. Manaia apparently wasn't so keen on visiting another
zoo until he found a bar in the middle of
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the zoo and which he said he got absolutely twanged
at the zoo and had the best zoo experience of
his life. And he sent hashtag freedom.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I love the fact that the states. If there's an
opportunity to make money, to capitalize on something, they will capitalize.
Oh yeah, if they can sell you something somewhere, they'll
sell it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And there's great benefit to the.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Consumer in that regard. I mean that that Terry Black's
barbecue restaurant that we went to and were standing in
the line of Damn, this line's.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Long, Damn it's hot.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh look there's someone selling you drinks in the line.
Beautiful whose part of it is so beautiful? And with
the with the payWave nowadays, just bomb, tap and go
so easy. It's so easy to make it so easy
to part with your money.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well even the last the last supper we had at
Moonshines in Austin, and the guy served us, James Chris.
Chris Chris came in and he just introduced himself and
he's like, yo, my first my first priority is getting
you get some drinks. Okay. Then I don't want to
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talk about the menu and drink okay, So just just
you just guys a chill, I'll get oh your drinks,
I get you drink started, and then we'll get into it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was one of the great he was one of
the great waiters, because I was like a waiter who
works out.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
After about two.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Drinks, they go, oh yeah, these guys are quite quick
on their drinks. They want more coming. And so I
would be about halfway through my bourbon and coke and
then next thing, Chris will get another enough three to
me MANI and another three. We're like, yeah, another three.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
He was good and everything was focused on getting your
mold drinks. Yeah, like come in and go, I see
you like to drink, and so I'm gonna hold up
menu for a second just get another drinks in there.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
That was genius.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, it was good. It was very good. He knew
what he was doing, but little did he know that
he got no tips.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well that's the problem with New Zealander, do we not?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
The tip was included in the overall FEEDBA. It's one
of those ones where I feel I don't know if
the tip you know, because the electronic tipping now you know, Yeah,
you get the option because in America now you get
the option where of the twenty twenty five or thirty
percent tip, yeah, or you can click all more on
your payWave or no tip or no tip. But it's oh,
(03:24):
I'm always a bit suspicious. Does that Where does that
money go because it's an electronic Oh, you.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Just go straight to the owner.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, because when you got cash, obviously they just stick
it straight in their in their pocket, you know, it's theirs. Yeah,
they don't have to go out the back and put
it into a thing. And that gets you know what
I mean. It's not it's not a central.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, but you still I think there's this there is
a system.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm pretty sure, Choose.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I was chatting to your friend that was running the mos.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Bar oh Dan.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yet he was saying that his staff during this time
of the year, with Austin city limits and with the
Grand Prix going on, that they are earning seventy five
dollars US an hour including that'scluded, and he pays them
two dollars an hour. Shit, two bucks. Two bucks. I said, oh,
(04:10):
you go pay minimum wage. He goes, no, we're in
the state. We don't have to pay minimum wage. We
just have to pay something.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
So two bucks. Yeah, that's just a nominal fee to
do an employment contract.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So they're making seventy three dollars an hour and tips, Yes,
one hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
In New Zealand, do you reckon, there is there rules
around de clearing it, or.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Back in the day with cash.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You wouldn't have had to. But they've got funny tax
rules over there in the States because they pay state
tax and they pay federal tax and income to It's
all a bit weird because.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I imagine if the cares you just put it in
your pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, that's running the tax system in the States.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh my god, imagine just running the employment system if
it's on a card machine, like do you put your
name and then at the end of the night you
tally it up and you go, well, Jerry, you made
five hundred tonight. Well, and it's going to get paid
in the next pay round.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
There must be some there must be some system that
they've got because I imagine that because the other bit
is that you know from the area, so the table one, two, three,
like they have table numbers, yeah, and then that's your table.
And as a server, you only serve like it's very important.
You're only asked for drinks from your server. Yeah, Like
they're very territorial for the reason that they gather those tips.
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The other weird thing that happened is something that happened
when we're at the airport. I noticed we had a
server and then sometimes their shift changes and if ever
you change over shift from one server to another and
you're still at the table, you're then asked to pay
the bill at that point, so you can tip so
that server can get the money. Otherwise the tips go
to the next server. Yeah, that's quite I mean, it's complicated,
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but I'll tell you what it works. They had the
beer service industry in the world, although it's expensive. Yeah,
it's eating out is expensive there.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, I mean there's places you can go to those
dive bars to drink cheap. You can get five dollar
beers or whatever, which is still ten not bad. It's
cheap for the States, But you're right. I remember we
flew back in and was like, oh god, well back
and welcome back to New Zealand and grumpy fucking ass
bar staff. Yeah, rumping around.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, you can understand that you're getting paid minimum wage
and in New Zealand essentially to get kind of sometimes
especially if your waiters and stuff to kind of get
treated pretty ordinary ordinarily.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
But they still ask for a tip. These days, you
still got the tip on the on the FOS machine.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You don't have to that's true, there's no expectation, but
I in New Zealand, I tip for I don't tip
unless it's good service exceptionally. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah, did you tip your because apparently I heard the
probably a reason why my room only got serviced once
during our six nights. Did you tip your the people
who cleaned your room? I think so. I mean I
left my sheets out, like I said, outside, with a
twenty note on it. Do you tip the how do
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you tip the apparently leave money out on the on
the kind of where the juggers and stuff. You just
I low left ten bucks in the end, it got
it got swiftly taken away, okay by the cleaners because
I think if you leave it out, But that means
don't leave money out when you're in America when you
to a room, because they'll just because I think it's
a tip.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Now, I didn't know that you meant to tip the cleaners.
I just assumed that they were paid by the hotel. Yeah,
I guess any kind of service and if you want,
if that's well, they weren't coming to our room either.
That'll be why it was weird.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
The room service thing was weird because I had to
go down to the reception so they can someone please
service my room because there's tanning shit alone my ships. Yeah,
and then you guys preloaded in my room, so there
was about two dozen beer cans. It was bottles of
tequila everywhere. It was like waking up in a stagg
do every morning.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I was like, that would have been interesting for you
because it also you and I were meant to be
rooming together. But then Tolsey, my partner, came away on
the trip, so I ended up obviously room and we
would have been controversial. If I said, well, you can
stand the room.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
With I would have appreciated because that's a lonely existence
on your own.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I reckon, just from the experience that I had taking
a partner on a work trip like that, it's actually
quite good. Yeah, it's really good if your partner likes
having fun. Yeah, it's really good because you just don't
feel like quite as much of a piece of ship
as you might normally.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I would have been quite funny at the end of
the night to say good night to Telsey and then
you just hop on.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Well, do you know what during the day you were out.
I don't know where you were, but I was in
my room, my own and Joe jury gob bless and said,
come and watch the football with us in our room,
and thank you. And I came out of the room
and I just got into his bed and we just.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was where perhaps, yeah, I just sleep, so they had.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
On I just needed well, I wasn't intending on going
to sleep. I was just pretty tired and I went
in there just for some company because I was feeling
vulnerable and alone in my own room, covered surrounded by
beer cans and tequila bottles, with my roomors and clean.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Sheets about three weeks.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Anything to make myself feel better. So the the wanks
was sitting in.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I feel fair.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Everything was going horribly wrong. So that luckily Joe invited
me in the end too, the bosom of two other
men who were feeling in a similar state. So we watched.
We watched Austin State, Austin State University of the Long Horns,
which I got their merch on.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Now, yeah, oh, there was that game that week for
about ten years.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So Long hook them. They were playing the Oklahoma so
it was a local derby. So it was a big
game played in Dallas. One hundred and something thousand people
in the stadium. Remember that the band was liked about
a thousand people in the brass Every kickoff is five
weeks going off massive over there. It was a good time.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's it's crazy. I also had the thing coming back
from a holiday. Normally I come back, well holiday work trip,
normally come back, I come back from a work trip,
and I I kind of tell a couple of stories,
but I always look at Toss's face and she just
looks completely disinterested. Yes and so, And I know the
feeling because when she's gone on work trips and come
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back and told me stories, I'm also disinterested.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I don't I don't really want to know.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, So this was nice because this was the first
time I've ever come back and we can share stories together.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yes, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
But then you told the kids and they looked at you, like, fuck.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I am I want to hear stories at home?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
How was it? It was really good. It was a festival,
was amazing weather. It was an amazing good time Austin because
I've been there before, so I kind of knew what
I was in for. But yeah, I didn't tell a
lot of stories at home. But then I went to
the school fair on Sunday Spring spring Topia. A lot
of dads wanted to know what was going on. A
lot of dads following the back bush at a lot
of dads following in on what was going on. They
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were like, Jesus Christ, they look like a hell of
a time. And I was like, yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It was. It was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I got to say, yeah, you know all the places
that we've been to, and weirdly enough, I think because
of the time difference, it wasn't it wasn't to readjust
or maybe it was just that last year that Munich
beer Fest was it was drinking fifteen steins a day.
There was also a couple of days as quite Texas.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Two flights time are tough as well. That's seventeen hour
and that's seven hours. That's a long haul. And we're
the signs in fiction. Yeah, but we need we do
need some suggestions on next year's Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour,
because every year we go on one. Obviously we've been
to Paris, have been for the Rugby World Cup, went
to beer Fest, I went to Texas. Yeah, what's bigger
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than Texas?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I don't know what is bigger than Texas?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Russia.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Russia, Russia, Russia. We don't want to go to Russia.
Though I'm not big on Russia. I went I organized
the Champions League was played in Russia once and I
used to I used to work for a company that
represented Vodafone and their activations like you ne fucking inflatable
football fields or whatever, and they'd go and have to
activate it all the Champions League games and the Champions
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League final was going to be in Moscow, and so
we had to take over all the stuff over in Moscow.
To do this activation. We had to tell the client
that we needed twenty thousand pounds in cash, in petty
cash to take over to bribe, to basically bribe all
the officials, because even though you had all the permits
and everything, you still had to go over and you
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had to there was always someone with their handout that
would had to make stuff. So the clients like without
with their fingers in their ears, like we don't want
to know what's this used for, but we understand you
need twenty thousand pounds. It's fifty thousand ye zellion dollars
in cash to take over, just to dish out and bribe.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean amazing. You're even allowed to take the cash.
I guess you going you because it's not it's not Europe.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
No, it's yeah. So that's how to operate. I mean
that was that was probably a good fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
But probably got to use five thousand dollars five thousand
pounds of that cash to bribe the person to get
through the Yeah, just get through customers, just to get
your stuff, to bring the money into customers.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Oh yeah, it just gets bring the bribes in. It
didn't last long, the twenty thousand. I wasn't responsible for
dishing it out.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Did it get all spent?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah? One hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, then you.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Probably also probably you could wake up it in the
back pocket.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
A little bit of curriculars going on. But the so
no no to Russia.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Okay, we'll come back in just a moment.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
When the pimps and the queb mark drop it like
your TI, drop it like your TI, drop it like
your extra to get it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
You like it?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay, So we're going to find another place to go
next year.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Do you know what time to be at a certain time.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, it's kind of got to be around that September
October time, so late September early October is usually the
right time to do something around then. So next year
is the FIFA World Cups and in America. But we
can go back to America maybe, but yeah, yeah, the
FIFA will Cups on around that time. I don't know
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what else is on that we can go to, or
we could just go somewhere.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
It has hosted Canada, Mexico, and the US though.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
All Mexico Mexico. So what time is that now? I
think that's June July though. I think there's that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
They're going to hold the Football Cup in July in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, it's due July.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I'm pretty sure it is huge just looking at.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That, that's a very that's gonna be like forty degrees.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
June July, Mexico in July June. It's all done by
into July.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yes, it's a little bit early unfortunately. But we could
go to Japan and go some summer wrestling.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, Japan.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's a good time to go to Japan. Isn't it
a South Korea? Anything going on there? Nothing interesting? Not
really anything in China.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
I mean, look, you go to the you go to
Disney and Shanghai. You could go to Gwan Jo or
something and get some get something made and brought it
back about quing.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
To cop that timme of year?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Where did COVID come from?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Oh, whether someone's having sex with a bat?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, province will hn't.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Jarl and check?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Well, look at what I mean, I just don't know.
The export ultra bigger than tuitored Wuhan has like a
I'm not sure. I'm not sure what'd shift much?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Person? Man, it's a huge I'm just looking at China now. Man,
it's huge, like you got, It's massive. Man.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
What about Singapore?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Singapore?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Eight floors of Singapore, So I don't know Singapore. I
don't know why anyone goes.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
It's a good place to go through.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, but to but too chiny.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, but Hong Kong has more fun than Singapore. Yeah,
Hong Kong, Hong Kong is quite cool. What about Macau, Yeah,
that's super close to Hong Kong. Vietnam anything now, I mean,
Vietnam is cheap. Yeah, we could follow the Hoteu Men trail.
Vietnam is a really good time to go to Vietnam.
Actually October, so the I'm just gonna Export Culture tour, Tom.
(16:01):
I mean it's yeah, it's a tour of duty of sorts.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, there's something that bad taste saying it's a tour
of duty and we're just going to go drink past
when people actually went on a proper tour of duty.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Probably, Well it's a long time ago. I don't know. Cambodia, No, Thailand, Oh.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Export big U into it a Bangkok? I just I
just I watched. I just finished the latest series of
White Lotus on the plane on the way home. So
we're not going to Bangkok. Okay, that's that scene, the
scene involving the guy who likes to get pigged.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh how's that?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
How is that? So that they had that on the plane?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Did they?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yes? Because I watched. The only time I get to
watch any sort of series back to back is on
a plane. So I watched White Loatus Series two on
an Emirates flight and then I said, when we land,
I said, what's all this White Lotus about? It sucks
like it just dragged on, nothing happened. Now, like what
about the three three someome sixteen? I mean, what three
some sixteen? Because I was on the Emirates. They cut
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all of that out. Any bit of kind of juicy
ship that was was cut out, So I had no idea.
And then I watched season three in News You Good
Old in New Zealand, No cudding that. I actually looked
around it. One stage I was like, see if anyone's
looking at my screen, because there's there's some banging going
on in it. Yeah, but yeah, that's kind of put
me off, okay, specially with a group of people, because
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there'd be one person who does like that, who wants
to feel like.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
The Yeah there, Argentina, I'm just leaving South.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
That's a good time. I did get chased.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Have you been to Bornes? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I been. Yeah, I got chased back to my hotel
by a textuve with a knife.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, that's quite I had some friends that ended up
in the police cell there.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, it's kind of it's great times, good times, but
loose flips. Yeah that's pretty loose flips pretty.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Quick though, does it.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah. I had a friend who came with me, Tristan.
He's absolute piece of shit, lives in Chile, listens to
the podcast. Hence why I'm telling him calling me a
piece of shit. He for some reason, all three University
would would always be the one starting in the fight
with a taxi driver or it's some sort of some
sort of niggle, whether he's opening his glove box or
lighting his fucking seat cover on fire.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh god, just okay, just sounds like a libility.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
So anyway, we're in it, and he speaks fluent Spanish
because he lives in Chili, and I heard the conversation
between him and the text roll. I'm in the back,
and you can hear this. It was getting louder and louder,
and it was like I saw heard like a put
d or something, some whore or whatever. And then he
jumps out and looks back at me and goes run,
and I was like fuck oh, and so I jump
out the back. The guy reaches over grabs his fucking knife.
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We're sprinting down the street to our hotel. Luckily our
hotel was like two hundred meters away. Burst into the
hotel like it was the be swiping your card to
get into. The doors open. We run and the doors closed,
and he's just closed in time and he's banging on
the door on the other side.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What did he say to the guy?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I don't know he would have because you know, like,
what's this when you My biggest sensult was that you
call them mamma yeah or something.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, it doesn't seem like they're insulting to maybe anyway.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
So yeah, good time though. I had a great time.
Lots of red wine, lots of lots of steak, lots
of absolute smoke shows running around me, and like saying
for the mums and the.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Dances plenty off of the so I mean, yeah, I
mean I know that the steak's amazing over there.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
What about what about Rio? We met some friends in
the airport who were hereded to Rio for the Torio
de Janeiro for the UFC. Didn't we Yeah we did.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I mean, I don't know if we go with them?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
No, I wouldn't. I know, I wouldn't go with them.
They look like they paid for their trip purely in cash.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah gee, how many how many direckon they took over?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Because that would be it was about it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Them pretty expensive?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
It would be very expensive.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I don't know's there's a travel agent rolling I have
a lot of cash then trying to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I mean, Rio is quite a hard place to get to. Yeah,
so you have to fly into Santiago, Lan Chile, and
then you've got to fly across on some horrific flight
that will probably land you in the Andes and you
have to eat yourself. Yeah, I mean it could be
the Exportlture.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Eat, Export Culture, Beer Cannibalism tour.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Okay, well let's wipe South America off it.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I don't I mean, look, no, hold on, I'm open
to South America, but I'm just I just don't know.
October South America, you've got Bolivia.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I mean, have you read that book Marching Powder to
Bolivia to Peru, The Marching Powder. You would read the
book Marching Powder whereas about a British guy gets put
in jail and Bolivia I have read that. It's amazing.
We can do a tour of the prison.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I mean, Bolivia, it's a big country. Actually, just looking
at Bolivia here, Peru is closer because Belivia's slightly inland.
Lapez is the capital of Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Do you prefer Bolivian or Peruvian?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'd say Bolivian. Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Also, Colombia is quite close to Columbia of course, and
Ecuador you.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Could go visit the hippos.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I think.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Lenezuela.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
There's a level of us not coming home about South
America that I've getting.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Where's the.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Nations Championship? The World Rugby Nations Championship starts next year.
That's mid year and end of year windows.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Are they playing there? Is it Saudi Arabian?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, I guess it would be.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I guess it would be Saudi. It doesn't say here
that or.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Is that Carnival?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Oh Jesus, I think Rio came Canaval?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
When is it?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Thank God?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Open?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I think if I took my back bush over to
the Rio Carnival, that would actually would break the internet. Well,
they're not big on here are.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
They wouldn't make it out alive that backbush A strap
ons one, the formula one.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
That was always going to happen, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay? So here are that?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Here are the cultural and religious festivals in October?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Okay Dewali?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh, India and India celebrated in October Yom Kapper. So
we could go to Israel and do that.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Pass on it. I don't think that's Halloween, Oh Halloween
and America. When we were there, there's still two weeks away.
They were going hard like everywhere was just rammed. It
would be quite a fun place to be for Alloween, the.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Mid autumn festival and chain that where they share they
gathered together amongst families and sheer moon cakes. I don't
know if that's going to work for breast cancer awareness.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Okay, I don't know who is that the exploit?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Where is it.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Bergarden to breast cancer awareness? I don't know that's going
to work. Be a great national day for disaster reduction. Well,
the thing is we're going to create disasters on it.
We tend to create disasters in History months, problematic hatching dragons?
(23:13):
Where's that?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It sounds quite good? Hitching dragons.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Hitching dragons sounds what.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
At music festival outside Austin City International Old International, Old People's.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Day on the first of.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
That's right, you can maybe History months. Maybe you could
do that. You could bring your grandparent with you, so
if you want it, you had to bring your grandparent.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
What about rash Hashana? It's the Jewish hole. We don't know. Again,
that's not going to work. Never it's another Hindu festival.
I mean that looks quite fun, but it's quite and
he's quite hard to get to well, and he's not
too bad.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Do you fly into Singapore or Dubai and Singapore. It's
a short flight from Singapore. It's not too bad, Okay,
I mean it would be fun. Well, we should try
and get to the IPL next year.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Okay, but that's May. It's not Interestingly, it doesn't mean
anything about October Fist in here. But I guess that's
earlier on, isn't it. Okay, hatching dragon? Should people let
us know? Yeah, some suggestions. I maybe does it have
to be October?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
It could be September. It probably could be November, to
be honest, So it could be November.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
November, October.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
November just gets quite busy than that Tommy year for
a lot of people. Yeah, you know, it's kind of
November December is kind of real nigli for a lot
of people. But for the right thing, we could we
could go again. When we go somewhere, we could go
back to October Fish.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I'd go back there in a heartbeat. I'd go back
there in World events in September twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I know I'm not technically any part of the SEC,
but what would I have to do if you're going
to October Fist? What would I have to do to
come along, Kelm and I.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah, that's quite extreme.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I was just checking it out there.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I think you just had to buy a lot of
export tracker.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
I can do that and uh yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
And Todd let me go.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
No, okay, no, good luck?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
All right, I am I here the rest of the week.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You are sorry about that. We realize you've signed up.
Did sentence? Really, isn't it. It's not too bad.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
It's not too bad. I've got there's worth ways to go.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Okay,
Gid A.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
And now let's get on with the podcast. Welcome along
to the podcast Modo.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The twentieth of October twenty twenty five, Mani Stuart still
touring around the States.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yep, He's met up with his partner Jeff over the weekend.
He sent me a photo they went to a zoo. Obviously,
his partner Jeff as a zookeeper at Auckland Zoo, so
she was keen to check out what the Nashville Zoo
was like. Manaia apparently wasn't so keen on visiting another
zoo until he found a bar in the middle of
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the zoo and which he said he got absolutely twanged
at the zoo and had the best zoo experience of
his life. And he sent hashtag freedom.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I love the fact that the states. If there's an
opportunity to make money, to capitalize on something, they will capitalize.
Oh yeah, if they can sell you something somewhere, they'll
sell it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And there's great benefit to the.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Consumer in that regard. I mean that that Terry Black's
barbecue restaurant that we went to and were standing in
the line of Damn, this line's.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Long, Damn it's hot.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh look there's someone selling you drinks in the line.
Beautiful whose part of it is so beautiful? And with
the with the payWave nowadays, just bomb, tap and go
so easy. It's so easy to make it so easy
to part with your money.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well even the last the last supper we had at
Moonshines in Austin, and the guy served us, James Chris.
Chris Chris came in and he just introduced himself and
he's like, yo, my first my first priority is getting
you get some drinks. Okay. Then I don't want to
(02:13):
talk about the menu and drink okay, So just just
you just guys a chill, I'll get oh your drinks,
I get you drink started, and then we'll get into it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was one of the great he was one of
the great waiters, because I was like a waiter who
works out.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
After about two.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Drinks, they go, oh yeah, these guys are quite quick
on their drinks. They want more coming. And so I
would be about halfway through my bourbon and coke and
then next thing, Chris will get another enough three to
me MANI and another three. We're like, yeah, another three.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
He was good and everything was focused on getting your
mold drinks. Yeah, like come in and go, I see
you like to drink, and so I'm gonna hold up
menu for a second just get another drinks in there.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
That was genius.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, it was good. It was very good. He knew
what he was doing, but little did he know that
he got no tips.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well that's the problem with New Zealander, do we not?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
The tip was included in the overall FEEDBA. It's one
of those ones where I feel I don't know if
the tip you know, because the electronic tipping now you know, Yeah,
you get the option because in America now you get
the option where of the twenty twenty five or thirty
percent tip, yeah, or you can click all more on
your payWave or no tip or no tip. But it's oh,
(03:24):
I'm always a bit suspicious. Does that Where does that
money go because it's an electronic Oh, you.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Just go straight to the owner.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, because when you got cash, obviously they just stick
it straight in their in their pocket, you know, it's theirs. Yeah,
they don't have to go out the back and put
it into a thing. And that gets you know what
I mean. It's not it's not a central.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, but you still I think there's this there is
a system.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm pretty sure, Choose.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I was chatting to your friend that was running the mos.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Bar oh Dan.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yet he was saying that his staff during this time
of the year, with Austin city limits and with the
Grand Prix going on, that they are earning seventy five
dollars US an hour including that'scluded, and he pays them
two dollars an hour. Shit, two bucks. Two bucks. I said, oh,
(04:10):
you go pay minimum wage. He goes, no, we're in
the state. We don't have to pay minimum wage. We
just have to pay something.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
So two bucks. Yeah, that's just a nominal fee to
do an employment contract.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So they're making seventy three dollars an hour and tips, Yes,
one hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
In New Zealand, do you reckon, there is there rules
around de clearing it, or.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Back in the day with cash.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You wouldn't have had to. But they've got funny tax
rules over there in the States because they pay state
tax and they pay federal tax and income to It's
all a bit weird because.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I imagine if the cares you just put it in
your pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, that's running the tax system in the States.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh my god, imagine just running the employment system if
it's on a card machine, like do you put your
name and then at the end of the night you
tally it up and you go, well, Jerry, you made
five hundred tonight. Well, and it's going to get paid
in the next pay round.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
There must be some there must be some system that
they've got because I imagine that because the other bit
is that you know from the area, so the table one, two, three,
like they have table numbers, yeah, and then that's your table.
And as a server, you only serve like it's very important.
You're only asked for drinks from your server. Yeah, Like
they're very territorial for the reason that they gather those tips.
(05:19):
The other weird thing that happened is something that happened
when we're at the airport. I noticed we had a
server and then sometimes their shift changes and if ever
you change over shift from one server to another and
you're still at the table, you're then asked to pay
the bill at that point, so you can tip so
that server can get the money. Otherwise the tips go
to the next server. Yeah, that's quite I mean, it's complicated,
(05:43):
but I'll tell you what it works. They had the
beer service industry in the world, although it's expensive. Yeah,
it's eating out is expensive there.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, I mean there's places you can go to those
dive bars to drink cheap. You can get five dollar
beers or whatever, which is still ten not bad. It's
cheap for the States, But you're right. I remember we
flew back in and was like, oh god, well back
and welcome back to New Zealand and grumpy fucking ass
bar staff. Yeah, rumping around.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, you can understand that you're getting paid minimum wage
and in New Zealand essentially to get kind of sometimes
especially if your waiters and stuff to kind of get
treated pretty ordinary ordinarily.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
But they still ask for a tip. These days, you
still got the tip on the on the FOS machine.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You don't have to that's true, there's no expectation, but
I in New Zealand, I tip for I don't tip
unless it's good service exceptionally. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah, did you tip your because apparently I heard the
probably a reason why my room only got serviced once
during our six nights. Did you tip your the people
who cleaned your room? I think so. I mean I
left my sheets out, like I said, outside, with a
twenty note on it. Do you tip the how do
(07:01):
you tip the apparently leave money out on the on
the kind of where the juggers and stuff. You just
I low left ten bucks in the end, it got
it got swiftly taken away, okay by the cleaners because
I think if you leave it out, But that means
don't leave money out when you're in America when you
to a room, because they'll just because I think it's
a tip.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Now, I didn't know that you meant to tip the cleaners.
I just assumed that they were paid by the hotel. Yeah,
I guess any kind of service and if you want,
if that's well, they weren't coming to our room either.
That'll be why it was weird.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
The room service thing was weird because I had to
go down to the reception so they can someone please
service my room because there's tanning shit alone my ships. Yeah,
and then you guys preloaded in my room, so there
was about two dozen beer cans. It was bottles of
tequila everywhere. It was like waking up in a stagg
do every morning.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I was like, that would have been interesting for you
because it also you and I were meant to be
rooming together. But then Tolsey, my partner, came away on
the trip, so I ended up obviously room and we
would have been controversial. If I said, well, you can
stand the room.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
With I would have appreciated because that's a lonely existence
on your own.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I reckon, just from the experience that I had taking
a partner on a work trip like that, it's actually
quite good. Yeah, it's really good if your partner likes
having fun. Yeah, it's really good because you just don't
feel like quite as much of a piece of ship
as you might normally.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I would have been quite funny at the end of
the night to say good night to Telsey and then
you just hop on.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Well, do you know what during the day you were out.
I don't know where you were, but I was in
my room, my own and Joe jury gob bless and said,
come and watch the football with us in our room,
and thank you. And I came out of the room
and I just got into his bed and we just.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was where perhaps, yeah, I just sleep, so they had.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
On I just needed well, I wasn't intending on going
to sleep. I was just pretty tired and I went
in there just for some company because I was feeling
vulnerable and alone in my own room, covered surrounded by
beer cans and tequila bottles, with my roomors and clean.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Sheets about three weeks.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Anything to make myself feel better. So the the wanks
was sitting in.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I feel fair.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Everything was going horribly wrong. So that luckily Joe invited
me in the end too, the bosom of two other
men who were feeling in a similar state. So we watched.
We watched Austin State, Austin State University of the Long Horns,
which I got their merch on.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Now, yeah, oh, there was that game that week for
about ten years.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So Long hook them. They were playing the Oklahoma so
it was a local derby. So it was a big
game played in Dallas. One hundred and something thousand people
in the stadium. Remember that the band was liked about
a thousand people in the brass Every kickoff is five
weeks going off massive over there. It was a good time.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's it's crazy. I also had the thing coming back
from a holiday. Normally I come back, well holiday work trip,
normally come back, I come back from a work trip,
and I I kind of tell a couple of stories,
but I always look at Toss's face and she just
looks completely disinterested. Yes and so, And I know the
feeling because when she's gone on work trips and come
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back and told me stories, I'm also disinterested.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I don't I don't really want to know.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, So this was nice because this was the first
time I've ever come back and we can share stories together.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yes, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
But then you told the kids and they looked at you, like, fuck.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I am I want to hear stories at home?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
How was it? It was really good. It was a festival,
was amazing weather. It was an amazing good time Austin because
I've been there before, so I kind of knew what
I was in for. But yeah, I didn't tell a
lot of stories at home. But then I went to
the school fair on Sunday Spring spring Topia. A lot
of dads wanted to know what was going on. A
lot of dads following the back bush at a lot
of dads following in on what was going on. They
(10:46):
were like, Jesus Christ, they look like a hell of
a time. And I was like, yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It was. It was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I got to say, yeah, you know all the places
that we've been to, and weirdly enough, I think because
of the time difference, it wasn't it wasn't to readjust
or maybe it was just that last year that Munich
beer Fest was it was drinking fifteen steins a day.
There was also a couple of days as quite Texas.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Two flights time are tough as well. That's seventeen hour
and that's seven hours. That's a long haul. And we're
the signs in fiction. Yeah, but we need we do
need some suggestions on next year's Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour,
because every year we go on one. Obviously we've been
to Paris, have been for the Rugby World Cup, went
to beer Fest, I went to Texas. Yeah, what's bigger
(11:31):
than Texas?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I don't know what is bigger than Texas?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Russia.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Russia, Russia, Russia. We don't want to go to Russia.
Though I'm not big on Russia. I went I organized
the Champions League was played in Russia once and I
used to I used to work for a company that
represented Vodafone and their activations like you ne fucking inflatable
football fields or whatever, and they'd go and have to
activate it all the Champions League games and the Champions
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League final was going to be in Moscow, and so
we had to take over all the stuff over in Moscow.
To do this activation. We had to tell the client
that we needed twenty thousand pounds in cash, in petty
cash to take over to bribe, to basically bribe all
the officials, because even though you had all the permits
and everything, you still had to go over and you
(12:17):
had to there was always someone with their handout that
would had to make stuff. So the clients like without
with their fingers in their ears, like we don't want
to know what's this used for, but we understand you
need twenty thousand pounds. It's fifty thousand ye zellion dollars
in cash to take over, just to dish out and bribe.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean amazing. You're even allowed to take the cash.
I guess you going you because it's not it's not Europe.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
No, it's yeah. So that's how to operate. I mean
that was that was probably a good fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
But probably got to use five thousand dollars five thousand
pounds of that cash to bribe the person to get
through the Yeah, just get through customers, just to get
your stuff, to bring the money into customers.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Oh yeah, it just gets bring the bribes in. It
didn't last long, the twenty thousand. I wasn't responsible for
dishing it out.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Did it get all spent?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah? One hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, then you.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Probably also probably you could wake up it in the
back pocket.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
A little bit of curriculars going on. But the so
no no to Russia.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Okay, we'll come back in just a moment.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
When the pimps and the queb mark drop it like
your TI, drop it like your TI, drop it like
your extra to get it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
You like it?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay, So we're going to find another place to go
next year.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Do you know what time to be at a certain time.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, it's kind of got to be around that September
October time, so late September early October is usually the
right time to do something around then. So next year
is the FIFA World Cups and in America. But we
can go back to America maybe, but yeah, yeah, the
FIFA will Cups on around that time. I don't know
(13:46):
what else is on that we can go to, or
we could just go somewhere.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
It has hosted Canada, Mexico, and the US though.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
All Mexico Mexico. So what time is that now? I
think that's June July though. I think there's that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
They're going to hold the Football Cup in July in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, it's due July.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I'm pretty sure it is huge just looking at.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That, that's a very that's gonna be like forty degrees.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
June July, Mexico in July June. It's all done by
into July.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yes, it's a little bit early unfortunately. But we could
go to Japan and go some summer wrestling.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, Japan.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's a good time to go to Japan. Isn't it
a South Korea? Anything going on there? Nothing interesting? Not
really anything in China.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
I mean, look, you go to the you go to
Disney and Shanghai. You could go to Gwan Jo or
something and get some get something made and brought it
back about quing.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
To cop that timme of year?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Where did COVID come from?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Oh, whether someone's having sex with a bat?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, province will hn't.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Jarl and check?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Well, look at what I mean, I just don't know.
The export ultra bigger than tuitored Wuhan has like a
I'm not sure. I'm not sure what'd shift much?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Person? Man, it's a huge I'm just looking at China now. Man,
it's huge, like you got, It's massive. Man.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
What about Singapore?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Singapore?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Eight floors of Singapore, So I don't know Singapore. I
don't know why anyone goes.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
It's a good place to go through.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, but to but too chiny.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, but Hong Kong has more fun than Singapore. Yeah,
Hong Kong, Hong Kong is quite cool. What about Macau, Yeah,
that's super close to Hong Kong. Vietnam anything now, I mean,
Vietnam is cheap. Yeah, we could follow the Hoteu Men trail.
Vietnam is a really good time to go to Vietnam.
Actually October, so the I'm just gonna Export Culture tour, Tom.
(16:01):
I mean it's yeah, it's a tour of duty of sorts.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, there's something that bad taste saying it's a tour
of duty and we're just going to go drink past
when people actually went on a proper tour of duty.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Probably, Well it's a long time ago. I don't know. Cambodia, No, Thailand, Oh.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Export big U into it a Bangkok? I just I
just I watched. I just finished the latest series of
White Lotus on the plane on the way home. So
we're not going to Bangkok. Okay, that's that scene, the
scene involving the guy who likes to get pigged.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh how's that?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
How is that? So that they had that on the plane?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Did they?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yes? Because I watched. The only time I get to
watch any sort of series back to back is on
a plane. So I watched White Loatus Series two on
an Emirates flight and then I said, when we land,
I said, what's all this White Lotus about? It sucks
like it just dragged on, nothing happened. Now, like what
about the three three someome sixteen? I mean, what three
some sixteen? Because I was on the Emirates. They cut
(17:08):
all of that out. Any bit of kind of juicy
ship that was was cut out, So I had no idea.
And then I watched season three in News You Good
Old in New Zealand, No cudding that. I actually looked
around it. One stage I was like, see if anyone's
looking at my screen, because there's there's some banging going
on in it. Yeah, but yeah, that's kind of put
me off, okay, specially with a group of people, because
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there'd be one person who does like that, who wants
to feel like.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
The Yeah there, Argentina, I'm just leaving South.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
That's a good time. I did get chased.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Have you been to Bornes? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I been. Yeah, I got chased back to my hotel
by a textuve with a knife.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, that's quite I had some friends that ended up
in the police cell there.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, it's kind of it's great times, good times, but
loose flips. Yeah that's pretty loose flips pretty.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Quick though, does it.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah. I had a friend who came with me, Tristan.
He's absolute piece of shit, lives in Chile, listens to
the podcast. Hence why I'm telling him calling me a
piece of shit. He for some reason, all three University
would would always be the one starting in the fight
with a taxi driver or it's some sort of some
sort of niggle, whether he's opening his glove box or
lighting his fucking seat cover on fire.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh god, just okay, just sounds like a libility.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
So anyway, we're in it, and he speaks fluent Spanish
because he lives in Chili, and I heard the conversation
between him and the text roll. I'm in the back,
and you can hear this. It was getting louder and louder,
and it was like I saw heard like a put
d or something, some whore or whatever. And then he
jumps out and looks back at me and goes run,
and I was like fuck oh, and so I jump
out the back. The guy reaches over grabs his fucking knife.
(18:46):
We're sprinting down the street to our hotel. Luckily our
hotel was like two hundred meters away. Burst into the
hotel like it was the be swiping your card to
get into. The doors open. We run and the doors closed,
and he's just closed in time and he's banging on
the door on the other side.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What did he say to the guy?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I don't know he would have because you know, like,
what's this when you My biggest sensult was that you
call them mamma yeah or something.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, it doesn't seem like they're insulting to maybe anyway.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
So yeah, good time though. I had a great time.
Lots of red wine, lots of lots of steak, lots
of absolute smoke shows running around me, and like saying
for the mums and the.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Dances plenty off of the so I mean, yeah, I
mean I know that the steak's amazing over there.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
What about what about Rio? We met some friends in
the airport who were hereded to Rio for the Torio
de Janeiro for the UFC. Didn't we Yeah we did.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I mean, I don't know if we go with them?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
No, I wouldn't. I know, I wouldn't go with them.
They look like they paid for their trip purely in cash.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah gee, how many how many direckon they took over?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Because that would be it was about it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Them pretty expensive?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
It would be very expensive.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I don't know's there's a travel agent rolling I have
a lot of cash then trying to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I mean, Rio is quite a hard place to get to. Yeah,
so you have to fly into Santiago, Lan Chile, and
then you've got to fly across on some horrific flight
that will probably land you in the Andes and you
have to eat yourself. Yeah, I mean it could be
the Exportlture.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Eat, Export Culture, Beer Cannibalism tour.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Okay, well let's wipe South America off it.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I don't I mean, look, no, hold on, I'm open
to South America, but I'm just I just don't know.
October South America, you've got Bolivia.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I mean, have you read that book Marching Powder to
Bolivia to Peru, The Marching Powder. You would read the
book Marching Powder whereas about a British guy gets put
in jail and Bolivia I have read that. It's amazing.
We can do a tour of the prison.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I mean, Bolivia, it's a big country. Actually, just looking
at Bolivia here, Peru is closer because Belivia's slightly inland.
Lapez is the capital of Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Do you prefer Bolivian or Peruvian?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'd say Bolivian. Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Also, Colombia is quite close to Columbia of course, and
Ecuador you.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Could go visit the hippos.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I think.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Lenezuela.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
There's a level of us not coming home about South
America that I've getting.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Where's the.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Nations Championship? The World Rugby Nations Championship starts next year.
That's mid year and end of year windows.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Are they playing there? Is it Saudi Arabian?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, I guess it would be.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I guess it would be Saudi. It doesn't say here
that or.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Is that Carnival?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Oh Jesus, I think Rio came Canaval?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
When is it?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Thank God?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Open?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I think if I took my back bush over to
the Rio Carnival, that would actually would break the internet. Well,
they're not big on here are.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
They wouldn't make it out alive that backbush A strap
ons one, the formula one.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
That was always going to happen, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay? So here are that?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Here are the cultural and religious festivals in October?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Okay Dewali?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh, India and India celebrated in October Yom Kapper. So
we could go to Israel and do that.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Pass on it. I don't think that's Halloween, Oh Halloween
and America. When we were there, there's still two weeks away.
They were going hard like everywhere was just rammed. It
would be quite a fun place to be for Alloween, the.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Mid autumn festival and chain that where they share they
gathered together amongst families and sheer moon cakes. I don't
know if that's going to work for breast cancer awareness.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Okay, I don't know who is that the exploit?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Where is it.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Bergarden to breast cancer awareness? I don't know that's going
to work. Be a great national day for disaster reduction. Well,
the thing is we're going to create disasters on it.
We tend to create disasters in History months, problematic hatching dragons?
(23:13):
Where's that?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It sounds quite good? Hitching dragons.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Hitching dragons sounds what.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
At music festival outside Austin City International Old International, Old People's.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Day on the first of.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
That's right, you can maybe History months. Maybe you could
do that. You could bring your grandparent with you, so
if you want it, you had to bring your grandparent.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
What about rash Hashana? It's the Jewish hole. We don't know. Again,
that's not going to work. Never it's another Hindu festival.
I mean that looks quite fun, but it's quite and
he's quite hard to get to well, and he's not
too bad.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Do you fly into Singapore or Dubai and Singapore. It's
a short flight from Singapore. It's not too bad, Okay,
I mean it would be fun. Well, we should try
and get to the IPL next year.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Okay, but that's May. It's not Interestingly, it doesn't mean
anything about October Fist in here. But I guess that's
earlier on, isn't it. Okay, hatching dragon? Should people let
us know? Yeah, some suggestions. I maybe does it have
to be October?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
It could be September. It probably could be November, to
be honest, So it could be November.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
November, October.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
November just gets quite busy than that Tommy year for
a lot of people. Yeah, you know, it's kind of
November December is kind of real nigli for a lot
of people. But for the right thing, we could we
could go again. When we go somewhere, we could go
back to October Fish.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I'd go back there in a heartbeat. I'd go back
there in World events in September twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I know I'm not technically any part of the SEC,
but what would I have to do if you're going
to October Fist? What would I have to do to
come along, Kelm and I.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah, that's quite extreme.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I was just checking it out there.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I think you just had to buy a lot of
export tracker.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
I can do that and uh yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
And Todd let me go.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
No, okay, no, good luck?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
All right, I am I here the rest of the week.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You are sorry about that. We realize you've signed up.
Did sentence? Really, isn't it. It's not too bad.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
It's not too bad. I've got there's worth ways to go.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Okay,
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