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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodarchy break for show find the Perfect Gift idea

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and nail Father's Day this year with Bunning straight.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Gurbony walking along to the Hidachie Briekfast Tuesday, the second
of September, the second day of Spring. My names Jeremy
Wells has been nice Stewet.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Good morning, Jeremy, Good morning. We'red A good morning, so
Goodrning New Zealand. And a very special good morning to
people who park so far up your freckle that they
box you in and you can't get out in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
So I'd like a specific things happened to you, the nice.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
People in general. I hope you're having a great Tuesday
wherever you are, and I hope you've really enjoyed squeezing
so far into the park that no one else can
move their target on you.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Ah. While we're talking personal admin, I've got an issue
with the group policy client. At the moment, I'm still
waiting for the group policy client. I've got the swirling
wheel of death.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
So it is a yeah, this is the swirling thing
of death that we get on our computers whenever we login,
probably once a week. Would you say, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Think that's what happens when you have computers from the
late nineties. Yeah, I mean. And the reason that I
know that these are from the late nineties is because
I've basically been here since the late nineties and the
computer hasn't changed.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, we're the running Windows ninety five I have in
the studio here. The disadvantage you're at is that you
actually share that computer with another person. So Minogue comes
in and says, we use it, and he does log
in and out of that. Now, because Jason Hoyt doesn't
log in or out of this computer, I'm sweet and
I never get the group policy client because it's only
made that logs in.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah. The worst thing you have to deal with is
little bits of selo tape on the screen from where
he's taken pieces of paper and sellotape them to the screen.
I would them out.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I would put chewed up bits of nicorette, put back
into the packet and then left on the table up there.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, now that is up there, that will.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Probably be Yeah. Number two. You will note that the
only bit of mess been left in the studio since
we've cleaned it out is the rundown of the bigture,
which I think Jason Hoyt genuinely and as hard of
hearts believes I'm leaving it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, and a couple of COVID cups as well a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Of updates on the studio funk Schway operation today which
will keep you posting.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
On Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Sorry, the Group Policy client's still still got the twely
wheel of.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Death stimied you. I know this is this is heartbreaking
to see, particularly because I had a picture that I
wanted to share with you that I thought might interest you.
I know you can see it over Ruda's shoulder.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
It's about what a meter and a half away from
your Jerry.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I can see that, Ruter, I can see that picture.
If I can just use your computer router, that would
be great.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay, you let me know if you need me to
scroll down, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
And I mean, it's very polite of the Group Policy
client to ask to be waited for, but I don't
really get a choice. Please wait for the Group policy
clients like, well, please, I didn't have a choice.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
What's some other options? Yeah? The image I wanted to
present to you was by way of a fun fact
that you know any self respecting breakfast radio show will
share with their listeners. And the fun fact this morning, Jerry,
is you can see in that image is the town
of Westport, which you would could you you would assume
is one of the more western ports that we have
in our country.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I certainly it's on the west coast of the South Island.
It is the it was the western port in the
eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It is east of Dunedin. It lies east of Doneda
flies right, I a significant margin to probably about one
hundred k's.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
So if you draw a line due north from Dunedin.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, that line will be about one hundred k's west
of Westport.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
That is fascinating, isn't it. Yes, it just goes to
show New Zealand. It lies at a very unusual angle, on.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
A cute angle, almost forty five degrees, such that blend
Him is further north than Wellington, you know, and.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Also I believe Farewell spit is further north and palms
to north.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Really yeah, yeah, I mean you can see it from Kapadi.
Our listeners in Kapity will know that. On a clear
day you can see the sounds sort of. So yeah,
just a bit of geographical chat to start here.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, I'm just having a look about picture now. I mean,
the people of Westport will be possibly shot, so it
should maybe change its name.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah. Well that's that's the first thing I want to
petition for us, for Westport to stop lying for the
rest of the country and telling people that they are
our most western port because they're not. And I think
we'd all agree with that.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Just Port.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Can we just go with Port?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well another one. You know, the Europeans that arrived here
decided to name something not very interesting names. I mean
the North Island, the South.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Island, you know, nice Stuart Island.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, well that was one of the interesting ones.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, the prophecy foresaw me coming, so they thought that
name the island in advanced.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Good on the Northland, Southland, Southwestland, Southwestland. Yeah, I mean,
could you give it something else? Fjord what's in Fjordland?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Fjords, east coast, the west coast, the west coast, which
I mean this may shock you and maybe pull over
before I tell you that if you live in the
South Island, the North Island also has a west coast,
and that's going to shock a lot of people. I
don't think a lot of South Islanders know that the
Central Plateau boring name, boring part of the country.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh yeah, no one wanted spect whereabouts would you find
the central Plateau.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's the central like right in the central North Island.
It's the but that goes up can Plateau.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Right, Oh, it goes up.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, it's remarkable. The north Shore, the north Shore.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
That reminds me of the ads that used to be
on TV all the time, that real estate agent the
north Shore. We love it.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't know if we do.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
The number one thing, and this is to Auckland centric,
I'm aware, but the number one thing that people that
live in Auckland, specifically people that live on the north Shore,
they will tell you not that far from town. Anyone
that lives anywhere that tells you it's not that far
from town. That's because it's miles away from town. Because
you've never heard someone that lives in town say not
that far from town.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yes, hey, we've got a curtain in the studio.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Hey we'll get to that, Jerry, Well, bloody, get to that, mate.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Not only a curtain, a curtain in a bag.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
A curtain of substance, a curtain of style. We will
tell you after seven o'clock. Why we've got that curtain
in here, and how we've managed to do that?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Curtain of national significance.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It is a curtain of national significance.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Jerry and Miniah the hod Ikey Breakfast. The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
k Morl.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Today is the second of September twenty twenty five, And
on this day, I've actually been really enjoying keying tabs
on World War Two as it progresses. For the Magic
of Today Tomorrow, this ongoing.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
World War two series that we've been running, I think.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
We've been sent to season desist from the rest is history.
You're putting us out of business.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
What is happening in the will of World War two today? Minight?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Glad you asked Yery? It ended today nineteen forty five,
Japan formally surrenders aboard the USS Missouri, bringing World War
Two to a close. It is known as VJ Day,
Victory over Japan Day.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
All the good news is though, because obviously World War
II went for six years, so we can go back
tomorrow to something that happened in nineteen thirty nine, or
nineteen forty or nineteen forty one or plenty happening during
World War Two.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's a good point. Actually, at any given day, there
will always be something that had happened in World War Two.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
You may have noticed as well, it does seem to
be World War season, because there was quite a bit
on World War One weeks ago too, like Friends Ferdinand
getting shot right, and they're like, oh, we're going to
have to have another World war.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
It says a lot about a person. I'm very much
a World War two person. I prefer World War two
fives to choose a world war, I'd go with World
War two. I'm more interesting.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I do too because of the myth. The myth helps, it's.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Just one of the components. But I just think they
were more. It felt more like a world war.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Look, respectfully, call the shit in World War two. You
know they were only just get starting to get planes
up in World War One. World War two, they were
doing all sorts and obviously culminating with the most destructive
weapon we've ever invented.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, I mean world War one, come on, it wasn't
really a World war. I mean, there's nothing happening in America.
It was the European War. Yeah, it was just Europe
and a little bit of I think a bit of
the Middle East was chucked in there as well. But
what about Africa? What about South America? What about the.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Pacific spirit of thought?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
For them?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
And they must that's right? What about that World War?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I was thinking about them.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't think it was a world War. I very Eurocentric.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
But I would also say that once you hit thirty,
particularly as a man, war history just comes so fascinating
to you. And because I grew up and my father
was a soldier, so I grew up around and so
for the Long Star, I was like, come on, dad, boring,
who cares now? And I'm thirty?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
And then what did they do?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I know, I'm guarted because my great uncle, who was
alive until I was fifteen, who did tell good stories,
was a major in World War two, accepted a surrender Trieste,
all of this sort of stuff like that. Told Yeah,
I just wish i'd mind it more.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I told the story I think the other day about
a great uncle of mine who used to use newspapers
around the walls of his house on the floor because
he went blind, so that he could tell whether he
was about to walk into the wall if he sat
on a newspaper. He fought in World War two and
the story from him was that a grenade got him
and they had to put all his insides back and
pinned him with a hair clip that he had brought

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from his beloved back home.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's good, key Ingine, it isn't it.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah? I don't know whether that's true or not, but.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's good done.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Glandy no longer with us, but Shadow.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Rest in peace, Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Ding one nil Ruder nineteen sixty gold Now for KIWI
runners at the Rome Olympics, Peter Snell won the eight
hundred meters and Murray Hellberg won the five thousand.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Not as interesting as World War two, No.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Both coached by Arthur Lydiad Snall cruise through the three
qualifying rounds and then won the Olympic and then minutes
later Helberg wind up in the final of the five
k for which he had qualified easily. Running to a
plan set by Lydia. The bist hit the field with
three laps to go. That is the way. That is
the way. Kewi's race is get way out in front
of every run and then just see if you can hold.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It and they don't get run down.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's like a maide of mind. Dad would always give
us the same advice at the start of the cross
country every year. Start off flat out and gradually get faster.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Peter Snell, big unit. I've put on his New Zealand
jacket so like you know, the with the silver fern
on it. Let everyone wore to the Olympics. And he's tall,
like six foot two. Yeah, we get a run out
that would be that tall and that that's strong. That
he was No, it was no rexy, that's visual.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Is it a backhander to be taller than six foot
two and tell a man who is six foot two
that he's quite tall? Is it a backhanded compliment?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Thank yeah, I think it is. Nineteen ninety five, Michael
Jackson went to number one on the US charts with
I different care.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Would have been a terrible soldier. Terrible soldier, absolutely terrible soldier.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Look espionage though, all right, Jerry pick to this. You're
in the trenches, you're you're a sergeant or something. You've
got your week office off to the side of the trench,
and in the middle of the night you wake up
to this guy he hanging his way into your to
your quarter. The enemy would run Dude, tell you What.
It was the first song to debut at number one

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on the Billboard Hot one hundred. Jackson was married to
Lisa Marie Preesley at the time. She appears in the
video where both of them are top.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Us what a marriage that was?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Well, how about this for a marriage. This song was
actually written by R. Kelly. Oh, it was a huge
Michael Jackson van.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh, yeah, no wonder, it's no wonder. I hate it.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, that's right, it makes sense now. Jackson asked Kelly
to write a song for him after hearing the nineteen
ninety three hit Bump and Grind I Don't see nothing wrong. R.
Kelly went straight to the studio and came up here Man,
which he wrote in Jackson style.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
It's a key change, guys.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh, I'm shout out to Elvis and subsequently Lisa Marie
Presley because I feel like every girl that was born
in the sixties seventies their middle name was Marie, every
single one of them. I guarantee you, yeah, my mother's
name Lisa Marie.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Good book that Lisa Marie Presley book, really good book.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I've heard that born on this day. He is sixty one.
Keanu Marie Reeves, actor and musician from the Matrix John
Work and also played bass in the band Dog Star Lennox.
Marie Lewis is sixty former heavyweight boxing champion and Selma
Marie Hayak fifty nine. Today OSCAR nominated actress and still
doing the damn thing from Dustill dorm Man. Have you

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seen that movie? No spoilers, but if you've not seen
that movie or MVU, go and watch it. That is
the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Tomorrow for Tuesday, the
twod of September twenty twenty.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
Five, Jerry and Midnight they breakfast Time for your latest
sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
The bear for here Racy Erasmus has urged against fans
thinking the All Blacks legacy is collapsing after one away
loss to Argentina. Alright, is he? I like that. It's
just sort of bringing something up that nobody suggested and
then saying that, I know a lot of people are
saying that the All Blacks legacy has collapsed.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
We don't think that.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
We don't think that at all.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I want to make one I want to make one
thing clear. I do not think the All Blacks legacy
is grumbling under the Garrent administration. Do you reckon? He's
brought us traffic lights with them. I'm hearing reports that
they landed on Sunday and drunk a pub dry. That's
that is what I'm here.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
A friend of mine was on the flight with them
from Sydney and said that they are huge. One guy
I was going down the aisle and I think it's
the prop that blonde haired, that giant blonde head prop.
But I can't remember his name, and he's not I
feel like I want to say, you want to say

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something like I want to say Mule, but it's defically
not Mule, not Dwayne. And and he knocked. He was
so wide that he knocked my friend's head or my
friend's ear as he went past, and then apparently turned
around and sorry, I'm very recorriting. It's incredibly apologetic.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I've been on a float with offs before and he
politely waited until everyone had sat down before he started
boarding because he can't fit down the aisle. And I
was like, that is good, good self awareness from him.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
He can't even fit sideways down.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
He can't, it can't.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I mean, that's impressive. The Springbolt's coach has fronted his
first media conference of Test week in Auckland as he
counts down to said day's match to Eden, Park Resmas
says their opponents are a good team, despite speculation to
the Contrie.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
As he brought us traffic lads with them to you.
It's good eating and good eating in South Africa. Two
dollars forty you good will eat? Do you watch your mouth?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's some good I think the All Blacks will win toorate,
but I because they're playing it. I always beat the
All Blacks.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
How many years you'd.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Want mowenty four? Mate? I was there?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, thirty fifty tests undefeated, the.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Try from the end of the earth, thirty one years,
fifty tests here you'd want more than two dollars fifty
to break down? Hoodoo? I would anyway, But I don't know.
You might be autle there burning flags.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, they'll be massively motivated South Africa because they'll know
that this possibly might be their time. Yeah, and how crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
He's going to give them some speech before the game.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
They'll come out like they're on the glass barbie again.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
You say you die for your country, but you lie.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
No regrets from Wellington Finish general manager David Dome over
his choice of words after the A League club's admission
from the inaugural Oceania Professional next year Auckland FC and
christ A United We're chosen as the preferred teams from
New Zealand. In a statement, Dome called the move nonsensical
with the team being a professional club at Oceania for
eighteen seasons.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Why should he walk back any of those words unless
he missed speled nonsensical.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Now he didn't by the looks of it, and Adelaide
thirty six is center Ben Christie will miss the start
of the NBL basketball season with a fractured vertebrae and
his neck after a backboard collapse on him during practice.
Backboard we won't require surgeries, expected to make a full recovery.
Good jeez, the backward collapse. I've dunk in it and

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then it went and came down.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I haven't seen that since Shack a backboard collapsing, the
full shatter. Yeah, I think he had three to his name.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Jerry Aman nine, the Hodiarchy, breakfast.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Let's get on the paperwork so you don't have to
do These are stories making news today? What was stories
that are in the Herald, the New Zealand Herald, the
actual paper.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, the actual paper. Greece en Lightning is the headline
of the travel section of the Hill, one of the
byways of Greece. Here, I have been to grease what
do you make a grease God? Greece is nice. Yeah,
it's a great place.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
The people like super so stupidly like actually embarrassingly friendly.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You run into Plato on them.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I didn't run into Plato, but I did run into
a few people who insisted that I go into their
house and they cook food for me. Is that right? Yeah?
On an island that I went to called Sifnos, which
is in the Cyclodes South, you know of Athens, you know,
like Santorini and Mikonos and all those.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
One thing, it's an island called I think I've got
a cream for that?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
And and it was it's not a it's not a
super teristy one. But I was just walking on the
street and some and that they have donkeys that deliver
fruit and vegetables that go up and down the alleyways
and stuff. Very cool. And in this woman who was
very interested and tolds you know, and she took us
into the house. Next thing, you know, she's cooking. She

(17:06):
didn't speak english's cooking for us, and I'm trying to say,
you don't need to cook. Next thing, you know, we're
eating chickpea balls at her house. Cheese. You can't really
understand what we're saying. It's just like they want to
bring into their house. They want to feed you. Everybody
wants to feed you. Yeah right, that's ridiculous hospitality.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
What is it about me that whenever I go to
another country and they'm overly friendly, like massively friendly like that,
I'm always.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Like, what's going on here? In South Island?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's a South Island. Send the South Island and a
Fiji and you'll be walking along the beach, some local
happy as big a smile in and then as they
walk off, you're like, I bet that guy's, you know
a bit he slagging me off after his guy's problem
because in my mind he's going pulla Then he walks
past their kid. Yeah, that's exactly what. That's a South

(17:58):
Island for sure.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
So anyway, great grape blay. Yeah, Hey, I saw Yesterdam
the news and I see Summut streets as China's rolling
global order as a story about Jijing Pang meeting Vladimir
Poot What what is Xijingping? All photos with Ping? He
just he's got this look in his face. Now, he's
just so unimpressed with the person who is meeting. Have
you noticed that, yes, someone's just dropped their guts in

(18:22):
front of him or something. He just looks he's just
got this look on his face, like I can't be bothered.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Way, have have you noticed at the at the risk
of getting the studio blown up by a Chinese warship
off the coast of Auckland Harbor, it kind of looks
like winning the poop so much so much that you
know how they they brought out their own version of
chat GPT or ai whatever, I forget what it was

(18:47):
called whale something like that. Anyway, it was inundated, flooded
with requests to make Jinping into winning the poop and
imagine into winning the poo, and so that he banned it.
So if you go on to the their vision of
chet GBT and try and make Jesu and Bang look
like or if you ask it who he looks like

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at one's here.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
It's very subversive. The Chinese are really subversive and think
that that's very real based and everyone's following the rules.
It's like, nah, that's that undermines you in a whole
other way. But I'd love to know what he does, Like,
where does he what's his bedroom look like? Does he
have servants and stuff? He tires on tie?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
I would say yeah, I would say yeah, you wouldn't
be trusting a lot of people around your neck if
you're that kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Charles doesn't tie his own time, doesn't he? Nah, he's
got a valet.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
And then the other one there is, there's that prince
that also doesn't sweet Ah Andrew hold on King Charles.
I've seen fights his fingers. He couldn't tie his own time.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
He looks.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, he looks like a retired dairy farmer. Yeah, he's
got weird hands out, bloody big. Never done a day's
work in his life. No, Yeah, nifty fifty. Porscha Woodman's
another story on her breaking New Zealand tri scoring record.
Now they are saying that she is the all time
trice scoring leader in test matches for New Zealand. She's

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over throwing Doug Howlett.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Jug Hawleett was the record holder.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Style one of my my favorite one of my favorite
players as a kid was Dougie Style, and that's because
he had one of the highest ratings like speed rating
on Rugby five and Rugby sex. So if you manage
to get Dougy Style and your team, you're away.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
He's a good man too, great guy, great guy, good
looking sucker.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
So that's it. That's that's all the stuff. That's something
the news today. It's not really much. Everything that wasn't
much was that?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh and another thing about foreign buyers being allowed let
in but only aft buying a house that's worth five
million dollars or more.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, can I afford my grocery?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Stauran, let's talk curtains after seven o'clock because we with
this guy. Yeah yeah, do the kittens match the carpet.
We've we've done a field trip. We've had a field
trip this morning, yep, over to the other side of
the building and we have come back with bounty. It's
the Hiderchy.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Breakfast Jerry and Mini the hold Iarkey Breakfast. Jerry and
Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
We have launched an endeavor to functuate the studio. We
got master you and the studio. You MAT's in the
video you may have heard him live on air to
come in and give us a because look, let's be honest,
the three men in this room, and I think men
in general terrible at interior decorps, and so we needed
a couple of pointers as to how to make this
studio a bit more functional. We all agreed it was

(21:35):
an absolute fuster to cluck and thank you. And one
of the theories that I've long held, and I know
you agree with me, Jeremy, is that the inside of
your room, the inside of your car, is a direct
parallel to what the inside of your brain looks like.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
So if you're turning up every day into a studio
in our situation that was just full of crap, essentially
your brain is full of crap.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's right, And it's a hard environment to make good radio.
And I think that's you know, there's our show is
a testament to that. We've made some terrible radio in
the studio.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, Master, you didn't know about the terrible radio we made,
but he certainly felt fung shway. He said it was
an interesting thing. Yeah, the functuy was off, and a
lot of it was the fact that there's a lot
of glass, which means that there's a lot of energy
coming in because glass lets energy in, and then there's
also you need to balance it out with a little
bit of negative. And that's not positive. That's not negative.

(22:27):
It's not like that. It's just it means that it's
kind of overwhelming. So we need some curtains. We decided
we need some curtains to protect the glass.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
And I found some. They were at the Hits studio,
John O, Bin and Meghan. They had some and so
we went and had a yarn to them this morning
about getting those curtains.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
Now, we've been sort of negotiating behind the scenes and
on radio about a curtain that we had in the studio.
You guys have had your eye on it. To be honest,
we wanted to get rid of it. So it's played
into your hands.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
We mate what's worked out great. One man's trash, another
man's trust. We had a funk sue expert in Master
You who is telling us that, as you guys have
learned in this studio, there's too much positive energy that
comes through these glass windows. It is. Now we've tried
to counteract that with negative energy on air, but evidently
we've been overwhelmed, so we need curtains. And I came
in to ask you guys where you got your kuns from,

(23:18):
and you said we can have one if you want.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah, we said that, and then we had to okay
it with the bosses. But the good news is the
big bosses have said you can have it.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
One of the two curtains. We don't know what's having
with the second one.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, hold on, you can have it. I mean I
was curtains.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
We okay, this is where the trade gets awkward.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
It's a big curtain.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I just heard. I heard.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
For some reason, I just wanted to block out the
alleyway energy there though, are you where our boss just
stands some vapes? That's all the positive energy is one
that is one of the issues. But then there's also
the other window. It's where the big bosses can come around.
So we're trying to completely stone you want a little
bit of positive energy.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Unfortunately, though that there's been a woman that's been arriving
recently that's been crying every day on her phone, So
also we're trying to block that out.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
If we possibly she does a studio to Megan does
it all the time.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
I's gonna say sorry, I won't walk. It's working with us,
is breaking it down.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
So it's a it's a curtain.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Singular singular, but it's a big one. It's a great curtain. Well,
I can't help. But notice, I thought you guys are
getting rid of the curtains and you've kept the rail.
Now the rail too, well, I mean, what are we
going to hang the curtain on? We don't know how
you probably there's plenty of rails in the studio. I
don't know if we can hang a curtain off any

(24:39):
of them. But okay, so one curtain. Well, we haven't
shown up empty handed either. Jerry's brought a korha. This
is something that's near and dear to him that he
thought you guys could benefit from.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yes, is the mouse trap the clever killer. It's from
good nature? Thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's your main rat trap.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
It's good to know, yeh. Trap or traps?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
How many? Just a trap?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's the one?

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Yeah, okay, traps, But that's fine.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
At the corner of the studio. Hopefully.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
If you got to write a problem with hodak or not, well, yeah,
well piss problem.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
The official handing over ceramony. I think it's even been
to bloody regal dry cleaners as well.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
It's we folded, dry clean covered and plastic as well.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
And it's it's it's resplendent and gray, isn't it beautiful?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Gray Male millennial Gray official curtain ceremony.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
There we go, okay, and will we clap.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
So heavy to get rid of that curtain? But you're
clapping it out.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
And we will let you know we don't.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Well, our show doesn't want the other curtain, but that's
not that's not up to us.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, will you guys keep working on that. We'll try
and find another humane rat trap and maybe we can
work out another deal. I reckon might be ten dollars
fifty a curtain rail, even cheap at Bunning's I reckon.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. All right, Well, thanks guys, loving
your business?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Are there? So there it is. The curtain now is
in our studio, it's wrapped in our bag, it's been laundered,
it's been dry cleaned, it's been pressed.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
And as has been the case throughout this entire process,
it's just presented a couple more problems with us for
us and how do we put it on the roof there?
We need a rail now, is anyone going to rail
that they could give us for a curtain for a curtain.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Jerry in the night the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
All right, so we are't look, we're going places. We
have got rid of the crap out of our studio.
We've given it to a whole lot of listeners. We've
now gone across to the Hits. We have stolen their curtain,
which need to find a way of putting it up.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yes, okay, well someone's just texted and you could have
my old rails the sun baked and yellow and they're
in Crushhurch. That's all right, okay, so we need to
get a set of rails from Crosses to Auckland. We
still need to get their guitar from Auckland to d
Need and.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, look I think today what we should do is
we should take another field trip. Yep ye, and we should.
They definitely have curtain rails of Bunnings. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
The problem yeah honey pee, well, oh no they will.
Then the issue is which one of us is going
to install the curtain rails.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
What does anyone have a letder? We can grab that
from Bunnings as well, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
But also while we're there, we need a vacuum for
the studio. Okay, that's not really decor but functionality. We
need that. Let's we need a shopping list.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, let's write a shopping list. So we need first things. First,
curtain rail yep, and I've got a I've got a
drill so i can install the curtain rail as long
as it's the right link. But my concern is that
how do we how do we get the link right?
I don't want to do the rail of the rail. Yeah,
you know this is a very We've got to take measurements.

(27:48):
We're gonna take measurements of the studio. We can't go
in there without measurements.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
So first thing we need to buy, take measure Well,
i'll just paste it out.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Ye you're going to.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Paste it out. Also, we've only got the curtain itself.
As if that curtain too long, let's face at the
HIT studio way bigger than ours.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
We don't even know how long the curtains out of.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
It doesn't matter. You can just bunch of curtain up.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
As long as it's too long, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
It's pretty short.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Too short it's going to be it's going to be
too short.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Which point we put it on my wall, it's.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Going to be too Actually, that one's shorter over there,
so maybe it'll end up over that side.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
And so then the next couple of things that they
suggested were greenery. I don't think that's going to be
a problem at Bunnings. I think we'll just go in
there and pick which ever greenery looks good. I think
one for this side of the studio, one for that side.
Maybe a smaller succulent for the table perhaps.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, definitely, some plants would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
They said ceramic as well, so I suspect whatever we
put the greenery and needs to be in ceramics.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yep, I think a gray gray ceramic would be good.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
That's right. And then what's the other thing? Wa water feature?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Now there are a couple of options there. There will
definitely be options at Bunnings for water features. But do
we want do we want a water feature or do
we want a bar? Because Master you did say that
it just has to have some there needs to be
some fluid.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah in the studio. Yeah, okay, I mean I'd quite
like a bar. Well, polkenos dots. Why don't we put
a water, self contained water feature in and just fill
it with spirits. We could do that like a vodka feature.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Would it Kelly Export Ultra to give us a tap, oh,
a tap.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
For the studio and they would have small bar fridges
as well. At Bunning's right, surely, pretty sure, I've seen those.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
And we can run a keg.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
We can just always be running an export otric keg
a cigerator in the corner of the studio.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I like the cudd of your job, Jeremy, give it
out and then so there.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
So I just like to think outside them. I mean,
we've got a bear. I don't know. I think so okay,
we've got plants, we've got curtain rawl, we've got ceramic pots,
we've got plants.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
We just need a cigerator for the corner.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
We just need the keg. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I still like the idea. Yeah, that'll be our water feature.
I still like the idea of a water feature annoyingly
dribbling away in the middle of the studio.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
And the other one master you because I did suggest
to howm a Urine all and he wasn't opposed to that.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
No, he wasn't He said that it'd be fine. I'm
kind of opposed to that.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, did he know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I don't know. I think you could have said anything
and he was going to agree with you, to be fair.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, okay, so we're going to do it. Let's do
a mission after the show, all right, do a mission
to Bunning's.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
All right, we'll head out to Bunnings, we'll steal someone's
credit card from out the office, and we should be
all wrapped and done by the end of the week.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
That's the next problem. Who's paying for this?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
So Toddy, Jerry and Mian Night, the Hotarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
O Lucky, Biggest Lose. It's been made aware that we
are now six months into this process.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Well, let's go right back to the beginning. You split
your pants at the gym, you decided that you're a
p O.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
S NO, and youself getting under.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Starting away was one twelve, Starting w was one twelve.
Now I think what I've fallen victim to is not
having a finish line, and at some point we're going
to need to draw one. I think end of the
year as the finish line. Twelve pillows a lot.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
We've all got to finish line.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Oh, we've all got to finish line, whether we know
it or not, all the way down to let's be honest,
plateaued over the last few few weeks.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, you got down to a one oh six one
oh five sort of environment from one twelve, which is
which is good. Yeah, and then you sort of bounced
back up a little bit to one oh seven point
eight and week twenty.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
One and ben plata since halfway through this thing, let's
be honest.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, I like you week ten. Oh look at one
oh eight point Now.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
You think that's a helpful thing to say, but that's
what wakes me up in a cold sweat in the
middle of the day. I like you when you were
fat one.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I liked you at one o nine point one for
some reason. I know what it was, but it's got
something about when I want nine point one that I liked.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Following you around to the tuber who you were. And
so today I've weighed myself this morning. Last week I
was one o five point nine this weekenned. I had
had a good weekend in terms of eating, except for
Friday night. Warriors are on fair enough. We went and
got a pizza. They had a deal where you got

(32:19):
some ice cream as well. With the pizza.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Warriors seem to be your gateway drug.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
They are. They opened things up for you. Get out
of the fridge. Yeah, and I'm doing the other thing
that happened over this weekend by way of an excuse,
is a storm hit and I was basically shut it
inside stuff to get outside for a run. When it's yeah,
that's true, you know what I mean, that's true.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
With the Warriors. It might be all that sponsorship because
they do have a lot of a lot of fast
food sponsorship going on, so it's working.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Maybe that's working, yes, yeah, against me.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Anyway, I also wonder if there's any correlation between weight
loss and weight gain depending on the Warriors winning or lose.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Well, you've got the stands there ready.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
You could go and I have to go down.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
You could get AI to graph my weight loss journey
against winds losses the Warriors. That would be quite interesting.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
So last week and week twenty five, you're at one
oh five point nine and we were we were cracking
the corks.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yes, this morning, I am one one hundred, yeah and
six flats on this Basically I'm up one hundred grams
what I would like. I would like to make a
plea bargain with you. Jeremy Wells. We used to do
the segment on a Thursday. We moved it to Tuesday,
and that was just because we had so many segments

(33:39):
on a Thursday already we had to try and make
room for it. My plea bargain is, I would like
because the lightest I am in the week is it's
actually Saturday, but Friday. This week just been I was
one oh five point one, which is the lightest I've
ever been.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
There's nearly one o four.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's nearly one oh four. And so my plea bargain
to you is, if I can post a score in
the one oh fours by Friday, will you agree to
move the segment back to Friday. It just works better
with being able to work towards it across the week.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I've got another idea for you. How about you weigh
yourself all week from now until then, from now until
whenever next Tuesday, and then we take your lowest each
week each week.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Okay, I think we did say this last week and
I forgot to write them down.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Okay, so why don't we just do that? Because that
way we you know what I mean. So the lowest
of any week. Yeah, I think that's what we need
to get to.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Like your handicaps go up, you can go down. Oh
you do, and it's a handicaps.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
You take of course rating, it is my class rating.
I think one of the issues obviously is as consistency
for me, I guessue. And then the other issue is,
for whatever reason, Tuesday is by far my heaviest day.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
You probably you're probably actually taking on some fluids.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, so yeah, one O six flat. I reckon, I reckon.
I can show you a clean pair of heels. I reckon,
I can show you a one O four.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
On Friday, this is the challenge.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
It'll be one O four point nine, but it'll.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Be one yeah, no, no, one four point fine? Is that is?
That is? That is firmly in the one O four environment.
Good luck with that.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
I'm not getting into the toilet water this week.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
It's that.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Jerry and Mania, The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Mania,
The hold Ikey Breakfast, The Hiderarchy Breakfast, Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yesterday's master motopic was Springs because spring Head sprung. But
Gavin the racehorse trainer, who is not a resource trainer
from Seattle, who is not from all who once cooked
for Dr Phil, could not take him the price. So
today we've got one hundred dollars to give away jack
pots fifty dollars every day. We don't have a winter.
And since Brisbane Broncos star Reese Walsh has been recorded

(35:43):
drinking out of his toilet, which, by the way, sounds
like we're taking the best. He posted that video himself.
He is drinking out of his toilet. Today's Master montopic
is famous toilet scenes and movies.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Tony the GP from Auckland joins us. Now I'm morning Tony.
Get a guys, you favorite favorite any biotic to prescribe?

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I don't really like scroving in? Is it because the Yeah?
Is it because people don't finish their course and thereby
breed a super musement virus within them.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Yeah, they get over prescribed quite badly, So do try
and try and limit them to those who truly need them.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Tell me this, Tony, does any Does putting vix on
your feet fix anything? Probably put it close to them.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
No, just so you get a bit of mental in
the no.

Speaker 10 (36:32):
I think I've always Yeah, unless you sleep with your
feet right up by your face.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
This is the thing, the amount of the amount of
you know, remedies that people are told to put on
their feet. And I'm like, okay, so what your feet
are going to absorb that overnight? But the whole day
you just spend in work boots with your sweaty socks on.
They didn't absorb that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (36:53):
Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
One last question for your Tony, and thank you for
the consultation this morning. Does Baraka do anything turns ueez yellow?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
So that's about it. It's good to make.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
Roach lots of money.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't give you back your baby bounce.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Oh not really?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
So sure?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Okay, Tony, you know how this works, don't. You've got
forty five seconds. We're going to ask you five questions.
You've got to get three create. You can pass it
any time if you're gonna if you're gonna pass past quickly,
that's the trick. And of course if I stuff it up,
then you win.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
The first question for Tony famous toilet scenes in the movies,
which actor climbs out of a toilet in the movie
Train Spotting you correct? And what nineteen ninety seven film
did Mike Myers say the line who does number two
work for?

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Oh gee, Doctor Evil?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
And what nineteen seventy two movie does al Pacino retrieve
a gun from behind the toilet tank? And stromp Bathroom Godfather? Correct?
Which Ben's still a start? Been still a start? In
the famous we Got a Bleeder Ripper zipp A scene
in which film lead a parents no, which character lives? No?
Which which character lives in the toilet? And Harry Potter

(38:17):
and the Chamber of Secrets, Which nineteen ninety seven film
did Mike mis I stuffed it up? I stuffed it up.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
You did? You did flu that shit? You did flop
that question? Which Ben's still a start? In the We're
Got a Ripper Zipper scene.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Tony's got one hundred dollars? I stuffed it up.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I mean, ironically, it's the justice for Tony Claus. Different Tony,
It's come back around to benefit you, Tony. Congratulations, well done, Tony,
Thank you very much, great work made. Enjoyed that one
hundred dollars just to pull listeners behind the curtain as
to what happened there. We've tried to employ a new
system because Jerry will often lose track of where he is.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Well, I can't remember which which questions I can't I
can't remember which questions I have read and which I haven't, Yeah,
or which ones have been passed on and which ones
have been answered.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
So I have been I tried today to delete the
questions out that he hadn't that he had already answered,
so that Jerry wouldn't read them again. The problem there
is it glitched up as he's trying to read it,
and it moved. And in an effort to stop yourself
from stuffing it up, we created a system that stuffed
us up.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, and alassic Us and.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
That just ues won't do that tomorrow then, So glad
five percent words every day.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Well Tony deserved he.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Did Jerry in the night the hold I breakfast.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
So Task Master New Zealand Season six is on now.
It's on every Monday and Tuesday night on TV and
Z two at seven thirty, or you can watch it
whenever you like on TV and Z plus that's TVNZ.
It's on demand platform.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
To celebrate, We've got five hundred dollars to give away
every Monday and Tuesday, and to win the cash, you
just need to outsmart us by completing a task on
the spot. Some of the tasks we've had. We challenge
Reese Welsh to drink out of his toilet. We got
two callers on the line. We asked him to their
phone battery lowest one. Yesterday, Jackie van Beek asked people
to perform a song for her and about her, and

(40:22):
someone used their horn as the instrument and then sung
a song about her feet their meat. I don't know
she liked that.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
They won, Yeah, exactly. That's the way it works. Today.
Today is a car related task and we need three
callers on eight hundred hardechy I eight hundred and four
to eight seven five. Kaylee is calling number one. Morning, Kaylee,
how are you? Thanks so telling you guys good? Thanks Kaye.
You're in a car?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Okay? The task today for five hundred dollars, Kaylee. Beep
your horn the best. You have seven seconds to beep
your horn the bed. The best beeping wins. So there's
going to be three competitors and you are competitive Number one, Kaylee.
Are you ready? Your seven seconds starts now and that's

(41:18):
your time up that's your time up.

Speaker 11 (41:24):
Where are you just by on.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
The side of the road.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Okay, good kay, Wow, that one didn't count because that's
past the seven second shirt. Okay, that's Kaylee Jaden from Wellington.
Morning Jaden, good morning.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Sit the scene, Jaden. Where are you.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
So?

Speaker 6 (41:44):
I'm just trying to get off some bread lights?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Excellent? All right, let's get into it. You got seven seconds?

Speaker 11 (41:57):
Yeah, I don't say, just in front of me.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Okay, that's Jayden the lights.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Jaden's just caused one hundred and twenty car pilot.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yep. Let's go to John D Morning, John T. Day.
Where are you calling from? John Ty? I'm just stout
to Tokoa. Nice one. Okay, you've got seven seconds to
beat your horn the best.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
I'm going to company vehicle.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
So excellent.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Well, there's a lot of beats, heckt on a really
tinny horn. What sort of vehicle you driving? Johnny too?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Driving us? Then in Navara? Oh yeah, okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
So we had Kaylee he was in Christ Churches on
the side of the road. Yes, we had Jayden from
Wellington he was at the lights. Yeah, and we had
John T in the company vehicle and took it all.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yes, that's right, Jerry, you are the task master, so
I'm going to leave this in your hands. I don't
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I reckon for me yep. I think Kaylee from christ
Church was the best beeper.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Congratulations Kaylee from christ Church, Thank.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
You good you won five hundred dollars Master in New
Zealand Season six.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Steve, We've were walking back too good bepack made it
all worth it. Meanwhile, great work mad Joe the lovely day.
Sure that five hundred bucks mean? While Jadon and Johnny
have just about cause pile ups and Wellington.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I feel sorry for Jay.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
We brought the country to his knees. Sorry fellows, great
work but unfortunately beaten out by Kaylee. There good work Jerry.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Andman Knight the hot Achy breakfast so you would have
heard the headline before, Sir Steve Henson flushed the duney
and move on moment for the fourth place Broncos ahead
of their final regulation round NRL match against the second
ranked Storm on Thursday night, a lot to unpacking that
Brisbane fallback. Reese Welsh posted a video suggesting a slip
from the toilet bowl can help muscle recovery.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
To recover the muscles. I reckon, if you can just
toilet water, you know, he's give a little drink.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I don't know why, but I didn't. I didn't know
he had a sense of humor. But after listening to that,
I'm like, he's got a good sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
So the video shows him genuinely slooping a bowl like
a cupful of water with his hand into his mouth
out of a toilet. He's fine Rugby league now, he
or the pr PR for the Broncos, has come out
this morning and said he has done some renovations on

(44:43):
his house and that is a brand new toilet. That's
why he's been able to, you know, drink straight out
of the toilet. And it was it was a gag.
Someone sticks through on three four A three little? Did
Walsh no that plumber's always christened a new toilet?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Wow, that's an interesting Maybe he put it in himself, though,
re welshed it.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, maybe maybe rewashed Yeah. Look, maybe Reswalsh put a
toilet in himself. Maybe I don't. It doesn't seem like
something he might have done.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I'm sure I've read somewhere in the past and correct
me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
It was a plumber.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I'm sure not that drinking toilet water as has less gems.
There's less germs and toilet water than there rows and
like standard sinks and stuff. If you dress out the bacteria.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I've read that somewhere. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Oh gun then, because if you think about.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
All the food and all the bacteria that's formed from
having old food, if you.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Don't clean, yeah, I know, but what about like pose though, Jerry,
you know that's probably a bit worse than food.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
But a clean toilet I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
I'll take a clean sink over it. In fact, every
day we both opt for the clean sank over the
clean toilet approach, and I'm probably going to stick to that.
Someone just text her and said I'd pay good money
for a swigger Welsh's toilet water.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I think there would be a lot of people that would.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
I've heard the same thing that I think you've heard, Jerry.
But here you're supposed to drink out of the tank
at the top.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
The sisters rather than yeah, well, there's nothing disgusting that's
gone onto the sister. Wow, I can't go back up again.
There's that I've heard about the top.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Deck there may be Yeah, I've heard that's disgusting. So
do you buy the smear campaign from the Brisbane Broncos
that this is a brand new toilet that he's just installed?
I mean, why do you need to quantify sub.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Isn't he supplementary? He's allowed to supplementary question? Would you
would you drink out of a brand spanking new toilet?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, I mean if if someone's in well, coming up
nixt We've got a brand new toilet and Jerry is
going to drink out of the topic tune.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Studies have found that the average smartphone harbors roughly the
same amount or more bacteria than a clean toilet seat.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Sure drinking off the seat though?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
You lock it though?

Speaker 6 (47:06):
Jerry and Mania The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Welcome to the studio, zoe who I believe Zoey is
about to finish her degree this week. If I passed,
what you passed? Well?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
If you pass what what's your final task? What's your
final assessment?

Speaker 11 (47:29):
I have to do a humongous PowerPoint presentation on the race?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
What race?

Speaker 11 (47:34):
The relay race that we won the race.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
The race stopped the nation. He knew exactly what you're
talking about. I just wanted to hear you.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Against the big shows. He ended up gettingheeled off in
a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
All right, we'll buckle yourself in for an A plus
then on that one, because that stopped an absolute nation
and a great a great introduction to the industry as
well as this industry, the media industry has a lot
of industries are run on punishing powerpoints. So that's a
good education you're getting. Now. Why I find this very
interesting is because once Zoe completes her degree, she will

(48:10):
then be the third most educated member of the Hadaky
Breakfast Show, eclipsing one Sir Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 9 (48:17):
I see what this is because Jeremy, for newer listeners
of the show, was actually enrolled in a three year
degree at one point and failed what not failed but
didn't complete the last part of it the last semester.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Because you've got a job in broadcasting.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I did. I got a job.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
And for anyone who's just tuned in at eight point thirty,
this may shock you. I hope you're sitting down. He
actually got a job reading the news. They've had him
to do that, and I can understand why, because anyone
who's been studying with a particular job or career in mind,
they all would have abandoned this because the point is

(49:00):
to get the job right, and so you got the
job and you were like, well, I'm done with the study.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Well, yeah, that's that's exactly right. And I think the
I think to complete one of the papers. So I
had one term to go and I think to complete
the paper you had to have turned up at eight
in the morning to do shorthand. There was a shorthand. Couse.
Now do you know what shorthand is, Zoe? Have you
ever heard a shorthand?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
So sure, I had to explain this to my missus
last night.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
She didn't know what it was.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Even.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Shorthand is a way of writing, which means that you
just do these little squiggles. So journalists used to have
to learn shorthand back in the day before tape recorders,
so you could write down as people were talking. You
could write really really quickly.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
You could write as fast as they were talking, well.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Like fast cursive kind of it's not. It's like squiggles
that makes sounds that create words.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
So that you can write a whole word in one squiggle.

Speaker 11 (49:55):
Right.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Basically there's the idea. And like Jerry said, this was
when you used to have to transcribe what's one was
saying as they were saying. Nowadays you just record it.
I think they've got ai for that. So in an
effort to, you know, because we want all members to
run with the package. And Ruder and I both have
degrees and not about that spine.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
What what degrees do you guys have?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
By the way, have you got the same one?

Speaker 5 (50:17):
I mean, I don't want to brag, guys. I've got
one degree in a Bachelor of Arts. Yes, I've got
one degree and a Bachelor of Performing in Screen Art.
And I've got degrees and and when I a diplomer
and I don't want to brag. A diploma and radio
and you've got three degrees. Well, now I've got two
degrees and a diploma. Wow, I don't want to brag,
but I've got two degrees and a dip.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
So that's that's that's doctor.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
You are educated up the I'm.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
So poor for that crippling.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
What have you got?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Bachelor of Beer Drinking Otaga University Honors. I've also got
a Diploma in Commercial Radio is one of the show's
going so well, but.

Speaker 11 (51:01):
You can really tell.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
And Zoe, what are you currently just one assessment away.

Speaker 11 (51:09):
From Bachelor of Communications?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Same as me?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
That was well, that was what I was not well
as it stands the same as you because neither of
you have it, But Zoe about to have hers at
the end of this week, which is going to leave
you an alerted year and we don't want that. So
we're looking into how can we get Jerry's degree for
him because you've only got a few papers left. I
don't actually know how much it is that you need

(51:34):
to do. But one of the good things is they
don't do shorthand anymore, so that's off the table. You
will not have to do that.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Surely you don't have to do shorthand. But I know
mass communication three? Zoe, do you remember mask? Did you
do have to do mass communication? Three? I did? Man,
you didn't have to do that? Okay, well, maybe, okay,
this is good.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
I've done that. I could partentiously be your tutor.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Jerry's a punishing paper.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
So what do we need to what do we need
Jerry to do? I feel like you've been in touch.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Yeah, I have been speaking with someone.

Speaker 10 (52:07):
You need to stay behind me at your.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Former educational facility. We're hoping to have someone on the
show tomorrow or Thursday to let you know exactly what
you need to do to finish your degree.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Great, and I'll be more than happy to a couple
of after shows study sessions, perhaps just guide you through
it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Okay, this will weekend. I'll be fascinated to know.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, what's required of you. Yeah, Now, there is a
provision for an honorary degree. Now it's not often something
that's applied for. It's more often bestowed upon you. But Zoe,
I feel like you've done a bit of research.

Speaker 11 (52:39):
Into there's multiple honoraries you can get. You can get
an honorary doctor, you can get a Reeves Honorary Fellow,
a certain honorary fellow, professor emeritus.

Speaker 10 (52:50):
That's the one designation designations, and you must get nominated
by two people, and one of whom has to be
a council or academic board member.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Okay, so we need an academic board.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
We don't know any academics.

Speaker 11 (53:07):
Which, by the way, have to be strictly confidential.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Oh oh, so he can't do it a Radio Gain. Okay,
so I think honorary degrees probably out of the question
for you, Jerry definitely, but perhaps how many papers does
he need to finish by the end of the year
to get us the Great.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
God, I'm going back to school. I'm staying to sweet already.

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