📻Transitioning - The Radio Show

Today on the Show. Jerry transitioned to some new goggles, plus we get on the neighnourhood low level crimes.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
How do you break for the show, find the perfect
gift idea and nail Father's Day this year with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right then on the air waves, it's the Breakfast Show, Jerry,
em and Iah playing rock and roll. They play Dead
or Alive with the quiz master mind some content. It's
pretty quick, but i'll tell you false the smarter. Then
they look they're a long way from the top, but

(00:27):
they're giving it to go.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Just bang on with that.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
The hell you were giving it a go this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
We are a long way from the top.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Hey, but one step closer to the top after our
excursion yesterday. Will give you the rundown very shortly about
the improvements that you'll be hearing throughout the show this morning,
and you will be hearing them.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, I understand there's a message from the Big Show.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Is that right about it? Yeah? Raining on our parade,
Jerry is what they do?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh no, okay, Well that's that's a bad tease.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Isn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Really care whether they like it or not. But we
did give them the right to chip in or shut up,
so I'd be very interested to hear what they've got
to say about it now at this point. So shout
out to them.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm looking forward to my favorite piece of greenery because
there's a lot of greenery in the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Don't give it away to EARI.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
My favorite piece of greenery is just in front of
you and I, and let's talk about it next. What
it is?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, that's actually something near and dear to my heart,
both physically because it's about a foot away from my
heart where I'm sitting, but also because it's something from
where I'm five.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, this is the thing that's grounding you in a
lot of ways. It represents what you are as a person.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
But the more pressing issue an update that we need
to provide to you. Longtime listeners of the show will
remember that we got master u fun Shwaii expert in
tell us what was wrong with the studio. Too much
positive energy coming in from outside, not enough greenery, not
enough water.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Those were his pieces of feedback.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yep, more plants. So you need more plants. Some ceramics, yes, apparently,
some some some concrete kind of vibes yep. And some
water and some water. So yesterday we went to Bunnings
and we took the company credit card, which was fantastic,
and we did some shopping.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yess a group.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Oh and the thing about Bunnings is, you know in
the ad campaigns, it's always the it's the people doing
the ads themselves, people that actually work at Bunnings. That's
because that the friendliest, nicest, most helpful people.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
We came across a woman who was in the garden section,
because obviously we's been quite a lot of time in
the garden section, I can tell you. And she had
a Bunning's hat on, just like we have in here,
the straw hat, and she was inside, but she had
the Bunnings head and she's being son smart and she
was incredibly helpful. I wish we had was she helpful?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I wish we got her name, but yeah, man, she.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Was so helpful.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
She said, all right, she said, what are you looking for? Said, oh,
we don't really know.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
She described the where you're going to put the plants.
We're like, okay, inside giant glass windows. She's like a
corporate office. We're like, that's exactly what it is. And
she said, well, okay, I would go with this, this
and this. If you want a bit of height, you
can go with this. If you want this, you can
go here.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
And like some kind of gardening savant, she imagined. You
could see her. She had her eyes open, but you
could see in her mind's eye. Yeah, she was thinking
through exactly the space.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Well, her eyes were open, but they rolled into the
back of her head. She started levitating, and then she
just foresaw exactly.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
What we needed.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Was she the Babbavanga of garden centers?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I think that's what it said on her name tag,
at least. But she sent us out with a bunch
of greenery. We told her, I started. I don't know
if we mentioned functuate to her.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I think we did.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
We didn't, probably for the best.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
She pointed us in the direction of a I think
I think that one there is that called a focus plant.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, they're all called.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Let me describe it for you behind Jeremy.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Now, as we've emptied the studio out, you've got all
the stuff at your place.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Are you listening.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
This is called a dracana.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Jerry's a cana sitting in front of a jacana. A dracana.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
It's like a tall, bushy plant. The irony is it's
the worst of both worlds because it looks incredible to
the point where it looks fake, but we also actually
will have to water that.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh, the dracana likes full sun slash part shade.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, which is exactly where it is in the giant
window there. It tolerates dryness, yep, and it's great for pots. Well,
good luck, good news for that thing. Then there's this
purple thing over here, which I don't know what the
hell that is, but that's about probably Waiste type, and
that'll get a little.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Bit higher as well. It's not quite the greenery I
was imagining.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's purple.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
There is another dracana behind me, and then for the table,
and a couple of ceramic pots that we've picked to
match the disc, which makes them feel smaller because if
you match the colors together, then a bitter functual A tussock.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Now you might think, why on earth would you put
tussock on your radio studio desk, A high country tussock.
And at the time when and I said, you know,
what would be quite good was be some tussock. And
I thought to myself, what are you insane? We don't
want tussock on the Tussocky grasses were on grass And

(05:25):
then we walked over there, and then I just closed
my like Bubba Hunger, I closed my eyes and I
imagined the space and I imagined it on the desk,
and then I imagine what it would do for Mania,
taking him back to a South Island heritage, and I thought,
I think it will ground Mania. I think the Tussic
might work for him. So we potted up some Tussic

(05:46):
and now I got Tussic on the desk and look
at look at you like you're like, it's like you're
backing team at Irgin. Well, it just.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Reminds me of hiding in the bushes and steering at
you through tussocks. It's but the the other part it honestly,
you can't kill a task. And let's be honest, no
one in the studio, in this office is going to
look after any of these plants. And so the one
I think that's going to outlast all of us is
the Tussic. But yes, the flow on effect of that
is I'm sitting in front of a Tussic and I
feel very grounded.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
Now.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
The one last part that we needed to put together
into the studio was water. We needed to introduce water.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
You suggested a urinal.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I think we all can agree that's probably an awful idea. Plus,
where the hell do you get a urinal from? So
it turns out Bunnings wide selection of self contained water features.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yes, and we've got the zen embrace. The zen embrace.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Now, the zen embrace is supposed to represent two people
in an embrace and then the water dribbles out from
between their heads down to the bottom.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's what it's supposed to look like, Jerry, But what
does it look like?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
It looks like a vagina. I mean it is. It
looks a lot like a vagina, and the urine kind
of comes from the same place that you think that
it would be coming out of if it was a vagina.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
It looks like the ultimate warrior's face paint, but in
a really stylish way.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
We'll bang a poll up on the audi story and
you guys can decide.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
But that thing is not going to go on the
desk because we've just realized you can't put water on
top of millions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Of broadcasting with it.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
But it has a pump facility, so it goes around
and around and around.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
I understand the big show. I've got an opinion on it.
We might have to get to that before Sebba.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
From a brand new, brand new feeling studio. You got
to say, are Victassic and Dracina.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
Are we.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Hm?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
I'm still on the fence as to whether this is
better when we brought us and we said at all up,
Tony's doing his show and he goes, it looks like
you've staged it for an open home.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, that's better than what it was before.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
We weren't selling anything before. No, we looked like the
opening scene from an episode of Hoarders.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, like the baying house.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
But the interesting thing.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
The house it did.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
The interesting thing is that we.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Did this almost twenty four hours ago and we haven't
been able to broadcast from here yet, but the Big
Show have and I believe they've recorded us a message.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
They're not happy. They're not happy.

Speaker 10 (08:16):
Big left.

Speaker 11 (08:22):
Incoming transmission from the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, get a feelings.

Speaker 11 (08:27):
It's a big show here, and we've just been discussing
the changes made within the studio.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Haven't we feelos y?

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (08:34):
I mean a lot of plants here, Felds a lot
of plants. I mean you got rid of all of
the other stuff, which I liked, you know, all my nights,
sort of old dirty glasses and sauces and yeah, cigarette
bucks and stuff and crunchy bar rappers and empty chip
packets and like lemons.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
And rappers and milky crumb pi pie bags.

Speaker 11 (08:55):
Loaded wedges and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 12 (08:57):
Which was great because there's nothing in here, there's no
person whatsoever. But now you've brought in all these plants
and I'm not for it. This is our studio too,
and you didn't consider us at all, to bring us
into the decision making process at all, so you're upset
with them.

Speaker 11 (09:11):
I mean, if I wanted bosh, I get my own,
you know what I mean. And I've got plenty of
vegetation which I could have brought in from.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
My house, your pubes, oh you mean, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (09:21):
Plants And actually MORGI just went on as plant at
there and we realize that most of the plants within
this studio are actually weeds, yes, and highly top who's
watering them?

Speaker 12 (09:32):
And I'll be honest with you, what it feels like
is this has been an exercise where somebody has just
got rid of to an excess of plants from their home.
It feels like Wells. There's also a little statue over
in the corner, a gray statue with a couple of.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Ball ors on it.

Speaker 12 (09:48):
It's absolutely reeks of a Wells, you know, little statue there.
It's probably worth eighty K. But he's just got no
space for its. Yes, So anyway, fell just get rid
of it by tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh geez, JESEU would hate for it to still be
here when Mogi came back in.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, the only people that are going to get rid
of anything or bring anything into the studios.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
It's going to be.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Oh, look, I'll tell you what, you try your best.
We could have just done this without asking. Then we
said to them, look, this is what we're planning on doing.
Any issues, and they said no, And then all of
a sudden.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Fetch jokes. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
That was all about. Was a drive by.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, anyway, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I think it's better, I said, I don't got no taste,
I don't I don't.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Look.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
I don't mind them not helping with anything around the
station outside of their own show at all.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Thinking about other people other than themselves, that's fine, but
don't get in the way when other people.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Do you know Jerry in the night, the breakfast history
of Yesterday, Today, tomorrow, timorule.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I was listening to a bit of Will Smith this morning.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
It was Berrikobama.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
What were you listening to?

Speaker 9 (11:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
While we listened to Will Smith?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Willy Style, No, No, Berg Willy Style The World Wild Worst.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Oh yeah, I had that CD when I was a kid.
I had Remember when movies used to bring out an
album a soundtrack?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh yeah, great soundtrack. Yeah, one of the all times.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
In fact, we should start the next down a little
bit on this day. In nineteen thirty nine, Britain, France,
New Zealand and Australia declared.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
War on Germany.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
This is our ongoing series of war now, it's war
dates now.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I personally wouldn't have declared war a day after the
war was ended, because, of course, yesterday was the day
the war was ended.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
When Japan formerly resigned.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Well, they didn't know that was happening six years six
years before.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Right, do you know? I believe some sorry man, I
believe New Zealand was the first country to declare war.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
This is what I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
It was because all of the Allied forces said right
on this day in nineteen thirty nine, we're all going
to declear war.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
And because of our geographical location, we are two hours
ahead of Australia obviously, so for two hours, Yeah, New
Zealand stood alone against the axis of evil.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
We were the first ones to look to steerler down, yeah,
and say we will take it on. We imagine if
everyone else abandoned us at that point, went.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh sorry is that today?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Oh no, sorry, you're gonna have to go take on
a third ride, like when you're both about to jump
off the bridge, and then only one guy, and then
we would have we would have knocked the bust up.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
We would have smashed knock the bar.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Capita, We would really capita.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
It's the official start of w W I I for
those nations after the invasion of Poland two days before.
The first New Zealanders weren't on the ground until another
five months later. But for two hours, we're steering them
down and they were shaken. It took until February the
next year for the first troops to be organized and
trained and deployed overseas. Egypt, a lot of Egypt. We

(12:54):
did a lot of our work in Egypt. Yeah, we
did We did a lot of work in Egypt. We
did a lot of work and Italy. Who our places?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Libya? We're in Libya. North Africa, Yeah, North Africa, Yes,
Southern Europe, North Africa.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yes, Europe, North Africa. Probably should have deployed us in
the Pacific. Nineteen fifty eight, first open heart surgery in
New Zealand. Pioneering her heart surgeon Brian Barrett Boys his
name is my Name Too, performed the surgery using a
heart lung bypass machinehur to that it was able to
bypass the heart the patient's heart for twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
It was done in green Lane Hospital, Great Hospital.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Great carried out.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
On an eleven year old with a whole in her heart.
He was knighted in nineteen seventy one. Barrett Boys suffered
from heart problems and died in two thousand and six,
shortly after trying it on himself.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No after undergoing heart surgery in.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
The United States. Yeah, it's a heart surgery to perform
on yourself, that one. It's a heart surgery.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Nineteen ninety five, at the start of eBay was founded.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
As auction web in California by French born Iranian American
it's always race based computer program Pierre Omidia as a
hobby to make a little bit extra money. One of
the first items sol on auction web was a broken
laser pointer.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
For fourteen dollars eighty three.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Broken.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Yep, damn broken.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Astonished man contacted the Winning Better to ask if he
understood that the laser pointer was broken. The BIA said,
I'm a collector of broken laser pointers. Company changed its
name to eBay in September nineteen ninety seven. Born on
this day, Charles Sheen Charlie Sheen sixty today, actor from
movies like Wall Street and Platoon, plus the TV show
Two and a Half Man, and this interview from twenty eleven.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
You borrow my marine for five seconds and just be like, dude,
can't handle it.

Speaker 11 (14:32):
Unplug this bastard, Yeah, because it just it fires in
a way that is I don't know, maybe not from
this particular treast.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Real realm which saying they're bipolar, and then what what's
the cure medicine make me like them? Not gonna happen.
I'm by Winning. I went here and I went there.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Now, what how's he going there? I haven't seen Charlie
for a while.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
No, what's he up to as Charlie sent Charlie for
a while, he seems like he was seeing a lot
of Charlie.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, that situation. The weird thing about Charlie, even on
the work with Charlie, said that he would you'd go
out all night the night before, huge night, you know,
hire girls to do all sorts of things, take.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Huge amounts of drugs, like help them around the house.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Absolutely, and then he would turn up the next day
and deliver his line's first take, every take, hit all
of his marks, being very very nice on set, do
everything right. It was weird.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I'm gonna be honest, acting hungover not that hard, Probably
not that hard, you know. You just also the character
who's playing was a womanizing drunkard. So is it that
or was he just employing the method?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
He's going to be releasing a memoir apparently this month
called The Book of Sheen, and a Netflix documentary.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
A very interesting documentary. I watched The Doctor and That's
the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Tomato for Wednesday, the
third of September, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
And mid Night, The Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Don't you get on the paperwork, which means now we
read the New Zealand Herald, so you don't have to
marry Kirkness, the editor of the New Zealand. He will
love us for that.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yes, did you come on the show?

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Please?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Murray Wonder He won't come on the show.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I knows that we're reading the paper and we're stopping
from buying the actual physical paper.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
We've been hounding him because we we want to get
an ad in the paper and we haven't been able
to Urban Jungle Skyline in Auckland rising. Everyone outside of
Auckland probably don't care, but standalone houses are set to
tumble from sixty two percent of the city's housing stock
to just twenty seven cent. That's because they're going to
start putting high rise apartment buildings.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
In the city.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Check him out, I say, bang him in.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
This is a unique thing in Anyone who's ever been
to a country that is not New Zealand will know that.
Anyone that lives in a city understands they have to
give up a backyard and a car park if you
want to live in a city of one point what
seven million people, You don't also then get to live
in a standalone quarter acre section in a city that

(16:56):
big and have decent traffic, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
It's like run in Auckland sits there and goes. Why
is the traffic so bad?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Because you all want a house and two cars per
household and you want to live in a city that's
the size of Brisblane.

Speaker 13 (17:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, it'll be interesting actually because you have But what
happens when you have families and stuff. A lot of
people don't want to live in a high rise building
with a family.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, you know, I know a lot of people don't
want to.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
I'll be interested to see what happens here. I mean
you can tell people to do what you want and
I yeah, but will they do it?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
No, they won't do what they want. I mean, they
will do what they want.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
You can tell people they should live in apartments, but will.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
They know I'm saying people don't want to live in
a part.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I'll just keep moving out. Yes, They'll just keep going
out and out and we'll keep sprawling.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, exactly, that's exactly what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, becauld them and they will not come. Yeah, that's
what I say.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Well, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
It just none in my bed.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I've lost my mind, all right, the greatest rivalry. There's
something I mean, obviously we're milking the all Blacks again.
It's been impressive to see because if you go into
the back page and then the two pages once you
open that up are also entirely all Blacks slash rugby
pages as well. And it's been two weeks since we
last played and we are still a rugby mad nation.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
What's happening at Ryal Kaka and the Gallops? The Lion
read steaks eighteen five hundred dollars there sounds awful, sixteen
hundred meters.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Export old steaks. I'll be in, but unfortunately I'm out
on there.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I'm backing number three, loose change.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yep, Hey, look, you can't want them all. And today's
one was a politic. Oh here we go, the big mistake.
Police nab three with car full of meat. Three people
have been arrested in Wellington Are, Wellington after being stopped
by police with a car full of allegedly shoplifted meat.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh yeah, that was.

Speaker 14 (18:48):
Jerry and Mania The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Huge announcement this morning. The hot Spring Spars T twenty
Black Clash and Association where the wolfbrook is back. It's
under lights at bay Oval Todo on January seventeen and
Radiohiki will be their Team Rugby captain by Karen Reid,
as he has done in the last few years. We'll
be seeking revenge because they're going to be playing against

(19:16):
Dan Vatory's Team Cricket. You didn't playing last year's I
think he pulled out last year.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
At a secondary andrew last minute scratching.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, so this year's wild card. Here's the announcement for
Team Rugby is former Aussie cricketer mister Cricket himself, Mike Hussey,
and Mike Hussey joins us on the line. Now, thanks
for your time. Mike. I'm not sure if you're aware
about this, but Team Rugby have been partying pre game

(19:45):
in Black Clashes in the past and some people say
that's why they're behind in the series score. What do
you like playing cricket? I know you're a fantastic cricket.
I'm sure you can still play cricket. What do you
like playing on a hangover?

Speaker 10 (19:58):
I am I've only probably done once in my career
and I absolutely embarrassed myself. So I am not hoping
to be in that sort of state to play cricket.
I will be embarrassing myself, especially since I haven't probably
played a game for in about a decade.

Speaker 15 (20:13):
So yeah, it's a bit of a scary proposition.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
I sort of just answered my next question, But I
was going to ask you one of those players who
sort of retires and then never touches a bet again,
or do you still go out there and play.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
In the backyard? Do you play a better indoor? Do
you pick up the bet for a twilight game or
anything like that.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
Now, when I finished playing, I was the happiest retiree
of all time. I had no inclination of picking up
another bat, even for charity matches.

Speaker 15 (20:38):
I sort of was very reluctant to play in any
of those.

Speaker 10 (20:40):
So I have hardly picked up about I mean, I've
played plenty of backyard cricket with my sons, I've done plenty.

Speaker 15 (20:45):
Of coaching since I retired.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
But yeah, I was talked into it by Stephen Fleming,
and you know, look what a great opportunity I mean
to come and meet legendary all black players and catch
up with some of the old foes in the cricket
circles as well, so it's in a bit I'm really
looking forward to. But yeah, I might have to pick
up about and do a little bit of practice in
the nets to make sure I don't completely embarrass myself
on the day.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
You've scored fifty thousand first class runs. There's a lot
of runs. Are you going to be flexing your muscle
when it comes to deciding where you beat in the
batting order? Because I understand Karen Reid, who's the captain.
He likes to open and he was a useful age
group cricketer. But you are definitely the best cricketer and
team Rugby, there's no doubt about that. So are you

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going to be telling them where you bet?

Speaker 10 (21:29):
No, he'd probably be three times the size of me,
and so whatever he says he'd like to do, I
will be agreeing with. There'll be no arguing with any
rugby players. Whatever Kieran wants, he's the captain, he can.
I'd love him to get out there and lead from
the front, facing the new balls, one of the hardest
positions in the game.

Speaker 15 (21:47):
So I'm happy to slide down the order a little bit.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, I think you will too.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
He takes these things very seriously. Does Kieran read? Can
you be bothered fielding in this thing? That's the only
thing I was wondering. I always think that these things, like, yeah,
it's fun to go out there in bat, maybe even
have a bit of a bowl.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Can you be bugget fielding?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Though?

Speaker 15 (22:02):
I love fielding.

Speaker 10 (22:03):
I think that's, you know, the fun time you can
interact with the crowd a little bit out there in
the boundary. I'd love to run Stephen Fleming out that.
That would actually probably be the whole lot of my day.
He's not the quickest man going around. I could just
hobbled between the wickets and I could get a direct
hit off him, send him off with a bit of
a giggle than that.

Speaker 15 (22:18):
That would be brilliant.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I've always wanted to ask you this question, Mike Hussy,
because your nickname, obviously mister Cricket, a nickname that you've
said before that you're a little bit embarrassed about. But
when you dropped to a knee and asked your partner
Amy to marry you, did you say to her would
you like to become missus Crockett?

Speaker 6 (22:39):
No?

Speaker 10 (22:40):
I definitely did not I never I don't think I
ever called myself for that name. I mean, as you said,
I didn't. I didn't love it because I definitely don't
deserve it, and there's a lot of better players out
there than me. There's a lot of more people out
there that know more about the game than me. So
I always felt a bit uncomfortable with that nickname. But
I guess she could be called a hell of a
lot worse, so it's probably better than some alternatives.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
She may have said no if you had asked at
that last year, Chris Gale came down to the Black Clash,
and actually he did.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
His best work off the field.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
It was the night before and they were giving the
speeches at the sort of sponsors event the night before.
He took over the microphone and got an iPad from
behind the bar and started DJing dance. He hosted a
dancing competition. People were shirtless by the end of it.
How do you go in the off the field aspects?
Will will you be able to match up to Chris
Gale at all?

Speaker 15 (23:31):
Absolutely not. I'll be tucked away in bed by that
nine o'clock big game the next day.

Speaker 10 (23:35):
You know, there's no mucking around no, I mean no,
you can't compete with Chris Gay when it comes to
that side of things. It's funny, you know, I played
in the CPO, the Caribbean Premier League one year and
it was such an eye opener. You know, normally, finish
a game, Darren Sammy was our captain, We'll play against
Dwayne Bravo's team, and you know that you've finished the
game and both teams go and shake hands and then
you go back to your dressing room, right well, not

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in the Caribbean League.

Speaker 15 (23:57):
The Caribbean League.

Speaker 10 (23:57):
We sort of shook hands after the game, then both
captain straight up into the stand in with the DJ,
drinking rum, partying with the crowd, you know, like dancing
and singing and carrying on. And I thought, wow, this
is like a different level of it. I've never seen
anything like this before. You know, normally go back in
the dressing rooms, have a beer and talk about the game.
But not not those West Indians. So they're pretty hard
to compete with.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Michael Ici, thank you so much for your time this morning.
The Black Clash on Saturday the seventeenth of January twenty
twenty six at Bay Oval and Tan Look Forward to
seeing your play, no worries.

Speaker 10 (24:28):
Thanks very much for having me and looking forward to it.
I can't wait to get over there in January.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Heaps more players to be announced as well, some of
the biggest legends of New Zealand rugby and cricket. You
don't want to miss out, so sign up for the
presale now at Blackclash dot co dot m zed to
be the first in line to secure your tickets.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Look for to seeing mister Cricket out in the middle.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
He's going to score some runs, mister Cricket, he won't
miss out.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
He's going to cut a few off on the field
as well. Apparently you don't.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Want to bowl short to mister Cricket.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Jury and the night the hod I keep breakfast.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
I've just noticed a well, just become awair of something
that I sort of thought I noticed at about six
o'clock this morning, and that is that you've got new
glasses here, m M.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
And I only became aware of that when I was like,
I think those frames are a little bit different.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
And then.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
When I walked out to make a coffee while the
news was playing at seven o'clock, you were standing over
the sink holding your glasses up against the fluorescent light.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, because these are special ones. These are those special
ones that school teachers used to wear back in the
nineteen eighties, in nineties, go dark and the light. I
was trying to make them go dark.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
You've got the.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Transitions lens that transitions, Yes, jerious transition transitions, not only
the transitions, the progressive transitions.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
The hell does that? Wow? This is so when you
get away to say this is that when you get
to my age, you can't see anymore? Right, And my situation,
I can't read because your eyes generally go and that
means that you're alongsided.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
So I thought that was because of your poor education
as the least educated person on the show.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Well there's that, and there's actually been an update to that,
which we should talk about a little later on. I've
been forced to sign my life away for something else.
But but your your short side go, so you can't
you can't read something. It's in front of you quite close.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
So do you run the massive fond on your phone?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I don't know. Would you call this? But I don't know.
Actually it's a good question. Is that a big fond.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's bigger than yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:27):
From a meter in a better way from you.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay, Right, it's not enormous, but it's not No, it's
not big, big bag, Nana. It's there's something really really
wrong with your eyes. But it's not small, certainly big.
I can't read anything, Okay, put it this way. If
I if I don't have glasses on now, I didn't
used to wear glasses. If I don't wear glasses, I
cannot read anything, read a screen. I can't read my phone.
I literally can't even if I squint hold the phone

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miles away.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I can't now talk me through the decision to transition.
So buy you transitioning?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Transitioning sure the nation, that's not the right word for it,
But I'm I've I've got transition lenses. Because if you
can't see anything, and I can't see anything, then I
got to carry two pits. I got to carry a
pair of sunglasses, and I've got to carry out a
pair of normal glasses. And so when you go outside
in the summer, for example, you've got to put on

(27:18):
a pair of normal glasses, right, But then what do
you do with the other glasses.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I've seen you walking around with multiple pairs of glasses
hanging out.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's annoying. Yeah, it's silly. And then the other thing
is when you wear your sunglasses. I can't I couldn't
look If I then tried to look at my phone,
I wouldn't be able to look at my phone.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Then you need the prescription glasses back again.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's bloody annoying.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
So you leave those things at the part that will
cost you.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
So now I look like a pedo. So I've got
both pedo glasses. And yeah, the worst is when they
when you've been out in the light, and then they
take a while, so you walk back inside and you've
got the things still going.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Now, this is what I can't wait for a summer,
as it's starting to get lighter at seven to twenty one.
Right now, the sun has started to and you can
see it's lighter outside. We've got these big glass walls.
When the sun starts streaming in in the mornings. I
can't wait for Jerry to just be sitting there in
shades Stevie wondering his way through the show with his
glasses on.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
I've got this remote that turns on these brighter lights.
If I do that, what happens to Jerry's? Does anything
happen to see if.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't know if the apparently do.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
From the corners.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
They it's the UV that sets them off, isn't it.
Because Yeah, because well because that'd be a pointless invention.
If a fluorescent light in an office also set them off,
you just might as.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Well wear shades at that point. I think they take
a while to get going as well. I don't know,
I've not This is my first day.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
It's your first time transitioning and it can be a
scary time for people, Jerry, But I just want you
to know we support you, all.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Right, Yeah, okay, So if I come home and they're dark, would.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Not say anything about it. Right now, they identify as clear, yes.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Very progressive.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Only they come and dark. I'm not a perv.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Jerry and Midnight the Hohotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Time for your latest sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra
the beer for Hair. As just announced on the Hidocky Breakfast,
former Australian batter Mister Cricket Mike Hassey will join Team
Rugby for the next T twenty Black Clash event at
Bay Oval in Mount Monganui on January seventeen. Former New
Zealand international Tim Sude has joined Team Cricket Jesus, and

(29:20):
you can sign up for the presale at Blackclash dot
co dot nz.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I'm gonna be honest, if Brian Laura was unhappy about
an angry Kyle Mills steaming and fizzing one past his head,
how's mister Crickett going to go with Tim Saudi, who,
by all accounts could probably walk back into the team
again next week?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
One hundred percent, Tim Sally will have lost none of
his pace.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I mean, is he not more or less just a
net bowler for the English Test team at the moment.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I understand that he's doing some coaching at the moment.
Yeah England.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yeah, and he's playing in the hundred as well.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay, they still playing, all right, so good luck there.
Professional heavyweight boxer Joseph Parker has thrown his hat in
the ring as an aspiring news anchor, Good morning everyone.
Leading His news today is there's absolutely no news. There's
no news. The thirty three year olds had a lighthearted
jab on social media. It reports his next fight is

(30:10):
locked down after being left in a state of limbo.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah, this is the thing about boxing, it's such a
it's the wild West, you know of matchmaking and he's
getting dicked around a little bit.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
And the captain of the last side to beat the
All Blacks of Eden Park would like to hold the
record for longer. Thirty one years and fifty tests have
passed since France beat New Zealand via Jean luc Sodnez
try from the end of the world after a medley
of draw and passes from inside their own twenty two.
It was a great try. You were there, Philip san
Andre says. The Saturday's Test against the Springbok intrigues with

(30:45):
the mark under threat. Well, it always intrigues I suppose.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Well, with the mark under threat, it always intrigues you,
and you've always said that. Hey, up next, I'm very
excited about this. We've got them up very early this
morning on a Wednesday. Speaking of intrigues, Rock Oberry joins
the show.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Very intriguing, Man.

Speaker 14 (31:04):
Jerry and MANI the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
So the Warriors played their last regular season game Friday night.
They're going to be taking on the Manly Sea Eagles
over in Sydney. They already know they're playing finals footing
next Weekend's just a matter of who and where and
joining us now a man who had a tough run
of injuries this year. But gee, we look good when
he's on the field, that's for sure. The one New
Zealand Warriors sender Rock Oberry, thanks for your time this morning, Rocker.

(31:33):
Gee she's early.

Speaker 13 (31:34):
Yeah, hey guys, thanks for having me. Yeah, really start
today's I so you're getting the train down earlier and
then he's excited to get over to OZ and.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
I understand you're you're off to the physio just a
bit of a precautionary thing.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Have you tried this new recovery method that Reese Walsh
has developed.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
No, I've I might have been a.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Look into it though.

Speaker 13 (31:52):
Let's see it's been working for him.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Well, whatever's doing that's working, I don't know if I'm
willing to give it a crack this week.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I've seen on the news.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I think Kirk Capewell was talking about it with the
media earlier this week about the zesty boys Dimitrik liquor
and then are you one of the zesty boys, Rocko?

Speaker 13 (32:12):
I think I'm a bit too old now to be
one of the thisty boys. So yeah, that arm shift sailed, Well,
how old are you?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
You must only been twenty three?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Twenty four?

Speaker 13 (32:20):
Oh yeah, twenty four and now about eighteen?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
So what is the cutoff as a cutoff twenty or
something for a zesty boy?

Speaker 13 (32:28):
Yeah, about twenty two a reicon.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Ok So there's no way you can force your way
into the Sisty Boys by any behavior or anything.

Speaker 13 (32:34):
Yeah, maybe, but I don't know if that's me.

Speaker 14 (32:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Wow. That cuts Jerry out of the Zesty Boys as well, unfortunately.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
So there's a lot of different Obviously, we've got the
manly Seagulls this weekend and then we're playing playoffs next week.
As Jerry sit ins intro, there's a few ramifications as
to as to who we may face.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
In the first round.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Does it matter to you guys at all who you
face in the first round? Like would you rather go
up against the would you rather go up against Pendith?
Would you are you thinking about coming forth to sixth?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Or is it just beat the Seagulls?

Speaker 13 (33:06):
Yeah, just beat the Seagles if we just want to,
you know. Obviously, when this week in and I think
worry about the finals next week, so you we get there.
When this week and they've probably got us in the
bestosition possible.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Obviously, Mania and I are not professional sports people, so
we don't understand how this works. But you set out
quite a lot of the season with injury this year.
How how when you go back on a field for
the first time, How exciting is it? How fizzed up
are you before you're about to go out?

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (33:36):
No, it's obviously really exciting. There's a bit of nerves
there to get it back into it straight into the NRAL.
It's yeah, it's pretty it's pretty tough, but it's yeah,
it's exciting, and you know, it makes makes all the
rehab days with it.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Rokay, you're a bit of an anomaly in the in
the NRL. No visible tats that I can see. Have
you considered getting a throat tattoo at any point?

Speaker 13 (33:59):
My mom would be.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Track.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I think it'd be good for your career. I think
rugby league coaches are on the lookout for a necktat.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Rock Oberry. Thank you so much for your time this morning,
and good luck this weekend.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Thank Gus, Jerry In the Night, The Hodarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Time four, The Harderchy Breakfast, Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
But Yesterday's Masterman topic was.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Famous toilet scenes in the movies and Tony the GP
from Auckland who's a father of four boys, and Rickins
works on your feet does nothing to help. A cold
took over the prize. So today we're back to fifty
dollars up for grabs. And since we talked to Mike
Hussey about the hot Spring Spars T twenty Black Class
and association with Wolfbrook and January, today's Mastermind topic is

(34:46):
previous Black clashes.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Aaron joins us on the line. Good morning, Aaron, Good
morning team, calling in from Auckland.

Speaker 16 (34:55):
Sam.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Surem, you're a BankIt, Aaron, I am on the career
a banker Korea banker, core.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Career career, your bank careers.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
North Korea or South Korea.

Speaker 13 (35:10):
No, sorry, I've just been doing it all my life.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
So yeah, Aaron, you're having meat and vech for dinner?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (35:19):
Good staphole to feed the family.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
What sort of meat? What sort of veed?

Speaker 7 (35:24):
We're just going to go for a bit of beef
tonight and put of mashed potatoes and you know, whatever
whatever else we should throw on the plate.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Off.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
I do like a stroggen Off, but maybe not tonight.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Okay, but but kJ on the details of the beef
that you.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
What are you?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
What are you hiding? We'll get to the bottom of this.
But anyway, you know how it works. Five questions, get
three right or otherwise if Jerry screws it up, which,
to be honest, the way it's been going lately.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Is looking very likely.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I have pre read these questions. I have pre read them,
so no, I don't.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I would explain why. All right, good luck aarony, you're
ready to play.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Let's go first questionnaireing A West Indian has appeared for
Team Rugby for each of the last two Black Clashes.
Name one of them? What year was the first Black Clash?

Speaker 7 (36:26):
Who doesn't one two?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Team Cricket captain Dan Vittry is assistant coach for which
international cricket side. No Two Rugby League icons have appeared
for Team Cricket at the last two Black Clashes. Name one?

(36:52):
This is not going well eron Team Rugby? Karan Reid?
Who's won? How many.

Speaker 16 (36:58):
Long pauses or tricky?

Speaker 9 (37:00):
None?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah. The hard part is if you're going to pass,
you need to pass very quickly, and I think that
that probably costs you a bit of time.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
But also Aaron, it's lucky the drawer. It's whether you
know your cricket or not. And unfortunately no good well
not today, not today.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
It is your misfortune. Aaron, is someone else's luck because
tomorrow that will jackpot to one hundred dollars. Have a
lovely meat and three veg for dinner tonight. Erin also
thanks guys, good luck with the banking. See Aaron coming
up after eight o'clock Neighborhood Watch.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Yes, this is a brand new segment that was posted
into the Conclave last week. That's our private Facebook page.
It's a safe space to discuss anything you want to
be honest. And someone said, I would like to suggest
a segment regional low level crimes. What regional low level
crimes have been committed in your neighborhood and we'll air

(37:51):
them in the cold light of day on Radio hod Ack.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Jerry and Midnight the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Right, Auckland is a region and I Auckland just don't
consider themselves to be a region. They think that they
are the country and everyone else's the hinterlands.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
And this is an issue that we're going to.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Run into in our latest segment in Neighborhood watch aka
Regional Low Level Crimes from the Conclave the Haidaky Breakfast
discussion group on Facebook. Johnny and Nan got involved and
he said, lame claims the fame classic segment. We all
agree love it. I would like to propose regional low
level crimes. Name needs work, but a content gold mine
scene on Facebook. Somebody has taken a photo of their wheelibin.

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There are two longest drinking towned milkshakes that have been
discarded into the wilibin with milk still in them. I
don't have an issue with people throwing Like if you
get a chocolate wrapper or something like that and you're
just walking down the street and you want to have
it in my bin, I'm so okay with that.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's a been.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
It's a bin. It's not my ben either, it's the
Council's been. They're going to come and.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Pick it up.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
It's when it's like fluids, liquids, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, and it seems like there are a lot of
bin related low level crimes going on around the country.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
So we asked for yours on the Conclave last night
and they cam in. Thick and Fast. Friend of the
show made Ward the night Wolf he's seen one. And
from Donna, who is a rising contributor to the Utter
Hills community Facebook page, and she writes, if you're the
owner of a dog who's doing their business turn emoji
on our front lawn and today on our driveway, could you.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Please pick it up? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Okay, So that Donna assumes that the person who was
walking the dog is as a member of this Facebook community, is.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
In the community group.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Yeah, the community groups are there is there is a
person in the in my local community whose cat is
so so disgusting that they have to post a photo
of this cat into the community page every month or
so and say, hey, this cat is not lost.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
It's not it has a home, it lives with us.
It just looks a bit manky.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
But I would I would argue that probably the kind
of person who does let their dogs do business and
not pick it up on someone's front lawn, you're not
going to be on a community Facebook page. That's right.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
There's a lot of dog ones and then there's a
lot of bin ones. Here's the intersection of both of them.
From the Pappamar and Mount Monganui community notice board to
the c Unix Tuesday that decided to put their dog
shad and uber eats and trash in our bins. We
could have really appreciated that you didn't do that, as
we haven't had bins for three weeks and capitals since
moving in. Now I'm stuck with dog, dookie and capitals

(40:20):
for another fortnight, on top of the rubbish and recycling
that we've had for.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Three weeks already.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Cheers. Oh that's rough. That is rough, Old Grace.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Another texts not a text, rather, this one from the
conclave on Facebook as well. I put my burn out
fortnightly and after it was collected, some douche put this
think you pest covered dog bit in it. My burn
stays in my garage for the next two weeks, so
that kind of sucks.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
And this one here, rumor has it.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
James mcconi reported a theft and the Whiteaddow region on
Sunday night. Turns out the police could do nothing about
the Southland Stags pinching the shield.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
We are back on the regional high level crimes that
you would like to report.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Someone said that if you live your bin out, it's
fair game for my dog's poobag as a stroll by what.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Do you and I agree with that?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
What if the person's fat, you'll.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Find out by going in the bin.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Makes no difference. Although the thing with the poop poo
bags are a tricky man keep your poo bag with you, man, Well,
you take your poo bag, you put it back in
the bin. The problem is when the pop bags when
the worst part of my experience with the bin and
the poop bag is when the pooh bag, when the
bin litter is then kept open, Yeah, and then you
get rain inside of the with it, and then it
ends up going all through the min You've got to

(41:29):
go and clean out your bin.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
What I do when I'm walking my dog and picking
up a poop as I will generally look for a
bush to then throw the poop into because I know
that that poop is going to decompose and it's out
of the way, and then I'll put the bag into
someone's bin.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Well oh yeah, Well the other question, just while we're
talking about etiquette around around picking up poop, what about
if your dog goes into a bush?

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Now, do you have to follow your dog into foss
get out of the bush?

Speaker 4 (41:54):
No, I wouldn't have thought so, because the thing about
the bloody poo bags is that dog was going to
take poop that would eventually turn back the day turned
What disintegrate, dissolve, go back to nature. However, it was
intended to all of a sudden we started putting them
in plastic bags, so that this pooh is going to
live for ever.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
We're preserving it.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
It's going to exist in perpetuity.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, there's no doubt that when people do do archaeological
eggs on us later on, they are going to think,
why were this? Why were the civilization preserving dog?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Seems that they idolized dog poo to take it away
from poos and bins quickly. If I cut it on
three four US three morning, guys, can I report the
low level crime of wandering stock?

Speaker 5 (42:31):
This is good.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Neighbour's sheep broke through.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
The fence onto our section this morning and the wife
was out there chasing them in her dressing gown. Luckily
the gownstayed clothes or sheep would have died with the
brightness of the white point.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's dangerous wandering stocks right this one here. I live
on Wilson's Beach South. I noticed over the last twenty minutes.
Two kids hanging off my fence to gorge themselves on
my plums. They walked away and then came back for
another bloody go I'm not going to publish their descriptions
because privacy and all that sort of nonsense. But they

(43:02):
are about seven to ten years old, I'm guessing. But
if your kids have diarrhea tomorrow, that might be why
I had to prepare a few pickets in that spot
last year. So I guess I know why. The most
frustrating thing is if they had knocked on the door
and asked nicely, I would have given them a bag
and got my ladder out with much respect. Maybe this
is a teachable moment for someone if.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
You've got kids and took some of the clubs you
can all those plums or.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
About birds? Yeah, calling the birds parents, Wow, move your
plum tree away from your fence.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
Jerry and Maniah The hod Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania
The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
A thirty two on the Hiderky Breakfast. Time for your
later is to sport headlines. Things to export, Ultra the
bear for hair form Wall Black's coach, Sir Graham Henry
believes there'll be attention focused on half back Finley Christie
and so today's Rugby Championship match against the spring Box
at Edon Park a positional crisis has seen Cam Royguard
and Noah Hotham's sidelined with foot and ankle injuries respectively,

(44:10):
while Cortez Ratima is in doubt with a rib problem.
Henry says, Christy has a point to prove.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah, it is a crisis.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
It's funny because you know how Lester Funguku got brought
in this week as well, and it was ahead of
he was supposed to have finished the NPC season before
he is eligible for the All Blacks unless there was
an injury crisis and then he could be brought in.
But the thing is how many midfielders are there that
are eligible for the All Blacks that he has then
jumped in front of because of this crisis and also

(44:38):
has that set of precedent for all of a sudden,
if Ritchie Muhanga comes back, which he is going to
next year, is there all of a sudden a first
five crisis that appears out of nowhere and Richie's back.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Into the team. Those are very important positions and I'm
all for it.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I think we should have the best players available to us.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
And concedes there's no news to announce regarding his immediate
boxing future. The thirty three year olds had a lighthearted
jab on social media after reports emerged he's in line
to fight undefeated a brit Fabio Wardley in London October
twenty five. Parker's in the state of limbo after a
back injury sidelined undisputed champion Alexander. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
This has happened before where he was supposed to fight
Usk and then Usir all of a sudden was injured.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
They had to be in the fight.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Then he comes out and he's fighting someone else, and
I suspect that might be happening again.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Had a change for the Warriors ahead of the NRL
regular season finale against the Sea Eagles on Friday. Wade
Egan is out for a week with a hip injury,
replaced by Sam Healey aka the New White Guy, and
a boost for the Warriors. The Storm and the Bulldogs
have opted against resting the majority of their starters for
respective games against the Broncos and the Sharks.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yeah, but it's one of these ridiculous situations.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
We just talked to Rocco Berry.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
By the way, if you missed that, go and listen
to the podcast where if all of the results go
one way, then we play the Panthers. Next week the
results go the exact opposite way, then we played the Panthers.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
That's a ridiculous situation.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Just looking here, the tap has got manly at a
lot dollar fifty two. Worries it two fifty five.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
And here's a tip for I know this isn't a
tip segment, but if you think that the Warriors are
going to win this week, they're not going to win
by thirteen plus, so take one to twelve.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I think that's there's a bit of juice there. It's
about three dollars forty for that.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Jerry in the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast, Yeah, Dead.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Or Alive is a game and we name five well
known people and you have to tell us whether they
are dead or alive. We get two people on the
line and they go head to hit. Andrew, good morning,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Oh good ay, guys, how's gone good?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
You're from Duneda and Andrew.

Speaker 7 (46:52):
Oh I am I am yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Any fog any fog in Dneda this morning Andrew.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
No, no fog, but I's been a terrible start to
the day. Took the dogs for a walk and Billy
decided to roll in sea lion ship.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Oh my god, Oh what does smell like a crime?
By the way, that's and I imagine because of the
amount of fish in the sea lions that would disgusting.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Well, it's even worse because I have one good pair
of pants and and I try to nurse them through
the week I made. It's Wednesday, but I might have
got some of that sea lion ship online pants.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
That's awful, man, Well, why don't you take the g
lane approach and find a local fountain in a public
area and then wash your pants in the.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Disgusting?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Absolutely, he is not Andrew whore, is it?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
No?

Speaker 7 (47:44):
No, no, he's not a fan of sea lions either.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Andrew? Can you test your buzzer out please? It's your name, Andrew.
There we go. You're going up against Matt Andrew. Welcome
to the show, Matt, mate, how you're a painter from Wellington? Sure, Bud?
Has your dog ever rolled in sea lion ship? She
rolls in all sorts, mate, First, she loves the dead. First.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yeah, the stinky, the better the stink.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I don't know what it is, all right, Matt, Can
you test your buzzer out for us? Please?

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Matt?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
There we go, Matt versus Andrew first person to three
wins person number one, former first class cricketer, father of
Brendan and Nathan mccallums. Stu McCallum, dead or alive, Matte
Andry Matt Stu McCallum is a love correct character. He's

(48:40):
sixty years Andrew.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
Sorry, I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
That's okay. Matt got that one right. He's one up.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Andrew's playing for a bloody drug landing bill.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Here there's the number two actress Best nine for playing
Princess Leah in the Star Wars films, Carrie Fisher. Matt
Andre Matt, you buzzed in for first ive him? Andrew?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Would you like absolutely dead?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Correct? Okay? One each w W for wrestler famous in
the eighties and nineties. Andrew dead, Yes, rowdy ready, Piper
is That's a good guess.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
I think was the hard attack, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Not sure? But I'm guessing you're right. Actually they don't
w W cardiac is all right? So Andrew's t matter
is one person number four legendary naturalists and broadcaster Sir
David Attenborough. I go with Andrew on that one, or

(49:46):
would you go Matt?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I have no idea where you like.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
I heard it first, Okay, no, not out.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Andrew.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Oh sorry, I'm excited, Matt.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I think we think that you have first. He is alive. Correct,
It's too all comes down to this and I don't
want you jumping the gun right.

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Author on one of New Zealand's most experienced television sports commentators,
Keith Quinn alive Matt, Matt is Keith Quinn dead or alive?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Andrew, you handed it on a platter. You yelled at
the answer instead of your buzzer bugger.

Speaker 16 (50:30):
Oh yeah, okay, I was like.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
The sportsmanship at the end of that segment gives me
great joy. Congratulations Matt, bad luck, Andrew, thanks for playing,
Thanks for listening to the Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
Jerry and the Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Pleasure to welcome to the studio. Die Hen would die
as a as a man who understands Eastern religions, who
understands fun shwi. I'd like you to cast your eye
around the studio and tell me what you see.

Speaker 16 (51:04):
You know, well, it's been a while since I've been
in this studio and it does feel a bit more
pared back. It feels like it's got a sort of
almost Japanese minimalist aesthetic esthetic. Dead in front of me,
I'm looking at a sort of natural grass and then
we've got you've definitely up the game. I noticed oxygen wise,
there's a bit more oxygen in the studio released by

(51:27):
these beautiful plants.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Is a ficus right behind you?

Speaker 16 (51:31):
Oh, there certainly is, and it's got a lovely sort
of lavender hue to it.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, that's the elastic that's the elastic ruby ficus. This
here is are Sina, which looks a little bit like
a cabbage tree, kind of on acid.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
And this right here is a tussock.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
It is it? This is This is the remind and
I of the South Island heritage.

Speaker 16 (51:54):
I think I spent a bit of time with a
dre sena at back. And you need to be honest.
So what I want to know is are you both
green fingered? Are these in the right place? They's going
to survive well?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Straight off the bat.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
We didn't realize that we've potted them, but we didn't
realize you need some sort of tray underneath the pot
or the water and dirt.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
It's just going to go straight into the carpet. We've
got the worst of both worlds.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
In terms of the drecina because it looks kind of
almost like it's plastic.

Speaker 16 (52:23):
Yeah, I definitely have a plastic vibe about it, but
it is.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
I can assure you it's real, and it's going to
require extensive maintenance.

Speaker 16 (52:31):
And also it's already cramped by the television over there.
We've just got no growing room.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Look there's We're not saying it's perfect, We're just it's
a it's a starting point.

Speaker 16 (52:41):
I've always wanted to try like a Bonzei Perhoda kawa.
I've never seen one of those, but I thought that
make a good bonds I track.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
They would make a beautiful Bonzi tree. I was always
surprised that nobody ever thought of making fake pahodakwas for
the New Zealand Christmas trees, you know, so instead of
running a fake little pot tree, that we don't run
a Christmas a fake for a Christmas tree.

Speaker 16 (53:05):
Because that is the New Zealand Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
It seems where that nobody ever has one inside the
house and can you please cast your eyes straight forward
dianeward at twelve o'clock past Ruda to our water feature,
so that there's not currently we have got water inside
it that hasn't currently started working yet. Point to our
vagina like water feature which we bought yesterday from Bunning's Trade,

(53:31):
and that there is part of the ceramics which master
you are Functuy expert who came into the studio said
that we need we need more ceramic in water and water.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Now that was listed as they were calling that the
zen embrace that's supposed to depict two people locked in
a zen embrace.

Speaker 16 (53:49):
Oh yeah, sort of someone sitting on sort of almost
a reverse cowgirl situation where there because they're both someone
sitting on the lap, they're both looking for would I imagine?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah, that's not really It did not look like that
on the box. It looks a lot more biologically.

Speaker 16 (54:06):
As someone who meditates quite frequently, you don't often have
someone sitting in your lap. What you're doing it to
be honest, because that does provide a distraction. Yeah, you
can go out elsewhere, especially in a loose fitting robe.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeh. So overall, do you think that we're on the
right track.

Speaker 16 (54:30):
Though I do think you're on the right track. I
mean I'm no master woo. But everything also feels very
pushed into the corners though, like I feel you maybe
behind where Menia is. You want to create more of
a bush setting. Yep, maybe put them together rather than
spread them out, or you know, drop a few more
hyndi on the focus.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
More focus, Okay, we'll go more focus.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Die. You are embarking on a seven days tour very shortly, yes.

Speaker 16 (54:59):
Very much likeing forward to it to be honest, of
a bit of a road trip, a few flights around
New Zealand bringing the laughs.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Did you used to did it used to be a
van tour back in the day or was it always
a fly and flyout situation.

Speaker 16 (55:12):
We've tried very more, very sort of options on it.
We've even tried a taxi van from Dunedin to Omaru.
That option was providing very expensive, so we we now
we sort of fly to the main places, but then
try and organize it. You know, if you're going around

(55:34):
like Toad on a Hamilton then to nap you will drive.
I quite enjoy the drive because you know, you try
the pies even you talk a bit of rubbish in
the van until I'm often the designated driver. I really
enjoy driver, really yeah, I love it. You know, there's
somehow feel of being on the road. I'd tell you

(55:56):
what I'm looking at, getting a dash cam, right, yeah,
because you know, you occasionally see someone you're quite like,
think I'll grab that license flat track him down. But
I saw someone try that insurance scam where they stop,
then reverse into you and then they claim you the

(56:20):
I was talking to the insurance people. My insurance peoples
are had to claim and I was saying this and go, yeah,
you should get a debt dash cam and it can
lower your premium and all that. Because it's come to
New Zealand. It was a real American thing. Yeah, and
it started happening in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I've got a friend who's always a he's a camera operator.
In fact, the invented Dead or Alive, the game show
that we're just playing before, Dave Pearce, and he's always
running a dash camp wherever he goes bomp straight with
the dash camp. I think he though thinks that he's
going to sell some footage at some stage to one
of those shows. Overseas you see crazy driving and then

(56:54):
they you know.

Speaker 16 (56:56):
I tell you, if you ever want to go down
a rabbit hole, go down Russian dash.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
I was just gonna say this because they'll they'll pull
up at an intersection and some do to walk out
in front of them and then just hoist themself onto
the bonnet to try and get an insurance click.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (57:08):
But like while a comet and a missile is going
through screen, like it's always going off.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, so so Die. It's going to be how many
eleven shows throughout the country. You've got Jeremy Corbett, You've
got you Die, You've got Paul Ego, Hally Sprow, You've
got Justine Smith's, Josh Thompson, Ben Hurley, all of your
regulars from Seven Days. Also, the way that it works,
the first half the show is stand.

Speaker 16 (57:34):
Up, straight stand up, So basically you get an hour
almost like a gala of we all do seven to
ten minutes, so you get a really awesome lineup of
stand up, have a little break, then we come out
and we do an hour of Seven Days. It's that
thing of it is so much fun. And then the
world of streaming right where everyone's you're watching Netflix. Everyone's

(57:58):
having the same experience going to a live show that
only exists for that moment, right, that only exists for
that night. You go to the one the next night,
it'll be different, you know. Sure, even the stand up
might have a few of the same jokes or a
lot of the same jokes, but the vibes different, how
things happen are different. So that's what I love in
this modern world is live shows, live gigs. That's where

(58:21):
you're seeing uniqueness. You know, you're not just seeing the
same same thing that everyone else is.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
And I would also say that if I've been to
a live taping before and some of the best bits
that happened there didn't make it into the TV show.
So you get a little bit of a behind the
scenes yeah, oh and that's broadcast.

Speaker 16 (58:38):
This is a very different flavor to the show because, yeah,
you get people get on a bit of a bit
of a.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Roll, and you can keep going with it because you're
not thinking, Okay, this is going to be filming ye.

Speaker 16 (58:50):
And it's not go to an a this is going
to fit into that. It's just let loose and have fun.
It's awesome as we've been doing it now for this
live to her for so long, it's on people's radar
as like a Christmas sort of violate. They bring their
crew along and it's just super cool going to the

(59:11):
same towns and you know, you see some faces even
because they get a regular audience. And even you mentioned
something from last year, like we had a mayor down
in Nelson and she just got horrendously steamed before she
came out, and that was quite known of her. And

(59:32):
she came out and she put her like purse down
and it had the full click clank notes. She had
a couple of bottles of a couple of bottles of
shamers and there then she did, which is a very
ball and move for a mayor. We asked her a
question straight champagne bottle out of the bed, swearing no glass.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
You know that, and and so that just became.

Speaker 16 (59:54):
Iconic everyone and Nelson was, oh my god, the mayor.
You remember, she's not the mayor.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
We voted her out, but it's still here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
So it's incredibly popular. Seven Days Live tour throughout November.
You can go to seven days dot co dot in
Z four tickets, eleven shows throughout the country. Diehema, thanks
for coming. On Thank You Always lovely to see you
and you're gonna stay for the potty absolutely brilliant podcast
is going to be out at eleven am this morning.
Thanks for listening today, see tomorrow Tomorrow

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Thank You, Breakfast Show with Funnings, Trade Mail, Father's Day
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