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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hold Aki Breakfast. Load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Evan Charlton The hold AFTI Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome along to the Haidache Breakfast, Wines, Saturday, eighth of
October twenty twenty five. My name's Jimmy Wells.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Has been nice Joet, Good morning, Jerry, Morning, Ruda, Zoey
and studio bit breask this morning. How many layers are
we talking? We have got three?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
We got three, We've got three and twelve degrees?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I mean what, I'm ridiculed. I'm sure you've been
keeping abreast of this yeary, but I was watching the
news last night. Snow obviously earlier this week, twenty eight
forecasts in Hawk's Bay over the next couple of days.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Love it? How good spring? Love spring?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Good luck anyway. I always think about travelers who didn't
pay attention to the season to showed up here in
New Zealand and springs like what is going on?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
If anyone has ever said to me I'd love to
come down to New Zealand, I've always said, do not
come in spring.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, okay, I'll mean how ridiculous you'd lose an entire
day to a thunderstorm, snowstorm the next that's thirty degrees.
You're like, how am I? How I'm supposed to deal
with this?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Which Lamb's just killed by the millions down the south and.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Then cooks for your pleasure.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's right? Yeah. Now, I always said if I was
coming to New Zealand, I'd say March, Yeah, early March.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
You know what, Actually, Jerry, I'm sick of it. Should
we get out of here?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
True?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Great, idea?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Great, I just go somewhere with a more even climate,
like Texas or something.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Let's have a look. What's Yeah, Texas is quite good
this time here. I see they've got the Austin City
limits as well. That music festival going.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
On, all right, But Luke Come's playing there though, Yeah,
the Strokes are playing as well, the Kellers.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, the Kellers are playing. Yeah, Dodgy, Yeah, she's playing.
Hosey is playing. All right, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
There, Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
When I is doing something, yes, which is very interesting
and something I've never seen anyone do before, and that
is to go on to a website I imagine, yes,
and look at the in flight entertainment. Yeah, for his
long haul flight that he's about to undertake.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm looking for something. There's a certain thing that I'm
looking for as well. This is a move that I
didn't know existed until my missus told me about it.
Because she will go on there and plan out what
she wants to watch, make sure that she's got them there.
And I think maybe what she's doing is if they
don't have it, she'll download it on her phone. I
think that's a movie. I like, you didn't know that
could even happen, but I had an idea of what
I wanted to watch on We're flying to Texas tonight

(02:21):
for the Export Ultra Bear Garden Tour of Texas.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
If you didn't know, if you didn't know Ruder, did
you know that Ruder?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, actually not, because I'm going to be here tomorrow
with Ben Hurlen Tony. I'm not going to be in Texas.
I'm going to be You don't want to come, but
I would love to go.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You should sit there.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Why why do you say that Gelane hates me?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Gelane hates us? But he's still up. But anyway, Yes,
so I've gone it. Yeah, you can do this. He's
a travel hack for you. You can go ahead and have
a look at what movies are on there now. If
you're on a your New Zealand flight, pretty safe to
assume all of the Lord of the Rings and Hobbits
are going to be on there. Yea great, great time wasted.
If you've got quite a long flight and you're worried
about it, you can.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Get through one of those.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Another thing is you've seen Lord of the Rings one
hundred times, so you can fall asleep, wake back up,
and no dramas.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
If you are also on an in New Zealald far
I'm assuming this because I haven't gone on to the
website that you're currently on and I to look at
the Floating Tamba. But there's going to be more hunting
and fishing shows, yeah, out of New Zealand than any
other airline in the world.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Rachie mccaor Dan Carter and anyone else who's had a
documentary made about them by TV and Z is basically
on there. And any movie that you actually want to
watch is probably get probably not going to show up.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
That is our Homeachey podcast on there, now, that's a
great question to me.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
They did used to be Yeah, they used to be
on there.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
With me as I God help people. I mean, I
would love to see the numbers of people that listen
to that.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I'm just imagining you putting yourself through fourteen hours of
listening back to yourself.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Wow. We've worked with people before on the show who've
spent some time who have been busted looking at listening
to their own podcast. What about it?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, just a real honest raw because you're so emotional
when you're in the air as well, there's something about
being on planes that makes you emotional. Fourteen hours of
just open accountability.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Withlf in some more time with yourself.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Just turn your screen off so you're just looking at
your own reflection and listening to the sound of your voice.
You get to know yourself doing anything worthwhile with my life.
At the moment, I was going to watch the prequel
trilogies for the Star Wars, so I was looking for
you know, jar Jar Binks in them, those ones. I
haven't rewatched those in a long time. I have a
theory they're not as bad as I remember them to be. Really, anyway,

(04:29):
they're not on there. So I'll be listening to the
entire back catalog of this year's Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Show I imagine that those Star Wars trill that would
be expensive. Oh yeah, that's a good point because I
think I feel like in New Zealan save a little
bit of money with their own flight entertainment. Yeah, you
go on Summa lines and they only have content watch
is really like there's no six not even I'm not
even going to say six scenes, which reminds me of

(04:58):
something else which we must talk about later on day,
about watching sex scenes with the children, which I did
last night, but on television that's a weird thing. But
there won't even be any kind of what seems like uh,
normal relationship with kiss or touch or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, and then you watch because there's some movies where
there's pretty important crucial plot points. I think the Freddy
Mercury one has a few of those.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Singapore lines that they don't like that sort of stuff.
That don't like that sort of stuff, that sort of.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Stuff, And you watch the movie. At the end of it,
you're like, what he did? That movie suck. And then
you talk to you mate, like that movie was awesome.
It made no sense. I didn't follow any structure at all,
And they're like, yeah, you missed like massive parts of
that movie.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, the people in Dubai have decided thetis. They decided
that to cut out major plot points. Leftunza however basically porn.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh really yep, been in free with.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Entertainment terrible in float service, but entertainment on Emirates?

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Have they got broke back mountain? Have they got there? Firstly,
excuse me?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Read it like in that in that Imiralti world there
are no gay people. There are no gay people in
the UE. You're not allowed to be gay in the UE.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
The other one if you ever end up on an
Emirates flight is once your show finishes, it returns you
to the home screen and the home screen plays a
propaganda podcast for you. That's like the Shake and his
infinite wisdom has decided to build them verdically for flu
Beyonce out for the opening of the thing and you
because you fall asleep watching your show and then all
of a sudden this comes on. You wake up and

(06:37):
you're like, praise be yeah, may peace be upon them.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
It works. They're getting through subconsciously into these people and
all of the business ideas and proposals that you can
have in Delbay and it's like, what amazing business hub
Delbert is bro.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
We need to be doing that on the New Zealand
in New Zealand. Need to get someone on there just
and just brainwash it, you know, is a great Yeah, exactly,
Sit for Dream widely available over the counterdown Thanks for
the great work of David Seymour. That's where we're going
wrong as a country.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Not enough propaganda. Jerry Mnnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast, The
History of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Timor is one of the members of the Wu Tang Clan.
On this day in nineteen forty five, Percy L. Spencer
pageants the microwave oven. Spencer was an American engineer and
inventor who for Raithie On, a company known for developing
radar technology during World War Two.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Percy's not a name you hear a lot of nowadays,
is it.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Montgomery was probably the last one I can remember.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, And he was an outlier, and he looked like
a Percy Montgomery to Percival, I suppose is the longer
form of that. Percival.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
If you lined up one hundred people and I'd never
seen Percy Montgomery before and said one of these guys
is Percy Montgomery, I could have picked them. It's like
oxen chair as well. I could have picked them out.
He was working on something called a magnetron spencer, Percy spencer.
That is, noticed the chocolate bar in his pocket had
melted and his nose started bleeding. He began experience all

(08:09):
his fellingsveller. He began experimenting with other foods. Popcorn kernels
popped and an egg place near the magnetron exploded. Realizing
the potential for heating food quickly and efficiently, he designed
a metal box that could safely contain microwaves and direct
them in the food crewd in the microwave oven. The
first commercial model, called the Radar Range, was released in
nineteen forty seven. It was one point seven meters tall,
It weighed three hundred and forty kilos and cost about

(08:32):
one hundred and twenty thousand New Zealand dollars in today's money.
It was mainly used in restaurants, ships, and hospitals.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, so it's not that far away from the national
genius microwave oven that we had the first of one
that was a giant sort of a thing.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Man, it was berg not much smaller than an actual other.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
No, nah, No, people used to. I had a friend
whose mother and I won't name names, Valderkinson. She used
to do. She loved a microwave like she was all
about the microwave. She had the Olison Holst Microwave coopbook.
She would cook roast chicken in a microwave. It took
an hour and fifteen. It took an hour and twenty

(09:08):
five to roast a chicken beautifully. Yeah, and she would
whip that sucker into the microwave and a soggy gray
piece of crap meat got faster, well ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Save that ten minutes, mate. You spend so much time
at boarding school doing dumb shit, and one of the
things that we did was experimenting in microwaves and learning
all about how different things reacted. So you put a
fork in there, that thing sparks up, spoon, no effect.
It's when there's multiple different bits of metal that it
can spark between. Oh yeah, and don't try this. By

(09:45):
the way, tinfoil went crazy. You bunch up some tinfoils,
throw that and that'll go nuts. And then the real
showstopper was putting a light bulb in the microwave and
turning that on. Turn all the lights off and it
turns the room purple. Don't do this, and anyone's listening
to this, don't do this.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Catholic boys boarding schools. Yeah, experimentation of the science.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
And I had another mate, and again, don't do any
of this. I don't know that mate at Yuni who
we would go to house parties and just before he left,
he would take the block of cheese out of their fridge,
put it in the microwave, put it on for twenty
four hours, and leave And so the next morning they'd
wake up and they'd just be cheese melted all through
their microwave in kitchen.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Things have advanced a long way because when we were
at born in school, we're obsessed with our goldfish and
doing stuff to our goldfish, including we put our goldfish
in the microwave and the microwave and it survived it.
It was the most It was this amazing goldfish came back.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
A week later. It was three feet long.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
It survived the freezer, it survived the fridge, it survived
the microwave, high dives. I think it got it. And
then was bubble bath. Did not like bubble Bath again.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Don't try that.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Ninety two video game Mortal Combat is released as a
two D fighting game by Midway Games that apart from
other fighting games that Street Fight or two because of
digitized actors instead of hand drawn characters that developers filmed
real much artist and digitize their movements. This gave the
game a gretty realistic look. No one's done that, since
I don't, I don't recall. Now looked incredible Raiden. How

(11:16):
long until they do that again?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I played Raiden a lot thunder gods, yep raid and.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
The other thing was the over the top violence. Punches, kicks,
uppercuts were followed by blood splatter and now at the
and the now iconic fatalities loved players to finish off
their opponents and grusome ways, ripping and their spines out
the ass and burning them alive and that kind of thing.
Lou Kang a model of Bruce Lee among model off

(11:42):
Bruce Lee, sub zero ice wielding Ninja Scorpion known for
his get over here spear attack Raydon. That was your one,
Johnny Cage Sonya Blade Kano originally released in arcades, then
on home consoles like this Supernintendo and see Genesis. The
Genesis AD a version where you could see blood if
you intoed a s secret code. In twenty fifteen, Once

(12:03):
upon a Time as Sheolin was released by Wu Tang.
It's the most expensive piece of music of all time.
Instead of going public on streaming or CD shelves, they
made one physical copy of the album.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I did not know about this. I did not know
about all.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Right, So it was a double CD. It was auctioned
for around four million dollars. The idea was dreamed up
by the rizzordh The rizzor Wu Tang's found a slash producer,
was to treat an album like a one of a
kind painting or sculpture. So it took sixty years to
record and it was locked inside of a handcrafted silver
and nickel bottom.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
This is what you're hearing in the background is not
at No, this is cream.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
No one's heard it.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Casuals everything around me. Crean, get the money, dollar dollar,
bill yall.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
The album came with a legal contract stating it couldn't
be streamed, copied, or released until twenty one, three eighty
eight years after its sale. However, it could be played
privately for personal enjoyment or at listening events.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
This is genius.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
In twenty seventeen, the purchaser was convicted of securities frauds
and the US government seized his assets, and twenty twenty
one the album was sold again by the US government
to a crypto art collective, which paid about eight million
dollars for it.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
So you'll never hear no unless you unless you end
up hanging out with the person who's a crypto yeah,
who plays it probably every night listening parties and while
people sit around and snort huge amounts of cocaine.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Had a similar idea for I know you guys did
the podcast on vinyl A little one off. I had
a similar idea. It was podcast in person, So it's
a one on one podcast, so I just come around
and talk to you for like an hour, oh yea,
and it only ever exists once and.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
We put on headphones and work a microphone around and
just yeah, it doesn't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
A live a live.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
One on one podcast, live one on one podcast.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Personal podcast. I like that. The PP Jeff gets every.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Night born on this day. Bruno Mars, pop star and producer.
He has a name. My missus knows Bruno Mars's name
and left forgive me. Peter Peter Hernandez.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Better nand is this he's what he's someone suggested alleged
gambling debts or something I've heard.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I've heard that. And then he was brought out of
his gambling debts by his record label. And now he
has to just churn out song after song.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
After some particulous amount of great songs coming out of
that man.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
And Segotty Weaver best actress best known to Alien, Ghostbusters
and Avatar. She's seventy six today Beaver and Matt Damon
Matt Daimon, Award winning actor and screenwriter good with the
hunting born identity The Martian fifty five Today, Nay Dami.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
And that is the history of yesterday. Today, It's tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's tomorrow for Wednesday, the eighth of October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Jurry in the Night, The Holdarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Populate the sport headline Sanks to export, Ultra to bear
for hair, Silver Fern's interim coach Avette Mclausland. Joe Jury
insists no parameters are in place regarding her actions as
she responds to another SOS from Netball New Zealand incumbent
mentor Dame Noleing Toto remains stood down as a mediation
saga lingus. Why they keep calling a mentor? She's a coach,

(15:08):
doesn't she?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Okay, So this is what's happening here is and this
really annoys me. In the world of journalism, the few
journalists that are left, they are taught not to repeat
the same word within the story. So if they've used
the word coach for a vent McCausland jury, they don't
want to then turn around and call Dame Noling Toto
a coach.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
They can't.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
So they've looked for another word for coach and they've
found mentor.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
That's a different thing. I know, I know, and she's
not a mentor tactician Maybe I don't know. Yeah, coach.
That is very confusing. Also, stop asking if McCausland jury.
She she has put her hand out for the country,
for the nation, to do her duty as an expert
in her field, to come in and help coach this team.

(15:55):
Stop asking her if she's hanging around, Stop asking of
what's going on. She's the only one coming into like
help fix this whole suchua and and are people keep
trying to grab headlines out of it?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
She better get some kind of New Year's honor out
of this. I mean she should get at least a
Queen Service Medal, maybe a Yeah, I mean Dame Nolean
got a Dame hood.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
She stepped in when she needed to be older. Vet
mccaus and Joe Jury.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I feel like we shouldn't night or dame people before
they're finished doing the thing that night or damed for
you know what I mean. Assume she she was given
her damehood for services to Netport, Yes, she was. I
feel like you should wait until the finished I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah. Also, I think, I mean, she is over fifty,
but you should be over fifty two, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, that's right. That is that your unjustification for not
having one.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
That's speculation. Basketballer Lebron James was poised to retire have
proved unfounded. Forty year old was actually flogging a brand
of Cognac when he posted a video to social media
with the captain saying a decision of all decisions.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
So way back in the day, he did an ESPN
special called The Decision and it was where he was
going to sign his next contract, and it was with
the Miami Heat. He moved from Cleveland Cavaliers, where he
was from, to the Miami Heat, widely panned. People did
not like that move because basically he was given a
middle finger to his hometown and then moving somewhere else.
It's quite arrogant. No I'd ever done it before. Yesterday
he posted and said the decision Part two. Now he

(17:22):
is forty. He's going to be forty one by the
end of the season. I think only two people have
ever played that long in their careers. And so everyone's like, oh,
he's going to retire. Turns out it was a Henny ad.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Forty. He's still playing all those games.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Eighty two games in the regular season.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
The guy is worth over a billion dollars. He's got
a lifetime a billion dollar deal with Nike. On top
of he gets paid fifty million dollars a year from
his contract.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
He must just love bouncing that ball up and down
the court. Just a slave to the game. Brother, and
who wants to be a miniere? Who wants to be
a millionaire? Welcome to the Australian Tennis Open Edition. It's
the Grand Slam Tournament's latest innovation. For one million Australian dollars.
Players will engage in papers as rock to determine who
serves or receives, and the winner progresses to the next round.

(18:15):
Entries are open at clubs across Australia teen amateurs twenty
two professionals who eventually compete for the purse on rod
labor Arenas.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
So is that part of the Australian Open is that
a separate thing? Can anyone into that?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I don't know what that? We need to find more
out about that?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Did they ask if it McCausland, Joe, Jerry about that
I should fill on? Does Craig down understand it?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Creaked out understands he outstays everything other than MMP, the
OCR and the ocr and the little labels on his oven.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Jerry and min Nin the hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
So your slice videos have gone off your algorithm, Jerry?
What have they been replaced with?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Is what I worry about, so weird. What I am
happy about is I never have any political videos. You
don't seem to arrive on my Instagram, which is a
good sign for me. Now.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
The only time it's ever happened to me is after
that fellow got shot and it showed up on my thing,
and then I watched that and I was so horrified,
as like, oh my god, and so I had to
watch it again. And then all of a sudden, it's like,
you like this guy, You're like that, you want to
watch Yeah, I just want to watch leagu highlights. You
want to be.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Random people talking about politics around the world.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Absolutely do want to see that.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
My algorithm knows I do not like that. Nah, so
I'm happy about that.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I don't understand where people want to because people obviously
love that stuff. It's like you go on social media
for a bit of a break, you know, see something entertaining,
and you want to watch stuff that makes you angry.
I don't know why the hell you would.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I don't understand that either, But I don't understand us either.
I'll play it to you. Why would I be sent this?

Speaker 6 (19:49):
I turned to this bit of here front facing, feet
open torso right at you, open arms, palms to the clouds.
You're joining the bidding and welcome seven and a half
on top of the twelve and a half nineteen and
a half. When I'm turning to a bit of for
the first time, front facing, open ended, welcome you in
I'm making it easy for you to connect with me
and join the play. Welcome a couple of quick bits.

(20:11):
Welcome you back here. Look at this me right, only
a three quarter turn or a half turn, two and
a half, and I lean in two.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
And a half.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
A couple of rapid fire bits from right to left.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Wow. This is a guy, Brent Illicit, and he is
an auctioneer, and he's teaching tips for auctioneering.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
On how to be an auctioneer.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Now I'm I'm not interested in being an auctioneer. I've
never been anuctioneer. I once ran the ponsibly kindergarten auction
to disastrous effect. Well there's absolute disaster.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Because you obviously had and watched Brent's videos. That was
three quarter turn parts of the sky. Welcome them in.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Welcome Boom. He turns his body and he goes bomb.
He goes my knee, boom boom. I'm using my arms
bomb three quarter.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Maybe a half turn twelve seven and a half will
do I have nineteen and a half.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Got another one back here, and I'll welcome you in.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Not a text, but the top coming on that video.
Is is this Chris Lily's new character?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
It's like that, Okay, I mean it was really interesting
to hear about the art form that is auctioneering. It
is an art form.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, because you're trying to drive the price up. Anyone
who's watched the Block knows the value of a good auctioneer.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah. It's a performance. And those guys are very good.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
And they can fluster people into paying too much, you know,
more than what they wanted to.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I god, I've never been involved. Have you ever been
involved in an auction before?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yep? Have you?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Did you buy your house through auction?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I have bought a house at auction?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh that seems way too stressful for me. I'm very
much like I know. In fact, I'm sure he won't
mind missaing this. But g Lane has an auction strategy,
which is, go and make the highest bed you're comfortable
with making him then just leave. So he just walk
in his I'll pay one hundred dollars for this thing,
and the guy's like one ten. He's like, I'm out, Well,
it's the betting open at five dollars. Is like, this

(22:02):
is how much I'm prepared to pay for this thing.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
It's an only weird thing. I mean, because you are
talking about the largest investment probably that you're ever make
in your life.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I know, I don't want to make that decision in
the room.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
That's a crazy thing. I mean, the thing that the
people sit around in mull over decisions of like two
hundred dollars, three hundred dollars, and the thing hard about that. Yeah,
and yet you are making an instant The most frustrating
thing I found is that it was it was me
and two other people who are bidding for this house,
and I was leading the bed, and then these other
people were floundering and I had them. I had them

(22:32):
on the road, I had them on the ropes and
the bloody auctioneer and that situation goes, Look, do you
guys need some time to go away and think about it? No,
they don't. No, keep the pressure from how an auction works.
Three quarter term boom bom bom bomb bomb, don't welcome
anyone new.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
And this is how this works. I've got one little
algo song if we got time for it. This has
just been I don't know why this had my algo
and it got stuck in my head.

Speaker 7 (22:55):
In Australia or no, I never stop his car, always car,
a little deer, a door, a door, come hunt, Biden's dad,
charm with my brother.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
That's my friend.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Australian American car.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Gott a quiver of the arrows in my bar, in
my bar, you know, talking about the toomb I got
far in the garden with the two Kings. Hard hard hard,
really like Santa Claus. Horror, horror, l I got a
mark more.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
For the rest of the time, you're just gonna say,
I've been, it's been gone. I've been working on the house.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
That's really good or.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
More very Australian.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, it's super interesting.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Jerry and LENI the hold Icky.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Breakfast in the groceries today, Jerry, and you know, I
love to make a radio segment out of anytime I
go and do the groceries.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
You know.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Sometimes well, actually one of my favorite things are going
overseas is actually going into the supermarket and seeing the
weird stuff that they've got in there. Sometimes in New Zealand,
the weird stuff comes to you and it's in the
in the international aisle and your groceries there. Oh yeah,
and I found something yesterday that immediately made me think
of you, and next she'll grab it for you. Now,
I think it combines two of your favorite favorite things.

(24:25):
I know you love milk beverages, don't you.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Ah, So did you say you're in the international aisle
and you've actually purchased this thing for mees ahoul.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
It's two of your favorite things, so thoughtful, and I
know one of them is milk beverages.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Okay, oh can.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, Jerry, what's the name of that?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
So that's interesting you thought of me when you look
at this. When I especially, it's got a picture, a
cartoon picture of a of a person worth dark here
bag giant eyes, looks sort of in the in the
in the Asian style, I would say, maybe in the
sort of a Chinese cartoon character person kid. And then
it says on the side hot kid, milk beverage. So

(25:12):
my favorite two things, what are you saying are kids?
Hot kids and milk.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
And milk beverages. I just know it combined. By when
I saw this, I was like, how have they how
could they possibly have this on the shelves and it
says hot kid milk beverage. Do you think maybe it
was lost in translation and it's supposed to be a
hot milk beverage for kids must be because I walk
fast there at the gray line countdown and was like, no,

(25:40):
hot kid milk beverage? Is it a milk beverage for
hot kids? Are they using hot kids to advertise the
milk beverage? Why is the milk in a can?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Good news?

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Taalal so? And then it says want I want want
hot kid milk beverage?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Dan, hang on, are there any instructions on it, as
you know, as it's supposed to be served?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Well, that's what I can't because it's in it's a mandarino.
Is there any anyone got Google translation? Yeah, you whack
that on there and just have a look at it.
Say what else? See what else it says on there?
It's quite a lot of it's quite a lot of
instructional under run by the looks of it. I was just,
do I do I google this?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I don't think I do google hot kid milk bevery
I'm going to I'm not on the work computer.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, okay, what's it coming up?

Speaker 5 (26:33):
As it keeps telling me it's Spanish, that is not correct.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's telling me it's.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Definitely not Spanish looks to me to be a Mandarin.
It might be Cantonese.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Getting confused because there's more than one language on it.
What there's more than modeling, talks about Australian, talks about
New Zealand, importing. I'm not going to be able made
in China. Yeah, I'm not going to be able to.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Great text on three four three?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Is it goat milk?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Because that explain why.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
I'm googling it.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
This is oh my god, I don't know many easily.
I don't know. I mean, it's probably not the worst
thing that you've googled in recent times.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
But I still want Want hot.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
It's by Want one. It's a brand. Everyone knows the
brand Want Want.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
We all know what one but hot head milk beverage.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Okay, well, what have we got read of anything? It's
all in. It's all in.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Someone else said Google lens.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I gotta try it. I think it's a yeah, I
gotta try. I mean, as you said, meant to be
served hot, I.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Don't know, is it meant to be served cold? That
has not been in the fridge?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
So it's a can Okay, It's got a milk like
flavoring and it's cooled that because it's hot in most
Asian countries as only.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
As in popular hot.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
No like warm?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Are you okay? But well then how do you hate
it up?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Though?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Because it's in a can.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Oh my god, it's not as a brown color.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh oh, smellow, did you shake it first?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It's smell. I did shake it first. It smells like
it smells like what our milk smells like about a
month after it's expired.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Okay, so it is milk.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
No, it's not busy. Here we go. This is the
hot kid Milk beverage from Want Want Drink Beverages. That
is absolutely disgusting. It's like condensed milk. It's sweet. It's

(28:37):
so sugary. Actually, you know what, it tastes a little
bit like what breast milk? Ah, it tastes like breast milk.
Maybe that's why it's it's breast milk? Is it from children?
It's not like sixteen year old breast milk Wednesday morning?
Everything is fine, it's jesuine the bonner from six to nine.
That's you shouldn't have played that.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
That.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I want that's that tastes a lot like breast milk.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, I want to take your word for it, man,
I don't really want to try that.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
So Chelsey hasn't been doing weird things, not telling me
about it, milking yourself ash not again.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
It's on six on three four o three.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I want one?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Is WILLI wan because Asian cousin.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, that stuff. Look, that's not going to take off
in New Zealand. I can tell you that. Oh my god,
you gotta try something.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
No, I don't try something.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
You try something, Try something, tries up, tries up.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Cherry up, never get a lemon?

Speaker 7 (29:40):
Yeah, down, we're reckon in six sil nine on for dark.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
That is Row the Guyino doing an amazing recks Yeah powerful,
powerful wrest Castle there. Yeah, you think you've seen us
in a sting. I just hid to the iHeart Radio
aptpress a little microphone eyeicon. You can send that in
the ruder will put it to music.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
And at least up until now, I've still never been
let down by Rotherguyner. Just before seven o'clock, Jerry, you
tried hot Milk Hot kid milk beverage that I found
at the Grayland countdown yesterday in Auckland. It was in
the International section. I assume it's a poor translation. It's
not goat milk. As far as we can tell.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's from Want Want Beverages, and everybody knows Want Want Beverages. Yeah,
the famous beverage company out of Shanghai.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, and it is literally there's a picture of a
kid on a red can and it's called Hot Kid
Yeap milk beverage.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
We tried it. I cannot get the taste out of
my mouth. It's a weird milky. I don't know if
you've ever tried rice milk. It kind of tastes like that.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
It's got a bit of that. And the other thing
was that it's room temperature.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Which is disgusting. Yeah, but I didn't know whether it
was supposed to be hot or cold. So I lift
it in the middle. I shook it up for you.
I dropped it when I brought it in this morning.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
You said that it tastes a little bit like Tulsi's
breast milk, and Peters Tixson on three four eight three
can confirm it tastes like Toulsi's breast milk.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, so he's obviously tasted Tulsy's breast milk as well
and tasted the Hot Milk beverage. And there's not many
people out there that have done both of those things.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Hot Kid don't only make milk beverages. They make something
called ball cake, bald cake, no ball ball cake or
honey flavored ball cake and milk flavored ball cap.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I see what they're up to at One one. I
know the people at one Win. I know the type
of people they are hiding in plain sight.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Huge hour of radio coming up. I know we say
that every morning, but today that's true. The Hidacky Breakfast Masterm.
I'm back before eight o'clock. Women's Space Wednesday is a
Star Wars edition Today. Up next, long haul flight strategies.
How do you play it?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Jerry in the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
We're talking long haul flight strategies today on the show. Jerry,
We've got a long haul flight and I promise we
won't go on about it after this, but for the
next ten minutes to be with us. What are the
strategies for getting through a long haul flight? And I
feel like everyone's got their own difference strategies, like, for example,
some people swear against drinking on a long haul fly. Yes,
they think that when you wake up after a drinking

(32:07):
session on a long haul flight and you hungover, that
that's a fate worse than death. I don't have I'm
not of that opinion. And I also think that one
of the best ways to get over jet lag and
the time difference is to get pretty heavily on the
beers and then you wake up the next morning and
are you hungover? Are you jet lagged? Who knows? You
could be either.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah, that an interesting mix though, when you go with
the sleeping this is the other thing. Sleeping pills are
not just sleeping well, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I've done it once where the doctor prescribed me some
sleeping pills and it was one of those seventeen hour suckers.
When I got on the plane, I was booked in
on the window seat. There was an old lady sitting
in the window seat that was actually my seat. When
I went to sit down and I said to her
and I showed my app I said, oh, you're sitting

(32:54):
in my seat. I'm booked in on the window seat.
She responded to me in a different language that I
didn't speak, and basically was just saying, no, I'm sitting
here next to the window.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I thought, maybe she's explaining I get anxious, so I
need to sit by the window. Whatever. I was like, okay, whatever,
I'm just going to sit in the middle seat. I
sit in the middle seat. I popped two sleeping pearls
and I am out. The next thing I realized is
I'm being shaken awake as we're landing at the end
of the seventeen hour flight, and I have slipped almost
the entire time.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
That's a great result.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I think we were about an hour or two into
it when I went to sleep.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
That's one of a great results.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I felt amazing. I mean, I felt horrible as soon
as I woke up. But then eventually I came right
the lady to my So the lady sitting next to
the window was on my right, lady's on my lift.
She was a kiwi and I was like, are we landing.
She goes, yeah, You've slipped the entire time.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
We tried to wake you up like four times. We
couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
The old lady next to you had to climb over
you like five times to go to the bathroom throughout
the thing.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
And I was like, that is what you get. Yeah,
we totally for stealing my seat.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
You now have to climb over my lifeless corpse five
times because she wudn't had the strongest bladder. Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Oh, I can imagine you would have had a good
snore on too. Oh yeah, you would have had a
good snore on.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
But that's the problem. That's why I don't like those
sleeping pills, because you are like not quite asleep, not
quite awake. You know, you can peel someone's eyes open
with that stuff.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
It was not really asleep. You've just knocked yourself out.
You've drugged yourself. Yeah, the idea that I had some
zumers in a wonderful sleep. No, no, no, you just
you just drugged yourself. You know, I'm not sure about
sleeping I didn't have the sleeping pels. I don't go
with the sleeping pearls because for me, oftentimes I have
the sleeping pells and then I have like three hours
really good, well not really good, knock myself out for

(34:38):
three hours, and then I will somehow have a thought
and that thing, and then I'll wake up and I'll
be in that sleeping pill kind of anger, and I
get into a kind of a bit of a weird zone. Also,
I've flown with other people who have overdone the sleeping pearls.
A friend of mine and I flew back from Europe
somewhere or something like that, and he over did it.

(35:00):
And at the takeoff he was looking a bit woozy
even getting onto the plane, because he'd had them in
the in the lounge beforehand. And then he was and
he was looking for something in his bag and we
hadn't taken off yet, and he was looking down to
the to the left, and I thought, God, he's taking
a long time to find that thing in his bag.
And he just kept looking in his bag, keep looking

(35:21):
in his bag. We took off, he was still looking
in his bag. He looked in his bag. He'd fallen
asleep looking into his bag, and he did exactly what
you did, BENI. He didn't wake up until we touched down. Yeah,
he completely knocked himself out.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
It's like time travel. When you do that, you just
blink and you're in a different part of the world.
Kind of weird, yeah, but you feel awful after that.
Texture On three four hight through, Jerry gets stuck into
passengers with a lot of PDA.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
So watch up, min I that's a good point. Well,
look I I have and actually I think we will
be flying with one particular passenger who I've joined the
mile high club with. What But that's a different sight,
different story. Joe jurry Well tells he's coming.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Give a text three four o three? What are your
long haul flight strategies? Is it PDA? Is it flying
with Jerry's messes?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Falling asleep?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Looking into your bag?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Sleeping pills? What's you?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
What are your what are your hacks for long term flight?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah, I'll share my clothing strategy up next. It's very
important what you're wearing, particularly downstairs.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
We're talking about long haul flight strategies.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
We're talking about whether you take sleeping pills or not.
Just off ere. I was agreeing with this text around
three four eight three who said, a jugging a half
of Hazy in the airport and you'll be asleep before
the safety briefing. I don't mind that, but the getting
on the crafties man, that'll give you crooked guts. And
there's something about being in the air that makes it
feel like your guts are expanding, you know what I mean,

(36:48):
Like you get so gassy on those flights.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
I would say too rich as well the parrot dogs.
You don't want anything rich. And you know, in conjunction
with that, I would say no pork, no pork, no pork, pork,
no beef. Don't eatoo, be very careful with the beef.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
The beef. Did a number of men g lane last year?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
My god, did it well? I was sitting behind you.
Boy did it ever?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
That was floating, That was floating back whatever you were
putting out. It was heavy in the air too, I'd say, yeah,
it wasn't breaking down at altitude. Sometimes that stuff that
you're emitting at your back passage doesn't break down like
it should.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well, it condenses and in the pressurized cabin it can
contend to waft a little bit.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
It's a bit like the hot Kid milk beverage.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's a lot like the hot In fact, that's probably
terrible prep for for a long half flight. Texta on
three four eight three from Gibbo. Hey boys, pulling all
night of the night before. If it's a real big flight,
just go back to back now, Gibbo, go hard, no,
Gibbo Gibbo, reckons go hard, Gibbo.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
I've made that mistake multiple times. Actually, I've made that mistake,
and once upon a time I did go with that strategy.
There is nothing worse than sitting on a long haul flight,
especially if you're if you're you know, if you got
if it's a full flight, yep, and you're down the
back of the plane and you're crammed restricted, and you've

(38:03):
got the slight bit of anxiety going on, and you
actually want to get out and experience some sort of
fresh air, a little bit of space, and there's nothing
worse the being hungover, being hungover in that situation. It's
because when.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I'm hungover, all I'm doing is sitting down in the
same spot for hours and watching movies, which is all
you're doing on a plane anyway, because you just want.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
To stretch out a bit. You know, if you can
stretch out, that's fine. This person here, My hack for
a long haul flight is to take a spare pair
of gruts and a plastic bag.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Hard to find that these days.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
So change your underwear at the halfway point and use
the plastic bag for your old pier or just put
them on the armrest. That's a great hack.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I was going to I was going to suggest that
put them on the arm rest if you're sitting in
the middle, then you'll get all the room you need.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
That's quite good.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Actually, have you ever seen the hack online with a
say you're flying with your partner or someone else's partner,
and you know there's three seats, then four, then three
you book out the window and the aisle seats, so
there's one seat in between you and your partner, so
that when people go to book the seat, they don't
want to just sit in the middle between two people,
so chances are they won't book it. And so then

(39:14):
you and your partner get all three seats you out
and if worst case, if they do, just go sorry,
that's there's my wife here. Can we swap seats?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah? You know, no, that's not bad.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
What about this from Ashley raw DOGGT No sleep, no food,
no entertainment, just drinks and hitting on their hostesses. That's
not going to win it at twenty twenty five, I
would say you've got to think as well about the
clothing strategies that you go One. I say natural fibers
be very very careful about hemp. Great, your cottons, your linens,

(39:47):
your marina, your animals, your marina, your cashmeres, our packer,
your bamboo mo here, mo here, even anything, angorra Angora,
chuck it in yourselves, Angora moha your silks. Yeah, right,
very very good. So you're gonna saturn no, no, no,
and definitely not satin box of shorts. Okay that I

(40:09):
would avoid satin box of shorts with a denim absolute disaster.
Long hauld you are going that's kind of rot out
by the time you get this sixteen seventeen hours.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I want to have to get changed.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
It's going to be shredded by the time you arrive.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Let you changed. That's what I was because I was
thinking of low riding a pair of baggy denim shorts
over the my satin boxes.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
No, you're going to be moister than a Louisiana swamp
by the time you arrive in Oyster.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I yeah. I dress for comfort one hundred percent. Whenever
you see someone, it's generally older people that get onto
a flight and they are in jeans and like boots
or something.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
You a sally jacket? Do you know you look like
you're looking for an.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Upgrade fifteen hours. Yeah, it's ridiculous. My friends and I
complete hard resets every time we change time zones. The
idea being that you go out early, get blackout, drunk,
pass out ideally before ten pm. Sure fire away to
get a full night's wrist. If you wake up in
a pool of your own, you know your reset.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
No, that's not that's not bad.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Jerry and Mini the Hodachy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
While back we ran a six monthly review of the
Hidacke Breakfast. One of the work ons that came back
was more women's content.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
That's right, And to that end, we brought around women's
space Wednesday, because of course a cornerstone of wacky commercial
radio is alliteration, so it had to happen on a Wednesday.
And the first point of order was that it was
brought to my attention that women could not make machine
gun noises with their mouths, and we tested that, and
what we actually found was that native English speaking women can't,

(41:38):
but Spanish speaking women can because of the rold ours.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Then the next week we decided to test whether women
could make car noises with their mouths. This segment has
quickly evolved into things women can't do it. I just
want to say that was never the intention. But someone
did text in last week and said can we do
walky noises the week?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
And I absolutely we Can's okay? The question yes more?
Really what can women? What can and can't women do?
I just can they make walking noises?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
So I give us called eight hundred had oh eight
one hundred four to seven five, make your best walking
noise and we'll guess your gender.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yes, see if you're a man or a woman. We
currently have four people on the line ready to go.
Don't know whether they are men or women. Don't even
know their names, so we will go call the number one.
If you can hear me now you are alive on air.
Could you make your walking noise please, and I'll guess
whether you're a man or a woman. That's a good walkie.

(42:36):
That's a man. Reveal yourself.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Caller one, powerful walking noise by the way, that's great.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
That was really good. Okay, well done. Caller number two.
Would you like to do your walkie noise for us now? Please?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Oh that one's like that. That sounds a little bit
like a landline ringtme.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Could you do your noise again? Please?

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
The in part sounds feminine, but I think that's it.
I think that's a I think that's a male. Reveal yourself,
call it too dred percent so far.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I think he was trying to throw you off the
synth there at that one.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
All right, call the number three your walking noise please?

Speaker 1 (43:37):
This is that sort of sounded like when che was
in the trash compactor and was trying trying to wedge
a bar in there to stop it from closing on them.
One more time, please, it's getting better.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It's a man. Reveal yourself. Yeah, okay, so one hundred
percent so far, all right, calling number four your walking
noise please, Hello, that's a man. You're a man. Reveal yourself.

Speaker 10 (44:13):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
So what we're proven here is that women are not
prepared to ring up and make walking noise. That's right.
It's not that it's not that they can't or couldn't.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
It's that they don't see any value in perfecting their
walkie noise and then ringing up and humiliating themselves in
a radio station. But men do.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I think that's what we've learned.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
That's another successful incarnation of women's face windness.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
And one other thing I've learned is.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Jerry and Mini the Hodikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Hardikey Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yesterday's master minotopical is Moons and Henry from Wanaka, who
works in logistics and does not like cheese. Ironic, he
didn't know a bit about moons anyone. So today we're
actually fifty dollars to give away. And since we've been
talking at nauseam about long haul flight strategies, today's Mastermind
topic is earlines morning.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Jared, how are you this morning?

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Good?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Thanks Jerry, how are you going good?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
You're a large animal vet, Jared, that's great. Which large
animals are the best? And which large animals are the
worst to work on?

Speaker 9 (45:16):
Best?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
I've got to say derk Owes, I'm a hang out
the back end of the Dirk house. They're gonna say,
Derek ouse worst probably. I know I might know a
bit about this, but how packers are but neg to
deal with.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
It's the worst of all worlds.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I mean, they spit, they kick, they bite, and also
I feel like Jared am I right in saying their
owners are probably the hardest to deal with as well.

Speaker 11 (45:43):
Yeah, there'll be up there.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
What about an Ostrich? I heard Ostrich.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
No I can't.

Speaker 11 (45:50):
I've ever touched.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Okay, don't get any of those bloody things, all right, Jared,
here's the way it works.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Another thing, No money in our packers, you know, so
why what do they even have? No money in our
pack No money. No one's buying the fleece. It's not well,
there's no lenlin in it, thanks Jerry.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Oh okay, any meat, no, no, mate, they'll lean.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
What's the point of an our pack What is the
point of it, Jared?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
What's the point of an ol packer?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I think people just kip them as pits, now, don't they.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, that's right. Show animals. They'll show them, they'll breed them.
But no one's making a dollar off them except for Jared.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
What's the deal with lama's and our packers. There's something
about the years if something. If it bananas at.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Bananas, yes, but some our packers can have banana shaped
ears as well. It's a little mislead. It's the size.
If you saw them beside each other, like if you're
carrying your bags up to much, you pachu, that's a lama.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
If it's just a short if it looks like a
stretched out sheep. That's an our packet.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Okay, anyway, good to know. Forty five seconds, Jared, you're
gonna have forty five seconds. We're gonna ask you five questions.
You can pass it any time. You're gonna pass past quickly.
If we stuff it up, you win. Sound good.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Pseudo ruminates too, the our packers, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Jared?

Speaker 9 (46:57):
Yah?

Speaker 11 (46:57):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
So it's three chambers as.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Opposed to four.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
All right, you too? Do you want to get a
room a couple of olpackers. Emirates Airline is based in
what city? Jarrett, goodbye? Correct? Which airline has the slogan
fly the Friendly Skies? No? And which country is Jet
Blue Airways based.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Blue America, Yes, Cathe Pacific is based in which Special
Administrative Region of China.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Hong Kong?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Correct? Just like that, easy for you, easy fly the
Friendly sy lot of crap that is from United Airlines.
That's one of those things that they've found out that
everybody thinks United is unfriendly, and then they've gone with
the reverse. It's a little bit like Hamilton more than
you'd expect. You know, there's really nothing going on there.

(47:59):
Runs more than your great work.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Jared, You want to hear the last one. See if
you would have got it here? Go on you Mage
three seventy was an international passenger flight operated by Witch Earline.
Great stuff, Jared, do you think you can do as
well as Jared? Make sure you give us a call tomorrow,
and by us, I mean someone else, because we won't be.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Here Jerry in the night the Hordarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Do we say that we're going to Austin, Texas? Today?
Did anyone mention that? Have we mentioned that today?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Keep that one pretty close to their chest there, Jered, geez.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I'm the Export Ultra Beer Garden tur To Texas.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
You're a bit more open than that.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Man.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You've just been hiding this kind of stuff. This is
killing ruder, I can tell.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Look, I'm just glad you guys are taking winners because
it was just you going on in a massive work
junket with g Lane and Joe.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Jerry.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yeah, I'd probably feel worse, but at least you're taking
someone nowny one as you got taking a bunch of winners.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
We're taken two from Hodaching, Yeah, and we're taking two
from the acc yep. And then I think there's eight
others from Export ultrap that have won the one the
chance to come.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
With us, either by buying in store or buying in
bars and things like that.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
So twelve people in total, that's right. I think that
they could have found another ticket for you somewhere there.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Back at home. I'll keep the fires burning nowhere.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
There was that one person that pulled out, but we
were like, we'll just we'll just leave that seat em there.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yeah, and you guys are paying for your own way, right,
you're paying.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
For yourself Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll pay for everything for sure.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Hey, if you want to win an eight thousand dollars
diamond engagement ring, texts of diamonds on restman will tell
you how you can do that before eight o'clock. Get that,
I've hit a couple of those already, plus one hundred
dollars up for grabsport.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Neither quite eight thousand dollars, but together eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Dinner alive before eight o'clock as well. But coming up
the next Jerry's theories. We ask you a question you
had to try and pick Jerry's answer. I promise it
won't be related to the Triple Guard.

Speaker 12 (50:03):
We give Jeremy Wills a question he has to come
up with an answer and a reason why. You have
to figure out what answer he would come up with,
and a reason why. If you're closest, you win.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
It's time for Jerry's theory, yet another segment that's more
admin than content. So far, we have had in what
year does Jerry think the first backflip was performed? He
thought around fifteen thirty five by Court Jester. We have
had much, to the dismay of my mother. How many
sexual partners does Jerry thinkman I has had? He thought eleven.

(50:40):
And the answer, the actual answer not that it matters
saving himself for marriage. What percentage of the population does
Jerry think have joined the mile high club? He thought
less than one percent this week. It is vaguely adjacent
to our flight, and it is something that I know
you've spent a bit of.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Time thinking about, so I know you've got a good
answer about.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
This this week. How many kilograms of farts are released
on a twelve hour long haul flight. Yeah, that's right,
And I guess the first question straight off the rip
is do farts weigh anything?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Are fats? And I can tell you farts do weigh something.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
So yeah, among other things, this morning. How much does
a fart weak typical fart weighs a tiny amount, averaging
around zero point zero five grams, but ranging all the
way up to zero point three to.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Nine grad that's a dense fart. Weello point three nine grams.
I reckon as you released on that last flight to
do By. Now that's seventeen hours right Auckland do Buy.
And I opted for the beef, so I should not
have no, but I reckon you released. I'm going to say,

(51:50):
what was it? Zero point zero three nine? Is that
what it was? Perfect?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Well, the dansest that can be zero point three nine grams,
and I think that were I was. I was running
a pretty dense operation. I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
So point thirty nine of a gram, that's yeah. I
reckon you released. I reckon you released a couple of
couple of grams of farts.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Okay, maybe three grams, so over a twelve.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I was.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
I witnessed it and went from the grams that point
that three grams went up my nose and back into
me and then was released through my own guess.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Gross, Uh, we're all the same thing, you know that. Yeah,
we are all the same thing. Oh, it's not the
first time that guests has been farted out of human before.
What would be the last? How many? So we want
to know how many kilos farted on an international flight
twelve hours. Now, a plane big enough to fly for
twelve hours has a lot of people on it. How

(52:45):
many people do we think.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah, it does? This is the thing. And obviously a
twelve hour flight you're normally talking either as a triple
seven yeah, or a seven eight seven. Those are the Boeings,
the Dreamliner, the seven eight seven. The other one that
can do it is the A three point fifty, right,
or an A three eighty. Now, there's a lot more
people on an A three eighty, so we probably need
to nail down the exact route, and I think we

(53:09):
should say Auckland to Houston, which is the route that
we're taking later on tonight.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
So seven seven seven we're looking between three hundred and
five hundred and fifty passengers, and then an A three
eighty we're looking five hundred. I think we're saying about
five hundred.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Yeah. So for this reason, I think we should lock
it down to the Auckland to Houston flight because in
New Zealand operates that, and they've got triple sevens which
have about three hundred and fifty people on board, and
they've got also dreamlinders as well, seven eight sevens. They're
not running any ear buses.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
So we're saying three hundred people yep, twelve hours.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yep, well actually fourteen fourteen and a half.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Half of them opting for the beef, half of them
opting for the chickens, some of them pounding beers into
the core of the earth and departure line.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
This is a good question about what is on the menu,
and I think the menu and economy is there's the
there's a fish option. There's also oh see, the problem
is the problem is the scrambled eggs in the morning
because there's a brick. There's a breakfast meal too that
gets served with the chicken sausage, with the powdered scrambled eggs. Now,

(54:13):
those things will they will make your guess yus.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Questions three on three four eight three. Do the cabin
crew fart and then crop dust?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Yeah, I'd say that too, because you're never going to
everybody farts on a plane. Like there's not a single
person that's ever been on a fourteen and a half
hour flight that hasn't farted on. If you cannot fart
for fourteen and a half hours, there is something wrong
with you. So we're assuming that all of the people
on board have farted. So when you arrive in Houston
and that door is opened up, how.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Many kilograms or grams of farts are released into the
Texas atmosphere? Give us a call, now, oh eight hundred,
hardac you get your calculators out, calculate what you think
based on what you've just heard. Jerry, describe how much
do you think people fart on a plane to Texas?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Jerry Andman the hot Ikey breakfast this week.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
We want to know how much youth? How many kilograms
do you think? Jerry thinks, Man, this is the word.
How many kilograms of farts are released on a fourteen
hour long haul flight from Auckland to Houston on a
Boeing seven seven seven with the capacity of three hundred people. Now,
a couple of interesting points through on the text line
before we go to the phones. Ah, babies fart a lot,

(55:27):
they do.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
They do fat a lot. But they've also they've got
smaller systems.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
That's right, someone else has text through because we googled
whether they weigh anything, and the average fart can weigh
around zero point thirty nine of a gram. Now that's
the upper register for the weight of a fart. And
someone texture is that the line of demarcation between a
fart and a number two is zero point thirty nine grand.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Someone's making a good Is this plane full of kiwis?
Says this texter. Surely some nations fart more than others, Americans.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
For point, well, a lot of Americans fart more than others.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I would have thoughts are pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Oh, we fun quite a lot of the ones that
I know anyway, very and easy with our farts. So
three hundred people, fourteen hour flight, beef and chicken options,
chicken sausages with the with the eggs.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Don't forget the powdered, the powdered scrambled eggs.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Howded scrambled eggs.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
That gets me every single time that powdered scrambled egg.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Texts through on three four eight three? Are we factoring
in farts in the toilet midpook?

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Yeah, absolutely we are.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
We've made some pretty low brow radio in our time, joy,
but I think this is lower the bar open even
further and we've got four people on the line willing
to limbo under it. We go to the carryover champion
from last week. Good morning, David, Good morning morning. Not
too bad David, David.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
How many how much in terms of weight do I
think of farts are released on a fourteen and a
half hour long floor flight from Auckland to Houston.

Speaker 9 (56:52):
I've been on that flight and I'll admit to probably
having flam on that flight as well. So I was
thinking that as we included the odd maybe job first
with a small shark that probably around about I'd go
one point three five kilos one.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Point three five kilos lock that in for David carry
out a champ killos for David Jordan from christ Church.
How many farts in terms of weight do you think
is released on a fourteen and a half hour long
half flight from all condicusen oh geat Jerry.

Speaker 11 (57:31):
I think two hundred and forty grams? Two for that
two the stop rulers stop getting people to google farts.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Okay, yeah, no, that's true. Okay, So two hundred and
forty grams of farts on a long hal flight from
New Jordan, not from you personally, but you'd think that.

Speaker 11 (57:52):
I think that would be pretty yes, okay, okay, I go.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Turning forty grams excellent. We've got David at one point
three five killer gram's quite a big difference, ye Steve
from Auckland. Good.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
How's the going Jerry?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Good? Thanks Steve.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
What do you think Jerry thinks on this question?

Speaker 10 (58:10):
Steve, I feel he's a bit more fat heavy than
those other layers even crack, I snort know what started
at one kilo farts, which is obviously too much, but
then half and halted and hearted again. So I reckon
thirty five point.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Thirty that's a lot twenty seven kilos of fats.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, I think pretty there's low Kevin pressure. There's a
lot of a lot of action going on. Okay, that's
an eight of the kilo per person.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Okay, you sound like you've got some experience. Have you
worked as a flight attendant?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
No, but I've started on planes a lot O good?

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Say okay Steve. Seven.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
It's a great gamble though, because he's got the higher
register covered anything over like two kilos and he's got it.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Is any from christ it's great. Now, how much in
terms of weight farts do you think I think are
let out on a long haul flight between Auckland and Houston.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Looking at the averages, if the average one's zero point
zero five and the big ones are the zero point three,
I think if I was average, had to say zero
point one, and so you one died about ten farts
on that long haul trip. You're looking at three hundred people,
and then a few of those are going to pick
the beef, and then you've just added in the vector
of farts. What you're doing a pooh. All of that combined,

(59:35):
I think I'm going to go with five and a
half kg.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
All right, So we have got David one point three five,
Jordan two hundred and forty grams, Steve thirty seven point
five kilograms, and Zenny five point five kilograms.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
That's an interesting max, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
But again, the answer is not how many. It's not
the answer. The answer is what do you think? Jerry
thinks answers, and to that end, jury, what do you think?
The answer is how many kilograms of farts are released
on a fourteen hour long haul flight from Auckland Houston.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Here's my working three hundred passengers releasing in my head
on average fifteen fats. That's allowing one per hour. Yeah, okay,
I cross the three hundred percent. I would say though,
ten percent of those people probably have bowel issues, so
thirty probably have double the amount. Okay, So that's going
to go to thirty farts per hour, each one of

(01:00:31):
those farts weighing around h if phs. Yes, of course,
each one of those weighing I'm going to say average
about point two of a point two of a gram, okay,
So in total, I'm going three hundred and thirty times,
let's just say zero point four of a gram, including
those people that are going with the extra on the
double with the bowler isshoes. And so I'm coming to

(01:00:54):
ninety grams. Oh, ninety gram ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Grands low, and that means Jordan has his been was
two hundred and forty gram's. Congratulations Jordan, you were the closest.

Speaker 11 (01:01:05):
Oh that's awesome, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
No worries, thank you mate.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
That's a pleasure.

Speaker 11 (01:01:09):
So I mean what we considering. I got no sleep
working on my projects all night.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Sometimes it's better for working up mass that situation.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Hit the brain engage great stuff. Yeah, a couple of
tick songs through for I thought this was Woman's Space Wednesday.
Why we're talking about farts and Women's Wednesday has gone
out of the window with this.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Jerry and Mini for the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Yeah, did a right the game where we named five
one nine people you have to tell us whether they
are dead or alive? Devised by veteran tvm Z camera
operator Dave Pierce on the way to an interview with
lou Vincent.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Sounds easy about the catchers. You've got to play against
another Hodarchy listener, and that's the hard part, or sometimes
it is hard, just to remember if they're alive.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
There's always some sportsmanship at the end. Let's hope we
see that today.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
If you listen to the podcast yesterday, you will have
a head start because we discussed one of the people
who will be one of the questions. But I'm not
going to tell you who us or whether they did
or alive.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Here's Matt from Total I'm morning Matt. How are you?

Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Good boys? How are you good? Matt? You're a project manager?
What are you currently managing a.

Speaker 10 (01:02:13):
Bit of construction stuff or around or bodpenny good stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Do you so you your buzzer will be your name?
Do you want to test that out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Matt ah Met, Yeah, that'll that seems.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Matt. You're going to be going up against Cameron morning,
Cameron morning.

Speaker 10 (01:02:31):
Matte's got good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
You're a student from Wellington.

Speaker 10 (01:02:35):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
What are you studying?

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Studying industrial design?

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Probably a bold assumption of me, but you could probably
do with one hundred dollars being a student. Cameron.

Speaker 10 (01:02:46):
Yeah, mate, best of luck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
To your buzzer will be your name. Do you want
to test it out?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Please?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Cameron?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
You want to bus? Cameron?

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
No, I'm in my car.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Okay, okay, it's going to count against you a thing,
all right? Should get into this, yere Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
One hundred dollars up for grabs for the winner. Person
number one esteemed music producer and drummer for the rock
band Garbage. Butch Vegue dead or alive, Matt, Matt butch
Vegas alive. Yes he is. He's currently seventy years old.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Quick score update guys mets on one, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
MANI good stuff. Manyah. Person number two Scottish actor best
known for his role as Hagrid in the Harry Potter
film series. Robbie Coltrane Matt Robbie Coletraners Alive Cameron. Robbie Coletraners, Yeah, Yes,
died in twenty twenty two, age seventy two. Well done.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Cameron. Wasn't a sure thing when Jerry came to you,
but score update one apiece.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
One of the most influential musicians of the nineteen eighties.
Prince Rogers Nelson, better known as Prince Dead Alive Cameron,
Princes Dead, Yes he is sixteen and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
The comeback is on for Cameron two to one match point.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Best known for her partnership with Christopher Dean. Jane Torvil
Dead her Alive? Mat Matt Jane Torville is alive. Yes
she is. She's sixty eight. She turned sixty eight yesterday.
Actually right to all door die. It often comes down
to the final one, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
It sudden death or life.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Matt versus Cameron. Best known for playing mister Miyagi in
the Karatekad movies. Pat Marita Did Her Alive? Cameronette Cameron,
I believe got in their first Pat Marita is Yes.
He died in twenty and five seventy three. Well done, Cameron.
One hundred dollars is yours, awesome, Thank you, It's a pleasure.

(01:04:48):
Good work, team yourself again.

Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
Awesome mate?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Is that sportsmanship?

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Great? Great sportsmanship. I think it was a little bit
better than Matt, but just done down there by Cameron.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Good stuff, Radio, Jerry and Mania the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Heading to Texas later on tonight. I'm not sure if
we've mentioned that so far on the show as part
of the Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour two Austin City Limits,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And I'm just hoping Mania,
we're doing the big Brown slim down here on Radio
Hurdache where you are attempting to get under one hundred cages.

(01:05:25):
I hope you're coming in real light because you're about
to eat a lot of juicy meat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
And like I said yesterday, I'm leaning into it. I
know this is gonna be a significant setback, but it's
also a trip of a lifetime sort of stuff. You know,
I'm not going to go over there and then be like,
you know how many carbs are in this? You know
what I mean? Yeah, So look, if I come back
and I'm back at the square one so bare, I
will have enjoyed myself.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
She's a carb, She's a carb. Heavy diet over there.
The other part about the meat thing is actually as
the sources.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
It's the it's not the heat, it's the humidity. But
I will say I feel like I've been doing all
right at the moment. Like I said, one oh five
point seven yesterday, one oh five point one this morning. Wow,
I think I'm actually hovering around in the high one
o fours because I I've had a one oh three
point seven or four point four. I think I think
somewhere in the fours. And I think I've figured something out,

(01:06:14):
and it is that I was attacking the wrong end
of the day. I was attacking the morning when I
should be attacking the night, trying to go to bed
as light as possible, therefore waking up as light as possible,
give myself all data, digest my food.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Okay, interesting, we've had this advice that's been sent to
us from Conrad Goodhue, who's a sports dietitian from christ Church.

Speaker 13 (01:06:33):
Hey followers, Conrade good Ye here, I've reached the dietitian
just weighing and I actually what we call front loading,
so that's when you eat more during the day and
less at dinner. They can actually improve your sleep quality.
And when your sleep quality is good, it means you
have I guess less cravings the next day, less hunger
levels as well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
And also your I guess.

Speaker 13 (01:06:53):
Decision making is better because you're not so fatigued. So
there's some real benefits from that, and it's great you've
I guess started to map that out in terms of.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
This following interesting from Conrad, because that's the whole idea
around hungover eating. It's actually, it's not the fact that
you've been drinking. It's the fact that you've had bad sleep.
Yeah yeah, yeah, And the bad sleep means that you
make bad decisions the next day when it comes more
bad decisions, you know, well, unhealthy decisions based around are
the fact that you're tired.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
You are trying to look for anything that you can
eat or drink that will make you feel better again.
And so you just and then you go right bacing it.
That didn't do it. I'm gonna have to cave set.
That didn't do it, you know, And so you just
keep going through and do you find something, and it's
so right, it's a it's a vicious cycle.

Speaker 9 (01:07:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Could he have wrung me thirty weeks ago and told
me that I probably wouldn't have listened to be fair.
But yeah, I think I wonder if maybe I need
to flip this thing on its head and you know,
eat more in the morning, and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
If that is not the way it's I've been operating.
But I don't know. For me, I get home at
eight o'clock at night, yeah, after doing seven chop and
I I gotta I've gotta eat something to give myself
some joy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
But how hungry you are as a measure of how
soon you should eat, not how much you should eat.
You should eat something straight away, but not much.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Do you not get any joy from seeing your family
for the first time for the whole day at eight
o'clock at night.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
I mean I get joy out of seeing them. They
don't get any enjoy, you know. I imagine that when
I was when I was going to be a dad.
I imagined at the stage of my life, I get
home and that the kids would run down the hallway
to you and jump into your arms. It's like sometimes
I'm just calling out to them, is anyone home?

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Does anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
That's about that? Where have you been? Sorry?

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Anyway, thank you very much, And maybe we need to
get Conrad, a good hue sports dietian from christ Church,
on the show when we get back, because I will
need some help.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
I think this, text him, and you're going to blow
out at Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
One returns the estimate. Well, maybe we start a sweepstick,
but I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Reckon you got the right attitude of her kids.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Yeah, bugger triple lifetime. I'm not gonna now. The problem
is I apply that same attitude to just like a
random Friday afternoon as well.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah, and that's how I ended up in this situation.
But you also got to look at the people that
you're going away with me Joe Jury yep and Acre
g Lane yep. They're not going to hold back. Nah.
Thanks very much for joining us today. We are going
to be away for the next week, but we'll be
doing some podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, we'll be doing the Gender podcast over there, so
make sure that you turn into that feed. We may
even check it on this one as well, and keep
it whether I cocked on our socials for updates from
us along the way.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Have a lovely week and we'll see you soon.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
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