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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdichey Break for show. Bunning's Trade is raising funds

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this November to support Men's Help. Welcome along to the
hurdache BREAKFA Monday, the third of November twenty twenty five.
Mon names Jeremy Wells is my nice Stewart.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good morning, Jeremy Well's. Good morning, Rudor. I'm very interested
to hear about your weekend. You had the old one
night in Bangkok. You went over to Melbourne and they
had no accommodation.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Melbourne, Sydney, Yeah, Melbourne, Melbourne. Yeah, I was just a
Bangkok than.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh, we'll get into it. I think we'll get into it.
This morning I walked in, I couldn't find my headphones.
I'm wearing your old headphones, Jeery, which I would describe
to you and the listener as the yoppers. They are enormous.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I don't know how you wore this was so many
years that company.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think flappy. It's like having two trash band lids
on the side of your head. There's a slight echo
or is that in my voice?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't know that might be in your voice. Jesus
was a big weekend or around because you went down
to Wellington yes for the acc for the live podcast
books for Harry jaff I had a wedding on Saturday
that I want to tell you about later.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Years. Brings it up every time I talked to it.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
There work questions, So I tell you that's sure.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
It never ends, does it?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Man, when you're at my age, when are you going
to get married?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
For God's sake? Are you going to chip in for it?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's the good help set up here About Ruder's weekend next,
I'm looking forward to.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
This, Jerry and MANI the hold Ikey breakfast Ruder.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Now, yes, Ruder, of course I'm backed on an epic
journey over the weekend, twenty two hours abroad and odyssey
is exactly the right way. An Oasis odyssey. Now, that
was it? So tell us how did it go? Mate?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
It was, first of all, one of the best concerts
I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
They were really, really great.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm not the biggest Oasis fan in the world, but
I feel converted this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is how I Oh, there's a thing about after you
go to a concert, you just start listening to their
music and repeat.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Whoever it was I wanted saw a gig with my
miss as a guy I've never heard of before, and
now I just constantly and listening to all the songs, like, oh,
I remember when we saw this, So I can't imagine
it would be like for a massive band like Oasis.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah yeah, well, I mean I've put their playlist on
repeat anyway, because I really wanted to get familiar with
all of the songs the last couple of weeks make
the concert. I decided I was going to do this
two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, I'm less interested in how the concert went and
how the bits around it went.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
To be honest, anyone who wasn't listening last week wrote it.
Head planned to go over for one night, fly over
on the Saturday gig Saturday night, and fly back Sunday morning.
No accommodation booked.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, that's right, and then no accommodation was probably the
worst part of the trip. First part of the trip
nearly forgot my passport was out the door and the
wife's like, you got your passport. I was like, oh no,
I don't don't have the passport.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I pick you for an obsessive passport checker.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Passport you forgot wrote it you.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I got a little bit overwhelmed on the Saturday morning,
to be honest, So that was there was.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
You didn't have anything to take, know how, other than
your passport.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, I had a more focused.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
And some things that I could take, like some toothpastes
and all of that that weren't over the quantity you're
allowed to take on the airplane nine feet. I went
to the wrong departure.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Did you take neat feet?

Speaker 6 (03:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
No, no, no, I.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Had because I've heard did you take Grand's remedy?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I took some deodorant? Man, I took deodorant because I
took some soaps.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I've heard some people and the armed forces who go
on tours to beauty sort of Singapore, Hong Kong's the areas,
they'll take neat feet over there and an eight for
your feet, all right?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, I didn't take neat feet, all right, I don't.
And went to the wrong departure gate because I looked
up at the board and I was like, oh yeah,
there's a QUANDUS flight. And I sat there on that
Congress flight for a Sydney and it was departing thing.
And eventually I realized that everyone had left the lounge
and so I was and the wrong one, and I
needed to get from number eight to number four.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, you're traveling by yourself, so there's a lot of monologue,
you know what I mean, a lot of internal monolo.
You've not got a sounding board. No, you are your
own sounding board, and that concerns me with you red
anytime when you are your own sounding board. Yeah, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Well, I know what you mean. Yeah, And a lot
of that did go through my head. You you're right, okay,
So you're at the wrong departure again. Eventually got told
to go to gate four and of course kate four.
There's four and for A, for B, for C four
D and for E in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
And they won't be where you think they're supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, so I got on the plane third to last,
but I made it. That's right, and that was good.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's a good time. That's a good place to get
on the plane.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, so that's sort of generally what I aim for anyway, Yeah,
it was.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
But the amazing thing about Melbourne, everything there went so
smoothly because I did a Google before and I found
out where I needed to put my backpack.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh yes, where did you put your backpack?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
And a storage locker at the airport and the storage locker.
It was like, Okay, I'm in terminal number two. I
need to find terminal number four because that is where
I put my backpack, easy to find. I need to
find the skybus so I can get to Marvel Stadium.
Was there within half an hour. It was amazing. It
was just so smooth, and I feel like that wouldn't
happen in a city like Auckland.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
What do you say, You don't think you can get
from the airport to Eden Park.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You could find anything. No, you don't think that. We
actually only have one terminal, so that wouldn't matter. Did
you make friends with anyone? Internal monologue still going at
the stage or is there?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I made friends with three old people on the bus,
but I felt bad the whole time because there was
actually four of them, and then three of them were
sitting around me, and there was another lady who was
obviously with them, and I was like, do you want
to grab this? And she didn't want to, So then
I ended up just talking to what did she want
to grab?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, no, because she was sitting with someone else, And
so I ended up talking to a couple of guys
from Tazzy and one from Perth. It was great fun and.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
So so you went straight from the airport to the
venue so very early.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, I got there half us five.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
For what time was the concertspice to start?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
They were on eight forty five in the openers year
some band called BPM who who were this young band
from Melbourne from Brisbane that I thought, this is the
greatest day of their life. Yeah, this is amazing. Yeah yeah,
so they were really good. The sound at the concert
was really good. I thought, as I said, the concert
was amazing. I think Liam and Noel might have actually
both been sick or have had a massive bender because

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every time Liam talked his voice was very husky, very croaky,
would cut out, but then he'd sing and he was on.
Man was it was quite amazing to watch that. Every
now and again Noel would just have a little coffee.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Ye yeah, where were you sitting or standing standing?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I was probably about ten people deep from the front. Oh, great,
good spots, jeapers, creepers. It was really good that the
thing about the crowd was that there was young people,
there was old people. There was people that had obviously
come with their sons and daughters. There were a group
of young guys that just wanted to have a marsh

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And then on my right there was a couple of
oldies that I think were from the UK, and there
was one there was one.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Made you think that god of the way they.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Were talking, mate, Okay, what right, I don't mean to profile,
but way we're talking.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
And well that normally an accent, normally.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
So great. The gig finishes straight off to the knock shop.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
No I went. I went back to the skybus obviously,
and then back to the airport.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
You weren't tempted to go out and party.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Look, I was tempted to go out and party, but
I was worried that I needed to sleep at the airport,
and I knew I only had a very limited window.
So it was a good boy went and slept at
the airport. What we're in the airport. There was a
couple of seats that went together and I'd slept in
a sort of a corner, but it was right near
another departure lounge, and unfortunately, a family of eight were

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sitting near me when I woke up after a two
hour and now steering at you, yeah, a couple of
them were I was like, was stinging around you downstairs. Yeah,
I had the sleep mask on a naked phone.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
And so it's sticking with you.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Didn't go to the Rippers, No, No, I wouldn't know
how to find it in Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Didn't seem to have any trouble finding anything else.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Jerry Mni the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Bass and drum. Sound.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Sound of the concert was some of the best I've heard.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Sound is getting better. I think we talked about this
when we were at ossin City Lemons, but it's like
back in the day it was just so muddy you
couldn't hear a damn thing.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now amazing, amazing, that sounds great, really good singer line.
Oh wow, yeah cool.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's what they nailed always to say. I think I
think he's not actually a great singer, but that's what
makes them such a good band is you're not a
great singer either, so you can sing along with.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's got a choir, a choir with him all right.
Time for the history of Yesterday, Today, tomorrow timarule.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Today is the third of November.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Good God.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
On this day in eighteen eighty six, the birth of
Anchor Butter, launched by Henry Reynolds from a dairy factory
at Pukakuda, just south of Cambridge. There you hit the bridge.
You've gone too far. Anchor, allegedly inspired by a tattoo
on the arm of Reynolds workers, would become one of
our best known trademark's that I've always wondered why it's
called Anchor. New Zealand's diary expert industry developed following the

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start of refrigerated shipping early in the eighteen eighties. Anchor
butter recipe came from an American, David Gimmel, who was
farming near Hamilton. Reynolds was impressed with both the taste
and longevity of Gimmels products and quickly established itself as
a market leader in the company's butter, milk and cheese
is still familiar household items here and around the world.
Do we just sell that?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah? Was it Anchor that we sold? Yeah? I think
it was. Yeah. The Anchor Butter family.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Of course, Oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean they went through some trials and tribulations, didn't they.
There was a divorce, Yeah, there was a pregnancy. Was
there a pregnant just the STI issues.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Who was pregnant? Not the little girl?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Right? No, okay no, And then the mum got married
again and they had to deal with that. That ank
a butter family. Boy, they went through some stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Nineteen seventy four, Summertime AKAA daylight saving time reintroduced on
a trial basis. The trial proved popular, and daylight saving
one hour between October and March was made permanent the
following year.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Nineteen seventy four. Is that right it was?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I thought it was before then, Well, it seems like
and you know what I find funny about it is,
as a country has daylight saving, we've figured, you know,
the whole thing out, it's actually not that hard. Then
you watch over in Australia. I think it's Western Australia
doesn't have daylight saving. Queensland. Yeah, and so you watch
them having this debate every year about it. What are
fers going to do? It's like the cows.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Don't know, you just I know the Other part is
that I've stayed at Borrin Bay a couple of times,
which is in New South Wales now that has daylight saving,
but it's on the border with Queensland. And you go
back over to the Goldie and all of a sudden
you're changing back and forward. It's quite confusing in that situation.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
And doesn't one of the states or territories there have
like a half hour different time zone again, that's like
it's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean it makes sense. Queensland goes all the way
out to the you know, to the top of whatever
that weird little pointers at the top. You shouldn't know
what that's called that. But up there, I mean up
there you're in the tropics. Yeah, you don't need dallat
when you're in the tropics, so it doesn't make any sense.
It's the bottom of New South Wales.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
And it's funny how passionate people buddy tearing businesses but
bloody farmers gonting like that.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
You find. It's the only problem is when you're getting
a plane, yeah, and you're in New South Wales and
then you've got to work out text you about five
minutes extra just to have a bit of a think
about how it's going to work.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
And then tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
But it's one hour.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
The spirit of thoughtful mainstream sports media producers Jerry who
have to produce six different guests across Australasia and across
five different bloody time zones, I've burned a lot of bridges.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I found that was a personal comment.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Making time related errors, and that's why many John's won't
talk to me. In nineteen ninety two, I Will Always
Love You as released by Whitney Houston from the soundtrack
of The Bodyguard, where Whitney made her acting debut. The
song topped the charts in thirty four countries. I Will
Always Love You was also released are also used as
Saddam Hussein's re election theme song in Iraq.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh was it? Because of course it's written by Dolly Parton,
wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
And then she didn't know. I think Elvis asked if
he could use it, and she said, no, nope, I'm
not going to give it to you, Elvis, No, And
then it was Whitney. But Whitney did a great job.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Saddam Hussein, he is quite near and dear in my heart.
Because when if I ever wake up in the morning
and look in the mirror and I see Saddam Hussein
looking back at me, I know it's time for a haircut.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I know the wounds down the hole.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, when they pull him out of that.
I was written and originally recorded by Dolly Partner ninety
seventy three. As you mentioned on an album Joe Lane,
I didn't realize how much people love Dolly Parton and
Dolly Parton. Man, man, they love DOLLI she's.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
A great New Zealander and a great songwriter. Yeah, like
an amazing songwriter, tremendous and prolific.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yoppers don't put those two sentences together.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Trendous and prolific others when partnered. For when Partner first
heard Houston's version on the radio, she was so overwhelmed
that she had to pull a car over because she
was Gunnapp was also on this day in nineteen ninety
two that Bill Clinton was elected as the forty second
President of the United States of America.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss Lewansky.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Dolly Parton, didn't he born on the Stay two form
of Black Caps. Brian Young is sixty one and Lee
Jamont is fifty seven. Jermont German, Roseanne bar comedian and actor.
She's seventy three, if you can believe she made it
to that. And Kendall Jenner model and TV personality you
may know her from Keeping Up with the Kardashians is

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thirty today, and that is the history of yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
tomorrow For Monday, the third of November twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Yoppers, Jerry and Midnight the Hodarkey.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Breakfast Time, Latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra, the
bear for here and Yet have set South Africa a
target of two ninety nine to win the women's at
World Cup Final and Mumbai. The Proteins are currently one
seventy three for five after thirty two overs. Ooh, they
need seven and over for the last eighteen, but they've
lost five wickets.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, this is spiciest, but it's going to depend the
near Their decent batters are still left in.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
There's one that's eighty not out and she's just gone
six off a no ball and then a six, so
they last couple more.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay. The Kiwis are into the Pacific Championships final after
beating Tongue of forty fourteen at Eden Park.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, this is interesting because we were just talking about
it off here. Does a try series need a final?
And I think my answer would have been no. Right
up until the Rugby Championship. I felt like the Rugby
Championship was a bit point. It was a bit of
a fizzle out at the end, because you like, everyone
beat everyone, but because on points, you know whoever it

(15:16):
was South Africa, I can't even remember South Africa, but
I think they'd won just as many games as we had,
but they'd won by way more. So then it's like
I wouldn't have minded seeing a final in that situation.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, but I mean that's four teams, isn't it. Yeah,
this is three.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, you're right, it's like, no, I do I like
a final. I like a final. I don't like that,
you know, like the EPL where they've where they've still
got the first past the post system. It's just like
you just went on the last the first. I like
to see mixed member proportional, and so that's why I'm
all learn on this final.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I like the one that's the f PP or whatever.
It's good. Dame Lydia Coles finished and a share of
ninth at the latest LPGA into Malaysia. She carded fine
round four hunder past sixty eight sixteen under overall. Meu
Yamashita won a three way.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Playoff gat see okay, they went MMP three way playoff.
Very representative coming up next Javo us on the Does He.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Suck Jerry Andman Night the Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
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Speaker 2 (16:31):
I've gotta be honest, the hoodies get you a lot
of street cred. Obviously, Bunning's great partners of this show,
and so they send us some hoodies. Whatever I wear that,
I've had so many comments every time I wear that hoodie.
A couple of people that relax, mate, you're a radio host,
you don't do any actual But then often I walked
into the cafe across the road and Fletcherborne the screaming

(16:53):
scales are and they're having having a coffee and one
of them goes, jeez, mate, tap the trades entrance of
that thing on and someone else asked if it was
a fashion statement. I can assure you I'm making no
fashion statements anyway. Javo Does he Suck? We want to
know on three four eight three because over the weekend
the Kangaroos, that's the Australian rugby league team, they played

(17:13):
against England and while the anthems were going on, he
managed to sneak in again and he sidled up to
cam Months who happened to be on the end, and
Monster was asked about it in the press conference at
the end. He said that he thought it was part
of some sort of corporate package where he could pay to,
you know, come into the sheds or then maybe this
guy's want to make a wise sort of thing and
he can come out and hang out on the field.

(17:35):
This is what Monster said afterwards.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
I literally thought it was some package or some some guy.
I got the opportunity to tell us you have a
bit of a chat and jumping in with the anthem
with us, and then you were coming in.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, he asked me.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
He asked me to jump between me and Patty, and
myself and Patty have a bit of a superstision, like
we're playing together.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
We'll stand again at the.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
End, and he tried to get between us and we're
like look at him, like, no, you're not all that.
He obviously wanted to stand next men and then I said,
I can I put my momor in you. I was like,
that's what you want to do. Obviously the security is
great around here, so can't. We got his cousin in
here and yeah it was good news, great times, he
told me it was.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yes. So for people who don't know who Javo is,
Daniel Jarvis's real name, British YouTuber prankster and he invades
live sporting events. That's what he does.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, he's done this many times. Firstly and around twenty
twenty one, so there was the Lord's the second Tests
in August twenty one. He was dressed in the full
India cricket whites with Javo sixty nine on his back
right under the field, pretending to be a field for India.
Security obviously escorted him back off again. Later on in
the third Test, he put the same kit on, this

(18:39):
time's pretending to be a batsman, but he came out
onto the field. This was obviously during COVID and he
had a mask on. I was just watching the footage
of it before, so he still had the COVID mask,
but he still had full kit, helmet, pads, the whole
thing took up at the non striker's end. There was
another one in the fourth Test where he actually came
in and tried to deliver a ball. I was just

(19:01):
watching the clip of that as well, and he ends
up running into the back of Johnny bearst at the
non strikers in. The most disappointing thing about that is
for all of his pitch invading at the cricket he
can't bowl. No, he's no sports person. No, it is
not any idea how to do it. Then he's done
it at football. He did it at the Rugby League
World Cup as well.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
He's been quiet for a few years, hasn't it, because
I think that last one was twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, and now here he is back again. And I'm
gonna be honest. The first couple of times when he
was in the full kit and he went out and
took up at the non strikers in and the full kit,
I was like, that's pretty good. Then there were a
couple more. It was just like Jesus, he's pretty good
at this pitch invading thing. And now it's like, I
don't know, at least for me, I could be off
on this.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I'm like, all right, mane, well when do you go okay, okay, okay,
because at some point you've got to go okay, don't
you because if you did it in every game, yeah,
people would go, yeah, that's enough, now, mate.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's enough. We get it. Yeah, it was funny. Is
that it?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
So? When is the line when you stop?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I didn't?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Is it now?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I think it's now?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's now. It's like, all right, are there any Mega
Are there any Javo fans out there, like guys that
just love Java?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, let us know on three four eight three, I'm
just imagining the people that love them where the Javo
heads at morning morning, Fellas writes this text to your
question regarding Javo has stirred something in me. It's almost
like you're asking whether he's penis or genius. Anyway, let's
check him in the penis category.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay, so there's one for the penis.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Penis.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
All right, I'm gonna go penis. Yeah, I'm gonna go penis.
I was I was genius Initially when.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
He had the full kit and he genuinely looked like
a one of the players, if not for his physical condition,
that was cool. It was like, oh, this is pretty clever.
It's high level. You know, he didn't just take his
kit off and spread out onto the pitch. No.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
I also know that a couple of things about Javo
One is that if you want to interview them, he makes.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
You pay to interview him.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
And I find guys that make you pay to interview them.
There's something. Okay, so you're doing you're monetized. It's all
about money. Yeah, you're actually monetizing this. It's not really
for the purely for the game.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
You should be you should be pitch invading for the
love of the game.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's not for the art. The art for me, this
has to be pure art.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's right. And he's lost that he's no longer an artist.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
And needs to change it up and do it nude. Yeah,
but then it wouldn't work, he said. It's the thing
is he's got to wear the cap. That's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, I don't know if that's a typo or not,
but this is actually written as he needs to charge
it up and do it though.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
That'd be interesting.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
We're talking about Javo. Jarvo's the dude who and fil
traits venues and stands around off and dresses up as
someone from the team and then turns up on field
as he said he turned up and some cricket games
just in the Indian cricket kit with Javo sixty nine
on the back. Yep.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
He went to the Rugby League World Cup, the most
recent one that was over there in the UK, and
then on the weekend again a rugby league he went
and chomped on the end of the Australian National anthem
the line there with cam Munster who assumed some sort
of corporate hospitality package that he had bought.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Who were just asking a quick poll here on Java
because I don't know how I feel about Java. One
part of me admires his gumption, and I like, when
I first saw it, I was quite impressed by it.
I thought it's that dedication there. Yeah, same, and now
I think that I'm I think attention seeking and the
jokes got tired. But he does, you know, I don't know.

(22:25):
So anyway, we're asking the question penis or genius. Are
seventeen people so far think he's a penis yep, okay,
and twenty three say genius. So more more people are
pro Javo than what I thought. I thought it'd be
the other way around. But what are they saying, Well,
someone who's got to respect this commitment.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yes, yes, definitely, And I guess maybe part of the
joke is how prolific he is. Oh he's done it again.
I'm sort of at the point where I'm like, eh,
all right, yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's the thing, like what happens in like twenty years
if you just did it and did it and did it,
and then surely you get it at that point, Well,
there must be a three shold.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
By that point he'd be about sixty, so I think
it'll be. It would then circle background to being like, jeez,
how's he doing this? Someone else's text through on three
four three, because we said that, you know you, you
mentioned that he's now charging for interviews and that it's
no longer about the love of the game or the art,
and that he's doing it full profit. And someone takes
through on three fraight three he said he's no Lesa Lewis,
she was all about the art, although I think he

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had to pay for her services too.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I think she wasn't all about the art. She's about
promoting herself. Sam says Penis first two or three were good.
Now he's lame. Jordan reckons he's genius. Someone else said
genius shining a light on security issues in stadiums.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm sure that's what his misstatement is.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
And someone else Penis said a security risk. Not funny, M.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I don't know about security risk, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah,
he ran into the back of Johnny Bistau one of
those days. I don't think he's not malicious.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
In any way. And he's even asking for consent whether
he can put his arm around someone. Yeah, I mean
that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
He did ask him months or if he coul put it
around him.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
So I haven't spoken to him. I haven't actually heard
any interviews with him.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Well I can't afford it.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
So I don't know what he's actually like, but he
might be quite gentlemanly.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
None of the texts are on three four three total Penis.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Okay, all right, keep the votes coming in.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Well accidentally reinvented penis or genius again. We've done this
a few times.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Now, Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast, quick.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Little poll here on Javo Penis or genius. Javo the
guy who infiltrates sporting events stressed up as sportsman the
other day when was it over the weekend? Turned up
at the Kangaroo's match stood on the end.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, put them around Ken Munster for the anthem, for
the anthem.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I mean it's a lot of those people. I would
also say that it's taking away an experience for a
lot of people, which is a very meaningful experience, like
standing there for your country.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Kem Munster wouln't a kid, but you know if that
was like a debutante, Yeah, this family was all there.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You know that would be annoying.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
But a lot of texts this has actually divided people
more than I thought would. Bob from Manchester, Java is
just a dick. Someone else just said total penis and
this one here penis. But you guys need to reach
out to him for an interview to see what the fears.
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
I think I know what the FeAs.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
What would you number?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I I think I know it's I think it's five
hundred it's five hundred New Zealand, is it? No, it's
five hundred pound. I can't remember now, but it's a
decent amount.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
So we were doing a bit of research and the
reason he hasn't been seen in a couple of years
because he had a two year bans.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
That's right, So he was This is for the twenty
twenty two Rugby League World Cup Englen versus More game, which.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Is funny because you would have thought that a ban
is not something he would have abided by because none
of the like none of the pitch invasions have been sanctioned.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well for that, he ran onto the fields during the
anthem carrying a ball and then he was arrested at
the scene. He was charged with aggravated trespass. He received
a six month prison sentence suspended for two years, and
then he got a two year ban from all sporting
events and he got some community service. I mean, there's
dedication by this.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Guy, some real world ramifications.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, so a two year ban from all sporting events
what everywhere in the world? How does that work and.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
How did they enforce it? But they obviously did. Ah,
you know what, because if he had been caught again,
they would have been like, a right, you're going to
jail now, we told you were banned.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
We should talk about this after seven Yes, things that
you've been banned from. Anyone out there who's been banned
from something, I've been banned from something.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Hopefully gee, Lane's awake and he's been banned from just about.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Everything, so we'll do that after seven.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Jerry and the Night, the Hodarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
And a jam huge Bone is un can of.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Around poor He's still man which some who knows how?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I love that one.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
That's Row the guy. I know, great work, bro, very good.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I feel like I saw a Rother guy No at
Austin City Limits. Why that sounds like an oldie band
that would play a gig like that.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Well, I'll go along to the Haddacke Briefast Monday, the
third of November twenty twenty five. Couple of days till
guy fawks.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yes, well you would think so, but not according to
my bloody suburb. Hey all night last night? Weren't they
bluddy even before the sun went down? One of my
favorite things about this part of the year is people
who live in very lovely suburbs who go gunshots? Was
that gunshots? Yeah? That's right. There's a two four going

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on in Ipsom.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
When can you buy fireworks? Now?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I think it's just the week leading up to the
first Remember remember the fifth of November gunpowder trees and
the plot. So is that Wednesday? Guy fawks?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah? The council is said to ensure protection of Auckland's
volcanic cones. Fireworks in New Zealander soul between the second
and the fifth of November, and you must be eighteen
years old the second and the fifth.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, so that's why yesterday, but people stock pile of them. Anyway,
I'll tell you what for. You know, we don't have
a lot of our own traditions here in New Zealand.
We borrow a lot from the Northern Hemisphere. Why don't
we set off a volcano for Guy Fawks?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You know, maybe Ranging Toad's It's well, it's happened before.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, Mark Allis we set off for a volcano.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, I mean he didn't set off the volcano, but
he lit a big fire there. That was this April
Fol's prank.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
There you go. We should do it for Guy Fawkes.
Set off a v set off your local volcano. This
guy Fawks has news.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
On Jerry Andman Night, the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
We're talking before seven o'clock about Javo. He's the dude
who infiltrates sporting events.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Given his full credit, his name is Javo sixty nine.
So I feel like credit were credit is Joe, but
we ran a little bit of an impromptu penas or
genius on how do you feel about him? Because he
obviously sprung the prominence a couple of years ago where
he was coming in at the Ashes in full kit,
and then he did it at the twenty twenty three
Rugby League World Cup and now all of a sudden

(28:59):
he's come out of retire and he jumped on the
end of the anthem line for the Kangaroos who are
playing England over in England. And the reason you haven't
seen him for a couple of years is because he
received a two year ban for his if it's at
the Rugby League World Cup.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, well this is interesting because I imagine that he
obviously followed the band like he because he's got a
six month six month prison sentence, suspend it for two
years and then a two year ban from all sporting
events and communities. Is that just in the UCAP.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Boy is he flying close to the suns? So as
soon as that two years has elapsed, these straight back
into it again.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Is that? I suppose it is?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, but interesting that he he abided by that band
and didn't know I suppose six month jail Center. It's
pretty good deterrent.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Have there been any times where he's attempted where he's
attempted to infiltrate a sporting event and then failed?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Probably? But I think you'd have to pay him to
tell you.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, because that's the other thing that we're talking about.
You have to if you want to do an interview
with him. If you reach out to Javo and say
you would love to chat to you, he makes you pay.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
But it makes me think of the ACC because I
was down in Wellington Friday night. We did like a
live podcast event thing before the night before the game
at the Caketon there and a lot of people saying,
O sly obviously down here of the game, But no,
we're actually coming back to Auckland to the ACC studio
to do the commentary there because we're banned. The a

(30:25):
SEC's banned from most grounds around the country.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
That's right. We got banned during the twenty fifteen Cricket
World Cup, and the interesting thing about that was we
got banned for doing nothing. We actually we got. The
thing we got banned for was Lehart going out on
a drinks trolley to the game. I think it was
against Afghanistan at McClean Park. He was asked to go

(30:48):
on the drinks trolley. He was like he was asked
by the sponsor, which was PEPSI yes, and they said,
you know, can he go out? I mean why, I
don't know? He was all right. So he's dressed in
his a SEC commentary outfit as far out he's wondering.
He's having a bit of a chat to the players
because the players recognized him in New Zealanders and they're like, oh, okay, mate,
what are you doing out here? He goes, well, I
don't really know. I'm sort of because they would a

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kid used to get to go out on the drinks trolley.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Instead they send out.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Next thing, you know, the ICC is involved. They're saying
there's a commentator out there who's not a credited.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
As match fixing allegations going on. Yep, it was all
sorts and so so that in the ACC was banned
from just about every ground around the country. And one
of the issues we were thinking is how far does
that band extend, Like it extends to the edge of
the ground, say, for example, at Hagley Oval, half far
vertically does it extend? Could we conceivably anchor a hot
ear balloon and commentate from directly above some of the

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grounds around New.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Zealand A Ziplin zip a commentary Ziplin, Oh the humanity
You've got here onto something?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I know. I think I am sower, but it got
us thinking what other things have you been banned for?
There must have been a lot of people listening to
the show have been banned from various different things. You,
Jerry have a very famous band.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Well, I'm I was banned from going to my school.
I mean I was expelled from school.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
You're a man from that school? That what is expulsion
if not a band from a school.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Well, the weird thing about that was that was year twelve,
so sixth form in my day, and that was the
end of sixth form and those so I was, I
was expelled, And then it was later pointed out to
me that part of the expulsion was that I wasn't
allowed to return to the to the school in any way,
like I wasn't allowed on school grounds as well, but

(32:27):
that I found that out later on. So I mean,
I wouldn't Why would you want to go back in
that situation?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well, I guess they're thinking we'd better sell drugs probably.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I think that's probably what they were thinking. Goven that
that's what they did. Then years after that, I would
have probably been in my early twenties, maybe twenty three
twenty four, we were doing a show called Haffacan News
Well sell it to it. We've traveled around the country
and the idea was put to me that maybe I
should go and buy a uniform from RP London in
Wanganui and Victoria av and Wanganui on the main street

(32:59):
there and go back to school and wander down the
main driveway and then I think the old have I thought,
and you should let off fireworks. I was like, okay,
a couple of good So nervously I went to Arpy London,
got outfit at Arpy London, quite happy to sell me
a uniform. Had no idea that twenty four years old,
I was quite old. I was a young look in

(33:20):
twenty four and then wandered back through school. Terri is
one of the most nerve wracking things I've ever done
in mind time life.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Imagine it would have been yeah, with fireworks fire and
you fired a ten shot into the pottery class.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
What have you been banned from? Oh? Eight hundred Haidache
or three four eight three. There'd be a lot of
people out there events.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh yeah, give's a text or give us called I
eight hundred hadaky. I would love to hear from you
on a Monday.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Jerry and Mini the Dachy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
We're talking about things that you've been banned from. This
is off the back of Javo again popping up over
the weekend the the League Test between the Australians and
the British.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah. Another pitch invasion from Javo six y nine. Yep,
And that's because you haven't seen him for a couple
of years. That's because he has been banned for two
years obviously famously the a SEC band from just about
every cricket ground in the country. You got banned from
your school that you went to and Brad joins us
on the line from christ Church. Good Morning Brad, what
did you get banned from?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Good Morning Tellers? I got banned from the Rolliston Community
Pool for popping monos?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh is there an anti monu agenda down there at
the Rolliston Community Pool?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Apparently, apparently it's a bad influence.

Speaker 9 (34:39):
The young kids might try to mono themselves and at
the back of their head on the pool.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Which I could be dangerous.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, but that's a technique issue, isn't it really? But Roliston,
forgive me. It bills itself as the town of the future,
does it not. How can you be the town of
the future if you're banning things like Muno's.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
I know, I feel like up north they'd probably give
you a medal for pop and a fat money the
community call.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
In fact, in central Auckland, Brad, they've just built a
pool exclusively four monos at the Vineuct if you could
believe that. So you were banned from Roliston, did you
have to go to Jelly Park or something? Where did
you find? Where did you go to play your trade?

Speaker 7 (35:17):
I probably just went back to Dan's Bridge out at Southbridge.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
It's the local for me, Brad. The other question I've
got for you, so how would they how would they
actually implement the band? So was there a photo of
you in the entrance way? Like? Could you have got
back into the pool? I had to leave that day
and I just never went back.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Screw them, Yeah, you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Want to go back screw them. Yeah, I'm not going to.
I'm not going to. I'm not going to bless these
guys with my manos anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Although it would have been great if they put a
picture of you in full flight, full tuck. Yeah, good stuff, Bred,
thanks very much for the call. We're going to text
down three four oh three. In a similar vein, I
got banned from Centennial Pool in christ Church one summer
for doing repeated moneos from the ten meter board. Well
then we got kicked out of Q two the following month.

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Back in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Church ten meters munus from ten meters that's quite a
long way.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Out high money.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
With the brave money, ye'd be feeling that.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, oh d I think about how far you could
send a coke bottle?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
And this one here, Jerry. I was in fourth form
science class when some wound it led off double happies outside.
I was one going to in collegiate think about nineteen
ninety seven. It was newsboy himself.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
There we are, there was nineteen ninety nine. But you're
not far off, not far off, I wondered, they must,
I thought that, I mean there were there were there
were six or seven hundred people that were at school
at the time, So yeah, I actually just remembered something.
I was also banned from using the TVNZ News Live
I after we use it to broadcast me making love
to a sex worker. That's right. We that Obviously, we

(36:55):
didn't tell them that we were going to be using
it for that purpose, and they said, you have under
my the Live I, you're never allowed to use it again. Also,
we got banned from using the TV's at archive, the
news archive.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh yeah, why did.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
You broadcasting Angela Jordan his breasts? We weren't meant to
do that. Three four eight three oh eight hundred haydechi.
Someone says, ban from Rolliston. He was a lucky man.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Archy Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight
The hold Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
This punter, This punter that sends against seven hundred and
thirty thousand dollars tomorrow if a particular horse comes in
the Melbourne Cup on the back of a twelve leg multi.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
It deserved a deeper dived in and someone texted in
on three four eight three a great question. So, as
Jerry said, this bit was placed on January thirty. First,
they paid seven dollars forty one cents. The odds were
ninety eight, eight hundred and fourteen dollars and sixty cents
such that off this last one comes through tomorrow, they
win seven hundred and thirty two thousand dollars. Someone said,

(37:59):
what happens to them if that horse is scratched?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Right? So, if you've got eleven legs correct so far
in a malti, yes, is there a cash out option?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Great question, Jarck, great question. Yes, usually and a maulti,
there will be a cash out option if all of
yours alive right up into the last bit. But because
this was on a future's markets, because he put it
so early, there is no cash out option for the
tab that's then protecting themselves because once you put that
bit on you actually anything could change right up until

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that last.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Minute, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
All forty of the other horses could have been scratched
by now, you know, and it might be a one
horse race.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Well, can I ask this question as well? How did
they even know what the field was going to be
for the Melbourne Cup on January thirty one?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
That's like, that's a great question. Wouldn't have thought that
would be?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
No one?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm not sure first nine legs? Oh so, all right,
here's how this works, Jarre right punder Place's bit on
the TAIB account on January thirty first. The first nine
legs raced the next day, February first, and all either
ran or ran high enough placings for the tickets to
remain alive. Then he had to wait two weeks later

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for the next league, which was a former New Zealand
galloper car ying Rosing, which won the Everest in Sydney,
and then another week for his eleventh league selection via
Sistina to win the Cox Plate. He then has to
wait well another nine months or something for the Melbourne Cup.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, but still the question still remains, how did he
place that bit in the Melbourne Cup with the field?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I guess I guess the field has announced then, or
or I don't think again, we should have just got
someone from the tear Beyond today to explain this week
and ask him tomorrow. Or he just takes the gamble
that they will give him great odds because that horse
may not even be in there, you know what I mean,
And that risk is onyway it's paid off thus far.

(39:54):
So to answer that textas question, what happens to the
multi if that horse has scratched? I guess he just
gets refunded a seven dollars forty one. There is no
cashout option. And at that point, do you feel like
you've lost seven hundred thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I'd say so. I'd say so because you would be
running through the possibilities in your head. You'd be dreaming
of the one. You'd imagine what it feels like to
win that seven hundred and thirty.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yes, So the horse he's on tomorrow is Buccaroo Top
three and the Tears talked to the Tear Bear officials.
He wishes to Ushy wishes to remain anonymous. It's a
it's a women don't take these kind of rists. And
he said, if this one's, what are you going to

(40:39):
do with it? I'm buying enough beers if this one's
without anybody else.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Knowing and hesitates has just coming. This is good. The
anonymous punder his name is Bef and I believe he
has a sporting almanac.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Jerry and Mian Knight the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Time for the hoder Key Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Friday's Mastermind topic as it was Halloween was scary movies.
Jason the Plumber from Auckland. He took away the cash
so today we reset fifty bucks. And since we've been
talking about Javo, the guy's back sneaking onto sports fields
after being banned. Today's Mastermind topic is bands.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
On the line. Now I've been told to use his
proper title, Lord Aiden, who's an accountant from Auckland.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
Lord Aiden, greetings, gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
So how'd you get the title? Lord?

Speaker 7 (41:28):
Actually just a bit of a birthday present from the
wife when we're back in London. So apparently I've got
about a square meter of land somewhere up in Scotland.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I've heard of this. I've heard of this. So you buy,
so to get the lordship title, you have to bear
a landowner and so someone's basically divvied up a paddock
in the selling off square meters and then that gives
you lordship. Did you get some sort of certificate for it?
Lord Aiden?

Speaker 7 (41:51):
I do somewhere that's somewhere, probably deep and dark in
the wardrobe.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Have you ever been to visit your your fiefdom?

Speaker 7 (42:02):
I haven't yet been there, but I'm sure they'll be
waiting for me.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
And Lord Aiden, is that I'm actually is that the
correct title?

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Like?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
What's your what's your exact title?

Speaker 7 (42:14):
It's Lord Aiden of something there is wherever the piece
of land is.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
It's great that you don't even know what the extra people, Lord.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Aiden of the left corner of the bottom paddock just
passed the cre.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
All right, Lord Aiden, you know how this works? Forty
five seconds. You're going to ask you five questions. You
can pass it anytime. You just got to get three correct.
If we start it up, you win.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
And just a reminder, Aidan, before we get into this.
I feel like it's crucial to remind people that there
is a theme here and the theme as bands, So
just keep that in mind.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Bands Question one for Lord Aiden, which regime has been
in power and Afghanistan since twenty twenty one? Tali Dan
Correct Springbok Johanne LaRue was banned for eighteen months after
biding which all Blacks heir is it? Sean Correct, who
made their return to cricket this year and the Black

(43:00):
Clash after an eleven year band lou Vincent's done one
two three, one two three. You know what?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
They don't just dish out lordship titles to anyone willing.

Speaker 7 (43:14):
You have to take a quiz first.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
That's I wonder how you would have gone. I reckon.
You would have got five out of five? Which Icelandic
singer was banned from China after she chanted t bit
during a concert in Shanghai. Yeah, there's only one nice
Landic singer anyone knows, which Cricket and great was banned
in two thousand and three for taking a dieting pill. Easy,
oh warnie.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, he would have got five from five. Would have
on the board, Lord Aiden, Great work, Lord Aiden, Congratulations.
Enjoy that fifty dollars.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
Cheers, fellows.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
If you think you can do better than Lord Aiden,
make sure that you give us a call tomorrow. We'll
be back in fifty bucks.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Agear, Jerry and MANI the hold, I keey Breakfast Jerry
and Mania the Hold Breakfast Start.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Got a beauty for you, guys. I went to a
wedding on Saturday, Tolsey's sister, my sister in law. Yes
not officially of course, Tozzy and I are not married,
but still basically my sister in law. So she's getting
married and Tolsey was doing a lot of the organizing
for it. Tozsy's great organizer. Yeah, she's a very good organizer.

(44:22):
In her previous life, she was an advertising producer, so
she's used to organizing people, you know, big shoots and
that sort of stuff. This was a real challenge because
both the bride and the grand very relaxed people. Neither
of them were.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Like so worried about how it goes.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Not really and you think, well, you think so, but
you know you're gonna have to deal with this. Mania
is a recently engaged man. Actually it's not. Actually, because
you've got to make so many decisions.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
God call it off.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
And if you don't care about the decisions, then someone's
got to make the decisions.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
This is going to plague man, Jeff, because neither of
us care about any decision. Really.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Oh no, it's going to be. We're gonna be don't
get Tulsi to do your wedding for you. So everything's
going along quite well considering that no decisions are being made.
The wedding dress hadn't arrived and hadn't been decided. This
is on the Thursday, hadn't been decided. I had been decided.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
You can get him from anywhere off the shell casual.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
They might do wedding dresses the groom. The Bunnings do
wedding dresses. Yeah, that'll be interesting. The groom one hundred
and forty odd kilogram groom hadn't got his suit, hadn't
even considered. I saw him the night before, on the
Friday night, went to the Winter.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
The venue the night before for the for the rehearsal.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Just no, no rehearsal, just to go to the venue,
just as he hadn't got I said, I got everything
sort of goes. I'm going to go. I'm going to
go and have a look for a suit tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I was like, on the day, on the day, on
the day, on the day, Min and I went for
a suit fitting for a wedding about probably three months
before the wedding itself, and even on the day, one
of the groomsmen had to go and buy another pair
of pants because they didn't quite fat. So with three
months lead time, we still couldn't get everything.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Sort of well, not easy finding a suit off the
rack for one hundred and forty kilogram dude. You know,
he's a big muscly dude. So there was that, and
I was like, if it was me, I would have
my suit laid out the night before I have it,
or I just like, I don't want to be thinking
about that. I don't want to worry about any of
these things. I just want to be able to turn up.

(46:38):
There's enough to worry about.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, you treat it like your passport if you're going
to international flights. You just look at it every five
minutes unless you wrote it, in which case you walk
out the door without.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
It, just about forget it. So things are coming together
despite the fact there's no decisions being made and everyone's
very relaxed, which is good. On Friday afternoon, ninety people
going this wedding. On Friday afternoon, at four point thirty,
news comes through. The cater is pulled out, pulled out,

(47:08):
pulled out.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Nay, you do need to pull out the caterer.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
The caterer is the cater is pulled out? Why because
name and change that Because because the person who was
paying the invoice an invoice was sent on not paid. Well,
the invoice was sent on the Thursday and apparently needed
to be was paid on the Friday.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Well, yeah, but that doesn't get through the monday. Oh god,
but I mean when you meant to pay the endlice? Yeah,
how many days do you get to pay?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
What do you mean when you meant to pay it
and then didn't call and say, hey, by the way,
this invoice needs to be paid.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Can we figure something to get away? Yeah, do you
give us your word send an email.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
The person who was paying the invoice didn't say the
cash I mean you can't pull out a few that's no,
that's putting a huge amount of stress.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
And this is the problem with leaving everything else at
the last minute, because all it takes is for one
of these things to tip over, like the caterer is
now all of a sudden, you have a dress, a suit,
and now cater is to deal with on the day.
You're not getting your nine holes ago. There's no chance.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
So there was no mention made to the to the
bride or groom about the fact that the cater had
pulled out. Let's not talk about that. They need to
have the stress. And at that point, what do you
do at when battle stations calls went out, what can
you do? How can you do? How can we get
this food done? Amazingly? Amazingly people pulled.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Through Costco sushi pladder.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Well, there was a bit of there was some KFC,
there were some salads. Someone was cocking. One person in
particular cocked three lamb shoulders and two hams on the Saturday.
Amazing and like you know, I mean, this person's an
amazing cook, probably better than the catery.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Anyway, but probably didn't want to have to do that
on the day. Yeah, but more than happy to help
out in that situation.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
But that is not the thing you want to hear it.
And then but then look what happened. There was actually
more food than there was too much fod Yeah, right,
because everybody just mucked on pulled through. Bride and groom
didn't even know until the until the moment it was
mentioned in the speeches, so they.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Were like, why is it KFC, Oh my god, does
that When you said that it was the worst thing
that could possibly happen the afternoon before a wedding, I
was like, for sure, infidelity.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Oh wow, there could be that winning disasters Because I
was thinking about it as soon as it happened. I
was like, ah, there must be some wedding people would
have had shocking winning disasters out there.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
One hundred percent. I've seen a few, and I think
that maybe part of it is the overplanning. You can
plan too much for these things and then that can
create a disaster. When you're like it's not going to plan,
whereas in this situation they had no plan.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I had hundred hardeche I hade hundred four to eight
seven two five.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Jurry in the night, the Hoarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
As we're talking about wedding disasters, not that the wedding
that I went to on said day was a disaster.
It was a lovely occasion, but it was shaping up
to be at one point, well the night before when
the ca or decides to pull out.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
You don't want ninety gears. You don't want that.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
It just puts a lot of stress. I mean, already
there's enough stress. You don't need to have the idea
that there's not going to be any food.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Food's a pretty crucial part of a winning I think,
although you could get through well without it.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
You know, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I eight hundred heardere I eight hundred four to eight
seven two five or three for three. Sheldon's on the line, morning, Sheldon.
How are you?

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Good?

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Thanks guys, shaving yourself good?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
You're calling him from hock Atika.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
I am indeed, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Have you had a wedding disaster?

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Yeah, well it sounded that big a disaster. We went
to the ceremony time the rings, and Male the son
was on my two boys with the best Me and
mal the son had a wet box in his pocket
full of moss and with the rings on top of it,
and he poles it out and he gets it to
me and I open and I said, mate, where's the rings?
And he goes, what do you mean. I said, there's

(50:54):
no rings here, bro, and he goes, you're shipping me,
And no, I'm not shipping yet and he goes, oh no,
And he's a real anxious human being got me. So
they ran next to the cars and back and forth,
and he didn't find this. So we carried on the
ceremony and I borrowed my father in law's ring, which
was nowhere near going to put on my fingers. But
we got through the ceremony, and about five minutes later,

(51:17):
my daughter's kicking around. We got married in the forest,
which was the which is lovely, and my daughter's kicking
around in the dirt there and she found the two rings.
So we did the whole ceremony all over again. She
found them in the she found them on the found
them in the long grass on the side of the
sort of a logging road.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
You omn.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
It.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
It was a special moment. And then because we were
getting carried on, which is also the cycle troll, these
two mountain bikers came along and they're all really embarrassed
and we sort of spread the arches and clapped them
through and those there was a special day and that
night got better. It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, it all makes it, It all makes for a
better story in the end on that. But at the time, jeez,
I can't imagine the stress.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Thanks thanks, thanks for your cool Sheldon and stuff.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Sheldon, we had we don't know she getting down to
Keysy's wedding because it was in the remember when the
floods were happening in Auckland. Were supposed to fly down there.
And on the night, man my Massa has gone on
this plane and she looks out the window and she goes, hey,
look at this, We're not leaving here. I look out
and you know, the baggage handlers they were out standing.
They'd taken their boots off and they were standing in
knee deep water on the runway and they were splashing

(52:31):
each other at the water and I was like, yeah,
this plane's not going anywhere. Is it, and so we
had to disembark. Is this the is this anniversary with
an anniversary floods? Yeah? And so then the next morning
they we got the inside word from someone that works
at the airport that they're actually putting on a flight
at about whatever time. So we went down there and
waited on a whim. The only person storm Purpose that

(52:52):
asked me, how are we going to get down there?
I told her she got dressed for a wedding in
the toilet of ames a light, did a bang up job,
come out looking ready for a witting.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
It's an impressive effort. Lee Hart got married with one
shoe because he had the stag night, made a classic
mistake of having this night the night the night before
and lost a shoe, and so yeah, he was just
he's just one shirt. He got married at an ashoe.
His sixs just come through. Was a gift at defense.
He winning at Milbrook and Arrowtown. Best man got massively steamed,

(53:27):
stole a golf cart and drove it into a lake.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
It's five thousand dollar bell. There's a lot of my
wedding disaster was marrying the wrong guy or girl. There's
a lot of those coming through as well. A guy
said his ex wife's name during the stage really ruined
it all. Texting for a friend.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Jerry Aman Knight the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Yeah, I've borne witnessed to a few of them. Some
of them I can't even show on the radio, I
don't think. But one of them was I knew a
guy who was at a winning and there was like
a little drinks thing down by a creak beautiful little spot,
and he got spear tackled by a drunk mate of
his and ended up tearing the cartilage between his ribs,

(54:14):
and then later on that night got put into a
pretty devastating k hole. Meanwhile, all of his mate's parents
were around and wanted a yarn, so he went in
and sat out in the rain so that NOE couldn't
talk to him.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Hold on, didn't you pop a rib? Earlier on at
a wedding.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Just three on three four three, drunk Argentinian guy started
a debate about the Falklands with a table full of
British military folk at my wedding. It's a good one.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Wedding disaster. Wedding photographer got the weekend dates mixed up. Luckily,
a guest was traveling from overseas for a wedding and
was a budding photographer enthusiast and had a camera where
her stepped in and took over for the day. Wasn't
able to hide that from the bride and groom for long,
although it all works out in the end. Yeah, well
it does, doesn't.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
It Just keep blasting photos? I reckon, what about this one?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I had no revirus the night before the wedding and
my husband had it the same night of our wedding.
Oh no, the wedding guests can the food tasted delicious?
Oh thank god?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
And another ticks here on three four oh three winning
at Cable Bay and way Hiki live goldfish on the
tables they were consumed and a thirty thousand dollars sculpture
was rolled down the hell out of the rocks.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Oh my god. That's not a disaster.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
That sounds like a good time disaster, if for you're
a goldfish.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Coming up after the eight thirty sport headlines acc had
g Lane joins us eleven.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Couple Jerry and Mini the Hodarkey breakfast Here.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
G Lane will join us in around about fifteen minutes
to talk about the weekends sport. You guys, bet a
way to Wellington.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah, it was awesome. We did a live show down
there at I Forgerebou the Venues Court. I think it's
Harmad twenty two. There's about one hundred and fifty odd
punters came down the Herey Jeb came down and I
think I think the heary Jeff thought that this was
just going to be a muck around with the ACC
but instead what had happened was he was subjected to
a play by play, ball by ball of the last

(55:55):
over of the game against South Africa in twenty fifteen,
and we stopped down after each ball and just grilled
him about what was going through his here.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Subjected to Yeah, I mean, I would have thought he'd
be quite happy to watch that footage over and over.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I think he is, but I don't think he's stoked
to do that in front of one hundred and fifty people.
You know, Well, I just think he was. Anyway, it
was great, It was awesome, and I felt like a
kid in a candy shop because I was sitting right
next to him getting to ask gran Elliott what was
going through his He like, did you know Dale Stain?
Were you guys mates? Did you talk to Vittori who
was at the other end those questions, Well, you have

(56:30):
to go and download the podcast, and then that as
a tease, it's out now wherever good podcast are sold,
so you can go and listen to that. And then
the BYC Paul Ford and Dylan Cleaver came on stage
and talked about bats and such, and then bat chat
and bat Chat, and then after all of that a
bit of a mill about at the end, and by

(56:50):
the stage is probably about ten o'clock, we're like the
venue backed on to Shed twenty two, the bar right
next door, and so we're like, there's two giant doors.
We're like, should we go through unto the next bar
and they're like, na, you're not allowed to. You've got
to go around.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I was like, what do you mean you've got to
go You've got to go around where?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Why? Around to the other side of the door that
we're standing at, And so we're like, you know, not
find whatever it will play the game, walked around, went
in there, and almost immediately they were like, last, quar
last all you guys got to get out.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
What time is that?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
It must have been like quarter to eleven or something whatever.
They shut it a liven.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I wonder why that was. Was it like a license?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I presume so, because we then went to walk down
the the waterfront to find another bar to go to,
and when we got there they were like, no, you
guys are not allowed by this stage. We we've still
got about twenty thirty people worth that side, bringing thirty
paying customers man probably twenty yea into the bar, and
they were like, no, we're about to shut too, so

(57:49):
you guys can't come in here. And so all of
a sudden, at eleven o'clock on a Friday night, great
with her by the way, and apparently you can't beat it.
We were just turfed out with nowhere to go. Is
that just the go in Wellington these days?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Or do we not know where to go? It's a
good question. I don't know. I haven't been out in
Wellington for a while. I'd love to hear from Courtney Place.
Where do you go in Wellington? Ny Place still going off?
It used to be insane Courtney Place.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I don't think Cotney Place is nearly the same anymore.
But a couple of the boys did say that there
was at least one bar that was still open there.
Otherwise you would have to go into the suburbs and
try and find a pub somewhere.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I once went to a speakeasy just off Courtney Place
that was.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Run by I don't know if you can call dream
girls of speakeasy.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
It was an interesting situation where you knock and then
a little a little opening in the door and then
you were let in. And in this place were mainly
members of the transgender community, and they were and they
made coffee, like like instant coffee, and those you know
those brown mugs that used to get in staff frons.

(58:58):
Also they did rum and coke and there was and
water and that was Antista's images.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Well, why didn't you tell me about this last week.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
As an after hours place? Interesting place?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Could have done with that last week and I shouldn't
find anywhere to go.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
If you text me, I would have told you.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
God, damn it gives caud someone get a touches that
does that? A going Wellington? Where do you go after that?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Is everything shut? It?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
I don't know twenty two There opening hours a list
of airs. Monday to Friday they close at ten pm,
and Santa and Sunday they stay open at eleven pm
each night.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
What must be a lack a license thing. That's Wellington.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
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Speaker 1 (59:43):
Bell for him. You must be all sported out a
sc head g Lane. How the weekend?

Speaker 6 (59:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (59:48):
How are weekend starting on Friday night with the Live
Potty from Wellington.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yes, I was just talking about how everything shut at
about eleven people have been texting in. Apparently the waterfront
has set up for just corporate drone so that shots
early Cuba Street is where we needed to go, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
Yeah, see we didn't have the where we're all to
actually make it to Cuba Street at that stage, but
you'll be pleased to know that the tabs Paul Mawardi
managed to carry the after party on with most of
the attendees of the Live Potty, So thank you to
Paul Mawardi from the Ta B for taking one for
the team.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Well they had the local knowledge, didn't they. None of
them said to go a.

Speaker 9 (01:00:23):
Great event though the Herey Javelin we really really kind
of ambushed him with his final over there at the
semi final. You know he thought it was going to
be one big glove fest. Well, we talked about how
Grady was when really we just attacked him for the
fact that the lack of tactics and that over the
lack of empathy he had towards his betting partner Danatory.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yeah, that's right. He didn't even seem to hug him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
We didn't hug him. He didn't hug him.

Speaker 9 (01:00:45):
We paused the exact moment where he soaked in the
adelation of the crowd, and it was a perfect shot.
And then the background for Torre is almost looking at
his feet sadly, and we paused at there and he's like, yeah,
if I had my time again, I would have would
have hugged him first.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
And if it wasn't for Toy squeezing out that full
delivery bound through backward point.

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
Yeah, yeah, it was good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
It was good value.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
And then the b y C boys fully cricket nerded
out with all the cricket nerds there never why don't
know what you call the collectiff now, And for a
bunch of cricket nerds is maybe a wide boundary of
aun sundry, a sundry of cricket fans.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
No, it was.

Speaker 9 (01:01:26):
It was great stuff and thank you for the people.
Willington came along to that, and then the one day
the next day more of an interesting one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
That one a little bit made a little bit more.

Speaker 9 (01:01:35):
Interesting than the fact that we lost a few wickets
and blear Techner the script was written.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
He came out and won that one in the end.
But yeah, you're right, it's sort of. It was never
really in doubt that we were going to win that run,
but then there was like three overshre. All of a
sudden England woke up and thought, if we get a
couple of wickets here we might win this. Yeah, and
then they didn't, so.

Speaker 9 (01:01:54):
Free nel, free Nel will take it. England probably one
of the worst one day cricket teams on the planet
right now, which is weird because they've got the talent
to be one of the best T twenty and Test teams.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yes, they just can't rip their head around one day
one day is I don't think they care about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Nah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:08):
Harry Brook was laughing his way through most of those
final overs anyway. Then straight into the All Blacks Island
on Sunday morning. Horrific first half, foursome second half.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, great second half, but man, that first half with
that ref mister Bean is he trying to ruin the game?
Are are they trying to make it unwatchable? Well?

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
What?

Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
I felt so sorry for any Kiwi or Irishman Irish
woman who brought their American friends along to Soldier Field
in Chicago and said, you got to watch this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Game of rugby.

Speaker 9 (01:02:39):
It's no pads, no knowing, it's hardcore, it's fast flowing
two and a half minutes and he was looking for
a replay on the big screen after Body Barrett, and
they couldn't get it on the big screen because they're
too BLUs he playing bud Light commercials or whatever. And
so after about five minutes of him saying can I
please see it on the big screen, and the TMO
going we can't get it on the big screen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
You're going to have to go to the halfway to
the monitor.

Speaker 9 (01:03:01):
Can I get it on the big screen? He's like, no,
you dumb frenchy mister bean looking knob here'd go to
half way.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
And then so at that point I went upstairs when
of the bathroom, I come back down and I saw
that the yellow had been upgraded.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
To a ridge. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I was like, this is pretty incidental.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Contact was that the guy was bone and Bear ran
into him and he got the ball. It was essentially
a forward pass. He got the ball and he's when
it was protecting himself, flipped his arms.

Speaker 9 (01:03:29):
We've seen but Angustaru same heaven to him and he
got stretched off unconscious and got a red card as
he went off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
It was similar.

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
He couldn't do anything about it anyway, So Americans would
have been like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
What is it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
If you're so worried about your head? But then the
weird part about that is then there was a hip
drop later on on Jordie Bear. Yes, that I thought
initially had snapped his league in half. Yeah, then it
was like I might have destroyed his knee, But then
he tried to play on. Eventually succumbed, succumbed to the injury.
But that guy got play off. So if you had
someone's head, then you've got to go off, even if

(01:04:04):
it wouldn't have knocked the magot off a pie. But
if you you could also in someone's career by destroying
their leaks.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Here's the issue, and this is a life issue. When
you create a role, there's a whole lot of consequences
that come off the back of that, and you never
knew what they were going to be, and they present
themselves and then you've got to make a whole lot
more rules.

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
Terrible day for the Barretts. Say Geez copped the pounding,
Scott Barrett with a bagash in his leg.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Jordy Barrett went off body. Barrett got a couple of
massive shots on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Him as well. D Smiley would have been proud so much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Smiley would like you, Oh my god, don't they have
another foreign reserve?

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
There is quite and there is quite a number of them.
But yeah, what a what a weekend. And then obviously
the key is tongue. The whole of Auckland is littered
with tongue and flags on the side of the motorway
and just everywhere in trees tangled around dolphins. There's a
couple of seals washed up in Mission Bay, the turtle's
nose and tongue and flanks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
A couple of textas on three four O three around
the collective noun for cricket nerds, Yeah, according of cricket yees,
or will you accept a wisdom of cricket nerds?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I'm one of them, so so are you? Well? You
are you are deep than for coming in acc here
che Lane, Hey it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
Or kicks off again though Wednesday West Indies first T
twenty bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Here we go straight back into it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
No days off, Oh we're kicking off. No sleeps to
holm one tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Talk good idea?

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Ah yeah mate? Okay, how's the family? Only I have one?
Calina sent him an agent. We'll see you tomorrow from six.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Aking breakfast with Bunny's Trade raising funds. This moving, but
to support men's health