Weeing On Mandarins - The Radio Highlights July 12

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
Funning Strader there to help.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's mad Dan, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
It's not Jerry.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
Jerry.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
J nice every comedy this morning on The Madden Jerry Show. Yes,
it's a Friday, Friday, the twelfth of July twenty twenty four.
Nice to have you with us. My Dame's jeermy Well's
Measure and Ruder in this morning for that. Heath is away.
Good morning, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
God, I'm absolutely bouncing away to this tune this morning.
I haven't heard this rude is sting in a while,
and I'm feeling it.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm clicking my fingers.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I don't feel good. Ruder's clicking his fingers to his
own chune.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Oh what he always does.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Are you allowed to do that? Ruder? I don't know
what's the I know I look now, you stop clicking
your fingers, and now I feel bad. You were really
getting into your own chun and that was nice to
get into your own chain.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yeah, and you just had to come along the ruin
that for him.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sorry about it. It's a Friday, terrible, that's a right.
Sometimes it's just brought you right down. Sorry about that, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Sometimes I do sing along to them. Sometimes I clapped
with one hand to them. Mate, we've seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh wow, that's a weird thing that you're doing there,
flapping your hands. O God, I've never seen that. Hey,
up there, you need to answer the question. Please explain
from you the hell are you wearing a go pro
on your head?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Looks weird?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
The Matt and Jerry Show question for you, MESHI, Yes,
why are you wearing a nineties New Zealand cricket helmet
with a go pro on it?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:27):
This is the thing, okay, right, There's a lot of
explainings to do here, isn't there. Well, there's a couple
of reasons why. First of all, I've made this thing, Fellers,
I want to talk to you about it, and I'm
thinking of calling it the mash cam. I'm looking to
provide some kind of POV experience for the manager, the
Mat and Jury Show listener. Sorry, I thought it would
be best that maybe the listener of the Mat and

(01:47):
Jury Show could be a part of this kind of
POV experience that I could bring to them. So what
I found was this nineties Black Caps cricket helmet out
of the a sec Studio here.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, signed by the entire black Caps team from I'm
assuming the early nineties really faded though. Can you read
some of those signatures out?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
I mean, I can't read can you see any of
those signatures?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Chris Kens is up the front here?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
We're focusing on the wrong thing.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Have you noticed Chris Kens is the only color or
the only signature in that color, the dark color.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
We just signed it at a later date surely.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Or he was running a rule where you know, everyone
else signs using the light color pen.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
I'll sign with the dark pin. Thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Deepak Patel?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh is he on there?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay? U? And I can see Stephen Fleming?

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Okay, Well, anyway, we seem to be getting sidetracked. So anyway,
I wanted to use this as part of my p
of the experience that I want to bring to the
Matt and Jewish our listener. Yeah, And what I was
going to do is that has a GoPro mount on
the top, and I thought, you know what, let's try
and have a GoPro on there. And during the song
it broke, So I'm kind of back to where I started.
But the plan was is that I could wear that

(02:55):
helmet all the time during the show, and then it
just adds a little bit extreme for the met and
jury show listener. I don't know when to release videos online, yeah,
or when we do things, you know. You know, we're
always trying to find the next bit in radio. We're
always trying to find something, the next thing that will
take the world by storm. And I feel like this
mash Campo the experience might give people that opportunity.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay, that's fine. So we already have cameras in the studio, Masu.
You're aware of that, aren't you.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, I'm aware of that.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, there's one on me right now. There's also one
on Ruda right now, which normally aimed at Metty, and
there's also another one which is on you, which is
so So there's already three cameras in the studio. Yeah,
And what you're trying to say is that there should
be a fourth camera and it should be a fixed
to your head.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yes, that's what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
But don't you think it would be really great for
the view I was going to say the listener, but
for the viewer in this instance, to get an insight
into Meshi's mind. Because you get it's almost like you're
looking through it through Mashi's eyes.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Well, this is what I'm trying to say, Rudier is
thank you for backing me up on this is I
think there's people out there that could do with seeing
what I get up to.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
You know, I'm looking at three or four five screens
right now.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Oh god, you know I'm operating this, and then I
can look to my right, so you, Jerry, people can
experience what I.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, the problem is you're twenty four, so we know
what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh, you'll look outside.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Probably look outside, you look at the people who are
walking past. You'll start looking at you downstairs. No, I
will start looking at some blue material exactly what's going
to do.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
I won't do that, Jerry. I won't do that.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
So three for eight three a little bit of a
secret poll this morning. If you're in favor of mesh cam,
I just send me a text saying why.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
It's the little why. And if you're not in favor
of mesh cam, I just send a in I think, well.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
We've already got a text through. Someone said if mash
cam isn't twenty four to seven, I am interested fair enough.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Told you out, told you Jerry, mesh Cam it's the
next big thing.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
So we're looking down at the buttons. Look down at
your buttons and your pants. Just look outside there. I'm
not sure about mesh Cam.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm not sure who puts together the show and puts
together the schedule for the show, this radio show that's
showned up for every morning. But tell you what, whoever's
done it has done a bloody good job. Because I'm
just looking at what's coming up today and it's it's
it's very impressive.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
I mean, this is classic, mate. What do you think
radio shows grow on trees? You don't pull these things
out of your rudder? And I worked tires, mate, trying
to come up with these shows. And now you come
in here with the confidence to say, I don't know
who comes up with these shows?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Is us?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You too couldn't have come up with us. You two
couldn't have come up. So the wonderful world of the
latest and lab grand meat, which is fascinating. That is
Jeff Wilson joins us on the show after seven o'clock.
What is fart walking and why is it good for
you love it and instant coffee in the workplace. Is
it time we took the power back at Rady Huddick.
I mean, I don't know who comes up with this crap,

(05:34):
but it's bloody. That is bloody good.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
To be fair, Mash came up with that crap. That
last one I've come up with.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
That was mesh that last one I've come up with,
and we're going to have to come back to that
later on. I'm looking forward today's show though it's.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Huge, plus mesh Cam max Cam, which I'm still working at,
but I will give you updates on mash Cam later on.
Thank you for all the support via three for eight three.
By the way, on mesh Camp, this.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Is all happening before. This is all happening before eight o'clock.
I mean, I didn't want to get into what's happening
after eight o'clock.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
What is happening after?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't know. We're going to get into it. I'm
going to get into it. But however's putting this thing together.
I've done a bloody.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Jem Maten gem Mash Pressus Burtons with his hand for.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Matten Jem.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
The Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Show, so behind the scenes been working away here, well,
Mash has been working away feverishly on this mash cam initiative.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
I mean, how does it look, Fellers? So this is
the first time you've seen it on the head properly.
I tried to put it on this morning at six o'clock.
It broke And as I said, I'm trying to provide
a pov angle for the met Injury show listener to
capture that next kind of big bird or just add
a little bit extra to the show.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
So how do you feel about it, Fellers?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Looking at it now for the first time, my first
question would be that your headphones look a little unsafe
around you. Do they feel secure?

Speaker 6 (06:53):
So, yeah, this isn't a issue I hadn't really thought
about as you would have identified what unread of good
spotting is. My headphones are now mounted on my neck.
They kind of look a little bit more like a
nick pillow that then headphones, because of course I am
running that nineties cricket helmet with the entire Black Caps
team on there with the GoPro on top, and that
is usually where my headphone band sits. Jerry across the

(07:14):
top there, and obviously I can't quite get that up
there now, right.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
So the headphones are going to have to stand on
the back. But mesh cam itself, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Look, I think the mesh cam looks quite good. And
can I just reiterate what's happening here is we've got
the nineties helmet. It doesn't have any side flaps, so
it's nineties ones that use It's a it's a CD.
It's called c D was the was the brand, and
it had the flaps on the side, and then you
attached the metal grill to the plastic flaps.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Okay, right, well that's what I've done.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, then you're taking off the plastic flaps. So it's
that it looks like a jockey helmet. Basically, That's how
I describe it. Would you looks like, yeah, it looks
like a jockey helmet, and you at the moment I
would describe you the way that your neck is up,
you look like Gladstone Small. I'm not sure if Cricket
Small from England.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Well, the issue is I have to rugs I can
keep my headphones around my ears because once again the
headphones are on the back of my neck a little
bit like a nick puller.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
So this problems and the teething issues with mesh cam
so far.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Let's be honest, Well, there isn't any lack of positive
feedback that on three for three, A lot of ticks
coming through and support of this new pov angle I'm
looking to add to the show. So I'm fizzling about
it and hopefully after seven o'clock this morning we could
use it for some good.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, the text are flowing and can mesh with us
in the sack she's tasting porn. I'd love to see
mess she's pov experience.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
No, this is frustrating now, this is already starting to
annoy me. This is not for that kind of material,
the Texter. I'm here to do good with this. I'm
not here to browse blue with this.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Okay, sure you are. No, I'm not coming up after
the succeeding news headlines are the wonderful world of the
latest and lab growing meat. It's all shocked. You met
in Jerry Show.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Radio headings, Jadline un till nine, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
The Made in Jerry Show sixty one on the Jeriys Show,
Time for low. This news headlines the transport basta says
road cone uses how to control Simon Brown is forcing
the Transport Agency to report on how much it spins
on road cones regularly.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
How close you reckon that we have one road cone
to another road cone, Like if you're driving past road cones, are.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
We running about a one two meter road cone.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I think that's probably I think that's probably the point
that he makes. I think they're probably a little close together.
I have once seen this on the drive from Hamilton
to Walkland road cones there was some there were some
roadworks that was going on, and the road cones extended
around about eight hundred meters before you got to the roadworks,
so it sort of angled you off, you know, it

(09:50):
just went. It was a very slow angle that just
went for about eight hundred meters and then the roadworks
was taking place, and then it angled and then the
rod cons went back in an angle again after that,
and I was like, I reckon, they possibly could shorten
the amount of angle.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm going to say something I didn't think i'd say,
and the words are in defense of the road cone use.
There sure there have been a few times and I've
just been plowing along at one hundred and ten kilometers
an hour, and you do get surprised if they don't
give you enough leeway before you get to the road with.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
You've become used to you've become used to me. You
don't want to what he's getting hurt when they're doing
road No, that's right, and that's the that's why the
road cones are there to prevent accidents. But you do
have to ask a question.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I know it's not really where we put anecdotes in
the middle of the news hea lines, but you know
we're so trained as humans to actually just listen to
road cones as well. This is always what's amazed me.
And you forget sometimes that they do move. And that's
my theory around why you know you're on the person
you'd like to put a road cone on the top
of a tall tree in the middle of like, I
don't know, the town square or something like that.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
It's the same reason.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
But I once was driving from Hamilton to Auckland and
there was a bloke that got out of his car
and moved a road cone. And I've never quite seen
someone with that kind of power in all my life.
I didn't realize you could do that kind of thing.
This guy picked up a road cone, drove around it.
And if sometimes you forget you can move these things.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
You can move them, You can move them. Singapore State
Food Agency has approved sixteen species of insects for human consumption.
The list ranges from grasshoppers to beatles.

Speaker 9 (11:10):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
However, there's a catch. Bugs can't be harvested from the wild.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Good.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
You have to groom them in your basement and then
kind of well cook them up.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, Well, you can't get them from the world. And
The opening cricket Test between the West Indies and England
at Lord's is shaping up as a mismatch. The visitors
are seventy nine for six and their second innings at
stumps on the second day trailing by one hundred and
seventy one runs after the host posted three seventy one
and his final Test match, James Anderson has two for
eleven off ten overs. He's miserly now, isn't he. He's

(11:41):
miserly s having a look here James Anderson's final Test
eleven teammates ages. At the time of his England debut
in two thousand and three, Zach Prawley was five, Ben
Duckett was eight. Stitchley Pope was five, Harry Brook was four,
Jamie Smith was two, Gars Atkinson was five, and show
but sheer wasn't even Born's.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Hard to step from you.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Wow, they've got nothing in common those guys too.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
When you started broadcasting, I wasn't born. How does that
make you feel?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's a good point.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Time for the wonderful world.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Of the latest and lab grown meat.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah. South Korea, which is where the latest developments are
occurring in lab grond meat, have developed a new way
to make lab grond meat taste like the real deal.
Hmm okay, but unfortunately at the moment it looks like
I would describe it as transparent, bubblegum, pink colored crap.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
How do the vegans feel about lab sorry labb that's
a band, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Yes, lab created meat? Do they mind?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Well?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
They yeah, they eat lab created meat.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Oh they will? Okay, so yeah, yeah, yeah, great, this
is quite a good thing.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Then I'm sure that the vegans can eat it, isn't
that right? Vegans can eat lab grum forreat three.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
If you are a vegan and don't et meat currently,
would you eat this lab grown stuff? Because of course,
it's not involved killing an animal.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I be yes. So lab grown meat also called cultured
meat or cell based meat. It's emerging as an alternative
to conventional meat, so I guess it offers the same
nutritional benefits. But I think the theory is it doesn't
have the carbon footprint of your standard meat, your cows
and your sheet et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
There is the idea that it imitates meats that already exist.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, well, I think it imitates the animal sell Okay,
so that's the idea of the proteins and the proteins
in that so we flesh.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Forward two years?

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Is the idea that we might be able to eat
some meat that tastes a lot like beef or some
beef mint that has been made in a lab or
is it not or is it like the specific kind
of subset of meat.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
It's confusing. I mean, I personally, I don't understand. If
you really want to eat something that tastes like meat,
why not just eat meat?

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Eat meat? Just get a free range chicken up on
this beach and where you go.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, if you don't like eating meat, all good, don't
eat meat hard? But why would you want to create
meat in a lab? And then it just seems like
one step too far.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well, I guess my question is why would you want
to eat something that looks like a cross between like
a pink wine gum and a rolled up prophylectic Actually
the photo of it.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, do you know what it looks like? It looks
like a pink if you've ever had a matajuana gummy,
it looks like a gummy that you've left out in
the sun, and then it's just turned into a big
globule of crap.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
I don't know what I expected it to look like,
but that's not it. It's just a pink, slightly transparent
circle meat petty almost, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Yeah, okay, not for me. Why is South Korea so
focused on this?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I don't know. They're interested in this sort of stuff
thing interesting will letters and fake meat.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
They are.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
So they've developed cultured meat that generates grilled beef flavors
upon cooking. Question globule, it has beef flavor.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
So you put that on the barbie, that pink thing
that I'm looking at.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
There, Yeah, once it starts heading up. I do see
here though, that that meat inverted commas. It's not yet eatable,
so they had to use an electronic nose to find
out exactly what it smells like.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
So they've made it taste and smell like meat, but
at this stage it doesn't feel the same as chillin'
on a steak or chicken, so they can't get the
texture part. That's the next challenge. God, it's a.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Wonderful world dough, isn't it? Technology?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I don't know. It's just easier to chop up a
cow and need it. Here's the text that's just come
in from Luke. Hey, guys, at the chance of dampening
the Friday vibes, I've just got a butt ton of

(15:42):
Brussels sprouts. Is there anything that I can do with them? Oh?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
This is easy, Luke. With that text from Luke, was
it okay?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
So what you want to do here, Luki? Boys? Steam
them up?

Speaker 6 (15:52):
I want you to steam them three four hours, get
them real nice, get them steamed up, get them soggy,
get them nice, and then just have them on the
plate like that. Ah, just put them over there, transferred
them to the plate nice and a warm and hopefully
that lovely Brussels sprout water and steam that's been similar
for three to four hours will then trickle onto the
plate and then you can eat that in due time.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I used to hate Brussels sprouts as a kid, though,
though I remember like once a year my mum would
serve them up. They suck, oh wow, And once a year.
They are better little cabbages, aren't they. I was like, yack,
these things are gross. And then I went to a
restaurant and it was a great restaurant, and they did
bristl sprouts and they tasted them so delicious. They got them.
They roasted them with beet trout and a roasting dish.

(16:33):
They cut them in half, and then they drizzled them
in maple syrup before they'd roasted them, and they chucked
them in there with almonds, and then they took them out,
and then they put fetter on the top of it,
and then they put balsamac on the top of that.
As you and I tell you what, those things as
the most delicious, one of the most delicious vegetable dishes
I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
I've just heard the entire of the South Island tune out.
But other than that, I mean, you can't be putting
that that's no longer a brustles rout.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Jerry is my concern with that.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
You know, Luke from Rags has a lot of Brussels sprouts.
He doesn't have a whole lot of almonds, fetter, beetroot
juice to spear, does he?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Well, I don't know. I mean beat no actual beetroot.
So you just grab a beet troup. But you're roasted
up with a brustle sprout. I mean it takes about
it takes about twenty five minutes that he wants your
chart them. Any butter on that, No butter oil, no
bit of olive oil. I shouldn't put that in there
with the maple syrup. You douse them in maple syrup
and olive oil before you roast them. Absolutely delicious, Are
so sweet?

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Ruder? You love a Brussels sprout? How are you cooking yours?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I generally love to do a Brussels sprout on a
barbecue if possible, otherwise you really get charred. And remember
Naddiya Limb came in and she revealed the secret to
a crispy skin snapper was he used half olive oil
half butter. Yeah, that's the stuff you want to use
on your Brussels sprouts, A little bit of garlic?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, okay, so there we go. Look from Raggs, I
think we've answered your question. That's what you do with
Brussels sprouts. And also Ruder's giving you a little tip
on what to do with something Christmas singin and snapper
as well. Oh wow, the show that keeps give me
oh no, And then you can get yourself some lab
grand meat, a big pink globull and.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, ed it with that delicious?

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Can you steam that too if you want to grill it?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It's not edible yet though.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
No.

Speaker 10 (18:18):
Matt and Jerry Maten, Jarret mat and Jerry, Matt and
Jerry that's and Jerry n and Jerry that's and Jerry Maten,
Jerry Maten, Jerry come on the rock with Matcheria nice.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Heavy company this morning on the Matt and Jerry Show. Friday,
the twelfth of July twenty twenty four. Mattes aways back
on Monday. We've got Ruder and Mashy here filling in.
Nice to have you guys with us. Morning.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Jerry, morning, Ruder, how are you mate?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Really good song to bop along to us.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
What it is is a lot Coming up in the
next hour are what is fart walking? Why is it
good for you?

Speaker 5 (18:50):
I'm looking forward to this show.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
I saw someone put this article in our group what'sapp
last night, and I purposely did not read it because
I thought, you know what, I'm gonna wait till the
show to morrow to find out what far walking and
if in fact I should do it, And I can't
wait for that chat later on.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
An instant coffee in the workplace coming up in about
twenty minutes. Mass, you've got an initiative which you want
to run, because you're running this other initiative this morning
as well. Mash cam yep, that's right.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Earlier in the show, we talked about this new initiative
that I started up, this POV experience for the Managery
show listener. It's a mash cam. In fact, it's a
nineties cricket helmet with the GoPro mounted on top of that,
essentially just to provide one more angle for the show.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
But I thought we could use that well.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
We also look to take instant coffee back in our workplace.
A little bit confusing, I understand, but we'll come back
to it later and explain all and that Benjerie show.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
So the All Blacks are taking on England at Eden
Park tomorrow night. They just got home sixteen points to
fifteen in the first Years last week. It was the
first game as coach, of course, for Razer Robertson, and
also Scott Barrett's first game as captain. Let's not forget that.
So no one's beating New Zealand at Eden Park for
thirty years, tab have the AB's a strong favorites, New

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Zealand paying a dollar twenty five, England paying three seventy.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
God we love that stat, don't we? We love that
stat in this country. No one's beating us that I
didn't poke for thirty years. God forbid change this? We again, No,
it won't change this weekend.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Joining us now the sorts on the game form All
Black Now Skyspot commentator friend of the show, Jeff Well
Some thanks for joining us this morning, Jeff, I want
to start with a question that's a total rugby cliche.
I'm going to ask it anyway because it makes me
sound like I know my test footy. Do you think
the All Blacks played too much rugby? In their own half.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Last week maybe a little bit, but I think that's
on the work the English did. I was there, saidy
years ago at Edon Park and that make all day
against France. I was on the bench. I was on
the bench and never in those days you never got
to run, you never got a shot. I never even
warmed ups.

Speaker 11 (20:45):
I just watched that.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
I watched the tripe am the end of the yearth
yeah in front of me happened again. Yeah, that's not great,
is it? So?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Godi?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
That what?

Speaker 6 (20:54):
It sounds like quite a positive stat to the rest
of the country. Whenever you hear that stat, do you
just crawl up into a hole and thing, God.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
There's a lot of things in my rugby career remember that.
I don't like, let's move on.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
We're not that many things cheapest. So I'm just trying
to think. O Jo played that day.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Didn't he?

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yes, he did. It was second Test match, Yeah, so
he was on the left link.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
It was a good French team. I was at that
game too, and I actually probably wasn't sitting that far
away from you because in the in those days, the
reserves didn't you sit in the stand.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
With the coaches and everyone yep, we had the check
suits on. We never went we never went anywhere, We
never went anywhere. It's absurd, right.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
You would have hated having to watch in the situations
been awful. So do you reckon? Do you reckon? The
shot clocks? Necessary? Because I know that they bought that
and that we're going to be able to see that
from the ground.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Absolutely, Like, if you don't put something into the game
which is going to confuse people because they can't see
the time or you can't understand what's technique, then ultimately
it has to be a given right. So I don't
think you're going to see that happen again. Look what
I love about it is a daily m kings. He
just owned it. He knew he needed to be quick
at he'd been reminded earlier on in the game. I
think of the previous kick he'd been a bit slow. So, yep,

(22:06):
we're going to get it. It's going to add something
to the game because we're all going to know now, right,
there's a lot of things he won't know what's going
on in the game, but that we will know perfect.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
I wonder whether he just takes too long to summon
up that smile. I mean, is that part of the problem.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Well, it it's such an important part of the kick.
He gets the crowd, it's a positive vibe, that's exactly that.
Every time he gets it right, it goes over. I'm
sure of it.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
So what do you reckon? That English defense was interesting?
He said they were rushing up and sort of shutting
down the All Black space. What can the All Blacks do?
They must have worked on something during the week to
counteract that.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Well, you're going to give yourself time and space. How
you do that, You've got to get dominant carries to
the middle of the park, in and around the fringes
and edges of the ruck, and you've got to move
the ball quickly. And we were a little bit slower
moving the book away from the breakdown because that way
they're on a retreat. If we get a dominant carry
fast for they're not in position to come up in Russia.
And the other side of it, too, is you got
to give yourself time to see that defender. And we

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were just we were just slightly off last weekend and
a team that knew their systems like England. Look, this
is a good English team. Everyone's talking about how much
better the Allbacks will be this week. This England team
won't go away. They'll have looked at the video, they
will have understood exactly a test mats that they let slip.
They're good enough to come to Eaton Park. Even in
the history doesn't way on this group because they've got

(23:26):
an amstry there. This group, this is another game for
them in terms of where they're playing. So I think
it's bring it on for them, but for us also,
I expect us to get that a little bit better.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
How weird was it to see in England first five
for less some points on the board. I found that
very very strange to see in England. First I can't
kach God.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Well, yeah, but what was more weird of the fact
how good he was in care attack. Yeah, Like that's
the crazy thing. We've seen a a little shift there
and you know they ultimately had enough to that game.
That's what they know inside their camp. And it was
the game changed as well when he went off, you know,
all of a sudden they didn't have the same threats
out there. So for Marcus Smith, it's another big day

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of the office for Home. But looky he left the
Kickers goals. If you want to beat the All Blacks,
you've got to take everyone on off us. So I've
got to get that right. But I'll tell you what
they went far away.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Always good to talk to you, Jeff. Thanks for your
time this morning. Thanks Jeff. You can watch live coverage
of the All Blacks versus England on Skysport one and
stream on Skysport Now from six pm Saturday.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
And that Jerry show Mash.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
You've got this mash cam which you've made here. It's
got a cricket helmet, yes, taking the flaps off. It's
the nineties credit helmet. You're taking the flaps off and
you've put a GoPro on the top of it.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
That's right. Indeed, I have we talked about this earlier
in the show. It's this POV experience that I'm looking
to provide for the man Jury Show audience.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Now.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
I thought that this could come in handy today before
we're about to do because for.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
The longest time here at ends in me a fellas.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
We've been running in some coffee in our kitchen here
and we are one of the only stations over the
side of the building. We work in a company that
has a lot of stations in it is it the
hit Snooze took to You'd Be, and a whole bunch
of others. They are all over that side of the building.
And what we find is that quite often the instant
coffee supply is choked and it is mainly over that
side of the building.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah, not over our side.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Well, we drink a lot of it is and coffee
over here on the other side of the building where
the fancy people work, they don't drink any instant coffee,
that's right, So we use up all of ours and coffee,
but for some reason we can never get any.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
No, that's right.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
And yesterday on the show that I announced that I
was given a tip by someone here at ens in
me of where the corporate coffee mother loaders stored. Okay,
and I'm talking tons of more Kana boys, I'm talking
tons of Griggs. I'm talking some of the biggest coffee
stashes that.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
You guys will have Greggs red ribbon roast.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
I'm not one hundred percent short of red ribbon roast.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
If we've got any bushels. I'm not sure about the
bushels either. The point is I know where the mother loaders,
they can have fags. No, they don't root it. They
don't have fags.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Is that a brand of coffee?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, okay, instant coffee?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Is it the old generation?

Speaker 5 (26:00):
So I got this pov cam here.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Yeah, I'm gonna put this on my head yep, And
up next, fellers, I'm thinking, with the help of you boys,
we go and hit the motherlight.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Okay, So you're gonna go. You're gonna go to the
Holy Gray. You're gonna go to the sauce. You're gonna get.
You're gonna get the instant coming from the source. That's
what you're going to bring some back for us.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Well, I think that's the plan. I think we rob it, Okay, then.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
We take it home. We steal from inside and take
it home with us.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
No, I think what we do is we bring it
into here.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Yeah, we barricade the doors, mate, hold.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
It for ransom, okay, and then take the company and
then sell it.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
If you mate, the world's out, oyster, we can do
whatever we want.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
There's a little safe on the ground. We can hide
some of it in there.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Okay, So what's gonna happen up next? Rutter? If you
could just come through the last week.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
I'm gonna put this mash cam on my head once again,
this cricket helmet from the nineties with the go probably
touch the roof. I'm gonna dull you up on the
phone and you're gonna have to walk me through this.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
If that's right.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Okay. I feel like at the end of this, either
we are gonna be fire or we're going to be
propelled to the CEOs of the company.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Here one of two ways. I reckon this.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Expert and that and Jerisher So Mashall producer, twenty four
year old producer has left the studio. He is wearing
a mash cam and he is going to attempt to
find the mother load of instant coffee that is somewhere
inside of this building. It ends in me, which we
need so desperately here on Radiohecki MESHI come, I are
you there?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Okay, have you got me? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
I do?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Now where are you exactly?

Speaker 11 (27:31):
I am currently in the nz in Me lobby. So
I have had the tip Fellers that this mother load
is storeed within the ZME mail room. Now, the mail
room is currently a lot because of the time of
the day. The mailroom opens at nine. Now, the only
problem with going in at nine is, of course we
do that, then everyone's here at work. We have to

(27:54):
target this now.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
But it's a lot.

Speaker 11 (27:56):
So what we're going to do is I'm just going
to go and try and have a young to security.
I think security is going to let me in.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (28:03):
Now that means once I'm in the mail room, I'm
going to be in there with security and that's going
to be my one chance to hopefully grab a big
bucket of distanceant coffee and run it back to our side.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Okay, So you're going to have to run a light
to the security that you need to go and get
some mail, and then you're going to have to tell
him to bugger off while you grab the coffee and
then bring that back to radio had key. Yeah, that's
a challenge. Okay, good luck. How far away from security
are you now?

Speaker 11 (28:27):
I'm about five six meters and good luck.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Make sure your big dog in mate.

Speaker 11 (28:33):
Yes, saying from me, send me your card O. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
By the way, he doesn't recognize me.

Speaker 11 (28:41):
No, he doesn't recognize me security. That's okay, here we go, security,
this is my card here. Yeah, he's recognized the name. Okay,
this is great now, sir, we need to go into
the mail room.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
This is fraud with huge issues.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
It's very assertive, though, bear in mind he's weird.

Speaker 11 (29:00):
I've just got a package. Thank you mate.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
That you're wearing a cricket helmet and a new Zealand
cricket helmet from the nineties with a camera on the
top would sort of indicate that you're up to something.

Speaker 11 (29:14):
Oh, thank you, sir. Okay, Fellas, something's happened something, can
you hear me?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Boys, boys, he's opened the door and he said, just
shout it behind you when you're finished.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
He's not only with me.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Perfect, perfect, okay.

Speaker 11 (29:29):
I've just got to slide back all the stuff I've
had that it's in here somewhere.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Can you see where? Can you see?

Speaker 11 (29:34):
So right now we are in the mail room here
in me and I can currently only see shelves of
stationary Oh my.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
God, oh my god, have you seen it?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (29:46):
Oh, we've seen it. We've seen it. We've seen it.
Was fan. We'll found found a fan of fantasy. Okay, okay,
So what we're found here is so far right now,
all I can see is about two hundred boxes of
premium dil Marte.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
We don't want that. We don't want that.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I have something, you know.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
We don't want the deal. We don't care about them.
We want the coffee.

Speaker 11 (30:05):
Moving on to Milo here.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Care about the Milo and we want instant coffee. That's
what we need.

Speaker 11 (30:13):
Now, fellers, here we go.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
We found that.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
I found a tent.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
I found a tent.

Speaker 11 (30:18):
I found a tin tent. We've got there's only oh
my god, hang on, hang on, hang on? What do
we got here?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
What do we got here? What do we got here?

Speaker 11 (30:25):
We've got some a these are beans. No, we don't
need beans, do we beans?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
We need we need the good stuff. We need the makona,
we need the bushels. We need the Griggs red ribbon roast.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
That's what.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
Okay, fellas, this is going to be. This might be
considered a failed failed mission right now as it stands,
I've only got one ten of one kilogram.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Of grab that. And also if you can grab some stationary,
just grab whatever you can, highlighters and stuff like that,
and we can do that. Off.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
I'll go some highlighters. Okay, I'll talk to you guys.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
So thanks to you in the studio.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Also also anything that's on Mike Hosking's shelf just grabbed
that as well.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Good work, Mare, She well.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
Done, and Matt and Jerry show time for.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
The latest news headlines. Prime Minister Chris Luxon has spoken
briefly with Joe Biden. He's at the Native Summit in Washington.
Luxon says he really enjoyed his interaction with the US
President and there was good humor. Well that's great. Drinking wine,
eating desserts and flirting with men with mustaches the secrets

(31:28):
to living a long and happy life. Apparently that's how
Alabama woman Helen Denmark keeps herself feeling young. After celebrating
her one hundred and eighth birthday this week, she says
she doesn't feel any older than she did when she
was one hundred and seven.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
So is that what happens you flirt with enough men
with mustaches?

Speaker 5 (31:46):
After a while there.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
It starts to prolong your life. I mean, that's impressive.
So she's got a massive thing for a warmbroom, does
she this?

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Lady? Yeah, one hundred it's a good effort.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
I suppose if I left to one hundred and eight,
I will be quite happy to talk about all things
I've done throughout my life because anything is possible for
that to be.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
The reason why I've lived for that long.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
No mention of genetics there from her no and jismine power.
Jeersman Paollini has become the first Italian woman to reach
the Woman in Singles final in the Open Era. After
de feeding Donna Victs in three sets on center court.
She took the final tie rate ten eight in two
hours and fifty one minutes. So you've come back with
a bounty mash. Look at this? What have you got here?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
I mean, this was incredible, wasn't it before?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
If you did miss it, we conducted a what was
it a kind.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Of arraide extraction, Yeah, Rade, it.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Really was of what we thought was would been tipped
that we'd found the mother load of the coffee, the
nstant coffee stairs. You already ended me and I've come
back and fell As, I'm happy to bring back my findings.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
I found, as you would have heard before, we managed to.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Get our mits on a one kilogram tin of nes
Cafe Classic Wow, which is huge for the show. Of course,
I've been choking this sup supply into coffee for so
many years now, and.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Also Fellers, Jerry, you asked for a highlighter. Yeah, here
you go, mate.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Thanks very much. I got Oh wow, orange and yellow.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Orange yellow, sensational.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Thanks for that. I'm just looking here that in this
Cafe Classic one kg, one hundred and three dollars forty nine.
Have we just one hundred and three? Well done us?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
That things bigger than your head, which is really really
hard to imagine, but massive, massive, ten.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Mess?

Speaker 5 (33:20):
What what ten?

Speaker 7 (33:22):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
My partner, Tolsi, is well into the health podcasts. Okay, right,
She's always listening to podcasts about health, always pushing me
to change my diet, to change my exercise. Recently, she
was saying that you've got to be doing more light
weight workouts. It's good for bone strength as you start
to get older.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
And she's sapping on, crapping on.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
She sounds like she's trying to change you a lot.
Is there anything that she congratulate you on your current habit?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Never?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Okay never, that's not the vibe that we go for
in our family. Always trying to always try to better me.
But anyway, a while ago she said to me that
she was listening to a podcast about metabolism and about
what to do after you eat, and she said what
you should do is after every meal you should go
for a little walk. And it's not like and I

(34:16):
was like, walking after every meal that sounds kind of funny,
and she said, no, no, she don't need to go on
a You don't need to go on a big walk.
You actually just need to go on a little walk.
You might just go and it doesn't need to be
a fast walk. You just walk around the block. And apparently,
according to her, and according to the podcast she was
listening to, it helps metabolism. So it helps you actually
metabolize your food and works through it. And then yes, today,

(34:37):
yes today, I thought it was. Her comments were vindicated
by the New Zealand Herald and I thought, well, tell
you what if the best inge of truth the New
Zealand heroes saying, then it must be, it must be real.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Okay, So what did the herod have to say about
this situation?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Well they called it a fart walk. I don't think
that's a very good.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
Ideas, okay, Right, So they're implying that after a meal
you go for a walk and then you do some farts.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, well they said going for fartwalk after doing to
improved digestion, reduce bloating, and promote overall well being. Sure, okay,
a simple stroll could be your new post meal ritual
for better health. So god, the new's the only herald
saying it, so it must be something. But I just
don't think the name fartwalking is gonna catch on.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
But really, how big and how long does this walk
have to be?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
It's not big, really, I go, no, it's like it's
like less than five minutes. It's just the worst thing
you can do. Apparently, the worst thing you do is
eat and then set like what you do on a
say a plane for example, that's terrible for your digestion.
And you know, if you've been on long haul flights
and you've eaten huge meals because it's so boring being
on a long haul flight, so you always eat eat

(35:41):
because it's boring, you only eats board, and so you
know that afterwards, oftentimes your system takes a while to
get going back into its regular cycles. That's because he's
been sitting the whole time doing nothing.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
So you reckon five minutes is the money amount of time?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Five minutes and doesn't need to be a brisk well,
it doesn't need to be brisk. It just needs to
be a stroll.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
I mean there's growth for people like you, Jerry. Of
course five minutes. You can do that five minute walk.
It takes about twenty minutes to make the way around
your house, so you could do that. Sure for people
like yourself, or for people like me, we could hit
the block. We could just do a block after each meal.
I mean it's hard and winter though, Jerry, Like you know,
you get.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Home, what if it's raining.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
If it's raining, rain doesn't hurt you. We're waterproof. I
don't know have you noticed that, but we're waterproof humans.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
This sticks to here said he just sits on the
couch and does some farts after each meal. Why can't
you do that, Jerry?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Well you can if you want to. But if you're
looking to improve your overall health and be like this
woman that were talking about in the Herald, in the
in the in the news headlines before, Yeah, one hundred
and eighty, but that was to do with flatter, drinking wine,
eating dessert, flirting with men with mustaches, and fart walking. No,
that those were her secrets. Really yeah, okay, and you

(36:46):
go far fuck after your meal. F walking and.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Better fish and that from Jerry Show now.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Fellers earlier in the show.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
So we all were involved in this extrication of some
minstant coffee out of the mother load of coffees here
at ends in me. We kind of set up this mission,
didn't we boys. We all went in, We tried to
fight a whole bunch of vincent coffee. We thought it
was the mother load. It wasn't the mother load. In
the end was that we came back with a couple
of just one tin of Ness Cafe Gold. But I've
just had a text here on three four eight three,

(37:20):
so that they missed, they missed the investigation itself.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
How did we go?

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Well, we were successful, we got into the mother load texted,
but we only came out with one tin of Ness
KFA Classic.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, but that NESSKFA Classic. That one kg tin one
kg is worth one hundred and three dollars I'm looking here,
although one it says here one kg sixty nine. The
price varies a lot one twenty nine, one O three
sixty nine eighty seven fifty seven. Well, geez, there's all
sorts of different prices.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Can I just say as well, Mashi there, you've actually
brought Jerry and I in on this, and you said
we went in. But Jerry and I were talking off
here when you were in the room, and we said
we're distancing ourselves from this.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
So if there are any ramifications, it's all on you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
All The good thing is you're not a full time employee,
so you're not paid, so it's not like they can
turn around and fire you.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
No, but you guys are you guys are an accomplice?
You know you were helping me out. You're on the phone.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Come on, boys, we fellers, don't be like this. Don't
be like that.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
How are you going to prove that? Fellows?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Coming up? After eight o'clock, we hear about a man
who's wanted after urinating on supermarket produce. That's a terrible idea.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
You're going to say a man that's wanted for stealing
coffee out of it too.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
And that also a sec Here. G Lane joins us
to talk about their weekend of sport, and Mitch Barnett
does he join us? Ruder, You'll have to wait and
see from the one he's Inland Warriors. What's he giving
up to play in the State of Origin? Decide and
next week Matt and Jerry Show Radiohadackie, Jerry and.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Man, It's jerm The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 10 (39:01):
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Racky Breakfast. Hold, Racky Breakfast Macten, Jerry Mac and Jerry Home,
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Speaker 3 (39:10):
Nice be coming this morning. I'm The Mat and Jerry Show. Friday,
the twelfth of July twenty twenty four. Mats So oh look,
g Lane.

Speaker 12 (39:18):
Morning, Jesus, I haven't steamed in for a while.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I feel I'm.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Gonna say this takes me back a few years. Julane,
good morning. A classic steaming from you this morning.

Speaker 12 (39:26):
I've got to steam about that.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
I was going to say, we're going to be talking
to acc here g Lan about the weekend sporting events
next so we might as well do that in just
a few seconds. You prempted it by entering the studio early.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
It put me off guard.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
So yeah again, Mets Away, it's myself and Aluna and
studio now day, ju Lane, you've noticed my that's my
new mesh cam there.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
It's my helmet.

Speaker 12 (39:48):
That helmet is signed by the nineteen eighty nine New
Zealand Cricket. Yeah, you've just stuck a go pro in
the middle of Chris Kins's autograph.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Now it comes off. Look no coming to a look,
God takes it off.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Coming up in the next hour the man who is
wanted after urinating on supermarket produce No doubt, acc he
g lank and weigh in on that. And Mitch Barnett
from the one New Zealand Warriors, what's he giving up
to play? State of Origin? The State of Origin desided?

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Next week the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
So great pleasure to welcome acc Lane to the studio.
Big weekend of sport coming up.

Speaker 12 (40:25):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. No big weekend. Well,
there's only really one, no two games really that's worth
assault this weekend and that is the All Blacks on
Saturday night and then on Monday morning. It is the Europe.
We're calling it the Europs. The reason we call it
the Europe's England versus Spain as it really pisses off

(40:47):
football fans when you call it the Europs. It's the
soccer final for the Europe.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
And how good was that? Game yesterday.

Speaker 12 (40:52):
Ah, so it's so classic England.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I love it.

Speaker 12 (40:55):
I love it. They're going to make the final and
they think they're going to win and it is going
to be badly disappointed.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I don't say that to me.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
He's got his hope.

Speaker 12 (41:04):
Here's a tip for your two Neils Spain. Spain probably
not a nine dollars yeah, three Nils paying fourteen bucks.
I think Spain are going to pull down their little
breeches and absolutely spec they are a team so far
ahead of England right now in this tournament.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Led by a sixteen year old as well, who's just
carried them through a semi final. The Spanish have got
a couple of freaks in their side. I can't quite
get over it. So yeah, Monday could be a depressing one.

Speaker 12 (41:28):
They play a different type of football. Oh yeah, anyway,
but before that, the All Blacks on Saturday night back
at Eden Parker. What a thirty year unbeaten run at
Eden park I can't see most of the day. I
can't see that being broken.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Oh come on that that game you got to say
the game last week? That was that? That game was
there for England to take.

Speaker 12 (41:48):
Oh absolutely, but I think they.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Missed those cacks. I mean if they had kicked their penalties,
and they were difficult penalties.

Speaker 12 (41:53):
Now I blame Marcus Smith's low taper fade for that.
He didn't he couldn't count on the win with his
load taper fade and he misjudged it.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
It's the first time I've ever seen in England first
five who can't kick.

Speaker 12 (42:04):
He actually can kick, Marcus Smith, but he's But for
some reason there was a rumor that the India was
kicking and you'd know full sight bar there's quite a
big gap in that left hand corner and it was
it was howling, oh was it? So there was a
strange wind coming through the one corner of the ground,
which because he confusingly and look, remember we missed a

(42:25):
couple as well. D Mac missed a couple of simple
ones too.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
So okay, it's.

Speaker 12 (42:29):
Indoors, it's in a susteamer, but there's a huge hot,
couple of huge holes in the systeamer lunchbox which issues.
But hey, it's Eden Park this weekend. I think that
was England's only chance. I think that Blanet. I think
the Ford, our Fords are dominating their young Ford pack.
So I think it'll be thirteen plus to the All
Blacks this weekend, and my tab gained a good punt.

(42:50):
I think the wingers are both going to score. Anytime,
try I score a severed piece sev Reese and Princess
Talia on his home ground. Mark Talia to score paying
that four thirty four, Yeah, four thirty four. Anytime, try
scores for those two wingers. You know, Sevy Reese dotted
down last time.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
You said they both have to score a tros right,
that's right.

Speaker 12 (43:08):
Yeah, it's a multi anytime. So for thirty four, it's
not not bad eating.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Just having got the weather forecast for tomorrow night as well,
j Lane, Just so Micas Smith has got nothing to
blame us kicking on.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
It looks good.

Speaker 12 (43:17):
It's beautiful to right, and a great excuse to head
down to the Postman's League in Glenfield for our pregame
Xpot three game. Ruda is playing all afternoon down there
at the Postman's Leg. Plus, we've got the Export Express buses.
It's got two hundred people. First two hundred get a
lift free lift to the ground.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
You know, I've had to take a vocal predner zone
this morning just to get myself ready for tomorrow's vocal
steroid predner zone.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
So hold on, Rudy, you're playing at the third leg.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
No, you've you've gotten hues there.

Speaker 12 (43:45):
That's that's more remss.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh okay, yeah, so the post postman just have me
look here, looks like the TB agree with you. Acc here,
g Lane, he's paying a dollar twenty five to beat
them just for the outright one and England paying three
to seventy.

Speaker 12 (44:00):
Yeah, like, I don't yeah, I just I don't know.
I just I just think after this game, they'll regroup
the All Blacks, they'll get their combinations right, and you'll
see the likes of Summer Penny Feemale step up and
absolutely skewer some people like he was doing during the
Super Rugby, like he loves coming off that line. And
watch out Marcus Smith because I think he's gonna snap
him in half. I think he had a pretty quiet game,
so Di Dold and Papa Lee. So I think they'll

(44:22):
step up here back at Eden Park. They'll be fired
up and it'll be it'll be a bit of champagne footy.
I think they'll lock it down early and then they
will absolutely go for it and I'm back on the
call with James mcconey seven o'clock on iHeartRadio and on
Radio herd Ache. Now, so look forward to so we
fall under?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Can you can you just hang Have you got time
to hang.

Speaker 12 (44:42):
Around always as it's about the urination fruit, Yes.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I've got five minutes because I think that you'd be
the perfect queston to be talking about this. Up next,
the man who's wanted after urinating on some produce. His
footage comes out.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Of Australia, The Matte and Jerry Show, sixteen.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Past eight on the Matt and Jerry's Show on Radio Hedeki,
available on your iHeartRadio Appenny, where you are in the
Australian police are hunting for a man who walked into
a Woolworth store in Sydney, CBD and allegedly allegedly urinated
on some food. Frank and Vigel, it's good that we've
got you in here a sec here, Glan, because this

(45:21):
is the kind of thing that you will be able
to understand exactly what's going on. You understand what he
was thinking, why he would do something like that. As
a man who's not done this sort of thing, but
done stuff, it's a little bit like it. It's alleged
that he walked into the store on George Street. He
caused about three hundred bucks worth of damage to produce
it took stuff several hours to decontaminate.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
It understandable, Well, hang on, by decontaminate it, does he
meet what they just wnt?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Put it back on the shelves that rinsed it down?

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Yeah, I put it back on the shelves after that,
or girdle sweet, I'd say so nice.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
The incident occurred at eleven forty pm on July first.
A police spokesperson said the man was Caucasian, about twenty
to forty years old, with a medium build.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
That extra sounds like you, yeah, laying that.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
And then we go on July first, more than forty pm,
and were you in Australia.

Speaker 12 (46:10):
When you've got to go?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
You got to go?

Speaker 12 (46:12):
And I can understand the confusion between a crate of
mandarins and some urinal lollies.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
We're looking at the photo of this bloke here, Why
is he standing vist of all by the pringles, So
maybe this is a shot of him in a different
area of the supermarket. Did this fella walk around the
supermarket eyeing up what he'd most like to take away
on He decided, you know what, these very expensive Viceberg
letters look like the best place for.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Me to take it.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Where's hence the three hundred dollars worth of damage. I
mean that's a lot of produce. He's pissed on.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Three hundred, so it's definitely fresh produce.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
We I think it's fruit and beach. It's definitely fruit
and veach. You don't want it, you don't go on
the biscuits or the because he.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yeah, no, you're right, Gulaine, that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
But what's he trying to do here?

Speaker 9 (46:48):
One?

Speaker 12 (46:48):
I think he's been confused, Like I see that a
small mandarin looks very similar to a urinal lolly, and
he may have just got confused. Sounds very glass barbecue. Yeah, yeah,
it sounds a bit messy, but it brings me. Asked
the Queen, apart from on your partner, Mesh, she where's
the strangest place you give you do?

Speaker 6 (47:04):
You know what's disturbing and the most assurbing thing about
this question is that is one of the first questions
you ever asked me about four years ago when you
were first trying to employ me.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Here a radio.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I heard you, hold on, hold on, that was the job.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
That was the job interview question you asked me.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Look, I will give them credit here that question.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
I didn't involve the part about my girlfriend. Now give
them credit. It didn't involve I see, where's the strangest place?

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Where's the strange place you're working up?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I was woken up.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Yeah, that's okay, different question. The strangest place I've tasted
taken away.

Speaker 12 (47:28):
Apart from on your partner off stump.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
We won the Cricket Cricket Finals my off stick there.
I ended up betting quite well. I got twenty five
not out in the final for COPL Cricket Club against
Adding you Order back in about twenty sixteen, and I
celebrated by taking away on the off stick because I
felt like I guarded that so well that day.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
It's a complete disrespect for your stump. Is a game
I've heard of knowing where you're off stumpers, but that's disgusting.

Speaker 12 (47:50):
I'd rather urinate on the pineapples at devenportan.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Mate, where have you? Where are you wearing? Then?

Speaker 12 (47:54):
Just in the toilet you sick?

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Oh well, hang on, that wasn't the question that was
the weirdest place. It was the weirdest place in there.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
You'reinated anywhere other than a toilet? Met really? No?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Well, what did they used to call you golden chaw Jerry?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Well, I don know. They didn't used to call me
golden chower Jerry. Okay, And I would never ever urinate
on a cracker patch. I mean that is what about you.
That's the most shocking thing you've ever said, Mesh.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I've unfortunately been caught short a number of times with
the number two, but the number one, I've normally been
quite respectful.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah, So you guys, you're the only person that's ever
anywhere strange, that.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Only person disgusted. I can't help with whether it's not
the case. I feel like I'm being lied to. It
seems like it's stitch up.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Sure, that's what you are, Grow.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
Up, Matt, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show, Hey, thirty
Jerry Shirt.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Time for the latest news headlines. Chus Luckson has no
concerns about Joe Biden's capacity to serve another term as
US president. After meeting with him, he says Biden was
sharp and has a great personality. According to luckson. He
also likes animals and long walks on the beach. What
did they have sick sounds like they were dating. I

(49:00):
can't imagine Joe Biden go for a long walk on
the beach.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
No, that's what's strange.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Did he just say to lux And that he likes
to go for long walks on the beach and he
likes animals.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Well.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
It's also funny because there was an article yesterday which
said that Joe Biden said I love New Zealand, which
is the sort of thing that if you met someone
from overseas and a bar, they'd be like, Oh, I
love New Zealand, tell me more about it. So I
reckon he was coming on to him. He's been here before,
hasn't he?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Biden?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Has he?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah, I'm sure he's been here. Well, I'm sure he's
been here.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
What you doing?

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Did you go for a ski season down in Queenstown
and then come up and she get hobbiton for a
couple of days and then I'm skiing.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Was sort of in a ski position the whole time,
isn't he?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Yeah, the shoulders are already in that kind of ski position.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
He's in the ski position. That's good. Actually, yeah, And
new Poles found only twenty eight percent of Auckland rate
payers think Auckland Transport is doing a good job. It's surprising.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
Where where's Matt Heath when you need him? I'm sure
transport favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
And the Dolphins have posted a thirty six twenty eight
one over the Rabbit o is to open Round nineteen
of NRL. That in South Sydney's run a five straight
victories Roudio Fellas.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
How are we feeling? Obviously, we talked about it earlier
in the week. It's been a tough couple of weeks
as a Warrior's supporter, winning some games that perhaps we
shouldn't win and then losing the games that we should
definitely win. How are you feeling on this Friday hit
of this weekend?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Ruder?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I feel really good because they've got to guarantee two
points from the buy.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
That's what we need from there? What about from you
over there?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Jerry?

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Feeling good about this weekend's fixture.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
We've got to buy?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Have we yet?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Damn? Have we got to buy? Ah? It's a bit
of a shame. Two points in the bag though, Yeah,
two points in the bag, which is great. Jeez, we
should have won that one last week. Jeez, that was close.
Great game, great game of footy.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Should have been a Penaldy it to Moto Martin.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I know, I know, damn. I really look forward to
watching the Warriors.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
Yeah, and Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
We got sent something by the notorious pantsman Joel Harrison, who,
as you probably know if you listen to Radio Headeck,
he is a messive rugby league f and he's commentated
some games for the ACC. Apparently they've won pretty much
every game. Last week was the first one that they
have not won that Joel Harrison's been commentating.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
So when he's done full games, he's one hundred percent.
That's his record.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Yeah, all right, okay, So because he obviously just jumped
on last minute last week, so are we not putting
last week's.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Game it's not a full game. Well, he was very
quick to text that it wasn't a full game anyway,
but that way. So he sent us something from an
Australian podcast called Hello Sport. Yes, and they're talking about
Mitch Barnett from the Warriors. So he's skipped the birth
of his first child because he got selected to play
for New South Wales and the state of Origin decided
next week have listened to this.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
I don't think that you should almost be eligible for
selection in the New South Wales side of origin side
unless you are prepared to abandon the birth of your
first borne for origin duties. And Midge Barnett's done that.
Mitch Barnett didn't even miss it for the game, missed
it for a training session.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
The buying of a level that I didn't expect.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Quite honestly, neither did not expect it.

Speaker 13 (52:08):
But now that I've seen it is the benchmark for
the state Mitch. And and I'm backing up your decision here,
and I'm speaking to the naysayers. Your kid is going
to be prouder of the fact that you went up
to sun Corp and bashed the out of Queensland Is
for eighty minutes and got a famous w Then you've
been at the attendants of the birth that they can't
even remember.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
I don't even remember it. I don't remember dad being
at my birth. We're all he to help. You need
me to change a diver mitche, I'll change a diaper.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Do you need diapers? Do you need some? Get some diapers?

Speaker 9 (52:36):
Get to missus Barnett, let's get some diapers, you know what, Eddie,
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Least we could do, the least we could. Let's get
him some favor package.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
A controversial take. Not everyone will agree with those guys.
Not everybody will agree with miss Barnett's decisions. Not me.
There for the birth, I was so I didn't miss
the game it was. It was actually a training.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Maybe the baby came
a little bit early.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
I mean the obvious next question is for you two
both being fatherest.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
What would you mister birth of your child for doar?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
I ask nothing, Mash, no see nothing.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
I don't actually think I believe you. I'm talking anything
here to you?

Speaker 3 (53:16):
No nothing, nothing, Nothing is important to me. But but
I don't. But I don't begrudge Mitch Barnett for first
decision and him and his partner's decision. No doubt that
his partner was involved in the decision as well, and
they would have come to that decision together. And I
don't begrudge him for doing that. But myself, there's nothing
for me that I care about. But I understand for

(53:37):
Mitch Barnette playing for News, playing New South Wales for
New South Wales and sad of origin is about the
biggest thing that could happen in his life. And I
get that.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
I imagine him and his partner have been working towards
us for a long time as well. I imagine it's
probably a bit of a team effort in their household.
I don't know Mitch Barnett, so maybe it's not, but
that's what I'm assuming. So I can imagine that he
was given this opportunity as well, and probably she was,
I imagine, very supportive of the idea of of him
getting this opportunity, because you know, a sports career is short.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
But this is controversial.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
The thing is that you can probably compare it to
in your everyday life. Let's say that the MIDI has
lined up dinner with her parents. Sure, but it coincides
with the night that you have a boy's night, and
so you've got to start planting the seeds quite early on,
don't you. You got to be like, oh no, oh no,
there seems to be a clash on the calendar here. No, no, no,

(54:27):
it's fine, it's fine. I'll come to the dinner, yep,
don't you worry? And then you Eventually she comes around
to the fact that maybe you do need to go
on the boys night because it's actually more important to
the relationship than you coming to dinner with the parents. Yeah,
so I wonder if that's the kind of cutter that
he did run.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
I don't think around because I think he was told
last minute wrote it wasn't he wasn't.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Heat without knowing anything. Appreciate fantastic analogy. Thank you mate.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I don't know about how things go with with Mitch
Clament and his partner, but I imagine this partner realizes how
important it is to him, and then when he was chosen,
she said, look it's okay, I got it. I've got
my support, I got my family, I got everybody I
need around here. Myself, I can't think of anything that
I would like to It was a seminal moment in
my life when I saw the birth of my first child.
It was all of a sudden I realized why I'm

(55:17):
meant to be here. So it was that's that's just
me though.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Can you never said the word seminole ever again?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Heard it from the Pennsman Joe Harrison. Actually Mitch Banneck
quite pussy within this relationship. So this is interesting.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
The Matt and Jerry Show, And that's the Matt and
Jerry Show for another week. Thanks very much for listening.
Podcasts are out at eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio
or wherever you find your pods. It's been a lot
of fun this week. Have a lovely weekend and we'll
see you.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
On Monday, all right, see Jerry Sea Ruder.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Thanks team bye, mates, have a great weekend.

Speaker 12 (55:53):
That is the.

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Whoa yeah, yeah, it's.

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