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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Wells, good morning everyone.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Welcome to the Hidache Briefast is Wednesday, the sixteenth pob
tab betweeny twenty four mo.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Name's Jeremy Wells and this is Meshy. Good morning, Jerry.
Have you noticed any difference in studio this morning? I have,
MESHI I have. I've finally changed the sign for you, mate.
There's been a sign that's sitting in front of you
all week that has been stating the Meet and Jerry
show and has been throwing it all week, and I
finally changed it to just the Jeremy Wells and Friends Show.
Is what it says, which I suppose is not what

(00:41):
you're actually calling it. You're calling it the Hurdiche Briefist
at the moment, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Are Two things I've noticed about that particular sign that
you put up there, Meshy, that digital sign. One, I
look very lonely by myself.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, it's only you. I think you're the only one
that is currently sitting what is you? Me and Dilly
in this morning. There's no photos that exist of of
us too, so it's just you.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's just me, said there by myself looking like I'm
going number twos. You do look like you're taking not ideal.
The other thing is if you spelt my name wrong, Jeremy. No,
I'm only joking you look you looked terrified there for
a brief second.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, luckily I didn't actually make that. You might be
surprised to know that's what. It looks so horrific, but
I think we sent that up to the gradive team
at seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, where are the friends? This is Jeremy Wells and friends?
And then it's just me sitting in a black background
doing a number two?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, why is the black background so boring? Are you
want a chalkboard? It almost looks like a chalkboard that anyway,
How are you this morning? Making good? Thanks? Mate?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Good? Hump day?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's right, hum day, She's Wednesday. Later on about six thirty,
former south isl On Meat Working and I Stuart joined
us on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Lots to talk about this morning, including peeing in the shower. Jerry,
I understand you're particularly dangerous for women. Apparently we'll tell
you why. A little bit later.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
On the Hood as you breakfast with Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Wells on Radio the Hard Aki Breakfast Mas. She's in
this morning later on South Island, former South Island meat
workingman I Stewart joins us and this morning in Turn
Delhi is here as well. I' morning Dilly, Hey Coome
morning everyone. Nice to have you on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Dilly, It's good to be here, thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
It feels quite interesting being in the same spotman Iwood,
as we're both from South Canterbury first, so I feel
like I'm just filling a spot currently.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah. Interesting you've taken up the former spot of Matt
Heath Jason Hoyt spot and former South Island meat workingman
I Stuart spot.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's a good spot over there though.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, it's quite cozy. Maybe I instead of calling you
in Turn Delhi, maybe we need to say former car salesman,
former Holden Pedler.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hold Pedlar Delhi, Sunshine Coast, was it gold Coast, Gold Coast,
former Gold Coast Holden Dealer.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It could be like reform to Bogan, will you So
you're pushing some turn on the on the Sunny on the.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Goldie, Yeah, yeah, Abouly was.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Pushing down on the Goldie. That's living the dream DELI. Yeah,
in the hardest surface paradise. It was. It was, what
the hell are you doing in radio when you're pushing
ten on the Goldie and then all of a sudden
you're in radio. I mean, surely just keep pushing ten
and it's all through Australia, wouldn't you. Yeah, why did
I move back?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh, COVID that's why.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
That's why I moved back over here this side of
the COVID.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well that's over now, do you can move back? Yes,
I'll hit it back over there once.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Good on you. Yeah, that's a good idea measure.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You've put together the National Days today like you've been
doing every day for the last four days. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Like I just asked Chetchipt each morning, Hey, Chechipt, what
are the National days this morning? Just in case we
need some loking and fruit for ten past six in
the morning, and Chechipt has answered me and said that
there's a few National days today. So we work our
way through these National Bosses Day today. Mainly in the
US they celebrate this the day to appreciate and recognize
the contributions of bosses and supervisors.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Every day's National Bosses Day, though, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I suppose it's at the hierarchy of a business works.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Right, What that's ridiculous National Bosses Day? Why would there
be a boss's Day? Is there a bosses Union?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I mean, maybe you've been nice to do something for
Pixie Campbell today, Jerry. You spent your life making his life.
How maybe it'd be nice today, out of all days,
to reach out to him and say, you know what, mate,
it's National Boss's Day. Here's a coffee or something like that.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I feel like we do too much for Pixie Campbell already.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, that's actually a good point. What other days have
we got? National Feral Cat Day?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
What to celebrate feral cats? We hate feral cats In
New Zealand, a.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Day dedicated to raising awareness about feral cats and the
importance of trap New to Return program.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Now we just shoot them here in New zeal trout
new to Return bug of that just shoot.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, you're not happy with National Feral Cat Day, that's fine.
Let's move on to number three. National Liqueur Day, mainly
celebrated in the US, celebrating the variety of liqueurs available
in the art of mixing them in cocktail.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I can get behind that. I can definitely get behind that.
Day Deli, what would you say your favorite liqueur is?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Ah juping on the spot here? What is the li
Curetruggling to think the difference? Yeah, good question. What is
a liqueur? I don't know. We'll have to work that
one out.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I mean I'm thinking thinking, you know, things like Galliano.
That's what I was control. Contro is good, Yep, the
mouth a liqueur, yeah, like Licoric, Gilliano, gal Yeah. Snaps, Oh,
snaps is a good one. Snaps is good. Ye, get
a lot of that in Germany. World Food Day. World

(05:20):
Food Day a global.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Event organized by the Food and Agriculture Organization to promote
awareness and action for those who suffer from hunger.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Jerry, Oh yeah, yeah, well that's see, that's a reasonable day.
And and that's an interesting one because obviously world hunger
has gone down over the last thirty forty years for
a long time, so less people starving in the world
than ever before. It's one positive as good news of
what's happening in the globe, you can always say there's this,
although since COVID interestingly sub Saharan Africa has gone up,

(05:51):
is that right?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
And South and Southern Asia has gone up a little bit.
A few places have gone up a little bit, and
the world's gone up a fraction as well.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Good places. You've got to say.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Central Asia has gone down a lot, Southeastern Asia has
gone down, South America's gone down.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
But yeah, there's been.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
A little bit of a little bit of a spike
upwards in recent times.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
It's great knowledge around world hunger there, thanks very much.
I'm just looking at it on my screen here. And
also Natural National Dictionary Day. Maybe we should come back
and talk about that. That's quite interesting.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
The Hdarchy breakfast Aladio Archy and Dillies in this morning.
Later on South Island, former South Island networker and I
Stewart joined this mashes here as well. We're just talking
about National Liqueur Day, which it is today, and the
difference between liqueur and liquidilly.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, as we speculated, I lick cure contains much more
sugar and is often used as a flavoring agent in
a cocktail.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, so that sounds right. So what did you think
it was jury like those? What are some examples that
you used before? Galiano Yeah, those contro Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Generally a little bit less alcohol in them.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
And Mike's variance. Yeah, I think they sit around like
the twenty percent, don't they. Yeah, as opposed to that
forty percent mark.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, but I mean I might be wrong. Maybe they're
not always that. I mean you've got something like absinthe
for example. Oh yeah, and what is that right now?
That's quite high. That's sort of in the fifties.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, yuck.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, kind of if you wanted to do that. Yeah,
exactly when you're pushing a bit of ten, you probably
a bit of absence from there on the Goldie there.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Now, we did miss out before Jerry as we were
working our way through the National Days, I didn't quite
get to National Dicktionary Days, and they to celebrate the
birth of the Noel Webster, the American Elexi.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Craffa lexiographer lexiographer.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, no, there's a WED that I haven't read before,
and to encourage people to improve their vocabulary.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah. So, no Webster, you guys are aware of. Noah
Webster not really wrote the American Dictionary. You know, when
you hear about the Webster Dictionary, that's the American one.
As opposed to the Collins or the Oxford.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Across the Oxford. But yeah, these are all new teams
to me.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Otherwise, Yeah, Webster, So he decided that he was going
to mark a difference between American English and English English,
and then that makes sense, and he wanted to change it.
So he wanted to simplify English, and because he thought
some of these words are spelled stupidly and he wanted
for example, he got rid of the U in color. Yes,

(08:17):
he did get the American spell color compared to the
way British spell color.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
They just say C O l O R. So what
was this up to him? Was he did he have
the powder come along? But you know what, Tam, I
think we should change the way that we spell color.
For example. Is it something that an individual can just
have a say on the world.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, he's published an American dictionary. Yeah, it's amazing, Yeah
it is. He's super interesting, dude. And he changed center
you know, C E N t R E in English,
and then he changed the t e r at the
end and then he got rid of he got rid
of the ce like in defense and turned into an
s man. He changed plow p l O U g

(08:56):
H into p l O w AFT, d r a
U g h T into d R a f T,
so simplified a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I mean, he was just one of the few people
that acknowledged that the English language is so bizarre and
doesn't quite work and tried to make a few adjustments.
What's your favorite dictionary, Jerry, Because of course there's the Oxford,
there's the Colins, there's the what were the Webster we're
just talking about. There is there a preferred one that
you know?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I definitely go Oxford. Oxford's the best one. In Oxford
was changing all the time. I think they had four
thousand words a year or something.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
To to no a word every two hours or something like.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, they're always changing. But what I was I was
just reading about Webster and I was interested in the words.
He tried to change that. They said no. I so
someone can say no to what he was trying. I
don't know, but there's a whole lot that Like cloak
for example, c l O a K. He tried to
change it to c l ok ok. They said no, thanks.
Soup he tried to change to s o op soup.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Never caught on machine. He tried to change in and
this will this will be important to you. Mesh m
a he is h ee in. He tried to change
it tour and they went no.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
So he's trying to bring a little bit of common
sense to the dictionary.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Here time to u n G. Tried to change it
to I.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Like this guy.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, this makes so much more sense in my head
when I'm like spelling along as we go.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
But yes, yeah, no, he was amazing.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
It was a spell at how it sounds kind of
goy wasn't there really was? Oh good for him? There
you go National Dictionary Day. There we go. Who would
have thought that was interesting?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
The hy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Hurdarchy Sex thirty four on the Hedcky Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. More criticism of Health New Zealand's
memo to nurses to speak only English to patients to
fat order staff at a new memo yesterday afternoon, saying
when it's clinically safe, they can judge what language is appropriate.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, look, I'm not going to get into the weeds
of the topic they're talking about there. That sounds quite heavy,
But why do people say that they send out a memo, like,
come on, you just seen out an email. You didn't
see why it's not a memo. Good for you though,
it sounds flashing out, and I appreciate that where you're
calling it a memo, But Jerry, is a memo just
an email?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I think it is. It's a good point, MESHI. I
think a memo is a flash sounding email.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, okay, that's good to clear that up.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Aviation Security Service officers are seizing almost nine hundred prohibited
items from passengers a month. Among the most common sharp tools, batteries,
and chemicals. The more exotic fines include firearms and imitation grenades.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Imitation grenades is in grenades pretending to be grenades.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, why would you take an imitation grenade on a plane?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah? It doesn't feel like the smartest thing to do. No, look,
it's only a fake one mate, you know? Is that?
What that? It's a hard one to explain. It must
be kids. Yeah, there'll be kids, won't it.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
And In sport, England have missed the semi finals of
the T twenty Women's Cricket World Cup. The West Indies
have chased one hundred and forty two to when their
final group pool Group B pool match Bisex workeets with
two overs to spare and Dubai The White Ferns will
now play the West Indies and the last four.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
We've got some figuring out to do today on the show, Jerry.
So we're going to talk to little Macgldwrig later on.
She's coming in love from Dubai to hopefully run us
through how the final stages of this T twenty World
Cup works, because I feel like good teams are missing
out and teams that have found a way to lose
for a few games in a row, that includes us, Jerry,
they found out way to be playing in the summis.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Do we win one game against Pakistan?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Is that right? I want to be very cy for
what I say here because I'm not one hundred percent sure.
I haven't been keeping a close eye on this, Dili.
Do you have any idea?

Speaker 5 (12:29):
It feels like it maybe we've only reported on one win.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'm not too sure. I saw the one winn against
Pakistani yesterday when Pakistan dropped sixty five million catches. Every
New Zealand Badder was dropped at least once. It was
like that performance of the.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Ac side with Joe Harrison filming. I'm sorry Pakistan.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
As you was hy breakfast already twenty to seven on
the Hidarchy Breakfast and it's out please to welcome into
the show this morning for the Southland meet working and
I Stewart, Good.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Morning fellas, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yeah, the White fans won three games and I probably
could have saved you guys from that if I was
just a fraction earlier that.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
For some reason, yeah, we thought that. For some reason,
I just kept seeing them get beaten. I think I
just watched that replay of the Australian game over and
over and over.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
Well, it's the fact that they lost ten in a
row was the story that's stuck in your hit. But
then the story that you missed was that it actually
won two games against India and Sri Lanka before they
then beat Pakistan just the other night. And you know,
I think if you guys really suit yourselves, you would
have known that. Because you don't make the semi final
of a Tea twenty World Cup from winning just one game.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
You know, there were a couple of clues.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
All right. I came and I excited.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
To talk to lads later on though out of Dubai. Yeah,
and got back to them there myself and look what
you said. It's there, you know, obviously saying that were
beating Shrilanka and we beat India Pakistan as well. And
she will be able to definitely qualify, quantify whether you
are correct or not. So we're going to be down
on the show just to make sure that what you're

(14:11):
saying is correct. He's thinking with the one, the one went.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Allegationss the New Zealand one.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
But she's gonna call up and just quantify exactly what's
going on or will be revealed.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Also coming up a little later on the end of Flybys, Yeah,
tragedy wristom power flybys.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
And some advice and look, I said, I tread gently
into this area. Some advice for women. I've got some
advice for women that play cricket.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
No you breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Coming up after seeon o'clock some advice for women. Should
we be giving advice foreman?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Well?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Can I just quantify it firstly by saying it's advice
for women from women something that I read and it
was some advice for women and it's from another woman.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
You're relaying that information. Thank you, and I you've decided
I should man explain this.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
The woman out there. I'm the intermediary, man's plainer because
I don't think women are capable of getting information and
then deciphering it themselves, So I'm in them the conduit. Yeah,
that's right. If any woman listening, Jerry wants you to
know that man's planning is when a man explains something.
I don't know if this is our position, but you

(15:41):
say you're just relaying it.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
What genre of information is it? Would you say, Jerry, like,
what kind of area are we opreading in here? Women's health?
Which is a good place for us to be operating.
I feel like I might lean on the shovel for
the next couple of hours. I don't know if I
want any part of this.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Well, you're going to have to be a part of
it because you're going to have to push the buttons. Meshy,
you over there on the button. So if you you
push the microphone on, yep, you are in some way
responsible for what happens.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Right.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know you can't put your hands in the air
and say I've got nothing to do with you. Yeah,
even if you were leaning on the shovel. You've at
least witnessed it. Yeah, you're part of the team. And yeah, look,
if we can help one woman out there, they're giving
them a bit of a mansion. Lord knows, they've given
me plenty. It's good reversal for you, good reversal. It

(16:29):
could change lives. Wow, it could change lives. Could it
change men's lives or women's lives? It could certainly change
outs for the worst, depending on how this goes, change
both because it definitely could have some effect on you.
And we do this before or after? Laura joins us,
I think we'll do it.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's good coin. I think we should do it after.
I don't think before that's not a good idea.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
They breakfast already have your.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Company this morning on the hideche Breakfast is Wednesday, the
sixteenth of October twenty twenty four months.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Jeremy Wells, this is mash. Good morning Jerry, and this
is former South Island Meetwork.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I'm a nice Joe. Good morning Jerry. How's it all? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Good? Thank you.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Here you had an interaction with a very famous New Zealander,
which you want to talk about a little later on.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
I did, I did, I had a run in with
Dan Carter last night, and in fact he won't remember
this at all, but I'll never forget it.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
A running is an interesting way to describe it. I
also had a run in with a very famous New
Zealander yesterday, Mashi, did you have a run in with
any famous New Zealanders yesterday?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
No? I didn't, But up next I'm going to have
a run in with a golder Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Laura McGoldrick joins us from the Women's Cricket World Cup
when New Zealand have advanced to the semi final stage
after winning just one game. Miraculous, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Careful?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
There they breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Already your hurdarchy South Ireland meetwork, a former South Iland
meet work. I'm a nice to it, do you o?
Wins us on the Hidachy breakfast this morning. I've got
a confession to make, Jered.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
I'd like to treat this as a Wednesday confessional if
I could. A good Catholic boy sin that I committed
last night that involves Dan Carter. Last night we went
along to the Great New Zealand te Off. It was
the launch last night. You can bid for tea times
at your favorite golf course around the country. They've all
been donated and all the proceeds go to go to November.

(18:30):
There's a great cause. The a SEC's on board as well.
We went along to a driving range last night for
the launch of the thing. There was to be a
long drive competition closest to the pin, all that sort
of stuff, and you know, a few people got up
and spoke and I didn't really know what I was
in for when I got there. Then all of a sudden,
Dan Carter gets up and he goes, look, we you know,
obviously this is a fundraising thing.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's a charity thing. So anyone that wants to enter
into the competition two hundred dollars for five balls.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
I'm not in a great financial spot right now, Jerry, Yes,
so one hundred bell out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I I just didn't know if I could just Okay, yes,
one hundred dollars for five balls. Slightly different situation from
Dan Carter to you. Yes, that's exactly right. And I
was like, I know it's all going to a great cause.
I'm just not in a position to give it. So
at this point we're standing there knowing about I've already
I'm into my second beer on the bart had So

(19:22):
I'm now guilt ridden. Okay, Dan Carter starts walking around
the room with the f POS machine. Oh so I'm
down the back guard. God if I am not going
to be able to say no to Dan Carter if
he comes over here with a f POS machine. So
I left. Oh Manyah, No, you don't need to do that.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
You don't need to do that.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's a tricky situation. Well it is because if he
comes around and he goes, oh, you know, I'm not
I feel for you in this situation seriously, because of course.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
You want to give.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I want to Yes, of course you want to give.
And if it was twenty dollars, oh I could have. Yeah.
But but you know, Dan Carter's financial situation can be
and other people's financial situation in that room, because I
feel like I know the kinds of people who potentially
would have been in that rural business owner. So they've
got the company credit card? Yeah, you know, and Lane
was there. He probably could have shouted us. But Lane
did Lane Dion? Did Lane get the credit card out?

(20:15):
I don't know, I don't know. I had I had
high tailed it, but I can't imagine he did. I
can't imagine he did. I mean recently, we were doing
a thing here. I mean, the best thing in those
situations is to say, look, here's a here's a phone number,
and if you text this particular phone number, there's a
one hundred donation dollar donation that goes straight through to
this particular charity, because that's that's on your on your phone,

(20:37):
and that way, it goes straight straight through to your
to your phone account that's generally paid by your business.
You mean DC should have been doing this well, he.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Should have paid you, He should have paid yours.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I mean you could probably turn around to DC and said, look, look,
you know I'm not quite as I'm not quite as
flush as you.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Dan.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
You walked in near the two piers of gold bootsto
action offer or you reckon you can't buy them. They're
worth ten grand if you wanted to sell the meself,
I reckon you got to spe one hundred on you
exactly right?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Do you mind just paying for mynde.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Spot as a couple of golf balls the the So
you did the honorable thing and left. Yeah, I did
the honorable thing and left a charity function without paying
for anything. You go back to the baron that situation
and knock a couple more beers before you go.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Surely I might have done that, dude.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
Anyway, great news you on te off going, but for
a tea time that your.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I saw the guy who won the longest drive competition
belted it three hundred meters. He was sitting the left
hand off the deck about two to eighty as well.
She minutes, it's impressive. Laura McGoldrick up next live from Dubaick.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
You breakfast already.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
And on the line, we have Laura McGoldrick live from Dubai,
where she is covering the Women's World Cup. Morning Laura,
how are you?

Speaker 8 (21:52):
Yeah, so we were out in the middle for a
day game. Oh what did you have? The time of year?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh Laura, is there some kind of delay time over here?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I might want to pull that down there, Mashi for
a second, because I think Laura's cawing back here online one.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
So good morning, Laura.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Did you just hang up on me?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
That was really really interesting. We had a delayed conversation
that we were having with you off here was being
played for some reason. Something weird was happening there. Anyway,
you're here now, so that's the main thing.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
I'm here now. High Yes, I am here covering the
Women's ICC T twenty World Cup, and it is now
confirmed we are playing the West Indies on the eighteenth.
I don't know what day that is because I only
work on if it's a playing day on not a
playing day at the moment, but the eighteenth we are
taking on the West Days in the semi final of
this edition of the Women's TEA twenty World Cup.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Can you please clarify for Jeremy Wells how many games
we've won in this Women's T twenty World Cup, because
he had it in his mind when he came in
this morning that we'd only won one and somehow that got.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Us through to the semi final. But we've not. We've
won more than that.

Speaker 8 (22:56):
That would be very interesting if we managed, teacher, if
they winning one. This Women's World Cup. We have beaten India,
we lost to Australia, we beat Sri Lanka and we
beat Pakistan. We won three or four.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
We're smashing the sub continent teams. Now we're taking on
Westernys and if we beat Wester Indies, are we through.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
To the final.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
We're through to the finals. So the South Africa Australia
semi final on the other side, and we played the
Westerndy's just only twenty five minutes ago, knocked out England
and it's the first time they hadn't made a final
in this World Cup since twenty ten, so it's quite good.
I quite like that. That's more a personal thing a
lot of those girls. I'm not a history anyway. Yeah,

(23:37):
so go can.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
We are amazing, aren't we, Laura. Here, I was thinking
that we were absolutely rubbish. We'd lost millions of games
in a row, but we are amazingly good.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah, No, we're pretty good. We had lost ten on
the bounds coming into the World Cup, so that was
like great prep. But maybe it was as it transpires,
because this is the first time since two thoy and
sixteen we have qualify for a final in this World Cup.
So yeah, it's a pretty big deal, Laura.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I remember the nineteen ninety one ninety two World Cup,
the Men's World Cup, very very similar situation, New Zealand
losing so many games and then all of a sudden
we went into that ninety one ninety two World Cup
that was hosted here in New Zealand and in Australia
and we were the team of the tournament and of
course being knocked out by Pakistan. There, what do you

(24:26):
give us in terms of our chances to beat the
West Indies.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Well, it's the wes Indys is very The women's team
is very similar to the men's. I mean, the women's
have won this trophy before, but they you know how
sometimes when you play the Westnesdyn you're not quite sure
which Westerndays are going to turn up on the day.
The women's team could be a little bit the same.
So I don't know. I like our chances, I really
really do. I think we're a very, very good team
and we've been playing some really good cricket. I don't

(24:51):
know if you watched the game against India, we were
so good. We were so good in our opening game.
So I have a good feeling about this.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Okay, all right, great, we'll just hold on the line here, Laura,
because up next, I've got some advice for women that
I've been holding on to and it would be nice
just if you could hold my hand as I parlay
that advice.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It would be nice to just heavier there.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
And it's advice actually that involves showers. And of course
here on the Hurdaky Breakfast back in the day, there
was Laura mcgolder.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's moist music. Max.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
We used to sing a song in the shower and
listeners you just have to work out what song that was.
And this advice pertains to women in the shower.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
The Hurdy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
R Hdarchy Laura McGoldrick is with us live from Dubai,
which is perfect because I've got some advice for women
that's gonna help women. So I've been handed this advice
from a woman, and so it's nice just to be
in the middle of the advice giving it back out
from women. And then there's me, like a conduit in

(25:59):
the middle as a man, and man's planning that advice
back to more women and involves it involves going weeze
in the shower. So I think it will apply to you, Laura,
and and a whole lot of other women.

Speaker 8 (26:12):
Apparently according to I do weeze in the shower or
because I shower.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, because you shower and look According to according to
a recent survey, sixty one percent of women in America
do weeze in the shower. What interestingly, it was six
in Zealand it was sixty one percent admit to doing
weeze in the shower, so you know that's closer to
eighty ninety.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
And forty one percent said that they go weeze in
swimming pools, but that's unrelated. There's a particular doctor, Emma Quershey.
She's an obstetrician and a gynecologist in Houston, and she
is saying that you shouldn't go weez in the shower
because and this is her advice, because it's not good
for your pelvic floor.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Right.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
So, Laura, if I was now to be perfectly honest,
and I obviously it's just between friends here, if I was,
if there was a situation in the shower where it
would be as need because of my lack of palbert
floor from children bearing. So I feel like that's a
bit of a problem, a bit of it's a catch
twenty two. What came first the chicken, all the eggs?

Speaker 9 (27:17):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Affect, isn't it?

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Doctor Interesting?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Her thing is around the connection between the sound of
the water and and the wheeze, and she reckons that
if you if you hear the sound of the wheeze
and you make that connection, you go wheeze all the time,
then your brain actually starts connecting it up and going.
Whenever you hear water running, it makes you need to
go wheaze.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Interesting. Yeah, I see what you're saying. So my advice
with that noise, I don't need to do wheeze right now.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I think I think it's having an effect on me.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
You depict on me, my poet.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
My public was disastrous star at the moment. Ever since
we stopped doing the seven forty four pelvic floor. Seriously,
my public pool has fallen away. Plus the two kids,
it's completely.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
Holding on now, just a few week exercises.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Now and well.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
The main thing, apparently Laura, is to pulse.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Yeah, I'm doing it right now.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Are you're doing it? You're pulsing now?

Speaker 8 (28:19):
Are you doing yours?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I am good. But the issue with me is that
when I pulse, my ears wiggle. It happens at the
same time. It's the same, it's the same muscles, which
is problematic. He's gonna it's really it's not what you
want to see.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
That is not what you want to see.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
It's not good.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
My ears are always working. Laura.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Thanks for joining us as we got more questions than answer.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I love you, Laura, Laura to go to white fans.
Coming up out of the seven thirty an incident that
I had yesterday. I had a run in with Mike
Hoskang and it didn't involve an earwig leg This is
the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
The Hururarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Already Hurdarchy seven thirty one on the Hurdakie Breakfast. Time
for the latest news headlines. Employers are being warned away
from offering staff so called dry promotions. That's when staff
are given more responsibility or a different title without any
extra pay.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Oh my god, like covering the met In Jerry Show
with no pay?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Well, did you put this headline on what's happening?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh Man?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Drive promotion?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Is it? This is on it?

Speaker 9 (29:31):
This?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
And this is on World Bosses Day as well?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh? Is it?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
It's World Bosses Day today? Shout out to g Lane,
who a lot of people can't believe. It's actually my boss.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Remarkable.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
And the US election is in its final stretch with
three weeks to go. Both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris
were in Pennsylvania yesterday. Trump stopped taking questions and instead
danced on stage to music for thirty nine minutes, including
WYAMCA for thirty nine minutes. I haven't seen that. I've
got to see that footage the Washington Post. Some in
the crowd began to leave. Well probably, I mean, how

(30:03):
much Trump dancing could you watch?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Like?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
What's he getting into? Is he in some backspins or
he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
He's quite minimal.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
In the times that I've seen him dance in the past,
he's quite Yeah, he moves his arms from side to side.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
It's hands, but he doesn't really get the hips. Garn No,
shoulders won't come into it. No, And I think eighty
percent of dancings in the facials as well.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, he gives it a bit of that. You've got
to move your feet, don't you. You've got to move
your feet. And if you don't move your feet, you've
got to move your booty that's right, Yeah, or your shoulders.
There's got to be some sort of movement. But it
can't just be hands.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
No. I think you're right.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
And in Sport America's cup selling expert Mark Ooram's has
identified the key behind ten New Zealand's four nell start
against Bretannia in the first to seven final duel off
the coast of Bartlelona. He says the old mug defense
has been meticulous. Today marks a lay day with racing
resuming tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well, mass you reckon it's sewing up still.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, I'm still is sewn up. Yeah, no, no, no
dramas there. In fact, I don't even think we need
to keep reporting on that. I am trying to find
this the thirty nine minutes of town hall dancing from
Donald Trump, apparently in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Dancel reggae.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Focused Chris Gaylee released the dance All Reggae album Goes
pretty Hard, to be fair.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I don't think Donald Trump's dancing in quite that same style.
So we'll have a watch of that and we'll come
back in just a moment. I'm interested give you the breakdown.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, the breakfast with Jeremy Wells Alreadio.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
So just reading that headline before Donald Trump and Karmla
Harris were in Pennsylvania yesterday. At rally's, Trump stopped taking
questions and instead danced on stage to music for nine minutes,
including YMCA.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I've found the highlights video, fellas if we want to
take a watch and have a listen to it. So
this is a minute forty again, this has been compressed
down from thirty nine minutes. Did you say, well, yeah,
dancing thirty nine minutes?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Apparently impressive stamina. The man is seventy eight years old. Well,
how much was he dancing? That's the question. So do
any more questions. Let's just listen to music.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Let's make it into him music.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Who the hell wants to hear questions?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
I should love God, bless you.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Let's say President Trump.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Back to the way to Little Pepper.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
That's right, listen Dormer, Yeah, swaying at the moment. Doesn't
he even to get high? So standing there?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Just oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
This world?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, okay, here, he's not really dancing. He's sort of
standing and bopping. What's going on? There's nobody leaving? Keep going,
You don't just say you don't just say nobody's leaving
on this You're watching people leave?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Turned that music up there?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, he's just watching, just.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Sort of soaking up.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh snado Connor. Okay, so now he's standing with a
whole group of people on stage.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
He's just basking. He's not actually dancing, he's just looking like.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Oliver Anthony, what the Tomember?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Okay, wow, so they played a lot of songs. Oh wow,
memories again.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
So that's so everyone by the stage was leaving. Yeah,
I mean, you'd be pretty disappointed at the people were
just watching him on stage. They're just sort of staring
at him, and he was kind of just basking in
the music by the looks of it. What it reminded
me of is anytime you're having a few beers with
one year old uncles and he's just like, hey, let's
stop talking, you know, let me just check the music on.

(34:05):
Have you heard? Have you heard James Brown? And then
he just checks that on and just vibes out for
a bit. That's what it was. The other thing that
they politicians have gone at the moment. Of course, a
lot of musicians are saying you can't play my music.
Was that a compilation of people who have said you
can't play my music?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Who said yes?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
So sheinado cornor longer with us? Right, so she can't say.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
No James Brown longer with us? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
He na, surely James Brown no longer with us? Ah
Pavarotti are op Yep, no longer with us. Oliver Anthony
is still life. Yeah, Anthony's still there, So yeah, that's
an interesting video. He he was kind of dancing, but
I wouldn't call it dancing. He was just sort of
standing and appreciating the music more a little bit of

(34:48):
hid nodding. Could you imagine if Chris Luxon just hopped
up for thirty nine minutes, fellas, we're just gonna we're
just gonna hit a bit of Shanada O'Connor if you
don't mind, will to be honest and all the po
all the political dancing that I've seen, I'm thinking of
Boris Yeltson back in the day, right, I'm thinking who
else has been done? Helen Clark. There was someone that

(35:10):
a New Zealand politicians did the Chicken dance years and
years ago. That was actually the least embarrassing dancing politician
I've ever seen, oh you know, because he wasn't really moving,
it wasn't actually looking like he was dancing.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
The worst thing he could have done was actually dance.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
So you're all in on Trump? Is what I'm here?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
The hood Achy breakfast already.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Former South DA Meetworking'm a Nice Stewart is on the
show this morning. Good morning, Nice to have you with us. Minaight,
you've come in at a perfect time because we're talking
about wieing in the shower. Shower urination, Yes, because there's
an American gynecologist who's come out and said that women
should never urinate in the shower.

Speaker 7 (35:46):
I'm gonna you ran, and I'm going to tell you
three things I would never do. The first thing I
would never do is pee in the shower or more importantly,
pea standing up. So I know there are people out
there promoting this because it saves five thousand gallons of
water a year or something like that. They tell you

(36:07):
it saves time, and they all these things, but it
is one not very hygienic. But more important than that,
it will destroy your pulvic floor. And also it might
create mental associations where you hear water running and all
of a sudden you need to run to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Not interested in.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
That controversial take from doctor Emma Queershi. So it destroys
your pervict, it destroys it.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Well, I think the main reason people do it is
just at a convenience, right, It's not for anything else.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's just like I'm in the shower, the water's all
gone down there totally everyone. And we saw that study
before they said sixty one percent of people admitted they
wait in the shower, but I think the actual number
is as closer to ninety surely it is. I was wondering,
I mean, is there anybody listening now, man or woman
who has never done ways in the shower? I would

(37:02):
say that there's not a single person. I'd back you
up on that. I don't think a single person hasn't
done it. So you're saying, because you said it from
ninety percent, I'm saying it's one hundred percent of people.
I was being conservative, But yeah, if I'm going to go,
I mean, in terms of hygiene, I don't think whees
is it's not unhygienic. Wheeze is fine. Isn't it sterile?

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Well, if you get stung by a jellyfish, isn't that
what you do to sort of take the sting out?
So there's something And I've seen be a girl's drinker
about a million times. Oh yeah, I'm also ohigenic. The
shower is the most eugenic place to wear all over yourself.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I would have allow argue. I seriously, I here's someone
that said, you guys are sick. Why would anyone wear
in the shower? That's a text has just come through. Okay,
so there's a text ending in sex three. Are you
saying you've never done whe's in the shower?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Never?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Like?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, I mean, if they're calling us sick. It was
one of our questions that we used to ask because
thank you for your honesty questions. And every single person
we ever asked, including former Prime Minister Sir John Key,
had done whees in the shower. Yeah, it wasn't a
single person who we ever asked. N naamahuda or did
you pull out of that conversation halfway through?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Tried to pull out of that one.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
So yeah, you want someone to text us through if
they've never peen in the shower I'd.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Love to hear from someone and just hear their reasoning.
Three four eight three or eight hundred hardache the hood?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
K it's talking about wae's in the shower Because controversially,
there is an American obstetrician and a gynecologist, doctor Emma Cruschi,
who's come out and said that women particularly shouldn't be
going with she's the same thing about men. No, women
particularly should not be going we's in the shower. One
because it destroys, destroys their pelvic floor. Secondly, because you

(38:52):
have an association with running water and going ways if
you do it all the time. Brad makes a connection some.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Sort of Pavlovian feeder dog a bell's situation with gun
wee's in the shower.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I don't know about that. Well, my thing was, is
there anybody who hasn't ever done we's in the shower?
I mean I I I a sixty one percent apparently
sixty one percent of Americans. Yeah, females admit admitted admitted
to doing weeds in the shower.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
How often? I'm not sure, big difference, But.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
There's no one.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
There can't be anyone who hasn't done it at least once.
And I don't count as a baby because I feel like,
you know, you're a baby in a bathtub whatever, But
as an adult here I must.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Have done it, surely. It's just so, what are you
going to do in the in the shower?

Speaker 6 (39:33):
And then all of a sudden nature calls you're going
to get out and track water across the bathroom, sit
on the toilet while you're wear you.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Know, na, I don't think Quyneth Paltrow here she says
that you should be doing weeds in the shower as
a woman, but you should squat to do it. I'm
therefore keeping the pelvic floor strong. But do they not
open up the back passage though, Well, that's a whole
nother question, and that's something that you definitely should not
be doing in the shower. That's something that a sec
how to gee lane's done the shower a couple of time.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
It's called a waffle stump.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
No, that's not what is that for? You have pelvic
waffles stomp? But that is not good.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Here's someone that's never ever peen in the shower. I
take it.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
You guys, wash your face and clean your teeth with
the toilet bowl.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Also noticed, Frank, you've sent that text. You've not picked
up your phone since Dylan has been trying to cool you.
So I'd like to hear. I'd like to hear from
you in person, if it's right, Frank, because I don't
I don't think anyone it's not a weed in the
show at least once al So.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
It's not comparable. Just because you're wearing the shower, it
doesn't mean you shower in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
No, that's not it works.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
And as for people not going whe's in the ocean,
it's like that is a that is the best place
to go.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Wheeze the oceans. That's what it's for.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
The matter of fish that are gone wheeze in the ocean,
you know, that's that's a problem. And swimming pools as well,
that's what they're for that I'm not sweet, that's.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
What they're for.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
If I'm putting my head under the pool and you
have bloody weed in it, that's different. That to me
is like you peeing in my shower. Anytime you're swimming
by mean, when I know that they're that's coming for you,
it's coming for you.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
The hod Achy Breakfast already.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Nice to have you with us on the Hidache Breakfast
this morning, Wednesday, the sixteenth of October twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Former South Island meat work of a Nice stewarts here
this morning.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Happy hump day fellas were halfway there.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Nice to have you here, and I and Mas she's
here as well. Morning mash morning and get out of
my dreams get into my car. That's all I can
think about. Is this music good place?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Lots of text still coming in around going wheeze in
the show. We probably need to put that to bed.
I think we park it.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Do you mean literally? Sorry? Do you mean take the
wheeze to the bed, because I think a lot of
people have also weed themselves in bed. I don't know
if we should do a full out on fire truck
in the Jerry. I think that's a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Well, we could do it tomorrow. Okay, tomorrow it is Yeah,
fire truck Thursday sixty seven. Why they hell not coming
up next? An interesting altercation I had with Mike Costking
yesterday A run in running with Mike Costking and involved
a standing on a box.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
It's just involve standing on.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
A box the hood Aki breakfast with Jeremy Wells al
Radio HODI.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Every couple of years I run into Mike Costing here
in the building. Yes, weirdly because I kind of am
walking in his shoes because I used to do impersonations.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Of Mike Costing back in the day.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
In fact, the puppet's still here, it's just behind me.
Oh yeah, it's terrifying. That's a really weird looking puppet,
isn't it. So I used to do impersonations of him.
I used to be on the Mic Costing Breakfast show.
Did you on Friday Mornings? You're talking about the week
that was with wind On Noes and me, Windleness and
and Mike, which is quite weird.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Then I did impersonations of him.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Then, in a weird turn of events, I took over
from him on seven Charp And that was when things got.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Real weird, because I took his locker.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yes, and even for the first two weeks or three
weeks that I was doing seven Charp and still had
his name on the locker.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Really, and you took us to side by side car parks.
He parked his Ferrari down the middle of the two
car parks, didn't.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Yeah, because it had really wide doors.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah. So he had in his contract allegedly that he
needed two car parks and then parks straight down the
stripe of the two cars. I took over one of
his two car parks, got the other one.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I took over his computer. I took over his desk.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Oh, So I weird. I'm walking in his shows. It's
quite weird.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
And then every now and then. I run into him
here on the building, and we never talk about the
fact that I am walking in his shows.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, never talk about the fact that I used to
do an impersonation of him. We never talk about it.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
He wouldn't talk about it to you, but he definitely
talks about it.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I reckon, Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
He's also a pretty routine fellow, so it is pretty
tough to run into him. So when you're saying that
you've ran into him, he's not really the type of
guy you run into, is he, Because he takes elevators
at the same time every day. He operates on a
very tight schedule at all times. Mike Costing, So how
did you run into him and where did you run
into him?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Well, well, that's your totally right, Meshi. He doesn't wander
around the building looking for interactions.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Put it that way. He does the opposite of that.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yes, so the studio has a kitchen it and for
that reason, so he doesn't have to leave. No, that's right,
that genuinely does. Yeah, you were joking, Yeah, No, that's
not the case. No, I wouldn't describe him as a
people person.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
If you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
And so yesterday we were scheduled and Mike and I
to do a video to promote in zed Me's podcasts
and a whole lot of new research that's been done
on podcasts and so so me and him. I was told,
you know, it's going to be you and Mike. You're
going to be standing together doing this video. Here's some information.
It's at nine o'clock. You know you got to go

(44:41):
and do it at nine o'clock. So I was like, okay, sweet.
So I finished the show and then and then hit
up and do it. Mike's show finishes, I think it like,
I don't know, nine o'clock or something. I think so,
so that all seems to make sense. So I finished
the show and then Pexy Campbell, Australian content director, he
was in here. He was like, we're going to get
up to news sits. There was I've never seen so

(45:04):
much urgency. Yeah there was a vibe, wasn't there. Yeah,
this has to happen. It has happened now quick. Next thing,
you know, the boss of radio it ins in me Stana.
He's on the phone, Mike's waiting where at Mike. It's
eight fifty eight it's eight fifty eight.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Mike has had this in the calendar since twenty seventeen. Jerry,
and you're running what thirty seconds late at this point?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Well, I wasn't even thirty seconds eight. I was two
minutes early at the stage. This was two minutes before
I was meant to be up there in the same building.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Mind you, same building. It's going to take me. It's
going to take me forty seconds to get up there.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
So anyway, I arrive up there at I reckon forty
five seconds past nine o'clock, so not even one minute passed.
Hosking is in there. He's in the studio. He's waiting
for me. They haven't got the camera ready yet, they
haven't got the microphones ready yet, because it's nine o'clock. Yeah,
and so JD who's the guy who's doing the video.

(45:58):
He's under pressure. Hoskins appreciate. He's like, Okay, come on,
we haven't got much time to do this. Come on,
so you've got all day. Great guy, Jade's got nothing
to do. You don't have Hosking, you don't have another job.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Jade's the best of us, and Hosking's upset. So he
said to spend another three four minutes waiting around if
someone else sets up a camera for probably on their
third fourth job of the day. Hoskin's getting educated. So
what happens next?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
So then he's firing shots at Pixie Campbell, who's up
there because there's an entourage of people just making sure
that everything's okay. Who's already racked with anxiety.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
He's like, who's that guy? Who's that guy?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I was like, well, that's that's Pixy Campbell. He's the
Australian contentary. He goes and then it was explained of
how Pixy Campbell came and came to be working in
New Zealand, all sorts of stuff. I mean, he started
firing shots at Pixie, poor old Pecksy was getting ham it.
Actually PIXI fired a couple of shots back, good on?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
How good on?

Speaker 6 (46:47):
But so the complaint was that you were late and
wasting his time, and then he spent another couple of
minutes berating you as.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
To why you were late.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
No, he's actually waiting for the station. We're still waiting
for the camera setup. So go I haven't even got
to the to the crux of the story. Sorry, it's
taken me forever.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
This is good. Part two up next.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Too much set up from me, far too much set up.
But yeah, the there's an interesting part because Mikes always
fires a barb at you, that's what he does. But interestingly,
he didn't fire a barb at me. And I'll tell
you why. I reckon he didn't fire a barb at me.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Next the hurd Achy Breakfast al Radio.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Today we're talking about it, and it's in an yesterday
that involved a video I had to shoot with Mike
Cosking whose hooks he'd been I'm on tender hooks. So
we're in the studio now. Shots have been fired at
Pixy Campbell. He's returned Serve. There's anxiety. There's anxiety around
the timing. We've got a quickly. We've got to do
this video quickly because Mike is on a schedule. I'm
not sure where he's going. He's got nothing to do.

(47:47):
He just needs to be not there. You've taken all
of his jobs. Where else does he have to be?
You just is not meant to be there, That's the thing.
Wherever it is, he's meant to be in his car
whatever is driving a rolls or its ray. What's he
driving at the moment? Yeah, what is he driving at
the moment? A portion, he's got that and he's got
the rolls. He needs to be in his car and

(48:12):
driving somewhere, I don't know where, driving back home.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
And before the break or before the song there from
New Auder Jury, you were saying that he was firing
shots out at pretty much everyone in the room that
was up there as you guys were filming this thing
for the new podcast platform here. It ended me he
was firing shots at a perks, other bosses and things
like that. But for some reason, he wasn't firing shots
at you. No shots at me.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
But when I say shots, I mean I say that,
you know, shots like funny shots, cheek.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
He's not.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
He's not being nasty or anything like that. It's it's
he's he's entertaining. Of course, there was a lot kepting,
there was a lot going on. So I'm standing there
behind this desk, but I interestingly, he was very convivial
with me, and I was like, that's interesting, And then
I thought, I thought he's having a bit of a
rubb and everyone. And normally when he's coming to this.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Show, he's always rubbed us straight away.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
He's on the front foot Kid's radio station. But he's
on the back foot. And I'm like, why, why is
that he's strangely reverential to me? And then I looked
down and I realized that he's standing on a box.
And so he's got these really flash shoes on, these
swayed Goocy loafers they wear. They looked expensive. And he's

(49:26):
on a box, and I reckon the box would be
ten centimeters maybe more, maybe more.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
So he's given himself what four inches then on his
natural height?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, and hold it just quickly. What kind of boxes?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
It is?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
This something that had been ready made for him to
stand on? Well, he was on the box when I arrived. Okay,
so this is he's standing in position on a box.
The box he has handy, So I'm hope I think
he's hoping. I haven't seen the box, and of course
I'm going to notice the box. And so now he
can't hit to your forehead because you've got one loaded.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Well, I reckon, this is my theory. I reckon.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
What happened was he knew that if he fired anything
at me, I would fire back on camera because I
would have. I would have pushed him off the box,
is what I would have done. And so he is
just strangely reverential to me. So where can we see
this legalist and Ghimli video.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I don't think anyone's ever going to see it. No
one's ever seen it. I'm going to find it. I'm
reaching out to j D the director of that shoot,
and I'm finding their footage.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Oh my god, because there must be a wide shot
that exposes the box.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
No, you never see it. He's behind the deer.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
He was the man behind the curtain.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
He was still a lot shorter than me.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
But yeah, I tempted to give him a little elbow
and knock him.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Off the box.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
They breakfast with Jeremy Wells Alreadio.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Which recreated the infamous Mike hosting video on the still
here in the studio.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
We actually use an up to beer create and I
think it was probably too high. Yeah, we've bit too high.
I'd say it would be half. I think the rise
of that Mike Cosking was standing on was half of
a beer crate, right, And I'm talking about a beer
crate long ways, not up not on its end. The
short side, Yeah, the short side so half of that,
I reckon, Yeah, and I still think he was he

(51:15):
was a good I mean, it would have pushed him
up to probably five I reckon it pushed him up
to five ten. Yeah, right, that's what I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
What do you reckon he's operating there today five to six?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I reckon it's given him about four inches. I reckon
he's five sex. What do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Yeah, Well, once you put a man up to five ten,
he's going to claim six foot. So I reckon that's
as good as six foot tall. How I was measured once.
I was measured once by a doctor at six foot tall,
and I've never allowed anyone to measure me since.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
You know, I take that as well.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
We're going to shut that down there.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Jerry, what are you?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Six three?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Six? Four? Would be six three?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I'm six I'm six three one hundred and ninety one
centimeters or something.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
You should have jumped on, Hosking. Still, you'd have been
sex sex then and flying. It would look real weird,
it looks so I've just googled how tall is Mike Costking,
and then he might have got in there and tinker
with the results.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah, Michael Noel James Hosking. So who Noel Michael, Noel
James Hosking. I would have known that his middle names
were Noel James. It doesn't have It's got his age
fifty nine, it's got his birthday January twenty four, it's
got his net worth four hundred and sixty million.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
What but it hasn't got his Sorry what I made better? Ask?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
But it doesn't have his height? Noa to be seen.
He's probably run a Google Analytics thing over that and
just cancel that out campaign. Yeah, it's the next thing.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
You know, that internet will be flooded with different heights
for him, so that you can't tell which one's real
and which one's not.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
What kind of car does Mike Cosking drive twenty twelve
California convertible Ferrari that was in twenty fourteen. That's been good.
That was the one with the two car parks that
you took over. Yeah, that's been and gone. Hey I
had a look at this yesterday. There was something that
came up on the Herald. You guys auld be interested
in this. Would is it better for you to run,

(53:08):
to go for a jog or to make love?

Speaker 6 (53:11):
And well, like something depends what you're trying to do, Like,
if you're trying to catch the bus, I'd start running, yes,
you know, and if you're trying to make a baby,
If you're trying to make a baby, then you'd make love.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
You'd probably make love. Yeah, okay, Well, what's the metric
for which one's better for you? Well, just in terms
of overall health, I'm not talking about individual acts, because
you're totally right, man, I think making love to make
a baby is definitely the way to go. If you're
running to make a baby, that's not going to help,
it's not going to work. And as you said about
the bus, definitely that situation.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
But long term health, which which is better? Do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Well, when you see old people and they're living to
like one hundred and five hundred and ten, they're often
still quite mobile into the later ages and that keeps them,
you know, quite healthy.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
I've also heard that there's some stuff that goes down
at retirement homes that would shock you to your core,
so that could also extend your life. But just thinking
about what i'd rather do right.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Now, what'd you rather do right now in this studio?

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Well, no, obviously I'd leave the studio and I'd hit
the pavement and get a good five k's And.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, well you're talking in terms of retirement homes. Absolutely,
there's a lot of action going on. But does that
extend your life?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I would?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I mean, obviously we are meant to make love as humans,
so any of those activities generally speaking, that humans are
meant to be doing are good for you, you know,
like heaps of running, like running and running and running
and running and running. Marathon running is not good for you, no,
because we're not meant to do. But we're probably meant

(54:50):
to do a little bit of running in a day,
or a bit of a jog and then a little
bit of a walk and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
I've actually run two half marathons, and I felt miserable
after both and probably made love twice, So I'd probably
go with the second one.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
There we go, Okay, you know, I think apparently according
to the study anyway, it's actually a little bit of
both is.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
What you want to do?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
And which order?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Well, I suppose one's good for cardio, should they probably
both get for cardio? Yeah, it depends on one's better
for cardio fitness and the other one's better for kind
of the mental health side of things, I know, because
that books for both as well.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yeah, okay, here does your running style influence to your
style in the bedroom? Well, let's hope my running style's
got nothing to do with the bedroom. It's very short
strides in my running style, that's for sure. This is
the Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Don't just sends up the hur breakfast.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Already eight thirty on the Hierarchy Breakfast. Time for the
latest news headlines. Police and Auckland are calling for extra
vigilance this Halloween is myth disguised as lollies is believed
to be still in the community. It's been two months
since the Auckland City Missions sent out the lollies and
indvertently in food parcels. I still can't wrap my head
around how that happened, because I mean, they try and

(56:03):
protect these They've got a great lengths to protect these things,
hiding them and steal beams and stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yeap.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
How did it end up getting sent out by the
Auckland City Mission.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Well, I feel like it's a complicated way it got there.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, But I think what happened was it actually was
part of another shipment that was put in there, and
there were obviously parts of the lollies that weren't met.
But then they got them. Then they got them in
and then they accidentally got mixed up, and then someone
gave them away to the mission for whatever reason. But
it was It's an accident, wasn't. I mean, clearly they
don't want to be giving the meth dollies. They were

(56:38):
destined for someone, yes here, and then I guess they
get rendered back down into myth again.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Is that the way it works?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Presume because nobody's taking them in lolly form normally.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
No.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Well they said they could have killed you those lollies. Yeah,
so they're careful.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Disruption on Wellington's train lines this morning due to a
seal on the tracks. Passengers have reported trains backed up
from no Longer to Waterloo stations. Commuter Mandy She says
she will work from home today.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Fair enough.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
I feel like Mandy didn't need much convincing.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Why do we.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Why do we go to Mandy for comment there?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
I reckon Mandy might have been working from home this
entire time. I think Mandy had no one interest in
going into work today. But fair play to were in
good work for the journalists that managed to reach out
to Mandy and get that fantastic quite there.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Andy didn't need much convincing. No, you came and you
gave without taking, and I sent you away. And In
sport Petsa, Hiku has been cleared to play for the
Kiwis in the Pacific Champs. He successfully appealed to charge
carrying a three to five week ban at the UK
Super League's tribunal. Hiku was facing a suspension for touching
the arm of an injured Wigan player while checking on

(57:51):
his welfare during last week's final.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
Shut him down, get rid of him. There's no place
in the game for that. You cannot be touching people's
to check if they're okay.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
You can smash them so hard.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, A couple of minutes before that,
you could take his head off. But if you check
the see if he's okay. Out five weeks he did
touch his arm.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Game's gone soft here, game's gone soft.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Up next seas Tak Flybys.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
They're shutting it down.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
The hurducky breakfast with Jeremy Wells Alreadyohdarchy.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
So Flybys, which is New Zealand's most popular loyalty program
is going to close at the end of the year
December thirty one. This is sad.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Well, obviously people just aren't using it, although I see
here that there were two point four million members, representing
seventy four percent of New Zealand households.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah, so that's a lot of people. It's been going
for thirty years.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
But then I also remember that when I was at
high school, we used to order Flybys cards under fake names,
just for the crack.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
My friend had Optimist Prime and I had Darth Vader. Yeah,
we thought it was hilarious. Did it never stopped you
from getting Flybys on most We never swiped them. We
just showed each other that what one Okay? So out
of the two point four million, what do you reckon?
Sort of, maybe five hundred thousand more joke ones. Yeah,
five hundred thousand Darth Vadas out there again, so right
about two still about two million, two million people. And

(59:12):
people are religious about them, the ones that have it,
you know, like they'll they'll swipe every bloody thing and
they'll swipe your transaction to make sure they get their points.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I can't remember the amount of times if I had
a dollar for every time someone has said to me,
would you like to swipe your fly if you got
flybys and I've said no, yeah, I would be a millionaire,
I think as if you had to swipe your card,
you would have had a dollar for every time. And
now it's shutting down, so apparently it's owner. Loyalty New
Zealand said that the program had to run its course

(59:42):
as loyalty landscapes have evolved. I mean now there's so
many different loyalty cards, airpoints cards, et cetera. Can you
get flybys on an online purchase or do you have
to swipe your card?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
You must be able to get it online. I don't know.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
So apparently IAG Zealand is going to take on some
of Loyalty New Zealand's assets because things got a few
other things. They all backs, Yeah they don't, well they did,
and they're going to keep one third of Loyalty New
Zealand's jobs. So two thirds of Loyalty New Zealand's jobs

(01:00:18):
are going down, which is a bit said, so what.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
Have you got like a week to redeem your points
or something, or you get another week to earn them
and then surely there'll be a grace period to redeem them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
You've got till October thirty one to earn them, so
that's two weeks, and then you've got until December thirty one,
so the end of the year to redeem them Christmas yep, okay,
and then they no longer exist and that's the end.
So I'm just having to look at some of the
things that you can win on Flybys that you can buy,
and it'd be quite interesting to just gauge how many

(01:00:50):
Flybys points, because it doesn't work dollar for dollar.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
I don't think i'd I don't think I know anyone
who's booked anything other than a toaster of Flybys or
a set of smig knives.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Well, let's play them, fellows. How about Menezie. You take
on jury here, and what is going to be similar
to a game of the Price is Right? And I'll
read out maybe three or four different items from the
Flybys catalog. Okay, I'll say what they're worth in dollar value,
and then you guys can decide what they might be
worth and fly By points, and then the closest one wins.
How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Okay, So we're going closest to the pen we both
get to guess.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Yeah, you both get to have a guess.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Okay, let's start here with the No Miss waffle Maker
from Revel Good Waffle better is double in size when cooked.
How do you make crispy golden waffles without the mess? Well,
the No Miss waffle Maker includes a wrap around mote,
catches and cooks the overflow for clean up. With browning controls,
you can customize your waffles from light and fluffy to

(01:01:44):
crispy and golden brown.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Okay, so it's going to moat does it? Is this
the version with the drawbridge as well?

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Or no, I'm not one hundred percent sure. If it
does have a drawbridge.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
That's got seven color settings, is it Scott Browning Control Yes,
it does have the seven This is the one of
the thermal proaptimized teak distribution.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Yes, that's right here. I know, I know that I've
got the swaffle maker. Okay, Oh you have it. I've
got this. You might have been at a bit of
an advantage here. This is worth two hundred and seventy
nine dollars and ninety nine cents.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah, that's quite a bit because the old flux capacitor.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
It's got on it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I you want to guess first, or you can go first,
because I actually have no idea how many airpoints the
air points fly boys dollars to a New Zealand dollar neither,
but I'm going to I'm going to try and work back.
It's here. Is it worth two hundred and seventy nine
fly bys point? Okay you're saying two seventy nine fly
bys points?

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I might make it one to one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
I'm going to say three thousand, three hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
No flybys points.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
One of us is way off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
I don't know who. We're going to have to do
some Matthea Delli and yeah, we might have to figure
out the distance because the correct answer is one thy
one hundred and ninety fly bys points? Is what this
waffle maker as well?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I reckon that's then is one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Of the first round.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Although I feel like you are closer in your thought
process than I. I've seen the numbers before that high. Okay,
it's like there's way more flybys dollars to It's like
the Paeso No what it's like?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
What did they goun under?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Yeah? Exactly, it's time for one more? Do we have
to move on more? Okay? One more. Okay, we'll go
to the Russell Hobbs Supreme twenty four hundred what digital
steam iron. The features include three meter power court, an
auto shut off, a color protect ceramic soul plate, one
hundred and eighty grams shot of steam, fifty grams continuous steam,
and triple cleaning action. This is worth one hundred and

(01:03:32):
ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents. Fellers. Look in
your answer how many Flyboys points? Is this Russell hobb
Supreme digit steam.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Line worth eight hundred and eighty five? No, it's closer
to eleven eleven seventy five.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
What did you said?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
You're eight hundred and eighty five? You eleven seventy five?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
The answer is five hundred and sixty five.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Oh my, yes, okay, there we go. I mean I
was just looking at this iron. Is anyone ever borord
a nine?

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Anyone? Anyone?

Speaker 9 (01:03:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Only even want only gifted I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Or take them from the hotel room exactly, he's ever
board nine. This is a Hidache breakfast, the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Hurd Achi Breakfast already.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Hurdarchy eleven min Usa nine on the Hydache Breakfast. Former
south Er meetworkam and I Stewart joins us on the
show this morning. We're pleasure this morning. Fella's been thoroughly
enjoying it. It's been lovely to have him min I,
it's nice to have you as a guest. And here
I was talking before about a video that I did
with Mike costkiing yesterday. So much anxiety around this video,
so much anxiety about getting up to the Newskiba at

(01:04:29):
exactly nine o'clock, because can't keep Mike waiting. God knows,
he's got so many places to be, and he's got
so many things to do, so many friends to go
and see, so many other jobs to do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
We can't keep him waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
He was mentioning to me about Matt Heath, and he's
not happy about Heath, who's eating in the studio and
it's really upsetting Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
It was genuinely upset.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Can you imagine. Well, so they share the same studio.

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
I would have assumed that Hoskin would have had his
own studio and wouldn't let anyone in there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I think there's many other people who are allowed in
his studio. So I think there's only there's only one
other show, and I think it's Matt and Tyler's show
and been in the afternoons. The only ones are allowed
in there, and Matt's eating in there, and he's leaving
crumbs and hosking. This is an amazing thing. And I'm
sure a lot of people who are listening will know this.
He has a vacuum cleaner in the studio and every

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morning he vacuums the studio. Oh my god, do you
know about that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Yeah? So I have heard rumors of the fact that
he's operating a diceon wireless, isn't he in the corner
of his studio? And then when he gets in about
what four o'clock in the morning, the first thing he'll
do is just kind of have a bit of a
hoover around to make sure there's no crumbs in his environment.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
Right well, book, so obviously someone else is leaving crumbs
in there, or he wouldn't have had the dice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Inn He's that meticulous. He sanitizes as well, sanitizes the
spray wipes the desk before he starts the show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Is there anything that we could do as a show
maybe to try and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
I don't know, just go and drop crumbs in a
studio in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
I mean it sounds like Maddie Heath is already doing
that on our behalf's anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
It's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Oh you know what we should do. We should Trojan Hors.
We should use Matt.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Yes, and we should get Matt to drop things like
some things like even if he just coughs all over
the spot where you know mic Co's can keyboard every day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
It's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
We can we can get him to do things and.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
A mysterious stain appears. Oh yes, and they get progressively
worse until asking loses his mind.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Yees.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
So actually, if you want a suggest anything three four
eight three, we can give us a call eight hundred
Hurdarchy suggestions for what Matt can do to Mike Costing
Studio to upset him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Basically, that's why we're doing it. Let's be honest. We've
got someone up there, We've got an insider.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Yeah, let's use it the hood you breakfast with Jeremy
Wells al Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
We're just talking about ways that we can mess with
Mike Cosking, mainly because I think he deserves it, because
he's he's everything has.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
To run to his time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
There's so many people beening over backwards for that guy,
I think he actually deserves a little bit of payback.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
And also because we have a mole on the inside
now former Matt and Jury Show hosts Matt, he's up
the hit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Yeah. He seems to be one of the only few
people that share the studio space that my costing has
gone up there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Right, So this is a rare opportunity. So how do
we how do we mess with them? And you were
saying MESSI just little things like just the just the
cheer a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
I think that's where we should start, some kind of
cheer adjustment, maybe some chords being pulled out of screens,
or maybe running the battery low on some other things.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I don't know, Okay, I run the battery line on
the dice and on three four eight three one. It
would be nice just to do one, as you said,
one small thing a day, a coffee ring, just a
coffee ring, coffee start there and just leave that for
one muslely bar wrapper, you know, one little thing, just

(01:07:58):
a piece of gum under the desk, something like that,
three for eight three. Happy to take your suggestions, and
what we'll do is we'll start a segment called if
with Mike Costking and essentially working title are are we
locked in on that? I mean, if you can come
up with a bit of turn a title and either
than that, I'm I'm open to it, but we should

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get met to do one thing to day. Cameron from
New Zealand, Welcome to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
The showy New Zealand's good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Yeah, have you got a suggestion for a way that
we can if with Mike Costking?

Speaker 9 (01:08:30):
Well yeah, well yeah it was Mike Costing. Like, so
you've got mold than the You've got Matt there. I
assume he knows his way around the place to navigate
now I think ghets himself up on the chair. But yeah,
the obvious thing to me is the mic sitting there
and a nice fart. I'm sure Mark Matt went on

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that too hard in the morning. A good fart on
the mic, and you got that down record. You can
play it back at a later date.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Tom, that's a great suggestion. I've just had a grown
man suggest farting on a life with the person. It's
a great suggestion, all right. I mean that's a that's
a big one to open with, but we go way
up to anything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Anything's possible. It seems like a CHRISTI thanks for your call, Cameron,
and thanks for the suggestion. Any suggestion will be where
we'll write down. And the more we have the better
because it's going to be going on for some time. Yes,
thanks very much for listening to the Hidarcke Breakfast today.
We'll be back tomorrow from six Manyah. Thanks for joining us,
thank you for having me, and with your permission, I'll

(01:09:44):
be back again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Look forward to seeing

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