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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A warning for people listening to today's podcast. There are
some challenging adult themes including Chinese god spurries, Japanese macaqus testicles,
Pakistani backhandice.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Dutch rudders. And that's about that.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So if you do have children maybe traveling with you,
or someone who if you're listening and maybe a little
bit sensitive to that sort of material, If you're my
mum yep or my mum sixty Saucy ses is probably
into it, she'll be fine with it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You don't know. We're deleting this part out of the disclaimer. No, no,
we're keeping this pert I leave that in.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, So if you if you're a little bit sensitive
to anything like that, probably best either not to listen
or put your fingers in your ears or something for
the next twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Welcome along to the Unnamed podcast for Wednestady, sixth of
November twenty twenty four. Quick role call Ruder present former
South Island meet work. I'm a nice Stewart mash cap.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Here we go. We're happy with that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Jeremy prison Oh yeah, Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, someone needed to sorry me, but I'll do it myself.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Who calls you Jerry, and who calls you Jeremy?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Good question, TOLSI does not call me Jerry. My mum
and dad do not call me Jerry. No. They my
children don't call me jury.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, they call you dad.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
They call me father, Oh, father. I like to be
called father, pops, father, excuse father. HUGO calls me father
sometimes please father, seconds, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad's dad Dad.
I have friends. In fact, my brother, my, my nephew,
and niece call my brother Richard.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, Dicky, No, just Richard.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I've got mates who always grow up called their parents
John and o'deit, and it was always really confusing to me,
but it also made them way more relatable. This is John, Yeah,
oh interesting, mister Edmonston's bloody John.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
He's out there doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
My brother calls my parents now the grandparent names Issy
and John Tooe.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh, I don't like that, is and John right John Toe?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I call them mom and dad still, Yeah, they are
your mom and dad. He used to call them John
and Cheryl though once like your situation.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
May who came up with Issy and John Tooe?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Is he came up with is He, which he named herself.
What's her name?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Controversially Cheryl? Is he? Is he? Is that? An? Is?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
She didn't want to be called grandma. She want to
be called nana. She don't want to be called grand
So she went with Issy, what is this your mother
grand Yeah, momm.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Interesting, I ran the bar at your mother's. Don't want
to be rude here, I'm going to say sixtieth eightieth. Yeah,
that's what it was. She doesn't make a day older
than sixty. And I didn't know that she was an
I should have said that to her. And I spent
a lot of time together. Actually, you know, we didn't
manage it. We didn't manage to kind of a lot
of time, quite a lot of time with around the
(03:10):
back of the tennis around called because got on the pems.
It was a great.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
He did get on the perms. Unusual for you to
get on the boots.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Don't get on the pims. Don't get on the booth.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
She drinks, but but never much, but she she will.
She she likes. She enjoys like ah, drink of Fellers.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well this day to tell you what a couple of
a couple of orange juices very if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She got a dart, She got darry She's never smoked
a dart in her life for her, not a single dart,
never a puff on a dart.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
We talk about this a lot, but I just.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Never had a dart, never had. I think it's because
my parents smoked and I hated it so much.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's a good it's a good way to do so
if you, as a parent, want to do something that,
if you don't want your kids doing something, the best
thing is to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Kids won't be watching porn.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Then, I did not see that coming. I did note coming.
I'm watuning. They'll probably even know that you watch how
much porn you actually watch, so you need to watch
it in front of them.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Let's rewind the tape on that and see how long
it took you to come up with that, because that
was quick. Yeah, your kids won't be on the corn.
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I mean it's only for three minutes into the podcast.
We've just been it now, Like I can't see this
getting any better than that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
This is a good This is a good vein things
that your parents do that you that have just driven
you completely away from ever wanting to do it.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
That's a that's a that's a rich.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Vein there we write that down to the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, that's a rich vein.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
My parents they showed a fiction to each other. I
didn't really like that, so I've kind of ditched that one.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Gordon and Sexy says he don't need quite a fiction
towards each other.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
There's none your business here, they there's none of your business.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well I'll come. It's become everyone's.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I were just talking about things that your parents did,
and now why I'm off them? And that's one of.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Them open mouth and public.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
No, no, no, no, they're just quite handy, you know,
oh really yeah, mainly from my mother's.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Sixy Susie on Gordy, Yeah, taking her hands off Gordy.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, who can Lucky Gordy? Who can.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Never met Gordy. But I'd like to you love Gordy. Yeah,
I like chooses you and do you reckon? I could
keep my hands off Gordy.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
If you can, I don't know. Yeah you might be able, yeah, yeah,
you could do twenty minutes something without without getting handsy with.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
With About the other way around?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Would Gordy be around? I am worried about the other
way around? That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You think Gordy would do what lovely Triny did to
me the other day when he came up behind me
and gave me no arms, press up against my back,
no arms, spoone.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
And I saw that. Yeah, at Trevor Scott, it was hot.
Why have we not discussed this? It was hot? I
think we have? So he lied with his elvis, did he.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, he just put his whole body against mine. It
was a standing spoon.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I think.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Was he holding a tray of drinks or he had
a couple of drinks in his hands?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
There is nothing sixier than some man coming up behind
you and then and then giving you a standing spoon,
pressing their body up against you with no arms, and
but then they've got drinks on either hand, and then
they sort of give you a drink. They put the
drink to your lips while they're spooning you from behind.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Is there anything sixier than that? Careless whisper players, If
you ever got a real post off for kind of
puppet type player that's not puppet, that's what it feels like.
You know, one of those things where you put your
hands behind your back and someone will stick their arms
through and your arms for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's what you should have masturbating, masturbation sort of thing. Fun.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
No, hang on, sorry, no puppet puppets rader?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
What's Dutch rader?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
That's when you're holding yourself and someone moves your arm. Oh,
that's a Dutch radder hold yourself. What's a Pakistani backhander? Um?
I think that's a slow left wrist spinner.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Something behind that's from behind.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I thought the Dutch rider was when you reach back
and from each other behind. And the Pakistani backhander, I'm
pretty sure is just is the is the googly the wrong?
So what the one that goes twist your wrist backwards?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You cut the rest and it goes away from the
from the left handed right?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, that's the Pakistani and it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And it's usually followed by a multi's breakfast after that,
and then then you'll work your way on to other things,
shall I said? Pakistani back.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm going to go for it's the mule than because
he because his arm.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He was, but he was also an orthodox Man, so
he was more in that position rather than that position.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yes, yes he was, but it was more to do
with the our wow angle and double jointedness. Remember they
put him in a cast and made him bowl, and
they filmed it in slow motion to prove and even
with the cast on, it looked like he'd been his elbow.
It's just an optical illusion.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It was.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was a little bit like you actually in a
nice year, because when you you bowl a you bowl
a natural wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
A stock wrong. And yes, and I've actually talked to
Gary Stead about this. He gave me a couple of
drills to go away and work on. They're on the
sec Instagram page. Man him kneeling on the floor of
the TV and Z building and bowling wrong ins back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Tim Salde was impressed when when you guys came over
and played in my backyard with the Black Caps. Tim
Saalde was really impressed with your stock wrong and.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
He was he wasn't the first one to pick it.
And actually only two people have ever picked the stock
wrong in and one of them was Kin Williamson, who
was standing on your deck and watching me bowl as
it came out the hand. He goes, is that a wrong?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
And the other one was either James or Hamish Marshal.
I can't tell them apart, and I bowled at him
at the start of this year. As it came out
of my hand, he goes, oh shit, it wrong, and
then he honked.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It over the boundary for six.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Called it before it bounced.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
And then tell you what, if you can pack a
wrong and they just they you can absolutely smash them
because it's basically like a especially if it's a if
it's a half tracker, it's like just a half track
off spinner. They have to get pulled away there because
they come back onto onto your legs.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Well, the thing is most of them don't turn. I
can get a bit of purchase.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It was.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Nah, it turns. It jags back, jags back quite a bit.
That's how man mess got that dude stumped a start
of the year.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
We took a took a beautiful wicket together and then
gave each other a Pakistani backhanded.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Which is well, no, I've got Dutch readers. You've got
speaking about coming back on your leg Dutch rudder, you
were bang on. Man masturbates and another person grabs his
arm and makes him do the motion cross between masturbation
and a hand job.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Does it have to be two dudes, does it?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I don't. I just sees another person thinks, so it
can't be an animal, has to be a person just wondering.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So you were, I'd say in like you were, heart Jesus,
I wasn't even half right? Was halfway giving you a
Dutch radder? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, he just more pressed up. I genuinely out tangles.
I did. I felt tangles. I was like, oh, who's that?
And I was like, oh oh that's lovely.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Twenty Where did you? Where did you feel the tangles? Everywhere?
Full body tingles?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, proper body tangles.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You didn't ever managed did you?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Did you ever managed? Twe? What like a managed te
a menage twine? Oh yeah, okay Pakistani backhand. If anyone's
actually wondering this is I'm stuck on now. Familiar with
the men, I mean Jerry knows the men. Well, yeah,
it's just you know, you get twe down the area.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I've seen a few men challenges in my time, seen them,
seen them, felt them, being part of them. I've been
partied to a couple of them.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Okay, we're just going to take a break now and
we'll be back in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Party talking men chraes.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I think we're going to talk about Pakistani backhanders.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Just quickly, r I p Quincy.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Sorry, carry on, that's an important nights.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
What I'm if you're reading what I'm reading, I'm acting
this out.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The Pakistani backand is actually a nickname for joke's aciety
is a nickname for match fixing.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That is not what I'm right.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, so a few like it's like he's running out
of a Pakistani backand it's slightly racially. It's not a
sexual no, it's not.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's not very exciting, but you know there's no match
fixing going on to my bedroom. I guarantee that.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Now what now? What have you got to understand? You?
He's acting it out? Ok? Yeah, so that's involves what.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I can see why you might get confused. It's a
nottomen to make it clear.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
There wouldn't be any issues if it was a poof,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
A footstool poof, so apparently doesn't involve another person.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's just you have mounted this poof. Oh, I know
what this is gonna. I've got a hunch.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Are you going to charade this for us?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What I've got to do?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
And we'll try our best, because I know it's an
audio format. While masturbating the man, raise your leg onto
a bench chair or a small stool. Then I will
reach under the leg, taking a firm grip of the penis,
but you have to have your hand reversed, palm on
top grip. I can see.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Why feels like someone else, feels like someone else?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Now what are you achieving there?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
How is that it feels like someone else because it's
so weird, you know, it feels like some weird things happening.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So is that the start of the in between his movie?
I believe it is where Jay is making his arm dead.
He's sitting on it on his beard, making his hand dead,
and then essentially giving himself. I think a Pakistani backhanded
because then you've obviously lost your feeling in the hands,
so you might as well have someone else giving you
a bit of a Dutch Rati situation.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Well, I think the Pakistani backhand is cutting out one step.
There's cutting out the middle man, so it's numbing your
hand while you're doing. I don't think I've got the
requisite flexibility to.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Go.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I can't reach around.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
It's a shoulder, it's a shoulder mobility is I.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Know it's tough to understand. But if you the high
you bring the leg, the easier it is to get
your arm under there.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
You just got yeah, No, sorry, you just got you. No,
you need to be standing as all of this.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, you need to be standing up and arching the back.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I'm right, but you look like you're presenting your.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Smash for someone to sort of behind you.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's quite good.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You're not in the.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Right quote, you're not quite doing it right man standing
so you're on all fours.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, no, it's not you're not on all fours. And
then someone that's hammering away up from behind on you
like you're sort of presenting yourself like you are doing there.
It's more masturbation, sort of a maneuver. All right, Okay,
that's a bit confusing at times. Pixie Campbell's looking in
from the Australian contents, like simulating Pistan Pakistani back end.
(13:42):
He's not as interested in the Pakistani backhand as I think.
He's more interested in.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That open bottle of over there.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, he's probably, yeah, concerning facts going on here.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Eleven eleven Pakistani listeners apparently on our radio shot just
thinking at the geo tracker here, So if anyone wants
to reach out for Pakistan and let us know why
why have the Pakistani been credited with the backhander?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
But they probably don't know because they just call it
a backhander like the fries. Yeah, like the French fries.
So it's probably not worth asking. They probably don't even
realize that that's the thing overseas. Yeah, so what do
you mean it's got a name, but we still called
the kiwi the kiwi Yeah, and the kiwi fruit.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
To be fair, why don't we just call that the
fruit the fruit? Not a great point from me, but
well maybe to move on, Well, we.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Did call it a Chinese gosberry, Yes, excep, it was
what it used to be called, the Chinese gosberry.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How did you used to say it?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Goberries gosberry, Chinese spury?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Why are you bobing? Peple used to pronounce what is
a Chinese gospriy? Oh ship?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah? Did you know know?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
That's literally It was just saying you used to.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Be called a Chinese gory and then we called it
we used to grow them, and then we started calling
it kiwi fruit.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Great great piece of marketing from us but unfortunately a
couple of god, I hate the Chinese sorry Chinese giesbury.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
We never patent to that I think was our problem,
and we should have because if we did, then everybody
would have had to have called it a kiwi fruit.
So all around the world it would have been called
a kit But it is called a kiwi, but it's
not called a kiwi fruit.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And the States called it a yeah? Is it anywhere else?
Is still calling it the Chinese gooseberry?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Probably not even in China.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
China? Are they just calling it a gosbrey?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
What do they can reach out Chinese listeners at a.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Couple of China I can have a look at it,
Geo track, it's always interesting. Well, we've got fifteen listeners
in China, but I'm not sure if they don't necessarily, you.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Know, reach out any of the fifteen Chinese themselves. What
do you refer to a gisbri as?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh, here we are.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's called in China. They don't call it a gooseberry.
It's that's not Chinese. Turns out that's not mendering. It's
called a ah yes too, which literally translates to macaque fruit.
Oh cacks the monkeys eat it.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Oh hang on, they've they've been disenfranchised here, the macaque
because they were the original animal associated with the fruit,
and now we've associated kiwis with them. Why what's gonna
do with kwi?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Looks like mack's too hard to spell? Is hard to
spell macac?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Do you start m A c a q ue macaque?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No way, I can see why we didn't stick with that,
the macac fruit, mcaic It should be m a m
max can't should like mac attack without the teas Jesus,
you've shrunk. Sorry, you've gone down. You don't what does.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
She has deflated? But yeah, it has put me in
a position for the Chinese gosberry over here.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
The Chinese gosberry is also known as the kiwi fruit,
which is then it's commonly known by outside of Australia
and New Zealand. The fruit was introduced to New Zealand
in nineteen oh four by Isabelle Fraser, the principal of
Wanganui Girls College. Is that right, who brought seeds back
from China. The fruit was renamed the Kiwi fruit after
the country's national bird, the key We. When it became popular.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Not bad from us, all right, there's actually some music
and use them from you? Well, okay, nice? And then
what anything on macacs and macas good animals, shit animals, animals, Oh,
look out for my cas. Horrible animals.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, Lasca, the Chinese macac. There's a Japanese Macacs, the
hot pool ones, other hot pool macacus. Oh yeah, monkeys
that're pretty chilly, those ones, alright, just jealous.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I was recently.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I didn't see them myself, but some people that I
was hanging out with went and saw them because I
was in Japan beginning of the year and hanging out
in the hot pool area where the help hot pool
monkeys hang out and you're allowed to say, this is
so Japanese. You can you can get in a swim
of them.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh, no problem.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You're allowed to get in the hop poles with the
with the macacs, the Japanese macacs, and it's fine. But
apparently they look at you like, what the hell are
you doing here? But you have to be nude. The
mcacs insist that you're nude. No, the Japanese insists that
you know. So, so there's these people getting in because
you know, when you get into a Jacuzi. Yeah, it's
Japanese Jazi, and you've got to be nude. You can't
(18:25):
wear undies or togs or anything.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
And do they shower before they get in?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, yeah, so you shower before you get in and
then you hop them with the Actually, I don't know
if you're people showering before they got on these hop poles,
but definitely when you get in an on sen, you've
got to shower before you get in.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
The what's the bushy to get in Japan?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Messive bush?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I saw I saw some next level bush straight, I
saw I saw some just full bush no no penis action. Oh,
like so much bosh that that the bush that the
bush had overgrown there. Yeah, you've lost the gooseberry and
the bush.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Source for the gosbery.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So what?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
And there was just a social norm to not just
get the lawnmower five point zero for men escaped over
the boys sails are down.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Social norm to be running if you rush in amongst
the bush.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
If I rocked up with the down stas operation that
I'm currently operating, which is the only way to explain.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
The lightning bolt couple of massive which I didn't meant
to laugh at.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
A couple of QUI leagues in a banana were just plucked.
Would it be quite disturbing for them?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Uh? You with your junk jiggling and pluggling around? Maybe,
I don't think. I don't think anyone's looking.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
And wadding around. I don't think my juank have you know,
doesn't plug?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
If you ran, if you ran without any under your junk,
woggle around.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
If you slipped getting into the onsenlog?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Do you boys know that I've actually got a kind
of abnormally large set of tisticles that I wish I didn't.
I've heard that it's.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Amazing what you hear, isn't it on the on a
scale of on a scale of like regular size? To
remember Joe Shaker who used to work here, Oh shut, Yes,
he had like a medically enormous challenged, imedically challenged nut
that was genuinely I would say, larger than a cricket ball.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
It was so massive that you could.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
You could you could you could see, but interestingly you
could see you could see it through his pants. Interestingly
it coincided with a purple catch for young Joe, where
he had many new partners that he would have to
explain the nut. He's got to explain.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's right. That was the time.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Every girl meets.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
The dark horse. It does nut, folks. I think he
might have I think it.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I think it's a monthly drainage situation. I don't know
that that's true.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Do we know? What?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
What is it just because I mean he had come
with it?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
No, I don't mean it's that, mesh. I think it's
just he's got growing out himself. By the way, mate,
Genis Jeanie is growing nutsyn dromes. So it just means
that you're nut just grows, has to get drained and
then grows.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Then that's why when I got on the nose beers
with him and I seduced, made me, mate, you should
just go for a bit of a tag. He looked
at me like, come on, bo, you.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Don't think that's the first thing, right, I'll give you
a back Pakistani back in you give.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh, yeah, it will be a doch trader would Yeah,
I wouldn't mind giving him a Pakistani backing. But it's
just hard to get through those legs with thetistical there,
you know, and get that reach around effect.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Would you offer him a Japanese macaque.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Would I display myself from behind and hot pool?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So have you seen his nut?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I never saw it. I never had the privilege.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I wish I wish i'd seen that. It sounds quite
People probably pay money to go.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh you've seen it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
She did, probably pay money to go and see that.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Apparently one of the symptoms dry lips, because that man
got through more chapstick than anyone I've ever seen, man,
woman or child. And I think that was one of
the symptoms of GENS. Is if you're finding your lips
are quite chapped.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, you could be prior to GENS.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So do you think if Joe Shaker set himself up
and the fourer of enzed me behind a black curtain,
and so he was just in there behind a black curtain,
and you could walk in to the behind the black
curtain and you could line up and.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Just pay five bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, have a look at his nat. You know, like
the other day they bought that miniature horse to Inzi.
Maybe you guys here when they bought that horse and.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
The Bathroot and Thompson miniature horse.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, and everybody went and looked at the miniature horse.
I thought it was the nineteens for a se it
was really popular. Someone thought it'd be a good idea
because it was school holidays. I think, so maybe bring
your kids into work and see the miniature horse. I'll
look at a horse if it's there. But if he
was set up in the middle of the z out there,
who would any and behind a I'd like to see
his head poking out the top of the curtain. But
(23:02):
you went in and you could open up the curtain and
just see his examine that would you?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I definitely would. I think there's what was amazing about
shak is nut and look, there's a small country. And
I know they'll hear this podcast at some point, but
I witnessed it from an amazing angle and it really
kind of sized how large it was. And it was from.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Under but it wasn't a womb's eye view. No, that
would have been because it might drop on you.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I would have loved to have seen that. I would
have paid good money if I could get underneath. Actually,
if you could get there's a glass.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
If you could get the mechanics, you could lie down,
you're going to say, and then.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Shuck it a glass kind of he walks above you
on a glass sort of like in the skytower. You
know you need binoculars if you look. The skytower is
not new. You're right, you've taken that literally. The skytoes
has a great idea in terms of the distance.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
But if he was skytowering above you and you were
mechanicing underneath him, that's sort of the angle that.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I think you'd see it. It's like, you know how
people see the Great Ball of China from out of space?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
His nut from a great ball of China.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah, you could see. You could see Joe if he
was swimming, you could see it from the bottom of
the Mariana's trench.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yes, that's right. How did it taste?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I know I didn't taste it, Jerry, he's our boss stoecking.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
He's pecking? Is he?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Is he really picking in Big vape?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah? Why did you just wink it me? Yeah? A
bossto pecking in big vape?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
What do you think from?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
His nickname?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Where's the boss?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I called him?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Is this podcast worse than yesterday?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Thank you? Let's delete this one.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Let's enry.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I'm sorry, I've got one question. It wasn't Did yours?
Did yours get bigger post for sector man?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Did my nuts.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeh, I had that problem where I got hit in
the nuts during the cooking game.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I'm when I put a long barrier down and a
ball bobbled on me and it got me rotten. The
bloody nuts post for sick to me three days after
the they were already black and was terrible and ever
since now it feels like a one ton you know,
if you feel around it used to be sort of
a little bit more contained, and now if you feel
around there, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Like, what's that?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
But yeah, I've got a bit of fleshy kind of
but like a poached.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Egg, you know, there's bit but harder.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh wow, he is an audio only media. You don't
need to do to get across.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Which so which one is it?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Left? Provided?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
No further inside?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh sorry I was on the left? Sorry mate?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Right? Well, hang on, why are you operating separate sex herey?
I'm confused. Why I've got two secks?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Does everyone else not.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Have to s? Why do you have left in the
right secres? Two sex? No, you just got one two.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Sex and three penises and us.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Well, there's the title for the podcast today.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
You're assuming it's left and right there that it could
be top and bottom.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, they could be the top and bottle front and back.
It's could be front and back.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
A hemorrhoid like a ball set coming at your ass high.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Okay, can we just rel and disclaimer for the topic podcast?
Because there I go.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Back in time and record this and then can we
put this back at the start of.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
The because you know what I'm doing right now, I'm
imagining the beer that we have in about six months
time with Kiaren Reid. He'll go Actually, boys, you know
I was listening to that podcast with my daughter's in
the car. Yeah, okay, and that's and that's not okay.
I don't need Karen Reid's daughter's ask and caring about
what a Dutch rider is. Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So a bit like what they used to put at
the start of adults only TV shows this y yeah,
you got kids.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
So I would also say that Ruder in about three
minutes you probably scuttled it anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, so I blame Ruder. I can't comment.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, things off, we were going along.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
We were planning on a very very interesting thing around
Chinese god spurries, and it was a historical stuff with
a whole lot of information that we've just googled, and
yet it got railroaded. We went down the wrong but no.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
But why I say that is because well, anyone that
had kids in the car would have turned it off then,
so with any luck, they haven't heard any of the
good point.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, but that's why I think we need to put
record this disclaimer different back at the beginning, and then
at least they can get the kids out of the
car and then listen to me quite listenable.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
We're double bag in this podcast. We're double bag, two
layers of protection, something like this.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Everyone be quiet.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
A warning for people listening to today's podcast. There are
some challenging adult themes, including Chinese go spurries, Japanese macacs, testicles,
Pakistani backhanders.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's rudders and that's about that.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
So if you do have children may be traveling with you,
or someone who if you're listening and maybe a little
bit sensitive to that sort of material.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
If you're my mum yep.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Or my mum sixty saucy sees is probably into it,
she'll be fine with it.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You don't know we're deleting this part out of the disclaimer. No, No,
we're keeping this person. I leave that in.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, so if you if you're a little bit sensitive
to anything like that, probably best either not to listen
or put your fingers in your ears or something for
the next twenty eight minutes. Thank you and the podcast. Okay,
so that one's that's going back, because it's going back
from the beginning.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I feel like, on a personal note really quickly, just
is in a bit of an apology to Joe Shaka,
I mean, a friend of ours dearly, we love him
very much. Just happened to be gifted with one of
the biggest nut sects of everything. I think that goes
without saying.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
That's a medical condition that happened to him. He is
a victim here.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
We're not shaming him for it. Yeah, that's right. Should know,
all right, good stuff. Delete that
A warning for people listening to today's podcast. There are
some challenging adult themes including Chinese god spurries, Japanese macaqus testicles,
Pakistani backhandice.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Dutch rudders. And that's about that.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So if you do have children maybe traveling with you,
or someone who if you're listening and maybe a little
bit sensitive to that sort of material, If you're my
mum yep or my mum sixty Saucy ses is probably
into it, she'll be fine with it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You don't know. We're deleting this part out of the disclaimer. No, no,
we're keeping this pert I leave that in.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, So if you if you're a little bit sensitive
to anything like that, probably best either not to listen
or put your fingers in your ears or something for
the next twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Welcome along to the Unnamed podcast for Wednestady, sixth of
November twenty twenty four. Quick role call Ruder present former
South Island meet work. I'm a nice Stewart mash cap.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Here we go. We're happy with that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Jeremy prison Oh yeah, Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, someone needed to sorry me, but I'll do it myself.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Who calls you Jerry, and who calls you Jeremy?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Good question, TOLSI does not call me Jerry. My mum
and dad do not call me Jerry. No. They my
children don't call me jury.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, they call you dad.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
They call me father, Oh, father. I like to be
called father, pops, father, excuse father. HUGO calls me father
sometimes please father, seconds, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad's dad Dad.
I have friends. In fact, my brother, my, my nephew,
and niece call my brother Richard.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, Dicky, No, just Richard.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I've got mates who always grow up called their parents
John and o'deit, and it was always really confusing to me,
but it also made them way more relatable. This is John, Yeah,
oh interesting, mister Edmonston's bloody John.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
He's out there doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
My brother calls my parents now the grandparent names Issy
and John Tooe.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh, I don't like that, is and John right John Toe?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I call them mom and dad still, Yeah, they are
your mom and dad. He used to call them John
and Cheryl though once like your situation.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
May who came up with Issy and John Tooe?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Is he came up with is He, which he named herself.
What's her name?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Controversially Cheryl? Is he? Is he? Is that? An? Is?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
She didn't want to be called grandma. She want to
be called nana. She don't want to be called grand
So she went with Issy, what is this your mother
grand Yeah, momm.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Interesting, I ran the bar at your mother's. Don't want
to be rude here, I'm going to say sixtieth eightieth. Yeah,
that's what it was. She doesn't make a day older
than sixty. And I didn't know that she was an
I should have said that to her. And I spent
a lot of time together. Actually, you know, we didn't
manage it. We didn't manage to kind of a lot
of time, quite a lot of time with around the
(03:10):
back of the tennis around called because got on the pems.
It was a great.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
He did get on the perms. Unusual for you to
get on the boots.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Don't get on the pims. Don't get on the booth.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
She drinks, but but never much, but she she will.
She she likes. She enjoys like ah, drink of Fellers.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well this day to tell you what a couple of
a couple of orange juices very if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She got a dart, She got darry She's never smoked
a dart in her life for her, not a single dart,
never a puff on a dart.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
We talk about this a lot, but I just.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Never had a dart, never had. I think it's because
my parents smoked and I hated it so much.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's a good it's a good way to do so
if you, as a parent, want to do something that,
if you don't want your kids doing something, the best
thing is to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Kids won't be watching porn.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Then, I did not see that coming. I did note coming.
I'm watuning. They'll probably even know that you watch how
much porn you actually watch, so you need to watch
it in front of them.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Let's rewind the tape on that and see how long
it took you to come up with that, because that
was quick. Yeah, your kids won't be on the corn.
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I mean it's only for three minutes into the podcast.
We've just been it now, Like I can't see this
getting any better than that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
This is a good This is a good vein things
that your parents do that you that have just driven
you completely away from ever wanting to do it.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
That's a that's a that's a rich.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Vein there we write that down to the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, that's a rich vein.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
My parents they showed a fiction to each other. I
didn't really like that, so I've kind of ditched that one.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Gordon and Sexy says he don't need quite a fiction
towards each other.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
There's none your business here, they there's none of your business.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well I'll come. It's become everyone's.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I were just talking about things that your parents did,
and now why I'm off them? And that's one of.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Them open mouth and public.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
No, no, no, no, they're just quite handy, you know,
oh really yeah, mainly from my mother's.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Sixy Susie on Gordy, Yeah, taking her hands off Gordy.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, who can Lucky Gordy? Who can.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Never met Gordy. But I'd like to you love Gordy. Yeah,
I like chooses you and do you reckon? I could
keep my hands off Gordy.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
If you can, I don't know. Yeah you might be able, yeah, yeah,
you could do twenty minutes something without without getting handsy with.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
With About the other way around?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Would Gordy be around? I am worried about the other
way around? That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You think Gordy would do what lovely Triny did to
me the other day when he came up behind me
and gave me no arms, press up against my back,
no arms, spoone.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
And I saw that. Yeah, at Trevor Scott, it was hot.
Why have we not discussed this? It was hot? I
think we have? So he lied with his elvis, did he.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, he just put his whole body against mine. It
was a standing spoon.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I think.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Was he holding a tray of drinks or he had
a couple of drinks in his hands?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
There is nothing sixier than some man coming up behind
you and then and then giving you a standing spoon,
pressing their body up against you with no arms, and
but then they've got drinks on either hand, and then
they sort of give you a drink. They put the
drink to your lips while they're spooning you from behind.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Is there anything sixier than that? Careless whisper players, If
you ever got a real post off for kind of
puppet type player that's not puppet, that's what it feels like.
You know, one of those things where you put your
hands behind your back and someone will stick their arms
through and your arms for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's what you should have masturbating, masturbation sort of thing. Fun.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
No, hang on, sorry, no puppet puppets rader?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
What's Dutch rader?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
That's when you're holding yourself and someone moves your arm. Oh,
that's a Dutch radder hold yourself. What's a Pakistani backhander? Um?
I think that's a slow left wrist spinner.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Something behind that's from behind.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I thought the Dutch rider was when you reach back
and from each other behind. And the Pakistani backhander, I'm
pretty sure is just is the is the googly the wrong?
So what the one that goes twist your wrist backwards?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You cut the rest and it goes away from the
from the left handed right?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, that's the Pakistani and it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And it's usually followed by a multi's breakfast after that,
and then then you'll work your way on to other things,
shall I said? Pakistani back.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm going to go for it's the mule than because
he because his arm.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He was, but he was also an orthodox Man, so
he was more in that position rather than that position.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yes, yes he was, but it was more to do
with the our wow angle and double jointedness. Remember they
put him in a cast and made him bowl, and
they filmed it in slow motion to prove and even
with the cast on, it looked like he'd been his elbow.
It's just an optical illusion.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It was.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was a little bit like you actually in a
nice year, because when you you bowl a you bowl
a natural wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
A stock wrong. And yes, and I've actually talked to
Gary Stead about this. He gave me a couple of
drills to go away and work on. They're on the
sec Instagram page. Man him kneeling on the floor of
the TV and Z building and bowling wrong ins back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Tim Salde was impressed when when you guys came over
and played in my backyard with the Black Caps. Tim
Saalde was really impressed with your stock wrong and.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
He was he wasn't the first one to pick it.
And actually only two people have ever picked the stock
wrong in and one of them was Kin Williamson, who
was standing on your deck and watching me bowl as
it came out the hand. He goes, is that a wrong?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
And the other one was either James or Hamish Marshal.
I can't tell them apart, and I bowled at him
at the start of this year. As it came out
of my hand, he goes, oh shit, it wrong, and
then he honked.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It over the boundary for six.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Called it before it bounced.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
And then tell you what, if you can pack a
wrong and they just they you can absolutely smash them
because it's basically like a especially if it's a if
it's a half tracker, it's like just a half track
off spinner. They have to get pulled away there because
they come back onto onto your legs.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Well, the thing is most of them don't turn. I
can get a bit of purchase.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It was.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Nah, it turns. It jags back, jags back quite a bit.
That's how man mess got that dude stumped a start
of the year.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
We took a took a beautiful wicket together and then
gave each other a Pakistani backhanded.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Which is well, no, I've got Dutch readers. You've got
speaking about coming back on your leg Dutch rudder, you
were bang on. Man masturbates and another person grabs his
arm and makes him do the motion cross between masturbation
and a hand job.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Does it have to be two dudes, does it?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I don't. I just sees another person thinks, so it
can't be an animal, has to be a person just wondering.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So you were, I'd say in like you were, heart Jesus,
I wasn't even half right? Was halfway giving you a
Dutch radder? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, he just more pressed up. I genuinely out tangles.
I did. I felt tangles. I was like, oh, who's that?
And I was like, oh oh that's lovely.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Twenty Where did you? Where did you feel the tangles? Everywhere?
Full body tingles?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, proper body tangles.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You didn't ever managed did you?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Did you ever managed? Twe? What like a managed te
a menage twine? Oh yeah, okay Pakistani backhand. If anyone's
actually wondering this is I'm stuck on now. Familiar with
the men, I mean Jerry knows the men. Well, yeah,
it's just you know, you get twe down the area.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I've seen a few men challenges in my time, seen them,
seen them, felt them, being part of them. I've been
partied to a couple of them.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Okay, we're just going to take a break now and
we'll be back in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Party talking men chraes.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I think we're going to talk about Pakistani backhanders.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Just quickly, r I p Quincy.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Sorry, carry on, that's an important nights.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
What I'm if you're reading what I'm reading, I'm acting
this out.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The Pakistani backand is actually a nickname for joke's aciety
is a nickname for match fixing.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That is not what I'm right.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, so a few like it's like he's running out
of a Pakistani backand it's slightly racially. It's not a
sexual no, it's not.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's not very exciting, but you know there's no match
fixing going on to my bedroom. I guarantee that.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Now what now? What have you got to understand? You?
He's acting it out? Ok? Yeah, so that's involves what.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I can see why you might get confused. It's a
nottomen to make it clear.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
There wouldn't be any issues if it was a poof,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
A footstool poof, so apparently doesn't involve another person.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's just you have mounted this poof. Oh, I know
what this is gonna. I've got a hunch.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Are you going to charade this for us?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What I've got to do?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
And we'll try our best, because I know it's an
audio format. While masturbating the man, raise your leg onto
a bench chair or a small stool. Then I will
reach under the leg, taking a firm grip of the penis,
but you have to have your hand reversed, palm on
top grip. I can see.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Why feels like someone else, feels like someone else?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Now what are you achieving there?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
How is that it feels like someone else because it's
so weird, you know, it feels like some weird things happening.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So is that the start of the in between his movie?
I believe it is where Jay is making his arm dead.
He's sitting on it on his beard, making his hand dead,
and then essentially giving himself. I think a Pakistani backhanded
because then you've obviously lost your feeling in the hands,
so you might as well have someone else giving you
a bit of a Dutch Rati situation.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Well, I think the Pakistani backhand is cutting out one step.
There's cutting out the middle man, so it's numbing your
hand while you're doing. I don't think I've got the
requisite flexibility to.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Go.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I can't reach around.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
It's a shoulder, it's a shoulder mobility is I.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Know it's tough to understand. But if you the high
you bring the leg, the easier it is to get
your arm under there.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
You just got yeah, No, sorry, you just got you. No,
you need to be standing as all of this.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, you need to be standing up and arching the back.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I'm right, but you look like you're presenting your.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Smash for someone to sort of behind you.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's quite good.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You're not in the.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Right quote, you're not quite doing it right man standing
so you're on all fours.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, no, it's not you're not on all fours. And
then someone that's hammering away up from behind on you
like you're sort of presenting yourself like you are doing there.
It's more masturbation, sort of a maneuver. All right, Okay,
that's a bit confusing at times. Pixie Campbell's looking in
from the Australian contents, like simulating Pistan Pakistani back end.
(13:42):
He's not as interested in the Pakistani backhand as I think.
He's more interested in.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That open bottle of over there.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, he's probably, yeah, concerning facts going on here.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Eleven eleven Pakistani listeners apparently on our radio shot just
thinking at the geo tracker here, So if anyone wants
to reach out for Pakistan and let us know why
why have the Pakistani been credited with the backhander?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
But they probably don't know because they just call it
a backhander like the fries. Yeah, like the French fries.
So it's probably not worth asking. They probably don't even
realize that that's the thing overseas. Yeah, so what do
you mean it's got a name, but we still called
the kiwi the kiwi Yeah, and the kiwi fruit.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
To be fair, why don't we just call that the
fruit the fruit? Not a great point from me, but
well maybe to move on, Well, we.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Did call it a Chinese gosberry, Yes, excep, it was
what it used to be called, the Chinese gosberry.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How did you used to say it?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Goberries gosberry, Chinese spury?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Why are you bobing? Peple used to pronounce what is
a Chinese gospriy? Oh ship?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah? Did you know know?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
That's literally It was just saying you used to.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Be called a Chinese gory and then we called it
we used to grow them, and then we started calling
it kiwi fruit.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Great great piece of marketing from us but unfortunately a
couple of god, I hate the Chinese sorry Chinese giesbury.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
We never patent to that I think was our problem,
and we should have because if we did, then everybody
would have had to have called it a kiwi fruit.
So all around the world it would have been called
a kit But it is called a kiwi, but it's
not called a kiwi fruit.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And the States called it a yeah? Is it anywhere else?
Is still calling it the Chinese gooseberry?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Probably not even in China.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
China? Are they just calling it a gosbrey?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
What do they can reach out Chinese listeners at a.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Couple of China I can have a look at it,
Geo track, it's always interesting. Well, we've got fifteen listeners
in China, but I'm not sure if they don't necessarily, you.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Know, reach out any of the fifteen Chinese themselves. What
do you refer to a gisbri as?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh, here we are.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's called in China. They don't call it a gooseberry.
It's that's not Chinese. Turns out that's not mendering. It's
called a ah yes too, which literally translates to macaque fruit.
Oh cacks the monkeys eat it.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Oh hang on, they've they've been disenfranchised here, the macaque
because they were the original animal associated with the fruit,
and now we've associated kiwis with them. Why what's gonna
do with kwi?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Looks like mack's too hard to spell? Is hard to
spell macac?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Do you start m A c a q ue macaque?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No way, I can see why we didn't stick with that,
the macac fruit, mcaic It should be m a m
max can't should like mac attack without the teas Jesus,
you've shrunk. Sorry, you've gone down. You don't what does.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
She has deflated? But yeah, it has put me in
a position for the Chinese gosberry over here.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
The Chinese gosberry is also known as the kiwi fruit,
which is then it's commonly known by outside of Australia
and New Zealand. The fruit was introduced to New Zealand
in nineteen oh four by Isabelle Fraser, the principal of
Wanganui Girls College. Is that right, who brought seeds back
from China. The fruit was renamed the Kiwi fruit after
the country's national bird, the key We. When it became popular.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Not bad from us, all right, there's actually some music
and use them from you? Well, okay, nice? And then
what anything on macacs and macas good animals, shit animals, animals, Oh,
look out for my cas. Horrible animals.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, Lasca, the Chinese macac. There's a Japanese Macacs, the
hot pool ones, other hot pool macacus. Oh yeah, monkeys
that're pretty chilly, those ones, alright, just jealous.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I was recently.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I didn't see them myself, but some people that I
was hanging out with went and saw them because I
was in Japan beginning of the year and hanging out
in the hot pool area where the help hot pool
monkeys hang out and you're allowed to say, this is
so Japanese. You can you can get in a swim
of them.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh, no problem.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You're allowed to get in the hop poles with the
with the macacs, the Japanese macacs, and it's fine. But
apparently they look at you like, what the hell are
you doing here? But you have to be nude. The
mcacs insist that you're nude. No, the Japanese insists that
you know. So, so there's these people getting in because
you know, when you get into a Jacuzi. Yeah, it's
Japanese Jazi, and you've got to be nude. You can't
(18:25):
wear undies or togs or anything.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
And do they shower before they get in?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, yeah, so you shower before you get in and
then you hop them with the Actually, I don't know
if you're people showering before they got on these hop poles,
but definitely when you get in an on sen, you've
got to shower before you get in.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
The what's the bushy to get in Japan?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Messive bush?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I saw I saw some next level bush straight, I
saw I saw some just full bush no no penis action. Oh,
like so much bosh that that the bush that the
bush had overgrown there. Yeah, you've lost the gooseberry and
the bush.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Source for the gosbery.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So what?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
And there was just a social norm to not just
get the lawnmower five point zero for men escaped over
the boys sails are down.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Social norm to be running if you rush in amongst
the bush.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
If I rocked up with the down stas operation that
I'm currently operating, which is the only way to explain.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
The lightning bolt couple of massive which I didn't meant
to laugh at.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
A couple of QUI leagues in a banana were just plucked.
Would it be quite disturbing for them?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Uh? You with your junk jiggling and pluggling around? Maybe,
I don't think. I don't think anyone's looking.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
And wadding around. I don't think my juank have you know,
doesn't plug?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
If you ran, if you ran without any under your junk,
woggle around.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
If you slipped getting into the onsenlog?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Do you boys know that I've actually got a kind
of abnormally large set of tisticles that I wish I didn't.
I've heard that it's.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Amazing what you hear, isn't it on the on a
scale of on a scale of like regular size? To
remember Joe Shaker who used to work here, Oh shut, Yes,
he had like a medically enormous challenged, imedically challenged nut
that was genuinely I would say, larger than a cricket ball.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
It was so massive that you could.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
You could you could you could see, but interestingly you
could see you could see it through his pants. Interestingly
it coincided with a purple catch for young Joe, where
he had many new partners that he would have to
explain the nut. He's got to explain.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's right. That was the time.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Every girl meets.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
The dark horse. It does nut, folks. I think he
might have I think it.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I think it's a monthly drainage situation. I don't know
that that's true.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Do we know? What?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
What is it just because I mean he had come
with it?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
No, I don't mean it's that, mesh. I think it's
just he's got growing out himself. By the way, mate,
Genis Jeanie is growing nutsyn dromes. So it just means
that you're nut just grows, has to get drained and
then grows.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Then that's why when I got on the nose beers
with him and I seduced, made me, mate, you should
just go for a bit of a tag. He looked
at me like, come on, bo, you.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Don't think that's the first thing, right, I'll give you
a back Pakistani back in you give.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh, yeah, it will be a doch trader would Yeah,
I wouldn't mind giving him a Pakistani backing. But it's
just hard to get through those legs with thetistical there,
you know, and get that reach around effect.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Would you offer him a Japanese macaque.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Would I display myself from behind and hot pool?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So have you seen his nut?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I never saw it. I never had the privilege.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I wish I wish i'd seen that. It sounds quite
People probably pay money to go.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh you've seen it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
She did, probably pay money to go and see that.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Apparently one of the symptoms dry lips, because that man
got through more chapstick than anyone I've ever seen, man,
woman or child. And I think that was one of
the symptoms of GENS. Is if you're finding your lips
are quite chapped.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, you could be prior to GENS.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So do you think if Joe Shaker set himself up
and the fourer of enzed me behind a black curtain,
and so he was just in there behind a black curtain,
and you could walk in to the behind the black
curtain and you could line up and.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Just pay five bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, have a look at his nat. You know, like
the other day they bought that miniature horse to Inzi.
Maybe you guys here when they bought that horse and.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
The Bathroot and Thompson miniature horse.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, and everybody went and looked at the miniature horse.
I thought it was the nineteens for a se it
was really popular. Someone thought it'd be a good idea
because it was school holidays. I think, so maybe bring
your kids into work and see the miniature horse. I'll
look at a horse if it's there. But if he
was set up in the middle of the z out there,
who would any and behind a I'd like to see
his head poking out the top of the curtain. But
(23:02):
you went in and you could open up the curtain and
just see his examine that would you?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I definitely would. I think there's what was amazing about
shak is nut and look, there's a small country. And
I know they'll hear this podcast at some point, but
I witnessed it from an amazing angle and it really
kind of sized how large it was. And it was from.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Under but it wasn't a womb's eye view. No, that
would have been because it might drop on you.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I would have loved to have seen that. I would
have paid good money if I could get underneath. Actually,
if you could get there's a glass.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
If you could get the mechanics, you could lie down,
you're going to say, and then.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Shuck it a glass kind of he walks above you
on a glass sort of like in the skytower. You
know you need binoculars if you look. The skytower is
not new. You're right, you've taken that literally. The skytoes
has a great idea in terms of the distance.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
But if he was skytowering above you and you were
mechanicing underneath him, that's sort of the angle that.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I think you'd see it. It's like, you know how
people see the Great Ball of China from out of space?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
His nut from a great ball of China.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah, you could see. You could see Joe if he
was swimming, you could see it from the bottom of
the Mariana's trench.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yes, that's right. How did it taste?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I know I didn't taste it, Jerry, he's our boss stoecking.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
He's pecking? Is he?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Is he really picking in Big vape?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah? Why did you just wink it me? Yeah? A
bossto pecking in big vape?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
What do you think from?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
His nickname?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Where's the boss?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I called him?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Is this podcast worse than yesterday?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Thank you? Let's delete this one.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Let's enry.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I'm sorry, I've got one question. It wasn't Did yours?
Did yours get bigger post for sector man?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Did my nuts.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeh, I had that problem where I got hit in
the nuts during the cooking game.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I'm when I put a long barrier down and a
ball bobbled on me and it got me rotten. The
bloody nuts post for sick to me three days after
the they were already black and was terrible and ever
since now it feels like a one ton you know,
if you feel around it used to be sort of
a little bit more contained, and now if you feel
around there, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Like, what's that?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
But yeah, I've got a bit of fleshy kind of
but like a poached.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Egg, you know, there's bit but harder.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh wow, he is an audio only media. You don't
need to do to get across.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Which so which one is it?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Left? Provided?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
No further inside?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh sorry I was on the left? Sorry mate?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Right? Well, hang on, why are you operating separate sex herey?
I'm confused. Why I've got two secks?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Does everyone else not.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Have to s? Why do you have left in the
right secres? Two sex? No, you just got one two.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Sex and three penises and us.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Well, there's the title for the podcast today.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
You're assuming it's left and right there that it could
be top and bottom.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, they could be the top and bottle front and back.
It's could be front and back.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
A hemorrhoid like a ball set coming at your ass high.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Okay, can we just rel and disclaimer for the topic podcast?
Because there I go.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Back in time and record this and then can we
put this back at the start of.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
The because you know what I'm doing right now, I'm
imagining the beer that we have in about six months
time with Kiaren Reid. He'll go Actually, boys, you know
I was listening to that podcast with my daughter's in
the car. Yeah, okay, and that's and that's not okay.
I don't need Karen Reid's daughter's ask and caring about
what a Dutch rider is. Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So a bit like what they used to put at
the start of adults only TV shows this y yeah,
you got kids.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
So I would also say that Ruder in about three
minutes you probably scuttled it anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, so I blame Ruder. I can't comment.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, things off, we were going along.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
We were planning on a very very interesting thing around
Chinese god spurries, and it was a historical stuff with
a whole lot of information that we've just googled, and
yet it got railroaded. We went down the wrong but no.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
But why I say that is because well, anyone that
had kids in the car would have turned it off then,
so with any luck, they haven't heard any of the
good point.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, but that's why I think we need to put
record this disclaimer different back at the beginning, and then
at least they can get the kids out of the
car and then listen to me quite listenable.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
We're double bag in this podcast. We're double bag, two
layers of protection, something like this.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Everyone be quiet.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
A warning for people listening to today's podcast. There are
some challenging adult themes, including Chinese go spurries, Japanese macacs, testicles,
Pakistani backhanders.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's rudders and that's about that.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
So if you do have children may be traveling with you,
or someone who if you're listening and maybe a little
bit sensitive to that sort of material.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
If you're my mum yep.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Or my mum sixty saucy sees is probably into it,
she'll be fine with it.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You don't know we're deleting this part out of the disclaimer. No, No,
we're keeping this person. I leave that in.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, so if you if you're a little bit sensitive
to anything like that, probably best either not to listen
or put your fingers in your ears or something for
the next twenty eight minutes. Thank you and the podcast. Okay,
so that one's that's going back, because it's going back
from the beginning.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I feel like, on a personal note really quickly, just
is in a bit of an apology to Joe Shaka,
I mean, a friend of ours dearly, we love him
very much. Just happened to be gifted with one of
the biggest nut sects of everything. I think that goes
without saying.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
That's a medical condition that happened to him. He is
a victim here.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
We're not shaming him for it. Yeah, that's right. Should know,
all right, good stuff. Delete that
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