A Good Sanga & Humour In The Bedroom - The Radio Highlights July 9

Today on the Radio show, the boys look for The Four Pullars Of Sandwich fillings, and Mashy has a bedroom-related prediciment... 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mount and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
Bunning's trade are there to help the brackfast do your body.

(00:21):
Welcome along to the Man and Jerry Show, Tuesday, the
ninth of July twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Nice to be here, Gay Mesh May welcome back.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You sound far better than I thought you would. Thanks. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
You've been coughing up a storm this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, yeah, you get You've got to get things out
of being sicked for a few days.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, So what's been happening is it's just been.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
A cold, but a COVID maybe a COVID. Ah, it's
been a COVID. But I can report from the bowels
of the COVID and fiction ye that it's not what
it used to be, as in what you're not what
used to be, or the COVID or the disease itself
was not what it used to be. I'm possibly not
what it used to be either. I've shot a few
cells in the time that I've been sacked, but know,

(01:00):
the actual illness itself is not what it used to be.
It's kind of just now a cold. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Throughout the morning, I've been receiving some correspondence from you
the last couple of days in regards to how you've
been treated at home, how you've been treating yourself, how
your partner's been treating you, how the kids have been
treating you, and throughout the show today, I'm going to
ask you a few questions about it, because I think
there's quo out of things that we could take away
from how you've been going over the last few days.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I mean, I tell you what she's been up and down.
I mean, yeah, what's been happening. There's nothing as bad
as what's happening inside of my body. Is what's happening
to me from outside of my body, from my partner.
The worst part about COVID now is how you're treated
by other people. That's the worst bit I reckon. I
think it's morphed. I think it's changed into a kind
of a cold that just moves around. Now. Oh well,

(01:42):
it's good to have you Beck all the same, It's
nice to be back.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I mean, Ruder and I had to do the show
yesterday was a disaster.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh rubbish.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Not the show wasn't the show was great?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh you and Ruder was a disaster.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Not Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
The Matt Jerry Show, So executive, would you here's a
ruder found an interesting recipe over the weekend for something
called a toast sandwich.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
A couldn't believe it be was far too excited for
the content of what the sandwich is. It says, a
toast sandwich, which, no surprise, also known as a bread sandwich,
as a sandwich in which the filling between the two
slices of bread is itself a thin slice of toasted
bread which may be buttered. And an eighteen sixty one

(02:28):
recipe says to add salten bevitages.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Just one second here. First of all, this sounds horrific.
Second of all, take me back from the beginning. So
how did you stumble across this toast sandwich?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Believe it was a post on Facebook?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Soay worring your way through Victorian cockbox in the weekend.
But it's I think it's let's be clear, it should
be a toast sandwich, not a bread sandwich. A bread
sandwich would just be three slices of bread. This is
definitely a toast sandwich.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, we did used to joke my wife and I
when the kids were very fussy about what lunch they're
going to have that. We would just start giving them
three pieces of bread and say bred sandwich. Guys, it's
time to go.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Just to clarify, you've got the piece of toast in
between two bits of non toasted bread.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, that's the toast sandwich.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, so that's the toast sandwich. What would happen if
you then stick with me here, team, you put a
soft piece of untoasted bread between two bits of toast.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh okay, that's a that's a toasting bread, toasted bread toast.
That's a year. That's a bread toasty. That's what matter is.
It's a bread toasty clearly, So why are people eating?
This is just the lack of six It was a
lot of nutrition, was there.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well it's interesting you ask there, guys, actually because there
was an invalid section in a particular cookbook called I know, well,
a sick person like an invalid not as we understand
it now.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Okay, it's sick people cooking for non sick people, or
people cooking non.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
People cooking for people that couldn't eat. And the lady
that wrote the book, Isabella Beaten, said this sandwich may
be varied by adding a little pulled.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Meat is a bella Beaten. That's not right. Is a
bella Beaten? That's a made up name. This is a hoax.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, it's not a hoax. Some people have caught it
the sadest sandwich in existence.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I don't think it's the sadest sandwich in existence. I
mean there's definitely sadest sandwiches for me, Like a just
a sandwich worth butter, Like on two bits of stale
white death with some butter in the middle of it.
That's the sadest sandwich for me than the toast sandwich.
Toast sandwich has got a bit of join it.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
So is that butter sandwich?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, it's just well, what is it? It's a nothing sandwich.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Written butter sounds like something you get in prison.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's definitely something that you get in hospitals in the
nineteen eighties.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Wait, so hang on.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
They want people to feel better after this.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is it the idea that you've got the black plague,
you're coughing up along and you just hone this with
that toast sandwich and everything's better.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
That's the thing. If you're struggling to eat and you
need some nutrition, get three pieces of bread in you.
That's the idea.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's not far away from the lard sandwich. My grandparents
used to eat the lard sandwich. They used to get
lard and they would spread it on sandwich bread white.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Death, because I remember lard in the block like butter.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah. Could you slice You slice it and then you
put it on the Yeah, and you sort of would
be warmed up slightly, and then you just rub it
on the bread. How much for a block of lard?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Was it an expensive type thing to be having or
was that just middle class?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Was it? I never bought it, No, it was It
was not expensive, it was she was wrung. In fact,
in those days, most people's houses, old people's houses used
to stink of lad because it was yeah, okay, okay.
So as a result of this, yeah, this morning, because
it's a Tuesday, we're going to do the four pillars,
and we thought it would be good to do the
four pillars of sandwich fillings.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Before.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It seems to me it's been steering us in the face.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
We've done pies, we've done have we done toasted sandwiches
and most of them ended up being cheese.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
We have we've done toasted sandwiches, but we've never done
sandwich filling. So there we go three four A three,
or you can send us a message on your talk back.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Lad's got to be there, sure, oh Lad?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Mattie Jeremy Wells the maiden Cherry shirt six City two
on the mat in.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Jerry shod time for the latest years head lines because
Luckson was on his way to Washington. He left last
night for the annual NATO summit. He's hoping to meet you,
as President Joe Biden. While he's there, Angry protesters in
Barcelona sprayed tourists with water guns, telling them to go home.
The group march down the streets with messages like you
are not welcome here, claiming tourists are pushing up the

(06:38):
prices of everyday items.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ah right, okay, so forgive me. You've been to Barcelona, Jerry, Yeah,
tourists pushing up the price of local items.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'm not sure. I haven't been for some time, but
last time I was there, I've got to say what
what a city Bucela is really and what kind of
way city?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
When your eyebrows go up like that, assumed that it's
something to do with maybe the local women.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Is that what you're applying? Well, I just think that man,
she Blelonna is one of the great places on earth. Yeah,
but why Jerry is Well, that's my question. Just one
of the Blelona know, yeah, yeah, but why is it
one of the greatest places on earth? Jerry? But Barthelona,
it's the best looking people you'll ever say. Okay, there

(07:25):
we go, and Lulu Soon maybe an unknown qualifier heading
into the Wimbledon quarter finals tomorrow, but now she's researching
her next opponent as the world number one hundred and
twenty three lots to continue her remarkable run and make
the Semis.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
That was huge yesterday, Jerry. Did you watch any of
this game? And if not, I don't blame you. Neither
did I because it was going on during the radio show.
But that was an exciting news yes today for Lulu Soon.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Ah, I'll tell you what New Zealander and the finals
of Wimbledon. That is sensational.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
And you know what else, if she gets through to
the next round, she's going to gout two hundred and
from one to fifty three. She already stands to make
three hundred and seventy five grand.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Wow, that's great.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
The Matting Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Now as it happens, and as happens quite often to
the Warriors in the NRL. The head of Football, Graham
Annesley has said that it was unacceptable that the bunker
mister penalty that cost the Wars a shot at goal
against the Bulldogs on Saturday night. I mean, if you
miss the incident here, it is on the acc So

(08:29):
Timmari Martin goes out, Oh, it's a massive shoulder judge.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
That could be a head that should be ten in
the bid the way that they've been officiating it this year,
that could be.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
A penalty to the Warriors.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
This Jame and Sam had some it's some late shoulder judge.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh did he say no illegal contact? There is a
legal contact, as Die Henwood and the pantsman Joe Harrison
commentating there. So if the kick had have gone over,
then the Warriors would I've been in front? Correct me
if I'm wrong? Fourteen twelve? Is that right?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
With five minutes left in the game.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
So eventually they lost thirteen twelve and golden point to
the Bulldogs. Okay, so what is Graham Annesley saying about it?

Speaker 7 (09:13):
The real question here is should this have been penalized
on fuel And the answer to that is clearly, yes,
it should have been not because it was high, but
because it was late, and I know this was a
critical time of the game. The bunker did review the incident,
but they didn't give due regard to the issue of lateness.

(09:36):
So we think this is a miss by the match officials.
It's unacceptable. But that's what took place.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Graham Ansley there is he's in charge of the officials,
Graham Annesley, who does a lot of apologizing to the Warriors.
It turns out okay.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
So just to clarify there, he's saying that the bunker
on the on Saturday night decided I was focusing on
the wrong thing, focusing on the height of the teckle,
not the fact that the tackle was in fact late,
And that's what should have been pinned about the whole situation,
was that this teckler was clearly so very late.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Why can't they check both?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh man, I don't know, Jerry, why.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Can't they check both? Bruta? You you know, why can't
they check both?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
The way that he was talking, it almost sounded like
they had a specific amount of time to check and
they were just checking to see if it was high
and kind of ran out of time and went no penality.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, what else are they doing in the bunker? So
they got to go and have a tea break or something.
What else are they doing other than like they're not
actually watching the game live, they're watching bits that they
need to watch.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
The other thing is, I don't know about you, but
if someone's head flies at my head so hard that
they break their jaw and I'm splitting teeth out, that
to me says it's kind of high.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
So how they also said no high contact.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, there was plenty of time because there was a
there was a break and play at that stage, he's
a break and a jaw. Yeah, no, that's that's unfortunate.
But Gray Mannestley, I mean he's done the right thing.
He's coming out and apologized they made a mistake.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I didn't hear him say sorry. I didn't her.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Is it really his job to say sorry?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Though?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
He's just admitted the fact that you know we got
it wrong, and you know we did get it wrong.
This is what we got wrong. This is where we'll
fix it next time, hopefully. But it just feels like
the worries of about three years ago, when we just
make that this would go on every single week, and
it would wake up on a Monday and have to
deal with Graham and Isley telling us how they got
it wrong.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
So you mean they're going to give us the two
points because they're sorry. Is that what's going to happen?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, it doesn't work out. So Samon got a two
game ban. Well, he's offered a two game band by
the Match Review Committee. I see for that late shot
and Anestley disappointed with Bunker official Adam G whose main
concern was whether the contact was high. Yeah, Adam G.
But that reef as well. Every time that ref turns up,
that ref that looks like it looks like an egg

(11:53):
on legs. Every time the egg on legs turns up,
something weird happens. This is the Manton Jerry Show radiohading him.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
What is Jerumy The Met and Jerry Show Time four.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
The Wonderful World of Mermaiding.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, I know it sounds like a maneuva in the
bedroom mermaiding, but it's not.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
It is, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's a real thing. It might be a maneuva in
the bedroom too. Actually, here is a three year old
Tyler Turner from Wales who works as an attendant in
a swimming pool, explaining it.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Remember like coming home one day and I three my
keys on side. I was like, oh, that could be
in an adult. All I want to be was a mermaid.
And then like this light bulb went off in my
head and I'm like, oh my god, I wonder if I could.
So I started like google limits and I was like,
oh wow, I feel at home. It's so weird because
you wouldn't think that, but that's what it feels like.
It feels like hypeme home. It's just ephori. That's the
only way I can describe.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
It feels like you've come home. Really wearing a mermaid tail.
That's what mermaiding is. Wearing a mermaid tail. It feels
like you've come home.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's very judgy of you.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
How can you come home you're just sitting in it.
I mean, if you're at home, if you have come
home and you're wearing a mermaid tail, then it would
feel like you've just come home. But if you're just
sitting there wearing a mermaid tail, that probably makes you
feel like a mermaid.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Maybe she just felt like she never really had a place,
and once she got that mermaid tail on, got in
the water. She felt like she'd come home.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Can someone explained to me what ismaid mermaiding? I don't
really understand other than just looking like a mermaid, what
this is.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well, it's just wearing a mermaid tail, so we you sly,
you slip on the side.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's like a dress, I guess, is what it sounds like. Yeah,
it's a dress.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
But at the end of the dress, instead of having
an open bit where you can have your feet walk around, sure,
it's a closed bit with a fin, so you can
you can lie around on the side of a pole
and look like a mermaid, and you can swim with
it too, and you kind of dolphin like what a
dolphin like that?

Speaker 9 (13:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, you do a dolphin swim? You know where you
dolphin swim? Dolphin?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Ca Do you walk around with it all day or
not walk? Do you kind of slither around with it
all day? Or do you cook your dinner? And that
kind of thing. Is this lady with her name Tyler
Turner from Wales who's sounds slightly.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Crazy by the way, but I'm not going to judge it. Hey, yeah, nice,
she had chronic depression.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh okay, well I did not Okay, I did not
know that she's chronic depression.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Now I feel bad.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I was going to get to that part of the
story a little later on. And since she was being
wearing a mermaid tail, she has felt a lot better
about things.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, that's fantastic. I was not aware of that information. Okay,
I just thought she might have looked like a little
bit of a tet swimming around the lounge. No, no,
that's what I was judging it.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well, she would feel like if she's swimming around the
lounge and she because why the hell she got a
swimming pool on her lounge?

Speaker 10 (14:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Why that a long jerry.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
There's a global Mermaid Championship, Meshy. Sure that started in
twenty nineteen where people just mermaid around on the side
of pols and then they judged. But it's a way
of life. For her opinion, it's just a whole bunch of.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Crazy people looking the hook up.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Isn't it really that? Well, to be fair, my daughter,
when she was younger, someone bought her a mermaid tail.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh, I love her.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
For her birthday and she had this mermaid tail, and
I can tell you that was the most pop a
pool toy at any pool party ever the mermaid tail.
Well for like grown adults as well, No, not so
much for that, but young girls it was there were
there were fights, not fights, but there were definitely arguments
over the mermaid owl. Who's wearing the mermaytil at any

(15:15):
given time?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, my daughter also had a mermaid tail. That awkward
thing for us is that we found that she couldn't
just crawl along on the concrete of the swimming pool
with the mermaytail, so I had to carry her around
everywhere and then throw and then throw her into the pool.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's what I feel like Tyler Turner from Wales is
going to have to deal with is the same thing.
If she's expecting to be able to wear this tail
every day, just doing her everyday activities, and then she's
going to run into a few problems like having to
be carried around like your daughter.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Wrout it.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh, I'll carry Tyler Turner around just to were the photos.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh okay, you stay away from Tom Turner.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Look at Tyler Turner. There, she's got quite something going on. Okay,
it doesn't seem to depressed. Now, the mat and Jerry's
coming up after seven o'clock. We're looking for the four
pillars of sandwich fillings. This is on the back of

(16:06):
Ruder coming across a book from eighteen sixty with recipes
in it, and one of the recipes was one of
the craziest recipes I've ever heard of. My life was
a toast sandwich, a toast sandwich, so I had a
slice of toast inside of a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Would it be so hard for us to get some
toast sandwiches up in this birch this morning?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Well, it's interesting, actually, my daughter used to call it
a toast and sandwich. She thought that it was She'd
never have seen the word obviously written when she was
four or five, and she thought it was a toast
and sandwichond we have a toast and sandwich today, Oh, toast,
toastand sandwich, and it sort of makes sense. So looking
for the four pillars. You can vote on three for
it three oh eight hundred hedeche, or you can send
us a message on your talk back conection. Speaking of

(16:50):
my daughter, I've got a story that I need to
tell at some stage, I need to maybe change the
identities of people so as not to run onto any trees.
How many people are dealing with for this story Jerry one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven protagonists.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, so, and one of those protagonists is your daughter. Yes,
so you can't change that name. We're stuck with her.
We're stuck with mischgir yep. But the other six can change?
Do you think for there?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
For yeah, I think so, I think, Well, I know me.
I'm I'm happy to put my name out there. Said.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
That's another Are you another protagonist in story as well?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
So there's three outs yep. There's a few protagonists in
that hugo as well. I'll check them in there. My son,
can I offer some advice? Is one of the producers
of this show.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
I want to hear the word allegedly used quite often,
and also the phrase not the real name.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Okay, sure, I'll do that. This is the Matten Jerry Show.
Ready you had again? Well, let's start jig day line
and from.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Six until nine.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Jim well me.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Lass slashing and Jim ll me no.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Debbie Willers on the Matt and Jerry Share This Morning Tuesday,
the night July twenty twenty four, Mats away on holiday
and so we've got Ruder and MESHI in the studio this.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Morn morning, Jerry, and welcome back. Of course, your first
day back after five days off. Crook is a dog mate.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's nice to be back. I wasn't that crook, to
be honest. But I did have COVID. Yeah, I did
have COVID, but this morning I've done TIS and I
am negative. I'm a strong negative.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
You're lucking good. You're lucking good, mate.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Thanks very much. Yeah, it turns out COVID nowadays more
like a cold. Well, my version of it was anyway,
and kind of bad at night, bad in the morning,
but apart from that, not too bad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
What do we got coming up on the show?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Jerry?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Please like me coming up?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
In fact, you're going to share a story messhe because
you want to ask a question, and I think it's
a good question to ask, and I think it's a
good time to do it, Okay, because at school holidays,
so no one's going to be driving their kids to school.
Oh good point. Yeah, And the question involves humor and
the beads. Is there a place for it? Is there
a place for human in the bedroom and there's a

(19:06):
young man, you know, what are you twenty four? Measuring?

Speaker 9 (19:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's right, making your way through life. You got a
big decade ahead of you, a big what big decade
ahead of you?

Speaker 6 (19:15):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
So every Tuesday we look for the four pillars of something,
and this morning we're looking for the four pillars of
sandwich fillings. That's because a recipe and a book from
eighteen sixty one that was trying to help people who
are sick.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, invalids. They were trying to help invalids that couldn't
get a good meal down them. And so what they
did was they put three pieces of bread together, the
middle one a little bit toasted, cooked in some form
of lard with salden pepper to taste delicious.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It was kind of a French toast with sandwich on
the outside of it.

Speaker 11 (19:49):
Really.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh yeah, no, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Of but instead of putting your eggy bread in there,
it's got your lard in it, because it's eighteen sixteen,
and that's what they used to do in eighteen.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Sixteen and eighteen sixty yeah, nonetheless.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, there. Look, they were looking to try and get
calories as many places from as many places as they
can in those days.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
And what was their name, Beaten Yeah, there was something
about that name that was Isabella beat On.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Isabella Beaten is a Bella Beaten. No, it's not anyway.
You can vote on our eight hundred hard AQ center
texture on three four eight three. Well, we can send
us a talkboat message on the iHeartRadio app and we
will announce the four pillars of sandwich fillings before nine
o'clock this morning. Having looked some early texts, I've been

(20:34):
eating bread sandwiches since the early nineties since this texture
with double ow as their ending.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, first of all, textan, I mean this with all
due respect, how old are you because since the early
what was there? Early nineties?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Nineties?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Early nineties? Sorry I read I heard that as nine hundreds,
and I was thinking, God, that's a very long time.
But no, early nineties makes far more sense.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I mean, bread sandwiches aren't all sandwiches. Bread sandwiches simply
leave a slice of bread in between two other slices.
If I was feeling creative, I would eat the crusts,
then roll the filling into a solid dough ball and
eat that.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, we'll hang on text. It sounds a lot like
you're just having three bits of bread back to back
to back. Yeah, I don't know if that's a bread semi,
I respect it.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
So that's the bread sandwiches opposed to the toast sandwich,
because they're apparently quite different things.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, as you'd expect, here's some suggestions for fillings. Cheese
and onion, yes, ham, cheese and mustard, sure, roast chicken mayo,
you know, blch No, Look, those are different types of sandwich.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I see what's going on here? Is this a fantastic
four sandwiches you've you've sent in the text, But that's
not you know, an individual ingredient on the inside, is it?
Because what you've done there is your four pillars of sandwiches,
not four pillars of sandwich inserts.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
That's right, fillings, and that's going to be the SERTs.
That's going to be the difficulty for us this morning.
So are we picking four different things such as cheese
as one?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Onion is one? Or one going to be cheese and
onion sandwich?

Speaker 12 (22:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
No, we're looking for four different types of sandwich.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
So, for instance, the person that said blt, they've burned
three of the pillars.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, that's exactly right, right, Yeah, Okay, you could say
that bacon is a great felling for Sanwiche, and I
believe it is. I think bacon is a delicious filling
per Sanwiche. I mean a bacon buttery where you just
get two bits of white death, heaps of butter, and
then chucks of bacon, crispy bacon in between. Her What
could be better?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, funny you should say that, what could be better?
A lot of oats on three for three, Jerry coming
through for the luncheon, and tomato sauce White Death semi,
which is just a real hot favorite here in.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
This beautiful country house. God, that takes me back. So
you'd get the one.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
You get the White Death and then you just chuck
a whole bunch of Tommy sauce on that bad boy.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Would you butter it?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, you gotta butter, Oh margarine or butter.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I don't think it matters too much, but you gotta
have that little layer. I was gonna say fat stick.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
It ends up getting sticky. You lift the luncheon off
it and it will the lunch and almost that the
butter at that point, almost it almost icicles up.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
You also don't want the tomato source to soak through
into the bread.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
No you don't.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
That's why it was a nightmare of taking them to school.
It's because by the time lunch I came around as
a soggy as a biscuit.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, well, the Buttom will protect against that. Excuse me, sorry,
I don't know what you go up to a north canobray.
We were just eating sandwiches of lunchtime, thanks very much.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
The mat and Jerry shows all alone.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
I was on my way.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Thens do much.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
A blis such a pleasant.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
S Blood's time for me to go.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Bottom.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's my work where it Sometimes I'm gonna be so tired.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
When I say go.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Down to save myself. This is last things to go day.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
About that more time is spreading.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
The time has come to be gone.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Go I help me drink a thousand times.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Come to level. All run now now let it now

(25:13):
sit down.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I'm not gonna have my way.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I'm trying to buy my girl.

Speaker 10 (25:20):
Happen this way, man, I'm gonna find the leaves about money.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I tell.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
What's your tale?

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I can't be told.

Speaker 13 (25:41):
My freedom.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I hold you.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
How years ago in days of old, with magic through
the air, in the darkest steps of more.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
My medical so fair.

Speaker 12 (26:06):
But come at the eagle wall, crept up and slipped
away with her her her.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, I didn't let that happened you, I guess I keep.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 10 (26:28):
S set up on the sad.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Don't rid my house, my town.

Speaker 10 (26:36):
Run away? Do you killed my fatn't even got the
pont say.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Searching call my seventeen US seven on the Mana Jerry
Show on radio. How do you? Thanks to Buddings trait.
This morning we're looking for the four pillars of sandwich
filling the dree found a book from eighteen sixty that
had a toast sandwich and you feed to people who
are sick.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Some one of the Texters actually came through and said
that they're well into the bread sandwich just three bits
of bread.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Okay, well that's not a sandwich. That's three bits of bread,
isn't it. I mean, what do we define as a
sandwich here? Because someone's also texting about fairy bread. Will
you accept fairy bread? Because for me, fairy bread is
not a sandwich. That's just a piece of bread with
some hundreds and thousands on top. Oh but by god,
it's good, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
You have a bit of march on top of some
white death, and then you sprinkle some hundreds and thousands
on the top of that bad boy and then you
hon that back.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
That's lovely stuff. It's basically a sugar sandwich.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Could you then put a bread on top of that
and would you allow that to be a sandwich?

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yes, I would accept me, so I would.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
I feel like at primary school one of my friends
actually used to have fairy bread sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Wow, it's really a deep memory has come back to
me and the wow, one hundred percent way happened at
Cambridge Primary School in the mid eighties.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Wow, Cambridge High Cambridge, what Planmebridge Primary?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Well, they were just rifle with Yeah, one hundreds and thousand.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Semis sandwiches, not open fairy bred.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
That's amazing. Way you would have had to have had
butter or margarine to hold the hundreds of thousands, na,
because if you don't do that then they're just kind
of scatter all over the floor.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
From one end of the spectrums to the other. Here, gents,
how do you feel about an egg semi? A lot
of voats coming through for an egg semi, whether that's
with mayonnaise or whether it's like my grandmother used to
do Janet Kenny was a big fan of the curried
the egg semi where she'd get mayonnaise, boiled eggs and
some curry powder, mash it all up, stick it between
some white death and take that on our museum trip
now fancy. Yeah, she was running a high level operation,

(28:43):
Janet Ketty, God rest your soul, but I think she
might have even taken one of these semis with her
to the grave. But how do you guys feel about
an xmigg.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'll tell you what I've come around on the egg sandwich.
I love any ex samwich nowadays as a kid, disgusting,
hated in the eg sandwich. Couldn't couldn't have buyd any xamage,
wouldn't want to go anywhere near an excit.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Because what you can do obviously obviously as you boil
the eggs and then you mash them up with the
masher and maybe a little bit of salt, pepper, some
mayonnaise and the trick there though, guys, Parsley chopped up, Parsley, Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Your party, Parsley. Yeah, okay, so egg definitely, Parsley partially.
The egg definitely is all we're allowing egg. Yeah, as
an ingredient in the in the fillings. Right, yeah, okay,
we've had a question.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
You're on three for eight three, and it's a valid question.
Do all four of these pillars have to be able
to go together.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
In a sami?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
No, but they don't an individual I see what the
why this text is asking this though, because can you
imagine if we came up with the four pillars of
sandwich fillings and then all of a sudden, at the
end of it, we had pretty much what is the
number one goated greatest of all time? Semi okay, and
then you can have those ingredients in there. But maybe
that's just a different thing for another day. Okay, yeah,
but for instance, sorry, I'm really money in the way.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
For instance, this text come through on three for eight
three weird four pillars this morning, guys. But I'll put
and mine cheese, tomato, yes, ham, yep, peanut butter. Could
you make a sandwich out of those?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Oh yeah, peanut butter apart from the peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Hey up next, boys, can we talk about relish? Is
that possible?

Speaker 7 (30:14):
It?

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Just really quickly?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I want to talk about a relish, a horse relish,
because there's going to be one of these pillars. That
has to be a condiment. In my opinion, I'm a
big advocate for having one of these as a moisture
giving substance. I think it's important when it comes to
semis and I love to talk to you about relish.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, well that's the other thing. Do we open it
up into butter? I mean, butter's got to be surely
one of the pillows sandwich fillings.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
But if we lose one pillar to butter, that's a disaster.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
And Mat and Jerry show we'll look for the four
pillars of sandwich fillings this morning. Here's a classic one.
I mean, this makes a lot of sense to me.
Jam marmite and peanut butter, honey.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, hard to argue with that. It is hard to
argue with that, Look, fellas Ruder. Jury is starting to
concern me. What's happening here on three four three? A
lot of texts coming through with some great sandwich fillings,
and I appreciate these texts, but I fear that the
Hedache listener is attempting to make the dream sandwich, not
to find the four pillars of sandwich ingredients. You know

(31:10):
what I'm saying. So people are sitting again like chips, salt, vinegar,
chips and marmite. Now that is a great, semi fantastic sami.
But as realistically the chips and marmite if that's not
a great example, because both of those could be.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
A four pillar of But you know what I'm saying,
But they probably wouldn't be. I mean, you wouldn't think that.
Oh no, they could be. That could be.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, they could be just people sitting through a lovely
sounding sandwiches just does not result in the four pillars
of sandwich ingredients.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I think it's important to distinguish that we're not looking
for the four pillars of sandwiches, looking for the four
pillars of sandwich fillings.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Otherwise, the carried egg would be the front runner at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
J Kenny's Janet Kenny's carried egg.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
What about the condensed milk sandwich?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
What are you talking about? We need to lay charges
that person, RaRo sandwich. Oh okay, some of that said
Jeremy's but ack comment feels like we're hitting the the
beard of chips statement that started the twenty twenty three
FISCO on the four pillars of fish and chips. Let's
not go back to that. It does the bed of chips.
We're not putting anything on a beard of anything. All right,
Matt's not here today, there's no bed of anything.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Let's take a break for the next half an hour
on this say, and we'll come back to this after
eight o'clock, Jerry. After seven thirty, can we have a
chat about the situation that happened last night. The story
involves eight protagonists. We understand that four of them are you,
your daughter, your son, and your partner Tulci. We are
unsure of the other four thus far.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Let's just say I found some people in my house
that shouldn't have been there. Matt and Jerry Show Lady,
I had to keep Jerry Wells in.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
The podcast on six until nine.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
That and jerm Sure, Matt Heath Jeremy Wells the Maiden
Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Put you two on the Matten Jerry Show. Time to
lay this newspeaplin. It's another single meter of track was
ever built. But the final cost for Auckland's canceled light
our project is two hundred and twenty nine million dollars
spent that on more than two hundred consultants in companies.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Now this might be a dumb question, Jerry, But just
clarify this for me. So we've spent two hundred and
twenty nine million dollars and just to clarify, I think
I know the answer to this question. Have we got
anything in return for that time?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Not a single thing, not even as the headlines had
not a meeter the track was ever built.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
That's remarkable, But those two hundred consultants in companies, they
got something out of it.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
It's true. Hundred and twenty nine million would be good
to have that, now, wouldn't it. A mum's call to
bange string bikinis at a public pool in New Plymouth
has divided opinion with something women should be free to
wear what they want. Amen. Amy Dixon has petitioned for
the ban after her eight year old son is exposed
to some g string wearers while he was at a
swimming lesson. First of all, Amy who Dixon? Amy Dixon?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, and then she's come out and said that she's
not happy with the fact that her eight year old
son has been exposed to this yet it's that's right, okay, Well,
can maybe you should ask Amy Dixon? You ask eight
year old son in the car on the way home
out he felt about the situation and something tells me
he might be okay with it.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Should we be fine with the budding? So what about it? Beaches?
What about would Amy Dixon not be taking her son
to beaches? I mean it's New Plymouth, there's not This
beach is a New Plymouth. But there's that kind of
surf beaches. Aren't they not lying around sort of? You know,
some bathing beaches.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
How many bikeannies are sold in New Plymouth?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, not a whole bit.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
We get some stats on that router.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
So last year, if Amy Dixon came up to Auckland,
or god forbid she went to the Goldie or Amy
Dixon should not go to Aussie as all of sake.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Amy Dixon should never look on the internet. Keep your
son away from Australia. Careful. One day your eight year
old son is going to look on the internet. And
NRL has apologized for a missing a call on a
late hat during the Warrior's Golden Point loss to the Bulldogs.
They will describe it as unacceptable. Jamin Selman has seven

(35:00):
has handed a two game band for dangerous contact Ontomato
Martin for an effort to pressure a field goal attempt. However,
he's out for five weeks of the broken jaw. Anyway,
we played out of teeth, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
We played this audio earlier in the show, but we
should do it once more. This is Graham Mansley. I'm
talking about the incident that did occur in the Bunk
on Saturday night.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
The real question here is should this have been panalized
on field? And the answer to that is clearly yes
it should have been. Not because it was it was high,
but because it was late and I know this was
a critical time of the game. The Bunker did review
the incident, but they didn't give due regard to the

(35:41):
issue of lateness.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
O gam Well, that's that doesn't how to worry his
fans feel about that? They be gutted. That doesn't help,
does it. How many can we get some points for that?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
I'm pretty sure they won't give us any points for that.
And I'm pretty sure he didn't say sorry.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
No, they didn't seem to sorry. And there was there
the Mattingerie show, I've got a as you know, a
teenage daughter, and the other night two nights ago. It
wasn't now not last night night before, I had a
couple of unregistered guests. But that part of it is
probably nothing unusual for when you have teenagers, with teenagers

(36:20):
sneaking around at night, sneaking out, you guys would have
stuck out at night before.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Oh right, okay, So it wasn't you specifically that had
these unregist gifts. It was your daughter that had these
unregisted gifts. Yeah, that's right, Okay, that's right.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
The concept. Yes, I'm not questioning how I'm going to
tell the story because I don't want to land anybody
in any hot waters. I'm not going to name any
names other than obviously that there's my daughter, there's there's
Tulsi's involved, I'm involved, and actually, oddly enough, my son
Hugo was slightly involved as well, and in a kind
of in a way but not really. So what happened
was I heard this rumbling noise. I was like, it

(36:55):
sounded like a door it opened somewhere. This is I
was coughing. Actually I woke myself up coughin because I've
been away sick.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
So was this the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
This is the middle of the night. This is about
twelve thirty one o'clock in the middle of the night,
and I thought to myself, it sounds like someone's left
a door open outside. Maybe it's the door to the
outside room. Because it's banging. I thought that's unusual. There
was no wind, so you you woke up just to
clarify to hear something banging. Yeah, I woke up. I
woke up and there's a bit of a banging noise,
and I thought, this is unusual.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
But with doorter, I can imagine this being slightly traumatic
for you.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
But yeah, you know, I'm I was okay with the banging.
I just thought, maybe someone's left the door a jar
or something. Okay, okay with it. So then I just
let it go. And then I heard a bit more banging.
I thought, okay, I thought this NOI is going to
annoy me. I'm gonna go outside and make sure it's
not this outside door. So I went outside. It wasn't
the outside door. I thought, that's that's weird. Okay, I
might just go downstairs and just we're my kid's sleep.

(37:48):
I just I might just go and check what's going
on down there. So I went downstairs and as I
walked towards my son's bedroom, I saw that there was
light coming. It was like the curtains had been pulled,
so I thought, that's a bit unusual. I definitely pulled
those curtains closed. I like to get them closed so
the light doesn't wake them up too early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Is the banging still going on as you're walking down
I guess the banging stopped at this point. All you
can see is the light coming out of or coming
around the curtains in Hugo's room.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, ok, bangings banging stopped. Walked in and then I
noticed that Hugo's door to the outside. His room has
a door that goes to the outside of our house,
and it was a jar, and I thought, no, that
is unusual. Someone's been out this door since I locked
it before when I put Hugo to bed, and I thought.
And then as I was standing in my bare feet,
I thought, I felt moisture on the carpet, and I thought,

(38:35):
if someone's been in this door, someone's happened in here.
So then I thought Hugo must have gone out. That's weird. Okay.
I closed the door and it makes quite a bang
when you close it, but stuff apparently yep, And then
locked it pulled the curtains back, and I thought, hmm, okay,
I thought Musch just snuck out. So then I walked

(38:56):
down to her room. No, she was in her bed,
and I thought, okay, okay, something weird's gone on here.
And to do that I needed to turn on a
light that was in the laundry, just just to get
a little bit of light on the situation. But what
I didn't want to turn on their things. And then
I walked back and I thought, I just want to
maybe go and check if Hugos and bit Maybe he
wasn't me, So I walked back to Hugo's room. As

(39:18):
I was exiting Hugo's room, I looked to my right
and there were two kids. Oh yeah, sitting on the couch.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Two kids, one of them with a hood up over
as this is there? Two am in the Welles house okay,
one am in the Wales household. So we're in Hugo's
room and.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I said what, I said, what did you do doing?
And and the guy goes, oh, nothing, just chilling.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Was there a little bit of fight or flight going on?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Was raised? Yeah, it gave me such a fight, So
he said, just chilling. I said, okay, well I'm aware
of that, mate, But firstly, who are you? Because I
didn't know who he was, And I said who are you?
And why are you sitting down here on this couch
and he's He's like, well, Mischka invited us in. And

(40:13):
I was like, okay, all right, I need to go
and wake up Mishki here, so we should take a
break at this moment. I'll come back because this is
at the beginning of it. Yeah, things, things, Things took
some turns from here.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
So just to clarify, Mishka was asleep with these.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
And that and Jerry show so sharing a story that
happened to me a couple of nights ago. I think
we'd got to the point where I heard a noise.
I went downstairs down to the where the kids sleep,
and I had come across two random people sitting on
a couch downstairs, staring at me, and I asked them
what they're doing, And then one of the young men

(40:52):
who was there said, just chilling and.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
An important detail. If you are just joining us for
the first on this morning, this was one am. Did
you miss one am? You found these two strangers that
you've never seen.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Before, Is that right? At this stage, I couldn't see
who they were because it was dark. Weird. One of
them had a hot up sure, kind of hod rat vibe.
So I said, what are you doing? Just chilling? Why
are you just chilling? I said, that's an important question
for me. Why are you here? And because I don't
know who you are? And I introduced myself, then introduced themselves,

(41:22):
and then I said, so, what's going on? Well, your
daughter invited Miska invited the son. I was like, okay,
that's interesting. I need to go and have a chat
to her. So then I when I had a chat to.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Her, well, interestingly, because you found these boys in your
son's room, didn't you know?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
They're in the They're in the kind of the middle
room between the kids rooms. Okay, so like a like
a second lounge kind of vibes, and so they're sitting
on the couch there. But it was weird because they
were they were silent. That seemed me come past twice.
I got past the wise, but they were in the dark,
so I didn't see them.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
So they were chilling, but they weren't watching Netflix.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
No, they were sitting They're taking their shoes off, you know.
So then I went and I Mosca was pretending to
be asleep, so chatted to her, saw what was going on.
She'd say that that turned up anyway. I went back
to the kids. I said, Okay, you've got a couple
of options here. I don't mind if you stay here.
If you where are you meant to be? They said, oh,
were just sort of hanging out. I said, okay, you're

(42:14):
not You're too young to be hanging out. Okay, this
is not good. And it's a Sunday night and it's
one in the morning. I said, either I'm happy to
take your home or you can stay the night here.
But if you're going to stay the night here, you
need to stay the night here. If I'm going to
extend the hospitality of you staying here, then you need
to say I don't want you staying and then sneaking
off somewhere else. Right, And then they said, okay, well

(42:37):
we'll go home. I said, okay, well let's get your home.
So one in the morning I got changed. There's a
couple of kit taxster coming in. Was Jerry neud during
the teenage Canter. No, Luckily I wasn't because I was sick.
I was wearing pajamas for the first time in years
and years, because normally I would.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Have been and that that's an important point here as well.
Jerry at the time was sick with a fever and
a cough and also then had to deal with this
in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I had COVID and I was quite aware that I
was taking I was taking these kids in my car,
but what was the other option?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
So you just drove them home at one am? And
that was the end of those two young gentlemen that
came into your house.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, it wasn't. That was not the end. That was
not the end, Meshy. So I said, it was your house.
And then they said, they said, well, my parents are staying.
They're having a staycation in this particular hotel in town.
And I said, are you sure and they said yes,
And I said, okay, well I'll drop you there. Are

(43:35):
they going to be okay with that? Years they are okay?
Cool course, so I dropped them they. I said, you're
not going to go anywhere else? Are you want to
drop you here?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
No, we're not okay, So drop them off. And then
I waited when they went in, and I thought, I'm
going to wait here for ten minutes and just seek
outside just to make sure they don't come back out again.
I waited for ten minutes, I didn't come backut I thought, okay,
well that's the end of that. Go home, went home.
Tolzy then said to me, you just drop them off there.
It just got stuck into me, and so they might

(44:02):
have left. They might be wandering around at that point.
Because phones now have tracks tracking things around Snapchat, you
can work out where people are. And so at that stage,
one of their people who was more known to me
than the other person who I didn't know, I could
see that that person that left that particular hotel, and
they were now wandering around in town. It's like Tozzy said,

(44:24):
I can't and all conscious they have these kids warnering
around in town.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
So as we speak, the entire Wells family is up
and Adam, we're all up, yeah, the lights. We're all
up two in the morning having an investigation to try
and track these two fellas down that have clearly not
stayed where you drop them off to. They've just used
you as a private taxi private taxi service, right, well.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, and so then so then Tozzi goes, I'm just
going to find them, so Tozzy then drives and the
car goes and she does find them, and they said,
now we're going we're taking you back home. She took
them home, Oh my god, to their house. At that point,
I job done. Everything's fine, going back home in the morning.

(45:05):
Checked again. They wasn't their home at all. They've gone
back into town again. I'm going back to it again.
I'm taking them home. This time.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
You've been got mate, the young bucks.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
The funniest thing is the last time she picked them up,
she wound. She pulled up beside them again and they said,
I'm not you again.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Leave these kids alone, man, not you again.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Just keep coming back.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Tell me that was the end of those two young gentlemen.
Is that the end of that story?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
And then she took them home? Was the end? That
was in the in the morning.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Why the drama tell you what? It's not a lot
of sleep going on that night.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
So is everyone okay, everyone's safe, everyone's doing all right?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Your daughter? Yeah, everyone was fine. He goes, okay, everyone
was fine. Someone was texting the stories like reading the
ingredients on a punishing vegan and shady meal. It's a
long story. Wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I love story. I want to hear that story again.

Speaker 8 (46:02):
And listen to that.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
And Jemy here's some new SQUI high level check.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
On Wedday.

Speaker 13 (46:13):
Siwait, I just.

Speaker 10 (46:16):
Want to hear Jevy and.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Nice Eadie coming this morning on I'm the Mat and
Jerry Show. Tuesday, the ninth of July twenty twenty four.
Mets away on holiday for the week. We got Mashy
and Ruder in this morning. It's been fun.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Oh, having a good morning out. Well you're back for
the first day and a few you've been off with
the Lurgie, so it's nice to have you back.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Jerry. Yeah, it's good to be back. I've enjoyed it.
Now later on Mashi, I'm looking forward to this. You're
going to talk about humor in the bedroom, whether there's
a place for it.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Well, this is the thing. I understand it in the
school holidays now, so this week we can maybe have
a couple of conversations that we wouldn't usually have. But
I was witnessed to something that happened and then in
the bedroom like you've explained there over the weekend, and
I realized I don't have a lot of room for it.
But I'd just like to ask you and Ruder a
couple more experienced campaigners around this topic.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
We are we are, we are far more experienced than you,
Meshi with both Ruda and I, I mean, you're just
a child really when it comes to this sort of stuff.
So we'll definitely be able to help you out with
any questions that you have around this.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Oh I, well, thank you for being so generious at
the time, because, like you say, very experienced and great edit.
So it'll be good to get your your knowledge.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Very good at it. Yeah, absolutely, I think to do
some coaching. Actually, yeah, well we'll cotch you. We'll hold
your hands with this one.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
And Matt and Jeri show, so.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
We're going to get into Mashi talking about hure in
the bedroom and whether there's a place for it. So
get ready there, hold your horses on that one. But
right now, let's deal with the four pillars of sandwich
filling something that we're talking about because Ruder came across
a book from the eighteen sixties, a recipe book which had.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Sandwich toast, toast, sandwich sandwich, so you got your two
pieces of bread and then in the middle eight apparently
it's better if you get a thinner slice of bread,
you season it with salt and pepper, maybe right up
in a bit of lard, because that's what they did
in the eighteen sixties. And you got yourself a toast sandwich.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well, I did have a bit of flavor if it
had larder. Yeah, you know, I don't think I've large.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I don't think I've ever had lard.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, I don't. Not a lot of votes coming through
for lart because we're looking for the four pillars of
sandwich fillings and not a single vote for lard.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Now, fellas we are halfway through the show. Well, we're
halfway through discussing the four pillars of sandwich fillings, and
it's been an issue that we've discussed all mornings, all morning.
The kind of insight we're getting around this on three
for eight three is people suggesting their favorite sandwiches. And
I'm not opposed to that. I appreciate what you're doing,
but keep in mind, we're looking for the four pillars
of sandwich ingredients that's right on the inside of the sandwich.

(48:40):
What are the four quintessential things to go in a
semi And I don't think suggestions like what we're getting
here about a pickled veg of cold meat, some condiment
and a big iceberg lettuce. That's a great semi for you.
But as four pillars and maybe actually that text thre
is but.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Well, your four pillars don't need to make up the
perfect sandwich.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Okay, you've just said what I was trying to say
in about three and a half minutes. There you said
that in five words.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yes, oh yeah, so the but it might be say
but yep, it might be say vigimine. Sure, it might
be marmite, it might be ham.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah. Someone suggested raisins on a sandwich, wow, which I
think would be interesting.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Okay, that's novel. I mean, we're not looking for the
four pillars of novel sandwich and greenis Yeah, no, because otherwise, yes,
that would be something. I mean I read this morning.
One of the ideas was a milo sandwich. No, I've
never heard that before. How are you what?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
You're just putting milo powder? And I said, that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
What about this?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
This suggestion is coming through via the talkback function. You
can get involved by pushing that microphone button via the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
But listen to this one.

Speaker 9 (49:42):
Morning lads, four pillars of sandwiches that would have to be.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
What death butter, bacon, tomato, sauce on that one? Okay, no,
that ca There is a great New Zealander, there's no
doubt about that. But that misses the point slightly. So
bread cannot be the sandwich cannot be one of the
fillings and bread, I mean there was the bread, but

(50:10):
it's not going to be one of the four pillars.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I don't believe. So there's not enough votes for it
to be good.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
But that's what I was.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
That's what I was talking about earlier as the idea
of Oh, I really appreciate people suggesting their favorite semis
that this caller obviously loves a bacon sami or a
bacon buttery is what I know it as. But it's
just not the four pillars of sandwich ingredients?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Is it? Can we lock in butter as one of
the pillars? I mean, will that beck? Is that locked on? Now?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Are you looking at locking something early?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Well, lock in butter. I just don't want to get
into this, into this on a bed of situation that
we had. Remember twenty twenty three, we were looking for
the four pillars of fish and chips. I just don't
want to get into that situation.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Okay, well we can lock in butter if you want butter.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
But what about for those that use the margarine more
than butter?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Alibi, they can piss off. Okay, what about your nutlegs.
You can give me your nutecks or whatever. Is it
nuty x that the vegans run get.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Out of your nuts? No, not my nuts, very nuttys. No,
not these nuts taking No, we're not going to nut eggs. Okay.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
The Mate and Jerry Show this morning looking for.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Four pillars of sandwich fillings. This is because Ruda has
discovered a recipe for a toast sandwich and a recipe
book from eighteen sixty one.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
It's an interesting thing to say. It's a recipe, though,
isn't it, Because it's basically saying, hey, put this bit
into a toaster, make it a bit warm, and then
check it between two other bits of bread.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah, precisely. So you can give us a call eight
hundred hedeki and suggest your four pillars of sandwich fillings
like Calvin's done. Good morning, Calvin, welcome to the.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
Show, Good morning, thank you, thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
What are your suggestions Calvin.

Speaker 9 (51:42):
Look, I think toasters is always a good way to go.

Speaker 12 (51:45):
You know.

Speaker 13 (51:46):
My idea might go to sometimes you or salam allas
and I'm gonna add butter on the whole, butter on
the outside.

Speaker 9 (51:59):
The boys important.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Okay, So we the middle part there, Calvin. But I
think you said I think you said butter. Was it
cream cheese? Was that what you said?

Speaker 9 (52:10):
Yeah, cream cheese or sour cream, one of the two.
It's a little bit of business than there. You know,
you've got to mix it up a.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Little bit, okay. And then misculine. So so you're looking
at not misculine, the type that you take to to,
you know, hallucinogen. You're talking about the actual salad greens.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
Yeah, I mean that's pretty spride too.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Interesting in the sandwich, Yeah, magic mushroom sandwich. And and
what was the other ingredient that you had in there?
We had alarmies ALARMI yeah, have your proteins in there.
I like that, Calvin. Thanks for your suggestions. We'll check
that in and those votes will be counted. We will
announce the four pillars of sandwich fillings before nine o'clock

(52:51):
this morning. So here, someone says, mayo must be in there.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
I mean, the condiment world is a world that we
haven't quite yet dived into because there's so many condiments
that could be one of the four pillars. You've got,
I don't know, your sweet chilli sauces coming through and
three for three, your Tommy sauce, Tommy sauce peered with
your luncheon is a big a lot of oats coming
through for that. You've got your mayonnaise, obviously, You've got
your aoli. You've also got butter, which is unfortunately competing

(53:16):
for that condiment spot, whether we like to admit it
or not. Fellas, Yeah, I feel like they are competing
for the same spot.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
And I also like this text that's come through as
well that says I want to lock an egg simply
because of the fact we talked earlier the kind of
egg that you can have. We mash it up and
maybe put curry powder with it. But they've said fried
with a little bit of runny yolk.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Oh oh yeah, okay, Yeah, that is quite good. I mean,
that's quite nice as to bacon an egg sandwich in
that situation, And is there much better? Is there anything
better than a sandwich in a bacon butty sandwich. I
mean so much involved in it, such a difficult sandwich
to put together, will fry the bacon forever, it takes forever.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Bacon does to take a long time to cook. Are
you putting a new and your bacon buddy, I.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Mean, I'd have it happily, but no, I'm lazy. I'll
just go two pieces of white death. Yeah, but had
really heavily sure heaps of tomato sauce, and then I
chuck some reasonably crispy bacon in there. Did you just
say the phrase reasonably crispy, reasonably crispy, not too crispy,
not carcinogenic, just a little bit crispy.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Text here, we're not worried about the effects that the
bacon sandwich may have and Muslim countries.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
We can't be worried about that. I think if we
get focused on that sort of stuff, ruder, it's going
to be a problematic. Four pillars slippery slope, very slippery slope.
And Matt and Jerry show mass you had a very
important question that you want to ask us and involves
very important. It involves human in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Hmm, that's right. I had an incident over the weekend
and involved. First of all, I should say that the
next kind of four minutes might we might have to
dance around this issue a little bit because I understand
that there could be kids in the car. I also
understand that it is school holiday, so the chances are smaller.
So that's why it's so good to talk about this.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
But over the.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Weekend I sat down with my partner naturally and names
los you guys know who, well do we ever?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
And it didn't lie down with your partner, just sat
down and we.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Had a lot of speed time and we thought, you
know what, let's sit down and watch a movie. So
we started watching a movie and that was all good.
And as the movie progressed, we decided that, you know what,
we're both in the mood for a little bit of something.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I'm loving where the story is going.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah, I know you would, but just look bear with
me on this because I need your advice again. You
know you've you've told me in the past year he
experienced it comes to Yeah, this is the thing, and
this is why it's so good to have you in here.
It's a shame we don't have Deddy in here because
that would be some some more another whole level of
experience that we could do with. But I was going
to ask you something. So the movie was playing. That's

(55:46):
all well and good, and it was a Disney film
for for reference and animated. It was an animated film
to their own What was it? No, it doesn't matter
what what was?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
We need to know what the film?

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I was Frozen.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
So we were watching just happened to be on okay,
but not the point. Okay. We were parked out, we
were looking for something cozy to watch. We were having
dine together, and we decided, you know what, we're feeling
a little bit amorous.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
So we started Frozen.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
We started to hit in that direction.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
So there was you know, a bit of kissing and
that kind of thing. All right, okay, No.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Not here we go.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Have you got any music to set the scene?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I mean, do you want sixy music?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah? I don't care. Okay if you've got something, but
I mean you don't I want to It's sixy enough
the story for me, the way that things are going.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
I don't really have any sixy music, but I'll play
this jazz music that we usually play. So I set
the scene. We were watching Frozen, not really the point
of the story. We've had some food, were starting to
make love, and as we were involved with each other
and enjoying each other's body and bodies.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, right here.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
She began to laugh at something that was happening on
the television. Oh yeah, because Frozen was playing. And then
you might be familiar with O Laugh, who's a small
little snowman and he's quite humorous and Frozen and he
came out and he started making jokes and Lauren and
making making love started laughing.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Now, my question for you guys, as experienced lovers, is
how much time and and and is there room for
humor in the bedroom? Okay, because what I realized is
having a partner looking back at me whilst you know,
we were involved while Frozen was on and O Laugh
was making you laugh at having someone laugh at me

(57:22):
while we make love is not the easiest thing to
go through.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
No, but hold on for a second.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
We need to for me.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
And I don't know about you, Rude. I know you're
very experienced in this kind of area. And yeah, certainly
a very experienced in the in the budoir. But firstly,
you're not in the budoir, are you. Well, we were
in the lounge. No, we were in the bud. Are
you in the boodwe av in the bedroom? Yeah? Okay,
So there's for me, there's three different areas here. There's
the there's the pree coital, there's the there's the coital,

(57:53):
and then there's the post coital. Right, okay, so you're
talking about you're kind of in the you're in the
in the pre right, Well yeah, but we were pre
into coital, we were pre getting into coital. Were you
like we were? We were coital? Okay? For me, I
can just I can tell you straight away. For me,
there is no room for humor coital. Okay. That's that's

(58:15):
the answer. I was looking for maybe a little laugh
in the in the early stages of the pre but
when you're getting into the into the heavy stuff, it's
not funny. You've got to be focused.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Oh, this is serious, and I think I might have
been getting into the heavy stuff jury. And this is
why I had this question for you and maybe three
four three as well. Is there any room for humor
in the bedroom, because I'm feeling incredibly knocked after that weekend?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah, I mentioned you would I and I'm going to
say post absolutely Okay, So there's a lot of humor
post got to be none during zero as you as
I quite Jeremy Well's heavy coital ZERI and pre just
a little bit. It could be early pre. Okay, do
you beat that back?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Firstly, I don't think there's any room for frozen during coitus.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
No, that's a good point. But that's not what I
had to ask you.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Guys about you But you said that during courtus she
was still watching Frozen and laughing at No.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
But it's just hard to It's just she just picked
it up. She heard it.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
You know, I know what was going on, Well, what
was going on? I was watching something while you were
watching something. No, she wasn't watching anything.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
No, don't turn it into that. This is where you
turn it into something. I don't turn it into something.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Picture right.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
You don't need a picture it, Jerry, just try to
picture the situation.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
So, just to.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Clarify, no room in the bedroom for humor.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I'd love to hear from other people though. I mean
the one that successfully cracked a joke from mid mid
lovemaking and then gone on to have successful love making.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
This is what I was wondering.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
There was one time I'm remembering during courtus with my
wife was in New Plumouth and we were getting quite
into it because we've been out at a wedding and
a few drinks had flowed and our heads were going
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Unfortunately, really vivid picture you are painting. Thank you, I
thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Unfortunately her head head butted my mouth, which proceeded to
bleed quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I laughed. She cried, Okay, we might need to come
back to men.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
That's a lovely anecdote there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I'm quite concerned about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
That's a different issue.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah, that is quite a different issue. We're going to
come back to that after the eight thirty. In the headlines,
Madaen Jerry Shore Ready.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
It's Smart and Jey right now Madden, Jerry is Matten, Jerry, Martin.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Jey, Matty Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show Say thirty two,
I'm Jerry Show time for Lotus.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
In headlines, Darlene Tana doesn't think natural justice has been followed.
She's been asked to resign from Parliament after the Greens
received an investigation into alleged migrant exploitation at her husband's business.
Boeing has agreed to a guilty play around a frauding regulators.
The company could pay nearly half a billion Yuis dollars
to avoid prosecution.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
All right, at risk of sitting you off plane, Chet here, Jerry,
because I know you love a plane just as much
of the next as the next man. Quite interesting what's
going on with Boeing at the moment? Isn't it a
bit of a tough place for them? I mean, the
competition is doing quite well at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
The Ebus, yeah, Ebus are doing well and a once
proud company Boeing, Yes, very proud obviously, some of the
greatest planes in the world. At the seven four seven
is a great playing The triple seven is a great plane.
The seven three seven, the original seven three seven, the
seven three seven Max has not been a very good plane.
Oh here we go. But obviously now because of the Airbus,
it's got the the A three to twenty, which is

(01:01:34):
a great plane that in New Zealand operates, sure, and
the A three twenty NEOs. It's it's crapping all over
the seven three seven.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Yep, that's right, Okay, that's good that we've got fro
model numbers out there, Yeah, okay, next to you lie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
And All Black fallback. Steven Pedolfetta is vowing to help
first five Damien McKenzie more and the Second Test against
England this weekend. He says sharing the kicking workload is
a priority for the Test, even park with the All
Blacks haven't lost since nineteen ninety four?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
What are they married? Like, I don't think it really matters.
They don't have to talk about this postgame. Maybe they
can just have this conversation to give there. Why do
they have to Why does Steffan have to come out
and say, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
What my bad?

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I thought he played quite well on Friday on Saturday night?
Was I missing something?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
He played well? He was fine, wasn't he? Yeah? He
played bloody well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I mean Damien mckinziy did have to do a lot.
But don't get me wrong, I mean Damien McKenzie also
could have. Maybe I think the only help that Steffan
Parafider could give Damien McKenzie. He's just one bit of
a stop clotx when converting kecks. No massive issues.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Now, I was terrible, wasn't it. But also you've got
to say too much rugby in her own half too
much terrible cliche, but I know Kieren Reid is talking
to Kieran Reid. He says exact same thing, why too
much rugby in our and half?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
And I assume that's what Stephen Parafit is talking about here,
isn't it is that he's worried he've realized that we
played a lot of rugby in our own half here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Played it too much rugby in your own half? Not
test match rugby.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
And also I was annoyed because firstly, I had a
bit on the tab first scoring play, Yeah, England to
a cack a penalty goal. That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
This was actually you've seen a screenshot through to our
WhatsApp and the Managerie show WhatsApp, and it was quite
an elaborate bit that you had on. But essentially you
had us leading by more than four at the break,
asked us leading between one and seven at the break,
which and then that yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
And then and then I have the first Sorry that
was annoyed about that. Thoughts and prayers. So I haven't
let the taarb odds this weekend. You seally paying a
dollar twenty seven, England paying three dollars fifty, so it's
shortened a bit. It was four dollars something.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
To that first test and that and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
We're talking about humor in the bedroom. The question mayre
she proposed to the panel was can you laugh at
something and have successful love making? Well, that was the question.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Yeah, I was watching Frozen with my partner over the weekend. Again,
how Frozen came on is not the point of conversation.
That's just happened to be on. And there was a
situation where amidst the love making, there was some laughter.
And I realized in that moment that I really struggled
to come back from laughter in the bedroom. And I
was going to ask you, guys, it is more experienced campaigners,

(01:04:04):
you know, can you come back from a laugh in
the bedroom? Can you successfully crack a joke in the
bedroom and then be able to pull it back to
those sensual kind of ways that you'd like things to be.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Yeah, but you're right, there does need to be some
questions asked at some stage. Maybe we can review it
later on, maybe who go to the bunker later on?
Why you were watching Frozen en and why she was
also laughing at Froser? Well, I why she found some
of the jokes, funny and frozen. There's also slightly concerned,
but that's a separate, separate fear. But my as I
pointed out before, I think it's I think there's three
very separate parts of love making. I think that's the pre. Sure,

(01:04:37):
there's the quittal, which is the love making press, and
then there's the post. Look, Jerry, you're the first person
to refer to as the pre love making.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Usually that's the full play. Yeah, people refer to that.
It's full play.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Usually it is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
It's the most you thing, though, to refer to it
as the pre in the post. We have had a
lot of texts on this via three three three, a
lot of correspondence, mainly just talking about how to get
a laugh in the bedroom. So no, that's not my focus.
So there's a person here saying that there was a
workplace that he worked for where they all decided to
go home and yell Harry Potter spells as they were
reaching climax. Now, oh see, that's that's not the pole

(01:05:10):
we're running today. What I'm trying to figure out is
if you can successfully run a joke in the midst
of coitus.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Yeah, Well, this person here via text has said that
they enjoyed calling out the names of ex boyfriends at
climax and thought that was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
That's not funny.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
I don't think the other I don't think the other
party would have found that funny.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
That's a big You're playing a dangerous game there, Oh,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
My lovely partner sometimes laughs at something she finds funny
during the touchy touchy, and I hate it when she
does that. See that's another great See, that's what I'm after.
Someone backing up how I felt on Saturday night when
my girlfriend started laughing at oh, laugh the snowman.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I just concerned that she was laughing at I laughed
the snow man. I mean, I laugh is not That's
a concerning part of the story to me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Okay, turn off the TV. You absolute Helmut.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
She was distracted this text.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
That is a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Clearly you weren't doing great work if she was laughing that.
That's the other thing I would say, really, well, yeah,
because you should be focused. It should be you focusing
on the affections of someone else. What you mean to
be doing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Are you saying to me, Jerry, as an experienced campaigner,
if I put on frozen in the bedroom. Yeah, will
you and Tolci were in Beird Yep, you could guarantee
me that you could keep her undivided attention for the
entire movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You'd hope.

Speaker 14 (01:06:23):
So for an hour and a half you think you
could not get her? Having one half hour and a
half hour and a half when your time for that? No,
when you're right in my age, we've got things to do, mate.
That's that's five to ten minutes now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
But that's how long this film is, is what I'm saying.
So you've got an hour and a half of opportunity
to be laughing at oh laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
So I think I might get you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I don't think you can see You're you're now realizing, Jerry,
as you look at me, as going You're right, this
is hard. What Messi has done here is challenging. To
last an entire Disney film while not making someone laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
You needed to turn it off. I think, as this
textures pointed out, a lot of texts turn it off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I've got an interesting question, interesting point. Fellow broadcaster Jonathan Pryor,
who works in the same building as us, Him and
his wife they've got the TV in their room and
they're always running like a new station like CNN or
BBC or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Right, Okay, are you suggesting that maybe I changed the channel?

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
No, I'm just wondering what would happen if you were.
Let's say, I hope it doesn't, but something like nine
to eleven happened again in the middle of your love making.
Would you breaking news some planes have hit the world
trade scene?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
No, you just get it, get the job done, and
then come back to it. That's you never that far
away from give them the job done. Surely, Well, apparently
that's not the point of the story. Matt and Jerry
Showy Matt and.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
This morning, we're looking for the four pillars of Sandwich Fellings.
Something we do on the Matt and Jerry Shaw every Tuesday.
We look for the four pillars of something and just
put on nine o'clock before the end of the show.
Here is when we announce it. Have we got a
couple of talk bags that have come in? Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
We've got a couple of last minut talkbacks. Do these
count towards the voting gens? Is the questions?

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
They do?

Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
These count?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
They do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Okay, let's go to the first talkback of the morning.
Then it is olive oil, air.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Loom, tomatoes and flesh mozzarella. What there's a hold on
for set? Okay, well we'll count them. Olive oil. That's
the first vote for olive oil, airlin tomatoes and fresh monster.
I mean that's a delicious meal. I mean, sell a Caprice,
isn't it? Caprice? Sell it? Can we just hear that
one more time?

Speaker 13 (01:08:27):
I mean it is olive oil, air loom, tomatoes and
flesh mozzarella.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Okay, he's talking about a Caprice cellar there. That's not
sandwich fillings.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Okay, what about these injury? These up to your standards? Mayo,
baby sponge cheese and handy? Okay, well baby what baby sponge?

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Sponge spech? He's lost the arch part of that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
He's from the South Island.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
They don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Spoinch, Yeah, there's no need for extra consonants down there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
No, I don't know that's the thing. I think spinch
is actually quite a good way to describe it. Okay,
you know those votes, definitely count those.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Can like a final talkback of the morning, then.

Speaker 11 (01:09:04):
The four pillars need to be butter Nana's relish Combe geez,
so sucker on that, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Okay, all right, I would suck on that because that
sounds like quite a good sandwich. But I mean, what's
what that particular talkbacker has described as a beautiful sounding sandwich?
Not necessarily what you'd say are the four pillars? I
wouldn't have thought, because I mean relish, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Well, each to their own, and Nana Nana's relish none.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
The least Nana's relish.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Okay, have we telled those votes, Ruda?

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Are you ready to go? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
I got in just a couple more now, I mean
it didn't make any difference to the ones that we're
already here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Okay, all right, so Ruder, you have telled the votes,
and the four pillars of sandwich pillars has voted by
our listeners this morning. Pillar number one, Cheese, pillar number two, ham,

(01:10:08):
pillar number three, butter, pella number four, Pilla number four.
This is interesting, peanut butter. Okay, and just just to
ping out marmite.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Yeah, and Lettuce is so close let us was there?
Let Us is disappointed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Actually, I feel like Lettuce, luncheon and tomato sauce. We're
about to get together after this one and feel like,
how did we miss out on that?

Speaker 11 (01:10:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yeah, I mean that was a rough one. What a
four pillars that was?

Speaker 11 (01:10:39):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
We had thousands of votes right across the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Oh my god, so many votes. So cheese, ham, butter
and peanut butter, peanut butter sneaking in there. I enjoyed
that hit a marmite. I mean I mentioned and Jam
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Jam was Jam was definitely in the top ten. Yeah,
as was pie pie sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
The pie sandwich was popular also. I saw quite a
few votes coming through for the terminut need sandwich. I know, Ruder,
you're a massive fan of the terminal sandwich and chips. Yeah,
but there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:11:05):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Butter yep, peanut, butter, ham and.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Cheesey there it is the four pillars of sandwich fillings
so good or because Rudy discovered a recipe for a
toast sandwich and from eighteen sixty one that was focused
on how to serve invalids.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Yeah, I'm gonna go rustle one up.

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
That's good for listening to the show. It's been fun.
I have a lovely day to day podcast is out
at eleven am this morning. We'll see you tomorrow. You
have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Radio Highlights pod.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Right now you can listen to the other Daily Bespoke pod,
which you will absolutely love. Anyway, set to download, like, subscribe, write, review,
all those great things.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
Mass and Ruder.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
If you want to discuss anything raised in this pod,
check out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book A Life is
Punishing by Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
He's thirteen Ways to Love the life You've got.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
It's out now get it wherever you get your books,
Just google the Bagger.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Bless, bless, bless, Give them my taste a Kiwi from me,