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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Let's Get busy. You've read the other one.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's the thirtieth of July twenty twenty four. Welcome all
you bespokey dokies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got
a huge one planning for you this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Did you forget that you were meant to do the
let's skip busy there? Or you sort of try something different?
Because I'm really leaning into the.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Busy and I'm not sure what people prefer.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, I got a country official opinion. I hate to
break hearts, skip through it, let's skip through it now.
I'm looking at the analytics here, and most people listen
to the lats skip busy and then switch off and
they go, oh, that podcast that I was listening to
something else. I mean, what's going to happen on a
day like today?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Then when you've given up their kind of energy, those
Let's get busy faithful they're just tuned in for the
let's get busy, going to got it?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The Let's get busy faithful. I love those people. They're
the best of us, true that easily the best of us.
The Let's get busy Facebook.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, the people that only care about the Let's get
busy and they don't care about anything else. No, A
lot of them out there, A lot of them out there.
So Beer and Pied the supreme pile woods do.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Who's going? I can't go. You can't go. I can't go.
My wife's gone away for work.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
And someone has to look after Biddy, the puppy and
the setter that we had fell through, So.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I can't go. When did you get a puppy? Put
it down?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
A couple of a couple of months ago, a couple
of months ago, to beers, I'm the only person that
can train the puppy. Everyone else that nips at their ankles,
nips at their elbows, old around the corner. Here ruder
knows how to control the dog.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Are you boys doing your normal? Announce an award or
something like that. I think we've been dropped. Do you
know why why I got the inside word from? I'm
just what I mean. I'm going to tell you this,
but I tell you this in complete confidence. Okay, you
can't tell anybody that I've told you this. Okay, all right,
all right, So we're going to have to delete this.
(02:18):
Descend the cone of silence. Okay, delete this. We're going
to delete this it's your job. It's because of the
situation that happened when you accidentally were facing the award
towards the people you you had the award around the own.
That was five years ago, and I know, but it's
they finally realized that that. I don't know, it's just
(02:42):
pre covid how long ago that it's taken a while
from back to the head office. Who's hosting the awards tonight?
Good question, Corbett? He does he die? Usually does it?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Doesn't?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It doesn't he he dies? Done it once? Ego Corbett.
They go through remember when homes did it? Yea homes.
He just focused on the muff pie. Yeah, he kepie,
muff pie. That's quite muff. He kept saying the muff
because they used to be called pies. Were called muffs
(03:14):
for a while. Were they really? Yeah? Why were they muff? Muff?
It was a type of I think it was a
type of pie or muff.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
What on earth would have you ever called something like
that a muff?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What would you call the muffa muff? I've just googled
muff pie both Dictionary of sixual terms muff pie or
fur pie. Female. I think I think you've misunderstood. I
think he was running a gag.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, I think it was too I think you're giving
him too much credit. I think he was just making
it an appropriate remark while I'm seeing muff. Yeah, known
as a fuzzbox, Jesus fuzz box.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So it's a peddle mash, thanks very much. It's an
affixed peddle guitar, a muff box, big muff muff.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
By the way, he has been slang for China since
the sixteen nineties because it likens the.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Female on the shop.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
No, this is just this is just apparently why it's
called a muff because it's likening it to a hand warmer.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh yeah, did you know that kind of makes sense?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Dogs that used to they used to have those little
dogs that were warmers. They had them an ancient China
and also in Europe as well. Dogs that would bred
just to sit on women's laps. Lap dogs. Ah, we're
actually to warm people up.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Chihuahua.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I know the chihuahuas were bred to be guard dogs.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
What was what was the muff dog then? Was it
like a pug or something like that?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, like a like a some kind of like a
shitsu or maybe a fluffy like a Maltese, like a
little Maltese sort of thing, quite warm, Probably a toy poodle.
Back in the day. What sort of dog is your
new one?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Beardy Collie cross potentially with Sharpe, not one hundred percent
your shelter.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Dog sharp Pay mixed with a bearded collie. Yeah, wow, looking,
Combo said, story about Biddy the beady Collie.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Actually because unfortunately an older couple originally adopted her from
the pound, took her home and went, oh, it's a puppy,
so we've actually got to do something, kept her for
three days and.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Took her back.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Okay, So she was absolutely terrified.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Of going in the car.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Oh why because she thought I was taking her back
to the pound.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Did she not like the pound? Apparently not? Okay? And
you like it people's heels ever since? Do you like
the pound? Yes? I like being taken to a pound.
Pound down. Well, is it a town? I'm not sure,
it's just whist.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So if I if I tonight when you're in Beard,
I sneak in the window and yell, I'm taking you
to the pound.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Not you. I'd rather not you take me to the pound.
Not the way you drive. Do you know what this is?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
This is a classic example of when you say things
like can we keep it clean? On the Daily Bespoke,
it actually goes to show that it's you because you're
set in silence the last three line. I've been coming
with ship like that now.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But you guys have led me astraight because I wanted
to talk about.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What did you want to talk about? Well, you go,
hot shot?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Who won the Supreme pile? What Suprema pie? What pie
was the Supreme Pie Award win last year?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
What type of pie? I feel like it was a
gourmet a gourmet fruit.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, it was roast duck, onion and mushrooms. Patrick's pies
roast duck, onion and mushrooms pie.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Do we ever taste it? I don't. I don't feel
like I ever tasted it. No, putting roast duck in
a pie, right, duck can be very dry? Yeah, it
can be dry. You gotta get it right. But Patrick
Lamb's fucking genius, isn't.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He DRIs He just is a whole bunch of gravy
in there. So that good thing about pies that you've
got like a lot of gravy that you can add
to like a dry meat. That's why you can put like,
you know, shit steak in there as well, and if
you have enough gravy econdom even.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What he's saying. Who those pies the other day? Did
everyone have a taste of those pints?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
You took those home before I got Did you not
get one at all?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
They got absolutely runched out of the thing by We
came back and they were nearly all gone.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
We put them on the pie warmer. They're nearly all gone.
They got rinsed. Yeah, no, were they good though? Well
we still wounders. Yeah, the weekend winders come aroun them.
But then we week to get a pie. That's all
I thought. You fine your kids with them? Uh? Yeah, yeah,
that was well. I took three.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I want to find out who's bloody hosting these awards night,
because that's gonna be difference between whether I'm going or not,
you know, ah, Because.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It is a bit like that now, isn't it really?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Because I mean if it's I don't know where hang
on and you to think about it not going, it's
they're not of knights.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, but I had a fucking bag one on Saturday night.
I'm still from from mom on was that was that?
Was it a four four forty five or was it
a five point fifteen?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It was a post five Ober five oh five Ober,
because that was the moment when I see it. Hang
on a minute, what the fuck are we still doing
out at five?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You know how many strugglers were there with you at
that point, just about twenty twenty stragglers. There were still
twenty stragglers. Yeah, yeah, right, party, Yeah, good for you,
that's great. Yeah. Were you awake? Were you coming in
and out of consciousness by the search? No, I was.
I was still just cutting a sweet track on the
D floor. Were Yeah, how do you have so much energy?
(08:29):
It seems like an odd time to have a lot
of energy. It was just insiding you be working all
week and getting up early and yeah on life bank.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
By the time you get home, finish up, making love. Well,
seven am, the birds are up, the sun's out.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I actually slept until eleven am, which is a real
record for me these days. That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Got her on the blackout curtains and the complete silence,
and I got up and I thought, ship, my kids
will be kind of wondering what's going on. I've slept
in so long they were still asleep. Bloody teenagers. It's
nothing for a teenager to sleep until eleven am. If
nothing happened. They'll just stat slate.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Especially with phones because they hang out super super late
on your phone. Yeah yeah, yeah, I found out.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Funny and witty MC's for the awards tonight include Die Henward.
Oh yeah, Jeremy Corbett returns this year. Oh yeah, Paul Ego.
So they're doing all.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Of them seven days.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There's all three of them doing it apparently. Is that
why we've been dumped from standing on stage? Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah yeah, Dominic Bowden.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh my god. Hold on, this is the a list
of and last but not least.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Let make sure to leave Lauren at home Pool Holmes.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
No, not Pool Holmes. Can I have other guess this place?
What about one each?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
They're going to get something, going to get I know
there's something something, They'll have to something something, something something.
There's something about those three guys that will make me
suggest that the next person is going to be something else.
Ah Leehart the previous ones over the years, because Leehart
I just saw a picture of him, and these are
all people.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Funny and with the MCS for Awards night include.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
From previous Awards nights because of all that they've all
done it before.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Leehart's currently in Germany.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Ah, so maybe just where it says Jeremy Corbett returns
this year, maybe it's just Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Jeremy Corbett does a bloody good job, good job, good stuff.
Oh my god. He did the Radio Awards this year
as well. He'll get through it. He gets you through it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
He moves things forward, he doesn't puss around. He's got
enoughing r asides and he just does enough material that's
funny and gives you a good time. But he doesn't
overstay as welcome. And yeah, it's never about it's not
about and the jokes that he pushes it towards people
and that are around and about in He's bloody good that
that Corbett, bloody good.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know what, there's something to be said Jeremy Corbett.
And actually Hillary Barry does the same thing. She gets
a lot of the sort of work people just who
it's not about them that I think the MC can
forget sometimes when they turn up and I meant that
they think that the people are there because you're paid
to turn up and do the job right. Yeah, and
you think you have to a whole lot of yourself.
The reality is most people in the room are there
(11:03):
for themselves too, Yeah, and they don't want you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
That's why one I'm done him seeing me, and g
lanees him seeing we just get through it. We just
get through it because we've got a hurry before g
Lane gets too drunk.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well, hold on, you get through it. But before you've
got through it, you've gone a whole lot of very
lude material, alienated nine percent of the audience and potentially
insulted some people.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I'm always surprised with what g lanees is. I'm up there,
We're just getting through it, and then he'll just throw
out a howler.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That's that's so it seems ripples through the audience.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Because if you know, if you hit about the forty
five minute mark when it comes to a gig, as
you fucked, because what comes out of his mouth after
minutes of drinking.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Is just like, well, if we're out of town doing
anc gig, me and him will be in the hotel
room and I'll make a lude joke that's just between
us and when we're doing our prep and I'll think
that was just before us, and then we get on
stage and he thinks that's the prep and he goes
back to the hotel room material in front of the crowd.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Well, I know people like that, and they're good to
have his friends because they always make you feel better
about yourself. So it's always good to have someone like
Ji Lanner around because then he'll drop an absolute howler
and you're like, you can distance yourself from it by
just by saying it just immediately lowers the tone yeah
and and drops the pressure off you.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
But the one thing that g Lane does at least
he knows what's going on, whereas I'm like, I've got
no idea how when the rundown is, what day the
awards are on, or what time you're on stage, or
what actually awards it is. I don't even know that,
or what company it is or okay, or anything to
the to the duo. What are you bringing I'm bringing
the lud jokes in the hotel room, okay. But then
(12:37):
he ruin repeats on stage that you distance yourself from yeah,
because I think he does it as a favorite to
me because he goes mat hasn't contributed anything at all.
It's so I might bring his joke out of the hotel.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Room, okay, but what he doesn't know is that you
don't want to be contributing it, or really do you.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's more of a pay day for me. Yes, yeah,
I can see that. No.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Actually, me and Gilane do a great, great duo. Now
we've done we've done so many together. Now we've just
got we've got the padded down. We just go back
and forth. Is something for the mums? We should change
your name for something for the mums? Saying yeah, something
for the mums. We've got a very exciting one that
me and Jilane are doing very soon where there's a
private plane picking us up to fly us to do the.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Is it the Mum Awards? It's them of the Year?
Is something for the mums? Yeah, so they wanted something
to look at New Zealand Mother and Father of the
Year awards. But the mother and then the father of
the year you turn up and because you know how
people always go, oh dad of the year, Yeah, well
mother of the Year when they actually run one.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Of these awards, So not like a Mother of the
Nation award like Judy Bailey, but the actual father mother.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, either question for you, hot shot. How would you
feel if the Mother of the Year was.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
A man born a Yeah, well that couldn't happen. Why,
I feel that's probably what happened. What happened because it
kind of as a man. That's wow. Can you adoption? Mate? Yeah? Yeah, mate? Okay, yeah,
well that's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
But also what if you were a woman and then
you become a man, then you can still give birth? Yeah,
I think I'll just get too complicated.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, you can complicated.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I think you just keep it to the milf and
the girl forwards.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, so just purely on hotness, because you know that
what's her name? Not Zoe Bell, you know her name?
No Hobbs, not Zoe Hobbes. It's not a Zoe.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Actually it's Zoe Atkinson that used to it for the
a SEC.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's Zoe Warrior Princess Yea Zori Warrior Princess, Zoe Zena
Warrior Princess Zena Warrior Princess. Yes, I know how you're
talking about. Lucy Lawless.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
So she she first found fame by being she first chief,
first fan. She first found fame. She first found fame, Yes,
in the in the Hot Mum Awards. Oh, didn't she
was back, but at least have a hot mum, beauty pincher.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I gonna be honest with you, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I thought the MILF Awards was just something me and
a couple of the boys did at home in the garage.
I didn't realize that it was actually some kind of credible
event that went on and was out here winning it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Miss was it? Missus? Did she win Missus New Zealand? Yeah?
Missus New Zealand. Oh yeah, when did she win Missus
New Zealand? Yeah she did. That's that's that's how she
leapt into prominence. Hey was it? We found that today
and the other part you can hear it in the
in the podcast the Great Sporting Moments Great Moments from
(15:43):
New Zealand. Would it have killed us to put the
rain downs? Winning the nineteen eighty three Miss Universe contest?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Is that a sporting moment?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
You watch it like it's a sport mesh.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But that's much much viewed back in the day. Really.
Oh yeah, it's very popular night's viewing around households around
New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Because you didn't find out the result on the internet early.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Missus New Zealand is a beauty contest for married woman.
Lucy Lawless, the winner of the nineteen eighty nine contest,
went on to become an internationally known actor and singer.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, that wasn't missus New Zealand. Good for her, congrats?
What's the difference? Because can you like? What like?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's just how good you are in answering questions and
your special ability. Right, So what does it matter if
you're a miss or a missus?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Does hotness still matter anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Not really? Back in the day, it stemmed from an
idea that a person who wasn't married would be of
a virgin virginal status. Right, What is a virgin? A virgin? Yeah,
so it was miss Virgin New Zealand. Well the mis
contest was a virgin, right, so there's missus.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Whereas missus unlikely to be a virgin. It dates back
to although Mary Antoinette, Mary Antoinette, she was a virgin
for seven years after she was married.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Good for she. Yeah, I've just started listening to a
thing about the French Revolution actually last night.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But that was because what was her husband's name, Louis
Louis the fourteenth. He had a terrible penis condition, had
terrible penis where the foreskin was tight over the top
of his bellion, so it actually hurt a lot for.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Him to have sex.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
So it took seven years to consummate the marriage. But
when they got started, he obviously broke through. And then
they had four kids, didn't.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
They Good work? Good work for broke through Louis the
fourteenth to break through?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Was that a literal breaks from I'm confused, no, honestly,
jokes aside. Did he get the downstairs things sorted? Or
did you just have to keep pushing ho had? This's
been Mary into Anette. Right, you're fourteen and you're married.
You're in Austria and you're married to a king in Paris.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
One day they say, hey, you're going. You're going. You know,
you're going to what's the name of that palace? They
stayed in the Versailles, so you're after the Versailles fourteen
years old. You put in a row of carriages, fifty
six carriages traveled. She was in a convoy with fifty
six travel carriages at travel from Austria to meet.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Her husband and pretty weird moment at.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Fourteen years old hostel environment because she was Austrian, So
everyone was very suspicious of her because Austria was.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
A traditional enemy. Imagine how scared you'd have been. Oh
my god. It was a big part of bringing the
kingdoms together that it wasn't marrying off, and that way
it kept peace, as if you had cousins and relatives
who are in charge of other countries, and then you're
less likely to go to war and get on.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Next thing, you know, you married an old man with
a fury that block in his operation. Yeah, she might
have been happier for happy with that for a while.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh that's a good wy she's fourteen.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
But apparently he didn't even know how to do it
and they had to get someone out.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
How would she know? Well, isn't that what used to
happen in the old days. You get the old the
the the concubines or people around the court, there'd be
people who would be love makers, who would teach the
people what they were up to, they were doing and stuff. Yeah. So,
because you couldn't have the king or the yeah, the
(19:05):
whoever it was princess blasting away that had to be
quite careful about how they did it. Yeah, right, But
there was a lot of illegitimate children that were that
were created, you think.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Able to work it out like because it it doesn't
seem especially since Louis was really into lock making. That
was his thing. He'd be, he'd stay inside. The two
things that he loved that that king. He loved shooting
stray cats, so he'd be running around with shooting stray cats.
That was one thing he loved. The other thing he
loved was equestrian making locks and working on locks. And
(19:38):
for me, if you know how a lock works, you
know how to.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Make love what because you put it into it. You
go in and out of a lock, you just go
in once and turn it, well, apparently turning your cop.
That's apparently what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
When he started off, he was just lying on top
of her and not moving, yeah, and wondering why things
weren't happening.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And then he'd get out.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
He'd get out and go to bed. And she's sort
of written about it. She was like, it was quite weird.
He didn't know what it was up to.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It wasn't really good. Do you know. When I was
a little kid, because I'd been told that six by
my parents, that six was bad. No, I was a
penis going into a vagina. Yeah, I knew that, but right,
I mean, this is when I was seven or eight.
I knew about that, but penis going That's how babies
have made, penus in vagina. Got that sussed. What I
didn't realize that the until I was about thirteen and
(20:25):
I watched my first pawn was that the penis goes
in and out of the vagina. I assumed that you
were in it, and I always thought that your parents
at some age would tell you how long you needed
to put it in there to make a baby, because
I just assumed that would go in and you'd have
to wait for a certain amount of seconds.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, well, you share that in common with King Louis
the fourteenth didn't know. He didn't know that you had
to go back and forth.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
When I saw the back and forth on the pod,
I was like, Oh, that's weird. When I was about five,
I humiliated myself in class by putting up a hand.
I had an invention. I was like, because I thought
babies came out the bum at that point, and so
I put my hand up and I said, why don't they?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I said, I said, missus O'Leary, why don't they put
a net in the toilet, so babies, when moms are
giving birth, the baby can just bounce in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It's quite it's quite pioneering sort of thought.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, when I first found out about bum babies, that
did throw me. To be fair, Yeah, yeah, I didn't
realize that there's a subset of people that that came
out the bum.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I mate, it was called he was a bum baby.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Really, I suppose, I mean I think it's it's it's
like seventeen seventeen, the births and bum babies that high.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Now he's going, yeah, google it. So you go up
the bum and you up the bum. No babies is
not true. No, people have an ovary up there bump Yeah, school,
Yeah they that's awful.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Our fucking kids are I mean, like the poor guy
was genuinely called bum baby baby. Yeah he was a
bum baby. Everyone was a bum baby. He was a
bum baby.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Oh but I guess my net and the toilet would work.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
You want to catch a ship, But I guess yeah, yeah,
I mean it would come out.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It was a good thinking. You're thinking outside the scrow.
I like it. He was five. I can see I
can see the you and that four year old.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I don't know why, looking back, why I felt like
I needed to share that with the class, But I mean, yeah,
I think I shared with the classes because they had
a black board that you pulled around. And I shared
with the class because my dad told me the facts
of life really young, because he was a doctor, and
he told me what the word the if word mean,
and I wrote, I wrote if.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I wrote it on big lead.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
This is when I sucks wrote it big leaders on
the blackboard and pulled the blackboard round. So when the
teacher came in, she pulled it down and the if
word was there.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
And then she was like, who did this? And everyone
went Mat Matthew bugger, Yeah, totally rumbled.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You got rumbled there.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
And you going all right okay then so all right, okay, all.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Right, We're happy with That's foreskins.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I don't know if I'm heavy stuff anyway, we'll collet that,
delet that all right, seem busy?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Let you go.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
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Speaker 1 (23:50):
Bless Blessed, blessed. Give them a taste of key we
from me
Let's Get busy. You've read the other one.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's the thirtieth of July twenty twenty four. Welcome all
you bespokey dokies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got
a huge one planning for you this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Did you forget that you were meant to do the
let's skip busy there? Or you sort of try something different?
Because I'm really leaning into the.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Busy and I'm not sure what people prefer.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, I got a country official opinion. I hate to
break hearts, skip through it, let's skip through it now.
I'm looking at the analytics here, and most people listen
to the lats skip busy and then switch off and
they go, oh, that podcast that I was listening to
something else. I mean, what's going to happen on a
day like today?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Then when you've given up their kind of energy, those
Let's get busy faithful they're just tuned in for the
let's get busy, going to got it?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The Let's get busy faithful. I love those people. They're
the best of us, true that easily the best of us.
The Let's get busy Facebook.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, the people that only care about the Let's get
busy and they don't care about anything else. No, A
lot of them out there, A lot of them out there.
So Beer and Pied the supreme pile woods do.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Who's going? I can't go. You can't go. I can't go.
My wife's gone away for work.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
And someone has to look after Biddy, the puppy and
the setter that we had fell through, So.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I can't go. When did you get a puppy? Put
it down?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
A couple of a couple of months ago, a couple
of months ago, to beers, I'm the only person that
can train the puppy. Everyone else that nips at their ankles,
nips at their elbows, old around the corner. Here ruder
knows how to control the dog.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Are you boys doing your normal? Announce an award or
something like that. I think we've been dropped. Do you
know why why I got the inside word from? I'm
just what I mean. I'm going to tell you this,
but I tell you this in complete confidence. Okay, you
can't tell anybody that I've told you this. Okay, all right,
all right, So we're going to have to delete this.
(02:18):
Descend the cone of silence. Okay, delete this. We're going
to delete this it's your job. It's because of the
situation that happened when you accidentally were facing the award
towards the people you you had the award around the own.
That was five years ago, and I know, but it's
they finally realized that that. I don't know, it's just
(02:42):
pre covid how long ago that it's taken a while
from back to the head office. Who's hosting the awards tonight?
Good question, Corbett? He does he die? Usually does it?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Doesn't?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It doesn't he he dies? Done it once? Ego Corbett.
They go through remember when homes did it? Yea homes.
He just focused on the muff pie. Yeah, he kepie,
muff pie. That's quite muff. He kept saying the muff
because they used to be called pies. Were called muffs
(03:14):
for a while. Were they really? Yeah? Why were they muff? Muff?
It was a type of I think it was a
type of pie or muff.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
What on earth would have you ever called something like
that a muff?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What would you call the muffa muff? I've just googled
muff pie both Dictionary of sixual terms muff pie or
fur pie. Female. I think I think you've misunderstood. I
think he was running a gag.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, I think it was too I think you're giving
him too much credit. I think he was just making
it an appropriate remark while I'm seeing muff. Yeah, known
as a fuzzbox, Jesus fuzz box.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So it's a peddle mash, thanks very much. It's an
affixed peddle guitar, a muff box, big muff muff.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
By the way, he has been slang for China since
the sixteen nineties because it likens the.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Female on the shop.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
No, this is just this is just apparently why it's
called a muff because it's likening it to a hand warmer.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh yeah, did you know that kind of makes sense?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Dogs that used to they used to have those little
dogs that were warmers. They had them an ancient China
and also in Europe as well. Dogs that would bred
just to sit on women's laps. Lap dogs. Ah, we're
actually to warm people up.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Chihuahua.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I know the chihuahuas were bred to be guard dogs.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
What was what was the muff dog then? Was it
like a pug or something like that?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, like a like a some kind of like a
shitsu or maybe a fluffy like a Maltese, like a
little Maltese sort of thing, quite warm, Probably a toy poodle.
Back in the day. What sort of dog is your
new one?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Beardy Collie cross potentially with Sharpe, not one hundred percent
your shelter.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Dog sharp Pay mixed with a bearded collie. Yeah, wow, looking,
Combo said, story about Biddy the beady Collie.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Actually because unfortunately an older couple originally adopted her from
the pound, took her home and went, oh, it's a puppy,
so we've actually got to do something, kept her for
three days and.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Took her back.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Okay, So she was absolutely terrified.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Of going in the car.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Oh why because she thought I was taking her back
to the pound.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Did she not like the pound? Apparently not? Okay? And
you like it people's heels ever since? Do you like
the pound? Yes? I like being taken to a pound.
Pound down. Well, is it a town? I'm not sure,
it's just whist.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So if I if I tonight when you're in Beard,
I sneak in the window and yell, I'm taking you
to the pound.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Not you. I'd rather not you take me to the pound.
Not the way you drive. Do you know what this is?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
This is a classic example of when you say things
like can we keep it clean? On the Daily Bespoke,
it actually goes to show that it's you because you're
set in silence the last three line. I've been coming
with ship like that now.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But you guys have led me astraight because I wanted
to talk about.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What did you want to talk about? Well, you go,
hot shot?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Who won the Supreme pile? What Suprema pie? What pie
was the Supreme Pie Award win last year?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
What type of pie? I feel like it was a
gourmet a gourmet fruit.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, it was roast duck, onion and mushrooms. Patrick's pies
roast duck, onion and mushrooms pie.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Do we ever taste it? I don't. I don't feel
like I ever tasted it. No, putting roast duck in
a pie, right, duck can be very dry? Yeah, it
can be dry. You gotta get it right. But Patrick
Lamb's fucking genius, isn't.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He DRIs He just is a whole bunch of gravy
in there. So that good thing about pies that you've
got like a lot of gravy that you can add
to like a dry meat. That's why you can put like,
you know, shit steak in there as well, and if
you have enough gravy econdom even.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What he's saying. Who those pies the other day? Did
everyone have a taste of those pints?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
You took those home before I got Did you not
get one at all?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
They got absolutely runched out of the thing by We
came back and they were nearly all gone.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
We put them on the pie warmer. They're nearly all gone.
They got rinsed. Yeah, no, were they good though? Well
we still wounders. Yeah, the weekend winders come aroun them.
But then we week to get a pie. That's all
I thought. You fine your kids with them? Uh? Yeah, yeah,
that was well. I took three.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I want to find out who's bloody hosting these awards night,
because that's gonna be difference between whether I'm going or not,
you know, ah, Because.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It is a bit like that now, isn't it really?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Because I mean if it's I don't know where hang
on and you to think about it not going, it's
they're not of knights.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, but I had a fucking bag one on Saturday night.
I'm still from from mom on was that was that?
Was it a four four forty five or was it
a five point fifteen?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It was a post five Ober five oh five Ober,
because that was the moment when I see it. Hang
on a minute, what the fuck are we still doing
out at five?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You know how many strugglers were there with you at
that point, just about twenty twenty stragglers. There were still
twenty stragglers. Yeah, yeah, right, party, Yeah, good for you,
that's great. Yeah. Were you awake? Were you coming in
and out of consciousness by the search? No, I was.
I was still just cutting a sweet track on the
D floor. Were Yeah, how do you have so much energy?
(08:29):
It seems like an odd time to have a lot
of energy. It was just insiding you be working all
week and getting up early and yeah on life bank.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
By the time you get home, finish up, making love. Well,
seven am, the birds are up, the sun's out.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I actually slept until eleven am, which is a real
record for me these days. That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Got her on the blackout curtains and the complete silence,
and I got up and I thought, ship, my kids
will be kind of wondering what's going on. I've slept
in so long they were still asleep. Bloody teenagers. It's
nothing for a teenager to sleep until eleven am. If
nothing happened. They'll just stat slate.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Especially with phones because they hang out super super late
on your phone. Yeah yeah, yeah, I found out.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Funny and witty MC's for the awards tonight include Die Henward.
Oh yeah, Jeremy Corbett returns this year. Oh yeah, Paul Ego.
So they're doing all.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Of them seven days.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There's all three of them doing it apparently. Is that
why we've been dumped from standing on stage? Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah yeah, Dominic Bowden.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh my god. Hold on, this is the a list
of and last but not least.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Let make sure to leave Lauren at home Pool Holmes.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
No, not Pool Holmes. Can I have other guess this place?
What about one each?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
They're going to get something, going to get I know
there's something something, They'll have to something something, something something.
There's something about those three guys that will make me
suggest that the next person is going to be something else.
Ah Leehart the previous ones over the years, because Leehart
I just saw a picture of him, and these are
all people.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Funny and with the MCS for Awards night include.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
From previous Awards nights because of all that they've all
done it before.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Leehart's currently in Germany.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Ah, so maybe just where it says Jeremy Corbett returns
this year, maybe it's just Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Jeremy Corbett does a bloody good job, good job, good stuff.
Oh my god. He did the Radio Awards this year
as well. He'll get through it. He gets you through it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
He moves things forward, he doesn't puss around. He's got
enoughing r asides and he just does enough material that's
funny and gives you a good time. But he doesn't
overstay as welcome. And yeah, it's never about it's not
about and the jokes that he pushes it towards people
and that are around and about in He's bloody good that
that Corbett, bloody good.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know what, there's something to be said Jeremy Corbett.
And actually Hillary Barry does the same thing. She gets
a lot of the sort of work people just who
it's not about them that I think the MC can
forget sometimes when they turn up and I meant that
they think that the people are there because you're paid
to turn up and do the job right. Yeah, and
you think you have to a whole lot of yourself.
The reality is most people in the room are there
(11:03):
for themselves too, Yeah, and they don't want you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
That's why one I'm done him seeing me, and g
lanees him seeing we just get through it. We just
get through it because we've got a hurry before g
Lane gets too drunk.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well, hold on, you get through it. But before you've
got through it, you've gone a whole lot of very
lude material, alienated nine percent of the audience and potentially
insulted some people.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I'm always surprised with what g lanees is. I'm up there,
We're just getting through it, and then he'll just throw
out a howler.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That's that's so it seems ripples through the audience.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Because if you know, if you hit about the forty
five minute mark when it comes to a gig, as
you fucked, because what comes out of his mouth after
minutes of drinking.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Is just like, well, if we're out of town doing
anc gig, me and him will be in the hotel
room and I'll make a lude joke that's just between
us and when we're doing our prep and I'll think
that was just before us, and then we get on
stage and he thinks that's the prep and he goes
back to the hotel room material in front of the crowd.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Well, I know people like that, and they're good to
have his friends because they always make you feel better
about yourself. So it's always good to have someone like
Ji Lanner around because then he'll drop an absolute howler
and you're like, you can distance yourself from it by
just by saying it just immediately lowers the tone yeah
and and drops the pressure off you.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
But the one thing that g Lane does at least
he knows what's going on, whereas I'm like, I've got
no idea how when the rundown is, what day the
awards are on, or what time you're on stage, or
what actually awards it is. I don't even know that,
or what company it is or okay, or anything to
the to the duo. What are you bringing I'm bringing
the lud jokes in the hotel room, okay. But then
(12:37):
he ruin repeats on stage that you distance yourself from yeah,
because I think he does it as a favorite to
me because he goes mat hasn't contributed anything at all.
It's so I might bring his joke out of the hotel.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Room, okay, but what he doesn't know is that you
don't want to be contributing it, or really do you.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's more of a pay day for me. Yes, yeah,
I can see that. No.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Actually, me and Gilane do a great, great duo. Now
we've done we've done so many together. Now we've just
got we've got the padded down. We just go back
and forth. Is something for the mums? We should change
your name for something for the mums? Saying yeah, something
for the mums. We've got a very exciting one that
me and Jilane are doing very soon where there's a
private plane picking us up to fly us to do the.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Is it the Mum Awards? It's them of the Year?
Is something for the mums? Yeah, so they wanted something
to look at New Zealand Mother and Father of the
Year awards. But the mother and then the father of
the year you turn up and because you know how
people always go, oh dad of the year, Yeah, well
mother of the Year when they actually run one.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Of these awards, So not like a Mother of the
Nation award like Judy Bailey, but the actual father mother.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, either question for you, hot shot. How would you
feel if the Mother of the Year was.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
A man born a Yeah, well that couldn't happen. Why,
I feel that's probably what happened. What happened because it
kind of as a man. That's wow. Can you adoption? Mate? Yeah? Yeah, mate? Okay, yeah,
well that's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
But also what if you were a woman and then
you become a man, then you can still give birth? Yeah,
I think I'll just get too complicated.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, you can complicated.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I think you just keep it to the milf and
the girl forwards.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, so just purely on hotness, because you know that
what's her name? Not Zoe Bell, you know her name?
No Hobbs, not Zoe Hobbes. It's not a Zoe.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Actually it's Zoe Atkinson that used to it for the
a SEC.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's Zoe Warrior Princess Yea Zori Warrior Princess, Zoe Zena
Warrior Princess Zena Warrior Princess. Yes, I know how you're
talking about. Lucy Lawless.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
So she she first found fame by being she first chief,
first fan. She first found fame. She first found fame, Yes,
in the in the Hot Mum Awards. Oh, didn't she
was back, but at least have a hot mum, beauty pincher.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I gonna be honest with you, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I thought the MILF Awards was just something me and
a couple of the boys did at home in the garage.
I didn't realize that it was actually some kind of credible
event that went on and was out here winning it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Miss was it? Missus? Did she win Missus New Zealand? Yeah?
Missus New Zealand. Oh yeah, when did she win Missus
New Zealand? Yeah she did. That's that's that's how she
leapt into prominence. Hey was it? We found that today
and the other part you can hear it in the
in the podcast the Great Sporting Moments Great Moments from
(15:43):
New Zealand. Would it have killed us to put the
rain downs? Winning the nineteen eighty three Miss Universe contest?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Is that a sporting moment?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
You watch it like it's a sport mesh.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But that's much much viewed back in the day. Really.
Oh yeah, it's very popular night's viewing around households around
New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Because you didn't find out the result on the internet early.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Missus New Zealand is a beauty contest for married woman.
Lucy Lawless, the winner of the nineteen eighty nine contest,
went on to become an internationally known actor and singer.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, that wasn't missus New Zealand. Good for her, congrats?
What's the difference? Because can you like? What like?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's just how good you are in answering questions and
your special ability. Right, So what does it matter if
you're a miss or a missus?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Does hotness still matter anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Not really? Back in the day, it stemmed from an
idea that a person who wasn't married would be of
a virgin virginal status. Right, What is a virgin? A virgin? Yeah,
so it was miss Virgin New Zealand. Well the mis
contest was a virgin, right, so there's missus.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Whereas missus unlikely to be a virgin. It dates back
to although Mary Antoinette, Mary Antoinette, she was a virgin
for seven years after she was married.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Good for she. Yeah, I've just started listening to a
thing about the French Revolution actually last night.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But that was because what was her husband's name, Louis
Louis the fourteenth. He had a terrible penis condition, had
terrible penis where the foreskin was tight over the top
of his bellion, so it actually hurt a lot for.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Him to have sex.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
So it took seven years to consummate the marriage. But
when they got started, he obviously broke through. And then
they had four kids, didn't.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
They Good work? Good work for broke through Louis the
fourteenth to break through?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Was that a literal breaks from I'm confused, no, honestly,
jokes aside. Did he get the downstairs things sorted? Or
did you just have to keep pushing ho had? This's
been Mary into Anette. Right, you're fourteen and you're married.
You're in Austria and you're married to a king in Paris.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
One day they say, hey, you're going. You're going. You know,
you're going to what's the name of that palace? They
stayed in the Versailles, so you're after the Versailles fourteen
years old. You put in a row of carriages, fifty
six carriages traveled. She was in a convoy with fifty
six travel carriages at travel from Austria to meet.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Her husband and pretty weird moment at.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Fourteen years old hostel environment because she was Austrian, So
everyone was very suspicious of her because Austria was.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
A traditional enemy. Imagine how scared you'd have been. Oh
my god. It was a big part of bringing the
kingdoms together that it wasn't marrying off, and that way
it kept peace, as if you had cousins and relatives
who are in charge of other countries, and then you're
less likely to go to war and get on.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Next thing, you know, you married an old man with
a fury that block in his operation. Yeah, she might
have been happier for happy with that for a while.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh that's a good wy she's fourteen.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
But apparently he didn't even know how to do it
and they had to get someone out.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
How would she know? Well, isn't that what used to
happen in the old days. You get the old the
the the concubines or people around the court, there'd be
people who would be love makers, who would teach the
people what they were up to, they were doing and stuff. Yeah. So,
because you couldn't have the king or the yeah, the
(19:05):
whoever it was princess blasting away that had to be
quite careful about how they did it. Yeah, right, But
there was a lot of illegitimate children that were that
were created, you think.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Able to work it out like because it it doesn't
seem especially since Louis was really into lock making. That
was his thing. He'd be, he'd stay inside. The two
things that he loved that that king. He loved shooting
stray cats, so he'd be running around with shooting stray cats.
That was one thing he loved. The other thing he
loved was equestrian making locks and working on locks. And
(19:38):
for me, if you know how a lock works, you
know how to.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Make love what because you put it into it. You
go in and out of a lock, you just go
in once and turn it, well, apparently turning your cop.
That's apparently what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
When he started off, he was just lying on top
of her and not moving, yeah, and wondering why things
weren't happening.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And then he'd get out.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
He'd get out and go to bed. And she's sort
of written about it. She was like, it was quite weird.
He didn't know what it was up to.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It wasn't really good. Do you know. When I was
a little kid, because I'd been told that six by
my parents, that six was bad. No, I was a
penis going into a vagina. Yeah, I knew that, but right,
I mean, this is when I was seven or eight.
I knew about that, but penis going That's how babies
have made, penus in vagina. Got that sussed. What I
didn't realize that the until I was about thirteen and
(20:25):
I watched my first pawn was that the penis goes
in and out of the vagina. I assumed that you
were in it, and I always thought that your parents
at some age would tell you how long you needed
to put it in there to make a baby, because
I just assumed that would go in and you'd have
to wait for a certain amount of seconds.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, well, you share that in common with King Louis
the fourteenth didn't know. He didn't know that you had
to go back and forth.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
When I saw the back and forth on the pod,
I was like, Oh, that's weird. When I was about five,
I humiliated myself in class by putting up a hand.
I had an invention. I was like, because I thought
babies came out the bum at that point, and so
I put my hand up and I said, why don't they?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I said, I said, missus O'Leary, why don't they put
a net in the toilet, so babies, when moms are
giving birth, the baby can just bounce in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It's quite it's quite pioneering sort of thought.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, when I first found out about bum babies, that
did throw me. To be fair, Yeah, yeah, I didn't
realize that there's a subset of people that that came
out the bum.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I mate, it was called he was a bum baby.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Really, I suppose, I mean I think it's it's it's
like seventeen seventeen, the births and bum babies that high.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Now he's going, yeah, google it. So you go up
the bum and you up the bum. No babies is
not true. No, people have an ovary up there bump Yeah, school,
Yeah they that's awful.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Our fucking kids are I mean, like the poor guy
was genuinely called bum baby baby. Yeah he was a
bum baby. Everyone was a bum baby. He was a
bum baby.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Oh but I guess my net and the toilet would work.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
You want to catch a ship, But I guess yeah, yeah,
I mean it would come out.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It was a good thinking. You're thinking outside the scrow.
I like it. He was five. I can see I
can see the you and that four year old.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I don't know why, looking back, why I felt like
I needed to share that with the class, But I mean, yeah,
I think I shared with the classes because they had
a black board that you pulled around. And I shared
with the class because my dad told me the facts
of life really young, because he was a doctor, and
he told me what the word the if word mean,
and I wrote, I wrote if.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I wrote it on big lead.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
This is when I sucks wrote it big leaders on
the blackboard and pulled the blackboard round. So when the
teacher came in, she pulled it down and the if
word was there.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
And then she was like, who did this? And everyone
went Mat Matthew bugger, Yeah, totally rumbled.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You got rumbled there.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
And you going all right okay then so all right, okay, all.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Right, We're happy with That's foreskins.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I don't know if I'm heavy stuff anyway, we'll collet that,
delet that all right, seem busy?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Let you go.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the
Matt and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast. Right now you can
listen to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely
get barred up about anyway. Sit to download, like subscribe,
Wright review all those great things. It really helps myself
and Jerry and to a lesser extent, Mass and Ruder.
If you want to discuss anything raised in this pod,
(23:35):
check out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out
now get it wherever you get your books, or just
google the bastard. Anyway you've seem busy, I'll let you go.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Bless Blessed, blessed. Give them a taste of key we
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