Break Up 101 - The Radio Highlights Pod September 10

Today on the radio show, we explore the four pillars of mince-based meals and discuss the best way to break up with someone. Is it okay to just send a text?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Maunta Jerry Show. Load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.
When I want to.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hear my favorite couple, Matt and Jerry come to me
heath and Wells for breakfast, polarcky.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good morning, won't mylong to the mounta Jerry Share. Tuesday
the tenth of September twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Oh, how good, how beautiful it is to be in
spring in the most beautiful country on planet Earth.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh yes, she's not domistic day to day, But Tuesday,
the tenth of September twenty twenty four, and we've got
lots coming up on the Mountain Jerry Show this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh absolutely. We have the Four Pillars, a segment on
the Mantain Jerry Show where we find the four quintessential
items relating to a certain group, place, person, topic or event.
And this is a huge one today. This is a
big one, and this is one that needs to be done.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah. Not since fish and Chips has there been such
a massive topic for the Four Pillars on the Mantain
jerrysh Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
So do we want to announce it now or do
we want to keep people on tenderhoks.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I think keep on tender hawks.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Because it ten to hooks or tender cocks, ten to hawks,
ten turhoks, Like they're not tender, they're tear hooks.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's a weird one, that one.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, what'shok?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Always think it's like a meapop that they're hanging you
from your the flesh on your shoulders.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Anyway, we'll tell you what the footballers are and we'll
tell you about tender hooks too.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
The lot's coming up this morning, really aggressive expression.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
That one plus afrodisk frogs.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Oh, finally, the Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Do you know what I've started doing, which is quite
weird and I don't know where the algorithms thrown it
up for me, but I've started watching Fat Boy Slim
DJ sets from around the world. Last time I watched
one on the top of a Swiss mountain with people
dancing and there they're gear. Then you see one, you'll
be doing one and some strange Eastern German massive underground hangar.

(02:02):
Fat Boy Slim in the modern age puts on a
hell of a show. The way he gets in to eat, eat, sleep, rave,
repeat is terrifying. It's like, and I always imagine when
I'm watching these DJ sets and I know he's an
old man, so it's all that he's still at the
cutting edge of all this kind of stuff. Incredibly old man, disgusting.
But but the way he he hypes things up in

(02:26):
the graphics and all that kind of stuff he's got.
I always mentioned someone like a Beetle, like Ringo Star
or someone watching where music has gone. You know, they
were just making music in the sixties and they see
what a concert is now with like huge three D
skeleton's hands reaching out over the crowd, and just it
seems like what the future would look like if you're

(02:46):
imagining what the future was going to be.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, I've seen fair Boys some Live a couple of times.
You're saying, And I saw him once in Coachella. I
did you and he was it was amazing. It was
that was next level.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, because you just think he's like the big beat
kind of guy, like he is with right here, right
now and stuff, But he's really.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's the graphics that your life, the lighting.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, and he's bored in a whole lot of other elements,
so he keeps up to date with what's going on.
And boy, they're there for some reason. They're really fun
to watch.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Them.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I think you'd enjoy them. Mash Aft on the back
end of some fucking mana.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yeah, it's funny because DJs is doing doing the rounds
at the moment. Fred again, Yeah, one of the more
modern DJs. He's very successful when it comes to like
a full sets being posted online. Yeah, watch them, man
and myself included. I'll sit down for a couple of
hours and watch the dj s quite happily.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
And I watch a DJ set those ones now with
the DJ set up in the middle of the crowd
and there's all these Yeah. So that'll be on a
rooftop in New York or something.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, that's again like that, yeah, around into the middle
of the room and then everyone's kind of partying around
your vibe. So if you want to go and see,
I mean you're watching him at the moment on YouTube. Yeah,
I mean, you could just fing across to Marseilles and France.
October third, he's playing at rock Stood Studio or to
Loose in France on October fourth. He's actually got a

(04:03):
big tour coming up, and then he's going to California
on October twenty fifth, Seve Benadina, and then he's going
to Chicago on the twenty sixth of October? Was he
round Norm?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I look forward to watching those on YouTube?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Was he here last year? I feel like we were
chat on at some point. I feel like we talked
to Norm no noive years ago. Yeah, nice guys.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Nineteen ninety nine I met Norm. Hadn't did an interview
with Norm lovely man. Oh that's good, like the nicest
man you'll ever meet.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Did you bring up Bloody the House Martins?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes? I did?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Caravana Love And what did Norman Quentin say about that?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
He said, I thought that I could get away with
not talking about that every single time I ever do
an interview weather person over forty, But it turns out
that I can't. Sixty one years old Norm and.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Still just ripping young people and basically nude young people
and you. He understands what people want, Yeah, and he
gives it to them. He certainly does.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
The Mast and Jerry Show podcast text is just a here,
get me off these tent hooks. I need to know
what is going on, says this text. They're not tent hooks,
they're tinerhooks.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
On tin tooks means waiting nervously for something to happen.
The word tina means a frayme used for drying and
stretching clothes, and is related to tent, So being on
tenterhooks compares the tenseness of the stretched fabric to the
tension of nervous waiting.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
This can actually go back a moment because it's actually
the stretching of cloth rather than clothes. Hence the idea
of a tent. Oh, yeah, I've read creating a good call.
I've read clothes instead of cloth. You're right, it's cloth.
So it's just it's just a piece of cloth. So
it's not so much for clothes.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
So it might have been like if you were drying
sheets or something. Yeah, and so you put these hoks
that would stretch it out to dry. Yeah, and so
how does that relate to a feeling of suspense or
having one hanging on? I guess stretching it out your
this tension.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, it compares the tenseness of the stretch fabric to
the tension of the nerves waiting.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, you're running any tin talks at your flat meshy, No,
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm just running a flying nun I think, or a
clothes horse.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I love the nerve term flying nun.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
You're flying nne? Have you heard a fly No?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I know about the record the label flying.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
None, no no, and the TV show for the Flying Nun.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Good TV show.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
But that might be another one of these South Island expressions.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
So did you used to call it the flying nun?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, I mean I thought that. Yeah. When I came
up to Auckland, it was no one. You're as popular.
I have to admit, every time I say flying nun,
someone does look at me slowly.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Because it looks like the flying nun because it's got
his arms out.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh you mean the clothes horse. Yeah, clothes horse, clothes horse.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
But that's all based on this TV show called the
Flying Nun that used to be about the sort of
superhero none that would fly around.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Oh, and it looks like, well the nune looked like
looks like yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I don't miss I don't miss living in flats when
I was in my twenties when there's forty eight clothes
horses in the lounge in the hallway, and it's so punishing,
especially if you grow up in a cold climb like
me down and to need and boy, oh, boy, oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy. Those clothes could sit on the
horse for a long time and not dry.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
About four days they start to stink like something else.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, they when you put them on, they smell worse
than when you wash them, due to the mold that's
growing on the trying.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I once did a load of washing it one flat
about three weeks under platting, and it never came off
the clothesline outside. It sat there and it rotted for
I reckon eight months. I just there was a whole
load that I just left out there. How useless are
you when you first go flanning washing?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I mean, I've told the story when me and spooch
first week flanning and we decided to make past You
and neither of us had ever cooked before. I had
three sisters and a mum, so there's no need for
me to cook. Being a man and I controversial. We
tried to cook pasta and we roasted it. We put
it in a tray and we put it in the oven,

(08:03):
and we're like, why does it come out so muppets?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Wed?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I have you not ever watched anyone do at least
cook for you? I was I was purely a dishous guy.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
There was that famous situation, wasn't There was a Napoleon
that was tested or something like that to try and
boil an egg at some point in his life, and
he wasn't able to boil an egg because he'd never
even seen someone boil an eggs. You're running situation there.
I mean, how hard is it to boil an egg?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
How hard is it to cook some pasta?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah? Well, I actually realized I've been used by my
sisters who wanted to do the exciting part of cooking.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I was.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I was in charge of cleaning up. Yeah, yeah, poor you. Yeah,
tell you what, my sisters could use every freaking pot
in the house, poor you, just to make a pizza
of pumpkin on it or something.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
So you're still waiting nervously for something to happen, if
you're still on tinder hooks, Yeah, stay on tinhooks because
we'll announce what our topic is for the Four Pillars
after six thirty this morning. Stay with us. This is
the Metteneery Show Radio header Kick Jerry and Man, it's Jermy.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Way that he Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Show's Shocking Mess. We'll go into that and cancel you
in a bit.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
No we won't. Sorry, I've accedentally kicked off the song nervousness.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's it's six thirty two. Here are you a radio
head aching news headlines with Jemmy Wells.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, maybe the Nazis infiltrated the system. Hey, Justice Matter,
Paul Goldsmith, I'll say that one more time because it
didn't make sense. Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith is defending a
late addition to the gang Patch band that allows courts
to ban them in people's homes. The change was made
by Cabinet after the Select Committee process. Experts and the
public could not provide feedback.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Do you know what like, I'm no fan of the gangs,
no fan of the gangs at all.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Good for you?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
No fan of the gangs. I mean, that's not a
contidicial opinion, although strangely it seems to be now that
there are some people that seem to becoming fans of
the gangs on the far left. But you can't go
banning what people were in their homes. What about if
you want to dress up as a gang member and
sort of love play, you can't do bad.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
That's a silly rule. You can't stop anyone from doing
pretty much anything in their homes. I mean, yeah, other
than you.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Know, let let's not get stuck into what people were
in their own home. So I mean, what about that
dehumanizing face mask that you may ask Tulsi to wear
in the midroam?

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I believe that's illegal.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Should After revealing her cancer diagnosis in March, the Princess
of Wales has finished chemo, but Catherine says her pathed
for recovery.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
As long have those people, those absolute pieces of crap
in the media that we're writing about. She wasn't in
the public eye because she'd found out that Prince William
had cheated, cheated on it, but really she had cancer.
Those people ever walk back their comments and feel bad.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
About them, No, I think they just quietly hope that
nobody revisited those comments or read them over again. And
Day one was abandoned without a ball being bowld in
the Test match between the Black Caps in Afghanistan. The
ground and Greater Neider saw plenty of sunshines throughout the day,
but poor drainage meant no play was possible.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's great to Anida in India, India, YEP.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
What's Pradesh? Wow, as you should know what to Pradesh?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
You know where that is.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Maybe they've got the same grounds person who's on commission.
Maybe they maybe commission from McClain Park and Napier the.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Anti Drainage Foundation.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Afghanistan are playing twenty three dollars to win. Yep, he's
on a four to twenty. The draws looking likely at
the stage dollar twenty five. But hang on a minute,
Hang on a minute. Didn't they beat us handily in
the most recent World Cup?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, different, different situation, and the t twenty can be
to a test match.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Yeah than that And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
The Wonderful World of Aphrodisiac Frogs. Yes.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
In Peru, authorities have seized hundreds of endangered frogs from
a place called Lake Titakaka that were illegally captured and
news for their purported aphrodisiac properties. Wow, three hundred and
ninety of them.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Is that because they think it's efradiziak because it's called
titty Kaka.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I don't know if there's a link in, because I
don't think in Peru.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
The word tit the.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Means the same thing in Spanish. I think they've got
a different word for that.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
So just to clarify you, if these frogs, then the
back of goal and then you're gonna be a little
bit more horned up. Is that really the idea here?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well? Apparently so, seeing admitional healers make the brew with
the frog extract that they called the viagra of the inkers.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
So Spanish for turtsu's titus o close so it still stands.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Ye maybe okay? All right? So the National Foster and
Wildlife Service that it found the three hundred and niney
frogs in a cardboard box inside a truck on the
shores of Lake Tatakaka. Lake Tetakaka, which lies three eight
hundred meters above sea level.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Well, that's a high lake, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
In the Andes?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
How are you spelling totacoca?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
T We seem to be a bit focused on the
lake that they were found, Tadakaka. T I t I
sorry t I yeah, t I.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
C a c a So you'd pronounce that ty caca, yes,
So let's get there wrong.

Speaker 7 (13:43):
Maybe casha or kasher titi Kasha kasher tkasha yep. Anyway,
The potions also toilted as having other medicinal properties.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
So it's one of the largest species of aquadic frogs
in the world, the Titi Kasha frogs.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
So an hour before you make love, do you just
go down to the bedsow table, grab a frog out
of a jar, bite its head off, and then you're
good to go.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I don't know. I think they dry them out and
sort of boil them up.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
So in the last fifteen years, unfortunately, the population of
the Titakaka frog has shrunk by an estimated eighty percent
due to the trafficking, climate change, and pollution.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'd be interested to know what sort of scientific backing
they've got for these effort k frogs. You know, does
that work?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Also?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Does herbal like nightwork?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
These are good question? Should we test them out on
mash tomorrow?

Speaker 8 (14:39):
Well?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
What are the other effort? Is? The people say blueberries?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
A is blueberry oysterairs?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oysters is the one that I might have been thinking of.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't know what blueberries or X antioxidants maybe what
I'm thinking of.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
The people just say oysters because it kind of looks weird.
When you don't want to you don't want to buy
it an oyster, you gotta put it in your mouth
all in one. Don't you don't want to look? You
don't want to spect an oyster?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Too hard?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Not? Too hard?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I go one bite and swallow?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, what do you do with oysters?

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Fannelist? Here of ephritis? Foods that we stumble across day
to day, nuts, avocados, pomegranate, chocolate berries. No, not Nazi's jerry.
That was just nuts. Alcohol.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
You know it's not an effort. Does he act? A
huge Sunday roast with potatoes, roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, you know,
pump pump. Yeah, that's not an.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
I had a daynight last night and we got to
curry a similar situation, smashing a couple of arm breads
and the butter chicken. It does not make you want
to make love?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
That is there? Any meal that you order in get
you where you're When you're ordering, you go fricking crazy.
And then you've had You've dipped half a cheese, nah,
and you're so full you think you're going to die,
and there's just so much food to go.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
There's a there's I mean KFC for me. I take
one bite, actually, I get it out of the box
and immediately I have regret.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Your eyes are beginning your stomach, mate.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
So there we are the Tita kaka frog yep.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Twenty three thousand dollars five hundred twenty three fine for
munching on a titty cutter.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
That's a lot brow Manton Jerry Show, Rady, you have it,
titty Kara.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
The Mass and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Podcast arrived in here this morning. Meshi, you had a
huge smile and facing very excited about a new initiative
which has opened up, which is started up here inside
of the office.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Well, fellows, I want to talk to you about this.
We've had a bit of controversy here at the Insyme
headquarters of the last couple of days. Obviously we're about
to go into the seven o'clock news headline, so we'll
go out and get a coffee. Now. We've spoken a
lot about coffee in the past. Daddy, you've got to
wear coffee order. We've talked about that before.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Jerry, you've got Americano with cream.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Heah.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
You ran about forty five coffees a day, so coffee
plays a big part of the show. But I received
an email usterday from Inzyme Faculties and I was just
going to run it past you boys and see what
see what you think about this, If that's all right,
I received this email, I'll see you good morning. We
are delighted to announce that, as of mid day today
this was yesterday, a new espresso coffee machine will be

(17:04):
available for use by all staff members working on the
ground floor at the Auckland CBD n z MET office
spaces about bloody time. Exciting times is huge. I mean
the first paragraph of this email that is exciting. I
was so just up. I was thinking, you beauty, finally
some nice coffee for us boys. Exciting times. I then
go on to read we have received extensive feedback regarding

(17:24):
coffee and now fully appreciate the significance of a quality
cup of coffee to kickst out your day in the
best way possible.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, we're just editorializing there from NZME facilities, but anyway,
keep going.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
The machine will be located in the kitchen and is
available for use by the teams at the hits oh
No I.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
ZM Fletch, Wawn and Hailey Coast, Tony Street and Sam
and Gold full Stop Andrew Dickens.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
So this coffee machine is available to those at the hits.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Those are the breakfast shows. So Zidium.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Knows the other breakfast show that was an exercise.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
And the email then goes on to read, we eagerly
anticipate hearing your thoughts on the new machine and sincerely
hope the coffee tastes as excess as exceptional as it's aroma.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Oh wow, Okay, they're really selling this facilities. So no
coffee for Hodarchy, Well it does seem. No coffee for flavor,
It does seem that way. If my costume comes down
from upstairs, no coffee for you?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Well, funny you should say that is I did some investigate.
Good of work on the coffee machines here and in
the m facilities there is one on every single floor.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Right, but not in our area.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
The ground floor is the only floor that has split
into two with the foyer of the building. Of course,
in the middle of the two. All those stations there
is listed on the other side of the building, different
separate kitchen over there. So there's a brand new espresso
coffee machine over the other side of the building, not
one over here for us in flav Fellas. What are
we going to do about?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, well we have a bad history with coffee machines
over here, because they gave us one, but it only
served up bog wash. And early on when we got it,
someone tried to use the milk eating feature and that
never got cleaned. So you could either have bog wash
or rancid bogwash for your two options.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Oh, I guess it's a bit of a big yure
for what your wishful situation. You think this coffee machine
might not be all that it seems now.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
And then eventually there was only one person using the
bog wash coffee machine over here, and eventually I think
it just got halfed into the paper recycling.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
But I remember it was Ash Thomas, old newsreader. We
once saw her using the bog wash machine. You drink
that bogwash.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
Wash.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Look at it, it's basically brown water, tiny little bits
of granule in it.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
I suppose the next step is then to find out, actually,
if this coffee machine makes bog wash? Second ofvel, can
we even use it?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Well, if it's Jentleman Binn's coffee machine, surely we should
play a prank on it by it I don't know,
putting a little traces of essidently, I don't know, what
would you do.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
To clog it up or something like that. That'd be
a good idea. Off the wall, shoul we put some
concrete MAXA through it?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Okay, so I'm going to think about always sticking to it.
Instant coffee then, is it there?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Really? I reckon it's going to be rubbish, but I'll
try it. Yeah, you go over there, see if it's bogwash.
I'll try anything once, but I but I reckon it's
going to be rubbish. That's my guess.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Okay, this coffee mission is always rubbish. It's positive EDG.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, we've kept you on tender hooks too long around
the four Pillars of the four Pillars topic today, but
we're going to keep you on tender hooks for a
bit longer.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
We'll announce it's been too long, but we're going to
continue ounce it after the after the news at seven,
stay with us on The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 8 (20:35):
It's Cherry, It's Man Jerry the Bad First Shore Mad Cherry,
It's Mat Cherry the reck First, The Matt.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
And Jerry Show Podcast, The Mast and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 9 (21:02):
Where Fast Time We six ExPASy, sing it ruder, sing
it nice.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Every company this morning on the Mantain Jewey Show, Tuesday,
the tenth of September twenty twenty four. Where's the year gone?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
God's about point god, But I mean, I know that's
a trite thing to say, but seriously, where has the
year gone? It's the it's the we're in the vinegar
strokes of twenty twenty four. That's right, shocking.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Founder's just a tie note really quickly on that coffee
chap we're having. Before I went over to have a look,
the line was about twelve people long, so I couldn't
be asked.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wasn't bring out just in cause you missed it? Just
before seven mass she was telling us about the new
coffee machine that has been given to the Hits Coast
and ZM. That's right night Radio Hodaki or flavor no,
and you glad to use it.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
You did say that it was probably bogwash and not
very good coffee anyway, So look least just maybe just
in that well, no, no one we're talking about that.
I don't mind either. I'm happy to move on. But
I did try and going over and get one, just
just to test one, but the line was too long.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
All right, go to go, We're going to Surely we've
got to sunblook before nine o'clock this morning. Okay, right,
Well the line fan out at some stage.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
I don't know how this line works. Made it's a
new coffee.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
You got in there. You got Jono, You've got being
in the line. You got Megan, you've got Sam Most
was in there as well. Fletch, Vaughn Haale are all
in the line.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I reckon. Once they tasted the bog wash, the one
cup of bogwash, they won't be going back for a second.
So we'll get in there when they go in for
their seconds.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Hey, for the last hour, we've been teasing what this
subject of the four pillars will be today a segment
on the Mat and Jury Show where we find the
four qintessential items relating to a certain group place firston
topic or event. Are you willing to announce what it
is now, Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I certainly am. And this is particularly topical and it's
affecting Kiwi's across Altieri since Matt and executive producer root
Of both made meals from mince for their families last night.
Today we're looking for the four pillars of minced based meals.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
So Reduesday we look for the four pillars of something,
and this morning we're looking for the four pillars of
mince based meals. That's because executive producer Ruder and Matt
both made minced based meals last night.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I couldn't believe it. Ruder puts something in the chat
about with the spag bow who's making for the kids?
That looked delicious, and simultaneously I was making nachos for
my kids using eight hundred grams of mints.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
I mean already you've mentioned two of the boog players
and there's four pillars.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, I mean, wow, this text has come through here.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
MESHI the four pillars, Nacho's Lasagny not sure what that is,
spag bowl, mints and mesh buds.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
So are you not happy with lasagnia being in there?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Look, I'm not gonna rule it out, but I just
don't feel that that's It's got some months, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (23:47):
But are you saying that it's not a mince based meal.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I think what he's saying meshes. He can't cook one,
That's what I'm saying. It's just a little bit complex.
And lasagnas are were you, but complex for him.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Well, I don't like that. You have to make it
and then make it.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, it's a it's just gonna tony layers in the process,
excuse the pun. So yeah, this morning minced based meals.
And let's just be clear, we're not looking for the
four pillars of things that go with mince.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Or like you read, kidney boons, yeah okay, or your
chopped tomatoes or parmesan yeah okay.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
No, that's someone's coming hot on three for eight three
with cottage pie.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Oh, well, like a shepherd's pie.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, cottage pie is kind of like a shepherds pie.
It's very similar to show.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I think the shepherd's pie is with lamb mince. Is
that correct? All right?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Look where are we hanging.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm not accepting I'm not accepting any chicken mints porkmants
in this well. Hold on, it's the four pillars of
mince based meals that couldn't They didn't specify the animal.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Someone here says mince on toast, mince mince balls. It's
mince balls, Yeah, meatballs. You don't call them mince balls
and pork mints.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's minces meal. So should we go back and just
in case people aren't familiar with this, some old examples
from March twenty twenty one, for example, the four pillars
of Scoop ice cream. They were hokey pokey, goodie goodie
gum drops. The boom has gone in there with the
rum and raisin. Yeah, oh god, not the rum and Raisin.
And then boy, oh boy, could you get more bland vanilla?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I maybe need to readdress my hatred for Rum and
Raisin because it's based on the fact that my dad
was a big fan of it, and so I had
to identify myself as a different personality than my dad,
so I had to run against it. Had such a
hard line against it that was about as rebellious as
you got. And maybe I need to go back to it.
I hadn't. I've got to say I haven't had it
since I'm going to say nineteen eighty eight. I will

(25:36):
go back and have it to give it a go. Yeah,
maybe I need to readdress Rum and Raisin.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
And in July of twenty twenty one, we found the
foot pillars of pies, mince and cheese, steak and cheese, bacon,
and egg buttered chicken.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, butter chicken. I don't know how that got in there.
And in March twenty twenty one, oh God help us, Yeah,
the day that nobody will ever forget on radio.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
The day went over a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
We found the four pillars of fish and chips.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
And this got so heated that eventually Ex All Black
Captain and Great New Zealander Kieren Reed had to phone
into the show and sort things out.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Here.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
We had to bring them in as a mediator, yes,
because it was actually the most you know, you and
me have ever been at each other's throats.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
In the rest of the show, we had to go
into arbitration. It was horrific.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
There was the fallout over the chips from memory.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
I wanted to put it all on a bed of chips.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
You can't do that, all right, nothing's going on a
bed off.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
So that that came out as fish, chips, hot dog,
and a stick tomato sauce and a can that sprays
all over your white T shirt when you pull the
lid off.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
So this morning we're looking for the four pillars of
minced based meals. Would you accept burgers? Well you pop?
God what, Yeah, it's got a patty and it's got
mince smashed. The Mash and Jerry Show podcast this morning,
we're looking for the four pillars of minced based meals.
This is because Ruder and Matt were both cooking minced

(26:59):
based meals last night. What's the chance actually quite a
high chat. Everybody's always cooking so versatile, specially for kids.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
You know. So Pruda was on a spag bowl and
he's just showing a picture of the speke bowl. Boy,
he he grates a long cheese and he's got lot
He's like basically shoelaces of cheese on his kids.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
He's made a long stroke, He's.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Got a really long, delicate stroke on the Would it
kill my kids not to.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Put the cheese all over the floor when they're grating
cheese on the bench? Would it kill them?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Why is it that kids get so much greater cheese
on the You ask them to do grate the cheese?
Could you get the cheese? Tap out of it? And
it's like I didn't say grate the cheese onto the floor?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Would it kill them? Right?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Pop quiz hot shots. I get a lot of hate
in my flat for the way I great cheese. How
do you feel about this? Do you think that there's
that you have to have a cutting board between the
greater and the bench.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, no, you don't, Mesh.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Just go to greater bench and then you just wipe
that bench abovepard because you don't have to give the
wipe down anyway, and you save the dish.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Is it filthy? Disgusting pig?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Really older thought, Mata you'd be into that kind of thing.
The dish mate mate onto onto the you just do
it onto the chopping board. Okay, then I take back
what I said.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
You might as well just grate it. Get on your
knees and grate it onto the kitchen. Floorthy, take it
into the lounge and grate it onto the carpet.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
And the loud said some things on the shore absolutely revolt.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Okay. A lot of controversy around the burgers, sorry, j
are you through that out before in terms of that
being a mince based meal. Meta, you're not so keen
on the burgers, are you really? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I just don't think. I think it's the mince is
a very small part of that.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's a huge part without thee of.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
The paddy, but of the whole burger sandwich. It's just
a small part of it. Would you accept a mince
and cheese pie as one of the four pillars of
mince based meals?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I would? I would, well, because otherwise are you just
saying it it just has to be mince larb? Well,
that's an interesting one.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Chick that's bringing in chicken mints chicken larb.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
What a delicious What a delicious dish that is. That's
mince chicken with lemon grass. Generally lies some chili and
a lot of sugar and it as well, so it's
quite sweet and so at the same time a little
bit spicy. And it's generally on a bed a cup
of lettuce or yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
This Texas says chili cong cahn can be used for tacos,
ches on rice, Mexican salad, eggs on top, for bricky
backbone of multi purpose mince dishes. Suck on a mango?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
What's with the mango?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I don't know what they said.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Suck on what you do that while you're making your
chili con carn.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
It's going well until that point.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
When I think of mints, I think of the Mexicans.
I think that well, I mean, what we've interpreted as
Mexican food isn't it. I suppose tacos ye narchos yep.
Is there anything else?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Actually, maybe that's just a tacos narchos kissasada.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
You can chuck an.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
His texture on three for three cooking mints that it
hasn't defrosted properly and having a soupy mincy water in
the pan as a result, tipping that punishing excess liquid
down the sink. That could be one of the foot pillers.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Earlier on Mash, you were talking about cottage pies. Yum.
How good is a cottage pie and the difference between
a cottage pie and a shepherd's pie. Here's the definition here.
Cottage pies used mince lean ground beef as its base
and beef broths it's gravy. Shepherd's pie, on the other hand,
uses ground lamb, and the juices of the mince lamb

(30:23):
become the gravy.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
So a few mintce of lamb it's ground and not
minced er.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I don't know, no, I think that's just in the
definition there, right, But yes, so there we are. Key
is shepherd's shepherd lambs cottage beef.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
They do beef.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
The mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
This morning, we're looking for the four pillars of minced
based meals. I want to say this is maybe the
most popular thing we've ever done.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yes lighting up the text machine. Would one of the
foot pillars be like the way Jerry walks across the
room mincing. Yeah, it's sort of a mince based meal
the way.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
You It was pretty stiff looking mints and it didn't
really work as a joke.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I tried to show horn a joke that didn't quite
work because you actually work, walk like a nine year
old man with a carried up your butt more like
C three P. Would have a lot of boats coming
in for rissoless Mass walks across the room like are
two dtail. It's weird. He floats across the road.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Just rolls back to what we're talking about here, we're
off topic rissoles. How do you guys feel about rissoles?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
I don't know what a rissole is. Yeah, a lot
of things are coming through.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
On the Southland. Is this another one of these things
that we've discovered by doing this?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
It sounds like lardidera food results Lardi.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
It's essentially like a Burger petty, but it's kind of
a round, kind of like a meatball cross with a
burger petty, and you fry them up and they my
grandmother used to make them absolutely delicious.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
If the rissoles make one of the four pillars of
mince based meals, I'll be absolutely gathered, especially if I've
never heard of it. But restoles even, do they taste
like a meatball or something that.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Tastes exactly like a meat meatballs?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Really, but like in a disc shape?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
You can do them flatish that oftentimes are like almost
rugby ball shaped.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
What about the homemade saucy roll?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Do you put mints in that? I thought it was
made out of sausage?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
No, it's ground up, ground up. What's a sausage? Monts
as a sausage made out of sausage is basically ground up?
What yeah, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
My mind blind?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Is a meat loaf a similar kind of of mint?
Is that a monce? Or is it like a sausage
like a sausage roll as well in a meat loaf?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah? Good question? Good? What about a moosaka?

Speaker 4 (32:33):
What's a mosca?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Are you the you're like a mints school more?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I love mens?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
God you have different lots of different ways of having mints.
What's a moosaca, But that's that's.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Like egg plant mince, a little bit of potato and
then you bake it. It's it's a Greek like a
Greek lasagna almost. It's got layers. Delicious, allright.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Meat loaf is definitely mince based. Meat Life. I'm quite
interested about meat loaf. Someone's texted it through because when
I was a kid, sitcoms, they're always having meatloaf night.
I'm so excited about and we never had meatloaf in
my house. I'm so excited about meat lofe. But I
think it was a sitcom joke.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Meat Life like it was like the Rubbish Night or
something a year or the or the singer keep those
ticks coming in three for three, it's hedache you. We
can send us a message via the talkback function on
your iHeart radio app. Coming up after seven point thirty.
What to do if you have just broken up with
a partner, How to cope with it? This is in
Our Health and Wellbeing segment Matten Jerry Show Radioheck.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Use you can use jee Matten Jee.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Mash press Burtons with his hand for maden.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Jee for Meat Laugh, We want It Low, the Meat Loaf, The.

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Meidlaw, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
It's seven thirty two.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Time for you a radio at aching news headlines with
Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
A global manhunt is underway for a man who allegedly
poured boiling hot coffee on a nine month old baby
in a Brisbane park. Please say the thirty three year
old suspects fled the country after the August twenty seven incident.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I want to get on a plane and hunt this
guy down. Pouring boiling hot coffee on a nine month
old baby. We should all be heading out and hunting
this person. Now, what an evil thing to do?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Could chrono working become the new employment trained in New
Zealand allows staff to work to their body clock rather
than nine to five. Employers could choose their own work
hours based on their circadian rhythm or their personal sleeping
patterns of.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Lazy, get up and go to freaking work. All these
things that people do actually make them miserable and depressed.
You know, you've got to do hard things. You've got
to get up in the morning, you've got to go
to work. You got to put in a good day,
go home, hang out with your family.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
You've got to do that.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
You can't make the whole world operate around your lame
circadian rhythms.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Where do I sign for that petition? Is that something
that I have? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Tell you Who'll tell you who? You'll be sharing ours with?
Kim dot Com he does that? Yeah, well, how we
talked to him about that? He's pH Zeke.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
How would you describe as for Zeke? If that's if
he's the poster boy for Chrono Working, I'll describe as
large and a.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Potential blow for the Bulldogs ahead of the NRL elimination
final against the Seagulls on Sunday, when josh At o'carr
has allegedly returned a positive roadside test for cocaine, it
hasn't been charged pending further analysis of his sample.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Would cocaine help you, because I imagine if you're like,
you know, like a massive cocaine binge, you're going to
have pretty low serotonin by the time you run onto
the field. I think of anything, it would be the
opposite of a performance enhancing drake.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Well, did it help or hinder? Maridonna good question. He
seemed to do pretty well.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
For a while.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, he's no longer with us, is he.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
He was one of those rare cocaine heads that was
also come dot comics, wasn't he?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
He was then Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Now, this is a segment seven forty. This is our
health and wellbeing segment news you can use, and today
we're going to talk about how to break up well.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yes, to break up or deal with a breakup? Dealing
with a breakup, because the best way to break up
is just to seeing them a text and then delete
their numbers. Absolutely, it's the cowardly way, rip off. If
you're a text How long can you be seeing someone
before you break it up with the text? I reckon?
I reckon No, none time?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Six months?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Six months a six months? You can break up with
the text?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, I reckon? Six months is acceptable?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Wow, I think if you if you're I mean, what's
the level of communication. I mean obviously if you've moved
in and things have excelerated quickly, then necessarily idea.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
He was going to break up. This is off topic,
but if you're going to break up with someone and
you took them out for dinner, have the proper conversation,
right would you say before the maine is served or
just after the dessert.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Don't take someone out to dinner to break up with them.
Go around to their house. You go around to their house.
You don't wait for them to be at your house.
You go around to their house. You do the honorable thing,
and you say, look, this is not working.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
I'm sorry about this. Do you bring a box or
your stuff?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
What?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Do you bring a box for your stuff? And you
go around and grab your stuff at that point?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Okay, so you're living with the person.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
No.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I mean like if you if you're in a relationship
and you're not living with them, you'll often have stuff
that accumulates around at their house, such as a toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Come on, you don't take your toothbrush. You leave your
toothbrush in there.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
So do you arrive with their box and empty their
box and stuff and then fill your box?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I think you worry about the box. I think stay
away from the box.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Okay, okay, well this.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Is my question.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
You're going wrong. You've got to be stay away from
the box, go back to the box. And that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Around situations when when you got to break up with someone.
If you go around to your house, then you might
end up in a situation where I don't know, sparks
start flying and you know, you remind each other.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
This is why you have to be careful because so
that's why you say the text, because if you get
close together, then you.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Might end up changing your mind as well as what
I'm saying is if you see the person in person,
I think it can sway you emotionally, Jerry, and like you,
you know, you end up probably wanting to make love
for a final time or something like that.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Well maybe you make love for a final time and
then you have to put it off for the next week,
well as the next day.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
I guess that The other question is like as a
soft landing, what the person wants or do you have
to give them something to hate this because there's nothing
worse than some that's behaved completely. Someone may have completely
respond responsibly and then you've got nothing to you go all.
This person's also a really good guy.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Okay, so you're saying cheat on them and then make
sure that they find out about it, and then you
don't deserve.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Now and then they can Then then then they can
know that you're rubbish, you know what I mean. But
if you're incredibly, if you're amazing, you're coming and you're incredible,
and you're such a gentleman about it, then they're really
losing something. But if you make yourself tune yourself into
an absolute piece of crap for the last month, then
you're doing them a favor. You are You are.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Evil what you We were not meant to be talking
about how to break up with someone, how to cope
with it? A breakup?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Okay, well we're going to have to come back to
the health and well being part of it, and we
are not doing that.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Is not news you can use. That does news you
can't use, I can't use. Jerry Show you Yes six
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Speaker 5 (39:29):
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Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Jeremy weekday morning from six until.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Nice to have your company this morning on The Matt
and Jerry Show, Tuesday, the tenth of September twenty twenty four.
For a little later on in the show, we're going
to attempt to go back over the how to deal
with the breakup topic that we started to talk about,
but then we lost our way.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah, and we got confused because we were trying to
break up with people. But this is topics more about
how do you deal if someone's broken up with you
or the relationship is ended, not you're trying to extricate
yourself from relationship.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, this text here on three for three just in
little known. In fact, the text function on the phone
was developed specifically for breaking up messages. Is that right?
As a rip?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
The band aid off to just text it, Like, say,
you've been with Tozzi for twenty five years. If you
wanted to end, it'd be difficult because you own a
house together, if you've got two kids, very difficult, Like
if you just texted her now and said, hey, it's
not working for me.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh yeah, imagine that. It seems like I'll tell you
what it would mean if you did receive a text
like that, and I reckon. If you receive a text breakup,
it does automatically make you think of the person who
you were going out with as a piece of crap,
So it probably helps you to break away. From the movie.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
There was spineless womp, Yeah, totally, like, yeah, I mean,
do you want to be with someone that can't face
you for the breakout exactly.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, So we'll attempt to crack back into that later.
But up next, let's get stuck back into the four
pillars of mince based meals. This has proved to be
very popular on the text machine three for eight three
oh eight hundred headache hell Little.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Known fact Foulers. The first text message was sent to
nineteen ninety two and it was Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
That's nice, isn't It?

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Just found that out when I was sitching up whether
or not that text was true?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
And then did they break up with them after that?

Speaker 5 (41:32):
And maybe then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
So every Tuesday we'll look for the four pillars of
a particular topic. And since Matt, you and executive producer
Ruder both had minced paste meals last night for dinner,
huge yess, we are looking for the four pillars of
space meals.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
I couldn't believe that Ruder puts in the group chat
a shot of the spag Bolly's making for his kids.
At that very moment, I'm making minch n Mints night
shows for my kids. So I had four hundred grand
Ammium beef mints in front of me.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Incredible.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
When Bruder shared that with the all.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Of us, and what did you have an end? Were
you running anarchocho?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
What did you put the nachos?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
A bit of Well, interestingly the kids had with the nachos.
I mean, what's the big difference. Really, it's like some
mints of some yeah, tomatoes and there's some beans in there,
and there's and then there was some nacho flavoring, and
there was some bloody whole peel tomatoes in there. There's
some onions in there.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
I don't know why I asked you. It's exactly what
I should have expected. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, I'm just falling asleep listening to us. Yeah, so
I mean what you put hopefully you put it on
a bed of taco chips.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Yep, for the kids, But I had mine on a
solid bed.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
You have changed, haven't you.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah? But my left hand kept reaching into the Nato
chip bag and trying to upgrade it from the cellar
because it was very disappointing watch people having proper natchos.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Of course, you fellows ever run into the situation where
you've made a homemade nachos for one and then you
find yourself there's just no other way but the entire
bag of nacho chips that you've used to plod with it,
just keep going.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
It's hard to get through the make of the nachos
and have a single nacho chip remaining finished.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Where do you guys sit on the nachos with baked
beans and cheese on top of them without the mints on.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Top of the bench. Where do you sit on it?
What do you say?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
So?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Where do you where do you sit on on? The
nacho's not made with mince, so you just go with
the baked bean and then a and then some great
cheese on the top, baked with.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
The with the chips open to camps thing as well?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
What about camp natchos with just a you saying just
baked beans rather than Mexican chili beans. Yeah, I love
a camp nacho so good. I freaking love a camp
Nacho's basically baked beans, mints and onion.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Really also, no go one step even for the back
met I think like I always growing, My father always
served me on a Sunday night for dinner, just chips
like nacho chips, and then just cannon bake beans on
top of that with some grated cheese. Try it, actually,
I know, look it sounds awful. It sounds horrific, but
it tastes so good. Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Where do you guys sit on a jacket potato? Yes,
carved out, mashed up a little bit after it's been
on the oven, and then baked. Beans put inside of
that and then cheese on the top of that and baked.
Where do you sit on that?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I think that sounds delicious, but it's not in the
in the sphere that we're talking about now, we're talking
about theater of mince.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, no, it's completely different. Yeah, you've gone off topic,
but you know I would sit on that.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Where do you go sit on this text that came
through and three for three? Hey boys, what do you
sit on this? These four pillars here? Nacho's Lazania, spaghetti bowl, tacos.
That sounds pretty solid to.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Menarchos zagnyagny spag bowl and taro. Yeah, well it's pretty solid.
I mean, would you leave out a mince on toast?
I mean, mince on toast surely has to be one
of the four pillars of a minced based dish.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Isn't it you?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I mean, it's doesn't it cure? Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Surely? Is anyone just cooking up mince and eating up
with a spoon, nothing added. You've got to put that
on toast. You gotta mop it up with something.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
The Mat and Jerry Show this morning, we're.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Looking for the footballers of mince based dishes, and I
can say that this one should not feature here Gray
mince white death. What is mixed be done?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Ah? This is an interesting point the Sex and Makes
on three for three from further from my earlier vote.
My family is very partial to mince on toast, but
it's always the day after a spag bowl or a
mince taco dinner the night before, never an intentional making
mince on the toast. That's that. I mean, that is
the greatest mints on toast you ever have. If you've
got your leftover spag bowl or your leftover nacho or

(45:31):
your leftover chili kN kahan, you put that on toast.
You grate some cheese on that. Hello. I know, Jerry,
you'll you'll crack an egg on top of that as well.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I'll put an egg on top of that one hundred percent.
But I mean, if you're.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Starting off, you're cracking out your poach it and then
put it on that, I'll poach yeah, I'll go poach.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
But if you start off with the you make this this,
you make the mince, you know, sauce based meal part
of it, you know, and then you go spag bowl
that first night, Night number two, you go mince on toast,
Night number three, Jesus into a lasagna.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Holy most.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
See how that's coming up the back end.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
You're dumping two kgsut premium beef mints and that at
the start to make it recyclable for that long.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
You make a big one. And I think that's part
of the good thing about monce'ss versatility. But what you
can do is you can make a huge amount of
it and you get economy in scale. Plus you can
then freeze that whatever you're not using you freeze and
then you come back later and then you don't have
to make it.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Wow. Hey, this text that this pervert is texted through
mince tatar? Would that just be raw mints?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Oh yeah, like steak tartar as you just mince, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
You're just getting in to get taking a spoon to
a poddle of your Jimbo's dog meat. That's basically they're
callingentt of that, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Now Hamburgers. We started talking about this at seven o'clock. Yeah,
are we going to allow Hamburgers as a vote? I
mean it's got a patter, it's got months.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Fun fact, not made out of ham Hamburgers often.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Mints because it comes from Hamburg Hamburg right, hamburg.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah, so that's months. But it's also got bread crumbs
in it, and an egg.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Can do egg every month's past. She's got other bits
in it. I've told you before. I mean one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
We would accept a mince and cheese pie as and mincestash,
wouldn't we.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, so I think we have to accept burgers.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Hey, speaking of spag bowl, I went to a restaurant
in Mount Eden called Pasta Corde Pasta and a Cordi,
and on the front page of the menu, it's a
very fancy Italian restaurant says spag bowl is not an
Italian dish.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Okay, those situations constructing personally around and.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
So you know what I took in for an article.
I took in a cannon spaghetti what is spaghetti and
put it on toast and ask them to review that
they were horrified by.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Yeah, I think Italians struggle a little bit with the
can spy. They I don't like the idea of that.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Well, and it's kind of weird even though I love it,
because you're putting sort of carbs on carbs. You're putting like,
you know, the the pasta is kind of the of
the spag boll situation, and then you're putting all of
that on top of more brid Yes, that's right, I
mean cheesing the hell out of it, a whole block
a tasty on top of it.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
I've always been a fan of the mints on toast,
but we were talking off here. There was a time
when mints on toast was deeply, deeply unfashionable.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, it was from canteens at workplaces and tea rooms
and it was stinky old gray mints. It was kind
of a weird. It was like you couldn't believe it existed.
It was a joke meal. And then people have really
fancied it up, and now there's narrow a cafe that
doesn't charge you twenty nine five for a mince on time.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Call me crazy, but is there a world where it's
almost actually half decent for you that meal in terms
of meals that you can throw to get it? Last minute. Yeah,
you get a couple carbs and there with you tip
bits of toast. You've got protein and you can have
an egg on that or a bit of Vigi's in there.
You're away laughing.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Put that on a bit of vogels pretty healthy, yep,
or a chibata.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
The other thing is a few slices of ever socado
shall pull in some green contents.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
But don't forget about a meat loaf. Sciss this text
pretty good? How could I?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Then?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
This morning, we're looking for the four pillars of minced
based meals. Keep those suggestions coming in three four, three,
eight hundred hardaki. We will announce the four pillars of
mince based meals before nine o'clock this morning. We just
have to tell it votes. At this stage, there are
a huge amount of votes coming through on the text machine.
In fact, I might be I might hazard to guess
this maybe the most we've ever had.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
It's going off. Someone's actually some people are taking this
very seriously. Someone's sent through their four pillars. But there
if after the chat they're changing nachos from one of
the pillars to hamburgers, they're dropping one of their pillars
from Nachos to Hamburger, find their other votes and then
take that away, or we have to take one off.
We have to take one off Narcho's because which is
doing very well. Actually Nachos is a mince meal. I've
got to say, spag bowl doing very well, Mince and

(49:51):
cheese pie doing very well. In the four pillars of
mince meals.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Now, we talked about it in the seven o'clock hour
this morning, fellas, but a few people joining us since then.
In regards to mince the it's not beef mints. So
with a couple of questions around the Shepherd's Pie once again,
which is we know as we find around lamb. Yeah,
that's right, So how do we feel about that? Are
we living that out?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I'm not open to porkmants.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
You're not open to pork mids. Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I don't think there'll be a lot of votes for
chicken mints or porkmants, but I think we have to
if people want to vote for that, then I think
we've got to count those votes.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
When you're putting chicken mints and a guida and what
a guida or something?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
No, No, are you talking about lab.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
You must remember this man you see something with g
It was like a goyser, goyser geyser.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Well, there's a bit of mince and a goyser. What
about chicken chicken mins in the portmans and the probably
put some beef mints, maybe even some landmnts. Of course
there's the there's the frying saucer. Now that probably involves
a bit of mints. What's the frying saucer? Frying saucer?
You would have had a frying saucer before, like they
kind of like ressole things that used to get from

(50:53):
the frozen food so focused.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
I don't know what those are either.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Frying saucer. No, I don't remember the Hey cookie boy
add with the frying saucer.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
That sounds a little bit upper echelon of society.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I think it was embracist, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Chili Coon Khn says the six of the best mince
meal ever, rice, bas mince beans, veggies, Mexicano corn chips
around the outside. Oh yeah, I love a Chili Coon Khan.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Is there any way we can bridge the four pillars
of mince based dishes with that chat that we were
having at about seven forty this morning about breaking up
with your partner and how to deal with a breakup.
If someone's broken up with you, you come around with
a plate of mince on toast, Well, maybe a break
up lasagna. You turn up with a lazagna and you're like, look, sorry,
I don't want to be with you anymore. It's not

(51:40):
it's not you, it's me. I'm just currently going to
a few things and I'm like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
There's a comfort meal.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
And then you go and here's a lasagna.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Yeah, there's twenty five years of marriage and here's a lasagna.
By the way, I'm not moving on the prenup.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
So do you mean like someone's passing the family, you
will take them some food and stuff like that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Did you do that for a breakup?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Do you take a meal around?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
You'd be laughed out for the rest of time though,
in that friend group. I don't know if you want
to be the guy that came around and broke up
with you with a lasagna in your hand.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
What about a warming soup or just like a like
a ter minute soup, chicken and vegetables, chicken noodle soup,
healing soup, a counter, tomato soup, break.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Up and whatever way you want to.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Here are the frying sauces there they are. Look at irvines,
frying sauces, beef and vegetable. Are they rissoles? They're basically rissoles.
Keep the votes coming in three four US three eight, Haicky,
or you can send us a talkback message by your
iHeartRadio app. We will count those votes. We'll lock them
in before nine. This is the mat and Jerry.

Speaker 9 (52:39):
Shape's Jeremy where.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
From six?

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Sentem your hot.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
That heath Jeremy Wells the Maiden.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
It's a thirty one time for you a Radiohoda can
use headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith sees a gang patch ban in
certain people's homes as an extra tool for police. A
power has been added to the bill proposing to ban
gang patches in public.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
It seems weird. I mean, public's one thing, but in
your house, can't you wear whatever you want? I mean,
I sometimes walk around my house nude, you know, But
I wouldn't walk down the street nude, and I'd expect
to be arrested if I was. But if they start
coming into my house and arresting me when I'm in
the shower. I'll be urious.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I would have thought basic human right theah, still.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
We're at you want in your house. I I'm no
fan of the gangs, but you can't go kicking in
the doors and arresting someone for having on a jacket.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I say, Nanny State, do you a complex manhunt for
Australian police as they widen their search if it's globally
to find a man who allegedly poured boiling hot coffee
on a nine month old baby in Brisbane, investigator save
the thirty three year old is aware of policemth the
method and has fled the country.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
So what he was? He wanted to do this? He's aware?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
What is?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
He's a serial criminal throwing a boiling hot coffee on
a nine year old baby. Also, if you want us
to join the global man hunt, we're going to need
to have a description, aren't we, and some idea where
he's gone. I mean, are you gonna you're going to
arm up and join the global hunt for that one? Jeremy?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I got to say, I mean, I wonder why you
would throw a boiling hot coffee on a nine month
old baby? Why would you do that. There's no reason
you would ever want to do that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Is it an a random attack? Is it a baby
that he knew that?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
The baby gets smart to him?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
How do you? How do you make light?

Speaker 1 (54:38):
And NFL great Tom Brady has made his Fox Sports
commentary debut, and the Dallas Cowboys thirty three seventeen went
over the Cleveland Browns. It's part of a six hundred
and ten million dollar deal across ten years.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
How much is Gilane paying you to do the acc commentary?
Certainly not six hundred and ten million, not even six
dollars ten to be fear, You're no, Tom bra No,
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Six and ten million dollars across ten years. Ten years
is a long time.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
That is a long time. Yeah, But you know, the
six hundred ten million dollars would be good motivation to
get up in the morning and go to work.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Do you'd think so? The Mat and Jerry Show podcast
this morning, we've been looking for the four pillars of
minced based dishes. That's because you and Ruder Matt had
mince based dishes last night.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
We certainly did. We couldn't believe it. We're saying before
we're in the group, chat Ruder puts up a picture
of the spag Bollies make for his kids. At that
very moment, I had two four hundred gram arm packets
of prime beef mints and I was about to make some.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Night chanes that moment. Did you think we're living in
a simulation? Thought?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
What are the chances of two people in New Zealand
making mince based meals at the same time. I think
it's probably about ninety percent. Yeah, totally, It's very versatile. Hey,
before we go on further, is this such a thing
as mince chow Maine? As this texture is sent through.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Mince chow main that's a mince with a whole lot
of other crap chucked into it and then turned into
a patty and then fried. Would you say that's mince
chow Maine?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
I guess Friend of the show Lung has texted through
minced power.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
That's classic Lyn, isn't it. I mean that doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Is that the first and only vote for mince power today?
I think we've had furious voting all day, but it's
that might be the first one.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
It's from Lung, so I'm going to give it two votes.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yeah, Okay, I'm talking about lung as his conventional lung.
Oh he thinks outside the box, Yeah he does. There's
only one lung.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
There's only one two lungs, don't you. But there's only
one two lungs, but there's only one guy called lung.
All right, furious texting. So here are the results.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
More votes we've ever had before on any four pillars
in the history of the Mattagery Show. So the four
pillars of mince based meals are spag bowl.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Spag bowl, That's what Ruder was making last night. It's
absolute staple of New Zealand food. New Zealand dish. These
spaghetti bolognaise.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Also another traditional New Zealand dish. Pullo number two nachos.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Did you know that nachos is not a Mexican dish
and it's not a Mexican work. Someone just made it
up in a restaurant in the United States of America, California,
I believe it was, and someone said, what do you
call that? And he said, nache.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
It's done. Well yeah Heullo number three, oh yeah, Menson toast.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
See that's an interesting one because you can ever spac
bowl and an art chose next bloody day, you're putting
the leftover on top of some toast that you got
it monson toast, and I'll tell.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
You Russolt fans are going to be disappointed. Hello number
four Menson cheese pie. Wow.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Nothing for the burger a meal No, no burger, no meatballs,
no meatballs, no meat loaf, no, no meat loaft.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
We're not a big meat lofe country, are we?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
No, we're not. For some reason, it's big Bold r
chose mints on toast, mints and cheese pie. Those are
the votes.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Jimbo's will be angry that dogfood didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Six thousand, over six thousand votes and that's.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
What they came up with.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast said news.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
One of the greatest voices of all time and a
fantastic actor, James L. Jones, has passed away. I guess
most people will know him. I mean, he was in
lots and lots of movies, kind of in the Barbarian
Field of Dreams. Hunt for Red Octopa is Lyon King.
He was a voice in that and of course, most famously.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alfer it.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Any further. What a voice and the voice of CNN
for the longest time. Ah yeah, do you remember that?
And Coming to America was a big Yeah. He was
the father of the Coming to America.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
It'd be interesting. I mean, how much it would have
cost him to be your voice for an AIRD. I
guess it's him and Morgan Freeman. You'd pay a lot
to get their voices on an ED and Matthew McConaughey
amazing voice.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
But so when they first.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Shot Star Wars, of course is it Peter Maker I
think was the actor that was in the suit, and
you can see footage of them walking around the set
shooting Star Wars with his voice and going pray, I
don't alter it any further. And it sounded ridiculous, and
he was quite upset when it was replaced with James L. Jones.
But I don't think Star Wars would have been nearly
as successful if you hadn't had that fantastic, incredible pipes

(59:29):
of James Earl Jones, so menacing.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah, totally. How old was he?

Speaker 5 (59:34):
He was.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Born in nineteen thirty one, Oh cheap, it's nineteen thirty one,
So it's ninety three.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Three s heleven Innings.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Yeah, great New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Thanks very much for listening to the Matt and Jerry
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Speaker 3 (59:54):
It was David Prowse. Sorry, I was talking about the
guy that was in Chew Bucker's suit. Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Apologies.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
It was David pre that was in the in the
suit and the death better suit. So apologies to Praps.

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