August 15, 2024 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Louis said, down by the Bebylon leaned larger have my childhood.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Same with me? Why did my school sing it so nuche.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
My school singing? They had it on the radio and
news to on ones, he'd be. They played it a
lot when I was growing up that and I was
on my were the slow and.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
On a level with my first memories of radio drinking.
There's a porn stack called Bona in.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Wondermand video killed the porn star, didn't it. There's no
there's no porn stars anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's a green day seed than they are there porn
stars anymore. That's what they were talking about. Should be
fine this, Let's give them the sugar and hold up.
Let me just crank this fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Sorry, give her.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
One more go.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Jesus and Jesus to serve. Now we have to do it.
We've got to mow the lawn.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
When he in.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
This.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
It's sixteen South August and the year of Our Lord
twenty twenty four. Welcome all you be spokey donkeyes to
the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got a good one organized
for you today. It's about the boy can over the
lawns hain't in the AARs smiling the lawns when it's
a wet whitness.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, all the grasses clumps up. We've got terrible clover
going to our lawn here. And also wouldn't kill Colin
to pick up his own shets because they're all over
the lawn. That's disgusting. Well, why are you running this?
Kakoi kahoe? Who Richard? Where's Richard?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Kahi it coki ohki.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's like every bit of grass has got the long
root out the side. It doesn't look very good.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
It's going to summer though it's cool. Someone pick up
the cabbage tree leaves. It's going to rap around the
bloody rot.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Speaking of that the other day, because I've got a
lot of cabbage trees in my place.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
The other day I had to cabbage bombs running as
well in front of the telly.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I had to. I had to look at the blades
and I thought, this this lawnma is not running very well.
And I looked underneath it and there was like it
was like a flax weaving of bits of beautiful cabbage
tree that had weaved its way around. Yeah, like a
kid there, but but it was thick and I had
(02:49):
to try and cut it out, and it took me
about twenty minutes to cut them all out. Finally, at
one point I was going to give up, and I
was like, no, stick to you do it, finish the task,
keep going, keep going, and I reckon And it took
me a year between fifteen and twenty months. Scar it
was bloody things. Then the moment she was going like
nobody's business after that. Good for you, man, Yeah, thanks lot,
I've got a story about a kid. You want to
(03:10):
hear it.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah, yesterday you guys walked out on my store.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And that's what's worse than that. I actually need to
go to the toilet. So if you want to tell
the story, I'm not going to like.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
It's the way the way I was dreaded yesterday and
Dai spoke podcast. You know what, I think of myself
as the matriarch of this and you can't know.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Us, But what's the difference through a matriarch and a patriarch.
I wass get confused.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
One's female woman and you are the matriarch, mart and parter.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I feel like I'm the matriarch.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, that makes his names basically mart mom, he's the
matriarch he is, I.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Just got a text from someone that said that was
from a friend from England. Goes, I was just looking
through my stuff and I saw a copy of the
Flash DVD and it was signed by Brian may from
Queen and you got it signed from I'm made by Queen.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
How did you do that for me? I can't remember? Wow, yeah,
how did you do that? I didn't. I just faked it.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I interviewed Brian Mayett that I want to break Free
House for MTV Europe like Flash.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, And so my mate, it's quite cool. Paul Upfield,
he goes to me, He goes, he's from Birmingham and
he goes, could you take this along and get it
signed please from Brian may Thank you? I said, fun,
that's already shitting my pants about this interview, and now
I've got to whip out a Flash DVD, even get
him design it. And then I mean he did the
music for it, but he didn't do you know, it's
not the biggest success of all time.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And then what happened when you started cranking this up?
I how did he feel about that?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
He was fucked off? Mate? He was was he?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I mean this was in two thousand and three, and
were you born?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You were? You were? You were barely a little spit
fuck at that point, A you're barely fucking anything. God,
there's a long time ago, two thousand years ago.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
You're sitting in the twenty first yeah for someone out
of the blue from twenty one years ago, just to
fire up. How did you get this bright made DVD
sign for me?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's a long time ago, Yeah, Matt.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
It was a big star in the UK back then.
Look at me now, a fucking absolute piece of ship
down on the mud with.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, it goes, isn't it. Yeah, one day you're a
big star. Next thing you know, you fly to fly tooplace,
to the sun.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
And when I say big star, mass of failure there,
came home and leveraged it into a career, pretending that
some success a Matt.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Do you remember the other day when you had the
toothpaste on your face and no one told you about it?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
In fact, some of us said, I didn't notice it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Is now the time for me to say, Matt, I
love you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I got toothpaste on my face.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, but there's a button open right on your belly button.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh, shit.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh well, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I've just so much happened to me today.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I'm at the cusp of my tea shirt run, so
I've had to wear a shit.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You look good.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I was going to ask you this morning. I was thinking,
why the black collar is?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's a good lot.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I fucking blow up in my face because I was like, shit,
I haven't put the T shirts through because I was
doing a shipload of washing yesterday. Didn't get my T
shirts through. Plus, there's a woman in my house. It's
got a lot of washing, is what. There's a woman
in my house, a woman in the house, and she's
doing a lot of washing. Anyway, sounds so what happens
to me? I don't put the shirt on next thing,
and I have to freaking iron the bastard before I
leave the house.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Ah, Can I ask you a question? It's a very deep, deep,
deep personal question.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Sure you want to do this, it's very deep.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I might not an answer, but you can ask it.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
How often do you do the washing? Are you a
once a weaker? Well, there's this, this is this is this,
there's a fact. There's deep actually okay, okay, so there's
there's all all the sheets from the whole house changed
all the sheets at once.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
At once.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I do a massive sheet day that's on Sunday. Everyone's
big sheets git And this is sometimes sometimes there has
been midwek wash, but generally speaking, I do all and I.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Know that.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I know that, I know that it's disgusting. I need
to wash all the bed sheets once.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
A week, so I do. I do that.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Was and then.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I do all my clothes on one day, and then
there's all the all the boys clothes on another day.
And then there's another person in my house that has
to do multiple.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Washes, avoiding the midwek Why the midweek wash? What happened?
In the middle of what happened? I should the bed okay?
I should the bed do you once a week? I
should the bed okay every now and then I should
be okay, you got.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Who do you run those sheets through a dryer on
the Sunday Because I've got an issue where I don't
have a dry at my place, and I'll just hang
all my sheets out the front and all my sheets
are white. And it causes some you know people locals
thing I might be operating some kind of clue Clox
clan situation out of my fleet because just on a
Sunday there's just I reckon forty white sheets out the front.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Where do you hang them out the front?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Though you're just on flying nuns?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Do you do you have horses and and like crosses
and stuff at that?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Do not have a Do you not have a dryer? No?
Do you not have a washing clothes on?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
No? We don't.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What's a flying nun?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Flying nun is in like a clothes horse clothes I
found this out recently, a metal.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
One that you're trying none that called flying nuns.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
My mother can fucking hate those. When your house, like
when you're flatting, your house is full of people.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You do not mean to have those in your house.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Okay, mate?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Because that moisture, think about it down below into heaven
into the house. Does it into the house? You run
a fucking goes into the house. Doesn't think about how
much moisture was. But what I would.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Say is drying clothes and summer a lot easier than
bunny one time?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It isn't it so much better? Man?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
When I was flating in Dunedin growing up, you put
your clothes on that clothes horse in your house and
there would be no dry three days later.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
So fucking depressing smell of damp laundry.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yes, if laundry doesn't dry in two days, it starts.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
To fucking stink. Rewash, we did it.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Ash when you have to fucking rewash? What about when
you put a load through and then you forget about
it and then you go back to you go hop
we do this and washing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You open the washing machine and get off anything more
than twelve hours and you're going to have to get
to a rewash on that. You leave it for twelve hours, Yeah,
twelve hours.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Washing, you're going to have to rewash that massion toploader
front loader, toploader for me Geniel.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Loader flader, I'm a front lad.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
There would have been a good air back in the day.
It's like like in a like a yeah a megnuspin
rail or something. And it was like, I can I
can imagine the air shot in the store. It's like
front loader or top loader. And then and then he
and then he leans in and goes, oh, Daniel loader.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
That would have been good, like the crown one with
the arise, Sir Richard duck and then he ducked. It's
like a rise, Sir Richard. It was a great ad.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
That was am I right?
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It was so weak even though I knew that was
a week. Yeah, so your top loader, toplader.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Front loader, because we've got the dryer on top.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I've got the dry on top, but also a top lader.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Oh wow, so yours must be on a bracket. Yeah,
the dryers on a bracket. But also my my washing
machine has a bifolding lid. Bisexual, Well fancy you's it's
the Samsung with your bifolding lead. Have there's anyone used
Like I was looking at my washing machine the other day.
It's got about fifty eight functions and I just go
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on and go. Yeah, as anyone that goes through and
goes all the different types of fabrics and makes decisions and.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Sometimes so if I've got a delicate, we're going to
recta questions. Absolutely, And if I've.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Got mine's got a function doesn't do anything different When
there was just it's.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
All about the spin, the spin, the temperature and the
length of the I always gold.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Was I never I never, I never go hot wat ah.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I think that's probably why we supposed to stink. But
I've only got forty five minutes from wash. I want
to put my load in and then take my load out.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know, you're always trying to tell you your load.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I tell you there's some gym there's some gym shirts
and aren't coming back. And I think that's because I'm
not hot washing. It's just not coming back. Actually have
to hot wash them gym ship back on it because
the stinks as much as it did when I took
it off.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You need to nappy sand the ship out of it.
Nappy say, and kill all that back to her, because
you know that's well that smells.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
She's just bacteria that it was not so my bacteria.
My son wore my white tuxedo jacket out to a party.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
This story onlys badly.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, and it and it came back. I don't know what.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
He wore my rim boots and my wife tuxxedo jacket,
and he took it out to a party and it
came back. And I think he went off to find
the brewery of the day.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'll tell you what he through, jungle. He's seventeen, is
what he is, and did he's seventeen? He probably he
probably put a scrumb down somewhere.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Anyway, I used anyway, I used it all my nappy
sand trying to bring back that taxedo jacket and did
it work? You go close, It passes a once over
eye test. But then again, I'm a guy that comes
to work with toothpaste in my face.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
So you have you considered taking into a dry cleaner.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I did consider that, but I thought i'd try and
get it back.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I'm going to take it to a dry cleaner now
I've had the first run in it, and then I've
got to take the r M boots to a cobbler.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I think you've already had to go, and I think
it's gone. I think that after you basically you probably
have embedded those stains into it now, because it's crucial
that first pass of it. Whatever you do in the
first past with the cold or the hot water is
the key.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Mate, we've got an MPC situation, and we've got a
glitch in the mate.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Trix keeps walking past.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
That's Luke Kirkness, son of Sir Murray Kirkness. He's walked
past that same way twice this morning and done the
same action.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
We're in a stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I think.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
But no, mar you just seconds ago you were touting
nappy sand as the savior of the fucking universe you were,
And then now you're saying that me napper sent nappy
sending that that tuckheaded jacket for a day is not enough.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Just depends on whether you went hot or cold water.
Some stain set in cold water, some set in hot water,
depending on what the what the stain was.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, it was every staine you're can imagine I speaking
of stains. You know, after work, you starts feel a
little bit tired. So I ran a couple of week books,
then I fell asleep. Do you guys remember what happened?
So the fucking weekbooks bowl once you let weetbook set
in that concrete, mate, I had to been there. I
don't have done for this. The ball's going.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I took that out and like a steelo or something
about nappy sand. Could you get could you get it
off with nappy sand?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Do you think so?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Control I'd always told my kids that that you've got
to warrant your wheatbox for us it turns to concrete.
So then one of my sons said, when he was
about fourteen, I actually thought that it actually turned to
concrete for real.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Eye.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah, And then I started would walk around as a
kid going houses are made out of dried wheatbooks.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
But it's quite sweet.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, but I can also see how you got there.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Yeah, because if you say to a kid, if you don't,
because they have to believe, take a lot of the
stuff you say at faith at face value as well.
And so if you say that weetboks tend to concrete,
they go, oh, well, that's some information of man.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
But yeah, we're going to take a break now and
then we're going to come back and chat a little
bit more. If that's okay, fellas, has anyone got anything
to tease over the break here?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
I want other areas of your body you can use
an epicent yeah great.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah. And also I want to open a very very
quick brief investigation into Brown Girl and the Ring by
bony m careful.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I'd like to know about Jerry's longest and shortest load.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, sweet, I've got nothing to add in the second half.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Off off, that's what we're sticking around for. Are you
still here? Are you off? Still? You're still here?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Man? You're a company, man band.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
You're I don't like myself for being here. I'll come back.
I know the same things are going to happen again.
But what did you just love you guys too much?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
What did you tease again? There was something you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Tease consumer advice around by dryers.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I tease something that was just kind of a joke, tease,
I don't know, using sound on the ears of your body.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
To blase careful.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Can I say you don't want an inverter one of
those inverter dryers? Can I say, don't buy one of those?
They're stupid that don't work properly. You know the ones
that what do they called? They called inverters.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
There's a heat pump and then there's just a normal
vintage dryer.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Is it a condenser? That's the one that I don't
think there is an inverter. It's meant to it's meant
to get the it's meant to get the clothes out
when you can't, like plummet to the outside. You know
dryers that you can't but doesn't work terrible.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
We had to buy dryer balls. Have you bought dryer balls?
Before you put the little plastic balls your just stop
it from stinking? No, no, no, it stops the sheets
from tangling together. You know how they end up in
a big ball.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Hey, my dry stinks? How do I stop it from stinking?
Is there anything that you stop taking? We sure are you?
Are you clearing out the filter?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Someone left some sheets in there for a month, so someone.
Have you got more than one dryer in your house?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
One?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
So how could you not use the washing machine for
a month, No, the dry the dryer for a month.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Because we don't use the dry very often. It doesn't
work very well. Put some sheets and the dry and
then because we've got like two sets of sheets or
three sets, I can't remember a couple of sets of sheets,
and so she put them on there. Forgot that she
put them on there because hardly used the dry and
then they just staying there for a month and just
absolutely wreaked, got mold on them, all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
There's one thing to do, and I think there's probably
just leave it there, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
VE told you, I think you should. Yeah, I'm thinking
about it. I've thought about it. Don't worry about that.
You just give me her number. I've got her number.
Actually you don't. You don't want to want her.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
The eggs will be punishing, tell you what?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
So ruds right?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
The types of dryers are vented dryers. Yeah, condensed dryers
and heat pump dry a.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Condenser that I've got. That's a shier. Don't get a condenser.
What does it say about condensers?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Condensers canenser dryers have a heat exchanger that removes heat
and moisture from the air that's passed through your washing.
The moisture is collected as water in the reserve, funneled
out of drain. Isn't that where you your washing machine
does anymore? Ship man Vented driers vend drives are simple.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
We know what they are. They suck in the air. Yeah,
and they shrink your clothes. They're good. Heat pump dryers.
These use a small heat pump to heat the ear
that's blowing through your washing. The warm damn ear is
then cool to remove the water clicks in a reserve,
and it's funneled out your ears. Okay, well maybe I've
got one of those. They suck too, I think. Can
(18:12):
you just read that last line and the funneled out
your ass? Oh, I know it's out a drain, so
that wrong.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Well your ass is effectively a drain mat, so you're right, Yes,
I was right? Yeah, still being meant anyone, anyone asked
any questions.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Anyone's still fucking with us, is what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
We're waiting for brownket Man, We're waiting for brown girl
in the ring, and then we're finished.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, I still wanted to know because on my loads
on my washing machine, I've got a quickatine your loads
on your right, boys, I've got a quick or the
laundry ones three hours twenty five. I know those.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's wasting time. I've seen that. Half the time. It
suits there and then it goes and now I'll do
a spun on it.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
And you go, you're waiting for your washing to be done,
and you go down. You go, must be finished because
you go and you can't hear any noise, and there
he goes. You're like, mate, shit, we'll get off the pot.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'd never use that. I've got the everyday function on
minus a fishing pike. Yeah, six minute, fifty nine minutes.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I've got a problem with my Smeg dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I've got a real problem with my Spiag dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
It's it's I use the every day function, but that's broken,
so it's only got the extreme function. So every cycle
is now two hours and forty minutes, smeag rangehert. I
just got a small rainhurt and I had I had
someone up the side of my house building a big
hole for it. It's still fucking noisy ship.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Well that's a good there's probably a good range. It's
probably got some extraction going on there.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
One thousand square meters per hour.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Does that mean?
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Well, some of them are only four hundred. I think
what I did is I got excited and ordered the most.
I think I ordered one for a like basically kitchen
commercial kitchen to get up so for fish and chip shop.
Did someone upsell you said I would like this one.
I think this one, and they got all excited because
they saw a little bit of money coming out. Okay,
so what do you say about this? Show me your
motion trai la la la. Come on, show me your
(20:09):
motion tra la la la la, show me your motion
trail la la la. She looks like a sugar and
a plump, plump plump.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, it's definitely about doing a shit, isn't it. So
the song is called brown Girl in the ring. So
the brown Girl is a huge This is huge in
the ring, which is your ring piece.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Unfortunately, we live in a simulation because the next line is,
all had water run dry, got no way to wash
my clothes, All had water run dry, Got no way
to wash my.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Clothes because they've got skids. I remember one.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Saturday night we fried fish and Johnny cakes. I remember
one Saturday night we had fried fish and Johnny cakes.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Vagina, Oh my god, Jesus. Brown girl and traila, la,
la la, there's a brown girl in the ring. Trailer
la la. I mean it's a joke. It's a ship,
it is, isn't it. Yeah, show me your motion, Yeah,
show me the emotion. She looks like a sugar. What
do you mean, she looks like a sugar and a plum.
She looks like a sugar and a plum. And then
does it say plumb plum Yeah, yeah, of course, so
(21:08):
that is a and it's plums. It's all because they
had fried fish and Johnny cakes. Your plums, your balls.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
So they had fried fish and Johnny cakes. And that's
just really repeated on them. And then they glane the
bathroom and they were in a song about it, and they've.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Called it a brown girl in a ring. It should
should not be allowed. In twenty twenty four, that sort
of stuff. Yeah, right, are we better than that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I would have thought so, I mean, bony im, I
mean it's not a great start. Like you know, I
think I think alarm bell should be raised before they
even got to the point where they're singing about a
brown girl being in the ring?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
What does the M stand for?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You know?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Motherfucker?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh really? What does bony M stand? Okay?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
What does it's a motherfucker stand four?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh? Sorry, that was an accident.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's good though, can you do it?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
This is good? What does the stand for? What does
boney stand for? The band named Bonie M would actually
be It was actually inspired by the Australian Bony series
from the early nineteen seventies. The n is added after
Bony because it sounded good to Farian's ears. So it's the.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Bony shape Bony went from Australia that was the most disappointing.
The German I think I've ever heard of my life
Bony disco group that specialized in R and b rigo
discoing funk. The group was created by German record producer
Frank Farion, who was the group's primary song manufactured group.
They were like originally based in West Germany.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah they were. They were like One Direction or the
Spice Girls.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
So it makes sense that if they're German, they're singing
about movements and.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Also potentially singing in another language. So the lyrics don't
make sense a little bit like Phoenix or the Hunt
or I.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Mean, these guys got so many great tunes. I haven't
realized recute team.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
With them, great song here we go rank This is
a tune. So it's all produced by some German dude
and where some people in the front.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Simon On Ratti Davis.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
He's not hardy.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't know what it like that I rappity Davis.
This this the but learns that's what. Yeah, here we go,
There we go Tea, Oh yeah, hell yeah. Ima takes
a key.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
With let's go.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Well here we go. Should have started here. Thought that
was good.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We get.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So interesting. It's like he's telling a right aside that
guy doing val.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You're listening to Coast by him now with Mary's Boy Child.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
This one's on all of Christmas, isn't this is good?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
What about Daddy Cools of the song Daddy Cools?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You see correct? They want it for your intros.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Are too long.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
I agree, that's because it's the fairy and the producer
wanted to put a stamp on it before you bought
the singers in.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Oh, this is a chune, a lot of boezy Lake
a piss Daddy Cools? What air is that on brad Stones.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Rooting out of tears?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Really good?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
I don't really is that real?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I reckon it would be real and the yeah, it
would have been real. In the Cites Good nineteen seventy six,
she's crazy like.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Trying to find that Daddy Coo where she's crazy like
a fool?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What about Daddy Cole and he's just used the feminem
and then they've gone with the masculine that it doesn't
make sense.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Daddy Cool, Oh, Daddy Daddy Coos, Ladies, come on Daddy.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, look, come on Daddy Cool. Oh that's good. What
about by the Rivers of Bedlin? What it call you
to play the Biggest hut?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Hell is the way you talk to me?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Call you to play the biggest hut? Sing as we've
gone to the bony and special it's his birthday to
day and you're talking to them like that.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
No, that's someday actually but he will still talk to me.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I've got I've got a prison for you today.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Excuse me, You've got a prison.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It'll be it'll be a fart that's so far I
can see.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
As a present. But I'm not going to give it
to you now. I'll give it to you out in
the office.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yes, we're gonna have to go to the bathroom together
and you're gonna give it to me there. Oh, that's
one of those kinds of prisons because at a powdery.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Prison he knows me so well.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
No, I think you're gonna I think you're gonna like
I think you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Like this prison. I think you're gonna like this prison.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Also a great condition of a little drummer boy.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And then go on to they got onto the Christmas
songs that were smart. That that guy what's his naming him?
The main guy Frank Farry and Frank Lloyd right, Frank Ferran,
Frank Farrian, Frank Farran in.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
According to my system here the composer was Dowey slash Farron, Oh,
Frank Farrian.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
After bony In, he went on to Formvanily.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yes famous, Yeah, what song did you want me to
crank up? Before Jerry, I wanted you to crank up
by the Rivers of Babylon.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh mate, say no more?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Then?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Can I put in the que Sonny because that's my
favorite phonyum song.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Do you know that the first single of Boney was
called Baby Do You Want to Bump?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
That's about I told you that Farians fans are pissed
Baby Do you want to bum Bump?
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Sorry, he wasn't known for his Baby do You Want
to bumbs?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Th controversial first single.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I've not a lot of subtle site when it comes
to bone him was there as well? What is this
song about? In all seriousness by the rivers of Bbylon
and if you tell me it's about being by the
rivers of Babylon.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, by the rivers are.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh yeah, it's a Boney in special.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, you can't say that anymore. Okay, that's now we're
going to shut this down. I want to down.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
I don't want to alarm you, but there's someone jiggling
some ropes behind you.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's part of the Zionist conspiracy. We can't play that.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Resterferians identify themselves as belonging to the twelve Tribes of Israel.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, Zion. It's like Zegie Marli when he came over
here not longer. Oh, here we go this one taking
you back to the sixties sexties apparently. Wow, this is
quite a song. Sex I got sounds like the seventies
to me.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Really popular of this going around right now?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You're read a lot out at the clubs. Yeah, Sonny
is a greatesome go out, all right? Kill me fucking
sorry about Yeah, it's a terrible all right then?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Okay, okay, So one thing about that podcast, it would
be probably.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
This have a great weekend, a little prison for your mission?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, sweet uns up.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway.
Set to download, like, subscribe, writer, review all those great things.
It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
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or just google the bastard.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed.
Give them a taste of keiw from me.
Louis said, down by the Bebylon leaned larger have my childhood.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Same with me? Why did my school sing it so nuche.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
My school singing? They had it on the radio and
news to on ones, he'd be. They played it a
lot when I was growing up that and I was
on my were the slow and.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
On a level with my first memories of radio drinking.
There's a porn stack called Bona in.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Wondermand video killed the porn star, didn't it. There's no
there's no porn stars anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's a green day seed than they are there porn
stars anymore. That's what they were talking about. Should be
fine this, Let's give them the sugar and hold up.
Let me just crank this fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Sorry, give her.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
One more go.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Jesus and Jesus to serve. Now we have to do it.
We've got to mow the lawn.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
When he in.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
This.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
It's sixteen South August and the year of Our Lord
twenty twenty four. Welcome all you be spokey donkeyes to
the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got a good one organized
for you today. It's about the boy can over the
lawns hain't in the AARs smiling the lawns when it's
a wet whitness.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, all the grasses clumps up. We've got terrible clover
going to our lawn here. And also wouldn't kill Colin
to pick up his own shets because they're all over
the lawn. That's disgusting. Well, why are you running this?
Kakoi kahoe? Who Richard? Where's Richard?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Kahi it coki ohki.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's like every bit of grass has got the long
root out the side. It doesn't look very good.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
It's going to summer though it's cool. Someone pick up
the cabbage tree leaves. It's going to rap around the
bloody rot.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Speaking of that the other day, because I've got a
lot of cabbage trees in my place.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
The other day I had to cabbage bombs running as
well in front of the telly.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I had to. I had to look at the blades
and I thought, this this lawnma is not running very well.
And I looked underneath it and there was like it
was like a flax weaving of bits of beautiful cabbage
tree that had weaved its way around. Yeah, like a
kid there, but but it was thick and I had
(02:49):
to try and cut it out, and it took me
about twenty minutes to cut them all out. Finally, at
one point I was going to give up, and I
was like, no, stick to you do it, finish the task,
keep going, keep going, and I reckon And it took
me a year between fifteen and twenty months. Scar it
was bloody things. Then the moment she was going like
nobody's business after that. Good for you, man, Yeah, thanks lot,
I've got a story about a kid. You want to
(03:10):
hear it.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah, yesterday you guys walked out on my store.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And that's what's worse than that. I actually need to
go to the toilet. So if you want to tell
the story, I'm not going to like.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
It's the way the way I was dreaded yesterday and
Dai spoke podcast. You know what, I think of myself
as the matriarch of this and you can't know.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Us, But what's the difference through a matriarch and a patriarch.
I wass get confused.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
One's female woman and you are the matriarch, mart and parter.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I feel like I'm the matriarch.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, that makes his names basically mart mom, he's the
matriarch he is, I.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Just got a text from someone that said that was
from a friend from England. Goes, I was just looking
through my stuff and I saw a copy of the
Flash DVD and it was signed by Brian may from
Queen and you got it signed from I'm made by Queen.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
How did you do that for me? I can't remember? Wow, yeah,
how did you do that? I didn't. I just faked it.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I interviewed Brian Mayett that I want to break Free
House for MTV Europe like Flash.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, And so my mate, it's quite cool. Paul Upfield,
he goes to me, He goes, he's from Birmingham and
he goes, could you take this along and get it
signed please from Brian may Thank you? I said, fun,
that's already shitting my pants about this interview, and now
I've got to whip out a Flash DVD, even get
him design it. And then I mean he did the
music for it, but he didn't do you know, it's
not the biggest success of all time.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And then what happened when you started cranking this up?
I how did he feel about that?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
He was fucked off? Mate? He was was he?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I mean this was in two thousand and three, and
were you born?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You were? You were? You were barely a little spit
fuck at that point, A you're barely fucking anything. God,
there's a long time ago, two thousand years ago.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
You're sitting in the twenty first yeah for someone out
of the blue from twenty one years ago, just to
fire up. How did you get this bright made DVD
sign for me?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's a long time ago, Yeah, Matt.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
It was a big star in the UK back then.
Look at me now, a fucking absolute piece of ship
down on the mud with.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, it goes, isn't it. Yeah, one day you're a
big star. Next thing you know, you fly to fly tooplace,
to the sun.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
And when I say big star, mass of failure there,
came home and leveraged it into a career, pretending that
some success a Matt.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Do you remember the other day when you had the
toothpaste on your face and no one told you about it?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
In fact, some of us said, I didn't notice it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Is now the time for me to say, Matt, I
love you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I got toothpaste on my face.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, but there's a button open right on your belly button.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh, shit.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh well, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I've just so much happened to me today.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I'm at the cusp of my tea shirt run, so
I've had to wear a shit.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You look good.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I was going to ask you this morning. I was thinking,
why the black collar is?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's a good lot.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I fucking blow up in my face because I was like, shit,
I haven't put the T shirts through because I was
doing a shipload of washing yesterday. Didn't get my T
shirts through. Plus, there's a woman in my house. It's
got a lot of washing, is what. There's a woman
in my house, a woman in the house, and she's
doing a lot of washing. Anyway, sounds so what happens
to me? I don't put the shirt on next thing,
and I have to freaking iron the bastard before I
leave the house.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Ah, Can I ask you a question? It's a very deep, deep,
deep personal question.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Sure you want to do this, it's very deep.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I might not an answer, but you can ask it.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
How often do you do the washing? Are you a
once a weaker? Well, there's this, this is this is this,
there's a fact. There's deep actually okay, okay, so there's
there's all all the sheets from the whole house changed
all the sheets at once.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
At once.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I do a massive sheet day that's on Sunday. Everyone's
big sheets git And this is sometimes sometimes there has
been midwek wash, but generally speaking, I do all and I.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Know that.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I know that, I know that it's disgusting. I need
to wash all the bed sheets once.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
A week, so I do. I do that.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Was and then.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I do all my clothes on one day, and then
there's all the all the boys clothes on another day.
And then there's another person in my house that has
to do multiple.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Washes, avoiding the midwek Why the midweek wash? What happened?
In the middle of what happened? I should the bed okay?
I should the bed do you once a week? I
should the bed okay every now and then I should
be okay, you got.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Who do you run those sheets through a dryer on
the Sunday Because I've got an issue where I don't
have a dry at my place, and I'll just hang
all my sheets out the front and all my sheets
are white. And it causes some you know people locals
thing I might be operating some kind of clue Clox
clan situation out of my fleet because just on a
Sunday there's just I reckon forty white sheets out the front.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Where do you hang them out the front?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Though you're just on flying nuns?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Do you do you have horses and and like crosses
and stuff at that?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Do not have a Do you not have a dryer? No?
Do you not have a washing clothes on?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
No? We don't.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What's a flying nun?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Flying nun is in like a clothes horse clothes I
found this out recently, a metal.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
One that you're trying none that called flying nuns.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
My mother can fucking hate those. When your house, like
when you're flatting, your house is full of people.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You do not mean to have those in your house.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Okay, mate?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Because that moisture, think about it down below into heaven
into the house. Does it into the house? You run
a fucking goes into the house. Doesn't think about how
much moisture was. But what I would.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Say is drying clothes and summer a lot easier than
bunny one time?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It isn't it so much better? Man?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
When I was flating in Dunedin growing up, you put
your clothes on that clothes horse in your house and
there would be no dry three days later.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
So fucking depressing smell of damp laundry.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yes, if laundry doesn't dry in two days, it starts.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
To fucking stink. Rewash, we did it.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Ash when you have to fucking rewash? What about when
you put a load through and then you forget about
it and then you go back to you go hop
we do this and washing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You open the washing machine and get off anything more
than twelve hours and you're going to have to get
to a rewash on that. You leave it for twelve hours, Yeah,
twelve hours.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Washing, you're going to have to rewash that massion toploader
front loader, toploader for me Geniel.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Loader flader, I'm a front lad.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
There would have been a good air back in the day.
It's like like in a like a yeah a megnuspin
rail or something. And it was like, I can I
can imagine the air shot in the store. It's like
front loader or top loader. And then and then he
and then he leans in and goes, oh, Daniel loader.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
That would have been good, like the crown one with
the arise, Sir Richard duck and then he ducked. It's
like a rise, Sir Richard. It was a great ad.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
That was am I right?
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It was so weak even though I knew that was
a week. Yeah, so your top loader, toplader.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Front loader, because we've got the dryer on top.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I've got the dry on top, but also a top lader.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Oh wow, so yours must be on a bracket. Yeah,
the dryers on a bracket. But also my my washing
machine has a bifolding lid. Bisexual, Well fancy you's it's
the Samsung with your bifolding lead. Have there's anyone used
Like I was looking at my washing machine the other day.
It's got about fifty eight functions and I just go
(10:50):
on and go. Yeah, as anyone that goes through and
goes all the different types of fabrics and makes decisions and.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Sometimes so if I've got a delicate, we're going to
recta questions. Absolutely, And if I've.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Got mine's got a function doesn't do anything different When
there was just it's.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
All about the spin, the spin, the temperature and the
length of the I always gold.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Was I never I never, I never go hot wat ah.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I think that's probably why we supposed to stink. But
I've only got forty five minutes from wash. I want
to put my load in and then take my load out.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know, you're always trying to tell you your load.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I tell you there's some gym there's some gym shirts
and aren't coming back. And I think that's because I'm
not hot washing. It's just not coming back. Actually have
to hot wash them gym ship back on it because
the stinks as much as it did when I took
it off.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You need to nappy sand the ship out of it.
Nappy say, and kill all that back to her, because
you know that's well that smells.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
She's just bacteria that it was not so my bacteria.
My son wore my white tuxedo jacket out to a party.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
This story onlys badly.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, and it and it came back. I don't know what.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
He wore my rim boots and my wife tuxxedo jacket,
and he took it out to a party and it
came back. And I think he went off to find
the brewery of the day.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'll tell you what he through, jungle. He's seventeen, is
what he is, and did he's seventeen? He probably he
probably put a scrumb down somewhere.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Anyway, I used anyway, I used it all my nappy
sand trying to bring back that taxedo jacket and did
it work? You go close, It passes a once over
eye test. But then again, I'm a guy that comes
to work with toothpaste in my face.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
So you have you considered taking into a dry cleaner.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I did consider that, but I thought i'd try and
get it back.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I'm going to take it to a dry cleaner now
I've had the first run in it, and then I've
got to take the r M boots to a cobbler.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I think you've already had to go, and I think
it's gone. I think that after you basically you probably
have embedded those stains into it now, because it's crucial
that first pass of it. Whatever you do in the
first past with the cold or the hot water is
the key.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Mate, we've got an MPC situation, and we've got a
glitch in the mate.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Trix keeps walking past.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
That's Luke Kirkness, son of Sir Murray Kirkness. He's walked
past that same way twice this morning and done the
same action.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
We're in a stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I think.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
But no, mar you just seconds ago you were touting
nappy sand as the savior of the fucking universe you were,
And then now you're saying that me napper sent nappy
sending that that tuckheaded jacket for a day is not enough.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Just depends on whether you went hot or cold water.
Some stain set in cold water, some set in hot water,
depending on what the what the stain was.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, it was every staine you're can imagine I speaking
of stains. You know, after work, you starts feel a
little bit tired. So I ran a couple of week books,
then I fell asleep. Do you guys remember what happened?
So the fucking weekbooks bowl once you let weetbook set
in that concrete, mate, I had to been there. I
don't have done for this. The ball's going.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I took that out and like a steelo or something
about nappy sand. Could you get could you get it
off with nappy sand?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Do you think so?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Control I'd always told my kids that that you've got
to warrant your wheatbox for us it turns to concrete.
So then one of my sons said, when he was
about fourteen, I actually thought that it actually turned to
concrete for real.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Eye.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah, And then I started would walk around as a
kid going houses are made out of dried wheatbooks.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
But it's quite sweet.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, but I can also see how you got there.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Yeah, because if you say to a kid, if you don't,
because they have to believe, take a lot of the
stuff you say at faith at face value as well.
And so if you say that weetboks tend to concrete,
they go, oh, well, that's some information of man.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
But yeah, we're going to take a break now and
then we're going to come back and chat a little
bit more. If that's okay, fellas, has anyone got anything
to tease over the break here?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
I want other areas of your body you can use
an epicent yeah great.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah. And also I want to open a very very
quick brief investigation into Brown Girl and the Ring by
bony m careful.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I'd like to know about Jerry's longest and shortest load.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, sweet, I've got nothing to add in the second half.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Off off, that's what we're sticking around for. Are you
still here? Are you off? Still? You're still here?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Man? You're a company, man band.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
You're I don't like myself for being here. I'll come back.
I know the same things are going to happen again.
But what did you just love you guys too much?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
What did you tease again? There was something you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Tease consumer advice around by dryers.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I tease something that was just kind of a joke, tease,
I don't know, using sound on the ears of your body.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
To blase careful.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Can I say you don't want an inverter one of
those inverter dryers? Can I say, don't buy one of those?
They're stupid that don't work properly. You know the ones
that what do they called? They called inverters.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
There's a heat pump and then there's just a normal
vintage dryer.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Is it a condenser? That's the one that I don't
think there is an inverter. It's meant to it's meant
to get the it's meant to get the clothes out
when you can't, like plummet to the outside. You know
dryers that you can't but doesn't work terrible.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
We had to buy dryer balls. Have you bought dryer balls?
Before you put the little plastic balls your just stop
it from stinking? No, no, no, it stops the sheets
from tangling together. You know how they end up in
a big ball.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Hey, my dry stinks? How do I stop it from stinking?
Is there anything that you stop taking? We sure are you?
Are you clearing out the filter?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Someone left some sheets in there for a month, so someone.
Have you got more than one dryer in your house?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
One?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
So how could you not use the washing machine for
a month, No, the dry the dryer for a month.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Because we don't use the dry very often. It doesn't
work very well. Put some sheets and the dry and
then because we've got like two sets of sheets or
three sets, I can't remember a couple of sets of sheets,
and so she put them on there. Forgot that she
put them on there because hardly used the dry and
then they just staying there for a month and just
absolutely wreaked, got mold on them, all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
There's one thing to do, and I think there's probably
just leave it there, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
VE told you, I think you should. Yeah, I'm thinking
about it. I've thought about it. Don't worry about that.
You just give me her number. I've got her number.
Actually you don't. You don't want to want her.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
The eggs will be punishing, tell you what?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
So ruds right?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
The types of dryers are vented dryers. Yeah, condensed dryers
and heat pump dry a.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Condenser that I've got. That's a shier. Don't get a condenser.
What does it say about condensers?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Condensers canenser dryers have a heat exchanger that removes heat
and moisture from the air that's passed through your washing.
The moisture is collected as water in the reserve, funneled
out of drain. Isn't that where you your washing machine
does anymore? Ship man Vented driers vend drives are simple.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
We know what they are. They suck in the air. Yeah,
and they shrink your clothes. They're good. Heat pump dryers.
These use a small heat pump to heat the ear
that's blowing through your washing. The warm damn ear is
then cool to remove the water clicks in a reserve,
and it's funneled out your ears. Okay, well maybe I've
got one of those. They suck too, I think. Can
(18:12):
you just read that last line and the funneled out
your ass? Oh, I know it's out a drain, so
that wrong.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Well your ass is effectively a drain mat, so you're right, Yes,
I was right? Yeah, still being meant anyone, anyone asked
any questions.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Anyone's still fucking with us, is what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
We're waiting for brownket Man, We're waiting for brown girl
in the ring, and then we're finished.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, I still wanted to know because on my loads
on my washing machine, I've got a quickatine your loads
on your right, boys, I've got a quick or the
laundry ones three hours twenty five. I know those.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's wasting time. I've seen that. Half the time. It
suits there and then it goes and now I'll do
a spun on it.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
And you go, you're waiting for your washing to be done,
and you go down. You go, must be finished because
you go and you can't hear any noise, and there
he goes. You're like, mate, shit, we'll get off the pot.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'd never use that. I've got the everyday function on
minus a fishing pike. Yeah, six minute, fifty nine minutes.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I've got a problem with my Smeg dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I've got a real problem with my Spiag dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
It's it's I use the every day function, but that's broken,
so it's only got the extreme function. So every cycle
is now two hours and forty minutes, smeag rangehert. I
just got a small rainhurt and I had I had
someone up the side of my house building a big
hole for it. It's still fucking noisy ship.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Well that's a good there's probably a good range. It's
probably got some extraction going on there.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
One thousand square meters per hour.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Does that mean?
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Well, some of them are only four hundred. I think
what I did is I got excited and ordered the most.
I think I ordered one for a like basically kitchen
commercial kitchen to get up so for fish and chip shop.
Did someone upsell you said I would like this one.
I think this one, and they got all excited because
they saw a little bit of money coming out. Okay,
so what do you say about this? Show me your
motion trai la la la. Come on, show me your
(20:09):
motion tra la la la la, show me your motion
trail la la la. She looks like a sugar and
a plump, plump plump.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, it's definitely about doing a shit, isn't it. So
the song is called brown Girl in the ring. So
the brown Girl is a huge This is huge in
the ring, which is your ring piece.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Unfortunately, we live in a simulation because the next line is,
all had water run dry, got no way to wash
my clothes, All had water run dry, Got no way
to wash my.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Clothes because they've got skids. I remember one.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Saturday night we fried fish and Johnny cakes. I remember
one Saturday night we had fried fish and Johnny cakes.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Vagina, Oh my god, Jesus. Brown girl and traila, la,
la la, there's a brown girl in the ring. Trailer
la la. I mean it's a joke. It's a ship,
it is, isn't it. Yeah, show me your motion, Yeah,
show me the emotion. She looks like a sugar. What
do you mean, she looks like a sugar and a plum.
She looks like a sugar and a plum. And then
does it say plumb plum Yeah, yeah, of course, so
(21:08):
that is a and it's plums. It's all because they
had fried fish and Johnny cakes. Your plums, your balls.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
So they had fried fish and Johnny cakes. And that's
just really repeated on them. And then they glane the
bathroom and they were in a song about it, and they've.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Called it a brown girl in a ring. It should
should not be allowed. In twenty twenty four, that sort
of stuff. Yeah, right, are we better than that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I would have thought so, I mean, bony im, I
mean it's not a great start. Like you know, I
think I think alarm bell should be raised before they
even got to the point where they're singing about a
brown girl being in the ring?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
What does the M stand for?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You know?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Motherfucker?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh really? What does bony M stand? Okay?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
What does it's a motherfucker stand four?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh? Sorry, that was an accident.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's good though, can you do it?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
This is good? What does the stand for? What does
boney stand for? The band named Bonie M would actually
be It was actually inspired by the Australian Bony series
from the early nineteen seventies. The n is added after
Bony because it sounded good to Farian's ears. So it's the.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Bony shape Bony went from Australia that was the most disappointing.
The German I think I've ever heard of my life
Bony disco group that specialized in R and b rigo
discoing funk. The group was created by German record producer
Frank Farion, who was the group's primary song manufactured group.
They were like originally based in West Germany.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah they were. They were like One Direction or the
Spice Girls.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
So it makes sense that if they're German, they're singing
about movements and.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Also potentially singing in another language. So the lyrics don't
make sense a little bit like Phoenix or the Hunt
or I.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Mean, these guys got so many great tunes. I haven't
realized recute team.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
With them, great song here we go rank This is
a tune. So it's all produced by some German dude
and where some people in the front.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Simon On Ratti Davis.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
He's not hardy.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't know what it like that I rappity Davis.
This this the but learns that's what. Yeah, here we go,
There we go Tea, Oh yeah, hell yeah. Ima takes
a key.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
With let's go.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Well here we go. Should have started here. Thought that
was good.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We get.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So interesting. It's like he's telling a right aside that
guy doing val.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You're listening to Coast by him now with Mary's Boy Child.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
This one's on all of Christmas, isn't this is good?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
What about Daddy Cools of the song Daddy Cools?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You see correct? They want it for your intros.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Are too long.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
I agree, that's because it's the fairy and the producer
wanted to put a stamp on it before you bought
the singers in.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Oh, this is a chune, a lot of boezy Lake
a piss Daddy Cools? What air is that on brad Stones.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Rooting out of tears?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Really good?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
I don't really is that real?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I reckon it would be real and the yeah, it
would have been real. In the Cites Good nineteen seventy six,
she's crazy like.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Trying to find that Daddy Coo where she's crazy like
a fool?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What about Daddy Cole and he's just used the feminem
and then they've gone with the masculine that it doesn't
make sense.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Daddy Cool, Oh, Daddy Daddy Coos, Ladies, come on Daddy.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, look, come on Daddy Cool. Oh that's good. What
about by the Rivers of Bedlin? What it call you
to play the Biggest hut?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Hell is the way you talk to me?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Call you to play the biggest hut? Sing as we've
gone to the bony and special it's his birthday to
day and you're talking to them like that.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
No, that's someday actually but he will still talk to me.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I've got I've got a prison for you today.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Excuse me, You've got a prison.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It'll be it'll be a fart that's so far I
can see.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
As a present. But I'm not going to give it
to you now. I'll give it to you out in
the office.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yes, we're gonna have to go to the bathroom together
and you're gonna give it to me there. Oh, that's
one of those kinds of prisons because at a powdery.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Prison he knows me so well.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
No, I think you're gonna I think you're gonna like
I think you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Like this prison. I think you're gonna like this prison.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Also a great condition of a little drummer boy.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And then go on to they got onto the Christmas
songs that were smart. That that guy what's his naming him?
The main guy Frank Farry and Frank Lloyd right, Frank Ferran,
Frank Farrian, Frank Farran in.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
According to my system here the composer was Dowey slash Farron, Oh,
Frank Farrian.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
After bony In, he went on to Formvanily.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yes famous, Yeah, what song did you want me to
crank up? Before Jerry, I wanted you to crank up
by the Rivers of Babylon.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh mate, say no more?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Then?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Can I put in the que Sonny because that's my
favorite phonyum song.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Do you know that the first single of Boney was
called Baby Do You Want to Bump?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
That's about I told you that Farians fans are pissed
Baby Do you want to bum Bump?
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Sorry, he wasn't known for his Baby do You Want
to bumbs?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Th controversial first single.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I've not a lot of subtle site when it comes
to bone him was there as well? What is this
song about? In all seriousness by the rivers of Bbylon
and if you tell me it's about being by the
rivers of Babylon.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, by the rivers are.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh yeah, it's a Boney in special.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, you can't say that anymore. Okay, that's now we're
going to shut this down. I want to down.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
I don't want to alarm you, but there's someone jiggling
some ropes behind you.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's part of the Zionist conspiracy. We can't play that.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Resterferians identify themselves as belonging to the twelve Tribes of Israel.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, Zion. It's like Zegie Marli when he came over
here not longer. Oh, here we go this one taking
you back to the sixties sexties apparently. Wow, this is
quite a song. Sex I got sounds like the seventies
to me.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Really popular of this going around right now?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You're read a lot out at the clubs. Yeah, Sonny
is a greatesome go out, all right? Kill me fucking
sorry about Yeah, it's a terrible all right then?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Okay, okay, So one thing about that podcast, it would
be probably.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
This have a great weekend, a little prison for your mission?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, sweet uns up.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway.
Set to download, like, subscribe, writer, review all those great things.
It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
Messi and Ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised
in this pod, check out the Conclave, a Matt and
(29:54):
Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my
book A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways to Love Life you've
got is out, now get it wherever you get your books,
or just google the bastard.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed.
Give them a taste of keiw from me.
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