July 17, 2024 • 21 mins
In this edition of The Daily Bespoke, the fellas look at a request they received from a listener regarding their new money-making scheme...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And we are recording from now.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Buzz make partimes from Ruda.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, that reminds me we need to make sure that
we make those as good as we possibly can, because
that is our calling card. Now, that is literally our
calling card.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Do we get much business? And on the new the new, uh,
let's get bize audio?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Did we?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Did?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We? So? So?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Just for people that we listening to the daily Bespoke
podcast yesterday, shame on you. You're not a bespokey donkyness.
You listen to every one of these wounding, bloody podcast
But we offered a service where we will give you
for birthdays and weddings, engagements and such twenty first whatever,
we'll send out an I year, let's get busy, oh
year message.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Personally, Jesus, I.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Was just the person personally to people for a cost?
Was it one hundred buck? One hundred buck, one hundred buck?
I really like ninety nine nine? It sounds smaller cheap. No, No,
so you said, have we ever?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I thought you're looking on your phone now I was looking.
I was looking for there was a specific posting.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Videos over there. I'm not sure if we're all on
the same page here. Thanks, Now, like what are you
watching well?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
On let's focus was on the mat and Jerry, the conclave,
the Mett and jury discussion group on Facebook. Actually it
was work related and unfortunately someone posted a video about
horses trotting and that is the sound that you heard, right.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Sorry, I was going to say we we have received
a request. Okay, cool, and someone's willing to pay yep,
her name. I won't say because it's quite an exciting thing.
But I was wondering Fellers with the money in the bank.
It's not in the bank.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
There was one role that Jerry had well before.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We even discuss it. The money has to be in
the bank.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
We haven't given a bank account number, so no, no,
you can discuss it. Sorry, yeah, we can discuss whether
we're going to do it or not.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think we should discuss this one.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Where you go, is it dodgy?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't want to give away too much because it's
quite exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm getting really excited because it was would.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We consider doing at the price of nine dollars one
sins one hundred bucks years a birthing announcement?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah? Yeah, I like a gender reveal.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Not even a gender reveal, revealing to someone that someone
is pretty goost.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah you do that, so you go, jock, Yeah, you
got a baby on the way, it's good.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh yeah, okay, so you would do that? Yeah, okay,
So anything, are we going to do it now? And
then are we just going to are we just going
to trust that this person transfers one hundred dollars into
my account? My person?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Could we say you got busy?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, actually, it's funny you say that because the person
that's sent me the message, which if we're going to
commit to doing it, I can now read it out
because I feel good about it, has said that they
would like us to say.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Before before you do this. So what happens if they
hear this before the message that they hear I don't know.
We shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You're not going to buy the cow if you give
the milk away for free.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I thought we were going to do the message live
on the potty right now?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
No, because otherwise then the person listens to the podcast.
And what happens if the person who's requested the personal
message doesn't get time to play it to the person
who they meant to play it to. Because the idea
is a personalized message. Okay, so shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
But maybe maybe because you know, like in the in
the era we're in now, the internet era.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeh. Been in the Internet area area for a couple
of years now, have we you give a bit of
a bit away? You get you give a couple away
to just like rustle up interest. Yeah, it's like some
of it's free, some of it's dangerous, dangerous territory because
then we give a couple of way for free, and
then the people who have to pay the first time
are like, woy would I have to pay? I think
(04:13):
you've got to pay from the start, So we have
the sole bloody podcast mind to pay.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, I love that idea. I've been saying that since
day one, though. I've been saying that since day one.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
How much would people pay a week as a subscriber?
Would you be prepared to pay to be a Matt
and Jerry podcast subscriber a week for ninety nine or something?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Chokes acide? How much do you guys pay? Either of
you kind of subscribe to some kind of Patreon or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I subscribe to a lot of sub stacks.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, what about the rests history? You guys both pay
for that?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Pay for that?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
How much is that? That's quality content, that's.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Christian things just off the top of my head like
that that I don't have to get for free? Sam
Harris is Waking Up app Yeah, And how.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Much do you pay for that? Out of curiosity?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No idea?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Five American about five buck hundred tw dollars a year
or something something like that. And I also subscribe to
The Rest as History, yeah podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And how much is that because our content's probably similar quality.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's a similar amount of preparation going into it. Yeah,
I reckon better t reckon our most popular podcasts, the
one where we just talk about Edmond around the podcast
and plan on.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Surprised really Yeah, Okay, Well, I mean look at this
feedback from the Conclave the other day. This was after
Tuesday's podcast, and this is kind of kind of sums
it up. It says, hey, great podcast today, guys, just
the perfect a Manda dribble, straight up the guts, don't
need anything more, don't need anything less. Oh see, that's
the kind of thing that people are after. They just
straight up the guts dribble.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, that that's what that person's after.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
We can we have that person behind a pay well
we can we can we charge them for that comment,
kill that person to pay pay.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I had a thought about something yesterday. Yeah, and I
think the analogy was one of my better ones. But
you know how people are still not great, but one
of your better ones. Yeah, exactly lower the expectation now,
But I thought, you know when people complain about free things? Yeah,
you know how people will complain about say this podcast
(06:04):
for example, Well, maybe let's just say, are broadcast by
the ACC and they might say something that people disagree with, Yeah,
and they don't like it, and so they come out
and they're angry about it, right yeh feel specific Yeah,
first point. People are always doing that on the a SEC. Yeah,
So I would say, and if they've got it for free, right,
they've received that particular thing for free? Yeah, what kind
of person complains about something that's for free? So what
(06:26):
kind of person complains about something like that? That would
be exactly the same as turning up to a supermarket
where there's lots of things that you can buy, and
there's a person sitting there who's prepared to give free samples,
who's given free samples of Maye Sausages might be a
new brand of sausages, and they're there merchandising and they're
giving the sausage, and then you take some of the
sausage and you eat it, and then you turn around
(06:48):
to that person and then you complain about it. Not
only do you complain about it to the person, you
complain about it on social media.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, exactly the same. You've just been getting something free,
so you say fuck you or I don't like venison.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, and you don't like you don't like what you've
just had. Yeah, well maybe you don't want to sample it,
but you'll still complain about it. So you don't even
watch it, you don't even listen to it, you don't
even do anything, but you'd still complain about it.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, because say for Netflix, you pay a subscription, so
you have every right to complain about the quality of
what you're getting for the money that you've paid or
you've paid for it TV that is paid for by ads.
So like say, if you tune into a television show
on a terrestrial channel paidful by ads, just don't watch it.
(07:32):
You can't you can't forget about the ads because the
ads is how you pay a radio station is free.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
This podcast completely free. This podcast is totally free. Currently
free yeah, current.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
But to be fair, we don't get a lot of
complaints about this podcast too. Oh we do, do we
but you never know whether you're serious or not.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, I don't know where they go. It's kind of
the complaints world in the podcast industry is fascinating, yeah,
because it's kind of like a black hole. You can
complain or you want, but nothing can really happen it.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Well, the thing about a podcast is it's on the
Internet along with full porn. Yes, so it's hard to complain.
Like someone complains about our lude content on our podcast.
Sometimes you kind of like, wow, mate, you're one click,
one click away from the most disgusting ship you.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Could ever imagine.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We're in the wild wild West here, we're actually the
sheriffs riding into town in the in the world wide
tell us to clean up the whole internet, Jesus, where
would you start?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Will be the first thing you get rid of?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You're looking at, you, p hap, I'm looking at sucking
your two television history, Like, come on, you guys, are
i'd get rid of I'm looking at I'm looking at
early fucking heaving a newsboys shit, I.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Was talking to us. I was talking to two women
of at a thing last night. At the same time
at an event last night.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I was talking to them and at an event and
Daddy's dead and.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Someone was saying and that we were talking about how
YouTube is taking men away from television. And one of
them said to me, what do you watch mainly on YouTube?
And I said yeah, because I actually said, like, I'm
only YouTube now because it's perfectly created to me, you know,
and and as a result of just my heads full
of so much fucking information I don't need. But anyway,
(09:09):
they said, what do you mainly watch? And I said, well,
it's actually made any music and analysis that I watch,
and sort of some military stuff, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Some music and some military stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
And philosophy and a bit of history history yep. And
the woman very very well known New Zealand media personality
of high status Jumi Bailey. No, but in that roundshfeld
in that realm.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Boulders not boulders.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Okay, I'd expect this from Bolders and had a great
night out with boulders the other night. Didn't mean Jerry
last Saturday. Do you know what they said?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Fuck off you're watching porn hut.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Ah, that was what the woman said.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
They didn't. Yeah as well, they're right though you are.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I'm not arguing the truth or or whatever about it.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That's not the point. The point is you've got.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
This high status media personality just cutting across the conversation
where I'm pretending to watch better stuff than I do
and saying, funk off you watch pornhut?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Was it never? Ready? You know who this person was?
Warm It wasn't Mary? Was it Mary Jane to Mussy?
It wasn't Mary Jane to Mussy.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You're watching Pornhub, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You're watching Pornhub and I'm Mary Jane to Mussy? Okay, thanks.
It wasn't Mary Lamby either.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I never said it was. Yeah, I'm saying it wasn't. No,
I never said on front folding it by saying it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Wow, Okay. So if it wasn't, here was I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Here was Karen Hay because you mentioned Karen Hay earlier today.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Okay, it was it was it?
I really had it. It was? It was it Wendy
Petree was it just a bit of a little bit
of a nibble on Windy Petree? Excuse me, you cannot
say that, say that as much as we'd love to.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Pluding book launch. Okay, so you're not nibbling on Wendy Petree.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Winny Petrie is pretty high for Luton. Wendy Petree is
such a lovely person. Lovely. Have you seen him when
she hasn't got her here straightened? Yeah? I saw it
in Joe's garage in Queenstown. She's got curly here, Windy Petrie,
he would have thought jj Feeney? Was it? J Feeny?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Was not?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It wasn't I think is in? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
How how are you pronouncing her names? Are you confused?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
It's pronounced properly and if people people have a problem
with that, then that's one of her own jokes that
we're using exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay, And it was free. It's properly pronounced. It's a
very very soft V at the start.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
But anyway, let's take a quick break and we come
back and I'll tell you why I brought that up
and how it is it plays into your talk about
the free sauce. Okay, so that comment about FUF you're
watching Pornhub and this conversation that was free.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yes, it was a free comment. But I can still
complain about that.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh, I see what you're saying here, because we're coming
back to complaints.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I forgot about that, because you're saying complaining about something free. Yeah.
So if I came up to you on the street
and said, well's not a fan yep.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Which happens regular to be free.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, that's free, But I didn't. I hold on, I'm
just your confused. I actually know you would. So they
came up to you, They came straight up to me.
I think that's a different thing. I think someone's come
up to you in your face and let you know
an opinion on something. It's just a one on one opinion.
(12:56):
That's different. Hypothetically, you're going out to media, you're broadcasting,
you're sharing with a lot of people. It's like it's like,
hey everyone, this is my Hey everyone, this is my
opinion on this. I hope you'll care about it.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, because that's the idea of who's in the wrong.
If you've just had it's been coming together. No one's
walked up to the other person, no one's coming you've
just happened to be standing next to each other, and
then this thing has been side who has the right
to complain?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
And a bus stop. Jerry is not going to catch
a bus like waiting for a limo.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, you're right, Actually you don't get this.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Waiting for a chauffeur.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I'm catching just walked out of like a high end restaurant,
like like out of the Northern Club. Actually, when you
say swann swan, Jerry's months out of the and I have.
I have staggered my way out of Valentine's and I'm
painting the picture here staggering my way out of Valentine's
(13:51):
the Northern Club, and and his chauffeur for some reason,
it's fifteen secrets late, and he's standing behind a member
of the business round table. Yes, and the member of
the business around table says, never been a fan here?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Well I'm free.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yah, yeah, I would, I'd say, I'd say okay, but
of program or happened. I've actually got it around the
wrong way.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
It's not you can't complain about that, goes comment, because
it was free.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But the other thing is that person, what are you
complaining about? It? Are you're complaining about a personality on
television that you don't like. Well, that's okay, you're a
lot of personal opinion on someone. But what about the
idea that you didn't like a piece of content because
it was delivered on a free thing, and then you're
making a comment personally to that person. I think that's okay,
that's just a one on one comment, that's that's all right.
Are you judge for the fact that you've got that
(14:42):
piece of content free and you could have chosen Actually,
the worst is if you're prepared to sit through something
and then you've consumed an entire an entire thing, and
then you have then decided that you're going to share
that opinion with a whole lot of people about Yeah,
you've set yes and social media to be canceled. Yea
(15:04):
social media?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Social media part of it as the ship part, because
you're actually trying to rarey people against someone that's given
you a free Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
And the idea that it shouldn't exist is that that's
the that's the arrogant part. For me. It's like, well,
why can't that exist?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Can that not just exist on the corner of the
world that you you know? Okay, Yeah, it's like it's
the dick and the blender. A dick in the blender analogy. Well,
you stick your dick in a blender with two in
the bush and you go, oh, that was sore, and
people go, I get it. I get while you stuck
your deck in blender because you've never done it for
you want to see what it's like. If you go
and stick your dick in that blender again, then that's
(15:41):
on you.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Okay, so you're for you dick in one blender. Don't
put your deck in the blender at all. Struggle to
put it in the sea. It's not a great analogy.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Okay, So it's okay, okay, what about It's kind of
akin to you you meet someone you don't like them,
and then you wring them up and say wanting to
go for a beer, and then you sit down and go, I.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Don't like I just thought i'd get you out for
a beer too that I don't like you.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, similar, Okay, that feels like a good place to
end at sticking your deck in a blender.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
We can't just give people eighteen minutes and thirty six seconds.
Oh we've got a fucking people are paying for this.
We're going to ramp it up to people aren't paying
for there.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
But I'm trying. We're paying for it. No, but but
they're not paying for it yet. But true, I'm paying.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
My plan is to keep the quality high so then
we can put this bitch behind a play payball.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
The other thing we need to do is we need
to keep some time up our sleeve so we can
record this special greeting for this person. We're going to
do it, but you don't want to do it on
the podcast. I don't think so. I say we give
one way free to just get interest going. But the
interest is clearly there. I mean, there's already We've already
got one. I mean we only need to do one
a day, one to day, five times a week. Five
(16:54):
thanks very much.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
The protist that I worry about as I was reading
this lovely message that we received from a listener here
asking us to do to turn this service that we're
offering into a pregnancy announce for her and her partner,
is that you start to when you do something like this,
you had to feel bad about taking a hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Is it for her and her partner or for her
to her partner?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well, her and her partner both listen. They've both listened
to this podcast, and they know that for the longest time.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Does he know that? Does she know she's pregnant?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Does she know? I hope she knows she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
She reached out and does he know she's pregnant?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He doesn't know she's pregnant yet.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
So that's the message would be, we know that he
doesn't know this, right, But also the thing is does
he want her to be pregnant?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Have they been trying?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't know. They've already got kids there apparently. Okay,
I feel like I've started to talk about it too much.
If we're not going to talk about it here, then
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I don't don't ask questions like that. Ruder. It's not
you asked that question, Matt. That was not ruder. R
Ruder was often. I was about to say, mashy businesses business.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I don't know what she looks like.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Oh I got you killed them to send some picks.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I mean, I've got to hear. Shall we just shill
I dial her up now and we could talk to
her on the phone.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeap. That going to spoil it? Well, we
can beep it later, or edit it or change your voice,
spoil it for the person who she's trying to.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I just think we just record it, like we said
that we're going to Why are we Why are we
doing anything other than what we meant to do, because
then if we record it and send it to her,
and then if it works out, you could play it
in the podcast tomorrow or another day. Am I hot
at the moment? I think your here looks good? Yeah?
I like your here, got a bit of a quiff
(18:30):
going you.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I like your hair short like that? Thanks, I'll hang
out the back of here. Well, actually the problem is
you have hang out as a contract. Actually, if I'm
being honest, I'm more likely to hang out the back you.
We need you longer here, just because you resembled a
little bit more of a female. It's something to hang
on from behind, and there's something to hang on to it,
and people forget that that's important.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Like a sleigh, camel like a camel, ride me like
an elephant. Yeah, I'm not sure about it anyway, So
that service is still available. So how do people get
hold of us? The slide into the Met and Jury
Show DMS and we'll record a special personalized Let's get busy,
(19:14):
oh year with a personalized message at the front for
a mere.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Can I just say something and we can delete this
from the podcast. I've just received another message from this lady.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah she's listening.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
No, no she's not. It's not like there would be incredible,
But she just happened to reply as I was talking
to her, because I replied to her this morning at
five am saying, what a fantastic message. Thanks for reaching out.
I'll pass us on to the boys and see what
they think. Incredible, and she replied, well, thank you very much.
There's obviously no rush on this. He's a I'm going
to beat this part, but you boys will obviously hear it.
(19:48):
I wanted to tell him in person with a cashual
check out this punishing intro from this morning's pod or
something and just play it. She wanted us almost to
announce it on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I get you, We'll let's do it. Let's get is
he She wanted that if she wants it, that means yeah,
I think so too, even if he listens to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
That's my that's Mike. But she wanted it on the podcast.
She wants it on the podcast? Okay, what are you
communicating with her.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
On Instagram dms?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Because like I said, can you say, do you want
it on the podcast? Message you now? And so do
you want it on the on today's on today's podcast?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It tomorrow really quickly?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, let's coick that to touch and do it tomorrow. Okay,
doing it on the actual podcast? Okay, should do it
tomorrow on the actual podcast? Or do you want us
to send your personal there?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah that's okay, fantastic, Yeah, okay, well tomorrow maybe that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Shove this pine to pay well and get it out there,
all right?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, I have to see our account details. We're gonna
have to sit up a joint account for this.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
May will be a joint account and tell you then
we're going to be spending the money.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
On what is then? All right?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That's hello.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
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(21:18):
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Speaker 3 (21:25):
Now get it.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Wherever you get your books, or just google the bastard.
Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed.
Give them a taste of key we from me
And we are recording from now.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Buzz make partimes from Ruda.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, that reminds me we need to make sure that
we make those as good as we possibly can, because
that is our calling card. Now, that is literally our
calling card.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Do we get much business? And on the new the new, uh,
let's get bize audio?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Did we?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Did?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We? So? So?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Just for people that we listening to the daily Bespoke
podcast yesterday, shame on you. You're not a bespokey donkyness.
You listen to every one of these wounding, bloody podcast
But we offered a service where we will give you
for birthdays and weddings, engagements and such twenty first whatever,
we'll send out an I year, let's get busy, oh
year message.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Personally, Jesus, I.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Was just the person personally to people for a cost?
Was it one hundred buck? One hundred buck, one hundred buck?
I really like ninety nine nine? It sounds smaller cheap. No, No,
so you said, have we ever?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I thought you're looking on your phone now I was looking.
I was looking for there was a specific posting.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Videos over there. I'm not sure if we're all on
the same page here. Thanks, Now, like what are you
watching well?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
On let's focus was on the mat and Jerry, the conclave,
the Mett and jury discussion group on Facebook. Actually it
was work related and unfortunately someone posted a video about
horses trotting and that is the sound that you heard, right.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Sorry, I was going to say we we have received
a request. Okay, cool, and someone's willing to pay yep,
her name. I won't say because it's quite an exciting thing.
But I was wondering Fellers with the money in the bank.
It's not in the bank.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
There was one role that Jerry had well before.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We even discuss it. The money has to be in
the bank.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
We haven't given a bank account number, so no, no,
you can discuss it. Sorry, yeah, we can discuss whether
we're going to do it or not.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think we should discuss this one.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Where you go, is it dodgy?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't want to give away too much because it's
quite exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm getting really excited because it was would.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We consider doing at the price of nine dollars one
sins one hundred bucks years a birthing announcement?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah? Yeah, I like a gender reveal.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Not even a gender reveal, revealing to someone that someone
is pretty goost.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah you do that, so you go, jock, Yeah, you
got a baby on the way, it's good.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh yeah, okay, so you would do that? Yeah, okay,
So anything, are we going to do it now? And
then are we just going to are we just going
to trust that this person transfers one hundred dollars into
my account? My person?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Could we say you got busy?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, actually, it's funny you say that because the person
that's sent me the message, which if we're going to
commit to doing it, I can now read it out
because I feel good about it, has said that they
would like us to say.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Before before you do this. So what happens if they
hear this before the message that they hear I don't know.
We shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You're not going to buy the cow if you give
the milk away for free.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I thought we were going to do the message live
on the potty right now?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
No, because otherwise then the person listens to the podcast.
And what happens if the person who's requested the personal
message doesn't get time to play it to the person
who they meant to play it to. Because the idea
is a personalized message. Okay, so shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
But maybe maybe because you know, like in the in
the era we're in now, the internet era.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeh. Been in the Internet area area for a couple
of years now, have we you give a bit of
a bit away? You get you give a couple away
to just like rustle up interest. Yeah, it's like some
of it's free, some of it's dangerous, dangerous territory because
then we give a couple of way for free, and
then the people who have to pay the first time
are like, woy would I have to pay? I think
(04:13):
you've got to pay from the start, So we have
the sole bloody podcast mind to pay.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, I love that idea. I've been saying that since
day one, though. I've been saying that since day one.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
How much would people pay a week as a subscriber?
Would you be prepared to pay to be a Matt
and Jerry podcast subscriber a week for ninety nine or something?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Chokes acide? How much do you guys pay? Either of
you kind of subscribe to some kind of Patreon or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I subscribe to a lot of sub stacks.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, what about the rests history? You guys both pay
for that?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Pay for that?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
How much is that? That's quality content, that's.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Christian things just off the top of my head like
that that I don't have to get for free? Sam
Harris is Waking Up app Yeah, And how.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Much do you pay for that? Out of curiosity?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No idea?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Five American about five buck hundred tw dollars a year
or something something like that. And I also subscribe to
The Rest as History, yeah podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And how much is that because our content's probably similar quality.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's a similar amount of preparation going into it. Yeah,
I reckon better t reckon our most popular podcasts, the
one where we just talk about Edmond around the podcast
and plan on.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Surprised really Yeah, Okay, Well, I mean look at this
feedback from the Conclave the other day. This was after
Tuesday's podcast, and this is kind of kind of sums
it up. It says, hey, great podcast today, guys, just
the perfect a Manda dribble, straight up the guts, don't
need anything more, don't need anything less. Oh see, that's
the kind of thing that people are after. They just
straight up the guts dribble.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, that that's what that person's after.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
We can we have that person behind a pay well
we can we can we charge them for that comment,
kill that person to pay pay.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I had a thought about something yesterday. Yeah, and I
think the analogy was one of my better ones. But
you know how people are still not great, but one
of your better ones. Yeah, exactly lower the expectation now,
But I thought, you know when people complain about free things? Yeah,
you know how people will complain about say this podcast
(06:04):
for example, Well, maybe let's just say, are broadcast by
the ACC and they might say something that people disagree with, Yeah,
and they don't like it, and so they come out
and they're angry about it, right yeh feel specific Yeah,
first point. People are always doing that on the a SEC. Yeah,
So I would say, and if they've got it for free, right,
they've received that particular thing for free? Yeah, what kind
of person complains about something that's for free? So what
(06:26):
kind of person complains about something like that? That would
be exactly the same as turning up to a supermarket
where there's lots of things that you can buy, and
there's a person sitting there who's prepared to give free samples,
who's given free samples of Maye Sausages might be a
new brand of sausages, and they're there merchandising and they're
giving the sausage, and then you take some of the
sausage and you eat it, and then you turn around
(06:48):
to that person and then you complain about it. Not
only do you complain about it to the person, you
complain about it on social media.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, exactly the same. You've just been getting something free,
so you say fuck you or I don't like venison.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, and you don't like you don't like what you've
just had. Yeah, well maybe you don't want to sample it,
but you'll still complain about it. So you don't even
watch it, you don't even listen to it, you don't
even do anything, but you'd still complain about it.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, because say for Netflix, you pay a subscription, so
you have every right to complain about the quality of
what you're getting for the money that you've paid or
you've paid for it TV that is paid for by ads.
So like say, if you tune into a television show
on a terrestrial channel paidful by ads, just don't watch it.
(07:32):
You can't you can't forget about the ads because the
ads is how you pay a radio station is free.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
This podcast completely free. This podcast is totally free. Currently
free yeah, current.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
But to be fair, we don't get a lot of
complaints about this podcast too. Oh we do, do we
but you never know whether you're serious or not.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, I don't know where they go. It's kind of
the complaints world in the podcast industry is fascinating, yeah,
because it's kind of like a black hole. You can
complain or you want, but nothing can really happen it.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Well, the thing about a podcast is it's on the
Internet along with full porn. Yes, so it's hard to complain.
Like someone complains about our lude content on our podcast.
Sometimes you kind of like, wow, mate, you're one click,
one click away from the most disgusting ship you.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Could ever imagine.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We're in the wild wild West here, we're actually the
sheriffs riding into town in the in the world wide
tell us to clean up the whole internet, Jesus, where
would you start?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Will be the first thing you get rid of?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You're looking at, you, p hap, I'm looking at sucking
your two television history, Like, come on, you guys, are
i'd get rid of I'm looking at I'm looking at
early fucking heaving a newsboys shit, I.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Was talking to us. I was talking to two women
of at a thing last night. At the same time
at an event last night.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I was talking to them and at an event and
Daddy's dead and.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Someone was saying and that we were talking about how
YouTube is taking men away from television. And one of
them said to me, what do you watch mainly on YouTube?
And I said yeah, because I actually said, like, I'm
only YouTube now because it's perfectly created to me, you know,
and and as a result of just my heads full
of so much fucking information I don't need. But anyway,
(09:09):
they said, what do you mainly watch? And I said, well,
it's actually made any music and analysis that I watch,
and sort of some military stuff, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Some music and some military stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
And philosophy and a bit of history history yep. And
the woman very very well known New Zealand media personality
of high status Jumi Bailey. No, but in that roundshfeld
in that realm.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Boulders not boulders.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Okay, I'd expect this from Bolders and had a great
night out with boulders the other night. Didn't mean Jerry
last Saturday. Do you know what they said?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Fuck off you're watching porn hut.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Ah, that was what the woman said.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
They didn't. Yeah as well, they're right though you are.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I'm not arguing the truth or or whatever about it.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That's not the point. The point is you've got.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
This high status media personality just cutting across the conversation
where I'm pretending to watch better stuff than I do
and saying, funk off you watch pornhut?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Was it never? Ready? You know who this person was?
Warm It wasn't Mary? Was it Mary Jane to Mussy?
It wasn't Mary Jane to Mussy.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You're watching Pornhub, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You're watching Pornhub and I'm Mary Jane to Mussy? Okay, thanks.
It wasn't Mary Lamby either.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I never said it was. Yeah, I'm saying it wasn't. No,
I never said on front folding it by saying it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Wow, Okay. So if it wasn't, here was I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Here was Karen Hay because you mentioned Karen Hay earlier today.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Okay, it was it was it?
I really had it. It was? It was it Wendy
Petree was it just a bit of a little bit
of a nibble on Windy Petree? Excuse me, you cannot
say that, say that as much as we'd love to.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Pluding book launch. Okay, so you're not nibbling on Wendy Petree.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Winny Petrie is pretty high for Luton. Wendy Petree is
such a lovely person. Lovely. Have you seen him when
she hasn't got her here straightened? Yeah? I saw it
in Joe's garage in Queenstown. She's got curly here, Windy Petrie,
he would have thought jj Feeney? Was it? J Feeny?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Was not?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It wasn't I think is in? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
How how are you pronouncing her names? Are you confused?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
It's pronounced properly and if people people have a problem
with that, then that's one of her own jokes that
we're using exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay, And it was free. It's properly pronounced. It's a
very very soft V at the start.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
But anyway, let's take a quick break and we come
back and I'll tell you why I brought that up
and how it is it plays into your talk about
the free sauce. Okay, so that comment about FUF you're
watching Pornhub and this conversation that was free.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yes, it was a free comment. But I can still
complain about that.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh, I see what you're saying here, because we're coming
back to complaints.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I forgot about that, because you're saying complaining about something free. Yeah.
So if I came up to you on the street
and said, well's not a fan yep.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Which happens regular to be free.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, that's free, But I didn't. I hold on, I'm
just your confused. I actually know you would. So they
came up to you, They came straight up to me.
I think that's a different thing. I think someone's come
up to you in your face and let you know
an opinion on something. It's just a one on one opinion.
(12:56):
That's different. Hypothetically, you're going out to media, you're broadcasting,
you're sharing with a lot of people. It's like it's like,
hey everyone, this is my Hey everyone, this is my
opinion on this. I hope you'll care about it.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, because that's the idea of who's in the wrong.
If you've just had it's been coming together. No one's
walked up to the other person, no one's coming you've
just happened to be standing next to each other, and
then this thing has been side who has the right
to complain?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
And a bus stop. Jerry is not going to catch
a bus like waiting for a limo.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, you're right, Actually you don't get this.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Waiting for a chauffeur.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I'm catching just walked out of like a high end restaurant,
like like out of the Northern Club. Actually, when you
say swann swan, Jerry's months out of the and I have.
I have staggered my way out of Valentine's and I'm
painting the picture here staggering my way out of Valentine's
(13:51):
the Northern Club, and and his chauffeur for some reason,
it's fifteen secrets late, and he's standing behind a member
of the business round table. Yes, and the member of
the business around table says, never been a fan here?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Well I'm free.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yah, yeah, I would, I'd say, I'd say okay, but
of program or happened. I've actually got it around the
wrong way.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
It's not you can't complain about that, goes comment, because
it was free.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But the other thing is that person, what are you
complaining about? It? Are you're complaining about a personality on
television that you don't like. Well, that's okay, you're a
lot of personal opinion on someone. But what about the
idea that you didn't like a piece of content because
it was delivered on a free thing, and then you're
making a comment personally to that person. I think that's okay,
that's just a one on one comment, that's that's all right.
Are you judge for the fact that you've got that
(14:42):
piece of content free and you could have chosen Actually,
the worst is if you're prepared to sit through something
and then you've consumed an entire an entire thing, and
then you have then decided that you're going to share
that opinion with a whole lot of people about Yeah,
you've set yes and social media to be canceled. Yea
(15:04):
social media?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Social media part of it as the ship part, because
you're actually trying to rarey people against someone that's given
you a free Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
And the idea that it shouldn't exist is that that's
the that's the arrogant part. For me. It's like, well,
why can't that exist?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Can that not just exist on the corner of the
world that you you know? Okay, Yeah, it's like it's
the dick and the blender. A dick in the blender analogy. Well,
you stick your dick in a blender with two in
the bush and you go, oh, that was sore, and
people go, I get it. I get while you stuck
your deck in blender because you've never done it for
you want to see what it's like. If you go
and stick your dick in that blender again, then that's
(15:41):
on you.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Okay, so you're for you dick in one blender. Don't
put your deck in the blender at all. Struggle to
put it in the sea. It's not a great analogy.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Okay, So it's okay, okay, what about It's kind of
akin to you you meet someone you don't like them,
and then you wring them up and say wanting to
go for a beer, and then you sit down and go, I.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Don't like I just thought i'd get you out for
a beer too that I don't like you.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, similar, Okay, that feels like a good place to
end at sticking your deck in a blender.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
We can't just give people eighteen minutes and thirty six seconds.
Oh we've got a fucking people are paying for this.
We're going to ramp it up to people aren't paying
for there.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
But I'm trying. We're paying for it. No, but but
they're not paying for it yet. But true, I'm paying.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
My plan is to keep the quality high so then
we can put this bitch behind a play payball.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
The other thing we need to do is we need
to keep some time up our sleeve so we can
record this special greeting for this person. We're going to
do it, but you don't want to do it on
the podcast. I don't think so. I say we give
one way free to just get interest going. But the
interest is clearly there. I mean, there's already We've already
got one. I mean we only need to do one
a day, one to day, five times a week. Five
(16:54):
thanks very much.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
The protist that I worry about as I was reading
this lovely message that we received from a listener here
asking us to do to turn this service that we're
offering into a pregnancy announce for her and her partner,
is that you start to when you do something like this,
you had to feel bad about taking a hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Is it for her and her partner or for her
to her partner?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well, her and her partner both listen. They've both listened
to this podcast, and they know that for the longest time.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Does he know that? Does she know she's pregnant?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Does she know? I hope she knows she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
She reached out and does he know she's pregnant?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He doesn't know she's pregnant yet.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
So that's the message would be, we know that he
doesn't know this, right, But also the thing is does
he want her to be pregnant?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Have they been trying?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't know. They've already got kids there apparently. Okay,
I feel like I've started to talk about it too much.
If we're not going to talk about it here, then
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I don't don't ask questions like that. Ruder. It's not
you asked that question, Matt. That was not ruder. R
Ruder was often. I was about to say, mashy businesses business.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I don't know what she looks like.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Oh I got you killed them to send some picks.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I mean, I've got to hear. Shall we just shill
I dial her up now and we could talk to
her on the phone.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeap. That going to spoil it? Well, we
can beep it later, or edit it or change your voice,
spoil it for the person who she's trying to.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I just think we just record it, like we said
that we're going to Why are we Why are we
doing anything other than what we meant to do, because
then if we record it and send it to her,
and then if it works out, you could play it
in the podcast tomorrow or another day. Am I hot
at the moment? I think your here looks good? Yeah?
I like your here, got a bit of a quiff
(18:30):
going you.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I like your hair short like that? Thanks, I'll hang
out the back of here. Well, actually the problem is
you have hang out as a contract. Actually, if I'm
being honest, I'm more likely to hang out the back you.
We need you longer here, just because you resembled a
little bit more of a female. It's something to hang
on from behind, and there's something to hang on to it,
and people forget that that's important.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Like a sleigh, camel like a camel, ride me like
an elephant. Yeah, I'm not sure about it anyway, So
that service is still available. So how do people get
hold of us? The slide into the Met and Jury
Show DMS and we'll record a special personalized Let's get busy,
(19:14):
oh year with a personalized message at the front for
a mere.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Can I just say something and we can delete this
from the podcast. I've just received another message from this lady.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah she's listening.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
No, no she's not. It's not like there would be incredible,
But she just happened to reply as I was talking
to her, because I replied to her this morning at
five am saying, what a fantastic message. Thanks for reaching out.
I'll pass us on to the boys and see what
they think. Incredible, and she replied, well, thank you very much.
There's obviously no rush on this. He's a I'm going
to beat this part, but you boys will obviously hear it.
(19:48):
I wanted to tell him in person with a cashual
check out this punishing intro from this morning's pod or
something and just play it. She wanted us almost to
announce it on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I get you, We'll let's do it. Let's get is
he She wanted that if she wants it, that means yeah,
I think so too, even if he listens to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
That's my that's Mike. But she wanted it on the podcast.
She wants it on the podcast? Okay, what are you
communicating with her.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
On Instagram dms?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Because like I said, can you say, do you want
it on the podcast? Message you now? And so do
you want it on the on today's on today's podcast?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It tomorrow really quickly?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, let's coick that to touch and do it tomorrow. Okay,
doing it on the actual podcast? Okay, should do it
tomorrow on the actual podcast? Or do you want us
to send your personal there?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah that's okay, fantastic, Yeah, okay, well tomorrow maybe that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Shove this pine to pay well and get it out there,
all right?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, I have to see our account details. We're gonna
have to sit up a joint account for this.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
May will be a joint account and tell you then
we're going to be spending the money.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
On what is then? All right?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That's hello.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry day
he Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our
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(21:18):
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Love the Life You've Got is out.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Now get it.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Wherever you get your books, or just google the bastard.
Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed.
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