Dave Grohl - P or G? - The Radio Highlights Pod September 12

On the radio show today, we debate the merits of Dave Grohl in Penis or Genius…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
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Speaker 3 (00:40):
Jerry that wells in he sounds.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
On the podcasting on six until.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Nine Matin Jermishdured Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Welcome along to the Mantain Jury Show. Thursday the twelve
on Book ten twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Huge Day on the show show three hours of pure
high octane entertainment including the wonderful world of a huge.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
South African plum. Yeah, and of course we'll get stuck
into the man who asked to KII police officer, how
do my bulls smell? We'll find out what the police
officer said back to him after he asked him that question.
Did he smell them?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
That is a huge topic for kiwis across the country,
and this one a hot topic since Dave Grohl announced
yesterday that his fathered a child outside of his marriage.
We want to know is the Foo Fighters front man
Penis or Genius.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you can be part of that by texting us
on three four eighty three or sending us a message
via the microphone button on your iHeartRadio app. There, and
there's also a Matt and Jerry connection to this whole
situation that I realized yesterday afternoon as I was riding home. Ah. Yes,
we offered him an out, we did, and we'll talk
about what that is a little bit later on as well.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast from.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Songs for the Death thatts Go with the Flow by
Queens of the Stone Age not featuring Davy Groll on
drums that you could tell that it sounded like a
faithful drum beat, like a philandering drum beat. I don't
know Jean Troutman. I think Jean Troutman. I reckon do Troutman?
Why don't know? There's a lot going on there.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's interesting that we live in a world where we're
surprised that a rock star sleeps around.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It used to be the given, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, boy, oh boy, interesting conversations in his house.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh lovely, lovely partner, beautiful woman. He's a nice man too,
Dave Graham, And we interviewed him in that hotel room,
remember in Sydney.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know he's a nice guy. And we could talk
about this in primetime because it's such a good chat.
But I know he's a nice guy because when we
arrived to the interview, he'd done eleven in a row
and we were the twelfth, and he thought it was over,
and he was out on the balcony and we were
We could hear him. He's having a cigarette and he's going,
thank god, that was over, Jesus Christ, that was punishing day.

(03:01):
Oh my god, I just need a drink. Thank God,
that's over. And then he noticed that we've come in
and he saw us there and he goes, oh, I'm
so sorry, Like I didn't mean you guys it's.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Not your fault. It's just been a big day.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
And he apologized for us for overhearing him saying that
he didn't want to do any more interviews, and then
he faithfully sat down and bashed it out.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, that's right. People need to be reminded all the
time that nice people make mistakes and do things wrong. Yeah.
I think that's what it is. I think people hold
people up and on pedestals sometimes and they think, oh,
that person is some kind of godlike person. That person
doesn't do anything wight. It's like every person's got something.
He was not syndcast the first stone at Davy Grohl.
Everyone knows all. Most people do. I mean there are

(03:42):
the occasional person who doesn't, but most people have got
stuff going on. Well, that baby was conceived nine months ago.
I guess.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
He was in a state of absolute despair because his
best mate had just died. Yeah, so you know, maybe
he ran into the arms of another woman on tour
because he was feeling you know, you never know what's
going on in someone's life.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Potentially not also in a state of despair, also in
a state of Australia.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, because they were.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
In Australia Endo last year and New Zealand started this year.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Well, what we do know about a good old Keiwi girl,
why we don't know about musicians and traveling sports people
and stuff, is that firstly they travel a lot. Secondly,
they are popular with the people the places that they're
traveling too.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh boy, it's so easy for me to be faithful.
There's no offers when you got no offers on the
table and there's no chance to eat dinner.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
We spoke to Davey Grohll in a hotel room and
I'm just going to seg this into this particular piece
of information that I've been given here around hotel room insights,
because there's a Hotel Room Insights report about things that
are left in hotel rooms. And you'd expect, I mean,
I have left my probably in my life, at least
three or four phone charges in hotel rooms. Easy thing
to leave, especially down the side of of a bed.

(05:00):
Get up in the morning after you generally you've had
a huge night on the last night for some reason,
in the first and in the first and as you leave,
you forget one or two I always forget one thing.
It's generally a charger. So mostly people leave behind charges
dutally laundry, power adapters, makeup and toilet trees. But some
of the more unusual items that have been left behind.
This is from hotels dot Com. A Rolex watch. Another

(05:26):
watch was six million dollars. A Hermes Birken bag. What's
what burken bag belonging to a person that's got both
sets of genitles? No, that's a Hermie as a brand. Okay,
yeah yeah, Keys and documents for a luxury car. A
car tire was left in a hotel room. A car tire?
How did it get in? There's what's it doing in there? Yeah?

(05:50):
An engagement ringway, a tooth yeah, well, teeth fall out.
Two full leg casts. So I don't know whether that's
a lead cast from someone who's had a broken league
and then they've decided to take it off in the
hotel room, or whether it's actually an amputees leg. A
pet lizard, and a baby check like a female child. Yeah. Wow,

(06:15):
that's incredible. Yeah, and it also actually interestingly detailed some
of the more unusual room service requests. An evy Arnfeld
tub for a child's bath. Wow, that is wow. That
is helicopter parenting right there. Isn't it that burnt toast?
Could I have some burnt toast? Please? Four pounds of
bananas and a high five from a team member to

(06:37):
ensure that their room service request was read. Wow, that's interesting,
isn't it. I want a high five? Yeah? Yeah, Okay,
that sounds piesty. That sounds like someone was into something else.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
And that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
So we were going to talk about the dude who
was being arrested by a police officer and he asked
the police officer, how do my ball smell? But we've
just had received a text in this six three for three.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
This text is absolutely beautiful and we have to make
some time for it, and we have to put the
balls to one side.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, this says Cheers Wounders. Been at the hospital since
midnight waiting for baby number two. Turned on Ruder at
five point thirty and my baby was born at five
point fifty. You induced the baby ruder smooth tones they
call them the induction. Thanks for the final stretch, lads.
As Baby Charlie was being cleaned up, he was listening

(07:31):
to the smooth tones of Cheers and les much appreciated,
bless blessed, please, oh welcome to our world, Charlie. Ah,
baby number two anah bless. Isn't that lovely? And that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Ruder works like a hot spicy curry in terms of
getting things going.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh yeah, that's what they say. Hot sex, hot curry,
and hot ruder. That's the best way to get a
baby born. I remember those times. Has such an interest,
such a great.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Moment, And as a father with a Charlie, I've just
got to say, what a great name Charlie is. There's
really positive names in the world, and I think Charlie
is just a very positive name to give someone you.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Charlie is a lovely Charlie. If this Charlie grows up
is as nice as your Charlie, he'd be a very
good Charlie. I got a good Charlie. I reckon, you've
got a good Charlie there as well. Yeah, isn't that lovely?
In that moment, that first moment, Oh my god. I
mean baby number two is slightly different than baby number one,
baby number one quite a shock. Yeah, But when you
hold that with your baby for the first time, it's

(08:30):
a great moment.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, And you just think care how much that important
and what a big part of your life. That baby
that just come into the world right now is going
to be going forward for the rest of your life totally.
That baby called Charlie now and there's so many things
will happen in that baby's life and you'll be there
for It's it's monumental change in your life. You know,

(08:53):
it's monumental when the baby comes out, But it's hard
to really fathom how monumental a child in your life is.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I think it's different from men than it is for women,
because I think as the woman, you carry the baby around,
you're thinking about that, but it's just there all the time.
It's part of you. Yeah. And then for a man,
you know, you know that this is going to happen,
but when you first see the baby and then you
hold the baby. I mean for me, for when I
first held Mishiga, I immediately knew that is what I
need to do. I need to look after this thing.

(09:20):
You know. It was all of a sudden, it dawn
on me so quickly and so overwhelmingly. Yeah, it was
a great moment.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I rot about this in my bock how I had
the same experience. And it's a weird question. Why is
something that's going to cause you so much pain and joy.
But a lot of work and a lot of struggle
brings you meaning in your life, and you suddenly go, oh,
that's right. It's not about all these other stupid things
I'm doing. It's about making sure this thing here has

(09:48):
a great life. Yeah, and it's looked after. And I mean,
that's the best meaning you can find. I believe the
struggle is a big part of it.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, the struggle. The struggle gives you meaning. So bless
Charlie and welcome to this world. Speaking of meaning, after
six thirty the man who told a police officer, how
do my balls smell? That's that was someone's baby. At
some stage, that guy was someone's baby. Madden Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Radio Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's thirty one time for your Radiohodaking news headlines with
Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
There's skepticism about the government's new AI run chatbot. Tech
Minister Judith Collins has revealed a pilot version of gav
GPT is coming out next month. So who's theism from?
Is it from? Whoever wrote this news headline? What is that?
There's skepticism is there, Well, give us some an example
of it. What is that and why? So?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Who came with this headline? Is just skeptical? Are they anyway?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
D day for Darlene Tana and now independent MP is
trying to block her former party, the Greens, from meeting
to expel her from Parliament. Are hearing a set for
today at the High Court in Aukland.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
She just needs to get back to parliament, as she said,
just doing the maty. She's just get back there and
sit at the back and do the work.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
A list MP who's now no longer in the party
that she got in on the list is now trying
to block the party.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
From kicking her out when no one voted for it.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
It's it's why MMP is weird. It's weird. And the
third day of the one off cricket tests between New
Zealand and Afghanistan at Greater Neid has been washed out
and that's strangely scheduled at the back end of the seas. Okay,
that's I like headlines. Muppetry. Headlines is what that is there,
isn't it? Yeah? But I actually agree with it. Let's

(11:35):
bit on that. It was strangely scheduled. I think that's
an objective moral truth that it's strange to schedule a
match on the back end of monsoon season. Well, we're
playing soon. We're playing bloody Shri Lanka in India on
the back of the monsoon season.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
And also we scheduled test matches in November in New
Zealand and.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Wellington exactly exactly. So it's more the fact that the
ground itself can't drain. I mean, it hasn't rained. I
don't think it's rained for three days.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
It didn't rain for the first two days. Then they
had some rain overnight and they were like, oh, well
rain overnight. There's no way we're going to be playing
any cricket today.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I tell you who's pleased about this. The New Zealanders
and the Fghans. They're both pleased because I've been involved
in a lot of cricketer of the years, and there's
no happier person in cricket than a cricketer. When your
game has been rained off, everybody loves it, like everybody
wants the game to be rained off. You go down
to the pub. I mean I remember growing up, you

(12:30):
don't when you're a little kid. It's always I used
to cry, yeah if the games were canceled, and I
was like, kid, I look forward to it so much.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Instead of Brendan mcallum. He talks about that how he
used to cry and playing cricket and the need and
you were crying a lot.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Man. I used to cry, but I was furious when
it would be called off, especially if it wasn't raining. Yeah.
But as I got older and then I started playing
senior cricket and then social cricket particularly, I mean on
Friday night and it will be teeming with rain. We'd
be at the pub and we just keep going through.
I get caught out a number of times with no sleep.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, we've been caught out as a commentary team where
it's been We've thought it's been rained off. The whole
ACC country team's gone to the pub and then the
message come clex through plays back on.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
We're like, that's right, we left the ground. We've got
a test match. There's the Pink Bull Test. I'll tell
you what. This is a good bed here. The one
point one on the drawer.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I mean if you put a million dollars on that,
you get a one guaranteed one percent return on there
on the drawer one point oh one.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
You won't got a million dollars to spend a million,
I said to you.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
On the first day it was two dollars fifty five
for the draw and I said, forecast isn't looking great?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh yeah, that was someone's going to be doing well.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
That was good eating the Mat Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
All right, we've got two options here, team. We can
either talk about the guy who asked rubbed his balls
on a police officer and said, how do my ball smell?
Or we can talk about the world's biggest plumb. So
it's balls or plum. What do you reckon? Your choice?
I reckon. We go with the police officer and the bulls. Okay,
balls it is, Yeah, we'll go loc Let's go local.

(14:01):
So a man who rubbed his hand on a police
officer's face and said, how do my balls smell? Has
been sentenced for assault. His name's Stephen Rex Richards. He's
twenty nine, Oh my god, and he lives in hut
Valley and he appeared in Hut Valley District Court yesterday
for sentencing, as well as unrelated charges of violence, intimidating

(14:23):
and breaching community work. Richards was the passenger in a
car that was stopped by police in Upper Hut in
the July of last year. Wow, so he's sort of
gone out of his way to get in trouble here,
and the police officer got into the driver's seat to
move the vehicle off the road, at which point Richards
reached across from the passenger seat and rubbed his hand

(14:44):
on the police officer's face and under his nose, and
the summary effect says that he then stated, how does
my balls smell? Richard was on a video call at
the time. Who to I was on a video call
at the same time as driving he was initially charged with.
Richards was in the passenger seat. Oh you're sorry. He
was initially charged with indecent assault on the police officer,

(15:07):
but the charge was laid downgrade to deacent assault, come
on to common assault, which he pleaded guilty to. He
was also charged from an unrelated violent dessult on another victim.
So he's got one hundred and fifty community hours community
work and he's under supervision for twelve months. Did we
ever find out how his bull smell? As the officer

(15:28):
testified on that The officer did not did not state
in court, how his bulls? How does his balls smell?
How does my balls? How does my ball smell? Well?
That's a travesty of justice, isn't it. It was a
travesty of punctual language. I mean it's how do my
ball smell? Not how does? He?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Got an extra fifty hours community service for poor grammar.
The judge said Richards was lucky to be receiving a
community work sentence instead of a detention sentence.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
It's on the lower level of offending when it comes
to what people have done to police officers over the years.
I mean personally, would you rather, as a police officer,
would you rather have a person who you're trying to
arrest attack you, yeah, with an implement? Or would you
rather have them rub their hand on your face and
ask you how are their balls smell?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
What about that twenty one year old woman in Hamilton
a few years ago that's spat on a police officer's
face and said, I hope you're like herpees because you've
got it now.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh, I reckon that. That's the worse. That's worse. Yeah,
she didn't have herpose, did you. No, she didn't have
the herpose?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
And can you spread herpos by just spitting in some
of the facts. No, you can't. But also, I mean
the question was had his hands been on his balls?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
You know what I mean? Well, the judge didn't make
any mention of that. Doesn't seem to have There's no
mention of me. Was it a video call? Was this
person trying to get tak top likes? Quite possibly?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, I wonder because Chat We're not really a radio
show for pranks. But imagine if Jerry went out and
he went up to random strangers.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
And went up and went, how does my ball smell?
I reckon? We get a lot of followers and a
lot of likes.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I made a TV show once where I was out
and about in mauls and stuff asking people to eat
and drink my purse and I'll give them five bucks
if they do.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I've watched most of the things you've done, and I
never saw that one that that was Danny Deer's.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
It was a parody of Who DEAs Wins, where I
put on a Mike Whitney accent an ideare you eat
and drink my person and you do, I'll give you
five bucks?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Anyone anyone? Did anyone take it?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
One person did you, but it was actually not wheeze
at all. It was it was creaming.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
So you go then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
The Wonderful World of a massive South African plum. Yeah,
and it weighed four hundred and sixty two grams. That
is freaking huge. It's a record setting plum, biggest plumb ever,
Bigger than the plum that was grown in Japan in
twenty twenty one, which was a three hundred and fifty

(18:07):
something grams. This is four sixty two grads, which, to
put it in context, you think about a block of
butter five hundred grams. Yeah, so it's a plum nearly
that bag's Yeah, it's about looking at a picture. Here,
I'm looking at in the photo of the in the
hand of the farmer, and it's a round about the
size of an avocado. Yeah, now that's a big plum.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Do you remember when Joe Shaka, who works here, he
had a plum that was taking on liquid but that
was well, it was a testicle. Yeah, and da got
about that big, didn't it a huge testy? Joe Shaka gone, yeah,
I'm up against him in my fantasy league. Actually, he
calls himself the Dark horse this this week in the
NFL Fantasy Team. But that plumb has been drained.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah. Well, I'm looking at this plum here, and it
reminds me of my plum when I got hit by
that crickaball after I had a visct to me, and
I had the visct to me. All the color Oh,
I tell you what, she was already blue. And then
I got I put down the long barrier and the
ball bobbled on me a little bit. It was hit,
so it was struck firmly to long on and I

(19:06):
put down the barrier. It's bobbled. I mean, it's got
me right in the nut, like right in the nuts
where it had the visect meat exactly in the spot.
That's unfortunate that blow up. And it looked very similar
to this particular plump. This guy wasn't actually Dean and
Dion Barnard. They own the oppy blast board that he
farm in South Africa. They weren't actually trying to grow

(19:27):
a giant plump. This just happened by mistake because of
course plum's go on tree. So's you imagine the branch
that put that plum on a.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
True Yeah, I mean, how would you purposely grow a
giant plum. I mean, how do you go any giant thing?
But it just seems like it's one of many plums
on a tree that's just blown up, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah? Well, this this year's harvest for Dean and Dion Barnard.
This year's harvest also youded several other large plums weighing
between four hundred and four hundred and fifty grams. So
there was actually quite a few other big plums on
this particular tree.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Wow, they need to split that tree because that seems
like a super plum tree.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah. Do you want to plumb that big though? What?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
What does it taste like? Would you slice it? That'd
be interesting? Would you slice that plum?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I want a soft plum, do you I want a
soft plum, and I want a red flesh plum. I
don't want those dirty yellow flesh plums. It would have
a big stone, It would have a decent sized stone,
I imagine.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Actually, I would say, because my uncle Selwyn used to
grow giant tomatoes and compete in competitions. But as his
wife Pat used to always say, they're very.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Watery, they're not.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Actually they're good at tomatoes they're big, but they're not
actually very good tomatoes. You'd always run them down on
tomatoes being large but not actually good tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
It's not pat and sell one from Stirling, is it?
No patterns? Sell one from Melton? From Melton? Yeah? I
thought you were down there and stealing. Also growing particularly
large knits in your hair. I didn't grow the knits well.
I had the longest here in town.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
So I was blamed for the knits, although it was
marched out of a balkal with a barber shop for
having knits.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
And so now grow those? Are you saying that those
notes jumped over to you? I reckon you grew them
from egg They might have hatched on my head. They
might have, but my parents were living overseas. What was
I supposed to do? Like?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
There was no one to look after. There was no
one with a little no one coming at me with
a little comb.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
So this variety of plumbers called the autumn treat no
one for its crisp and sweet flavor. Bet it's nothing
on a black Doris. Who doesn't love a black Doris?
I love? Do you know what this is going to
be controversial? I love canned.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
D stoned black Doris palm plums in the sauce. Now
that's a good.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Get out, Yeah, get out. But this is coming from
a man who also, yeah, you had some a tin
of potatoes.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's a great way to keep your potatoes and it's
a great way to control your potatoes.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Can I just say I'm a little bit disappointed because
I've put this article in front of you. There's two
very clear quotes from a South African I have not
heard the quotes done in the South African accent area has.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
A lot of very unique microclimates and that helps the
plums a lot. We do soil samples yearly and then
we put the soil on what is needed. I also
have a top plum specialist to help us with production
and quality.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
South Africans really elongate their a's, don't they large?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Large, large, So there we are massive plum in South Africa.
That's something all South Africans can be proud of. What
a wonderful world we live in. Coming up later on
the Mountain Jerry Show, Laura McGoldrick and Ministre It that's
after seven o'clock and after eight o'clock Penis or Genius.
Something we do on Thursdays on The Mountain Jerry Show.
This morning, we're going to be debating the merits of

(22:35):
Dave Grohl after it turns out news came out yesterday
that he fathered a child out of woodlock. Can you
separate the artistry and everything else that he's done good
from the indiscretion The.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Mat and Jerry Show podcast, The Mast and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Lood and Jerry Breakfast Show, Hold sixty nine d show.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Wilber j said, we else having fun.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I's n I save you with thisus this morning on
the Mountain Jerry shat Thursday, the twelfth of September. Look
the term big show and massive show coming up as
bandied around a lot nowadays, I said in his name,
But today you've got to say we really do. We've
got Penis l Genius. We're talking about Davey Groll, frontman
of the Food Fighters, former drama for Nirvana. He's been
caught out philandering, He's fathered a child outside of his

(23:36):
marriage and come forward and talked about it. We are
going to be debating the merits of David Grol and
Penis sol Genius. Yeah. It's really interesting, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Because I don't think even two days ago, this would
be a topic no one. I mean it would have
been you wouldn't be able to do penis of genius
Davey Grol because everyone thought he was an absolute genius.
And maybe that that remains, but it is a change
in the climate, just that we are willing to ask
that question now.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, later on we're going to talk about shopping trolley's
what they can say about your personality that's fascinating. After eight,
name that garden tull. This is a competition we're running
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(24:22):
Guy Montgomery, comedian, joins us before nine o'clock this morning.
But up next, Laura McGoldrick and Mania Stewart talk about
the ACC presents a Game of two Halves. It's premiering
tonight eight point thirty on Sky Sport one and Sky Open.
You're on it. I'm on that.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, I'm a team captain and Manaia Stewart's the other
team captain, and calib Blyight was on my team and
Joey Wheeler.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
What a great couple of New Zealanders.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
They were then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
So yesterday and the Daddy Be Spoke Podcast, we talked
to Laura McGoldrick and man Stewart about the new show,
The ACC Presents a Game of Two Halves, also starring
our very own Matthew heat Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
That's right, me and Manaia Stewart of the team captains,
Laura McGoldrick as the host, and ge Lane's not on
it because he got canceled.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, that's premiere is at thirty nine on Skot's Bought
One and Sky's Open and and I told us that
he was worried about how long the title ACC Presents
a Game of Two Halves is it's lengthy. It's a
lengthy title.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
He really should shorten.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, yeah, well that's the a SEC really presenting it. No,
I am, but you're presenting okay, I mean you're a Jason.
I would have thought that there will be way more
people that would watch it was called Laura McGoldrick presents.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'd argue that and also I wouldn't have to be
dressed up and that humiliating a SEC uniform that that
me and I are.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
And I know because then the athletes come in and
that just Michael Blood's and there were the guns out guns.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
And on my team, Joe Wheeler's just turned up on
a T shirt and I've got this really unflattering suit,
you know, like I want to wear dark colors.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
At the stage of my Yo Yo dietings.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Black, I thought you looked fine. To be honest, I
thought Kezy's horrifically white birkenstocks really took away from anything.
No one else could see what you guys are wearing
because of those burkes, So I.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Thought it looks fine.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
But yeah, so Game of Two Harts, it was a
game show on We did that finish when I was
around last time.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Two thousand, very early two thousand six. Yeah, she was.
She was a high rating Bonanza and I know that
because he used to be on at nine thirty. And
I know that because they used to look at the
ratings in those days and at the massive numbers.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
It popped off.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
You can get away with more naughty stuff now than
you ever could.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
I've seen some of the stuff you've gotten away with
on seven Sharp lately, Jerry, And yeah, that would back
that up.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
But I don't think anyone said it. If we we
might have let everyone down in the show, because I
don't think I've seen anything horrific.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
No, I was sort of looking for a bit more
from you.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, I know you'll find your way. I had a
very intimidating team. Not I wasn't definitely not intimidated by
the guys on the other side, but just been between
Joey Wheeler and MICHAELA. Blyth. Intimidated by your own team.
There's such great specimens, though.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Micala Blake came in with her gold medal, which I
think was quite It was a power play and dress.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Like she was going to the Halbergs. Was it a
Holt neck or athletes have to wear halt necks? Female
athletes for some reason, they love a halter on a
Holter Tan lines as a wholter just the one round
just ti up. Yeah, I like a Holter, the Hellberg's halter.
It's the home of the Halter.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
I think it's because the guns you work so hard
to get and such.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
She does have great guns.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
That's why we're covered up in the blazers. Yeah that's right,
because we look does she a game.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Of two halves? Those what's what are the pins? Like?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
I don't really good pins because dress on before.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
She was trying fantastic, but Joey were just to show
great New Zealander and and great depends. But that's the
only advice they gave to him is dressed what you
might wear out, what you'd wear out to dinner.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
That's what he's wearing out to dinner his wife.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
That's what he said. They said, what would you wear
out to night's dinner? And he's like, I'd wear a
T shirt and jeans, and so he just turned up
and a T shirt with a few stains on it,
and they were like, well what's he goes, well, this
is what I would wear out for dinner. I thought,
this is.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Wheeler is a lucky lady.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
It's like they made us get changed, but makeup on her.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
He walked on out of the car park straight onto
the no makeup, No makeup.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
So how do you feel about the show? Laura? I
thought you were good. I mean, it's a look behind
the curtainsy we've already recorded.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Shocker, No it was good.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I had fun.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
I thought you guys were great because obviously man I's
kept in a met's captain, so you put it against
each other. How did you feel you both?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I thought man I was very good? Oh, thank you,
thank you?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
What do you think about mats?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
That terrible? I just I was you don't catch the
bait there?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
I don't know you can. I can never tell. I
know that as soon as we put it up there
that everyone's going to have the same question that I
had with.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I still don't know where she is Barley Health Retreat. Okay,
we'll we his bloody Reggie Reggie. Yeah, a bike, isn't he?
I saw him in here the other day. He's in
a carfe, isn't he?

Speaker 5 (29:07):
It's still a thing.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
The cafe offers a carfe, but you can't coffee once.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm sure they couldn't afford mark Ellis No, no.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
No, he's on sports cafe now. Could afford lye harder here? Really?
Didn't you say? He is asking some questions? Oh? Yeah,
he blasted on a zoom call. Yeah, it's about all
you can get out of Lee. Yeah he was great,
he was really good undertand what no, no, No, it
was sort of a situation.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
I think it was always going to be like that,
there's nothing new there that will become apparent seven thirty Thursday.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
But if you're it's actually thirty thirty, I would have
said way different. Let's go back and cut on some seaweeds.
Can you watch the a SEC presents a Game of
Two Halves Premius tonight eight thirty on sky Sport two

(30:00):
and Skysport Open. Wow, no one on the showing you
when it was on or WAT Channel eight thirty Skysport
two and sky Open. Sky Open means it's free for
anyone that wants to watch, all right, eight thirty tonight.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
And Mattam Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
So, Rudy, you noticed something at the supermarket last night?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I hear, yeah, you know, I don't know where you
guys shop, but where I shop. They've got really big
shopping trolleys if you're doing a big shop, and then
they've got the little shopping trolleys. Yeah, but you know
that the little shopping trolleys don't fit inside the big
shopping trolleys. And that's why they've got two aisles for
you to park each kind of shopping trolling, Right, yeah,
and they just cleaned this out. In this and these

(30:40):
two aisles of shopping trolleys, there was one small shopping trolley. Ah, right,
And up comes old mate, not me, another guy with
the big shopping trolley. Yeah, knowing that there is one
free aisle for his big shopping trolley, and he just
shoves it in next to the small one. And I thought,
you're an absolute penis. I thought you were one of

(31:01):
the worst kinds of people that I've ever seen. You
were lazy, you're not thinking.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Well.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
This plays into this theory that's been going around for
a while on society and the shopping cart. The shopping
trolley theory states that the decision to return a shopping
cart to its designated spot after its use as a
litmus test of a person's moral character and capacity for
self governance. This is a theory returning a shopping cart
to its designated spot takes minimal effort, but makes a

(31:26):
big difference for everyone else. Returning a shopping cart to
its designated spot shows you're responsible and considerate. Returning a
shopping cart to its designated spot shows that you are
willing to do your part to make the world a
better place. Because you can get away with not doing it.
You don't have to do it. There's no punishment if
you don't do it. So if you take your shopping
trolley to your car, unload it and then return it

(31:48):
to the thing, if you see someone doing that, there's
a good chance you're a very very good person. If
you see someone walking down the street with their shopping
trolley all the way home then taking the stuff out
and dumping the shopping trolley on the berm, that person
has basically lost to society as a bad human being.
And if you see someone just leaving the shopping trolley
in a car park, that someone a spare car park,

(32:12):
thus blocking someone from parking there, you know that they're
a terrible human being. And basically, just put a CCTV
camera on that person, you'll eventually see them commit multiple crimes.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I would say in this situation with Ruder, where someone's
returned the shopping trolley, but they've returned it to the
wrong aisle, you know, because there's two different rows that
you can go on, so this person's nearly got there.
But I would say when you don't return your shopping
trolley at all, when you just either leave it on
the road, or when you leave just a weird part

(32:45):
of the car park or whatever. I think you're not
really you're not really being a positive member of society there.
But this person may have ruder not knowing that that
shopping trolley doesn't work with the other shopping trollies. This
might be. This might I feel like this is slightly different.
They an honest mistake that you think this person could

(33:05):
be an idiot. Yeah, might be an idiot absolutely, or
may just be distracted and not thinking about shopping trolleys
and whether or not it's the right one to return
it to. I think I may have done that myself
at some stage.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think that person's better than someone that just leaves
it in a park or out in the car park
willie nilly and makes no effort at all.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
What about poor old shopping trolley guy though, that's got
to get out both of those shopping trolleys to rearrange it,
just so he can get all the shopping trolleys back
for people like you and I that just want to
go shopping.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I know I feel for that person, and this is
not an ideal situation with that person, because you've got
to pull all those other ones out to get that
one that's out in the middle. Yeah, but at the
same time, not as bad as a person who takes
the shopping trolley like it's their own possession.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
And you get those people that will say, look, the
supermarkets make huge amounts of profit and I've just spent
you know, four hundred and fifty thousand dollars on two items,
So screw the supermarket and screw return the show trolley.
But it's not the supermarket you screw over. It's the
minimage person that has to go and sort out. The
shopping trolley situation that you're screwing over makes no difference
to the actual supermarket, does it. So when you return

(34:10):
it to its place, you are not inconveniencing other shoppers,
and also you're helping out someone who is working a
reasonably low paying job.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yes, what about it's the first one in. What about
if they've been cleaned out and you're the first one
in and you're going you got ones to choose from
at that point, that's what that guy did last night.
Do better. If you're listening, do it better. I think
he may have been distracted. I think you've got to
give people the benefit of the doubt in most situations

(34:39):
he might have been wasted.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast, I was just thinking,
you know, with.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
All the talk and we're doing Davey Grol and Penisugenius
after his indiscretion cheating on his wife and father and
a child has been released by him being revealed by him.
You wouldn't neither oasist brother, would you go if they
cheered it on their wife and father to child, would
anyone change her opinion on them at all? They wouldn't
talk an I wouldn't expect them to no, to not
do that. In fact, I think both of them have

(35:05):
well I don't know if they're father children with other people,
but they're certainly not pretending to be easy dogs to
keep on the porch.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
So later in the show we're going to be debating
the merits of David Grohle and Penis or Jenny, so
you can vote on three for it, three or eight hundred.
Herdeki just talking before Ruder about a supermarket trolley situation,
and you were disappointed because someone yesterday shoved a half
trolley into the area where you put the full trolleys
and screwed things up. Here's someone that says, hey, recently

(35:39):
divorced dad here, thanks for explaining the trolley situation. Just
parked mine in the wrong ole, and now I feel
like an absolute penis. So there we are some people
I think do don't realize that you can't put those
ones in the other one. Yeah, and this text here,
as a former shopping trolley guy, don't worry about it.
Working on the trolleys is way better than talking to
customers at the check out. This is an interesting point someone,
and this happens to me.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
You turn up with the be a tough guy, grab
a basket panic when you realize it's pretty much full
after a bottle of milk, then get basket taken off
you at checkout and have to try and balance all
your stuff across the car pak. I've got two points
on that. A. I do that all the time, and
I should just accept that I'm going to be tricked
into buying more stuff than one basketful. But then I
get in that situation where you can't get back through

(36:20):
the turnstiles or those you know, those sticks only go
one way to get a trolley when you realize that
you've got too much stuff, And then that really freaking
bugged me the thing with a basket when they got
rid of the bags, and you don't necessarily bring your bags,
and you don't want to buy extra bags, and you
try and take your stuff out to the car with
the basket and just unload it into your car and
when you get home you'll sort it out. And they
tell you can't leave with the basket. It's like, well,

(36:41):
you're not supplying free bags, mate, so I should be
able to take that basket of the car. I've never
stolen anything in my freaking life, so just stop treating
me like a criminal. I don't want your stupid green
basket with the dumb handles. I just want to get
my stuff I've brought to the car, all right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
That's why you go half trolley. Always got how much easier?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I mean, just except that when you get in there,
you're going to but you may be thinking you're just
going in there for a couple of items.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
You need a basket.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
The su Marker's designed to make sure that you buy
more than a basket worth when you're in there. At
seven thirty three, time for your alreadiohod Acting news headlines
with Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Well Otager University says that several medical students have been
caught acting inappropriately with dead bodies and human remains. It
hasn't said how they acted inappropriately, refusing to give more information. Well,
they need to give more information because it sounds like
they've been making love to the bodies. And I'm sure
they haven't. But when you say they've been acting inappropriately
with human mains and you're not giving you know where

(37:38):
people's minds go to. I know where your mind went,
Jerry on that. How do you act appropriately with human remarks? Respectfully? Yeah? Yeah,
what cutting it open?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
But I mean when I was at Uni, there would
be there'll be students who would have a finger back
at their flat that they'd nicked. Oh yeah, yeah that.
And like we had a dead body in our garage
because my dad was at the Universe still doing things
on bodies, so we had like a body in our garage.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Like imagine walking around with a hand.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I mean it was a skeleton, but it was a huge,
real human skeleton that was just down in the garage.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
The hand and it's like hidden up your jumper and
you walk up to your mate, a mate has it
going oh god, it's come out.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah. I mean if it's an actual hand that's got
skin on it and stuff that's going to stink really quickly,
if it's taken out of the freezer. Bait, I mean
acting in appropriately. What are they sort of touching them
in a weird way. I mean, I don't know, making
jokes about it.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
When I was a kid, used to go into my
dad's work and he had lots of dead bodies and
freezers around his office because they were like, you know,
because he worked at the medical school, and you'd open
up the freezers. You know, we'd sneak in and open
up the freezers and have a lot and terrifying that
the faces would be mashed in weird ways.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Oh and that just on ice. It was quiet. Wow,
it was quite something. Yeah, that's freaking A private member's
bill has passed its third reading in Parliament requiring gift
cards to have a minimum expiry date of three years.
Nationals Dan Bidois says it will give people more time
to spend them.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
That good because the one year is too freaking short.
And you know what they're doing with the one year.
It's the same thing they're doing at concerts when you
have to load the money onto the wristband. They know
that you will never get the exact amount of money right,
and then they keep the extra. They so much of
the profit on those cards is based on people giving
them for Christmas and the person never getting around to

(39:20):
spending them.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
But what kind of world do we live? And when
we've got to make rules about that? Yeah, I mean
that's a rule. A private members bill on that, I think.
I mean, I agree it should be longer, but we
have to make rules.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I agree that it should be longer, but I also
agree with you that we need to stop making rules.
There needs to be we no more rules.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I mean, someone has suggested that every time you make
a new rule, you have to remove another one. Otherwise
we're just going to have endless rules. If you just
keep adding roles and not removing other rules, then the
world it will, it will halt, it'll it'll peak rule,
well peak rule, and you can't do anything. And then
that's way everything so expensive. So if you've got a rule,
you think that's good enough, rule that's worth putting through, what's.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
The other one you're going to take out? And a
youth for Wellington's side has ground out a thirty two
to twenty eight went over a target to move to
the top of rugby's NPC ladder. Five players debued as
regular starters were arrested for Sunday's Ramfully Shield challenge against Tasman.
Wellington remained unbeaten after five rounds on thirty points three
clear of Hawk's Bad.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
And That and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Since Stave Grol announced yesterday that his fathered a child
outside his marriage, this morning we're going to be debating
the merits of Dave Grohl in Penis or Genius. This
will be a very interesting one. Yeah, the text Matine's
already firing up on this. People.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Of course, as yet Expectlessness to Radio Hadacky have a
lot of skin in the Dave Grol game. With the
amount of Dave Grol songs we play, not just the
food fighters in Nirvana, but also Queens of the Stone
Age and various other, you know, drumming endeavors he's been
involved in.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
People seem to think that Dave Groll was a good
guy of rock and roll. He I don't think he
painted himself as the good guy of rock and roll.
I think he is just a good guy. Yeah, I
think people just automatically elevated him to status of good
guy who's never done anything wrong in his life. And
of course everybody knows that everybody has done something wrong
in their life. That's just the way that the world is.

(41:12):
That's the way the universes. There are I think occasional
people out there who who are amazingly morally, staunch and
good on them. That's sometimes easy for people, it's sometimes
it's harder for other people. But it's interesting in this
Dave gral situation because I started thinking about it Easterday
and I thought, wow, in a weird way, so this

(41:33):
has happened. Dave Groll's fathered a child outside of his marriage.
And then in one way, we were actually complicit in this.
I'm not sure whether we're complicit in it in a
positive or a negative way. But a while ago, when
we met Dave Groll, we gave him a Matt and
Jerry romance rag and we said to him, I know

(41:56):
you're out on tour a lot, Dave, and so the
he is a romance rag. We will offer you a
free laundry service with this. We'll give it to you
as our gift to him. Yeah, and he took it
away and I thought in a lot of ways, I thought, well,
that's going to come in handy for a guy that's
on the road and doing all that sort of stuff. Interestingly,
it never came back to us. He never asked us

(42:17):
to launder it, no, which says to me that he
didn't use it right. And if he had have used
our romance.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Then he might not have had so much sexual energy
around for further activities that produce babies outside of weblock.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
You could almost guarantee that if he had have used
our romance rag just moments before he did impregnap this
particular person here, Yeah, then he wouldn't have been in
this situation. Well.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Interestingly, Dave Grohl has been involved in cheating scandals before,
because yeah, he was dating Nina Gordon from the band
vru Cossalt and I think it was on stage in
New Zealand. She got on the mic and abused him
because he had been cheating on her. This was way
back in the day and I think at nineteen ninety
seven she stated that Dave Grohl had cheated on her

(43:03):
with Wenona writer, So you know he's been.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Here's a rock and roll star, I mean rock and
roll stars. They spray it around, that's what they do,
I know.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
But what I'm saying is that it's not necessarily as
big a surprise as people are making out. You know,
I mean, very publicly he cheated on a very famous
rock star with a very famous actress. So you know
it's been out in the open that he's been waving
it around.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, it was no surprise to It's no surprise to me. No, no, well,
there's no suppose to me, no surprise. So anyway, we're
debating the merits of Davey Grol and Penis or Genius.
This will be super interesting. You can vote on three
for three oh eight hundred Hodach. He will detail our
arguments after eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast. The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Don't you listen to Matt and Jemal Breakfast Show.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
On Radio Reckie Jerry.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
A Matthew Man Jerry Show. Thursday to twelve of September
twenty twenty four. Nice to have you with us this morning.
Lots coming up in the next hour, including Penis or Genius,
something we do every Thursday where we debate the merits
of something, and you can have your say on three
four eighty three and work out whether this person in

(44:26):
this situation, Davey Groll ends up on the penis or
the genius side of the cody log, which is a
fixed to the wall of the studio.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, this is a huge one. It's already firing up
the text machine. People are revved up about this penis
of genius. And look, we never would have asked this question.
Just two days ago. There was no doubt in terms
of Hodechi listenership that Dave Grohl was just an absolute
unmitigated genius. But does the fact that he's fathered a

(44:55):
baby behind his wife's back out of wedlock changed that
for you?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I'm just selling. Look at some of the other people
up there on the penis side of the curdly log.
You've got Mark Lundy London, He's no London. Here's no London.
You've got Winston Peters pretty close. You've got vegans. Yeah,
well he's not vegan. He's not that bad. And there's
Ian Foster up there too. Oh Fozzy beer. That's cruel,

(45:21):
wasn't it. Tasius d ended up up there.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, wow, Dave, Dave Grohl played drums for tenaiou D.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Didn't he? Jenny from Forest Gump's on the genior side?
How good was Dave Grol in the tenatiou D movie
Is the Devil? He was excellent?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
And Matt and Jerry Show podcast It's.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Matten Jemmy's Penis Orginia. Every Thursday we run a Sigmund
on our shower Penis or Genius, where we debate the
merits of someone. Today Dave Grohl from The Food Fighters,
also the former drummer from Nirvana. He announced yesterday that
his fathered a child outside of his marriage, So we're
debating the rites of him dirty dog and forgether dirty

(46:00):
dirty dog, whatever her name is. I've been on her
side since the starts twenty one years since they got married.
Okayly woman, it can be a part of it by
sending us a message on three for eight three, or
you can go on to your iHeartRadio app as well,
or send the message that way. Matt, you're going to
say that he's penis. I'm going to argue that he's genius.
Let's get into it, Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Dave Grohl's penis is basically the Phil Collins of Grunge,
a man who was drumming in a groundbreaking band and
went on to take charge and make music in.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
A very middle of the roadway. Oh so Phil Collins
of Grunge.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Okay, sure he has broken the hearts of his loving
wife of twenty one years and.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
His two daughters. Yes, okay, he's a bit weird locking
and tries to cover up a lack of chin with
facial hair. That that's about rough. That's not necessarily his
fault week chin, weak chin.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
The drum patterns of nevn Mind had largely already been
written and performed by original Nirvana drummer Chad Channing, but
Dave Grohl took all the credit.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
What a great name. Chad Channing is real good Chad Channing.
Chair Channing, Yeah he did a few sort of gap
band kind of anyway. Do people call chair Channing chitchen? Yeah? Chen.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
As Jesus said in John eight seven, none of us
have ever done anything wrong, So let's all throw stones
at the cinate.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
That is not true, the saying as let he who
be without certain cast the first stone? Are you sure
it wasn't? None of us have ever done anything wrong,
So let's all throw stones at the Senate. Met's argument, man,
and my finalist argument is has he not heard of protection? Yes,
he's running around behind his wife. I mean, very riscue
you way to operate anyway? You thinking of the snip anyway?

(47:42):
In my opinion, he's a genius. He as the greatest
rock drummer of all time. Certainly one of them, you know,
like Neil Pert. Certainly one of the greatest rock drummers
of all time. And ultimately, do we admire him for
his musical talent or his moral clarity? Gees? He wrote
ever Along and a bunch of other amazing songs that

(48:02):
have brought a lot of joy to a lot of people. Message.
He was very generous to us the two times that
we've interviewed him. He was lovely, Wasn't he very generous
to us? He didn't need to talk to us. He
gave us his time, He certainly did. He was a
very lovely man. Seems like he's a very giving person. Yeah,
giving of his body as a jeanetic material. Yeah, well

(48:23):
on that. He's not the first rock star to spray
it around, and he will not be the last either.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
I think that's it for the rockstares I think they're gonna,
they're gonna, they're gonna keep it in the pants from
now on.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Also, let's think about a situation that's real to him.
He's lost two of his best mates. He lost Kurt obviously,
and he lost Taylor.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
So you know, Kurt was a long time ago, but yeah, Taylor,
he had lost Taylor around and you know, not long enough,
not long before this has happened. So you're saying that
he ran off to the arms of another woman to get.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Over an excuse. But I'm just saying, you've got to
put yourself in his situation. He's in a very unique situation.
One of the biggest rock stars of all time and
a lot of strange things happening to him. Also, his
name rhymes with sausage rolle. Well, that is a good point.
It does, David Grol sausage roll. But I'll tell you what,
he's going to be called that more now than ever before.
The old dirty old Dave girl sassage roll. You know

(49:19):
what he's up to. You can vote three four, three,
eight hundred, Hardicky you decide which side of the Cody
log Dave Groll will go on the penis or the
genius side.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
It's Matten Jemmy's penis or genius this morning word debating.
The merits are Dave roll because he has fathered a
child outside of his marriage. And I'll tell you what,
the voting is very very close. Learning to walk again,
more like learn to use a prophilectic again? Mate? Am
I right? Boys? Something's gone wrong there, hasn't it. Let's

(49:54):
have a look at what the people are saying. How
many illegitimates on the genius side of things? How many
illegitimate chill dam would you guys have had if you
had women coming on to you like Dave Grohl does.
He's done well to only have ones.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Wow, Jeremy, I've seen a lot of women coming on
to you over the years, a lot of women and
a lot of women.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I'm very excited about you.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I've seen them grab your butt, I've seen them grab
the front of you and look, you hardly ever cheat
on Tulsi.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Haha, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Half Pole says this Texter. Dave is a genius. Sadly
thought that this penis but owning it like a genius.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yeah, well that's true, Okay, Penis text penis not for
his philandering, but for his ability to write the most
bland music for the last twenty odd years. The Resolve
cleaning product jingle is a prime example. Oh yeah, Dave
grol Is pee every single food out of song is
a seven out of ten, just soul sapping stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yes, Dave Grohl is still a genius, is his teachers,
because it's all about the music for me. But to
be honest, I wouldn't be saying no it was Penis either.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Well, interesting text here instead of learned to fly? It
should have been done. It would have been better if
it was learning to control his fly?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Am I right? Boys?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yes, I'm learning to control my fly.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Wouldn't have worked quite the same way. Couldn't give two hoots,
says this teacher about Dave Rohle's news. He's kind of
coming off as a villain. But what about the woman
he was with. She obviously loved the idea of having
his child, so she's the Penis David still, She said,
I don't know about that. I mean, but you don't
know that. We don't know the situation with this other person.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Well, we're not putting her on the p org because
we don't even know who she is. But you know,
she didn't know that he was married, So she's not
without sin, is she?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
But is there anybody in this room or anybody who's
listening who is without son?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I wish I had stones because I'm without son and
those stones that both of you guys.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
We're all sinners. Unfortunately, have any stones here, otherwise I'd
be throwing them? Yeah, all terrible, terrible sinners.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Everyone goes on about what a great drummer he is,
but he just copied a lot of drum patterns from
the disco era.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
I would say that was quite genius.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Here he said, Dad is a big fan of the
Gap band, and he would he copied a lot of
their patents. But I mean, how genius is that you're
putting disco.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Drum beats to grunge music.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I think Dave Groll was arguably, you know, a huge
factor in the Vanas success.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
This is interesting. Dirty old Day's wife maybe like mine
and decided no more love making ever again, whereas Dave
is a man, genius musician but still only a man.
Interesting Okay, well, yeah, we don't know Dave Grohl's marital
situation that's exactly right. Yeah, in a way, because who knows,
who knows his relationship that she might be abuse? Who knows, Really,

(52:39):
I don't know if he's accusing her of being a
business who she is.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I'm saying, we know, I mean, who are way to
pass judgment as we run a pog clearly okay, So
dirty Dave Grohl sausage. Roll was an absolute genius into
this and now I hate his guts horrible Philanderus is.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
This texture okay? Grol should have started drumming and kept
his pants up first, Jesus says, I hate the faux
fighters and cheating is not okay.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
But Dave Grohl is still a musical genius. Yes, and
this Texas is penis. As Jesus said, if your member
causes you to sin, chop it off, don't have Jesus
said that. Well, could you quote which particular book and verse?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Jesus said that and something in all right, the results
are in interesting, The votes have been tallied, and the
people have hede. You have spoken. Dave Roll will join
Tom Cruise nurses, seagulls and cruise ships on the side
of the porg Cody Long.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
It was close, but Davy Groll dirty old sausage role.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
You have been dean genius.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
May you live on for all eternity and exalted glory
at the right hand of our Lord and Savior Jesus
Christ Mohammad and the Buddha from Northland.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Sixteen votes in it. Yeah, that's the closest ever. That
was very close.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Tell Me Up. After Betty Go Montgomery comedian joins us
on the Mountain Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
How well has he done? So, Guy Montgomery? He makes
the TV show in New Zealand called Guy Montgomery's Guy
Want Spelling Bee, and you go, that was a good show.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
I was on it.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I couldn't even spell elephant, but I was on it.
He then takes that to Australia where he's a big
star over there, selling out town halls and such a
lot of TV appearances. Managed to take a show as
a New Zealander over to Australia, sell it and it's
still called Guy Montgomery's guymont Spelling Bee. So he's a
New Zealander that's got a show on Australian television.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
With his name in it. Yes, and it's been a
huge hit over there. It has, it's on the ABC.
She's a high rating bonanza. Yeah, it's been a huge success.
I mean, that's that's quite incredible. I think watched the
space because I would assume that at some stage he
will take that show to the world. I think you'll
take that show to the States.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Well, you know, I've been told if it was a
success here rated, well here, it's been a success there.
I've been told by people that sell international television shows,
if it's proven in two places, then people people will
definitely go for it, because you know, it's been proven
in two markets, you know.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
And he's got his name on the billboard. So where
that show goes, he goes with it.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
You can't call it Matt's Montgomery spelling Matt heath be
can you no?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
So Guy Montgomery frommont guymont spelling Bee is going to
be on the Matt and Jerry Show. We've got a
name on this particular show here. So he's a name,
a name coming on a name. Yeah, his name on
name is what that's called. I've got my name on
the show. Yep, that's what you do, yeap, just your
first name though, there is Guy there is right there. Guy,

(55:35):
he's heard me.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
He's heard me doing the reverse of backstabbing of them.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Madame Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
That's say thirty two times for your radioharda can News
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Thew Auckland Mayer is asking the government to ditch plans
for a tunnel under the wata Matah Harbor and build
a cheaper second harbor bridge instead. Wayne Brown says he'd
like to see it built from Meola Reef between points
chev and West and Cody Point on the north shore.
Disappointing because whenever they announce it, they'll say and that'll
be finished in you know, twenty thirty five, and I'm like, well,

(56:09):
and the rest will I have be around for that? No,
Elon Musker's on track where they have cars. Then Elon
Musker's on track to become the world's first trillionaire, and
you report tracking wealth, says the Tesla boss will reach
the milestone by twenty twenty seven. His wealth has been
growing at an average rate of one hundred and ten
percent annually.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
But doesn't know I'm buying the Teslas because we keep
getting told that they're they're just packing up in car
parks everywhere.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
And then he's got his fingers another piece, and he's
got his fingers all over the place, isn't he every
major industry in the world. He's got his finger in
And the black Ferns have scrummaged with King Charles at
a reception ahead of the team's test against England on
Sunday twick and apparently he gave him a hug. Oh,
that's not scrummaging. That's a that's a misleading headline. Are

(56:54):
they scrummaged with them? They scrummaged with them, or they
hug them? Wow, scrum hark same thing, red, doesn't it
mean more? I suppose as a hug all of them,
the entire the entire fifteen. It's a lot of people
to take King Charles. It's got those sausage fingers. To
keep your sausage fingers to yourself, King Charles, All right, okay, all.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Right, The Nation Jerry Show podcast time on Gomery.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Oh wow, that's a seamless Pivottgomery's gum on spelling bee.
Yeah started in New Zealand. Actually it started on YouTube,
that's right, and YouTube's for the people.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah, And then it went and then it went to
it went to the TV. Many people have been saying
it's the water blaster of television shows in a lot
of ways. Its right through dirt and grime. It stripped
the crap off the network. It'll kill a cat. Yeah,
you spired at a cat. It was so powerful. It's
so powerful. Its sprayed its way all the way to Australia,

(57:47):
where it's been a big head over there. That's right. Yeah,
and then there's another Kiwi season about to start. No, it's,
you know, the craziest thing. And this is the problem
it started. It's what I'm here to tell it.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
It started on August twenty two and I am. I
came up with the show. I wrote it with Joseph Moore.
There's a great production companies, a lot of hard working
people in the studio. When it comes to pr it's
the one man Ben and all runs through Gmont.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
This is the news, the way the future, this is
the way of the future. That's right. One of our discovery.
They said, we actually don't need anyone to do anything.
And here, I am, I've been so busy celebrating your
Australian success.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
You've failed to get failed to celebrate your New Zealand success.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I don't blame you.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I feel like the rollout was confusing because we filmed
the New Zealand season in November last year. It's been
on a shelf marks do not broadcast until now. But
what happened is in between filming that and it coming out,
I pitched, got commissioned, made and released an Australian series
with an identical title, and so the big officiate the

(58:49):
smaller fish and who got swallowed? But New Zealand is
on every Thursday at seven o'clock and it's a banger overseason.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
And of course you can watch it on three now anytime.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Wow. And that's one of the most intuitive websites I know.
I did go back and watched the last season as well.
On do they not have space for that?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
You can see No, No, they've still got the storage.
I'm paying for their cloud heats, spelling on that in
season one. Yeah, I struggled with the word elephant.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
I reckon the Warner Brothers Discoveries sign keeps coming up
on the app that says you have not paid for
enough cloud stories for the thing, and then they keep
flicking it on and I reckon, they don't pay it.
That's my guess. Go Montgomery with us.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
In Bed and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
It's Good for Me eleven minutes and nine on the
Jhow why was it good for you that golden period
of New Zealand comedy? No, just sad. The brain rains
great for me. Ye, gras my stock alpha brain. We've
got Guy Montgomery in the studio, whether it's Gy Montgomery,
comedian also host of Guy Mont's Gy Montgomery's gmont Spelling
Bee always takes me a couple of ghost to get there.

(59:50):
Title right, it's a shocker of a title. It's a
very long title. Memorable. Yeah, well it's there's a bit.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Of Partridge to it, you know, the ultimate comedy creation
character of all times, Partridge. And he would love crow
barring his name.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
We know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
I remember one of his make belief pictures inside of
one of his things, where he was like sort of
scrambling to describe a show to a BBC commissioner. He said,
what about a partridge amongst the pigeons? What happens there?
And it has to make up the show? And so
I thought it was funny because I was just doing
it for the Internet. I was like, it's a funny
thing to do to put your name in a title
twice when it doesn't quite work.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
So, Gy Montgomery, you've been doing very well in Australia
and over an Edin Burah and you know your global
sensations success overnight success really yeah, because you've just you've
just woken up twelve years of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Going to bed around and now you know everyone on
the Guy Montgomery train. There's the there's the headline, Guy
Montgomery Global Sensation. Did you ever think you're going to
be a global sensation?

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I think only the alpha brain. Matt Heath has described
me as such, but he is the alpha brain.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
So yeah, I guess I am. Well, I'm the alpha
brain in a mess of brain drain situation in the country.
So tell us about how things are going on Australia.
Because your show, Guy Montgomery's guymont spelling beaks open parentheses,
AU closed parentheses. That's right. AU is going great guns
on the A b C, which is the where everyone
gets to start with you as a as the as

(01:01:14):
the government owned, state owned broadcast over in Australia, huge numbers,
that's the most popular network in Australia. Is that right, Well,
it's the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
If you turn the telly on the same advantage you
and your cronies at seven sharp heir. You know, so
the people who are still watching interest your TV, they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Know how to get past. Ah well, I think though
the difference though between the ABC and TV and Z
TV and Z has ads. TV and Z pays for itself,
second chart pays for itself, whereas the ABC paid for
by Australian taxpayers. That's right, and they're given the bloody
money to this wet ke we fair.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I'm a card carrying Australian taxpayer as well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Ah. It's a long con yeah. And plus in Australia
they've got an interesting setup where sixty six percent of
all content on Australian television has to be local content.
So that's the rule that they've got. I mean, I
think the ABC most of the most of the contents Australian,
but interestingly part of that sixty six percent is actually
New Zealand content. Economic yes, which was great for motorway

(01:02:18):
patrol because I know that they sold motorway patrol across
into Australia is Australian content.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
I know we've built Matt is the alpha brain of
this talk break. But the way I'm hearing you talk
about these very particular details of Australian broadcasting regulations, Montgomery,
how different is it working with Australians and Australian comedians,
although you've got a bunch of Kiwi commedians on your
Australian show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
What are the differences?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Well, I used to be intimidate, you know, like the
first time we to do stand up in Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I remember it's it's quite scary because.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
It's all bigger, and you know, I remember I'm when
I first moved to Auckland, I remember timidated. You know
I got lost straight away. Yeah, I can get lost here.
This is unbelievable. For the first time when I was
a kid, the first time is it Aukland. We went
to Newmarket and I was like, you're telling me this
isn't the main part of town.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
The first time I went to new Market, I thought
it was Disneyland. I've never seen so anything, so shiny,
absolutely so over there. It was initially intimidating when I
was first doing stand up, but by the time we
made it for the ABC this year, I was. I've
been going to Australia since I could, since twenty fifteen,
so these are all my friends now. So it feels
a lot more accommodating, and you know, like they's just
got a slightly different accent, very similar sensibility.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah right, good on you then, But what about the egos.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Wow, of course you're going to get you know, and
you know those sort of packer kerry packer and moddock style.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Yeah, I don't. I don't move in different circles. You
don't find it's a doggy dog world over there in Australia.
You don't find that. Everyone that goes over there that
says to me, it's just everything's just a bit harsher,
a bit a bit more.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Following SELT launching in Australia for ten years, what about it?
What about the temptations, the temptations, flesh and the nose.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
You've got to be careful.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
You got to be careful now you're at now I'm
on the straight and narrow. Yeah yeah, okay, teetotaling monogamous.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
So you must have plans for the world domination because
obviously you've got new zeally and you've gone Australia. You've
taken your comedy show the well, you've taken your comedy show,
and you've taken your TV show going Ontgomery's Gone On
Spelling Bee to the fringe Fesstial in Edinburgh. You must
be looking at the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Well, you know that those parts are out of your control.
I think I can show up to places and be funny,
and then the actual negotiations of whether or not anyone's
interested in the shows outside of my control sphere of
ability and interest. Really, i'd love for it to happen,
But you know, I mean, I would love to truth
be told if it was to happen anywhere next, I'd
love to sell the formats like Germany, some non English

(01:04:55):
speaking place where I can cash a check and they
do all the work.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Well, how does that work with Goy Montgomery's going on spelling?
Gustav Gustin, Josh, how does that work? I guess it's
called Gostin von Humler on spelling. Okay, So the idea
would be Gustlers. It would be called Gustav Holer's guy,
I'm on spelling be von Homler's Montgomery's Okay, let's think

(01:05:23):
that would like counterintruitively, that would make it go better.
Like the length of the name. Everyone's trying to get
something that's just because spelling be wouldn't work. There's a
spelling beyond be too confusing. Yeah, that's right. Is going
to hang around for the podcast. Thanks for chatting to
us on the radio shows. For having me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
I'd love to encourage your your kind listeners to tune
in at seven pm on three tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Yeah against the Big Dog. Oh woh wow. Yeah, good
luck against the big dog, as that's what we're finding
the Big Dog Montgomery. Thanks for coming in and you
can watch it as at any time on three now.

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