Dead Butt Syndrome - The Radio Highlights Pod September 11

On the radio show today, the guys checked out a study about vegan diets being good for dogs, and looked heavily into "Dead Butt Syndrome". Are you someone that gets this affliction?

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
The mattin Jerry Show load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's Jerry.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Talking on it for Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Six until nine.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yes they will be there. Was rude and mashe.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's Matthew Heath and Jim.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Good morning, Welcome along to the Mountain Jerry Show. Wednesday,
the eleventh of September tweeny twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
The thirtieth, the thirtieth official hump Day of twenty twenty
four A hump day can only fall on a Wednesday
of a full five day Monday to Friday working week.
They're officially forty three hump days and twenty twenty four
this is the thirtieth, so we're well over the hump
of hump days.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh, certainly, only thirteen hump days to go till the
end of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah. I love a hump day. Also, I love a
fake doctor conducting a surgery. There's another one in India.
He was trying to use YouTube. Things did not go well. No,
if you are out there and you have faked your
medical degree, you will be found out. It's only a
matter of time.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, some things you can do with YouTube. There's lots
now you can do with YouTube. There's so many things
you can do with YouTube. There's some things that are
just best left not doing to YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I reckon. If you're a pilot, no, go to
go to ear flight school. Yep, doctor medical school.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I started learning the drums on YouTube the other night.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
So that's fine, it's fine, that's fine, Absolutely fine, diyvet,
absolutely fine. But when it comes to actually operating.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
On anymone studying for exams, you'll find four hundred most
intelligent Indian people ever ready there and waiting to help
you if you can't operate the new digital lock on
your door. There's a YouTube clip for you out there.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's all there, but not a doctor coming up this morning.
The Wonderfu World of visiting a museum. Now that's a
very interesting story.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
And David Nika.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Boxer joins us after seven o'clock because of course he's
got about coming up in what Saturday night this weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And what is dead butt syndrome. It's a big, big
issue that one.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I see that the six meter high Gore Gold
Guitar Awards guitar is up for sale.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh really how much?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, it had a starting price of fifteen hundred dollars
on trade me cheap.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And it comes on trailer, doesn't it like on wheels?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It does. But unfortunately it was just having a look
at that because I thought it was maybe that might
be a good thing for us to pick up. Unfortunately,
it's at the other end of the country to us,
so we'd have to get it up here, and the
trailer doesn't work, so it comes with its own trailer,
but you're still going to need a trailer to move
the guitar and trailer because it's not actually roadworthy.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
So why was it on a trailer? Was it for
the Golden Guitar Parade or something?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
They used to roll it into town during the Golden
Guitar Awards.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Interestingly, it was made by the same guy who made
the Gore Brown Trout monument in which in front of.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Which you said the famous gay Capital of the World company.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Interesting, But the Golden Guitar Awards are still going, aren't they. Yep,
Gold Guitar Awards, Yeah they are.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, yeah, but for some reason they've decided that they
don't want to have that particular monument anymore to it.
But where would you put it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Where would you put it? Who needs it? Frank Wilson,
He owns it. It was Frank Wilson. Like, why is
it owned by someone? Ah, Frank Wilson, Well he bought it.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, he bought it five years ago from a dude
in our West Otago whose wife had been a periodic
detention supervisor of course, and she went to go and
go and check on someone at some stage and had
they've been told to strip it back for scraps. So
she saved it and took it home in the enlase.

(04:27):
All right, okay, I mean it needs to be kept
by someone. It should be in a museum somewhere. Could
they not wheel it up to Papa.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Doesn't have enough cool stuff like that. They need to
get stuff like the Decker sign and put that in there.
The one from Huntley they need to put there. They're
sort of not celebrating those key things because I think
they've got a way of looking at the world where
they don't understand that those are the bits that really
excite people. If you could go in and look at it,
the Decker sign and then you walk past that and
you see this golden guitar, you know, maybe cut the

(04:59):
head off the gore trout. Put that in there.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh you're not cutting the head off the gort trout.
That's staying there.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Could they put the skytower into.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Pave, poking out the top you're in?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Well not maybe just the top of it.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I just hope someone comes along that wants it more
than me. I think people he doesn't want it at all.
I think people who collect things are caretakers, and this
takes up a lot of real estate. Well that's the problem.
What about you know, actually, you know who needs to
buy that, Alan.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Gibbs, Allen Gibbs. He's got the sculpture farm in Kai
Allen Gibbs. That would go well at Alan Gibbs Sculpture Farm.
That's the type of thing because it needs At the moment,
I'm looking at a picture of it and it's sitting
inside of a field somewhere and it needs it's that big.
I mean it's six meters and it needs to sit
somewhere six meters high. I think it needs to sit

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somewhere in the field.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah. I think the big thing is he said before
that it's stopping people buying it is the fact that
it comes to the trailer, as you said, but the
trailer doesn't work. You need to turn out with a
trailer to put the trailer and the guitar on. Yeah,
that's a big trailer.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
That is a big trailer. I'll work in my pumps
and beach backyard, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Then that and Jerry Show Podcast four.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
So far, Stadium is going to host the Dunedin Craft
Beer and Food Festival, as it always does. We're going
to be hitting down for it Friday the eighth and
Saturday the ninth of November, and that's going to come
around quite quickly.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Actually.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's needing iconic annual events celebrating the finest local and
national brewers.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
And off the back of the success of the brewing
of our Let's Get Busy beer.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Last year, which was hugely popular, even though I brewed
it with COVID disease. So far, everyone didn't realize that
at the time. I didn't realize that at the time
when I would have.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Hoped that the pasteurization process would sort of eliminate COVID.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
You would hate but I had my hands all over
those as hops and then I didn't find out till
the day later they had COVID.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
And don't remember back in the day they did suspect
that COVID was spread through frozen vegetable remember that.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Remember all the crazy conspiracy theories that were coming out
from well the mainly but.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Have got COVID.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
But when the Chinese, we're not going to import our
frozen food because they thought that COVID could survive on
a frozen pack of piece. Yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, So last year we brewed the hoppy lagger and
this year we're going to work out what we're going
to brow. Obviously, we're not going to go with the
hoppy lagger this time around.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Why Obviously, because I thought it was very successful us year.
It was, But I think you you've got to move forward.
I think these sorts of things. I think it could
be anything. It's the Let's get Bizet label. We'll get
it through.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Actually, would anyone be able to remember what the last
one tasted like and compare it to the next one?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Wow, halfway through, we just shoved a different beer through
the taps?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
No, we didn't. Well, we didn't do that. Excuse me,
what did you do? Nothing? It was people just love
the unique flavor of the Let's get Bizet people. Didn't
you shoved another beer through?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, this is the first I've heard of this.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Why would you say that?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Anyway? I didn't. We didn't plug in another beer when
we sold out of the last one. Why would we
do that?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So make your pack and you could be into a
trip to the need and thanks to toned An Airport Plus,
you'll get accommodation tickets to the Dunedin Craft Beer and
Food Festival. And behind the scenes too of the Emerson's
Brewy with legendary Dunedin brewer Richard Emerson. Just go to
Hodache dot co dot nz to enter.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh yeah, ah yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Coming up after the six thirty years the Wonderful World
of visiting a museum. Now, this is a new exhibition
that's going on where you can turn up and take
all your clothes off. Although there is one there is
one catch. I'll tell you what the catch is after
avoid that catch.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Catch.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's a clothing catch.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Not going to catch on your scrope and you're walking
through the door, is it? I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
All right then, Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's six ety one time for your already heard acking
news headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Heartbroken mill workers in the central North Islands say they're
being forced to leave their communities when Stone is shutting
two mills and who because of high electricity prices, Well
than two hundred people have been made redundant.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
What is going to happen in that area because there's
all kinds of problems with the mountain, So tourism is
not going to be the earner that it once was.
You got these mills closing down. I feel like that
area should be going a lot better than it is.
I feel like it's got some natural advantages. There's just
something going wrong there. For the longest time. Yeah, for
the longest it's had problems. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Apple's unveiled its newest tech, including the iPhone sixteen models
with biggest screens and two new buttons, plus support for
AI Apple Intelligence. Apple also announced a firmware update that
will allow air pods pro to double as clinical grade
hearing aids well.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
The new feature will be aimed at people with mild
to moderate hearing loss. That's me.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
So you can walk around and it just looks like
you're listening to music, but you're actually listening to people better. See,
that's a problem. If people got the earbuds and they're
wearing them so you can listen to them, people can
assume that, you know, listening to music and not talk
to you. But I've got a friend that's you know,
ran a here a hearing aid film for a long time,
and he was saying, the whole of the time he

(10:12):
was in the industry, they were trying to hide hearing
aids because people don't want to see them because people
maybe a little embarrassed about them. They shouldn't be, but
they were, and now everyone just wants the earbuds showing.
So basically they could make hearing aids freaking massive. Now
people would wear them and they wouldn't care what I
would say about the new iPhone sixteen. It's a scam.
You don't know. They've been doing this since a General

(10:35):
Motors released started releasing cars, and then late nineteen twenties
with a new number on them every year, a new Years.
We're so easily hacked by that. It's like I've only
got the iPhone thirteen. I need the iPhone sixteen. Don't
you know your phone was fine? Your phone is already
doing enough to ruin your life without getting it smarter.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
And the one off cricket t is between New Zealand
and Afghanistan. There deli risks getting abandoned without a ball
being bold. It's possibility after two days with that played.
Due to a wet outfield on the back of the
monsoon season, electric fans have been employed to dry puddles
and they've actually cut a whole lot of bits out
of the outfield and they've replaced them with other bits.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
The electric fan is not going to do anything. They're
literally carrying around with an electric fan that looks like
it's been brought from Bunnings with an extinctionion cable to
try and blow here at the outfield.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
To be fair, it looks like an electric fan that
was brought from Bunnings in nineteen seventy two. It's a
really old electric fan.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I hope they didn't pay full for us of that.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
The Mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
The Wonderful World of Visiting a Museum but Naked.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, a museum in Marseille has opened up its naturist exhibition.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
To nude visitors.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Gross, but they welcome a display only one evening a month,
so it's a special evening that they'll have for Nudi rudies.
And you can turn up to the Newdy Rudy exhibition
once a month.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
But there is a catch. I want to go on
the night that Sweeney's going?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Who Sweeney Sweeney, Sweeney Todd the Butcher, Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Oh, Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Why is she going? Do you think she's going?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
She's not going?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, not as far as I'm aware. Night.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
What night's Scado going?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm saving a look here, doesn't mention anything about her
going either.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
What about David Nica? What David na not this week?
Also not going?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
He's on the show after seven, but he's fully clothed,
so the Federacion fran says. NASA says there is no
objection to bear feet because you got to wear shoes. Yep,
but insisting on footwear was a precaution against the museum's flooring.
I find that hot though apparently there's there's splinters in

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the flooring.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
How hot does it when a lady is completely nude
except for sneakers and socks?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oddly enough, I know that you've discussed this with me before.
Your ponch for a nude female with nothing but running
shoes and socks, yea, it weeds me out.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
It totally weirds me out. It's always weirded me out.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Even just running shoes and socks and a bikini weirds
me out.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I've got a lot of time for that. What's wrong
with you?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Long socks or anklets? Would you go a long long sock?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah? Long socks?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You perverts.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
They want to get they want to get bums on
seats literally and get people through the turnstiles, and they
need to get people socks and long socks and sneak It's.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
No, they're kind of people that are going along to
the museum. And it's always the naturistics of shoes.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's always the case with naturists and nuda speeches, isn't
It's not. It's not what your teenage minds thinks it's
going to be.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
There's a lot of saggy bees, that's for sure. So
but I like the fact that you've got to wear
shoes towards splinters. How what's the flooring pulse? That floor
god splinters? It's not some nineties quealer deck.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
So you can go in once a month the museum clarified.
Visitors taking part are naturists and they will be naked.
So it features six hundred photographs, films, magazines, painting, sculptures
and other artworks from nature's communities, as well as public
and private collections.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
In France and Switzerland. That's interesting because do you need
to be nude to look at pictures of nude people?
Can you not look at pictures of new people in
your clothes?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Nudies love an opportunity to get nude. This is the
thing about nerdies. They love it. And interestingly, France is
the world's leading tourist testination because it's the temperature in
the fact that they've got three different seas. But people
in Europe they do love to get their clothes off.
I was recently on a boat in Croatia and in
the morning I woke up and looked out the back

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of the boat and there was an eighty year old
man doing yoga on a paddle board out the back
of his boat and doing the downward dog. And I
got the full view of everything out.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
The back, and I thought, as we all sort of woke.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
And started having breakfast, and as his family and grandchildren
grandchildren were on his boat woke and started having breakfast,
you think that maybe he might stop, but oh no,
he continued to do the downward dog in his butt.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
He was very keen on getting his butt in the sun. Well,
it's bloody good for you, is it? Yeah? Burns off
the daggs. Really really, but is it you? Is it
him that is wrong or is it you that is wrong?
Because we were all born naked, and for most of
the two point two million years that we've been modern humans,
we walked around nude. It's only very recently started covering

(15:43):
our bits up, so you know what I mean. A
hunter gatherer would have no problem with a German board
an eight year old nude pedal boarder showing them as
backs packets.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Better you need to do it on a pedal board
attached to your boat. It's a very strange place.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Anyway. I've got some video for the gym. I love
you said if you could, yeah, immediately.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
First thing, and they'd get phone out and video send
it to people back home.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Then Mat and Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
YouTube's really useful nowadays. You can do a whole heap
via YouTube. I mean it's even really good if you're
going to roast, say a leg of lamb, and then
you've got a new oven and you need to work
out the functions on your oven because you need to
try and read the hieroglyphics and you don't know what
they are. So you look up on YouTube and then
you can go, oh, yeah, okay, that's fan bake, that's

(16:38):
fan grill. I definitely won't be baking that particular leg
of lamb or leg of beef, whatever it is on
fan grill. I'll definitely do it on bake.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, well, I mean you could have order, should it?
I could have order, should have done that.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
There's a frightening story though, that's come out of India
where a fifteen year old boy has unfortunately died after
a suspected fake doctor allegedly used a YouTube tutorial in
the operating theater.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
To teach him how to perform the surgery. Reapers.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, Jesus Christ. So it happened in Northeast India. This
kid was rushed to hospital after he was vomiting. He
became really unwell, and then, according to the boy's grandfather,
a doctor started operating on the boy without the parents consent.
He sent the father away to run an errand and
then he opened the boy up inside of this operating

(17:30):
theater and then the family were told that the fifteen
year old needed an operation to remove a stone from
his gall bladder. And then after the operation, has health
deteriorated really really quickly, and then you know he's so how.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Long had this fake doctor been operating using YouTube clips?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Well, nobody knows, and nobody knows why this fake doctor
was even operating, what was qualifications?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Because he's taken off So he's legged it. Yeah, he
le did it even work at the hospital. Nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
But I mean of all of all the of all
the jobs you can fake, Yeah, being a doctor is
not one, but I would try to fake.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
No. I mean they say fake, fake it till you
make it, But if you're a doctor, you'll fake it
till you kill someone. Yeah, yeah, some of the pilot.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Would you not think though, if you're a nurse or
maybe someone else inside of the operating theater that as
soon as someone got their phone out or maybe got
YouTube clip up, wouldn't alarm bells be bringing?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know? When you go to the doctor now though
more often than not, when you're sitting there, you see
them gurgling. I know I've spoken to a GP about this,
sitting there going you know what? May I come to you?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I could do that at home, keep telling me your symptoms.
So how the kids buy some time? Slowly?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
And have they got I think they might have a
special doctors Google, you know there there's a special thing
that they're looking up. They're not just like gurgling and
talking to insta wellness people. Yeah, no, it totally is. Hey,
Speaking of things you can do with YouTube, what about
that great article on Matteath substack Madheath dot substack dot

(19:06):
com on the value of fake fires on YouTube and
just sitting a fake fire off to burn in the
corner of Rome. I've been doing that a lot. I've
got it going on two levels now in my house. Oh, man,
Heath's got a substick, yeah, mad Heath the writer, Yeah, yeah, man,
Heathan Rife that it's called a life is punishing. It's
like stuff that would have been in my books, but
I hadn't thought of it at the time, so it's

(19:27):
a sort of offshoot. Yeah. Join, It's got some good
stuff on there. I mean, look at that shit.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast after seven o'clock we're
going to chat to David Nieker.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Qboxes are going to be fighting this Saturday and at
Auckland's Viaducts Events Center.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
So he joins us on the Matt and Jerry Show,
Great New Zealand. Also we go deep into dead butt
syndrome and vegan diet's actually good for dogs.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
And should we have another go talking about how to
cope with the breakup?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, Mesh, he's away today, so we might go a
bit better there.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
He really railroaded it yesterday and teld us how to
break up with people.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
That's not what that was, not what it was about it,
And that's how to cope with breakup, not how to
break up with people via text.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, gross Man and his thing was like, if you
break up, then the only way to cure the hardest
to cut a track through every female in your area.
You know that's not a good idea.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
He also said, if you're in a relationship up to
six months long, text just text them.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, so we can have a grown up kind of
a conversation about it today because she's away.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, the kids are the kids are away. Martin Jerry
Show Radio had to kid.

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Speaker 2 (20:52):
He'll be with us wherever you are around New Zealand.
This morning, it's Wedn't say the eleventh of September twenty
twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
This is the Mountain Jerry Show, and we've got the
fantastic David Nike ahead of his fight this Saturday at
the Auckland Viadact Events Center. Great human being, great New Zealander,
looking forward to talking to him. Full disclosure. We talked
to him yesterday and this is the highlights of it.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yes, and it's highlights is a wide ranging chair. It
certainly was an artic he's a very good looking man.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
But he's also very articulate man.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Also a person that you probably wouldn't want to be
punched by, no, but.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
A man that will look after his chickens, if you
know what I mean. And we talk a.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Little bit about that, what it's like to be punched
in the face, and you'll learn something surprising about David
Nika's nose.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh, I was all over his nose with my thumb.
You were really keen on touching his nose.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
So yesterday on the day he bespoke podcast, we talked
to Kiwi Box of David Nieker ahead of his fight
on Saturday night. He is part of the main event
of the Road to the Title presented by Manuka Doctor
at Auckland's Viatact Event Center. It's his tenth professional fight
and it's the first time he's been in the headline

(22:03):
about of course, there was controversy last week when his
original opponent dropped out.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
So first of all, we asked him about that, you know,
with Blake Caparello, that you were going to fight and
then he gets he tested positive. That's kind of annoying
for you because you've done nothing wrong. Would you be
good to go?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Go?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Like, mate, you've taken these but I'm good to go.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
You know that's your Yeah, that.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Was what we were trying to do.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
We're trying to sweep it under the rug because that
was still the fight that we wanted. He was still
the name that we wanted his scalp, if you know
what I mean, We wanted to he was the top
of our list, and so a bit of exogynist testosterone,
it's like it's not gonna yeah, it's not gonna stop me.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah. So you get penalized in a way because he's
cocked it up.

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Yeah, well, I ended up we ended up scrambling around
trying to find another another opponent. You know, it's just
a it's just as a bit of a cockup, but
not our cockup.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
So the guy that you are going to be fighting now,
Tommy Carpentcy. He's from the States, he said. He ate
he is a south poor. You're a southpaw too, aren't you.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
I switch it.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
I feel like I've found a niche. I found I've
found something that works against other southpaws. And it's just
basically like, if you can't beat.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Him, join him. Okay, it just fun.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
But he's six foot and he has a reach of
one hundred and eighty five centimeters.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
What's your reach, mind's about two meters, so it's a
six seven six eight.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, So that's so you're just gonna go to keep
him at big and jab.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I'm going to mall this.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Yeah, yeah, man, I'll do what's necessary. But I he's
a very very competent fighter. He's fought the best, he's
beaten the best. He's so he actually beat my favorite
boxer at the time about nine years ago. He was
a former world champion.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
He kind of.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Succeeded where Blake Caparello failed at the top level. So
he's very credible, he's tough. I just hope he turns
up to fight, man, because I want to put on
a huge show and we've got an awesome undercard that
you deserves a headline act, you know. So I want to.
I want to put on a spectacle. I want to
go through the gears. I want people to see what
I've been working on because I've been training really, really hard.

(24:10):
It would be a shame not to get the opportunity
to show everybody what I can do man like and
that that's why I want to keep increasing the competency
of my opponents, because that's how you guys will see
the best version of myself. And hopefully we can come
back before the end of the year and do it again.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
But I'm not looking too far.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
In, so you're saying that a fight that's coming up,
So in September, what is it, fourteen beforeteen before the
end of the year.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
I want to fight twice twice before the end.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
I think.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
I think I've only fought once this year, which is
for where I'm at in my career, like I need activity.
I need to It's like if they're all blacks, I
think played a couple of times a year, like they'd
be rubbish.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Right, Well, that's interesting with boxing. A It's so hard
to get actual fights up, isn't it, Because people don't
want to fight in case it misses their record app.
So it's a different sport than other sports in that regard.
You know, it's not you know, not every weekend. Obviously
that would be rough.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
But well it'd be great, it'd be great if you could,
like you said that, there aren't where the adversaries on
every every every street corner.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
So so you've had nine professional fights so far, obviously
nine and eight from knockout. That doesn't use that feels
like that's quite a few because it doesn't feel that
long ago that you were boxing in the Olympics.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
Yeah, yeah, well time fliers a but yeah I'm nine
and oh was a pro now I had ninety eight
amateur fights. My last time fighting in New Zealand was
my pro Deaboo, so three and a half years ago.
This is actually the first card to Zone will be
the streaming platform, so they are the largest global online
platform four boxing. So it's a it's a it's an app,

(25:43):
it's all digital. I watch it at home on my phone,
so it's a it's an easy download. And this is
basically a new chapter of fight sports in New Zealand.
So that they've they've moved into Australia and I get
to spearhead this event, which is unreal cool.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I've been on Zone for the longest time because I
watched my NFL there, But until your fight caming up,
I didn't know that that's what it was. I was
calling it das in z daz in In. But then
I felt like an idiot yesterday when I found out
you were doing an interfering. You're calling it designers. Of
course it's design.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
I did the same, yeah dot Com.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah yeah, that is KiB box to David Nikiri head
of his big fight on Saturday night. If you want
to hear a full chat, just search for the Matt
and Jerry Show wherever you get your pods up.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Next, we find.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Out why David has never had a broken nose.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
This is absolutely fascinating. This is gonna blow your mind people.
You cannot break his nose. We write, he's a complete freak.
He's got a very unique thing.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Going on the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
So yesterday on the Daddy Bespoke podcast, we talked to
kibox to David Nikier ahead of his big fight on
Saturday night. He's part of the main event of the
Road to the Title presented by Manuka, doctor at Auckland's
vid active Incent So it's his tenth professional fight, first
time he's been in the headline. But we asked him
what the build up was like on the day of
the event. It must be a weird day for you

(27:05):
because you must be like, make sure that you have
a good night's sleep the night before. Then you've got
all day. The nerves or the excitement must must be
quite intense. And then after the fight, what do you
do after you've had a fight.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Well, this is my first time as the headline act,
so I didn't realize, but I'm not going to be
fighting before eleven pm. Oh yeah, yeah, So it's going
to be a late night and then there's a press
conference after the fight. There's probably drug testing after the fight.
I'm probably not going to get out of the until
about one thirty am. I'm trying to sleep and you

(27:37):
guys are actually getting in the way of myself.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
If you say like you weren't and I'm backing you,
I think you will win. And when you went about
like that, what do.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
You plan on going and doing anything afterwards?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I mean, do you feel like doing anything afterwards?

Speaker 7 (27:52):
Hard to say, Like I said this is kind of
unfamiliar territory for me. I haven't done a main event
for a long time, you know, like I might have
done one in the amateurs, but I'd like to go
out and hang out with my friends and stuff I've
got I've got. I've got heaps of heaps of friends
coming along, so they'll all be smashed by the time.
I probably won't want to deal with them, to be honest,

(28:14):
I think we're gonna I think we're gonna go out
and like hire a cafe the next morning, So get
to catch up with everybody then because I'm going to
be smashed. Like you said, it's a big, long day.
You want to get a good night's sleep, but I
never sleep well the day before a fight.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's the hardest thing to do.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, too excited.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Because you're going through and your head all the scenarios
that might happen. I imagine you're so focused on your
opponent and what you're going to do to your opponents
and your tact decks and all that sort of stuff.
It must be a lot going on the head.

Speaker 7 (28:40):
Oh yeah, it's one of the most chaotic sports. The
whole idea of what's the Mike Tyson quote. Everybody has
a plan until they get punched in the face here
and that's never comfortable. Like say, I've been low blowed off,
been head, but I've been bitten twice twice.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
It was actually Gold Coast Commonwealth Games of twenty eighteen.
I got bitten on the chest and had to be
like seen by our medical stuff because he'd broken the
skin and they were asking if I'd asking if I'd
been Yeah, chick for tepness.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
And his mouthguard before he does that.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
No, no, no, he got to just yeah because the
mouth is a mouth guard just the top of the bottom. Yeah, yeah,
at the top the top.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
So another one was at the Olympics.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
I just just remembered. He went for the full Mike
Tyson went for yeah, yeah, yeah. My neflex has helped
me out there.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
So is there just a person losing their freaking mind
or is it a strategy that they've got away with,
you know, coming up because it seems like I think
you're gonna give.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
It something.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Again. It's like same as this this Blake Caparella thing.
It's like almost flattering. It's like okay, so.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Oh you got nothing, Yeah, you've got nothing.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Yeah, and so so you obviously go using another route,
you know, yeah, to try to get to because where
you need to go.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
There's one score of thinking. With the Evander Hollyfield and
Mike Tyson thing, Vander was just putting his head right
in Mike Tyson's face. But then I saw an interview
with Mike Tyson and who he went, I just be
lazy with better than me? Yeah, yeah, And that was
really shocking to him because no one had been better
than him before, and he was like, what am I?
What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 7 (30:14):
You don't know how to react?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah, in terms of getting punched in the face.
And I've never been punched in the face. I got
to say, which is going to the face, But the
nose can't be That can't be much fun getting punched
in the nose. That would get the eyes going.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
You know what's funny is I have no bone in
my nose, don't This is from Breakable Breakable. I am
so blessed.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, yeah, there's just no bone.

Speaker 7 (30:45):
I think it's like I'm I'm a quarter yougand and
I feel like there's like a it's a structural thing.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I don't know cardilage African African notes, it's an advantage. Goodness, sweet,
You've got a nose though, like a good shake. It's
not flopping down your face. It's sitting up like a nose,
just no structural support. It's like do you have a
little bit.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Really just collapses though.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
The last gairy box of David Nigher, head of his
Big Fight Saturday night, part of the main event of
the Road to the Title, presented by Minouca Doctor at
Auckland's vite Act Events Center. So if you want to
hear the full chat, just search for the Matt and
Jerry Show wherever you find your podcasts, and if you
want to watch it on pay per view, it's exclusive
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(31:38):
the Apple visit dazzen dot com.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
After seven thirty we need to tackle this very important
issue because normally we do our health and well being
semen after seven forty, Yeah we do. And yesterday we
dealt well, we attempted to deal with how to cope
with the breakup.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, we're going to give that another game, Yeah we are.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I don't think we're going to do it necessarily after
seven thirty, maybe a little bit later on.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well I can I can solve that problem in three words,
keep your dignity.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, I think that's a break up. Someone breaks up
with you.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
You just got to repeat that mantra in your head.
Keep your dignity, Keep my dignity. That is one of
the key points.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Keep. That is one of the key points that this particularly.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Expert Sarah catherlse approach the breakoup in such a way
that you'll be proud looking back a year a year gone.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
She doesn't mention anything about texting. And unfortunately, yesterday.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
We got very very way laid on how to break
up with someone instead of how to cope with breakup.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, that's what we're talking about, how to cope with
breakups later. And also a vegan diets actually good for dogs.
A study out. Yeah, there's a new study of probably
from a vegan which cannot be trusted because vegans are
basically they've been radicalized by the Internet. Vegans. Han Weird's
gone on.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
But I mean nine percent of livestock in the around
the earth, nine percent of.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Livestock is for pet food. Wow, it's quite a lot. Well,
good on us it's quite a lot. We're a species
of animal lovers, good on us. Yeah, like vegans. What
my favorite type of vegan is the one that goes
talks about being a vegan for health reasons and then
has the most ultra processed vegan sausages and fake vegan meat,

(33:23):
which is not good for you. So you can be
a vegan. She'll be for vegan form because you love
animals or whatever, you don't want to eat them, but
that's not a health option.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah. Well, I think those a fell like that fake
meat because it's fake meat. Yeah, it's not as popular.
I remember about five years ago it was all about
fake mate. Everyone was talking about fake mate.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, gross growth.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
It's seven thirty two. Time for your RADIOHDACE News Headlines.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
With Jeremy Wells, Carmala Harris, and Donald Trump will face
off in their first presidential debate.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Around one pm our time.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Microphones are we muted outside of each candidate speaking time.
Even though Harris tried to leave.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Them ones, I'd leave them mind do they catch her?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
She's going to turn her mic on us, so that's
so they can talk.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Because this sort of didn't work very well for Biden,
did it. I mean it ended his ended his career
basically masturbate and that those were the things with the
with the mic off so you couldn't rebut but they
actually put those in to shut up Trump, didn't they
Originally that was the idea that Biden's people had to
shut Trump up so he wasn't having to go at
Biden while he was talking. But it's sort of backfired

(34:29):
in the end. But there's no crowd in this one either. Yeah, Yeah,
because the crowd always works really well for Trump because
he plays well to a crowd. This is an ABC one. Yeah.
Isn't it interesting that they you know, you'd think that
to people that are vying to be the president of
the United States and arguably the most powerful person on
the planet, could just be expected to sit down and

(34:51):
have a chat for a few hours and bash out
the without a bunch bash out their policies without a
bunch of really strange restrictive things on board.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah. The first communities are avoiding TV, radio, and social
media fearing they'll find offensive content. A BSA survey of
minorities found there's a variety of things they find offensive,
like perpetuating negative stereotypes, spreading misinformation and hate speech and
news flash.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Organizing a cricket test.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
At the back end of the monsoon season near Deli
may not have been the best idea. No play has
been possible between New Zealand and Afghanistan for a second
consecutive day due to a wet outfield. Staff was seen
replacing wet grass with strips taken from the practice facilities
but stin park grounds when Cal Johnson says, that can
actually create issues, particularly.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
In run ups. Right.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
They've also seen there with fans that look like they've
been purchased from Bunnings. In the nineteen seventies there.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Was a good sale on fans and Bunnings every weekend
since the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Here's a text in on three four app three What
kel Ritchie to flyers chopper over there to try out
the outfields?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
This is Texter probably would I mean, you can't fly
a chopper from christ Church to India. That would kill him.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
If it was India Pakistan, it would be worth perhaps
bringing a chopper in, but New Zealand versus Afghanistan and India.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
It's not worth the price of the chopper. How much
do you care about this test.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I'm saying, maybe this is God's will. Maybe it's God's
will shouldn't be played.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Maybe the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yesterday, in our seven forty Health and well Being segment,
we attempted to deal with how to break up well
because there's a book out from an author called Sarah Catherall,
and she's actually using her own divorce situation and the
experience around that to help other people who have just

(36:50):
broken up. Unfortunately, because of matt U and Mash and
Ruder as well, immaturely derailed it and it ended up
being how to break up with people. Yeah, that was
not the idea of the break.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Mass was firing off text to multiple girlfriends instead of
breaking up with them, just to show how you do it. Okay,
here are some of the key points on how to
deal with a breakup of someone's Is this kind of
if someone's dumped you. It's kind of from that perspective,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, The importance of self care. Don't be too hard
on yourself your self care.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Self care means if you've broken up with something at
that point, you just need to really look after yourself.
Go out, have a massage, Maybe treat yourself to a
little weekend away with yourself.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
What about a pedicure, have a pity little.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Pity, little many, maybe a facial big parton creating distance
from your ex. Breakups demand both emotional and practical disentangling.
That's a good point. Daan't get on Insta and just
follow all the pictures of her with a new boyfriend
or him with a new girlfriend or whatever. The tie

(37:58):
up as just eating yourself alive.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
No, and you need to be very careful there because
it might be as simple as you've left a jumper
around at your ex's house that you might think that
you need. Yeah, now, I would say in that situation,
just leave the jumper there, don't worry about that. Maybe
you've got something that you've left around, because sometimes you
might go around to say your ex's house, and their
parents might be there, or maybe their mother or maybe

(38:23):
their father, and next thing you know, you're in a
mummy time situation.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh yeah, we've gone to that. There's a hot podcast
on the mummy time situation.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Have you ever said anything before like, no, I think
I think we're still going to be really good friends,
because that goes against breaking up and distent tangling, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well, you might be able to be friends a long
way down the track. Consider getting a divorce coach, meditator,
or neutral party to help with practical arrangements. Do not
get a divorce coach. Do not get a divorce coach.
That sounds like a terrible idea. A divorce coach. Anyone
that's called themselves a divorce coach is a.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
I reckon it's a big business to drinking.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Marriage counseling. I've got the marriage counseling. I think it's
designed to facilitate your exits from exit from the marriage.
I don't think marriage couns the thing is about making
them work. It's like it's about a seemly departure.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Well, I imagine that there's some marriage councilors that get
to get a couple and then they hear what's going on,
and they think they must, in all honesty, they must go.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
These two people should have ever hooked up.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
But there must be other times that they think these
two people have got a lot in common. And if
one person can do this, one person can do this,
and they can step towards each other.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Maybe this can be resolved. If kids are involved, put
them first. Some people use children as tools to get
back at an x. That's that is evil when people
do that, when they use their kids against each other.
That is, if you find yourself doing that, even if
you find yourself slipping into that by slagging off the
other parent to your kids or involving them in any
way at all, you are the bad guy in the situation.

(39:55):
No matter what the other person has done. You are
a terrible person if you're using your as a tool
in the breakup.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Seeking support from friends, family, or professionals is important. So
what they're saying there is, if you're breaking up and
you've got a whole lot of friends, then you've got
to try and make sure that you win those friends
over to come onto your side instead of making sure
that they go to the other person's side of the breakup.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
And by professionals that you mean sex workers.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yep, absolutely, Yeah. Moving on is an important part of
the breakup process. So it's also a part people sometimes
rush or confusing a want to move on with a
desire for attention, especially after rejection. How can you tell
whether you're moving on for genuine reasons? Well, who would
ever know.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, what a ridiculous that is? Who wrote this? Sarah
can Sarah Cathrop absolutely muffet. She was going all right
till that last one. Moving on is important part of breakup.
This is a part people sometimes rush confusing I want
to move on or the desire for attention? Do you know?
Get out? How do you know? Get out? And no
wonder he dumped your Sarah, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Christ and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
So there's this new Australian study out that has found
that vegan diets may actually benefit family dogs as well
as the environment.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Pollocks.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I'm saying, rubbish, fat food, fit pit food. Nine of
all livestock around the world is grown for pits.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
That's nice of us to be feeding our pits like
that is quite a lot, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
So I guess it's that situation that a lot of
people have a problem because they A lot of people
don't eat meat because of livestock practices, right, also because
of the fact of what that livestock does to the environment.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, which is pretty That's not a good reason to
not eat meat. No, because livestock, especially in New Zealand,
is actually pretty good for the environment. Yeah. Well, if
you are, you're pretty reasonably neutral compared to anywhere else
in the world.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, okay, And if you're running a dog though, if
that's the reason you're not eating meant but then you're
eating it, then you're running a dog with dog food.
It's sort of It doesn't so you're.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
A vegan, you're living your life, but then you've got
a dog. And then yeah, because can believe what they
want to believe, right, Yeah, that is a good point
and think about that.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
So, but apparently there's a study out of Australia's at
Griffith University. Have you heard of that university? Sounds like
a Griffer University?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Well, s reckons that even accounting for other hell factors
such as exercise, age, breed and wait, vegan diets can actually.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Be better for dogs. Yeah, I mean I really can. Let's
just look at evolution, right, So, dogs for the longest
time have been evolved to eat a certain diet. Have
did you ever see you know, like, how many wolves
have you seen sitting down for a Caesar selling?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Well, my question would be if you if I gave
Yoko my box of the option of some cauliflower, and
I'll do the colifowl nicely like Gary massala on a
roasted and the oven.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Have you traded olive oil Moroccan seasoning on?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's good the Moroccan season drizzle.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Drizzle, you know, some virgin olive oil and lovely and
just and just crisp it up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Like if I gave her that option, or any kind
of meat in a bowl, I would think that she
would go straight for the meat in the ball.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
That's my gut feeling.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I mean, I haven't done the experiment, but that's my
gut feeling.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, and that's her gut feeling as well, because she's
evolved to eat meat as a predator. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, but apparently dogs fed vegan diets were less likely
they need medication medical diets. I mean, doesn't it depend
on the vegan diet or unusually high numbers of veterinary visits.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I'm going to go to limb here and say that
this veterinary professor Andrew Knight is a vegan himself. We
don't know for sure, but it sounds like the kind
of results of a vegan refined. Yeah, it's interesting.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Also, it's very hard to do dietary haven't they always
struggled to do dietary studies because you don't know what
happens before.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I mean, in humans.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Dietary studies are notoriously difficult to actually analyze the data
because anything that you try a it's hard to work
out whether people have actually told the truth about what
they've eaten, and to isolate them just eating those particular
foods for periods of time, and also you don't know
how that's correlated with things that they've eaten in the past.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah. Yeah, Like you're saying that this dog is a
vegan and a vegan diet, but that dog's actually nit
nipping over and ea, who knows.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Who knows. It's very hard to control those sorts of things.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
This guy Knight says, nutritionally shown vegan diet often offer
extremely large environmental benefits. So this is very good news
for dog owners. You want to protect the environment. We're
also managing their dogs with rubbish. Mate, this dude's a vegan.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I had a girlfriend who was a vegetarian, and she
decided to make her dog vegetarian and it got the
squirt something chronic. It was terrible. It took actually the
vit said, you've got to put the dog on meat.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
You should be punished for putting your dog on a
beading boat.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Well it's done, jaiyaylins for six don until.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Night, jerm Nice to have you with us on The
Managery Show.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Wherever you are across beautiful Altro this morning. It's Wednesday,
the eleventh of September twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, we've got dead butt syndrome on the show for
the next half hour.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'm looking forward to talking about this because I've got
some issues with my butt yeh.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Major issues have been going on.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
For about six or seven months, and I've got a
theory on what it is. Yeah, i'll share it with
you because I don't know whether I'm right orrong. I
haven't shared my theory with anyone else yet, so.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Looking forward to that. But does it worst have butt issues?
To have my butt issues, which is no butt, having
no butt at all, just to flapping your jeans out
the back, that can be an issue.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
But I think maybe that might prevent you from having
the top of butt issues that I've got.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
And I look forward to hearing about your butt issues.
And we'd love to hear your butt issues on three
four eight three Hedache or the talkback function on your
iHeart radio app What's Happening with your butt Today? There
we're going to do a half hour of power but issues.
And also we asked the question is mad Heath and
you mcgiver after totally we're asking that question what I

(46:09):
did with some outdoor furniture yesterday? And answer that.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Question straight away then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
So apparently you did an amazing impression of mcg iv. Yeah, well,
I guess so. But I was in the situation where
I ordered some outdoor furniture for the upstairs deck, right,
and when it arrived it was too big to get
up there, and I was like, how the hell am
I going to do this? How the hell am I
going to get this outdoor bar and four cheers up

(46:34):
to the bloody top the second level?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
How on earth did you do it?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Are you running a bar upstairs like a like a
like a full bar with spirits and all that sort
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
No, like, it's not a bar, like what would you
call it. It's like a it's a got four seats
on it and it's sort of high. So it's not
like a table like you'd sit on it outside. Four
it's four seats and it has a table and seats
attached to it. No, the seats are separate. But I
got around it like a Lena. No, it's not a Lena, mate,
it's got seats. You'm upper. Elena doesn't have seats. You'm up.

(47:05):
Elena can have seats. Barlene is just a high sort
of a table. It's kind of a high, high sort
of table. Seats. But anyway, that's by the bike. Sounds
like Alena Elena.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Yeah, technically apparently it's a bar table, high table.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
It's a buy table, hot table.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Okay, Jerry with four seats, So what are you running
a garden bar up stairs nowadays?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
What are you doing up there? Look? I just thought
it'd be nice to sit out there and have my
bloody morning, bloody bloody steak. Right, Okay, I was trying
to think what I do out there in the morning.
But in the morning, why couldn't say it on you?
So I'm there, I'm there behind, I'm there by myself,

(47:43):
So I go. I know what I'll do. I'll stand
on two wheelibuns and try and lift it above my head.
Oh god, but then I had. But then as soon
as I lifted up, the glass on the top of
the table fell off, Oh my god, and hit the
ground and didn't break. That's lucky I didn't break. What
are the chances? I can't believe it. As it was falling,
I was like, this glass is definitely gonna break here.
I'm going to be very, very disappointed. We've put toe
wallybins on top of each other. No to we roller skates,

(48:06):
so one wheel bin for each foot. You were insane
and I was trying to reach from and but then
the wheelbins were wheeling. Have you got a letter? Yes,
around the back of the house. And so anyway I go,
how am I going to solve this conundrum? Because if
I keep doing this, I'm going to break myself, Yes,
and the wheelibins because the wheelbins started giving away from

(48:27):
the from the top.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
If this is feeling a lot like an acc ad
accident compensation comprehention, but that's.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Right, not the alternative comment. But then, like an absolute genius,
I cut the rope off the clothes line.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Absolute.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I actually could have got the letter at that point,
but anyway, cut the I cut the strung off the
washing line in the backyard, threaded that through, tied a
bit of wood to one side of it, have it up,
tied a bit of a wood to the other side,
and hald it up. So now we've got like two
things up the get onto the balcony and bloody on
the deck and bloody pull it up over the edge.

(49:10):
It is not mcguy. It is and just on my own,
and I've solved this conundru.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
That is mcmuppett because the first thing you should have
done is not put the two wheel I mean, firstly,
you started from a very low base. I mean you
put two wheelie buns together, and you thought that standing
on too is such a terrible idea.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
With the wheels, I forgot about wheels. All I saw
was their size, and I thought that's almost the perfect
size for me to Actually I ne would have been
able to get them over the top anyway, but if
I had to go will Yeah, you're right, I should
have gone Wheliban on top of wheelybin. Could you imagine that?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
So all you needed to do is walk around the back,
grab a ladder, yeah, throw, and then just carry it up.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Were you doing this by yourself?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Oh no, yeah, yeah. But anyway, now I've got to
get a new washing line. But I tell you what,
Oh my god, we have the high top wounder on
the deck. Ladies and gentlemen, Oh my god. So that's
you know, that's key key we d D I Y
can do number eight attitude. That's you number eight fencing.

(50:13):
Why bloody ingenuity? Mate? Oh my god, the.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Last time you did something like that, Jerry, I worry.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I worry about you. I really worry about you. All right, mate,
all right mate, Okay, a lot of celebration for me
coming through on the text machine.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Three for the Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
The feedback coming in from the text machine about your
pulling effort at putting a leaner up onto the second.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Story of your house mate's up there. Yeah, it's up there.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
But the process of getting it up there, let's just
say there was a lot of attempts at different things.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
There's a lot of well, man, I've listened to those
acc ads and they're about how you're gonna help out
with the charity. Yes, you and yourself, and I checked,
and I don't help out with any charity. So it
was fine.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
The fact that you put to you didn't think you
put two willibins upside down, So.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
You didn't think of that. You didn't think of that.
You didn't think of that until this Texter text said
mcguiva would have turned the wheelibins upside down first, you
absolute helmet man.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Mcguiv would have worked out in the first place that
the that the leaner couldn't get up the stairs of
the house, and probably would have bought a slightly different
piece of furniture.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Ye have. But like moving on to butts, as we
were talking about before the dead butt syndrome, and I
was saying, what happens if you have got no butt
like me? And someone said that's called waws with it
ass syndrome. Have you had a withered us or it's
just not an ass, you just don't have that. Yeah,
I've put a lot of work onto it. I've been

(51:46):
I've been on the leg press lot.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I remember we spent about six months trying to build
your butt up. At one stage there I didn't grow two.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Centimeters and did Actually, yeah, that was a great sort
of radio promo to my butt because I've got ever
I when I had COVID.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, the only the first thing I realized that I
had COVID as I got saw butt, So both my
butt cheeks just started to ache.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
You're like that woman from Mean Girls who can sense
the weather with the breast. You can sense COVID with
your butt.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Well, the COVID seemed to have done something to my butt.
I'm not sure why, but I ended up with.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Just butt ache. And then because I can still feel it, now,
this is the weird thing. So then I got COVID
again this year, and I got you down the back
of your pants are feeling from there from the outside.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I got the same thing again when I got COVID.
I immediately I just started getting so saw butt cheeks
and I'm like, that's weird. And then yeah, sure enough
about three days later, just a positive for COVID.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
It seems that COVID goes to my butt. Can you
sense COVID and other people with your butt?

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Like?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Can you sense with the ruters? Got covid now from you?
But okay, so what am I mean to do? Back
my butt up so I go near your butt is
coming over? Can you sense that he's got covid?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
What are you going to lean down by my butt?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Right?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
But no, you don't have COVID.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
That would have been a great time for you to
absolutely let wrap and Rutter's face. Then ready I'm doing that.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
But yeah, I think and now I think I might
have long COVID because I've still got a saw butt.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Oh does that mean? Does that mean I've got long COVID? Well,
I know a lot of heavy drinkers that claiming to
have long COVID.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I see that it's affecting productivity In New Zealand. Two
billion dollars a year apparently lost productivity to long COVID.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Why are so many long COVID suffers drinking an entire
bottle of wine on a Wednesday night and unable to
go to work on a Thursday morning. That's what I
don't understand. What's the correlation between that? Yeah, I don't
know how that works. Anyway, We're going to talk about
dead butt syndrome, but we're going to have to come
back to that because we ended up talking about clearvoyant
butt syndrome that Jeremy's gone. It's not actually a clearvoyant

(53:53):
but doctor, but you should got your butt doctor. But
if it consents COVID, it just gets.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
The Covid in it doesn't go to my lungs. Mike
Covid goes to my butt cheets. I'd rather go there.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I'd rather go there than Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Dirty Dave Grol, Dirty Old Sausage, Roll Dave Grol, Food
Fighters and Nirvana star Dave Grohl has admitted to cheating
on his wife. He and the post published at Instagram,
Grohl confirmed he had a child as a result of
an affair. So it's pretty messy for You've got to say.
I've recently become the father of a new baby daughter,

(54:29):
recently born outside of my marriage, says Grol, the Grammy
winning rocker. I plan to be a loving and supporting
parent to her. Grohl has acknowledged his family and his
wife Jordan Bloom, and their children, Violet Harper and Orphilia Boy.
A boy that would have been a There would have
been an interesting conversation with his wife, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
When it happened, he had a conversation. It really was
a real thing.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I love my wife and my children, and I'm doing
everything I can to gain their trust and earn their forgiveness.
We're grateful for your consideration. Towards all the children involved
as we move forward together. Interestingly, I told a story
off here just yesterday to Ruder about something I know
about someone and the food fighters, and this all checks

(55:20):
out right, Okay, Yeah, Well, I'm coming.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Here who this rumor might be about and what it
might be entail and I can see what picture this.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Is painting the term notorious pantsman. Oh yeah, Joel Harrison
was involved. Pantsman, Joel Harrison is not the only notorious
pantsman in the world. There's a lot of notorious pantsmen
in the world of rock and roll touring the world.
You know, historically they haven't been the most easiest dogs
to keep on the porch?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Have they been rock stars than that?

Speaker 3 (55:54):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
It's a thirty one time for your already heardaching news
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
A chance to get to know the candidates and today's
US presidential debate.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I haven't heard much about this.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Donald Trump, Kamala Harris and Carla Harris and Donald Trump
face off for the first time at one pm our
time in Pennsylvania. They aren't allowed notes, and the microphones
we muted when each candidates not speaking. Well, what about
if you yelled, because they're not that far away from
each other. Yeah, I've seen this set. They're not miles away.

(56:25):
They're probably about for four meters.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, yeah, you could. Definitely there must be some mike
spell thought. I thought there was some leakage from Trump
and to Biden's mike and that one they recently did,
that scene in debate that finished Biden's career.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
The other part about it is if you still just
keep talking the whole time, and even though you're being
muted and the television audience can't hear it, you definitely
put your opponent off.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah. There's an interesting thing that I saw Donald Trump
doing the last debate where whatever the question was asked,
he just answered his own question and because there was
no rebuttal, so whatever happened, he would just start talking. Yeah,
it's very hard to moderate that. You know, it's a
great strategy. It's a good strategy.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Can we trial that.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
I'm actually going to turn off my mic and Matt's
mike and I'll leave your mic on for the next headline, Jerry,
and we'll just see what happens again.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Doubts that a social media ban would prevent young people
from accessing online platforms. Australia is trialing an age BAM,
but it's unknown how it will be enforced. Our Prime
Minister is interested in the idea that us calling you
a comment. I could definitely hear it, but I'm not
sure whether the listener's going to hear it. And the
one off cricket is between New Zealand and Afghanistan near Delhi.

(57:32):
Risks getting abandoned without a ball being bold. That's a
possibility after two days without play due to a wet
outfield on the back of the monsoon season. Electric fans
have been employed to dry puddles. People are saying that
it's God's will.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Who could have predicted us that there would be wet
weather during monsoon season? Who would have predicted that you
wouldn't be able to get through five days of a
Test match? What do you mean God's will as well?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
What?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
What? What does God god against this time?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
God didn't want this particular game to go ahead between
New Zealand and Afghanistan. Really there must be reasons God.
Maybe God's not happy with the Taliban.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Well, God might not be happy if if God's an
equal opportunities person, he would not be happy with the tellybands.
They shut down the Woman's Crecket Team exactly. Basically, women
are allowed to leave their houses anymore. There's no education.
There's a weird thing that they're doing over there where
women aren't allowed to see male doctors. But also women
aren't allowed to train as doctors. So they're going to

(58:31):
be in an interesting situation coming through very soon where
they women won't be able to see doctors. I don't
feel like it's a good regime that one. No, So
maybe God is punishing them by not letting them play
crect against us.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast, we want to talk.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
About dead butt syndrome. We've been trying to get to
this at Woking. God, We've been trying to get to
dead butt syndrome all morning.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I shue horned my COVID but yeah syndrome, and there.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Yeah, your COVID clever went butt syndrome. You can detect
COVID in yourself and other people will pain in your butt,
but the name dead butt syndrome or gluteal amnesia can
help you avoid chronic pain if you're aware of it.
After a long workday, your desk or owls in a car.
It's normal to feel a little bit stiff for your partner.

(59:17):
It may just be that your hip flexes are lower
back and your lower back are tight. Okay, okay, so
that's how you deal with it. Do you know what
I'm talking about here?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Yeah, I I know exactly what you're doing it.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah, Sluggish glutes can result in other muscles and joints,
especially in the lower back and knees, picking up the slack.
So what you do is you got to get You're
gotta be firing on both butt cheeks if you're gonna
look after your back, if you're gonna be sitting at
work all day.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, the question is how do you engage your gloats. Well,
you've got to stand up every now and then for
a start. Okay, sitting down, you're not engaging your gloats
sitting down.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
You know, there's a study that was done and when
they brought in remote controls that had a huge effect
on male health because back in the day, men were
at least getting up every now and then to walk
over to the TV and change the channel. It was
back in those days it was the man that changed
the channels. And now people are sitting in a vegetative
state and just flicking through the channels without even getting up,
so they can sit there for like four hours without

(01:00:17):
getting up instead of all watching on your laptop or whatever.
But even just getting up every now and then is
very good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah, that's right, Get up and I think let's do
some car praises. That's just standing up on your tipytoes.
Twenty of those twenty carf phrases. You do twenty car
praises a day by the end of about two months
time you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Check out those calves. Guess what, mate, You know I'm
doing between sets at the gym. Maybe I'm doing the
league press, you know. Maybe I'm doing bicycle kills between sets.
You're doing carf raises, Buddy, you're doing carfrases between sets. Bunny,
I've seen your clves.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I don't know if you need to do any more
work in your cast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
You're all calf Okay. To help your to stop dead
butts syndrome, march in place, or do some hip circles
or squats to tighten your butt cheeks each rip.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Not doing marching. I refuse to march in the spot.
You look like an absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Look like that you look like a bloody look like
the little drummer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Boy opposite on your toes, right leg up to your
left elbow coming down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Are you harboring an injury? What's on your on your
right knees. I'm harboring. That's that from when you have
that operation. Jesus, that was a long time ago. Anyway,
exercises such as clam shells they're talking thrust, hip thrust,
side planks, split squats, and single leg gluten bridges don't
require equipment. It can be performed at home. Pick two

(01:01:42):
or three every other day and do them and a
controlled man slowly until you feel a slight burn in
your ass.

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
So if I just walk around this workplace doing doing
hip thrusts everywhere, I can just say that is to
turn on my glutes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Look, there's one place you don't want to do them,
over by the photocopia. You don't want to walk. Don't
do that at all that people still walk past.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
I don't think you want to be doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
We've got a glass studio.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
You don't walk over to someone's desk when they're sitting
working and hat thrust hit thrust one thing that it
doesn't if you walk or run regularly. Don't assume your
glutes are strong. Ad and exercises like squandsoral lunges, or
at least a few times a week. I mean, the
all these people that are running a parade for themselves
because they get their steps up. It's not having your
butt as much as you might like. All right, But

(01:02:30):
my question for you is how much does it lower
morale for other people in the office if you keep
getting up and marching and doing leg raises, you know,
every thirty minutes the person besides.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
You, Yeah, that's right. I don't know if it's a
great idea person of your own heart.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
It's a great way to do those leg raises you're
talking about, for you're calling them car phrases. When you're
on the urinal on the urinal. Who's on the urinal?
But you get on a urinal in front of the
U when you're going number two's on the when you've
climbed up on top of the urinol. It's a great
place to do it. One in each get off the urinal,
one on each of the shell urine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
You're not doing that weird thing where you face the
other way and the toilet. You know, we start hugging
the cistern. If you start doing that, you're doing that
for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Yeah, you faced the cistern and so your nose is
where the button.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
It's great for your gloks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Okay, So anyway, what you want to do, carphrase is
doing put of exercise stand up. Who would have thought.
So that's that's what this guy's got to say about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Yeah, really that's it. That's right. And as this Texas
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