August 1, 2024 • 24 mins
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast, we talk to Hayley Sproull about Taskmaster and turtle sex...
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
All right, we go ready, it's good the second of August.
(00:27):
Welcome all you be spoke, you donkey to the Matt
and Jerry Daily Bespoke Podcast. And we've got a little
look behind the curtains here because Hailey Sprouse in the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Don't talk about my curtains plays. I just arrived, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But what happens sometimes is an interview on our show
on our FM AM and iHeartRadio broadcasts well seam life.
And it's actually been recorded the previous week. Really, and
because Hailey does the the Zidium Breakfast show, Yeah with
Flitch and Vaughn, she can't be on the show live,
(01:03):
so we're recording this on our podcast to be then
plant it's freaking ballot ask.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
For today then is to record an interview for next week. Yeah,
that we then have to cut up and put out
on Mondays.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now, so shall we go. It's a huge welcome. Damn
fucked it up. Okay, you've got all week Indo, it's
going to come on the live radio. I know the podcast,
but on the radio it's one hundred percent socially, we
can't time chick.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I mean, how about we do the time chick live't
sausages made stuff here for this.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
That we'll I think you just asked a question to
Hailey here.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, no, I'm going to go. It's a huge pleasure, Jesus,
it's a huge it's my huge pleasure to welcome to
the Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Don't talk about your huge please seriously shut the fuck up. Man,
it's my huge pleasure. I don't need to look at it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, that's unprofessional, man. We've got a guest in here
from quite from a professional radio show. Okay, okay, so
we've got to have our best foot forward. Okay, okay,
it's a huge pleasure to welcome to the Matt and
Jerry Show. Friend of the show, Hailey, sprout and smart
(02:25):
and star of task.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Masters, one of the stars of task Master season five.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Season five.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's season five, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh my god, season five. Seriously, don't it doesn't matter.
I'm out. Actually, I'm out. Seriously, I'm out.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Everyone's on a time close. Here we go, ask Christian
Matt now.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
With Jerry, So Hailey Taskmaster season five, I know I'm
on it? Who else is on it?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's me, It's Abbie Howell's it's Benjamin Hurley, it's talking
and it's Tom sain Spring.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So there's a lot of friends of the Met and
Jury Show on, Yeah, a lot of friends. And also
Jeremy Welles of course, who's a member of the Met
and Jury Show, but he's currently lapping it up in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
And Elita, specially his little sidekick, Yeah, who does all
the work.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
People don't know that really all of that. Yeah, so
they think there's a task Master, but the assistem is
actually it's actually the assistance show one.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I thought this all the time when I was filming,
that Paul is just working his little shore. We're just
going to rock in and out.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And yeah, of course you're out at the mansion shooting
the bits with Paul, and he's there all day, every
day shooting the bits, and then jury just turns up
to the studio game. Yeah. Yeah. How was it when
you first got on set and saw your first cut
together task as opposed to your expectations alone? Yeah, horrendous.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Do you know we actually all all five of us
in the cast, Because I don't know if this is
public knowledge, but I'm sure it's not a secret. Wolfinger
was unwell, so he was unable to do the studio
side of it, and so we had past contestants, including
some weird nobody.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I was in there. I was in there on
you know yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, and it's sitting in for tall Finger.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah and so but anyway, we had this chat going
of the whole cast afterwards, and after that first day
we all had a full mental breakdown.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh did you Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Ben was like I was too mean. Abby was like
the audience hates me. I was like, who the hell
is that?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That doesn't even look like me. Tom was like I'm
just being silent and I'm not saying anything. We were
all just like, well, this is terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, I was on season two of Taskmaster and we
still run the five Friends WhatsApp chat and still communicate,
so that could be with you for a long time.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
This week group, though, was sort of somewhat of legend
for the tightness. For the tightness. You guys really fell
in love.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah we did. Actually, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We was like I already knew these yea well beforehand.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, well I knew guy Montgomery very well beforehand, but
I wasn't what a g what a great guy when
it comes to guys. He's one of the best Jomari
would be top two of the best guys out. They're
very good looking as well, very successful. Yeah, huge offense
to Williams. Yeah, but yeah, because it's an experience, isn't it.
Because I'm by yourself, you're out there, you go through
(05:15):
all the stuff, and then you have to watch it
together with these people and then kind of rip each
other a new one, I.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Know, and then you're like, I could have done it
so much better.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
In my head the whole time, all of us, I
think we're like, hey, Hayley, feel free to chuck in
some comedy at some point, what are you doing? You're
taking it so seriously, and you do you reflect on
it because in the moment you just get no clues, no.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Bloody help, No one talks to you. It's all very secretive,
and you go on panic on camera for a while
and come back in your little room and have a
mental meltdown.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, and then watch it back. Yeah. And then the
ones you watch back sometimes you're like, I absolutely nailed
that one. I can't wait to watch that one. At
least I got that one. And then you see the
first two and you realize what the actual task was
and then once again, just imss the key word in there.
I had a lack of brain power and I've humiliated
myself again.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, that two minute task took me two hours because
I just did it wrong. I also was filled with
regret about my outfit choice because they let you kind
of choose, like what you want to wear, and I
was like, oh man, I'm going to wear a jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I want it to be tight.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, and what it's filmed in summer so hot, Like
I most of the time I was looking back at
the footage being like, she's so dripping wet, it's almost
distracting from any other content, like just dripping, and then
two like God, that's tight, isn't it. And it was
so unhelpful because you actually end up peeling off your
clothes a remarkable amount, and Taskmaster they'll be like, I
(06:40):
hat this thing and you're like.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
My clothes off.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I ended up nude twice. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Think task I ripped my shirt open and they were like.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Yeah, Because if you don't
have an idea and you're struggling, you go, well, maybe
I'll get through this. Yeah, it's taking my clothes off.
I end up having a bath with with with little pool.
Little pool to Paul, who's about a foot taller than me.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, but and here's here's a little energy.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah. But how are you feeling so you've you've you've
seen it all, obviously not going to give it away
where you've seen it all. Yeah, No, I must be
feeling because what I saw of you when I was
on a couple of episodes sitting in I feel you
are very funny.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
And I don't know, I'm not being quiet about the
fact that I really wanted to get task Master.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I really want to be in it.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
And I feel like lots of comedians in the industry
like that's the job that we all wanted, and me
and early the year before were like, it's kind of
ticking on that we haven't been in it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And actually I'm just feeling starting to feel a little
bit of fending.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, and they're putting like shock jocks like me, and
I was like.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Are you kidding me? But you know you did it
well it's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, No, it's fine, And I'm I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I feel really happy with it.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Once I got over that first initial shock of watching
it back and feeling like, you know, unfunny and deflated,
and then now I was just like, what an experience
of a lifetime.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
So when is the show on August? The Sex which
is a Tuesday and on a Wednesday, replays on a
Wednesday two a week. It's on after shortened streets. You
can get your drama and then you can get your
comedy and just watch me absolutely take it so seriously
and just absolutely lose my mind.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, I think that you were very good, and congratulations
on the amount I saw. I probably saw about six
of your tasks, maybe more, and they were bloody good.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Congratulations, absolute blast cool. It's a great show. Looking forward
to seeing you on the show.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And that's a real look behind the curtains of And
that's the energy so different for a radio, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And we're back on podcasts.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
We're just trying to do everything in the same spot.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Ye right, it's actually false FM broadcast, isn't it. I
feel more like it's heightened. It's just a heightened energy.
There's a leer and there's a lack of sort of
natural it's unnatural isn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I also think because we're like, our job is to
help people.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Get their work day. We want to give them energy
there early in the morning. You kind of bring a
lot more than the podcast. You're like, when are you
listening to you?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Who knows? It might be the middle night trying to
go to bed.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You couldn't get up at sex to tune in.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, asshole. Yeah, I'm not giving you ship, but I'll
tell you what. Someone who's not here, Jeremy Wells, brings
no energy ever at all.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
What does he bring a lot of.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Suits?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Good suits.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's a weird angle sitting on a couch.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
He's really forward and his hands like that nice shoes
does he runs really good shoes often like either dress
shoes or nice snakes.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Oh wow, he's got a good range.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
He's got good fashion.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I've noticed because you guys used to cross behind our
studio a lot, and we have a little we have
a little pit.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
We like to check out the talent.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
And I do notice that Jerry's been rocking like sort
of a loose linen pant for all. Yeah, yeah, I'm
rocking a loose linen pant today because I knew I
was coming on the show, and I was like, we've
got to bring that loose linen energy.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, we were a dish dash in summer as well.
Wold guy, yeah, wild guy, well, well wild like what
you were in the you know, in the Middle East
when it gets really really hot. So it's just it's
like linen but hangs down, so you know, like kind
of like a kind of like a like tunic like
his poncho, because he's got a poncho.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
He does have a rock being racist? Is it like
slightly nightish though?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, like a slight longush but not full like to
the knee.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Mate. You can't wear jeans and the sneakers in a
T shirt when it's fifty degrees in you know, Levanon.
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
No, I totally agree with that. That's fair.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh Jerry, Yeah, I don't look up as scared. Don't
look up a skir Okay, I would, but I don't.
I want it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, but you're too scared.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm too scared of life's too short. I would love
to look up gaze I've got anyway, let's not run
him down. He's but I'm just going to say that
I don't think he'd be running much.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, right, you want that, you want that on the record.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
I don't want I don't want to run him down,
but I just want to say I don't think he's
running much.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I just did you get that vibe? Though?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Do I get a tiny downstairs that he doesn't run much?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Tiny downstairs?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Ah, You've got to You've got to work out why
he puts so much effort in the rest of his body. Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
When I see a man who.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Is so well groomed and so handsome and like really
got it to get everywhere else for me, I'm going,
what are you making up?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, Because but if
you see an absolute sloppy piece of ship walking past,
you go.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But that's why I've always been like his walk. For example,
have you seen him walkley, I'm I'm sure you have.
If you've been I've observed him walking. I think that's
that's kind of God making things even for him. As
you go, mate, you're a bit of a space. You're
good at things. But well, I'm just gonna give you
the shitters gate that I can possibly.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, he looks a bit like yeah, sort of like
a what's the animal like a not a crow?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's cro ninety year old man. Yeah kind of, Yeah,
that's the animal mate.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Like he's trudging.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, I would call us walk a trute. Yeah, I
wonder anything he might have stiff stiffer person syndrome. Although
it was great because selender On was back for the Olympics.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Wasn't she amazing? I just had a big celendi on
binge the other day. I watched your documentary and I
cried a lot, and then I just watch all of
her incredible live vocal performances and the.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Risk of sounding and sensitive. Does she now just stand
still before?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, she was getting it together with physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And what she's working on it. Stiff person syndrome.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Is well, wish we had a bit of name, but
I think.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It's good name because you're like, it's like people have
Crohn's disease. It's just named after the person discovered.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
But I was going to say that stiff person syndrome
should be because it almost sounds like a comical.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It is quite comical. It is quite a lady disease.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You know, you'd be like, that's not great person.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's hard to feel when you first hear it, compassionate
about it, Yeah, because it's like you're just I'm pretty
stiff as well, you know miss yoga this week.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
It could be worse, could just be like stiff syndrome
or stiff Yeah, stiffy, be worse.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It could be.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I also wouldn't describe what she had. Selene Dion's got
stuffy like.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Celinda Rooks massive stiffy at the Olympics twenty four.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Not quite what a look behind the curtains this has been.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I love this look behind the curtains. Also, just being
in another studio, it's quite fun.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
What do you think of our studio compared to yours?
As is a bit of an our boys didn't be honest?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, how did it smell when you came in here?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Fine? Yes, come on, boys, I'll say utterly neutral.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
We had the Montoyas and yesterday Jesus, oh yeah podcast
did you have them monual Yeah, we did, and just
before we went in And this is a mature to
bring it up, but one of the party absolutely let
rip in the studio just before they came in.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You're kidding me, Yeah, oh you don't do that.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well, one of the party did that, not on purpose,
come on it popped. Wow, No, just kind of we've
been laid. We've been laid at the Pile Awards and
we have quite a few wines go this year.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yeah, and quite a few minutes once the Pie Awards
and I looked at your table and I was like,
I want to be over there.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You should have come and joined it, because ye, yeah,
you should be. Glane disgraced himself at the Pie Awards
last year and it would have been good if you
had come over and marched g Lane to your table.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, I was there expecting a big night, but and
my my crew kind of called it an early night.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Did they? Yeah, yeah, come and join it and joining
our table. Book.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So later the Pie Awards, to ripped.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Two mints and cheese on the way out. Actually, when
I got home, I went up and decide to watch
the Olympics and brought I brought two pies home and
it was a real trail of crumbs all the way
up the stairs, all the way flakes everywhere on the couch.
Was like how much pie did it actually get in
my mouth?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Exclusively in them? In my car, yeah, always straight to
the bakery, straight in the gold while.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I drive from the bakery and I got a message
from my significant other saying, babe, babe dot di peg.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Okay, yeah, why didn't you just call him the dog
loose on all those crumbs? He's My dog's so fussy.
He would not eat pastry. Wow, No, he would not
take a fresh part.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But he looks down at most food. It's odd like that,
like some dogs will just eat anything.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
My dog's like, what's you ready to get around fighting
in the Zidim studio because we've got a strict no
fighting policy here. But yesterday was obviously different because the
studio smelled like fucking burnt casse.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Roll roll but bad. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right, do you know what?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
You've described it? And I've got it, and then you
know I can like a Vorner rip of fart for sure.
He's a turny little boy, but very seldom offensive.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Right, that's good, that's good to know.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, we're fart friendly.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, that's good because we've actually been pretty shut up
shop around there, and.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's the worst thing for you to keep the man.
You've got to get them out.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Do you remember that time that I came in during
a song and I was talking to you guys about
what was coming up next, and I accidentally farted and
then ran out and then you go sat and you're going,
what is going on?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I can remember you had to claim it. I do
claim it because I felt so bad.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I once did a show and I was on a
cast of four and Lorton Cora from Cora was in
this show and we were in London and we were
off stage and it was like the sign like three
to one to walk onto stage. Oh my god, you're right, sorry,
just shut up. I was like, there was our cue
to walk on stage.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
As we walked on, Lorton Core just goes and we
had microphones on and the rest of the cast was
went straight into this huge auditorium, this absolute rapper.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well, this morning, while I was doing the show, was
also simultaneously watching a video on Instagram of a person
who has a parrot that pretends to fart. Think says, well,
the parrot goes wow wow, and you can watch it.
I actually noticed that it had about two and a
half a million views.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, that's why. So as he just learned that from
Oona though, because because they cut their powrot, so their
owner must go just walk around the house and wow,
but you might you go wow, Wilson his own Wilson.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
It was quite.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It was quite a was it quite an Owen Wilson type? Wow?
But there was. We didn't have that audio of that
turtle made love and said wow.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Have you ever watched a tortoise make love?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, I got it somewhere.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
I remember watching it as a kid at Auckland Zoo
and seeing these two to tour toyss and one on humping,
and I remember just the.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
The ear coming out of the shells.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
But we found the sort of there was this tortoise
that when he makes love, he goes wow after each thrust.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Great.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I don't know why I can't find this.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
He goes, wow, I might need to go get it
off the off the b computer. Birth that's okay, tortoise
says wow while making making love.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
And I'm looking it up just where you sit. We
just while you're looking that up. What are we going
to call this? Okay, here's a podcast for today.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
We're going to call it. We call it a look
behind the Curtains.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, here we get, here, we get come on, come on,
come on, come on, here we go. Here we go
can we put that through the system.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I hope, so try that.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Here
we go.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Is it working?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It's it's here we go. This is a real look
a woman listen with every frus.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Do you know if I was on the receiving end
of this, I'd be like, how nailing it?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'd prefer the other person was saying wow rather than me.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
That's what I mean. If I was the one that
he was saying wow too, I'd be like, damn right.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, rather than a sarcastic damn right. What do I
get as a wow? Or what about a wow?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
There is wow wow.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
That was I don't believe anyone's wow after making love
to me. Wow.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
We also had the audio of some older some old
There was a really old tortoise making I don't know
where any of these things are.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You've got to have those on hand.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
That's played.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
My cat speaking of under turtles.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
I can't sitch up with audio because we're recording audio.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
People forget that a tortoise lives on a turtle lives
in water, a tortoise lives on land. The turtle is
not a tortoise. It's not hard to understand. People don't
know the rhyme.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So I think it was that my life.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
So I think it's under the turtle. It might be
listed in the system. You can't look it up under turtle.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
What did you just do?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
It was amazing turtle and a turtle in the sand
with a turtle on the land.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
A turtle lives in water, a tortoise lives on land.
A turtle is not a tortoise. It's not hard to understand,
which is exactly what I just said.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
One here, I know I'm somewhat of a parent myself.
My cat rolly he is? Why is that funny? Like
my partner's name is Aaron, and he sees Aaron's a
good man when he's traumatized. So if we put him
in a cage, he was off to the viat he
goes ow and it haunts him.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Ohow O, I think there's a young there's a young tortoise.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Is that the one on the receiving end of Wow?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's a juvenile early in his career, sounds like. And
then we've got the old man had a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Do you know what I'm realizing is we've got about
fifty five clops of tortoises and making love here because
is that really good?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Elderly one? But I don't know where that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Is he goes, which happens when you get older, it
all gets a bit more difficult.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
But he does it every thrust like you might get
from someone like me right at the end, but not every.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Just at the end. Silent is silent otherwise and it's
marker just.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The not the ending, because I give up before got
told I was too quiet in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Or we could we could discuss that.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Here we go thumbs up from Ruda. He's got the.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Audio. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
There is you don't want to be involved with the
guy making those kind of noises?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I got more frust rates quite slow, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Mean yeah, yeah, you're you're sitting there, it's three come five,
sitting there twiddling your thumbs for us.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Next give it everything, mate, yeah, give me a bit more.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
All right then, hat Thanks for coming in for this
look behind the coos. Congratulations on your appearance on Task US.
As I said, what I've seen has been fantastic.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You so much.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You're a friend of the show and always welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You're you're and you're a colleague of our show.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh would you say freely? Would you say free? Financially linked?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Are you under the actually prospected?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You're within the stable of shows that we're in. Yeah, yeah,
major corporation. Yeah yeah, well thanks.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
If I was having a wedding, you wouldn't be invited. Yeah,
but you could be. You could come to the barbecue
the next day.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, when we have a wedding our show, you'll be invited. Okay, okay,
thank you, all right, all right, okay, seem busy. Well
we'll let you go. Great. The Ready Highlights podcast has
some good stuff on I mentioned you are you, including
our mega mix with Stroking to celebrate Clarence Carter to
celebrate Brook Francis and Lucy Spau's gold.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Brock Francis down to the line that's gold.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Can they run down the ewings like it's going to
be just beyond them?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
So far you've seen it go so far, Middless family Family.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, all right, there you going young?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Leave this podcast one onwards. I don't know how that's hello.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the Matt
and Jerry Daily bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen
to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get
barred up about anyway, Sit to download, like subscribe, writer
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Jerry and to a lesser extent, Messi and Ruder. If
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(23:39):
out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out
now get it wherever you get your books, or just
google the bastard. Anyway you've seem busy, I'll let you go.
Bless blessed, blessed, give them a taste of key we
from me
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Well
All right, we go ready, it's good the second of August.
(00:27):
Welcome all you be spoke, you donkey to the Matt
and Jerry Daily Bespoke Podcast. And we've got a little
look behind the curtains here because Hailey Sprouse in the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Don't talk about my curtains plays. I just arrived, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But what happens sometimes is an interview on our show
on our FM AM and iHeartRadio broadcasts well seam life.
And it's actually been recorded the previous week. Really, and
because Hailey does the the Zidium Breakfast show, Yeah with
Flitch and Vaughn, she can't be on the show live,
(01:03):
so we're recording this on our podcast to be then
plant it's freaking ballot ask.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
For today then is to record an interview for next week. Yeah,
that we then have to cut up and put out
on Mondays.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now, so shall we go. It's a huge welcome. Damn
fucked it up. Okay, you've got all week Indo, it's
going to come on the live radio. I know the podcast,
but on the radio it's one hundred percent socially, we
can't time chick.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I mean, how about we do the time chick live't
sausages made stuff here for this.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
That we'll I think you just asked a question to
Hailey here.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, no, I'm going to go. It's a huge pleasure, Jesus,
it's a huge it's my huge pleasure to welcome to
the Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Don't talk about your huge please seriously shut the fuck up. Man,
it's my huge pleasure. I don't need to look at it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, that's unprofessional, man. We've got a guest in here
from quite from a professional radio show. Okay, okay, so
we've got to have our best foot forward. Okay, okay,
it's a huge pleasure to welcome to the Matt and
Jerry Show. Friend of the show, Hailey, sprout and smart
(02:25):
and star of task.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Masters, one of the stars of task Master season five.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Season five.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's season five, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh my god, season five. Seriously, don't it doesn't matter.
I'm out. Actually, I'm out. Seriously, I'm out.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Everyone's on a time close. Here we go, ask Christian
Matt now.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
With Jerry, So Hailey Taskmaster season five, I know I'm
on it? Who else is on it?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's me, It's Abbie Howell's it's Benjamin Hurley, it's talking
and it's Tom sain Spring.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So there's a lot of friends of the Met and
Jury Show on, Yeah, a lot of friends. And also
Jeremy Welles of course, who's a member of the Met
and Jury Show, but he's currently lapping it up in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
And Elita, specially his little sidekick, Yeah, who does all
the work.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
People don't know that really all of that. Yeah, so
they think there's a task Master, but the assistem is
actually it's actually the assistance show one.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I thought this all the time when I was filming,
that Paul is just working his little shore. We're just
going to rock in and out.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And yeah, of course you're out at the mansion shooting
the bits with Paul, and he's there all day, every
day shooting the bits, and then jury just turns up
to the studio game. Yeah. Yeah. How was it when
you first got on set and saw your first cut
together task as opposed to your expectations alone? Yeah, horrendous.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Do you know we actually all all five of us
in the cast, Because I don't know if this is
public knowledge, but I'm sure it's not a secret. Wolfinger
was unwell, so he was unable to do the studio
side of it, and so we had past contestants, including
some weird nobody.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I was in there. I was in there on
you know yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, and it's sitting in for tall Finger.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah and so but anyway, we had this chat going
of the whole cast afterwards, and after that first day
we all had a full mental breakdown.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh did you Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Ben was like I was too mean. Abby was like
the audience hates me. I was like, who the hell
is that?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That doesn't even look like me. Tom was like I'm
just being silent and I'm not saying anything. We were
all just like, well, this is terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, I was on season two of Taskmaster and we
still run the five Friends WhatsApp chat and still communicate,
so that could be with you for a long time.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
This week group, though, was sort of somewhat of legend
for the tightness. For the tightness. You guys really fell
in love.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah we did. Actually, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We was like I already knew these yea well beforehand.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, well I knew guy Montgomery very well beforehand, but
I wasn't what a g what a great guy when
it comes to guys. He's one of the best Jomari
would be top two of the best guys out. They're
very good looking as well, very successful. Yeah, huge offense
to Williams. Yeah, but yeah, because it's an experience, isn't it.
Because I'm by yourself, you're out there, you go through
(05:15):
all the stuff, and then you have to watch it
together with these people and then kind of rip each
other a new one, I.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Know, and then you're like, I could have done it
so much better.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
In my head the whole time, all of us, I
think we're like, hey, Hayley, feel free to chuck in
some comedy at some point, what are you doing? You're
taking it so seriously, and you do you reflect on
it because in the moment you just get no clues, no.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Bloody help, No one talks to you. It's all very secretive,
and you go on panic on camera for a while
and come back in your little room and have a
mental meltdown.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, and then watch it back. Yeah. And then the
ones you watch back sometimes you're like, I absolutely nailed
that one. I can't wait to watch that one. At
least I got that one. And then you see the
first two and you realize what the actual task was
and then once again, just imss the key word in there.
I had a lack of brain power and I've humiliated
myself again.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, that two minute task took me two hours because
I just did it wrong. I also was filled with
regret about my outfit choice because they let you kind
of choose, like what you want to wear, and I
was like, oh man, I'm going to wear a jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I want it to be tight.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, and what it's filmed in summer so hot, Like
I most of the time I was looking back at
the footage being like, she's so dripping wet, it's almost
distracting from any other content, like just dripping, and then
two like God, that's tight, isn't it. And it was
so unhelpful because you actually end up peeling off your
clothes a remarkable amount, and Taskmaster they'll be like, I
(06:40):
hat this thing and you're like.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
My clothes off.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I ended up nude twice. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Think task I ripped my shirt open and they were like.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Yeah, Because if you don't
have an idea and you're struggling, you go, well, maybe
I'll get through this. Yeah, it's taking my clothes off.
I end up having a bath with with with little pool.
Little pool to Paul, who's about a foot taller than me.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, but and here's here's a little energy.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah. But how are you feeling so you've you've you've
seen it all, obviously not going to give it away
where you've seen it all. Yeah, No, I must be
feeling because what I saw of you when I was
on a couple of episodes sitting in I feel you
are very funny.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
And I don't know, I'm not being quiet about the
fact that I really wanted to get task Master.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I really want to be in it.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
And I feel like lots of comedians in the industry
like that's the job that we all wanted, and me
and early the year before were like, it's kind of
ticking on that we haven't been in it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And actually I'm just feeling starting to feel a little
bit of fending.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, and they're putting like shock jocks like me, and
I was like.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Are you kidding me? But you know you did it
well it's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, No, it's fine, And I'm I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I feel really happy with it.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Once I got over that first initial shock of watching
it back and feeling like, you know, unfunny and deflated,
and then now I was just like, what an experience
of a lifetime.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
So when is the show on August? The Sex which
is a Tuesday and on a Wednesday, replays on a
Wednesday two a week. It's on after shortened streets. You
can get your drama and then you can get your
comedy and just watch me absolutely take it so seriously
and just absolutely lose my mind.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, I think that you were very good, and congratulations
on the amount I saw. I probably saw about six
of your tasks, maybe more, and they were bloody good.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Congratulations, absolute blast cool. It's a great show. Looking forward
to seeing you on the show.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And that's a real look behind the curtains of And
that's the energy so different for a radio, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And we're back on podcasts.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
We're just trying to do everything in the same spot.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Ye right, it's actually false FM broadcast, isn't it. I
feel more like it's heightened. It's just a heightened energy.
There's a leer and there's a lack of sort of
natural it's unnatural isn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I also think because we're like, our job is to
help people.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Get their work day. We want to give them energy
there early in the morning. You kind of bring a
lot more than the podcast. You're like, when are you
listening to you?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Who knows? It might be the middle night trying to
go to bed.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You couldn't get up at sex to tune in.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, asshole. Yeah, I'm not giving you ship, but I'll
tell you what. Someone who's not here, Jeremy Wells, brings
no energy ever at all.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
What does he bring a lot of.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Suits?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Good suits.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's a weird angle sitting on a couch.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
He's really forward and his hands like that nice shoes
does he runs really good shoes often like either dress
shoes or nice snakes.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Oh wow, he's got a good range.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
He's got good fashion.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I've noticed because you guys used to cross behind our
studio a lot, and we have a little we have
a little pit.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
We like to check out the talent.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
And I do notice that Jerry's been rocking like sort
of a loose linen pant for all. Yeah, yeah, I'm
rocking a loose linen pant today because I knew I
was coming on the show, and I was like, we've
got to bring that loose linen energy.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, we were a dish dash in summer as well.
Wold guy, yeah, wild guy, well, well wild like what
you were in the you know, in the Middle East
when it gets really really hot. So it's just it's
like linen but hangs down, so you know, like kind
of like a kind of like a like tunic like
his poncho, because he's got a poncho.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
He does have a rock being racist? Is it like
slightly nightish though?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, like a slight longush but not full like to
the knee.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Mate. You can't wear jeans and the sneakers in a
T shirt when it's fifty degrees in you know, Levanon.
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
No, I totally agree with that. That's fair.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh Jerry, Yeah, I don't look up as scared. Don't
look up a skir Okay, I would, but I don't.
I want it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, but you're too scared.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm too scared of life's too short. I would love
to look up gaze I've got anyway, let's not run
him down. He's but I'm just going to say that
I don't think he'd be running much.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, right, you want that, you want that on the record.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
I don't want I don't want to run him down,
but I just want to say I don't think he's
running much.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I just did you get that vibe? Though?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Do I get a tiny downstairs that he doesn't run much?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Tiny downstairs?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Ah, You've got to You've got to work out why
he puts so much effort in the rest of his body. Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
When I see a man who.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Is so well groomed and so handsome and like really
got it to get everywhere else for me, I'm going,
what are you making up?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, Because but if
you see an absolute sloppy piece of ship walking past,
you go.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But that's why I've always been like his walk. For example,
have you seen him walkley, I'm I'm sure you have.
If you've been I've observed him walking. I think that's
that's kind of God making things even for him. As
you go, mate, you're a bit of a space. You're
good at things. But well, I'm just gonna give you
the shitters gate that I can possibly.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, he looks a bit like yeah, sort of like
a what's the animal like a not a crow?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's cro ninety year old man. Yeah kind of, Yeah,
that's the animal mate.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Like he's trudging.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, I would call us walk a trute. Yeah, I
wonder anything he might have stiff stiffer person syndrome. Although
it was great because selender On was back for the Olympics.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Wasn't she amazing? I just had a big celendi on
binge the other day. I watched your documentary and I
cried a lot, and then I just watch all of
her incredible live vocal performances and the.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Risk of sounding and sensitive. Does she now just stand
still before?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, she was getting it together with physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And what she's working on it. Stiff person syndrome.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Is well, wish we had a bit of name, but
I think.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It's good name because you're like, it's like people have
Crohn's disease. It's just named after the person discovered.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
But I was going to say that stiff person syndrome
should be because it almost sounds like a comical.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It is quite comical. It is quite a lady disease.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You know, you'd be like, that's not great person.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's hard to feel when you first hear it, compassionate
about it, Yeah, because it's like you're just I'm pretty
stiff as well, you know miss yoga this week.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
It could be worse, could just be like stiff syndrome
or stiff Yeah, stiffy, be worse.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It could be.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I also wouldn't describe what she had. Selene Dion's got
stuffy like.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Celinda Rooks massive stiffy at the Olympics twenty four.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Not quite what a look behind the curtains this has been.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I love this look behind the curtains. Also, just being
in another studio, it's quite fun.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
What do you think of our studio compared to yours?
As is a bit of an our boys didn't be honest?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, how did it smell when you came in here?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Fine? Yes, come on, boys, I'll say utterly neutral.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
We had the Montoyas and yesterday Jesus, oh yeah podcast
did you have them monual Yeah, we did, and just
before we went in And this is a mature to
bring it up, but one of the party absolutely let
rip in the studio just before they came in.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You're kidding me, Yeah, oh you don't do that.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well, one of the party did that, not on purpose,
come on it popped. Wow, No, just kind of we've
been laid. We've been laid at the Pile Awards and
we have quite a few wines go this year.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yeah, and quite a few minutes once the Pie Awards
and I looked at your table and I was like,
I want to be over there.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You should have come and joined it, because ye, yeah,
you should be. Glane disgraced himself at the Pie Awards
last year and it would have been good if you
had come over and marched g Lane to your table.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, I was there expecting a big night, but and
my my crew kind of called it an early night.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Did they? Yeah, yeah, come and join it and joining
our table. Book.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So later the Pie Awards, to ripped.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Two mints and cheese on the way out. Actually, when
I got home, I went up and decide to watch
the Olympics and brought I brought two pies home and
it was a real trail of crumbs all the way
up the stairs, all the way flakes everywhere on the couch.
Was like how much pie did it actually get in
my mouth?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Exclusively in them? In my car, yeah, always straight to
the bakery, straight in the gold while.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I drive from the bakery and I got a message
from my significant other saying, babe, babe dot di peg.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Okay, yeah, why didn't you just call him the dog
loose on all those crumbs? He's My dog's so fussy.
He would not eat pastry. Wow, No, he would not
take a fresh part.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But he looks down at most food. It's odd like that,
like some dogs will just eat anything.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
My dog's like, what's you ready to get around fighting
in the Zidim studio because we've got a strict no
fighting policy here. But yesterday was obviously different because the
studio smelled like fucking burnt casse.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Roll roll but bad. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right, do you know what?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
You've described it? And I've got it, and then you
know I can like a Vorner rip of fart for sure.
He's a turny little boy, but very seldom offensive.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Right, that's good, that's good to know.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, we're fart friendly.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, that's good because we've actually been pretty shut up
shop around there, and.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's the worst thing for you to keep the man.
You've got to get them out.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Do you remember that time that I came in during
a song and I was talking to you guys about
what was coming up next, and I accidentally farted and
then ran out and then you go sat and you're going,
what is going on?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I can remember you had to claim it. I do
claim it because I felt so bad.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I once did a show and I was on a
cast of four and Lorton Cora from Cora was in
this show and we were in London and we were
off stage and it was like the sign like three
to one to walk onto stage. Oh my god, you're right, sorry,
just shut up. I was like, there was our cue
to walk on stage.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
As we walked on, Lorton Core just goes and we
had microphones on and the rest of the cast was
went straight into this huge auditorium, this absolute rapper.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well, this morning, while I was doing the show, was
also simultaneously watching a video on Instagram of a person
who has a parrot that pretends to fart. Think says, well,
the parrot goes wow wow, and you can watch it.
I actually noticed that it had about two and a
half a million views.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, that's why. So as he just learned that from
Oona though, because because they cut their powrot, so their
owner must go just walk around the house and wow,
but you might you go wow, Wilson his own Wilson.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
It was quite.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It was quite a was it quite an Owen Wilson type? Wow?
But there was. We didn't have that audio of that
turtle made love and said wow.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Have you ever watched a tortoise make love?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, I got it somewhere.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
I remember watching it as a kid at Auckland Zoo
and seeing these two to tour toyss and one on humping,
and I remember just the.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
The ear coming out of the shells.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
But we found the sort of there was this tortoise
that when he makes love, he goes wow after each thrust.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Great.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I don't know why I can't find this.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
He goes, wow, I might need to go get it
off the off the b computer. Birth that's okay, tortoise
says wow while making making love.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
And I'm looking it up just where you sit. We
just while you're looking that up. What are we going
to call this? Okay, here's a podcast for today.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
We're going to call it. We call it a look
behind the Curtains.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, here we get, here, we get come on, come on,
come on, come on, here we go. Here we go
can we put that through the system.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I hope, so try that.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Here
we go.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Is it working?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It's it's here we go. This is a real look
a woman listen with every frus.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Do you know if I was on the receiving end
of this, I'd be like, how nailing it?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'd prefer the other person was saying wow rather than me.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
That's what I mean. If I was the one that
he was saying wow too, I'd be like, damn right.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, rather than a sarcastic damn right. What do I
get as a wow? Or what about a wow?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
There is wow wow.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
That was I don't believe anyone's wow after making love
to me. Wow.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
We also had the audio of some older some old
There was a really old tortoise making I don't know
where any of these things are.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You've got to have those on hand.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
That's played.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
My cat speaking of under turtles.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
I can't sitch up with audio because we're recording audio.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
People forget that a tortoise lives on a turtle lives
in water, a tortoise lives on land. The turtle is
not a tortoise. It's not hard to understand. People don't
know the rhyme.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So I think it was that my life.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
So I think it's under the turtle. It might be
listed in the system. You can't look it up under turtle.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
What did you just do?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
It was amazing turtle and a turtle in the sand
with a turtle on the land.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
A turtle lives in water, a tortoise lives on land.
A turtle is not a tortoise. It's not hard to understand,
which is exactly what I just said.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
One here, I know I'm somewhat of a parent myself.
My cat rolly he is? Why is that funny? Like
my partner's name is Aaron, and he sees Aaron's a
good man when he's traumatized. So if we put him
in a cage, he was off to the viat he
goes ow and it haunts him.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Ohow O, I think there's a young there's a young tortoise.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Is that the one on the receiving end of Wow?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's a juvenile early in his career, sounds like. And
then we've got the old man had a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Do you know what I'm realizing is we've got about
fifty five clops of tortoises and making love here because
is that really good?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Elderly one? But I don't know where that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Is he goes, which happens when you get older, it
all gets a bit more difficult.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
But he does it every thrust like you might get
from someone like me right at the end, but not every.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Just at the end. Silent is silent otherwise and it's
marker just.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The not the ending, because I give up before got
told I was too quiet in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Or we could we could discuss that.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Here we go thumbs up from Ruda. He's got the.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Audio. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
There is you don't want to be involved with the
guy making those kind of noises?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I got more frust rates quite slow, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Mean yeah, yeah, you're you're sitting there, it's three come five,
sitting there twiddling your thumbs for us.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Next give it everything, mate, yeah, give me a bit more.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
All right then, hat Thanks for coming in for this
look behind the coos. Congratulations on your appearance on Task US.
As I said, what I've seen has been fantastic.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You so much.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You're a friend of the show and always welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You're you're and you're a colleague of our show.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh would you say freely? Would you say free? Financially linked?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Are you under the actually prospected?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You're within the stable of shows that we're in. Yeah, yeah,
major corporation. Yeah yeah, well thanks.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
If I was having a wedding, you wouldn't be invited. Yeah,
but you could be. You could come to the barbecue
the next day.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, when we have a wedding our show, you'll be invited. Okay, okay,
thank you, all right, all right, okay, seem busy. Well
we'll let you go. Great. The Ready Highlights podcast has
some good stuff on I mentioned you are you, including
our mega mix with Stroking to celebrate Clarence Carter to
celebrate Brook Francis and Lucy Spau's gold.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Brock Francis down to the line that's gold.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Can they run down the ewings like it's going to
be just beyond them?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
So far you've seen it go so far, Middless family Family.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, all right, there you going young?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Leave this podcast one onwards. I don't know how that's hello.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the Matt
and Jerry Daily bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen
to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get
barred up about anyway, Sit to download, like subscribe, writer
review all those great things. It really helps myself and
Jerry and to a lesser extent, Messi and Ruder. If
you want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check
(23:39):
out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out
now get it wherever you get your books, or just
google the bastard. Anyway you've seem busy, I'll let you go.
Bless blessed, blessed, give them a taste of key we
from me
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Well
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