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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello friends. It's Matt Heath and I've started a substack
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dot com. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.
Bless Bless, Blessed.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Speaker 3 (00:39):
When I want to hear my favorite couple, Matt and Jerry,
come to me Heath and Wells for breakfast, poornacky, good buddy,
Welcome along to.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
The Madam Jerry Show. It's a Monday, sixteenth September twenty
twenty fourth. My name's Jeremy Welles and.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
This is mad Heath. So good to be here on
a Monday morning. Hell of a weekend, big happy birthday
to spread around Scotty. Celebrated him long and hard in
a boat shed over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yes, spray around. Scotty turned forty. Yeah, turns out he
had a imaginary friend called George for a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Of years there. Frank his mother.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
His mother took him to the doctor, doctor Harrison.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Mom a great speech, friends of the show. Well, spray
around Scotty, friend of the show, remember him from back
in the days to do snow reports.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's right straight around Scotty, the hole in the snow,
brow in the snow, Sorry, not brow in the snow,
brow in the snow.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, very popular.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Sequent actually that around Scotty. Very populars break around Scotty
around New Zealand. Such a lovely guy, real gentlemen, popular
with the men and the woman.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Wow, there's a little spread around Scotty on the way.
It's right just months away.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Big show to day Fantasy Football day to day.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Than that and Jerry Show podcast and then Jewey.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Show available on your iHeartRadio app. Any we you are
speaking of apps, how is your fantasy NFL going terrible?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's a big, big day for you.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You're the commissioner I'm the commissioner of the Fantasy League.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm actually getting absolutely smoked by Do you remember Joe Shuckett.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yep, it's the horse, but for one large testic horse.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
He said that drain. So the dark Horse is absolutely
pounding me at the moment.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Right, the dark Horse. You don't want to be pounded
by the dark Horse, there's one. Don't call him the
dark horse for nothing. Yeah, you don't want to be
bounded by.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
He's very good. Actually, in my Fantasy NFL league, a
lot of people haven't met the dark Horse because he
was over in Europe when when we when we signed
up the league, So a lot of my other friends
in the league have never met the dark Horse. I
just know it's the dark Horse, just coming through and
destroying teams there terrified of the dark Horse.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, well he's pretty Yeah, And as you said, the
dark horse called the dark horse because well he's just
called the dark horse for a number of reasons. And
running that giant testicle at one stage, giant inflamed testicle. O.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
The Persson missiles are getting there are centered to them too,
one of our American members of the team. I just
get Persson missiles going down the butt munches. Oh my god,
who the butt munches are getting? The butt munch is
going to? Right?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Who are the who?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
It was?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's cass As the butt munches, buff and tubles doing
a right I know that is.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I can't believe that butt munches are even allowed in
the league.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, no, the butt munches munching. But anyway, it's good
day for NFL fantasy leaguers. That's huge Monday morning, Sunday,
American time. Any given Sunday, your fantasy league can blow
up in your face.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
And that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
While back, we talked about this bronze era jar which
was accidentally smashed at a museum in Europe and talked
about how scary it would be to take your kids
along to a museum and then the next thing, you know,
because it was smashed by a little toddler, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, it's years old two hundred BC. Yes, it's for
the four thousand years old.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Four thousand years old. And it was a particularly good
version of this giant bronze jar which was used to
transport wine and all that sort of stuff. And so
sitting there on the foyer and at the museum, they
had a policy of you should be able to interact
with the exhibits, which is a great policy if you're
not walking around with toddlers.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Anyway, they have restored it.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh, the restoration experts were able to carefully piece the
artifact back together. And now the jars on display at
the museum and Hyfa.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Core Museum, yep, anderence people aren't making much anymore.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
The restoration expert at the museum said their repairs were
fairly simple, and as the pieces were from a single
complete jar, archaeologist often face the more daunting task of
sifting through pieces of shards from multiple objects trying to
piece them together. So he used three D technology, hire's
videos and a special glue.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Wow, and I hope they glue. And I hope the
parent took to the kid with the wooden spoon. Did
what did the kid get?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
The kid get a wet I'm not sure if the
kid did get a whack in the kid So Alex Galla,
the boy's father, said his son, the youngest of three,
is exceptionally curious and that the moment he heard the
Varz crash, he thought, please let that not be my
child was the first thought that raced through his head
and then he turned and realized it totally.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Was his child. Exceptionally curious. It's an interesting way to
put it. Like so if you have a car accident
and you smashed into someone, I'm exceptionally curious. Is that
I don't know. I think it's curious. Clumsy is the word.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
So there's the only difference now with the artifacts sitting
there is that it has a sign on it. It
says please don't touch, which is great for general year old.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's the most famous that because when that jar was made,
vase was made four thousand years ago, it was just
a standard run of the mill moving liquids around situation.
It's quite big, but no one cared about it. Really
millions then and then it's sat there and it was
one of millions, lots and lots of exhibits. But now
this is really the most famous one. Now it has

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got its most significance it's ever had, and it's four
thousand years, isn't it. Because it's the one that got
smashed and put back together and people come and go
that's the one that that little kid smashed and got
put back together. So it's actually a whim yeah, way
more interesting varsal all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, I understand now the museum and hyphens even more
popular than ever. Right, people going to the Hawk Tour
musician of the museum. You got a spit on that
so slightly different.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Spread arm Latin Jerum.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Farm six to Night, Matten, Jerry Holly.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Farm six till nine, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden
Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's six thirty time for your radio. Haddeck can use
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
International flights are returning to Dunedin and Hamilton. Jetstar has
announced new services from Hamilton to Sydney and the Gold
Coast and flights between Dunedin and the Gold Coast from
next June.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
So many people from the Gold Coast will be looking
to holiday in my hometown in Dunedin.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I feel like those flights are going one way.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I feel like that's not a good thing that you seek.
We're dragging people overseas to spend their money.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
How many people from the Goldie Goldie holiday in Doneda.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm a nice you know, winter holiday in Dunedin from
the Gold Coast. Just get a few rays. I'm over
the sun. I'm sick of the sun. I want to
go somewhere.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I want the version layer, That's what I want.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
But I love that Mormona International Airport. Dunedan doesn't atually
have an airport, as we say, but Mamona, tinytown is
a huge international airport.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I've been to the airport in Hamilton once. Yeah, it's
really small in Hamilton. Yeah, I mean who flies to
Hamilton apart from Hamiltonians all.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Lots of people, lots of people from say, if you're
from you know, anywhere apart from Auckland, you might fly.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Not that much further if you live in northern Hamilton.
When I'm thinking like Chartwell for example, it's not that
much further because it's in the other end of Hamilton
to go to Auckland airport.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah. Mate, Like if you're not, if you're flying from Dunedin,
say to Hamilton, then then this is very Auckland centric opinion.
You've got. You're not going to fly to Auckland. You
can't fly from Dunedin to Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
You can't wow about sixty flights with two you go
what you go Tounedan, Wellington, Wellington and Hamilton Wellington Hamilton. Yeah,
pishing let's go straight to Auckland and drive down anyway
I'm driving.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
If I'm flying from Dunedin to Auckland, I then don't
have a car to get from Auckland to Hamilton to
catch a buss.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
The latest iteration of Bird of the Year will be
revealed later this morning. Oh no, get out with a
bird of the year. Oh no, it's expected to be
a tight race with the ju yellow eyed penguin. Just
to hear of the cure black robin and the kakapol.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah. Look, I'm a big fan of the yellow waite penguin,
being from Dunedin and all hoy Hall. But the Bird
of the Years lost all credibility after they gave it
to a bat a few years ago. They gave it
to the New Zealand native New Zealand bat, which is
not a bird, it's a mammal. So they've got no credibility.
What about the magpie. They haven't give it to the magpie,

(09:45):
have they?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, there's a magpie in contention, they might as well
give it to a rat.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
This is what they'll do. They're so desperate for attention
at the Bird of the Year, they'll give it to
a rat some years. It's got to be a load
of crap. I've got to be surely it's a load
of crap. It's an absolute load of crap. It's it's
the worst thing that anyone's doing in New Zealand right now.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's a bit rough.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, that's an exhibiting that's a bit rough.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And Lunarosa and Britannia are on match point, leading four
nil and the best of nine challenges semi final series
against American Magic and a Lingi respectively at the America's Cup.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
So Lunurosa and Brittanni are on match point. I see.
So it's Brittannia leading four nil. Yeah, leading four nil?
Is it?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
What? It's a most confusing when you're donepack that, I'm
pretty sure Lunarosa are racing, are racing a Lingy, are
racing American Magic.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
And Brittanny ing.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, right right, we'll come back with that.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
That's a very confused the answer.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Basically running House of Travel here on the Jury Show,
just been having a look at flights from Dunedin to Hamilton.
This is on the back of the story just in
the news just moments ago. About international flights returning to
Dunedin and Hamilton. Turns out that you can go Hamilton
to Sydney and the Gold Coast, and you can go
Dunedin and the Goldie from next journe.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
That's quite a long way away. Yeah, and you, Jeremy,
you are laying into Hamilton Airport. You're saying, what's the
freaking point in Hamilton Airport? Why don't you just fly
to Auckland's very Auckland centric view that you had there discussing. Actually,
I'm just looking at the figures and a lot of
people fly through Hamilton Airport. It is the eleventh most
popular airport in the country, with three thousand, seven hundred,
three hundred and seventy eight thousand people going through that

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airport every year, just below New Plymouth Airport and a
long way, I mean, Auckland's got fifteen million. Nearly sixteen
million people go through Auckland Airport every year.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, to need nearly a million people going through Dunedin.
But yeah, what are we eleventh? Just above in the cargo.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, Queenstown Airport has nearly two and a half million
people through it every year. That's popular. It's a very
small town. That's a town of about forty thousand with
two and a half million people coming through it every year. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I remember when that airport was in the eighties and
you used to have to fly the fucker friendships in there,
and you have to fly the fuck of friendships Mount
Cocky aliones, friends with benefit no, not friends would benefits.
Slightly different thing. You wouldn't allow to fly jets in there.
They wouldn't in New Zealand wouldn't allow No, the residents
wouldn't allow.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
A jet to come in. Oh, that's right. Now they
have the Wista jets. Yeah, because I'm talking about the
Wista jet.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, and they put the Husher Cats on the seven
three sevens in New Zealand had to compete with the
West Pajets for anst. But anyway, you used to fly
the fuck of friendships and Mount Cocky aliones. There were
not many people that were going to the airport in
those days. So she's a she's I think it's partly
owned by Auckland Airport, Queenstown Airport. Well, it's privately owned anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Napier Napier's way up there, Napes Yeah Bay Airport in
Napier six six hundred and fifty hours people go through that.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Well, that's the one that's that's Captain Scott Buttery hard
on the sticky shoves the atrs.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
And half those people are just driving in there to
get a ride with Captain Scott Buttery. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
So anyway, we're looking at how much it costs to
get from Duneeda into Hamilton one way. Okay, if you
want to get up, because leaves at six twenty five.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Because I was saying to you through Auckland centric if
you wanted to go for Dunedin Hamilton, of course you
wouldn't fly in to Auckland. But now I'm looking at
it in your mind.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
So it takes three hours forty minutes to fly from
Dunedin to Hamilton, including one stop in Wellington.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
So that's a good time, always good loan coming in.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
And out of there Sex twenty and it leaves at
six twenty five am, so you're up, you're up at five,
but the driving out to mammonis you're up at four
point thirty to get to Momonia Airport, it's miles away
and then you get on that flight six twenty five.
It arrives at ten oh five and Hamilton. You could
definitely catch another flight to Auckland which is one hour

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fifty or two hours from Dunedin to Auckland at one
hour fifty one hour fifty and then you've got a
better less than an hour drive from airport.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, but if you've got that, so if you've got
a car. But look there there's a month more sort
of friendly hours as well. Like so you can fly
out of Mammoni important to need and Onyoud Hamilton at
one thirty five pm. That's two flights. It's four hours
ten a quarter to six and that's gonna cost you
five hundred and thirty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
This one here is mine six hundred and eighty three
one way. I mean cheaper to go to the Goldie.
Actually it's far cheaper to go to the Goldie.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah. Anyway, okay, so and anyway we did, we unpicked.
We unpicked that. Luna Rossa and Brittannia on match point,
leading four nil and the best of nine challenges semi
semi final series against American Magic and the Lingy respectively
at the America's Cup. So Luna Rossa is up against
American Magic, Brittannia Anos Britannia are up against the Lingy

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and they're both about to beat them and then so
that would look like Lunar Rossa and Brittannia will go
head to head to decide who challenges New Zealand and
Matt and Jerry Show podcast The Wonderful World of an
Emotional support turtle.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Is it a turtle or is it a tortoise? That's
the question. I think it's a tortoise.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, isn't it the case? Didn't we get to the
bottom of that turtles and tortoises, I've been wrong about it.
I think they all A turtle is not a like
a tortoise. It doesn't matter, it does matter. I'll play
the song. I know the song. I know the song.
A turtle lives on water, a tortoise lives on land.
The turtle is not a tortoise. It's not hard to understand.

(15:30):
Yeah that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, But but I
think I think tortoise is under the grouping of a turtle.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
But you know what I mean, whereas turtle come under
the grouping of tortoise.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, that's the question. Anyway, let's get onto the story.
We'll get to the bottom of that.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Now there's a tortoise in the UK. So it's not
a water based one. It's a it's a land based
one and it is at a school and it's an
emotional support tortoise. So it's got a little I don't
think it's making love like that one that it's got
a little heart. That's a balloon that's attached up and

(16:04):
it wanders around and it's even got its own lanyard
and identification card.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's very cute actually.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
So it's at gar Tree High School and odeb in
Leicestershire and the head of Learning Support Helen Collins as
the owner and the it's called Billy by the way,
and she says to his students.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Really love seeing Billy as he has a coming presence.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
He's lovely and funny.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
He's a cute tours that kids look, they love seeing him.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
He's not like that all the fun you're projecting all
the fun. That's just a tortoise walking around going what
the hell is going on? You've attached a balloon to
it and you're saying that he's fun, he's fun.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Look at him.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
He's not having funny. He's like, where the hell am I?
What are all these monkeys doing running around. I've got
this balloon attached to me.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
He's loving it.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
He loves being at school.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
He loves kids pokingham prodding him, watching his shell. Some
people touch the shell because it's very calming. Because he's cold.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Mss Colin says a gumf diish gul with me. I
am both gauge and works in the learning Chipple to
part Man. Billy helps when students are feeling a bit
overwhelmed or a bit wobblee. When a student comes and
shoes Billy, they don't have to worry about how Billy
may react to them. They don't have to worry about
starting a conversation. Well, you've got big problems. If they're

(17:26):
trying to start a conversation with a turtle, I'd say, well,
they don't have to worry about Harry X and mate.
They don't feel what if he's going to bite them
or something, Well, he might bite them. I think a
tortoise can give you a bit of a nip. Yeah,
disgusting mouths. Have you seen inside of a mouth freaking
revolting like a Sara pit its? It's it is the
most terrific. Have you not seen down. Have you seen

(17:46):
down a turtle's mouth?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, I haven't seen a tortoise's mouth.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, what does it look like? Sorry? No, it's got
all these spikes that go all the way down, all
these teeth that go right down. It's check it out.
And it's also got the esophagus. Is very disgusting. That's
what it is. All tortoises are, in fact turtles. That
is that they belong to the turtle group. Everybody's incased

(18:12):
in a bunny shell, but not all turtles are tortoises.
See what I'm saying. Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Anyway, there's an emotional support tortoise and anglin tall belly.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
And he doesn't make that noise.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Man, she that's a tortoise making love.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast, The Matt and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Welcome along to the Man in Jerry Show. It's Monday,
the sixteenth, is September twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
My name is Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
This is mad he twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I had a moment.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
In front of me is a screen and here's the date.
It's his Monday, sixteenth September. And then where it's his
twenty twenty four. The computers had some kind of glitch
and it's got the temperature over the top of the year.
And so I'm such a mud but I actually had
to look at it, and I was like, is it
twenty three four?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is it twenty My computer's got the same glitch. It's Monday,
the sixteen September eleven point one degrees.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, and he should know what year it is, Jeremy
at least roughly within two or three. Yeah, they have
all sort of merged into one.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Our breaking news the Secret Services responding to a shooting
near Donald Trump as he left his golf club in
West Palm Beach, Florida. According to law enforcement sources. The
Trump spokesman says President Trump is safe following gunshots in
his vicinity and over their details at this time.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, So, according to The New York Post, two people
exchanged gunfire outside the former president's golf club. The golf
course was immediately locked down, and Trump was scrambled to safety.
The outlet reported the gunfire was not targeting Trump, so.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
It's just sort of a like a skirmish nearby. But
of course, after he got shot in the head, you'd
be even more vigilant, wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
That's right than that? And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Who Loves Harry Potter?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Here? Anyone? Anyone? I freaking love Harry Potter Potter, Yeah,
and I love ron Imione.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Maybe you guys could start in the new upcoming HBO
Harry Potter series. The casting call.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Has gone out. Oh yeah, we'll just imagine those roles,
just out of curiosity. Who would I be? If followers
to be.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
You'd be You'd be wrong Weasley, wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
You'd be one of those You'd be one of those
two brothers, the Weasley brothers that didn't learn to act.
For the entire time eight movies.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Racist just purely based on hair color, because I can
always die my hair Fellers.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
You say that, but the cast and call says it.
It's committed to being inclusive, committed to inclusive diverse casting.
So jke Rolling JK. Rowling has said recently, hasn't she
that Hermione should be in a wheelchair? Really? So be
ablest if they don't have her mine in a wheelchair?

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Why did she say that Hermione should be in a wheelchair?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I don't know. That's interesting since she originally was supposed
to be in a wheelchair. But if you were, surely
you could float around using magic. I haven't read the box.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
If you used the wing Guardian Naviosa's spell, then I
think you can float around.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Would it kill? Would it kill Aarry Potter to do
a little bit of a spell in his eyes? So
we don't have to wear glasses?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Could you come back for a second? Hold on Hermione
read the box she meant to be in? Is she
in a wheelchair in the box?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Why would she be in a wheelchair?

Speaker 7 (21:44):
This?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
JK. Rowling says she was meant to be in a wheelchair. Yeah,
well put her in a wheelchair. JK.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
You wrote the bloody box.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, she took about it, took her out of the wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Okay, well she's not meant to be in a wheelchair, then.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
When put her back in the wheelchair for the HBO
series or rest? You're ableist? What have you got a
problem with that?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah? I do. I do have a problem with that.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh I do. Oh I've got a problem with that.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
As from whatever's there's got nothing to do with the books.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Do you know what my problem with that is? You
might as well have her on a broom. If you're
going to have her on anything, maybe she could.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Just float around on Yeah, can't I say that? I mean, Moore,
what do they do? Abraka walkers and the end point
the bloody wandered her legs and she can walk around.
So when's it coming out?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh? Okay, twenty five, twenty five six, twenty five, twenty six.
That's that's not actually very far away, is it.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
It'll be about three weeks away.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
What year will we in?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Twenty four? Well, there's a theory that we all died
just after cold and this is all just simulation.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
So the Mat and Jerry Show podcast, speaking of inappropriate
love making, you see, there was a story yesterday came
out of the Bay of Plenty Chloe and Conrad they
met at Walworths that to get they were a couple.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
They met at Wiworth, like one of them put the
bananas up on the front of the trolling.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
They were both working out working at will Worth. Oh okay,
And I think Chloe was in a relationship and Conrad
fancied Chloe but close in a relationship. So Conrad did
the right thing and he just stepped back and he's
remained friends with Chloe.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
He did the thing and stepped back and just had
on her constantly, day in and day out.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Probably probably just made Chloe aware that maybe her partner
at the time was not as good as maybe Conrad
could be. Maybe a couple of little comments here and.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
There spread a few rumors. No, no, we don't know
anything about that. You can't say that, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
So apparently they didn't pay attention to each other.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
She for the first three.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Years Chloe had a boyfriend, Conrad waited till after that.
They became good friends. Yes, they used to have chats
in the staff room, and then in twenty seventeen they
got pissed up at the Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
And they got it on. This is like a sitcom.
It's beautiful. It's like the office.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's beautiful. It's being celebrated. Is just the amazing habit
place relationship. I mean I was for a while there,
about sort of four years ago. I feel like all
of a sudden, workplace relationships were considered not a good thing. Right,
we went through a remember we went through that phase. Yeah, right,
people stopped But where are people supposed to meet people?

(24:21):
And I don't know, you work so much. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I mean there's stats that it's something like sixty percent
of all relationships start in the workplace, because because you know,
where are you most likely to meet people. I mean,
if you're not on the apps, you know, if you
go out to a pub with your friends, right, you
probably just sit around the table with your friends. But
in a workplace, you meet people that you haven't selected
to be in that place, and you talk to them

(24:45):
and you interact with them and you get to know them.
You know, that's a perfect place to hook up. Especially,
like you say, if you're a boss, you could and
you've got a secretary.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Now that's where it gets interesting.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
So the power that the thing that they talk about,
the power relationship, now don't they.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
So you're a to be of the same, like hay grade,
is that the way it works?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Or how do you know?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Or is it just a boss non boss that you're
not allowed to be or what are the.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Wrong They will be terrible if they made that rule,
because that makes it very hard for people to move
up in social position. You know, likes take take mess
for example, absolute bottom feeder and then he's been a
relationship with someone at work. He's really moved up the ranks.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
But this is the problem here, is that she's probably
higher up than I am. So at what point is
she in a position of power and taking advantage of me?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's what I want to know. For that's a good
one knows. No one takes that.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
That's a good quistion.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
There's no doubt that Lauren's in a higher position in
the company then you. There's no doubt about that. But
there's also no one that thinks that she's taking advantage
of you.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, well you're an intern. What's the deal with punching? Yeah,
what's the deal with relationships with interns?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
If you're If the interun's punching, it's fine, okay? Is
the way? I don't know it's But everyone's over thought this.
If two people meet each other and it's all above ward,
and they like each other, and they get steamed at
the Christmas party, and and I think no one's got
a problem with that him make love except for the person.
People that aren't doing it. I guess maybe they get.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Who was it, Biven Schwang and somebody else.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
They were doing it in the organ City council. We
I don't know if I can support the activities in
the nainty part of our room. That's different. I mean
Lynn was married.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh yes, sorry, En, I forget no, no, that is problematic.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
But she did say she was intoxicated by the power
he had.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
He was a very good lover though, this is the thing.
He was a very good lover. Conrad and Chloe. We
don't know whether Conrad's are very good lover, but we
do know that they have been together for seven years. Illiam,
they've got they've got a two and a half year
old daughter as well.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, look, we'd love to hear from you on three four,
eight three or eight hundred headache or the talukback function
on your heart radiop if you have had a successful
relationship with someone from your work and it's all turned
out great, also if it's tendership, would like to about.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Then that and Jerry Shape podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
We're talking about Chloe and comrade who met at Warworst.
They've now got a daughter, Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, well Worst. They were both employees at Willworth's. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, people Charlotte there War Worst baby.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
When they call the baby oil for them, what's an
aisle for? Is that that? That's like the spreads do.
Isn't it bacon goods?

Speaker 7 (27:21):
It?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I thought there were spreads I've got.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Depends on the dry goods. Yeah, I wouldn't have think
that was a very Sixye. I think probably frozen foods.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
We're not getting close to the confectioner oil there.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I reckon. They love the confection surely the delicatessent. That's
the hottest cold. You got to worry about shrinkers, Yeah,
you're not. You don't want to meet over by the meat.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
No, I stay out of the butchery area.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Anyway, anyway, a lot of people taxt againstree Franus. Here's
someone that says mid at work at eighteen together, fourteen years, married,
eight and have a four year old.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Oh, I see it works. So this is this is
wh this person said. Met my now husband at work
at Midimore hosse but all three and a half years ago,
walked into a quality meeting and boom, he smelled nice
and they goo quality. Not nice A quality meeting at Middlemore?
What a quality meeting is?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Me and my now husband met at work. We both
worked at a hotel in Wellington. I was the receptionist
and he was the night duty manager. Aren't yeah, and
it was frowned upon. Nine years later, we're happily married
and I'm a lifestyle block together.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Wow, well that worked out good. Great, But I was
frowned upon because the fly. I mean, I don't know anything,
but I assume you met the duty manager and he said, Wow,
you know what, the honeymoon's fleet isn't booked tonight. Do
you want to go and check it out? Not everyone
has the jeddy you mad? Wow? And then they abandoned
the reception. Someone came in and stole the stationary that

(28:50):
you've thought about it.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
So here's a home truth. How about if it's your
boss who's going out with another worker and he gives
them he or she gives them preferential treatment like days
off and early leaving, et cetera, that sucks for everyone else.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, that's true. Does Laurene for give you referential treatment
around the office? She comes sometimes comes in here with
a coffee just for you and not for me and
Jerry or Ruder. Yeah, that's true. I find it.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
It's almost the opposite, to be honest, mate, it's more
of the other way around, Like I'll just get a
harder line kind of run with me. It's kind of
like when my father used to kind of catch my
cricket team.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
It was it was harder to im that it.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Was yeah, or if he's umpiring, for example, you and
not get it. You're not getting an LBW decision to
go your way if your dad's dad's the umpire, no way.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
So as I met my wife working in the supermarket.
Now we have four kids, huck to okay, good stuff
and Jerry it's Jerry.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
And that mash too.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
It's Jerry, and that it's Jerry, and that's Jammy, and
that's Jerry and.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Ye Matty Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's seventh two. Time for your already dacking news head
lines with Jimmy Wells.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
One of the country's largest schools is banning cell phones
has been positive. Auckland's Mount Al mc grammar says break
times are noisy and active again. A rugby ball has
even gone through a window for the first time.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
And yes that's what you want. You want balls flying everywhere.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I got have fired a rugby ball through the window
and had a cell phone in my hand at the
same time if they needed it.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I mean, that's easily done. I tell you what MAGS
is is a very good school. As a Mount Albert
Grammar is a very good school, and they've got a
very very good principal and great staff. It's an excellent school.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
You sound like you're working. You're sounding a person speaking
from experience. There, Patrick Drumm.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
The the principal is a great, great man, and his
brother is an excellent lawn bowler. A bowl with him.
You really, you really know your Mount al but Grammar.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
The Secret Services responding to a shooting near Donald Trump
as he left his golf club in West Palm Beach, Florida.
He's left his golf club behind. Oh, he left his
golf club. It's reported that two people exchange gunfire arts.
The former president's golf club was immediately locked down, and
Trump was scrambled to safety. Gunfire was apparently not targeting
the former president.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, I mean they were targeting each other. By the
sounds of these these two people were just having a
duel near the golf club. Oh really, a jewel. It
was an old fashioned duel with moscow. You know, jeez,
you have to do brave to have a duel ten paces. Terrifying, man,
It'll be horrible to live in the time. And obviously
I'm being glib here. It wasn't a duel. I've got
no idea what was happening there. But imagine living at
the time where you insult someone and then they're like, okay,

(31:29):
pistols at dawn, You're like, god, damn it. Yeah, suddenly
gets slaped around their face with a glove. Next next
morning you're getting shot.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
A lot worse than a slap round the on the
wrist with a wet bus Tucker, that's for sure. And
McLaren's Oscar Piastre has won the Azerbaijan Grand Prix Championship
leader Max for Step and finished fifth. That means McLaren
have taken the lead from Red Bull and the Constructors championship. Wow,
red Bull have been going well for the longest time,
haven't they.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Give them a taste of Keiwi?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
McLaren Mercedes a one red ball at two, Ferrari a three,
Mercedes at four as to Martin at five.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
As a Bayon, I love I love that name. It's
very Tintin. He read the Tintin books. He was always
in As a Boon, I looked at the covers, covers
always look good. More of an asterisk go in. I
looked with the covers of them too. There's more a
cricket biography.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Guy and Matt and Jerry show podcast and the weekends.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I went to my friend Sprayed around Scotty's fortieth. It
was a great event down there, Coxes Bay. Beautiful boat
she head type situation, great fades. There's so many good
fades out there in the community right now. People are
getting really good good at haircuts.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
I noticed a lot of fades at that place as well.
Jesus that. I wondered how many of those people that
were there, how often they have their haircut. In fact,
I asked, spray around Scotty. Yeah, because he's always got
a type fade, spraight around Scotty, a beautiful fade. He
reckons once every three weeks. Spraight around Scotty for his haircut,
right to keep it that tight.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah. I met a guy called Richard, had a beautiful fade.
I just had it. I think he had it done
that day for the party.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I'm I met Richard too, and he mentioned his type
fade and talked about I said, gray haircut. He said,
thanks very much, I'm very happy with it. It's my
first of this particular to this particular he dresser. Well,
it looks really great, It really did. Look if you
get a hair.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Hairdresser like that, you stick with them, don't you. If
you get a fade like that, no type fades, I
guess rude is running a reasonably type fade and it's
kind of bushing out like the haircuts in this room.
Your yours is I'm running a type fade.

Speaker 7 (33:26):
I don't know how often you're getting yours cut for
sinas sharpies.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I'm thinking once every no more than three weeks.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Wow. Sometimes I don't get my haircut for an entire year. Yeah,
well there was that year, yeah, twenty two, No do
twenty two? Yeah, well you didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
But if you're running a if you're running a reasonably
type fade like I am, and running a few grays
on the side, then it looks you look a lot
older when it gets thicken but fluffier. So if you
go shorter with the gray, well that's in my head anyway. Yeah,
you know, look as old.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah. Another person this party said, why don't you change
your middle name to Cougar and call yourself Matt Cougar
Heath you. Yeah, why would you be?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Why would you be Matt Cougar Heath.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I don't know, but it's a pretty good name. Can
you do that? Can you instead of running a whole nickname,
can you just add a like a middle nickname, so
like a sort of qualifier, you're Matt Cougar Heath.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Does it have to be your middle name? Or can
it be like Grantly Buffalo? Can you put the animal
name at the end, Jeremy Jeremy Well's antelope.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, I guess you can. Do You know why John
Cougar Mellencamp was called John Cougar Mellencamp. Why because his
agent said, Mellencamp's a terrible last name. He says to
John Johnny, He says, Johnny, I ain't going to shift
one record with the last name Mellencamp. It's just so
I said, I'm going to call you John Cougar. And
John Mellencamp was like, I hate being called John Cougar.

(34:49):
It's a terrible name, John Cougart, right, And that's why
now they calls hmself John Mellencamp again. And then he
had a brief transitional period where was John Cougar Mellencamp.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yes, I remember when he was John Cougar Mellencamp. That's
came into my life as John Cougar Mellencamp around it
in mid eighties.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Nineteen eighty three, nineteen eighty four sort of thing. It's
a bloody great name, John Cougar Mellencamp. It really rolls
off the turks.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
I remember at the time though, thinking why is he
called John Cougar Mellencamp. These are in the days before
you could google these things. Yeah, so people would just
have some theories. Yeah, that would be bandied about.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, well, I think the term cougar wasn't in common
usage back then, you know, like what a cougar has
thought of these days? No, that's right, So would you
guys consent As was suggested to me at Spread Around Scotty's,
which is a great nickname spread around Scotty and has
fortieth that I.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Am the man with Heath, Maddy Cougar Heath. I think
you need three syllables for your surname before you can
do yourself cougar.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah. Yeah. It was interesting because spray around Scotty was
talking to his partner who's pregnant at the moment, and
she was saying that you know that she still calls
her calls him spray around, Yeah, spraad around Scotty. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, it's it's quite six.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
But of course he's called spray around Scotty because he
was the snowboard Okay, he was a snowboard reporter.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's maybe where you reported it was a snow reporter.
It wasn't for any other reasons.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Well, they're very popular with the ladies and very popular
with the men as well.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Anyway, if you've got a type fade you want to
share with us, three for it three or the talk
back function on your Heart radio episode give us a
caller took us through your type faced.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Than Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Coming up after eight acc Here, Glane joins us fresh
off the boxing. He was in a suit on Saturday night.
Always a bad sign.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
It was trouble. It's funny how some people can look
like they're going to cause more trouble the more formal
they are. Glane's one of those people. I was like,
oh my goodness, Gulaney had a greasy mullet. He rocked
a greasy mod greasy face and then is in a
black tie situation. Yeah, the more formal address with Chilane,
the more shocking. The behavior looked like a bloody good

(37:07):
time down at that fight though I had fire ma,
I had work at farm about that wicked fire Lot's
coming up. Matt and Jerry Show work.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Got Jeray Jerry, The Brackfast Show.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
The Mats and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
If you want to hear Matt and Jerry, you can
hear them on radio Ho Lucky sixty ninety and Weekday.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
That's It's Monday, the sixteenth of September twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Nice to have you with us this morning. Got a
huge hour of radio. Have got intoxicated Jetstar passenger and
it's amazing. What can happen to you if you cause
enough trouble on a plane and it gets turned around.
I didn't know this, but you can get charged for
the fuel for the fuel, the fuel to turn it
around and take it back.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I was on that flight not long ago, but I
think it was last year, on the way back from Australia,
and a guy got smart to the hostess and the
plane we were taxiing out on the runway and then
they stopped it, they turned around, they went back, the
police came on board and they took the guy away.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, it's quite something. It was quite something. So I
don't know what happened to him. In the end of
his family came over to New Zealand and he had
to stay.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Wow, So what was he do? You know what he
was getting smart about?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I think he was asked to do something by the
hostess and he refused. And you have to obey all
of the instructions from the cabin crew.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, well, the thing is on a plane because things
can go so badly wrong. They have lots of rules
and zero tolerance because if they let one thing pass,
next thing, you know, someone's opening the emergency except for
a joke, you know, yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I think this guy just didn't want to listen to
us in the you know, the emergency even video, the
safety video. It's like, just listen to it.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Just don't don't.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Don't construct a personality around being the person who doesn't
listen to me.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
One thing I would say is can he n usual
and not play those really horrific safety videos that go
for you. But they used to be okay, they used
to be good, but now they're just so bad and
long and they because they've got to put all this
stuff and it elongates them. And if you'd fly quite
a lot like me, I can't sit through that.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well, even if you fly a lot, Matthew, you still
have to pay attention to it, can they not?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Just I just think that it was let's just go
back to where the stewart delivers it from the front,
with the with the hand movements.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
That was so much cool, with the nose and masks
believe normally.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, as you see here.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Glane joins us next to talk about the weekend sporting activity. Also,
I'm quite keen to find out what happened to him
when he was dressed up in that black soap. He
looked all fancy but David Nika fine, Yeah, no doubt
thing would have hited south pretty.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Fast than that.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
And Jerry Show podcast, as we do every Monday morning
around about this time, we welcome acchead g Lane to
the show. And so I saw you before you hit
it out to the David Naker fight on Saturday night.
G Lane in your address and a black suit, which
is always dangerous. I think it's the more formal you
become the more shocking your behaviors.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Look, it's only where for court appearances and boxing fight.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Court appearances and things that are going to lead to
a court appearance.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
Yeah correct, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Night.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
Oh yeah, I mean look, I mean when I Stuart
may have captured, the clap came out. The clap came out.
Oh god, it came out, and I turned it into
a table clap in the end, and we're backing the
table so hard glass where it was flying everywhere. We're
just too excited. It was a great event, got doc.
They know how to put on a good event. I'll
tell you that. But that the runway was quite large

(40:57):
to the main fight at eleven pm when the first one.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Is that quarter past six.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
So I've always been a sprinter terrible long distance. So yeah,
so the wheels came off that touch. But what a
specimen David nik is. He nearly burst the kidney of
he threw the towel and he's like, I had an half.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Round enough to be paid. Hey, I noticed that when
I asked you good denied a fist bump from David
niekir as he came into that raised Robinson stood up
to sort it out.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
Yeah, he got it. He gone from the security guard. Yes,
I thought it was.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
No.

Speaker 8 (41:40):
No, it was security that saved his blushes after his
first was hanging out there like an old man nephy.
David Nika just completely blanked him, and then security felt
so sorry for him, he went back and bumped him.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
See, because that's what happens. A lot happens to me
because you you know, you talk to these people in
immediate you know, like you're interviewing them, and then you
assume you've become best mates and that you're the center
of their universe. But you're just one of four hundred
people they talked to about. So he's always going to
be left cold. Oh it's still so so cold.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Heyjelaane, can you tell me something you were there at
the on the night, how many females to males? Because
someone told me there's a there's the David Nick effecta
which has brought women into boxing all of a sudden,
more women are interested in boxing than have been essentially ever.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
Oh yeah, look, I mean there's no denying it was
a massive social sizzle, but there was a slightly larger
representation from the female contingent that was that I'm used
to it boxing events, but he's such a specimens to specimen,
he's like another he's like a different species, can be
the everyone else there. And it was just like, oh
here he come, here, come.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, and he looked good. He looked good and he
looked good.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
The third round knockout Gulaine. How about the rugby over
the week?

Speaker 8 (43:00):
Ken, Oh yeah, I'm scared for my life actually because
we told Brad Shields on the Agenda podcast that after
he wins the Shield, we'll give him a call. And
his words were, did you just curse us?

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (43:13):
And I said no, no, no, no no, and they lost.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It was a great game, though, That was a great game.
Finn's up.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
Yeah, Fin's up. I mean was going to defend it
it so well. I mean I had to say feeling
why we're going to take it. But now I've got
Brad Shields on the case, and he's a terrifying human.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah. Landsound Park was was rammed, rammed for the shield.
My beloved or Targer got their ass handed to them
by Miss County's manicou.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Miss County's men. She was she table sucking?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
What was she up to?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Last? She was doing a table suck at that's a
reference that very few people will get.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
You don't want her running it straight at Ye what
about the n r L, Yeah, a little bit. I
mean I had my hunch was on the Panthers Roosters
Friday night. It was on James Fisher Harris to score
and the Panthers to win. Got half of it, but
James Fish Harris didn't end up scoring. But the Panthers
just looked too good when it comes to the final time.

(44:14):
They're a terrifying team to play and they are hot
favorites to take out the Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I watched the Storm versus the Sharks, and the Storm
looked really good, although the Sharks were so ordn'ty she's
had a terrible game.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
But the Storm, she said, play, they're so fast. What
happens if you just leave the ball from kickoff to
go out the back? Well, what happens there? I have
no idea, because you've got a shark jumping up and
basically just tipping it over the back.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, so that's a goal line drop out of that situation.

Speaker 8 (44:45):
Right, Well, a better sports reporter I would know, Yeah,
but I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Your leak, see seems so simple. And then there's just
some gray areas that I still don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
I mean, look at the shrill anchor versus New Zealand
two thirty Sri Lanka paying two thirty the drawer and
four dollars New zeal It looks like it's raining for
all five days.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
It's okay though, because of the sixth day, it looked beautiful,
beautiful classic.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Thanks Guy laying up the Mat and Jerry Show podcast,
so you.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
See the story blowing up of the weekend. Jane's Addiction
have apologized after they canceled an upcoming show following an
on stage.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Brawl in Boston.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
In Boston, yeah, Dave Navarro and Perry Farrell had a
brawl punch up. Navarro fifty seven, who's about five to four,
Perry Farrell, who's sixty five. Yeah, sixty five and looks
like his face is about twenty two.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah. I was going to say Perry Farrell did not
look surprised that there was a punch up, but then again,
he hasn't had a facial expression for twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
No, it's a very strange bit of surgery that Perry
fair great New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, fantastic musician. We saw him play in Chicago, didn't
we Jerry. We saw the James Addiction play and Perry
Farrell very odd faces. It's plastics read in place.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
He looks like the Joker. Yeah, he looks vibe. But
their live shows are amazing. I mean that one that
we saw they had women, yeah, suspended through hooks into
their skin and they were flying out on ropes out
over the top of the stage. There were two or
three of them, I can't remember. Definitely more than one.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, for the Nothing Shocking song.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, and they were actually they had flesh howks.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah. Well that's interesting because Ocean Size is the song
the incident went down, and it's got this breakdown in
the middle of that song that goes throughever and Perry
Farrell's a little bit insane. By a little bit, I see,
I mean entirely insane, and he often starts ranting in
that bit and it goes forever. And the rumor is
that the rest of the brand are sick of the
renting and they try and rush through the musical breakdown

(46:46):
to get the show back on board. It's that right,
And Perry Farrell was annoyed because he he had crazy
stuff he wanted to say during the breakdown, as he does,
as he does, Yeah, I mean his thing.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
The other problem when we saw them play so Jane's
Addiction is their biggest hit. Everybody know sorr JJ says
is their biggest hit, And the problem is they now
do it kind of as a weird acoustic sort of
aversion and he can never remember the bit to come
in on.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah he comes in. It's only two chords that song
and timing when he comes in as a problem for
Perry Farrell.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
And the rest of the band looking, I'm like, oh god.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Years and years of huge amounts of drugs and alcohol
taken their toll. All I think nowadays is off all
of that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, he sort of has that drug survivor via doesn't
even part of his brain has been raised.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
So they've posted something on said we want to extend
a heartfelt apology to our fans for the events that
unfolded last night. As a result, will be canceling tomorrow
night's show in Bridgeport. Refunds will be issued at your
point of purchase.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Jane's Addiction.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, So hopefully they can patch it up because they're
actually a great, great band and a great live band.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Amazing, amazing. Yeah, I mean they've been going to nineteen
eighty five. I'm sure they can patch things up. Sixty five.
I'm surprised Perry fell sixty five.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
He was always quite old, even back in the day. Yeah,
you know, when you much older than the rest of
the band. But Dave Navara absolute wounder.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, great guitarist, back wounder. She's still playing with the
Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Nah, mate, I did that for a while, just on
one terrible album.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Now I don't one album now, Yeah, Matty.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Jeremy Wells The Mad and Cherry Show, It's a.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Thirty time for your radioheadecking news headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
The person has been detained after shooting near Donald Trump,
former president, is safe after gunshots were fired near one
of his golf courses in Florida, and AK forty seven
has been recovered.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Wow, Jesus and a K forty seven.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
The Crown's expected to give its lengthy closing address today.
And the high profile murder trial of Philip Pulkinghorn, the
Auckland eye doctor, is accused of murdering his wife, Pauline
Hannah the defense, claiming she took her own life.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Boy oh boy, has been one of the most interesting
trials if you can ever, if you've got time, read
Steve Brounes's right up on it in the Herald. They're
just so good. What's it been? Eight weeks? Eight weeks?
Eight weeks?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, long time to take out of your life as
a jury member, isn't it. I mean that's a long time.
I mean is that a problem?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Who? I mean that someone in the industry will know?
In the legal profession, is it a problem that you
can only get people that have eight weeks that they
can take off into juries.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Who has the time? Who has a job where they
can take eight weeks off?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I I don't know any I actually don't know a
single person. I mean even mash she's an intern. He
can't take eight weeks off. Who can take if you're retired? Obviously,
even then it's a massive commitment.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Well, it's been happening since three hundred and ninety nine
BC when Socrates was forced to take hemlock at his
trial because the only people that could turn up were
retired Greek soldiers really who hated hippies? Okay, so you know.
This problem has been going from long time.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Okay, and the Commonwealth Games Federation has endorsed Australia's offer
of a multi million dollar investment to support Glasgow's bid
to host the twenty twenty six edition. That follows the
state of Victoria pulling out over cost concerns. The event
has struggled to find a replacement. Commonwealth Games Australia says
it's willing to give Scotland millions of dollars to help
secure the future.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Of the Games.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
An amount has not been specified, but it's thought to
be around five million.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Well that's not much. Well yeah, but they did the
math on how much it was going to be to
hold the Commonwealth Games in Victoria and it was billions
of dollars and they were like, we're not going to
get a return on that. I think the Commonwealth Games
is going to have some problems going forward. You need
to strip it right back, do it in little turns.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
What about Kypoint, We can take it to corp boy
if you want to facility issues there. I'm trying to
think maybe where you can play I don't know, I
don't even know if there's a track a run, maybe
if you go kypo ring Europe, but of.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
A shared event a huge Is there a swimming pool there?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
What do you mean is that swimming?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
They're one of the beast Dudley.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Park, so twenty five meters though, wasn't it The cop
were aquatics in the twenty five meters that is twenty
five meters. Yeah, it's a short one, so you'd have
to double the links obviously, but that's fine. We can
deal with that. I have enough space, Desperatenedon could do
it at more and pul We've got a great height slide.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Where do they do the diving and just sort of
set up a set up.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I'll do that on the White Mate River.

Speaker 7 (51:19):
I'd say off the second bridge there, off the train bridge.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Off the do it to a copro with and do
it off the fun A falls.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
There's a long way to go, Kai, How the hell
would they have to get there? They go through Kitty
Kitty Nightmare.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
You'd been rubbing your face eight thirty seven on the
Mountain Jerry Show on Radio Haydeki. So we're just a
little bit of a PSA public service announcement here. If
you're considering getting absolutely wasted and then hopping on a
flight and causing some trouble. Just maybe have a bit
of a rethink. There was an Australian dude thirty three
year old who got on a jet Star flight, caused

(51:58):
a whole lot of problems. The plane had to turn
around and he got slapped with a six three hundred
dollars fine wow for being badly.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Behaved and told to play roughly three hundred dollars for
the fuel to turn around as well. Yeah, that's right. Wow.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
He doesn't care though, interestingly, so he came up the
plane he said, sorry guys, send in a message to
fellow passengers. When confronted by TV news supporters last year,
during the interview, he also flexed his biceps and said,
of course he would plead guilty because he wouldn't face
prison for the charges.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
He said, all it is just a fine and laughed
it off. Yeah, but he was still steamed to that point,
wasn't it was? He might not have woken up the
next day feeling so cool about himself.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
You kind of feel like part of the punishment should
also be that you have to run the gauntlet down
the center raile and people just smash their bags at
you as you go.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah, kind of a hostile situation. Throw their cookies at you. Yeah,
just you just run the gauntlet. Basically. Sorry, guys, it's
not the worst.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
It's not the most biggest fine that anyone's face. This
is a passenger. There was a British airline that find
a passenger one hundred and seventy two thousand dollars Wow
in twenty ninety for actions including trying to open plane
doors during a flight.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Now that don't do that. Yeah, that's a bad idea.
I was in a cruise on a cruise ship out
of Auckland, right. So we're on the cruise ship and
we're heading out and you go to bed at night,
and then we woke up in the morning we were
back in Aukland. We'd left, and it turned out that
this Australian guy again had got really really steam and
he'd jumped off and upper deck level down towards to

(53:32):
try and land in the pull but missed and put
his too shins up through his you know, his calves
up through his knees. Oh no, And so that had
to turn the whole boat around it and he got charged.
If I remember rightly. It was like thirty eight thousand dollars,
but he should have been charged more because it was
freaking annoying. Because you're out on a cruise and you go, oh,

(53:55):
where are we? You wake up and you're back in Auckland.
You haven't gone anywhere. That part of his muppet has been.
They've had to take them off the boat.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Yeah, I mean it does cost a lot to move
on of those one of those boats from place to place.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Imagine the fuel. Yeah, so I gotta be careful getting
steamed there, although I've seen a friend of mine was
on a flight out of Sydney and he'd been drinking
heavily because the flight, we all had been because the
flight had been delayed, and he ended up vomiting on
the drinks card as it as it came down the
aisle and they I'm talking to you, Joe, if you're listening,

(54:27):
not Joe, Jerry, And they didn't turn the they didn't
turn the plane around for that.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
So it has to be pretty full on. No, I
guess it's not a bad place to spear. If you're
going to spear on something, you may as well spear
on the drinks. Trially, you can take it around the
back and clean it up. I wasn't bitter than the carpet.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I wasn't eavery that I was wenting for a drink,
which I was denied because you didn't need a drink.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
No, definitely drinking for hours? Yeah, well they fly also,
I love your justification. It was like the flight was
delayed so we had to get drunk.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
It was just what was light and what is he
going to do? Yeah? Sure, yeah, but anyway, be careful
on the plane and listen to you have to. You
have to follow the instructions of the crew. Right, it's
menditated by mandated by the Flying Council of New Zealand,
is something. Yeah, yeah, all right one.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Wells, that's jerumy.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Lasting.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Then Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
There's anyone else who've been in this situation before. I'm
currently embroiled in a TV series and I can't get
out of it. I'm locked down. I'm on I'm on
show number seven. It turns out that there are three
bloody seasons of the show.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
What's the show?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
It's called Keeping Faith. It's on TV Plus. Right, It's
a wounding.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Show out of out of Wales. It's a Welsh crime
drama or that sounds like we'll be right up your alley.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I love that sort of stuff normally, because I was
big on Happy Valley, which was a like a Northern
English crime drama that I liked. This one again has
got police corruption and stuff like that involvement. I love
a bit of police corruption. What was the one that
we like with the bent Coppers, line of Judy, line
of Judy showers all over that? But this one came
with a recommendation from Tolsey's mum and about threeps to

(56:11):
my better judgment, I first episide. I said this is rubbish, Tzi,
We've got to pull out of this, and she said, no, no,
mum's really highly recommended. I was like, since when there's
your mum ever recommended anything good? Anyway, we'll stick with it.
I got about three EPs in and now I hate
every second of it.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
But I can't. I'm now six or seven EPs in
when I'm trapped. Why can't you stop watching it?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I need to know what happens. Well, just look that
up on Wikipedia or something. Because the thing is, you
only have so much time on this planet, Jerry. You
got to lean into finish. You you're not gonna be
You're not gonna live forever. You don't want to waste
your life watching a series that you don't love. There's
plenty of stuff out there that's good.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I just want to see if there's anyone that's got
the highlights of it, because it's quite good in the
highlight form. But the problem is there's these really long
bits with really slow piano music where Faith, who's the
lead character, just looks off into the distance all the time.
That's what's driving me nuts. They're looking off into distance
with the piano.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Well, there used to be a thing when a lot
of these concepts will be made into movies. I'm not
saying it with this one. I don't know anything about
this one, but they're an idea that sort of fits
a two hour movie, but then they try and extend
it out into an eight episode streaming series, and as
a result, they have to pump it full of so
much fill it just to extend it out. It's called
Netflix bloat, where they just they don't quite have enough

(57:27):
story to keep going. I just finished watching the TV
show Jeff Goldblummell I fricking Love and he's brilliant it
and I've really enjoyed the series. It's called Chaos, fantastic
series about if Greek God still ruled the world in
the modern age, set around crete an Olympia. It's a
really good series. But something that really bugs me, and
this isn't a spoiler, but you watch eight episodes and

(57:50):
they're not going at any kind of pace, and you
get to the end of the eight episodes, get to
the end of the story with no guarantee there's going
to be another series, and it just leaves it hanging.
Oh God, and you go, do they actually have an
end to this or not? Or are they just trying
to get another commission for another series? But either way,
if I've spent that much time watching eight one hour episodes,

(58:10):
then I want some kind of bow wrapped on it.
And it's tied up. And if there's not another series,
that doesn't matter that there's a complete story here.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
It's a televisual slash cinematic old man's nappy it is.
It just leaves your hanging like an old man's nappy, And.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
It could take two years for them to make the
next series if they do it all. Yeah, yeah, it
should have a warning, does not tie it up with
a nice bow at the end of this series and
gag you so you know, I.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Was terrified with us keeping focus. God, we're going to
get through another four episodes of this and then all
of a sudden I realized there's another two series. I'm like, no, no,
I might die before this finishes.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Man, I used to be.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Sort yourself out. Then three minutes to nine on the
Matten Jerry Show. Thanks for listening to The Mat and
Jerry Show. Have a lovely day to day podcasts out
at eleven am this morning.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Excited about this talking to a retired in New Zealand
pilot Captain Grant Walker, We're gonna get all the dirt
on auto pilot and.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Or the little tricks. What really happens when they switched
to auto pilot on a night flight.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
That's when people get their stripes. That's what it's called.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Really, yeah, it's called.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
In your stripes when you make it with a captain.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
What I can tell you was Captain Grant Walker speaking
has one of the smoothest voices in the air. He's
got it over buttery. I'll tell you what Captain Scott Buttery.
Yeah he'll know Buttery.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Of course he'll know Keptain Scott Butteries.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
He's not hard on the stike Walker, We'll get a
soft on the steak.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Keptain Scott Butttery the greatest of an EIGHTR pilot this
country's ever known, although he does ram it in like
a tent pig.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I was privileged to be on Grant walker Speaking's final
flight and I can tell you he landed you it's
the smoothest landing. Was a smoothest silk.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah. Well, sometimes when they ram it in, it's because
they've got a cross wind and they just want it
on the ground.

Speaker 7 (59:59):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Sometimes do you think you've had a terrible landing, but
you've actually it's actually sometimes safer to just ram it
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Thanks for listening to the Matt and Jewis shirt. We'll
see you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Have a lovely day, all right then, seem busy. That
is the Breakfast Show Live.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
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(01:00:42):
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Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
No, no, no,