Jeremy Wells's Electricity Bill - The Radio Highlights Pod September 3

On the radio show today, we find the FOUR PILLARS OF ELECTRICITY BILLS, and we talk about plane etiquette - should you be able to take your shoes AND socks off?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
Trade Jerry Breakfast, Mad Jerry Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Good morning, Welcome along to the Mountain Jerry Show. It's
Tuesday and the date is the third of September twenty
twenty four. Man name is Jeremy Wells and this is Manheim.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
We've got a huge show for you today, including the
world's largest pajama parney.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
That reminds me of my world record that I set
a couple of years ago at the AMP show Grounds
in christ Us there the world's largest leap frog.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Forget you failed?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Well no, and it turns out that we didn't fail.
But no, no, we fail?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Didn't we do?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You failed?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
So?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Was this a world record attempt, this world's largest pj
slumber party?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Or is it just I don't know? Yeah, and this
time it was successful?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
This one oh really well? Makes it successful? Just the
amount of numbers of years?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, sexy pl flights, I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Tragically, tragically for your attempted world record the world's largest
leap frog. Yes, someone didn't do the math.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, no one did the math. But hopefully someone's done
the math on this slumber party, and hopefully the numbers
do chick out in that form all.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I tell you what this one isn't in North Canterbury.
You see. Part of the problem was people in North
Canterbury lazy. They didn't actually look up the book. That
nobody had a copy of the Guinness World Record.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes they had one, but it was what someone got
for Christmas in ninety ninety one. I didn't realize they
were updating it every year.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I mean, and it was a shambles. I've seen footage
of you attempting that world record leap frog thing.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Is there any footage of this the slumber party shut out?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I know why you want footage of the sun. We'll
try and trick on some footage before we talk about
this later on. I don't cut it out. I don't
know exactly what's going on there.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
So have you seen this latest image of Titanic?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Team nice? I like, hey, you didn't use the VA Yeah. No.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I recently listened to that six million part series from
the Rest is History podcast on Titanic. They talked a
lot about THEA and now it's just Titanic. But yeah,
there was an image from twenty ten and then there's
an image that's been compared with twenty twenty four recently,
and it turns out the rail, you know, the front

(02:12):
part of.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Titanic, the bit that Jack and rose do a Jack
and rose on.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, the bit that they do the Jack and Rose on.
Turns out that but it's fallen away.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Ah, that's because they were leaning on it.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
They had the safety rail up there.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
They listened it, Thank god for that.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Were they allowed up there? No, people weren't actually allowed
up there, were they?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, No, So she's decaying away, but I suppose that's
going to happen. Nineteen twelve Titanic went down.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's a long time ago, one hundred and twelve years, one.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hundred and twelve years sitting at the bottom of the ocean,
and I believe that they have decided they're going to
do a bit of a special send something down and
thermo image it.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Ah. Yeah. They found a really cool thing on the
like a was it a statue of dionysies that just
fell out And they just managed to find that the
other day, big bronze dionysis down there.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
How much time do we spend pistick around down the
bottom of that.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
We love it. We absolutely love Titanic. We can't get
enough of it. It's just leave it alone. Everyone's down here.
You've got James Cameron down in a stupid sub every
five minutes. Yeah, poor people trying to go and visit
it and the sub collapses in on it.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Just let it be the Yeah, Well, the loss of
that railing, of course, you know, famous railing, A lot
of that's got to do a Titanic. The movie was
discovered the fact that it's falling aways discovered during a
series of dives by underwater robots this summer.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Hold under the railing. Keep your eyes closed, don't be
a step up under the rail. Hold on, hold on,
keep your eyes clawed. You trust me at question, hold your.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Eyes are you're not flying? I'm flying. That's a that's
a ship. Now you're on a ship. You mup at house.
She thought she would flying. He's not flying. She thought
she was flying domestically on an at seventy two or
Something's just not a messive ship.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Idiot listening back to that. Not a great audio from Cameron.
It's not compassing.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
That they're speaking about this quietly on this So you
are you're being yelling bloody noisy you mate that that's
because you don't understand romance, and romance is delivered in
whispery tones.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's the problem with that. Yeah, anyway, it's decaying away.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's going to be gone soon. Get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
The Mas Jerry Show podcast coming up later on The
Matta Jury Show from seven till nine. What we normally
do on a Tuesday, as we find the four pillars
of something. This is what we do on Tuesdays, and
this morning though we haven't we haven't settled on a topic.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
No, we have a lot one and have we met
He's just by the way. If you're wondering, we're medi is.
He's just popped out of the he's had something on
the shelf one morning that he's had to get rid of.
And maybe we're thinking maybe the four pillars of of ablutions.
But it's a little bit grim, isn't it really? For
a Tuesday. I know we're a little bit desperate Fridays.
We're not that desperate, are we?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I don't think we're that desperate.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Speaking of here he is, Mattie, You all good, all
good in their mate.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
You got that little off the shelf off the ship.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
We're not going to do the four pillars of a
ballutions that would be.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
We're still trying to work out what four pillars.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, we're just saying that we do the four pillars
on Tuesdays, but we haven't. We haven't settled on a
topic at the stage.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Well, I was thinking one when I was in the
bathroom years Okay, but I'm just gonna I'll work on
it with you behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, we're gonna workshop it.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, let's workshop. It's not really I don't think it's
ready to be presented to the audience just yet.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You want to take it offline.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I want to take it off line and then then
launch it properly when we've got a lot of ducks
in the row. Okay, let's do that.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
In the moment, Matt and Jerry Show Radio had.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
It j Deadlinings from six until night, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Than that and Jerry Show Podcast Tuesday's Days where we
look for the four pillars or something? Someone suggested here
on three four eight three, which is our text number,
what are the four pillars of the four pillars? We
can't go there, We can't go there.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's the last four pillars. We'll ever do as that way.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, four pillars of four pillars. But anyway, this morning
we'd be workshopping behind the scenes trying to work out
of four pillars and you reckon, you've come up with something.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah. With power prices going up in New Zealand's controversy
around how much we've been charged for power electricity, we're
today and this is bloody exciting. This is huge. People
are getting pretty excited about this. I can see three
four eight three firing up.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, before you announce it,
there's everyone sitting down.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
There's going to be a surge and power usage. They're
going to have to release more energy onto the grid
with the amount of people that are having to charge
their phones after texting and so much to three four
eight three and using the talk peck function on the
Heart RADIOPP. When we hear this one is everyone sitting down, yep.
Today's four pillars is the four pillars of electricity bills.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
It's gonna be cute.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I've got the dial.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Move there, three four O three eight hundred headach you
you can text us something by the text the talk
gave function on the iHeart radio app. Coming up after
six City the Wonderful World of the World's Largest Pajama Party.
This is the met In Jerry Show Radio.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
Had again Jerry and Matt Wells and his Suns on
the podcasting radio on six until nine that in Cher Sure.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Matty Jeremy Wells the Maiden Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's sixtenty one. Time for your Radiohodaking news headlines Worth Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Wells new ze It on first MP Shane Jones has
had a talking to from Attorney General Judith Collins, who's
in trouble after calling a High Court judge a communist
concern that talented young people will skip tertiary education as
graduate confidence hits new lows and new survey reveals only
nineteen percent of UNI students feel very confident about their

(08:25):
job prospects, the lowest ever recorded.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's interesting because I was watching the news last night
and they said christ Church, Wellington and Auckland all had
record open days at the universities. Christ Church is the
place to go now, isn't it? To UNI? People are
very excited about kind of christ Church. Yeah, more than
so than Dunedin these days.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I've had some friends who have sent their kids to
christ Church Enderning actually and christ Chich seems to you
can still get that kind of away vibe without having
kind of a horrific part. Yeah, right, do you know
what I mean? Dunedin's still culture very much of it's
full party, worth a little bit of work, whereas christ

(09:05):
Church is party and a bit of work as well.
And you can live by the university and it's not
quite as scody.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's lovely around the university there, and christ Church isn't.
It's a beautiful part of town. Yeah, and the weather
is a bit better more than Danedan get out of town.
What Danedan's got the best weather in the cup? How
dare you're still running that bloody line?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Dear you? And the NFL kicks off its regular season
this Friday. Two time defending Super Bowl champions Kansas City
hosts the Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, exciting my fantasy league. Finkle Cluture are having our
draft on Wednesday. Finkle Clutchure, We're having our draft on Wednesday. Yeah,
it becomes all encompassing for me.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, He'll be constantly on his phone looking at his team.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
And is it Mondays?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
As Mondays the big day where you're sitting there.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm constantly refre your fantasy yep.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah on Big Day on Sunday, which plays out on
Monday for us.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Okay. May I love American sports in the NFL, and
I've got a hunch it's a same game multi. The
Kansas City Chiefs are going to open this season with
a win. Travis Kelcey will score a touchdown, sure right,
and ol Patrick Mahomes will have plus two hundred and
seventy five passing yards.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay, that's a possibility, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's paying five thirty three at the tab, so it'll
turn one hundred bucks into five hundred and thirty three
if it all comes through. Not bad, all right?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
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Speaker 5 (10:49):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
The Wonderful World of the World's largest pajama Party.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Geez sucked the life out of the Swedish furniture company
IKEA has gathered two thousand and fifty two employees and
its first ever store to hold the world's largest pajama buddy.
It was hot, so they broke the Gunnis world record

(11:21):
for the largest gathering of people wearing two piece pajamas.
Got to be two piece pajamas, not nude at a
single venue at the store in elm Hit that was
IK's first ever outlet, opened back in nineteen fifty eight.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, there are four hundred and seventy three IK stores
in sixty three countries now.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Not one here though, yeah, is there now? No they
going to open one. I think they are going to
open one year, so they've held off.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Okay, so obviously the reason that they're running in pajama
parties because they are focused on bedroom decors.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Of course, yes, but it's not really pajama party if
you don't stay a night. What this is is a
bunch of people in pajamas and a kapak as. Sorry
as I'm concerned, I would say a pajama party involves
everyone having to have a pillow and sleep somewhere, you.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Know, Okay. Well. Fred riica Inger, managing director of i
KA Sweden, said we're shrilled about this collective effort coming
together to highlight the importance of sleep.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, well they're not a sleep out. They standing in
a CAMPI.

Speaker 8 (12:23):
Good sleep benefits everyone, and we believe that by prioritizing it,
we can genuinely make a big difference. Small adjustments like
choosing to write, pillow or lighting can lead to big improvements.
Our goal is to make these improvements accessible to everyone,
because good sleep should be blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Blah blah blah blah blah advertising for a krek.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
It's it's sort of a like I care, isn't it.
They've sort of got all the bits of a pajama party,
but they haven't really put them.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Together for you.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
We've got pajamas, we've got people. You're in a car park.
There's some titty beers, but they're all sort of floating
around with a poor instruction manual.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I'm just zoning in on this particular photo because there's
a photo of heaps people on blue pajamas, and there's
there's two thy fifty two people there, and if you
actually just zone on ship. There's a lot of hotties
in them. There's a lot of hotties in there. What
is it about the Swedes? Yeah, there really are.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast, The Mountain Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I've got a question for you guys. Can you make
fatty sounds by putting your hands together?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, I can't know.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I was always wanted to be able to do that.
I can't do the I can't do the one.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Oh okay, no, that's your armport. Just to be very
clef to people listening at home right now, Jurrys figured
out the almper cart.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Well, there's a guy called, excuse me, what's his name?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Sorry, dishlm.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
How do you? How do you spell dish.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
D e r c h A e l M?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
How it sounds? Okay, so do yeah, Sloan dishume.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
He's great at making futty sounds with his hands, and
he's also great.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
At it's clapping. What a great skill.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
And he has recorded himself with nothing but his hands
performing a hand fart cover of the Police classic Every
Breath You Take you know the song? Fantastic song, but creepy.
That stalking girl probably wouldn't get away with it now,

(14:46):
and it's quite impressive. What dish it's done with his hands?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Okay, so dish sloom. What's what's his background? Dou shlom?
What else has he done?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
This is it?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
This is the only thing.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
This is all he's achieved. He's been living his life,
but it's more than you've ever done. Has he been
living his life? Is he a musician? I don't know
a lot about dishdom, to be fair, but I think
this is his first day in the sun. What he's
done with us? Done with his hand? Farts? Okay? Are

(15:22):
we ready for it? Okay, so just to be aware,
we're about to play some moody on. It's all made
by dish hands. There's nothing else involved. You're ready, Okay,
let's do it?

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh okay, so he's gone. So not a single sound
other than hands.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, hands and claps?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
How is he making it? He pit shifted everything slightly?
How's he in tune?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Is this really good?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I mean a note is just how fast you squeeze
the air out? So he's just been spined a lot
of his life. He's really getting in control of his
hand fast.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I thought, rud it was a great musician who does
our inrois and outros here on The Mantain Jerry Show.
But wow, consume the guy's a genius.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
It is.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I doubted you you're getting of this break all right?
I seriously thought, oh no, what is this? What is
this crap? I know you've wheeled out some crapit eight
minutes to seven, But actually that is amazing.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, he's the best of battles.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Well, apparently he's also done something else. Has just come
through my ear saying he's also worked on I wanted
what song?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Ruder? Sorry? Mate?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Apparently he's also done a vision of I Want to Know.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
What lover is?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
That he was playing along to something.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
See that's a bit different. That's almost a cover, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
But he's good.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
He's bloody good, he's pet perfect and he's certainly outstadium's doing.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
This now.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
The Mation Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
That was impressive before from Dershlim with every breath you
take with it, the hand farts.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
He's a substart dish.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah here he is. That's great skill. People might just
pass it off as a novelty, but nextial fact that
takes great musicals.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh ability there is nothing novelty about this. This is
at its highest form.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Texas just came in on three four eight three eight
seven two who said I would love to see Dershlim
against g Lane for gold medal clap off at the
next Olympics. Two different styles but both highly effective. I
don't want to see a clap off between acc Here,
g Lane and Dershlim.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
There's no subtlety in the G Lane clapping.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Oh my god. So for people who don't know acc
Here g Lane is the only man I've ever known
to be exited from a nightclub for clapping. He's been
kicked out of clubs, parties, bars for clapping too vigorously.
His clap is punishing to all around. Where's Douchelim live?
A subtlety coming out? After seven o'clock we'll look into

(18:35):
the four pillars of electricity bills. This is on the
back of electricity prices being high than they've ever been. Yeah,
one vote on three for three eight hundred. Hardeki as
one of them.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Did you turn your lights off in your room? Boys,
well go upstairs and turn them off, all right? And
in the bathroom, hey, apparently he did. Tawl rails cost
you a huge amount per year, Is that right?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I think I leave mine home all the time.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, Like if you're running at my house, I'm running
three heat to tower rails. That's a big exponence of
just having those bad boys rolling all the time.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Also coming up plane etiquette, who gets to claim the
spear seat on a flight? And a number of other
things that people do on planes will work out whether
they're right or wrong. This is the Mat and Jerry
Show Radio head Kite.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mat and Jerry
Show Podcast, Jelly He Was.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Matt O Hacky Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Jermy and Matt.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Welcome on to the Mantain Jury Show. The date is
the third of September twenty twenty four and it's a Tuesday.
Nice to have your whippers this morning.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
With a lot of good stuff coming up, including some
plane etiquette, who gets to claim the spear seat on
a flight? And we're going to lean into the four
pillars of your electricity bill because prices are up the
bloody shoot, don't they.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
You can vote on three for three oh one hundred herdacue.
You can send us a talkback message on your iHeartRadio
at that's the little button with the microphone. We'll announce
it before nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Drinking. A few were on a flight that a lot
of smoke was coming out of the engine. Jerry, how
do you think you would behave? Do you think you'd
behave like a man? Or do you think you'd scream
and have a panic attack.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'd panic.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I go.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
All the way until that ended. You're messy, You're no same, Yes, scream.
I may even get up out of my seat and
run around, pulling my hair out, just to create drama.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Whip your shirt off, pull your hair out, run around screaming.
It's a good strategy.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Then, Mat and Jerry Show podcast this.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Morning, we're looking for the four pillars of electricity burl
power price to keep going up and energy companies making
massive profits.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
At the moment.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
You would expect that they're pretty big companies. Yeah, well
with massive asset bases. So in June we found the
four pillars of domestic flights. The four pillars are something
that we do on the met In Jerry Show. We
try and find the four quintessential things related to a topic.
The four Pillars of domestic Flights was in New Zealand,
charging exorbitant prices because they're virtually no competition, squeezing ten

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gage's into overhears, the safe ten bucks, seeing an absolute
hotly boarding the plane and hoping you're sitting next to them,
and New Zealand's premier domestic pilots, Captain Scott Buttery ramming
an ATR into the runway like a tent pe during
a windy landing and Nates.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Very specific they were very good. Four pillars, those ones
and setemberlast year we found the four pillars of exercise.
Signing up to a long gym membership, you're going twice
exercycle being used as a closes ram, slamming a burger
thinking I'll start on Monday, turning up to the beach
with a terrible rick.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
All right, let's get into the four pillars of electricity
burls four pillars of ultracy. One would have to be
this has just coming throw on three for three. One
would have to be getting free appliances when you sign up,
but actually having to pay more in your power to
pay them off. Or another one smart meters that aren't
actually that smart. What's a smart meter?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I don't know anyone, I don't know what a smart meter.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Is it one that you have a card and you
pay for it? Is it like pay as you go
sort of thing? Is that what a smart meter is? Ruder?

Speaker 9 (22:36):
Isn't it just how they used to have someone come
around and look at your power box? But now they
can just do it remotely?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Ah can they?

Speaker 9 (22:44):
Yeah, they can just do that remotely now as long
as it's been I think our house was built twenty
sixteen and we've got a smart meter and they can
just check it. Yeah, this thing called the internet.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Power companies must be quite smart because my friend run
than bloody ev and they don't let you charge your
electric vehicle using any of the power deals, know, you know,
the the off peak deals or the powerless day deals.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Somehow can they tell? How can they tell that you're
charging a bloody tesla as opposed to just running vacking?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I must use a lot of power.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Speaking of using a lot of power, you must use
a lot of power at your giant ponts to be
mentioned me. Yeah, what's your power bill?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'll tell you a month. Let me have a lot
here it is here? Interesting, okay, it is? Did it
last month? Six hundred and seventy nine dollars forty cheese
that much?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Well, sorry, I'm just looking at mine. Mine at one
of my houses is three hundred and fifty seven and
at the other one is three hundred and two.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, so you're you're the same as me, but you're
across two. That's inefficient.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Now, Masha, you're in a flatting situation that involves a
lot of people firing Goldie fan heaters and running you know,
multiple things in their bedrooms. Yeah, and trying to get
the most of the power bill for themselves. So what's
your one o.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, we're sitting about five sixty for last month, five
sixty dollars and eighty cents for five people in a
flat last month.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, five people on a flat or year. We've got four,
five adults. I mean, just the story.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
We're not great at turning things off in our flat.
You know that we've got headed floors, which we make
the most of in their bathrooms. I've also got headed
tower rails that we make the most of us.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yes, so someone might not this three four eight three.
I read the articles somewhere, but I can't find it again.
Saying how expensive heated towel rails are.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Oh someone, is that you playing a major part of
my power builder heading Toweril?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Are you running a dryer meshy like a closes dryer?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, electric clothes run yeah, not really No, yeah, I'm not.
Those will bloody, they'll bloody costume, that'll suck, I'll.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Suck the gas up. I think the heated floor, you know,
because you've got a lot of people with heated floors.
You've got the little computer thing you don't want to
operating twenty four seven. I think that creap. Have you
got yours operating thirty four seven? Or you got your
turning on in the morning and then ten off in
the middle of it and then turning back on again
at night.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, I think that's what my headed floor is doing that.
But I have got my tower ail umpment. Yeah, we've
got that tower.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I'm struggling to operate the controller on my headed floor,
so fires up a bit, fires up between about eleven
thirty pye and about three point thirty, and it's cold
by the time.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Agin, I know all about that. I found the manual
made a huge difference.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Who would have thought, because it's really confusing.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
There's some buttons on there It's like that makes no sense.
That but mat icon doesn't relate to anything.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Butter shopping the bill to get more money from your
flatmates is the sexter.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
And three threat throng than that and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Podcast this morning, we're looking for the four pillars of power.
Bells is on the back of car prices being hired
and I've ever been in New Zealand at the moment
and Kushler is on the line. Good morning, Kushler, Welcome
to the show. What are your suggestions, cutter.

Speaker 10 (25:50):
Fellers, I have so many suggestions. Being among the teenage
toy Oh so yeah, just you know, obviously they leave
an oil heater on or not for your electric blake
keets or the fridge door open and put their football
boots and the dryer stripe.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh wow.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (26:10):
So our cowboy is a little astronomical through what to time,
not for the fear of being cold, but just the
fact that teenage boys use what's of power? That's my
ready way? Teenage boys?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Are they running? Are they running more than one shower day?
Have you got showering boys?

Speaker 10 (26:26):
Mate? Yes, it's a hot, hot shower. But whether they're
cleaning themselves or not. As another story.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Don't want to know about that, you don't want to
tell you. At least they are showering.

Speaker 10 (26:35):
Yeah, thankfully. Well, yes, they ticked that off the mum.
So there's so long nagging from me for that.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Do you bother telling them to turn lights off? Because
when I was a kid and my parents always going
to turn the lights off when you leave the room.
But I think people have just given up the ghosts
because on the lights, because we're just burning so much
more electricity in other areas of the house that one
light bulb being left on doesn't really make a difference.

Speaker 10 (26:56):
I'd like to think. And you know the fact that
we're spending ten dollars on these lights help that apparently
have teen your lifestands and shape world and you know,
use low energy not so much. It's probably closing doors
in the kitchen, but that's another.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Pillar closing doors behind you. Good luck getting teenage boys
to do any of that sort of At least you
got them in the shower crushler. At least they don't
stink having a look here. Actually, mayre she's so, which
home appliants has used the most electricity for average New
Zealand households heating and coaling forty five to fifty percent.

(27:29):
So that's the largest the largest use in your house
water heater of twelve percent, so Kushler's, Kushler's teenagers there
twelve percent. Lighting nine to twelve.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh wow, so the lighting is using quite a lot,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Refrigerator eight percent. We can't do much about that.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Washer and dryer five percent. That's not much.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, well, how much is the washer really using it?
And mainly the dry one electric other than three dishwasher two,
TV and cable box two. So it's you, it's your
heating up your houses.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah right, okay, we'll just put a bloody jusey on
what it actually just killed you instead of heating your house,
just to put another put a hotdie on or something
with some socks.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
No.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the mad In Cherry Show.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's seventh thirty times for you. Alreadio hod Achi News
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
A cycling group is rubbish and claims that cycle lanes
are nice to have. Transport Minister Simim Brown has halved
funding for walking and cycling tracks, saying there needs to
be less money going into cycle ways.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Jerry, did you just read a cycling group is rubbish?
Claims that cycling lanes they're nice to have a cycling group.
What else are they going to say? I mean, that's
not the people you.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Ask right, Well, what about this? A walking group sees
the suspension of beams operating license as a win. The
e bike and e scooters have been taken off the
streets in Wellington and Auckland. Alan Blake from the Walking
group says people need to know if they're not going
to fall over. Scooters will be bumped by.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
People when you're walking. To these people walking, they're a
walking group. If they're a walking group, they're all about
walking on a pace that they're going out that they
can't change directions when they see an e scooter on
the pavement. The advocates for walking, well, you just walked
out to get yourself for coffee. So are you part
of a walking group? You just an amateur walker.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I wish I knew that there's a walking group and
I'd love to be a part of one, but no,
I'm not part of a walking group. I just walk.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Walking groups and cycling groups just have a live and
let live attitude like Why do walking groups anti scooters?
Just you do your walking, let other people do this
scooting and everyone can just be happy.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
What are cycling groups? What's their feeling on the scooter community.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
They're at each other's throats. It's like gang warfare out there.
Do they not like, Oh my god, if a cycling
group comes across an east scooter then it is all
on and then you know, then then the walking group
comes through. Basically, basically scrap.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Are you allowed to skateboard and cycling lanes?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
She'll be allowed to. What I really don't like is
people that are in cycling lanes and get really really
angry about other people in cycling lanes after you know,
bikes shared roads for the longest time and expected everyone
to be very friendly to them on their on their
on the road. You eat the cycling lane and people
on bikes yelling at people walking in the cycling lane.
Seen it quite a bit. It's like, mate, just go around,

(30:25):
it's all right.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I got told off the other day for being not
on the cycling lane. Oh really, Yeah, for being on
the road by my car window I pulled un get
on the cycling lane. Oh really, I was just I
was riding down down a hell.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, sometimes they don't like the cycling.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't want to go on a cycling lane. Do
I have to go on a cycling lane?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
So what's the rule there? Yeah, I don't know, because
there's like there. I was going in a cycling lane
the other day and I rode through. I think people
do this on purpose, And it's not a bad technic
if you hate, if you hate cycles and cycling lanes,
but someone has smashed a bottle and there was glass
and I just rode straight through some glass and a
cycle lane, which is the worst thing you could ever do.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Bike.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I've got a flat tire and might e bike at
the moment, right, it could have been the same sort
of situation, might have been the same break and bottle.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, And so I'm like, I don't want it. And also,
do you know what freaks me out about cyclelones? You
know how they've got the big curbs, Yeah, you know
how they've got the giant things. I'm scared that if
I fall over, I'll smash myself on one of those curbs.
I don't kind of like the idea of the curbs
on both sides, it's quite narrow.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
This person says, you don't see me driving my car
down the cycle lane because I don't like the road.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I actually i'd like.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
To see that. Someone said I just saw a patched
scooter rider. So we're right. There is wow no love
lost between the cycling group, the walking group and the
scooter officionado.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I really do live in a siloed world and the
all Blacks have excepted. South Africa's apology around the hark
of being drowned out by music five weeks and a plane.
It's to turn his piece Ellis Park in the Weekend
has been blamed apparently after the play button was hit
when a sound engineers took the crowds cheering.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
As the n Yeah there's no disrespect meant. So New
Zealand still paying two fifty South Africa one fifty for
this game in Cape Town.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
That's good eating on the kiwis the Mats and Jerry
Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
So there's an article on the Herald yesterday, a review
for Emirates the airline what it's like to fly seventeen
hours an economy class from Auckland to Dubai. Seventeen hours
on a plane, it.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Says, frying seventeen hours you Nemorich. Economy from Auckland to
you buys better than expected, great service and decent meals,
but leg room and the three four three seat configuration
can make it cramped.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Three four three three on the outsides, four through the middle.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, let's standard. That's what you always get on those flights.
Three four three.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, although with the Dreamliner, I think you go three
three three, don't you, do you? I think so?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
A BIG's a number of questions about playing etiquette, and
I'd like to put those two, you gentlemen and our
listeners on three four eight three. It's acceptable to take
your shoes off, but how about your socks?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Sure, of course. Well, I mean it's but weird if
someone sitting beside you, if you're an economy class and
someone's got their socks off, But as long as they
don't stink, I'm not really going to worry that much.
But why would you need to take why would you
need to run beerfeet?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Who runs bear feet on a plane on a long
hol on a seventeen hour Because you get.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Those little little sock lots. You'll get given some sock lots.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
It gets tough around the area of birkenstocks as well,
doesn't it, because of course you're not far away from
a barefoot already with the birkenstock, if you're traveling with
the birkenstock. But I'm thinking no, I'm not a big
fan of seeing a beer foot on the plane.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
If you don't.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
What about shorts where someone's wearing shorts short, pretty short,
and then they've got their beer leg touching yours, No
how short, like like, well.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I don't need skin on skin from the strangers.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
So it's on a leg, doesn't it, Daisy Jerke's or
Lee shorts, I would say same as feet.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Depends on the leg, like a big hairy leg and
a pair of and a pair of daisy jokes. No,
probably not. But the other thing is with a foot.
If it was so your foot, then looking down and
seeing your foot with the giant gap between your big
toe and your thing, I'd rather not see.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
That, mate. I saw your foot yesterday we were shooting
an advertisement and you had to put your foot by
my hand and I'm just going to say, I don't
know what the name of the toe is, but it's
one of the ones in the middle, and it was
a disaster. It's like, have you heard of now kloppers?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Jeremy O your toes, Jerry your toes coming.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Under the micro pedicured same.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, but no, he's running a horrific operation down there.
I have already seen much sun recently. You just said,
unsopped feet on the arm rest of the seat in
front of you. No, what on the arm like through
to the arm rest of the seat in front of you.
Oh my god, No, no, you can't. You can't invade
the rest of the seat in front of you. Get
out of town. That's even asking that question. The person

(35:02):
that asked it should be should be shunned from society.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
What about this though, So I've got reasonably long legs. Yeah,
And if I'm sitting in an economy class and I'm
putting my head, it doesn't it doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
We're talking fantasy.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I'm sitting in an economy class and I'm putting my
feet and I'm stretching out my legs. They go all
the way to the you know, there's a bit of
metal that's just underneath it's underneath the front of your seat.
They go all the way to there. And sometimes I
touched the foot of the person who's in front of
me because they have their legs sitting backwards underneath their seat.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, we know it to playing foot seat with the
person in front of you the legs as well.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
How far am I allowed to put my feet under?
Like what's my what's my real estate? And what's there?
Where is the real estates?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
It's a good question because if you're sitting there, you
might put your feet slightly under your seat a little
bit backwards for compan that's it. But I would say
that you can't go any further than the lip of
their seat.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, so if you if you go straight down, if
you went straight down from the end of your seat,
then that's your territory forward. Yeah, all the way to
the straight down of the next time, I believe. So
that kind of makes sense to me. But I think
as well, I guess you got to work it out
between you and these.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Because you're allowed to ram a bag up there were
up there.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I don't shove a bag up shove a bag up.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
There, you know you can't, but some people, but you're
allowed to shove a bag up there, and that bag
will go right to that that territory of the other person.
I came moving on. Is it wrong to drape your
long hair over the seat back TV of the person blind?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Depends?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
That depends on the here. I mean it doesn't, it does?
It does? It doesn't dready disgusting here No, but if
it's beautiful, timiate here, then look, it might just make
your seventeen hours, which you just.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Like curtain's side to watch the TV make a gap
in the hit For pretty much all of this question
that pony hard like John Key, for all.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
These questions that Jerry's answering here, it's essentially no unless
you're a bit of a hotti.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
What he's saying, it's very sexual focus there. Should your
toddler rome the aisles unaccompanied? Yep, let it go, no
problems there. Let it in the cock bit, it's fine.
Does the person in the middle seat get both armrests? Yes,
if you're in a three across seating set up on
a plane, the window passenger gets the window and the
window side arm rest, The aisle passenger gets the ale

(37:19):
arm rest, and the middle passenger gets to decide how
they'd like to use the two in the middle. All right, then, okay, what.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
About flossing on a plane? In your seat, no okay,
no flossing your toes, no okay. Matt and Jerry Show
already had a.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Laden Jerry Breakfast shore Hold sixty nine show. Will you said?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
We else?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Having side the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
We're just talking about protocol around plane plane etiquette, and
there's been a number of questions which have been asked
on the text machine on three four it three. What
about people that go be a foot to the bathroom
on long haul flights? What are your thoughts on that sis?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
This text I mean, I'm not going to have a
word to someone. It does seem a bit unnecessary. Just
leave your little sockis.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
On sounds like their own problem, doesn't it. That's a
disgusting on their behalf.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
But I feel they might get I think they might
get hassled. That sounds like the kind of thing that
you wouldn't be allowed to do, just in cases the
crash and you need to run over burning bits of debris.
I can imagine a I don't know someone someone might
know this, but I imagine you're not allowed to walk
around and be feed on a plane. That's exactly the
kind of thing that's a naynati.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I think you can, really, Yeah, I think you can.
I think it's a matter of choice.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
I'm going to text my friend that's an air stewart
and ask you, all right, I don't.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Feel like because what's the difference between walking around in
little sockies and then walking around bearfoot? If there's some
kind of plane and there's burning some kind of crash
and there's burning debris, what about this one? Okay thoughts
here Fuller's last long haul flight I took to North America.
I ate some marked down airports sushi.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
It's not a good start.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I ordered the flight, had a few beverages and an
economy meal, snuck through the first class and took a
horrific grumper in the bathroom, saving it from my fellow economites,
and felt like I.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Was fighting the rich. Yeah, I think that's one day
for the good guys there. I think that's a that's
a freedom fighter.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
We've got there, real Robin hood the situation.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I mean, I'm quite happy with that.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
But that's kind of giving to the rich. Yeah, that's
a good point, making it donating to the giving. It's
kind of complicated, isn't, because you're not really taking going
up there and you're giving something, but it's something that
people don't want.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Y're giving them a smell on a horrific thing there.
But I was thinking as well about the middle seat,
you know, because we're just talking about the worst seat
on a plane, which is always the middle seat, especially
I feel wide nowadays worth in fact, you can book seats.
Back in the day, you just got seat that you're given,
and that was just the way it went. But now
obviously you can go online and book your seats. So

(39:58):
are the middle seats? Nobody actually books a middle seat,
do they? So the middle seat is just the ones
left over for people who can't be bothered or especially.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
In the middle and especially in the middle rows like
in the middle so you go three four three, So
if you were in either of the middle roads and
the four, you'd be insane to want that. Although maybe
there's some people that don't like because you know, I've
had my arm by the you know, the food trolley
before on an aisle seat. You know.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Oh yeah, no, I get that. Why people wouldn't want
to go ile or maybe people don't want to go
people don't want to go window because it's hard to
climb across. But I just I think that the middle
the middle snake. Now, if you went down a plane, yeah,
on a long haul flight, and you and you spoke
to every person who was in the middle seat, I
guarantee all those people either are children who haven't booked
their flights yeah with parents, or are people who are

(40:46):
not very organized and haven't thought about it.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
So, if you're an employee an employer and you saw
one of your employees sitting in the middle row, fire,
I'd say so you're fired until you know they're not
the kind of person that can plan ahead and aren't
great at optimizing situations.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Thoughts on asking to swap seats with strangers if you
and your partner got last minute flights and we aren't
able to sit together, I think it's okay.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I think you can ask, but you can't expect.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast The Mass and Jerry
Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
This you and Jerry had care on Weekday.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
That's It's Tuesday, the third of September twenty twenty four.
Nice to have you with us this morning. Are we
going to revisit de Few? Do you mean a man
who does songs using only his hands?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah? Using hand flexcelence to recreate music.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Sounds for his hands. Shum. If we want to go
back to Doushlum, I think we'll go back to Doushalom
before nine.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Okay, if he was he was.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
It was more exciting than I thought it was going
to be.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, both you and Mashi were like, when I said,
I've got some good content here. It's about a guy
that makes hand farts, rubbish, You're a rubbish. I don't
want to do it.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
I said, rubbish said one of this rubbish.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
You said, the listeners don't want to hear that, and
then it turned out as one one of the most
popular things we've done on this radio.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Really Yeah, the numbers back are they.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Well, no text or calls or anything, but just the
vibe was really good. The vibe is great, So moresh
before nine.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Up next, as we do every Tuesday, for the four
Pillars of Something. Today it's electricity.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Bills than that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
This morning, we're looking for the four pillars of electricity bills.
Some power prices keep going up and energy companies are
making massive profits. You can text us on three for
it three eight hundred Hardicky, or you can press the
talkback icon little talkback function there on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
So old examples, previous four pillars we've done before that
might give you an example of how this works if
you don't know if you're and you listen to the show.
In June we found the four pillars of domestic lights.
They were in New Zealand, charging exhibitant prices because they
have virtually no competition, squeezing one hundred kgs into overheads
to save ten bucks. Seeing absolute hotty boarding the plane

(43:12):
and hoping you're sitting next to her. New Zealand's premier
domestic pilot, Captain Scott Buttery, ramming an ATR into the
runway like a tent peg during a windy landing.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
So in September last year we found the pool pillars
of exercise signing up to a long gym membership but
going twice exercycle being used as a clothes rack, slamming
a burger thinking I'll start on Monday and turning up
to the beach and with a terrible rake.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah all right, So four pillars of electricity bills. Do
you say electricity or electricity Jeremy electricity, meshy electricity? Okay,
I say electricity.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Of course you do. Anxiety of the size of the
bill in August, says this text on three four eight,
three years. I think August is the most expensive bill
you get.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah right, I'm just looking at my August, my August bill.
Here we go, August bill, three hundred and fifty two dollars.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Too bad, It's not too bad.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
I've got any information there on where that compares to
previous months. Many, Ah, that's too sure.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Okay, here we go, Here we go, monthly view, all right,
here we go. All right, okay, yeah, here we go. Right, Sorry,
I put you on the spot. July exactly the same.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Oh okay, really, so I'm looking here, and my July
slightly lower, August the highest, and I go back, Mine
goes back a year, and my last August again was
the highest. In fact, we used more last August. That's interesting.
I don't know why that would have been. But my
bill eighty four point two killer watts per day twenty

(44:48):
one dollars ninety two.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Mate, you're a day, you're essentially day environmental terrorist day.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
That's six hundred and seventy nine dollars. Family four. What's yours?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
About four hundred and fifty bucks. It was for my
flat off six this month. Yeah, so I don't know
if there's a lot on that or not much, but
it's just comparing to flats around the country.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I spose, Hey, this is just a bit off topic.
But before I was saying, a you let to wear
bear feet on a plane, and I said, I was
going to text a friend who is in the business,
and she is replied, not allowed to board with no shoes.
Once you get on, you can take shoes off unless
you're an exit row or bulkhead. Not allowed loose item
on the floor for takeoff and landing. Also, if you
walk around with beare feet, the crew will think you're gross.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
You said, okay, well that's god breinghens. A visitor then
answered that here's another text on three for eight three
around the four pillars of electricity bills punishing helplines that
do everything. But that's so true.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
I tell you, what makes you think that the AI
revolution isn't coming as fast as you think? As if
you use any of those chatbots to try and get
your problem sorted, yeah, that is just too they're not
quite there. That is just to try and get rid
of you by making it so confused, you give up.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Any of you boys got solar at home? Any kind
of solar heading going on in your houses?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
No, no, I neither.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
A lot of advice coming through and through for three
regarding power bills, but not a lot of votes for
the four pillars. I'm just seeing people here saying that
that solar power that's really helped them out. No, you should,
I suppose or is.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
That there's someone having a wound or of a neighbor
rab it on about saving two hundred a month after
spending twenty k on solar.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Well, that's the thing, right, So solar is quite expensive
to get it installed. And so if you're running a
power bull like me, okay, six hundred a month, that's
what's six seven seven hundred a year, that's two years
of power maybe three years before you actually break even. Yeah,
on your on your solar that.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Maybe you're doing it for environmental reasons, mate, mate, with
the batteries and all the really can also get to
throw out the importing it from overseas, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I think one day maybe solar absolutely well.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
We're all running solar panels. It's their skin.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Jim the mat and Jerry show podcast Talking power bills
this morning with for the four pillars of power bells
Street three eight hundred hidaking this tacks here, that's coming
from Agent nine to four. How are you Auckland living helmets?
He's building so much on power? Is the floor in
the garage heated or something? You wound us?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Well?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I mean, okay, a lot of judgment coming in there.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Well, Jerry, I've found out recently that heated tower rails
are quite an expensive item to run.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
I think this is what I am going to have
to take a look at at my flat at home,
because I think I've got four tower rails in my
in my house because we've got a couple of on
switees for for the couples in our flat and they
are left. Must be nice one hundred percent of the time.
Must be nice to have a couple of flatties. No,
I'd rather get rid of them.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Must be nice on swite You know it is nice
for you're running it on sweite now I'm not running
on swite. Unfortunately, I was able to pay that. That's
extra twenty bucks a week.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Must be nice.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Twenty bucks a week for a sweet twenty bucks a week.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah, I know it must be nice.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
No, but I'm running I'm running three three heated tail
rails at my house.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Oh my god, it must be nice. Talk about luxury.
What three? What do you mean if you got some
kind of palace or something?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
How many of you got?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
No more than three?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
But like, what is it?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Like?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Can a towel not dried throughout the day? Like why
do we have overheated how?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I can't though I can't, I can't. But here's the
catch twenty two The catchroom to I reckon what the
heated towrail is. If you don't have a heat of
twel rail, then you have to wash your tail more
often because they stink anymore. But if you've got a
heated towel rail and it's always you always whack it

(48:50):
on there like properly, not like Tulsi just does. He
just shoves it on there half over and I will ugly,
it doesn't doesn't dry properly doing that, fold it and
then put it in properly.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
That's the only bad thing I've ever heard about Tulsi.

Speaker 10 (49:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Same, So that's good to know that she's got some perfections.
What okad thing? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
But I meant, I don't pretend that you don't do
the same thing as me. We're like, on the night
before you've got something. On the following day, you go,
oh shit, I've got nothing ready to go. I've got
I need to find something to wear. The heated tower
rail was the only thing that could possibly save me,
because you know, over the six seven hours I get
to sleep each night, it can get it close enough
to dry that by the time I get in the morning,
I can put it on the damp shirt and buy
a couple of.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Hours dry and shrink things to dry and shrink things.
You've got a T shirt that you like, you just
got to put it on the heat of otherwise it
was a shrink hat.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Put it honestly coming through on three for eight three,
five hundred and eleven bucks the past month, and Hamilton boys,
it's the dry that's doing it.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I reckon, Yeah, no, you got to get away from
I've got heated towers and the laundry, and we just
dry our clothes on those false economy and well yes
and no, yes and no, but don't have a clothesline,
so there's no option there. But I actually saw the
other day a really cool thing and a laundry if
you don't have if you don't have a lot of space, right,
And it was a heated towel rack that was linked

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to the roof and it would come down and you
could pull it down with a rope and then it
folded down and then you put all of your stuff
on it. You put your washing on it in the laundry,
and then you pulled it and it went back up
to the roof and it sat on the roof.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Mate, where's all that water going?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I know. Oh, we've got fan thing that goes still.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Whatever whatever comes out, you know, the water goes somewhere.
So you just put it on the heated tawel rail
and your laundry that that that moisture moistures everywhere. Then
you're running a fan and then you're paying for that
as well.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Buddy, we could wring out the walls of my laundry,
I reckon, it'd be like a bucket full of water
would come out of there.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Well, this is interesting. We have five boys in their twenties.
We use towel rails, and we're brewing beer. And our
powerle's only four hundred dollars a week. It's interesting.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I wonder how that's happening.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
It probably plugged into the neighbors.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast We've Been Embroiled, and
Electricity Chat this morning because we're talking about the four
pillars of electricity bills. Here's a text on three for
three get a condenser dryer. It doesn't shrink anything, and
it's got a seven star energy rating. I've got one
of those.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Does it work very well? No, because they've stopped using it.
Because I was gonna be to get a dryer. I've
got a new dryer, and I was in the Appliant
store and the person said, don't get a condention condense.
Everyone comes back and say, I hate the CONDENSERUISH hate
the condenser.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
What absolute rubbish.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
So what does the condenser do apart from the Does
it sort of just drain it out?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
It takes forever and then your clothes are still damp
at the end of it, and then you've got to
put them on a drying rack afterwards. So if you
if you don't have hock up to the outside of
your house, like if your laundries may be inside your
house somewhere, you know, like in an internal room, then
you can't have a normal dryer because it will just

(51:51):
pump out all of that DMAs good and so you've
got to get one of those condensed ds.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
But oh, Manden tunnel dryer uses a heat exchanger to
condense hot air into water. It uses high temperatures to
dry your clothes, reaching a maximum temperature of seventy five degrees.
What is the downside? They actually they take longer to
dry clothes, making them less efficient and can be more
expensive than a vent to dry to purchase, and you'll
need to empty out the water.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
It's rubbish. Don't you one? Don't you want? I won't
air fryers, however, do get one of those I've got.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I've been I was raging against the ear fryers for
the longest time because people, because people with them just
constantly talk about the air fry and then they'll send
you pictures of things of their fried and they get
very excited. I mean, people try and construct and tire
personality are in the air fryer. And then I got one.
I'm like, I get it, I get it.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Oh, they're great, great things.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I cooked six sausages in an air.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Frying You're running a saucy in the air fry.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, that's quite saucy in ay did a blow out?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Don't look a little bit like a cheerio at.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
It look great because just cleaning their fry afterwards with
so much more.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah, I got a flatmate that cooks fish in air fryer,
which causes all kinds of problems for just me trying
to make some I don't know, some kind of weed
or something like that. Then it just came out tasting
and smelling like fish.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
It's a disaster.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Great for Veggi's mate.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Good for veg's, good for brocks.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Would you shove a chicken in your ear? Roved chicken
in my ear fry?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
But I would? I would? I tell you hash brown
it does hash brown so well because it just hat,
you know, just on the toast. You're just going over
and over and over and over. You can never quite
get them crispy enough.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
You poach you an egg in a e forro No, he's
u's a saucepan for that.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
It's a thirty time for you already A heard Aki
News headlines with Jeremy James Drummond Welles god.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
An official investigation continues today into why christ Church Flight
had to make an emergency landing at Wellington on Sunday afternoon.
Pilots made and Mayday callers Smoke came from the plane's
left engine while it approached the tarmac.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
What do you think it is, Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Apparently it's oil.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Right, So it wasn't actually on fire the actual engine.
It was just some oil that was an oil leak
that was burning, you know, perhaps yes, so maybe it
wasn't dangerous at all. Yeah, I mean it's not ideal.
I mean that f I was on that plane, I
had been freaking out.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I feel like in our news earlier on today they
said that it was oil or some kind of oil
pressure gauge. There was a pressure drop.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I really, so our news is forgotten. Yeah, what it
said earlier, going backwards. That's that's that's that's standard for US.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Investigations are underway after a tiger attack at dream World
on Australia's Gold Coast. I Keeper was attacked by one
of the theme parks nine tigers yesterday.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Man.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I see that every day that tiger people think that
tigers and they think they've got a relationship with the tiger,
and then every day the tiger's actually thinking, so I
eat that guy today. What were those two German guys.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Called Siegfried and Roy? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Roy got absolutely ripped up on his birthday, didn't he?
By Menafoot I think was the name of the tiger,
that white tiger. So every day they'd done the performance
in Las Vegas and it had been fine, and they
thought they were friends with the tigers, but actually what
had happened as the tiger's game, Yeah, and just attacked him,
try to.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Eat him and for my warrior. Adam Bleir believes competition
for the number seven jersey will be strong in the
wake of Sean Johnson's retirement. Bleair says to Mighty Martin's
in the prime spot, but needs a solid preseason to
reinforce his command. With Chanelle Harris to Vita and Luke
Metcalf also capable.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Luke Metcalf very good, isn't he? He's got pace, got
pace to Marty Martin, something for the mums and he.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Holds all up. He's good.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
To Mighty Martin, what do you think about Chanelle Harris
to Vita's haircut, there's a.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Lot of those going around at the moment. Sort of
a broccoli hit vibe is Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
I'll do you interesting then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
You've got a massive weight on for this guy called
der Shlom who does fart songs with his hands.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah, we played some earlier in the show in the
six o'clock hour, but I think this is worth bringing
to prime time. So what he does is he creates
the music completely just with his hands handfarts, and he'll
allows clapping as well. So here he is performing every
breath you take with just his hands. He can either

(56:22):
clap him there, so he records the clap and then
he records the fart over it and another part over it.
He's the best of us.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
And so do you think he's making the different notes
or do you think he's altering that later on?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
No, he's making the different notes. That's the whole point
of it.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
You are struggling to hit around this jury.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
You think.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
I think there's pit shifting.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Well, he's starting. You can see him do it live
and interviews.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I don't I think you might hit tell him.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
You're most annoying person on the interet that immediately the
first comment is fake.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I'm not saying fake. I'm just wondering how he makes different.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
You make different notes by the speed that you expel
the ear out of your hands.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
I like to think of it like a harmonica jurry.
You know, you blow into the harmonica and it's the
amount of breath that makes the note, rather.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Or a trumpet. Do you go that guy is put
shifting that trumpet because sometimes when he's blowing and it's
more high pitched, and other times it's an instrument. Anyway,
if you're not this guy's hands or has an instrument,
my friend, all right, what else you got?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
You love Lincoln Park, Jerry? So how about you get
this up on here? This is the schlump performing Lincoln
Park numb I mean, come on, you.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Can't have a problem with that.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Okay. So in this situation, though, the swamp I'm pulling
into question, that's fun because it's got fun.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yeah that Jerry, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Okay, once again you're not happy with that? What about
this one? Then? What about his rendition of last Christmas?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
He's just a bit farty for me.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
He's double tracking. That's good.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
That's a restless street. I mean Craig.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
That's up come Christmas time, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
He ALSOI that's far Along's Jeremy. Far Alongs is when
he plays along.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
To a song. Okay, like this, Jerry, you can't have
a problem with that.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Even you will have to give it to Storm that.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Does actually far in a song.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Now in the hand fighting community, that is frown on
him because someone who can actually fart along and tune
would be very very interesting. Okay, Now, what have you
ever achieved that you can run down so hard?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
We're just found some video video jury of Schlum performing
this live because like you, people have Doubtedom's ability in
the past, and this is him performing Flight of the
Bumblebee live in an interview.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Listen to this. Yes, that's us. It doesn't have that
many different nights. That's the best. That's he wasn't really

(59:33):
flying the bumblebees.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
If you like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
To no, I never want to hear on the show again.
That's twice as enough. We should have made it in
the prime time as far as.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
I'm okay, But into the breaks of us, into the break.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
It's incredible one incredible World eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
It's the best of us said, enough for you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
I'm listening to something else, The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Four pillows of electricity bills this morning because power prices
keep going up and we have locked them in three
for eight three eight hundred Herdochi and people have sent
their messages through via the talkback function on the iHeartRadio app,
and they.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
They have they they really have they do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
You know what's annoying about the Heart ready to talk
back function this morning is that it's easually not working.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Yeah, which, so if you've sent them through, we didn't
get them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
So we have got a whole bunch Here've got about
a dozen that have come through this morning. I just
can't play them. But thank you for the votes all
the same. And we have tried to count them because
we are able to see some kind of transcript of
what they said.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Yeah, count of the votes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
But I mean the other part about if we if
you paid your bill MESSI then maybe you might be
able to read those. But in fact is that you're
not paying your electricity bill. Therefore those being denied of you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I hope it's not me. I hope it's not me
paying the bill here at the HQ because that would
be expensive that one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
I tell you what, we've got some savings on the
lights in the bathroom. I was in the bathroom before,
and I was in there so long that the lights
turned off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
No, I don't know if there's anything to do with
the powers. I suppose it is power savingsaving, but that
means it does take ten minutes for those lights to
turn off.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
So it's to get out of the bathroom when the
lights are off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
I tell you, are you wiping with your phone light
or something like that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
No, the paper?

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
No, sorry, let me rephrase that question. Are you wiping
with the toilet paper while using Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that will.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Extra energy that's used in the studio where conditioning is
on about a million.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Anyway, it's not about us, it's about you and what
you voted on three four, eight three and pointlessly on
the what are they Jeremy the four pillars electricity bills?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Number one monthly anxiety at the size of the bill.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Number two monthly finger pointing at who is using too
much power?

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Number three too much information monthly from power companies and
tempt to trick you into thinking they care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yeah, all those grafts and all that information and all
the telling you when you're what days are using more
than what days you're not. It's just it's a big
it's a gaslighting smoke.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Screen number four vowing to turn things off to lower
the bill, but not following through.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
I think we had found the four quintessential things of
electricity bills in New Zealand, haven't we?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
We certainly have. We did it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I think we succeeded today.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Good work, team, thanks so much. Happy with those The
Matt and Jerry Show podcast and that is the Matt
and Jerry Show for Tuesday, the third of September twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Did you ever read the book Blitzed Jeremy, Yes? I
did it mean a use by Hitler and the Nazi?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Well. We are speaking to Norman Hler, who was the
author of that book, and he's got a new book
out called Tripp which is about acid usage by the
Nazis and the CIA, and we've got him on the
Daily Bespoke podcast where you bespoke, you dokies. Very excited
to talk to this man. Blitz is one of my
favorite books of all time. You read it, ay, I
have mass you read it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Yeah, I have read it. You put me onto it,
and I've recommended it to a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
That yes, one of those books you read and then
you walk around for the rest of your life trying
to construct a personal personality around recommending it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
But you know books like that. So that podcast will
be able at eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio or
wherever you find your pods. Have a lovely day to day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
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