Jerry's Advice For Life - The Radio Highlights Pod August 23

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show, Find the Perfect gift idea
and nail Father's Day this year with Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Jey right, you.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Sixty, you're money working one along to the Mad and
Jerry Show. It's Friday, the twenty third of August twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
We've got a huge show for your Friday, including the
wonderful world of a newspaper about the Titanic.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I can't wait for that. And we're off to find
our final brewery of the day. Yeah, will we find it? Well, God,
we found every other one.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
If we don't find this one, I'd be really disappointed to.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
In like that one.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Right so far, which is unlike us because Beavana starts today. Yeah,
is Beavana today and tomorrow. So all these breweries were
found have packed up and they've moved to one place.
Why don't we just go down and find them today?
And see, we're finding them all over the country. We
knew where they were going. We could have just gone
to be Varnon found them.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Don't say this now, We've spent all this week, all
those efforts trying to find the brewery of the day.
Don't say that. Don't say that. Also, you send it.
We will play it Friday. You can send us a
message on the iHeartRadio app and we will play it unmolested.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Whatever it is, we'll play it. Also how to escape
from an alligator death roll, and.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Let's talk about that next the Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
So some real news you can use on The Mat
and Jerry Show. Finally, executive producer Rud has seen a
video called how to Escape an Alligator Death Role. So
here's some moredio. Just in case you're wandering around in
your day to day life and you come across an alligator.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
If an alligator grabs you, it might start a death roll,
a terrifying spin meant to dismember. Pre to survive, you
should try to roll in the same direction as the alligator.
If you have a free arm, aim for the alligator's
eyes or try to jab it's nostrils, and if all
else fails.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Play dead.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Sometimes the alligator will release its grip, giving you a
chance to escape.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, some good news you can use there on The
Mattagery Show. Just in case you're wandering around today and
come across an alligator, so you.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Roll with the alligator rather than trying to roll. So
the death rollers that bites you and starts rolling over
and drags you in.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, so you try and go with the roll as
opposed to against the roll. Guess that makes sense because
you know you're not going to get Going against it
puts more pressure.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
On the teeth.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I guess you've got more likely to get out if
you're going against it. And then you poke it in
his eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah. I think that's the general justic things. I mean,
you've got to work out which way it's rolling you first,
and I imagine that when an alligator does grab onto
you the last if you can remain calm and start
thinking about which way you center fugal forces going, then
that's all good. But I would immediately just be going
for the eyes. That's the first thing i'd do.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Isn't that This thing with the black bear, if you
run into it, They're like, what's the best thing to do.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's just lie down and edit let it eat you. Oh,
because at first they used to say run away. Then
it was like play dead.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, they're like, run away and then get caught and eating.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Climb up a tree. You can't tree. Climb up a
tree and then wait to be pulled down. And eat.
So the best way to do it is to just
lie down and get eat.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
I mean, this piece of news you can use from
ready here is fantastic. But I'm more focused on the
part before you get kind of caught by the crocodile.
There's the part that I'm always worried about. And growing up,
we're very focused on doing zigzags with crocodiles.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Running in a serpentine fashion. You guys always get told
bit of crocodiles ever coming after you. You have to
go in like a zig zag kind of fashion. Yeah,
they don't. They don't move their head very well, that's
they do move their head, but they can. Yeah, the
serpentine fashion, I think, good point. What happens before that?
How do you avoid a croca hog? One thing is
you don't get alligators in New Zealand, so that's a
good way to avoid them. You won't probably come across one.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
This is from the National Parks Association and Service in America.
If you get attacked by a beer, cove your head
and neck with your hands and arms, lay flat on
your stomach, and.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Spread your legs apart. Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
So keep your pack, keep your backpack on beer you
help during an attack.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Make any noise.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
You're trying to convince the beer that you aren't a thread,
and that's just making up to a beer.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah. Sorry, I've looked up. Sorry, sorry, light down and
spread your legs.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's the national six Parts of America.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Sorry, I was that the wrong side? Then?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
That and Jerry Show podcast?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Are we going to do it? One last time? Boys,
I need to go on before we get in the
car and need to go. This might take a while.
Just whenever you let me have you have we filled up? Oh? No,
here we go? Why are you're winging in the shout? All? Okay?

(05:00):
Where did he go? One last time?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
We're off to find brewery.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, Bavanna kicks off today. It runs today and tomorrow
at sky Stadium and Wellington Chery. You can stop wearing
our mate. We're in the car now. Once that get going,
I can't turn it off. That's my problem. Well, I've
got quite a flow. You have no problem with your prostate? No,
I've got quite no there is. It takes a long
time to get going and I can't turn it off.

(05:32):
But when it's going, look out all right, it's like
a it's like a mains from ree So beer Vanna
Burry of the Day is Three Sisters Brewery, heaving with
industry awards and an epic lineup of delicious drops. Pucester's
Bury will be making their return to Beervanna this year.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
The outstounding, the outstanding husband and wife team Joe and
Sarah have been brewing up a storm from the old
TSB Building in New Plymouth and shut to light you
the punters with the tasty soup or two catch Three
Sisters Brewery at Beervana. Today we found them, and tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
We found the We found them the day we found them.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
They are at sky Stadium. They're at the Caketon sitting up.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
We're right. We should have just we should have waited
till today. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
We've been gone all around the country looking for these
breweries and it was right in front of us. They
were all going to be Havana. We could have found
them all in one place, in a big circle.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
What's our carbon footprint? Terror? We should have just got
Oh god, yeah, because here they are. Here are all
the other ones found this one. They're all lined up
beside each other.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
There's Liberty Brewering Company right there with their life party.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
They're right there Muppets. We're a Muppet Absolute Muppet Show.
I blame Mesh.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Anyway, Beervana today and tomorrow sky Stadium, Wellington.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
The Mas Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Podcast available on your iHeartRadio app anywhere you are speaking
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Speaker 6 (07:11):
Oh yeah, how good is that?

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Limb Wilson News Need more f one chat on the
acc Agenda and just playing Roxanne so early in the morning,
quick st I've ever drunk my coffee?

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yes, thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Just cross Mike's there. So there's the yours please section
of the Agenda daily podcast where you know you've send
stuff in. I'm on the Gender podcast today and we
answer them. And there's the show that plays Roxanne. So
this mix the two together.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Good on him, Good on him. He's doing exactly what
we what we want him to.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
We were talking about fighting an alligator before and then
we started speculating on how you fight a beer. Someone
says you fight a black beer and play dead for
a grizzly for a polar beer.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
You don't play dead, you are dead.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Your polar bears just nail you. Pob is a massive.
Poly be is a massive and terrifying. I saw this
documentary once where this guy made a Polar Beer protection
cage pod and he was out in the snow and
the polar bear found that he was in there, and
the polar bear just kept coming and coming and coming
and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming
and coming and coming coming.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
They are hardcore. Yeah, they'll hunt for a long time
to get a seal, won't They just walk and walk
and walk for.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Me, Like, I don't want to discuss climate change. But
if you're looking for any upside, then if the ice
disappears and that takes the poly bears with them, then
you know they're not They're not polar part on the
Polar Pop beer.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
If the Polar Pop Beer was.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
You know, came to your skill to canned out free
bloody icebox, it would kill everyone.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
Why what would have killed them to bring beers to
New Zealand? Why did they never bring beers to New Beers?
It seems weird that we brought some weird animals when
We never bought beers. Please that we don't have beers.
We don't want those, but they would have.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
They would have really changed camping in New Zealand having beers.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's funny though, way that those naturalizations societies brought certain animals,
but they didn't. It's weird the ones that they bought.
They never bought monkeys. It'd be nice if they bought
some bever beaver. Yeah, did they try to bring beaver.
I feel like they tried to. There was one that
they attempted and it didn't work out. There's a few, actually,
are there. There's a few that obviously some did really well,
like srabits. Rabbits. We bought rabbits and then we bought

(09:25):
stoats to deal with the rabbits. Yeah, that's right, and
they both did very well. Yeah, they both.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
They pour signed a truce on each other for our
poor native birds. When we're not going to fight the rabbits,
when we can just go and eat bees.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Taker Hayper, smart back to that, you said it will
play message there about Liam Lawson. Yet it seems like
he definitely will be driving for a Red Bull Current
twenty twenty five. Wow, so he and a clause in
his contract, which is up in September, which said that
if Red Bull don't sign him up for twenty twenty five,
then he can Then he's gone. Then he's out of there.
But he'll either be driving with the you know current

(09:57):
if one leader Mats for Steppen Replay Seeing Cereal Pities,
or he'll be part of the Visa Cash app b
sister team alongside Ooki Sonanda Wow.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
So give him a taste of key we want. Why
are we so good at driving? These drivers in the world,
right New Zealanders? Yeah, we're shit possum Born Scott Dixon. Okay,
We've got some good ones at the top of the.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Bottom.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
One is a shocker that really drops off after really
drops off under Liam Lawson and Scott Dixon really drops
off to people like me that, yeah, sometimes drive the
wrong side of the road.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Man Jerry Show, Ready, I heard of you, Jeralmy.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Else with Ships, Jeruby.

Speaker 10 (10:49):
Breakfast Show, Matty Jeremy Wells, The Maden Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
We're up to find the issues of the day.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Kamala Harris is hours away from officially accepting a presidential
nomination at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. The Taliban
has sacked hundreds of men because they can't grow beards.
More than two hundred and eighty beardless security officers have
been dismissed in the past year. The militant group has
also destroyed thousands of musical instruments, claiming the guitar as

(11:24):
the devil's instrument.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
They're not great people, the Taliban, But I've often thought
about that, if you're in a culture which you know,
you know, respects the beard, or you know you're expected
to grow a bed, because you'd be in.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Trouble to here you grow a patchy old beard, yeah,
I'll be hopeless.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Is this some kind of like idea around a beard
being some kind of sign of wisdom or something like that,
or have they just upset that they don't they want
their people having beards.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't know. I don't know what it is. Maybe
it's an aesthetic thing, is something, or is there something
in the Koran about having to have a bed? I
don't know what.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
If you can't grow on I mean, the devil's instrument,
if you can't grow one, then you get kicked out
of Telliben.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah. Just you just read the headline one. Yeah, yeah,
I know, but I mean, if you can't grow and
it just seems rough if it's in the Koran. So
I'm trying to say, what.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
If a be disaster if you had to grow chest here,
Oh that would be bad. Like if to get a
job you had to grow chest here, I would be unemployed.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Does what does tellimun think about shaving you downstairs? You
got any rules on that? I'm going to bush Prophecy
two hundred and eighty.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Well, yeah, would you think that. I think they'd be
pro it if they're pro beard, surely.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, I agree as well.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Maybe on the show we should start implementing something like that.
Though if you don't ever, if you're not bushing, then
you're not playing, you know, something like that.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
If you're not pushing, you're not playing. If you're not bushing,
you're not pushing. That's the thing. I actually support this
idea that they've destroyed thousands of musical instruments. Are going
to say, I mean, the Beard things are a bit
hard to deal with, but you got to say, I
mean the guitar I wouldn't destroy, but they you know,
they could government could destroy recorders here in New Zealand.
That would be a good thing.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
I want to targeted bag pipes and other wind and struments.
That's just really you just way too rowdy. I think
that's a good thing to do.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Here go.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
For Muslim Men, the growing of a beard is seen
as a sign of honor, beauty, and masculinity. It is
also deemed an important act of worship and devotion to God.
As such, a person is hardly rewarded for this section
in the afterlife. So that that must be so gutting.
If you just one of those dudes that doesn't grow
much of a beard, Yeah, that must be gutting. Nothing
you can do about it, I guess it will you

(13:25):
generally grow a bit of a whispy number. Yeah, hey,
general in history, if you ban musical instruments, do they
ever think, you know, there's that there's that meme about
those you know, they look like Nazis and they're going,
are we the bad guys? Some guy just realizes he's
the bad guys. If you're getting rid of the musical instruments,
do you ever just think maybe this where they might.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Be the bad guys here? Yeah? To New Zealand have
won their debut racing the New ac seventy five. They
beat the Italian outfit Lunarossa, who withdrew after a splashdown
on the first leg of their race in the America's
Cup preliminary regatta.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
So so we're racing in the pluminary, we're gather as well.
We are, we're not just waiting to race the winner.
A little bit of practice there and that's good.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Heylen the other day about why Barcelona at Bathlona and
why Catalana has the list in it? Do you know
about the tell Us next you have to say Buffalona.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Than that?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
And Jerry Show podcast we're just talking before about Barcelona,
which is where the current America's Cups taking place away
from New Zealand Bathlona, and the Catalan accent which has
the Catalan has the in it, the lift. It's the
differences main difference. I mean, there's a lot of other
differences between Catalan and Spanish, but you go to Barcelona

(14:41):
and they speak Catalan. They don't speak Spanish in Buffalona,
although most people in Buffalona also speaks Spanish well and
lot at you guys.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I didn't realize that people said Buffalona. I thought it
was more of a Bach like there was more of
the hardest the correct way to say Barcelona, okay?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
And why is that? That's because it was a king
back in the day who had a He figured that
he had a list more. Yeah, something to do with
his mouth, wasn't it. Whole family had weird mouths. Yeah,
I think it was terrible.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Inbreeding caused them to have bad mouths so they couldn't speak.
But whoever the ruler was at that time sort of
set fashion as well, didn't that.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's exactly right if it was from being in bred.
Everybody just started going on, that's how you say it,
and it passed down and anyone got death. Was that
quite a long time ago, a long time ago? And
now we stuck with buff And now have.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
You heard this song that explains it? Yeah, listen, listen
to this dedicated to the people of Espana, The Burtnight Pizza.

Speaker 10 (15:43):
We're gonna stand say pizza that's.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Spicy, tasty, life, super sexy sex.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
It's like everyone is showing Si.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
DJA directors.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Wow, this is getting you ready for a party, isn't it.
And because you got to say so, there we go,
there we go.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Well, that explains it because I've also wondered why for
so long it's called Abia because you know how some
people in the UK will just call it ibiza or yeah, beza.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
But it's also because of the same reason. That's right.
That king just wanted to go and have a party.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
And man used to see that king on the on
the bloody nose Charlie and bloody dad, the King, that king.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
And I didn't think his nosework properly. His mouth was weird.
His nose didn't work either. On the riskiratory system.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Well.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
The ego news you can use and the Menten Jerry Show,
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast for the Wonderful World
of a newspaper about the Titanic, a.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Newspaper published six days after the sinking of the Titanic.
Feel like you were going somewhere else with that sentence,
has been unearthed in a wardrobe in the UK. Oh wow,
yeah so the paper. The edition of the Daily Mirror
from April twentieth, nineteen twelve shows a photo of two
women waiting for a list of survivors to be posted
on a wall in South hamp So. It's found in

(17:27):
a house in life Field, Staffordshire. After one hundred and
twelve years and it was found by Hanson's auctioneers. The
owner of Watch, Charles Hanson, called it a valuable piece
of social history. Wow, so it's got a picture of.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Captain Edward Smith, hasn't it right in the middle there?
He looks very much like how they represented him in
the Bloody movie, didn't it.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Of course he stayed on board. Yeah, he stayed on board.
He went down with the ship. Yeah, in the movie.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Famously he went back into whatever you called the cockpit
of a ship, didn't he He went back in there
and held onto the steering wheel and went down with
the ship. I don't know if that's exactly how it happened,
but that's how Cameron wanted to portray that moment.

Speaker 11 (18:06):
The bridge.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
He the bridge, he took a lot of flat, oh,
Captain Smith. But it turns out he took a bit
of flat because people thought that he was going trying
to go too fast. He wasn't going too fast. He
wasn't going too fast.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
What's interesting in the UK after the sinking, they were
like really touting how honorable it was because you know,
the women and children first and they did everything they
can to save everyone.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
But you know the more in America.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
They really had to go, didn't they and tried to
claim people were cowards that weren't and really ran people down.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, that's right. So because there were the two sides
at the starbet obviously and port and starboard and the
port side I can't remember whether that was that was
Murdoch or Pittman, but one of the two had a
gun and was really really focused on women and children,
to the point where some of the lifeboats that were
going down were like sixty percent four.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Well, there was a misunderstanding. The message was women and
children first, and one took it as women and children only. Yeah,
and so lifeboats with twenty people in them that could
fit ninety. It's very very interesting. But you had a
better chance of surviving, you know, it's it's sort of
misrepresented in the movie, but you had a much better
chance of surviving if you were a woman in third class,
the lowest class, than you were if you were a

(19:17):
man in first class. Absolutely, because they were putting all
the women and those locked doors they went locked to
try and get the first class people off first. That
was a customs thing. It was to stop disease going right.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Through the Bay. It was a quarantine requirement. I think. Yeah.
There was the tragic story which always gets me of
the young boy who turned sixteen and for a sixteenth
birthday he was given a pair of pants. Yeah, because
in those days boys wore shorts and men wore pants,
and he got given these pants. And when he went

(19:48):
on the Titanic, it was a family voyage and he's
sailing along there and then they said women and children
on the lifeboats first, and because he had pants on,
he went to get on. He was sixteen, and I
think it was Murdock said, no, you don't know, you're off.
You've got pants, you're a man. And so they said, no,
he's just sixteen. He's sixteen. He's just turned sixteen. It
doesn't matter heat off pants, women and children only. And

(20:10):
so that boy died. Yeah, because he was wearing pants.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
You got to say get on the men. Back then
they were like women and children first. That's an amazing, amazing.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Idea that you just let women and children go first and.

Speaker 11 (20:23):
You just die.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Got on us men, we're all men. How we Wow,
she's a stilling pants he's still in short, says where
are we going to give me?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
She some pants.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I don't want to give them pants now because just
in case there's a disuster.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
This thing's been going down for years. What are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast. The Mass and Jerry
Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's Jerry and.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Sucking on it for Sweedio hold a.

Speaker 11 (20:55):
Six until nine.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yes, they will be there.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
With Woo And.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's Matthew Heath. Nice dare have you coming in this morning?
I'm the man in Jerry Show. It's Friday, the twenty
third of August twenty twenty four. Ah.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, we've got a huge two hours for Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I got my Nice Steward on the show.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Do you know that?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
J Yeah? I did from the Gender podcast and talking
about the upcoming weekend of sport lots happening.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Me and and I Stewart were hanging out with the
gold medal the other day and he he had the
gumption to just put it around his neck. I don't
know you're allowed to just put someone's gold medal around you, nick,
I thought you were only allowed to hold it reverently.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Whose gold medal was that? Was that? MICHAELA Blythe from
the team? Yeah, MICHAELA Blythe? So did he just and
just put it on his head. He just took it
off his head and to get ran for the door.
I ran for the door. He didn't turn and all
of a sudden starts seeing the national Both of us
were tearing up.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
So it's not a thing that you can't put it
around your neck, it turned out because and I said,
that's never been a thing. Okay, I was trying to
make up a piece of protocol that didn't exist.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I kind of feel like you shouldn't put it around
your neck.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
But you know, well, let's lay into manat my nice steward.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
About later then that and Jerry Show podcast, How do
you feel about this?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Mat is a French actor, very famous French actor. His
name is Aline de Lan and his dying wish was
to when he died was to be buried with his dog.
Oh that's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
So his dog, I imagine, has already passed away, and
so he wants to spend the rest of eternity with
his dog.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
No, his dog was still alive and he died, and
he wanted the dog to be killed and then buried
with him. That's horrible, is that? Okay? I know his
family have gone. His family went yeah, yeah, sure, absolute
as good as dead. What's the French for dog shin

(22:45):
shin shin shin knit? So just a narrow one on
his timeline. So is he he's dying. He didn't know
he's dead now mate anyway, So he's dying and he's
going to his family. Hey, I love this dog so much.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Can you make sure that when I died this dog
also kind of passes away with me on to be
buried with this dog?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
But is this dog Glubo and healthy at the time
Lubo Lubo the dog doesn't look that young and that
fit that healthy Lubo. Lubo was ten and he and
the family said to him, you mate, that's no problems
with that. We're we peper okay? And then what heaven?
Once he died, then they Lubo kept keep living, all right.
They didn't end up killing They didn't kill Luba.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Are they going to have Lubo in there after Lubo dies?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Maybe they can have Lubo in them. But you have
to dig him up, wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, unless they left a dog fun or dog dog
door for him to get in. Allan Delaan yeah, Ellen Delon,
like he's been in some movies. It was in Asterisk
in the Olympics Games. He's been in Pulling the Pu
La Poor.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Do you know that film? He's described as the French Sinatra.
Ah right, whoeversh and goodlocks. He is. He's very handsome.
I mean I didn't look in this photo of him
here at eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Oh, he was making movies in ninety and sixty one.
He's very handsome. He made a movie in ninety fifty
one called Woman a Week. Oh, okay, he probably wouldn't
get that made these days.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, okay, very French. So he had. So he had
thirty five other dogs and his life that were buried
around us, around his property. Shouldn't have one of them?
Take one of those up and have an on with them?
But he said no.

Speaker 11 (24:16):
But he said Lubo.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Lubo was a special dog. He said, if I die
before him and allows to take us away together, he
put them to sleep in my arms. I'd rather do
that than know that he let himself die on my grave.
Was so much suffering.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Oh, so he's worried that the dog has There's been
stories of dogs, you know, standing keeping vigil by the
grave of.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Their master when that master dies. Because they don't know
what to do. He says, I had had fifty dogs
in my life, but they have a specially lessonship with
this one. He misses me when I'm not there. Ah right,
I see.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Does he believe like the Egyptians did that what you
get buried with you take into the afterlife?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Know about that?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Because does he think he's going to be running through
fields of gold.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
With Lubo with with Luba? He? Does he ever partner?
Where's is he? Does he have a partner?

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Because my concern is, I mean he's got a massive
white on for his dog, clearly and in fair play
to you, but what about if you're if you're a
partner or a wife or a husband of this man,
you'd be pretty good at I think if if you're
choosing the dog to be buried with rather than I
don't know your love or something.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yes, he's no mention of his partner or anyone else
of his family or anything like that. Was he in
a relationship with his dog? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I mean there's definitely some questions that need to be
asked there.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
He was in a movie called Local Cord about the
concord was nine. That makes sense. There's also a movie
called not for a darn about it? Is that about
Notre Dame looks like it by the.

Speaker 12 (25:50):
Cover, So anyway r I P and yeah, take hold Luo,
run the back of the barn and put asho of
its head and have it in the grave.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
It'd be fine. Does he want to be buried with anything?
Three four eight three hundred Hardacre. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
The Nation Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
We're just talking about that French actor Alain de Lane
whose dying wish was to be buried with his ten
year old at Belgian melanois called Lubo. Yeah. And then
his family went, well, he.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Wanted the euthanized. He wanted his dog euthanized and buried
with him. They said, nah, you asked the question, Jerry,
what would you like to be buried with? And this
texture on three four eight three said my internet search distrm.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I bet there's a lot of people out there that
would like that. We're just printed out on a like
PDF form. Imagine if at everybody's funeral they just went
through your history as part of the eulogy and on
the sixteenth of May he looked at it. Maybe be awful.

Speaker 13 (26:52):
I often think about what would you being on the life,
wouldn't I often think about maybe just putting a bit
of a reason for future generations, Like you know how
we talk about history a lot on this show, and
what happens when I don't know, mummies get brought up
back to life and stuff like that, and we make
such big assumptions about society from way back in the
day on like.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
One digging up or something like that.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
I've always thought about, maybe I should just get buried
with like I don't know, my hand on my downstairs
or something like that, and maybe four hundred years from now,
everyone's going to think, oh my god. For the longest time,
people were getting buried with the down with their hands
on the downstairs, and this was some kind.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Of big ritual.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
So maybe, look, I'm just fearful if he gets buried
with his dog. What they're going to think of our people.
I don't know five hundred years from now.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
It's sometimes interesting what was left behind. I knew a
person who's dad died and then his collection of stick
mags was quite challenging. Oh okay, yeah, he had leaned
into some quite interesting stuff magazine wise, and so the
house clean up was like Jesus dead. That was kind

(27:47):
of like your Internet searches three because he went suddenly.
So I think if he'd known, if he'd known, he
might have might have taken some stuff to the recycling
But Jesus Dad, So that's the analog version of.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Your if you boys passed away on the way home,
God forbid. Obviously I don't like to talk about this
because it's an awful idea, but imagine the top of things.
It would get dug up if you guys both passed
away today, What your family would end up having to
kind of filter through so slash search through.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
It would be horrific.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Jerry, I'm looking at you mainly me yea, and what
you've got? None of that you know under the bed
there just a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I do a monthly clean out for this exact reason,
just in case something happens. Don't worry about that. Coming
up after seven point thirty, we're going to talk about
things the reasons that were attracted to some people but
not others. Oh yeah, turns out there's a little bit
of science involved in it. Who would have thought, Okay,
at our seven forty five Science Health and well Being spot,

(28:40):
Matt and Jerry Show ready and foot of that.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's Jerry and Bell.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yes, it's Jerry. It's Cherry.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Lash, Jeremy.

Speaker 10 (28:53):
Mattie, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
It is seven thirty three times before you already that
can use headlines With Jimmy Wells.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
We're off to find the issues of the day. The
government is helping Auckland councilor of fund a global street
dance competition, and the Taxpayers Union isn't happy, it's calling
it nuts. The one point five million dollars has been
put towards the World Dance Cruise Championship next year.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well, we saw how well breakdancing we entapt the Olympics.
Do you think they could get Raygan over?

Speaker 5 (29:21):
I feel for breakdancs right across the globecually. I've got
quite a few friends that are in the operating circles
like this that have spent years working on their dancing. Yeah,
and now every time we see dancing in the headlines,
we can't help but think of the situation that happened
in at the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Ray Gan.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
For someone that claimed to love breakdancing, she has done
so much damage to feel the sport.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah. More than ten thousand people have used Auckland Council's
new ferry service to Winyard Quarter. The footbridge connecting the
area to the viaduct is closed until the end of
the year for a pairs. Did you see that story.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I saw it on the news last night and was
a town called Ross in the West Coast and their
bridge has been condemned by the council and they say
it's five million dollars to fix the bridge, and so
the town's cut off from the rail rail trail down
that way, which brings a lot of tourism. The camping

(30:13):
grounds spent millions and millions getting glamping tents in there
for all the people coming through. The big question for
me is we've got to sort something out where a
bridge like that costs five million dollars to fix. That
is the real problem. That is too freaking much to
fix that bridge. So we can't do anything. We can't
do any infrastructure because it costs too much to do it.
We need to do something where bridges don't cost own.

(30:35):
I don't know, I don't know what you do, but
we need to do something because you can't have towns
just being cut off like that.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Does seem a lot, doesn't it. And Liam Lawson will
have a full time drive in Formula one next year.
We will advise a helmet Marco confirming he'll be part
of either the main team next year or the sister outfit.
Give him a taste of key. We ah, God good?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Why are we so good at Why are we so
good at draining?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I've said this before. We're not We're terrible or it
is about it is three people who can drive that
really good.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Scott Dixon's very good, Yeah, Lean Lawson very good. Yeah,
Mashi it's terrible, Sterling Moss Possum born all right.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
The Mas and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
So mes she found an article called the Weird Reasons
We're attracted to some people but not others? Can we
obviously just do this really quickly?

Speaker 5 (31:24):
I'm not sure if I'm a massive fan of this
whole MESHI found this article because every time we talk
about something, it's MESHI found this, And I'm something to
think that's painting at image for me because I only
even bring something to the table that is related to,
you know, exactly this type of theme, and I don't
know it's us as a unit. We want to talk
about this together, don't we well?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
This article is by Sophie Luise. She's a trained sex
and libido coach who helps women enhance desire, pleasure, and
radiance in their relationships. What about me, she's so interested?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
She's not interested in enhancing my desire, pleasure and radiance.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
No, but if she enhances a woman, it might help you.
I'm very, very easy to enhance me. So she's I
heard that. So attraction tips, So here we go. So
look like attraction? So often people are drawn to those
who resemble themselves. Studies show that people rate dates with
similar facial features as more attractive. So you're looking for
someone that looks like you, Matt God, No, you're looking

(32:17):
for someone that looks like you, mate. I'm not looking
for anyone with massive earl libes and a big schnolls.
I don't know. That's not something that I'm interested in.
I feel like I'm doing the complete opposite. I'm looking
for someone that is as far away from me as possible.
I'm looking at I'm looking to breed out as many
issues as I possibly can. I mean, both Matt and
I have been doing a lot of breeding out that
that's that's our We've both had a massive desire to
breed things out there. So seasonal desire, so hormone levels,

(32:40):
particularly to sosterone peak and autumn. Did you know that autumn?
Really wonder why? Yeah, an autumn. I thought of time
for increasal better. I thought that would be a spring.
I would have thought so too, But apparently men find
women's bodies more attractive during winter. Really, yeah, due to
the contrast effect, so you can't see anything, so you're
more interested and uncovering.

Speaker 11 (32:59):
I see.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Well, this plays into what you used to get up
to back in Dnedan Matt. I mean, we've talked about
this before and this show, but it was one of
your favorite places to have a rendezvous because I think,
can I quote it was like unwrapping a prison.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, I do. Really you're saying that, Actually, no, we
talked about that off he sorry. Also, exercise and attraction
physical activity triggered symptoms similar to romantic attraction, like erasing
heart and sweaty palms.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Sweaty palms.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
So apparently expersising with your partner can rekindle desire and
long term relationships.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Those who play together stay together, as they say, now,
ovulation and attraction.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I think everybody knows about this, don't they. This is
no secret. So a study found that women are more
attractive to others during ovulation, is shown by high earnings
for strippers during this phase.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well, it's in interesting with ovulation as well. Women will
book more nights out on the town without their partners
at that time, and they won't This is a really
creepy part of it. They don't want to talk to
their dad.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Their dad.

Speaker 11 (33:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Now phone phone analytics, yeah, have found out that, yeah,
they take more steps, Yeah, do more things, get further
away from home and you want to speak to the
dad's list and I want to speak with more men. Yeah.
And debunking beer goggles as well. So, contrary to popular belief,
alcohol doesn't actually make others more attractive, but it can

(34:13):
boost your confidence, which can help in dating.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
So well, country to popular belief, I'm going to tell
you right now, Sophie Luise, Yeah, you are wrong. Really well,
she's really trying to say beer goggles isn't a thing.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
She's trying to say that. She's saying that you just
have more confidence and you'll have it, we'll have a
go more often. I mean, the thing is most men
are attracted to pretty much anything that's around them at
all times. Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
She's a trained sex and libido coach, trained by who
you know, She's self taught, self undered, she's.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
An amateur libido coaches.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
You go there, you go, well, good stuff all right, then,
and find someone that looks exactly like me. Sohing dude
and glasses up.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
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So the people have spoken and thanks to panhead pick
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(35:38):
the Back Rode to Corimandel.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Oh yeah, it's a beautiful stretched highway that loops right
round the Firth of Thames up to Coramandeltown.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah it's a good one. That one actually because it
starts in the back roads of East Auckland and then
you go through Cowakawa Bay or at a point Miranda
of course. Then she loops around the crossing at the
Kopoo bread Past, tens up the coast to Puru Timata
is stunning all the way along that coast and then

(36:08):
eventually you reach Coramandel town. So Wednesday next week we're
going to be heading off in a retro pickup to
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you were in the draw to win one thousand dollars
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(36:32):
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and gentlemen, you've won a thousand dollars fin Gael.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 11 (36:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
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Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh wow, Yeah, that's a little depressing.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Do you traverse the route to Corimandel a lot fun?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Not many times? Did you just randomly pick it of
Three'll be honest, I'll tell you what fingail. If you're
cruising through there. Of course, through Miranda, you'll see the Dotrels.
That's where the Doctorls hang out there on the on
the fifth of tenths. There you go, my Miranda. You're
a big Dottreals fan, then this is the route for you.
Nothing better than the Dottrels.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
And then oh, the godwins, the godwins, godwinss.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
They hang out there and then they fly to bloody
Siberia and back. Oh how good.

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Speaker 1 (37:48):
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twenty twenty four. A little later on your chance to
get your hands on Matt and My packages. Later on
as well, Joey Wheeler joins us on The Matt and
Jerry Show to talk through this weekends NPC and Ramfilly
Shield Rugby.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Currently three people have wanted my package and only one
person's wanted.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Your package, so you can't win for the week. You
ought to be honest when I when I specified what
I wanted in my package. I wanted to bolster up
my package a little bit. My package is looking a
little bit light. So I wanted a box of golf balls.
And then unfortunately Radio HADDICKI, we've they've got three golf
I was sinking a dozen. Yeah, I've got chocked blood.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
I've got a signed copy of my buck Life with Punishing,
got something else that I've forgotten.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
It's a great package. I've got a pair of Tulsi's
old socks in year old holy socks and speak soiled
next will appeal to a lot of people though, to
be honest, speaking.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Of Soiled Next, We've got my nice Stewart from the
acc and to talk.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
About the week's sport next and answers some allegations around
wearing michaeleb Lydes golden medal around his neck.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Then Matt and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Great pleasure to welcome into the studio Traitor of New
Zealand and the Olympic Movement. Acc Uni Stewart.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
You've really upgraded that rye aside where really I was
just saying when I are that when we met Mikayla
Blyde's medal, her gold medal.

Speaker 11 (39:15):
And consequently, Mikayla Blyde.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, yeah, well that's true, so I don't want to
be in a middle. Yeah, well we met her. She
Lovecayla Blyde's medal.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
So lovely, and you know, when you see a real athlete,
you realize that their bodies are very different from everyday people.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
I'm surprised you were looking anyway.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
You thought that you were allowed to just put the
medal on, and I thought there was protocol that if
you hadn't won the medal, you're allowed to put it
around your neck.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
But it turns out that it's not protocol.

Speaker 11 (39:37):
No, no, you're you're half right.

Speaker 14 (39:39):
The protocol is if you didn't win the medal, you're
not allowed to put it around your neck. But as
Mikayla said to me, we as a country won that middle,
so every one of us New Zealander is allowed to
put that medal around our necks.

Speaker 11 (39:50):
And she said that this is a medal for all
of us.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, what do you say to allegations that since you
have put that middle around your neck your life has
spent out of control. You turned up to the other
day with no pants.

Speaker 11 (39:59):
On, But that happened before I put the middle on.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Okay, sorry, Actually I also turned up to work with
no pants on as well, and I didn't put the
medal on.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
Yeah right, I.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Bet you were in the presence of a person who
had put the middle line of the curse a.

Speaker 11 (40:12):
Is it transferable?

Speaker 14 (40:13):
I will say last weekend in the Heartland, my beloved
South Canterbury just about lost for the first time in
about three years thirty seven to thirty six, So that's
pretty close.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yep.

Speaker 11 (40:22):
I don't know, but nothing.

Speaker 14 (40:24):
I mean, God knock on wood. It's probably going to
happen now that I'm aware of it. It's going to
be in the back of my head.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Everything I do. How was the medal? By the way,
how did it feel?

Speaker 11 (40:31):
Heavy? Gurthy?

Speaker 14 (40:32):
It's got iron steel in it from the Eiffel Tower,
and then it's coated and gold as well some silver
in there. It's got some silver in there, but it's
ripped predominantly gold. It has ripped on one sidebed for
your pleasure.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
It was beautiful and I almost teared up holding it.
Give them a taste the Kiwi I always.

Speaker 11 (40:51):
Say, one hundred percent. But yeah, no, now that you
said that it's in my head. Has there been other
examples historically of people putting on other people's meddles.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Yeah, for the Hindenburg, I think they were, and there
was some people for the Titanic as well.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, And I think weirdly enough, some people have actually
won the medals have put them around the next and
then things have spuriled out of control after that as well.
So maybe there's something else about the medal itself.

Speaker 11 (41:11):
Is that why Muhammad Ali threw his into the river?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Possibly?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, it wasn't It was MH flight three seventy.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Didn't they just been in a medal serm. They had
a whole lot of medals on board.

Speaker 11 (41:20):
Yeah, and that prob landed in the Andes.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Was that the they made each other? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (41:25):
It was at the Argentity in Sevensteen.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
And once again we failed to really get to sport.
So up next, well we'll talk to you about Shawny
Jake yep. And I understand you've got a ta B
hunch as well. Well.

Speaker 11 (41:36):
Yeah, but now I'm scared to put it because.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah, Lena, I thought I said the Mantain Jerry Show.
The SEC's me and I Stewart is joining us in
the studio. Big game obviously tonight at Sean Johnson Stadium. Mini.

Speaker 11 (41:56):
Yeah, I know, isn't it?

Speaker 14 (41:56):
Isn't it beautiful that they've renamed the stadium. What that
actually means I don't know, because the sign at the
front still.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Says as the people are going to be ordering the
Uber and not being able to find the stadium.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Have they updated over? Have Uber updated there?

Speaker 11 (42:08):
Has the train system updated itself?

Speaker 14 (42:10):
Keep an eye out for that one. But yeah, we're
going to be out there at the game. As said
Shawn Johnson's last game Seawn Johnson Stadium. What's Jazz Tavango
got to do to get a stands named Vanga? He's
been at the club for about a decade. He's one
of two players that came through the age grades for them,
And yeah, you can't even get a bloody hot dog
stand out there.

Speaker 9 (42:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
So obviously the Warrior's paying two dollars fifty five tonight,
Caneedy Bulldogs a dollar fifty three. But I believe that
you've got a hunch I do.

Speaker 11 (42:41):
I think two dollars fifty is probably quite short for
the Warriors.

Speaker 14 (42:44):
The Bulldogs are really humming at the moment, but it
is Sewan Johnson's last game at Mount Smart Stadium. The
tear b today have a full so they've got the
power plays. Then right underneath that is the Sean Johnson powerplays.
There's about twenty different bedding odds that all involve Sewan
Johnson because people, it's just sjay fever for me. I
think tonight every player in a Warriors jersey is going

(43:05):
to want to get Sean Johnson to try.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yes, and I.

Speaker 11 (43:09):
Suspect a few players and Bulldogs jerseys as well.

Speaker 14 (43:12):
If the game's a blowout with ten minutes to go,
why wouldn't you just let him throw to score? At
Shawn Johnson Stadium, that's paying about three dollars twenty at
the moment.

Speaker 11 (43:20):
So my hunches Sean Johnson anytime, try scorer.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Oh that's a good bit, I reckonn Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
So could you see someone over the line just standing
there waiting for Seann Johnson to catch up and then
just handing the ball You put it down.

Speaker 11 (43:33):
Yeah, like touch, you know, Andy, and you just wait
for that.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It's totally right.

Speaker 14 (43:38):
The guy who hasn't scored all season, you wait for him,
Yeahndred Because the other thing is if you've made a
breakaway and Shawn Johnson's next to you, you have to
throw it. So there's no way you want to be
on that highlight of the guy that didn't give it
to Sean Johnson totally. So yeah, I think the odds
are heavily in favor of that. Having said all of that,
the Bulldog's probably going to be like, absolutely not not tonight.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Well, it was emotional the other day on One News
I saw Sean Johnson talking about his final game and
what the club means to him and all that sort
of stuff, and it was he it was struggling to
hold the tears back.

Speaker 14 (44:09):
Oh, there's going to be a lot of And that's
what we've struggled with this year. The warrior is is
finding that reason to sort of keep going when we're
struggling a little bit, you know, when we get a
couple of tries scored against us. But I've seen that
his kids drawn him a picture for his last game.
They've put it on the back of his jersey. Oh God,
there's gonna be all sorts of special touching moments out
of the game.

Speaker 11 (44:27):
So I think that's really going to boy the team.

Speaker 14 (44:30):
Probably a little too late for twenty twenty four from
NUS could have announced it at the start of the year.

Speaker 11 (44:35):
I to help this a bit more. But yeah, I
think there's gonna be a lot there.

Speaker 14 (44:38):
And we commentating the game tonight, myself and Tony Love
out at the stadium, so we'll be able to tell
you all the things that are going on out there. Okay,
it might be the last time we ever commentate from
out of the ground. Really well, we've got access to
the light switch that controls the away coaches box. Oh yeah,
so the visiting coaches lights are entirely dependent on the
ac seeds come on a flash times and I know

(45:01):
so last time they did it, the coach one of
the lights off, so when the camera panned to him,
the glear would stop it from being shown.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
But you want that light on. When the Warriors score or.

Speaker 14 (45:13):
No stone cold knock on from the Bulldogs, they whip
rown to the cameras.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Coach coach, coach coach moment it's the dark. Yeah, there
we go. Also Ranfilly Shield. I see so Hawks Bay
taking on Northland tonight at five past seven? Oh was it?

Speaker 11 (45:29):
I thought it was? I thought it was four twenty.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Twenty is what Northland are paying to win? A Hawks
pay paying a dollar twenty? Interesting, isn't it the odds
for twenty for Northum to win? I thought?

Speaker 11 (45:41):
And that's seeming off stadium, is it?

Speaker 6 (45:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I don't think so. I think course.

Speaker 11 (45:47):
Ranfilly Shield challenge.

Speaker 14 (45:49):
Look that lucky to be challenging for the shield Northland
because by right South Kenory should have taken it off
Hawks Bay this year.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Sure.

Speaker 14 (45:55):
Unfortunately they weren't able to put the funds together to
fly a whole team to Hawks Bay, so they never
did challenge for the shield.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
There's something about the shield still. Yeah, I reckon the
fact that anyone can win it. Yep, most unions have
won it. There's a little bit of powder on there.
If that's put you're into, there's that it's a one
off game.

Speaker 11 (46:12):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 14 (46:13):
If Northland wins it, it'll do the tour of all
of the schools and it'll all the kids will begin.
Just keep your kids about a foot or two away
from the actual shield itself.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
There's so much disease and a class on there.

Speaker 11 (46:24):
Still get the photo, keep a little bit of distance.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I see there. I'm just having to look at some
of the Sean Johnson odds that are going on tonight
Seann Johnson five hundred plus kicking meters, that's paying a dollar.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
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Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yesterday is having a wee bit of a chat after
the show to Meshy and like it. You know, I
messually turned twenty five last Sunday, and I think sometimes,
you know, when you're twenty five, you can turn twenty
five and all of a sudden, you think, where's my
life going? What have I done? And you become a
little bit panicked. You're still an intern on the Met
and Jerry Show after four years.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Well that's what I've been doing for the last kind
of three four weeks since I've and that it was
my birthday and I was going to be my quarter
life kind of crisis moment, and I jokes aside, I
have been thinking about that kind of thing. You get
to your mid twenties, Well, I, well, this is what
I'm finding is I've got to my mid twenties and thinking, Jesus,
where what's going on here? I've got to actually start
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you sent back some lovely advice.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
I sort of. I remember being twenty five, and I
remember thinking that you have to do a whole lot
of stuff. And now I'm in my late forties and
I'm realizing that she's twenty five is young, and she's
a long game. And I came back with some cricket analogy.
I'm sorry. I'm very proud of it, very proud of
the advice, because the deeper I got onto the analogy,

(47:39):
the more I realized that that every single life situation
you can apply analogy was on.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
The advice you give to everyone else around credit. Play
the line of the downstairs. No, just protect that one
region straight back, and then throw the hands in it.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Spray it around, throw the hands that if you're bowling,
spray it around.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
I was relieved that that was not the advice to
play the line of the No. That was not the
advice that was given to me. Are you going to
read out the advice? I'm going to read you this
is what this is what I was looking for.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Some advice.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
You've got any sort of emotional music, you can fire
up the MESHI I'll probably just.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Give it a bit of gravity. Ass okay, I can
give us some gravitz ass.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
If you'd like me, just find some advice from Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Well, so I said to Meshi. Meshi, we're playing test
cricket here. You've made the team, you're batting, you've opened
the innings, you've just about seen off the new ball.
But it's only early days. Put your flatten out later
and you can relax and score freely. But you've got
to be in to do that. Keep your head down,

(48:37):
work the ones and twos, bet in partnerships with whoever's
at the other end, and turn the strikeover. Build an innings.
You don't have to play every shot in the book
to score a hundred. It takes patience. That is what
I said to Mashi. That was my advice, my cricketing analogy.
It sounds like good advice.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Yeah, so this is what Also, I would also say
that as in the twenties, the time to be a
bit more rash and slam a few because you've got
many more innings to come.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Well, then Meshi came back and said, if you grew
up watching my batting, you wouldn't have used this analogy.
And then he said, because unfortunately, all I know how
to do is charge down the wicket and had to
four through the covers off the first ball, striking at
two fifty. That's what you want to do to Meshi.
Life is in the tea twenty Meshi. Oh God, but
you can adapt. And he came back and he said

(49:23):
two words this is this is what Meg came back
very wise from Meshi. He said two words, McCallum at
the basin.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
So then I said, you know, McCullum at the basin
that that three scored where we were striking it in
the one fifties. Yeah, And I'm saying, your analogy is
falling flat here, Jery, because people out there that can
do both. Yeah, people can go hard and fast while
also still progressing.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Because my advice would be, well, your eyes are good,
go for it, and then shut up shop when the
wheels start coming off.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
That's what I'd say.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I'd say, your twenties is the time to take the
big swings.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
What happens if you're out, what opens If you're out,
then if.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
You're out there, mornings to come doesn't matter. If you
go out, Like, if you're out now, Jerry, you're out.

Speaker 11 (50:06):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
But Meshi if he goes out, there's.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
A wheeze next weekend. I've been sitting in the shed
for the whole time watching other people beat. I don't
want people to make the same mistake I made.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
MESHI get yourself a nice seat in the shed. Sit back,
don't even put the pads on.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Just watch other people beat. Show radiating.

Speaker 11 (50:30):
It's not cher it.

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(51:12):
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Speaker 3 (51:23):
Do you see Donald Trump did his first outdoor rally
since he got shot. He's got the PLEXI, he's got
the bullet proof glass in front of him now, quite amazing.
He didn't have that considering you know, how hyped up
things and there's so many people that I mean that
you know, on both sides hate each side so intently.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Like the pressure that's been built up.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
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Speaker 1 (51:51):
Quite amazing. Yeah, an all black icon. Sir John Kerwin
is praising Scott Robertson and Leon McDonald for coming to
a quick decision to part ways in the sides coaching
set up. So John says it's the right call. Why
do you think was happening in there, Jeremy, Yeah, it's
a good question. So I think Leon McDonald was the
head coach of the Blues. Yeah, Scott Robertson and Leon
McDonald played together. They'd also coached together, yeah Crusaders, and

(52:14):
I think they parted well after a year of coaching together.
So that probably even though they've been teammates, they maybe
are not necessarily people that see eye.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
To why but they weren't an arranged marriage. They went
there together.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah, I know. And then obviously I think you know,
Liam McDonald apparently it is around Mark to Lear. That's
what That's what I heard last night on the news.
Oh really so yeah, one of the issues was Leon
McDonald wanted Mark to Lear to play and then Mark
t Lear was dropped last week, right, So maybe things
came to a hit over that. But I mean you
can have disagreements, Yeah, you can have disagreements.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
It must be something deeper than just one selection because
Raised Robinson the other day in a press conference said
what was the most biggest change with the All Blacks?
And he goes, a lot of selectors. There's a lot
of selectors involved, because there is, isn't there?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Yeah, the All Blacks.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
It's not not a coach's call, yeah, or in cricket
kind of often ends up being sometimes a captain's call,
doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yeah. Well, they're about to embark on what's going to
be a very very challenging couple of weeks because you're
heading to South Africa playing two tests, one and Johannesburg,
the other one in Cape Town and South Africa are
playing well and they're at home, and that's going to
be a massive challenge for the all Blacks. Well one,
thanks for.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Short le On McDonald, great New Zealander, talented coach. He
will not struggle to find another job, of course not then.

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Speaker 1 (56:35):
So it's gone under the radar? Are we been over
the last couple of weeks while the All Blacks have
been playing? But there are seven MPC games on this weekend,
including a ran Philly Shield challenge tonight hold as Hawk's
Bay taking on Northland at McLean Park. So to talk
through some of the games, former Tasma Marco and our
Sky Sports commentator friend of the Matt and Jerry Show,
Joey Wheeler.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Morning, Joey. What's the ram Fairly shield looking like at
the moment? Have they given it a down?

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Fellas? Yeah, I'm sure. I'm not sure the celebrations will
get quite out of ten but the Bay boys, but
you know, just a little bit of puffy like the
bloke down here and Eden sit after he fixed it,
he can remember bogging it up a couple of times.
So I'll go with that angle, fellas, I'll go with that.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Smart Yeah, So I've knows we've got a chance of
taking the shield against the Bay.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Jo, I don't think so. I'll give it a right
hot crack as they always will that they're proud obviously
a proud union the North on Tunny Path. They'll go
down there and it always gets the best out of teams,
doesn't it. Jerry. The Ramfley Shields still the most prized
position in the NPC, so it's found to be a
doozy a game. But I just think Hawk's Bay. They've

(57:47):
got too much class, pretty much a super rugby team
and plenty of depth of the bench, so I just
think they'll be too big, too strong.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, I don't have to be having a joke here,
but they've got Northland at four twenty and I that
quite interesting. I mean the great thing about the Shield.
There's been a lot of upsets over the years though,
and I would I'd.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Love to see nothing more because I know that those
blokes in that tunny fat team they'll probably default the
next week and literally take that Shield on tour around
the far North and party like it. I'll be right,
and I love nothing more to see see.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Well, what are the other games that are exciting you
this weekend?

Speaker 6 (58:29):
Well, obviously my Tess Marco mate coming up against Counties.
They'll wipe the floor with them. But the one that
we all love to see, it's the old Auckland versus Canterbury,
the two fos that just go back the history between
those two. There's never any love lost between them. Canterbury
are hitting up the road to Auckland, so hopefully they
smack them on the nose after Otago did this job

(58:51):
to Auckland last week down here and dirty old dunners.
So I'm sure Auckland will be highly motivated for that.
So that's probably the game of the round of I'm
being honest.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, and I'm having a look here. I'm pretty sure
tomorrow four thirty five at Eden Park they can't raise
it might be the Auckland Secondary Schools final as well.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Oh one a final? Who's the neck? Can you tell me, Jerry?

Speaker 10 (59:13):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I can? I'm pretty sure it's Saint Kent's and either
Kelston or Sacred Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Okay, so Sat Kent wor Worth what sixteen scholarships on
their team?

Speaker 9 (59:26):
But yeah, I think the rules change the rules for Yeah,
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I'm pretty I know it's thinking's I'm praying and reason
I think it's I think it's Kelson, but it might be.
It might be sacred heart. MAT's doing the research now,
Joey what you'll have a bit of inside word. What's
happening between Razor and Leon?

Speaker 6 (59:51):
Well, I don't know, but it's quite it was really
took the nation by surprise, didn't it. You know, what
are we? What are we? Five test matches and the
first year of Raisor's reign and one of us good
ex teammates, fellow coaching comrade for a long time, has
been resold out of the All Backs coaching group and

(01:00:13):
to what seems like, you know, obviously coaching differences. But
you would have thought they were employed for a year
before they started. You would have thought that they would
have worked out how they want the attack function. So
a little bit surprising, if I'm honest, Jerry, what's your
boys take? Have you got any inside work because you're
you're normally pretty close ear to the ground up there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Maddy's got some flations, got wild speculations, Okay. So I
just think that that the job of being the All
Blacks coach is quite a quite a political thing, and
I think there's a lot on there's a lot of
there's a lot of selectors involved and maybe Razor just

(01:00:55):
doesn't want another another year. He's got enough enough people
to battle with without having to battle with his assistance.
That's just my theory.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
I don't know. I'm just pulling that out of my ass. Joey.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Yeah, a lot of cooks in the kitchen. I don't
mind that theory yet. What I think they've got around
seven coaches or something, so a lot a lot of
opinions on where the site should you know, maybe the
selection should go and whatnot. But yeah, I can see
how you come to that conclusion. Many I don't mind it.
I don't mind that theory, but who would know?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Who would know?

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Hopefully in time, I'm sure Razor will do another WE
documentary series and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
We'll find out. Great, we'll find out one day. And
I found out who this first fifteen one A final is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
It's the Saint Kennigan's Saint Kennigan's Scholarship fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I don't know anything about that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Other against Kelston Boys High and that's two twenty at
Eaton Park.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah, good games, bloody good rugby that Joy Wheeler. Thank
you so much for joining us this morning.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
Love your work fellas, keep it right on all right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
See you mate. That is the Matt and Jerry Show
for another week. Great New Zealander Joe with Great New
Zealand podcast is going to be out at eleven am
this morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you find your pods.
Have a lovely weekend. We'll see you on Monday.

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