July 28, 2024 • 24 mins
In this edition of the Daily Bespoke, Jerry gets fizzed up for an upcoming trip to Lalapalooza.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You kind of sound like Batman?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Really?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Yeah? Okay, you just think.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I should do the whole pod light now? Sorright?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Scared Buzzard.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It is the twenty ninth of July twenty twenty four,
and welcome all you bespokey donkies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast. Hey,
I'm back on the horse music wise. I performed today
tomorrow tomorrow with Rude Intrusion at a friend's birthday party
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh how'd that go?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
How did that go?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I was quite steamed when I got up on stage,
so my nice words came out all wrong, Like I
sort of salurred my nice words that I was saying
to my friend Phil Smith about his birthday, they sort
of came out.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Were you singing the words? Did you? Did you sing
you in nice words? Yep? I did?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Hey are you going to Lola Palooza? Speaking of music,
aren't you?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I am? I am going on Wednesday night?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And I understand a lot of polues in Chicago at
Grant Park. We went there once and many years ago,
didn't We jerried.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
To get it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It was a great time, but you got upgraded out
of pure luck to a VIP ticket. I'm just looking
at what you get with a VIP ticket. Dedicated on
field viewing at both North and South main stages just
behind the Platinum Viewing area Platinum Viewing areas. Twenty five
hundred ticket, unlimited access to two VIP lot of lounges
featuring relaxed seating, shade air conditioned restrooms, plus direct access
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to the on field viewing areas. Private bar with drinks
for purchase and both VIP lounges. Dedicated food for purchase
in both VIOP lounges. Complimentary water and VIP lounges. Golf
cart shuttle transportation between LOLA lounges North and South. Jumbo
screen and a lot of lounge North with live streaming
from the main stages. Complimentary festival here and glitter services,
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lawn games and more. Lockers and mobile charging units for rent.
Dedicated VIP concierge to assist with your festival needs. AH,
dedicated VIP concubine to assist with your sexual needs. Excuse me, wow,
Dedicated rear entrance into the festival.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I see they've also got complimentary sell on services. We
have here in glitter stylists to give you insta ready
looks available in the North lounge.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Will you begin the glitter job?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Why the hell not?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Will you be walking around shirt off with just glitter breasts?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, I did last time over there. Yeah, remember I
spend a bit of time on your shoulders last time
with there, I was crowd conduct crowd conducting back towards
the crowd wasn't watching the band. I was just crowd
conducting back the other way.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It was crowded conducting to the nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It was really good shirtless because I've been working out,
so a shirtless crowd conducting back the other way. I
was looking for a hookup.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I thought when we were getting on the shoulders, I
thought it'd be a better option for me to be
on your shoulders as opposed to it the other way around.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I don't mean this with any offense. That was what
I would have expected to be in the case.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Now, I remember you saying to me that you should
have me on your shoulders because you're more like Gimli.
You said, you're stronger. You've got the stronger base with
the shorter legs and lowest center of gravity, and it's
going to be safer.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I did this there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You go there, you go like, I've got some I've
got some video of that.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'll have some blusters up in their social pipes.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
There he is there, that's what the shirt on.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Can you see these?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Surely I had the shirt off put these?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
How many years ago? Was this?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Sorry? Two thousand and fifteen?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Pushing it?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Was it twenty sixteen?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm not sure I get it right.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Everyone.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
We're doing a lot of travel at that stage, running
oay the World Cup twenty fifteen.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Were you guys just do fun stuff on this?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We did?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And then Jerry got a good win on seven sharp
and all our travel got shut down.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh my god, you were shirtless Jesus Christ shirts. Can
we blast those up on social?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Send them over, thanks made boy. I put those. They'll
get some big numbers.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
True. One day pass one thousand dollars New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Four day past twenty eight hundred? New Zealand? And that
was a bed later? Too bad?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That's quite sixy and bed later, isn't it. I had
such a good time Matt and I last time we
went to Lollapaloosa because.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That was the best meal I've ever had. Remember that
that restaurant we went to oh and I ordered the
crab and oh ye, delicious fucking thing I have ever eaten.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's right. And the guys came around and taxa. The
guys had white taxes. That was serving us food. There
you go. We this is so.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Much fun knowing things you guys used to get up
to them.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh, we had some good times. That was nearly that
was nearly ten years ago. We we. You can walk
around Lollapalo's. This is why it's quite cool, because you
know New Zealand Festival is so great. And you can
get yourself a caraffe of wine. So remember we got
those carafs. You can buy caraffs of red wine and
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these plastic caraffs were a cup and just drink till
your heart's content. Just wandered around with your caraffe of wine.
Nobody questions you. The hardest thing when we were there
was the queue to the toilets, because I remember I
was absolutely busting at one stage and I had to
line up in a queue.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Your vop toilets will really serve you well, because what
happened we started having to join the queue before we
needed to go to the toilet. That's right, So you
almost going to the front, drinking all the way to
the front, and then you're back to the queue for
the toilet.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And let me, yes, guys that you've both been into
the same cubic little to say some time. Well, yeah, yeah,
we had yeah, right, sure we had to.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It was a few people too. People seemed to be
doing exactly the same thing as us. A lot of
poop too, people, a lot of a lot of duos
coming out of time.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It does, it certainly does. Yeah, and then no flushing
sound when you come out.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
No, weirdly, we're going on there, Rea, who was second
to pockets? Yeah, exactly who was there when the red
Chili peppers?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yep? Radio Head?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Radio Head, jesus, someone's someone passed me what I thought
was just a normal cigarette.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
When we're watching radio Head.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yes, was it not?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It wasn't it was.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Tallest African American gentleman handed me this cigarette and he goes,
height you wanted it to this? And I was like,
as I said, is that just a cigarette? Is it
a duney blue?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What does it?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And he goes you used the movie and boy a boy.
I had a like a sort of extra terrestrial experience
watching Radiohead, I transcended into another realm.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Turns out that quite good on because that that sort
of stuff is quite the.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Big buildings of Chicago because it's in it's in town
pretty much, or you know, like it's in the city.
So you Grant Park, Grant Park. You see these beautiful,
big buildings in the background. You go radio Head playing
absolutely none of their hits.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
How did the Americans feel about the way that you go?
Is called it Grant Park because it's quite a It's
one of the between our language language, Grant Park and
Grand Wait do they call it park or park?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Par park?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
That makes sense?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Grand?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I think they called it Grant Grand.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
How would the Buddha from North and Sand Grand Park?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So what was it?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Can you say?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Or you don't know? You don't want to say what
it was?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did you have any of that?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
It wasn't just.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Did I think it was more than the moments? I
don't know what it was. Did you have a spiritual
experience as well? I didn't speak for about a day
after that.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
The brain is so clear.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I remember it being very good for that particular band.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I remember that worked a great rhythm siction it's now illegal.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Of course it's now legal. It's now legal marijuana and
Illinois is it. Yes, it is. Go to your stores
and just buy it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Great city, Great city, absolutely recommend, haven't been there before,
exemptly recommend, at least stupid me recommend because we did
everything together.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But the architectural tour.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I'm going on the architectural tour on the Yarra. I'm
going on the one the era.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I think it's the the Yarra so much fun.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm jealous going on the architecture the architectural tour, and
I because I've been before. I'm going with some and
some friends, no kids. And the first thing I said
to to my friends, we should go on the architectural tour,
and they said that sounds like a great idea. Because
they're quite cultured people. We should go on it on
the first day we arrive, because that way it gives
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you a good sense of history about the whole place.
In that way, when you're walking around, you immediately know
more things.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Mess and rude.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I just put a picture of the architectural tour up
on them lovely.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The guy who was hosting the architectural tour was reminded
me of George R. R. Martin.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Hang on that river seems to be quite green.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, they green it up for Saint Petty's name. Oh,
you've just given me a Saint Petty's day vision our
architectural tour gud George R. R.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Martin.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, he was massively fair and your ship, but he
was fat VG and Georgia Martin.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Who's Georgia R. Martin Game of Thrones writer? Yeah, and
he was your tour guid. Yeah he looked like either
Georgia R.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Martin Confused me for a second there, I thought that
that wrote Game of Thrones might also be the tour guide.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Big unit's a lot. I went to Trump We went
to the Trump Plaza, Trump Tower.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, we did that, didn't we We did?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
And we went to Wrigley Field. I'm going to regular
Field again, we said in the disabled section by a mistake.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Looks a lot like Gotham City, doesn't it? Of course
the Dark Knight film there.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh really Yeah, they've got all of the interesting they've
got the loop with the trains and they sit above
the roads like a monorail but not.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yes, yeah that's a good look. I like trains to
do that. Yeah, I think they have those in a
few of those. I mean, there you go, so when
do you leave and how long you go?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
For living on Wednesday? But this time around, Matt, because
I learned from last time and this time around, I
thought we need to get a place that's closer to
Grant Park.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
We were all ways away and it was one of
those classic inside trips where you turn up at your
hotel and they've never heard of you. Oh that's right,
that just happened to me recently, But yeah, you turned up.
We turned up really late after a number of flights
ats the middle of the night there like there is
absolutely no record of you guys, and there's no rooms, and.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
We're like, do you know what I've decided?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
This blows that's right. And then we didn't We couldn't
get our ticket. And then they said, and don't worry,
it's really easy to get your tickets because that just
you can just go and get them at the gate.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And it was the most rainy I've ever been, the
most rain coming from the sky in my life I've
ever experienced. Remember, were trying to get in and no
one at the gate could even had any idea we
were there.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
No I've got.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
A theory about this, Can I shear it?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
After the brak shit cheer?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Can't wait for Messa's theory.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
And we're back and we're just in the middle of
talking about why now come every time Matt goes to
a hotel on our work trip that they don't know
that exists? Yeah, me and THEMS so a little bit
of traveling. Oh not there recently, but anyway, we did
the same thing and we could not figure out for
the life of us why every hotel we went to
didn't know that we were coming. Yeah, And at first
(11:10):
I questioned it administrative abilities, which was a dangerous, dangerous life.
A sky boy was dangerous ski boy, So I left.
I left that. I then shifted on. But I've decided
it is because an in Zen. We've got such a
wide on for like those third party websites to book, yeah,
book to book things, and no one ever does it
just directly through the hotel anymore. So every time we
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showed them our bocking and they were like, oh, no,
this is legitimate, But they were like, it probably just
didn't come through to us because you've gone through websites.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Of I always because you search and you have to
go so many layers back before we can actually give
them money straight to the hotel because they lose the money.
So I'll always go to their actual site and you
actually generally get a really good deal right from their hotel.
And then and then they then they will, as you say,
have a record of you.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, I should do. I need to start doing that,
because you're right about two out of three times. I
feel like now these days they go, We're like, we
wun't expect you. We can fit you in U sede.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It's getting a bit of booking totals. But it used
to always be a surprise, like it was the first
time anyone had ever been booked into a hotel. It
takes about four hundred hours to get in there where
they go through and do a bunch of stuff. You like,
surely I've booked a room just click. It feels like
a one click thing.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It reminds me of rental cars. Oh god, how long
did you turn up to rental car? Haven't I booked this?
Rental cars like you basically book it all over again. Yeah,
it's weird, I reckon. There's a gap in the market
for a rental car company where you just turn up
and they've got the keys ready to go, and then
you just go. Essentially you sign a form real fast
on a screen and then they and then you bugger off.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I think you go the one step for the back
and that like everything could be done before you even
get there.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Cars turned on, it's ready to go, it's waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Well know, you've got pictures of your license in this list.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You do all that ship at home? Wh wouldn't you
do that before?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
And then you can get there, like you're saying, sign
it off and keys and off I go. It sucks
for you.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It blows.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
And why are they still operating computer paper?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah they do it?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Why they're still operating the computer paby with holes in it?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Can I ask you guys a question because I was
watching an episode of The Amazing Race the other night
and all these people were complaining because they got sent
to a travel agent to book some flights, and they're
all like, shit, I have not used travel agent for
so long because I just book everything online. When would
you have last gone into like a flight center or
someone like that to book book flights?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Well, recently I was booked on a trip away using
a travel agent and they fucked everything up, and I
was like, OK, I can fuck everything up myself, you
know I can. I can fuck up everything. Don't you
worry about me. I can make a mistake. I don't
know what data is, I don't know what city is,
I don't know anything. But that's why I might use
the travel agent for them to fuck it up.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's annoying.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I don't have a lot of give when it comes
to travel agents getting things wrong. Logistically, I feel like
one thing that's the thing, Like it's the thing that
they need to get right. And if there's questions that
I'm asking over seas, more travel agent the States. I've
got good prices going to the States perform. I had
friends that traveled over to the States. Travel agents do
quite well in the States.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Okay, right, Yeah. Because around the COVID time as well,
travel agents came back because there were so many weird
forms you had to fill out and you didn't know
what country you're allowed to travel to, which ones you weren't.
The documents that you had to have, vaccination certificates, all
sorts of shit.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
That's why I say, don't just book it, Thomas cook.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
It Ah, They good. Are they well? They still exist?
Say that I think they've gone.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
When I was I traveled into the States post COVID
in twenty twenty two. As soon as you could travel
into the States, we went in there. And to get
out of the States, I had to have another thing
to say that I didn't have COVID. Do you remember
those times? And to prove you didn't have it? Anyway,
I went to this car park in Salt Lake City
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and it was just this. It said I was looking
for places that you can go and have these tests done,
and in New Zealand they were everywhere and they were
really easy to locate. I went to Salt Lake City
and I was driving around and I had to get
a taxi, about one hundred dollar taxi to get to
this place. Got there and it was in this car
park of a strip mall. And the TEXTI drives driving around,
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he goes, I don't I don't know where this is.
I've got no idea. I thought it would be like
a shop or some kind of like testing lab or something,
driving around and then we found it because I'd been
driving past this thing the whole time. It was essentially
a portloo that was sitting in the middle of a
strip mall and there was this person that came out
and they were wearing ppe and they had a mask on,
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and we pulled up in the car and then they
I they rund on the window and this dodgy person
came out of a out of a portoloo I spat
in this thing. They went away. They went on to
the portoloo I reckon. They were in there for ten seconds.
They came back out with a piece of baby. Yep,
you sweet. It was an absolute scam. There was no
doubt about it that there was no way that they
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were testing for any It was just a made up
tester loose. But they had a form that they felled
out which totally got me through the airport. And it
was absolutely fine. It was really interesting. I thought, good
on those people. Do you remember got it a gap
in the market failed it?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Do you remember about how much it would have cost
you to do that fake test?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah? It was, it was It was, I do remember.
It was forty US.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
So like the've price decked quite well, THEVE price deck
quite well because there's not you're not going to ask
too many questions.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I just wanted was paying forty dollars just to get
a positive negative test, and they just give negative tests
to anything, which is like sweet, I'll pay forty bucks.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, that was what yeah, I had because otherwise fuck that,
what do you do exactly?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But the other part about it was you might contract
it in the so you had to get the test
forty eight hours before you traveled. Yeah, up to I
could have got twenty four hours. Like, it's a weird.
That was such a stupid system.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
All of that stuff was thrown so it was it
was all about appearance as a so nearly everything to
do with COVID was about governments appearing to do the
right thing.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But it was all.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So so random and based on nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, I'm just looking here the things you can and
can't take into lolapalooza. So any bags that are not
clear and bags that are made up of clear plaster,
you can't take an aerosol containers, blanket sheets and towels, Frisbees, coolers,
framed backpacks, any and all professional audio recording equipment, professional cameras,
any kind of professional video equipment, drones, hammocks, glass containers,
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illegal and elicity.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Let take let's take a bombing and you let's take.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Bombs outside, food, beverage, umbrellas, pets, selfie sticks, skateboards, scooters, bikes, tents,
fair totems, totem poles. You're not allowed to take in
a totem pole because I bet measured there's a rising
tide of people trying to take totem poles into these
sorts of things.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Well, I can't go in there any things.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What about dilly? Let's take dillion doesn't say anything, not
takeing a dilly.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
At what point, though, is all.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Let's take a weapon, because because if they don't say dilli,
that is as to what mess is You're just taking
a totem pole.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And your tell them it's a dilly. It's not me,
that's a totem pole.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
It's actually still I ask you to prove it, mate.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
They'll be like, okay, stick it up your ass, and
you're right, there's a token pole.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You got me, you got me.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You can't take the fireworks, large chains, bicycles, carts, chairs,
or Chicago parkshibit smoking of any kind, including vape. But
you can't vape, I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Vae in there.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Come on, come on, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Are you allowed to go and new good question. It's
not a nudity at festivals these days. What will be
like over there will be kind of quite summary.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
It was quite very hot. There'll be some glad of
TETs out.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
That's suxst.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Don't look at them. You don't notice them.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I don't see them, see them, I don't see them.
A woman can wear whatever she bloody wants minto. A
woman can wear any men she wants. A man can
wear were a woman you have you seen that bloody
movie Science Lamps. A man can wear a woman's.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
True don't be love of plus you know, I feel
a bit intense.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Why don't you wear woman pants? Yeah, Jerry, let buffalo belt.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Well made of woman skin. Yeah, and pick someone in Chicago.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Something probably good to be fair. Craigslist Craigslist, Yeah, have
either of you bought anything off cegslist before?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Jesus because they call it craigslist crag.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Because that's the one thing I want to do. I
want to go over to the States to buy something
of Craigslist.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You must drag craig.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So what are you going to do about the drug situation?
Jerry me, Yeah, what do you mean? The drug situation
is legal, all of them.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Cannabis is legal.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
So that's what you're taking me.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I'm not taking I'm not taking anything.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I don't even take cannabis. No, but it is legal.
It's not legal here. No, I should make the most
of it.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I'll tell you what's quite good. The little coffee bean,
little marijuana coffee beans. I had those last anamals in
the States. They're good. They're bloody good. You just chilling them,
you chew them and they they go. They're quite good.
The old marijuana coffee beans, are they? Yeah, chocolate chocolate
with a coffee bean on the inside of them and
then with the marijuana chocolate on the outside.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
They don't get your stone, do they No, They're just
for taste. What about Caitland Butts. You're going to go
watch Caitland Butts on the last day on Sunday Caitland Butts.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah, totally. And Haddy, I'm going to see Hoddy Black.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Take what's the best festival you've ever been to?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
For me, it was reading.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
There's a good reading reading?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Was it muddy?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, that's good, that's very good. That's good read.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Do you have Glasschenburry. You've been to Glasschenberry. I haven't
been to glass dough. Oh you've been to Breading, not
glasson Reading, not Glass. I've not been to Reading or
Gladden Glasstionberry. I've been to Cochello. That was good, although
I thought, and this is controversial, Lolla Blues was better.
A lot of people find that very controversial because it
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was in the city.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It was better because you're actually in the city where
you've got to You've got to fight your way out
to bloody Cachill. It's in the middle of no where.
It's at the desert. Yeah, yeah, right, fight you away there.
You've got to fight your way back. It's annoying.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You go.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Look, have you ever thought about doing a trip to
burning Men? The four of us getting burning Men for
a weekend? Because somebody tells me.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
The four of us?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
You know, that's exactly what I like, That's exactly what
I meant, is that's what I wanted.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
It was a disaster this year, wasn't it.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
It.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
It got flooded, didn't it. It turned into a horrific,
horrific mud. It was horrific. People were I think people
did someone die or I think it got to the
point where people were having to be evacuated. It was
not good this year. So why don't we send you mesh?
Speaker 5 (21:49):
I don't need to go to the no.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I just I wanted to twenty fifth to September two.
You're on your way, mess.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I wanted to do something as a team.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Why don't we There's one that the notorious Pantsman Joel
Harrison is going to in a.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Couple of weeks at mate, which one get?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Is that the one that's in Belgium or Germany?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Or where is Isn't it Turkey or some ship Turkey?
It's not you know where it is? Though? Yeah? Over there?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Where is it? Is it Belgium?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
I don't think it is. Where's the Pantsman's gun?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Is a get that one sounds? Is it Austria? No?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
How do you suppose to get you reckon z?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
E G G E T or someth e T get
the festival get fiesty.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
So Pantsman's just going to run over there and oh,
here's the get festival so you can go on Kenticky,
you can get it.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Mate? Just trying to figure that out?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
What country is it?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I should just say straight away.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
First of all, trip advisor dot. Okay, but where is
it the trip?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
It's not trip Advisor, mate, that's not a country.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
You've been strangely aggressive here. I'm trying to figure it
out for you or some photos.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
That's a problem with your generation. You can't even use
the research tools the search engines to actually search you.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Pist.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
That's right, hungry, hungry. Yeah, so that's a big one.
That's where everyone's going. I think it's five six, seven days.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
What do you call a hansy god, a Budapest.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
That's quite good. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
To we end on that.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, we can't get any bit of.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
All right, Jeremy's holiday there.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
We have enjoy that one y, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Can I just say before we go dead Paul and Wolverine?
Good movie?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
I'm going tomorrow night? It's good now, I'm not going
tomorrow Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Alright? Okay, okay, all right?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Are you going?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Do it?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
We all going to the cream Pie wards tomorrow night?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Alight?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
All rights?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
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Speaker 2 (24:05):
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Speaker 1 (24:05):
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Speaker 2 (24:25):
Bless Blessed, blessed. Give them a taste of keyw from me,
You kind of sound like Batman?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Really?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Yeah? Okay, you just think.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I should do the whole pod light now? Sorright?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Scared Buzzard.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It is the twenty ninth of July twenty twenty four,
and welcome all you bespokey donkies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast. Hey,
I'm back on the horse music wise. I performed today
tomorrow tomorrow with Rude Intrusion at a friend's birthday party
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh how'd that go?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
How did that go?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I was quite steamed when I got up on stage,
so my nice words came out all wrong, Like I
sort of salurred my nice words that I was saying
to my friend Phil Smith about his birthday, they sort
of came out.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Were you singing the words? Did you? Did you sing
you in nice words? Yep? I did?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Hey are you going to Lola Palooza? Speaking of music,
aren't you?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I am? I am going on Wednesday night?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And I understand a lot of polues in Chicago at
Grant Park. We went there once and many years ago,
didn't We jerried.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
To get it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It was a great time, but you got upgraded out
of pure luck to a VIP ticket. I'm just looking
at what you get with a VIP ticket. Dedicated on
field viewing at both North and South main stages just
behind the Platinum Viewing area Platinum Viewing areas. Twenty five
hundred ticket, unlimited access to two VIP lot of lounges
featuring relaxed seating, shade air conditioned restrooms, plus direct access
(01:47):
to the on field viewing areas. Private bar with drinks
for purchase and both VIP lounges. Dedicated food for purchase
in both VIOP lounges. Complimentary water and VIP lounges. Golf
cart shuttle transportation between LOLA lounges North and South. Jumbo
screen and a lot of lounge North with live streaming
from the main stages. Complimentary festival here and glitter services,
(02:12):
lawn games and more. Lockers and mobile charging units for rent.
Dedicated VIP concierge to assist with your festival needs. AH,
dedicated VIP concubine to assist with your sexual needs. Excuse me, wow,
Dedicated rear entrance into the festival.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I see they've also got complimentary sell on services. We
have here in glitter stylists to give you insta ready
looks available in the North lounge.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Will you begin the glitter job?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Why the hell not?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Will you be walking around shirt off with just glitter breasts?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, I did last time over there. Yeah, remember I
spend a bit of time on your shoulders last time
with there, I was crowd conduct crowd conducting back towards
the crowd wasn't watching the band. I was just crowd
conducting back the other way.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It was crowded conducting to the nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It was really good shirtless because I've been working out,
so a shirtless crowd conducting back the other way. I
was looking for a hookup.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I thought when we were getting on the shoulders, I
thought it'd be a better option for me to be
on your shoulders as opposed to it the other way around.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I don't mean this with any offense. That was what
I would have expected to be in the case.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Now, I remember you saying to me that you should
have me on your shoulders because you're more like Gimli.
You said, you're stronger. You've got the stronger base with
the shorter legs and lowest center of gravity, and it's
going to be safer.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I did this there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You go there, you go like, I've got some I've
got some video of that.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'll have some blusters up in their social pipes.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
There he is there, that's what the shirt on.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Can you see these?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Surely I had the shirt off put these?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
How many years ago? Was this?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Sorry? Two thousand and fifteen?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Pushing it?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Was it twenty sixteen?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm not sure I get it right.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Everyone.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
We're doing a lot of travel at that stage, running
oay the World Cup twenty fifteen.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Were you guys just do fun stuff on this?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We did?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And then Jerry got a good win on seven sharp
and all our travel got shut down.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh my god, you were shirtless Jesus Christ shirts. Can
we blast those up on social?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Send them over, thanks made boy. I put those. They'll
get some big numbers.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
True. One day pass one thousand dollars New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Four day past twenty eight hundred? New Zealand? And that
was a bed later? Too bad?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That's quite sixy and bed later, isn't it. I had
such a good time Matt and I last time we
went to Lollapaloosa because.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That was the best meal I've ever had. Remember that
that restaurant we went to oh and I ordered the
crab and oh ye, delicious fucking thing I have ever eaten.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's right. And the guys came around and taxa. The
guys had white taxes. That was serving us food. There
you go. We this is so.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Much fun knowing things you guys used to get up
to them.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh, we had some good times. That was nearly that
was nearly ten years ago. We we. You can walk
around Lollapalo's. This is why it's quite cool, because you
know New Zealand Festival is so great. And you can
get yourself a caraffe of wine. So remember we got
those carafs. You can buy caraffs of red wine and
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these plastic caraffs were a cup and just drink till
your heart's content. Just wandered around with your caraffe of wine.
Nobody questions you. The hardest thing when we were there
was the queue to the toilets, because I remember I
was absolutely busting at one stage and I had to
line up in a queue.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Your vop toilets will really serve you well, because what
happened we started having to join the queue before we
needed to go to the toilet. That's right, So you
almost going to the front, drinking all the way to
the front, and then you're back to the queue for
the toilet.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And let me, yes, guys that you've both been into
the same cubic little to say some time. Well, yeah, yeah,
we had yeah, right, sure we had to.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It was a few people too. People seemed to be
doing exactly the same thing as us. A lot of
poop too, people, a lot of a lot of duos
coming out of time.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It does, it certainly does. Yeah, and then no flushing
sound when you come out.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
No, weirdly, we're going on there, Rea, who was second
to pockets? Yeah, exactly who was there when the red
Chili peppers?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yep? Radio Head?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Radio Head, jesus, someone's someone passed me what I thought
was just a normal cigarette.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
When we're watching radio Head.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yes, was it not?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It wasn't it was.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Tallest African American gentleman handed me this cigarette and he goes,
height you wanted it to this? And I was like,
as I said, is that just a cigarette? Is it
a duney blue?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What does it?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And he goes you used the movie and boy a boy.
I had a like a sort of extra terrestrial experience
watching Radiohead, I transcended into another realm.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Turns out that quite good on because that that sort
of stuff is quite the.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Big buildings of Chicago because it's in it's in town
pretty much, or you know, like it's in the city.
So you Grant Park, Grant Park. You see these beautiful,
big buildings in the background. You go radio Head playing
absolutely none of their hits.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
How did the Americans feel about the way that you go?
Is called it Grant Park because it's quite a It's
one of the between our language language, Grant Park and
Grand Wait do they call it park or park?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Par park?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
That makes sense?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Grand?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I think they called it Grant Grand.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
How would the Buddha from North and Sand Grand Park?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So what was it?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Can you say?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Or you don't know? You don't want to say what
it was?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did you have any of that?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
It wasn't just.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Did I think it was more than the moments? I
don't know what it was. Did you have a spiritual
experience as well? I didn't speak for about a day
after that.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
The brain is so clear.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I remember it being very good for that particular band.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I remember that worked a great rhythm siction it's now illegal.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Of course it's now legal. It's now legal marijuana and
Illinois is it. Yes, it is. Go to your stores
and just buy it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Great city, Great city, absolutely recommend, haven't been there before,
exemptly recommend, at least stupid me recommend because we did
everything together.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But the architectural tour.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I'm going on the architectural tour on the Yarra. I'm
going on the one the era.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I think it's the the Yarra so much fun.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm jealous going on the architecture the architectural tour, and
I because I've been before. I'm going with some and
some friends, no kids. And the first thing I said
to to my friends, we should go on the architectural tour,
and they said that sounds like a great idea. Because
they're quite cultured people. We should go on it on
the first day we arrive, because that way it gives
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you a good sense of history about the whole place.
In that way, when you're walking around, you immediately know
more things.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Mess and rude.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I just put a picture of the architectural tour up
on them lovely.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The guy who was hosting the architectural tour was reminded
me of George R. R. Martin.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Hang on that river seems to be quite green.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, they green it up for Saint Petty's name. Oh,
you've just given me a Saint Petty's day vision our
architectural tour gud George R. R.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Martin.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, he was massively fair and your ship, but he
was fat VG and Georgia Martin.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Who's Georgia R. Martin Game of Thrones writer? Yeah, and
he was your tour guid. Yeah he looked like either
Georgia R.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Martin Confused me for a second there, I thought that
that wrote Game of Thrones might also be the tour guide.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Big unit's a lot. I went to Trump We went
to the Trump Plaza, Trump Tower.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, we did that, didn't we We did?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
And we went to Wrigley Field. I'm going to regular
Field again, we said in the disabled section by a mistake.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Looks a lot like Gotham City, doesn't it? Of course
the Dark Knight film there.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh really Yeah, they've got all of the interesting they've
got the loop with the trains and they sit above
the roads like a monorail but not.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yes, yeah that's a good look. I like trains to
do that. Yeah, I think they have those in a
few of those. I mean, there you go, so when
do you leave and how long you go?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
For living on Wednesday? But this time around, Matt, because
I learned from last time and this time around, I
thought we need to get a place that's closer to
Grant Park.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
We were all ways away and it was one of
those classic inside trips where you turn up at your
hotel and they've never heard of you. Oh that's right,
that just happened to me recently, But yeah, you turned up.
We turned up really late after a number of flights
ats the middle of the night there like there is
absolutely no record of you guys, and there's no rooms, and.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
We're like, do you know what I've decided?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
This blows that's right. And then we didn't We couldn't
get our ticket. And then they said, and don't worry,
it's really easy to get your tickets because that just
you can just go and get them at the gate.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And it was the most rainy I've ever been, the
most rain coming from the sky in my life I've
ever experienced. Remember, were trying to get in and no
one at the gate could even had any idea we
were there.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
No I've got.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
A theory about this, Can I shear it?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
After the brak shit cheer?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Can't wait for Messa's theory.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
And we're back and we're just in the middle of
talking about why now come every time Matt goes to
a hotel on our work trip that they don't know
that exists? Yeah, me and THEMS so a little bit
of traveling. Oh not there recently, but anyway, we did
the same thing and we could not figure out for
the life of us why every hotel we went to
didn't know that we were coming. Yeah, And at first
(11:10):
I questioned it administrative abilities, which was a dangerous, dangerous life.
A sky boy was dangerous ski boy, So I left.
I left that. I then shifted on. But I've decided
it is because an in Zen. We've got such a
wide on for like those third party websites to book, yeah,
book to book things, and no one ever does it
just directly through the hotel anymore. So every time we
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showed them our bocking and they were like, oh, no,
this is legitimate, But they were like, it probably just
didn't come through to us because you've gone through websites.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Of I always because you search and you have to
go so many layers back before we can actually give
them money straight to the hotel because they lose the money.
So I'll always go to their actual site and you
actually generally get a really good deal right from their hotel.
And then and then they then they will, as you say,
have a record of you.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, I should do. I need to start doing that,
because you're right about two out of three times. I
feel like now these days they go, We're like, we
wun't expect you. We can fit you in U sede.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It's getting a bit of booking totals. But it used
to always be a surprise, like it was the first
time anyone had ever been booked into a hotel. It
takes about four hundred hours to get in there where
they go through and do a bunch of stuff. You like,
surely I've booked a room just click. It feels like
a one click thing.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It reminds me of rental cars. Oh god, how long
did you turn up to rental car? Haven't I booked this?
Rental cars like you basically book it all over again. Yeah,
it's weird, I reckon. There's a gap in the market
for a rental car company where you just turn up
and they've got the keys ready to go, and then
you just go. Essentially you sign a form real fast
on a screen and then they and then you bugger off.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I think you go the one step for the back
and that like everything could be done before you even
get there.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Cars turned on, it's ready to go, it's waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Well know, you've got pictures of your license in this list.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You do all that ship at home? Wh wouldn't you
do that before?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
And then you can get there, like you're saying, sign
it off and keys and off I go. It sucks
for you.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It blows.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
And why are they still operating computer paper?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah they do it?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Why they're still operating the computer paby with holes in it?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Can I ask you guys a question because I was
watching an episode of The Amazing Race the other night
and all these people were complaining because they got sent
to a travel agent to book some flights, and they're
all like, shit, I have not used travel agent for
so long because I just book everything online. When would
you have last gone into like a flight center or
someone like that to book book flights?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Well, recently I was booked on a trip away using
a travel agent and they fucked everything up, and I
was like, OK, I can fuck everything up myself, you
know I can. I can fuck up everything. Don't you
worry about me. I can make a mistake. I don't
know what data is, I don't know what city is,
I don't know anything. But that's why I might use
the travel agent for them to fuck it up.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's annoying.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I don't have a lot of give when it comes
to travel agents getting things wrong. Logistically, I feel like
one thing that's the thing, Like it's the thing that
they need to get right. And if there's questions that
I'm asking over seas, more travel agent the States. I've
got good prices going to the States perform. I had
friends that traveled over to the States. Travel agents do
quite well in the States.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Okay, right, Yeah. Because around the COVID time as well,
travel agents came back because there were so many weird
forms you had to fill out and you didn't know
what country you're allowed to travel to, which ones you weren't.
The documents that you had to have, vaccination certificates, all
sorts of shit.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
That's why I say, don't just book it, Thomas cook.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
It Ah, They good. Are they well? They still exist?
Say that I think they've gone.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
When I was I traveled into the States post COVID
in twenty twenty two. As soon as you could travel
into the States, we went in there. And to get
out of the States, I had to have another thing
to say that I didn't have COVID. Do you remember
those times? And to prove you didn't have it? Anyway,
I went to this car park in Salt Lake City
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and it was just this. It said I was looking
for places that you can go and have these tests done,
and in New Zealand they were everywhere and they were
really easy to locate. I went to Salt Lake City
and I was driving around and I had to get
a taxi, about one hundred dollar taxi to get to
this place. Got there and it was in this car
park of a strip mall. And the TEXTI drives driving around,
(15:08):
he goes, I don't I don't know where this is.
I've got no idea. I thought it would be like
a shop or some kind of like testing lab or something,
driving around and then we found it because I'd been
driving past this thing the whole time. It was essentially
a portloo that was sitting in the middle of a
strip mall and there was this person that came out
and they were wearing ppe and they had a mask on,
(15:28):
and we pulled up in the car and then they
I they rund on the window and this dodgy person
came out of a out of a portoloo I spat
in this thing. They went away. They went on to
the portoloo I reckon. They were in there for ten seconds.
They came back out with a piece of baby. Yep,
you sweet. It was an absolute scam. There was no
doubt about it that there was no way that they
(15:49):
were testing for any It was just a made up
tester loose. But they had a form that they felled
out which totally got me through the airport. And it
was absolutely fine. It was really interesting. I thought, good
on those people. Do you remember got it a gap
in the market failed it?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Do you remember about how much it would have cost
you to do that fake test?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah? It was, it was It was, I do remember.
It was forty US.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
So like the've price decked quite well, THEVE price deck
quite well because there's not you're not going to ask
too many questions.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I just wanted was paying forty dollars just to get
a positive negative test, and they just give negative tests
to anything, which is like sweet, I'll pay forty bucks.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, that was what yeah, I had because otherwise fuck that,
what do you do exactly?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But the other part about it was you might contract
it in the so you had to get the test
forty eight hours before you traveled. Yeah, up to I
could have got twenty four hours. Like, it's a weird.
That was such a stupid system.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
All of that stuff was thrown so it was it
was all about appearance as a so nearly everything to
do with COVID was about governments appearing to do the
right thing.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But it was all.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So so random and based on nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, I'm just looking here the things you can and
can't take into lolapalooza. So any bags that are not
clear and bags that are made up of clear plaster,
you can't take an aerosol containers, blanket sheets and towels, Frisbees, coolers,
framed backpacks, any and all professional audio recording equipment, professional cameras,
any kind of professional video equipment, drones, hammocks, glass containers,
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illegal and elicity.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Let take let's take a bombing and you let's take.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Bombs outside, food, beverage, umbrellas, pets, selfie sticks, skateboards, scooters, bikes, tents,
fair totems, totem poles. You're not allowed to take in
a totem pole because I bet measured there's a rising
tide of people trying to take totem poles into these
sorts of things.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Well, I can't go in there any things.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What about dilly? Let's take dillion doesn't say anything, not
takeing a dilly.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
At what point, though, is all.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Let's take a weapon, because because if they don't say dilli,
that is as to what mess is You're just taking
a totem pole.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And your tell them it's a dilly. It's not me,
that's a totem pole.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
It's actually still I ask you to prove it, mate.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
They'll be like, okay, stick it up your ass, and
you're right, there's a token pole.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You got me, you got me.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You can't take the fireworks, large chains, bicycles, carts, chairs,
or Chicago parkshibit smoking of any kind, including vape. But
you can't vape, I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Vae in there.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Come on, come on, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Are you allowed to go and new good question. It's
not a nudity at festivals these days. What will be
like over there will be kind of quite summary.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
It was quite very hot. There'll be some glad of
TETs out.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
That's suxst.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Don't look at them. You don't notice them.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I don't see them, see them, I don't see them.
A woman can wear whatever she bloody wants minto. A
woman can wear any men she wants. A man can
wear were a woman you have you seen that bloody
movie Science Lamps. A man can wear a woman's.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
True don't be love of plus you know, I feel
a bit intense.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Why don't you wear woman pants? Yeah, Jerry, let buffalo belt.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Well made of woman skin. Yeah, and pick someone in Chicago.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Something probably good to be fair. Craigslist Craigslist, Yeah, have
either of you bought anything off cegslist before?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Jesus because they call it craigslist crag.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Because that's the one thing I want to do. I
want to go over to the States to buy something
of Craigslist.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You must drag craig.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So what are you going to do about the drug situation?
Jerry me, Yeah, what do you mean? The drug situation
is legal, all of them.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Cannabis is legal.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
So that's what you're taking me.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I'm not taking I'm not taking anything.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I don't even take cannabis. No, but it is legal.
It's not legal here. No, I should make the most
of it.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I'll tell you what's quite good. The little coffee bean,
little marijuana coffee beans. I had those last anamals in
the States. They're good. They're bloody good. You just chilling them,
you chew them and they they go. They're quite good.
The old marijuana coffee beans, are they? Yeah, chocolate chocolate
with a coffee bean on the inside of them and
then with the marijuana chocolate on the outside.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
They don't get your stone, do they No, They're just
for taste. What about Caitland Butts. You're going to go
watch Caitland Butts on the last day on Sunday Caitland Butts.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah, totally. And Haddy, I'm going to see Hoddy Black.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Take what's the best festival you've ever been to?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
For me, it was reading.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
There's a good reading reading?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Was it muddy?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, that's good, that's very good. That's good read.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Do you have Glasschenburry. You've been to Glasschenberry. I haven't
been to glass dough. Oh you've been to Breading, not
glasson Reading, not Glass. I've not been to Reading or
Gladden Glasstionberry. I've been to Cochello. That was good, although
I thought, and this is controversial, Lolla Blues was better.
A lot of people find that very controversial because it
(20:59):
was in the city.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It was better because you're actually in the city where
you've got to You've got to fight your way out
to bloody Cachill. It's in the middle of no where.
It's at the desert. Yeah, yeah, right, fight you away there.
You've got to fight your way back. It's annoying.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You go.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Look, have you ever thought about doing a trip to
burning Men? The four of us getting burning Men for
a weekend? Because somebody tells me.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
The four of us?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
You know, that's exactly what I like, That's exactly what
I meant, is that's what I wanted.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
It was a disaster this year, wasn't it.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
It.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
It got flooded, didn't it. It turned into a horrific,
horrific mud. It was horrific. People were I think people
did someone die or I think it got to the
point where people were having to be evacuated. It was
not good this year. So why don't we send you mesh?
Speaker 5 (21:49):
I don't need to go to the no.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I just I wanted to twenty fifth to September two.
You're on your way, mess.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I wanted to do something as a team.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Why don't we There's one that the notorious Pantsman Joel
Harrison is going to in a.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Couple of weeks at mate, which one get?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Is that the one that's in Belgium or Germany?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Or where is Isn't it Turkey or some ship Turkey?
It's not you know where it is? Though? Yeah? Over there?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Where is it? Is it Belgium?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
I don't think it is. Where's the Pantsman's gun?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Is a get that one sounds? Is it Austria? No?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
How do you suppose to get you reckon z?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
E G G E T or someth e T get
the festival get fiesty.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
So Pantsman's just going to run over there and oh,
here's the get festival so you can go on Kenticky,
you can get it.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Mate? Just trying to figure that out?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
What country is it?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I should just say straight away.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
First of all, trip advisor dot. Okay, but where is
it the trip?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
It's not trip Advisor, mate, that's not a country.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
You've been strangely aggressive here. I'm trying to figure it
out for you or some photos.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
That's a problem with your generation. You can't even use
the research tools the search engines to actually search you.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Pist.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
That's right, hungry, hungry. Yeah, so that's a big one.
That's where everyone's going. I think it's five six, seven days.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
What do you call a hansy god, a Budapest.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
That's quite good. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
To we end on that.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, we can't get any bit of.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
All right, Jeremy's holiday there.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
We have enjoy that one y, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Can I just say before we go dead Paul and Wolverine?
Good movie?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
I'm going tomorrow night? It's good now, I'm not going
tomorrow Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Alright? Okay, okay, all right?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Are you going?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Do it?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
We all going to the cream Pie wards tomorrow night?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Alight?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
All rights?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the
Matt and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast Right now you can
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Speaker 1 (24:05):
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