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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good morning, what belong to The Mat and Jerry Show, Wednesday,
the third of July, in the Year of Our Lord,
twenty twenty four. A good old key.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
We welcome to those listening on the Radio Highlights podcast.
This is the start of your podcast, wherever you're listening,
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Speaker 1 (00:42):
Us this morning. We've got a lot coming up on
The Mad and Jerry Show. The wonderful world of a
prosthetic leg that's wired up to your brain. Oh, my brain?
Your brain? So someone else's leg that's wired up to
your brain? Wow? Yeah, Like I mentioned, they'd be fun
in the bedroom. Yeah, Well imagine you just you're just
over here and you only controlling someone else's leg that's
say in Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
There was that thing they're doing now with surgeries that
with the surgeon is in a whole different city and
they run it remotely, run robots remotely in other cities.
You can get the best fricking heart surgeon in the
entire world, and they'll be pesting you from New York.
You're down in invi Gagil. They're giving you a bloody
triple bypass.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
They're doing some pretty crazy things in the world of surgery.
I saw the other day a kid who was thirteen
and fourteen who had epilepsy, and they put just this
particular wire, this long wire through his brain and it's
decreased as epileptic fits by like eighty six percent. Wow.
But it was just this one wire that was going
through his brain.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
And just randomly or do they put sensible past.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I guess did a little bit chucked in in there?
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's also hump Day, the twentieth official Hunt day of
twenty twenty four. Hump Days only fall on a Wednesday
of a full five day Monday to Friday working week.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
There's forty three of them in a year, and this
is the twentieth give them a taste to Key. We
up next day, let's talk about the Wars heading to Vegas.
Here's the dudes to kick things off on The Man
and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Nice to have you with us this morning, The Matt
and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Two Our Sex on The Man Jerry Show on radio here,
available on your iHeart Radio at any where you are.
So it's official. The Warriors are going to Vegas next year.
They're part of the celebration of league in Sin City.
Wow in March. Last way Vegas. Yeah, the Warriors are
going to Las Vegas. Baby. That's what you're going to

(02:30):
say in that situation, don't you. The Vegas Oh god,
it's already started. So they're going to be playing the
Panthers in Sin City while the Coronela Sharks are going
to take on the Raiders. Wow. They dates are set
to be confirmedlated this week.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
The match where we played at the sixty five thousand
Capacities Stadium, home of the NFL's Las Vegas Raiders. I
watched the documentary on the making of the stadium. It
is fricking cool at stadium right in the middle of town,
Right in the.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Middle of town.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
They wheel the the because the grass grows outside and
they wheel it in, right, So the the the pictures,
you know that they play on the fields, Yeah, slide
in and out?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Is it undercover? Is it an undercover stadia?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, but they slide in and out like
I don't know how you'd slide I guess toast into
a toaster if it was on the side like a
CD trays. They got an example of it. Oh wow,
it's a really fricking wicked stadium.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Rather than retract the roof to grow it, they pull
the grass out. But I feel like the roof retracts
as well.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
But yeah, I think it's because they need multiple surfaces
because because you know, in America, the surface can't have
a single glitchen at it all.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, Like, have you ever.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Seen a sod on an NFL field?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
So they have to, you know, they have to always
be able to roll in the best, the best field
you've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
One of the great things about Vegas, isn't it when
you when you fly into Vegas you land basically about
one hundred meters away from the main street. That's incredible.
It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
And then and then you just get into a lamo
and here to your hotel, and then you have three
great days, and on the third day you want to
get out of there like you've never wanted to get
out of anywhere in the entire world.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
On the third day you submerse yourself in a bath
with a snorkel and they lie down and then you
try and watch some kind of film on your TV.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I there for as many days as you can, trying
to wash away the sin.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, well, you text me from the center feg bar,
go coming, come down here, come down here.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I've been drinking for twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Anyway, The Warriors said, we are excited by the opportunity
given the pockets of support they have in the US.
They are also counting on a number of Kiwis to
make the journey, with charter flights for fans, likely the
ball and hold on.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
That's a load of crap. The Warriors have got pockets
of support in the US.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, mate, don't you see Whenever, like Coachella, someone was
wearing a wires shit whatever, someone yelled up the Wars
and Flushing Meadows it.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Was their turn.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
More than fifteen thousand supporters made the trip this year
from Australasia. The crowd was impressive, with more than forty
thousands in attendance with the Double Heavy this year and
a sixty five thousand seed stadium. Yeah, it's just about that.
Surely it'll be all Australians and New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Saw about growing the game. Man, we've got to grow
the game over there. Bro, We've got to go over there,
grow the game.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
The Mantain Jerry Show needs to go over there to
help grow the game for the Las Vegas Weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Can we go there? Please? I've never been to Vegas.
I'd love to go against trip we're going. I don't
know if you should go to Vegas? Mansh we're going? Really?
I think you're a bit yeah, are you? I think
man should be in trouble if you went to Vegas.
That's what it's about. Maybe sin Ziti, Oh he's a
bit young. I don't know. Jerry.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
You know what they say, mate, What opens in Vegas
stays in Vegas, baby, is what they say.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
They say, Why happened?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Whas happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
The Matt and Jerry Show, The.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Manton Jerry Show. Matt, you're after what to putty on Friday.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I know I'll be flying into Momona Airport on Thursday night,
which is a because interesting thing about my hometown of Dunedin.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Doesn't have an airport. It has Amona.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Momona just a casual forty five minutes away, has a
huge international airport just.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
A mere two hundred and fifty five dollars taxi away
as Momona and another. It's like another place, isn't it. Yeah? Yeah,
going down for the All Blacks to watch your blacks
are full south Bar.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm excited about that. It should be a massive fixture
and excited to see Raises boys first time raises in charge.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
It can be interesting. Yeah. I see England already named
their team, have they? Yeah, they named their team early
inga Lynn's well. Of course split allegiances for me because
of course I'm born in England. Who are you going
to support All Blacks? Okay, it's not that split, it
doesn't sound at.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Alls, but I support I support, I support England in
the footy. Yeah, always support in England in the footy
and in the cricket. But cricket always in the credit
in the crackit.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, and he sty're playing in New Zealand. Oh, okay,
it's gonna say it's about to blame.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Doesn't every in New Zealand to support England in the Ashes. God,
you'd have to be a pervert to support Australia and
the Ashes.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
You know, I'd say you're right, Actually, now I think
about it.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You have to be real against Australia pretty much.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Keivin Peterson made it tough for us.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
But yeah, Kevin Peterson to I mean, there has been
some absolute wankers and the most.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Cricket, no doubt about it. So I'm just wondering whether
you had a little bit of sort of casual allegiance
that you couldn't quite get rid of, and that was
maybe why we lost the twenty nineteen World Cup. Maybe
it came down to that, just that little bit of
support that might have been the difference.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You've been trying to find a number of ways to
blame me for that. Twenty nineteen five years old Jerry
five years on one text I sent to Kieren Reid
saying give him a taste of Kiwi. You said, upset
strategy across the whole time.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, there was the actually in ac Langman over there
as well. The balance of the Universty. That's absolutely disaster.
Man Jerry Radiohaducky.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Jerry and Man. It's Jery on hold Waggy. There's no
one else here, just Jerry and Man.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
So it's the eighth year of Beer in Pie July.
And so this year we're making our first ever radio
Hurry Pie Wow. And you can be part of it
by sending us your suggestions on three four eight three
you can follow the link to the entry form. Whoever
gets their pie made, and we decide that we're going
to make the best suggestion. When's five thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
What can us make a surf and turf pie? Oh,
surf and turf? What about surf, turf and sky. So
you got beef, you got a chicken, and you got fish.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Okay, so you don't have you don't have seawater, soil
and air.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
No, you have you have the like surf and too.
If you get a restaurant, so fish beef chicken, Yeah, not.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Chicken chicken because chicken doesn't really feel You might have.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Put duck in there because the duck can fly or
pigeon that's better. Can you get can you because like
pigeon pie. Like when you read old books and they're
always eating pigeon pie. Everyone's favorite pie was a pigeon pie.
Pigeon Why did they stop eating? Is there any way
you can get a pigeon pie? And using anyone had
a pigeon pie?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
They started carrying litters, didn't they, So they had to
stop eating them.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Right, I was at the problem. People were sending a
lot of letter by pigeon. Next thing you know, someone
shoves it in a pie and.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
A beautiful wood pigeon pie, a kiddy pie, kitty do pie.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Those fat bastards were delicious in a pie, wouldn't they?
The kitty pie something to think about. Yeah, so, has
anyone had a pigeon pie? I'd love to hear about
that on three for three or the talkback function in
the irlady they had a pigeon pie up.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Here, coming up here, coming up after the break. The
wonderful word of a procitic leg that's wired up to
your brain, Matt, my brain, to your brain.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Did you tell people to text pie to three four
eight three and follow the link to the entry form
you could win five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I did.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
We're so open minded. We can even consider vegetarian? Or
do I say it a vegan plane? How we wouldn't
I guarantee we would not consider a vegetarian.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
A vegan pine. I know who's do you know who's
written that? Who's written that? There? That's that's been written
by Kate Brittain, a marketing manager.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Vean, No non vegan, no one vegan, no on vegan.
We will not consider a vegetarian or do I say
it a vegan pane?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Practicing vegan? Matt and Jerry Show Radiohaddicking. It's Mad Jeral.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
On the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Sixty nine on the Mountain Jerry Show. So it's beer
and pie July, and we want you to send us
a suggestion for a pie because along with Dad's pies,
we are going to make the first of a radio
Hudecke pie. You can text pie three for eight three
and followed the link to the entry for we could
win five thousand dollars if we make your pie.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Now. I read a lot of Charles Dickens, and there's
narrow a page in a Dickens novel where someone's not
having a glass of gin and water and a pigeon pie.
So I put out the call as anyone out there
had a pigeon pie in New Zealand, as pigeon pie
is still a thing.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
A bunch of texts came through on three for eight.
Three had roast pigeon at my old job after the
workmate shot them with slug gun. Was actually very tasty controversial,
so they did. They didn't even put it in a
pie those guys.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I wonder whether that's a New Zealand woodpigeon the kiddy do,
or whether that's just your standard Trafalgar square sort of
style pigeon square pitch if.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
It was a kiddy because they're big, fat, drunk bastards,
eat a lot of berries, aren't they. New Zealand bush
chicken the Wicker. So someone said, a New Zealand bush
chicken pie, which is the wicker, beautifully slow cooked, start
a farm on the chats, make the pies there, adding
to the chat's economy in a winner wicked dinner.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, I know a bit about the Wicker, and you're
allowed to eat wickers. You're allowed to shoot them and
eat them on the chats on the Chat of islands.
You're not allowed to in the mainland how do they taste?
I'm not sure, but according to a guy who's growing them,
this guy called week a Week of Woo. He's down
in Canterbury. What's his name? So Week a Week of
Woo is his name, and he grows them down there,

(12:26):
and he's got some kind of concession to grow them.
I went to his farm once and shot a story there,
and he reckons the bloody good. He reckons they yeah,
taste like chicken.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Would it kill them to pump the full of sort
of hormones? So they grow like chickens? Like because they're
called the They used to be called the maldi hen,
didn't they back in the day the wicker? So can
you put kill them a pump them full of steroids
and fat them up and maybe you can use them
across the board?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah? Well, his his theory was that anything that's ever
been farmed has never gone extinct. So he reckons, you
should be farming all of our extinct birds should be farmed,
and we should be eating them. Wow, that's his theory.
What's the key? We taste like?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Probably terrible because it eats all those horrible grubs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It eats shirts and leaves, typical.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Type we eat, shoots and leaves.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
The Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
You see yesterday there's an article that NASA are going
to pay Elon Musk one point four billion dollars to
develop a vehicle which can bring down the ISS Space Station,
so the International Space Station, because at some stage it's
going to become well, they're not going to need it anymore,
it's not going to be workable, and so they're going

(13:43):
to need to bring it down, and he's gonna he's
going to create the vehicle to bring it down.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Wow, Musky, he's going to heat up there. They can't
they just fire something at it and blow it up.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Well, then you've got a whole lot of debris which
is hanging out in the Earth's orbit, floating around. What
about meshing into other what about New Zealand's own rocket land.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
What we should do is we should get a hit
of Muskie and we should just fire a rock up
and dismantle it before we can get up there and
do it.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Just to make a point. Apparently it's going to happen
later this decade. So the iss I didn't realize it.
It's the size of a football field. Is that she's
quite big? A lot of that is just solar panels, though,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
So what's happening up there in the ISS, the International
Space Station, because of course there's a lot of tensions
between Russia and the America at the moment of the Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
So they're still getting along in the ISS. Weirdly enough,
they do, right, because there's a whole thing written around that,
isn't that. But no matter what happens between the two countries,
they're gonna they've got a space deal going on. I
was just having a look. There are now nine thousand,
nine hundred active satellites in orbit around Earth. Wow, that's
quite a lot, isn't it. That is freaking heat. Yeah,

(14:46):
most are in the lower atmosphere, Yeah, right, eighty four percent,
and then there's three percent in the medium, and then
there's twelve percent and the further out ones. Do you
know what orbit is?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
It's just falling so fast that you never get closer
to the curvature of the Earth. So a satellite is
just falling around the Earth, but there oh on all
but as the Earth turning, you're going fast enough that
you'll fall just keeps in line with the curvature of
the Earth of course. So basically satellite's just falling around
the Earth.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Rights, that's why they don't need to be propelled once
they're up there.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, because this this is going twenty twenty seven, three
hundred and fifty nine k's an hour falling. That's a
that's a good pace, Yeah, it really is. That's a
good pace. So Muskie's Muskie's space X machine's going to
shove it into Earth's orbit, so then into the atmosphere.
So then it comes down and then smashes into the sea.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
We should try and get it to smashed into New
Zealand as a tourist thing. We should check campaign Muskie
to see if we can get it smashed into us.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Smash into a town.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Well, what are the chances it would hit a town?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well, probably quite high because I remember.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Many many, many, many many many years ago there was
a space station that came down and I'm thinking New
Zealand was slightly worried it might hit us, But then
it hit the Agsen, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Here's a text just come through. They should fire it
into levi In. I don't think that's fair.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Why Levon, Well, Levin's looking for tourist things. So if
Muskie slams that International Space Station into Levin, people be
freaking lining up.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Put it outside of McDonald's, kids complain it. Okay, it's
all good. But if it goes into a residential area
in Livin, you're in trouble. But if it lands in
a fields, sweet ass, Look mate, you gotta you can't
make an omelet with that breaking some eggs.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
If we have to lose two hundred and three hundred
thousand people just to get to get New Zealand on.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
The map, it might miss Lavin, it might have bums
north who knows. So there we are.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
It is pretty It is a pretty cool thing. But
when did the International Space Station go up there? It's
been up there for quite a while, hasn't it yet?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
It has? Yeah? Yeah, so it's got five five space
agencies involved now in the ISS.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
You know what they say, what comes up must come down.
Why has it got IBS, the IBS space Station?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
They're farting, iritable bounce around coming up after even o'clock,
I will be talking about the wonderful world of a
proscitic leg that's been wide up to your brain, my brain. Yeah,
you'r brah, I've got a question for you, do we
need an International Space station?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Isn't it just a bunch of punishing astronoids just larking
it up.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
They're pissing around apparently the windows.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Apparently seven at a time is about the size of
the team that's up there on the International Space Station.
The record was thirteen crew members in two thousand and nine.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, you know what happened when they had the thirteen
up there.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
They shoved it up there in two thousand Everyone's just
going at each other, hammer and tongs. It got boil drome.
The Russians are drunk up there.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Can you people have definitely had six up there? Now?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh well, if you were up there, you would they
definitely have, haven't they? Like even if you turn off
the coms, You're like, I want to be one of
the first people that's had six the space. Because the
first thing that Buzz Aldron did when he got out
of the Apollo Lander was WEI in his pants, so
it could be the first person to weigh in space.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Ah, really the per person to wi on the moon.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
He was looking because Lance was on their first Yeah,
so Buzz was looking for something to be the first
at So if I'm in the International Space Station. I'm
sidling up to everyone else in there and saying, you're
keen to go for it?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Make history. Well, yeah, the other part about it is
that is you know, when you move away from home,
there's that thing of with greater geographical distance away from
home as a man, you just have your sexual lobido rises. Yeah,
of course, and you can imagine what it's like when
when you're in space. You'd be crazy to get one away.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I'm looking at it now now there's an absolute hotty
up there, going up and go.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay, this takes youre seven and thirteen is a odd number.
Someone's sitting in the corner. Madden Jerry Show Radio.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
It's mad Jey right now, it's Madden Jerry, is Maten Jerry, Madden.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Jey, The Matten Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
It's Madden a six to nine week demand. It's a
gray around it. Welcome to The Managery Show, Wednesday, the
third of July twenty twenty four. Yeah, thank you so
much for tuning in.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
We've got a huge show over the next hour, getting
into are we really going to do sexual strangulation on
the show? It seems like just looking at the rundown
is that what we do? It looks like it's been
scheduled in for six minutes past.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
This is classic Ruda. Ruda.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Our producer, our executive producers are way today and he's
just have sexual strangulation in the dock. So I guess
we have to do it because there's no one to
delete it from the dock.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
No. I mean the options are the masters and Dad
who beat off a burglar? Bigger pardon excuse me, the
Masters and Dad who beat off a burglar? Excuse me?
The Masters and Dad. You know I hear you beat off? Yeah,
see that's about I'd prefer he beat him up. Oh

(20:06):
the bedroom trend, that could be deadly. And after a
who are the dirtiest car owners? I feel like that
was from last week that's been left in the door.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
All right, God damn it. It has to be sexual strangulation.
We've got another gouse all right in there. Next we
go back to pigeon pies.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
We'll go back to pies a little later on. It's
the same theory, all right, sexual strangulation up next. Okay,
then he's all right busy.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
In a few texts to here, Jeremy in a few
text Meshy, no radio on christ Church, drop it on
the north Shore, the when you're oh, that's on a
different that's about the International Space Station.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Make it stop.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Ads all over chat, ads all over the top of
news and songs. In christ Church, the ads are overlaid.
The ads are still playing over blue. Tune your ads off,
you muppet. So sometimes because we're in seventeen markets on
the met and Jerry Brick.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
For show, they all have to be SYNCD up with
the ads.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Sometimes someone doesn't put an ad in somewhere and I'm
looking at you christ Church and there's all gap and
then everything gets out of sing and then we get
blamed up here.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
How could that be? Someone in christ Church just felt though, Well,
someone said a few drinks. I don't know. It's only
happening in christ Church, Jerry, it's only happening in christ here.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
So you do the math, buddy, Someone down there is
got on them, probably got on the nose kai a
few drinks forgot to put the ads in?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Are Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
People are angry. Way your muppets make the stop. Absolutely
it's all right, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Well look, can I just say I've got absolutely nothing
to do with it.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't know anything.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Okay, Well, don't you just stand here and leave on
the shovel or I take the blame for this entire issue.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Let me.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
I'm just trying to have a listen back to what
the radio station might be sounding like in christ Chuch.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Let's see what it's standing like in christ Church. Okay,
here we go. We got this up.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
This is from us from earlier.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Are we really going to do sexual strangulation on the show?
It seems just looking at the rundown.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Awful content, but it sounds really good.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I thought they sounded quite good content. We should do
sexual strangulation. Rude our producer, our executi producers are way today.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Okay, we are going to do sexual strangulation.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
So that sounds fine. So christch what's going on?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Let us know? Three for silence for a minute. There
was silence for like a minute or two. What are
you guys running up there, Texas? Nothing? We're running the
same thing we do every day. Mate. Nothing, We're not
We're not doing anything. We're not putting any more or
any less effort. And then we do any day. Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
And then my next question for you is do we
just park all content until we figured out that this
issue has been resolved down there on Christchurch. Anxiety only
moves as slow as its slowest.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
How does it go?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
We're only as good as our weakest chain, and right
now christ Church is our weakest link in the chain.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
But this textas said the ads, makes the show sound better.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Keep it up, heads over condit make it sound better
that we can do anything about this. So three for
three if there's technical difficulties in your region, technical difficult are.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
The Matt and Jerry shows?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Seven I'm a Mad and Jerry Show? Thanks about his trade?
Bunning's trade is always ready to help. Just call eight
hundred and one three four eight seven two. The problems
have been resolved in christ Church everything.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah, we're right, We're right across the country. Broadcast is fine.
So let's get stuck into the sexual strangulation. Can we
put things back on track?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Well?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I wonder where maybe that was actually just big censorship
that was stepping in there, try and shut it down
before it even started.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
I mean, do we want to do the rounds because
a lot of people text in I technically have a
semi in the Tasman region. Does that count as a
technical issue. No, that's fine, working fine here in the
O nine. Love you guys you know in the bay.
No issues.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
So no, we're all good, especially how I've got a
technical issue or I can hear on the show is
two point five wound us talking about absolute crap? Five stars?

Speaker 5 (23:57):
I bet it, I'll be the point five.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Before we go into the chat about sexual strangulation, do
we need to set some rules? Yep, like a safe word,
like if Mash goes too far or something when we
shut this chat down.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, so the safe word is Pixie Campbell. What our
Australian content director hear radio. It's a safe word.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
So if you feel like anyone is going too far
in this chat on sexual strangulation, you see Pixie Campbell
and will go to the song.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Okay, stranger, you're using him for the story.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
But anyway, yep, it's fine. It makes sense to me. Yeah.
So anyway, there was a story in the paper yesterday
about sexual strangulations, but it's becoming more and more common
amongst people.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Mesh's age, Pixy Campbell, Pixy Campbell, Pixy Camble, picks of Kimball.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
What when you started talking about the Campbell. I feel uncomfortable.
I don't want to tell you now you don't get
a safe wood to get the safe food.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Now you started using it like I was doing it
and like it's my problem, and like it's a me thing.
PEXI Campbell young people that doesn't say like Mesh does
it in the article that was in the Herald yesterday.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Well, you're on the sexual strangulation Mashi.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
It's just clearing up around your age twenty four? That's fine.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Should we do a little experiment and see if he
likes it? Should we go Intentoria's pantsman to come in
and strangle.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Your pantsman?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Are from bea studio hanging out the back of me
and strangle me at the same time?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Well, not not necessarily. The first plas ended.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Okay, So so do you know how to do the
sexual strangulation pentsmen?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I have never done it before, but I could try
it on mash. Can't be that hard. This is not
what we're here to do.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
First of all, Joy, can you tell us what sexual
strangulation is and then maybe we can come back to pantsman.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I mean it's pretty obvious the's not what sexual strangulation
is I mean it's strangling someone on you having six
with them.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
More than half Okay. A large university studies exposed the
practice is strikingly common among young people MASH, with fifty
seven percent of adults aged thirty five and under having
engaged in strangulation during six at least once once once once. Right,
And someone says, don't do it. Yep, but I'm gonna

(26:07):
guess is it actually it's not. Isn't it just putting
it would just be just putting your hands. It's not
actually strangulation.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Now.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I think it's pushing the boundaries a little bit, right.
I think it's just kind of the idea of it,
but not actually going obviously through the strangulation part clearly.
So we've got the pants man here, who's ready to go.
He's got big hands, you've got a chord. I don't
think you need it. My hand's all good, and I
don't think you need a foreign object. I think your
hands are well sweet to deal with this. I mean,

(26:35):
you're sex what six, you've got massive metes. I think
I think we come back.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
We'll come back and we'll just we'll just sort this
out and see if we need a garrotte or anything,
and whether they when they.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Have to have clothes on or what. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
We'll work out the details of it. Should we come
back with the notorious pants man sexually strangling?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah? She should. We just give it a gentle go
and the and the song maybe and see how it goes.
And this ticks to your meshes protesting way too much
about not knowing about this.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
The Matt and Jerry Show, The Man Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's twenty minutes past seven.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
One of the four pillars the most hated you yesterday,
but a lot of people love them. Okay, Yeah, So
we're talking about sexual strangulation here because there's been an
article in the Hero's saying it's increasingly common with young people,
people under thirty five they define as young people.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, first to and we just say that we didn't
really want to talk about this, no, but it just
appeared on the document in front of us.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Because our executive producer are rude as away, so we'd
normally pushed back against this kind of content.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
So full disclosure, it's not our fault, but it's been
presented as a topic which we need to discuss, and
it's in front of us here.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
So before we discuss it, we need to define what
it is. A study published in the academic journal Archives
and Sexual Behavior defined strangulational choking is placing pressure on
the neck by using hands or other body parts or
ligatures to hinder, restrict, or obstruct breathing in a sexual context.
Ligatures are what the matorius pants mean. Came and he

(28:00):
came with a garrot when we were asking him to
strangle Mash.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Has I never heard of it neither. So apparently sixty
percent of young people said they first learned about this
particular practice through pornography. That's the problem with people like you,
Mash too much pornography.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, I'd say that that does make sense. I think
that's where most of our ideas come from.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Jeremy was lucky to get a warehouse catalog with someone
in their next and that would be enough for him
for a year.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I was just pouring my way through national geographics looking
for something topless from South America.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
And nowadays the entire world of anything anyone can imagine
is available to any poor child at such a young
age that no wonder their brains are being turned towards
such things as strangulation.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Okay, I hear what you're saying, but what about this text.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
If you're getting off on half an ankle that you've
seen walking down.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah, I see what you're saying. What about this it's normal, guys.
You're just showing how vanilla you are.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
So I wanted to add I'm quite vanilla. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
No, we know it's a normal thing, strangulation that it's
been around for a long time. The idea of this
kind of dominatrix type behavior in the bedroom right.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Oh, like Peter Palmley Walker was a huge fan of
it until it killed him and he got hiped over
the hook of falls coming.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Under a lot of pressure. Men, you guys sell vanilla.
Oh really, it sounds like you need to lay down
missionary under the covers with the lights after you. So
we've got the pants man. He's getting ready with the hens.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Well, I mean just before we go forth, so that
we're going to get the pants pans. We see before
he's going to strangle Mash. Now what you say if
Mash likes it, and Mash's safety word if he doesn't
like it. As Pixie Campbell, our Australian content director, that's
a lot of words Pixy Campbell Australian Content.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
We can't get it out now. I don't mean there's
in any disrespect to pants Man, the notorious pants Man
Joe Harrison, who's in studio bit today filling in for Ruder.
But something tells me that it's not really about the strangulation.
I think I'm kind of into the strangulation part, right,
it's just where it's coming from, right, and that I
do and pants Man with a laptop charger in the studio,

(30:04):
it's not going to get me aroused the same way
that maybe my partner would run sack at home.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, so we can run this test.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
I'm happy to run it for the sake of this radio.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
So you're questioning the scientific value of this experience.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
That's what I'm just questioning that maybe we.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Should go ahead with it. Yeah, I think so too.
I think if anything, we can also it's just an
image that we can then just take into the rest
of our lives.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Hey, so we've just received we've got the blue light
flashing from from management. Yep, that's coming through, and so
they want to have their say on this. So we'll
just well what we'll do is we'll go to the
ads and we'll come back and whatever they say, We're
going to get pants Man to strangle mashy Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
It's dangerous. Okay, coming up a little later on and this,
this will just soften things slightly. A terrible new flavor
of instant noodles which has been created in America.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Really, yeah, it's right, we'll be dealing with that. We'll
be accused of vanilla content.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Well, we've got we've we've got this moment. That's fine,
So we're.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Going to do this, but we are going to get
Mess strangled after after the break.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, absolutely, Yeah. But also you've got to remember that
we've got the seven forty five study slash Food segment
which we need to fill and I don't think you
want Mash being strangled by the notorious Pantsvan Joel Harrison
flipping into that particular segment. I think we've got to
somehow keep those two segments.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Okay, So we're going to strangle them after eight then, yeah,
I think, okay, after it, Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
After it. This is the mant and Jerry Show Radio.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Ready, Yes, since.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
With Jerry The Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Show six on the Mauntain Jerry Show. So we were
talking earlier about sexual strangulation and we had the pants Men,
the Notorious pens Van, Joel Harrison and the studio be
ready to go with Meshy and they were going to
simulate this for us.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yes, so Ellis's could understand what it's been talked about
in this study that's been premented in the here.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, because it turns out that it's people of Mash's
age who made me into its sixty percent of Australians
at that age.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
So we thought the only responsible thing to do would
get the notorious pants Man from Studio the to come
in here and strangle Mashi.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
But we're currently in negotiations with.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Culture and Performance HR and staff who've come through and
said that's a hard no when you're doing that in
the studio. Apparently there's been a record amount of complaints
come through. So we just walk working from this hard
no to hopefully just after eight getting the Notorious pants
Man to strangle Meshi.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
It's a first actually for the matten Jerisho. We've never
done a piece of content or teased a piece of
content that's been shut down before, we've ever done it. Yeah,
that's a first. Yeah, so they got wind of it
hr and they said, no, you mustn't do this. It's
really important that you don't do this. We've got two
consenting adults, Mashi and the Notorious pants Man open to it.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Fifty of people Mashi's age are into it. Always that
there's over fifty percent chance you're into it.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
A huge public interest.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
In this consenting. It sounds a lot like a hard no, though, Fellas,
I'm not going to lie. It feels like there might be.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
That's just that's negotiation technique. Coming with a hard name. Okay,
I think that's the soft yest you're going to keep
chipping away into soft Ye. Well, we'll see how we go.
But but I'm confident hopeful that we get confident. I'm
confident hopefully we can get the stringulation of MESHI going
not to any I mean, we've got the safe word.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, well that's it. We've got the safe word. Plus
it's your basic human right to be allowed to be
strangled by the Notorious pants Man in a work environment. Well,
what I don't understand is why I kind of just
be one of you guys. There's because we're not in
the age group. Mat it's your age group, so it'll
be not more effective as an experiments under thirty five.
So we're not into it. Mate, you're twenty four. You're
right slap in the middle of the age group that's
into it.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Boll How do you know I'm not one of those
forty percent that's not into it?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Well, because the way you looked at us before. Okay,
well that was just yeaping lot. Yeah exactly, I saw
the way you look Anyway, we just need to pivot
slightly to instant.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Noodles, so we'll try and lull the people that are
complaining into a false sense of security by some pretty
vanilla content on.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Cup noodles. It's not for isn't Actually no, it's not
vanilla flavor. It's a Campfire Small's flavor of instant Noodles,
which is being released in the States. Really so sugary
with savory yeah, camp cup Noodles, Campfire s'mores. The lattert
series of seasonal flavors aimed at shaking up how consumers
perceive instant noodles. So apparently they sell the dollar ninety

(34:20):
five snack online and at Walmart stores. Cup Noodles obviously
normally they go for you know, the chicken, the beef,
the Oriental? Is that is that racist? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:31):
My favorite? The Oriental's my favorite. Yeah, I've always enjoyed
the Oriental. I'm not sure why.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. It doesn't like they're trying to
what did you say there? They're trying to they're.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Shaking up them, they're shaking up the sector. But I mean,
you can.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Shake up something. I mean I could go and take
a crap and I'm turning it. Noodle to be shaking
up the sector, you.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Can't do it. Yeah, but you can't do that. Yeah.
As a category, instant noodles, huge category, massive, They've sorted
it out. We've got already. You got spicy chicken, yep,
do you go? You got Oriental? No, I don't know
if you should have that one, but anyway, yeah, you
got beef, yeah, sure, and just chicken normal checking chicken,

(35:12):
that's just checking no vegetarian option. I'm actually a big
fan of the me going multi pack.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
If you guys buy noodles at home or at the supermarket,
what do you buy, Jerry, I'm in the Indo me okay, right,
the Indo Me me.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Goring the five pack for five bucks. I mean d iffing. Well,
that's the cheap one, isn't it. Mate. I'll tell you what,
how do you go with?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I had to create an oriental cup, so mate, I'll
get an oriental cup and then I'll put added things
in there, peas in their corn.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
And theretastic do you get fantastic noodles? Yep?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
And then upgrade them for the environment with the polystyrene
are they?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah? Okay? Anyway, strangling Messhaft eight yep, won't be strangling Mesh.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
The Mast and Jerry.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Show seven Minutes to Ay It on the Mountain Jerish
are available on your iHeartRadio app anywhere you are. So we're
still in negotiations with h R over whether we can
get the green light that the notorious pants been Joel
Harrison from Studio B can come in here and strangle
MESHI our producer.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah, because after that survey and the Herald that fifty
seven percent of young people under people under thirty five,
really young under thirty five, but people under thirty five
in Australia into the sexual strangulation in the bidder room,
and apparently it's because the people are watching too much
blue material and they've got it too excited.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Now I understand that you want to put me out
sat enough to what are we doing? What are we
trying to achieve? You're trying to figure out whether or
not I actually like it?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Is that the idea here? We're just getting a picture
of it. When you read things like this, it's good
to have a physical explanation. I think the notorious pans
is going to come in. He's going to put his
hands around in the neck. He's just going to show.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Us what it looks like, how far he can go,
and then you.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Can say you're safe word which is Pixie Campbell, our
Australian content director. Yep. Do I have to say all
of that or just picks of Campbell's get out as
much of it as you can.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Okay, look we're going to shut him down. If ire
here a picks, I'll probably shut them down.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Okay, I'll need to hold on. Ye're careful, yeah, as
he might just be saying send me pers PERCs, so
I won't be saying that. Okay, I won't be well
if you don't, you might be.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Should we get him a pen so you can write?
Because if his if you can't.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Talk Okay, what about just a what about just a
flag and there's left hand like a New Zealand flag
and so like a little mini New Zealand flag and
he can pull that up. Well, actually, no, because then
if you if you lose consciousness, then you're not going
to No, maybe not that option.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Okay, So just still negotiating whether we can do it
or not. But we will definitely be getting meshy.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
For you, the listeners and for science.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
It's for the listeners and for the good of the nation.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
And also I think it's holding power to account in
a lot of ways, and because we're asking questions and yeah,
I think we're doing a public service. So that's the
ache that we're running anywhere with HR plus. There's a
consent is shoe. You should be allowed to do this
in the workplace as a concending out older if you
want to. But I'm not a concening it oult. But
there's maybe another issue for after we'll we'll work through
that as well.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Okay, But anyway, okay, all right, it's good, good hour
coming up, great hour coming up of Radio after eight.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
That's some strangulation State change, Mad Jerry Show. Radio.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
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Speaker 4 (38:34):
To nine, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Breakfast Time weekday on in.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Six to nine.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Heat. Then well hold it's mass.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
And germ nic Ja have your weather's this morning on Wednesday,
the third of July twenty twenty four. Unprofessional for you, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
You were out having a coffee when the theme music
started and you just had to rush into the studio
and sit down.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
And I just call it rushing. I thought it's just
a very casual sit down.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I thought it was time perfectly, Jeremy, very casual, I
thought perfectly. The whole thing for you is the anchor
of the show was very casual.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I wouldn't have even let people know that. I didn't
think anyone needed to know.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Hey, So on the show today, we've been talking about
sexual strangulation because apparently fifty seven percent of people under
thirty five love it, which seems like a lot to me.
And apparently they've been what he called it, radicalized by
blue material on the internet.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
So we were gonna we've been.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Talking about it all morning, about getting the notorious pantsman
Joel Harrison to come to the studio and strangle Meshi
to see if he likes it. This Specia says, my
biggest concern about the Notorious pants Man Joel Harrison strangling
Meshi is that, based on my understanding of how this
thing works, I think the strangulation is more effective at
the point of climax climate.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Yeah, this is my point is text it as I
was saying, is that there's just I don't mean this
in any rude way or or offensive manner towards the
Notorious Pantsman, but I just don't have that sexual attraction
towards Joel Harrison, the Notorious pants Man, like I would.
I don't know my girlfriend at home. Why don't you
guys just ask me?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
No, no, no, It's not about the sexual part of it.
It's about whether it's how far he can strength you
and you're still comfortable with it.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
No, that's not what I'm in today. What we're here
to figure out is whether or not people under the
age of thirty five, like the study suggests, actually is
into strangulation in the bedroom. And what you guys could
have done is you could have asked me, hey, mesh
as a young man, never fits into the age age
bracket of the survey. Are you into strangulation in the bedroom?

(40:45):
And I could have regaled you of stories of who
about all the strangulation that I've participated in the bedroom?
And I could have told you, told you that I
loved it, and then we could and this could have been.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Over, MESHI could it would have?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Should it up next notorious pantsman Joe Harrison against the
wishes of HR We'll admit that we'll let them off
the hot because they're against it. We're going to get
torisx Man in for a little bit of a strangulation.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
If you're interested in complaining, get your posad Mat and Jerry.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Show radiohead again and Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
So an article in the Herald that we were talking
about before says a study in Australia has found that
fifty seven percent of people under thirty five enjoy or
have experienced strangulation in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Fifty cent enjoy for fifty sevenercent enjoy it in the
bedroom as well.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
So we want to run an experience experiment here on
the mountain Deerisher to see how it all works with
our own eyes.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
So the study published in the academic journal Archives of
Sexual Behavior defines strangulation as choking as placing pressure on
the neck by using hands or other body parts or
ligatures to hinder, restrict, or obstruct breathing. A ligatures like
something you might pop around the neck. And earlier when
we were talking about this, Notatora's pens man Joel Harrison
here came in with a laptop charging cable and I

(42:03):
think that was other zealous.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, he's very quick to put his hand up, wasn't
he Notori's pants man Joel Harrison to perform this particular
act on MESHI, Yeah, a twenty four year old producer.
So I'm going to say this isn't really going to
be a sexual act. This is more just to see
how much.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
You can squeeze and that it's still bearable. So I
think maybe if you well, as we said before, you
were safe with MESHI is Pixie Campbell Our Australian content
a content director. Yes, okay, see Campbell Our Australian content director,
is your safewd.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Now we talked about this for the first time about
an hour ago, and you said you guys were running
into some issues with hr got a sniff of the
fact that we were going to be running this.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I think it was a stepped in. I think there
was a soft yes they gave us.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's a very hard no that I saw on my email.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
But still, I just want to clarify that you guys
have kind of checked everything with the right We're we're
gonna we're going to run.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
The gordlot on this one. Yeah. I think we're just gonna.
Sometimes you have to just go with your gut. Yeah.
Good content is good content, and this is also social experiment.
I think we're holding power to count excepterac So I
mean someone's going to do it. Latius, Joe Latrous pans Man,
Joel Harrison, how do you feel about this? Yeah? Do
you want to do one hand or two hands? I'm
ready to go. I think one from the front or

(43:10):
from behind. I'm thinking one. I'm thinking you go from
the front. Okay, okay, one from the front. And so
can we make can you be making a noise MESHI
while he does it? Like so if you just get
into the missionary position because it's an audio medium, is okay? Okay, yep,
that's okay, okay. Remember remember you said what's your safe word, Meshi.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Okay, now I remember my safe It's Pixie Campbell, our
Australian content direct to hear.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
What do you okay?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Okay, okay, So thea tourist pants man just hold on
wait before we start this.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
This is okay. We are doing this. This is an experiment,
but we are doing this under very safe conditions. Do
you consent, Meshi not well, yes, okay, great pants man?
Do you consent? Yeah? Okay, So pants Man's definitely consenting
and so is Meshi. Okay. That was a really important
part of this, a right one thing. He was very responsible.
Thank you. Okay, so can you describe safe conditions? Can

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you describe? Okay, swear we've got here.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
We've got a six foot six Jesus begg isn't he is?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
He stands six league legend and member of the Upton
dance community. He's currently rubbing my shoulders and notorious Pantsman
Joel Harrison, also known as the Lucky Charm because he's
never commentated to warry his game that they haven't won.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Okay, and so we've got mass she's sitting on a
chair looking.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Here we go quite into nervous. Actually, I am quite nervous.
Jo's a big boy.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, and so just don't go on like full noise,
just nice and easy, just to start easy, Okay, So
his hands around his neck. Okay, oh this is oh
he's kind of pulso it's not this is not the
pantsman's first radio.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Okay, Pixie Campbell he already just seconds into that. And Pantsman,
you how much pressiated you? That was thirty percent? That's
a huge hand. I've gottes huge match. Was the biggest
hands I've ever seen. So thirty percent that was your

(45:07):
maximum for you masshe so that Yeah, what what did
we learn there that you're a bit of a pussey? Maybe?
Well three four eight three or the talkback function on
the iHeart radio app? Did you find that useful? And
what have you learned? I'll say this again.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
I'm going to go home tonight and I'll get some
I'll give this some research and I'll come back tomorrow.
That study wasn't proper.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
No, it wasn't quite. We need to actually, you too
need to be in the proper position. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Oh well, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Seventy part Sight on the Mountain Jerry Show. That is
the dude. Thanks to Bunning's trade. No matter where you are,
Bunning's trader there to help.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yes, a lot of feedback on our Rah strangulation experiments.
If you weren't listening before, if there was a study
in the Herald of the fifty seven percent of people
under thirty five.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Engage in sexual.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Strangling, it's a lot or have like a lot fifty
any Ways, a bit of feedback here coming through what
a ridiculous piece of content.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I've had to change channel.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Grow up guys, So they were in a big front
mashes of want my partner can take ninety percent pressure. Okay,
so that's from a that's from a Julie.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Jimmy Saville and Bill Cosby approve of this content? Is
this texture? I missed the strangling dropping my kids off?
Did the in turn get excited? See this is the
type of thing when that was very helpful. I'm chubbed
up now, Okay, none of them just putting out there.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
I suspect one hundred percent of the stranglers enjoy the strangulation,
but only seven percent of the strangles. I'm not sure
if that's the case. If you look at the study.
That's not what they say. That's it's at the point
of the key moment. Apparently some people that's a thing.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, and also let's be clear, I mean I think
this is a it's a consensual strangulation we're talking about here, Yeah,
of course. Yeah. So really what it says is what
is saying about what people are into doing. I guess
the other thing is how long. It's where it comes from,
and it clearly comes from watching Blue Material, where it's

(47:09):
happening more and more. I think more and more people
are taking their cues from that Blue material as to
what they then do.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Necessarily thinks a good idea. Where are you going?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Where does it end? What's the trajectory of blue material?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
You know? I will say this is the only younger
member of the community in this show, and I know
it's twenty past eight, so I'll try my best to
talk around this as year as you drop your kids
off at school. But it is something that is far
more popular these days, is this type of thing in
the bedroom. There's been times in my life where I've
been approached with the idea of this, and it's quite
common for people to want this to happen to them,

(47:44):
or to perform this on other people.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Well, what does a member of the older community. I
want to stick up for Jeremy here, who's not interested
in anything.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
In the bedroom.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
That's what's interesting, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
It's not even just the absolute meat and two edge. Well,
as a member of that community, I can say that
I'm doing the honorable thing. What and as other people
in the younger communities and people in older communities realize
that I'm doing the honorable thing by shutting up shop completely, Absolutely,
that's what you meant to do. That's what's meant to happen, shutting.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Up shop, pulling down the bloody blinds, absolutely, going out
of business.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yes, yeah, absolutely, that is what that is what you
there's the natural course of things. But interestingly, more and
more young people are shutting up shop as well.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
So whilst there's people that are that they're engaging in
what you're talking about, MESHI, more and more the stats
say more and more people are just shutting up shop
and not even trying to get amongst it with other demons.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
As a member of the shut up shop community, I
encourage it. Shut up shop. Do you think I should
shut up shop? You should have shut up shop years ago.
That's a different questioning branches. I know you are. I'm
oping franchises all over the country. It's dangerous. That's dangerous.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Mark my word, The Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Here's a text that's just coming on three four eight three.
Were welcome all feedback at any time. This person says,
my shop is open, but many road cones have been
put up by the council, which is depleted foot traffic.
That's my situation too. Actually, I've got to say it's
perfect explanation.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Someone else says, my shop is going out of business
of plenty of lead in the pencil, but no one
to write to. Yeah, okay, so that's actually a privilege
that you've got, Jerry. You're happily married the lovely partner,
very very beautiful woman, fantastic woman, a really really great, beautiful,
good looking, very attractive.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Okay, yeah, all right, absolutely top notch woman. Yes, and
yet you're shutting up shop.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
And there's a lot of people that have got no
customers at all, and they're trying to stay in business.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
You know, can you see for you to shut up shop?
Let me be clear, the shop is open. I'm in
the same situation it's not my fault that the council
are doing some roadworks outside and there's cones out and look,
there's not as much foot traffic going through as they
used to be. But the shop's still open. And also
we're doing a lot of online business.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Okay, wait, hang on, sorry, sorry, what is online business like?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
The shop's gone fully online, it's partly online. It's open.
It's open for business to foot traffic that can find
their way there if they have to, they can find
their way. We've got a physical address. It's very little
parking outside. It's not easy bike lane that's there's a
bike lane. But also the bus people don't. Turns out
people don't travel on buses to do shopping, right I

(50:26):
thought they would. They don't.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
But actually you're walking back your comments before you said
your shut up shop. But now we find out that
the shop is open. There's just no there's just no customers.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
There's just a very few customers coming through. But look,
we are open to any business and we're welcome. We'll
welcome all comers, well we will, and look to all
those people, the shop open, the ship shut.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Whatever you know, however you live your life, God bless
you are okay, this of us is not funny.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Just said you six.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
So Queen have become the most valuable band in the world, Matthew.
They have sold their back catalog for two billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
That taps, Yeah, two billion dollars. There's a lot of money.
That's two billion New Zealand dollars. Two billion dollars. Well,
they're more, They're around more than ever before. I've talked
to you before about how my kids they went to
the Suicide Squad movie and Bohemian Repsley was one of
the songs on the soundtrack and they got really excited
about the song and they're playing on this Spotify and then.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I was like, they thought it was a new release.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah, and then and then I told them that not
only is that a non you release, it was out
in the seventies and the singer died And they went,
oh my god, the singers did And I said, yeah,
he died in a long time ago, in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah. So I'm having a look here at some other
people that have sold back catalogs. Bruce Springsteen eight hundred
and twenty million. That's pretty good for him. Sony bought this,
Sony bought. Sony bought Queens as well. So Sony's in
the business of buying people's back catalogs. Oh yeah. And
then nine hundred and eighty five for half of Michael

(52:25):
Jackson's category back catalog, So that was Sony as well.
How much for them? Five for half of it? Just
for half of it.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Remember one a while ago when there was that documentary
that since been discredited. People were starting to stop playing
Michael Jackson on radio stations.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
And he came back, didn't he?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah, he came out, because I remember, didn't z me
for a while to say, we're not gonna we're gonna
pause Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
But is he back? I can hear him he's back, Yeah, yeah,
I can hear him here, he's back. So fifty three
million users of Spotify listen to Queen every month, which
is the highest by far of any like artists from
the past.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Right, because you could tata be probably above that, wouldn't
you should say?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
So the Beatles? So the Beatles have got thirty six
million monthly listeners. But you know the question is why
why Queen? Why Queen? There?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I don't know. Great songs, great songs. Also, I think
there's a varying sound with Queen songs. Yeah, the production
is so exceptional. Yeah, so many different types of songs.
That's a really good point, Like this, for example, this
is but this is really a bassline.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I mean, a lot of people get their Queen from
the Greatest Hits, don't they. I mean, because you know,
Queen had a long career, so across that time they
did a bunch of different types of things.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah. Well, that album, Queen's Greatest Hits, is the most
sold album in British history. So it's clocked up eleven
one and seven weeks in the UK album charts. It's
currently at twenty five so it's been this since nineteen
eighty one.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
It's said that Bohemian Repsdy has played on the radio
somewhere in the world at least once an hour.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
What it's said that Bohemian Repsdy has played on the
radio some of the world at least once and now
that is not much of course, has played at least
once in our least.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
That is the most ridiculous stat I've ever heard. What
I would imagine it would be playing continuously all around
the world. Yeah, so two point five billion streams on
Bohemian Rahapsody, which makes it the most listened to song
from the twentieth century. Also, we Will Rock You Yeah,
and we are the Champions, So that gets played at
stadiums everywhere around the world, and.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
There's always a reason to play another one both that us.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Interestingly, yesterday when we were looking for the most hated bands, Yep,
there wasn't a single person that voted for the Queen.
There certainly wasn't.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Was there.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Basically every other band got a vote. Yeah, but it's interesting.
Remember when we were talking to.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Bloody Yeah Riggie, he was a boss of Hodochep back
in the day, and he was saying, wing Bohemian Repsody
and Queen first came out, they were we're not When
they were getting big in that area, they were kind
of seen as a novelty band. Okay, they thought people
didn't think they were that credible, But looking back now
their catalog is loved.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, totally. I think it's I think it's diverse. I
think it's because of its diversity and also the fact
that you can play it in all sorts of different situations.
How much would you pay for Phil Collins back catalog. Uh,
three hundred and fifty million. Yeah, it's about right. Yes,
it's about right because it's currently MARGAVENI. Yeah, it's about right.
It's not bad. Yeah, so there we go. Good on,

(55:31):
Brian May. I wonder how much of it goes to
Freddy Mercury's estate. Yeah, which is all his girlfriend, isn't it? Yeah?
And his sister, I believe. Yeah, yeah, I mean his friend.
It was a girl. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah?
I know? Yeah, Yeah. There are Matt and Jerry share
Ready any.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
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(56:11):
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Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Bless blessed, blessed. Give them my taste a kiwi from me,