Return of The Matt - The Radio Highlights July 15

Today on the show Matt is back from a week's holiday with a number of yarns, and we also talk about the woman who accidentally slept with her half brother! Plus, ACC Head G Lane is called out for being immature...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
Bunning's trade are there to help breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Showing deal holdacky.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh, I'm glad it's fast and Jeremy Glad it's mass and.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jeremy nice every comedy This morning on The Mantain Jerry Show, Monday,
the fifteenth of July twenty twenty four, and Daddy's back.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, it's so good to be back on The Mat
and Jerry Show after a week of holidaying in the
Deep South. And tell you what, it's beautiful down there,
beautiful down there in Arrowtown.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
So much going on in your life. Not only you're
on holiday, then there was your dog went missing during that.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Time, certainly dead. And also Trump got shot yesterday. Yes,
so my holiday, my dog went missing. Trump got shot.
It's been big, big news week, isn't It really has
feels inevitable. I'm just seeing all this stuff. It feels
like being you know, you've got that, We've got this,
glad I'm not a Kennedy Covey playing here in the
background and we unintentional kind of seems inevitable that someone

(00:57):
was going to get shot.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Election, Yeah, it's been ramped up so much.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
The selection a lot of very very strong rhetoric.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, so much strong rhetoric. And then and quite a
few guns floating around and people standing up on platforms shouting.
You wouldn't want to be one of those people that
sits behind a political candidate anymore, would you.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
No, it's a risky space to be all right, and
that and Jerry show so the all explain it too, Elligo,
It's England on Saturday night. Here's the end of the game. Penalty.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I want to explain this, Okay, okay, can we just
finish the game?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
If people want to go to the.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Park and generated again by twelve white and yourself coming
off twelve white is in front of you, so it's obstruction.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
So it's going to be a penalty to blake tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I was kidding old times.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's a penalty. It was the end of the game.
It did go on forever and ever and ever and
ever and ever, didn't it. But in the end the
all Blacks taking it out when the like it was
twenty seventeen or.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Something, I feel it was twenty four c Yeah, yeah,
I'll tell you what would you say? Yeah, hero of
the game, Buddy Barrett, he came on and changed everything,
didn't he.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Boy, he's good. Yeah, he did it good.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Good off the bench. Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Great impact from Buddy Barrett.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
And Marcus Smith that the number ten for England. He
had an exceptional game.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh, he's very good, isn't he raised Robinson? He was
not happy. He said that nothing that they trained in
the week was sort of coming together afterwards.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Is that right? Yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
A bit shell shocked by the way they performed. That
they didn't do what they were supposed to do. That
they said they do all week. They have trained all week,
but they still won. Yeah, they still won it, and
that's the main thing. Yeah, find a way to win.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It was interesting because Matt and I we watched the
game the same place, and I watched episode Kieran Reid
former All Black Cakes, and you realize just how much
Karen Reid knows about the game when you sit withisode
Kieren Reid and watching All Black tests and entire test
with someone who really knows something about the game.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
He can see we were miles back, we were up
in a box and he could see on the far
side of the field what the penalty was or what
was what was happening. He's raisor sharp. Yeah, he's incredible,
great eyesight, Yeah, spotted a truck and trailer that no
one else did. Yeah, phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, I think it's got something to do with his
ice sockets. Yeah, I think it's got something to do
his eyes like an eagle. Yeah, he does look a
little bit like an eagle. He can see from a long,
long way away, like a like a like an Australasian harryhawk.
Can spot a little mouse running in a field. Yeah,
he can spot an infringement from at least one hundred meters.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah. But it was a great game in that there
were ups and downs, and there were there were periods
of English descendancy and then we came back through in
the end. And you know, it's only it's a fresh
All Blacks team. They haven't been together that much and
they're only going to get better and better and better.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah. I think both those games we could have lost.
But both those games we found a way to win.
And it was ugly at times, but that's what you
got to do in Testropier.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And that's when the All Blacks are the All Blacks.
When even they're having an off day, it's like Cade
Williamson batting. Yeah, you know, he can be looking terrible
and they'll still scratch out of fifty.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah. I totally agree.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
And that's that's the good players, and that's the good
teams that they can win one ugly.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, that's right. So you can imagine this team when
they get the combos going. And also I reckon the
Finley christ the first five half back combos, they take
a while to get going and everyone just looks a
little bit kind of rusty. It's funny that rather Robin,
since we practiced so many things during the week, they
just said nothing, nothing that we were meant to have done.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's paraphrasing what he said. But yeah, Essential Courties was good.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
He was good.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
He came on and made an impack and.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
What a name.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I love that name.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
And Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's a great performance. Guy Leoding, Jimmy Barnes and Michael Hat.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Do you remember when we spoke to Jimmy Barnes and
he was saying that there was just a night they
invited him in and then they got absolutely wasted out
of their brains.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Two words for your nose and they cut stake into
the nose guy all night.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Next thing you know, they were actually the genuine thing
is they really having good times? When they sung good
times and.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
It was rock and roll music? Did play all night?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah? Coming up later in the show, the DNA test Bungle,
a woman who slept with her own half brother whips
the daisy as one of those situations that you that
you don't want. Also, where did we end up on
Saturday night? A very very special place?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh my god, Oh my god? What hashtag? What is
the black door?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
That was that was quote something where we ended up.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
It turns out that there are secret little spots under
Eden Park that you didn't even know existed.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
So you said the black door, right, yeah, okay, I
thought something else rhymes no, no, no, no, well aware.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Of what the other door is?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well aware of Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I bet the Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wonderful world of woman who slept with her own half brother.
Hang on the minute, that's not a wonderful world.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I thought it was a wonderful world.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
I think I said before, just before it, I'd like
to clarify this is not a wonderful world.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Sorry I thought O the Ball and you run with it.
I saw, Sorry, Rudy, I heard you say that. I
thought you were saying that just as a critique of
this wonderful world.

Speaker 8 (06:14):
That it's not a wonder What you mean.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
What's happening in this segment called the wonderful world isn't wonderful.
So I've always you were just sort of warning us
that what we were about to talk about wasn't wonderful.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
And you know what, it's rude, is completely right, what
we're about to talk about is not wonderful. In fact,
if you're feeling a little bit down, or you're thinking
that things a little bit complicated in your own life,
well maybe you've got some problems. This story might help
you feel like your life is okay, yeah, because this
is this is an unfortunate story, a very unfortunate story
that's really no one's fault. Well, I've o the main

(06:46):
doctor particulist guy.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Okay, let's get so anyway, let's get our teeth into this.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
So a US woman has been left reasonably traumatized after
she took a DNA test and she discovered that she
had slept with her own brother.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
I mean, I just put it out there. I mean
I was intimate with my half brother.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
You didn't know, We didn't know.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
She didn't know. And her name's Victoria Hell, so she
didn't know the reason she didn't know. She's thirty nine.
She grown up with just one brother, but then she
later found out that she had twenty two siblings, including
one she dated in high school. But why was that? Well,
the Connecticut woman made the revelation after she ordered a
DNA test kit to understand why was she's experiencing some

(07:28):
health problems.

Speaker 10 (07:29):
When I opened it up, it basically just kind of
put out there, what you're seeing is some half siblings
because we believe that the doctor that did your mother's
fertility treatment might be our biological father. I just remember
sitting there just being like just like, what what is happening?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Okay, So her mother had fertility treatment to great here yep,
but that fertility treatment that donated swimmers is aculated to
other people yearby.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
They were And so it turns out that the fertility
doctor who was actually helping her had actually been fidilizing
people himself in an unauthorized way. So he'd been using
his own yeah, yep, So he artificially inseminated Victoria's mum
without her knowing, And it turns out.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
A whole lot of people hanging without her knowing. Well,
she knowing that it was Yeah, that's right, she thought
it was just she thought it was a dad. She
thought it was the dad.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah. So Victoria always thought that she didn't look like
her dad, but was left stunned by the secret. She
next hemm freaking evil.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
So what he's done is he said, I'm doing a
treatment with your dad, So you're going to have a
daughter biologically, but I'm gonna coockoo my own swimmers in there.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, and twenty other people too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
The psychopath.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, his name's Burton called. Well he's now eighty five,
Burton cardwal your piece of crap. Yeah, so that's fine. Okay,
So she works out that her father's not really her father.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
What about this is fine?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Not even the word no, No, that's not the worst.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
But oh no.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
So she's worked that out and then she realizes that
she's been dating the sky and they've been dating and
getting it on. And then it turns out that one
the person that she's dating, he'd actually impregnated. This doctor
had done the same thing to this person's mother as well.
So she was dating and having sex with one of
her half siblings. Oh my god, this guy Mark from

(09:26):
high school.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Oh my god, sweethearts right through to university. And that's
when they broke up.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
And she told him at the school reunion what had happened.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh my god. Unfortunately Mark and formed victory of the
news via text message. Hey, just so you know, we're
half siblings.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Victoria told make Mark or Mark told Victoria Mark.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Mark got a dnaethist as well, because he was like, no,
this is crazy, this can't be right.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh my freaking god, can't talk about complicated. So all
of a sudden, you're going about your life you don't
and then that's like dropping a bomb in the middle
of it. Wow.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
So that doctor Evil wanted just to spread his seed
as wide as he could and was willing to do
it anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, apparently he had no remorse and simply stated he
helped her mum have a baby, which is what she wanted.
Oh god, Okay, he's crazy. Yeah, he's crazy. It's a
wonderful worldherelim I can't.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Any credible.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Matt he Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
The Maiden Jerry Show on The Mantain Jerry Show. Time
for the latest news headlines. A twenty year old man
from Pennsylvania has been named as the shooter who tried
to assassinate Donald Trump. The FBI says Thomas Matthew Crooks
was behind the attack. He was killed by the Secret Service.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, secret surface answering a lot of questions around their performance.
How did a guy manage to bear crawler his way
up onto a surface? Quite a we way away Eden
Park in some away from Donald Trump one hundred and
thirty meters, Yeah, so quite quite a well, but you'd
think you'd secure all all rooftops and there isn't actually
that many rooftops in that area. So they will be

(11:12):
having some some you know, a post match debrief that's
not going to be very nice as a.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You will wondering off air how it works with the
Secret Service, like the best people, who are the best people?
What detailer they put on? Because you were the commander
in chief the president as the person in terms of
the Secret Service that they need to protect the president,
and I would have thought that they have their best
people on the president and then it kind of goes
down from there because there's the PPD, which is the

(11:38):
Presidential Protection Division, which is a separate part, right, and
so I think.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's not part of the Secret Service of this great name.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, six thousan five hundred people in the Secret Service.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
So what you're saying as Biden, of course he's the president.
He gets the best the best people, yep. And then
probably the vice president yep. And then you've got maybe
the heads of you know, the different Congress and such yep.
So you might be getting quite a few people down
the track before it's protecting candidates.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I just wonder now, you don't wonder how it works.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
You know, Robert Kennedy Jr. He's running and he's quite
popular at the moment. He's running as an independent. They
have not allowed him to get Secret Service protection, and
he's been asking for it and they've said no. You
know that the Biden demonstration has been saying no, or
you know, whoever's in charge has been saying no. I reckon,
they should say yes pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
It will change now.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
They should say yes, change now.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I mean, no, matter what your political affiliations, you do
not want to see people being shot.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Look, I don't know, I don't know anything about it.
My analysis on secret services is sort of pretty amateurish,
but you know, I went into rugby analysis and you know,
but I'm going to say Reagan's team look better. I've
got to say Reagan's team in eighty one they looked better,
and he was a president at the time. They looked
crack that team.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
When he got shot, they were on the That's my
thought on how quick Trump's people were there. Also he
was up on a stage which is quite hard to
get up to. Yeahagan's people were quite close to him.
But iguar, that was my exact thought. I thought, how
quickly were Reagan's people over him?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, there's there's one of the dips that one of
the Secret Service that's fumbling with a Gunshi want to
get into the car. But anyway, I mean, who knows
how you behave anotherose So you can train and train
and train, and who knows how you behave under that situation,
because I mean you're basically putting your body in the
way to protect someone.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
So after seven, we'll ask you, how does his shoes
come off?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah? His shoes? What did they need? He can't afford
new shoes?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
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Speaker 2 (13:50):
Lake Russell's she's running it from Northland.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Lake and English pubs around the country are gearing up
for a big morning as the Three Lions look to win.
The ZU twenty twenty four final between England and Spain
kicks off in around half an hour. Oh jeez, it's
a big morning, isn't it? Huge morning. It's gonna be
some nervous English fans. Although do they get nervous? They
get excited that day. It's excitement.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh, I'm nervous.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
The Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Hey, So we went long to watch the All Blacks
at Eden Park on Saturday night. Fantastic affair. And after
the game, Jeremy, do you remember, do you remember what
happened after the game?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I do?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I do.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I had had a couple of drinks, but I hadn't
had enough that I couldn't remember what happened after the game.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, we were.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Escorted down into the bowels of eden Park where there's
a secret little room.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
So CEO of eden Park, Nick Saortan says to us, hey,
do you want to see something? I was actually regaling
people with the stories of staying in the glamping tents then,
and how mysterious it is to be overnight in the
stadium where there's no one there, and you imagine all
the secret parts, and you is there a phantom of
Eden Park? You know, you get quite scared. Lucky I

(15:03):
was staying there with Karen Reid and he's definitely put
people on their back and eating pack before. So he's
murdered people that eating back before. So I felt quite safe.
But then next aught to say as well, there is
actually a mysterious part of eden Park that you wouldn't
know about.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yes, And then so he leads us down through corridors, down, down, down, down,
down down all the way to this door and he said,
hit this behind this door and it was right by
whether changing shits are like this black door? Yeah, so
it's right in the almost by the tunnel at eden Park.
Opened up the door and inside behind that door was
the most beautiful, beautiful looking bar that you've ever seen

(15:42):
in your entire life.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Beautiful, like planneling. Yeah, plush open the doors because you
know you're in these concrete corridors, and then you open
this door to this beautiful bar and there was incredible
service in there. It was just the secret bar in
Eden Park.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, and so, and the lighting is amazing. It looks
like a plush cocktail bar from maybe Las Vegas or
something probably I'm going to say ten meters long and
about six meters wide.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's the kind of place that you might just spot
out the corner of your eyes some kind of international superstar,
you know, maybe Tiger Woods is having a quiet drink
after watching the game, that kind of situation.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
So it's available to be hired out, is it. Yeah,
that's the idea of it. Oh, so the idea of
it is that the.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Super flash awesome way to watch the game.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, totally. And it's a per head price.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
And so was this bar being used on Saturday night
or was he just showing you the bar.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
It had been used. And so with the bar, you
hire it out per person and then and then all food,
all drink, everything is paid for in the per head price,
which is quite a lot, and I can't remember exactly
what it is, but let's just say it's not it's
a four figure amount per head. And then and then
you get it a long time before the game, Like

(17:01):
you can go on at like four in the afternoon
or something. You have all your friends in there, you
have a party. You get to go down onto the field,
watch the Harker, watch the national anthems. You're down on
the field, standing on the grass, and then you can
come back into the seats and then you have this
bar and then you can have it till midnight. Wow,
so you can you can party on. So I think
when we'd arrived, I think the people got got. I
think it was over. Yeah, I think it was about midnight.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well it was over and then it started up again.
Did it crank up?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, what a good time. Yeah you me, Lesli mcgolders,
Martin Guptel, a few others.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, Lesimgold is dad, Lasim gold.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Is dad, great New Zealander, my girlfriend. Yeah, there's all
kinds of people in there.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
You didn't take mash down and there no, I mean,
as we said, it was a flash place, absolute pie.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
And that and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, so I've got a mere copper again, and I
know I'm always coming on the show with mere coppers,
but I got another one. I was in our town
and I was having a a couple of drinks behind
the Blue Door. I'd actually been on an e bike
trip around a bunch of vineyards, which is interesting in
the ice beautiful. You know, you can get a rinto

(18:12):
aknee bike in Arrowtown and just take it up around
some great vineyards. Peregrine went to Mount Rossa, went to
Goods and Valley Dozens. We're quite a few anyway. And
then afterwards I went to there's this bark or the
Blue Door in Arrowtown and you go in there this
live music, and I just want to apologize to the

(18:33):
band that was playing there for repeatedly asking them to
play a wagon will until they finally did.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I thought they would have had plenty of that, and
from ourtown or they were from.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
The s we weren't the only people calling for wagon wheel.
But when they performed waggonwell and everyone got onto the
dance floor, they just look crist for them. They've been
performing brilliantly all night, fantastic covers, been in great songs,
and we were having a great time singing along, but
just that it took wagon well to get people on
the floor. As soon as the wagon wheel was over,

(19:04):
everyone lifted dancedall everyone lift the dance. I've seen this
another times in the South Island. I saw it at
the Escott Sports Bar one night and I don't know.
The funny thing is, I woke up the next morning.
My first thought was and like, rude it you you
you operate in this area and let you feel the
pain of just crowds asking for wagonweel constantly.

Speaker 8 (19:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
I mean, it's just one of those things though that
no matter how much you tire of a song, I
find a love for it once I see people dancing smiley.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I wondered about that, because it's just sorry. Even if
you have to put your own feelings as a as
a covers band or as a as a covers performer,
you do kind of have to put your feelings of
a song slightly to the side, don't you. And you're
thinking about your audience and what they want, and if
you see them up and dancing, that surely balances things
out in terms of how you feel about a song.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
Like, for instance, one song that we just about have
to play every time we do a covers gig is
five hundred Miles by the Proclaimers. Oh, and it occurred
to me that I have not listened to that punishing
song for about ten years, and then one day I heard.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
It on the rain. I'm like, is that how that
song actually goes?

Speaker 7 (20:16):
Because I realized I just played it my way right right,
because I don't go out of my way to go
and listen to five hundred miles by the Proclaimers, which
I don't love, but I enjoy when people are having
a great time.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Da da dad, Hey, play wagon Wheel, Rude to play
wagon Wheel right now? Play wagon Wheel right from the stage. Yeah,
oh you mean me? Yeah yeah, play Wagonwell play it again.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
What about a band that just played wagon Wheel? Omegan Wheels,
play the wagon Wheels?

Speaker 4 (20:43):
You play?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
You play wagon Wheel at the start, and you play
a thirty minute version of wagon Wheel.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
You should test it one day, Rude, to see when
people how many times in a row you can. It's
like making a kid smoke a whole pack of cigarettes
to get them off smoking. You go, okay, you want
wagon Wheel. We're gonna do a nothing but wagon Wheel
until you guys don't ask it anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
You just do one town at the time, you travel
around New Zealand, you just eliminate wagging wheel out of
the out of the playlist, out of the desire for
what people want.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I've got to say when they did play wagon wheel, thatugh,
I did make my night men.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
You play it very fast version of wagon wheel, by
the sounds of it read.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
Far too fast. Blame the drummer.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Smatton. Jerry time from six to nine at breakfast time, it's.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry nights every county this morning, I'm a
man and Jerry show. The Euros have just kicked off
and I can tell you three minutes in Spain versus
England in the twenty twenty four final, it's snill nip nip.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Is that a saying?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
You don't say that?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Definitely zip zip no no zip anyway, a lot of
pomp and ceremony on a lot going on. Of course,
some Trump shooting crazy crazy things are just getting crazy
out there.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, you were just.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Saying in the break the bullets sound so different in
real life than they do in the movies.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
They're like.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
They're more terrifying, bloky, this.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Spooky, spooky, how lucky was Trump the fact that he
was moved his head on that particularly angle because the
bullock came from where he was looking, and if he
had been looking straight forward, i mean, look at where
that hit him in the ear. Yeah, that's it's just crazy.
It's it actually makes it gives me the heavy gebiss
not it's not a good thing. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
But we'll talk about a little bit more about that
later on. But the Monday Moistern we failed to put
it out to the people because every every every Monday
we play a song to juice people up for another
week in this beautiful country of ours, to increase productivity.
But because the Euros are on and on deeply and
firmly in the English camp, I've just shut down the
democracy on this situation. I'm just going to play a

(22:46):
song that'll juice me up for the Euros. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Ah, look for Celie's Chelsea Dagger. The most English song
ever a wedden, most English song by an.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Italian band, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
You Go, Nice English song ever by a Scottish band
with an Italian name.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Most humidity level just went up to ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
That's so moist and England versus Spain. Very moist at
the Euros, I tell you I was pretty moist, pretty
dry up. No, since I can't really bridge this. My
dog went missing last week.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh did you piss your eyes?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I was really worried because I was at the other
end of the country and there's nothing I could do.
So the so Colin my dark. I talked to Colin
a lot. But Colin Lott in the show and he
was just gone.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
What how did he get missing?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Gate was left open, The gate was open, and he
and he just went out for you know, he just
went out the gate.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Right, and he went for an explore.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
He went for a little bit of an adventure. Okay,
but he went missing. And so I get the call
that he's missing, and you go, what do you do
to get your dog back? So unleashed pictures of them
on social media, you know, just on the off chants
that someone has seen him wandering in that area of
where we live. And then you people came out of

(24:14):
the woodwork. God, people are lovely. We had people Tracy Donaldson,
you know Tracy Donaldson used to work at Radiohotege now
over Gold. She she came out and posted the neighborhood
and went looking for him straight away. I was at
the other end of the country, so there's not much
to do. I mean, did you come and how I'm
sure you did. Jerry, you probably came and out, did you?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Ruder?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Several? Several, A lot of people, a lot of people
that care about me came in here and and we
put it on the pet websites.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
You got to do that.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
The mother of my children, she put a list of
everything we do. Barry was put on just my son.
Barry was put on just scouring social media for any information.
Charlie came back from a party he was at and
just went round the streets looking for him, my eldest son,
and we just utilized all the resources.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
I was on.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I was on a bus from dunedinto ourrowtown.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
It sounds like you were doing the least, to be honest, I.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Was on my phone firing up the social media on
the intercity Wi Fi and I was terrified. I got
to that point where it had gone on so long.
I was like, we've lost our dog.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
How long are we talking here?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Well, he went missing about ten o'clock in.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
The morning at night at night.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Wow, Yeah, so all our efforts were overnight. Oh, and
then and then and then and then right through. We
got up in the morning and I think we started
a lot of our efforts to find Colin too early.
People went out of bed. I'm I'm an early riser
because of doing breakfast radio. So we were going hard
at five am.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
When did the first calls go out to try and
find them publicly?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
About ten thirty pm.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Ten thirty pm. Yeah, And how did you run in
your family sleep that night knowing that Colin was out there,
because you would have had to call off the search
party at some stage.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah. Well, we had to call our son Charlie, as
I said, home, he was wide ranging, he was all
over that it had a couple, It was all over
the neighborhood, just yelling for Colin. Yeah, and as I say,
I was powerless at the under the other end of
the country. And it just got to the point where
you go, he's gone, He's gone, and.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I'm hoping there's a there's a positive end of the story.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Well find out after the song from MGMT.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I'm confascinating to know where he actually was. And we
ended up going Yeah. Actually I was just thinking would
be good. I did to put one of those. Well,
I was a little fine to those ear think of
me jiggers. Yeah, on a dog's collar.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
They do have a chip inside them.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, they do have a chip inside them. But can
you track them with the chip?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Up next, the stunning conclusion to this two part series
on my dog Colin, going this.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Thing the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
All right, when we left you before Colin was out.
Colin had escaped at ten thirty at night. The gate
had been left over, and the call had gone out
around New Zealand, how can we find Colin? People had
been brought back from parties. There were search parties out,
There were people scouring social media. Where it was now
the next day, we're at five in the morning, yep,
and more search parties. Friends were coming out of the

(27:14):
woodwork to post the neighborhood to look for a missing
dog who had been missing overnight.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
And he's just a weef feller Ruder and.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I were out there together in a car driving around
your neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Crickets from you, guys, But a lot of good friends
came out to help, and actually people that didn't even
know me came out to help. Peop in the neighborhood.
So now it's about six am, and I'm thinking to myself, look, people,
you know, but nine am is when things happen for
a lot of people. You know, We're sort of calibrated
to be way too early in the morning due to

(27:44):
worrying about the dog, and also just you know, because
of the breakfast radio. So we keep going, keep going,
and then and then I get a call from the
Henderson Dog Pound at ten thirty am, right after worrying
about him, giving up hope, because you know, were's the
dog At ten thirty am. Anyone that had grabbed him

(28:04):
would have would have checked all the the lost pet sites,
would have would have checked the area, would have seen
the posters. I'm like, where is he? But the intense
theory I get this call because dogs have chips on them,
and so they rang up and say, is this Mad Heath?
Is this Matthew Heath? And I said it certainly is,
and they said, this is a Henderson dog Pound. We
have your dog.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Well, so he'd been taking he'd made it all the
way to Henderson.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Our weest, well, no, this is what had happened. So
do you know how far he'd have ventured out? Our
gate about a meter. Oh no, he'd stuck his nose
out the gate and had a quick look around, and
someone had coming past and said, this is a missing dog,
and I grabbed him. So from right in front of
his house. Ah, they'd taken him home and then gone

(28:53):
to sleep and then woken up and then apparently weed
somewhere and they took him to the dog pound. And
so he'd been picked up from out the front of
his house and take it all the way to Henderson
right and then and then we found and we got
him back, and boy was he happy when when we
got him back.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
And he would love to go out to Henderson as well.
It would be a nice little trip from Oh. He
loves it out probably furthest out west he's ever been.
He loves it out there. He So what it is
that is that is a classic. It's someone thinking that
they're doing good.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, and kind of they are because you don't know,
I mean, if you think about it, we know that
that's our house.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
So but a dog's always in front of some house.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, but the chances are the dog is going to
be somewhere near where it lives and you're taking it
away from the place that it is. I mean, it's
probably closer to where it lives at that moment than
where you're about to take it. I mean, it's a dog,
it's an animal that does know where it last.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I'm not going to nickle and dine those people because
I know that their heart was in the right place.
I mean, it seems ridiculous now that he was about
a meter from the small hole of the gate.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Are you sure they weren't dog knappers that then wanted
to steal Colin and thought, this is a cute little
snack across between the shnow and a Jack Russell. This
looks like the kind of dog we want. Let's left him,
let's take him. And then he does awe in their
house and they're like, no, it's not toilet trained. He's
not toilet train. We're not going to have him. Yeah him.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Someone said, why didn't they just call us tags? He
had his other collar on. He had his other collar on.
He because it's complicated, his collar was scratching, right, So
we swapped his collar. We hadn't swapped the tags around.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's always been waiting for the new.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Registration to arrive.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
It was in that window. Weird things have to be
happening or ours things like this don't go down. But anyway,
God bless Colin. He's back and you know, and he'll
never stick his nose out of that gate again.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
And Mat and Jerry show you.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Still knill All in the Euro twenty twenty four finals,
Spain taking on England. It's been all Spain been on attack,
even they pretty much the whole game.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Why didn't I get this day off? Like Mashi mash
he's taking the day off to watch the morning off
to watch the Euros. I knew this was coming. Why
didn't they get the time off? I thought it might
be Jigs in England getting into the final. If I did,
I know, I've already been off for a week. Who
knows what's going on, but I'm very tense.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Well, I would do know that when you have a
date that's coming up in the future, you wouldn't have
known what the date was, what the time was, what
the day was do.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
What I do know, Jerry is that it's beer and Paigely,
I know that much. And it's halfway through.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
It is we're halfway through. It's the eighth year of
beer and pie. July and we're celebrating the eighth year
by creating the first ever radio Hadacke pie with our
friends at Dad's Pies. And you can suggest your pie
filling on three four eight three follow the link to
the entry formula when five thousand dollars. If we end
up making your pie. And there's been some interesting suggestions

(31:33):
so far, plus bragging.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Rights that your pie is out there in the shops,
I'm sure we'll give you some freak product as well.
Jamaican carried goat. I don't know why they're targeting Jamaican goats.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Goats and Jamaica sort of taste different than another parson
Jamaican flavored curry.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
I was going to say, maybe just Jamaican type spices, right,
rather than a like, I don't see Dad's Pies.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Shipping over a goat from Jamaica. Men just to make
this pie.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
That would be expensive, very expensive.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
And what they suggest that you match that beer with?
Match that pie with? What beer? A Chris Pilsner. Oh yeah, okay,
here's a here's a suggestion hungy a hungy pie and
the beer suggestion any.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Any hungy and any any hungy. I guess that's just
a cooking method, isn't it? Hungy pie? So I mean
Dad's Pie is going to have to invest in some
some shovels and some rocks.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, what what would be the hangy pie? I mean,
it could be anything, couldn't it.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Every time I've been involved in a hungy involves digging
up the food and then putting it in the microwave
to cook it because you've taken it out of the rocks.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Aren't hot enough? What about just the boil up pie?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Are you the boiler pie?

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Very very soggy.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. You got gotta get me
concerned about moisture levels because I'm seeing this here with
the pork mash and gravy. So you gotta be careful
with your gravy, don't you?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
And someone else said ham and pineapple. I like, I
like the idea of ham and pineaple, ham and pineapple,
but I fear, I fear that the pineapple might get
soggy and might get a bit hot.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
And also what kind of hand would you have? And
then you have to be big chunks of ham? Yeah,
otherwise it wouldn't really work. What about this? Finally, blue
cod white wine? Sauce, capers and chopped girkins.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
It sounds quite good, don't it.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Blue Cod. So you're importing a lot from the South
Island there, so lamb, shank and gravy. But you wouldn't
have the bone.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Would you have the bone? Singer to the bone for people? Yeah,
So there we go. Keep those citizens coming in three
four eight three follow the link and you could win
five thousand dollars thanks to Dad's pies. This is the
Matt and Jerry Show Radio Haddackie Jeremy with them mining
from six until.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Matt he Jeremy Wells The Maiden.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Jerry Show seven thirty on The Matt and Jerry Show.
Time for the latest news headlines. He was President Joe
Biden's ordered an independent review of national security after a
shooter tried to assassinate Donald Trump. Part of Donald Trump's
ear was hit and one attendee has been killed. Biden
says he's keeping Trump and his family and his prayers.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
That's interesting because it and was just saying the other
day that he was a dictator trying to destroy democracy democracy.
So it's going to be an interesting situation for Biden
now because his whole campaign was Trump's an existential risk
to democracy, ramping things up as much as they can,
and now you can't really because violence has come into play.
I tell you how, I feel sorry for obviously the
family of the person that's been shot at that rally

(34:21):
because it gets drowned in the background. It's a terrible tragedy.
But people are talking about Trump's here. There's there's a
dead person there, Yeah, I mean horrific.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Do we know where that person was in terms of
where they were watching from I'd be interested to know.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, in terms of where they directly behind and where
there was that it probably wasn't the same shot that
hit Trump.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, because what did they say there was there were
three shots and then there were three more shots by
There were six shots in total, But were all.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
They from him?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Were the ones returned from the snipers?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, that's right. But I watched the thing last night
on this guy who was who was saying that he
was pointing, he's showing the police that there's a guy
there that's crawling along the that roof.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
And people had seen the guy, they were going his
beer crawling on the roof. This guy with crazy ginger
here said, it's sitting out of a tennis hat. Looked
kind of like one of those trolls from the troll
movies or those troll dolls. He comes over and goes
we were saying his beer. He walked over. He's had
a beer on his hand.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
So the guy that was shot and killed, I thought
he might be doing something to do with the security,
but no, apparently he was just in the crowd. He
is a volunteer firefighter fifty years old, shielded his family
to protect them against the gunshots.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
Wow, he's the one.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
He must have been. He must have been in the
line of like behind Trump, in the line of fire,
if you know, I mean, not in the line of fire,
but after Trump right now.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
But if he's got his family or was he was
he just in the crowd down below? Yes, that's the
crowd in front of Trump. So I guess the first
shot was miles off.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Right, but that's from one hundred and thirty meters. I mean,
Trump is very lucky. I mean, he's unlucky to be shot,
but well, yeah, unlucky to be shot, but very lucky
that it's just scraped his ear. That's so close to
your temple.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, oh, my god.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I mean, it's so ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It's ridiculously close, ridiculous, crazy, where.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
One will talk about the Secret Service because of some
theories around secret Service, and interesting that Biden has ordered
a review International security. Actress Shannon Doherty has died. Wow.
The Biverly Hills nine two or zero and Charmed actress
lost her battle with stage four bristcans at age fifty three.
Oh bless geez. So what happening this morning?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Can we can we fire up the Billy Hills nine
or two one? Oh, let's let's have a lot.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Well, well, she had stage four briskens. I knew right, Okay,
And it's a nervous morning for football fans aes England
take on Spain and the Euro's final in Berlin. What's
the score at the moment? Neil Nell?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Now, is this the best way to celebrate someone?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's pretty wet change. How much of the success of
the show was the same.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Doesn't mean what happened just some dangerously old people pretended
to be teenagers.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yep, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Steve was my favorite. Steve was so old, he was
such a wounded and he's older than Biden. The two
of them have gone, haven't they? Because Luke Perry passed
away as one of you're trying. He had so many
wrangles on his forehead for a guy out high school.
He was about he was about twenty six or twenty seven.
When he's playing, was he Dylan? He's playing Dylan? Yeah, Dylan.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah. I thought some prayers, thought some prayers to everybody.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, thought some prayers to the whole world.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Eh.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
A lot happening in the world at moment. Euros Ieron
Trump's being shot. And I've worked out why people want
you to put the toilet seat down?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Are we talking about the top lead, the middle medium load,
the top lid, the top lid.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I finally worked out what the top load's for. I
couldn't believe it. I was told there's no uncertain terms.
And at a at a Batch and Arrow Town.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Put down the load. It's for when you've gone number two,
isn't it? And then you don't want to flush and
you want someone to reveal a little secret.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
What right?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I want to play a practical joke on someone, so
it's like someone opens up. I wasn't expecting that to
be under that.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
All right, because if they come in and see it,
then it's not as funny. Well nearly jarny, very close. Actually,
it's so when you flush, it doesn't fire little particles
all over everyone's toothbrushes. So it's a blast shield. Ah,
so you put the lid down as a blast shield
before you flush.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I never put the lid down as a glass shield
when I flush.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Wow, Tolls toothbrush is currently covered in tiny little particles
of your leavings.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's good for you, isn't it. It's good.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
No, there's no doubt that it's good for you to
have that on your chair. Fights plak. It's essential to
tarta control.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
No, but well.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I don't know for sure this, but this is what
I was told in no uncertain terms.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
That that's how are the how are the terms uncertain?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Well, I said it's sexist to us me to put
any part of the toilet seat. Now, I said, that's sexist,
and you just actually, what's the episode of misogyny? Melon? Melon, melons?
I don't think there is a word for it. Malons, melons, melons, melons,
like the people that hate me in there's a word
for it. Someone can tell me. On three four A
three that's what I said. I accused the person of

(39:30):
being sexist because it's my right because I've just to
leave everything up. Yeah, okay, but then they said, no,
it's a blast yield to keep the little bit supposed
off my toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Okay. I always thought that it depends on whether there
are more females or males in a in a family,
that depends on whether the seat goes up. Because of
my family, I was always told because we've got I've
got my brother, me, my dad, and then my mom.
My mum was the only female in our family. And
I was always taught as a as a kid to
put the toilet seat up because when you when you
but I go, when you go number one, you put

(40:01):
the toilet seat up so you don't go all over
the seat. I mean, my mom spent she spent at
least ten years just every day telling my brother and I,
would you please put the toilet seat up, leave the toilet.
So it was always you leave the toilet seat up
because otherwise people will go wheeze on it.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
But then but then that is catering for incompetence and
bad as well.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
But you got to you meant to go wheaze withut
the toilet seat up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But then you
leave it up because then the next person probably is
going to be a male that's going to be coming
in and using going ways again, so the toilet seat
stays up. But then I started going, I told you.
And she comes from a family with three women and
one man in it, because she's got a sister, yeah,

(40:44):
and then obviously her mum and then a dad, and
in their family, you leave the toilet seat down, right.
It was the complete opposite.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
When I was working at Eca Records and Duned and
back in the day, I walked with this very small
woman and I left the toilet seat up, and she
sat down without looking got stuck on the toilet.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
You going to speak about that. I'm getting stuck in
the toilet more and more and more. I'm sitting on
the toilet seat more and more as I get older.
I reckon I make that mistake. I don't know, maybe
because I'm sitting down to go the toilet at night nowadays.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, will it kill someone to put a cushion on
my toilet so I can spend more time.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
To kill my twelve year old to actually get his
in the toilet. He's terrible. He is terrible.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Anyway, we'll tell you what that word is for. Sex
is opposite of misogyny.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
What's the score on the Euros.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
It is Neil Milk one minutes and twenty seven seconds.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Still all right, the Matt Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Show, we're going to be talking to acc head g
Lane after eight o'clock about the weekend sport. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
So obviously the acc not to everyone's taste, was listening
to news talks z'b. Yesterday there sports show with Jason
Pine and called Gabriel called in and he was not
big on Glane and the a SEC.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
There was some crowd called Commentary Collective, Alternative Commentary Collective.
Now these guys were total idiots. They had to assume
the thing going that was about third form from what
I remember. They were calling for an example, Tea Leah Princeyslina.
They were calling the one of the forwards from England

(42:27):
baby Face said big Baby and it was like listening
to kids and it was really off putting, you know,
and watching the game. Do you know that some alternative
collective commentary group?

Speaker 9 (42:40):
Yes I do, Gabriel, Yes I do. In fact, they're
in the same building as us. Are there in a
quiet taste? Are they not for everybody? If you would
prefer a different kind of commentary, Channel fifty one, I
think is probably where you need to go. But yeah,
are the alternative commentary collective. They have a very big audience,
a very big audience, and yeah, we're proud to have
them as as our stable mates. I hope you and
you're the game, Gabriel, regardless of your taste in the

(43:03):
in the common from Ja.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
What a great edit is for the.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
The big baby in James mcconey and Mike Lane's defense,
who are calling that game. You've got to say that
that he does look like a big baby. Da looks exactly.
You can't watch that. I mean, his face is a
big baby face. It's already screaming at you by the faces.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
By his face. He's a big baby. He looks like
a ten year old, that guy.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
You do feel sorry for people that have accidentally come
across the acc and think it's the real commentary. They
think the world is just over.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It was a great call.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
It's a great call. Gelane, great advertiser with the sec the.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
So nill All in the euro twenty twenty four final
between Spain and England at halftime and Dave from the
morning side, Tevin joins us on the line right now
morning Dave warning.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
He goes, how you're feeling as an English fan and
it's a nill all but how are the teams playing? Well?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
It's going pretty well. The atmosphere is really good down here,
but we need some goals and we need to win.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, well, ah, you be happy though in the all
at halftime I would have thought, I mean that Spanish
attacks quite impressive.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
We did turn up to win this game. We didn't
turn up to lose, so that it's all about taking
it out.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Are you thinking now penalties on extra time and then
penalties Dave? What are you think?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
I really don't want it to go up penalties, but
I'm still pretty confident for the for within the ninety
minutes or ninety five.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah. Historically the English have struggled a little bit and pins,
but did all right and when they were coming through
the ranks to get here. So absolute scenes down there
at the morning side.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah, it's amazing. We've got like the Modestyites haven opened
the glass house open and we've hired extra TV and
it's it's one hundred percent EUSt fans down here.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I was going to say, Dave, are there any Spanish fans?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I can't see one shirt?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Oh that's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Oh well we'll let you get back to Dave. All
the best for that second half.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, thanks a lot of guys, Good luck.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Come on England all right, see your day. That's day
from the morning side tab and there no all in
the final Euro twenty twenty four Spain versus England ingle Land.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Huge hour coming up next. We've got g Lane to
go through all the sport of the weekend and they
needs to absolute disgrace Julane. Actually I've got a few
coins to make about what he did down in Dunedin.
Absolute disgrace. But also you've got some deep analysis into
the Secret Service after the Trump shooting.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, that's right. We've been going deep into the Secret
Service and what the Secret Service actually do. You'd be surprised.
Actually they've got a dog squad, a whole lot of
people who operate dogs.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I saw they keep referring them as caneines. I was like,
just say dog. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
And also they were set up to sort out counterfeit
currency that was the original.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Of it all the way, Jerry Lincoln, who would have.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Thought, don't give it all the way? Who would have thought?
Also coming up, we'll put some more people in the
drawer as well to either go to Bathurst or the
NRL Grand Final. It's called would you rather? This is
the mattin Jerry Show Radio Heating, The Mats.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
And Jerry Show.

Speaker 11 (46:07):
And Jerry.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
On weekdays. Nice to be coming this morning on the
Mat and Jerry Show. Matt's back from being away. Welcome
back man, Nice to have your bag.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
It's great to be back. And my dog's back. My
dog went missing. It's back. And the euros are on
and that's a little bit nerve wracking, and lots of
crazy stuff happening around the world. Trumpet was hear blowing off.
It was pretty terrifying. Almost seems like when something like
that happens that it was inevitable, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
It does. Look back on it now, now you're.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Like, of course that's going to happen, because things are
just so heated up in the United States at the moment.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah. I always think every year something a monumental thing
happens every year, like a big thing the queen dies.
So there's always a big thing that happens every year,
And I thought to myself, is the Trump assassination? The
big thing that attempt is that the big thing that's
going to happen in twenty twenty four. I mean, there's

(47:09):
going to be possibly a change of president in twenty
twenty four as well.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Well, I'll tell you what. That shot, That photo of
Trump standing up after he's been shot surround a by
Secret Service with the flag in the background. That's like
seeing in real time a photo that will be in
history box for the next hundred years. I mean, not
that there will be books in one hundred years, but
that is the photo of the moment. It looks so frickin' historic.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, when those Secret Service agents jumped on top of Trump,
did you see the photographers around? It was really interesting
to watch photographers sort of slightly realized that they wanted
to get the image, but they were throwing themselves into
the line of fire. It was fascinating to watch.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Well, whoever owns that image, whoever took that shot, is
going to make a freakload of money from it.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Absolutely, coming up, We're going to talk to ac see
here that g Lane. He's embroiled some controversy.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Shocking behavior from g Lane again disgrace.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
And Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
So Spain have scored in the Euro twenty twenty four
fine Aldough one on England forty eight minutes gone.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Come on and Garland.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
See look I'm looking at the with rose colored spectacles,
England when they're one the lap, shut up shop and
then there's this goal scored against them, So you know,
come on England, got plenty of time to score here,
plenty of time to score. Then going to Pens and
England great in the Pens.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, real good in the Pens. Good morning a see
here g.

Speaker 11 (48:32):
Lane, it's not coming home. I've got I got, I
got one hundred bucks on Spain too now and so
come on Spain, Come on, Spain, it's coming on home.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Okay, Well, no one wants to hear from you, Glane,
because you're a disgrace and you've been outed as a juvenile.
Have you heard this audio from Newstalk ZB yesterday on
Jason Pines show, there was some crowd.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Called Commentary Collective, Alternative Commentary Collective. Now these guys were
totally the it. They had to assume the thing going
that was about third form from what I remember, they
were calling, for example, te Leah Princess. They were calling
the one of the forwards from England baby face said baby,

(49:17):
and it was like listening to kids and it was
really off putting, you know, and watching the game.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Those allegations, I can't believe what on your commentary, How
did that? How did you let that happen? Someone was
calling Mark they got confused with Princess.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
That's not true.

Speaker 11 (49:34):
Look, I've had a long, hard sit down with both
commentators and I'm look, all I'm going to say is
they've both been suspended for this weekend, all Black versus FIGI.
They will not be on end this weekend. We had
a good long session with both of them and just
look said to them, go back to basics, like it's

(49:55):
not we're not.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Here to people who were the commentators, Just exactly who
were the.

Speaker 12 (50:00):
Commentators James mconey and Lane Yeah, yeah, disgusting you said
with yourself and James McConney wouldn't have turned up.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
He was late.

Speaker 11 (50:13):
I seen him a text.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I can't believe you were calling that guy back to
the big baby. He does not he he was he
looks like a baby. He played quite well, the big baby.

Speaker 11 (50:26):
He's got the cheeks like a rainbow trout, you know,
a little cheek.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I tell you a great game. I had an interesting experience.
Ian Jones came up to me and he says, Ian
Jones says to me, he says to me at that game.
Do you know what he says to me? He says
to me, did you think the all Blacks were going
to lose? And I said, a couple of points, I
doubt it. And he pointed me and said, that's why
you were never an All blank.

Speaker 11 (50:46):
Why did he pick you out?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I don't know what I s what I said Jones
after that, that was that's not the reason I wasn't real.
There was a lot of genetics involved. I didn't play
rug I didn't play, but still I get your point.

Speaker 11 (51:02):
What did you do to wind up the Jones? It's
the most placid two meter man you'll ever meet.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I was questioning, was I was embroiled in a conversation
with Ian Jones and Mike Barry, who's Hillary Barry's husband,
and he of course used to throw the ball on
his hooker for North Auckland back in the day. And
Ian Jones used to jump at four and those two
were talking line out calls from nineteen eighty nine, and
I was questioning some of Ian Jones's technics used to

(51:27):
the outside arm off and jumping off the shoulder of
opposite number, and there was a look it was it
got heated. Let's just say it got heated up there.

Speaker 11 (51:37):
Oh god, okay, okay, Well look we got the result
in the end, didn't we twenty four seventeen the ab
it was like it was a it was a better game,
but I still felt like the All Blacks were still
just in about second gear. It just felt like as
soon as they got two or three wide, they opened
up England, but they just couldn't get past that rush
to fence and with the kicking obviously from in the

(52:00):
first half, and then they just start to the game
plan that just quite like laboriously in him.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I'll tell you who's who has impact though body Barrett,
he has he has impact.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah, But also Gila, you have to give Marcus Smith
some credit because that guy played particularly well. And I
think when you say New Zealand, you know they never
got a second gear. I think that was because England
didn't let them, I mean our lineout. They were all
over us in the lineout.

Speaker 11 (52:24):
There was a lot of there was a lot of
like a little bit of contesting in the year in
that line out tackling in the year arms being whacked
by a toe g. So they got busted a couple
of times. But you're right, they did disrupt it and
it caused a few issues. They put pressure on us
in our twenty two they had territory. But hey, as
your blacks do choked them out and they choked him.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
It's a good sign if an all blacks not firing
and all cylinder still wins against a very good English side.
So give them a taste the key with.

Speaker 11 (52:53):
Our good absolutely and sale GP this morning as well
as the Euro Sale GP. The Black Foils are going
for the championship at nine point thirty this morning. They
got three championship races. It's Australia and I think either
Spain or France. So if you want to get some
sailing up, you get some foiling up. Yeah, that's happening
this morning. She's all go straight after the Euros.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Thanks very much for your time this morning. Acc here ga.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Hey and be better.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
I told you I've suspended myself.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yeah, I'm out. Oh yeah shit. I think that's just
because you want to go away with your friends for
the weekend. Anyway, the crowd is roaring so good calling.
It's Radio Horaki.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Would you ruther to be at the NRL Grand Final
or the legendary badfast one thousand?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Call? Eight hundred O recky now yere's that call? Now?
Would you rather four nights on Mount Panorama or the
weekend of your life at the NRL Grand Final?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Eight hundred Hardaki and that and Jerry Sha So it's
Spain up one, that's still over England and the euro
twenty twenty four final. Fifty seven minutes of the game gone.
I still attacking to.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I'm looking very good unfortunately Engerly.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Radio Hot I would yeah. We're sending you and a
mate to one of the most epic sporting events across
the ditches October. The question is would you rather go
to Bathurst or the n r L Grand Final, the
roar of the track versus the roar of the foody field,

(54:26):
Four nights Mount Panorama watching Bathurst or the weekend of
your life at the NRL Grand Final with the races
on Saturday and the pre match cruise to the game
as well.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Both good options.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
It's NRL for me though, very good options. Let's see
what Isaac from christ you would rather do? Morning, Isaac,
Good guys, how are you doing? Good? Bathurst or the
NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
It's a very tough call of it. I well that
to choose the league?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
The league?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, well the league also began the races on Saturday.
Plus you got that cruise to the game on Sunday
as well.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Pretty nice, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
There are good time there, Isaac, all right, good right
on the drawer.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
He is Hamish from the Cargo Morning, Hamish.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Good, how's him the giggle today?

Speaker 11 (55:11):
She's a fresh she's a negative too, but that is fresh.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I'm just detecting by your voice, Hamish, that you would
like to go to Bathurst.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Oh that's the one.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I can just tell. I can tell. I could just
hear that. I could hear the voice totally. He's got
the voice of a V eight.

Speaker 11 (55:31):
I think it might be the forty cigarettes over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You're in the drawer, Hami and Shane from Wellington Morning, Shane,
good morning.

Speaker 11 (55:41):
How's it going good?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Hows she and welly this morning.

Speaker 11 (55:45):
Oh not too bad. It's a beautiful day here in
the Harbor capital.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Okay, I'm hearing from your voice that you also would
rather Bathurst.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
That's a no brainer. It would have to be best.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
You can tell something about something about that. It feels
like smells like you smoked a few Peter Jackson fifties
back in the nineties.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Nope, Oh you're in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Yeah, yeah, we could be in the nineties. All right,
Shane from Weller, you're in the drawer.

Speaker 11 (56:15):
It's great, thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Good on yet and we'll put some more people in
the drawer tomorrow Barethurst or the NRL Grand Final. What
a great competition that is, would you rather?

Speaker 7 (56:23):
Good news is are the Warriors. They got two points
this weekend from the by so they're probably going to be.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
In the final.

Speaker 8 (56:28):
I reckon for the NRL.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Yeah, just doing the math on that does open up
a path.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, they've got the Raiders in Canberra this weekend.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
You've been you've been looking deep into the secret service
and Jerry, let's.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Do it all right, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Quick updates on the Spain versus England football twenty twenty
four Euro Final one milf still to Spain sixty wour
minutes gone, and even had a great strike just before.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
They're just went wide at the post, okay, going and.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
A lot of people obviously talking about the Secret Service
and their role and what they did post shooting.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yes, and pre pre shooting of Trump, because there was
a rooftop within one hundred and thirty meters of Trump
that didn't have anyone on it and didn't check. Yeah,
it didn't check. I mean they had snipers, but the
snipers didn't fire in time, and they had witnesses saying,
you know, there's people that were yelling to the police,
we've got someone climbing up the side of the building.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
We're freaking knowing. Yeah, which is amazing because they would
have been looking in the opposite direction. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
And your theory is that the Secret Service, as they're eighteen,
would go to Trump because that's the president yep, eighteen
B team, maybe the vice president. This is all conjecture.
Then you've got head of Congress, you know, you've got
house heads, so candidate to candidate, because they did a
lot quite beteing that Secret Service.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Wonder I just yeah, I just wonder because yeah, as
you said, you definitely put your best people on the president. Yeah.
And there's a reason for that is because that's the
he's the commander in chief. The president or she will
be the person who's in charge. You need to protect
them at all times. And actually some of the links
that they go to to protect the president, in terms
of the Secret Service, what they do. They carry blood

(58:12):
around at all times. There's a person worth packets of
the president's blood that travels with the president. Wow, so
in case something happens. The other thing is that there's
a there's a Secret Service person that tastes all the
food that the president old scale like a Roman emperor's
food taster. Always always does that.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Great job, great work if you can get.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
When the president is staying at a hotel, they have
an elevator repair men on standby in case the president
gets stuck.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Oh yeah, Wow, they're traveling with an elevator repairing with
an elevator repair man. Wow.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Doesn't that crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
So someone's just gone through and put every single protocol
in place that they can yeh basically, but I would
say that they're not traveling around with Trump blood, are they?
And Trump doesn't have a food tastercred Service probably don't
go to the same same levels of protection, yes, And.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
What else do they do?

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
So they always no matter where the prison goes, they're
always there. So so even if the president goes to
the bathroom, there's a Secret Service person that's waiting ready
to make sure everything's okay. Basically they're very really by
themselves the president. And then things like what else do
they do?

Speaker 11 (59:23):
They they are.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
All the food, what else during the leisure time? This
is interesting, so during when they go for runs and
stuff like that. Basically, see, whatever the president's hobbies are,
secret Services have to learn those hobbies. So if you
if president likes running, and remember George Bush used to
love running, George Bush Jr. George W. Bush, and so
basically secret Service people have to even get into jogging,
they have to be at the same pace as the president.

(59:49):
If president like horse riding, yeah, past some presidents of
liked riding horses, secret Service people have to be able
to ride horses with them.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
That's the only reason why I'd like to be the
president of the United States. And I don't think it's
going to happen, but I would love to just go
running with a bunch of Secret Service agents around me.
It looks so cool. Yeah, it does look good, didn't it.
I mean, Biden doesn't need people to run.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah. But the part of the reason that they wear sunglasses,
it's not just so they can look at crowds and
I not know where they're looking. It's because they look cool.
It's actually because they have just got to wear sunglasses
because it's sunny.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
All right, Yeah, and it looks very cool.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Yeah. But yeah, as I said, I wonder about those
I wonder about those guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Well, there's one of the agents. She looked about five
foot three, and she tried to put a gun back
in the holester over by Trump's car. Couldn't put it in,
try to put it in and put it in, but
then sort of put it over the other hands. She
looks very confused.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
There's a couple of people ducking as well around It's like,
surely you'd stand up to all, wouldn't you, to make
sure that you were protecting the prison. But by that
stage the sniper had been shot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Anyway, what you would say is Trump very freaking lucky
to be alive right through the ear, which is I'll
tell you what you might not know. This is another fact.
The ear is very close to the brain. If the
bullet goes in the brain, not good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Is that right? That's a good fact.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Impressive.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Ad and Jerry Show with Mass and Jeremy Wells available
everywhere on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
On Radio A thirty two on the Mountain Jerry Show.
Time for the latest news headlines. Millennia Trump has released
a statement after a gunman attempted to shoot and kill
her husband, calling on Americans to appear political divisions and
focus on love. The FBI has named two year old
Pennsylvania man Matthew Crooks as the shooter in US Today's attack.
In a message, she referred to the man behind the

(01:01:25):
assassination attempt as a monster and denounced the violent attack
on Donald Trump's life.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Wow, it's interesting, isn't it, Because you know, you forget,
you get political figures out there, but you know, they've
got wives and kids and families.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
And where I was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I kept thinking about the the guy that was shot.
It was just along at the rally. Yes, a retired
fireman who yeah, apparently was protecting his family. You know
that gets lost in the in the mix of prison shot, prison,
Trump getting ex president form prison Trump getting shot in
the air.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yeah, here's what Millennia Trump said. When I watched that
violent bullet strike my husband Donald, I realized my life
in Baron's life from the brink of devastating change. I'm
grateful to the brave secret service agents and law enforcement
officials who risk their own lives to protect my husband.
A dangerous news street drugg is prompting warnings after being
linked to at least a dozen deaths in Australia and

(01:02:20):
one here. Nightizines can be cut with other drugs like
meth cocaine and md A. Night azines might pass on
that one yep, and England equalize. It's one of all.
Spain England, simpley four minutes gone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
We were just talking before about the Spain, how Spain
didn't shut up shop when they went one up just
at the start of the second half. That means, you know,
it's an interesting thing because you shut up shop and
you risk you know, the equalizer. But if you keep
attacking then then you risk it as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
So it's that's a great thing about football, isn't that.
It's that strategy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Yeah, because England famous for shutting up shop as soon
as they go one mill up and it's often a
disaster for them. But does this raise the evil specter
of the penalties the pens and England has had some
heartbreaking pens.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Before that, it's maybe time to change that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Maybe it's well, well, it did change for them in
the in the build up, you know, in the earlier game.
So who knows food state? Yeah, Spain looked very good.
Come on, England. You know who the Gallagher brothers are
supporting in Spain?

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Are they the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I'm just going to look at some of the haircuts
in the Spanish and English teams here in this Euro
twenty twenty four Final one or by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
The score at the moment, yeah, eighty minutes in, there's
not a single.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Person who is playing on that field who does not
have a fresh haircut.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah, every single person has a perfectly styled haircut, like
not just cut, but style just before they go out
on the field, and fresh like lines, like ruler like lines.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
That looks like they've had their haircut the day before.
I mean these they are they traveling with a barber
or what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Well, funny you should ask that, Jerry. They do the
team does.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
As a young boy, Alissanoi played football barefoot on the
backstreets of Bagdad and dream one day of turning professional.
Now he is flying to Germany. This was a month
ago to the Euros as the England squads three lions barber. Wow,

(01:04:34):
they've got their own barber. They travel with a barber.
But you know you do your hair before you're on
seven sharp every night, Jerry, don't you. I do do
my hair, yere because and like this, more people watch
this than seven sharp. Yes, you want, you want, you
want to look your best.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
But the difference, oh God hot on god by the
Spanish great, but not you, Jeremy brilliant. The difference is
that I don't get my hair cut though, like I
don't go with Not only are they doing their hair,
that's one thing that's all good, but they're actually getting
the haircut the day before the actual game.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
It's great for confidence. You feel good, you look in
the mirror, you look amazing, you go in the field,
you play for your country. It makes sense to me. Yeah,
I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Aaron Smith used to do the heir of the players
before they before they played all blacks tests. If they
wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yeah, it's funny because some teams decide to go scruffy,
like they won't won't shave their beards off or have haircuts,
you know, you know as a team bonding thing. I'll
be interesting to see the stats with the people with
sweet fades. Sweet fresh fades play better than people that
you know it's two months from the last haircut.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yeah, I'll tell you who played well on said day
night for the English against the All Blacks. Marcus Smith
the first five eight he had a fresh haircut. But
I wonder whether the English rugby team travel with the barber,
because what about if you're overseas, do you trust to
barber who you don't know and go to sort of
an overseas but like I wouldn't personally get my hair
I've never had my haircut overseas before.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
You rock into the local rub me Wane and you
don't and you say anyone that's available, you don't pick up,
particularly Dantus Resky.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
I don't know if I'll be doing that.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
Something that I have noticed that's changed a little bit
in the last few years. As normally because you guys
all morning and going it's one nil it's nill all
it's one one, which it is currently in the Euro
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
We used to get a lot of texts through on
three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
People don't spoil it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
I'm recording it and I'm gonna watch it later.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
Why doesn't that happen anymore? People just watching it on
their phones at work or something?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
I think because TV and Z I know, because it's
on TV and Z plus, isn't it so you can
pause it? You can pause it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
There's just none of those coming through.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
I thought that was interesting.

Speaker 8 (01:06:37):
It's one all by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Yeah, one all one all that looks like my good penalties,
so maybe you've got the extra time. And then the
pins yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Talking about herecuts the ticks just come in. I fade
my downstairs and it helps me on nights out there
we go, oh really yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Let's get good to hear all right, I'm well done, Okay,
thanks texting.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
It's match and jim me houcky it's man and Jill
me He's then wells maintain jelly.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Still two one to Spain versus England and the Euro
twenty twenty four final. It's now in two injury time.
Four minutes they've got there a minute twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
In Yeah, so two and a half minutes for England
to score a goal. Just sept yellow cards, Spain looking
very good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Oh, you've got to say. Just moments ago though, there
was a corner and that one of the greatest pieces
of defense I've ever seen in football.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Spanish defender heading off the line.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
There was a great corner.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Two attempts on goal with the head from the English
and one saved by the goal in the next one
saved by what'll be go down to history as one
of the great pieces of defending.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Yeah, absolutely so. English fans cheapest creepers. They'll be on
they will be on the edge of their seats.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Yeah, oh my goodness, what a game. Which is a
freaking game.

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
We're just saying off here as well. You may not
be familiar with the setup of the radio Hurdacue studio,
but the way that the television is behind Jeremy Wells
he can't speak and watch the TV at the same time.

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
Give us an example to you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Well, I mean, for now, if I see if I
talk there so to go around beside.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I just want to say it's unprofessional from you, Jeremy
and new Ruda to be half watching a game of
footy instead of just concentrating on the radio show and
delivering the best show you can for the radio. Hurdeche
listeners even more on professional for Mesh getting the day
off months ago so you can watch the game of home.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
It's been interesting actually because I've been talking about certain
things during the show and I've been looking at you
and then you just end up steering at the TV
while I'm talking to you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I've been trying to like do one eye, so like
to just try, and you've caught me a few times.
It's like I've been caught looking at a hot girl
when you're talking to someone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
What about people who do this in rooms? Though? If
you've ever been to a room and it's like an
event or a function and then people who talk to
you over your over the shoulder and they're looking for
looking for other people to talk to, that's amazingly rude
enough putting.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Yeah, I was doing that to you on Saturday night
at the Rugby. Ye I noticed that we're talking, we're
talking code, and I'm like, Karen Reid just passed you.
I know he's talking a lot bit of code.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Every time I talk to you. And the next thing,
you know, I'm looking and I looked at It's because
Keivin Milamu's standing behind you. Yeah, although how has.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
And then and then like looking looking at you. Yeah,
kiven Milama's ears they're not repairing themselves. No, they're not
not like a gecko's tale. How's the story about.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Kiven milam Because if you google kive melam, I first
thing it comes up as ears because you've got the cauliflowers.
And I think recently he went along to speak to
autistic kids and and the first question was why are
your ears like that? And then they just wanted to
touch the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Questions can we touch them?

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah? And then.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Is he was like we're down should his head and
then they just played with the zars s experience.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
There's a lot of stars there on Saturday night, but
my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Was the old Dicko.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
It was great to see the old Dicko.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
What a great New Zealander and that is that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
That is it? Well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Euro twenty twenty four finals.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Over England come so close, won nothing since they won
the World Cup at home in the sixties.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
It was a good Spanish team.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
You got to say, yeah, great Spanish team, all right?
Then okay, then thought some prayers to Mash you'll be
crying into his undays.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
I guess you know he's he's recorded it because there
was an incident worth his partner's keys that were lost
to springs. So I had to go and try and
find them, and so he had to put it on pouse.
We could ring and spoil it for him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Right anyway, It's a tumultuous world. So thoughts and prayers
to everyone, be excellent to each other, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Podcast is going to be able to eleven am this
morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your pods. Thanksful us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Okay, then we'll let you go see all right, okay bye,
It's the best breadless Charmer.

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Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Bless blessed, blessed.

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