Sexy Hobbies - The Radio Highlights Pod September 17

Today on the radio show, we find the FOUR PILLARS OF TOOTHPASTE, and according to women… what are the most attractive hobbies a man can partake in?

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
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the seventeenth of September twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm on the I'm on the Colgate White Name. What
do you want?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh? Yeah, We've been going deep into toothpaste this morning. Yeah,
I'm on the Coldgate Advanced Advanced whitening, although I was
told by my hygienist to maybe get off the Coldgate
Advanced whitening. You don't want to be on that too much.
I think that's not so much fluid, right, and that
one maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Ah right, I'm on the two and one though it's
got fluid in it. You're not on the optic are you.
I was on the Optic White. Yeah. I think the
optic white's too strong.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I think that's what I'm on.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I thought you're on the high smile Barbie toothbrush.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Oh you know, no, I've got a high small toothbrush yere.
But in terms of the toothpaste, I think I'm running
the Optic wide or the title swelve.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Fleshers, you pilly whites. Give us a flesh. Oh they're
looking pretty good, thanks man. Yeah, they're looking good.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
We're running some good teeth on the show. We've got
some issues elsewhere, but in terms of teeth, I'm quite
happy with that.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
We've all got our teeth, yeah, all of them. There
anyone out there on the Red Seal Baking Soda, the
Joyless Red Seal Baking Sota.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hold on what about you. You used to be on
the Red Seal Smokers.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
The reason the Red Seal smokers as good as a
good as a good tube tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Essentially, the Red Seal Smokers is like the shower power
of toothpaste. You know, it gets in there and.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It just.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Burns anything that's in there, good, bad bacteria all dies.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, it's better than a signal that has a nice
mild lintiness.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
The signal have the red stripe threat, there's a red
stripe too, fancy.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Three for three? What are you brushing your teeth this morning?
And does the signal have a white stripe throat? The
stripe gets added as it comes out? Did you know that?
Does it? It's not all mixed in there? Then?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
We're talking about toothpaste first up this morning. Yeah, why
wouldn't you straight into it? Yeah, and it's text in here.
I'm brushing my teeth this morning with the glass barbecue.
Really is that a good idea? I've just I've just
googled meth mouth, because what is it? You often see
people who are glass barbecue enthusiasts with terrible teeth.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Meth mouth and meth.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Mouth there's actually a Wikipedia page dedicated to meth mouth
and is a colloquial term used to describe a severe
tooth decay and tooth loss, as well as tooth fracture
and other oral problems that are symptomatic to extended drug
use of methamphetamine.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah right, what does it do that?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, it says here the dental effects of long term
methm fatamine use are often attributed to its effects on saliva.
Yeah right, So the reduction in saliva increases the likelihood
of dental carries, finan erosion and peridontal disease.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I thought it would be the lack of going to
bed means you don't clean brush your teeth before bed,
and you don't brush your teeth when you get out
of bed in the morning like most people do because
you're up all the time.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well that's a good Christian. I mean, if you're not
going to bed, you're not brushing your teeth.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I can't see someone that's addicted to the glass part,
but you're going out of their way to brush your
teeth in the middle of the day.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, And if you're not getting up in the morning
because you've already been up all night, then you're probably
not brushing your teeth in the morning either. No, so
when are you brushing your teeth?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Because other type of junkies have terrible teeth as well,
like heroin addicts. But I thought that was because of
the constant vomiting. Oh okay, yeah, if your volune all
the time, because Bolemix also have terrible teeth from the stomach.
Acid is terrible for one's.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Teeth, not good for the enamel, breaks down the enamel
on the outside there.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. So that's a
problem with ext people or maybe trying to get a
drug addiction but then having to deal with just horrific teeth.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
You can get weed teeth as well, I've seen. I
actually had weed teeth myself back in the nineties. What
happens to weed teeth weed teeth is when you smoke
weed in a joint style, and essentially the tar is
always going past your front teeth because of the position.
You know, if you think about a joint and you
sort of purse your lips, I think you can get
the same thing from smoking, and so your front teeth

(04:40):
get stained basically, right, And when I went to the dentist,
in the mid nineties. The dentist that I had at
the time said to me, ah see, you've been adding
lots of Indian food and laughed.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I said, what do you mean? He goes, I know
what you've been weed teeth. He goes, yeah, he goes,
this is very common. But people are your age.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Out here and it just comes off the weheed teath. Wow,
you can ye scrape it off, you know? Right? Do
people used to get yellow teeth from smoking a lot?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yep and yellow fingers Alough, I've never seen the I
never got the yellow fingers myself.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, but I think that I think you have to
be smoking all the way up to your success. Your
yellow fingers, right man, you got cups of yellow fingers
from smoking. That's term any sakes.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's not something you see a lot nowadays. I mean, mash,
have you ever seen anyone with yellow fingers before?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Now?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
As you're talking about this, I was trying to think
if I've seen anyone in my age that is operating
either that you know, staying on their front to teeth
or the yellow fingers.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
No weed teeth one or yellow yeah, yellow fingers and
sometimes have people backhanded cigarettes, which was quite common, particularly
a roly Yeah, for sure, you'd get it on your
thumb as well, so you'd have you'd have nicotine thumb
and nicotine first finger.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Smoking can cause a myriad of oral health issues, such
as bad breath, inflammation of the salivary glands, oral cancer,
gum didy disease, increased plaque built up, and poor wound healing.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Any mention of gingervidis, what's that?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
No mention of gingervitis or helotosis. Man, she's got a
bit of ginger vitis. That's a different issue. I got
terrible tatar. Woo.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Really you need a tartar control you sort of about the tatar.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I thought it was a sauce. It's that yellow filed up.
You didn't want this tatar on your first.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
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Speaker 2 (06:35):
Got Against Machine, The Manna and Jerry Show and Radio Haddacke.
It's still one of the best gigs I've ever seen
in mine tire life Raging in the Machine nineteen ninety six.
The big day out was the one where it rained
and they started with bomb track.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh it was so good, Oh my god, great gig
that was. I moshed myself a new one. There.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I remember looking back, I was right up the front.
I remember looking back at the entire field. Party of
Mount Smart was just going up and down. Next level.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It was fantastic. Tatar is hard and dental plant. Oh yeah, right,
there is. Tatia is a is a sauce often used
on seafood that has got mayonnaise and lemon juice in it.
There we go and mustard is there?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Mustard, mayonnaise and lemon juice?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Is that the three key ingredients with mayonnaise, lemon juice
just to sauce. Put a dilli in there? You put
a dillion there, Mustard, you mix it with a dilly.
You get it in the file fish, don't you? Yeah,
goes in the and the fly fish. That is the
greatest tati sauce putting on to womanse me know about

(07:51):
a better one, but the best one, okay, I mean
not to be sexist. Nobody eats the filower fish anymore,
they do? They? Yeah, I went on top of them.
I'm going through. I'll get a double quarter pounder. I'll
throw firs on top of that, just to get things started.
Cheeky cheese on the site. I'm a little bit worried
about the sauce chat because I feel like you haven't

(08:12):
said Gurkins or Capers as well. And I did say
Dell though.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Dilli, Yeah, very quick, very quick to point out to
Dilly in it.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It was d It's a herb. What's Dilly. That's a
different thing, Matty.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
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Speaker 1 (08:36):
That's Steady one time for your radio. Heddacking News headlines
with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Fifty eight year old man accused of the latest attempt
to kill Donald Trump has an extensive criminal history. He
also told The New York Times last year that he'd
traveled to Ukraine and wanted to recruit Afghan soldiers to
fight there. Ryan Wesley Ruth faces federal gun charges. Could
this election be crazier?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Like we all knew coming into this particular election, things
were going to get loose and stressful, But two attempts
on on Donald Trump's life so far, there's going to
be more. There might be more, yeah, God.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Parts of the country experiencing a wet and cold day
to day. Rain's expected to hit Upper North Island with
more thunderstorm, strong ones and coldier and met services some
snow as possible for central and lower parts of the
North Island. Meanwhile, in the South Island, you freeze your
tits off. Well that's what Dan Corbett said. You'll freeze

(09:35):
your tits off. That's what the mets said.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
They said.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Meanwhile in the South Island, you're going to freeze your
tits off. That's the new he said, a meteorological term.
He said, it's going to be as cold as a
witch is tomorrow and Ali in American Magic survived to
fight another day in the Louis Bitton's semi finals off
the coast of bas Delona. Their best of nine series
against Britannia and Lunar Rossa respectively now set at four one.

(10:00):
Does that make sense or is it a bit confusing? Yes,
lots of names at the moment.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
So Luna Rossa have won four and American Magic have
won one, but they won it, and and Enyos Brittannia
have won four and a Lingy Red Bull Racing have
won one. But Luna Rossa only has to win one
more to win, and as Brittanni only have to win
one more to win, so they're at match match point

(10:24):
and then they go on to Luna Rossa. It will
be Luna rossov As a Britannia.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
The winner of that then goes to compete against Team
New Zealand for the America's Cumpy. Yeah, that's right, absolute
life out of that. But yeah, that's someone that I
feel like this competition sucked the life out of itself.
It's really sucked the life out of it south by
not having very many people competing in it. Like they've
got less competing in the whole thing than the sale
GP has in one race.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
It goes about one hundred billion dollars to be a
part of it. So, Luna Rossa prata Perrelli, could you
get a couple more names in the Luna Rossas that
means red? Does that mean red? Red Moon?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Says Red Moon in Paradaparralli, Yeah, okay. And in New
York Yacht Club American Magic, what's enios inos andos? What's that?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Some kind of company?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
And well Thenencyclopaedia Britannica is there?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, And Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
The Wonderful World Poo from a Donkey. Yeah, this is great. Actually,
So here's this is a tradition. You love this, You'll
absolutely love this. It's it's a tradition in Spain in
a place called Benadoram and it's called the Kaja de
la Bora, which is literally translated as pooh from the donkey,

(11:36):
Pooh from the donkey, And it happened on Sunday, and
I feel like that would happen more often than that. Well,
the donkeys are blocked up globally.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, the donkey obviously does poos normally like a normal donkey, probably.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Multiple times a day.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
But part of the tradition what happens is you get
a donkey and then you put them on concrete, and
then you get chalk, and you put lots of squires
down and then you bet on which square the donkey
is going to take a dump. Oh, right, And it's
huge and a lot of money's raised for the town
and everybody stands around and watches while the donkey just

(12:11):
wanders around, and obviously sometimes it takes a long time,
but it's massively popular. There's five hundred numbered plots and
all of them will purchased. This last weekend and the
town's mayor accompanied the donkey to the festival area, so
that the mayor leads the donkey in and then there's
music and there's food stalls and there's all sorts of stuff,

(12:32):
and you just sit around and watch the donkeys. It
just wanders around and wait for it to take a crap.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Can we do something like this? I mean, any of
you guys got contexts when it comes to a donkey
because we've got a lot of concrete space out here.
It'side our office here. H maybe we could get something
going it.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Could we do it with a kiwi flavor? Can we
get a I don't know keywi out there?

Speaker 5 (12:49):
There's a good idea and we put five hundred square
on the ground. Someone called it in the middle of
the night square and where you go?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Has anyone seen a Kiwi pooh before?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I mean, is it biggingna? Would you even notice? Just
come out like a bird?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Or I think they look like they need to pull
their pants up, so maybe they are doing quite a
lot of turns. Okay, how does the kiwi poo?

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Does it come out like a seagull type pool or
is it more like a sheep kind of spickle?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I wonder if it's more if it's more.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Tucka haat like tucker hat.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Do an interesting poo that looks like sort of tightly
wound up logs of grass.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
That sounds good. Should we do the tacka hay pooh
thing for charity? Okay, get everyone out there.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I've been campanning for the longest time to turn the
concrete area outside ins in me here, this courtyard, which
is a giant courtyard, I mean it's probably three hundred
square meters into some crops. I mean we need to
We can be tending some crops out here. We could
be running some crops. But what about the three people
that have their lunch out there a year? It amongst
the crops that would be nicer, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
What would you plant? Maize? Yeah, maize, wheat, barley, balley,
fucking mana, what's gonna say? Marijuana? Whatever. What's getting a
good price at the moment? Poppies? Poppies, yeah, sure, pumpkins.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
In that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
We were talking before in the Wonderful World about an
event called Casa de la Bora, which is literally translated
as Pooh from the Donkey, which happened on Sunday in Spain.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
So the donkey walks around a grid. People buy the
grids and if it lands on the grids, then you win. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
So apparently you bet ten euros for a square and
there are how many squares did it, say? Five hundred,
five hundred squares, and then you can end up you
win two thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Really, just if you bet dollars odds on us on
different squares, because I reckon like there'd be different Like
I feel like in the middle would be more likely
than just one on the far you know, right corner
or something. Yeah, I think soone here? Yeah, but who knows?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Apparently though, according to the sext to here, Hey boys,
the Kiwi version of donkey Poo is cow pat bingo
popular at rural school a days. That's from Owen, Thanks Owen,
and as someone else that said, we did the same
thing as school Garla in the early nineties and rot
thro except it was a cow and a paddock and
only one guy watched.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
How much did he win?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, good question, I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
How would you do that with a cow?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
You'd have to would you put a grid down?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
How would you crowd it? A?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I know you just spray paint the grass? I suppose. Yeah, Well,
I don't know if this person did that. Hey, boys,
the Kiwi version of Donkey Cowpat Bingo. I don't have
Pat Binko. Is that well organized? Okay? I think it
was just a guy watching a cow and waiting for
it to go to the toilet. Well, it was massively popular,
was it? Oh? Apparently apparently? I mean then that's a
whole festivity basically around that, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Hey, coming up after seven o'clock. The four Pillars.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
This is something that we do on the Mat and
Jerry Show every Tuesday. Well, look for the quint essential
things relating to a particular topic. This morning, we're looking
for the four pillars of toothpaste, So the four pillars
of toothpaste brands or the four pillars of everything to
do with toothpaste, Like, would you include m putting it

(16:17):
on the toothbrush?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
No, I don't know. I think we're better to go
with toothpaste brands. I think toothpaste rather than like toothpaxces. Otherwise,
if it's if it's brushing your teeth, if it's the
four pillars of brushing your teeth, then you'd have to.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Have water, yeah, I sink. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
You start getting into things like taps. Yeah, toothpaste. Obviously
you've got a brush. Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
But if it's going to be the four Pillars of toothpaste,
can I put my vote in for a Red Seal
Smokers toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
If I'm going to I'm going to put go it
on a limb here and I say, if Red Seal
Smokers toothpaste makes it as another four pillars, that's it
for me.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
You will not find any toothpaste as minty in this
entire world. It's so minty, it's so very mental. It's
got to cut through all of the nicoteene. It's because
you're on the weak signal.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Mat and Jerry Show Radio had a beat. It's not
You and Jam.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
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The Mast and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Jem Y you here where cho six sheese? That's a
mine murder.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
We're going on to The Managery Show Juesday of seventeen
September twenty twenty four. Lots coming up this morning. We're
going to be finding the four Pillars of toothpaste.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, that's right. The four Pillars is a segment we
do on The Matten Jury Show every week we find
the four contisential items related to a certain group, place, person, topic,
or event. Today it's toothpaste. I'm not sure what we're
basing that on. I'm not sure what we're basing that
on at all.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Now, we came in this morning and we started talking
about toothpaste.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, that's so it's not tied to anything in the news. Yep.
So I'm putting a big vote in for Red Seal smokers,
but there's already been some anti Red Seal smokers smokers.
Toothpaste is penis not good for your teeth? Be great
to hear from a dentist. Oh wait, one hundred hardeche
I turned to four to seventy five. Be great here
a dentist because I always wonder about the endless whitening
toothpaste that people use. Can you be whitening all the time?

(18:32):
Or do you start wrapping the front of your teeth?
Apparently it's not good for your enamel. I've heard that really,
because my dentist said to me, what are you brushing
your teeth with? Jeremy and I said, yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Currently, optic white for dentists, like the sixth time Optic white,
the strongest one that you could possibly get, and he said,
you don't want to be doing that all the time.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
You just want you want one with fluoride in it.
Are you munching on that in for red kind of
mouthguard that you see advertized on Instagram? No, no, I'm not.
I've seen one of those though. Someone here's coming hot
on tricolored cold game. Oh the tricolor, the tricolor color,
they get the tricolor in them. Toothpaste, that's the question.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
So yeah, we'll be running that this morning three four eight,
three oh eight hundred Hodaki, or you can send us
a talkback message via the talkback function on your iHeart
radio app.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
So every Tuesday we look for the four pillars of something,
and since we came this morning we started talking about toothpaste.
We are looking for the four pillars of toothpraise brands
this morning. You can vote on eight hundred headache texta
on three four eight three, or we can send us
a talkback message on your iHeartRadio app. Just looking back
at some of the old examples of some of the
four pillars that we've found in the past. In May,

(19:44):
we found the four pillars of going to the gym,
lifting weights a couple of times and checking your phone
for ten minutes, then another couple.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Of weights and repeat. We're going to talk about that
in a minute, because I saw an absolute helmet doing
that yesterday at the gym. Just so long on the machine,
just there, checking the phone between reps. Just get through it,
you mup at You only need thirty seconds rest paying
for a membership, and they're not going beyond the first week.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Bettering yourself and proving your mental health and protein farts. God,
there's about four things in there, and more moral work
than waits for it.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, that was you. In August last year, we found
the four pillars of the nineteen nineties dial up, Internet connection, grunge,
slash techno slash, big beat, Georgie Pie, and silk daffy
duck boxer shorts riding right up your ass. Really, that's
how we summed up the entirety of the nineties.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, I've got to say, silk deaffy duck boxer shorts
riding right up your ass, that is one hundred percent
one of the pillars, and that is a strong pillar.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
And March last year we found foot pillars of Chinese
takeaways sweet and sour pork combination, fried rice over ordering
a waving cat. God, I love the waving cats of
a waving cat. Yeah, so today it's the four Pillars
of toothpaste based on no events in the sort of
news cycle someone says smokers toothpaste is penis not good

(21:03):
for your teeth. I'm a big fan of the Red
Seal smoker's toothpaste. That's my vote. That's what I'll be
campaigning for.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
How did you get onto the Red Seal smokers toothpaste,
because I guess you were a smoker at the time.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, well, my parents went for the weakest toothpaste, the
least minty toothpaste you could possibly get, And I'd go
around to friends houses and their toothpaste would be minty
and I'd be jealous. So as soon as I could get,
you know, choose my toothpaste, I went for the mintiest
on the market.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
They didn't force you to brush your teeth with a signal.
Yeah signal, Yeah, signal, and just the white signal, not
the signal with the red stripe. You're talking about the
plain white signal. Later on joylers signal.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
We hear the Jeweler's signal. Later on we got the
stripe going, but initially it was just it was just
the weak signal. Yeah, do they still run signal? Is
that still still a brand? Here's a few virtue signals
out there, but the signal still out there. Yeah, I'm
not super familiar with the red seal.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Smokers toothpaste is so minty that the idea is that
it it mints out smoker's breath. Yes, okay, right, yes,
I thought that was what it must be, but I
can quite get my Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
So if you're not smoking it, you're basically taking a
gun to a knife fight.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I believe it's more carcinogenic than cigarettes themselves, Like you
just brush your teeth with that stuff, and if you
swallow and you look out, you leaned up with stomach cancer.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I mean, forget about the lung CAATs. You are you?
You are your McLean showing? Are you mcleans showing? Yeah?
You does it not say you owe mcleans showing.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I can't believe you used to think it's I owe
McLean showing Io Maclean's showing. It's are your McLean's showing
it's a question.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
It makes so much more sense.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Are your McLean show.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Again? It does sound like what I thought it that day?
Doesn't you play it against this stuff? I own MacLean show,
which is a weird thing to say. I own Maclean's.
You've brought the toothbust, but you the toothpaste, but you
owe the company? What was that thinking? Yeah, you're a
MacLean Shelly. That's quite hard, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
So I grew up on the Missus marsh ads Worth
the liquid getting into into the chalk, and as a kid,
I always wanted to get the chalk from school and
get the liquid to get into the chalk. You know
how the liquord gets into the chalk. Yeah, that's add here.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And got a touchy to cheer. Missus mars is crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Colgate flure regard, that's right.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
The floor ride in Coldgate stureguard gets into the animal
surface like liquid gets into chalk.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
The eighteenth really tough.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
And tough to then k Colgate floor regard only you'll,
miss marsh. I don't like the idea of who the
hell was Missus march I don't know, but also don't
like the idea of it just soaking right into your teeth. Like,
no one like good to get into the chalk, not
like he gets into the chalk. I don't like that
at all. Your teeth aren't made of chalk. No, but
you know, it just always made me think that my

(24:16):
teeth were going to get wobbly and fall out because
they've been soaked right through.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, well, missus Marsh snapped the chalk.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, I know that's horrible as well. I always like
the way she snapped the Missus Marsh, you had a
real thing for Missus.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Matche Well, I don't know who the hell missus was.
She a dental nurse or something.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, no one knows who missus Marsh was. If we
got like a talk pack on this issue, just to
see how people are thinking about what we're doing here today.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Morning, while I just wanted to say that this is
easily the worst segment you guys have done. Is absolutely shocking.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Keep out the good work, thank you. Okay, it was
slightly confusing, wasn't it. Okay, I think that's pretty clear
what he was saying.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
We're looking for the four pillars of toothpaste. Yeah, it's
a big on that high smile stuff says this texture
with the weird flavors like watermelon, seems gross to me.
My struggle is finding something decent but cruelty free. My
resolution this year was to replace all my current beauty
products with cruelty free brands. It's toothpastes not cruelty free.

(25:14):
Why is toothpape? Do they smear it on dog's teeth
or something? They brush rabbits.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Teeth with it, They brush lab mice with it, give
them pearly whites. Do you brush rabbits teeth? I've never
seen that before.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Did you used to brush Harry and Hunger's teeth?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
We used to get a vet to do it. Did they? Yeah?
To get their mouths clean, don't we? They eat carrots?
Are you getting your dog Yoko's teeth cleaned?

Speaker 5 (25:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, you got to Well, I'll do it myself, will you. Yeah,
I'll get in there with with your toothbrush, with the
r LB the electric, get in there with Toulsi's toothbrush
and don't tell her. Yep, she doesn't like it very much,
that's for sure. It's but weird.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
For then That and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
We're looking for the four pillars of toothpaste just because
we we haven't done it yet, that's why. And a
lot of votes coming in for close up. The nineties
toothpaste it was a that was a real not that
that disrupted the market. I remember when close up turned
up in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Is it no longer with us? Close Up?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I haven't seen close up for some time, but back
I think when I was growing up, there was there
were three options.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
It was Aim.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
That I think was advertised by Dougal Stevenson.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
There was.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
McLean's or McLean's as it's known, and there was Colgate.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh yeah, right, Hey, can maybe signal yes, signal I
mean close up turned up. We're on the signal. Well,
close up still with us. Look, I'm just looking at
close up ever Fresh, Triple Fresh, Formula red Hot Gel toothpaste. Yeah,
the red, Oh my god. And I've also you've also
got your close up toothpaste Deep Action Clean twelve hours. Boy.
They add a lot of rubbish to toothpaste. They really did.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Here's someone that says I have hated AIM toothpaste since
a child. It reminds me of minty aniseed, and I
hate aniseed. My parents used to make me use Aim
as they like it traumatized me. Can I use my
vote please to take one away from Aim?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Sure? Yeah? Is he not on the Marves excuse me?
The Marvis Aquatic Mint toothpaste. Who's on the nobody's on
the Marvest or the Marves Black Forest limited toothpaste?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Do you go out on purpose to try and find
brands of toothpaste that no one else? Do you construct
the personality around using brands of toothpaste that no one
else likes? I mean, have you ever bought any Coldgate
for example? Look, mate, I am on the Red Seal
Smoker's toothpaste. It's the mintiest on the market. But I'd
also like to bring up something.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
What happened to the orange toothpaste you got at the
dentist on the little tiny, little spinning electric toothbrush when
they clean your teeth dentist? Oh that yummy stuff with
the GrITT with the gritter gritty orange flavored toothpaste at
the dentist? What is that? Why is that not on
the bloody market?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Why don't they why don't they bottle that up and
put it turn it into lollies? That was absolutely delicious?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
The yeah, well, kids are on bubblegum toothpaste aren't these days? Yeah,
the high smile as well. Yeah, the high smile. Well, yeah, mesh,
she's got a Barbie electric toothbrush, like a pink Barbie electric.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
No, no, no, no, you're getting confused. I've got a
different color. But I am on the high smile. I
am on the high smile. I don't know who makes
the high smile or where it came from, but that's
quite a modern one, I think. Isn't it a high smile?
I think that's new.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
Yeah, it's new. I'm not sure it's got flu ride
in it. Well to the toothbr high smile, and I'm
not using the high smile toothpaste. Confused, Okay, I'm using
a high smile toothbrush, an electric toothbrush.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
With just a coldgate.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
My kids are on the banana high smile. The tooth
are going yellow as a result of it. That sounds
like a joke, but it's true. Yeah, banana high smile.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Get them on the red seal smoker for the proper
good minty fresh. They don't like mint for some reason.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
They really anti mint.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I don't know what's wrong with them.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Before we were talking, someone texted and said that they
were looking for animal cruelty free toothpastes and the sticks
to hear converse so that previous tixter I exclusively buy
pro cruelty toothpastes.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
They only want toothpaste that has been tried out in
rabbit's eyes.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yep, something like that coming up after seven point thirty.
The most attractive male hobbies according to women.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Ah, what hobbies turnment on? Yep, that'll be online gaming.
I can imagine.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'm looking here down the list. Online gaming is not
on the list.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Eighteen holes of golf on a Saturday.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'll look for golf on the list here. Golf is
not on the list.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
And Cherry Red Racking Yes, six Bras with.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Jerry mat Jeremy Wells, the maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Seven Show, Get Out, Jerry, get out. I introduce you
and then you do the news. All right, It is
seven point thirty. Welcome to your radio Hurdache News Headlines
with Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I went in cold across parts of the country as
a new weather system moves in. Rains expected in the
Upper North Island with more thunderstorms and strong winds and
cold air. Met Service says Central and lower parts of
the North Island and South Island.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Can expect some snow. Get ready to freeze your tits off.
Oh wow, snow and nine parts of the North Island.
What are we talking there? We're talking a. We're talking
to Central plate A all the way down to Welley.
I think we're talking ramattackers. We're talking Tarta duas. Are
we're talking wrongs? Are you Taranaki? No? Oh Mount Taranaki? Yeah?

(30:37):
Totes yeah, totes yeah, totes all right? Who okay?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
And freezing your tits off. In the South Island, hundreds
of bart ow Godwits have made their annual return to
christ Church. The birds fly more than eleven thousand k's
across the Pacific over six to eight days from Alaska.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Well, what were the godwits you were talking about when
we're in the Coramandal the other day?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
The gobits? Are they same Godwits? Some going across che
some go to Coromanda. But are are they the same? Yeah?
Same guys.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Some, some prefer to go down some of Canterbury Cantabrians and.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
The ones that the Cantabrians always go to Canterbury from
from the other side of the world always and the
ones that go to Crimndal always go to the carimental like, well,
the families, how do they know? I know, I do
not know. I mean, how do they? Good luck? Good
luck you finding away from Alaska to christ Church on
your own volition without any kind of charts or maps.
There's no way.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Six to eight days it takes them to fly. Obviously
they know where the sun is. That's something, but they
don't have any form of like teaching each other. They
must follow each other. I don't know what the hell's
going on there. It's pretty amazing, really, that's a huge
journey and the All Blacks are honing in on fixing
their issues in the final quarter ahead of Saturday's Blue

(31:46):
does Low Cup Test against the Wallabies in Sydney. Their
struggles to close out tests has hurt them in twin
defeats against the Springboks in South Africa.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Well, what are those struggles? Because they're trying to score
points obviously, so you know, there's not a point when
point in the game when they're not trying to score points.
They just haven't been able to do it in the
last twenty for a while. Are they just trying too hard?
Do they need to just go about their systems. I
mean South Africa, We've just went about their business, didn't they.
Well they're up against the best closing team in the

(32:14):
world in South Africa. Yeah, yeah, Ye're not in Australia.
Definitely notn Australia. What about the Schmidt What about the
Joe Schmidt effect? What's that? The Joe Schmid effect with
Australia that they.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Lose games from halftime by about one hundred million points?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
What is that? What is the Joe Schmidt effect? And
he knows what the All Blacks are going to do
because he's coaches that look for Yeah, maybe all the
Joe Schmid effects seems to work better when he's coaching
Ireland than when he's coaching Australia.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Than That and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
This is the health and well being section of the
Man and Jerry Show that we run just before eight
o'clock every morning, and today we're talking about relationships and
the things that women find least attractive or more attractive
and men in terms of the hobbies, the hobbies that
are into right. Yeah, so apparently there's date psychology. They
surveyed eight hundred and forty men and women on what

(33:01):
they thought about male pastimes. Participants were given a list
of seventy four hobbies and the women were asked to
choose if each hobby was attractive or unattractive for a
man to do so. Having a lot here the most
attractive hobby to women, according to the survey.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Reading. Surely that depends what they're reading. If they're reading
mind camp, wouldn't be that attractive without it, I mean,
what are you reading?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Like? Well, I think the reading is interesting actually, because
I think if you're reading Tintin or you're reading asterisks.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
If you're reading Tintin on the toilet for hours and
hours like I often do, men probably not that attractive.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Or you're reading dating websites while you're going out with someone.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
So of women found that to be attractive in men
they're reading, Wow is a lot just punishing.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Through jack reaches throughout an entire holiday. I think I
think that's annoyed people in the past. I guess woman
quite like reading, don't they say? They probably like their
husband or their partner just be sitting beside them reading
whatever it is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Possibly the second most attractive hobby to women according to
the survey, Foreign languages.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
So someone that's just just learning multiple foreign languages, or
someone that can speak a foreign language.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I bet it's specific languages. It's the romantic languages. I say,
you're French, are Spanish, you're Italian.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
The third one is playing an instrument. What if that's
a recorder? It's lasting, Its sitting on the couch, we're
watching TV blasting a recorder.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
S Are they thinking of a long haired curly on
a beach with no shirt, like just playing flamenco guitar.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, the kind of thing that women are thinking. They're
they probably are, or a different type of instrument, if
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
The fourth most attractive hobby according to women cooking, Really.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
What if it's questions? It's just a huge plate of
fish fingers for breakfast?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well, yeah, I guess you could argue, is that cooking
or just sort of reheating? Reheating? I don't know if
reheating features on this particular list. Cooking is more you I.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Can say, with you with your t towel over the shoulder, Yeah,
some some hot Italian meal.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah. So they say woodworking, but is that what if
that's just tinkering down in your shed? And never coming
back into the listening to plunket shield cricket for days
on air.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I'm sure for a lot of people who have been
in relationships for some time, it's nice respite having someone
down in the shed listening to plunket cricket you off
doing something else as long as they're happy.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Woodworking is number five. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Painting, painting house or painting watercolors and doesn't say, doesn't specify.
Writing is up there as well.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
It's writing obscenities on bathroom walls.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Okay, okay, I see what you're doing there.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, gardening, swimming, swimming, photography, astronomy.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Woman find astronomy to be a sixty trade.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
And meanwhile, what about astrology? Hiking, archery, that's an interesting
on archery. Women find archery? Are they thinking of like
like one of those horsemen, you know, half horse hearse
man and man with a with a bow and arrow? Totally?
What do they call those? Half a minutare a minotaur?
Is that a minute? It is this? Yeah? I thought

(36:18):
the mintal was the bulls head or is that a menatal?
The mental is the bulls head? Go? Yeah? Blacksmithing a
blacksmith flex smurth seriously, so not eighty eight point two
percent of women want you get an anvil and some
red hot iron out and put some some shoes and horses. Hoof,

(36:38):
who's getting blacksmith? Traveling? Traveling? What if it's traveling to
your most there? Okay, what about this? What about this?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Just quickly the fifteen least attractive hobbies to women. I
feel like we've done this before. Comic books comes two cosplay.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Oh really, that's stressing up, really debating what drink king
comes in. If your hobby is drinking, what are your
hobbies of just drinking all day? That's not a hobby. Magic,
the gathering, that's harsh. Magic the graphic gathering is a
great game. Anime comes in at number six. Makeup.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah, well, to be honest, some men that have focused
on makeup crypto cigars.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
You just like, this is your hobby, your hobby, that's
just something you do, like just constantly focused on smoking cigars.
That would annoying these ones here, Okay, cigars? Clubbing marijuana?
Is that clubbing? Is that clubbing seals or is it
going out like club clubs? Marijuana? What's your hobby smoking marijuana?
What's interesting is that Paorn is miles down the list,

(37:43):
So on, gambling and Manisphere are the last three. What's Menisphere?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Something about a diverse collection of websites, blogs, and online
forums promoting masculinity, misogyny, and opposition to feminism.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
So women are into that. They like that because it's
only three point one percent of them say it's not hot.
Comic box are a lot more attractive than Menisphere. So
woman really like porn, gambling, and Menisphere For a man,
that's interesting rather that than debating, which is unusual interesting.
So there we go, there we go. I think we've
helped the world with that, have we?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Then, Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I've just noticed something when you left the studio there, Matthew,
you're running a man bag.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, well, just like a little baggy, a little bag.
He's dealing drugs. Yep, yep, dealing drugs. The only reason
after a man carries a bag like that, surely is
that he's got little baggies inside of little baggies. Well,
for the longest time, women have had a bag privilege
where they could carry all their little stuff around and

(38:44):
we were having to wedget into our pockets. But now
it's become acceptable to wear a little Nike man bag
and you keep your phone in there, your wallet in there,
you vapor in there, anything else you need for the day.
That's a great way to operate, lippy, whatever you need.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
So what can you keep in that?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
What can you keep in that man bag that you
can't keep in your pockets? I mean you're running jeans
at the moment. Yeah, so as a as a man
with jeen pockets, there's plenty. I mean, my phone fits
in my jean pocket quite nicely.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
M m.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
My sunglasses not so much, but I normally where there's
down the front of the ship.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Ye see mate, Look at my sunglasses sitting nicely in here. Beautiful.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
I mean to me, this big question, is it better
to have all your stuff in the same place or
is it better to have it separately as well? So
all your belongings and variables are operating outside of that
little man bag, are they?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yes, I suppose that. What do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Is that more dangerous or less dangerous? Having all your
stuff and you.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Keep it if you keep it strapped to your tors
So you're right, yeah, you are right, And you're currently
keeping it strapped to the torso not at the moment,
but it's on have done. It's on the bench there, don't.
You don't have your keys flying up your ass when
you're sitting on a seat, either your car keys.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
What about just putting your keys in your pocket front pocket,
in my pocket and then in the other pocket.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
You may, okay, phone, Maybe I'm operating more stuff than you.
So I've got four pockets, right, Yeah, got phone in one,
and then you can't put your sunglasses in that because
it'll scrape it. So there's got another one you've got,
You've got your vape, You've got your your car keys
up your ass, yeah, and your car keys around the
back of your ass? What else you got? And what
else have I gotten there? I've got my wallet?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Said, that's four things. So if you're running one thing
a pocket, I suppose you are already four yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, and then it just it's just running too many things.
I mean, that's part of the problem is that you're running,
you're running a large operation of it. You're collecting I
mean a kangaroo for example. Yeah, it's got the pocket
that sits down the front.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah. Perfect.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
You currently wear pants that have pockets like a kangaroo
that's in the front.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
I've got a few Joey's in my pockets as well,
if my right, boys, do you have you got a
spear a period next? And then of course just in
case I get lucky.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Oh goodness, Okay, Actually that's an interesting thing of whether
or not you should keep your cards, you know, like
your your credit card, et cetera, and your driver's license
on the back of your phone. Like I've got my
little radio heurdacue pouch that sits on the back of
my phone, and that's really changed my life.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
I've got to say, Oh man, I don't like carrying
a wallet. You clear up a pocket. Here.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
If you add your wallet and your phone together, you
could clear up one whole pocket.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
So you would have you know that, Oh yeah, I forgot.
I've got my gym membership card as well in my
little bag. But also the thing with that, Jerry, is
you've got that little pocket on the back of your phone.
That's no good on your charging pad. Mate, it's no
good on your charging pad for your phone. Besides you
be it all right, okay, And I just put the
I just I'm a normal person. I just put the
charger on the end of the phone. Yeah, that's that problem.
But the end of my my iPhone teen is blocked

(41:49):
with gunk, so it doesn't charge that way any I
think we're getting to the bottom of your ashes.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Coming up after eight o'clock. An exciting development in the
world of pizza. Really, yeah, finally improved pizza. This is
the most exciting development and the world of pizza since
the cheesy crust.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, what about the sausage crust? Oh? I never didn't
even never had the sausage crust. You have you heard
the sausage crust. Where's the sausage in the crust? It
goes right round. This is like a sausage that goes
right round.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Like a friend feeder.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
What one complete sausage? No, one complete sausage goes right
round inside the crust. That wow, it's in goodness the
top right, It's incredible. It's amazing. It's disgusting, but incredible. Okay,
it's not as disgusting as that. Okay, actually it is.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
It's more disgusting anyway, we'll tell you more. After adequite
plas the four pillars of toothpaste three three, eight hundred,
we can press the talkback function on your Iheartradiot.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
And Jelly, The Mash and Jerry Show podcast, The Mash
and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Turn on my Radio one, Jerry and Mass my Favorite's
breakfast show.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Where is Jerry and Mad?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I s every comedy This morning on The Matt and
Jerry Show, Tuesday, the seventeenth of September twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
She's cold out there, She's cold as the witches. What,
as Dan Corbett said on the news last night, you're
going to freeze your tips off down there in the
south And Corbett said, that's exactly what I said. I
wouldn't say that, but Dan Corbett said on the one
News last night's shot is it how cold are going
to be? You'll freeze your tips off? That's what he said.
Not accurate though, you won't. Don't worry about it. And
also like is it that like there's all these warnings

(43:37):
that making the north line and look bad like it's
some mild weather.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
And what was the headline in the Herald this morning.
I was just looking at it before was Auckland's brace
for cold weather and wind and gales.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
And I thought, that's just that's just.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Making the rest of the country hate. Auckland is even
more as well.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I mean, it's thirteen degrees right now, not cold's the
degrees we're supposed to be bracing for.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
That thirteen hitting for a high for faint. What would
be wrong with people if they just have to wear
a jumper, I even need to wear a coat.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
You could sleep outside all day in the nude and
and be fine. That means we don't need to brace
for anything.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
All right, Jeez, I'm doing your hammering on the text
machine this morning with things that I've said.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Jerry, you muppet? God? What's back and cross it? Okay?
All right, that's good. What do you mean, God? What's
back on? Don't no, I don't know. I've said the
wrong thing all morning. I've been saying the wrong here.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast past eight and.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Priers to Auckland is currently dealing with fifteen point three degrees.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
It's not easy to the Herald's put out a warning
and put out a weather warning for people of England
thirteen point three degrees. You're not gonna able to handle it.
I'll get out to survive minus five in Queenstown. Jeez, Louise,
really minus five I'm my god, jeepers. Oh that is
quite cold, freezy, bloody off down there. When you're four
and in the cargo. But you've got a gale four southerly,

(44:57):
a soelisterly blowing in. There should be a lot cold.
Here's it is, harden up Auckland looking lambing Ewes in
the south. What looking lambing Ewes and snow and south one?
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, there's always a case, isn't it.
Around springtime the little lammies come out. Next thing you
notice a southerly blast, the cute little lemmies running around

(45:18):
in their little in their little socks, the little leg
warmers bouncing around, and then suddenly cold snap, and then
you've got a pile of them on the back of
a yute going to a ditch. I shouldn't be wearing socks, boy.
So much of my time in spring was spent suckling,
suckling a little leammy. Well, you were breastfeeding a lamb

(45:39):
with a bottle at the bottle in the barn, it's
gonna say, and then you'd be like, oh, that's our
lammy now, and then that lammy would go missing. Is
it got a bit older and you wouldn't have your
pet Lamy anymore? What happened to you? Did it with
your lamb chop? Or was your lamb coller? Delicious?

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
But Delicious is still alive really yeah? Dangerously obese barely yeah, delicious?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
So you would who gifted you that lamb?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Delicious came from my mother in.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Law, right, and then your mother in law took it
Delicious back.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Well, we had Delicious for a while at our place.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Was Delicious was a lockdown lamb.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yeah, and she was living eating the grass out there
on the in the garden, have a good time, the
best pit. I still claim, the best pit we've ever had.
Delicious she was. She She was a silent lamb. She
didn't bar, she didn't bleat. No, she didn't bleat. Think
bloody God for that, because that would have been really annoying,
particularly for the next door neighbors.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Close confines there and pons of.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Me and you suckled Delicious, we'd go down with the bottle.
I personally didn't suckle Delicious off in my bosom, but
Tolcy did.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
She didn't. We would go down with a bottle. No,
she didn't, we know she did it. Do you really
think we would think that she did at the time, right,
she had left over milk, right, so she gave it
colostrum go into Delious. I tell you what, if you're
a lammy and you're listening out there again on that
mum's colostrum, that'll get you through the cold snap. That
colostrum that that stuff that comes out of you, out

(47:03):
of you early on, is very good.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
How cute is it when the lammies get down on
their knees and then their little tail wags as they suckle.
How cute is that? But yeah, Delicious as as a
great pit because the other part about is that you
don't need to wash them. They smell bloody beautiful, and
they're poose. You should have puto goes on the lawn
and you have to pick it up. The problem is
that Delicious, your lamb's huge. Now it's the sheep.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
You needed to put that lamb on puberty blockers and
keep it as a cute little lemmy running around you
because you can't have a full sheep and.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Know and the other things. I went back because Delicious
is incredibly friendly. And then I went back and to
tells his place the other day, tells his month's place
the other day and went out looking for Delicious and
tells his one pointed Delicious out, said they're that giant
obese one there with.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
The respiratory issues.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
And I went down and approached Delicious with a handful
of palaces, and Delicious went.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
And then a round away. Oh really, that's disappointing.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
It doesn't Delicious has no memory of me at all,
Like come and maybe I thought she might remember my
smell or something.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Did Delicious shit a tear? No me? Did you shed
a tear for the lost innocence of Delicious?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I shared a tear for the fact that Delicious has
got type two diabetes potentially And a die So and Ma.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
And Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
We're going to broil in some punishing weather chap there.
We were meant to get stuck into the four pillars
of toothpaste, which we're trying to find this morning.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Adach. Far more present issue to kiwis toats will.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Lock down the four pillars of toothpaste before nine o'clock
this morning. You can vote on three four eight three.
We can send us a talkback message by the talkback
function on your iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
App the six. It says, hey, guys, I run a
double ender Censorine in the morning, Colgate whitening at night. Well,
that's interesting. I've never heard of anyone that runs different toothpaste.
That's a very very thought out dental hygiene ragimes. You've
got sensedime to help with the gums in the morning,
and then the cool gat won thing to make sure
that you got the pearly whites. Where's the current science

(49:04):
sitting on listerine or plaques? So listerine when it was
invented with something, some kind of carpet cleaner or something,
wasn't it and then someone gargled it and then claimed
it was good for halatosis.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Okay, because I feel like at certain times it's a
little bit like red wine and a little bit like chocolate.
You know, chocolate and red wine.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Certain studies come out and so chocolate's good for you,
Then about a year later, it's chocolate's bad for you.
Same for red wine.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
People say, oh, yeah, glass of red wine once a
week's really good for you, and then it'll come out
in current sciences. I believe that all alcohol is bad
for you, like the worst thing in the world or something.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I've really really round lusterene down Clusterine was originally a
surgical and sceptic I said it was carpet cleaner. Okay,
I knew it was something else.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Okay, So yeah, I feel like lusterine's the same thing.
Like they reckon that because you don't want to kill
all the bacteria anyway, And if it's blasting some of
the bad bacteria, like the bacteria it gives you bad breath,
it's probably also blasting the bacteria. That's some enzymes in
there that are protecting you against certain things. If there's
someone that you know with bad breath, you tell them.

(50:10):
Have you ever told anyone that they've got bad breath?
I know some people that got bad breath, and I
always think about their misses. I'm like, Jesus, your missus
just putting up with that honking breath day and day
art What happens when you people are going, why are
getting action at home?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
It's because you stink like a dog turd out your mouth.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
What about people who don't floss? You know there's a
particular type of there's a particular smell that comes from
not flossing, and you know that from if you haven't
flossed for a week.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, you get that, you know that smell when you
get that little bit between the teeth.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
You flossing meshy, Oh, floss, probably not as much as
they should be, but about once a week, i'd say,
I get the I don't get the actual floss in there, though,
I get those little Christmas tree toothbrushes.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Oh, I've got those little bits of here with the
spike and the thing. Both are bloody great. They've revolutionized flossing.
You don't have to get the humiliating bits of string out.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeahasi, I can't get those things in my teeth. My
teeth are too crowded. I can't shove those bloody tooth
three things in there.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
You can't everything. I use the floss orb. This person's
on the Coldgate floora guard. Only your dadness can give
teeth a brighter fluoroid treatment. So this is someone from
big Coldgate getting hold of us here. I think that
sounds like missus marsh the luck. We're getting into the
chalk again. So we're looking for the four pillars of
toothpaste and a lot of love coming through from my

(51:27):
blooded red seal smokers. Toothpaste. You'll never get a mintier
blast in your face.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Just don't swallow it, because I think you better smoke
a pack of day than let that stuff get into
your stomach.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
It'll dissolve your teeth, no doubt about it, but you
will have fresh breath. Believe it gives your stomach cancer
as well. Does anyone just brush their teeth with a
bath towels? Is this Texter? Yeah? It's past cloth. I
suppose you could. Couldn't you try?

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Faith?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Do it with your middle finger?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast, Oh.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
My god, Nozzy on the matin Jerry shout say twenty
three just having a lot here. We're looking for the
four pillars of toothpaste this morning, and someone seals here
aim as recommended by Google Stephenson. That's right, Google Stevenson
did the a man, didn't he doogle?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Stephenson? Target good target boy? Yeah, great news reader, doogle Stevenson. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
As to months, if you ever got twanged before he
read the news, and what do you say? Yes he did.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
He used to get twinged before he read the news.
Heyso my toodles is on the.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
On the toothpaste and show on the colgates, isn't She's
getting on the toothpaste, isn't she's I'm looking here at
some of the brands of High Smile because my kids
are on the High Smile and this text here, my
kids are obsessed with this High Smile crap weird flavors.
If Engross says this texter, if you, if you're brushing your.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Teeth with bubblegum flavored toothbrush toothpaste, your teeth really getting clean.
I mean, don't you want that monty freshness. Just make
your kids suck it up and have proper mint smokers,
red seal toothpaste rather than giving them a lolly for
for for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah, well, I'm just looking here, and okay, the flavors
of High Smile cookies and cream, hazel nuts, bread, cereal milk.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Okay, that's quite healthy.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Blue raspberry, barbie, pink bubblegum, ice pop, orange soded, watermelon,
mint chop, grape bubble gum, gummy beer, pink lemonade, chopper chops,
cola banana. That's one that Michael's have got that makes
your teeth yellow. Red velvet, salted caramel, panicolada, Wonka chocolate popi, mango, salbet,

(53:35):
cherry cinnamon, donut. What are you crazy? Coconut whip. These
are the flavors of high smile.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
This is a travesting Flavored toothpaste have been around for
over a century, but mint has always been the most popular.
It cools your mouth and sends a signal to your
brain that your mouth feels cleaner. But your toothpaste doesn't
need to be mint flavored to be effective, doesn't it. Okay,
where were you reading it from? I was just saying, Oh,

(54:03):
you were just saying there was just an opinion of mine.
Oh really? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I keep those agutionments coming
in three for eight three oh eight hundred. Hodak you.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
We can send us a message via your talk back
function on the iHeartRadio app. This is the Mat and
Jerry Show Radiohadeckie.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
If you get gods mad Jermy, I'm not a crazy.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Those two.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
It's take thirty time for your radio headeck and use
headlines with Jimmy Wells.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Parts of the country are expecting a wet and cold day.
Rain's expected to hit the Upper North Island with more thunderstorm,
strong ones and cold air and mid surfaces. Some snow
is possible for central and lower parts of the North Islanders.
Aucklanders are being worn to rug up.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, well mate, it's just dropped to ten degrees in Auckland.
I know it's near of five and Queenstown, but they're
warding Aucklanders to rug up. Well.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Is that there's a sliding scale, isn't I mean ten
degrees for an Aucklander is like what minus four minus
five for a South Islander?

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
You guys are soft, you guys, you guys. What do
you mean? You guys? Wow? Down from where do you live? Dunedin?
And I'll on a day like this, I'll be wearing
I'll be wearing jandles. I'll be wearing tight little league
shorts and a singi down to the dairy whatever to
buy myself in ice cream.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
How many years have you lived in Auckland versus how
many years have you lived in.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Let's not get into your fuzzy math. I'm born in
the South. Cheese roll in my mouth, all right? What
else you got in the new headlines there, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
The Prime Minister is making no apologies for cutting these
civil rights of gang members. Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith initially
rejected a police request to ban gang patches in the
home of repeat offenders, but then changed his mind. Chris
Luckson says he's not concerned.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I'm not concerned. He says, I'm not concerned, And.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
A clumsy protest has resulted in three members of an
Australian golf club getting suspended over a sexism row. The
Thirteenth Beach Links to Our south of Melbourne has been
undertaking membership drive to encourage more women to join, but
a male member wearing a tartan shirt and a blonde
wig has been filmed. Has been filmed inquiring about the

(56:17):
new deals.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Carrie, is it? Yes, I'm identifying as a female. Now
I'm not sure. I had to unpack. What do we
do with that story? Jerry, I'm so confused. He's a
tartan skirt. Is that a kilt? Is a tartan skirt
a kilt? No, he's he's it's a I think he's
I think he's attempting a joke, right, he's dressing up
and he's saying that he's identifying as a woman and

(56:39):
therefore he's more likely to be except that. But how
does some wound out playing a practical joke on a
golf course to our south of Melbourne make it into
the three top stories for eight THIRTYREQI News headlines. Well,
sexism story, so that trumps all other stuff, racism or
sexism that came in over top plomb. Are we outraged

(57:01):
about that? Yeah, we're outraged. I haven't got a black
basic that will trump all them all, right, I'm outraged.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
In the Mat and Jerry Show podcast, you came on.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
This morning, Matt absolutely furious about something that he had
seen at the gym yesterday.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah, okay, this is what happened. So I've talked about
this before, but when you're at the gym, you only
need thirty seconds rest between sets. That's all you need.
And so I'm at this gym and I like to
do all my machines in a row, from the lap
pool downs all the way down the road to when
I'm getting the leg press or I can look up

(57:36):
at my name on the wall as a gym legend.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Okay, so physically in a row. So actually, yeah, machines
that sit beside each other.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's why I work down at That
fits with my mind. But there was this guy that
was just sitting on one of the machines with his
legs crossed, on his phone, just not doing any reps
at all. And so okay, and he's on my next machine,
so I'm sort of between reps, locking and going. This
guy seems to just be lounging around. He just seems

(58:03):
to be using this shoulder press machine as a seat, right,
He's just sitting there like he's in his lounge. He's
on his phone. Yeah, legs crossed, just sitting there. Did
you see what he was looking at on his phone?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
I didn't, but was he taking photos? But I was
just wondering, how could someone not know that you can't
do that, that it's not a seat that you can
sit on that you have to be trying to get
through your I think you've got a duty to the
other people in the gym to try and get through
your sets in an expedient manner, don't you.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Well, if you're hogging machines, you can't be hogging machines
while he's sitting on your phone.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I think that's a no no, isn't it. Yeah? I
mean absolutely, it's a no no, right because you're there
to work out. I mean there's plenty of seats. You
can go and squat in the corner. There's the places
you can sit in. The Lounge's a cafe out the
front of the gym. If you want to just go
down to the gym and sit, you can't. And how
long was the guy sitting there for? So I did
all nine machines and all nine of machines machines and
came back to do that one, and he was still

(58:57):
bloody on it, still sitting there. So my question for
you was, are you supposed to go and apply pressure
by standing close by and looking on or do you
go up and man up and say, hey mate, how
long are you going to be? I mean, what do
you do, MESHI? Do you go up and have a
word under that secondstance?

Speaker 5 (59:14):
That's kind of white noise to me. Now, I've been
jimming for about a deckhead in my entire life.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
This has been going on. Ye I'm back end after
a while out.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Yeah, I'm ablovious to the fact that now there are
just always people. I suppose, if I actually think about it,
there's just always people in the gym now stinging it
on your phone? Nah, I don't do it.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Yeah, I don't walk up and say anything.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Why you would though, especially by coming back to it
after a long time and it's changed since you were
going last time. It's annoying, I know.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
But if you go up and say to someone, they've
got the headphones anyway, so you can't. So then you
go up and tap your shoulder because I mean, I
saw there was an old man at the gym. He
was applying a pressure by plying a pressure on this
guy by just standing in front of him, steering at him.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Yes, do that, and I don't want to be that guy,
but yeah, you stand very very close.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
But also I want to know how does someone not
know that there? Are they so unempathetic or so unaware
of other human beings that or do they just think
that it's they can take what they want and that's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
I'm not sure I have seen them an over being
done before, and I think it probably fits into the
passive aggressive category. But it's you wander up to someone that's,
you know, sitting on their phone and just go, hey, mate,
while you're resting, do you mind if I just jumping
into a set ah? Then I think the idea is
that they just give someone a bit of a waggle on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
And yeah, it's a nice way of doing it. I
mean this way here from Agents six nine nine suggests
that you go up and say, hey, Nobo, how long
are you gonna sit there for? That sounds a little
bit aggressive. I don't think that's going to win you
a lot of friends in the gym. But you're right
if you say, I'm sorry, I'm just wondering how long
are you gonna take? Because I'd love to use this
machine at some stage.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
What about if you just start spraying with your blue powerade,
Just stop splashing them with the powerade until it gets
on well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Just circle, you know, just whip your towel around on
that whiplash.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, anyway, I'm sure everyone, all our listeners would be
considered it Jim goers that would get through their sets
in an expedient fashion.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
You're doing seven machines in your things. It's a lot
of machines and freeways. Geez, that's that's all freeways, mate,
that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Half around the disabled bathroom afterwards as well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah you I'm the melf burner for twenty five minutes
hooking up on the sauna. It's a full.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Two hour in that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
All right, should we announce the four Pillows of Toothpaste.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I'm excited for this. This has been the most popular
four pillows we've ever done, Adam, the votes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Three for three people have been voting, and I can
tell you that pillar number one is McLean's Are your
McLean showing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I'm saying, I'm so humiliated by that. I always thought
it was I owe your McLean Shine? Who are home
your i O? Yeah, who owes? It doesn't make any sense,
but of course it is are your McLean Shine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah, okay, I'm twenty number two. Yeah, Coldgate, and that
makes sense. I mean you're talking about the big two.
You're probably thinking McLean's and Corgut.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
That the big two.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
That's signal Signal. We talked about signal later on. Signal
was like the most joyless toothpaste you could possibly get.
Signal was the dynamo. I was just gonna say that
my parents.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
My parents had the signal and the signal for the toothpaste,
the dynamo for the washing liquid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
And don't tell me they had sunlight soap as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
They had sunlight soap as well. Oh god, it was
just the meat. Were they the first in the aisle
for people that didn't care the first things?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Dynamo stunk so badly that that blue stuff. We had
a whole room at a house that was just full
of Dynamo bottles. The blue Dynamo bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Okay, were they recycling them? I don't use the one
for something else. I don't know what they were doing,
but I guess on the pharm we had. You had
so many different you could just store everything. It's easier
just to throw something in a shed that wasn't being
used than to throw it out, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I used to see a lot of Dynamo bottles recycled
as crayfish pots for the top parts of craycious fish
pots around the place.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I remember as a kid, not so much anymore. I
used to make them into guns and shoot stuff at
my sister's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Pillar number three, High smile, High smile seems a new one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
That's the one with all the funny little flavors and
the meshes on it, with a pink Barbie electric toothbrush,
and it's all bubblegum this and chopper.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Chops, that watermelon, this mint chok, that orange soda, this
Wonka chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Come on, you can't be brushing your teeth with chocolate.
That's the whole point to not be having chocolate. It
seems like vape flavors. I reckon. That's possibly why they're
so par as high smile and cahooks with big vape
to get to tiss the gateway to kids. Vapor kind
of look a bit like a vapor.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Okay, here we go, pull a number four.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Ah, you're joking Red Seal Smokers.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
For that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Just that's powerful. That's powerful stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
The Red Seals, McLean's Coldgate, Hi Smile, Red Seal Smokers,
toothpaste and no mention of am.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Loocle. Stevenson will be disappointed. This text is not fair.
What the if? Guys, what's up with this content? Slow
news day? Every day's a slow newsday. Well, everyone brushed
their teeth this morning, hopefully so we actually did this
as a service to remind people to brush their teeth.
All right, Okay, so if you haven't brushed, give them
a good going over with the Red Seal Smokers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Thanks for listening to The Matt and Jerry Show. Have
a lovely day to day podcast out at eleven am.
On iHeartRadio or wherever you find your pods and we'll
see you tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
That is the breakfast show line. Woo yeah, it's Mad
and Jerry from six to night.

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